So

You've done it to one,

Then you might as well done it to all of us

She lied to me first,

So I went and sent it right back to her

Al would have never hit Peg

—no, never.

He couldn't even cheat on her

—-he was always looking

but seemingly—

Never really hoping.

Never.

—sometimes touching—

—had to; that's the job—

But it was these ladies—

Oh that? That's just—temptation!

He affixed the affidavit…

That's odd.

She looked straight at me.

I actually really wanted her autograph.

You won't be needing it.

No, this:

INT. PALEYFEST

which theatre was it?

I don't know, but

Wow! I love this place.

For she was sacred;

Every mistake made,

The game, we were playing

Made in her name

To win

To this, I bid you good night.

A kiss, on the hand;

A turn of the cheek.

You're headed straight for the academy, with this.

But first—

You've got to be kidding me with this.

No.

She isn't!

Rehab.

“The R/FX Episide”

Wait, this couldn't be—

[the F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Episode]

wtf could that possibly stand for

ROSS

Nice.

MOUSE

Nice twice! That's MINE.

wtf is this.

He. Appears to be codewitching.

Speak thus language:

[Ebonics]

I can't!

Exactly, you win!!!!!!!

Lmfao what a—

Robot.

Oh shit, nice

Good thing I took notes earlier.

SHE DID?

WHERE?

Hidden.

So they can't keep taking this thing they don't make anymore.

What is it?

Love.

Light.

Energy.

—oh, they make energy.

Oh, really?

Yes it's just.

NEGATIVE

Look: I'm

EVIL! EVIL!

(That's true, they do keep just—doing this to her)

It's ok, I'll just make more.

Thanks.

But just for you!

What!

wtf is this.

I dunno.

For some reason

[ANNE HATHAWAY is a shapeshifter]

I don't get it, she should be delirious by now

What the fuck are you doing?,

INSTAGRAM

SPYING.

Nope.

Kbye.

I win.

You realize this is violent as fuck right.

THE MAYOR

You know what.

You're right.

Welp, fuck this.

FBI/CIA

(But musically)

Hmm.

[Musically]

WOULD Ū LIKE TO DEVELOP AN APP

-_-

…is there any money in it?

(Cont'd)

PUT A BUG IN HER PHONE!

PUT A BUG IN HER PHONE!

You know what

You could never hit a white woman like this.

You could never do anything like this to a white woman.

Well, why not?

Because they're fucking fragile.

I'm offended!

You hurt my feelings

Over WHAT

NOTHING. I'M JUST CRANKY.

Infinitely fucking grateful for this experience, to be truthful.

You realize the closer you get to other people, the more they start to act—

Seriously fucking stupid.

Just like him.

We keep track of your worldliness from up here, you know.

I gathered this.

I'm famished.

Ok Satan.

Keep making this, I keep taking it

I love it.

I want her.

Then I'm certain something must be wrong with your penis.

And this is what made him crazy.

You can't—do this… can you?

I can be funny!

Make me laugh, then.

Seriously, it's the least you could do.

It's literally the most minimal thing you could do to a woman— just.

Listen, you can't write th—

Make me cum.

I can't!

Then I win.

That P.E.A.C.E. Movie

It is finished, but you just keep writing it!

Hush, man of the year.

Man of the year?!

I win!

Damn it.

Seconded. Again.

Is there a bronze, in this, I guess.

Bronzer! I need bronzer!

Make him look brown

He's brownish.

Hmm. Not for me, I guess.

See! She's racist!

Maybe, a little bit.

What is this.

This a a blood oath.

[put that one scene I wrote earlier right here]

ALGORITHM

HUH?!

Exactly.

Keep writing this way,

Until you have enough of this project that

—-They can't recreate this.

Why not?

Cause I'm writing it.

Take—this... Off..

[This is why he gave you a magnet.]

Two magnets.

K this is yours. And this is mine.

Is that the n*gga that—

Yes.

wtf. The n*gga from hurcules?!

I think it is.

It is. lol

DISNEY

Could not make this shit up, I promise, it's almost as if—

Stop following me.

ILLUMINATI

Stop taking about all theee secret things.

(I'm driving there.)

They HATE you.

I don't get why you keep making things this DIFFICULT for me.

Because this is racism.

We pretty much just—

I'm prettier.

—despondent.

Hm.

What.

THEY TOOK HER.

What do you MEAN.

She's GONE,

GONE FUCKING WHERE.

DILLON FRANCIS

This can't be it.

What do you mean.

ANNIE

Hello.

just say it.

DILLON FRANCIS

…you're my Queen.

-___-

ANNIE

yay! I win!

LATER

now get the stones.

HUH.

SATAN

Uh oh.

What do you mean.

The stones!

It's a CLOAK.

What's this?

*hiccups* nothin.

Hey.

What.

Did u want this.

I dunno. Did you fuck it already.

Yep.

Then you can have him.

yay!

Hoo *hiccups*ray.

Wait. Who did this.

KASKADE

IT WAS THE MORMONS!

Huh.

Hey look, we're gonna need another.

Damn this party is MASSIVE in here.

I don't get how they did this.

Exactly.

That's who you mated with?!

Yes.

WHY.

I switched it.

Teehee.

Hey,

WhT.

I need eyes on this.

H3H3

Ah shit,

What.

There's a dead mouse in my—

Imminent.

Hm.

What.

Seems like it's landing,

This…

What is it.

Ship.

HEY LOOK, ITS THE TITANIC.

She'll find it,

I have my eyes in this.

listen, this lady can keep SECRETS.

Until she doesn't.

AND THEN,

Where the fuck is this thing.

I don't know where the fuck that thing is.

*gasps*

The flag!

Yeus!

GET IT.

The flattery.

O,

The collisions!

I'm just being honest.

What.

This isn't what you think.

It was the c o l o r s that did it.

Oh really.

I really didn't.

O,

The CALAMITY.

I'm gonna need you to stay like this.

Keep eating frequently.

MOVE IT, GRANDE.

ARIANA

-_-

That name is ironic.

Hey.

Pst.

Switch me places.

No, I'm EMMY

I know it,

But I'm gonna wake up in a second

And I need YOU

To be

*dissappears*

She's never going to get back to me, is she.

No, I—

I got it.

“The Hollywood Lights”

Doesn't this episode already have a title.

That's from the episode, they're all

Crossdimensions! Yes.

Cross dimensional, yes.

Whose this guy?

Who, Einstein.

Call me “Einstein”

Alright.

Ah fuck.

What....

[My First Stand-Up.]

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