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From comedy and weird news to celebrity gossip and sports, The Rizzuto Show brings the chaos and questionable logic of St. Louis’ favorite morning show to a daily comedy podcast. Join Rizz, Moon Valjean, Lern, Rafe Williams, and King Scott as they chop it up and dish it in a hilarious daily show—bustin’ chops, talking trends, and keeping it real.
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The Rocket Classic & Big 10 Futures: Who could shock the College Football World | The Spread Zone
1w ago00:26:55Tap to summarizeFootball's back! At least on The Spread Zone.This week Riz, Tim McKernan and Anthony Stalter dive into the Big 10. Will it be one of the usual suspects raising the conference championship trophy in December, will Indiana repeat, or will it be a sleeping giant taking home the hardware. The guys also break down some favorable schedules that could provide some value in win total futures. Then its onto the NFL, how will the AFC East Shape up this year? Are the Bills a sure thing to reclaim the divison?The Spread Zone is also hunting down value again on the links. Looking to this weekend's Rocket Classic in the Motor City. The crew breaks down their favorites and long shots, including Chris Gotterup and Cam Young, The Spread Zone is presented by @FanDuel Sportsbook!LEGAL DISCLAIMERWe provide information about sports betting for entertainment purposes only. Please confirm gambling regulations in your state of residence. To participate in sports gaming, you must be 21 years of age or older and be physically present in a state where sports betting is legal. If you or someone you know has a sports betting or gambling problem, please call 1-800-GAMBLER or visit www.ncpgambling.org for more information and further assistance.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →DAILY PODCAST: Bobby & Mike Play With Our Panis | The Rizzuto Comedy Show
2w ago02:50:30Tap to summarizeFrom camel rides to West Nile mosquitoes, somehow end up roasting Panera's move to Boston, and still find time to debate whether minivans are secretly awesome... congratulations, you've found today's episode.The crew kicks things off with one of the weirdest conversations you'll hear all week after camel videos completely derail the morning. From there it's straight into Missouri mosquito season, West Nile warnings, heat indexes trying to melt highways, and why everyone suddenly feels like checking every birdbath in the neighborhood.Then comes the biggest local story of the day: Panera officially announcing plans to move its headquarters from the St. Louis area to Boston. The gang reacts the only way they know how—with sarcastic conspiracy theories, fake boardroom jargon, Boston jokes, memories of St. Louis Bread Co., questionable bathroom reviews, and plenty of mourning for another hometown company heading east. Somehow the conversation also includes Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, bread bowls, hospital food, and the mysterious career path of CEO Paul Carbone.The chaos doesn't stop there.There's a wild retail theft story where social media becomes the criminals' biggest enemy, stories about detention, paddlings, school punishments that absolutely wouldn't fly today, and enough embarrassing childhood memories to keep therapists employed for years.Later, the crew unexpectedly becomes the biggest supporters of minivans you've ever heard. Sliding doors, cup holders, family road trips, captain's chairs, Toyota Siennas... suddenly everyone's wondering if they judged minivans way too harshly growing up.Of course, no episode would be complete without random tangents about neighborhood cats, weird internet nostalgia, ridiculous listener texts, and the kind of conversations that somehow only happen on The Rizzuto Show.Some people start their morning with coffee. We start ours by arguing about what the word "standby" actually means before immediately spiraling into ancient social media trauma. Seems healthy.This daily comedy show welcomes comedian Bobby Jaycox back into the studio, and from there the rails completely disappear. One minute we're talking about his stand-up shows, the next we're debating whether MySpace deserves another shot at world domination. Would you bring back your Top 8? Would Tom still be your first friend? More importantly... what embarrassing song was automatically blasting from your profile the second someone visited?Naturally, that conversation leads us into the greatest collection of forgotten internet memories imaginable. MySpace profile songs, HTML backgrounds, awkward teenage decisions, and the horrifying realization that some of those old photos may still exist somewhere in the digital universe waiting to ruin careers.As if nostalgia wasn't enough, Lauren somehow gets roped into doing a Chewbacca impression... and then convinces everyone else to try one too. The results are exactly as dignified as you'd expect from grown adults with microphones.Elsewhere in today's chaos...• Bobby shares stories about Nikki Glaser helping promote his comedy shows.• The crew debates whether listening to music should be a solo experience.• Rafe revisits one of the most questionable MySpace profile songs ever selected by a human being.• Moon explains why MySpace worked in the first place—and why bringing it back might be impossible.• Clone conspiracies somehow become a serious topic for several minutes.• Lauren runs through the latest celebrity news, music headlines, TV updates and entertainment gossip during Crap on Celebrities.• Ted Lasso returns.• American Horror Story gets its Avengers-style crossover season.• Eminem auctions off sneakers.• Demi Lovato shuts down clone theories... which naturally only fuels more clone theories around the room.• The gang ranks classic summer songs while simultaneously roasting Kenny Chesney, LFO, Brian Wilson, and basically everyone else.It's another episode where one conversation accidentally creates six more conversations, nobody stays on topic for long, and somehow that's exactly how we like it.Then Mike McKenna from Macadoodles walks into the studio carrying what might be the greatest gift Rafe has ever received: a full-size cardboard cutout of Willie Nelson. Naturally, that leads to conversations about THC drinks, sleep gummies, hemp regulations, getting way too high in Vegas, and why older adults are becoming the biggest fans of Willie Nelson's cannabis beverages.The crew also answers listener emails that somehow become full-blown debates. Is it weird to say hi to the spouses of radio personalities when you see them in public? Does gray hair actually make people more attractive? Should you ever dye it? Why do brothers care if their sister goes gray? The opinions are... surprisingly passionate.Then comes one of the biggest debates of the episode.A listener witnesses someone bringing a dog into a pizza restaurant... then placing the dog ON THE TABLE. The crew is completely split over what's acceptable, what's disgusting, where the line should be, and somehow babies, dirty diapers, dog hair, patios, and pizza all become part of the same conversation.Meanwhile Bobby prepares for his upcoming appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos, everyone wonders what kind of chaos that comedy show will become, and Rafe volunteers to road trip despite claiming he's only doing it to pay off student loans.It's another completely unfiltered episode filled with ridiculous conversations, listener emails, celebrity randomness, weird news, and exactly the kind of nonsense you've come to expect from The Rizzuto Show.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Mosquitoes in Desoto Test Positive for West Nile VirusExtreme heat buckles road on Highway K in O’FallonPanera to move headquarters from St. Louis to BostonMillennials are trying to make minivans cool again‘Millennials assemble’: Myspace could be making a comebackSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Birthday Bash Shenanigans, Willie Nelson's Cutout & Dog Dining Dilemmas
2w ago00:22:50Tap to summarizeThe countdown to Rizz's birthday bash is officially on, which means the show immediately spirals into conversations about public spanking, 90s rock tribute bands, specialty birthday beer, and why apparently nobody can leave well enough alone.This daily comedy show starts with the crew hyping Rizz's birthday celebration at Delmar Hall before somehow landing on whether a dominatrix should be involved. (We wish we were kidding.)Then Mike McKenna from Macadoodles walks into the studio carrying what might be the greatest gift Rafe has ever received: a full-size cardboard cutout of Willie Nelson. Naturally, that leads to conversations about THC drinks, sleep gummies, hemp regulations, getting way too high in Vegas, and why older adults are becoming the biggest fans of Willie Nelson's cannabis beverages.The crew also answers listener emails that somehow become full-blown debates. Is it weird to say hi to the spouses of radio personalities when you see them in public? Does gray hair actually make people more attractive? Should you ever dye it? Why do brothers care if their sister goes gray? The opinions are... surprisingly passionate.Then comes one of the biggest debates of the episode.A listener witnesses someone bringing a dog into a pizza restaurant... then placing the dog ON THE TABLE. The crew is completely split over what's acceptable, what's disgusting, where the line should be, and somehow babies, dirty diapers, dog hair, patios, and pizza all become part of the same conversation.Meanwhile Bobby prepares for his upcoming appearance at the Gathering of the Juggalos, everyone wonders what kind of chaos that comedy show will become, and Rafe volunteers to road trip despite claiming he's only doing it to pay off student loans.It's another completely unfiltered episode filled with ridiculous conversations, listener emails, celebrity randomness, weird news, and exactly the kind of nonsense you've come to expect from The Rizzuto Show.Whether you're here for hilarious debates, funny stories, celebrity chaos, or just need your daily dose of sarcasm before work, this daily comedy show delivers another episode that somehow makes perfect sense while making absolutely none.Thanks for hanging out with us, supporting the show, and embracing the beautiful nonsense that keeps this crew together.If you enjoy ridiculous conversations like these, be sure to subscribe, leave a review, and share the show with someone who'd absolutely argue about whether dogs belong inside restaurants.Because if you're laughing... we're probably doing something right.And if you're questioning how we got from birthday parties to cardboard Willie Nelson to dog etiquette...Welcome to our daily comedy show.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Standby Shenanigans, MySpace Meltdowns & Chewbacca Impressions
2w ago00:38:17Tap to summarizeSome people start their morning with coffee. We start ours by arguing about what the word "standby" actually means before immediately spiraling into ancient social media trauma. Seems healthy.This daily comedy show welcomes comedian Bobby Jaycox back into the studio, and from there the rails completely disappear. One minute we're talking about his stand-up shows, the next we're debating whether MySpace deserves another shot at world domination. Would you bring back your Top 8? Would Tom still be your first friend? More importantly... what embarrassing song was automatically blasting from your profile the second someone visited?Naturally, that conversation leads us into the greatest collection of forgotten internet memories imaginable. MySpace profile songs, HTML backgrounds, awkward teenage decisions, and the horrifying realization that some of those old photos may still exist somewhere in the digital universe waiting to ruin careers.As if nostalgia wasn't enough, Lauren somehow gets roped into doing a Chewbacca impression... and then convinces everyone else to try one too. The results are exactly as dignified as you'd expect from grown adults with microphones.Elsewhere in today's chaos...• Bobby shares stories about Nikki Glaser helping promote his comedy shows.• The crew debates whether listening to music should be a solo experience.• Rafe revisits one of the most questionable MySpace profile songs ever selected by a human being.• Moon explains why MySpace worked in the first place—and why bringing it back might be impossible.• Clone conspiracies somehow become a serious topic for several minutes.• Lauren runs through the latest celebrity news, music headlines, TV updates and entertainment gossip during Crap on Celebrities.• Ted Lasso returns.• American Horror Story gets its Avengers-style crossover season.• Eminem auctions off sneakers.• Demi Lovato shuts down clone theories... which naturally only fuels more clone theories around the room.• The gang ranks classic summer songs while simultaneously roasting Kenny Chesney, LFO, Brian Wilson, and basically everyone else.It's another episode where one conversation accidentally creates six more conversations, nobody stays on topic for long, and somehow that's exactly how we like it.Whether you're here for comedy, weird news, pop culture commentary, celebrity gossip, or simply listening to adults argue over extinct social media platforms, you've found your people.Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your day and hanging out with us for another ridiculous ride. This daily comedy show exists because of listeners like you who continue to embrace the nonsense right alongside us.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Camel Rides, Mosquito Woes & Panera's Boston Bound Blues
2w ago01:04:03Tap to summarizeIf you've ever wondered how a daily comedy show can go from camel rides to West Nile mosquitoes, somehow end up roasting Panera's move to Boston, and still find time to debate whether minivans are secretly awesome... congratulations, you've found today's episode.The crew kicks things off with one of the weirdest conversations you'll hear all week after camel videos completely derail the morning. From there it's straight into Missouri mosquito season, West Nile warnings, heat indexes trying to melt highways, and why everyone suddenly feels like checking every birdbath in the neighborhood.Then comes the biggest local story of the day: Panera officially announcing plans to move its headquarters from the St. Louis area to Boston. The gang reacts the only way they know how—with sarcastic conspiracy theories, fake boardroom jargon, Boston jokes, memories of St. Louis Bread Co., questionable bathroom reviews, and plenty of mourning for another hometown company heading east. Somehow the conversation also includes Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, bread bowls, hospital food, and the mysterious career path of CEO Paul Carbone.The chaos doesn't stop there.There's a wild retail theft story where social media becomes the criminals' biggest enemy, stories about detention, paddlings, school punishments that absolutely wouldn't fly today, and enough embarrassing childhood memories to keep therapists employed for years.Later, the crew unexpectedly becomes the biggest supporters of minivans you've ever heard. Sliding doors, cup holders, family road trips, captain's chairs, Toyota Siennas... suddenly everyone's wondering if they judged minivans way too harshly growing up.Of course, no episode would be complete without random tangents about neighborhood cats, weird internet nostalgia, ridiculous listener texts, and the kind of conversations that somehow only happen on The Rizzuto Show.Whether you're here for local St. Louis news, celebrity-style banter, ridiculous arguments, or just looking for a daily comedy show that feels like hanging out with your funniest friends before work, Episode #301 delivers another perfectly unhinged morning.Listen, laugh, argue about Panera bathrooms, and decide for yourself whether camel noises belong on the radio.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →DAILY PODCAST: I've Smelled Some Pretty Ripe People | The Rizzuto Comedy Show
2w ago02:44:46Tap to summarizeNothing says "good morning" quite like realizing one of your coworkers completely disappeared.This episode of The Rizzuto Show starts with full-on panic when King Scott doesn't show up for work. Is he okay? Did the baby arrive? Is there an emergency? Nope...he just slept through everything. Naturally, this earns him the legendary Clock of Shame and enough roasting to last until the baby's old enough to drive.From there, the chaos only gets better.The crew uncovers a little-known towing loophole that could save you hundreds of dollars if you ever catch your vehicle being hauled away. Is it legitimate? Is it shady? Is bribing a tow truck driver with a burrito technically negotiating? Important questions are asked.Then things get somehow even more ridiculous.A seasoned mountain climber accidentally impales himself with his own hiking pole...and calmly hikes TEN MILES back down the mountain with it still sticking through his body. Somehow that's still not the craziest survival story of the day.A solo sailor spends an entire month drifting across the Pacific after losing his mast, running out of water, and improvising his own survival system while waiting for someone—anyone—to notice him.Meanwhile, TikTok has apparently decided diarrhea is now a weight-loss strategy. Yes, really. The crew discusses the unbelievably stupid "Cyclospora Skinny" trend, contaminated lettuce, food recalls, and why intentionally giving yourself explosive diarrhea may not be the wellness breakthrough influencers think it is.If medical malpractice stories make you cringe...brace yourself. A woman goes in for a routine procedure and somehow wakes up missing the wrong organ entirely. The crew debates how much compensation is actually enough when a doctor's mistake permanently changes your life.Along the way there are conversations about:• hilarious late-to-work disasters• bizarre downtown vandalism• towing scams• rental car nightmares• hiking fails• ocean survival• bad diet trends• weird medical news• and the everyday nonsense that somehow turns into a three-hour comedy therapy session.King Scott kicks things off by earning the legendary Clock of Shame after an alarm clock betrayal (or operator error...depending on who you believe). From there, the chaos only escalates.A New Zealand metal concert turns into one of the most horrifying concert stories imaginable after a mosh pit gets interrupted by an unexpected biological disaster. The gang debates whether anyone could actually miss that smell, why everyone immediately started throwing up, and why this somehow isn't even the first time it's happened at a heavy music show.The crew battles through Jeopardy music trivia, debates classic albums, laughs about DevilSkin vs. Devil's Kin, and somehow turns human biology into comedy.In Crap on Celebrities, there's plenty happening:• Carly Simon reveals her Parkinson's diagnosis.• Brett Michaels recovers from surgery while fans wonder about upcoming tour dates.• Larry the Cable Guy undergoes emergency surgery.• Christopher Nolan explains why he'll never direct a romantic comedy.• Kevin Smith announces a Jay & Silent Bob video game.• Rob Zombie's wife releases her debut single.• Tom Cruise family drama gets another chapter.• Jon Stewart and Pete Davidson reunite for a huge comedy benefit.• Plus celebrity birthdays, weird entertainment news, and all the sarcastic commentary you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show.The gang debates America's best fast food restaurants, questions why Del Taco somehow keeps winning national rankings, argues over Taco Bell's drive-thru speed, wonders why Chick-fil-A can be both the friendliest and the slowest, and absolutely unloads on some of the worst drive-thru experiences imaginable. There are passionate opinions about fries, chicken, Crunchwrap Supremes, Popeyes, Zaxby's, Raising Cane's, and just about every chain capable of serving questionable life decisions in under seven minutes.As if that wasn't enough chaos, the crew dives into a nostalgic rabbit hole of foods only your grandparents seem to enjoy. Liver and onions. Sardines. Bologna. Tapioca pudding. Fruitcake. Jell-O molds. Black licorice. Somehow everyone ends up questioning their own taste buds while Scott proudly brings in licorice like it's a treasured family heirloom.And then...Headline Hoosh arrives.This week's winner is a man who decided hopping onto a moving freight train wasn't exciting enough, so he climbed onto the locomotive completely naked and surfed it across Colorado before police finally stopped the train. His explanation? Vodka, cheap beer, and banjo playing. Honestly...we've heard worse resumes.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshowConnect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online →https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Man put glue in electrical outlets downtown...Man impaled by own trekking pole then hiked more than 10 miles to safetySolo sail gone wrong: California man survives month at sea drifting to HawaiiRecord-breaking solo rower Kelsey Pfendler arrives in HawaiiWoman wins massive settlement after bladder mistakenly removed during surgery for benign cystMen Born at Same Hospital Allege They Were Switched at Birth and Raised by Each Other’s Biological Parents"And then everyone else starts vomiting". Metal gig in New Zealand marred by extreme poo incident in moshpitSalt + Smoke to close 2 locationsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →DAILY PODCAST: Oh My God A Buttless Raccoon | The Rizzuto Comedy Show
2w ago02:52:23Tap to summarizeWhat do a dangling uterus earring, Fireball sneakers, Jimothy the raccoon, Big Ed comparisons, kidney stones, Kool-Aid conspiracies, and Grimace's imaginary tool belt all have in common? Absolutely nothing... which is exactly why this collection of episodes feels like peak Rizz Show chaos.The gang somehow manages to turn a week of random headlines into comedy gold, starting with Riz's unforgettable week wearing a uterus dangler for charity. That spirals into an over-the-top "In Memoriam" featuring heartfelt (and completely fake) tributes to the Kool-Aid Man, Lake of the Ozarks, Riz's immune system, and the internet's newest four-legged fashion icon, Jimothy the raccoon. Somewhere in there, Bags Against the Machine gets ready to melt faces, and everyone learns that once something becomes a running joke on this show, it's probably never going away.Then it's on to some of the strangest news stories you'll hear all week. Fireball decides sneakers should double as whiskey flasks, Olive Garden pasta dreams are crushed, Motley Crüe somehow survives another unbelievable story from the '80s, Bret Michaels battles kidney stones, and the crew debates whether taking shots out of your shoes is somehow worse than sneaking booze in every other imaginable place. As always, the celebrity gossip takes a hard left into absurd territory before anyone has a chance to act like responsible adults.And because the universe apparently wasn't weird enough already, Riz experiments with a ponytail, immediately gets roasted by the internet, and discovers that reading comment sections is still one of humanity's worst ideas. Long hair, man buns, Big Ed comparisons, family pool disasters, forgotten garden hoses, and enough self-inflicted embarrassment to last a lifetime all become fair game as the crew relentlessly piles on each other the way only lifelong friends can.You'll also get plenty of music talk, pop culture commentary, ridiculous impressions, fake documentaries, strange animal obsessions, celebrity updates, weird news, and the kind of off-the-rails conversations that somehow make perfect sense when you're listening live. Whether they're breaking down bizarre internet trends, roasting each other's life choices, or creating elaborate backstories for mascots that absolutely did not need tragic origin stories, the laughs never stay in one lane for very long.If you love a daily comedy show that bounces between hilarious fails, entertainment gossip, celebrity news, weird internet stories, and completely unnecessary deep dives into topics nobody asked for, you've found your people. This daily comedy show is packed with sarcastic humor, funny stories, St. Louis attitude, and the chemistry that's made The Rizzuto Show a favorite for fans of comedy podcasts and morning radio alike. From pop culture commentary to fail stories and everything in between, this daily comedy show delivers exactly the kind of beautiful nonsense you've come to expect.So buckle up, ignore your better judgment, and enjoy three episodes stitched together into one glorious collection of organized chaos. Whether you're here for Jimothy Summer, the fake memorials, celebrity gossip, bizarre inventions, internet nonsense, or simply to hear friends make each other laugh until someone can't breathe, thanks for hanging out with The Rizzuto Show.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.Bride Hospitalized on Her Honeymoon After Contracting Cyclosporiasis, the Parasitic Illness That Causes ‘Explosive’ DiarrheaI traveled abroad with my 78-year-old parents. It was tougher than traveling with toddlers — and I learned some lessons the hard way.McDonald’s customer was burned by ‘extremely hot’ fries and the damage ‘may be permanent,’ lawsuit saysFireball Cinnamon Whisky Debuts High Top Sneakers With a Pouch to Hide a Flask of BoozeSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Dangler Diaries, Kool-Aid Confessions & Jimothy's Fashion Revolution
2w ago00:16:21Tap to summarizeSome episodes are impossible to explain to someone who has never heard The Rizzuto Show. This is definitely one of those.The gang kicks things off celebrating birthdays and Bags Against the Machine before diving headfirst into another legendary edition of the E-Memorials. First up, Riz officially says goodbye to the now-famous uterus "dangler" that he proudly wore for charity all week, and the crew imagines the life-changing emotional growth that came with wearing it. Apparently throw pillows, Pinterest boards, and understanding feelings are all side effects nobody warned him about.Then things somehow get even stranger.The crew unveils a completely fictional—but suspiciously convincing—documentary chronicling the tragic downfall of the Kool-Aid Man. Between orthopedic injuries from smashing through walls, devastating lawsuits, losing custody of Sharkleberry Finn, and eventually contracting the terminal illness known only as "Kool-Aids," it's one of the dumbest things we've ever committed to... which also makes it one of our favorites.Meanwhile, Riz's weekend at Lake of the Ozarks becomes the target of an all-out roast as his immune system is honored in memoriam after surviving questionable water, inflatable tubing, and enough bacteria to qualify as a biological experiment.And then there's Jimothy.The internet-famous raccoon with short spine syndrome officially becomes the hottest fashion icon of the summer as the crew imagines luxury fashion houses redesigning entire collections around his unique look. Somehow Balenciaga, Vogue, and woodland couture all collide into one ridiculous segment that proves absolutely nothing is safe once The Rizzuto Show gets hold of it.You'll also hear celebrity news, real memorials, pop culture commentary, weird internet rabbit holes, and the kind of sarcastic conversations that somehow only make sense after you've listened for a while.Whether you've been listening for years or you're discovering us for the first time, this daily comedy episode is packed with the ridiculous chemistry, quick improvisation, and nonstop laughs that have made The Rizzuto Show a favorite for comedy fans. If you enjoy a daily comedy podcast that treats every bizarre headline like an opportunity to create an entire cinematic universe, you've found your people.Thanks for hanging out with us. We appreciate every download, every share, every laugh, and every person willing to explain to friends why they're listening to a serious documentary about the Kool-Aid Man.We'll keep bringing the weird.Because that's what daily comedy should be.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShowHear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Fireball Sneakers, Kidney Stones & Oprah's Work-Life Wisdom
2w ago00:35:56Tap to summarizeIf your idea of a productive morning includes hiding whiskey in your shoes, arguing with Oprah, and learning more about kidney stones than any human ever wanted to know, congratulations—you've found today's daily comedy show.The gang kicks things off by reacting to Fireball's newest invention: high-top sneakers with hidden compartments designed to smuggle booze into concerts. Is it brilliant? Is it incredibly stupid? Can both be true? Absolutely. The conversation quickly spirals into stories about sneaking drinks into venues, golf-course bathroom etiquette, and why "shoe whiskey" should never become part of the English language.Then things take an unexpectedly painful turn as Bret Michaels undergoes emergency kidney stone surgery, which leads Moon to share some of the most unforgettable—and honestly horrifying—kidney stone stories ever told on this show. Hospital visits, tour disasters, screaming in public bathrooms... somehow everyone survives, but barely.Celebrity news brings plenty of chaos, too. Tommy Lee reveals one of Motley Crue's most unbelievable drug stories, Bon Jovi struggles through a concert after vocal issues, Korn's Jonathan Davis gets married, Johnny Depp surprises Comic-Con fans, and Jason Alexander makes headlines by apologizing for a decades-old comedy sketch. The crew also debates whether Johnny Depp will always be Captain Jack Sparrow, Edward Scissorhands, or something completely different depending on who you ask.Then Oprah enters the conversation with a comment that lights the fuse on one of the episode's biggest discussions. Should young people sacrifice everything to build a career, or should work-life balance begin immediately? Everyone has an opinion, nobody completely agrees, and somehow the debate turns into one of the most thoughtful conversations of the morning without losing the sarcasm that keeps everything fun.Of course, it wouldn't be The Rizzuto Show without plenty of side quests. There are discussions about Olive Garden Pasta Pass failures, Hollywood Walk of Fame stars, celebrity birthdays, awkward David Letterman moments, the Kardashians, concert ticket disasters, and enough random tangents to make your GPS give up entirely.Whether you're here for celebrity gossip, weird news, hilarious fails, pop culture commentary, or simply because you enjoy hearing a group of friends derail every conversation imaginable, today's daily comedy show delivers exactly the kind of organized chaos you've come to expect.Thanks for making us part of your day. If you laughed, learned something completely unnecessary, or now have an irrational fear of kidney stones, we'd call that a successful episode.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
Transcribe →Hot Fries, Cold Shoulders & Grimace's Tool Belt
2w ago01:15:54Tap to summarizeFriday means landing the plane, but not before setting the cockpit on fire.On today's episode, the gang starts with weather talk like every respectable group of Midwestern dads before immediately spiraling into forgotten pool hoses, accidental water bills, and whether rain can actually improve your Friday. Moon almost floods the backyard, Mama Moon is back in the pool, and somehow the conversation only gets weirder from there.Then Riz makes the mistake we've all made—reading the comments.A simple ponytail somehow transforms him into Steven Seagal... then someone compares him to Big Ed from 90 Day Fiancé, and suddenly years of confidence disappear faster than free donuts in the break room. The crew debates whether internet trolls should ever win, whether Woody's opinion somehow matters more than thousands of listeners, and whether North Korea actually has better hairstyle options than Riz's barber.As if that isn't enough chaos, a terrifying parasite story sends everyone into an extended discussion about the absolute worst places to discover explosive digestive problems. Yellowstone. Airplanes. Funerals. Float tanks with anti-fart contracts. Nothing is safe, and somehow everyone contributes a nightmare scenario that makes the previous one sound pleasant.The travel conversation gets even better when Riz prepares for Europe and asks the age-old question: what's harder—vacationing with toddlers or grandparents? The answers involve Paris, catacombs, bad knees, paper-thin skin, confusing public transportation, and enough family travel anxiety to make you want to stay home forever.Later, the crew realizes they're officially becoming old people. Random grunts while standing up. Talking to themselves in grocery stores. Becoming obsessed with neighbors' lawns. Weather-predicting knees. And perhaps the most disturbing revelation of all… yes, "old person smell" is apparently real, and once the science gets involved, nobody leaves the conversation feeling younger.There's also celebrity rabbit holes, Rick Springfield somehow refusing to age, Def Leppard debates, bizarre internet searches, listener roasts, travel disasters, body noises, and the kind of completely unnecessary conversations that somehow become the funniest parts of the morning.It's exactly the unpredictable mess you'd expect from The Rizzuto Show—friends making each other laugh, roasting themselves before the internet gets the chance, and somehow turning everyday stories into absolute nonsense.If you came for organized radio, you're in the wrong place.If you came for sarcastic conversations, ridiculous stories, and a daily comedy show that proudly derails itself every few minutes, welcome home.Thanks for making The Rizzuto Show part of your routine. Whether you're commuting, pretending to work, hiding from your responsibilities, or simply looking for a daily comedy show that embraces complete chaos, we're glad you're here.Follow The Rizzuto Show → https://linktr.ee/rizzshow for more from your favorite daily comedy show.Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast online → https://1057thepoint.com/RizzShow.Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
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