Doomsday Conspiracy Theories

Summary

The Shane Dawson Podcast: "Doomsday Conspiracy Theories"

Release Date: February 23, 2025

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I. Introduction

In this episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast, host Shane Dawson dives deep into the realm of doomsday conspiracy theories. Joined by his close friends Lizzy, Jared, Rylan Adams, Chris, and Spencer, the group engages in unfiltered conversations, personal anecdotes, and entertaining segments, all while exploring some of the darkest and most intriguing end-of-the-world theories.

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II. Personal Stories and Recent Events

The episode kicks off with the group sharing updates about their personal lives. Rylan Adams recounts celebrating his birthday on Catalina Island, where the group stayed at a haunted hotel, sparking eerie experiences.

Notable Quote:

• Rylan Adams [03:41]: "We went to Catalina. It was fun. We stayed at a haunted hotel."

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III. Game Segment: Farmers vs. Growers Feud

A recurring favorite segment, "Family Feud," takes center stage as the group splits into two teams: Farmers and Growers. They compete by answering audience-poll questions, with the Growers ultimately securing a win and a prize of $100 in Disney cash.

Notable Quote:

• Spencer [22:21]: "Grower family wins the round!"

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IV. Embarrassing Moments

Shane opens up about a particularly embarrassing moment involving a "penis speed bump." He describes his apprehensive interaction with a urology office receptionist who laughed at his description of the anomaly.

Notable Quote:

• Shane Dawson [09:16]: "It's the most embarrassing part, and it hasn't even happened yet."

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V. Conspiracy Theories: Doomsday Clock

The discussion shifts to the alarming news that the Doomsday Clock has been set to 89 seconds to midnight, symbolizing the closest humanity has ever been to global catastrophe. The group debates the implications, particularly focusing on the rising threat of artificial intelligence (AI).

Notable Quotes:

• Jared [62:47]: "AI has actually become a big concern. Scientists are pleading with people to be very cautious."
• Shane Dawson [62:38]: "That's terrifying. What does that mean?"

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VI. In-Depth: Denver International Airport Conspiracy

Jared provides a comprehensive deep dive into one of the podcast's favorite topics: the Denver International Airport (DIA) conspiracy theory. He outlines the mysterious tunnels beneath DIA, rumored to be doomsday bunkers for the elite. The unsettling artwork and unexplained infrastructure elements fuel speculations of hidden agendas and secret societies.

Notable Quotes:

• Jared [70:00]: "These tunnels are believed to lead to mega structures built underground as doomsday bunkers."
• Shane Dawson [71:07]: "There's so many weird, weird pieces of art. It's like a horror atmosphere."

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VII. Upcoming Investigations: Disneyland Conspiracies

Looking forward, the group announces their plans to investigate various conspiracy theories surrounding Disneyland. From secret tunnels and smell emitters to water quality comparisons between tap and bottled water, they aim to uncover the truths behind these urban legends.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane Dawson [60:00]: "We're going to be investigating all the conspiracies we can find at Disneyland."
• Lizzy [72:40]: "We have tons of money with a fried earth above? Not I. Just take me out."

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VIII. Conclusion

As the episode wraps up, the group reflects on the terrifying possibilities of the Doomsday Clock and the various conspiracy theories they've explored. With humor and camaraderie, they emphasize the importance of staying informed and vigilant while maintaining their trademark playful banter.

Notable Quote:

• Shane Dawson [81:13]: "Hopefully the world doesn't end because we don't want to end this podcast. It's so fun."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Shane Dawson [01:19]: "Today's episode, we are going to be diving deep into some doomsday end of the world theories."
• Rylan Adams [03:41]: "We went to Catalina. It was fun. We stayed at a haunted hotel."
• Shane Dawson [09:16]: "It's the most embarrassing part, and it hasn't even happened yet."
• Jared [62:47]: "AI has actually become a big concern. Scientists are pleading with people to be very cautious."
• Jared [70:00]: "These tunnels are believed to lead to mega structures built underground as doomsday bunkers."
• Shane Dawson [71:07]: "There's so many weird, weird pieces of art. It's like a horror atmosphere."
• Shane Dawson [60:00]: "We're going to be investigating all the conspiracies we can find at Disneyland."
• Shane Dawson [81:13]: "Hopefully the world doesn't end because we don't want to end this podcast. It's so fun."

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Final Thoughts

This episode masterfully blends personal storytelling, engaging games, and deep dives into some of the most intriguing conspiracy theories. Shane Dawson and his friends maintain a balance of humor and seriousness, making complex and often dark topics accessible and entertaining for listeners. Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the podcast, "Doomsday Conspiracy Theories" offers a captivating exploration of humanity's fascination with the end times and the unknown.

Transcript

[Shane Dawson]

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[Rylan Adams]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Rylan Adams]

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[Shane Dawson]

See full [e-mail] let's talk about the. Okay, this is something that people are now wearing to protect themselves from AI and from facial recognition technology. Have you seen this?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, this is getting crazy. That's.

[Jared]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

This is like a horror. Why? Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. It's the end of the World edition.

[Lizzy]

I feel like it's been the end of the world on this podcast for, like, years. And here we are.

[Spencer]

What does that mean?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, what the hell does that mean?

[Lizzy]

I just feel like every week it's like, oh, my God, the end.

[Shane Dawson]

You know, you're kind of right. Because I feel like every episode we're like, guys, there's a theory about the end of the world. It's coming soon.

[Lizzy]

That's what I'm talking about. And like, we're still here. So is it ever?

[Chris]

Well, it's pending. It's a pending doom, right?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes, that's right. Today's episode, we are going to be diving deep into some doomsday end of the world theories. Some involving the Denver airport, some involving lizard people. And yeah, it's gonna get really, really dark, really, really fast. But first, let me explain why we're dressed like this. Cause I was thinking for like, the thumbnail vibes, like, I want to make it like a movie poster. And I feel like the 50s is very, like, doomsday vibes. So I threw out in the group chat, I was like, hey, do you guys have any 50s clothes? And you guys were kind of like, oh, I don't really know. And then look at Sandy rolling up. This was designed by her.

[Rylan Adams]

I was telling Lizzie if I didn't do my hair, I would look like Grandma. So I had to do something with my hair, you know?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God, you look better.

[Lizzy]

You do look incredible. I love it.

[Shane Dawson]

And Jared sitting next to her.

[Lizzy]

Beautiful.

[Shane Dawson]

Listen, I asked. I was like, I have all these fun props for the thumbnail. Like, I have this scary, like, anteater mask that comes with this, like, sorry if it's offensive. I don't know if people need this or.

[Spencer]

I thought you were saying sorry.

[Chris]

Yeah, I was like, back off, anteaters.

[Shane Dawson]

All the anteater communities don't come for me. Yeah. So I have all these fun things and I was like, does anybody want to wear these for the episode? And Jared, you wanted to wear this.

[Jared]

Anteaters have 19 inch long tongues. I mean, just think about having a 19 inch tongue.

[Shane Dawson]

Think about it.

[Chris]

I think about it all the time.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, but is that the truth?

[Jared]

Well, yeah, because they get into the holes and they go.

[Lizzy]

Because I'm going to go to a party and tell somebody that and they're going to be like, huh?

[Shane Dawson]

What party?

[Chris]

Yeah, I was going to say, you're not going to any fucking parties, bro.

[Lizzy]

I'm going to go shopping for furniture and tell somebody.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. So we have a lot planned. We also have a game that Spencer has prepared. I am very excited about this. There is a costume involved for Spencer. It's a lot going on. Yeah, yeah. Later in the show, we are going to be playing our version of Family Feud. Oh, that's right. And I've never seen it.

[Chris]

I've never seen it either.

[Rylan Adams]

What? I love Family Feud.

[Lizzy]

What is it?

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, is this the one with Steve Harvey? Yes. Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Name something you might hurt yourself riding on a penis. Shut up, nasty ass. So for, you know, for the next few minutes of this episode while we're catching up on each other's lives, if you want to throw in a good answer every once in a while. Yeah, you could take that.

[Jared]

Good answer. Good answer.

[Shane Dawson]

So how are you guys? What's going on? What's the tea? Sandy, you had a birthday. What'd you do?

[Rylan Adams]

We had a. Yeah, I had. I was like, we had a birthday. I had a birthday. We went to Catalina. It was fun. We went, you know, stayed at a haunted hotel.

[Lizzy]

Did you feel haunted?

[Rylan Adams]

I felt terrified. From the moment the lady told me, I was terrified.

[Shane Dawson]

Did you see anything?

[Jared]

Well, well, we didn't know it was haunted.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, but.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you and I unintentionally went to a haunted hotel.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Chris]

What a nightmare.

[Shane Dawson]

Like in the middle of the night you check the Yelp and you were like, oh, worse.

[Jared]

Actually, we checked in. It was incredible. We got upgraded to this amazing suite because they gave us the wrong room initially. So then we go on a haunted golf cart tour because we didn't want to do the walking tour. And the first thing the lady says is, all the hotels are haunted. Oh, Especially the one that we're in.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, it just matters. We were in that hotel.

[Jared]

There's this one room in particular that' the most haunted, and it was our room.

[Rylan Adams]

So she didn't know. She didn't know that it was our hotel. She was just like, yeah, this hotel's really haunted. And Jared and I looked at each other and then she goes, and this room in particular is like the most haunted with the most activity. And Jared and I were, like, staring at each other like, what?

[Lizzy]

So their upgrade was actually a fuck you.

[Jared]

Yeah. And then she got really excited. She's like, you gotta tell me about what happens tonight.

[Rylan Adams]

She's like, that's so awesome. And I was just like, wait, what's the lore?

[Jared]

It's. Well, Clark Gable, who was an actor in old Hollywood, right? It was his room that he would stay in all the time, and he would throw parties like these two day ragers. And evidently you can hear them partying up there all the time when you're staying there.

[Chris]

That sounds like a great vibe.

[Jared]

Yeah. But we bought a ghost detecting machine, and I haven't even looked at the footage yet. Well, we just kept it on the bed because Sandy was too afraid for me to keep going.

[Rylan Adams]

Like, okay, are you here?

[Shane Dawson]

Are you here?

[Rylan Adams]

Let me tell you, you don't want.

[Lizzy]

To open the doorway. It's like a welcome mat.

[Jared]

Yeah, I spent 25 bucks on the ghost machine. I want to know if it works.

[Rylan Adams]

You know, the lady was talking about. She showed us a video because she does, like, she's part of this group and they go hunt ghosts. And so in the video, she's like. The guy's like, is anyone here? Is anyone here? And, like, stuff is happening and you hear voices. So we go back to the hotel, and Jared was like, all right, let's put it on the bed. Nothing happens. And then Jared goes, okay, well, the guy said something, so let's try. He goes, is anyone here? And I said, nope, we're not doing that. And he's like, clark, are you there? And so I just. I just turned it off and was like, no, we're not doing that.

[Jared]

Are you here?

[Rylan Adams]

No, I love. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that, my love.

[Jared]

Clark.

[Rylan Adams]

No, my love, we're not doing that.

[Jared]

Yeah, so. So either it's a very haunted island or we definitely fell into a tourist trap. I don't know. But the lady was very convincing.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, it was really good. Yeah, so that's what we've been up to.

[Lizzy]

They also went On a helicopter ride.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, yeah, we did go on a helicopter ride. Yeah, we're taking a helicopter tour.

[Shane Dawson]

You guys had literally, like, a bachelor date. Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

You went to Catalina, the island. You went to a little hotel. You helicopter tour.

[Jared]

I've been getting really into fish and chips.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, yeah, that's it.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I love your new Chinese chicken salad.

[Jared]

Shout out to BJ's. You know who you're talking. You know I'm talking about BJ's.

[Shane Dawson]

Got it. Restaurant.

[Spencer]

There.

[Lizzy]

That's a chill restaurant.

[Spencer]

I've never.

[Shane Dawson]

I was like, whoa.

[Jared]

But BJ's has possibly the best fish and chips I've had. Better than the lobster trap in Catalina, I would say, which is, like, a notorious fish and chip spot.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Rylan Adams]

But for a lobster roll, you got to go to the lobster trap.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Chris]

Sounds like a trap, though, right?

[Rylan Adams]

It's all a trap.

[Shane Dawson]

I've always wanted to move there. In the back of my mind, I would love to live on that island.

[Jared]

Really?

[Shane Dawson]

For some reason, you look like you own that island.

[Jared]

Good answer.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, I had an idea for a little mini segment before we get to the game. I had a really embarrassing moment this week, and I was talking to Spencer about it, and then he had an embarrassing moment this week, and I was like, what if we talk about our top embarrassing moments of the last two weeks? Who wants to go first? Chris, did you have anything embarrassing happen to you in the last two weeks? Oh, God. Embarrass. I don't know. Everything I do is embarrassing. Like, just like saying hi to people is embarrassing. I mess up handshakes all the time. Straight guys always try to do the cool straight guy handshakes with me, and I can never do it. What's a straight guy? You know, like this thing, this cool thing that I can't do gay people aren't doing.

[Jared]

It's a dap.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what I mean?

[Jared]

Oh, I can't reach. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

All my gay friends just hug each other. So I'm used to hugging, and then, like, some. Yeah, a cool straight guy comes up and go. And it's always different, and I can't. How do. Jared, you're straight. How do. How do you just know what it's gonna be?

[Jared]

I just put my fist out and do the fist bump, dude. I don't let any complications happen. I set the expectation.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, but also, like, there's a lot of Latino guys in my life, and they'll, like, hug after sometime. You know, the dapping and the half hug.

[Spencer]

I don't Know there's two things, but.

[Shane Dawson]

So that happened many times in the last couple weeks, and every time I want to die. Why are you meeting so many people?

[Rylan Adams]

Where are you going?

[Shane Dawson]

How do girls greet each other?

[Lizzy]

I just don't want to touch. Let's just say hello.

[Spencer]

I know.

[Shane Dawson]

What do you guys do?

[Chris]

I'm very awkward. I don't like being.

[Rylan Adams]

I learned. I learned not to hug Lizzie. My mother, she doesn't like it.

[Chris]

My mother in law, even though she's. Can I have a hug for me?

[Shane Dawson]

Like, don't like hugs?

[Chris]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

Rylan didn't like hugs, and now he loves hugs.

[Chris]

See, we're weird.

[Rylan Adams]

I don't know about them.

[Chris]

You might like them. From you.

[Lizzy]

From you.

[Chris]

From you. I like them from Joe.

[Jared]

Oh, I kind of do the Christian side hug.

[Lizzy]

I'm fine with that.

[Jared]

Just a little Christian.

[Lizzy]

I'm not mad about Jared's side hug.

[Jared]

Yeah, he's always like, yeah, we don't do no chest to chest happenings.

[Shane Dawson]

So mine is embarrassing, but also the most embarrassing part of it hasn't actually happened yet. That'll be happening this Wednesday. So how do I explain this?

[Lizzy]

So we're doing our thing. Okay.

[Chris]

What thing?

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so we're not fully doing the thing. Oh, no, we're, you know, we're like lazy doing the thing. The laziest version of doing the thing. We're evacuated. It's stressful. We're like tired. So it's like very, very sad, sad thing. And while we're doing the thing, I look down, which I try not to do.

[Lizzy]

No, I brought attention to this.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, no, I looked and. And you looked at it, and I was like, what? And then you were like, huh? And I was like, what? And then I saw like a. Not a bump, not a lump, not a grub. I feel like Mr. Snuck.

[Spencer]

You look like you should be talking like that.

[Chris]

This whole story has been a riddle.

[Shane Dawson]

Not a lump, not a bump, not.

[Chris]

A grump or a rump.

[Shane Dawson]

Not a grump or a rump. But as Spencer explained it, when I explained it, he said, oh, like a speed bump.

[Lizzy]

Shane thought he had an epiphany after this too. So that night, after he told Spencer about it, he goes, oh, Spencer had a good way of describing it. I said, you're talking about this with Spencer.

[Chris]

Also, I'm so confused as to where the.

[Spencer]

Yeah, you guys are being so fake.

[Shane Dawson]

Let me go back. Okay, so Ryland's touching my dick, feels something, makes a noise. I look down and there is like a.

[Lizzy]

A speed bump.

[Shane Dawson]

I cannot. I'm, like, freaking out at this point. I'm Googling, and he's just laying there. So I'm like, yeah, I'm on Google. And it's like everything that's popping up is like, assist or a bump or like a tiny white or whatever. Not what I had. Mine is like, what Spencer said, a speed bump. So I'm freaking out. So now, okay, we're evacuated from the fires. We had the flu. I now have a new development on my penis. I'm terrified. So I'm like, okay, I'm just not going to think about this until we're back home, hopefully. And whatever. Whatever. So finally, we're back home, everything's good. Two days go by, we start to do a thing, and I cannot stay hard. And I'm like, I'm sorry. And he's like, you're thinking about it? I'm like, well, yes, because I don't know what it is. It's freaking me out. And so. So I'm like, okay, we need to get a picture of it.

[Lizzy]

Well, the thing is that you also left out is it's only there when I'm hard. When he's hard.

[Shane Dawson]

So when it's not hard, it appears.

[Lizzy]

When he's not hard.

[Shane Dawson]

Now does. Yes. So that is weird to me because I'm like, why is this happening? There's no vein on it. There's no. It's not hard. It's just like.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, because I'm thinking. I'm assuming you're going to go to the doctors on Wednesday. So then how does that work out if you can only see it when you.

[Shane Dawson]

So. And let me explain why. Why I was telling Spencer about this. First of all, me and Spencer talk about medical.

[Lizzy]

Oh. I mean, I also don't.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. Rylan had a ball issue. Spencer talked about his ball issue. And we were talking about the podcast, and I was like, should I talk about this? Because something happened. So this is the embarrassing moment. So. So I'm Googling, and I find a penis. Doctor, Urologist, shout out. And I give them a call, and a girl answers, and she's like, hello. And I'm like, okay, did I just call a random person? I don't think so. But I'm like, hi, I have a new development, and I need to get a check. She goes. She's. She laughs. And then she goes, what do you mean? And I was like, on my penis, I have a situation. She goes, what type of situation? And I was like, you know, I could talk to the doctor About? She's like, well, I need to know what it is so I know what to say. And I was like, well, it's like a. It's not a lump. It's not enough. And I hadn't talked to Spencer yet, so I didn't know it was a speed bump. And I was like, it's like a ridge. And then she literally goes, okay. Laughs at me.

[Spencer]

And I'm just like, no.

[Shane Dawson]

So then I'm like, yeah, so. And then she goes. Goes. She's like, okay, well, let me look. And you know what? So she's scheduling me with the doctor. And then I said, this is really uncomfortable to ask, but, like, so it's only there when I'm hard. And she goes. Laughs again. And I'm like, okay. And. And I said, so how is the doctor gonna see it? Do you know what I mean? Because, like, how do I. And then she goes, I don't know. Oh. And I was like, hey, Tina, maybe you can ask him. I don't know. I was like, well, I don't know. Maybe you should ask her, like, should I take a picture? Cause I don't really want to, like, do that in the office or I don't really know. And then she let me ask, and then she comes back later. She's like, yeah, no, just take pictures. That's fine. I was like, okay. And then she laughs again. And she's like, all right, well, see you then. And so I go to the Yelp page because I'm like, that was kind of weird, but whatever. I go to the Yelp page, and it's like a lot of one star reviews. And I'm like, oh, that's scary. I hope the doctor's not bad. I look at all the. All the reviews for the doctor are great. Amazing. Love him. Love him. And then all the bad reviews are. The receptionist laughed at me. The receptionist just kept laughing at me. All I was trying to do is explain my penis. There was, like 10 reviews.

[Chris]

All I was trying to do is explain my penis.

[Rylan Adams]

Tina is definitely not going to miss work Wednesday.

[Shane Dawson]

No, she's not. So we're laying there watching Drag Race, and I, you know, whatever. The show's over, and I turn to Rylan. I'm like, okay, we need to take a picture. Because I need a picture, right? It was a whole nightmare, but we ended up getting a picture. I hope you delete all the other ones. And so we have that. I don't. I'm. I don't know. I'm very, very scared. I Hope it's nothing. But you have to come with me because I need the D doctor to know that even though it doesn't look great in the picture, I'm married and somebody likes it. Right?

[Chris]

Oh, the. Just the general.

[Lizzy]

That is embarrassing. I hate going. I hate when any doctor needs to check out my penis. It's my worst uncomfortable.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I'm hoping because it's only a hard problem, he won't have to see my soft one.

[Jared]

So he's gonna walk in there guns ablazing or what?

[Shane Dawson]

No, I took. Although I did google it and it said if the doctor really needs to investigate, they'll give you a shot in your dick to make it hard. No, that's a thing like Viagra, I guess. But I was like, I don't want to do that.

[Chris]

That sounds like some torture shit.

[Rylan Adams]

Sounds hateful.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, Spencer.

[Spencer]

Yeah, mine is something probably relatable. It's. So I had been driving illegally without a license for a little bit. So I finally got my California license and I kind of. You kind of forget. I was like, you're at the dmv. It's such an annoying process. You're there for so long. You have to go to all these like, windows, blah, blah, blah, blah. I was kind of sick and I was like, oh, yeah, take the picture, whatever. And then I got the. I forgot about it. And then I got the license like a week later, like, oh, I look awful. And like, oh. So it's just like a bad picture.

[Shane Dawson]

You look like you're 13 and you just tried drugs for the first time.

[Spencer]

I know. Like my hair. It's not like the probably was. It just. I get it. And I was like, oh, yeah, this. This is going to be my license for the next four years.

[Lizzy]

Like and longer than that because you can just auto renew for your. Like mine's. My picture is from when I was 21.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, yeah, but you can always opt out to get a new photo.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, but who wants to go to the dmv?

[Shane Dawson]

We should all go to the DMV and photos really quick. I had the craziest. I know. It's so annoying when people talk about their dreams because it didn't happen.

[Lizzy]

I wonder why everyone has the precursor. Dreams are annoying because sometimes I find them not annoying because they're your own.

[Shane Dawson]

But when there are other people, you're just kinda like, okay, didn't happen. But I did. I do want to figure this out because I had a dream last night that Whoopi Goldberg came up to me at Chili's And I was like, oh, my God, Whoopi. And she was really small, like, really, really little. And I was like, oh, my God, Whoopi. And she was just like, huh? And I was like, can I get a picture? And she's like, yeah. And then she looked me in my face, and she goes, I want to kiss you. And I said, whoopi, not here. I'm married. And then she goes, so ask him. And I was just like, okay. And you were in the car, so I called you, and I was like, he's gonna say yes. And I called him, and I was like. I was like, rylan, Whoopi Goldberg is here, and she wants me to kiss her.

[Lizzy]

I'd say without tongue is fine.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you. But the dream stopped right after that, so I didn't get the answer. And then when I woke up, I forgot. So my question is, Rylan, if Whoopi.

[Lizzy]

Goldberg and me had a moment without tongue, it's fine.

[Shane Dawson]

Really?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

You're crazy.

[Lizzy]

A little peck.

[Shane Dawson]

But what's like, okay, are there certain?

[Lizzy]

Like, up to five seconds.

[Shane Dawson]

So that's a long. What about RuPaul?

[Lizzy]

No. Wait, why not?

[Jared]

Ru?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, why not?

[Lizzy]

Because he's a threat. He's 6, 8.

[Shane Dawson]

He's had a show, and Whoopi's not. And Whoopi from Sister Act, Ghost and the.

[Chris]

Is it the View?

[Lizzy]

Okay, I take it back, Shane, you can kiss RuPaul.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Good answer, good answer, good answer.

[Chris]

I love good answers so much.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, well, speaking of good answers. Good answers, good answer. We're gonna take a quick little break, and when we come back, Family Feud. Get ready. It's. You're not ready for what's about to happen to Spencer. Get ready.

[Spencer]

It's true.

[Shane Dawson]

Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. Guys, look at my new shirt. I have been waiting to put this shirt out for so long. Let me explain. I know you're like, what? It's just a gray shirt. No, no, no. It is my response to people like myself who are way too hot to wear hoodies, but also like the idea of a gray hoodie. So I was like, I want to make a T shirt using gray hoodie material, so if you actually look, it's the same, like, thickness as a gray hoodie. It has a stitching like a gray hoodie, and I had my SD logo embroidered right here, and it's in shiny metallic fabric, and I really love it. So, yes. This is my Shetty. Whoa. My shirt. Hood. Should he shouldy. You should. If you want? Yes, I'm very excited about it. This is the second piece. Piece. This is my second piece from my collection. If you guys remember, around Christmas time last year, I came out with that denim hoodie, the dirty, and that had the same SD logo embroidered on it. So, yeah, this is like part two, drop two. I just want to try something different with my merch. I've been having a lot of fun designing it and coming up with ideas. So if you guys like it, let me know. It is now available on the website. Also the denim hoodie and everything's on sale on the website. All the old merch, all the grower merch, farmer merch, everything's on sale. And yeah, hopefully you enjoy the shitty. Speaking of things that you should do, you should create a website of literally anything you want. And the easiest, best, most fashionable way to do that is by using Squarespace. That's right. If you don't already know, I've talked about Squarespace before. They are the all in one website platform for entrepreneurs to stand out and succeed online. They make it easy to create a beautiful website, engage with your audience, and sell anything from products to content, all in one place, all on your terms. Okay, so last time I talked about Squarespace, I asked you guys, I was like, if you use it, use my code, make a website and send it to me to our email and we'll review them on the show. Well, guess what you get. What is that? Oh, they're jellyfish. Why did that scare me? We have a submission today. Hold on. This is from Jamie Doig. She said, hey, Shane and friends, I hope you're doing well. You mentioned that we could share the websites that we made on Squarespace and that you'd possibly look at them. I just finished mine and I'm so proud of it. It's a portfolio site for my design work and I wanted to share. So here we go. I'm looking at for the first time. This is jamiedoig.com. oh, it's cute. I love it. Hey, I'm Jamie. It's Jamie, right? Is it Jaime? I think it's Jamie. And look at her looking so put together. And when you click on projects, it shows what she can work on. She can make you all these different Instagram layouts and merch design. I love it. No notes. So thank you, Jamie, for using Squarespace. So let me explain what Squarespace does, how it works. It is so easy to create your own website. It can be about anything. It can be about a topic you love. It can be about yourself. If you're a small business, it could be about your products. They use design intelligence, which means you can build a beautiful, more personalized website tailored to your unique needs and make it specifically for you. It's not just gonna look like every other website. They also allow you to sell content. So if you're a creator and you wanna sell like exclusive videos, or if you're an online coach and you wanna sell sessions or literally anything you wanna put behind a paywall. Squarespace makes it so easy to sell content. All you do is set the price, choose whether to charge a one time fee or subscription, and it's that easy. They also have email campaigns that you can use to reach your audience. All the tools you need to engage with your subscribers, drive sales and simplify your audience management. And they have Squarespace payments, which is the easiest way to manage your payments in one place. With Squarespace, your customers have all the popular options to pay Klarna, Ach direct deposit, Apple Pay afterpay. So please check it out if you haven't already. Make your own website. Have fun, try it out. Just go to squarespace.com for a free trial and when you're ready to launch your site, go to squarespace.com to save 10% off of your first purchase of a website or domain. So just sign up, use code grower and if you end up making a website, please email it to us. Shane Dawson, podcast gmail.com Let us know a little bit about yourself, about the site and we can review it. So thank you so much to Squarespace and I will see you guys later in the episode. See you later.

[Jared]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Jared]

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[Shane Dawson]

Not available in all states. Okay, welcome back. And oh my God, is Spencer Dr. Phil? Oh my God, no. But that's everything.

[Lizzy]

I think I'd rather be on Dr. Phil.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, don't.

[Spencer]

No, no, no.

[Shane Dawson]

We're doing Family Feud.

[Spencer]

Okay, you win money. You can win money on Family Feud.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. Oh, and as you guys can see, it's a growers versus the farmers.

[Chris]

I see it. Poor Sandy.

[Rylan Adams]

I'm so nervous now. Yeah, that's unfortunate.

[Lizzy]

We might not be the winning team, but we're the fun team.

[Chris]

Super fun, fun Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

So, yes, it is the farmers versus the growers. And please Ignore our different sizes of. We had to go through, like, a rat infested bin with old merch in it, cuz, like, nice.

[Lizzy]

There were a couple mice and it was in a shed, but yes.

[Shane Dawson]

So farmers versus growers. And there is a prize. So the winning team of. What are we calling this farmer feud? The winning team.

[Lizzy]

Right answer or what is it?

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer, good answer.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Jared]

I feel so confident.

[Shane Dawson]

Will win real money. A hundred dollars of Disney cash, which can only be used at Disneyland, which I'll explain later in the show, because now that I'm thinking about it, I didn't explain that.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, exciting.

[Spencer]

Stay tuned.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, break it down. How does this game work?

[Spencer]

All right, y'all, welcome here to Farmer Fury. We got two families. You got the farmer family, we got the grower family here we are playing for a hundred dollars of Disney, and we are gonna have a blast, folks. Am I right? All right, all right. Should we just get into it?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

So the way Family Views works is we polled the audience on the growers and farmers chat in Instagram that you guys did not look at. Hopefully we did not. They gave us some answers. We have five answers for each question, and you are gonna have to guess what the audience responded to for the question provided. Now, to start off the game, we're gonna have. Let's have Sandy. Let's have Grace. Come on down.

[Lizzy]

Take your shake.

[Rylan Adams]

They always, like, dance up to the podium.

[Jared]

Well, then they shake hands.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, what kinds of shake?

[Spencer]

All right, the question on the board is name the best item from a fast food restaurant. Sandy.

[Rylan Adams]

A chicken Big Mac.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer.

[Chris]

Good answer, good answer.

[Jared]

Okay, good answer.

[Shane Dawson]

No, she's not on our team.

[Jared]

Yeah, but that's a good answer for us.

[Lizzy]

A crunchwrap supreme.

[Spencer]

Show me chicken Big Mac.

[Shane Dawson]

Chris, Chili cheese fries.

[Spencer]

What, you think the top five item on a fast food menu is a. Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Well, I thought like. Like.

[Shane Dawson]

Like animal fries. In and out, like that kind of. Is that what you meant?

[Spencer]

Do you want to revise? Do you want to revise?

[Shane Dawson]

That's not the same thing.

[Lizzy]

You guys have to think about the masses.

[Chris]

He said chili cheese fries, and we all heard it.

[Shane Dawson]

And that is.

[Spencer]

Show me chili cheese fries.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Spencer]

No, that's not even.

[Rylan Adams]

No, no, Wait, so do we play then?

[Jared]

Well, no, you guys just get one more.

[Spencer]

You get one more chance. All right, Sandy, we do have no right answers on the board. Name the best item from a fact food restaurant.

[Rylan Adams]

French fries.

[Spencer]

Yay.

[Shane Dawson]

Sandy, would you.

[Spencer]

Would the farmer team like to play?

[Rylan Adams]

We like to play.

[Lizzy]

We'd Love to play.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Let's play Name the best item from a fast food restaurant. By the way, we're gonna. Each team is gonna have two strikes. If you hit both your strikes, the other team has the option to put an answer on the board. If they get it right, they win the round.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Lizzy]

Chick Fil a chicken sandwich.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Chris]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me the Chick Fil a chicken sandwich. The farmer team has one strike. Now, Lizzy, I hear that you have a baby. Is that true?

[Chris]

I do have a baby, and I will not be serving him at a fast food restaurant.

[Spencer]

Okay, Lizzy, name the number one. Name the best item from a fast food restaurant.

[Chris]

Best item from a fast food restaurant. A Frosty.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer. Good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me Frosty.

[Shane Dawson]

What? Yes.

[Jared]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

All right, now the grower team has to all huddle up and act like they're talking to each other.

[Lizzy]

Which ones?

[Shane Dawson]

Bell Crunch Wrap. Are you kidding me?

[Jared]

I do like that one. But I also think in n out burgers are good.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, but that's not world.

[Jared]

They're regional. They're regional. Absolutely.

[Spencer]

Grower, I need an answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Spencer]

Name a best item from the fast food restaurant.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm switching it up. McDonald's chicken nuggets.

[Spencer]

Show me McNuggets.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

That is the number three answer on the board. So the grower family takes the first round. Now let's see what else was on the board. The number two answer was Crispy Fountain Soda.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh.

[Spencer]

The number four answer was Crunchwrap Supreme.

[Jared]

Oh, that was a good one.

[Spencer]

And the number five answer was Orange Chicken from Panda Express. Good one.

[Jared]

Classic.

[Rylan Adams]

Classic.

[Lizzy]

I really should have gone with my Crunchwrap instinct.

[Chris]

Yeah, that was both of our instincts, and neither of us said it. It was just crazy.

[Spencer]

All right, now we're going to have another round. Show me Jared. Show me Lizzy. Come on up.

[Rylan Adams]

You got this.

[Spencer]

We pulled the audience and we asked them to name us the biggest boner killer during sex.

[Chris]

Oh, I didn't. I didn't realize you were starting.

[Spencer]

That's okay, Jared.

[Shane Dawson]

Heartburn.

[Spencer]

Show me heartburn.

[Shane Dawson]

It was a good answer.

[Chris]

So it goes to me.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Name the biggest boner killer during sex.

[Chris]

Thinking about your grandma.

[Spencer]

Show me. Think about grandma. Incorrect.

[Jared]

Wait, okay, so I have another thing.

[Spencer]

That'S on my soundboard.

[Shane Dawson]

Something a burglar would not want to see when he breaks into a house naked. Grandma naked. Huh? What?

[Spencer]

All right, Jared, you have another chance to take it. Name one of the biggest boner killers during sex.

[Jared]

A phone call.

[Spencer]

Show me phone call. Show Me phone call. All right, Lizzy.

[Chris]

Pain.

[Spencer]

Show me pain.

[Chris]

Where are you looking?

[Spencer]

He points at the board when he does it.

[Chris]

I was looking for something.

[Jared]

Show us pain.

[Spencer]

Show us pain.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Rylan Adams]

That's okay.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Spencer]

All right, I guess we'll keep going.

[Jared]

Jared. Erectile dysfunction. Soft wiener.

[Spencer]

Show me soft wiener. Jared, would the girlfriend. We like to play?

[Jared]

We would. Let's play.

[Spencer]

All right, so you got the number three answer on the board. Now, Shane. I hear you have a set of twins yourself. How's that going?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, they're double the trouble, Steve.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah, that's. Know that. Now she can name.

[Shane Dawson]

Name.

[Spencer]

Name one of the biggest boner killers during sex.

[Chris]

A fart.

[Spencer]

A fart.

[Jared]

That's a good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me fart.

[Lizzy]

Good answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer.

[Jared]

What? Some people are into it. I didn't think about it, but some people are into it. But good answer. Good answer, Shane.

[Spencer]

Now, Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

Bloating, bloating, bloating. Show me bloating.

[Lizzy]

Does it ever come hard?

[Spencer]

Yeah. So they hit if he's like. So now the Farmer family has a chance to answer and steal around.

[Chris]

Don't this up.

[Lizzy]

Thank you.

[Rylan Adams]

We should be, like, crying baby.

[Lizzy]

I was thinking bad breath. Wow.

[Spencer]

Oh.

[Rylan Adams]

Both good. All right, you guys decide.

[Lizzy]

Oh, what do you have?

[Jared]

Could be a result.

[Chris]

I don't even have sex. Is it me?

[Spencer]

How'd she get that baby? Farmer family. I need an answer.

[Lizzy]

I'm gonna stick with bad boy breath.

[Spencer]

Show me bad breath.

[Chris]

Good answer.

[Jared]

Y.

[Spencer]

All right, let's see what was left on the board. You guys got bad breath and soft wiener. The number one answer. The number five answer on the board was Lizzy Gordon. Pet comes into the room.

[Jared]

Oh, that is awkward.

[Spencer]

Number four was stinky crotch area.

[Rylan Adams]

Whoa.

[Spencer]

And the number one answer on the board was what? Lack of foreplay?

[Shane Dawson]

Specific.

[Spencer]

All right, we have one point each. And now we're gonna have. Show me Shane. Show me Rylan.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, you got the Shane.

[Spencer]

Name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

That was me. Okay. Okay. And I say this with love, Chris at the hospital.

[Spencer]

Show me hospital. Yeah.

[Jared]

What an answer.

[Spencer]

That is the.

[Lizzy]

I didn't run into him when I. I was there.

[Spencer]

It's a big building now.

[Lizzy]

Grow family.

[Spencer]

Would you like to play?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, hell yeah.

[Spencer]

I don't know why he asked that, because I don't know what the other option is.

[Lizzy]

Can you say.

[Rylan Adams]

Well, you pass it. Let them guess.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

If they don't think they're gonna get it. Okay. All right. Grower family dinner.

[Shane Dawson]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Spencer]

Okay, so the number three answer is off the board. I think we're back to Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

Name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know if this is, like, this has happened a lot to a few of us, but I'm. I'm going to say Walmart.

[Jared]

That's a good answer. That's the best answer.

[Spencer]

Me. Walmart.

[Jared]

Number one answer on the board.

[Spencer]

He's got. That's the number one answer on the board. Walmart in parentheses. Looking for Hot Wheels. Now, Jared, name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

Chilies.

[Spencer]

Good answer for me.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer.

[Jared]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

Unfortunately, not.

[Jared]

All right, all right.

[Spencer]

One strike. Shane, Name a place you would run into one of the members of the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

See, this is specific, and it's only a certain time of year, but maybe you guys. Maybe Dutch Bros. Dutch Bros. That's a good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me Dutch Bros. Do we have one more guess? All right, farmer family, you have another chance to steal. Confer with each other right now.

[Rylan Adams]

Disneyland.

[Shane Dawson]

That's what I was thinking.

[Lizzy]

Which one?

[Jared]

Unless.

[Rylan Adams]

Would you order else to eat?

[Chris]

I was gonna say Olive Garden, but I think Disneyland is really good too.

[Jared]

I think Olive Garden's a better one.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, for sure.

[Chris]

For sure. Oh, no, I think it's just.

[Lizzy]

You pick, Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Rylan Adams]

All right. Disneyland.

[Spencer]

Show me Disneyland.

[Shane Dawson]

We won.

[Rylan Adams]

What?

[Spencer]

Grower family steals the round.

[Rylan Adams]

I thought for sure that was going to be on there.

[Spencer]

Let's see. The number one answer was Walmart. The number two answer was. Was the McDonald's drive thru getting Diet Coke. The number four answer was a swap meet flea market. And the number five answer was sitting in a car in a random fast food parking lot with the Sif crew. You guys are just getting too specific.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. Dang it.

[Spencer]

All right, it's two to one right now. Now can we have. Show me Sandy. Show me Chris.

[Chris]

I thought it was a really good answer.

[Spencer]

All right, hands on buzzers, folks. Now, we asked our audience to name something your partner does to piss you off on purpose.

[Rylan Adams]

Sandy Chews loudly.

[Spencer]

Show me. Loud chewing Hooray. Number two answer off the board. Would you guys like to play or pass?

[Rylan Adams]

Play.

[Shane Dawson]

All right.

[Spencer]

All right. Lizzy.

[Chris]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

I hear you have a partner.

[Shane Dawson]

I do.

[Spencer]

I bet that's fun. Name something your partner does to purposely piss you off.

[Lizzy]

I don't know. Whatever you want, farts. Whatever you want.

[Spencer]

Show me fart.

[Rylan Adams]

That's okay. That's okay. Good answer.

[Spencer]

It doesn't Feel okay now, Rylan, you have one strike. You gotta get this one. Name something your partner does or the audience's partner does to purposely piss them off.

[Shane Dawson]

It's hard to even think of anything, huh?

[Spencer]

I'm gonna need an answer.

[Chris]

Sounds like you thought of something.

[Shane Dawson]

You rat.

[Lizzy]

Doesn't do. Doesn't clean their Stanley Cups.

[Chris]

Good answer.

[Rylan Adams]

That's a great answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

If he doesn't clean the Stanley Cups.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, are you kidding me?

[Rylan Adams]

That's okay. We'll get it.

[Spencer]

Maybe we should get three strikes. You're running through these. All right, Grow, Rimley. You confer with each other, you have a chance to steal. What about, like, name something your partner does to piss you off?

[Shane Dawson]

Doesn't listen.

[Jared]

Choose loudly. Sure to send that.

[Shane Dawson]

Picks. Boogers. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That's specific.

[Jared]

I don't know if it's leaves a toilet seat up. Burgers. The burgers. I don't know.

[Chris]

I have a great one.

[Lizzy]

Okay, Jerrican, tell us.

[Shane Dawson]

You take it to whichever one you feel. Oh, I'm scared.

[Spencer]

All right. Grow our family. I'm gonna need an answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Eats.

[Jared]

Boogers, eats.

[Shane Dawson]

Is that what we say?

[Jared]

No, you can't eat them unless you pick them. Pick boogers, Steve.

[Spencer]

Picking and then eating the boogers. Show me that the Farmer family's gonna steal.

[Chris]

Do we huddle?

[Rylan Adams]

I think we win this game.

[Spencer]

You won. You won.

[Chris]

I'd like to huddle.

[Spencer]

Steve, you can huddle a shirt. Go ahead. Wait, so what's the score? Is it 12222? All right, so the number five answer. Answer, which I was surprised by, was take super long poops on purpose.

[Chris]

Damn, I could kill my husband over that ship every day.

[Spencer]

The number four answer was breaking up with them in a dream. The number two, the number three amateur was just weaponized incompetence.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Spencer]

And the number one answer on the board, you guys could have had it. Was not listening. Selective hearing.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Spencer]

Bye. All right, show me Lizzy, Chevy, Jared. For the next two rounds, we're going to do a three free strike policy so we can do more answers. Now, hands on buzzers, folks. Name something that gets passed around.

[Chris]

The clap.

[Spencer]

Show me the clap.

[Chris]

Or should I just say SD you?

[Lizzy]

I've been a nasty girl.

[Spencer]

Jared. Name something that gets passed around.

[Shane Dawson]

Sorry, everyone.

[Jared]

Something that gets passed around. A joint.

[Spencer]

Show me a joint. Would you guys like to play Grow our family. So the number two answer is off the board. Name something.

[Shane Dawson]

Shane.

[Spencer]

Name something that gets passed around.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, it's hard. I don't.

[Spencer]

I'm gonna need an answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Something that gets passed around. Pass me the. Hey, pass me the. Pass me the salt. Salt. Good answer.

[Spencer]

Good answer. Show me salt. All right, so Chris, you are up. You got one strike. Name something that gets passed around.

[Shane Dawson]

A basket of bread at a restaurant. I don't know. That's specifically.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Sounds delicious.

[Spencer]

A basket of bread at a restaurant.

[Chris]

Chili cheese fries. Just kidding.

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Rylan Adams]

So good.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I just thought of a better one. Dang.

[Spencer]

Well, your team. Team. We're playing with three strikes now, so you got one more shot. Jared, name something that gets passed around.

[Shane Dawson]

Are we allowed to confer? Because they do.

[Lizzy]

We don't.

[Chris]

It's because we're, like, half a person.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, you guys have been conferring the whole time. We don't.

[Rylan Adams]

I mean, he did give you salt.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know if. Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Oh, good job, Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

Right? You guys at church. A collection plate. I don't know. I don't know if that's good.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, that's.

[Spencer]

Ooh.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, so we are doing it.

[Chris]

That's good.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know if it is.

[Spencer]

It might be bad.

[Shane Dawson]

It might be terrible.

[Spencer]

Jared, name something that gets passed around.

[Jared]

A collection plate.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

Show me a collection plate. All right, farmer family, you have a chance to steal. Confer with your teammates.

[Rylan Adams]

All right, what are you guys thinking?

[Chris]

I'm thinking of cold.

[Lizzy]

I'm thinking of baby.

[Rylan Adams]

Thinking baby? Yeah.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Baby or cold?

[Chris]

It's a cold.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, let's do it.

[Lizzy]

Okay, it's a cold.

[Spencer]

Show me cold.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Is it baby on there?

[Spencer]

This is a tough one. Baby was not on there. The number five answer was the Julie Chen wig.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

The number four answer was my ex. A lot of people said my ex. The number three answer on the board was Ryland, in his 20s.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought you said that.

[Spencer]

And the number one answer on the.

[Lizzy]

Board was about to discover what we like and don't like before we settle down.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Amen. Preach.

[Spencer]

The number one answer on the board was Chuck E. Cheese pizza.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that was literally Chucky Cheese. Wow. They're. The audience is way more inventive than me.

[Spencer]

All right, growers up three to two. Show me Shane. Show me Rylan. We polled audience and we asked them to name what they. Who they think is the biggest celebrity grower. Oh, Shane.

[Chris]

It did sound like Shane.

[Shane Dawson]

It was me, right?

[Spencer]

Yeah, it sounded like.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, I think that was me.

[Lizzy]

I don't have a great answer anyway.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, I kind of want to say Dr. Phil, but I'm not going to say that.

[Spencer]

I think he's got a big, big. How do you know he's a big guy? He's like 65 or something like that. That doesn't mean he has a big name. He's got that energy from experience.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay, Steve Harvey.

[Spencer]

Us bald mustache guys got to stick together.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I have one. Oh, but I don't like getting political.

[Chris]

Do it.

[Spencer]

All right, Jane, name the biggest celebrity grower.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm going to say President Trump.

[Spencer]

Show me our current President Trump.

[Jared]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

I thought he is a grower. You're right. Doesn't he talk about there's a statue?

[Jared]

So I'm pretty sure of him as a grower.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Spencer]

Well, this is. You gotta pick it up with the audience. You might be right.

[Shane Dawson]

They didn't want to get political either.

[Spencer]

Yeah, Ryland.

[Lizzy]

I feel like this is offensive. If it's wrong, you know, like, say it.

[Shane Dawson]

Ryland.

[Lizzy]

As the shower, I wonder if people just, like, took it literal and said, like, Shane, good answer.

[Chris]

Good answer.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me Shane Dawson.

[Chris]

Then.

[Spencer]

Number one answer off the board. Farmer family. You like to play?

[Rylan Adams]

We want.

[Lizzy]

If we don't, we just win, right?

[Spencer]

No, they get to play.

[Rylan Adams]

And if they get to play.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah, we're. We're going to play.

[Rylan Adams]

All right, this is very helpful.

[Spencer]

All right, Sandy, name the bit. One of the biggest celebrity growers. Number one answers off the board.

[Rylan Adams]

Jared Goody. Jared Goody.

[Spencer]

Show me Jared.

[Shane Dawson]

Jared.

[Spencer]

Jared did not want this.

[Lizzy]

That is an ego.

[Spencer]

Sorry, Jared. All right, Lizzy, you got one strike. Show me. Tell me one of the biggest celebrity growers.

[Chris]

I don't fucking know.

[Lizzy]

Just take a shot at somebody like an A lister. Chris Evans, like Tom Cruise. I don't know.

[Spencer]

Somebody.

[Chris]

I'm gonna say our Chris.

[Rylan Adams]

Yes. Good answer. Good answer.

[Spencer]

Show me our Chris.

[Rylan Adams]

It's okay. They're not gonna get it. It's okay. They're not gonna get it.

[Spencer]

All right, two strikes. We're playing three strikes against. And don't forget.

[Chris]

Oh, thanks.

[Shane Dawson]

It's your turn.

[Spencer]

So, Ryland, you got one last shot. Name a celebrity grower.

[Lizzy]

Oh, Tom Cruz.

[Spencer]

All right, show me Tom.

[Rylan Adams]

That's a good answer. Good answer.

[Spencer]

Grower family confirmed. You guys got a chance to see.

[Lizzy]

He's probably got a huge.

[Shane Dawson]

What if they like? Cuz I know this is a bad stereotype and it's not true, but a lot of people think bigger.

[Lizzy]

Guys, Kevin James.

[Shane Dawson]

Maybe like a Kevin James Rylan, don't.

[Rylan Adams]

Give it to them.

[Jared]

Adam Sandler recently made, like, a joke about it. A lot of people brought it to my attention and they're like, whoa, whoa, whoa. We stepping on growing toes.

[Spencer]

Oh, I don't know.

[Jared]

He's a grower too.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, all right.

[Spencer]

Grower family. I need an answer.

[Shane Dawson]

We're ready? Adam Sandler.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer.

[Spencer]

Good answer. Show me Adam Sandler. Number three answer off the board. And the top five. The number five answer was Justin Bieber.

[Rylan Adams]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

He's not though.

[Lizzy]

He has nude pictures up there.

[Jared]

He was hard.

[Spencer]

Number four answer was friend of the podcast, JoJo. S. I don't know. That's what people said. Adam Sandler. And then the number two answer was Justin Timberlake.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that video went viral of it.

[Spencer]

All right, I believe we are tied up.

[Shane Dawson]

Three. Three.

[Spencer]

No, we got. All righty, we. So we have Sandy, show me Chris. Name the top. We asked the audience to name the top conspiracy we've covered on the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

Sorry, I hit that early.

[Spencer]

All right, Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

No, no, Chris hit it first.

[Lizzy]

Well, he's eliminated because he buzzed it while he was talking.

[Shane Dawson]

Is that true? Show me.

[Jared]

Absolutely not.

[Spencer]

All right, I'm thinking of number between 1 and 10, Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

5.

[Rylan Adams]

8.

[Spencer]

It was 8.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, how are we going to do it?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, that's a lucky looking.

[Spencer]

Actually was eight.

[Lizzy]

You know, I think that's what the point.

[Rylan Adams]

Huh?

[Lizzy]

I trust that point.

[Rylan Adams]

Thank you.

[Spencer]

I trust that mustache.

[Jared]

That felt legit.

[Rylan Adams]

All right, my answer is the Chipotle conspiracy.

[Spencer]

Oh, show me Chipotle.

[Shane Dawson]

Good answer. Good answer.

[Spencer]

All right, Farmer family. We like to play this final round.

[Rylan Adams]

We're going to play. We're going to Cool.

[Spencer]

All right, Lizzy, the number. I'd say number four answer is off the board. Lizzy named one of the top conspiracies we've covered on the podcast.

[Chris]

What did you just say? Chipotle Garden.

[Spencer]

Show me Olive Garden.

[Shane Dawson]

Technically on the podcast, but it's fine.

[Lizzy]

I was thinking that, too. I'm sure we recap.

[Jared]

Kept it, though, Rylan.

[Spencer]

One of the top conspiracies that we have covered on the podcast.

[Lizzy]

No, I black out during that segment. This is hard for me. Oh, look at her.

[Shane Dawson]

No, don't. They're conferring.

[Lizzy]

The dress.

[Spencer]

Show me the dress. Yes, that's the number two answer on the board. You guys got two left to get. Sandy, name one of the top conspiracies we've covered on the podcast.

[Rylan Adams]

I should have held on to that one.

[Chris]

Think about the last time we all recorded together. We talked about them then. I can't remember any of them. That was all I had for you.

[Rylan Adams]

Okay. Mushroom. The mushroom fungus one.

[Spencer]

Show me mushroom. Oh, nice. Only a few people said that. Now, Lizzy, we're back to two strikes. This is your final chance.

[Chris]

Top conspiracies covered on the show.

[Rylan Adams]

You got this.

[Chris]

I've got no thoughts right now to me every time.

[Spencer]

Lizzy, if you get this wrong, the grower family will have a chance to play.

[Lizzy]

Oh, they're gonna win. Jared and Shane are conspiracies.

[Rylan Adams]

Isn't it like the blue.

[Lizzy]

They're not even real.

[Rylan Adams]

Blue Bean project.

[Spencer]

Lizzie, we're need an answer.

[Chris]

You're gonna get it.

[Spencer]

He looked at the audience be like, you know, he does that. He always like.

[Chris]

It's the end of the world. AI. AI.

[Shane Dawson]

They switched answers. They switched answers.

[Chris]

It's the end of the world from AI.

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah, yeah. She actually just.

[Chris]

I was. I had. I had a hiccup.

[Lizzy]

The end of the world from AI.

[Spencer]

That's your final answer. The end of the world from AI.

[Rylan Adams]

That's a good answer. That's a good answer. AI. AI.

[Shane Dawson]

You didn't say AI.

[Chris]

Legally speaking, I'm not sure I did say AI. But from the winner inside, I want to say that I did.

[Rylan Adams]

She said it.

[Shane Dawson]

It's really complicated.

[Spencer]

Steve. Oh. Should I give it to you or not?

[Chris]

I don't feel right about it.

[Spencer]

Okay, then I won't give it to you.

[Chris]

No, we'll take it.

[Spencer]

End of the world. Show me. End of the world. No room, but you have a chance to.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here's the thing. My initial, right off the bat answer was AI. But now I feel like it looks like I'm cheating. What do you guys think?

[Spencer]

There's two answers.

[Shane Dawson]

My other thought is Stanley Cup.

[Spencer]

Top two answers are on the board. The top two. Think about that.

[Shane Dawson]

You say it. AI.

[Chris]

I gave him that answer.

[Spencer]

Show me.

[Lizzy]

I gave him that answer.

[Spencer]

Yeah, to be fair, Ryla gave it to you. Show me. AI for the win.

[Shane Dawson]

I feel bad about it.

[Spencer]

The number one answer on the board and the number two answer was Mandela Effect.

[Lizzy]

We would have never got the fifth one, so it doesn't matter. Yeah, but they wouldn't have either.

[Spencer]

And that's how we play Farmer feud.

[Rylan Adams]

Good answer.

[Lizzy]

Spencer. You were a great host.

[Shane Dawson]

A great host.

[Spencer]

Yeah, you were a good host. Good ho.

[Lizzy]

It was quite the comeback from Julie Chen for you.

[Spencer]

Well, it's because I see. I watched this show. I didn't. I just never saw.

[Shane Dawson]

You can take that ball's cap off.

[Lizzy]

Is that $300 or $100 divided by three?

[Chris]

We just want to know how bad we laugh.

[Lizzy]

We're just a little curious because we have big appetites at Disneyland.

[Chris]

Girl, we lost.

[Shane Dawson]

To be fair, like, one churro is like 50 bucks. All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break. We're going to let Spencer take off that bald cap. And when we come back, the craziest conspiracies we've ever heard. Stories stay with us, guys. I have a confession to make. This is big. This is scary. This is something that I don't even talk about with my husband. I just hope he notices I shave my shoulders. I know. Listen, it's embarrassing. And to do this without getting bumps or infections, red splotches, cuts, you need a very high quality, good razor. And that is why I'm so thankful to our new sponsor today, which is Harry. Okay, let me explain how this all went down. So Harry's reached out and wanted to sponsor the show. And I was like, wait a minute. Why do I know that name? I go to my shower. The razor that I have been using to shave my shoulders is from Harry's because I think Ryland did a brand deal or something with them a while ago. So we literally get these razors, and these are the razors that I've been using. I was like, wow, this is crazy. So I can give my testimonial. Yes. I love Harry's. I use it. My shoulders have never been less bumpy. And it's not just the razor I've been using. I have been using their foaming shave gel, their shave cream, and their razor, like, refills. I've been using all of that for, like, six years. And if you want to know specifically the razor I have been using, it's called the Truman and it's orange. I love the bright orange. Makes it very easy for me to find in the shower when I'm panicking and spiraling about life, which is usually what I do in the shower. And I'm like, where's my razor? Oh, it's bright orange. There it is. So, yes, if you don't already know, Harry's is an amazing company, and they deliver the best quality razors right your door for a fraction of the price of the big brands. They have customizable delivery options for scheduled refills as low as $2, half of what you would pay for other big brands. So if you go to the website, harry's.com Dawson, check it out. They have a lot more than just razors and sets. They have hair care. They have an anti dandruff shampoo and conditioner, which I very much struggle with. Dandruff. That's. God, so many reveals today. I have had dandruff. Oh, my God, I hate that word, Dandruff. I've had dry scalp that's better. My entire life. So when I saw that they made this, I was very excited. They sent it to me. I have been loving it. It has made the stop falling, if you catch my drift. My dandruff. I just love the product. I have loved it for a long time and I'm very excited that they're sponsoring the show. And right now they're giving you guys a very special discount. You can get their 13 trial set for just $3. All you got to do is go to Harry's.com Dawson. So here's what you get in the set. A five blade razor weighted handle, foaming shave gel and a travel cover for just $3. They also have the highest customer satisfaction in the entire shaving industry and a no risk trial, which means if you don't like your shave, no worries, it's on them. So check it out. Go to Harry's.comDawson to get your $13 set for only $3. So thank you so much. Harry's. Thank you not just for sponsoring the show, but thank you for what you've done from here up. It was a mess. All right, I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the show and I will see you later. Bye. Hey, welcome back. Okay, we have so many theories to talk about. I don't even know where to start. Actually, we're going to start with this because I saw this on the news and it freaked me out. I don't know about you guys, but it is feeling. I know you're going to say, you always say this, what? But it feels like the end is coming, guys.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I feel great. I'm feeling better than I have in a long time.

[Shane Dawson]

I hope the world's not going to end. We are in a good place. I'm very excited about life.

[Lizzy]

But January ended officially.

[Shane Dawson]

Is going crazy with the fires. I feel like every day I need to get off threads because I feel like every day when I open up threads, I don't know why I'm honestly.

[Jared]

What the hell is the reds?

[Chris]

Threads.

[Shane Dawson]

Threads.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it's like Twitter, but Instagram.

[Shane Dawson]

It's horrible. I hate it. Okay, but I check it. So I'm on threads and I'm just trying to see a couple princess diary memes. And then of course, I see this. Uh.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Spencer]

The LAPD is debunking a series of mysterious messages seen from the air in downtown Los Angeles. The vacant lot is located east.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, fuck.

[Spencer]

East. Sees our Chavez Avenue and North Mission Road. And as you can see, words including help, LAPD and traffico it says vagina down at the bottom.

[Shane Dawson]

It does. Oh my God. Viewers are great.

[Jared]

I need another sparked speculation about human.

[Spencer]

Trafficking since the lot is owned by Union Pacific and is close to a shipping yard.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Spencer]

The LAPD says there's a known transient who's been trespassing and creating the messages.

[Shane Dawson]

For a few years now. Okay, listen, maybe that's true. Maybe it is a random person that's just doing that middle of the night. But that's a lot. That's like a lot.

[Spencer]

That's.

[Rylan Adams]

So no one person can do that.

[Shane Dawson]

I wouldn't think. I mean, maybe there's like lumber involved. There's like. It's a lot that looks like a, like days of work.

[Spencer]

And if it's owned by this company, wouldn't they be like, hey, why? It's kind of a bad look for us to have help put a. Like for years. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

So I. I don't know. That scared me just because I am always afraid of like crop signs and things like that. Aliens and all that. So I don't know if I was on an airplane heading back home and I saw that. Imagine. Yeah, that's horrifying.

[Lizzy]

Nowhere safe, honestly. Was there a conclusion? No.

[Chris]

There. It's just some. It's a. It's. They say it's a transient and they're just like, let it go. Who's been doing it for years. And they're fine with it.

[Spencer]

But if it's a conspiracy by the company, so no one messes with their like, oh, we don't want to go in there.

[Shane Dawson]

There.

[Spencer]

It's some weird guys doing help.

[Rylan Adams]

It didn't look like they had anything there to get.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so we're getting closer. The theories are getting closer to us talking about the end of the world. This is the next evolution, the next step. This is something that people are now wearing to protect themselves from AI and from facial recognition technology. Have you seen this? Yeah. Like, this is getting crazy. But this is what people are doing.

[Spencer]

T's. Oh my God. What?

[Shane Dawson]

What the are we doing?

[Chris]

This is like in the uk, right?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Spencer]

Yeah. Cuz they have a million. They have so many cameras over there.

[Shane Dawson]

This is like a horror. Why?

[Chris]

Well, in the UK they have. Jared, you actually probably know more about this, right? The cameras that they have everywhere that are constantly. It's. It's a little bit like Big Brother there already. Like people can be arrested for ideas that they post on Facebook if they're not part of the like, like, appropriate way of thinking and that kind of.

[Jared]

Yeah, they have a pretty elaborate CCTV system where they have cameras everywhere.

[Spencer]

Really? Yeah, I think London's like the most like filmed place. Like there's just like everywhere you go.

[Lizzy]

And what is that? For whatever reason?

[Jared]

Because yeah, there's a lot of stabbings in London and a lot of like pickpocketing, theft and a lot of, you know, violent crimes that happen there.

[Shane Dawson]

So I don't know like, is this really going to be the next evolution? Like I don't want to. I mean we, I will never do that.

[Chris]

I also feel like the more and more we, we, we normalize, there's nothing you can really do. Like the worse it gets.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, that's true.

[Chris]

Because it also start like you had, you made so many great points on a video you made where you're talking about like when the Furby came out, everyone was like oh my God, they're observing us in our house and now we're like, they can watch us taking pictures of the bumps on our dick and we're like what are you gonna do about it?

[Lizzy]

Well yeah, yeah, but like you're part of the problem. We all hit accept on every terms and agreements to use our things that make our life more convenient.

[Chris]

How do you know I, I hit.

[Lizzy]

Accept because you're holding your phone right now.

[Chris]

Yeah, but it's like super out of date and I've never enacted Siri.

[Shane Dawson]

I will just say I downloaded I. Well this is kind of a spoiler alert for our next big video that we're filming. Chris, I don't think you know what we're doing. We're going on a conspiracy van quest next week. It'll be the next video out. I wanted to do something fun for this year. Something to start the new year off right. So we are going to be going to investigate all the conspiracies we can find at Disneyland. No way. Oh baby, we're going to Disneyland. Are we really?

[Lizzy]

So there is a van involved?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I think, I don't know if we're all going to drive together, meet each other there. I don't really know all the details yet, but yes, we have a whole list of Disneyland conspiracies that we want to tackle. We want to investigate. I haven't been there in like 15 years.

[Lizzy]

I want to eat.

[Spencer]

I'm so excited.

[Shane Dawson]

I know, it's going to be so fun. So anyways, what I, the reason I brought that up was because I downloaded the Disneyland app. Cuz it was like oh, download the app so you can link it to your ticket Pretty convenient. Whatever. So I download the app, and it was like, do you want to accept, you know, the privacy? What? And I was just like, yep. But then I was like, wait a minute. I didn't fully read it. It was long. And I was like, what the did I just say yes to? Then I remembered, well, I don't want to get sued.

[Spencer]

Well, yeah, remember earlier this year, there.

[Chris]

Was, like, that guy sued because of his wife.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

His wife. Wife died. They weren't allowed to sue Disney because.

[Shane Dawson]

They had Disney plus. Yeah.

[Spencer]

And they had agreed to those terms.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa.

[Spencer]

So maybe we investigate that.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I do have a little list. We can go through a few of them, and we're gonna make sure leave them in the comments. If you have any Disneyland conspiracies you want us to test, let us know. Here's some that I have. So obviously, we need to find the smell tizers. So these are around the park, and they're hidden in random places, but they pump out weird, weird smells to kind of brainwash you into, like, weird or delicious.

[Chris]

Delicious.

[Shane Dawson]

Also, we're gonna be looking for the secret tunnels, because supposedly there's those.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. We also want to try out all the theories about the lines and how the times are faked and it's all an illusion.

[Lizzy]

Oh, who's gonna do that one?

[Chris]

You. You love lines.

[Spencer]

We all go and just leave Ryland in a line.

[Shane Dawson]

Also, I was thinking about that theory we had in the last episode about Starbucks and how their water water is. Their tap water is, like, way better than the bottled water that they sell, like, an upcharge. So I got a water tester machine. So I'm thinking we sneak that into Disney and try the tap water, test it, try the bottled water. And then I want to try the Small World and see how crazy that is, because you know it's gonna be crazy.

[Jared]

Yeah, it's Small World water.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Jared]

Pirates water in there?

[Shane Dawson]

I'm not gonna drink it, but want to test it with the machine. So then I saw this video, which I know people will do anything for views. I just hope he's okay. Listen, I have not opened Tik Tok in a long time, and I was like, you know where we're gonna find the best Disney theories? Tik Tok. So me and Spencer fell down a dark stuff, and this is one of the things we found.

[Jared]

You guys, have you ever been to Splash Mountain? The water, it's tastes like Coca Cola.

[Chris]

No, he's not really drinking it.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, it looks like he's about to wait really?

[Chris]

There's no way.

[Spencer]

But it's still in his mouth.

[Rylan Adams]

I think he just like puts it on his.

[Spencer]

Oh, I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

It's on his lips. It's too close for comfort. Regardless. Why would you do that? I don't know.

[Chris]

The next Tik Tok, he just has no mouth.

[Rylan Adams]

It's just probably a bad rash.

[Shane Dawson]

I heard a theory that the characters like Mickey and Minnie and whatever, if you. If kids give them a hug, the characters aren't allowed to end the hug. Yeah, the kid has to end the hug. Is this right?

[Rylan Adams]

Yeah. Where the kid has to actually like step away and like take its arms off before they stop giving you the hug.

[Shane Dawson]

Because if they stop, then it's sad. It's like abandoning them. So I was like, would they do that with adults? Like, what if we make journeys? That's hug Mickey and just like not let go and then see how long it lasts.

[Lizzy]

We could set a world record.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. Speaking of the happiest place on earth, let's talk about the end Earth. Okay, I saw this and I texted Jared right away and I was like, can you explain this to me or explain it on the podcast? Cuz I'm freaking out. I saw this post once again on threads saying the doomsday.

[Lizzy]

You need to delete threads.

[Shane Dawson]

I know, I know. I'm hanging on by one. Why is your thread so negative? I thought it's just so positive. It's only nice things. I don't, I don't engage. I'm not liking or commenting. So it just knows. So I saw this and it said the Doomsday clock was set at 89 seconds to midnight. That's the closest the world has ever been to what science are calling global catastrophe. What the hell does that mean? What is. What's going on?

[Lizzy]

Is this just not like what all of you guys did at 2000, like, oh, it's the end.

[Shane Dawson]

Why'd you care? Okay, no, supposedly this is like scientists have said we're actually close to them.

[Lizzy]

They say that for why?

[Jared]

So to give you guys a little bit of backstory. The Doomsday clock was created in 1947 by the Bulletin of Atomic Scientists, which was. One of them was Oppenheimer, the guy who was the lead in the Manhattan Project, who created the atomic bomb. Einstein was a part of it. And they wanted to put out there what they claimed to be a method, metaphorical visual of how close we are to the end times and for the world to end because of catastrophes. And when it started and I Actually kind of took a couple notes here. But it started at seven minutes. That's where they started this clock app. And then the lowest it's ever gotten to is like 17 minutes in 1991, because we were signing treaties with Russia, the Berlin Wall, all of that stuff. It seemed like we were in very high hopes. And then in 2002, two, what I found very interesting. And this was after 9 11, where a lot of people were freaked out. It was at seven minutes, and now we are at 89 seconds. So it's the closest that we've ever been because theoretically, once the clock gets to midnight, we are in extreme danger of the world ending. And the reasons they're giving the clock being so low right now is certain wars that are going on, nuclear weaponry that I guess, like, no one's willing to back off on nuclear weaponry. So there's still all kinds of nuclear bombs out there. And the interesting one is AI. AI has actually become a big concern. And the scientists are, like, pleading with people to be very cautious of these things. And they decided to put us at 89 seconds.

[Shane Dawson]

First of all, that's terrifying. Not surprising, because everything. Every. The AI video we did, like, it is getting to a point where AI is literally telling us, stop. Like, they. They're like, you're gonna end the world. But the. The how does the clock work? Because what does that mean? So 7 minutes, 89 seconds. What is there like a.

[Jared]

It's like. That's the metaphorical part of it. It's. How close are we to the potential of the world ending because of catastrophes, because of war, because of our own doing?

[Shane Dawson]

Time frame.

[Jared]

It's not like a time frame necessarily.

[Chris]

If it was, this would be over already.

[Jared]

Already, yes. But it's showing that it doesn't take much for us to get to the point of ending the world. As close as we've ever been.

[Shane Dawson]

I feel like. Have they changed it even more? Because that was like a month ago.

[Jared]

Well, they only said it in January. So towards the end of January, they set the clock, they give their announcement, they give their warning to the world. So they're saying we need to be very careful. And the goal is to keep moving the clock back because I believe it stayed the same same quite a bit of times, but it's gone back only like seven times, and it's gone forward, meaning getting closer to midnight. This is like the 15th time that it's happened. So, wow, it's now looking good for us.

[Shane Dawson]

And this is the closest it's ever been.

[Jared]

The Closest it's ever been. And they are. You know, it's like when you watch the news broadcast that they put out, where they talk about it, they look very concerned.

[Shane Dawson]

Is. So they think AI is going to be the cause, or is that just adding to it?

[Jared]

Well, AI as of right now is one of the greatest threats because AI could be implemented in so many different ways. I mean, think about it. We got all these nuclear bombs, and the way to detonate them is through, like, electric signals and through computer coding. And now we have AI who's able to figure everything out at this in a split second. That would take us years. So. Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Isn't what you're saying literally what happened in Terminator, the machines nuked to the planet?

[Jared]

Yeah, it could. Yeah, it could happen.

[Chris]

Well, that's the thing. Like, they've made us all sort of. Sort of subservient to the technology that we have and that we, like, quote, need now. Like, I can't get around a city I've lived in for 12 years without a GPS. And we need our phones to literally feel okay to release dopamine in our bodies. That's not even to do anything of value. That's just to feel even keeled. I know my phone is missing before I realize. You know what I mean? Like, I think about it, like, the way I think. I don't think about breathing. I just. Just know my body knows my phone is not close enough. That's weird.

[Shane Dawson]

W. Yeah. Okay. Well, speaking of the end of the world, there's one location that we've talked about before, but we haven't fully done a deep dive on it, which we're going to do today. The Denver Airport dia, one of the scariest places in the world. Jared's going to give us a full deep dive, but we got this email. They want to stay anonymous, but Let me read this email. Hey, Shane. I used to work for tsa, and I had a friend who transferred from the Denver airport. He told me that one day him and another TSA officer were under the airport using the tunnels to go from one end to the other. He said they got curious about how far the tunnels would actually go, so they got in a golf cart and they started driving down. He said after driving for 15 minutes, his radio and phone lost signal. He said they drove so far into the tunnels that the golf cart died, and it took them almost two hours to get where they were. When they realized the golf cart was dying, they had to walk all the way back because they didn't have any Way to contact anyone to tell them they were down there. Then he said after reaching a certain point when there was no more doors in the tunnel, they didn't see a single person or anything else down there. They started questioning what is the point of having these long, long tunnels that lead to nowhere, that have no doors, that are completely empty? And that's what leads into the theory that the tunnels under the Denver airport are for the elite in the world to go and hide during the end of the world. Yes.

[Jared]

They don't go to nowhere.

[Shane Dawson]

They go to one of the five.

[Jared]

Mega structures built underground as doomsday bunkers for the powerful, for the new world order.

[Shane Dawson]

And okay, so let's just go into this because this shit scares the fuck out of me. I get the creepiest feeling every time I'm at that airport. There are so many weird, weird pieces of art. So they've like, kind of leaned into it though. There's like merch at that airport. Like, yeah, we're the Creepy Airport Conspiracy.

[Jared]

Month, where they actually have costume competitions for who could dress up in the best conspiracy costume. But just to give you guys a little bit of details. So I thought it was more recent than this, but it was built in 1995. And one of the initial things that you see when you go into the Denver International Airport that makes you feel. Feel like maybe something weird is here beyond like the gargoyles that are in the baggage plane, which is very odd, I think. Actually we went there recently and you look up and there's just like this satanic looking gargoyle looking down on you baggage, claiming they're everywhere. But there is a time capsule. And it was the New World Airport Commission that evidently was responsible for planning out this airport, which is kind of weird because, like, there was an airport with within miles of where they built it, which is perfectly fine. So there. There was no reason for a new airport, but the New Airport Commission decided this needed to be built. There's a time capsule, and it is for March 19th of 1994. That's when they dedicated it. And right above the date is a freemason sign. And if you add up the numbers in the date, it equals out to 33, which is the highest degree of freemasonry that you could achieve. Like a 33 degree Freemason is like the master freemason. And then you can't open it until like 2094. So it's speculative of what's in that time capsule. But then the creepiest thing to me is the artwork that's all over the place. And these aren't like, you know, an 8x11 little fun art piece that people are analyzing. These are like murals, and they depict apocalyptic moments. There's one where there's a Nazi with a sword, and it's edging down at a lady and her baby who are actually dead already. And then in the corner of the picture, there's a letter written by a girl who died in the holocaust. But they say all of the art, when you really analyze it, like, according to the guy who did them, is supposed to depict world peace. But it's believed that there's five mega structures underneath the ground at the Denver International Airport. So let's say the doomsday clock gets to, like, one second, okay, you know, we're about to end. The world's going to crap. All of these elite people would fly into the Denver airport, and these tunnels would take them to their respected mega structures underground that are probably like 50 stories. Because here's the other thing. Think about the elevation in Denver. It's a mile high. So if you were to build it somewhere where it was maybe closer to sea level, you may not have access to go deep down.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Jared]

As much as you would in Denver. And these tunnels. People have even seen weird, like, lizard people that are walking amongst in these tunnels. So what the Denver International Airport has done is they actually have staff that will dress up like lizard people and go down there as a joke. So why would you do that? Why would you need it to be a joke joke if it. If it's just stupid anyways? Do you know what I mean? Like, oh, who really believes there's lizard people? It's like, no, actually, let's send people down there dressed like lizard people to kind of throw off the set. Like, oh, no, it's just a.

[Shane Dawson]

It's literally like when celebrities will use body doubles. Yeah, yeah, go distract.

[Jared]

So, I mean, that's a weird thing, but it's very creepy.

[Shane Dawson]

So we're just saying it's all a theory. We love Denver. We love the airport.

[Jared]

But if all of a sudden, all these. These big Air Force one planes and all these people from around the world start flying into Denver airport, it's time to go under.

[Lizzy]

Okay, but if it's dress up as.

[Rylan Adams]

A lizard and head down.

[Lizzy]

If you're an important billionaire and you have all of this money and resources, but the world is fried, nothing is left on earth.

[Shane Dawson]

What.

[Lizzy]

Why do you want to exist in these underground layers? Like, what?

[Chris]

In these underground layers, though, isn't there Something about them having like. Like reserves of all the important things that you would need to re.

[Lizzy]

I just wouldn't want to be around for the rebuild.

[Shane Dawson]

I'd be.

[Chris]

It sounds exhausting. I told me apocalypse comes, get rid of me. Cuz I was not made for the. The road. Can't even watch that movie.

[Lizzy]

The entire world, it's like, I don't want to be around for the rebuilds.

[Shane Dawson]

No, we.

[Chris]

We can barely stand in line at Disneyland. We weren't meant for that kind of struggle.

[Lizzy]

Take us out.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, speaking of tunnels under ground, that's an incredible segue. So the lizard tunnels under the ground, do you want to break this down?

[Chris]

Okay. There. Yes. The reason why I thought of this is because there's actually. In Los Angeles, there used to be these tunnels that pedestrians could take to walk around for safety reasons, and they close them all up. There's also like subways that we don't use in Los Angeles anymore, but these. So when I was thinking about that, I just Googled underground tunnels. LA and this other thing popped up, which in like 1934, I think the Los Angeles Times had an article that this guy had an X ray machine and he took images of Los Angeles into the earth and found tunnels.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Chris]

That led to huge rooms.

[Shane Dawson]

Huh.

[Chris]

And he thought that he could see massive treasure in there, like gold and weird stuff. And so someone said there's lore that there are lizard people who were a pre. Human, an ancient human species that was super advanced, all knowing, all powerful beings that made like three or five underground cities with tunnels and huge areas to live in. So he goes and he talks to this Hopi guy and he says, yes, so those are the ancient people. They worship lizards, they built these areas, they buried treasure. But there are so many different people who talk about like the lizard people. And then it's like, I know that this isn't like real, but I'm sure that someone smarter than me has already broken it down. Like the Promethe. Like Prometheus in the Alien series. Like the. The early, early people who everybody across the globe keeps talking about as existing and providing like intel to early humans that literally took us from, you know, hunter gatherers to people who stayed in one spot and built metropolises and then became AI addicted idiots like me and Ryland.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, so you're saying, okay, so there's a theory that aliens came down and helped us and that's who helped build the pyramids and whatever. So you think it's actually lizard people?

[Chris]

Well, it's not what I Think they're saying that these people might not have come down here, here, but might have been the original people of here. Who occupied. Who did they go? Where did they go? Jared? I always feel like, you know, so.

[Jared]

I actually made a whole video about what she's talking about in depth. But these lizard people that people have talked about forever and ever and ever, they're able to, like, shape shift. So they still exist. And the way that they exist and like, David Icke is one of the leading meeting people as far as information or English. Yeah, yeah. That's thrown these ideas out, but he says the way that they interact is they can embody anybody. So, like, I could be a lizard person right now, but what you're looking at is a projection that I'm putting out within inches of my body that looks like Jared, you know, so.

[Chris]

Oh, that. And that's where the glitching comes in, where you see celebrities faces glitch for a moment and they're lizardy and they're just.

[Lizzy]

Just using successful people, creating successful people to embody.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then they. And they feed off of human sacrifice and they've just created a world of slaves. And like, honestly, the more I think.

[Shane Dawson]

About it, I'm like, yeah, well, that's all terrifying. I can hear the doomsday clock ticking. I feel like we just moved closer.

[Jared]

87 seconds.

[Chris]

Okay, tell the.

[Shane Dawson]

Let's go do a recap. Light, camera, action.

[Lizzy]

Ryland recap is about to happen. Ryland's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast, the farmer crew loses at Farmer's Feud. We were the titular team and we lost.

[Chris]

Titular is a legit a word.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's like in the title.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

The fact that you.

[Spencer]

Okay, good answer, Good answer.

[Shane Dawson]

It's the end of the world.

[Lizzy]

It's the end of the world as we know it. Yeah, it's fine. It's, you know, the usual. Everything's going to hell and we have how many seconds, Jerry?

[Jared]

89.

[Lizzy]

Count them down. But it's not a clock like that. But we are going to die.

[Shane Dawson]

I need to get off threads.

[Lizzy]

Shane's on threads, and it's ruining our marriage. Not completely totally, but it's really toxic.

[Jared]

It's just putting little speed bumps in there.

[Lizzy]

Oh, embarrassing. Shane's quite embarrassed after a female receptionist at a urology office decides to laugh at his penis speed bump.

[Shane Dawson]

But. But my husband loves it and loves.

[Lizzy]

Me, but his husband is still very much so attracted to it and is offering to go to the meteorology appointment to get him hard.

[Rylan Adams]

Wow.

[Shane Dawson]

That's not why I wanted you there.

[Jared]

Oh, I'm Shakes.

[Shane Dawson]

Jared. Oh.

[Lizzy]

Ever encountered a straight man? Did they approach you and want to do something funky with their hands? You're not alone. Chris feels the same. We have Chris here. Chris, how do you feel when you approach a straight man? I just.

[Shane Dawson]

Please don't try to give me a cool straight man handshake.

[Jared]

What is your preferred method of handshakery?

[Shane Dawson]

Like a fist bump is fine.

[Spencer]

I do that with you.

[Shane Dawson]

Actually, that's fine. Or I am a hugger. I love a hug. Nothing else or just like a very easy hinge?

[Lizzy]

Just like that. That's too connected for me, you know, Just like that. Lizzy, do you have anything?

[Shane Dawson]

Lizzie's gonna wear a face mask.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh.

[Chris]

If you're tired of your government watching over you, buy this face mask.

[Lizzy]

Amazon affiliate, Linked below.

[Shane Dawson]

It's not on Amazon. I tried to buy them.

[Rylan Adams]

Whoopi wanted to kiss Shane.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh. Oh. Whoopi alert.

[Spencer]

We should have a sound.

[Lizzy]

In a possible threat to Ryland and Shane's marriage, Whoopi Goldberg is now swooping in to steal my man.

[Spencer]

Swoop.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoop.

[Rylan Adams]

Swoop.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoopee.

[Lizzy]

But I told Whoopee it is a okay if he swoop. If she swoop.

[Spencer]

Whoops.

[Lizzy]

For just five seconds with no tongue. How do you feel about your husband having just a mouth kiss with a celebrity?

[Jared]

Good answer.

[Lizzy]

Speaking of hosts, Spencer shocked us all when his Steve Harvey made an appearance to host Farmer Feud. Had to think about the title name. I mistaked him as Dr. Phil, but I think he was just as dashing as Steve Harvey.

[Spencer]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Say Dr. Phil again. What Dr. You?

[Chris]

It's like Dr. Phil.

[Shane Dawson]

What is it? Dr. What feel?

[Lizzy]

I will not be made fun of for my newscaster accent. I hail from Colorado and Utah and we speak differently.

[Rylan Adams]

Speaking about Denver.

[Lizzy]

Speaking of Denver. It is spooky. Talk about freaky for the elites. Who wants to have tons of money with a fried earth above? Not I. Just take me out.

[Chris]

Are you a lizard person? Are you seeking refuge? Kick up in the tunnels of Dia Dai?

[Lizzy]

I'm not a local international airport.

[Rylan Adams]

The Disneyland conspiracy trip.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Jared]

And we got our hundred dollars.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

Okay, calm down. The conspiracy van will be headed to Disneyland shortly. We're gonna be going and testing all your favorite theories that we've seen on TikTok, the app we hate. Check it out on the channel. Coming soon.

[Shane Dawson]

Should you guys end the recap in your prop?

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Chris]

Yes, we should. With 89 seconds to midnight, I am looking forward to wearing. Wearing this mask.

[Spencer]

Can't hear him at all. Put the tube up to the mic.

[Shane Dawson]

Hello. I'm coming.

[Lizzy]

Come after the end of the world. What they said wasn't wrong.

[Jared]

That sounds horrifying.

[Shane Dawson]

Why is it like that? I'm gonna piss my pants. Why can we hear Lizzie? Perfect.

[Lizzy]

I do.

[Rylan Adams]

Anymore.

[Shane Dawson]

What is that sound? It's so scary.

[Spencer]

It's like an alien or something.

[Lizzy]

Well, that's going to have to wrap up today's episode of the Shaw.

[Spencer]

Definitely can't hear any Shane Dawson merch.

[Lizzy]

At Shane Dawson merch dot com.

[Shane Dawson]

Follow all of us. We're on social media too, and stay healthy. The end of the world here, and.

[Lizzy]

We'Re going to need your help.

[Shane Dawson]

At least the survivors.

[Jared]

Stop.

[Spencer]

That was was so scary.

[Rylan Adams]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

Oh, good.

[Lizzy]

I felt like I was like a Disneyland crew member before a ride.

[Rylan Adams]

We did so good.

[Shane Dawson]

That was crazy. Oh, wow. Good job.

[Spencer]

That was insane. Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Hopefully the world doesn't end because we don't want to end this podcast. It's so fun.

[Chris]

We can keep it up in the tunnel system, bro.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, you're right, Jared.

[Chris]

Jared went in in depth there, so he knew it.

[Spencer]

Go.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, well, we'll see how you little lizards next time. Bye.