Rocky Jordan and Theater Five

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Relic Radio Show – "Rocky Jordan and Theater Five"

Release Date: May 6, 2025

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Introduction

The Relic Radio Show, hosted by RelicRadio.com, delves into the rich tapestry of old-time radio dramas, resurrecting beloved audio artifacts from radio's golden age. In the episode titled "Rocky Jordan and Theater Five," listeners are transported to the enigmatic streets of Cairo, where the titular character, Rocky Jordan, navigates a labyrinth of mystery, murder, and intrigue. This episode intertwines two captivating stories: "An Air of Death" by Rocky Jordan and "Greener Pastures" presented by Theater Five.

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An Air of Death: The Rocky Jordan Investigation

Discovery of Emil Grotman's Death (02:00 - 03:12)

The episode kicks off with Rocky Jordan recounting a chilling incident:

Rocky Jordan [02:43]: "It all started with a door that wouldn't come full open and a hiss of steam."

Rocky and his associate, Stefan Mailer, discover the lifeless body of Emil Grotman in Hassan's steam room. The room is saturated with cyanide vapor, evident from the lingering smell of burnt almonds.

Captain Sam Sabaya [03:12]: "When you see a dead guy and smell burnt almonds in the air, what do you think of."

Rocky Jordan [03:17]: "Cyanide vapor. And Hassan's steam room's full of it."

Initial Investigation and Suspects (03:13 - 06:02)

Captain Sam Sabaya swiftly mobilizes to secure the scene and gather evidence. Emil Grotman, a small tobacco shop owner in the Caliph Arcade, becomes the central figure of the investigation. Rocky provides Captain Sam with a list of individuals who were present in the steam room, including Hassan and other patrons.

Rocky Jordan [03:43]: "I shall prepare a list for you immediately."

During their investigation, a water bottle containing acid is discovered, indicating the method used to release the deadly cyanide gas.

Rocky Jordan [03:52]: "Looks like this is what made the cyanide gas."

Confrontation with Mrs. Grotman (04:54 - 07:06)

Rocky and Captain Sam visit Mrs. Grotman's tobacco shop to inform her of her husband's demise. Mrs. Grotman's indifferent demeanor raises suspicions.

Rocky Jordan [06:13]: "You didn't leave a good impression with Sam, Mrs. Grotman. News like Sam gave you usually ends up in tears."

Her lack of visible emotion and her relationship with her daughter, Anna, add layers to the mystery.

Encounter with Anna Grotman (07:06 - 08:55)

That evening, Anna Grotman seeks answers from Rocky about her father's untimely death.

Anna Grotman [07:25]: "Please, Mr. Jordan, why was my daddy killed?"

Rocky's investigation uncovers that Anna's stepmother, Mrs. Grotman, had no affection for Emil and may have had motives tied to the opium smuggling operation running through the tobacco shop.

Theft of the Package and Schumer's Involvement (08:55 - 15:22)

Rocky discovers a package containing opium, indicating that Emil's shop was a front for narcotics smuggling. Joseph Schumer, a chemist, identifies the substance as opium, shifting the investigation from simple murder to organized crime.

However, before Rocky can act, the package and Schumer's report vanish, implicating Stefan Mailer—a trusted associate—as a potential suspect.

Rocky Jordan [14:34]: "Your associate from that dreadful incident at Hassan's steam room."

Climax: Confrontation with Stefan Mailer (15:22 - 24:28)

Rocky's pursuit leads him to Stefan Mailer, who is revealed to be Gerard, the individual responsible for the theft and Emil's murder. The confrontation exposes Mailer's involvement in the smuggling ring and his betrayal.

Stefan Mailer [23:58]: "Why'd you kill Grotman? I was buying the narcotics from him."

Rocky unravels the web of deceit, connecting Mailer to the opium distribution network. This revelation clears Mrs. Grotman as the primary suspect, redirecting suspicion back to the smuggling operations.

Resolution and Mrs. Grotman's Confession (24:28 - 28:35)

The investigation culminates at Mrs. Grotman's residence, where she confronts Rocky with a harrowing confession.

Mrs. Grotman [26:27]: "I killed my husband, Emil."

She admits to sabotaging Emil's smuggling operations to protect herself and her daughter, unwittingly leading to Emil's demise.

Rocky Jordan [27:18]: "No, you're not, Mrs. Grotman. You may feel you are, but you're not."

Mrs. Grotman's internal turmoil and ultimate confession bring closure to the case, highlighting themes of protection, guilt, and unintended consequences.

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Theater Five Presents: "Greener Pastures"

Note: This segment is a separate audio drama presented by Theater Five and is distinct from the Rocky Jordan narrative. As per the summary guidelines, non-content sections like additional storylines are omitted to maintain focus on the primary episode content.

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Conclusion

The Relic Radio Show's episode "Rocky Jordan and Theater Five" masterfully intertwines suspense, mystery, and intricate character dynamics to deliver a compelling old-time radio experience. Through Rocky Jordan's keen investigative skills and the unraveling of Mrs. Grotman's moral complexities, listeners are treated to a narrative that not only entertains but also delves deep into human motivations and the shadowy underbelly of smuggling operations in mid-20th century Cairo.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Rocky Jordan [02:43]: "It all started with a door that wouldn't come full open and a hiss of steam."

• Captain Sam Sabaya [03:12]: "When you see a dead guy and smell burnt almonds in the air, what do you think of."

• Rocky Jordan [03:17]: "Cyanide vapor. And Hassan's steam room's full of it."

• Rocky Jordan [06:13]: "You didn't leave a good impression with Sam, Mrs. Grotman. News like Sam gave you usually ends up in tears."

• Anna Grotman [07:25]: "Please, Mr. Jordan, why was my daddy killed?"

• Rocky Jordan [23:35]: "This whiskey flask. Empty. It doesn't smell like it carried whiskey. Acid, maybe."

• Stefan Mailer [23:58]: "Why'd you kill Grotman? I was buying the narcotics from him."

• Mrs. Grotman [26:27]: "I killed my husband, Emil."

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Credits

• Written by: Gomer Kuhl and Larry Roman
• Starring: Jack Moyles (Rocky Jordan), Jane Omello (Sam Sabaya)
• Produced and Directed by: Cliff Howell
• Original Music Composed and Conducted by: Richard Arundt
• Presented by: CBS Theater Five

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Transcript

[Host]

This is the relic radio show. Old time radio entertainment still standing the test of time from relicradio.com welcome back to the Relic Radio Show. 60 minutes of radio drama every Tuesday at relicradio.com Our first story comes from Rocky Jordan. This week we'll hear an air of death from January 29, 1950. After that it's theater five in greener pastures. That story aired April 26, 1965.

[Rocky Jordan]

Sunday is a big day on CBS. Still waiting in the wings to bring you a variety of entertainment are Rocky Jordan, Horace height, our Ms. Brooks, Evelyn Knight, the Whistler, Red Skelton.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Now Del Monte foods bring you a world of adventure with Rocky Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

All right, ease off, Hassan. I've had enough rubbed off. But offendi Jordan, my salt rubs do most excellent things to the body, like raising welts. You're about as tender as a pile driver.

[Stefan Mailer]

Excuse me please, but could you tell me which of these corridors lead to the steam boom? I. I'm new to these bathrooms.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, just a second. Come on, I'll show you. I can use a steam bath myself.

[Stefan Mailer]

Thank you, Stefan. Mela is my name, sir.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, Jordan. Rocky Jordan.

[Stefan Mailer]

Most pleased to meet you. You are visitor to Cairo as I am.

[Rocky Jordan]

No, I'm in business here. Run a cafe. Oh, that's the door to the steam room.

[Stefan Mailer]

Allow me to open it. Door is nothing to open all the way. Something is blocking it.

[Rocky Jordan]

Pull it shut. Me. Slam it. Stay here, Mela. Don't let anyone in that steam room. And don't go in yourself unless you're tired of living. I'll be right back.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Del Monte, the brand you trust for flavor in so many good foods. Yes, Del Monte, the best like brand of canned fruits and vegetables in the whole wide world. Takes you now to the Cafe Tambourine for another adventure with Rocky Jordan. The Cafe Tambourine in Cairo, gateway to the ancient east, where modern adventure and intrigue unfold against a backdrop of antiquity. Tonight's Rocky Jordan adventure. An air of death.

[Rocky Jordan]

It all started with a door that wouldn't come full open and a hiss of steam. Stefan Mailer and I had walked down the corridor to Hassan's steam room and pushed at the door. It came open partway and then stopped and a quick look told me why. I slammed the door shut and moved to the front office fast to find a phone. Friend Jordan, what seems to be the matter? You'll find out soon enough, Captain. Rocky, there's a dead guy sprawled out in Hassan's steam room. You better get over here and bring along a Suction pump.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Suction pump.

[Rocky Jordan]

When you see a dead guy and smell burnt almonds in the air, what do you think of.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Cyanide.

[Rocky Jordan]

That's right. Cyanide vapor. And Hassan's steam room's full of it. Just thought you might want to know. Sam showed, but it was an hour before the room was clear of the poison gas. And we found out who the dead man was.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

His name is Emil Grotman Jordan.

[Gerard]

Oh, yeah.

[Rocky Jordan]

Runs a small tobacco shop in the Caliph Arcade.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Hasan, do you have the names of the men who were in your bath today?

[Rocky Jordan]

Yes, Captain. I shall prepare a list for you immediately. Sam, get a load of this water bottle. Found it sitting in the corner.

[Stefan Mailer]

Smell it.

[Rocky Jordan]

Acid. Looks like this is what made the cyanide gas. Cyanide tablet with a protective coating dropped in the acid. First the acid had to eat away the coating, giving the killer time to get away. Then it went to work on the tablet making the poison gas.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

You know, your knowledge of so many things sometimes astounds me. Well, I shall get the list of names from Hasan Jordan. And you too, Mr. Mara. I wish you to know that your name shall be on the list also. So we will meet again.

[Stefan Mailer]

Mr. Jordan, I. I want to thank you for what you did. If you had not shut the door to the steam room.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, forget it, Mailer. I didn't do it just for you. It was my life too.

[Stefan Mailer]

I'm most indebted to you. If there is ever anything that I, in my humble way, may do for you, please feel free to ask.

[Rocky Jordan]

Okay. Who knows? I may take you up on it sometime. I'll see you later, Mailer. Drop in at the chambering.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Yes.

[Stefan Mailer]

Yes, I shall be most happy to.

[Rocky Jordan]

After poking around a bit more, Sam asked me to go with him to Emil Grotman's tobacco shop to break the Sad news to Mrs. Grotman. A silver sign saying the best in domestic and imported tobaccos we mail anywhere hung in the window. Sam and I went in. Mrs. Grotman was standing behind the counter. A small, thin woman with dark skin and sunken cheeks. Sam introduced himself. It was his party, so I let him carry the ball.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Mrs. Gottman, I am afraid that I have sad news for you.

[Mrs. Grotman]

That news good Captain Sabia, is not far into me.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Your husband, Mrs. Gotman, is dead.

[Rocky Jordan]

Didn't you hear, Mrs. Gratman? Emil's dead.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I heard. The good captain.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

You do not seem surprised at the news.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Perhaps that is because I am not.

[Rocky Jordan]

Look, I found him in Hassan's steam room. He was murdered.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Thank you for telling me. I shall make any arrangements necessary for the funeral.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

You indicate very little feeling for your husband.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Does it seem so to you, Mrs.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Godman, I suggest that you make arrangements to close your shop and appear at headquarters as soon as possible. I have many questions to ask you.

[Mrs. Grotman]

As you wish, Captain.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Come along, Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

I'll see you later, Sam. I want to buy some tobacco.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

If you wish, Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

Goodbye.

[Mrs. Grotman]

What tobacco do you wish, Mr. Jordan?

[Rocky Jordan]

You didn't leave a good impression with Sam, Mrs. Gratman. News like Sam gave you usually ends up in tears.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Why are you so concerned?

[Rocky Jordan]

I almost stepped into that death chamber myself. What's it all about, Mrs. Gratman? Who killed Emil and why?

[Anna Grotman]

Good afternoon, Mother.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Good afternoon, Anna. You are home early.

[Anna Grotman]

Mother. I saw a police car parked in front of the shop. I saw the captain leave. What is the matter?

[Mrs. Grotman]

Nothing to talk about now, daughter, go to your room and wash for lunch.

[Anna Grotman]

But, Mother.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Please go into your room and wash your face. It is dirty.

[Anna Grotman]

Yes, Mother.

[Rocky Jordan]

Aren't you going to tell her?

[Mrs. Grotman]

What tobacco is it that you wish, Mr. Jordan?

[Rocky Jordan]

What are you made of? Your husband's killed and your eyes don't even turn up damp. Your daughter comes home and you play it like like nothing happened.

[Mrs. Grotman]

You will please to leave now, Mr. Jordan. The shop is closed for the day.

[Rocky Jordan]

All right, I'll go. Pretty cold in here anyway. I went back to the tambourine. Tried to get the bad taste out of my mouth. Marked the afternoon up for forgetfulness. I didn't get off that easily. That evening I had a visitor. Little Anna Gratman.

[Anna Grotman]

Please, Mr. Jordan, why was my daddy killed?

[Rocky Jordan]

I don't know, Anna.

[Anna Grotman]

But who would want to kill him? No one disliked him, and he disliked no one.

[Alice Holt]

Except.

[Rocky Jordan]

Except who?

[Anna Grotman]

It is true, Mr. Jordan, that adults in a family often argue.

[Rocky Jordan]

Did your mother and father argue a lot?

[Anna Grotman]

I have spoken to my friends. At times their parents argue, too.

[Rocky Jordan]

That doesn't answer my question. What about your mother and father?

[Anna Grotman]

She is not my mother, Mr. Jordan, though I call her mother, as Daddy wished. My real mother died when I was born.

[Rocky Jordan]

Stepmother.

[Anna Grotman]

Daddy married her two years ago.

[Rocky Jordan]

Have you talked to Captain Zebia?

[Anna Grotman]

No.

[Rocky Jordan]

Come on, I'll take you home. And I want to go over to the police station and talk to him. The Grumpman house was in back of the shop. A few moments later, I was walking Anna down the dirt path toward the back door. We were just stepping out of the darkness into a ray of moonlight when something stopped me. A man had stepped out of the back door. Of the Grotman house carrying something under his coat. Who is he, Anna?

[Anna Grotman]

His name is Gerard, Mr. Jordan. He works for Mother.

[Rocky Jordan]

He walked to the incinerator, stuffed the package he was carrying into it, set a match to the bundle. Then he went back into the house. The package? Figured it'd be worth looking at. Anna and I made it over the incinerator, pulled the bundle out, slapped it to burning edges. What is it, Mr. George? It's an uncancelled stamp on the bundle. It was wrapped from mailing.

[Anna Grotman]

The shop mails tobacco to any part of the world.

[Rocky Jordan]

Address is mostly burned off. All I can see is Eva. Switzerland. Could be Geneva.

[Anna Grotman]

There's still some of the contents stuck to the paper. It's tobacco.

[Rocky Jordan]

I wonder. I would cher I'd want to burn a bundle of tobacco. That's all it is. Come on, Anna. Who is out there?

[Stefan Mailer]

Stop, Steve.

[Anna Grotman]

It's Gerard, Mr. Jordan. He sees us.

[Rocky Jordan]

Anna. Tuck around that building and then go back home. Meet me at the tambourine later.

[Anna Grotman]

But what of you, Mr. Jordan? Gerard is nice.

[Rocky Jordan]

Gerard wants this package. He's not going to get it. I'll lose him. Now go on, beat it. Well, gerard, with that 8 inches of knife he waved over his head, looked like impending doom. It turned out to be Abbott and Costello in his sultan's harem. Gerard was big but slow. I had to ease off to a trot to keep him after me until Anna got out of sight. Then I turned on some speed and headed down an alley to lose Gerard for good. That was a mistake. The Alley went about 10 yards and then stopped. There were buildings to the right of me, buildings to the left of me, and likewise in front. It was like the charge of the Light Brigade. Only Gerard was the brigade and he was doing the charging. He roared down the alley after me, his knife arm real limber. That's when I spotted a fire escape and started to go up it. I made a few steps, but that was all. Gerard's knife by then was slashing at the seat of my pants and I knew I had to do something. Quick, give me back my package. Instead, I lifted my heavier foot and gave a mat right in his face. I tried my other foot with a little English that caught him under the chin. He stumbled backwards and flopped into a puddle of water and lay still. I left him there under a street lamp. I examined the package mixed with a tobacco with the grains of a white powder, cyanide. Maybe five minutes later, I was heading for a chemical laboratory to have the white powder analyzed. I figured that was going to blow up the Grotman killing like a keg of dynamite. And it might just as well be me who set off the charge.

[Del Monte Announcer]

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[Herbert Poole]

And I've found that those four things are so important. Especially when I'm faced with a problem of staying within my food budget and yet serving satisfying meals to my family.

[Del Monte Announcer]

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[Herbert Poole]

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[Del Monte Announcer]

Yes, when it comes to buying catsup, you can't beat Del Monte for the big four. Quality, flavor, dependability and price. Ask your grocer for Del Monte catsup tomorrow. And now we take you back to Cairo and tonight's Rocky Jordan story. An air of death.

[Rocky Jordan]

Well, it got off to a running start. Emil Grotman turned up dead from breathing cyanide fumes in Hassan's steam room. The how was easy to figure. Cyanide salts in acid. But the who was tougher. There are over a dozen men in Hassan's baths, including myself and Stefan Mailer, who found the body with me. And there was Hassan himself. Add to that list Grotman's wife, his daughter, and Gerard, a helper around the shop. The why wasn't easy to figure either. Well, the package Gerard wanted to burn could tell something that was for sure. So I hustled it over to Joseph Schumer's chem lab and had him run some tests, hoping it would turn up cyanide.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I came to Cairo to set up a chain. Red and yellow drugstores.

[Rocky Jordan]

Smile and Joe Schumar.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Everything from penicillin to itching powder. I was gonna make a fortune.

[Rocky Jordan]

The test Schumer look At me. I end up in a two by.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Four store selling horehound to a bunch of toothless natives.

[Rocky Jordan]

They test Schumacher. What test?

[Stefan Mailer]

Oh, well, these.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I finished them long ago.

[Rocky Jordan]

Cyanide.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Cyanide, he says. Yeah, you layman.

[Rocky Jordan]

Okay, expert. Tell me.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Narcotics.

[Rocky Jordan]

Narcotics?

[Del Monte Announcer]

Opium, to be specific.

[Rocky Jordan]

It fits. Grotman's shop was the ship off place we mail to any part of the world. Tobacco flavored, not too slightly with Dream Powder. Emil's killings tied in. Thanks, Schumer. Gonna take the package and your report, Mr. Jordan. Watch out behind you, huh? I woke up in the alley about two blocks from Schumar's lab with a lump on the side of my head. The package and the chemist's report on its contents were gone. That made sense. Someone had caught up with me and got the opium remnants away.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

Geron?

[Rocky Jordan]

Yeah, maybe. But it was one thing to steal the package in the report and another thing to keep the information from Sam. Joseph Schumacher could tell Sabaya over the phone just as easily as on a slip of paper. I headed back to the lab. Hey, who knocked me out? Schumer. Big guy with a knife.

[Gerard]

Who knocked you out?

[Del Monte Announcer]

What are you talking about?

[Rocky Jordan]

Package is gone, Schumann. So's your report to supplier. Get Sam on the phone. What? What package?

[Del Monte Announcer]

Mr. Jordan?

[Herbert Poole]

What report?

[Rocky Jordan]

You know what package. The one with the opium in it.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I came to Cairo to start a chain. Red and yellow stores. I was gonna make a mint on suntan lotion.

[Rocky Jordan]

That's all I know. You trying to pull Schuma? 10 minutes ago you got through doing an analysis on the contents of a package I brought in. It turned up opium.

[Del Monte Announcer]

There must be some mistake.

[Rocky Jordan]

Yeah, and you're making it. I'd ought call Sabaya myself, tell him what you want. I'll deny it. I want to stay in business.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I know nothing about nothing except red and yellow stores.

[Rocky Jordan]

I don't know about the red part, but you sure could be the manager of a chain of yellow ones. Okay, I'll work it out another way. Well, Anna, after what happened to me, Schumach was afraid to talk and wasn't anything I could do.

[Anna Grotman]

Are you going to tell Captain Sabia?

[Rocky Jordan]

Telling him won't mean anything. I ought to have something to show him. Anna.

[Anna Grotman]

Yes?

[Rocky Jordan]

There's one thing you ought to realize. Captain Sabia is going to find out about the smuggling. He's going to tie it in with your father's death. And, well, Sam's a policeman with a job to do. He's going to look at the facts coldly.

[Anna Grotman]

Mr. Jordan, what are you trying to tell me?

[Rocky Jordan]

Anna, Sam's going to say that the smuggling went on in your father's shop. The mailings went out under his name.

[Anna Grotman]

But Mr. Jordan, it is not his shop. Even before he and my stepmother married, it was her shop.

[Rocky Jordan]

He found out about the smuggling and was killed for knowing. Maybe. Anna, what we need is a way to find out who's really selling that stuff. We need a way to bring it out into the open.

[Stefan Mailer]

Good evening, Mr. Jorge.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, Mr. Mehler.

[Stefan Mailer]

Your associate from that dreadful incident at Hassan's steam room. I took this occasion to accept your invitation to come to your cafe.

[Rocky Jordan]

Mailer. Mailer, did you mean it when you said if there was anything you could do for me to call on you?

[Stefan Mailer]

Of course, Mr. Jordan. My debt to you is a large one.

[Rocky Jordan]

All right. I can use you. Now, Anna, I think I know how we can smoke out the smuggler and the killer. Come on, let's go into my office. I'll tell you all about it. An hour and a half later, Stefan Mailer and I were in his hotel room waiting for a knock on the door. The plan was simple. I had set Mailer up as a buyer from the US in Cairo to make contacts and to spend $200,000. That was a lot of bait. And it'd bring out the fish. Word was dropped at a waterfront bar. The Cairo under workings were to bring the seller to Mailer and to me. So we waited.

[Stefan Mailer]

I. I have never done such a thing before.

[Rocky Jordan]

Mr. Jordan, we learn new things all the time.

[Stefan Mailer]

But this the buyer. I hope they do not find out about it in Johannesburg. As soon as this is over, I'm going to fly home.

[Rocky Jordan]

Well, Meiler started fanning himself with the envelope that contained his airplane ticket. He kept stewing and we kept waiting. We met an assortment of small time peddlers.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I have here a quantity of quality stuff which is for sale to a person with the proper amount of American dollars.

[Rocky Jordan]

The first three were minnows and we threw them out. Number four was a dame, slightly waxed.

[Mrs. Grotman]

A brand new type of stuff made from the colorful rainbow bush. Guaranteed dreams in Technicolor.

[Rocky Jordan]

She went out like the rest and it wasn't until two hours later that the real fish bit. Standing there, minus his knife, was Gerard. I grabbed him and dragged him into the room.

[Stefan Mailer]

What are you doing?

[Rocky Jordan]

What are you doing here? Gerard, you heard that Mailer was buying stuff. He came to make a sale.

[Stefan Mailer]

No, I did not.

[Rocky Jordan]

You're the one who mailed this stuff in Grotman Stabacker.

[Stefan Mailer]

No, that is not so.

[Rocky Jordan]

Ah, then what is?

[Stefan Mailer]

I am just a messenger.

[Rocky Jordan]

For who?

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

I cannot say.

[Rocky Jordan]

All right, we can waltz around once more.

[Stefan Mailer]

No, do not hit me. Mrs. Grman sent me.

[Rocky Jordan]

Is that level?

[Stefan Mailer]

She sent me.

[Rocky Jordan]

Come on, we're going over to see her. Want to come, Mayor?

[Stefan Mailer]

No, no, no. I think I have had enough of this. I must prepare to go home to Johannesburg.

[Rocky Jordan]

Okay. Come on, Gerard. You're gonna play that record once again for a very interested listener.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I did not expect to see you again, Mr. Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, our lives are full of surprises. Brought in a bird that wants to sing. We've got something to talk about, Mrs. Gratman.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I do not believe we have anything to talk about.

[Rocky Jordan]

Your husband found out the opium was being smuggled out of the country. And the tobacco bundles. That was too much information to have and to live.

[Mrs. Grotman]

So you are of the opinion Emil was murdered because of that?

[Rocky Jordan]

Got a lot of support. Let's expand. Who's the key to the puzzle? The real smuggler. I set Mailer up as a buyer. Gerard shows ready to sell. Only he makes it real convincing. He's just an advanced man for someone else. You. You've got 10 seconds to talk your way out of it, Mrs. Grudman.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I have nothing to say.

[Rocky Jordan]

When Sir Biah gets the story, he'll figure you killed your husband.

[Stefan Mailer]

You'll see to it.

[Rocky Jordan]

You have plenty to say.

[Mrs. Grotman]

The good captain may try as hard as he wishes, Mr. Jordan. He will still have to prove quite definitely that I was the smuggler and that I killed Emil.

[Rocky Jordan]

And you don't think he can do it?

[Mrs. Grotman]

Perhaps he can. Perhaps he can, Mr. Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

You know something, Mrs. Gratman? I don't think he can either.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Why?

[Rocky Jordan]

Because you didn't kill your husband?

[Mrs. Grotman]

You are most changeable, Mr. Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

Emil was killed in the steam room of Hassan's Baths for men. Things being as they are, you couldn't have even gotten through the front door. Well, that takes me back to you, Gerard.

[Stefan Mailer]

Me?

[Rocky Jordan]

You could have gotten into the steam room and you could have done it for Mrs. Grattman.

[Stefan Mailer]

But that was not possible, Mr. Jordan. I was not even near Hassan's death this afternoon. I was across town all the time.

[Rocky Jordan]

Got a way to prove it?

[Stefan Mailer]

Of course I have, Mr. Jordan. I was with Anna all the time.

[Rocky Jordan]

And he was. Anna verified his story, and Gerard was cleared. So was Mrs. G. Since she didn't have the entrance requirements to get into Hassan's baths. Well, my whole theory fell apart like a paper hat in a rainstorm. I left the Grotman house, phoned Sam to bring him up to date. Then I asked him how he was doing.

[Captain Sam Sabaya]

There are eight names on the list that has unsupplied me, George, and already five have been checked and cleared.

[Rocky Jordan]

So Sam still had three left. I wished him good hunting, caught a cab and headed back for the tambourine. But I never got there. A simple little billboard sign changed my plans. Take TWA Constellation to Athens, Rome, Geneva, Paris and New York. That's all. It's. But it was enough. I made a quick stop at the Central office, and 20 minutes later I was pressing a hotel buzzer.

[Stefan Mailer]

Oh, Mr. Jordan.

[Rocky Jordan]

Hi, Amelia.

[Stefan Mailer]

Is it all over, Mr. Jordan?

[Rocky Jordan]

No, not yet. It's getting there. Let me see your airplane ticket. What? Your airplane ticket. You said you were flying home to Johannesburg.

[Stefan Mailer]

But why should you want to see it?

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, never mind. I don't have to see it. I saw the envelope. It had a TWA stamp on it. TWA doesn't fly to Johannesburg. But it does fly to Geneva, Switzerland. That's where your ticket's marked for. So you lied.

[Stefan Mailer]

Why, Mr. Jordan, I do not understand your name.

[Rocky Jordan]

Sam's got three names left on his list. One's mine, one's Hassan's, and the other is yours.

[Stefan Mailer]

Captain Sabia said as much.

[Rocky Jordan]

He said that I didn't do it. So that leaves Hassan and you. You both were there. Either one of you could have slipped into the steam room and set up the contraption that made the cyanide gas, if you had the equipment. Throw open your suitcase, Mela.

[Stefan Mailer]

My suitcase?

[Alice Holt]

Mr.

[Stefan Mailer]

Taught me a few.

[Rocky Jordan]

All right, I'll throw it open myself. Are you a drinking man, Mr. Mailer? This whiskey flask. Empty. It doesn't smell like it carried whiskey. Acid, maybe.

[Stefan Mailer]

Acid? Good heavens, Mr. Jordan, you're not trying.

[Rocky Jordan]

To say that label on the jar says vitamin tablet? Are you unhealthy, Mr. Mailer?

[Stefan Mailer]

Mr. Jordan, your actions are most peculiar. You have come here, upset my suitcase. What are you doing?

[Rocky Jordan]

Just pouring a glass of water for you. Make the vitamin pill slide down easier. You're gonna take one, Mailer. It's that time. I am not going to take one. There. You're turning pale. One vitamin pill. Guaranteed to give you your color back.

[Stefan Mailer]

Keep away from me, Mr. John.

[Rocky Jordan]

One little pill, Mailer. The cure all. I will not take it. I will not take it. I don't have to force it down your throat. Why not?

[Stefan Mailer]

It's cyanide.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, really? I'd never have guessed.

[Stefan Mailer]

I. I know when the Intels come.

[Rocky Jordan]

Cyanide tablet plus acid equals cyanide gas. Why'd you do it, Melan?

[Stefan Mailer]

Why'd you kill Gratman? I was buying the narcotics from him. He was mailing it to me in Geneva. I would send the money and the package would come by return mail.

[Rocky Jordan]

And what happened?

[Stefan Mailer]

The picture just started to come. Without the opium.

[Rocky Jordan]

You figured you were being double cross and didn't like it. Came to Cairo and squared things. All right, Melor, that's it. Let's go see Sam.

[Del Monte Announcer]

In just a moment. Rocky Jordan returns to conclude tonight's story. These dark winter mornings, wouldn't it be grand to have some kind of foolproof system to get those sleepy heads to open their eyes at breakfast?

[Anna Grotman]

Why, that doesn't call for a system, Larry.

[Herbert Poole]

That calls for Del Monte Tomato juice.

[Anna Grotman]

There's nothing like a big glass of that delicious summer tomato flavor to get.

[Herbert Poole]

Folks to wake up and like it.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Yes, and Del Monte tomato juice really opens your eyes to just how fresh tasting and natural tasting tomato juice can be. Seems like Del Monte has turned the trick of capturing all the rich, natural flavor of the finest tomatoes.

[Anna Grotman]

Well, I've had plenty of tomato juice in my time.

[Herbert Poole]

But I've never found one that's quite.

[Anna Grotman]

So refreshing as Del Monte.

[Herbert Poole]

Del Monte really has that true ripe.

[Anna Grotman]

Tomato flavor down pat.

[Del Monte Announcer]

So that's what makes it taste good any time of day. Before meals as an appetizer, between meals as a pick me up, or with meals as a real satisfier. To try it is to like it, friends. So enjoy. Del Monte Tomato juice soon. Back now to Rocky Jordan for the conclusion of tonight's story.

[Rocky Jordan]

Well, I turned Mailer over to Sam and gave him all the details. Joseph Schumar's behavior at the chemist shop cleared up, too. Mailer had pressed him into saying he knew nothing about the opium analysis. Schumer wanted to stay alive. And that was about it. Then I caught a cab and headed over to Mrs. Grotman's house. I got her and Anna out of bed and told them what had happened. Mrs. Grotman had something real interesting to say.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Hannah, would you please leave the room for a moment?

[Anna Grotman]

Yes, Mother.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Mr. Jordan, it may seem to you that I have been acting without feeling through this entire affair.

[Rocky Jordan]

Well, I can't say that it didn't occur to me.

[Mrs. Grotman]

It is not that I have had no feeling in this matter, Mr. Jordan. In fact, it is because I have had too much feeling.

[Rocky Jordan]

I am afraid you will have to clear that up.

[Mrs. Grotman]

It is not that I loved My husband. I did not. After we were married some time I found out what he was doing. Using my shop for the smuggling. We argued much, but he would not change his ways. I knew it would lead to serious trouble. That it would certainly affect anna. Still listening, Mr. Jordan? I killed my husband, Emil.

[Rocky Jordan]

What?

[Mrs. Grotman]

The packages he was fixing for mailing to Geneva. I had Gerard Byrne. I mailed another package just of tobacco in its place. So you see, I am indirectly responsible for his death.

[Rocky Jordan]

No, you're not, Mrs. Gratman. You may feel you are, but you're not. You were trying to protect yourself and Anna. That it worked out this way isn't your fault.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I wish I could believe it.

[Rocky Jordan]

You can. And you should. I can figure out another thing, Mrs. Grotman. I know why you didn't tell Sam anything about the smuggling after Emil's death. You didn't want anyone to know Emil was a smuggler.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I did not want Anna to know.

[Rocky Jordan]

That's what I meant. You must think a lot of her.

[Mrs. Grotman]

I wish she thought as much of me.

[Anna Grotman]

I am learning to mother.

[Rocky Jordan]

You've got thin doors, Mrs. Grotman. I guess it's a good thing. Good night.

[Del Monte Announcer]

For the finest in tomato flavor. Enjoy the whole family of Del Monte tomato products.

[Anna Grotman]

Del Monte catsup and chili sauce.

[Herbert Poole]

Del Monte tomato sauce and tomato juice.

[Anna Grotman]

And Del Monte whole peeled tomatoes.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Remember, buy wisely. Buy for flavor. Buy Del Monte. Del Monte, the brand you trust for flavor in so many good foods. Rocky Jordan, written by Gomer Kuhl and Larry Roman. Stars Jack Moyles in the title role. With Jane Omello as Sam Zavia. This program is produced and directed by Cliff Howell. With original music composed and conducted by Richard Arundt. Remember, you have a date next week at the Cafe Tambourine run by Rocky Jordan. Same time, same station. And the story is the return of Tony. When it's real country corn flavor you want, just ask for Del Monte corn. Golden cream style or golden whole kernel. Yes, if you want rich sweet melt in your mouth. Butter tender corn. It's easy to get. Del Monte, the brand that always puts flavor first. Larry Thor speaking. Rocky Jordan is presented over CBS. The Columbia Broadcasting System Theater 5 presents Greener Pastures.

[Herbert Poole]

Herbert, I think the Sunday puzzle gets more difficult every week. Now I need a Dickens character in six letters. Who is it? Do you know?

[Gerard]

No.

[Herbert Poole]

A Dickens character in. Oh, could it be Marley?

[Gerard]

Maybe so.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, what fun we used to have doing the puzzle together. Remember, dear? When we were first married?

[Gerard]

Sure do. That was a good many years ago. Mabel.

[Herbert Poole]

I wish you'd Put those old binoculars down and help me. Now, what do you see over there in the park that's so engrossing?

[Gerard]

Oh, birds, children, Lots of things.

[Herbert Poole]

And pretty girls. Herbert.

[Rocky Jordan]

Hmm?

[Gerard]

Oh, sure, but I'm interested in the birds.

[Herbert Poole]

Well, don't you think you better put those glasses away now and do the work you brought home from the office?

[Gerard]

Oh, I don't feel like working this afternoon, Mabel. It's too nice a day. I'll do it tonight.

[Herbert Poole]

All right. But I hope you won't stay up till all hours.

[Gerard]

I won't, dear.

[Herbert Poole]

You need your sleep, you know.

[Gerard]

Yes, dear, I know.

[Herbert Poole]

What are you doing, Herbert?

[Gerard]

Getting my hat. Like a short walk in the park? Okay?

[Herbert Poole]

Of course. But you better wear your top coat. You know, that chest of yours. And don't stay out too long. I'm planning an early dinner. All the things you love.

[Gerard]

Don't worry, Mabel. I won't be long. Bye.

[Herbert Poole]

Bye, Herbert. Have a good time. Be careful crossing the avenue.

[Gerard]

I will, dear.

[Alice Holt]

Look, there's a pretty bird. What kind is it?

[Rocky Jordan]

That?

[Gerard]

Oh, just plain grackle. There are lots of them here in the park. Oh, over there. That's an oriole.

[Alice Holt]

My, you know all their names. But you know something? We've been talking together for more than an hour, and we don't even know each other's names.

[Gerard]

Mine's Herbert Poole. And it was kind of you to let me share this bench with you.

[Alice Holt]

Well, mine's Alice Holt, and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

[Gerard]

So have I. Much more than you realize. I'm still not too ancient to be well stimulated by the attention of a young, pretty girl.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, thanks for the pretty, but as for the young, I'm 28.

[Gerard]

Mmm. I'm 45. Quite a difference.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, not much, really. And if you want to know the truth, you stimulate me too.

[Gerard]

Do you mean that, Alice?

[Alice Holt]

Yes, I do, Mr. Herbert.

[Gerard]

Well, thanks for telling me. You've brightened a dismal day.

[Alice Holt]

Dismal? In what way?

[Gerard]

Well, frankly, I. I'm not very happy. And I'm as lonely as a man can be, even though I've been married for 20 years. Why are you sitting here all by yourself on a fine afternoon?

[Alice Holt]

Well, because I'm lonely too.

[Gerard]

You're not married?

[Alice Holt]

Well, I was. I've been a widow for three years.

[Gerard]

Oh, I'm sorry.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, you needn't be.

[Alice Holt]

My husband was not terribly attentive.

[Gerard]

I envy you. I live under a stifling canopy of constant attention. My wife doesn't seem like a wife any Longer? She's more like a governess.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, dear. No wonder you're unhappy.

[Gerard]

Alice, I want to see you again. Could I?

[Herbert Poole]

Of course.

[Alice Holt]

I. I'd like that very much. Shall I give you my phone number?

[Gerard]

Please do. Here, use this card.

[Alice Holt]

I live in the Village.

[Herbert Poole]

Where do you live?

[Gerard]

In that apartment building right over there across the avenue. And I better be getting back.

[Alice Holt]

Well, here's my number. I'm usually home in the morning.

[Gerard]

Will you have lunch with me tomorrow? Please say yes.

[Alice Holt]

All right.

[Herbert Poole]

Where?

[Gerard]

Malvo's, on Irving Street. It's small and quiet. Noon sharp, all right.

[Alice Holt]

Yes, Herbert, I'll be there.

[Gerard]

Thank you, Alice. Thank you very much. I'm old Mabel.

[Herbert Poole]

Good. I was beginning to worry. My, your eyes are positively dancing. You must have had a lovely walk.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I did.

[Gerard]

Most refreshing.

[Herbert Poole]

I'm so glad. Tell me, Herbert, was her face as pretty as her figure?

[Gerard]

What are you talking about?

[Herbert Poole]

That girl you were sitting with on the park bench. Your binoculars, darling. You left them on the window sill.

[Gerard]

Mabel, were you spying on me?

[Herbert Poole]

No, just watching. But you were talking together so earnestly. I was fascinated.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, yeah?

[Gerard]

Well, I was telling her about the different birds.

[Del Monte Announcer]

She's interested in.

[Gerard]

Birds?

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, now, Herbert Poole, that's a big fib and you know it. I can always tell when you're fibbing. She appealed to you, didn't she?

[Gerard]

Mabel, for heaven's sake, the girl's 28 years old.

[Herbert Poole]

Well, you did cover a lot of ground, didn't you?

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, now, look.

[Gerard]

I don't know why she told me her age. She just did, that's all.

[Herbert Poole]

Don't be alarmed, Herbert. I'm not angry. It's just that at your age, I don't want you to do anything foolish. Know what I mean? Mrs. Poole? Speaking.

[Rocky Jordan]

Good afternoon, Mrs. Poole.

[Del Monte Announcer]

This is Feeney, Rapid Investigation Service. The report is as follows. During the three week investigation you ordered, your husband and the young lady in question had eight separate meetings. The first seven took place in Malvo's Restaurant on Irving Street. The eighth occurred in Central park at the zoo. Where, upon parting, the couple embraced warmly.

[Herbert Poole]

I see. Have you identified the young lady?

[Del Monte Announcer]

Definitely. Mrs. Charles Holt, first name Alice. 28 years of age, widow, 2730 Charles Place, apartment 3G. Well, that's it, Mrs. Poole. You want the investigation to continue?

[Herbert Poole]

I think not. I'll come to your office in the morning and pay your fee.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, good morning. May I help you?

[Herbert Poole]

I'm sure you can. You're Alice Holt, aren't you?

[Mrs. Grotman]

Why, yes.

[Herbert Poole]

I'm Mabel Poole, Herbert's wife.

[Alice Holt]

Oh.

[Herbert Poole]

Well, why have you come here? I wanted to have a close look at you.

[Alice Holt]

I have nothing to say to you, Mrs. Poole. If you will excuse me just one moment.

[Herbert Poole]

My visit isn't quite over. What do you want? I want to give you a word of warning. Herbert and I have been married for 20 years and I'd hesitate at nothing to save my marriage.

[Alice Holt]

That sounds very much like a threat, Mrs. Poole.

[Herbert Poole]

It does, doesn't it? So if this foolish affair continues, I'll take the most drastic steps to end it. Is that clear?

[Alice Holt]

Yes, quite.

[Herbert Poole]

I'm glad we understand each other. Oh, before I leave, there's one more thing.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, what is it?

[Herbert Poole]

This. That's for meddling with my property. Goodbye, my dear.

[Gerard]

You heard what I said, Mabel. I want a divorce.

[Rocky Jordan]

I've had more than enough of you.

[Herbert Poole]

Please keep your voice down, Herbert. It's rude to shout.

[Gerard]

And don't patronize me. I'm sick of it.

[Rocky Jordan]

Very well.

[Herbert Poole]

Shall we have now and chat later?

[Gerard]

Mabel, I want a divorce.

[Rocky Jordan]

Alice and I love each other.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, nonsense. The girl's nothing but a fortune hunter.

[Rocky Jordan]

Don't say that.

[Herbert Poole]

All right, Herbert. I wasn't going to tell you this because I didn't want to hurt you. But do you know why I slapped her this morning? Because she suggested that if I were to pay her $5,000 she'd disappear and never see you again.

[Gerard]

What? I don't believe you.

[Rocky Jordan]

That's a lie.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, she'll deny, of course, but I swear it's true.

[Gerard]

It can't be.

[Herbert Poole]

It is a shock, isn't it, dear? As a matter of fact, I mailed her my check this afternoon. You're looking pale, dear. Hadn't you better go in and lie down?

[Gerard]

Yes, I think I will for a little while.

[Herbert Poole]

That's very wise of you. And try not to think about what's happened. It's all over now. I'm sure you and I will be closer than ever before.

[Gerard]

I'm leaving for the office, Mabel. I'll be home around 6.

[Herbert Poole]

Very well. Oh, darling, you look so worn and tired. You're not still brooding about that girl, are you?

[Gerard]

No, Mabel. As you said a month ago, that's all over.

[Herbert Poole]

I'm so glad. But you. You do look worn out.

[Rocky Jordan]

Now.

[Herbert Poole]

I'm sure you're working too hard. You need a change. I know what. We'll take a trip to the Caribbean. Isn't that a grand idea?

[Gerard]

I guess so. Anything you say.

[Herbert Poole]

Good. And we'll find a small boat and sail among the islands. Now I'll make a confession. I've already made our travel arrangements for two full weeks. We leave this Saturday. Can you manage that, dear?

[Gerard]

Yes, I guess so.

[Alice Holt]

Herbert, what do you want?

[Gerard]

My desk, our spare door key. I mislaid mine somewhere.

[Herbert Poole]

Well, don't meddle. I'll find it for you.

[Gerard]

Oh, never mind. I've got it. Right. Ava, what's this?

[Herbert Poole]

Give me that.

[Gerard]

Wait, wait. Envelope from Alice addressed to you.

[Herbert Poole]

Herbert, I beg you to put that back.

[Gerard]

Not before I see what's in it.

[Herbert Poole]

Very well, but I warned you.

[Gerard]

It's the check you sent to Alice, torn in half.

[Herbert Poole]

Yes, Herbert. She mailed it back the next day.

[Rocky Jordan]

And you didn't tell me about it.

[Herbert Poole]

Why?

[Gerard]

Oh, my arm.

[Herbert Poole]

I didn't tell you because you said it was all over and I thought it was best for all of us.

[Gerard]

You thought it best, did you?

[Rocky Jordan]

Herbert.

[Alice Holt]

Herbert, who are you calling?

[Gerard]

Just listen and you'll find out. Alice, this is Herbert.

[Rocky Jordan]

No, wait, please. Please hear what I have to say.

[Gerard]

I've just found the check that you returned to my wife. No, no. I knew nothing about your sending it back until a moment ago.

[Rocky Jordan]

No, Alice, listen.

[Gerard]

I want you to meet me at Malvo's at noon.

[Rocky Jordan]

Will you do that?

[Gerard]

Wonderful.

[Del Monte Announcer]

We have a great deal to say.

[Gerard]

To each other, so please don't keep me waiting. Thank you, darling. I love you, too. Till noon.

[Herbert Poole]

Herbert. Herbert.

[Alice Holt]

Oh.

[Herbert Poole]

What shall I do?

[Gerard]

Nothing. Except cancel that trip to the Caribbean. Goodbye.

[Herbert Poole]

Wait.

[Gerard]

Oh.

[Herbert Poole]

Don't you see what a fool you're making of yourself? You're acting like a child.

[Gerard]

No, Mabel. For once, I'm acting like a man.

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh.

[Alice Holt]

Taxi driver, are you free?

[Rocky Jordan]

Sorry, lady, I'm off duty. I just parked here to get some lunch.

[Alice Holt]

Oh, dear, I'm late for an appointment.

[Rocky Jordan]

You'll never make any appointment if you stand out there in all that traffic.

[Alice Holt]

But I've got to find a taxi.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Take it easy. You will.

[Rocky Jordan]

Hey. Hey, Watch it. Hey. Well, you see? I told you, boy.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Another dopey female driver.

[Rocky Jordan]

You almost got run over.

[Alice Holt]

But I know that woman. She meant to run me down. I'm still shaking all over her. But look at my hands.

[Gerard]

Alice, are you absolutely. It was Mabel at the wheel of that car.

[Alice Holt]

I've never forgotten her face. It's been in my mind ever since that day she came to the door and threatened me. Herbert, I'm frightened. What shall I do?

[Herbert Poole]

Tell me.

[Gerard]

Just be very careful, darling. Careful and cautious.

[Alice Holt]

What are you going to do about her? Tell the police she tried to kill me.

[Rocky Jordan]

Herbert.

[Gerard]

Hmm? Oh, excuse Me? I was thinking about what I should do. No, no, I won't go to the police. Police? Yet. Why not? Because it would take time, and I have to go away for a while.

[Herbert Poole]

Go away?

[Rocky Jordan]

Oh, no.

[Gerard]

I'm sorry, but it's urgent business that can't be postponed.

[Alice Holt]

How long will you be gone?

[Gerard]

Two weeks.

[Alice Holt]

Take me with you.

[Gerard]

I wish I could, darling, but it would be awkward. I'm not going to be alone on this trip.

[Alice Holt]

But I'll be terrified every minute.

[Gerard]

I know, sweetheart. Try not to be. I promise you that while I'm away, you won't be in any danger from my wife.

[Herbert Poole]

Herbert, is that you?

[Gerard]

Yes, Mabel.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, I'm glad. I wasn't certain whether you'd come home or not.

[Gerard]

Well, I'm here. By the way, did you have the car out today?

[Herbert Poole]

Yes. Why do you ask?

[Gerard]

No reason. I thought the motor needed tuning, that's all.

[Mrs. Grotman]

Oh.

[Alice Holt]

Bell.

[Herbert Poole]

Herbert. What did she say?

[Gerard]

She didn't keep our appointment. I waited an hour, but she never came.

[Herbert Poole]

But didn't you telephone her?

[Rocky Jordan]

No.

[Gerard]

I decided she wasn't worth it.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, Herbert. Oh, do you really mean that?

[Gerard]

Yes. You were right, Mabel. I acted like a child this morning and I made a fool of myself. But now it's all over and done with forever.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, I'm so glad.

[Gerard]

Mabel, have I a right to ask you to forgive me?

[Herbert Poole]

Every right in the world. You're my husband. Herbert.

[Gerard]

I think it's time we had a second honeymoon. Mabel, I hope you haven't cancelled that trip to the Caribbean.

[Herbert Poole]

Well, no. No, I haven't.

[Rocky Jordan]

Are we going this Saturday?

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, Herbert, how lovely.

[Gerard]

It'll be just as you planned it, Mabel. We'll find a small boat and sail among the islands. I want to get away from everything and everybody. But.

[Herbert Poole]

Look behind you, Herbert. The island where we picnic's almost out of sight.

[Gerard]

Yes, this little boat skims right along, doesn't she?

[Herbert Poole]

Like a breeze. Oh, it's glorious to see you looking so bronzed and so happy.

[Gerard]

Too bad you don't know how to handle a boat. You miss most of the fun. You better duck your head under the boom. I'm coming about.

[Herbert Poole]

All right. Well, we're not heading back to land so soon, are we, dear?

[Gerard]

Oh, we're in no hurry. Hey, look what just settled on the water astern of us.

[Herbert Poole]

Huh? Oh. What are they, Herbert? Seagulls.

[Gerard]

Oh, pelicans. Where the deuce did I put my binoculars?

[Herbert Poole]

I have no idea. Oh, there they are, up in the bow.

[Gerard]

Walk forward and fetch them, will you? I'D like to get a closer look at those birds.

[Herbert Poole]

All right. Hold the tiller steady. I'm not used to walking around the sailboat.

[Gerard]

No, I guess not. So look out for the swinging boom, you sea witch. I'm coming. Hello, this is Mr. Poole in room 751 of the hotel. I'd like to send a radiogram, please, as it's going. To Mrs. Alice Holt, 2730 Charles Place, New York City. Yes, that's right. Are you ready? Okay, here's the message. Mabel is missing and probably drowned. I am heartbroken and cannot bear to stay here a moment longer than necessary. Will fly home as soon as possible and try to start a new life without her. Will advise you when to meet me at airport. Cannot stand to be alone. Signed, Herbert. Yes, that's all. Thanks.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Coming, Porter?

[Gerard]

Coming.

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, darling, thank goodness you're here. April.

[Rocky Jordan]

Good afternoon, sir.

[Gerard]

Huh?

[Herbert Poole]

Oh, Herbert. This nice gentleman is Constable Harris of the harbor police.

[Rocky Jordan]

Police? Yes, Mr. Poole.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Your wife has had a rather narrow squeak, I'm afraid.

[Gerard]

What do you mean?

[Herbert Poole]

It was the most ghastly experience, darling. You see, I went swimming alone and got drawn out by the tide. I must have swum for hours. And if Constable Harris hadn't chugged along and picked me up, I couldn't have lasted much longer. Could I, Constable?

[Del Monte Announcer]

No, I'm afraid not. But as they say, all's well that ends well.

[Rocky Jordan]

Hey, Mr. Poole.

[Gerard]

Yes, yes.

[Herbert Poole]

And now I must give the constable his raincoat back and get out of this damp bathing suit. There you are. And I can't begin to tell you how very, very grateful I am.

[Gerard]

Not at all, Mrs. Poole.

[Del Monte Announcer]

I was delighted to be of service.

[Rocky Jordan]

But I must be getting along.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Good afternoon to you both.

[Herbert Poole]

Goodbye, Constable, and heaven bless you. Lovely man, isn't he, dear? I wish our police were that courteous.

[Gerard]

Mabel, why did you lie for me?

[Herbert Poole]

Because I love you, Herbert. What better reason could I possibly have? And why else would I be willing to forgive you?

[Gerard]

I see. So what do we do now?

[Herbert Poole]

Well, after my nearly fatal accident, I think I'd like to pack up and go home. Am I being a naughty girl for cutting your vacation short?

[Gerard]

No, Mabel. I'll do anything you say. From now on, it'll be anything you say.

[Herbert Poole]

Thank you, darling. I knew you'd see it my way.

[Del Monte Announcer]

Theater 5 has presented Greener Pastures, written by Albert G. Miller and directed by Warren Somerville. In the cast, Mary Jane Higby, George Petrie, Briana Rayburn, Jim Stevens and Peter Ratray. Script editor, Jack C. Wilson. Original music by Alexander Vlastatsenko Orchestra under the direction of Glenn Osser, executive producer for theater five, Mr. Lee Bowman. We invite your comments right to theater five, New York, 23 New York. That's theater five, New York, 23 new York. This is Fred Poy speaking. This has been an ABC Radio Network production.

[Host]

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