I’s Opening Day in St. Louis, so the crew shows up in full Cardinal red… except for Lern, who proudly opts out of sports like it’s a personality trait. The celebration quickly derails into a completely unnecessary investigation into whether Crisco and Lipitor are secretly connected (they’re not, but confidence was high). From there, things spiral into robot paranoia, AI taking over jobs, and the psychological horror of the “uncanny valley.” Naturally, this leads to a deeply unsettling debate about how many dead bodies can exist in water before we collectively decide it’s not swimmable anymore. Because nothing says “good morning” like existential dread and lake corpse math.

March Movie Mayhem continues as the crew debates iconic 90s matchups like Forrest Gump vs The Green Mile, Pulp Fiction vs The Matrix, and the absolute chaos of Dazed and Confused vs Wayne’s World. There are strong opinions, questionable logic, and a lot of yelling about what truly defines a “90s movie.” Meanwhile, the show mourns missing out on buying the legendary mechanical rhino from Ace Ventura 2, which somehow sold for nearly $60K (yes, really). This kicks off a full-on spiral into movie prop auctions, including items from Predator that Rafe is now emotionally attached to owning for no practical reason whatsoever.

With Moon still out living his best theme park life, the crew becomes obsessed with the HBO series Neighbors, specifically the finale titled “The Man in the Yellow Bikini” (warning: aggressive levels of old man nudity). But the real story is Rafe’s quest to get into Canada despite his… let’s call them “historical driving achievements.” Enter immigration lawyer Mark LaForce—basically the Avengers-level hero of border crossing—who confidently declares, “You’re coming to Canada,” and lays out a surprisingly doable plan involving permits, paperwork, and possibly a letter from Wayne Gretzky (which, apparently, carries more weight than politicians). The segment turns into a full-blown mission, complete with tribal invitations, hockey connections, and the show rallying behind Rafe like he’s heading on an epic quest instead of just trying to cross a border legally.

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