Today’s funny podcast starts with a simple question that quickly spirals into a full-blown identity crisis: are you using the wrong bathroom stall?

That’s right—we’re diving deep into the most unnecessary yet somehow life-altering debate of all time. First stall? Last stall? Middle stall if you enjoy chaos and eye contact? The crew breaks down the psychology, the statistics, and the horrifying truth about which stall is actually the dirtiest. Spoiler: you’re not going to like the answer, and you will absolutely think about it the next time you’re in a public restroom.

But because this is The Rizzuto Show, we don’t stop at bathroom logic. Oh no. We escalate things immediately with a discussion about a truly cursed toilet paper method that should probably be banned internationally. It’s the kind of idea that makes you pause mid-laugh and go, “Wait… no… why would anyone do that?” And yet, here we are.

From there, the episode takes its usual chaotic turn into everything else you didn’t know you needed. We get into nostalgic collecting—from Pokémon cards to iPods to DVDs (yes, DVDs are apparently back, and we don’t fully understand it either). There’s a wild story about a river otter attacking a toddler at a marina, which somehow leads to a legal settlement and a lot of uncomfortable questions about nature doing nature things.

We also cover a Disney World incident where a grown man decided the correct response to line-cutting teenagers was… physical confrontation. Bold strategy. Not recommended. And just when you think the episode couldn’t get more unhinged, we break down a moment where a million-dollar violin gets accidentally launched across a stage mid-performance. Somehow, it survives better than our faith in humanity.

Along the way, there’s plenty of classic Rizz Show energy—random facts, dumb debates, stories from childhood, and the kind of commentary that makes this funny podcast feel like you’re just hanging out with friends who absolutely should not be left unsupervised.

If you’re here for daily comedy, weird news, and conversations that go completely off the rails in the best way possible, this funny podcast has you covered.

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