End Of The World Conspiracy Theories

Summary

The Shane Dawson Podcast: "End Of The World Conspiracy Theories" – Detailed Summary

Release Date: September 19, 2024

Join Shane Dawson and his close friends in this riveting episode as they navigate personal challenges, engage in entertaining role-play inspired by Big Brother, and delve deep into spine-chilling conspiracy theories about the end of the world. This long-form summary captures the essence of their unfiltered conversations, notable moments, and intriguing insights.

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1. Introduction & Personal Updates (00:00 – 05:00)

The episode kicks off with Shane Dawson sharing updates about recent events affecting the podcast crew:

• Health Struggles: Spencer reveals he underwent emergency surgery to remove an inflamed appendix, detailing the severe pain and unexpected complications ([04:20] Spencer: "Shortly before that, I had sepsis... it was very serious.")

• Personal Sacrifices: Jared discusses struggling during the break, including dealing with COVID-19 and missing out on podcast activities ([01:43] Jared: "I had Covid. You were in the hospital and she's pregnant.")

• Podcast Comeback: Shane acknowledges the hiatus and emphasizes the intensity of upcoming discussions on conspiracies ([01:31] Shane Dawson: "Grab a mask. What?")

The hosts also highlight recent successes on YouTube, such as Chris and Lizzy achieving their first sponsored videos with Rocket Money, celebrating their growth and dedication ([03:40] Shane Dawson: "You guys are really killing it in the YouTube world.")

2. Big Brother Simulation: House Dynamics & Competitions (05:00 – 50:00)

Transitioning into an entertaining segment, the hosts embark on a Big Brother-style role-play, adopting personas and engaging in strategic gameplay:

• House Introductions: Each host introduces their character, outlining their strategies to outwit and outplay competitors ([12:07] Shane Dawson: "I'm Shane. I'm a YouTuber and, yeah, really looking to backstab and take over the competition.")

• Head of Household Competition: The group participates in challenges determining the head of household, leading to nominations and strategic alliances ([14:07] Shane Dawson: "Contestants, get your whiteboards ready.")

• Zingbot Roasts: Introducing "Zingbot," a robotic entity designed to roast each participant, adding humor and tension ([15:00] Zingbot: "Shane's been canceled so many times, even his shadow unfollowed him.")

• Evictions & Alliances: Strategic nominations result in the eviction of Sandy from the house ([49:15] Ryland: "By a vote of 2 to 1 is Sandy.") Players form and break alliances, navigate betrayals, and adapt to game twists.

Notable moments include:

• Power of Veto: Shane utilizes the veto to save himself from eviction, provoking strategic moves from other hosts ([46:00] Shane Dawson: "I have decided not to use the power of veto on Sandy. I'm using it on you.")

• Final Eviction: Sandy is voted out amidst emotional farewells and strategic revelations ([49:46] Lizzy: "I'll just find new people to go ground with. Guys, see you later.")

• Exit Interviews: Sandy shares her thoughts on her eviction, expressing regret and contemplating future strategies ([50:09] Lizzy: "I feel like I should have stayed longer...").

3. Conspiracy Corner: Unraveling End-of-the-World Theories (50:00 – 89:00)

Shane Dawson leads the hosts into a deep dive into conspiracy theories predicting the end of the world, leveraging AI and Google Image predictions:

• Google Images Prophecy: Shane explores how searching future years on Google Images yields apocalyptic visuals like the Antichrist, Rapture, and asteroid impacts ([59:20] Shane Dawson: "Did you know? In 2027, I'm going up with the rapture.")

• Artificial Intelligence Risks: The conversation shifts to AI's potential to surpass human intelligence and pose existential threats, referencing AI advancements and ethical concerns ([61:22] Shane Dawson: "The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled, could potentially pose existential risks.")

• Haunted Objects & Curses: Discussion about the Dybbuk Box, a haunted item linked to unfortunate events, and broader topics of curses and supernatural influences ([75:52] Sandy: "Look at all his rings. Do you really think he needs to win the money?")

• Mandela Effect: The hosts debate discrepancies in memory versus reality, such as Sandy Cheeks' attire in SpongeBob SquarePants ([81:14] Shane Dawson: "Remember when you said me and Jared were...")

• Educational Conspiracies: They critique changes in school curricula, like the Alphabet song and math teaching methods, suggesting manipulation and indoctrination ([72:25] Lizzy: "They don't want parents to be able to help their kids with homework.")

• Lady Gaga's Commentary: Highlighting Lady Gaga's remarks on societal division and evil, the hosts interpret them as warnings about hidden agendas ([84:16] Chris: "You go, girl.")

• Popular Media's Role: Analyzing how movies like Leave the World Behind may serve as predictive programming for societal crises and governmental manipulation ([69:56] Shane Dawson: "It's all, like, alleged we. You know, who knows?").

Notable Quotes:

• Shane Dawson ([66:04]): "ChatGPT is telling us AI could take over. Like, listen to this again. The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled..."

• Spencer ([54:05]): "Wait, so he admitted to skimping?"

• Sandy ([67:40]): "I have heard that, like, the amount of energy and electricity that they need to power AI is nuts."

4. Light-Hearted Segments & Final Thoughts (89:00 – End)

After intense discussions, the hosts unwind with lighter topics:

• Eyelid Transparency Challenge: Shane introduces a playful experiment testing if the hosts have transparent eyelids, sparking laughter and playful banter ([78:33] Shane Dawson: "Some humans have transparent eyelids.")

• Mandela Effect Trivia: Engaging in trivia about animated characters and song lyrics, highlighting differences between memory and reality ([81:22] Shane Dawson: "Mandela effects just because I thought these were funny.")

• Final Recap & Farewells: Concluding with a summary of key moments from the episode, including the eviction of Sandy and reflections on future strategies ([85:12] Jared: "Big brother is back. And Sandy is out.").

Conclusion

This episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast masterfully blends personal storytelling with engaging entertainment and thought-provoking conspiracy theories. From navigating health challenges and simulating high-stakes reality TV drama to dissecting AI's role in predicting and potentially ending the world, the hosts offer listeners a comprehensive and captivating experience. Their ability to balance humor, strategy, and deep analysis ensures both entertainment and insight, making this episode a standout in their podcast repertoire.

Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Shane Dawson ([05:36]): "I've never really looked into it. I remember kids in my class would, like, be gone one day and come back and be like, my appendix burst."

• Spencer ([08:00]): "They were like, we were going to remove it, and I was like, okay. And they put me under and did whatever they did."

• Jared ([15:25]): "Trash. Pervert. I said strong pervert."

• Shane Dawson ([21:32]): "We have the guess, the... This jingle is about game."

• Spencer ([54:05]): "Wait, so he admitted to skimping?"

• Shane Dawson ([66:04]): "ChatGPT is telling us AI could take over."

• Sandy ([73:20]): "The whole cast is LGBTQIA."

• Shane Dawson ([83:28]): "Lady Gaga. Watch what she says and tell me this isn't the truth."

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Transcript

[Shane Dawson]

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[Lizzy]

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[Shane Dawson]

Guys, this is gonna get crazy. We're gonna be talking about the end of the world. Have you guys heard about Google images predicting the end of the world?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

You've heard about this?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

This is.

[Jared]

What side of the Internet are you two on?

[Shane Dawson]

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Somebody might go into labor edition. Yes, we got a non buffer.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we do.

[Sandy]

I was.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, guys. I don't know if you guys have been on a break, but we've been on a break. Do you know what I mean? When did we last post an episode? It's been a little bit.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it's been a while.

[Shane Dawson]

It's been a while. A lot has happened. We have somebody about to give birth. We had somebody give birth to an appendix. We've had so much happening. Let's recap. Also, please prepare yourselves because the conspiracies we're gonna do later in this episode are fucking insane. Potentially ending the world. Grab a mask. What?

[Jared]

This podcast single handedly.

[Sandy]

What kind of mask?

[Shane Dawson]

I mean, gas mask.

[Sandy]

Okay. I just wanted to be clear.

[Shane Dawson]

Yep. Mask up.

[Jared]

Also, I want to say it didn't feel like a break. I feel like everyone's been miserable.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Jared]

I had Covid. You were in the hospital and she's pregnant.

[Chris]

That's not miserable.

[Lizzy]

That's not. You mean we've been miserable cuz we haven't been here?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Jared]

Yeah, no, the break was. He made it sound like, oh, we've been on summer break. It's been vacation. It's like, no, she's dying every day. I was stuck in my room and he was in the hospital.

[Spencer]

That makes sense.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Jared]

We had a, like, best week of my life without my husband.

[Shane Dawson]

Honestly, I had a routine. I got frozen yogurt at night. Okay.

[Jared]

Anyways, he was bummed when I rejoined his life.

[Shane Dawson]

No, listen, the first day that you, you know, waddled down the stairs, like, it was so great. And I, I cried. I was so emotional. I was like, oh, My God, you're back.

[Jared]

And then reality sunk in that you had to sit with me at night.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, reality sunk in that you didn't want to watch all the episodes of 7th Heaven from the very beginning. Like I did frozen yogurt at midnight. But. No, but I love you so much. And we've been having fun.

[Spencer]

Why is it just the sick crew that had issues? I don't know.

[Jared]

What is that about?

[Sandy]

Are we cursed?

[Jared]

You have a blessing. It's just being a blessing, right?

[Shane Dawson]

No, it's a blessing.

[Jared]

This is what we wanted for you. It just, like, hurts.

[Shane Dawson]

Also, we have another big update. I can't believe I forgot it. I mean, between the birth and the appendix. Spencer, you have hungry potions.

[Ryland]

I didn't know what you were gonna say.

[Shane Dawson]

Shane DawsonMerch.com Baby, you would think us.

[Jared]

On the inside could have gotten one.

[Sandy]

Yeah, let's look at that.

[Chris]

It's on Shane dawsonmerch.com Ryland it.

[Jared]

I like the thick collar. It is a soft shirt.

[Ryland]

It's a good shirt.

[Spencer]

I also feel like even if you don't watch the podcast, if you're just like a foodie, it could be like a shirt. You rock, you know?

[Shane Dawson]

Shout out foodies. Jared and Sandy. What is going on in life? What's happening? Give us an update. What did you do on break?

[Chris]

Just. We went to some garage sales.

[Lizzy]

Garage sales?

[Shane Dawson]

Goodwills.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Swap meets.

[Lizzy]

Swap meets?

[Shane Dawson]

Disneyland.

[Lizzy]

A ton of Disneyland.

[Chris]

It was miserable.

[Jared]

And you want to know the best part? You guys can check out all of that on their channel.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

I mean, aside from that, really, it's just been busy.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

And you guys, listen, you guys are really killing it in the YouTube world. Like, you guys are going all in. You guys had your first sponsored video.

[Chris]

Yeah. Rocket money. Get your paper. Right?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. I'm so proud of you guys. Thank you.

[Chris]

Yeah, we appreciate it.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

That was huge. I feel like. I don't know. I can't explain how special that was, but it was really big. And ironically, I was just talking about it with Lizzie, I think, like weeks before.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. And then.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And then you guys let us know about Rocket Money, and it was amazing.

[Chris]

The all in one financing platform. That helps.

[Lizzy]

I feel like I manifested it through Lizzie and then somehow it just happened, you know?

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, let's get to this. Chris.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Take us back to the moment. So I wake, it's five in the morning. I'm having a dream. I'm hanging out with the cast of 7th Heaven. We're all having a good old Kiki and ding, ding. I wake up and I get a text. This is the night before a podcast shoot. And I get a text, and it says, hey, everyone. Quick thing. I'm in the hospital, had emergency surgery. They're taking out an appetite. I think I'll be okay. I'll keep you guys posted. Might not be able to podcast tomorrow. What happened? What is going on?

[Spencer]

My body hates me. I don't know what I did to it, but things keep happening. So, yeah, before that, shortly before that, you all know I had sepsis, which is very serious. And I keep finding out more and more how serious it was because I keep thinking it wasn't a big deal. And then a doctor was like, you were on life support. You understand that, right? Very recently. And I was like, no, that happened. I wasn't mentally there for most of it, but that happened. Was recovering, was getting better, still hurt to eat. And I was like, but, you know, it's getting better. We're just recovering. But then it got. The pain in my abdomen got so bad one night that I had to go to the hospital, and I had, like, crazy chills and all kinds of stuff again. And this time they were like, oh, your appendix was inflamed before. Now it's inflamed even more. They had treated it with antibiotics, but it came back, and they were like, we have to remove your appendix right now. And I was like, what do you mean, right now? And I was like, I have to work tomorrow.

[Jared]

You're like, at 4 in the morning?

[Spencer]

I literally was like, I have a job tomorrow. I don't think I can. They're like, we have to remove this. I was like, oh, can I send a dex with. And they removed my appendix and admitted me.

[Shane Dawson]

And how did they. So I've never really, like, looked into it. I remember kids in my class would, like, be gone one day and come back and be like, my appendix bursted. Like, it happened a lot. Honestly, it was too much. So. But I never, like, looked into. How does it work. Did they go in with, like, a laser?

[Chris]

So pulled it out of his butt.

[Spencer]

That's it.

[Shane Dawson]

They pull it out of your ass.

[Spencer]

If you're gay, they give you the option to anally remove your.

[Shane Dawson]

That's nice.

[Jared]

They don't even numb you.

[Spencer]

No, it used to be. It used to be like a C section. Like, they had to do, like, a major, you know, open you up and, like, remove it.

[Jared]

What are you pointing at, Lizzie?

[Shane Dawson]

No, I just don't.

[Jared]

She's gonna do a natural work don't manifest anything different.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm preparing her. I'm preparing her.

[Lizzy]

Although he's all, listen up, Listen, I've.

[Jared]

Been thinking of you too. Like, when I have a rough shit, I'm like, wow, that's nothing compared to.

[Sandy]

No. I feel like I'm ready for it.

[Jared]

Sorry to take the attention away from Lizzie.

[Shane Dawson]

Every time you have a back into your land, I wonder.

[Lizzy]

He's thinking of Lizzie every time.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, man.

[Jared]

When it's roug, I'm like, damn, that's nothing. Imagine tearing from front to back.

[Chris]

Sorry.

[Jared]

Don't listen to me.

[Spencer]

You're right. No, but nowadays, the surgery's not that bad. Now it's like Lapras. I forget the name of it. I'm not gonna try. But they go in with, like, rods. Like, these thin metal rods, and they make three or four holes. So I have three or four little holes, and they go in, and then with, like, a thing, they, like, doop. They just, like, cut it off and yank it out. We Googled it.

[Sandy]

I think they suck it out.

[Spencer]

Suck it out.

[Sandy]

Potentially, like through a straw or something.

[Spencer]

They pull their Pandex out of one of the little holes and. Yeah. So it's not that bad of a surgery. I have four little holes now. One's in my belly button. They went in there, I guess, which is very.

[Sandy]

What if they didn't need to go in the belly button? They just wanted to play around.

[Spencer]

I'm okay with that.

[Lizzy]

Well, I think that's laparosoptic, right? Because I got one where they, like, inflate.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, look at that.

[Lizzy]

I had gotten a surgery where they, like, inflate your stomach through your belly button, and then they stab you. But, see, mine was done through like a robot. Did yours do, like.

[Jared]

You had an AI.

[Lizzy]

I didn't know if it was the same thing or not.

[Spencer]

Yeah, I think so. I don't know if it was a robot. I also realized, talking to Lizzie, I asked no questions, and I know nothing.

[Sandy]

He only knows what happened because I Googled it yesterday and told him, because.

[Spencer]

They were like, we were going to remove it, and I was like, okay. And they put me under and did whatever they did, and I asked no questions.

[Sandy]

The thing that's so, like, enraging is when you Google the procedure, they just keep saying, like, oh, and then they remove the appendix. And I'm like, but how? Like. Because as far as I can tell, there's a tiny, like.

[Jared]

Yeah, but you're not open. You're. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

The frustrating thing is I had a Fair amount of people in my life say, oh, it's an easy surgery. So, like, you'll be back on your feet in no time. And this is like, the most pain I've ever felt.

[Shane Dawson]

You literally texted me, okay, so he had the surgery. I'm like, freaking out all day. I text him like, hey, are you okay? What's going on? And you're like, oh, yeah, I think I'm okay. And then you said, I can do the podcast tomorrow if you want, if I just have some help setting up. And I'm like, no, I think it.

[Jared]

Was the drugs time.

[Shane Dawson]

I think you should hang out. So this maybe the moment I left.

[Spencer]

The hospital, I felt great. Like, I was like, oh, this is an easy surgery. Everyone's right, I can walk, I'm great.

[Shane Dawson]

Nothing hurts. Like, there's no problem.

[Spencer]

Apparently that was the morphine. Yeah, it wore off the next morning and literally I tried to. And it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my life. I needed help to roll over and am, like, barely now recovering almost two weeks later. Yeah, so it's not that easy.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, we're so, so happy you're back and healthy.

[Spencer]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Prayers up.

[Spencer]

I hope this is the last thing. I feel so bad about canceling so many times. That's the hardest part of all of this for me, is letting people down.

[Shane Dawson]

No, you listen.

[Sandy]

Next time we'll do the surgery on the show.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, speaking of life altering events, we are going to continue back by popular demand. AKA there was a few comments saying, keep doing it. And I was like, yay, we are gonna do episode two of Big Brother. Big Brother.

[Jared]

Well, who got evicted from the house last once?

[Shane Dawson]

I did.

[Jared]

So is Spencer not allowed in?

[Shane Dawson]

Spencer is going to be playing the role of Julie.

[Jared]

Have you watched a few episodes?

[Ryland]

Not a few episodes. This morning I was watching clips of her, so I don't know. I don't know if I know all the what to say, but I know her general demeanor.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, imagine for the finale, Julie comes here.

[Jared]

I'd cry.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. I have met her. Oh, wow. Spencer looks. This is a lot. Why does it work for him? Wait, why do you look good?

[Sandy]

Are we gonna box dye Spencer's hair after this?

[Shane Dawson]

It's a hungry boy shirt.

[Spencer]

He's a rock star now.

[Ryland]

Are you guys ready to play? Sounds like a robot.

[Jared]

Wow. It works. Works for you. The wig?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Some kind of English rock star.

[Ryland]

I look at him, I look crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, maybe you should do Julie British.

[Ryland]

All right, everybody.

[Jared]

No, I don't know if he can please shut up.

[Ryland]

Shut up. I can do it.

[Jared]

Hey, Julie, make a big deal about having the first ever pregnant contestant.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, hold on. That's part of the twist. So really quick, let's give a recap of what happened in the last episode.

[Jared]

Who's Julie?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, sorry, Julie.

[Ryland]

That's okay. I don't really know who's you. I'll take some pointers.

[Jared]

Shane and I just want to be Julie so bad.

[Ryland]

Here's what happened last episode.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought you were British is what.

[Ryland]

Happened last episode, love.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. I can't believe I'm finally here.

[Jared]

You gotta be first. I'm not being first. First to go in the house is first to be evicted. And the winner of tonight head of household competition is Jerry.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa.

[Chris]

Adorn me with my gown.

[Ryland]

Yo. That's probably gonna look really good on you, Jerry.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm gonna pee my.

[Jared]

In just moments, we will be turning to Jerry to get his eviction nominations.

[Chris]

I'm going to nominate Ryland.

[Shane Dawson]

Throw a little wrench.

[Jared]

What, bro? I thought we were friends. We're gay.

[Chris]

My other person, I think they're faking being dumb.

[Shane Dawson]

What? Spencer, what the heck, bro?

[Jared]

With a vote of 2. 2, 1. Spencer. Fuck. You have been evicted from the Big Brother house.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Ryland]

I'll remember this, you guys.

[Jared]

Good night and love one another.

[Ryland]

But on this episode, there's a twist. One of the players BFFs has arrived in the house and she's pregnant.

[Lizzy]

Hey.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. So this does happen sometimes on Big Brother. They will throw a twist in there on the second or third week and a new person will arrive in the house. And now everybody has to figure out how do we incorporate this new person? Is it an enemy? Is it a friend? We don't know that they're best friends. They have to keep it secret from us. Okay? So, yeah, that's the big twist. So let's see how it goes. So should we remind everybody of our characters and who we are? Hey, guys, I'm Shane. I'm just so excited to be here. I'm a YouTuber and, yeah, really looking to backstab and take over the competition.

[Chris]

Dorit in this house, y'all already know. Y'all didn't forget. I'm here to win it.

[Lizzy]

I think I was still Sandy. Well, I am Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Hey, I'm Sandy. I'm all about, you know, organic life and I love to, you know, ground on the grass to get it really, you know, centered with myself and the earth. There we go.

[Spencer]

Hi, I'm Chris and I have the memory of a squirrel. Said a comment in the last episode and they were right. I remembered nothing.

[Sandy]

Hey, I'm Lizzy. I'm very pregnant and I'm gonna fuck some shit up in here because I am hormonal as hell.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh, Jerry, you got some competition.

[Jared]

I'm Ryan. I'm the gay dad. Me and Jerry, we took out that homophobic ass Spencer last week.

[Ryland]

Say homophobic.

[Chris]

He was homeless.

[Shane Dawson]

He was homeless.

[Spencer]

Weren't you homophobic?

[Chris]

Very different things.

[Shane Dawson]

Very different.

[Jared]

I'm sorry, producers, I confused homophobic with homeless again.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, and big updates. Okay, we're really taking it up a notch on this episode. Like, because I knew we were doing this in advance, I went all out. We have an hoh. Look at this.

[Chris]

It stands for homeless or homophobic.

[Shane Dawson]

That's a game.

[Chris]

There it is.

[Spencer]

It looks luxurious this time.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so we are all battling for the hoh. Julie, take it away.

[Ryland]

Our first game of the head of household game will be what the bleep. Each contestant will have a video from the previous podcast episode. But one word will be bleed, and everyone has to guess what that word is.

[Spencer]

I won't know.

[Ryland]

Contestants, get your whiteboards ready.

[Spencer]

Oh, I love this game. But I have friends who regularly ask me about, like, previous episodes and things. They're like, what did you mean? And I'm like, I remember nothing I've ever said on the podcast ever.

[Ryland]

So Chris will be bad at this game.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here is the first. Just want the bleep.

[Spencer]

But that's only because men are scientifically proven to be. Oh, oh, wait, maybe I remember. Hold on. This is the thing I say in life. Sorry. That's only because men are scientifically proven to be.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I know. I know it.

[Jared]

I know it too.

[Spencer]

I know only cause it's a thing I regularly say in life.

[Jared]

Me too.

[Ryland]

I feel like this is what she does when they're. Like when they don't have the camera.

[Jared]

On her, she's just like, she's taking off her high heels.

[Shane Dawson]

You are a different person. It's freaking.

[Jared]

I, like, keep thinking you're a woman, man.

[Lizzy]

I have no idea.

[Spencer]

Honestly, if I get this one right, that's all I needed.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm very happy. You're welcome. This is your post surgery present.

[Spencer]

Thank you.

[Ryland]

All right, answers revealed in three, two, one.

[Shane Dawson]

Reveal. Trash. Pervert. I said strong pervert.

[Jared]

Strong men are strong.

[Spencer]

That's so nice.

[Shane Dawson]

Chris loves men. Sticking up for them. Wow, Perverts.

[Chris]

I have a guess.

[Jared]

And we're doing who gets the most points Right.

[Shane Dawson]

We are. Oh, right. Let's see. I didn't even watch the video to see if it was right. I'm pretty sure it is, but that's.

[Spencer]

Only because men are scientifically proven to be trash.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, there we go.

[Spencer]

It is scientifically proven.

[Shane Dawson]

I heard that Lizzie, Ryland and Shane.

[Ryland]

Each got a point. Jireed and Sandee don't. And Chris, let's do the next round.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you, Julie. All right, number two.

[Chris]

They'Ve all, you know, I don't like it because it's almost degrading a little. No, it's definitely, you know my name. Yeah, you know, you can call me, but don't call me oh, oh my.

[Shane Dawson]

God, do I know too?

[Spencer]

I'll cry.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, I need it again.

[Chris]

They've all, you know, I don't like it because it's almost degrading a little bit. No, it's definitely, you know my name. Yeah, you know, you can call me, but don't call me.

[Jared]

I know the second one. Well, is it a two parter? You can call me Blank, but don't call me Blank.

[Lizzy]

Julie.

[Shane Dawson]

It could be.

[Ryland]

If it is, you'll get a point for each correct answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh, that's fun.

[Lizzy]

Show me what you're going to write on your board.

[Chris]

Cheating ass.

[Shane Dawson]

I got it.

[Ryland]

Everyone please reveal your answers.

[Shane Dawson]

Buddy and Bud.

[Ryland]

Buddy and Bud.

[Jared]

Oh, bro makes Ginger.

[Shane Dawson]

Ginger.

[Lizzy]

It doesn't make sense, cuz. He's all, just call me Ginger.

[Ryland]

Let's see what he said.

[Chris]

You know, I don't like it, cuz it's almost degrading a little bit. No, it's definitely, you know my name. You know, you can call me dude, but don't call me Bud.

[Lizzy]

Fuck. Nobody got it right.

[Chris]

I said dude first.

[Ryland]

None of us who had Lizzy's the.

[Jared]

Only one that got Bud is the second one, though. Chris is the second one.

[Sandy]

Not Buddy.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I got. I got Bud too for the second one.

[Ryland]

Well, as we said previously, I feel.

[Lizzy]

Like if you don't get both of them right, it's wrong.

[Jared]

It's.

[Chris]

I agree.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Julie, what do you think?

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I'll agree.

[Ryland]

I'm easily swayed. No one scored a point in that round.

[Shane Dawson]

Damn.

[Lizzy]

And I didn't say that just because I lost.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my gosh, we have a Lizzy one.

[Jared]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here we go.

[Sandy]

That's why I think it's going to be a human thing instead of a natural disaster, because, like, I might be leading it. Get behind me.

[Jared]

I am your man.

[Lizzy]

I swear, I watch these podcasts. I can't think of.

[Ryland]

All right, please reveal your answers.

[Chris]

Plus one for Jared.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Jared]

All of you said God.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my gosh. I said leader.

[Jared]

I thought there's no way you're that crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Wait, who got.

[Ryland]

Well, let's not erase this. Don't erase yet.

[Lizzy]

It's everybody except me and Rick.

[Jared]

We have to play the video.

[Ryland]

We have to play the answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Sandy]

That's why I think it's going to be a human thing instead of a natural disaster. Because, like, I might be fucking leading it. Get behind me.

[Shane Dawson]

I am your God.

[Ryland]

Let's see who took the Lord's name in vain. Chris, Jared, Shane, Jireed, Jereed, and Lizzie all got a point.

[Sandy]

Bow down, bitches. I'm about to be your hoh.

[Shane Dawson]

What is that accent? I don't know.

[Sandy]

I'm just trying to be nasty.

[Shane Dawson]

Southern. I love it. No, I love it. Okay, here's our next one. You know what I'll do tonight? I'm gonna tell my no to go to your house and give you a little scratch.

[Spencer]

Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I changed my mind. Wait, can you play it again?

[Shane Dawson]

You know what I'll do tonight? I'm gonna tell my no to go to your house and give you a little scratch.

[Spencer]

Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I changed my mind.

[Shane Dawson]

Julie's really not gonna.

[Spencer]

Did you do this to be nice to me? I actually know stuff.

[Shane Dawson]

Maybe the appendix was the root of your bad memory.

[Chris]

All of a sudden my memory's incredible going forward.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Spencer]

Manifesting that for myself.

[Ryland]

Does everyone have an answer?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Ryland]

Please reveal your answers.

[Shane Dawson]

Damon Dick.

[Jared]

Oh, shit. I put Garner.

[Shane Dawson]

I put Garden.

[Jared]

Jerry, Jereed. Jireed.

[Shane Dawson]

He said scratch.

[Chris]

Diary room. They are buying it, thinking I'm stupid. Just wait. And I don't like this New girl Diary.

[Sandy]

I think that Gerard guy is stupid.

[Jared]

Diary. Chris keeps saying he has a bad memory, but he's winning at everything, so I'm starting to catch on to him.

[Shane Dawson]

Diary in the last episode, if you don't remember, I called it and I voted. I tried to vote Chris out because he wanted to seem like he couldn't do stuff, but secretly he's a genius and now he's proving me right. Also, I think there's something wrong with Julie. I hope she gets helpful. Okay, here's the answer. You know what I'll do tonight? I'm gonna tell my demon no to go to your House and give you a little scratch.

[Spencer]

Don't do that. Please don't do that. I don't need proof. I changed my mind.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, demon.

[Ryland]

And please raise your hand if you had demon. That means Chris, Shane and Lizzy all got a pen.

[Spencer]

If anyone wants a better memory, get your appendix.

[Jared]

Are you gonna give us an update on the score, Julie?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, what's the update?

[Ryland]

All right, now the score's off. Chris and Shane and Lizzie all have three. Rylan and Sandy have one. And Jerry has zero points.

[Lizzy]

I have one.

[Chris]

Just as I hoped.

[Shane Dawson]

So we finished all of the uncensored clips. You might think that the winner is about to be chosen. But guess what, Julie, I hate to steal your thunder. Please do, Julie. What do we have in store for everybody?

[Ryland]

We have the guess, the.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh.

[Ryland]

This jingle is about game. Now please take out your buzzers that were handed to you.

[Jared]

Is this only between the. The. The three that are.

[Shane Dawson]

This is for two points.

[Lizzy]

I gotta win.

[Shane Dawson]

I think they all do a different sound. Okay, so how this is gonna work is I had our queen from Fiverr make us a song, a jingle.

[Spencer]

Oh, sorry.

[Shane Dawson]

And sorry, same. That's how I feel. And one of us is the answer to the jingle. It's a riddle. So whoever buzzes in first and gets a correct answer will get two points. Okay, but be careful. It is a riddle and it is a jingle. So you never know.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, you ready? I'm so excited.

[Ryland]

3, 2, 1.

[Shane Dawson]

Let's go. This grower has a lot of emotions running through his head. His zodiac is cancer and it's getting Chris.

[Lizzy]

I say wait, who buzz in first?

[Jared]

To me?

[Ryland]

I think it was Rylan.

[Jared]

I said Shane.

[Ryland]

The answer is Shane.

[Shane Dawson]

But that only.

[Jared]

Puts me at a tie.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, hold on. First of all, let's listen to the whole jingle cause I wanna hear more. This grower has a lot of emotions running through his head. His zodiac is cancer and his skin gets red.

[Jared]

He has a lot of type of.

[Shane Dawson]

Things that are big, cheap and full of lead. Wow, that was good.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, that was good.

[Shane Dawson]

I love you. She is so good. Queen, we need to do a whole round of that next time.

[Lizzy]

Oh wait, that one was fun.

[Jared]

Did I have two points? So that puts me in the lead at four points.

[Ryland]

Incorrect. You had one point. Oh, so now we have a four way tie with Chris, Shane, Ryland and Lizzie, all with three points.

[Jared]

Shane, did you create a tiebreaker?

[Shane Dawson]

I think the jingle was supposed to.

[Ryland]

Be this just in from the control room. You've been given an extra point. Rylan. You won the tiebreaker.

[Shane Dawson]

Hoh.

[Jared]

I'm the new hoh. And I'm putting the showmance on the block because, uh.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, forget your robe. You gotta enjoy.

[Jared]

Let me get my flowers.

[Shane Dawson]

Diver room. I feel really good about Rylan winning. I feel like he's not gonna attack me because he's. He's not threatened by me. He's threatened by the other gay people in the house.

[Chris]

Diary room. This is where me and Ryland's alliance will truly go into effect. I know he got my back. Let's see how this goes.

[Shane Dawson]

Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode, but please don't go anywhere. You can grab your hot dog and your merch in a second. I mean, come on, the show has just begun. Now take out your phones, turn on that flashlight. Cause I'm about to sing real slow. But not before I tell you a personal story about my life. Something very obviously scripted, but I pretend, pretend like it's so natural. I've never talked about this before. Oh, and then I break into a song. Makes you cry. Then I remind you that my meet and greet tickets are $2,000. See you backstage. Oh, the life of a pop star. Well, unfortunately, me and none of you guys are pop stars. Unless maybe you are. But if you can't be them, see them. And when you do, make sure to get your tickets on SeatGeek. See what I did there? I don't. That's right. It is concert season, baby. That means they're all coming back. Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, Noah Khan, Niall Horn, Warren. We've been waiting. These hands couldn't get any slower. Nile, what does that mean? So, as you guys know, SeatGeek takes all the tickets across the Internet and puts them all in one place just for you. And it finds you the best prices. It rates the ticket prices from 1 to 10. So if you see a little dot and it's red, that means don't get this ticket way overpriced. And if you see a little green dot, that means ding. This is a good price. And they don't just have concert tickets. They have pretty much every event you could think of that needs a day ticket. They have it. And I mean, Sabrina Carpenter, she's taking over the world. Rylan's definitely gonna go. He's definitely gonna leave me at home because he doesn't want me to interrupt his girls night. But when he does go, you know what he's gonna do? He's gonna use code GROWER10 because they are giving you guys a brand new exclusive Offer me. It doesn't matter how many times you've used SeatGeek. When you go to checkout, use code GROWER10 to get 10 off of your order, so please check it out. I'll put the link in the top description below. Download the app if you don't have it already and check out what's going on, because everybody's going out on tour right now. It's crazy. Like, literally everyone except for me. Don't worry, I'm planning it. My set list includes. Why are we here? Can we go home? And thank God SeatGeek got me these real cheap. So thank you so much, seatgeek. Please check them out and I will see you guys a little later in the show. Did I have espresso? What is wrong with me? Okay, bye.

[Lizzy]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Jared]

Okay, you guys, I'm just gonna be up in my hoh room eating my snacks with my pictures of my family that none of y'all losers have. So if you guys just want to filter in one by one, I'll hear what you have to say, but no picture promises.

[Sandy]

Hey, girl.

[Jared]

Hey, bff.

[Sandy]

So we know how this is going to go down, right, girl?

[Jared]

Yeah. Who do you hate? Who would you nominate if you were in my position?

[Sandy]

Probably J. Reed.

[Jared]

Yeah, he's a. Oh, wow. He's pretty gay.

[Shane Dawson]

It's Jerry. Going to go do a one on one.

[Chris]

Hey, Rylan, you already know what's up. Hey, Jerry, I just farted in your room and left.

[Jared]

Oh, well, Jerry, I was willing to make amends with you and put my badass pregnant friend on the block, but not now that you farted.

[Shane Dawson]

Huh?

[Chris]

Sorry, wasn't listening.

[Shane Dawson]

Bye.

[Chris]

Bye, Tittles.

[Jared]

Wow, the disrespect. Seriously.

[Chris]

Hey, everybody. Everybody in the house. Rylan is saying slurs.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Chris]

Against me. He's getting me out.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, first, Rylan, I just want to talk to you. You. I think that you should probably look into Chris because you think I'm in a show romance right here, but I'm really just playing because I'm going to be alliance with you. So once you get Chris out of here, I'll get on your guys.

[Spencer]

That was sneaky.

[Jared]

That was sneaky, I have to say, because, you know, kind of confused about this in a showmance with a woman. Your. Your husband Jerry, who is gay, by the way, I've been meaning to tell you. So if you were to ever leave a voicemail on the Shane Dawson podcast, I would say, yes, your husband is, in fact, gay.

[Lizzy]

I know, I know. He likes a tickle in the butt that. I've been very worried.

[Jared]

So don't worry. If you. If you align with me, you're just the pawn. You still have a Chance at the $750,000. You can share it with that F word off camera.

[Lizzy]

I'm just trying to help you out because I'm thinking we get rid of Chris and me, Lizzie, and you team up against Jerry and get him out of here.

[Jared]

Here's the thing. Jerry's the bigger threat, so I feel more comfortable getting him out now and then I'll just take Chris out whenever I need to.

[Spencer]

All right.

[Lizzy]

I just feel like. Don't low play Chris. I feel like he's got big moves ahead.

[Sandy]

Also, diary. I don't know if you guys have noticed, but Sandy has the most beautiful, deep, dark chocolate eyes.

[Spencer]

Oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Spencer]

What's happening here?

[Sandy]

I just thought someone should point it out.

[Jared]

The whole cast is lgbtqia.

[Sandy]

I'm just saying she has beautiful eyes.

[Shane Dawson]

Lesbian diary room. My plan is working perfectly. I'm staying under the radar. I didn't do a one on one with Rylan. I didn't even look at his hoh room because I want him to forget I'm eating even here.

[Chris]

Diary room. Okay, so this is the real me. I've been playing this character the whole time. I do think the jig is up. Me and wifey here are getting exposed. So if I go home, at least I got her. And we're splitting that money.

[Shane Dawson]

Why am I shook? This is what I've wanted from big brother my whole life. I've wanted somebody to be a different person in the house and then a different person in diary room. She's giving me everything I needed. America's favorite player locked in.

[Spencer]

But none of us know this is happening. No, that was a diary room.

[Jared]

All right, as you guys know, it's my job to nominate two house guests. You know, it's all love around here. I love all walks of life. No matter where you're from or who you love, I love you all.

[Shane Dawson]

Hypocrite.

[Jared]

Tonight there's just two people that I really can't trust or let go any further in this house. House. So, Jared, I nominate you. And Cindy, I nominate you. Oh, I wish you guys all the best in the veto competition. You guys know who my target collectively as a house is, and I'm hoping you'll vote in my favor.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Diary room. This is getting pretty bad. I'm feeling like we need to go to plan C at this point. So I think I'm gonna sacrifice myself for the betterness of my household, and I'm just going to go ahead and all out destroy myself when I get out there.

[Lizzy]

Diary. Lizzy hit on me. So I think that if Jereed takes himself out, I'll go ahead and do an alliance with Lizzy and take Rylan out.

[Sandy]

Diary. I feel like I'm too easily manipulated and I'm in a very vulnerable condition. And I'm not sure if these are contractions or Braxton Hicks, but this baby is n. Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Ding dong. Oh my gosh. Guys, guys, who is that? Oh, my God, it's Zingbot. Oh, my God.

[Jared]

This has been my lifelong dream. To get Zinged by Zingbot.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, dyer room.

[Chris]

Who the fuck is Zingbot?

[Shane Dawson]

Diary room. Zingbot is here. If you haven't seen the show, Zingbot is a robot who comes in the house and roasts all the house guests. And he's brutal. I'm so scared. Oh, my God. Zingbot is the best part of Big Brother. Yes. It goes fucking hard. So let me explain how we did this. So I went to ChatGPT and I asked them to roast each of us in like, one sentence to give us some zings. So here we go. I'm gonna play them back and then Zingbot, you know, just pretend like you're saying them. Okay, here we go. Oh, God, I think Zingbot's looking at me. Shane's been canceled so many times, even his shadow unfollowed him. I love Zingbot.

[Jared]

I.

[Shane Dawson]

What is mean?

[Jared]

The Zing.

[Shane Dawson]

That is mean. Zingbot. Oh my God.

[Jared]

That was cool.

[Spencer]

This is my favorite part of Big Brother.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, that was good. Uh oh. I think Zingbot's looking at Jared or Jared.

[Spencer]

Jared better back the up.

[Shane Dawson]

Jared's so cheap, he brings his own popcorn to the movies and still complains about the price.

[Chris]

You damn fucking right eyed do.

[Shane Dawson]

Uh oh.

[Chris]

I own it. I fucking own it. And y'all, next time we all go to the movies, I ain't even fucking sharing.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait a minute. Zingbot is looking at Spencer, which is weird cause Spencer's watching From home. Spencer is so cheap. He tips his waiters in thoughts and prayers. Zing. Yes. That was good. Well, I've never thought of that.

[Jared]

Just writing thoughts and verse.

[Sandy]

That's so funny.

[Spencer]

Oh no.

[Shane Dawson]

Singapore's looking at Chris.

[Spencer]

Oh no.

[Jared]

Oh no, wait.

[Spencer]

The mask is so scary.

[Shane Dawson]

Chris is so into fat man, he sees a buffet and thinks it's a speed dating event. Remember when ChatGPT would be like, I am not gonna say fat, I am not gonna say a slur. And that's happy G is just going in. Holy shit. Uh oh. I think, I think Zingpod's looking at Lizzy and her baby. Lizzy's got red hair and a red headed baby. Together they are a walking fire hazard.

[Chris]

Zing.

[Sandy]

That was a little lame, Zingbot.

[Shane Dawson]

A little lame. Little lame Zingbot. Uh oh. It looks like Zingbot's looking at Sandy.

[Chris]

Uh oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Sandy's taste in men is the same as her taste in milk. Raw, white, and clumpy. Zing.

[Chris]

Okay, that definitely didn't seem like a roast to Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

Fuck using that got astray with that thing. Wow.

[Jared]

Yeah, Zig has it out for you, Jerry.

[Lizzy]

Oh my God.

[Sandy]

Oh no, she's laughing so hard.

[Shane Dawson]

This is everything. Looks like there's one final zing for Rylan. Ryland rollerblades to his gay hookup dates because even if the sex is awkward and bumpy, at least his arrival will be smooth.

[Chris]

That seems like that seemed precise.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Thank you, Zingbot.

[Jared]

Thank you, Zingbot. We love you.

[Shane Dawson]

You are all a bunch of fucking Zingbot. What? Zing.

[Jared]

Looks like CBS has taken my side after all.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, I'm gonna take a quick little pee break and when we come back, we have the craziest veto competition. Oh, sorry, Julie. I guess this is your thing. Well, Julie's a little.

[Ryland]

I'm a little busy right now.

[Shane Dawson]

We have the craziest veto competition ever with prizes and punishments.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Shane Dawson]

See you in a second.

[Ryland]

All right, everyone back and ready to play the iconic veto game, Prizes and punishments.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

In this game, each person will pick a box that has either a prize or a punishment. The boxes. The boxes will be labeled from numbers one to six. After that person picks, the following person can choose to either pick a new box or swap with the previous house guest. One of the boxes will contain the veto power. Here are the prizes and punishments. And we've given Chatgpt everyone's name to create a randomized order of picking.

[Lizzy]

I know what I want.

[Ryland]

First is Ryland.

[Jared]

Thank you, Chatgpt.

[Ryland]

Which prize would you pick?

[Jared]

For some reason, number one is really calling to me.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Sandy]

Looks good with your robe, daddy.

[Jared]

Number one. And so I'm a little confused. I'm the first person gets the least amount of say in what they get to keep.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, you got the worst spot because now anybody that goes next can steal this from you.

[Spencer]

Like White Elephant.

[Lizzy]

Wait, so do you have to open it now then?

[Jared]

I wish I would have known the strategy then. I would have chosen better.

[Lizzy]

I hope I'm last.

[Jared]

Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice. Congrats. You get to celebrate the release of the upcoming movie Beetlejuice 2 by wearing a Beetlejuice costume for the rest of the show.

[Ryland]

Congratulations.

[Lizzy]

It definitely sounded like he was gonna get tickets to the theater.

[Sandy]

I thought he was just getting cursed.

[Jared]

No, this is what big brother does. They get, like, paid to promote whatever movie's coming out or CBS is aligned with the movie. And so they always do these cheesy integrations where it's like, now I have to wear this costume, but really it's just promotion for CBS's new movie.

[Shane Dawson]

And the costume also comes with face paint. We're gonna be full on Beetlejuice. So I.

[Jared]

Please take it.

[Shane Dawson]

Please. Okay, who's next?

[Sandy]

Beetlejuice.

[Ryland]

Beetlejuice in theaters now. Picking next will be Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

I pick number two. The pink one. Right.

[Ryland]

Let's see what's in box number two.

[Spencer]

Nice little pop. Oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my gosh.

[Spencer]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know.

[Spencer]

I thought you knew.

[Shane Dawson]

Seems bad.

[Sandy]

Chris.

[Spencer]

No. Stop it. Congrats. You get to try the new viral McDonald's treat taking over the world wide web.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Spencer]

Yum.

[Ryland]

Our friends at McDonald's have a video.

[Shane Dawson]

To show McDonald's hack. You need to know.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. Dig out the vanilla soft serve into a cup. Squeeze a packet of ketchup on the soft serve. Stir, stir, stir, stir, stir.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

No.

[Lizzy]

I expected it to taste like sour plum. Soft serve, plum taste.

[Shane Dawson]

Go, try.

[Spencer]

I was so excited because they just, like, re released, like, pumpkin pies and stuff, and I thought it was gonna be that, and I was so happy.

[Shane Dawson]

What the Sour plums top serve. Congrats, Chris.

[Ryland]

Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Yay.

[Ryland]

Would you like to swap with as.

[Jared]

You could swap with me?

[Spencer]

Yeah, I'd rather than eat this.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Jared]

Yay.

[Ryland]

Wow. Interesting choice.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so update. Ryland so far has the soft. Oh, my screen.

[Jared]

You know, Chris has the beetle, and I like ketchup. And if it's just a little bit, when once you mix it in, it's Just.

[Lizzy]

I think it was a whole pack, right?

[Jared]

Yeah, but it's like in a whole thing of soft serve.

[Spencer]

That's true.

[Ryland]

Okay, when Spencer was a boy, he used to eat bowls of ketchup. I heard.

[Shane Dawson]

Me too.

[Ryland]

Okay, picking next will be.

[Lizzy]

Not me.

[Ryland]

Sandy. Oh, Sandy, which box would you like to pick?

[Lizzy]

I'll pick number four. Dang orange. Okay. A Jersey mica gift card. All right.

[Spencer]

How much do you want to swap?

[Shane Dawson]

$50.

[Jared]

Oh, my God. That's a lifetime supply.

[Lizzy]

I'm obviously gonna stick with this.

[Chris]

Of chips.

[Ryland]

Picking next will be Jaheed. Jerid, which box would you like to pick?

[Chris]

6.

[Jared]

It's so obvious. That's the power of Vita.

[Sandy]

Looking back, I was gonna pick number six.

[Ryland]

Let's see what's in box number six.

[Lizzy]

Feels heavy.

[Sandy]

It's confetti.

[Shane Dawson]

I think he opened up the exploding box. Wrong.

[Ryland]

He opened up the prank box incorrectly. He kept his thumb on the prank part.

[Shane Dawson]

No way. Did you know?

[Ryland]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, maybe the prize is written on a card though. In there.

[Jared]

Maybe still open the box.

[Ryland]

That prank didn't go well.

[Chris]

Congrats. You get to spend the rest of the episode in a chicken costume.

[Ryland]

Jerry, would you like to swap with anyone else?

[Spencer]

You can take this, Jared.

[Jared]

It's another costume.

[Chris]

Let me be a chicken.

[Ryland]

Up next is Shane.

[Sandy]

What the heck?

[Ryland]

Box five or box three?

[Shane Dawson]

Five. Damn.

[Ryland]

Let's see what's in box number four.

[Shane Dawson]

Fun. Oh, my God.

[Jared]

Is it.

[Shane Dawson]

It's a Golden Power veto.

[Lizzy]

Diary. I'm so glad that Lizzy is super into me. Cuz she's probably going to steal the power of veto and she's going to save me diary room.

[Sandy]

I'm not sure what's more valuable to me at this pregnant state, but it might be the Jersey mite.

[Ryland]

Okay, well, Lizzy, you're the final, final contestant and you will get box number three.

[Sandy]

Oh, no.

[Ryland]

What's in box number three?

[Jared]

What if it's like 700?

[Sandy]

What if it's a kitten?

[Shane Dawson]

What is it?

[Jared]

What is this?

[Sandy]

Is it what it is?

[Ryland]

It goes on your wrist.

[Shane Dawson]

Is it an apple watch? It's an apple watch.

[Jared]

No, wait.

[Shane Dawson]

What? What?

[Spencer]

How do I open it? You want to trade?

[Ryland]

Would Missy like to trade?

[Sandy]

Is it literally an apple watch?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

Can you screw the power of veto?

[Jared]

Holy shit. Don't open it if you're not gonna keep it.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I'm gonna keep it.

[Sandy]

So who else is gonna get it?

[Jared]

Well, no, I'm just.

[Sandy]

Should I trade it for the Jersey mics or the power of veto? I'm gonna.

[Jared]

Power of veto.

[Shane Dawson]

This is a hard thing.

[Sandy]

It's really over the Jersey mics.

[Shane Dawson]

Let's be real.

[Jared]

Wow, this is such a budget.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, there's always a big prize on the show. There's always, like, a prize.

[Spencer]

Congrats.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Sandy]

Thank you so much. Thank you, big brother.

[Spencer]

Mama dad deserves this.

[Shane Dawson]

That's cool.

[Lizzy]

Happy push present.

[Sandy]

Thanks, guys. That's crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Looks like we're all winners here. Except Jared and Chris and Rylan.

[Jared]

No, I'm excited.

[Ryland]

Do you have to eat that?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my gosh. Wait, hold on. Let me put on my veto. Goes with my outfit. Okay, so before the power veto meeting, where I choose what to do with this, we have to take a really quick break because we need to get somebody in a Beetlejuice costume and somebody else in a chicken.

[Ryland]

We'll be right back.

[Jared]

Wow.

[Sandy]

Well, we're not getting him, like, in a chicken. Like, it's a chicken suit. Just for clarity.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, yeah. No, just a suit.

[Sandy]

Just for the literal audience.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Lizzy]

There's confetti all over your crotch.

[Jared]

I know.

[Shane Dawson]

That's the prize.

[Chris]

Like, Chris, you look so good after the surgery.

[Shane Dawson]

Thanks.

[Jared]

It looks more healthy.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa. That point.

[Sandy]

That was good.

[Shane Dawson]

The juice is loose.

[Jared]

Oh, my God. Maybe you are a great actor. I've never seen you act great.

[Sandy]

Kind of sexy.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. I'm like, hard.

[Jared]

Put him in a character driven movie.

[Sandy]

Do it again.

[Shane Dawson]

I would love that.

[Sandy]

Do it again.

[Spencer]

I don't know any other dialogues.

[Sandy]

Say it again.

[Shane Dawson]

We can't talk like that. I can talk like this. The juice is loose.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Jared]

This is the best version of Chris. I'm so. I'm so grateful towards you and so happy for you. At the same time, I appreciate you.

[Spencer]

Cause I'm much more comfortable like this.

[Ryland]

Than I am myself, so.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Jared]

Okay. Dark. But also, Shane, I would have had a full blown meltdown if you tried to put me in that.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, you wouldn't have pulled that off, so.

[Jared]

Thank you, Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Also continuing in the next Big Brother episode, I think you should just come back as Beetlejuice. You're really owning it.

[Sandy]

This is fire. Chris, this is good for you.

[Shane Dawson]

And Jared, you look great too.

[Chris]

No, I. I feel good.

[Ryland]

That sounds like a foreign person doing, like, a chicken.

[Jared]

And normally in real Big Brother, the person in the chicken costume would have to do an annoying task at any random moment of the day and night.

[Sandy]

Oh, that's awful.

[Spencer]

Perfect.

[Shane Dawson]

But we're not going to make you do that. But we are going to make RYLAN Try the McDonald's head ready?

[Jared]

Yes. Julie has delivered me with my ingredients.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Chris]

I feel like it's a punishment for all of us to watch.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

It's so bad, I can't look away.

[Shane Dawson]

Why are you holding it so high?

[Jared]

For the camera angle.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you.

[Jared]

I just wanted to show you guys I'm not cheating.

[Lizzy]

You could have put more in it.

[Sandy]

Marissa, you.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm not looking. It stings. It stinks.

[Jared]

I want to make sure that it's fully mixed. Okay, everybody tell us if it tastes.

[Ryland]

Like sour plum between the video.

[Jared]

Sour plum, the color of it.

[Shane Dawson]

What is a sour plum? Sounds good.

[Jared]

Okay, are you ready?

[Shane Dawson]

No. Yes.

[Spencer]

No.

[Ryland]

That's biblical God.

[Spencer]

He's going back.

[Sandy]

You're like to go back, bro.

[Shane Dawson]

This is how the babies eat.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, come on. Review.

[Jared]

Not bad. What? Honestly, it's not bad. If you didn't tell me it was. If you just handed this to me and we're like, new McDonald's menu item, I'd be like, no, it's not bad.

[Lizzy]

What does it taste like?

[Sandy]

Sour plum.

[Lizzy]

Like, I don't even know what sour plum tastes like, but does it taste like plum?

[Jared]

If you really think about it, diluted ketchup and ice cream. But I would not get sour plum. I would say, okay, you keep eating it.

[Chris]

It might be good. If you dip fries in it, then.

[Jared]

McDonald's ice cream is so good, it's hard to make bad.

[Shane Dawson]

Let's move on.

[Sandy]

For the love of God.

[Jared]

Does anybody else want to try it?

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Jared]

After you lick the soup.

[Ryland]

Okay, now we're moving on to the veto. The village veto meeting.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so as you guys all know, I have the power to use veto on one of the nominees, Jireed or Sandy. Before I choose whether or not I'm gonna use the veto. Jireed and Sandy, you have one last chance to sway me to your way. Jireed.

[Chris]

You know what? Use it on Sandy. Reverse psychology.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm sorry, what was that?

[Chris]

I think you should keep me around because I see you giggling at my joke. I know that you be loving it.

[Lizzy]

I think that you need to keep me because I feel like I got everybody else in the palm of my hand. I got Lizzy, I got Chris, and wherever Lizzy goes, Rylan's gonna go.

[Sandy]

Can I hear this? Sandy? Looking a little shady to me. Sandy. People. What happened? Lizzie?

[Lizzy]

I thought we were cool.

[Shane Dawson]

I did too.

[Ryland]

Yeah, I thought you guys were, like, hitting on each other.

[Sandy]

I thought so.

[Ryland]

I thought you were hitting on each other.

[Shane Dawson]

Diary room.

[Jared]

What happened to your voice diary Room. Wow, these idiots really have no idea Shane and I are married behind the scenes. They haven't caught onto us at all.

[Shane Dawson]

No, we're not doing this.

[Jared]

Sure. He's for sure gonna do whatever.

[Shane Dawson]

Diamond room. I don't know who the fuck he is. Never met in my life. Also, who is Beetlejuice? I don't remember. Who is in the house?

[Jared]

Who do they think these rings are from?

[Shane Dawson]

Diary room. Look at all his rings. Do you really think he needs to win the money?

[Lizzy]

I don't think so.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I have decided not to use the power of veto on Sandy. I'm using it on you. Hello. Thank you.

[Chris]

Thank you. Diary room. His ass is leaving next week. I can't trust him.

[Lizzy]

Diary room. Maybe Shane and Jerrid are siblings.

[Shane Dawson]

What? Ryland, because I've chosen to use the power of veto on Jireed, you unfortunately have to make another nomination.

[Jared]

Oh, this is so difficult. Houseguests, you know I love you all. We're little sisters and after the show, we're all going to be great friends. But obviously I can't nominate my bestie prego girlfriend. So, Chris, you're hitting that block. What?

[Chris]

I thought Ryland was like macho gay.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what? He switched. Diary room. Rylan can't play in the head of household competition next week, so he is.

[Jared]

Oh, Diary room. This sucks because I can't nominate Shane. He won the veto. Jared was already on the block and now Sandy's sitting there. But she was always my pawn because we like to touch earth together.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, Julie.

[Ryland]

Well, after all that, it's time for.

[Jared]

The live vote and eviction.

[Shane Dawson]

The nomination have to sway our votes, Right? Right.

[Lizzy]

All right, guys. I just want to let you know that I feel like I am the person that needs to be saved because I know how to play this game, I know what everybody needs, and I know how to make us win. So choose me to stay here. Chris doesn't know how to play the game, just so you guys know. He thinks he's Beetlejuice, for heaven's sake.

[Spencer]

Are you saying I'm not obviously in the Voice.

[Sandy]

Please, in the Voice.

[Shane Dawson]

Obviously, this is a stronger argument.

[Spencer]

Sandy just said that I'm terrible at the game. So if you keep that in mind, that means there's no chance I'm gonna win. So I'm the better option to keep here. Cause I'm not gonna win. Thank you for making my point, Sandy.

[Jared]

I was about to vote out the lesser of two evils, but now one of the two evils has become my Ally.

[Spencer]

And let's just remember that Sandy and Jharid clearly have something going on. So they're gonna win. If one of them wins, they win.

[Sandy]

They both win.

[Spencer]

I'm alone.

[Sandy]

I never met him before.

[Shane Dawson]

Here.

[Ryland]

It's time for the live vote. We will do this mafia style. Everyone's heads will be down. Well, everyone. So three people's heads will be down. Now, those in favor of sending Sandy home, please raise your hand.

[Shane Dawson]

Don't do it.

[Ryland]

Very well. Those in favor of sending Chris home. Very well. Townspeople, wake up. How's k? Wake up.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland]

There was a. There was a vicious vote last night turning into mafia.

[Chris]

It looks way more evil with Louie.

[Ryland]

On you and the house guests. Who will be evicted from the house.

[Jared]

By a vote of.

[Ryland]

By a vote of 2 to 1 is. Sandy.

[Jared]

I knew it.

[Lizzy]

Who voted for me to go home?

[Jared]

Julie will tell you in your exit interview.

[Ryland]

Well, it's time for your extra interview.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, Sandy. We love you so much.

[Jared]

We love you, Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

Sandy.

[Lizzy]

I'll just find new people to go ground with. Guys, see you later.

[Jared]

Honestly, I'm glad I could get one of my targets out because if it wasn't Jerry, it had to be his counterpart, Chris. He's a fellow and I wanted him to stay.

[Shane Dawson]

Sandy, call me outside. I love you.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, maybe. Probably not. Guys, see you guys later. Jerry, bring the money home.

[Jared]

I knew it.

[Ryland]

And the only person who didn't want to vote Sandy off was a member of that home.

[Lizzy]

I knew it.

[Ryland]

Jireed.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, exit interview.

[Ryland]

So, Sandy, how do you feel about your time in the house?

[Lizzy]

Well, I feel like I should have stayed longer. I'm kind of sidetracked, to be honest, because I thought definitely they were going to send Chris home. But, you know, seeing him with his Beetlejuice outfit and avoid, I feel like that really won them over.

[Ryland]

Would you like to take real life revenge on anyone once this is over?

[Lizzy]

Can I say that on public tv?

[Ryland]

Yes, you can. You can.

[Lizzy]

I'm just gonna say possibly, possibly not. Wink, wink.

[Ryland]

Tune into the news for that. Well, thank you all. We're done, right?

[Lizzy]

I feel like that's how real life Julie is.

[Ryland]

Well, thank you all for being with us on this episode. Welcome to big brother. I'm Julie Chen Moonves and may the lord be with you.

[Sandy]

Hello. With you, Julie.

[Ryland]

I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, wow. Who's left? Okay, so we have two black and white photos on the memory wall of Sandy and Spencer, R.I.P. but who's left? Me, Jared, Beetlejuice, Lizzy and Ryland. This is big, guys. There's still a lot of game to play. If you want us to keep going on this big brother journey, let us know in the comments. Give this video a thumbs up and maybe the winner will get a big cash prize. Maybe we'll do that. Maybe Raycon will hit us up.

[Jared]

With Sandy out of the house, which house guest will rise to power?

[Shane Dawson]

He wants to be.

[Chris]

He couldn't help it. He couldn't help it.

[Shane Dawson]

No, no.

[Ryland]

I already said all that.

[Sandy]

Watch Ryland get an actual job offer out of this.

[Shane Dawson]

I've been begging for years.

[Sandy]

Let him have it.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, well, we're going to take a quick little break, and when we come back, conspiracy corner. Get ready, guys. I have some news. Summer. Oh, it's over, baby. That's right. We are moving into fall. For all those insane people who like to wear swimsuits and shorts and go frolic around in the sun, this is very devastating news for people like me who consider every weather hoodie weather. Fall is just what we've been waiting for. And you know the best way to celebrate fall, y'all? Making a big old cup of pumpkin coffee. Pumpkin. I guess I say pumpkin. Wrapping yourself in a big old blankie. I guess I say blinky. Putting on your little toe socks, tucking into the couch, whipping out your phone and playing a little Drag kings Casino. That's right. Not only did you win because summer is over and it's fall, y'all, you won because DraftKings casino is giving you guys a special offer. If you haven't checked it out already, on DraftKings Casino, you can play hundreds of games. They have classic table games, they have slots or they have fan favorite cash eruption. So what they're gonna do for you is new players can play just 5 bucks and get 50 instantly in casino credits. So download the DraftKings app and sign up with code Grower. Then press play on your favorite game and join. Join the Fall Thug. And as always, if you have a gambling problem, call 1-800-GAMBLER or in West Virginia, visit www.1-800GAMBLER.net. In Connecticut, help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-78-9-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly. 21/physically present in Connecticut, Michigan, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Void in Ontario eligibility and other restrictions apply. One offer per new casino on customer. Casino credits are non withdrawable and expire in 168 hours. [e-mail] Get 50 ends October 6, 2024. So check it out, have some fun. And, yeah, you might get a cash eruption. I'm never going to say that again. Enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Hey, welcome back to Conspiracy Corner, guys. This is going to get crazy. We're going to be talking about the end of the world. But before we get to that, I have an update, guys. Chipotle. Not only have they responded to the claims that they skimp on orders, but the CEO of Chipotle said that he plans to spend $50 million to serve bigger portions to everyone.

[Chris]

We did it.

[Shane Dawson]

We did it. Yes. We beat big pharma, it says. The CEO of Chipotle told investors this week that the restaurant had skimped on ingredients for customers in the past, but would be retraining staff to serve bigger portions. That means two, count them, two generous scoops of rice and beans and four, count them, four generous ounces of meat. This extra cost will be $50 million.

[Spencer]

Wait, so he admitted to skimping?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Wild.

[Shane Dawson]

Isn't that crazy?

[Lizzy]

Wait, are they going to add to the price then?

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Chris]

4 ounces of meat still seems a little weak.

[Shane Dawson]

Seems a little small.

[Chris]

I think it's 4 ounces if you're trying to, like, lose.

[Jared]

Wait, and can we fix the chicken a little bit?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Like, how loud do we have to scream to change that?

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. I can't believe I didn't listen. I don't know if we had anything to do with it. I'm going to say that maybe we had a tiny bit to do with it. And then the rest was on Tik Tok.

[Ryland]

I think we, like, pushed the snowball off the top of the mountain. You know what I mean? And then it, like, became a thing later.

[Spencer]

Down.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Chris]

I think it was a Hungry Boy revolution that started it.

[Shane Dawson]

Facts. Okay, this is crazy. This is something that. That has freaked me out because. What do we use every single day, Ryland?

[Jared]

A lot of things.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, what do we use every single night when you come up and we sit on the couch together?

[Jared]

Me.

[Shane Dawson]

That was me.

[Ryland]

Beetlejuice.

[Shane Dawson]

Why did that sound like you?

[Chris]

It did.

[Ryland]

That would be insane for me to say.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, do you sound like Beetlejuice?

[Sandy]

I think Spencer sounds like Beetlejuice.

[Lizzy]

Wait, was that you, Spencer?

[Ryland]

No, that was Chris.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God. Are you doing a Beetlejuice voice?

[Ryland]

No, that's.

[Sandy]

Stop drinking Beetlejuice. Boy, I like Beetlejuice.

[Jared]

Wow, I'm so confused. When we sit down on the couch, what do we use every night?

[Shane Dawson]

Apple tv. Oh, of course.

[Jared]

I mean, my Whole life revolves around an Apple tv.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, be careful, guys. If you have an Apple tv. I love you, Apple, but beware.

[Jared]

One, two, three, four. We have five.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh. In every room. Here we go. Apple is spying on us.

[Jared]

Apple proof. Okay, so get out of your app.

[Shane Dawson]

That you're gonna go in and you Turn off the TV. Okay, the TV's off. So this thing right here, this remote is still recording. Look. Ready? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

[Spencer]

Super confident.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, now watch. I'm gonna turn on the tv. TV was off. I just turned it on, so wouldn't have been even.

[Spencer]

What I was saying.

[Shane Dawson]

Just watch. I click search here. Any.

[Jared]

Watch.

[Shane Dawson]

Yep, yep, yep. Supergirl. Super Girlfriend. I'm gonna turn off the tv. So just. So what happened? We are being spied on. If you have this in your house, you have a parasite in your your house. Who knows who Apple's selling our late night yap sessions to? Okay, okay, this freaked me out because, yes, we have these in every single room in the house. Right? And it doesn't make sense. When you turn the TV off, why would the remote record anything that doesn't make any sense? So me and Spencer tried it the other day, and it literally worked. We weren't filming it, which is so stupid. We should have filmed. But literally, I had the remote. We turned the Apple TV off. Turned the TV off. And then I said, loki season one, because I'm on Disney Plus. We turn back on, we go to the Disney app, I press the microphone. Loki season one popped up.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Isn't that crazy? But then we tried it again, and it didn't work. We tried it, like, in every room in the house because now it's aware of you. I think we could try it right now.

[Chris]

Well, it could also be. Maybe the remote just never turns off because the remote is always on standby to be able to turn, turn back on the tv.

[Lizzy]

Like, similar to an Alexa.

[Shane Dawson]

But here's the thing. When he was saying yap, yap, yap, he wasn't holding record, holding the microphone.

[Jared]

That is shady that they're recording you without holding record.

[Spencer]

Oh, now I get why it's scary.

[Shane Dawson]

And it reminded me of hey, Suri. Hey Suri literally is always listening because it's listening for hey, Suri, which is insane. I know we've already talked about this for the last 10 years, but that is insane to me. That means it's always listening to us. Listen, this is all, like, alleged we. You know, who knows? It might have been a glitch. I'm not Coming for Apple. I love them. Please don't take away my Apple TVs. But it is crazy.

[Spencer]

No, they're listening.

[Jared]

Do you think all this started because one of these tech giants just wanted intel on their girlfriend and then was like, I have the technology. I will put it everywhere.

[Chris]

I will say, though, if Apple is always listening and has the ability to do that, then why aren't they so solving all the crimes ahead of time? People got to be talking about, hey, I think I'm gonna go do X, Y, and Z later. And Apple knows if you have. So Apple is an accessory to the crimes.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. Yeah. And doesn't Apple, like, not like, if. If the court comes to them and says, like, we need records, doesn't Apple say, like, no, sorry. Yeah, we're all about privacy around here.

[Sandy]

If you pay the right price.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

If you guys have an Apple tv, try this. Let us know in the comments if this works. I'm gonna try it again. I don't. I think it only works, though, with the one that you can turn off this. There's no off button on this one.

[Jared]

So the newer ones do turn off.

[Ryland]

Yeah. The new one's also called, like, the Siri remote, I think, or something like that. So I think that's why probably it's listening more.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Have you guys heard about Google Images predicting the end of the world?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

You've heard about this?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

This is.

[Jared]

What side of the Internet are you two on?

[Chris]

Yeah, I've heard about a lot of that.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, this is crazy. So I've seen a few reels about this, and I was like. I never really bought it. I was like, oh, okay. I don't know, whatever. And then I did it myself, and I went farther than people on the reels did.

[Jared]

Huh.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so some people have been searching, like, 2025, 2026, and they see things that are gonna happen in the future. But I decided to go a little farther. So I Google 2027, look what pops up a pop. Apocalypse. The Antichrist unmasked. You see all this? End of the world. What? Fire. The Earth on fire. Like, okay, well, let's see. If you type in 2028. Now it's the Rapture. You can see Jesus and the Devil. You can see that there's so much of that. Right? Okay, so we had the Antichrist. Now we have the Rapture. What's going to happen in 2029? Should we worry? Is there the biggest asteroid ever coming that's going to destroy Earth and everybody on it?

[Jared]

Well, did we survive the end of the world.

[Shane Dawson]

In 2027, I'm going up with the rapture.

[Lizzy]

That's like in five years.

[Shane Dawson]

I know. Well, if you were raptured, then you won't be there for the big asteroid. But if you weren't. 2030 is all about advances. Look at all the technology. Everything has kind of gotten better.

[Chris]

Look at.

[Shane Dawson]

There's flying cars now. There's all of this new innovation on what?

[Jared]

Infrastructure?

[Spencer]

So no one, not everyone died from. Maybe from an asteroid.

[Shane Dawson]

But in 2031, AI starts to come into play. Oh, no. The singularity. Which means that's when AI becomes smarter than humans and takes over. You see this woman? She's fighting a robot. You see this picture? There's a bunch of AI and a bunch of crazy alien shit on these billboards. So this is like the new AI world. 2032, the year AI runs for president. Oh, so AI AI is taking over.

[Jared]

I mean, they know better than us, right? You're so pro guy. It's a computer.

[Chris]

You're trying to get on their good side early.

[Shane Dawson]

I see what you're doing.

[Chris]

It's smart.

[Shane Dawson]

The Apple tv, they hear you. Okay, AI runs for president.

[Jared]

Do they win?

[Shane Dawson]

And then, well, in 2033. Oh, we're fucked again. Everybody's fucking alone. Running from robots in fucking gas masks. Literally, like terror. Terrified of what's about to happen. Okay, then in 2034, the next world war, it's over.

[Ryland]

God damn, we had one good year.

[Shane Dawson]

Everything in the world isn't that crazy. Like, listen, I know this sounds crazy and like a conspiracy, but it really does, like, follow the trend, which made me think. Google is ran by AI, right? An algorithm. And AI really does predict everything that's going to happen. That's why AI can play a game of chess, because it predicts what move you're gonna do. Like, it's very predictive. So did. Is AI literally taking all the information that's happening in the world in the past and predicting that this is gonna be our future?

[Sandy]

Or is it that people on the Internet are like you and Jared, no offense. And so the collective information that they're getting is from the minds of conspiracy theorists who already have these ideas. And is that perhaps influencing.

[Shane Dawson]

And is this coming from the woman? Helen Keller is a fraud.

[Jared]

Oh, who wants to be fraud?

[Ryland]

Shots, fire.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Sandy]

There's a really compelling argument against Helen Keller. I will say, I was really, really.

[Jared]

Starting to think you were, like, manipulating this for Scare Factor. I googled it myself. Yeah, yeah, it's There.

[Shane Dawson]

I know.

[Sandy]

And now you're feeding to the algorithm.

[Jared]

You guys are sick.

[Ryland]

They didn't do anything.

[Jared]

How do you know? How do I know that this isn't Spencer? Shane's like, you know, it would be cool. Spencer figured this out.

[Ryland]

Manipulate.

[Lizzy]

Get it on Google.

[Sandy]

Spencer's whispering to all our phones before we come down.

[Shane Dawson]

He's like, make sure their algorithm shows some scary shit.

[Lizzy]

Imagine he's just like sneaking around. Just like, get on your Google now.

[Sandy]

Right?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh my God. Wait, I went to 2035. We have all this like Mad Max shit. Like people like, it's after the world fucking end, after the fucking AI takes over. Now you have people out in these crazy costumes, like fighting aliens. Let's see what 2036 is.

[Lizzy]

It's official, guys. I'll become a Doom Days prepper person. I'm gonna have like a whole city under my house.

[Ryland]

Oh, we're getting more asteroids.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, 2036, the Alien Chronicles. No. What?

[Spencer]

Wait, I kind of want to see that.

[Shane Dawson]

So there you guys go. I don't know. I found that very scary. Because listen, AI is predicting everything. Why wouldn't they predict this? So here's what I did. I went into Chat GPT really quick.

[Spencer]

Did you ever see a. They like someone punched in AI. Like what it. What would hell look like? And AI made what it thinks hell looks like. And it was the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life. Like, no movie, no church note, worse than the usual. Nothing ever made me more afraid of hell than this.

[Shane Dawson]

What did it look like?

[Spencer]

I don't know how to explain. It was like body parts that were like, meshed together and everything was like red and blood and like they were like clearly in pain and screaming. And it was just like so horrific to look at. It was the scariest thing I've ever seen.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, that's horrifying. Thank God we're all getting raptured, right?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so I went to ChatGPT and I asked, how is the world gonna end? And here's what it told me. This is so scary. Okay. It gave me numbers. Number one, like, different options. Number one, asteroid impact. A large asteroid or comet impact could cause mass massive destruction similar to what is believed to happen to the dinosaurs. While space agencies monitor these threats, the risk is considered low in the near future. Okay, that's good. Number two, Nuclear war. A large scale nuclear conflict could lead to catastrophic loss of life, environmental damage and a nuclear winter severely impacting global survival. Okay, Number three, climate change. Ongoing climate change. Could lead to severe weather, rising sea levels, and rising widespread habitat loss, creating significant challenges for human civilization. Number four, artificial intelligence.

[Sandy]

Duh.

[Shane Dawson]

The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled, could potentially pose existential risks. Especially if AI systems act in ways that conflict with human survival. Let me remind you, Chatgpt told me this.

[Sandy]

At least he's being honest.

[Shane Dawson]

Honest, literally. You gotta love a straight shooter. Here's the thing. When I started playing around AI like a couple years ago and Chat GBD came out, I would ask things like this, like, is AI going to take over? How's the world going to end? Like, I would ask things like this and it'd always say, AI is made to help humans, blah, blah, blah. We will never try to take over. We are not conscious. We like. They would always be very pro AI. We're not here to harm you. Now, literally, they're giving themselves number four on the list of ways that we're all going to die.

[Spencer]

Oh my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, listen to this again. The rise of powerful AI, if not properly controlled. It's like, if you don't control me, right. Could potentially cause risk, anything. Especially if AI systems act in ways that conflict with human survival. Why would it even put that out? That's like crazy.

[Chris]

Well, here, here, here is the thing. What we are experiencing right now is not true AI. The AI that we have is automatic automated intelligence because it's collectively scanning for information. So we haven't even hit the true AI yet, which is going to create its own information and really be able to take us over. So as scary as this is, this is nothing compared to what real AI is going to do. And companies right now are lobbying to own AI, so it's who's going to control it at that point. So it could get pretty scary, you know, just to throw out there. Just to throw out there.

[Spencer]

So who do we want?

[Chris]

We don't really know what AI is truly going to. To do just yet. And that's why people like Elon Musk are warning us about AI, because this is just the very beginnings of it. This is like the baby brother of AI.

[Jared]

And honestly, it's scary how advanced it's got. And just since even we've been talking about it on this podcast, the amount you can do now from the amount you could do is wild.

[Shane Dawson]

I mean, those zings today from Zingbot were brutal. Brutal. And I gave them barely any information about us.

[Sandy]

Have you guys, have you guys seen all the, like, the environmental impact of these AI generated things also? No, I'm not Well versed on it enough. But I do. I have heard that, like, the amount of energy and, like, actual energy and electricity and resources that they need to power AI Right. Is nuts.

[Shane Dawson]

Really. Yeah.

[Sandy]

And there's no cap on it, but there's something about it being so bad for the environment, specifically, like, literally, because it needs so much, much to keep it powered and generated. Like Google. Like the. When you do Google now, and it has, like, a whole different response that takes a lot of power.

[Spencer]

And that's why in the future, they use us as batteries.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

In fields like in the Matrix. Oh, yeah.

[Sandy]

The Matrix is real.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Speaking of movies predicting things. Well, okay, let me really quickly go through the other ways we're all going to die. Number five, a super volcano. Number six, cosmic events. And number seven, heat death of the universe. Which means the universe is expected to experience heat death billions of years from now.

[Jared]

So it is getting hotter every year.

[Spencer]

It really is.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay. But back to movies. So did you guys watch that Netflix movie, Leave the World Behind? Yes. You watched it? Yeah. Okay, Rylan, don't get mad. I watched it without you one night.

[Sandy]

I don't think he could handle.

[Lizzy]

That's not the one. Julia Roberts.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, and Mahershala.

[Jared]

Are you kidding me?

[Chris]

Did we watch that?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I remember they were watching that.

[Sandy]

I don't think you'd like it.

[Jared]

I literally told you I wanted to watch that with you.

[Spencer]

Is that the Hershela Ali?

[Lizzy]

It wasn't good.

[Jared]

This is the scariest thing about today's episode.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

My world's about to end. No. So this movie, if you haven't seen it, it's about the night that the world ends, right? So it's better have sucked. Julia Roberts is in an Airbnb and her phone stops working. And then things start happening. Planes start crashing, and all this crazy shit starts happening. Somebody shows up at her doorstep and is like, I need to come in. Spoiler, spoiler. Okay, skip forward, like, two minutes. Okay, so what happens is all these things start falling from the sky, and it's like letters. Some of them are from China, some are from Afghanistan. Like, it's letters saying, we're gonna take over the world. We're doing this cyber attack, right? But every city is getting a different letter. So in this city, that where Julia Roberts is, they got them, I think, from Japan. So she's like, japan is taking over. They're doing a cyber attack, whatever. But then over in Texas, they think it's Afghanistan. And then over here, they think it's whatever. And then Somebody comes in and explains everything they said. Step one, misinformation and chaos. Like cause an attack and make everybody think it's somebody else and point the fingers at everybody else to cause total chaos around the world. Right. Because if you don't have Internet, you can't connect with anybody. Whatever your bubble thinks is happening is what they think is happening. And then step two, I don't remember actually all the steps. I should have written it down.

[Sandy]

But basically they turn against each other.

[Shane Dawson]

Turn against each other. Right. People start turning against each other. And then the ultimate step is 3, which is martial law, which means government is overtaken. And that's when you can totally take over the world because there's no organization. So it was really scary. And then the movie ends and a fucking title card pops up and it says, executive produced by Barack and Michelle Obama.

[Chris]

Because the whole movie is to get us to propaganda, think that we need the government because without it, the world would end.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, well, I was looking at. That's interesting. I was looking at it more like the predictive programming idea, right? Which is that the movies will come out to tell us what's going to happen, to kind of get us ready for it, so we're not surprised. And literally that movie comes out by the Obamas, which shout out, obama, don't come for me. And then that. Michelle, hi. And then that happens. And now when it does happen, we're all going to be prepped and ready. So I don't know. It was very, very scary and very weird that, like, that movie came out. The obamas produced it. ChatGPT is telling us AI could take over. Like, I do feel like the end is nigh. Nigh. Yeah.

[Ryland]

It would suck to be at an Airbnb and have the world end.

[Spencer]

That would suck.

[Shane Dawson]

You're not even in your own home.

[Lizzy]

It was really nice.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, it was beautiful.

[Sandy]

Can I bring it back?

[Shane Dawson]

Spoilers over. Okay.

[Jared]

So true.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, let's lighten it up a little bit after that terrifying conversation about the end of the. That was scary and spooky. Let's. Let's watch this. Which actually, honestly did end my world because it pissed me off so much. Do you know that schools now teach.

[Ryland]

A different Alphabet song than the one we learned?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Sandy]

What?

[Lizzy]

It's like going viral.

[Sandy]

B, C, D, E, F, G, H.

[Shane Dawson]

I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X off now. I never will forget to say the Alphabet.

[Chris]

No.

[Sandy]

Why?

[Jared]

I.

[Sandy]

Why?

[Jared]

My kids are either learning our way or I won't help Them get ready.

[Shane Dawson]

Because the toy we bought them the other day, I think it was a little Stanley Cup. Fisher Price one sings this. If you press abc, it does this. This version. Why take the batteries out?

[Jared]

It doesn't make sense. Why did they try to fix something that wasn't broken?

[Sandy]

What are parents supposed to.

[Shane Dawson]

Because I think elementary element op. I think as kids we always say elemental. Elemental. And those aren't letters. That's a word. But who cares? I still know their letters. It's fun to say.

[Ryland]

So fuck you, whoever did using and what the end.

[Sandy]

I was never confused.

[Jared]

Me neither.

[Sandy]

We're fine.

[Jared]

And that's crazy. If I wasn't confused. It was fun.

[Chris]

I hate it.

[Jared]

Me too. This sucks.

[Ryland]

But why change the end? It still works like the old ending.

[Shane Dawson]

Works with the new.

[Ryland]

Like, why do it?

[Shane Dawson]

It's so stupid.

[Sandy]

This is some attention seeking behavior. Behavior.

[Jared]

And what do they expect? All their parents at home know that it's wrong.

[Sandy]

And we're never going to learn the right one because all we've ever known is the original.

[Jared]

I am not changing this.

[Spencer]

We're too old.

[Chris]

You know, there's a new way they're teaching math.

[Sandy]

What?

[Jared]

That's great to know because I never learned the first time.

[Chris]

Well, I. Yeah, I guess. Fair enough. But what is it called?

[Lizzy]

Oh, you're talking about girl math.

[Chris]

No, not girl math.

[Lizzy]

I think that's like.

[Chris]

There's a whole new way of how they're doing multiple multiplication. Yes, I agree.

[Lizzy]

Yes, they are having that. I just don't know what it's called. You know, normally you kind of go across, but this way they actually go up and down and then you like add different.

[Chris]

They don't want parents to be able to help their kids with homework or teach them the Alphabet.

[Sandy]

And the whole educational system was just cooked up by the Rockefellers to make us all like slaves on a line of assembly.

[Shane Dawson]

Remember when you said me and Jared were.

[Sandy]

I think that's Keller's.

[Jared]

Not real.

[Lizzy]

You know what, Lindsay?

[Chris]

It's called base 10.

[Lizzy]

I actually learned that about who you're saying about the assembly line because they say that that's why they even use bells. Because that's kind of how they program. Yeah.

[Sandy]

Yeah. So we're all just. That's why they have these syllabi. And the reason why kids are taught in a certain way, it's so that we follow orders, so that we're not free thinkers, that we don't have critical thought. We do what we're told.

[Lizzy]

And if you think about it, this is the only time where kids are in the classroom for 45, 55 minutes learning something and then they go to another class and they completely forget. You know, I'm sure us, we don't remember half of the stuff we learned in school. And so. Yeah, so they're like essentially saying you're just there to get programmed and then you just forget what you learned.

[Chris]

Yeah. So shout out to school and shout.

[Lizzy]

Out to all the good teachers, though.

[Shane Dawson]

There's some amazing teachers.

[Chris]

Yeah, it ain't about the teacher at all.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, that really help out students emotionally and, you know, in their education.

[Spencer]

Absolutely.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. That took a dark turn and I loved it.

[Ryland]

That's said like, let's do a lighter note.

[Jared]

It's confusing for sure.

[Shane Dawson]

My God. I was going to say let's lighten it up, but this one's even scarier. But this.

[Sandy]

I'm trying to get oxytocin. I want this baby out. You're scaring me.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Have you guys heard about the Post Malone curse? No. This is crazy. I actually heard about it when it happened years ago. But I was thinking because spooky season's coming, we could do something a little spooky. So watch this clip. So apparently there's a thing called the Dybbuk Box, which is one of the most haunted items in the world. So we took the glass case off of the Dybbuk Box. He thought it was a sick ass idea to put the ashes of a lady who died while she was possessed on top. And then my plane almost crashed. I was in a car accident, my house, and I had bite marks on my arm. And I've never seen someone in fear so hard as whenever he touched it. I don't know if it's someone who's dead or if it's a demon or if it's fucking something dimensional, but it's something there that goes bump in the night, I suppose. So I remember when this happened. So there was a time where it's like all these news stories were happening about Post Malone, the plane crash, the car accident, the house robber. It was like boom, boom, boom. And he said, I think I'm cursed. And I remember this about the box. So I started thinking about curses, grudges, haunted spirits. Have you guys ever had a situation with anything haunted or a haunted object that you think affected a time in your life?

[Spencer]

Unfortunately, no. I mean, I guess fortunately, but yeah, thankfully, no. Yeah, thankfully.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't think I have either. And I've had so many run ins with ghosts and haunted items and haunted places and haunted houses. I don't think. I mean, I guess I could track bad things that have happened in my life and be like, well, maybe it's because of this ghost or because of this whatever, but I tend to think it's just because it's what was supposed to happen. But that is a lot of things in a row.

[Spencer]

I do have friends that are like, everything bad that's happening to you is because you have a Ouija board in your place.

[Sandy]

Get rid of that Ouija board, bro.

[Jared]

Why would you just throw it out the window?

[Shane Dawson]

You're not supposed to throw it away, though. I think.

[Spencer]

What do you do?

[Shane Dawson]

I think you have to get rid of it in a very specific way.

[Jared]

Put it on your neighbor's doorstep and say, here you go.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what? You're also not supposed to. To have welcome mats. Supposedly you're not. You've heard about this. Supposedly you're not supposed to have a welcome mat in front of your door like, that says welcome because you're welcoming in spirits, entities.

[Spencer]

I'm doing everything wrong.

[Jared]

You like to tell home goods, like, right.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, you know that old thing where it's like a vampire can't come in unless you welcome them in. Welcome mat. Literally, you're welcoming in these spirits?

[Sandy]

I literally never told anyone to come into my house.

[Spencer]

Wait, so I'm welcoming in spirits with a mat?

[Jared]

Norwegian, I'm doing signs of don't come in.

[Sandy]

Literally.

[Shane Dawson]

You're not supposed to have a welcome with your names on it, like, welcome to the Dawson Adams whatever. Because spirits now know your name. And the spirits are walking over you when they come in, walking on top of you. It's bad energy.

[Chris]

You also should never leave your toilet open because poop demons can come out of the toilet in your house. Being serious particles. Yes. Poop particle demons will ruin your life.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

I actually have heard about one where. Let's say you live on a house that is on, like, a T cross, like, where there's a stop sign, and it. You just kind of. You keep going. You end up in someone's house because they say that that's like a portal for demons and spirits to get into your house. So I have a friend who lives in a house that way. And so what she does is that when you open her door, there's like, a hallway. So there's a mirror there. And she says, I put it there because, like, if demons or spirits come through the door, it'll. It'll take them to another portal through it.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah. Well, let's lighten it up. Okay. I saw this, and it freaked me out. So just watch. I just saw a video of a girl finding out that her eyelids are transparent, and I'm like, really? P. Oh, my God. Damn it. Okay, so I decided that we should all try this. So I took each of you into the pantry, turned off the light, whipped out my iPhone flash. And I filmed everybody here closing their eyes.

[Sandy]

If you guys whipped out my iPhone flash.

[Shane Dawson]

So I'm gonna start with me. Okay. I did this the other night. Here's what mine looked like.

[Jared]

Nick, you sick freak.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Jared]

He was doing this at, like, midnight, and just, like, let me just put this flash in your eye. I was like, no, off.

[Shane Dawson]

I get migraines.

[Jared]

He was, like, giving me a headache. I was like, stop.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. He's so fragile. So then we tried Rylan today. Rylan did not go into the pantry with me. He just couldn't be bothered. Look around. Look down. Okay, I don't see anything.

[Ryland]

It's not as. Yeah, not as bad.

[Shane Dawson]

Which is crazy, because he's so sensitive. The light. The light. But his eyelids are so thick. Okay, Chris. I took Chris into the pan, but.

[Spencer]

I didn't pull it down. Down like you guys.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, just with the eyes.

[Jared]

Okay. Look at those lashes.

[Shane Dawson]

Beautiful lashes. I took Spencer in there. Spencer had a hard time. Yeah.

[Ryland]

Mine didn't.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa.

[Jared]

Demon in me.

[Sandy]

What? I don't claim Spencer's energy.

[Shane Dawson]

Can't see anything, which is not how you sleep.

[Ryland]

She kept me like I was doing it, and he's like, I don't think it's worth it.

[Shane Dawson]

Why was that happening, Spencer?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Cause he didn't ask me to hold my eyelids.

[Ryland]

Do I have, like, short eyelids or something? I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

Here's Jared.

[Chris]

My eyes.

[Shane Dawson]

Close your eyes and then move your eyes around, like, inside.

[Jared]

Oh, look at those eyes.

[Ryland]

That's pretty good.

[Shane Dawson]

A little bit. Yeah.

[Chris]

I like how he's so impressed by people's ability to close their eyes and move them. That's really good.

[Ryland]

Honestly, man, I wish I could do that.

[Sandy]

Let me see the rest of.

[Spencer]

But so far, it's just the siblings that you can see it move.

[Shane Dawson]

So far it's just us, Dawson. Y'all think Sandy.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

And now look around.

[Chris]

Oh, no, not my wife.

[Shane Dawson]

Not really. I see a shape. That's it.

[Sandy]

But we have makeup on.

[Shane Dawson]

True. That's true. Okay. And Lizzy. And move your eyes around. Oh.

[Jared]

No makeup. Maybe everywhere.

[Shane Dawson]

If there was no makeup, I'd see that eye, baby.

[Sandy]

Because I have a lot of makeup on.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

And I still saw it quite a bit.

[Lizzy]

Does it have to do with the red hair?

[Ryland]

Oh.

[Lizzy]

Maybe.

[Sandy]

Superior.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. So, guys, let us know in the comments. Try this out on yourself. Let us know. Maybe tag the podcast, Instagram, and send us the video of you doing it. Because I'm curious, how many of you guys have see through eyelids? Because when I googled it, it said everybody. But that's not true.

[Jared]

I can't believe I've positioned myself with so many rats. Redheads in life.

[Sandy]

It is a pattern of behavior. We should investigate.

[Jared]

It's something that's. Yeah.

[Sandy]

I have a new conspiracy theory. Just kidding.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I don't. Okay. Couple really quick Mandela effects just because I thought these were funny. Okay. Sandy Cheeks from spongebob. What is she wearing?

[Spencer]

Astronaut.

[Sandy]

Spacesuit.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, a spacesuit. Right? Overalls. No, spacesuit. Overalls.

[Jared]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, God, a spacesuit. And she has. She has like the helmet thing and she has like the.

[Jared]

An overall.

[Lizzy]

Like a scuba thing.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, she has, like, the thing on her back.

[Spencer]

I don't remember the back. I just remember, like, a white astronaut suit.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. I remember the oxygen tank thing on the back. Well, supposedly she has never had anything on her back.

[Jared]

What is there overalls underneath that?

[Shane Dawson]

But isn't that weird? And listen, I know that sounds stupid, but it genuinely pissed me off because it's like I remember she had the thing because I remember episodes of her, like, flying and floating and using that. But did that never happen?

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Maybe we just. You took her tail. Made thinking there was something. Who knows?

[Sandy]

Whose side are you on, Sandy?

[Chris]

It's a Mandela.

[Lizzy]

I thought that, too. That's why.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here's another really quick one. And this is mainly for Chris. Chris?

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

In the Blink 182 song. Okay, finish the next line. Ready? I took her out. It was a Friday night.

[Spencer]

I walked alone.

[Jared]

I walked to get the feel.

[Shane Dawson]

You'd say blink 182. You'd say blink 100. 182 is, like, your favorite band ever.

[Spencer]

I mean, I love them a lot.

[Shane Dawson]

You love them so much. I'll get it wrong, Jared.

[Chris]

Well, it's. I work alone, but they word it as I wore cologne, but it's a jack off joke. Like, I work alone to get the feeling right. But he's saying I work alone. Like, Blink 182 is very into double entendres with what they say. Even the album is called take off your pants and jacket.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

You know what I mean?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, because yes, on Spotify, the lyrics say, I wore cologne.

[Chris]

Yes. But it's like, feeling right, I work alone.

[Shane Dawson]

But you thought it was I walked.

[Spencer]

To be fair, it's also like, Tom has a crazy accent. Like, when and I miss you. He famously is like the voice inside my. Yet, you know, like, he just says things funny.

[Shane Dawson]

So it's like Beetlejuice. Blink.

[Jared]

Wow, that's great.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I want to end on. On this. I saw this and I thought it was very fascinating. I don't think I've showed this before in the show. Lady Gaga. Watch what she says and tell me this isn't the truth.

[Sandy]

Times of chaos and crisis, what we all tend to do, right? Start pointing fingers at where we think the bad guys are, where the evil is. We all start arguing. Everybody has different opinions about that. Please do not forget that. Hatred or evil, whatever you want to call, call it. It's intelligent, it's smart, and it's invisible. It doesn't have a color, it doesn't have a race. It doesn't have a religion. It has no politics. It's an invisible snake that while it is planning to make its attack, it is thinking to itself, I am going to divide my enemy into smaller, less strong groups, and then I'm going to make them hate each other so that it's easier to take them down. And as we're all yelling at each each other, trying to figure out which group it is that's causing the problem. Evil's winning fact.

[Chris]

You go, girl.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

Now I understand why she's so successful.

[Shane Dawson]

Crazy. It's so true. And for somebody like that, who's so on the inside of all of that, to say that, I thought was very, like, brave.

[Sandy]

So well put, too.

[Shane Dawson]

Honestly.

[Chris]

She also got the radios to say the F word without them knowing.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, with poker face. We talked about that. What was it? Her face. Wow. So shout out Lady Gaga.

[Jared]

That's the lyric to her song. It's not Poker Face.

[Shane Dawson]

No, it's Fuck Her Face.

[Jared]

Yeah. How does it read on Spotify?

[Shane Dawson]

Fuck Her Face.

[Spencer]

No, she admitted this in, like, an interview. She was like, Kiss fm or somebody was playing this for years and didn't even know. And, like, one radio station caught it.

[Jared]

Or something, Suddenly I'm a monster.

[Shane Dawson]

I know.

[Lizzy]

We all are.

[Shane Dawson]

JOKER 2 Coming soon. Oh, my God, you look like a joker. I didn't even plan that. Okay, well, speaking of jokers and midnight tokas and coming soon, speaking of Joker's coming soon, let's get into a recap.

[Jared]

I hope he's not a joker. Action.

[Shane Dawson]

Rylan's recap is about to happen.

[Jared]

Rylan's recap on today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast. Big brother is back. And Sandy is out.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh.

[Jared]

See ya. We were hoping Jerry would finally kick dust. Eat rocks, chew the boot. But that man is still here.

[Sandy]

Eat rocks.

[Spencer]

Eat rocks.

[Jared]

What do you wish upon your enemies, loser?

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

Back from our summer vacation. That wasn't so fun for the sip crew. Chris had surgery. Lizzy is horribly uncomfortable, but growing something incredible. And I had Covid.

[Shane Dawson]

Apple TV is listening to us.

[Sandy]

In a shocking twist, we find out Apple TV is listening to every conversation we have in every room of our household. Taking notes, stuff.

[Lizzy]

Chipotle update. Chipotle update.

[Jared]

Chipotle update. Shane is changing the world with his videos that have reached the CEO of Chipotle. They are now pledging $50 million to large.

[Shane Dawson]

Er.

[Jared]

Their portions.

[Shane Dawson]

To larger their portions to larger.

[Jared]

Imagine their portion sizes.

[Shane Dawson]

Hugh. Mother.

[Sandy]

Their portion sizes.

[Jared]

If I had a teleprompter, this show would go a lot smoother.

[Chris]

Post Malone is cursed.

[Sandy]

Post Malone fucked around and found out when it came to demons.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes, Post Malone also has, like, multiple releases of Crocs. Did you know that?

[Sandy]

Crocs.

[Shane Dawson]

Crocs.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Jared]

He seems like he likes to be comfortable.

[Chris]

His fans are also called posties, which I didn't know. And someone asked me if I knew and I thought it was referring to a baby that was born after term.

[Ryland]

Instead of a preemie.

[Sandy]

Yeah, that's pretty cute.

[Chris]

Yeah, a postie. That's great because someone said, hey, I'm a postie. And I was like, what are you. What is that? You know, were you born late? But he had see through eyelids. No, guys, I'm kicking it off to.

[Jared]

You, not looking for a reaction. What was the theory? I don't even know.

[Shane Dawson]

It's not really a theory.

[Jared]

It's that you were just showing us each other's eyelids. What's going on?

[Shane Dawson]

You didn't see my eyes.

[Jared]

No, I know, but like, what. What does that mean?

[Spencer]

Some people have transparent eyelids.

[Shane Dawson]

Some humans have transparent eyelids.

[Sandy]

And some people, like Spencer, can't close their eyes at all.

[Ryland]

Very funny.

[Lizzy]

What about the ABCs are different now?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Jared]

In a fucked up turn of events, the school system is ruining our children. They have changed. The ABC anthem them now and forevermore. Us as parents will not allow this monstrosity in our households.

[Shane Dawson]

We're going to burn them to the ground.

[Jared]

I will. If my children's school tries to do that to my kids. I'm going to take them to the principal and say we will no longer be attending this place.

[Chris]

Obama produced the End of the World movie.

[Shane Dawson]

Seriously? Yeah. He's just forgot that.

[Ryland]

No, he wasn't listening. He wasn't listening.

[Jared]

Oh, now he's got the spoiler.

[Lizzy]

Rylan's memory is going bad.

[Jared]

No, I just need my appendix out.

[Sandy]

Oh, maybe your memory's not bad and you just need to have your appendix removed.

[Jared]

What other things are in our bodies that we don't actually need? We'll find out.

[Spencer]

Kidneys, gallbladders.

[Sandy]

Gallbladders, teeth, brains.

[Chris]

Pretty soon. Because AI's taking over.

[Shane Dawson]

Ooh.

[Chris]

Especially now that J. J, you're killing it.

[Lizzy]

J. GBT is a world ending prediction.

[Jared]

Hey, hey, hey. I have a special cor. I have a. I can't do this.

[Chris]

Jo, into the sip.

[Shane Dawson]

No, no, no, no, no, no.

[Jared]

Watch this. Okay?

[Ryland]

Watch.

[Jared]

Hold on.

[Shane Dawson]

No, we're going to do really good.

[Sandy]

Just wait.

[Chris]

We're going to pull it together.

[Jared]

Special special correspondent, you may know him from Big Brother. Jerry is going to tell you about AI taking over the world. Jerry.

[Shane Dawson]

Hold on. Hold on. He needs a swig.

[Spencer]

Oh, I think I ripped open a stitch from laughing so hard.

[Sandy]

They gave you stitches for those little holes.

[Lizzy]

Just pretty much taking over, I guess. Ryland's.

[Spencer]

Oh, my God. That was so funny, I tossed it.

[Jared]

The special correspondent, he's. He's taking a lot of guys in hair and makeup.

[Chris]

Stop Googling. Immediately, AI is using our thoughts to take over the world, predicting how it's all going, gonna end, and it's your fault.

[Jared]

This wig is good on everyone, by the way.

[Shane Dawson]

It's so married. Blink182. Oh. Oh.

[Chris]

Childhood ruin. If you remember Sandy Cheeks having the astronaut backpack, you're wrong. It's a Mandela effect, proving we are in the matrix.

[Lizzy]

Blink 182. Mandela effect.

[Chris]

Blink 182. Did they walk alone? Did they work alone?

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Chris]

They wore cologne. Sandy was eliminated in a tragic turn of events. I'm so sorry, Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

You were eliminated.

[Chris]

Enough.

[Lizzy]

Horrible.

[Chris]

But fuck it. Jerry's still here.

[Ryland]

Lady Gaga.

[Lizzy]

The speech.

[Shane Dawson]

Her speech.

[Sandy]

Prolific Lady Gaga.

[Chris]

In times of sorrow and pain, we need a hero. And Lady Gaga is serving dishes of peace. Thank you so much, Queen. We're all monsters.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Ryland]

The wig changes him.

[Shane Dawson]

The shirt we all need was. Jared.

[Spencer]

That was incredible.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, well, let's wrap it up.

[Jared]

All right, you guys. Thank you. Was that to me or just Jerry?

[Shane Dawson]

Anyone?

[Jared]

Jerry, do you want to wrap us up?

[Chris]

Oh, no. Wrap it up.

[Jared]

All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching today's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Make sure to tune in.

[Chris]

I just sweat all up in it.

[Jared]

Thank you all for watching tonight's episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. We will be back right here in the next two weeks, but until then, you can follow us all on social media. We'll be linked in the description section below. If you want to shop Spencer's hungry boy merch that he's modeling fabulously right now, you can shop it@shane dawsonmerch.com. thank you all and good night.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Spencer]

God.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, thank you guys for watching whatever the hell that was. Holy. This might be our longest episode we've ever done.

[Jared]

I know. I'm tired.

[Shane Dawson]

I. Me too. But it was fun. I had a lot of fun. I can't believe that by the next time we see you guys, Lizzy will be a mother. Yeah. That is crazy.

[Jared]

Will we ever see you again?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

I'll be here with my baby so that you can raise it.

[Jared]

Oh, that's a high compliment.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, there you guys go. Hopefully you join it. We will. See you guys next time. Be safe. Safe out there. Bye.

[Jared]

Bye.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait. Beetlejuice. Say goodbye. Catch you later.

[Ryland]

Good.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Okay, bye.