Podcast
The Rewatcher
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Sink your fangs into The Rewatcher: True Blood the podcast where Ash, Alaina, and Mikie resurrect True Blood one ridiculous episode at a time. Join this unholy trio as they unpack the southern gothic chaos of Bon Temps — from vampire love triangles and questionable accents to every time someone dramatically says “Sookeh.” Expect passionate rants, psychic-level thirst for Eric Northman, wild tangents about supernatural etiquette, and a dangerous amount of Southern impressions.
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True Blood: Bad Blood (S3E1)
1w ago01:06:43Tap to summarizeRewatchers!! We made it to SEASON THREE and things are getting wild! We pickup in the absolute mess that the finale left us in. Sookie unsuccessfully attempts to get the fuzz on Bill's trail, Tara is spinning out of control, and Eric has issues of royal proportion! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we get horrified by distracted driving, Mikie tries to find a tasteful term and fails miserably, and we decide that it's on SIGHT with Stanley! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Beyond Here Lies Nothin' (S2E12)
2w ago01:23:06Tap to summarizeWe pick up where we left off with Sookie losing her damn mind as Tara tends to Eggs AND the weird giant egg in Gran's bed! unfortunately for her, Maryann has ideas on how she wants her reunion with her god to go, and they include Sookie! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash lives for the folk horror of it all, Mikie is obsessed with this episode’s music game, and we continue to mourn Scrub Daddy’s lost innocence! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Frenzy (S2E11)
3w ago01:09:00Tap to summarizeWith Bill being held hostage by the whims of the Brat Queen, Bon Temps continues to unravel into debauchery! Tara hones in on exploiting Lettie Mae's weakness. Sam calls upon an unlikely ally, and Sookie is drawn back to her house of horrors. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Ash bares her soul to mystified silence, Alaina wants to steal Sophie-Ann's look, and Mikie's euphemism almost gets him thrown in pod lab jail! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: New World In My View (S2E10)
Apr 1501:08:23Tap to summarizeSookie and Jason are welcomed back to Bon Temps with a bang-- literally! Maxine is not so queenlike, and Jessica has had ENOUGH. Bill gets all bitey when he confronts Maryann to HORRIBLE effect, and Sookie desperately tries to get through to a black eyed, possessed Tara., Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Mikie feels the heat from Jason, we marvel at how much Terry loves Arlene, and we send some mustard lapping heathens to jail immediately! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: I Will Rise Up (S2E9)
Apr 801:33:21Tap to summarizePicking up right at the end of last week's explosive ending, the Dallas Vampire Coven deals with the fallout of a terrorist attack! Eric dupes Sookie to get under her skin (and MAN does he!) and Godric falls upon his sword to ensure that his clan is protected. Back in Bon Temps, things are ramping up into chaos! Lafayette is HORRIFIED when he sees bruises on Tara and responds accordingly. Sam flies the coop (literally), and Maryann continues to be an absolute menace to society. Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as we mourn a fallen joke , Ash issues a dire warning to listeners, and Alaina continues to deny that Alexander even HAS shoulders! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Timebomb (S2E8)
Apr 101:10:40Tap to summarizeIn one of the best episodes of the series so far, Sookie gets saved by an unlikely friend. She and Eric attempt to escape from cult camp as Bill and Jason rally to get her to safety! At Merlottes, Lafayette gets a mystical warning, and Sam finds Daphne’s corpse and ends up in serious hot water!! Not a banner night for the hometown haunt! Back at the house that booties built, Tara is sus about the blackouts everyone is experiencing, and Maryann makes the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen. But hey! At least she didn’t f&#k a tree! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina wishes that Eric would look at her like he looks at Godric , Ash wants to save a horse, and Mikie does his best Audrey impression! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Release Me (S2E7)
Mar 2501:30:49Tap to summarizeWith Sookie stuck at Cult Camp: Basement Edition, shit looks BLEAK! Hugo is bitchmade, and sings like a canary to save his own ass FURTHER endangering not only Sookie, but Jason as well!! Back in Bon Temps, Tara is freaked out by the time that she lost and starts to sense something is up when Arlene mentions the same thing happened to her. Meanwhile Andy just sounds like a crazy person ranting about demons and orgies in the woods, and people see him for what he looks like! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks about the house that booties built , Ash gets 'Hotdog Flashbacks”, and Mikie adds a scandalous search to his browser history! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Hard-Hearted Hannah (S2E6)
Mar 1101:03:05Tap to summarizeREWATCHERS!!! We will be taking a short vacation, and will be back with a new episode in 2 weeks! Catch the next episode on March 25th! see you then! Sookie gets unlikely assistance from Hugo, a human paramour of one of the Dallas Vampires. Together they go undercover to spy on Steve & Sarah's Cult! Jason is having a conflict of faith after he got a holy handjob last week, and cracks in Sarah & Steve's marriage starts to show. Back in Bon Temps Tara and Eggs are treated to bitchmade behavior when the water heater gives out. Arlene and Terry continue their flirtmance, and sam says some truly fucked up shit that would definitely get his employer ass sued! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina admits that she would clap erasers with Eric, Ash gets the ick from Bill's behavior, and Mikie wants to unheard the dreadful noises coming out of black eyed Arlene! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Never Let Me Go (S2E5)
Mar 401:17:32Tap to summarizeThis episode is brought to YOU by HANDJOBS! **twinkling sound** This week Daphne reveals how she knows about Sam's secret! Sookie attempts to force a bond with Barry the telepath, but fails miserably. Meanwhile Tara gets overwhelmed by the world, but comes home to Maryann who offers comfort! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina talks away Eric's previous poor oral hygiene, Mikie has thoughts about the episode title, and Ash readies herself to show Maryann these hands because of her "Temu Gran costume" she puts on! (Honestly! The fucking nerve of this woman!) And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
Transcribe →True Blood: Shake and Fingerpop (S2E4)
Feb 2501:08:44Tap to summarizeSookie plays the adorable step mom in this episode, talking Bill into leading Jessica with a gentler hand! They travel to Dallas, and receive an unwelcomed greeting. Meanwhile, Jason gets lured into the Newlin’s close circle, and Tara celebrates her birthday with 100 of her closest strangers! Rewatch, Listen & Laugh as Alaina needs to collect herself after Eric’s blood has unexpected effects on Lala, Mikie has strong feelings about Scrappy (emphasis on CRAPPY) Doo, and Ash pulls YOU aside for a little side conversation! And don’t forget to follow us at @the_rewatcher on Instagram for special bonus content!! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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