Would you marry yourself?

No seriously... knowing everything you know about yourself. Every annoying habit. Every irrational rant. Every weird obsession. Every story your spouse politely pretends isn't embarrassing anymore.

That's the question that completely derails today's comedy podcast, and somehow it turns into one of the funniest conversations we've had in a long time.

Rizz is convinced he'd make the perfect husband. Rafe isn't sure he'd even date himself. Moon starts questioning his own parenting. Lern accidentally turns the conversation into a therapy session. King Scott somehow makes everything wholesome... until everyone starts imagining what their kids would be like if they brought home younger versions of themselves.

Then things somehow get even weirder.

Would you have been friends with your own kids in high school?

Would your future son-in-law survive meeting Rizz?

How much spaghetti is too much spaghetti?

Why is rollerblading during national emergencies still being discussed decades later?

Because it's The Rizzuto Show, that's only the beginning.

We also celebrate some incredible "Back in the Day" moments, including the infamous Guns N' Roses Riverport riot, Steve Winwood unknowingly blessing St. Louis history, Michael Jackson making chart history, and one of the wildest sports tragedies ever.

Plus, celebrity gossip goes completely off the rails:

• Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce wedding conspiracy theories

• Alan Jackson's emotional farewell concert

• Weird Al turning down AI money

• And somehow Clive Owen accidentally becomes Tom Hanks.

Along the way you'll hear terrible impressions, questionable life advice, random movie references, classic Rizz sarcasm, Moon's conspiracy brain working overtime, and the kind of conversations that only happen when five friends are given microphones.

If you like unpredictable conversations, hilarious arguments, celebrity gossip, weird news, and friends roasting each other for two and a half hours, this comedy podcast is exactly your kind of chaos.

Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your day. Whether you're driving to work, pretending to work, or avoiding responsibilities entirely, we're glad you're here.

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Because after today's episode...

...you might not even marry yourself.

If you love a daily comedy podcast full of ridiculous conversations, pop culture, St. Louis nonsense, and absolutely zero dignity, welcome home.

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