A Seattle tourist allegedly threw a rock at an endangered Hawaiian monk seal and then reportedly told everyone, “Fine me, I’m rich.” Unfortunately for him, Hawaii introduced him to a shirtless local nicknamed the “Ambassador of Aloha” almost immediately after.

That story alone would’ve been enough chaos for one episode, but the gang ALSO gets into creepy Craigslist tornado roommates, scary adult situations that still make us feel like terrified children, haunted basements, ladder death anxiety, customer service panic attacks, and why the Apple Store apparently refuses to answer phones despite literally selling phones for a living.

Also discussed:

The dark comedy movie Obsession
The world ending on August 12th (allegedly)
Rich people apocalypse escape plans
Drive-thru embarrassment
Dentist horror stories
Busch Stadium heroics
Cheryl the mannequin

Basically your average Tuesday in St. Louis.

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