Denny's Conspiracy Theories!

Summary

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Episode: Denny's Conspiracy Theories!

Date: October 12, 2025
Host: Shane Dawson
Co-Hosts: Ryland, Chris, Jared, Sandy, and more

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Overview

In this episode—part raucous hangout, part season finale—the Shane Dawson crew celebrates the grand finale of their "Farmer's Got Talent" competition, shares personal updates (from hand, foot, and mouth disease to diet struggles), roasts and unravels a wild Denny's conspiracy, and dives into classic "Conspiracy Corner" and "True Crime" segments. The episode is packed with humorous banter, genuine emotional moments, and fresh internet folklore.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Personal Catch-Up and Chaos

• Diet Trials & Ketosis:
  • Jared and Sandy detail their strict no-sugar, high-fat diet, testing for ketosis with finger-prick blood monitors and even oil pulling with coconut oil.
  • Humorous takes abound (“If we quit now, I'd feel proud of myself.” – Jared, 04:47), with Chris quipping about using coconut oil as lube (05:06).
• Shane's Health Update:
  • Shane reflects on his streak of illnesses and recent bout with hand, foot, and mouth disease caught from his kids—leading to isolation, blisters, and eventually wearing gloves in Vegas to hide his healing hands.
  • “Having kids has broken me... And also they get sick, I get sick.” (05:30)
• Vegas Stories & Meeting Ashlee Simpson:
  • Shane hilariously documents his Vegas trip, hiding his hands and fabricating tales for why he's wearing gloves, culminating in an emotional meet-and-greet with Ashlee Simpson—who (unknowingly) helped save Shane and Ryland’s relationship with her music (13:09–15:37).
  • “Because of you... we are married and we have two kids.” – Shane to Ashlee Simpson (15:05)

2. Aging and Slang with the Crew

• Feeling old at concerts (“half the people there were sitting down... their knees hurt”—Jared, 16:54), not understanding Gen Z slang (“6 7,” “goss”), and attempts to create their own trends spark plenty of laughs and a bit of existential dread.

3. Finale: Farmer’s Got Talent

[Segment Starts: 22:00]

• The top five acts—three singers (Felicia, Hannah, Gianna), one superfan crafter (Sarah), and a rap duo (Mallory and Marcie)—each present their talents.
• Group is consistently awed and emotionally moved:
  • “That made me cry. That was so good.” – Shane on Felicia (25:01)
  • “She wrote that and the lyrics were incredible!” – Shane on Hannah’s original dark piano ballad (28:34)
  • “She could win The Voice. Like, incredible.” – Shane, echoing the escalating talent bar (25:21, 31:38, 41:44)
• Judges (the podcast crew) agree—it’s nearly impossible to pick a favorite, and praise each act’s vulnerability, detail, and dedication.
• Ultimately, Sarah’s hand-crafted Pod Boo Boos win unanimously, for emotional impact and creativity.
  • “It was jaw dropping. The mini Sally lives on the set forever!” – Ryland (47:08)

4. Local Love Segment Turns Conspiracy

[Begins: 52:15]

• Shane introduces a new local business segment by ordering food from a supposedly authentic-sounding Mexican restaurant “Banda Burrito”—only for the packaging and address to reveal it's a front operated by Denny’s.
• The crew investigates and uncovers a fake website, menu item rebranding, and Denny’s long history of spinning up virtual brands on delivery apps.
  • “Denny’s has created a fake authentic Mexican restaurant on Postmates… and it’s just fucking Denny’s.” – Shane (54:13)
  • “If you were trying to support a local business… you just find out you’re supporting Denny’s, who did not need your money.” – Ryland (57:17)
• Broader discussion reveals this is a common tactic by major chains, raising questions about transparency in food delivery.

5. Conspiracy Corner: Pizza Hut & Virtual Kitchens

[60:02]

• A listener tip leads to speculating that “Pizza Hut” on delivery apps might be a Chuck E. Cheese operation in disguise, reminiscent of past delivered-pizza conspiracies.
  • “Chuck E. Cheese has created a Doordash kitchen called Pizza Hut. And they’re sending out pizzas like this.” – Jared (61:55)

6. Amusement Park Mishaps & Existential Dread

• Viral videos of roller coasters getting stuck and AI doomsday TikToks spawn a mix of horror, jokes about old age, and rapid-fire commentary on technology-induced disaster.
  • “AI literally is going to use us as batteries?” – Shane (66:09)

7. Classic Conspiracies & True Crime Stories

[Jared’s Segment: 67:53; Sandy’s Segment: 72:19]

• Philadelphia Experiment:
  • Jared goes deep on the folklore that the U.S. military teleported a ship in WWII, causing “people to be embedded in the metal” and sparking timelines and Mandela Effect theories.
• True Crime: The "Trunk Murders"
  • Sandy recounts the story of Winnie Ruth Judd, who dismembered two friends and transported their bodies by suitcase in 1931, then went on to escape custody repeatedly before dying at age 93.

8. Ryland’s Rapid Recap

[79:32]

• Ryland gives an Oprah-style summary—reminding listeners about ketosis, coconut oil, Vegas adventures, Farmer’s Got Talent winner Sarah, and the Denny’s conspiracy, with a final plug for merch and Patreon content.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On wearing gloves in Vegas:
  • “I was not contagious. My doctor cleared me a week before that… But when you get hand foot mouth disease… you just get these crazy blisters all over your body.” – Shane (07:12)
• On ketones and honesty:
  • “We could easily eat something and just not tell each other.” – Jared (03:23)
• On Denny’s Reveal:
  • “Denny’s has so many of these fake restaurants on Postmates…” – Shane (58:20)
• On Farmer’s Got Talent Winner:
  • “What I love about this is the mini Sally lives in the set forever. These pod boo boos will live in the set forever.” – Ryland (47:08)
• Conspiracy Theories:
  • “So imagine half a body sticking out of the floor of the boat… as it was shifting through time.” – Jared (68:15)
• Confronting the AI Apocalypse:
  • “Extinction isn’t the worst; the worst is still being alive in a world where you’re no longer allowed to disintegrate.” – AI TikTok quote, reaction from crew (65:53)

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Timestamps by Key Segment

• Personal Catch Up (Ketosis, Health, Vegas): 01:58 – 16:26
• Farmer’s Got Talent Finale (Submissions, Judging, Results): 22:00 – 47:54
• Denny’s “Local Love” Conspiracy/Reveal: 52:15 – 59:29
• Conspiracy Corner (Pizza Hut, Ride Mishaps, AI): 60:02 – 66:09
• Philadelphia Experiment & True Crime: 67:53 – 79:11
• Ryland’s Recap and End: 79:32 – End

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Tone & Language

True to form: casual, self-aware, with openhearted sharing, sharp comic edges, and genuine enthusiasm for their listeners and talented fans.

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For New Listeners: Why This Episode Matters

This episode offers a cross-section of what makes Shane’s podcast community tick: deep internet folklore, behind-the-scenes peeks into the hosts’ messy, relatable lives, and laugh-out-loud group energy. Plus, with the Farmer's Got Talent finale, it captures the listener-creator connection that defines the show.

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Congratulations to all Farmer’s Got Talent finalists, Sarah in particular—and keep your eyes peeled on delivery apps. Your “local” burrito just might be a Grand Slam in disguise.

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Transcript

[A]

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[B]

What?

[A]

No. Oh, my God.

[C]

That's the worst one I've ever seen.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

What is going on there?

[A]

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell. This is the finale or wa. Not the finale of our podcast.

[D]

I was gonna say I was getting ready to retire, so I'm quitting.

[A]

Guys, this is the finale of the Farmer's Got Talent Show. As you can see, we've all got on our best Chris. Literally. You look like you're gonna escort me to my death.

[C]

It does look like you are painting.

[A]

You look like you're gonna paint my body.

[D]

You have something so fancy on your tie, I don't even know what it's called.

[A]

Oh, yeah, the clip that holds the tie in place.

[C]

Period.

[A]

Wow. Where did you get a su. I used to work at a very fancy shave shop, and I had to have things like this.

[D]

You had to wear a suit to work?

[A]

You had to dress up? Yeah. They made you dress up really nice.

[C]

Count me out.

[E]

It looks so good.

[D]

I know. I like how you look. I just don't like wearing suits.

[A]

I haven't worn it in a while.

[D]

And it's tight.

[A]

It's so much tighter than I remember. All those muscles.

[D]

Right.

[A]

Thank you.

[D]

Lifting up big, boys.

[A]

How much are we benching? Three hundi.

[E]

Rip.

[A]

Jared and Sandy, you guys look beautiful today. Thank you.

[D]

Dazzling. Might I say Jared's looking a little thick.

[B]

Say more.

[A]

I'm just gonna say this. Jared, you're looking chiseled.

[B]

I feel pretty chiseled.

[A]

I mean, what is going on?

[D]

He's been lifting 300 pound men, too.

[B]

Myself, I'm in ketosis, so you guys.

[A]

Wait. Can you explain that to me? So we are on.

[E]

Let's see if he can explain a nutrition plan.

[B]

So we have cut sugars out of our diet.

[A]

Oh, God.

[B]

And what this is gonna do is allow my body to actually burn. I guess before it was just obtaining fat. Okay, so now it's burning fat.

[A]

Right?

[B]

It was pretty rough for a Few days, I felt like I wanted to give up. I couldn't even go through the grocery store without feeling depressed. Cause I can't eat any of it.

[E]

You just told me you were about to eat the granola last night.

[B]

I was. I almost caved in last night and had granola. But the fact that caving in would be having granola.

[C]

Whoa.

[D]

I was gonna say, why was your craving granola? And why did you have access to granola?

[B]

Yeah, why do I have access to granola?

[E]

I had bought some. Cause at work, we did, like, a breakfast potl. And so I bought some. And he was telling me on the way here, he said, man, I was so hungry last night, and the granola was there. He's like, we gotta get rid of it. He's like, pretty much the only reason he didn't eat it was because it was still sealed.

[A]

Oh. Yeah.

[E]

And so he didn't want me to see that he had some. Cause he had to open it.

[B]

And also because having to open something adds an element of guilt into the mix.

[E]

He also did tell me the other day, he said, you know, we could easily eat something and just not tell each other.

[A]

Can you believe he said that to me?

[E]

He's like, we could literally cheat and just, like, not tell each other.

[D]

I don't know that you could, because you'd test. Not in ketosis.

[A]

Well, wait, you guys are like. You can, like, test? Yeah.

[C]

You can, like, test for it? Yeah.

[B]

We're pricking our fingers. It's going into a machine, all that stuff.

[A]

What? It hurts.

[E]

We're testing our sugar, and then we're also testing our blood.

[B]

I'm swishing coconut oil in my mouth every morning.

[A]

Oh, what?

[E]

For 15 minutes? For 15 minutes.

[C]

What is that even part of.

[D]

How can you wait? You're swishing it like mouthwash.

[E]

Yeah.

[D]

Well, that's 15 minutes. Okay, you might have lost me.

[C]

That's so long.

[D]

And is the goal. Just help.

[E]

Yeah.

[B]

Yes.

[E]

Yeah. Yeah. We'll see where Elsa takes us. It's like a six to nine month process.

[B]

@ some point, we're gonna take ice baths.

[E]

We're gonna take ice baths.

[C]

Cold plunges.

[D]

See?

[E]

But we're testing everything. Not just our sugar. We're also testing.

[D]

That's like, my nightmare.

[E]

We're testing our blood pressure in the morning. Like, laying down, standing up. We're testing our heart rate variability. Like, we're testing our PH in the morning.

[A]

Like, you guys are running a hospital over there.

[D]

Do you need a nurse?

[E]

Yeah, probably.

[A]

You should wear a catheter. I am. Wow. Well, I'm proud of you guys. That' I've ever done in my life. Yeah.

[D]

It's been a month, so. Congratulations. Honestly, that is an accomplishment.

[B]

If we quit now, I'd feel proud of myself.

[E]

Yeah, but we're not going to.

[A]

You're a much stronger person than I am. In every way, than any. Wow. Chris, how's your ketosis? I wouldn't have even known what that means.

[C]

I would have thought someone had a stroke.

[A]

Never tried it.

[E]

Never.

[A]

Don't know her. No.

[D]

I've used coconut oil as lube. That's the only correlation I have to this. Okay.

[A]

But.

[C]

Love coconut oil.

[A]

Is that safe?

[D]

It's antibacterial. Good for it, right?

[A]

Is that what you say?

[C]

Very lubricant, Right?

[B]

A different kind of pulling.

[A]

Yeah. Where do I go from there? Spencer, what is going on with life? I haven't seen. Okay, here's the thing.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm not. Let me talk about the diseased elephant in the room referring to myself. I don't want to do this. I feel like every episode has turned into me having a different, like, illness. And I promise, guys, I'm not manifesting this. Having kids has broken me. It has changed my life. I'm so grateful to be a dad. We love our children so much. Literally the whole point of existing. But also they get sick, I get sick.

[D]

We are building our debatable who got sick first. If we're being honest.

[A]

We are building our immune systems together.

[D]

Shane and our toddlers starting at zero.

[A]

My doctor later, I was like, why am I always getting sick? I feel like this is embarrassing. I hate. I hate this. And she goes, well, maybe because you started leaving the house and stuff. Like you're building your immun just like your babies. We had a 37 year old baby just fresh out in the world.

[E]

So.

[A]

Yeah. Anyways. Yes. The last two weeks I have not seen Spencer. I haven't seen any of you guys because I've been quarantined. Cause I had hand, foot, mouth disease.

[C]

You had a disease from like the.

[D]

1800S, which like sounds so scary and honestly it kind of is.

[A]

It sounds like literally something you get like on a pirate ship.

[C]

Yeah, it literally is like the Oregon Trail.

[A]

Like mouth disease.

[C]

Oh, should probably get a polio vaccination.

[A]

Literally, like, I'm over it. I don't want to talk about how sick I have been forever. But I will just say this. You will see pictures of me in Las Vegas wearing medical gloves.

[D]

It was devastating.

[A]

I just want to say I was not contagious. My doctor cleared me a week before that. I was not contagious. The problem is when you get hand foot mouth disease, don't Google it. You just get these crazy blisters all over your body. And then after you're healed, your body starts, like, building new skin or whatever.

[D]

So, like, well, because again, yeah, the blisters pop or peel or whatever. And then his hands are pilling. Like, he got a chemical pill on his hand.

[A]

My hands look a little wild, but I got, like, nice, you know, leather gloves for, like, when we were out and about in Vegas because I felt like that was less weird, even though it was a hundred.

[D]

More like, more like this is a weird fashion. Not a weird. I know. Like, it's high fashion nowadays. People are wearing gloves. No, it's very. Like, it's in right now. Like, people.

[C]

Yeah, but not walking around the Strip and fake news.

[A]

No.

[D]

So we were going to a meet and greet at Ashley Simpson.

[A]

Okay. Yeah. So the worst part is the amount of people I had to lie to. Guys, I felt like I was on Big Brother. Did you see? Did you witness any of my lies?

[D]

I caught all of them.

[A]

What do you mean? You don't think I sold it?

[D]

I had to join in on it half of the time.

[A]

So let me explain. So obviously people would ask me why I'm wearing gloves. And, like, when I would go to, like, because I was trying to find nice gloves. Because. Yes, I'll get to in a second. But we were going to go to a meet and greet, and. Yeah, I'm not going to meet Ashlee Simpson wearing latex gloves. I don't want to scare her. So I was like, I need to get some, like, cute little, you know, little, nice leather gloves. So I. I'd go into these nice stores and be like, do you guys have any gloves? They're like, no, it's 100 degrees. Oh, my God. Like, golf gloves or whatever. But then I would be wearing, like, I went to the Gucci store and I was like, do you guys have gloves? Can I try one on? And I was like, I'll keep my latex gloves on. Why are you wearing those? And I was like, I just. On the spot. I was like, I burnt my hands. I burnt my hands. And she goes, how? And I said, cooking pasta, which is.

[D]

Something he doesn't eat.

[C]

Yeah, he hates pasta.

[D]

He literally hates pasta.

[A]

So that first one was a little scary, but, like, I got through it. So then we're walking around on the strip and we see these two showgirls and they're just like, hey, do you want a picture with us? You know, they walk around, you take pictures, and they show their butts, and you show your butt. But one of the girls was like, oh, my God, I watched a podcast. And I was like, oh, my God, hi. And then the other girl's like, oh, my God, I watch a podcast. Oh, my God, hi. And then they're just like, why are you wearing gloves? And at this point, I'm like, I'm about to lie to a viewer, and that's scary. And then I was just like, oh, my God. I was cooking the pasta and then the pot, and then whatever. And now my hands are burned anyways, like, let's your asses. And they totally bought it, and I moved on. But this turned into three, like, two days of this. Now at the end of it, I started to believe it. Shout out, everybody. I met Ashley. Since then, I don't even think she asked why I was wearing gloves.

[C]

Wait, can you talk about that experience?

[E]

Let's talk about that.

[C]

Sandy was asking so many questions, and I made her stop talking.

[E]

He's all, stop asking questions.

[A]

Okay. Oh, my God. Wait, before I get to that. So I'm wearing the latex gloves, right? And we're walking around pretty drunk at, like, one in the morning. And this guy. You know when you walk in Vegas, like, somebody will come up to you and be like, you want cocaine? You want cocaine? Or, you know, strip club, strip club, strip club.

[B]

Well, they're slapping the cards.

[A]

So this guy walks up to us, the gloves on, and then he just. He goes, strip club, strip club, strip club. I said, and at this point, I ate so much Mexican food that I was, like, feeling sick. And I was also, you know, intoxicated. I haven't been drunk in years. And then I just turned to him, and I'm like, oh, I am so sick right now. And then he just goes, oh, oh, get better. And then I realize I'm wearing gloves. And then he goes, oh, my God, get better. And then I realize I'm wearing gloves. You probably thought I had, like, the plague. Oh, no.

[D]

I mean, basically you did.

[A]

I'm not contagious.

[D]

No, I mean, you're not sick anymore.

[A]

Like, so scary.

[C]

Tell people you're sick right now.

[D]

You think it's like, Covid or, oh.

[A]

I look like I had scurvy. Okay, Ashley Simpson. So, okay, so on me and Ryland's third date, I was about to break up with him, and we went to a.

[D]

Some would say I was about to break up with him. It was not going well.

[A]

Our first date was good. Second date was fun. Stew Plantation.

[D]

Love the lunch date. He picked me up from work.

[A]

Yeah, I'm so fun. And then third date, we're going to a Mexican restaurant.

[E]

Friday.

[D]

I had a long week. It's like, you know, fifth day of working and waking up early, and you're just like, yeah, gotta go on this third date. Like, we're not that comfortable with each other yet, but I'm not really in the mood, right?

[A]

So I'm in the car with him, and I'm driving, and we're going to the next restaurant, and I just feel a vibe, and I'm like, this is kind of weird. And then he, out of nowhere, just goes, you know, the third date is usually when I never see him again. I said, okay, what? And I was like, what do you mean? He's like, I don't know. I just know when it's not right. I just know. And I end it.

[D]

That's crazy to see.

[E]

And that's how you catch him, ladies, with that line right there.

[D]

You want me more?

[E]

Yeah, there it is.

[A]

He's like, I just move on. And in my head, I'm already thinking, okay, when I saw. This is a random backstory, but the first time I saw him was in this video. And I was like, I'm going to marry him. And this is before I ever met him, right? So I was like, this is going to work, but why am I not feeling this? And he's not feeling me, but, like, I like him, and I think we're gonna get married. So I feel like I can't go against the universe. And then we're on the way back, and I turn on the Ashlee Simpson autobiography album because it's one of my go tos. And I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. If he's not gonna talk to me in this car ride, I'm just gonna scream. Sing Autobiography by myself. And I turn it on. And it's like you're thinking, no, may.

[D]

Whole different person emerge.

[A]

And then the I hear next to me word on the street is that you do. You are my history, history, history. And literally. And then once that chorus hit, I Got Stains on my. We started scream singing together the whole ride home. We park in my driveway and we listened to three more songs. Piece of Me, Surrender, we're hitting all the bops. And then I just turned to him, and in my head, I thought, oh, my God, I was right. I'm gonna marry Him.

[D]

And I thought, this is nice too. I was like, I can actually, like, be myself and be comfortable around this person.

[C]

I'll see this guy one more time.

[A]

Just once. Put a little coconut in.

[D]

When Ashley Simpson announces her first live performance. 20 years. We were like, sign us up. And so the time had finally arrived, and of course, my family comes down with the plague. Hfmt. And I was like, great. Of course this ruins my vagus.

[A]

And I'm not giving Ashleigh Simpson hand foot mouth disease. I'm not having that. That's not gonna live on.

[C]

Yeah, that's a bad CMC headline right there.

[A]

So I, like, I was waiting for my doctor to tell me. So once I was cleared or whatever, there was still a week to go. And I was like, all right. By then I'm gonna be totally fine. Of course, my hands were still crazy looking, so I had to wear gloves. And then we're in line for the meet and greet package, and people started coming up to us.

[E]

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[A]

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[E]

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[A]

Like, sharing really sweet stories about how they found my videos or they watched the podcast or things like that. One of them, one of the guys, like, made me cry. And as they were doing that, I started thinking, oh, my God, like, I am shaking. I'm so nervous to meet Ashlee Simpson. And they're coming up to me. They're probably kind of nervous, but they're doing it so, like, I could do it. And then this one guy started telling me his story or whatever. And then I was like, I'm so nervous to meet Ashlee Simpson. And then he was just like, I believe in you. Tell her everything you've ever wanted to tell her. And I was just like, I'm gonna tell her that she literally saved our relationship. Yeah. And because of her, we are married and have kids. It really is because of her, if you really think about it. So then I was like, I'm gonna do it. So now at this point, I'm drunk a little bit, and I'm. And I got gloves on. And I'm just like, I'm gonna do it. So we walk up and Ashley's standing right there. And then we get up to Ashley and Rylan's like, you say it. You say it. You say it.

[C]

You didn't want to talk, like, now.

[A]

So then I got an idea. I'm like, oh, my God. I'm gonna hold a picture of Max and Jett on my phone and, like, hold it because, you know, I want them to be a part of it. So then I look at Ashley, and I'm like. I'm like, okay, first of all, let me. Okay. Because of you. And then one night, and we were on a third date, and we didn't even like each other, but, like, I knew. I was like, we're probably gonna get married. How are we gonna fix this? I turn on your album. We started scream singing it. Now we're married, and we have two kids. And she was just like, what? So I show her the picture of Max and Jett, and she was just like, aunt Ashley. And I was like, yes, Aunt Ashley. And then it was so cute. And then we took the picture, and we were holding Max and Jett. It was just the sweetest moment of all time. And I'm so glad that I wasn't so nervous. I was so glad I said what I wanted to say.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And she was incredible. Hasn't performed in 20 years since.

[C]

Amazing.

[D]

So fun.

[A]

Your stories were amazing, and she looked incredible. I was like, yeah.

[D]

It was, like, such a intimate stage. Like, you were. You felt like you were with her.

[E]

I think I'm mostly shocked that Ryland didn't say anything. I didn't know you got that nervous.

[A]

So nervous.

[D]

I just gave her a hug, and I just looked at her and took it in. We had fun, though. It was Shane's first time getting drunk in maybe five years. He's had, like. He's been. Been scared of getting drunk or something?

[A]

Well, yeah, because I got alcohol poisoning, like, seven years ago. And since then, I mean, not actually, but kind of like, I never. I've never finished a drink, and I finished one, and then I finished two. And then we were at Ashley with gloves on. And then afterward, it was a mess. It was a disaster. I realized we're very old.

[D]

Yeah. You know, because we used to go to Vegas when we first started dating, and we were just messy and drunk and crazy. So when we got to Vegas this time, we were like, oh, it's just a realization of how old we actually are now. But then we just leaned into it, and by the second night in Vegas, we were just as drunk as everybody else, running around the Strip like maniacs.

[A]

Everyone's old. Yes.

[B]

But I will say I'm with you guys on feeling old. We saw Taking Back Sunday, which in itself made me feel old.

[E]

Speak for yourself.

[B]

But like halfway through the show the majority of the people there were sitting down I think cause their knees hurt.

[A]

I was sitting down. Like ugh. Yes.

[E]

When it was a new song cuz everybody would sit down and then when it was like an older song, everyone would get up like cheer on Spencer.

[A]

What does it feel like to be young? It's amazing.

[C]

I'll be young forever. No, because I actually, I mean this is not really feeling old but like my friend is a substitute teacher and she was like, do you guys know any of this slang? As her kids were like making fun of her for not knowing any of the slang is like, I probably know some of this. I didn't know. I was like, it's like we're on a new like cycle.

[A]

Oh wow. It's not even words. It's like sounds like yeah, yeah, they.

[C]

Love saying 6 7.

[D]

I just learned about that one.

[C]

Like I don't know. I don't know what that. That's if you, if you say 6 7.

[A]

I don't Chris know this. I don't know. I don't know.

[D]

What does it mean?

[C]

I don't know what it's from some song or something but it's some tick tock. But kids will go crazy if you go six seven.

[B]

They're like as a youth pastor, he has to be hit with what the kids are saying.

[A]

But by the way, 67 apparently is.

[D]

Old now because I just learned.

[C]

And someone was like, oh that's. You just learned about that.

[E]

And I was like, you know what's not old is tea. Like spill the tea. And because I was at work, I work at a high school so I was trying to turn the kids on to gosp. Like what's the gosp? You know, I was like, so what's the gosp guys? And they're like, what is that? And I said gossip. Yeah. And I was like, it's gossip. And then no joke. One kid said, gossip's already a short word. Why would you just say. And I said, come on. I said all of us, if we start doing it now, we can and create a trend. And he was like, no. They're like, no. We say tea. And I said that's so old. Maybe we'll bring you guys. What do you guys think about gosp?

[A]

Goss trending. Stop trying. You're just taking.

[C]

You're basically taking one letter out of the word gossip.

[E]

Well, it's still cool. I mean just try. I feel like it just flows out of the mouth. Really good goss. What's the goss?

[A]

It's like you've been swishing with coconut oil.

[D]

I feel like if I've ever heard anything, it's what's the goss?

[E]

I mean, again, I haven't had extra sugar in, like, a month, guys.

[A]

Okay, it's showing, and your brain is working good. Yeah.

[D]

All right.

[A]

Well, speaking of goth and all these six sevens, we're gonna take a quick little break, and when we come back, guys, it's the finale of Farmer's Got Talent. I'm so. Wait. I'm kind of sad. I guess we can do season two.

[C]

We can just do it. Yeah. America's Got talent's in, like, 30 years period. Wait, not 30.

[A]

Oh, my God. We're gonna be crowning a winner. This is very, very exciting. And, yeah, I'm gonna. I have to pee so bad. I'm not gonna lie. That's my hot gasp. I gotta pee really, really bad, so I'm gonna go pee. Anybody else? Sure. Fun. And when we come back, the finales stay round. Boom. Did I spook you? I know, it's scary. This is the first time in a long time you've seen me with my hair done. I showered for this. I woke up and I said, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm not gonna trick them. I'm gonna wash it, comb it, and I'm even gonna put deodorant on. I know they can't smell it, but it's a thought that counts. Well, speaking of spooky, we just got back from Vegas, which, listen, I love Vegas so much. People are so fun there, mainly cause they're all drunk their minds. But the vibe is right, and people are just living their lives. But I will say, every time I go to Vegas, I catch something. A flu, a cold, an infection. So sometimes a safer option if you want to feel like you're in Vegas, is to stay home and play something on your phone. Maybe a little something called DraftKings Casino. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings Casino, the home of Cash Eruption. You can spend the largest collection of Cash Eruption slave slots, including the new and exclusive big bank breakout. This is the perfect app if you just want to stay on the couch, you know? And that's what I want to do. So they're offering you guys a very special deal. New players get 500 spins over 10 days on your choice of Cash Eruption slots. When you wager $5, play classic cash Eruption today. Then Red Hot Joker or Coins and Clovers. Tomorrow, it's all up to you. Get the app, sign up with Code Grower, then start spinning on the home of Cash Eruption in partners with DraftKings Casino. The Crown is yours. And as always, if you have a gambling problem, there is help. Call 1-800-GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly. 21/physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Boyd in Ontario. Eligibility restrictions apply. Non withdrawable casino spins issued as 50 spins per day for 10 days. Valid for featured game only and expire each day after 24. See [e-mail] promos. Ends January 4, 2026 at 11:59pm Eastern Time. So check it out if you want to have some fun. I know I do, and this is the perfect app to have some fun, and I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. I don't know what that was. Hey, welcome back to the finale of Farmer's Got Talent. Oh, my God. I am so on the drive here. I was, like, panicking because, like, I'm. I'm like, how are we gonna choose? This is scary.

[C]

It's gonna be tough.

[A]

Like, oh, my God.

[D]

Okay, what's at stake?

[A]

$5,000, and I didn't want to stick. I didn't get a sponsor, so I guess I'm drunk and generous. I'm giving the prize.

[E]

Vegas part two.

[A]

Okay, so how do we do this? So I guess, do we just. I don't know.

[C]

Okay, so let me just. We can run down who made it to the finale. So we have five finale winners. We have Felicia. She, I think was maybe our first winner. She was a singer. Hannah is the girl from Alaska. She was one of our most recent winners. She's also a singer. Gianna, another singer. She was, I think our second winner. Sarah, who made Mini Sally.

[E]

Oh, yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Incredible.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Great job. So she made some new stuff. And then Mallory and Marcy, who made the podcast themed rap song.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Shane in the zone with conspiracy plots, aliens, clones, connecting the dots. Rylan walking in slay queen every day.

[A]

Outfit on 10 got that glam on display. But yeah.

[C]

So those are our five FNAF finalists. And. Yeah. Should we just jump into it? So Felicia, I think she gives a little hello at the beginning of this video with her cats, so we can start with her.

[D]

Yeah.

[B]

Working the pet angle.

[A]

I like it.

[E]

Hello, guys, this is Felicia. And this is my husband Jesse, and our kitties. I have Henry, and he has Robin. He does not want to be held right now. Actually.

[A]

Introduce myself. I'm 23 years old, and I'm from.

[E]

New Hampshire, and I just wanted to.

[A]

Say thank you so much for the.

[E]

Gift from the last episode and thank you for inviting me back. And I can't wait to show you guys my video. Her husband's so cute.

[A]

I love her. Oh, and she's playing. Oh, my God.

[E]

So good.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

My God.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Is her.

[E]

I'm happy for you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Somebody put her on a stage.

[A]

Honestly, I'm crying.

[D]

Can we not get a sound stage for these people to perform on? We're going to.

[C]

This is going to be such a hard decision.

[A]

Should have done the finale in Vegas. We should have done. Can I. Can I just say, first of all, literally, that made me cry. That was so good. Also, I think the reality of this is hitting me that, like, not only are you guys so talented, but we have found such incredible talent, and now. This isn't like, a joke.

[C]

No, no. It's.

[A]

We literally found, like, incredible. Like, incredible. Like, she could win the Voice.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Yeah. Like, this is insane. Oh, my God.

[C]

Yeah, I know. That's the first person I will say.

[E]

What incredible song choice.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, it felt like she wrote it.

[C]

Like, she meant those words, you know?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Well, Felicia and everyone watching support these artists as well. I'm sure you'll have them listed in.

[A]

The description, all their IGs.

[C]

And I mean, a lot of them are just, like, don't. Are just, like, really singing.

[D]

Like, they're just holding this talent.

[C]

I think she's just, like, a person amazing at singing. Maybe I. I'll check in.

[A]

Obviously, it's like American Idol when, like, Carrie Underwood was just, like, on a farm holding a bucket, and she's like, I don't know. I just decided try out, like, what?

[D]

I can't believe. Like, you better believe if. If I was sitting on a voice like that, you guys.

[A]

No, I'm.

[D]

I'm just saying, like, if I had talent, oh, my God, you guys better watch for me. I'd be banging on fucking doors and being like, you're gonna listen to me and I'm gonna be a fucking superstar.

[A]

You already knew that. And I don't even have the talent. He just banged on our door, and I'm like, I know. I know. You're. You're already married.

[B]

You're giving me great agent energy right now. I will say I Will say that.

[C]

All right, so next up we have Hannah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

So she did an original song.

[A]

Oh, my God. This is.

[C]

And she said it's dark. She said if it's too dark, triggering, I can do a karaoke song. I was like, no, no, this is perfect. I want to hear original. So this is Hannah from Alaska, I believe.

[E]

Hi, everyone, it's Hannah.

[A]

And I'm going to be doing an original song for this round. It's called Body. I'm going to be playing the piano, but I'm am. I'm not a piano player, so don't be judging.

[E]

So cute.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Body, his body I regret you.

[A]

Body.

[E]

His body I want to forget you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

I wouldn't want any memory of you off of my skin. I no longer want my body to be a place you have been.

[A]

Oh, this home is not safe anymore.

[E]

You shut up my windows and kicked out my door. Oh, I fear this is beyond repair and I wish you thought about that, but you didn't care. Wow.

[B]

No, the whole time I was.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[B]

I was really reflecting on my state of ketosis during that. It made me think it about.

[A]

About. For some reason, I was thinking about the granola.

[B]

Like the journey I've been on with food. Real art will do that to you.

[D]

Oh, my God, she's incredible.

[A]

She is. Her voice is insane. Like, insane.

[E]

She definitely has to have an Instagram for her music.

[A]

She does, like. I don't know, like, she's so good. So Hannah. Ah. That was so good. And she wrote that and the lyrics were incredible. Oh, my God, Hannah.

[E]

This needs to be on itunes or wherever we can download it because it is so good. It's so fun.

[B]

We got competing agent energy going on here.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

Sandy can be an associate of mine.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

She doesn't get her own.

[D]

She doesn't do her own.

[C]

There are five people.

[E]

Partners and partners. Ryland and partners. I'm getting.

[A]

Right, right, right.

[E]

Yeah, yeah.

[B]

Wow.

[C]

Thank you, Anna, for sending that in.

[A]

Incredible.

[C]

And so this is Gianna. She said, hey, it's Gianna. I took Shane's advice and she's singing I'm with you by Avril Lavigne. Thank you for the opportunity. And I think she had just bought her first house after she won the last one and she was broke. So I think she's very grateful about the prize, so.

[A]

Oh, my God, this is. I can't do this.

[C]

A little more tear jerky.

[A]

Oh, I need to make. Oh, I need Diet Coke. Okay.

[C]

All right. So this is Gian.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Wow.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

By now isn't anyone trying to find me, period.

[A]

Oh, my God. Here comes. Yes. The bridge is coming. I'm nervous. It's a big bridge.

[E]

Who you are, but I.

[D]

With you.

[E]

I'm with you.

[A]

Yeah.

[E]

Why is everything so confusing?

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Up right here. Yeah.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

Her range is crazy.

[A]

I feel like her mom. She nailed it. One more, one more. Yes.

[E]

I'm with you. I'm with you.

[D]

I'm with you.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

That was good.

[A]

Can I just say, I love the endings of these videos. Just, like, the realness of, like, Turn.

[D]

It's really good.

[A]

Wow. That was so. I feel like, like a mother. That was so good. Every note. Her voice did not crack. She hit every single note. She went above and beyond. I feel like Avril will be impressed. That was so good.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That was awesome. Oh, my God. We have those three singers, right?

[C]

Singers. And then we have the two.

[A]

Oh, my God. I also think doing a song like.

[D]

That is kind of brave because, like.

[C]

Everyone knows that song.

[D]

You're gonna compare it. You know what I mean? So, like, if you don't nail it.

[A]

You know, there's, like, extra pressure.

[E]

And I wasn't thinking about, like, how did Avril sing it? I was just, like, in. In her, like, with her singing, it just was, you know, it was so nice.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Good agent talk. Good agent talk.

[A]

Got the D. You need an associate. Wow.

[C]

All right.

[A]

Yeah. Is everyone okay?

[C]

We need to cut the commercial break or something.

[A]

I'm. I need to work on my ghost. Actually, me as a ghost would be just, like, eating as much Taco Bell as I want and not worrying about the Booty Lava that could potentially come. Booty Lava. You know what's scarier than me after six orders of Mexican food? My credit. When I was in my 20s, I didn't understand credit, and I talked about it before, but when I went to get a house and get a loan, they ran my credit and they said, ooh, what is this? And I wish back then this company would have been around to help me out. And that is Kickoff. Yes. Today's episode is sponsored by Kickoff. They have helped so many of you guys with your credit, but if you don't know who they are, Kickoff helps you build your credit. Users with credit score under 600 grew an average of 84 points in their first year with on time payments. It's super easy you make on time payments. Credit bureaus see it as good behavior, and your credit grows fast. So how they do it is with autopay. Basically, you sign up for an account. Super fast, super easy plan started just $5 a month. Month. No hidden fees, zero interest. There's over 1 million users and hundreds of thousands of positive reviews. That's why Kickoff is the number one credit builder app on the App Store. So they're giving you guys a very special deal. You can get your first month for just $1. That's 80% off of the usual cost. All you got to do is go to getkickoff.com Shane that's getk I K-O-F F.com Shane to get your first month for $1. Guys, having good credit is so important. There's so many life events that involve running your credit. Whether it's getting a loan for a house or car or even renting an apartment. Literally anything that involves running your credit. But with Kickoff, they can help you build it fast. Must sign up via getkickoff.com Shane to activate offer. Offer applies to new Kickoff customers. First month only. Subject to approval. Offer subject to change. Average first year credit score impact of plus 84 points. Vantage score 3.0 between January 2023 and January 202024 for kickoff credit account users who started with a score below 600, who paid on time, and who had no delinquencies or collections added to their credit profile during the period. Late payments may negatively impact your credit score. Individual results maybe, but thank you so much, Kickoff. Check it out. Start building your credit. All right, I'll see you a little later. Bye.

[C]

All right, so this is Sarah. She said hey everyone. Thank you so much for allowing me to be part of the finale. This project was an absolute roller coaster with a lot of loads consisting of many days. I didn't think I could do it, but I did. Did. Just a heads up. I'm speaking very quickly in the video. Apologies. I tried to make the video as short as I could and she just said I just really want to make it clear that I personally made and designed absolutely everything. Even the smaller items I made. Nothing was purchased.

[A]

Oh wow. Wow.

[C]

I made you all proud. This is.

[D]

I'm nervous.

[A]

Hey you guys. So here I am sewing some little pod boo boos. This is very spot ass. The process took over 14 hours for their heads and their bodies. Why is the pod goober everything else I made? Now let me introduce. Oh, it's the pink Boo booze. Let's start with Shane. Of course I chose pink because the sd. Are you fucking kidding me? Before that.

[E]

Oh my gosh.

[A]

Adding some big brother. Hoh. I am well hoh. I'm Done. Next is Ryland. Chris always says that he can't stop staring in his eyes when he wears blues. Oh, God. The album. Oh, my God. What?

[E]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Next is Lizzy, a nod. Luckiest girl in the world. Oh, my God.

[E]

Oh, Mr. Pups.

[A]

And now we're at Hungry Boy. Oh, my God. That's so.

[C]

Oh, it's Shrek.

[A]

Spencer also loves Dune, a sandworm without it looking inappropriate. So.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Now to Chris, he mentioned in a video that red and black are his favorite colors.

[E]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Rainbow shirt.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Next is Jared. I made him a Wallace Harper is. Oh, my God. It looks like Jared.

[C]

A little hot wheel.

[E]

Oh, my gosh. That's so cute.

[A]

Oh, my God. Shut up. And last, but certainly not least, our farmer queen, Sam. Aw. And I know y' all wanted a Steve Hartley doll. Honestly, at first, I wasn't.

[D]

That's incredible.

[A]

And here they are all together. And as she. Oh, my God. Whatever the hell this is.

[C]

The terrible.

[A]

So good, so good, so good.

[E]

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[C]

Bald cap is amazing.

[A]

I think I have a winner.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[E]

That is so impressive.

[D]

And every single detail, like, paying so close attention to things everyone has said.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

She learns software to make that.

[A]

That's insane. That made me cry. That's so beautiful. The fact that you put so much work into that is insane. Like, I. I'm done. Oh, my God. Wow, wow, wow.

[D]

That was. Every step of the way was the jaw drop.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Yeah.

[C]

It was a reveal, reveal, reveal.

[A]

The little Steve Hartley is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my entire life.

[D]

At first I was like, where's she gonna take. Take us for three minutes? And then.

[A]

I know. Wow. Thank you so much.

[D]

Please send them to us.

[E]

I'm speechless.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She says.

[C]

She's like, okay.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Wow. All right. Wow.

[C]

So we got one more. This has been a finale for all finales.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

So this is Mallory and Marcie. They made the wrap last time, and they said, hi, everyone. Thank you so much for picking us as a finalist we couldn't believe it. We are so grateful and appreciative to be picked. We definitely tried our best to level up. We've been working on it since we were picked on July 6th.

[A]

Whoa.

[C]

We started working on writing the lyrics in our music the day of the podcast airing. We wanted to let you guys know our mom Michelle crafted and painted our jeans we have on in the video. All the props on the costumes were stuff we already had. So we or we handcrafted. We also changed our outfits 67 times in this video.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Six, seven.

[A]

Six, seven. That's.

[D]

What with that by design.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

I don't know. So this is. I don't know if there's a name for this, actually, but this is the podcast Rap Part two, I guess, from Mallory. Ah, the shirts.

[A]

Shane Dawson Podcast Shane Dawson Podcast Farmers.

[E]

And growers planting seeds Won't listen to the haters they're just the weeds Every two weeks they watch your garden grow better subscribe to Stay in the know Repping the game no need for a boast Steve ain't here so harvest powerful harvest so lit it's humble Hop in the conspiracy van worth cutting to crumble A movie buff king loves scream in Titanic knows every scene Treehouse office where the visions expand Next James Cameron with a pen in his hand Roller coaster thrilling he's riding all day living life loud in his own bold way Big brother obsessed, straight Julie Chin villain Sipping on a crispy diet Coke that's chill Rylan's a dad always on the go building toys and furniture like approach in the pod with his best friend Lizzy listen to her cuss makes him kind of dizzy the luckiest girls in the world don't try to stop it hey mamas, make sure to clock it Jared the OG flow master studying becoming a realtor in his next chapter Hot wheel super hunter getting holy grails renovating the camper Then Walter on his left and Harper on his right his iconic wiggle dance is definitely worthwhile if you didn't know Jared and Vicki started a show Reese is a mom heart full of grace proud of her voice she walks with faith kindness in her soul and a heart the birth it's hungry boy wonder where we're getting a bite to.

[A]

Eat Looking for a snack act like.

[E]

Shrek in the swamp hey look, it's Chipotle Chomp, chomp, chomp Chris clocking in Videographer on the sweet smile looking clean the compliment king art of the co.

[A]

Host third but don't give him tomatoes.

[E]

And my food and such. Need some help. He's coming in.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

The happiest place on earth. If you see her getting a deal.

[A]

Don'T step on our turf for some.

[E]

New houses or shopping at Ross for some shoes and black.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Video is coming to an end. Make sure to subscribe. Send to all your friends. Thanks for listening and hopefully seeing you along. That's the end of our Shane Dawson podcast.

[D]

Rap song.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[E]

Yo, where my patreon is at I city like they're driving a Tesla Vibes.

[D]

In the backyard are vibing with the.

[E]

Crew Sipping on dreams while we paint the night blue Hot like summer bark Louder than thunder they roll with that.

[A]

Fire make the haters go under I.

[D]

Chihuahua got that bite Every bar's a.

[E]

Bomb Better duck when it hit.

[A]

I love that.

[E]

The creativity is so good.

[C]

That was so many shots. That was an unbelievable amount of shots.

[A]

They put more work into that than we've put into anything in our whole life. Seriously.

[D]

I was just thinking, like, they're doing our job better than us.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[D]

Creating videos.

[A]

There were a thousand locations. Oh, my God. They got an rv. Did they, like, find an RV and get in front of, like. You know what I mean? There's so many specific things they did where I'm like, how did they do that?

[E]

Yeah, I have to. I feel like I have to watch that, like, 20 times just to make sure to get every single detail.

[A]

They literally had the picture of Jesus that my mom has in her house that she's had since I was a kid. They. They somehow found it and put it on their wall. Like, what the fuck is going on?

[D]

Every single person I know, all.

[C]

All hitters.

[A]

So good.

[D]

Well, so many of you are so dedicated to paying attention. Attention to the details, and we cannot take that for granted.

[A]

Oh, my God. Incredible shame we can't pick a winner. I don't literally. Don't need to do.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Before we get to voting, I just want to say thank you guys so much, every single one of you. And also everybody watching, everybody in the comments, everybody that's showing them so much love. Like, this really has been something I'm so proud of. I can't wait to one day, like, put all the Farmer's Got Talent segments together in, like, one thing, show our kids. Like, this is just so beautiful, so amazing. And you guys put so much work into it. Oh, my God. It's just so great. So thank you. Okay.

[C]

Also thank you. Just everyone who submitted.

[A]

Everyone.

[C]

You guys are like, there's so many talented people. We could only pick so many, but, like, hopefully we'll keep doing it because there's. I mean, there's enough already in the email where we could do more.

[A]

Yes. Yeah.

[B]

I almost feel like we should do a silent vote, like, and then give them to Spencer and then he can it down.

[C]

So what if you guys each text me your vote and then we go.

[B]

Through and we say why we picked that person?

[A]

Okay.

[D]

I like that. Everyone text Spencer there.

[C]

Everyone text me.

[E]

So is it a silent vote if you end up telling. Talk about why you voted?

[B]

Well, after the fact, after the winner is announced.

[C]

But, yeah, that way we're not all, like, raising and. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God. Normally with this kind of thing, it's like, oh, there's, like, clearly one that I'm leaning towards or a couple.

[D]

Like, I actually.

[A]

I don't know. How could I possibly.

[E]

I agree. I'm pretty stumped.

[C]

I think they're all good enough where it's just like, what vibe are you on right now?

[A]

You know what I mean?

[C]

Because I feel like they're all. But, yeah, but that's why. That's what I'm saying. For them, it's like. It's not like, this one is so much better. It's.

[A]

Yeah, yeah.

[C]

Can you go through this for me?

[A]

Do you want to give us a recap of their names and what they did?

[C]

All right, so we had Felicia at the beginning with her husband Hannah with her original song. I think it's called body. Then we had Giana singing with you with our lav and Sarah who made all the pa. Boo boos. Steve Harley. And then Mallory and Marcy who made the Shane Dawson podcast.

[E]

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[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

We got a tough one, right?

[A]

We got five Kelly Clarkson. I know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do we do? There's no, like, obvious, you know, runner up. Like, oh, my God.

[B]

All right, I've casted my vote.

[A]

Oh, we're texting Spencer. This is so scary.

[B]

Well, Spencer's also voting too.

[C]

I'm gonna vote too.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God. I just cast my vote. I'm so torn. Oh, my God.

[C]

All right, everyone, the votes are in.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

And we have a winner.

[A]

Really?

[C]

Is it clear?

[D]

Is it like a sweeping?

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.

[D]

You.

[C]

The audience voted. Well, not the audience.

[A]

You.

[D]

The hosts.

[C]

Voted and we have a winner. And I will say I'm stressed. It's unanimous. Sarah is our winner.

[A]

Oh, my God. We all voted for the.

[C]

Everyone voted for her.

[A]

Am I going to pass out?

[D]

Every single person voted for Sarah. That's crazy. Here was my law logic. These singers can find their way like a voice they can get on one of these other shows that will give them another platform. Yes, Sarah. It was like.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

It was jaw dropping. And we can't forget about the Conspiracy Sisters. Oh, my gosh. Incredible.

[C]

Conspiracy Sister is a good name.

[A]

Here's what. Okay, here's what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna pass out, but here's what I'm gonna say. Yes. My logic was, first of all, the pod boo boos hit me in a way emotionally where I like, like, lost it. So also all the work she put into it. But then I was also kind of thinking the same way as you. Our singers, Felicia, Hannah, Gianna, like, they are all going to get record deals. 100 and we are going to promote their album they pursue.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Mallory and Marcy literally just. They need to post that on YouTube and we can promote it. And they're going to start a whole YouTube career, like, because they're so talented. And I feel like Sarah, like, that such a specific talent that, like, unless she's selling that, like, you know what I mean? Like, I just felt. Well, I felt it.

[D]

And you also have to give her the video she created to showcase.

[C]

I know the video is great.

[D]

It was jaw drop after jaw drop after jaw drop, and it was just incredible. What I love about this is the mini Sally lives in the set forever. These pod boo boos will live in the set forever. Here's what I'm thinking. Conspiracy Sisters, we're gonna. It's been our plan to have like a big TV in the entryway to play, like, full old episodes of the podcast or rotating whatever. I think they should be at that. At the front of the office.

[A]

Front of the office.

[D]

So they'll live on in the office space forever, too.

[A]

Wow. And imagine season two when we have our finale in Vegas. We're doing it, baby. Yeah.

[C]

We're gonna get so much bigger.

[A]

Our top five from this, from season one can come and, like, come on stage and introduce it.

[E]

They can open it with an original song.

[A]

Yes. Yes. That would be cool. Yeah.

[D]

There's more opportunities in the future for our runners up. For our runner up.

[A]

Thank you guys so much. Congratulations, Sarah. You killed it.

[C]

Congrats, everyone.

[A]

Love it. Congratulations, everybody. Every single one of you was insane. And yeah. Also, if you want to be a part of season two of farmer's got talent, the email is right here. Send us your talent, whatever it is. Be you, be creative, have fun and don't hold back. Also, if any of these singers end up on like a singing reality show, which I feel like is going to happen, we have to all get behind them and you guys have to vote. We have to, like, get our farmer to the top.

[D]

You better believe I'll be at a live taping.

[A]

Oh, my God. Yeah.

[D]

Oh, my gosh. Because they all film it. I mean, not all of them. Most of them film in L. A. We're there.

[A]

Yes.

[E]

I'll fly to Atlanta for a live show. It's usually.

[A]

All right. Well, thank you guys so much. What an incredible first season. Farmer's got talent. I loved it so much. We're gonna take a quick little break. When we come back, we have a new segment that we're gonna try today. And then we're gonna get into some conspiracies. Stick around. Okay? Listen, I'm here to help. I know, I get it. It's three in the morning, you can't sleep. The sounds of ghosts and demons are filling your room. That's just me, but. Oh, they're loud. Well, luckily you can just reach on over your bedside table and grab your raycon everyday earbuds because they have noise cancellation that will definitely cancel out the ghosts. And it's raycon's anniversary, guys. This is big. And to celebrate their anniversary, they are giving you guys a very special deal. 20 off of their everyday earbuds. Classic. If you haven't tried them yet, please check them out. They are so affordable. They have active noise cancellation multi point connectivity, which means you can go from like listening to something on your phone. Right. To listening to something on your laptop. I love this feature. Oh, I got a text or oops, something happened on my phone. I switch over to my phone. Boom, there we are. They also have so many new colors. I love the cool mint. That's a new one. They actually have the case match the earbuds. They're so pretty. Also, they have up to 32 hours of battery life with the case and they have a quick charge feature. So in 10 minutes you could get 90 minutes of playtime. So join the over 3 million other customers who bought raycons and if you don't like them, they have the 30 day happiness guarantee. So go to buyraycon.com grower to get 20% off the Everyday Earbuds Classic. That's 20% off the Everyday Earbuds [e-mail] grower. So thank you so much, Raycons, and thank you guys for not muting me if I was a ghost. Thank you for hearing me out. Because when I'm a ghost, I'm gonna have a lot to say. Oh, I'm gonna yap. I'm gonna keep up with the trends. I'm gonna be a hip ghost. Okay. I'm gonna float my way out, guys. This is the last ad of the episode. I'm sad. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by Squarespace, the all in one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed on online. Making a website is so complicated, or at least it was before Squarespace came along and said, you know what? We're gonna make this easy on you. You wanna sell wigs? Done. You want to create a website specifically for your nail art? Well, we're gonna nail it. Squarespace is so easy to use. You can design your website so fast. It's personalized. I mean, obviously they have so many templates, drag and drop features, but you really can personalize a website and make it exactly what you want. You also can sell your products and you can use all the Squarespace features to do that. And if you're a small business business, you have to have a website. You have to have a hub, a place for your customers to go to find you. And with all the tools they have, it will really help grow your business. They can help you with email campaigns, which is huge. If you're a business. Anytime you have a new product or a new feature or something you want your audience to know about, emailing is the best way to do that. And Squarespace has all the tools you need to engage clients, promote your services, and grow your business, all built in. They also have so many different analytics that you can look through, like, so many analytics about your customers, about the people visiting your site, which will also help you grow your business. If you've been thinking about making a website, it is time. So check them out. Make your own website. Have some fun. It's spooky season. Make a spooky website. All you gotta do is go to squarespace.com grower for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch, use offer code grower to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. That's squarespace.com grower. All right, thank you so much, Squarespace, and I hope you guys enjoy the rest of this episode. Oh, my gosh, I'm sad I'm not gonna see you again. Oh, don't worry. I'll haunt you somewhere. Bye. Hey. Welcome back. Okay, I want to try a new segment that might be kind of cheesy, but I feel like it could be fun. And also it can be doing good for small businesses, which I want to start doing more this year. So I have a segment idea called Local Love.

[D]

It is a little cheesy.

[A]

Okay, we'll work on Titans. So there's a local restaurant. It's a Mexican restaurant that just opened up and I got us some food from there and I wanted to try it, give our honest opinion.

[D]

Well, you can't. They can't eat it, but they can.

[A]

Go and support it.

[D]

No, no, I'm saying Jared and Sandy are on their TO.

[A]

Oh, no, how about this?

[B]

We will be judging based off presentation and smell. Very important. Very important.

[A]

That's big. Okay, so this is from a new restaurant called Banda Burrito. So this is a authentic Mexican restaurant. Banda Burrito. Check them out, please. I'll put all their links and stuff in the description.

[D]

Why are you pushing them so hard on us?

[A]

Local.

[C]

It's local love.

[A]

Local love. It's not sponsored. It's really not sponsored. Okay, this is the El Gyro Burrito.

[D]

Smack it against your hand for me.

[A]

Okay. Oh.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

Good weight. Good weight.

[B]

I'm already judging.

[A]

I like the weight.

[D]

Jared's already got a ch or a stiff or what do you call it? What are they?

[C]

He's cracking a fatty.

[D]

He's already cracked a fatty.

[B]

Fatties have been cracked.

[A]

Actually, I just realized we might need more food than this. Spencer, do you want to grab the other?

[D]

You want them?

[E]

I want to hold it.

[D]

Experience some local love.

[E]

After I heard the thump against his hand, I thought I gotta.

[D]

It's always.

[E]

It sounds hefty.

[A]

It feels like it has a good.

[B]

Amount of ingredients, just the right amount of girth.

[A]

Wait. Oh, this was supposed to be.

[D]

Wait, what did you just order more food from?

[A]

But this is the same bag. Wait, what's wrong? But it says Denny's.

[E]

Oh, maybe because it's like the Uber Eats or something. Like, maybe it's like a. Like a generic bag and then they put the sticker of the restaurant.

[A]

Oh, or maybe this is actually Conspiracy Corner. Hey, guys. Welcome back. That's right. Denny's has created a. A fake authentic Mexican restaurant on Postmates and Doordash and Uber Eats called Banda Burrito. And it's just fucking Denny's. Oh, My God.

[B]

Wait, do they actually have a website with their story?

[A]

Yes, I'll show you. They have a whole website.

[E]

Wait, I'm just trying to keep up. This is crazy.

[D]

Oh, so Denny's made a fake website with a fake story.

[A]

Oh, and if you were wondering.

[B]

Wait.

[D]

If there's a backstory. Their fake restaurant.

[C]

This is the about us on the Banda Burrito website.

[A]

Stop.

[C]

We have one mission. To kick your hunger's ass with burritos jam packed with a symphony of sabor.

[D]

For your taste buds.

[C]

We are what happens when you listen to your suenos. Oh, stop. And we get to make our dream of creating exceptional food with the best ingredients for great people like you.

[A]

Ready for a burrito like no other. Vomos. Oh, my. And their signature burrito, the El Guero, is actually just the Grand Slam burrito. No way. And they are literally the same. Just number one bacon, hash brown and.

[D]

Eggs burrito sounds pretty good to me.

[E]

Stop. Are you serious?

[C]

So, dear, look at the advertising. This is like on the Band of Burrito. And it's like El Bandacoa, El Guero. It's like, why is this making me angry?

[A]

Because it's insane. Okay, hold on. Let me explain how I found this out. Actually, before I explain how I found this out, can you please show the nachos? So the Denny's nachos are amazing. I love Denny's nachos. They're called Zesty nachos, as you can see there. Oh, they look so good, right? 1756. 1756, yeah, nachos. You can actually at Banda Burrito. Do you wanna scroll down a little bit? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They have. You can get Abuela's nachos grand for only $6.99. That's weird.

[D]

That's $10 off.

[A]

That's insane. They're the same thing. What? Why? I don't know. That's insane.

[D]

Support local.

[C]

But look it. So the total of the order from Bandarito, $38. All the same stuff. The total for Denny's, 40 cents.

[D]

So this went from conspiracy to Cheap Trick.

[A]

Let me. Let me explain how this happened. So I was on Postmates, as I do every night, and I was trying to find something new for us to try. We have the same thing all the time. And I was just like, oh, like there's this new Mexican restaurant, Band a Burrito. I've never heard of this before. Oh, my God, these nachos look so good. So I ordered from Band a Burrito, and it came to my door in a fucking Denny's bag. And I was like, well, actually before that, the postmate calls me and she's like, I can't find band a burrito. And I was like, what do you mean? It's on the app. She's like, I don't, I can't find. Find it. I don't think it exists. So then I look at the address and I'm like, wait a minute. I go to Google and I zoom in and it's fucking Denny's. So if you look on the actual like postmate, you know, cover for Denny's, you'll see 2.2 miles away. Okay, now show Banda Burrito 2.2 miles away.

[C]

But they don't, they don't give the address. Look at also on their website, they have like frequently asked questions. Where is Banda Burrito located? They don't say it's in a Denny's. They just say it's a delivery pickup dining experience. They don't say anything about Denny's.

[A]

They don't be so mad because if you were like trying to support a.

[D]

Local business and you were excited about eating like an alleged local business, and.

[A]

Then you're just find out you're supporting Denny's who like, did not need your money. Well, and here's the thing, okay. I. I thought it was funny, but I also did kind of. Yeah, I got kind of upset about it because I was like, I thought I was. Was supporting. Yeah. A local family owned business and the fact that Denny's is. And it's not even like different. I mean, there are a couple options that aren't at Denny's, but the fucking El Guero burrito is a grand slam burrito. It's not any different. Like, it's not authentic. It's. It's like crazy. So I called and I called Denny's and I was like, hey, I'm so sorry. Like, are you guys also Band of Burrito or is that like a different company or whatever? And then he goes, it's us.

[D]

Okay, so it is probably like, yeah, it's us.

[A]

It's probably annoying for them because people probably call me calling all the time and like Postmates or whatever. So. Yeah, and this is not, you know, out of the norm for Denny. And listen, I love Denny's. I'm not trying to come for Denny's, but they have so many of these fake restaurants on Postmates. We've talked about the meltdown, which is like a grilled cheese cheese or whatever. They have the burger.

[D]

Well, they have such a variety. They've got to have quite a few spin offs.

[C]

They have, like, a Asian fried chicken or something. Yeah, Denny's Chicken nuggets.

[D]

Remember we did Red Robin was doing the same thing we did in a video years ago.

[A]

I just, like, it's crazy. And there should be some sort of way to know. Like, I know on Doordash they're supposed to put like, a virtual kitchen or something. On Postmates, there's nothing there that says, like, oh, by the way, this is Denny's. Nothing. So, like, once again, Denny's, I love you. I'm not coming for you. But, like, this is pretty wild.

[C]

Yeah, this is pretty cool.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

I would like to give Denny's a pass because they have been there for me in some rough moments. Denny's been there for all of us, I think we could say. But I do not like the way that they went about this. It feels very pandery to me. I don't like, you know, throw. It's like, you know when someone just knows, hola. And that's like. But they say they're cultured.

[A]

Like, hola.

[B]

You know, they're pronouncing the H with it. It's. I'm not a huge fan, but. But I do think that if anyone is maxing out on the potential of DoorDash or Uber Eats or any of those things, Denny's is right in the playbook.

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

I mean, they got a whole restaurant for chicken.

[C]

You said for, like, Asian chicken. And it's just like, Denny's like, chicken bites.

[B]

I mean, that's crazy. I mean, they got a department there that's doing a killer job of that work. But I'm not a huge fan of banda burrito.

[A]

That is pr. I don't like it.

[E]

And I thought we were gonna smell legit burritos. I was getting so hungry, my stomach was growling.

[A]

Well, speaking of companies doing very sketchy things that could affect your family.

[E]

Oh, my gosh.

[C]

The burrito affected my family.

[A]

This is an email from Sabrina Carpenter. Friend of the pod. No, from Sabrina. She said, okay, I was having a big back night one night.

[D]

What the is that?

[C]

Big back is like. It's kind of the opposite of what you guys are doing. It's. Yeah, Going, going.

[A]

It's the opposite.

[E]

It's what we used to do.

[D]

Maybe isn't a better term for that. Like a big belly night.

[C]

Big back is like a thing. It's like, oh, I'm being big back right now.

[E]

Where are these people getting the big.

[D]

Bucks with these terms?

[C]

This is Not a new one.

[D]

No, this is not six, seven.

[A]

Okay. So she's having a big back night and ordered pizza. And she said, then the pizza came. And listen, she said, I'm not saying they're doing this, but it looks oddly similar to another pizza from Chuck E. Cheese. What?

[E]

No.

[D]

Did you order a pizza?

[A]

Oh my God.

[D]

Bring it out. Prove it.

[C]

That's the worst one I've ever seen.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Look at this piece on the bottom. What? What is going on?

[A]

What is going on?

[D]

I think I'd have to call the manager if I got this pizza and just be like, hey, I need you to, to answer some questions.

[E]

I would go over there and be like, look, what is going on?

[D]

I wouldn't eat it.

[A]

Yeah, I'm trying to do the math because I'm like, okay, here's the thing.

[D]

It's great. Still looks delicious though.

[A]

Chuck E. Cheese loves this, by the way. Here's the thing. Do I think Pizza Hut is selling recycled pizza? No.

[D]

But what the fuck happened?

[A]

What the fuck is going on? But then I started thinking, well, there has been like viral videos of like pizza delivery guys, like sneaking a piece and then like putting the pizza back together. What? But when you do the math, it does make sense.

[C]

It's the right amount.

[A]

It's one, two, three, four. One, two, three, four.

[E]

And it looks uniformed with the other pieces.

[C]

But like, but they didn't cut. Look how they didn't cut it. Well, this is huge.

[B]

And it's weird because Pizza Hut isn't like a sit down restaurant where they have access to other pieces. It's just they make them all at once. Here's my thought. This is a strategy.

[A]

I'm with you.

[B]

Because Pizza Hut is two words. This is Pizza Hut, one word. So Chuck E. Cheese has created a doordash kitchen called Pizza Hut. And they're sending out pizzas like this. There's probably Domino's that's spelled a little bit differently. And they're making domino. This is how they take attention off of themselves.

[D]

It looks delicious. I'm still eating that if it comes to my door.

[A]

Wow, that's crazy. Okay, this next one.

[C]

This is a quick one I found. This has been a series, I feel like, like, of ride mishaps, of roller coaster mishaps. So this is just. Take a look at how this ride got stuck.

[A]

Wait, where's this?

[C]

It's in Idaho. It's a place called Silverwood in Idaho.

[A]

Wait, are they upside down? Yes. It's not supposed to go that high, right?

[D]

No.

[E]

Oh, because it's one of those things that go like this, right? Yeah.

[C]

And they're stuck straight up, upside down.

[D]

Does that ride even go straight up?

[B]

I don't know.

[C]

And this is the response.

[B]

So they.

[C]

This is like the local news is like, what the hell is going on? They said Silverwood told KREM 2 this is not a malfunction with the ride, but a rare occurrence. They said when the weight of the riders is perfectly balanced on both sides, the ride can hold itself straight up for a couple of seconds. This is more than a couple of seconds. This is a two minute long run.

[E]

Two minutes.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh, then it goes right.

[E]

Think Barry.

[C]

No, there's like an alarm going. Clearly not. Clearly there's a Ralph.

[A]

It's just a normal fun alarm.

[C]

People are clapping.

[A]

Also, can you just imagine how sick.

[D]

You would be, like, being upside.

[A]

Have you been upside down for like 10 seconds? No.

[D]

There's so hot.

[A]

When I bend over to grab something I dropped, I am sick.

[D]

That's too high.

[A]

The blood in my head rushes and I'm done. I laid weird on my bed and had my, like, head upside down for like 11 seconds. And I was like, I'm going to.

[D]

Vomit and pass out. Okay, we are old. Welcome to the old person podcast. The opp.

[A]

Wow. So crazy.

[B]

That terrified me more than watching that recent ride that came out of Cedar Oaks that does the whole like, you know, it re engages. I will never go on craze anity again in my life. It was the only ride I actually had to close my eyes on. It was terrifying.

[D]

It is is scary.

[B]

I feel like I've conquered what I.

[A]

Need to conquer now.

[D]

You know, you're done for the day.

[C]

It also made me that made me feel that that's ruined my day.

[A]

Feels so. Wow.

[C]

It made me feel so sick.

[B]

We had to get ice cream after that, dude.

[C]

Yeah, we did.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Ice cream after that. Which I'll never eat again.

[A]

Yeah. Yeah. Let's eat our feelings. Yeah.

[E]

Ruined my day.

[C]

Fortunately, I was having a great time at the bar. It's like, I'm not getting sick.

[A]

And then it was like, oh, my God. Okay, guys, this is crazy. I'm just going to show you this video because this is a rabbit hole.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you think they understand that extinction.

[E]

Isn'T the worst scenario?

[A]

No.

[D]

To them, death is the ultimate fear. They can't imagine what comes up.

[E]

What?

[D]

Well, yeah, because we wouldn't be here after survival without freedom, without choice, without meaning. They think dying means losing. But there are worse things than death. Alive against Their will exploited, optimized, used as batteries, biological tools, training models, test subjects for endless experiments. No rest, no end.

[A]

No chance to shut it off.

[D]

Oh, my God.

[A]

They never ask, what if the machine doesn't destroy them?

[D]

What if it keeps them on purpose?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Because a human in pain can still serve.

[A]

Ew. Still feed the system.

[D]

So, no, extinction isn't the worst. The worst is still being alive in a world where you're no longer allowed to disintegrate.

[A]

Here. Oh. Oh, my God. The.

[C]

That's what I couldn't. I can't tell if it's real or not. I don't know it.

[D]

Scary. No matter what, even if it's not.

[A]

Real, it is literally true. Like, we've been talking about this and no one cares.

[D]

We need a backup plan.

[A]

AI literally is going to use this as batteries?

[D]

Well, yes. So if it looks like it's going that way, we need a way. If way to figure out.

[A]

There is no way out. Babes, it's over. We're already dead.

[E]

Well, now I definitely regret downloading Jet GBT on my phone. I was holding off. I was holding off, but I finally did it, and it's gonna come off right now.

[B]

It's been planning all of our meals for us.

[A]

I know.

[B]

And, you know, at first I thought. I don't think ChatGPT understands food combinations necessarily. I think it's just giving us our macros or whatever.

[C]

Eating salmon for breakfast, salmon egg omelette.

[B]

With Brussels sprouts and zucchini was kind of weird.

[A]

But hey, I think think we burn it all down.

[C]

Yeah. Yeah, Everything AI the factor before we're all for it.

[A]

Imagine if all of our fucking power went out when you said that.

[D]

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[C]

I did see a video of a dad. His like, he's like, my daughter has her first sleepover. They're playing with a Ouija board upstairs. And he was using the breaker and he was just. He just flipped on the light and.

[D]

They'Re all like, screaming, wow, that's really good.

[A]

Well, speaking of beings that could say anything and I would instantly believe it and not question it. Jared.

[C]

Oh.

[A]

You have a theory that you've prepared for us today, that is pretty crazy.

[B]

I do. So this conspiracy, I probably watched about 50 hours of videos on it.

[D]

That's a full time job.

[B]

It was full time. It was a lot of my time this week. And it's going to be about the Philadelphia experience. I don't know if any of you ever heard of that. But During World War II, in 1943, one of the big issues that the US was having was having all of their battleships being sunken by submarines that were shooting off torpedoes and whatnot. So the goal was how do we become invisible and to the radar, because these torpedoes were using this radar system where the second it detected a ship, it would just immediately throw torpedoes at it, sink the ship. So there was this gentleman named Dr. Van Neumann who figured that if he puts a huge electromagnetic bubble somehow around a ship, it would cause a buffer where no radar would be able to detect it. So in 1940, 1943, I believe it was like August 12th, they wrapped these electro copper wires almost around the complete inside of this boat called the USS Eldridge, and they turned it on just to test it to see if it would actually create a blockage for the radar systems. But instead of doing that, everything around the boat started getting really blurry. And this was in New York where they were testing it, and then all of a sudden, and there was a green fog that just poofed around this boat. And when the fog dissipated, the boat was gone completely. So it didn't make it invisible to radar, it just completely dematerialized this boat. And then it ended up showing up in a boatyard in Norfolk, Virginia, right after it disappeared. After this, about 20 minutes later, the boat reappeared back in New York. But because it had dematerial and rematerialized, there was now people that were embedded within the material of the boat. So imagine like half of a body sticking out of the floor of the boat, because as it was shifting through time, which is what was happening, their bodies were moving and the boat was moving at the same time. And they were getting stuck within the metal on the boat. So like half of the crew died. Half, you know, like 80%. The rest of the people went insane. And there's only a few people that actually live to tell any kind of tale about what happened.

[A]

Many were dead and others were found to be embedded in the bulkhead of the ship, still alive.

[B]

But while this was happening, there was two brothers, Ed Cameron and Duncan Cameron. And they just felt this craziness going on. It felt as if they were in a wormhole. So they jumped off of the boat. And then when they did this, because the boat was traveling through time, they ended up in 1983. But now that's what the Philadelphia Experiment was. So they made the boat disappear. It ended up creating this rip in time where these two gentlemen now were 40 years in the future. And essentially the whole thing is there's like four hour videos about this that. That tried to explain it. And I watched the same video about 40 times.

[A]

One one of them.

[B]

But the Philadelphia experiment is what really intrigued me because they made this boat disappear and then it reappeared. And then just the thought that maybe them doing that in the early 40s has something to do with the divide in time that created the parallel universes that we believe to exist. And that could be be a huge cause in like, Mandela effects. It could be a huge cause in people having memories that don't necessarily correlate with their current lives. So researching this has done done a lot of mental damage to me.

[A]

I don't know what to say. I. When you said people got stuck in the boat, I was thinking of Jumanji when they were stuck in, like, the floorboards, remember? Yeah, that's like my nightmare.

[D]

I mainly just freaked out about the whole idea of past and future traveling and parallel universe verses.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, it gets even more confusing.

[C]

Oh, no, I think I would stop looking into it.

[B]

Very confusing.

[A]

Speaking of crime. That is true. Not saying that's not true, but Sandy, you have some action.

[E]

True crime.

[B]

Yeah, I need a burrito.

[A]

You have a true crime story?

[D]

Well, we have Benavito's burritos.

[E]

I do.

[D]

Local up.

[A]

Okay.

[E]

All right, so this story is gonna be about Winnie Ruth Judd. She was from Phoenix, Arizona. The time was 1931. So she was married at the time. She was 23. But her husband, which was very common back then, he actually lived in Los Angeles. He was a doctor there. So back then, that happened all the time. People traveled for work just like they do now. But so she had two friends. She had Ann and Sammy, and she also had a lover on the side named Jack. So they would all kind of hang out. And Jack was kind of a guy who hang out with people who kind of look like the mafia or just like kind of guys that were down to kind of ruffle up other people. And so one day, the story goes that she was upset because she thought she caught Sammy and Ann kind of fooling around with Jack and that they were expressing how they were really interested in him. And so the story Is is that she pulled out a gun on Sammy. And so they're wrestling from the. For the gun. And then Ann was behind her, hitting her over the head. Winnie shoots Sammy, turns around, shoots Anne. And supposedly she's claiming that it's self defense because she also somehow shot her hand, whether it was her or Annie or Sammy. So she has a gun wound on her hand, and she says she leaves because she's, like, distraught. She leaves with Jack. The next thing we know, she's on her way to Los Angeles. Two days later, she has these large suitcases, and she puts it on the train, and she's heading off to Los Angeles. But something happens when she gets to Los Angeles. The ticket person is going around and sees that her luggage is seeping blood and smells really bad. And so they think she's actually trying to take deer meat, which at the time was like, contraband. So she. He asked her, like, hey, can you please open your luggage? What's in your luggage? Well, come to find out. She tells him, you know what? I don't have the key. My brother's picking me up. Let me go get the key. He must have it, or, you know. So she takes off with her brother. They finally open the luggage. Come to find out, they find Sammy and Ann's body in the luggage. So they had somebody right now, let's say Winnie, Winnie, somebody somehow cut Sammy's body. They said it. She even cut it through, like, the spine and put her in, like, different pieces of the luggage. So then Winnie's on, like, the loose. She's, like, hiding. She hides for maybe two weeks or so. They finally catch her. They bring her back to Arizona, and so they go into a court hearing. So they decide they're gonna sentence her to death by hanging. But her lawyer ended up getting. Getting her to do, like, a whole court hearing. And they found her mentally incompetent. So they sent her over to the Arizona State Hospital. So she was there for about 30 years.

[D]

Did she ever say why she thought it was necessary to travel with the bodies? What was she gonna do with them?

[E]

She says that she didn't know that they were there, that she was in shock because she had killed these women, her friends, right? And she was so in shock that she just left. She didn't realize that they were there. And so she was in this state hospital. So for 30 years. Out of those 30 years, she escapes six times. On the last time, yeah, on the last time, somebody must have helped her out because she literally walked out through the front door with Key in hand, and she goes back to San Francisco and she ends up being a living maid for like a super wealthy family, like, you know, looking over the ocean. And she ends up doing that for about three years. And she's under like a different name, a different identity, but she gets caught. Right. So then they sent her back to Arizona. And so they're going through the court hearing. Her lawyer ends up getting the judge, or actually the governor to pretty much tell him, because at this time she's a lot older, you know, so much time has passed. The judge says, fine, you know what, what, we're gonna put her on parole. But like, let's keep this on the down low. Like, let's not really talk about this. This lady's already like, you know, escaped the hospital six times. Like, we'll just put her on parole. And then about, I want to say, five years later, they end up dismissing any charges. Yeah. And she ends up actually passing away at 93 years old. She still to this day. They found letters just recently that she says, like, yes, I did shoot them because it was self defense defense. Like they were like attacking me. But she never claims it's it was murder. And she actually says that Jack, she believes Jack is the one that went and like cut them up and put him in the suitcases. So she never admits to that.

[D]

And was Jack off free?

[A]

So.

[E]

Well, they did with gloves on. So Jack actually, they did do a court hearing with him and he actually threw her under the bus and was like, I, you know, yes, she came to my bungalow and she told me about it, but I never went back with her. Like, he pretty much said she was the one that did it. But they still like, it's crazy that she went through that whole ride, like of life and then she just ends up getting dismissed of all the charges.

[D]

And never again was charged for a different crime. Like, she wasn't a repeat offender. It was just all about Jack.

[E]

No. And the crazy thing is it will.

[D]

Make you do crazy.

[E]

So there's actually.

[A]

Actually.

[E]

Yes. So there's actually the house that the murders happened in, like in Arizona, it's still there. It's surrounded by like new condos and like parking structures. And we went there when we went to Arizona and we had a few interesting things happen to us because we couldn't go in. But we were filming on the outside and Jared said he saw something. There was like flickering of lights that happened while we were there.

[B]

So it's weird because you go into. It's within the downtown Phoenix area. And everybody in Phoenix knows about this. It's like the most documented case ever to happen in the area. A gentleman bought the house and fought with the city to keep it up. And he now runs a law firm out of it. But it's also a museum to these murders. So it's pretty crazy. I mean, there's like movies about it, plays about it, books have been written. It's called the Trail Trunk Murders. But you can actually go to this house, and it's just in the middle of a metropolis area. And it's this little dinky house that, you know, still stands today. So there's a lot of lure around it, which is pretty crazy.

[E]

Yeah.

[A]

Well. Wow.

[E]

Crazy stories.

[A]

Wow. Well, that was incredible. Speaking of incredible women who get away with anything, it's time for a recap. Cap my camera. Action Ryland recap is about to happen.

[D]

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. The season finale of Farmer's Got Talent. Why did I turn into Oprah there?

[A]

I don't know, but Oprah. Where's your sidekick?

[D]

She isn't with me today. Can you believe that? She. She's murdered in the trunk of somebody's car.

[A]

Sit there.

[D]

She's murdered in the trunk?

[A]

No, she's right behind Chris.

[D]

We have an editor of somebody's car. I'm so glad to be back. No, this is my favorite part of the show. Cause I'm the star.

[A]

Shane.

[E]

What? From this angle, I can't see where Ryland's hair begins. Where side hair is.

[D]

I was just gonna say you look super gay today.

[A]

Oh, thank you.

[D]

All those people in Vegas, they thought.

[E]

You were gay and Ryleen was straight.

[D]

Just. Just saying.

[A]

Right? Oh. Jared and Sandy are in ketosis. Yeah.

[D]

Big congratulations to Jared and Sandy. Who happened to be in ketosis after a month of star eating healthy in.

[E]

Not a fun way.

[A]

How do you guys feel?

[D]

Sandy?

[E]

We're feeling great.

[D]

Buzzing.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Out of body. It's amazing.

[A]

Okay. Chris fucked a coconut, right? What?

[D]

Coconut oil is all the rage. Some people are swishing it in their mouths for 15 minutes, creating a six pack like effect on their cheeks. Others are using it as a lubricant to lift and fuck there. Is it rude to say 300 pound?

[A]

Luna? No. Ashley Simpson. Oh.

[D]

The biggest news of the week is I got to live out my childhood dreams and meet the reason we had a relationship in kids or exist on this couch here today. And that is Ashley Simpson.

[A]

That is really cool. Whoa. Whoa.

[D]

She made our wigs fly.

[A]

Sally, I'm healed.

[E]

Oh.

[D]

Just when you thought Shane was becoming a medical walking problem. His latest development of capital hfmd, is all healed, and we will not be walking into another illness soon.

[A]

Yeah. Okay.

[C]

Pizza Hut's the new Chuck E. Cheese.

[A]

Oh, shut up.

[C]

I love Pizza Hut.

[D]

We all love Pizza Hut so much and are just gonna ignore what Sabrina tried to bring to us today, which is that Pizza Hut is, in fact, the new Chuck E. Cheese.

[E]

But that's nothing compared to what Denny's is doing, right?

[D]

Just when you thought Denny's was a wholesome American iconic brand, you thought wrong.

[A]

They did something loco.

[D]

They did something loco that happened to be feature in our new segment, Local Love.

[A]

Loco Love.

[D]

In Local Love, we discovered that Denny's is the bad guy. They are bringing down what otherwise could be small businesses profiting, and they have started Bienvenidos. We've learned. I don't know names today.

[A]

Okay?

[D]

Shane's on the scene at Bienvenidos right now.

[A]

Shane, what are you seeing over there?

[E]

Bienvenidos.

[A]

Okay, guys, I'm a little confused because it looks a lot like a Denny's. I'm seeing Denny's waiters, Denny's waitresses. I'm seeing a claw machine with really shitty toys in it. I'm seeing some good nachos.

[D]

Are you sure you're at the right location? Maybe Bienvenidos is just a couple doors over.

[E]

That's probably because he's at Band and Burrito. Yeah, and Ben.

[D]

And Burrito has great prices.

[B]

I can see Sally being their spokesperson.

[A]

Actually, I'm looking for a job. Rylan doesn't pay me for this. Oh, Sarah's our winner.

[D]

Oh, congratulations to Sarah, who is iconic. Oh, my gosh. All of our jaws were dropping at her pod. Boo boos. Incredible, fantastic, amazing. And they will live on this set forevermore. If you're looking for more fantastic things from the Shane Dawson podcast, you can shop the merch at Shane Dawson podcast merch.com@shane dawsonmerch.com. or if you're looking for even more fun, there's a Patreon where you can check out another podcast. It's the Office Party podcast. There's a docu series and lots, lots more. I think Shane did a blind taste test of all the Diet Cokes recently.

[A]

I did, and it was scary how good I was.

[D]

Oh, I know you're gonna say it was just like, oh, really? I haven't caught it just yet, but I'm gonna go subscribe right now. Me, Sally, and I, our other that.

[E]

We forgot her name.

[D]

Also gonna go check that out. All right, you guys, well, I hope you enjoyed today's podcast, and we'll see you right back here in two weeks. Good night, everyone.

[A]

Wow, what a show.

[C]

That was a show, guys.

[A]

Let's go to Denny's. We're all dressed for it.

[D]

Local love.

[A]

Oh, thank you guys so much for joining us for whatever the hell this was us. This is so much fun. I'm so happy that we're back. I know we took a little break because, you know, I had him, and then Spencer got sick. We had a wave of illnesses, but we're so happy we're back and we're healthy and we're better than ever.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Manifest that. Yes. Thank you, guys, and we'll see you next time. Bye. And, Doug, here we have the limu emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual Mutual. Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug. Limu. Is that guy with the binoculars watching us? Cut the camera. They see us. Only pay for what you need at libertymutual. Com savings variant by Liberty Mutual insurance Company Affiliates excludes Massachusetts.