It’s Friday the 13th, which means superstition is in the air and chaos is basically guaranteed. On today’s daily comedy show, the Rizzuto Show crew dives headfirst into weird news, questionable relationship advice, and a story so bizarre it sounds like it came from a comedy movie.

First up: dating red flags.

A listener asks whether being 42 years old with no serious relationships or kids is automatically suspicious when dating. That simple question turns into a full breakdown of modern dating culture, the rise of the “incel” label, and why people today seem to struggle more than ever when it comes to relationships. The conversation includes honest advice, uncomfortable truths, and the realization that sometimes the best way to learn dating is just by getting rejected a few times and surviving it.

Then the show stumbles into one of the strangest crime stories imaginable.

Somewhere between Los Angeles and Dallas, a freight train shipment went missing… but this wasn’t electronics or luxury goods. Thieves stole over $250,000 worth of high-tech male sex toys. The crew investigates the product itself, debates how advanced this technology has become, and wonders what kind of criminal mastermind plans a heist around self-pleasure devices.

Naturally, that leads to an even bigger discussion about VR technology, internet culture, and whether modern convenience might actually be ruining people’s chances of forming real relationships.

But the show takes a heartfelt turn when a listener calls in to talk about dating while dealing with prostate cancer and caring for a parent. The crew shares advice, encouragement, and a reminder that even in the middle of a ridiculous daily comedy show, real moments and real connections still happen.

And then comes the biggest moment of the episode.

After teasing it all morning, the show finally reveals that one member of the crew has life-altering news — and the announcement sends everyone into celebration mode. Suddenly the conversation turns to baby showers, dad jokes, and the realization that the Rizz Show family is officially getting bigger.

From stolen trains to serious conversations to one huge surprise announcement, this episode is everything you’d expect from a chaotic daily comedy show that somehow manages to balance ridiculous humor with real moments.

Welcome to another completely normal day with The Rizzuto Show.

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