Today’s episode of The Rizzuto Show funny podcast starts like any normal day—until it very quickly becomes an international legal drama starring one of our own idiots.

Rafe is trying to get into Canada. Simple goal, right? Nope. Turns out Canada has rules, memories, and apparently zero chill when it comes to past mistakes. But instead of giving up like a reasonable adult, Rafe does what anyone on a funny podcast would do—he calls in reinforcements. Enter Mark LaForce, an immigration lawyer so confident he basically says, “Relax, I got this,” within five minutes.

And just like that, we’re off the rails.

Now the plan involves:

A tribal invitation from the Blackfoot Nation
FBI fingerprinting (casual)
And somehow… possibly getting a recommendation letter from Wayne Gretzky

Yes. That Wayne Gretzky. The hockey legend. The guy who apparently might be the golden ticket into Canada if he vouches for you. No pressure, Rafe.

Meanwhile, the rest of the show continues doing what we do best—spiraling into nonsense. We hype up the absolutely wild finale of Neighbors (which includes things we legally cannot unsee), debate the largest animal we could beat in a fight (confidence wildly outweighs ability), and jump into a round of “Take Five” that proves once again that game shows are only fun when they completely fall apart.

There are miracle guesses, suspicious teamwork, and one moment where the Hamburglar becomes the most important figure in modern broadcasting. It’s everything you expect from a funny podcast—fast, ridiculous, and somehow held together just enough to keep going.

So whether you’re here for comedy, chaos, or to see if Rafe actually makes it across the border without being detained, this episode delivers.

Spoiler: We’re still not sure if he’s getting in—but if Gretzky answers the call, anything’s possible.

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