
Hosted by Christopher Mueller and Steve Leichman · EN

At the end of Home Alone 2, doesn't it piss you off when at the end all the kids just go fucking nuts and opens all the presents at the same damn time? Duncan's Toy Chest delivered to their $10,000 a night hotel room, like, just chill out and have some respect. Little brats. Anyways, Chris and Steve have respect for Duncan as they open gifts one at a time like civilized children, unlike those savages over in Winnetka.

Wake up babe, Taco Bell just dropped another abomination unto the Lord! It's a Mountain Dew Pie this time. Chris and Steve are trying it! Babe? BABE? OH NO BABE DIED OF BOREDOM

I assume everyone at one point in their life has sat on a public park bench and thought: "Who would win in a fight? Angela from The Office or Pikachu? And also what are two boring men's opinions on 24 different types of snack food?" Well, wonder no longer, listener. Chris and Steve have you covered for nearly 3 hours of listening pleasure. The Office Advent Calendar VS Pokemon Advent Calendar

"Ho Ho Ho"?! More like "Bro Bro Bro" because bros everywhere will weep when they hear what cool gifts Chris got Steve this year and what gifts for children Steve got Chris this year! Everyone else outside of bros will be mildly amused!

The polar bears would be spinning in their frozen graves if they tried this shit

Ten-Butt! Two battle softened men who have never and will never see action in their lives taste test an MRE! Also Jean is there but she's a huge badass so we can't make fun of her.

Steve and Chris are fed up with these damn unhealthy lunchables! They want a virtually identical type of product run by scummy YouTubers! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!?

Jingle all the Whey! haha get it because of holidays and cereals and a think they put whey in them sometimes? ...psh, whatever. what ami i john-y carson?

We try various Korean snacks, and no, this is not like our "Chris and Steve go to a Korean Supermarket" episode because there are actual professionals choosing the snacks, not a couple of jamokes

And just like that, The Reviewniverse is back! Jean's been watching Sex and the City recently so I know ALL the references. I'm such a Tonya! Anyways, we BRING IT this year with a record number of Advent Calendars, and a record length of the podcast, nearly 3 hours of bullshit! Hope you cleared your schedule as you stare directly at the device that's playing the podcast and nothing else for the entire running time! Star Trek VS Beatles VS Harry Potter Deluxe Advent Calendars