Remember when we all proudly “cut the cord” and told ourselves we’d never go back to cable? Yeah… turns out we may have just reinvented it — but worse, more expensive, and somehow with more passwords.

In this episode of The Rizzuto Show, your favorite funny podcast, the crew dives headfirst into the absolute mess that is modern streaming. Between Netflix, Hulu, Disney+, HBO Max, and the 14 other services you forgot you subscribed to, the dream of “saving money” has officially left the chat. We break down the latest price hikes, why everyone’s canceling subscriptions, and the terrifying realization that your monthly bill might rival your old cable package… except now you also have to remember your login.

We also get into the concept of “zombie subscriptions” — those sneaky little services quietly charging you for months while you haven’t opened the app since Halloween 2022. (Looking at you, horror streaming apps and random add-ons you swore you needed for ONE show.) And yes, we debate the ultimate question: if you could only keep ONE streaming service, what survives?

But this wouldn’t be a proper funny podcast without the usual celebrity chaos. We break down wild rumors about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce’s possible wedding plans, unpack the bizarre legal strategy from Sean "Diddy" Combs, and react to Natasha Lyonne getting kicked off a flight in what can only be described as a very confusing situation involving pretzels and poor timing.

Oh, and just when you think it can’t get weirder — we somehow end up discussing a chess controversy that spiraled into one of the strangest stories you’ll hear all week. Because of course we did.

As always, you’ll also get your dose of Friday Fail Stories, music news, random tangents that derail everything, and the kind of sarcastic, slightly unhinged commentary that makes this a daily must-listen.

So if you’ve ever looked at your bank account and thought, “Why am I paying for 9 streaming services and still watching nothing?” — congratulations, you’re in the right place.

This is your daily dose of chaos, courtesy of your favorite funny podcast.

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