Fast Food Conspiracy Theories! with Morgan and Vicki Adams!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Shane Dawson Podcast - "Fast Food Conspiracy Theories! with Morgan and Vicki Adams!"

Release Date: April 21, 2025
Host/Author: Shane Dawson
Guest Co-Hosts: Morgan and Vicki Adams

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I. Introduction

In this episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast, Shane Dawson hosts his close friends, Morgan and Vicki Adams, diving deep into various fast food conspiracy theories. The conversation is a blend of humor, personal anecdotes, and speculative discussions about the hidden motives behind popular fast food chains.

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II. Fast Food Conspiracy Theories

A. KFC's New Dunkit Bucket

Shane kicks off the discussion by referencing a whimsical advertisement for KFC's new Dunkit bucket ([00:01]). He transitions into the main topic:

Shane Dawson ([00:36]): "Speaking of fast food theories, this one I'm so excited about because Spencer actually tried it out for us."

B. Chipotle's Name Field Theory

The central conspiracy theory explored is the idea that entering "Load it Up" in the name section of the Chipotle app could result in receiving more food than usual. Spencer takes on the experiment, ordering two bowls—one with his actual name and one with "Load it Up."

Shane Dawson ([54:17]): "There is a theory that has gone viral that if you."

The bowls are weighed to determine if the theory holds any merit. The results are presented humorously, highlighting the unlikely nature of the theory working as intended.

Shane Dawson ([55:27]): "36.2 ounces."

Morgan and Ryland Adams humorously debate the practicality and ethics of such a theory, ultimately dismissing its effectiveness.

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III. Spencer's Likes

A recurring segment, "Spencer's Likes," showcases the bizarre and unsettling Instagram likes Spencer has accrued. This segment features notable moments where odd images and themes are discussed, blending humor with genuine curiosity.

Ryland Adams ([12:21]): "He's in the song."

Spencer ([13:15]): "I don't know. I just thought it was kind of weird and interesting and you liked it."

The segment delves into AI-generated content and creepy motifs, sparking both laughter and intrigue among the hosts.

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IV. Cards Against Humanity Game

The group engages in a lively game of Cards Against Humanity, resulting in humorous and sometimes shocking responses. The game serves as a break from the conspiracy theories, allowing for lighthearted interactions.

Vicki ([25:04]): "What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Getting cereal killed."

Shane Dawson ([24:33]): "Hard work, dude. That is fucking emo."

The playful banter highlights the camaraderie among the hosts, providing an entertaining respite from the heavier topics.

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V. True Crime Story: The Hawks and the Delions

Vicki narrates a chilling true crime story about a retired couple, Jackie and Thomas Hawks, who purchased a yacht for their retirement. They list the yacht for sale, but after selling it to a seemingly genuine couple, Skyler and Jennifer Delion, the Hawks never return. Investigations reveal that Skyler and Jennifer were deeply in debt and living in a converted garage, leading to the horrifying discovery that they had kidnapped and tortured the Hawks.

Vicki ([65:35]): "They went out to the deep seas and they never come back."

Chris ([67:20]): "They really did just torture them."

The story underscores the dangers of deceit and the importance of thorough background checks when making significant purchases.

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VI. Pyramids and Dolphin Conspiracy Theories

The hosts transition into discussing two intriguing conspiracy theories—one about the pyramids and another involving dolphins.

A. Pyramids Underneath:

Chris introduces a theory about newly discovered structures beneath the pyramids, suggesting they might be ancient energy conduits designed to elevate human consciousness.

Shane Dawson ([58:17]): "They are pushing it up into the pyramid."

B. Dolphins as Superior Beings:

Drawing from historical anecdotes, the discussion shifts to John Lilly's studies on dolphins, positing that dolphins are the smartest beings on Earth and may one day rule humanity.

Spencer ([61:17]): "Dolphins will try to have sex with people."

Shane Dawson ([63:54]): "That sounds like something at Anchor Man."

These theories blend historical facts with speculative fiction, inviting listeners to ponder the mysteries of ancient structures and marine intelligence.

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VII. Mountain Dew Conspiracies

Ryland Adams presents a theory linking the release of new Mountain Dew flavors to global events, suggesting a pattern where significant incidents coincide with brand launches.

Ryland Adams ([46:29]): "The witching hour theory just kind of came together right now."

Shane Dawson ([47:32]): "I don't know. Did he find connections or did he make connections that don't really make sense?"

The conversation critiques the validity of such patterns while acknowledging the hosts' fascination with conspiracy theories.

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VIII. Conclusion

Shane wraps up the episode by tying together the various discussions, emphasizing the blend of humor and curiosity that defines the podcast. The episode highlights the hosts' dynamic interactions, making complex and bizarre topics engaging and entertaining for listeners.

Shane Dawson ([73:04]): "Hope you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. Your pants edition. Y oh man."

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps:

• Shane Dawson ([00:36]): "So when you order Chipotle on the app, you have to put your name right."

• Morgan ([04:02]): "And you girls and gays at home, if you need a nice little cleanse, get the chlorophyll drops."

• Chris ([05:53]): "They locked the underwear up. So luckily for me, you know, so I get the underwear, find the lady, helps me out."

• Vicki ([25:04]): "What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Getting cereal killed."

• Spencer ([55:20]): "What gives me uncontrollable gas? Being a motherfucking sorcerer."

• Ryland Adams ([46:43]): "It feels like we're saying, no, no, go on. I'm interested."

• Vicki ([34:02]): "What will always get you laid? Gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air."

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Key Takeaways:

• The podcast blends humor with speculative discussions, making complex conspiracy theories accessible and entertaining.
• Personal anecdotes and interactive segments like games enhance listener engagement.
• The inclusion of true crime stories adds depth and intrigue, balancing the lighter conspiracy topics.

For those who haven't listened, this episode offers a mix of laughter, intrigue, and thought-provoking theories, showcasing the unique dynamic between Shane Dawson and his co-hosts.

Transcript

[Shane Dawson]

The new KFC Dunk it bucket with juicy original recipe tenders, new mashed potato poppers, crispy fries, plus three sauces that fit right on top of the lid. So you can dunk anywhere. You can dunk at the game. Dunk While security points to the no outside food sign. And dunk as 20,000 people watch you and your Dunkit bucket get removed from the stadium. Dunk almost anywhere with the new $7 KFC Dunkit bucket or get the double Dunkit bucket for 25. Prices and participation vary while supplies last. Taxes, tips and fees extra. Speaking of fast food theories, this one I'm so excited about because Spencer actually tried it out for us.

[Ryland Adams]

That's right, Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

So when you order Chipotle on the app, you have to put your name right. Yeah, well, supposedly, if in the name section you put, they will give you way more food in your bowl. And we're gonna weigh them and see if this is a theory that actually works. Hey, what's up, you guys? Welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Safari edition.

[Chris]

I'm not gonna lie, dude. That was it. It was good.

[Ryland Adams]

I felt that, right?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so it's not really safari themed. It actually has nothing to do with the episode. But I was just looking around trying to figure out what our theme is, and I'm like, this is giving safari vibes. Like, I got my animal print cup. Vicki has her leopard print shirt. Chris has this flower shirt. You guys look like the tour guides. Like, we're in Australia.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

I would be that.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'm the gay guy on Zilla. Like, what can you get over here in the jungle?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes, we are here. Very excited to have, once again, the.

[Vicki]

Adams family.

[Shane Dawson]

Vicki and Morgan. How are you two beautiful Adams ladies?

[Vicki]

We are living at large.

[Morgan]

We are living at large.

[Shane Dawson]

That's a TLC show, by the way.

[Morgan]

Mom and I are embarking on our new life journey. And here we are again.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, so basically, I texted them right after they left. Last time, we went to, I think, what, four theme parks in a week? I don't know.

[Spencer]

Every available theme park you guys went to.

[Shane Dawson]

My brain was, like, rattling. I'd, like, lay in bed at night, and it still felt like I was on a coaster. It was like I was drunk. It was amazing.

[Ryland Adams]

Relax. We didn't go to SeaWorld. Spencer said, Every available theme park. I'm just saying, like, you know, so.

[Shane Dawson]

After they left, I literally, the next day was like, I miss you guys. And they're like, I miss you too. And I'm Like, I also missed the coasters. And you guys were like, we missed the coasters too. And I was like, come back. So. So I planned a whole video around Six Flags Magic Mountain, which there really isn't any conspiracies about Six Flags. And I felt like me and Spencer were really trying to make it work just because I wanted to go back to coasters. So we had Morgan and Vicki fly in for a Six Flags conspiracy video.

[Ryland Adams]

That, like, we vlogged, essentially.

[Shane Dawson]

It didn't really work, but I was like, but I still want to go.

[Ryland Adams]

We have perfected, though, recording on a coaster.

[Spencer]

It was coaster Boot camp. It was Coaster boot Camp.

[Morgan]

And I do not want to see my chins in any of those.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, we gave everybody GoPros and we were like, listen, like, let's get this coaster footage, baby. And we got coaster footage. Some. Some of it was unusable and. And blurry and weird, but some of it was great.

[Ryland Adams]

The next time we go back, though, it's going to be perfect.

[Shane Dawson]

Morgan.

[Morgan]

Oh, gosh.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. That sounded like I was going to ask you something really intense.

[Morgan]

It sounded like a really intense question.

[Shane Dawson]

Before the show, Jared said that he has a good he. His pants story, which we'll get to.

[Morgan]

Oh, it happens to the best of us.

[Chris]

It happened literally.

[Shane Dawson]

Literally the best of us. That's what I'm saying. And last night we were doing a video for your channel. Check it out. Trying Easter snacks. And it got crazy. And you mentioned that you are like a world class farter to a point where.

[Morgan]

No, okay.

[Shane Dawson]

No, okay, okay.

[Morgan]

I'm just saying mom and I got chlorophyll. We went to Erewhon because that's the only place that our brother knows where to buy strawberries. I guess we got chlorophyll.

[Shane Dawson]

Guilty.

[Morgan]

And you girls and gays at home, if you need a nice little cleanse, get the chlorophyll drops. Five hours in, you're going to be running to the toilet, like, scared.

[Ryland Adams]

And if there's not a toilet, sign up.

[Morgan]

Mom was taking forever getting ready to go to bed. And I was like, mom, like, you got to get out of the bathroom. And she's like, okay, just let me, like, put my hair oil in and do my mask and all these things. Oh, you might. You guys might want to take a break from your room for a while. Oh, I'm clean.

[Chris]

She's cleaned out, guys.

[Morgan]

So, yeah, like, I have a great colon. It works amazingly nice. What you said to support colon health across the youth of America, that's all I gotta say.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. Let it all out.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Vicki]

What she said to me is, mom, you better get out of the way. I'm ready to explore. It's a little more serious, what she's saying, okay? And I'm like, I got this.

[Morgan]

Well, I didn't want to subject you to that. And I didn't do it in public like Jared might have.

[Vicki]

That's true. You did not.

[Shane Dawson]

Jared, when did you shit your pants?

[Chris]

So I'm gonna. I'm gonna change just a couple minor details, but I'm gonna give you the main gist of what happened is I was driving of sorts. And, you know, it was one of those days where I hadn't pooped yet. Usually there's a poop in the morning, right? Right. There's not a poop in the morning.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a bad day.

[Chris]

It's kind of like a time bomb going off at any point now. Right. So I went to one store. I had to go to two stores along the way. I went to the first one, and when I got back into the car, throughout the store, I wanted to fart, but I didn't find a safe haven for my fart, you know?

[Shane Dawson]

Safe haven?

[Chris]

Yeah, let it all out. But I couldn't find a nook or a cranny necessarily to explode in. So when I got back into the car, I was like, well, you know, I guess I'll just, you know, do it to myself. So I farted, and I thought, ooh. You know, there was no sound, but there was a feeling. And I thought, okay, I've been here before. You know, I've done this. But it hasn't. It hasn't penetrated clothing yet is what I thought.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Chris]

You know, so I felt like there was hope. So I went to the nearest bathroom to wipe my butt. But then when I got out of the car, I realized my seat's wet. And the only way this could possibly happen is it not only penetrated my clothes, but it bliverated right through my clothing.

[Shane Dawson]

You had a blowout. That's what it was, a blowout.

[Chris]

I let it all out in the name of colon health. And the poop was pretty low on the shorts. So it was like, at this point, I was wearing a shirt that wasn't necessarily too low. It barely covered my waistline.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Chris]

And I had top with your short. And I had a doo doo stain, you know, like 4 inches or so below my waistline. So I had to curl up the shorts, and I had to walk all the way to the Underwear aisle, which, luckily for me, now they lock up at Target. They lock the underwear up. So luckily for me, you know, so I get the underwear, find the lady, helps me out. She's like, you know, could care less about the smell that possibly is happening with me. So then I go get some shorts, but now I gotta pay for them before, you know, obviously I'm able to leave and change. So then I realized, well, I'm not gonna go outside and change. I don't know where I would do that in. I have a very small car. So I go back into Target with the shit I just bought, go in their bathroom, and I change. And then they came out and I threw away the underwear and the shorts. In the Target bathroom.

[Shane Dawson]

In the bathroom.

[Vicki]

I'm glad you threw them out.

[Chris]

I mean, so on this story, look, we're going to face adversities in life. Like there's no. You know, and you got to get through it sometimes. You just got to let it all out and get through it.

[Shane Dawson]

And that's your way of protesting targets?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, you just sh.

[Morgan]

All over Target.

[Chris]

And then no one knew the. I didn't try the shorts on, so they fit horribly. But no one knew the wiser when I showed up to my meeting that I had just crap myself.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Morgan]

You guys thought it was bad when I in the litter box and then I saw Cookie in the litter box and I was like, that's a good idea.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. This rivaled that. That at least was in private.

[Chris]

It wasn't my goal, but, you know.

[Shane Dawson]

Right. Are you still in a litter box?

[Morgan]

I have. I've been litter box clean for over three years.

[Shane Dawson]

Good for you. Good for you.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

It's hard. Wow. Chris.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

You said that there is a brand new sequel to Club Chub opening up soon. Let us know more about that. Well, it's open. Okay. So to be fair, I'm just hearing about it. I don't know if it actually came out after or I'm just new to it. But there's another Club Chub at the same place. There's a place called the Precinct in downtown la and they have different events and things. I don't know what that's called.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Yeah, definitely.

[Shane Dawson]

But so there's another Chubb event seemingly called Fat Slut, which is a little.

[Chris]

Sounds like a classier, subtly classier joint.

[Shane Dawson]

More sick house, more subtle. And I looked up their Instagram and. And there's some kind of event they do where like, it's like a sexy cake eating contest. When is it not? And there's like cake on their bodies. And like, I don't know if they. I was confused at what was happening. I need to see it in person. So obviously now I have to go. I would eat cake out of a trash and I have. And I don't think I could eat cake off a hairy man's body. Really? I don't know. That's dream scenario for me. Really? Yeah.

[Chris]

Well, I like when we were at Six Flags, he was like, oh, Jared, you know, they opened a new secret gay fat guy club. I was like, chris, you didn't have to say gay. No, straight fat dudes want to go hang out with each other, be the skinniest guy in the room, you know, like it ain't happen. It's only a gay. That would be cool though. Yeah, that would be cool. I'm looking into it, but it might have been, I still got to say gay.

[Shane Dawson]

There are straight chaser clubs. In my defense, Straight chaser. What is that?

[Ryland Adams]

You mean chubby bar?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, straight chubby chaser club.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, really?

[Shane Dawson]

Really. For men.

[Chris]

Club bounce. Yeah, club bounce. I think we talked about it before.

[Shane Dawson]

That's defined for women.

[Spencer]

Is that what you're saying?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, I'm sure. Is there the other way around? I don't know. Probably somewhere. I don't know. Morgan, how big would you go?

[Morgan]

Well, it depends. I got it. I got to do some reevaluating what I'm looking for. You know, maybe Chris can inspire me. I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

He can swing me.

[Shane Dawson]

I. Yeah. What's like your. Okay, I have a question. So you and Spencer, this is by the way, not a date set up like they're like matching. You guys are both single, same age. What is your guys's experience like in the dating world at the moment? How is it going?

[Morgan]

Not good. It never goes good.

[Spencer]

Never going. If someone's single, it's. I would say it's never like it's going great. I'm single. But it's going great.

[Morgan]

But you'd rather be single than dating the wrong person. So I guess we're doing great.

[Chris]

Look how much they have in common.

[Vicki]

Yeah, you.

[Shane Dawson]

What a great couple.

[Morgan]

Are single at home. You are closer to finding your person than if you are with the wrong person. Girl, period.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you guys the same age and a day apart?

[Morgan]

Spencer and I are a day apart, but we did establish yesterday that we are a year and a day apart.

[Ryland Adams]

Who's older?

[Morgan]

I'm older.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm older.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Spencer]

Interesting.

[Morgan]

Spencer is the youngest person Here. And I'm kind of offended. It's always been me.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. And honestly, you guys can't date, unfortunately, because right now, Spencer is a part of our family. Yesterday, Vicki, big announcement.

[Vicki]

I adopted Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

Although my grandma's still holding out hope.

[Morgan]

No, really.

[Ryland Adams]

Every time you come to Colorado, my grandma looks to my sister after you leave and says, well, why don't you date him?

[Morgan]

See, everyone gets the Internet shipping me with whoever. I'm done being shipped. The ship is sailing away because mom adopted Spencer yesterday.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow, what an eventful week. Well, speaking of why Spencer's single. Oh, no, that's a whole episode. Speaking of, if you're interested in Spencer, you should get to know his likes. We're bringing back the segment, baby. It is time for Spencer's Likes. And guess what? We have a theme song. Spencer doesn't even know this.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, we do.

[Shane Dawson]

We haven't had a new theme song in a while. I know. This is exciting. Okay, so, yes. If you guys don't remember the last time the Addams Family was here, we did a new segment called Spencer's Likes. That's where Spencer shows all the really weird, uncomfortable, unsettling, nervous, scary things that he's liking on Instagram that we all get recommended in our feeds. So here is a song for that. Come on, everyone, it's time for Spencer's Likes.

[Vicki]

He's in the song.

[Chris]

We.

[Vicki]

But that's.

[Shane Dawson]

Sometimes I wonder who the hell watches the watches. But now we know the answer. Spencer does. Spencer, sometimes it's weird or scary or it doesn't make sense. The Internet's a wild place, so let's dive in.

[Vicki]

We're not gonna judge him.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, maybe we might. Cue up the reel and let's all see Spencer's likes.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Shane Dawson]

Another bop.

[Chris]

Another one.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow, she really brought it home with that last did.

[Shane Dawson]

And she gave me a tag. So, like, we can use this, like, you know, in between likes if we want Spencer's likes.

[Chris]

Wow, she's incredible.

[Shane Dawson]

She's so good. Spencer, would you like to take us through the journey of your life? Yeah, you freak.

[Vicki]

So it's my son.

[Shane Dawson]

We listen and we don't judge.

[Spencer]

Yeah, you might want to. I don't know, you might want to revoke the adoption after. I appreciate all you guys sending me stuff on in my DMs. A lot of you, you would like this. And it's like the most fucked up video.

[Shane Dawson]

I appreciate that.

[Spencer]

Keep that coming in. This might fit into something we talk about later. But this is like some AI Stuff's been filtering in and people really didn't like this.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. What the hell is that? That's so cute. That is what I think I look like, Shane. That's body dysmorphia. That's. What the hell was that?

[Spencer]

Yeah, I don't know. I don't really know anything about it. I just. At first I thought it was a real little creature, but obviously it's not. I don't know, I just thought it was kind of weird and interesting and you liked it.

[Shane Dawson]

You told the algorithm you want more of that? Yeah, I want more. Okay.

[Spencer]

I don't know if we're gonna even be allowed to show this, but this one is another one that really was getting a lot of attention.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Spencer]

And I guess it sort of speaks for itself. Oh, I don't think we're allowed to.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

So we could blur that.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Chris]

Why can't you show that? It looks like Shrek is. Lightning McQueen is grieving over something. And Shrek is, like, kind of crying with him. Like, we'll get through this. Give him a mug. You're not gonna hug him from the front. You don't want to shatter his windshield.

[Spencer]

Yeah, so that was sort of. I was the new sort of lane. My. It's been taking me down. It's a lot more. Some weird AI stuff. But don't worry, there's still a lot of weird sort of fetish adjacent.

[Ryland Adams]

I was worried.

[Shane Dawson]

Hold on. Can you just replay this Shrek one again? I just want to play a song and see if it feels right.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Come on, everyone.

[Shane Dawson]

It's time for Spencer.

[Vicki]

But that's.

[Shane Dawson]

All right. Yeah. That works. It does. Wow. Spencer likes. Oh, God. What? Yeah.

[Spencer]

So this is someone. I think she gets what she likes. The feeling of whipped cream filling up her nose.

[Shane Dawson]

What? What? Who's. No.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Weird, right?

[Shane Dawson]

No, the way she's, like, so aroused.

[Spencer]

Because it's not a whip it. Because it's not a whip it. She's feeling her nose.

[Ryland Adams]

That would really.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

She loves it.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, hold on.

[Spencer]

This is a really interesting guy. So he wears this hat with a bunch of magnets on it everywhere he goes. And he's really. He only has, like, a thousand followers, but he's really interesting.

[Chris]

Criminal. Ever since I've been wearing this thing, every time I walk into a room, all the electronics malfunction. I must be absorbing the power because I start to levitate.

[Spencer]

I don't know how to control it.

[Chris]

Yet, so I just fly around the room like a fire.

[Shane Dawson]

Hose.

[Spencer]

So because of this magnet helmet, he has learned how to fly.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Spencer]

It's interesting to learn that you can fly from that sort of stuff.

[Morgan]

Have you seen him flying?

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Chris]

No, he.

[Spencer]

For some reason he never films that.

[Morgan]

I wonder why.

[Ryland Adams]

I can't imagine him talking about about it.

[Spencer]

That's funny. I never even thought about that. Another lane that I think Jared and I share is the interesting musician lane. That was maybe a good artist. Describe it.

[Chris]

Creative endeavors. I never watched this. It seems a little. But you know, I like, like, you know, others.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Is that real?

[Spencer]

Yeah. I don't know what it is. I just. I just.

[Shane Dawson]

We should reach out to him to come on the podcast and then surprise him and you liked that? I like that.

[Spencer]

That one was a little. Just funny. That was Right.

[Ryland Adams]

Just a little funny.

[Morgan]

You know your new brother is gay, right?

[Spencer]

What? I thought him and Shane were just good friends who lived together.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry, Spencer.

[Spencer]

Should we finish on a disturbing note?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. All right, what's our finale?

[Vicki]

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[Ryland Adams]

Down on a Willard wiener.

[Vicki]

Oh, answer.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Chris]

Hey.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

You're Spencer. Spencer's likes. First of all, I have so many thoughts. Number one, the dummy looks like Spencer. That's crazy. Number two, the guy. Beautiful man. Looks like Jigsaw from the Saw movies with a wig. Love that. This is a lot. I also feel bad that I'm like making fun of these creators, so. I'm not making fun, I'm admiring.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that's how I feel about this.

[Shane Dawson]

Do you know who that's. What's his name?

[Spencer]

Couldn't tell you. Next time I'll put that information down below.

[Shane Dawson]

How do you feel about your new adopted son?

[Vicki]

After the second, I'm trying to blur this segment away from my mind.

[Spencer]

Well, we'll leave it there.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, Well, a good way to pivot away. Well, actually, first claps for Spencer's likes. Let us know in the comments. Should we keep going or should we stop? For Spencer's mental health and for our. Hey, sorry to interrupt the episode. Please don't go anywhere. Trust me, you're not going to want to Miss what's about to happen happen. Because, guys, we've been on for too long and it is time to kick off. Ow. I just pulled my ass. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by Kickoff, the number one credit building app in the App Store. With plans starting at just $5 a month. No credit check, no hidden fees, and no interest. If you don't already know about Kickoff, they have been sponsoring the show for a while. So many of you guys have been using them. Kickoff helps you build your credit fast. Having good credit is so important, especially if you are in a phase of your life where you're trying to get a loan for a house or trying to get a car loan. Anything where they run your credit, if it's not up to it's going to keep you from so many things that you're going to want to do. And luckily, Kickoff is here to help. I wish Kickoff was available. When I was in my 20s, I had such bad credit. I've talked about it before. I didn't even know it was bad until I went to get a loan for a car and they were like, ooh, sorry. But with Kickoff now all you got to do is sign up. It just takes a few minutes and they will help you start building your credit right away. If your credit is under 600, you could jump up like 28 points in your first month. It's super simple. You make on time payments. Credit bureaus see it as good behavior and your credit grows fast. And it uses auto pay so you never have to worry about missing a payment. And every time you auto pay, it's helping build your credit. They have over a hundred thousand positive reviews on the app store and 98 of them are five stars. So if you want to check it out, they're giving you guys a very special deal. If you go to getkickoff.com grower that's get K-I K-O-F-F.com grower. You can get your first month for just a dollar. That's it. That's 80% off. Once again, that's getkickoff.com grower grower to get your first month for just one dollar, must sign up via getkickoff.com grower to activate offer. Offer applies to new customers first month only. Subject to approval. Offers subject to change terms and conditions may apply Points stat based on Equifax VantageScore 3.0 changes for kickoff users starting under 600 who made their first on time payment between January 2021 and March 2024 payment credit activity outside kickoff can have an impact on your credit. Individual results may vary. So thank you so much, Kickoff, and I hope you guys enjoy the rest of the episode. Well, speaking of ways to make Vicky uncomfortable, it's time for a game, guys. We're bringing it back. We're playing cards against humanity. Okay, Spencer, you told me today that you actually read the rules of cards against humanity that you and you never had before. And you said they're interesting. Why don't you give us some rules?

[Spencer]

Yeah, it really pissed me off when I read this. Yeah. So the first. So the first rule it tells you is the player who most recently pooped begins as the cards are and must draw a black.

[Ryland Adams]

Now, no lying.

[Spencer]

If Hugh Jackman is playing, he goes first regardless of how recently he pooped.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

It's very millennial.

[Chris]

Yes, I pooped at 12:20.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, 12 was like an hour and a half ago, you know? Are you clean?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, hopefully.

[Vicki]

Is that why you were.

[Shane Dawson]

Hopefully.

[Chris]

I'm clean.

[Shane Dawson]

Target.

[Ryland Adams]

Happen.

[Vicki]

Story.

[Ryland Adams]

Happen right now.

[Shane Dawson]

Right? Is this the meeting?

[Chris]

No, no, no.

[Morgan]

Yeah, the shorts look pretty new.

[Chris]

No, I wore these last time we all saw each other.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, Jared, what's the category?

[Chris]

Hey, guys. Welcome to Chili's. Would you like to start the night off right with you? Fill in the blank.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, this is a good one, man.

[Spencer]

I've been craving Chili's lately.

[Chris]

It's the best.

[Ryland Adams]

Are we going practical or funny? Jared, what's your vibe?

[Spencer]

Vibe?

[Morgan]

You have to.

[Chris]

It's up to you. I'm here to serve you.

[Morgan]

Thanks, Spencer.

[Chris]

Hey, guys. Welcome to Chili's. Would you like to start the night off right with boneless buffalo wings?

[Ryland Adams]

No, seriously, that's an answer.

[Chris]

Very literal. Very literal. Very literal.

[Spencer]

Vicky, Would you like to start the.

[Chris]

Night off right with my genitals?

[Spencer]

That was good.

[Chris]

I like it. I like it.

[Spencer]

Great delivery.

[Chris]

Love to hear some answers. Would you like to start the night off right with my man meat? Oh, I think I'm dropping a hot doody out of my turd hole. Welcome to Chili's. Would you like to start the night off right with boogers? Always. Hey, guys. Welcome to Trili's. Would you like to start the night off right with COVID 19.

[Spencer]

That's an updated pack.

[Chris]

The new strain. Okay, the winner is.

[Ryland Adams]

What's the prize? Uh, oh, just so I know what I'm playing for.

[Chris]

Gotta give it to my genitals.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Finally I'm winning a game.

[Vicki]

Morgan.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, my category is what's the most emo?

[Chris]

What's the most emo.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, wow.

[Shane Dawson]

Uh huh. All right, category is what's the most emo?

[Ryland Adams]

I wish there was Shane's hair in 2009.

[Shane Dawson]

We'll Photoshop it. You know what's emo? A middle aged. A middle aged man on roller skates.

[Chris]

Dude, that's the one in hand right there.

[Ryland Adams]

Dude.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what's the most emo. Sorry excuse for a father. That's not nice.

[Chris]

Heavy.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what's the most emo? A gambling problem.

[Chris]

Get out.

[Ryland Adams]

That was played to you specifically.

[Shane Dawson]

I have a problem. It's not a problem when I'm winning. You know what's the most emo? Using comedy as a coping mechanism.

[Chris]

Harsh, dude. Harsh dude.

[Shane Dawson]

True though. Facts. You know what's the most emo? Working in an Amazon warehouse. That's hard work, dude. That is fucking emo.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh my. My God. But thanks for your service. You know what's the most emo? Soft kiss. Soft kissy. Missionary sex.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh no.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. I'm going to say the most emo is soft kissy. Who's that? Vicky.

[Vicki]

Vicky.

[Shane Dawson]

Vicky.

[Vicki]

Oh my God.

[Chris]

Disgusting.

[Morgan]

This is her.

[Ryland Adams]

She's handing it over and she goes, shoot. Should have use this for something else.

[Vicki]

Well that. That's a good answer for this game and I don't have very good answers.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, it's Vicki's turn.

[Ryland Adams]

Mine was working in an Amazon warehouse. No big deal.

[Chris]

It really wasn't.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, Vicki, what's the category?

[Ryland Adams]

That was good, Jared.

[Vicki]

All right, we're gonna go with this question. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? And I know Spencer's gonna have the answer. Answer for this.

[Spencer]

The other mini games just make Vicky say something bad.

[Morgan]

That's what I was thinking.

[Spencer]

I'm deciding which game I have to play.

[Vicki]

All right. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Getting cereal killed.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

You got it.

[Vicki]

Yes. What would grandma find disturbing? Yeah, I oddly charming. Stuffing my pee hole with tic tacs.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, that sounds like a Spencer like.

[Vicki]

All right. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Seeing grandma naked. Oh, if somebody. Okay, I get it. Okay. All right. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Not reciprocating. Oral sense.

[Morgan]

You gotta make them work for the love.

[Vicki]

There's a good one in the next two. Somebody is just out to get me. Okay. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? The clitoris.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, she owns one.

[Vicki]

Okay. What would grandma find disturbing yet oddly charming? Hot Asian men. Oh my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, no, not disturbing.

[Spencer]

Someone just clip Biggy.

[Chris]

They're so good looking. It's disturbing. Let's be honest.

[Vicki]

Well, I might have to say hot Asian men.

[Ryland Adams]

That was fun.

[Shane Dawson]

What's the category, Riley?

[Ryland Adams]

50% of all marriages end in blank.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Jared's really.

[Chris]

Dude, I got. This is the. My hand was meant for this topic.

[Vicki]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Vicki]

You're very welcome.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, 50% of all marriages end in the miracle of childbirth. Dark. Wow.

[Spencer]

That's true.

[Shane Dawson]

We survived.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, 50% of all marriages end in a three way with my wife and Shaquille O'Neal.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa, 50%.

[Chris]

He's not accessible.

[Spencer]

Huh?

[Ryland Adams]

50 of all marriages end in Nobody giving a about anything anymore. Whoa, these are really dark. Two real marriages that end. Okay, 50% of all marriages end in complaining. All right. Okay. All right. 50% of all marriages end in a pangender octopus who roams the cosmos in search of love.

[Vicki]

Guess there's a lot of them.

[Shane Dawson]

Never heard of it.

[Ryland Adams]

50% of all marriages end in a middle aged man on. On roller skates.

[Spencer]

Made it back in.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, that felt specifically targeted. I've retired from searching for men on roller skates, but as an homage to that one, I will select it as the winner. Runner up would have been.

[Spencer]

None.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I'm just kidding. I was gonna say the miracle of childbirth, but then I was like, I can't play into that. That was more beautiful than anything.

[Shane Dawson]

True.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, Chris, what is your category? Next, from J.K. rowling, Harry Harry Potter and the Chamber of blank. Oh, are all the cards in? Yes. Next, from J.K. rowling, Harry Potter and the chamber of an erection that lasts longer than four hours. Oh. What? Next, from J.K. rowling, Harry Potter and the chamber of. Of my slave Reginald. Harry Potter and the chamber of Kanye West.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Harry Potter and the chamber of grabbing my man by his love handles and his big ass. Wow, that felt targeted. J.K. how could you?

[Chris]

She must have been inspired by clown. Fat. Fat slut. She must have gone in.

[Spencer]

She must have gone in.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Next, from J.K. rowling, Harry Potter and the chamber of a fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand year slumber. Ooh, very Harry Potter.

[Chris]

Very Harry Potter.

[Ryland Adams]

It feels like it could be.

[Shane Dawson]

Next, from J.K. rowling, Harry Potter and the chamber of the Confederate flag.

[Ryland Adams]

Also could be.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know. I either go with the one that's really targeted to me or the one that's mythical. A fart so powerful that it wakes the giants from their thousand years.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, mythical.

[Chris]

Mythical.

[Shane Dawson]

Who is the fucking lover?

[Ryland Adams]

The scoreboards tied. One me, one mom, one Shane and who else?

[Shane Dawson]

All right, Spencer, what's the category?

[Spencer]

Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I.

[Chris]

Have a date with fifth blank, a man on rollerblades.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, if we're going based on your.

[Spencer]

Likes, I feel like this segment's gonna ruin my life.

[Chris]

I felt the same as we were watching it. I kinda.

[Spencer]

But you know, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with covering myself with parmesan cheese and chili flakes because I am a pizza random backward. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with the Hamburglar. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with Alexandria Ocasio Cortez.

[Chris]

Ayo.

[Spencer]

See, I see. This one might have been an Instagram inspired one. Well, if you excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with German dungeon porn. These are good. Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with magnets.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, that feels unfair.

[Spencer]

Well, if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with flightless birds.

[Chris]

Oh, penguins.

[Spencer]

I think this is just too random to pass up. Cover myself with parmesan cheese and chili figs because I am pizza.

[Ryland Adams]

That isn't something he would like on Instagram. A 50 year old man covering his himself as pizza. I almost feel like I should make that for Spencer.

[Morgan]

We can turn him into.

[Spencer]

You're going to hire a casting call for a 50 year old?

[Ryland Adams]

No, no, no. I think I'll just do it. I think I'm just going to do it and post it the same day this podcast goes live.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I can't wait.

[Spencer]

And you have a Patreon you can put that up on?

[Ryland Adams]

Yep. Okay.

[Vicki]

You're worried about what I think of.

[Shane Dawson]

Spencer Morgan, what's your category?

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas?

[Spencer]

Can I request we make Vicky be the be the judge of one more?

[Morgan]

I second that.

[Shane Dawson]

You read it one more time for me.

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas?

[Spencer]

Dang, if someone has chlorophyll, they win.

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas? Being a motherfucking sorcerer.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas? All the dudes I fucked. What gives me uncontrollable gas? Cuddling. That is a bad moment. When you're like skin to skin with someone.

[Ryland Adams]

When you're the little spoon.

[Morgan]

Yeah, when you're the little spoon and you feel the bubbles from dinner coming. Oh, it's a nightmare.

[Ryland Adams]

I had to. I had to.

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas? Crumbs all over the goddamn carpet.

[Shane Dawson]

Interesting.

[Morgan]

What gives me uncontrollable gas? Joe Biden. What gives me uncontrollable gas? The rhythms of Africa.

[Shane Dawson]

What, like the music?

[Morgan]

I'm going with all the dudes I fucked. That makes my fourth call.

[Shane Dawson]

No, are you serious?

[Chris]

They're signaling each other.

[Shane Dawson]

They have to be. There's cheating going on bars. They said last night they share a brain.

[Chris]

Yes, I believe that.

[Morgan]

And the truth is that our mom had two brains in the womb to give. Our straight brother got a full brain and we got the other two.

[Ryland Adams]

Save it for the conspiracy section.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, Vicki, give us a category grand finale. Real.

[Vicki]

What will always get you laid?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Vicki]

You're not gonna make me say something crazy, are you, Spencer?

[Spencer]

No, I would not do that.

[Ryland Adams]

Is everyone in?

[Vicki]

Okay, here we go. What will always get you laid? Gossamer stream of jizz that catches the light as it arcs through the morning air. Okay, that's.

[Spencer]

I didn't have a card in mind. It's fun to see her go through this again.

[Vicki]

I knew it.

[Morgan]

Spencer.

[Vicki]

Okay. What will always get you laid? A Super Soaker full of cat pee.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know if it's practical, but it's a good crime if you're getting.

[Vicki]

Really close to the next same subject. What will always get you laid? 3 ounces of clean urine.

[Chris]

A lot of pee.

[Vicki]

How do you clean the urine? No drugs.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Yeah.

[Vicki]

Hey, at least you can get a job. What will always get you laid? Seven dead and three in critical condition.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, God.

[Chris]

Sounds like a true crime story. Sounds like a true crime story.

[Ryland Adams]

Jared's pitching it. It's his.

[Vicki]

What will always get you laid? An older woman who knows her way around the penis every time. And what will always get you laid? Gay conversion therapy.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, like you're the prize.

[Vicki]

What will always get you laid? An older woman who knows her way around the penis.

[Ryland Adams]

That was your winner?

[Vicki]

Yep.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, well, there we go.

[Shane Dawson]

What's the score?

[Spencer]

Final scores in third. Tied for third place, we have Vicky, Chris and Shane with one point. And in coming in second place, we have Morgan with two. And in first place, Runaway Victor, we have Ryland with four points.

[Ryland Adams]

I would like to thank everyone who's gotten me to this moment.

[Vicki]

I gave birth to you.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Vicki]

You're welcome. And. And you're getting KFC as the prize.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, there you guys go. Hopefully you enjoyed watching Ryland win and the Addams Family. Honestly, really conquering.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Really seems odd. Really odd.

[Shane Dawson]

Strange. Confusing.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

We're gonna take a quick little break and when we Come back. It's not just conspiracy time. It's also true crime time. Oh. Strap in, ladies. We're getting. Guys, I have a big life update. Recently, I had my shirt off. Don't get scared. And Rylan touched my shoulder and he went, ooh. And I said, you can thank Harry's for that. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by Harry's guys. I've talked about them before. They have been a sponsor of our show for a little while now and a product I have been using for, like eight years. I love Harry's razors so much, they have saved my shoulders, if you don't already know. I talked about this recently. I have hairy shoulders. I know it's genetic. Don't feel bad for me. And I use my Harry's razor to get rid of them. Not that there's anything bad with hairy shoulders. Shout out to the hairy shoulder community. But I love it. It leaves them so smooth. No bumps. I use a foaming shave gel. I use the whole kit. And obviously you can use the razors on your face or on any other part of your body, but yes, I just love my Harry's razor so much. And if you want to try it or even get it as a gift for somebody, all you got to do is go to harry's.comdawson and you can get the 13 trial set for just $3 that comes with the 5 blade razor, the weighted handle, the foaming shave gel, and a travel cover for just three bucks. And they have so much more than just razors. If you go to their website, they have shampoo, conditioner. They have anti dandruff shampoo and conditioner, which is amazing. I love using that. They have body wash, hair gel. Everything is high quality, beautiful. I love the aesthetics. I love they have different, you know, colors and stuff, but I love the bright orange razor. It's perfect in the shower. Like you'll never miss it. If I have soap in my eyes and I'm washing my hair and whatever and I'm reaching for the razor, I always see it. So give it a try. It's a no risk trial. If you don't like your shave, no worries. It's on them. And they have a convenient subscription option that you can cancel at any time. They have the highest customer satisfaction in the shaving industry, which is huge. So please check it out. Harry's.com Dawson. Get your $13 trial kit for just $3 or get it for a gift for your man or for yourself or your lady. Hey, Harry's. Shoulders does not discriminate, let me tell you. Alright, thank you so much, Harry's and I hope you enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. This Mother's Day show the moms in your life just how much they mean to you.

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[Shane Dawson]

Hey, welcome back. Okay, guys, we're about to have a family brawl because we have ourselves a new dress.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm done playing.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

I wel. I refuse to give. All worked up and hot and bothered. It's not worth my time or my energy or my mental space.

[Shane Dawson]

This is fun because we have your whole family here. Well, not your whole family, but we have a big majority of the atoms here, plus Spencer, and we can see if it's in your DNA to see the wrong thing.

[Morgan]

Well, you know what's interesting is when we rode the roller coasters, you two were sickened and enjoyed the same ones and us two like the same ones and hate the same ones.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, that happened every time we loved one. YouTube brothers hated it. Yeah. Yeah. And that was so we were right.

[Shane Dawson]

And they were wrong.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Chris]

This is tracking.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, it's making sense to me.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, this is actually submitted by one of the podcast viewers, which makes it even more exciting because what if our podcast viewer causes us to have a big fight? That's fun. It's amazing. Okay, so Elliot sent this in and she put as the subject new dress, the notebook. Hey, guys, this dress has been an ongoing argument on the podcast, so I'd like to present a picture I took myself of my notebook in class today. My friends see it one way, I see it another way. And I would love to know what you guys think. I'm gonna show you a picture of Ilia's notebook and you guys, and also you in the comments, let us know. What do you see? Whoa. Just the color of it. Yeah. What's. What are the two colors of this notebook? Pink and white.

[Morgan]

Pink and pink.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, what is.

[Spencer]

I see pink and white.

[Shane Dawson]

What else is there to see?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, I see pink and white. I see pink.

[Chris]

A peach or a pink and white.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I see Pink and white. Do we all see pink and white? Oh my God. Thank God. It's a miracle.

[Ryland Adams]

I.

[Spencer]

But I. When I saw this picture earlier, I saw the other option.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I will say on my phone it looks a lot different than it does on tv that I'm airplaying it.

[Ryland Adams]

What are you going to say? Teal? I feel like everything that we see that's pink, you try to convince me is to.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I see pink and white. But she said that her friends see teal and gray and she sees pink and white and it's caused fights in the friend group. But like I can't. I can kind of see where they're coming from, but it's clearly pink and white.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a very dull pink. But I could see like. No, I can't see it. It's pink and white.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh my God. What a miracle. This has never happened with us. Not with the shoes. Never. This is big. Thank you, Ilia, for bringing us back. Okay, so we have never got more emails about literally anything than we did about this. Guys, KFC is doing some crazy shit. So KFC put out a commercial. I don't think it's in America. I think was in the UK and a lot of people are freaking out about it. They think it's them trying to tell us something. They think there's some subliminal messages. I don't know. To me it looks pretty clear what's going on. Watch this brand new KFC commercial. Oh, what? What is happening? This is shot really well. It is.

[Ryland Adams]

Is this just AI?

[Spencer]

This is like a real ad.

[Chris]

It does make you want fried chicken though.

[Shane Dawson]

Does it?

[Ryland Adams]

What is happening?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, she's frying him.

[Ryland Adams]

I feel like they were baptizing.

[Shane Dawson]

No way.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

That makes me never want to eat chicken again.

[Ryland Adams]

Is that actually something they put out?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, yeah. And did they legally? Legally, I don't know, but I think so.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it is.

[Ryland Adams]

Did they generate that with AI?

[Shane Dawson]

I don't think so. I think that's a real commercial. Are they admitting to like putting human in their chicken? That's where it gets a little confusing because that's what all the emails were saying. Hey, Shane. They're confirming that it's cannibalism. And then a lot of people are saying that. There's been people predicting for years that at some point we're going to start to eat people and it's going to be normalized and maybe start to put things out to normalize it so that when it does happen in 30 years, everybody's like, well, yeah, we. You know, they eat people in movies. Unless eat people in real life. I'm not saying to do that. Did you ever see Soylent Green? There's a whole movie about it. Yes, and supposedly that was predictive programming to get us ready for this next evolution of fast food.

[Morgan]

What if KFC stands for Kentucky Fried Cannibalism?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Chris]

I actually think that the boy that we saw in the beginning is really a chicken. And that's why he looks at the chicken and the chicken says, do this. And then we see him as a human, but it's a chicken all along. Oh, very M. Night Shyamalan.

[Spencer]

Does that mean they're all chickens or he was the chicken hiding?

[Chris]

That's for you to decide.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. So there you guys go. Cannibalism right out in the open. Not even a secret anymore. I. Supposedly, the elites of the world do eat people.

[Ryland Adams]

So, like, what part? What? And what is chef's recommendation? Is it medium rare?

[Chris]

I think, yeah. With any kind of meat. Especially a human, which is like, are we ready? We have to.

[Spencer]

I heard it cooks similar to pork.

[Ryland Adams]

Made of pork. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought it was, like, bad pork.

[Vicki]

Spencer would have an.

[Morgan]

I want to be a big, juicy steak if I'm anything.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, you're Wagyu, sweetie.

[Vicki]

Especially when Shane and Ryan.

[Spencer]

I remember hearing about a guy in Germany who, like, cut a chunk out of his leg and cooked it because he was so interested in it.

[Shane Dawson]

Ew.

[Spencer]

But it's kind of victimless.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what that sounds like to me? Spencer's likes.

[Ryland Adams]

He must be liking something if he knows we taste like pork.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, speaking of fast food places, doing some very unsettling, creepy things. This next one is wild. We got a lot of emails about this.

[Ryland Adams]

And can I just add what? I did feel like they were doing something suspicious. Last time I went to kfc, they wouldn't let Chris and I film. They said, cameras down, and then they made us leave the parking lot, and they were like, you go, it's true. And I didn't know if it was because I'm hard to be around or if it's a policy because they're frying people in the back.

[Shane Dawson]

Right, right.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

You never know. Know.

[Ryland Adams]

You never know.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, man. Well, Taco Bell, as you guys know, it's delicious. Delicious. And they have special Mountain Dew flavors that appear every once in a while.

[Ryland Adams]

Not delicious.

[Shane Dawson]

They. What? Baja Blast.

[Morgan]

You're crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

All the variations we try, Chris, are.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, but the regular Baja Blast.

[Chris]

Baja Blast is a cultural phenomenon.

[Ryland Adams]

For who?

[Shane Dawson]

The world.

[Chris]

The Culture, everyone.

[Shane Dawson]

Baja Blast is incredible. You're literally wrong. And now they have a brand new flavor called Baja Midnight. Now, I know what you're thinking, okay, Dark. Just another Mountain Dew flavor. Who cares? But this started going viral. We got a lot of emails about it. Check out the Mountain Dew theory.

[Ryland Adams]

Yet again, the Mountain Dew conspiracy continues. You guys, they just announced that they have a new flavor coming out called Baja Midnight. Now, I've never seen this, but Taco Bell, who is exclusively releasing this, did a TED Talk style event announcing it.

[Shane Dawson]

Bell's first ever new flavor of Baja Blast.

[Spencer]

Baja Blast.

[Shane Dawson]

Why weren't we invited to that?

[Ryland Adams]

Now, what does this mean, you ask? So whenever they do a big push on a flavor like this, history has shown us something is about to happen. Now, last year when I showed you guys the flavor Pitch Black, we had the biggest IT blackout of all time.

[Chris]

Not to mention we had Infinite Swirl.

[Ryland Adams]

Come out last year. And then we had all those crazy hurricanes and tornadoes. Also, I called this one last year where we had Star Spangled Splash flavor and the Francisco Key Bridge collapse.

[Chris]

And guess who wrote the Star Spangled Banner.

[Ryland Adams]

Francis Scott Key. Now, this new flavor, Baja Midnight, could be referring to something like this. Like the witching hour, which is at 12 o'clock. And the fact that Taco Bell is exclusively releasing this doesn't help as well because that definitely looks like a serpent's eye. And the fact that you can see three sixes in the bell right there. Six, six, six, six. Wait, hold up. That witching hour theory just kind of came together right now. Now, my last Mountain Dew video wink. Okay, this guy smokes a little too much.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, here's the thing. You know what? Listen, shout out to him for finding all those connections.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, man, all that. I mean, did he find connections or did he make connections that don't really make sense?

[Chris]

We need to hire him for the podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

I mean.

[Ryland Adams]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

Hey, man, I need Mountain Dew in the thumbnail. Can you figure out a conspiracy? That's genius. Now, listen, this has gone wild. And it's not just him. Supposedly Mountain Dew has released, like, Code Red, like, all these big flavors, and every time a flavor comes out, something bad happens or something in the news.

[Ryland Adams]

Something bad happens every day. I'm. I'm just playing devil's advocate. It's like we're saying, no, no, go on. I'm interested.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so, I don't know. Is this true? Is it not? I don't know. But Mountain Dew doesn't make your dick.

[Chris]

Small if it's delicious.

[Shane Dawson]

I Just love the idea that there's someone at, like, Taco Bell that, like, has inside government secrets and is like, how do I secretly get it out to the people? Mountain Dew. Guys, the hunt is on. And you know what that means? It means it's time to join the adventure with DraftKings Casino. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by DraftKings Casino. For fun seekers, follow the trail to huge jackpots, weekly bonuses, and exclusive games. And guess what? You guys already won because they are giving you a very exclusive offer. Just sign up, use Code grower and wager a minimum of $5 to receive 500 casino spins on a featured game. So check it out, have some fun, and the crown could be yours. And as always, if you have a gambling problem, there is help. Call 1-800-GAMBLER in Connecticut. Help is available for problem gambling. Call 888-789-7777 or visit ccpg.org Please play responsibly. 21 plus physically present. Michigan, Oregon, New Jersey, Pennsylvania, West Virginia only. Boyd In Connecticut and Ontario, eligibility restrictions apply. New customers only. Non withdrawable casino spins valid the featured game only and expire in 168 hours. See [e-mail] Program ends 4 hours, 27 minutes and 25 at 11:59pm Eastern Time. So check out Draft Casino. Have some fun, use code grower and enjoy the rest of the show. Bye. Okay, this next one is about McDonald's and also about kind of a touchy topic, would you say? Spencer brought this one to me? You're gonna explain this one, The Luigi one? Yeah, yeah.

[Spencer]

So you guys remember that guy who allegedly killed that CEO, The Luigi Mangioni guy?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

So this is a theory about how they caught him or supposedly how they caught him? Because the story of how they caught him was he was in New York shot, the CEO escaped, and they caught him in a McDonald's in Pennsylvania somewhere. And supposedly they caught him because he was recognized by one of the other people working there. And then they alerted the employee, and the employee called the cops.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Spencer]

But the story gets a little hazy. It's like, especially if you look at the pictures of him in the McDonald's. I don't. We have it. But, like, he was wearing a full mask and a beanie, and supposedly they recognized him from his eyebrows. And that just. I don't know. That didn't like a lot of this whole theory where, like, how do you just recognize. You recognize this random killer from his eyebrows from, like, one other picture of him like at a Starbucks. It was like this really bare thread of connection. So the theory is that the government is essentially tapped into a lot of cameras and systems that they're not telling us they're tapped into. So they think because, you know, McDonald's, they have those big screens, those self. Yeah, like text screens, that they have cameras watching.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

And so the theory is that somehow they were using. They like, they're monitoring essentially using like facial recognition technology for like self checkout at the grocery store stuff. Check it at cvs. Like, all these things have just cameras and they're watching us and it's right in your face. Wow. And so the theory is that there's like, bigger technology to like, track everybody, because it did, like, none of the things that made sense. There was a $60,000 reward for someone who alerted to his capture. No one's claimed it.

[Ryland Adams]

Honestly, an incredible use of technology. If they're searching for somebody, if there's an alert.

[Spencer]

I know, here's the.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here's my thing. Because I didn't even think about this until right now. The whole self checkout thing, like when that came around when we were like, I don't know, 12 or something in the grocery store, they started having self checkouts and they were encouraging people to use them. Use self checkout. Use self checkout. So your thought would be, oh, they're doing this because they want to slowly fire people and have to pay less people. But that's not true. The self checkout, literally, there's people there helping you with it because they always go wrong. They don't save time. They break all the time. Every single time I use a self checkout is fucking broken and employees to come over and help me figure it out. So I was like, okay. So that starts taking over now. Recently, I would say in the last couple years, maybe every fast food place we've gone into, it's all self checkout. There's not even somebody at the counter. The Taco Bell, the McDonald's. Like, they encourage you to use that big screen and even that fucks up all the time. And then somebody has to come out and help you with it. So it's like, why are they making everything self checkout? Is it because they want camera cameras right up against your face at all times? That's crazy. Yeah.

[Spencer]

And I think, like, the facial recognition technology, I think is a big, like casinos have that technology. Like when you go in a casino in Vegas, like, they immediately know who you are. They can search you like, blah, blah, blah, it's like instant. And so I feel like it's not that far fetched. Like allegedly assume that like the government has some sort of system like this going on and that they're just trying to cover it up with a story because like they don't want to. They don't want it to be like, yeah, we're tracking you all the time. You know, they already went through that once and everyone freaked out and became a whole thing.

[Ryland Adams]

It kind of makes sense that this would be the next evolution of it because even in the Gabby Petito documentary, they narrowed down their search area based on a regular security camera of her leaving a Whole Foods.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Ryland Adams]

And so if they had done self checkout, I mean, who would have knows if they would have got sooner?

[Shane Dawson]

And here's the thing. It's great to catch murderers using, you know, things like that. That, like, that's great. But what else are they using it for? Having cameras on us.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, catching another criminal. He was a criminal, right?

[Chris]

Well, I mean there's been a couple movies that talk about that. Isn't there one of the Fast and Furious. The whole thing is there's something called God's Eye which is connected to every camera, every like stereo transmitter in the world. So if you have even a sample of someone's voice, it'll search for that and then the second it finds it, it'll tell you exactly where they are. Or even the Batman movie. The last Batman was about the same.

[Ryland Adams]

Thing and they're everywhere now.

[Chris]

So predictive programming. It's all in Fast and Furious. Guys, the whole all the truth of everything.

[Shane Dawson]

All the Mountain Dews.

[Chris]

Oh yeah. Oh yeah, for sure.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. And I saw something yesterday where they're working on a way to incorporate AI into your WI fi router to where it can scan your whole house and see where you are at all times. AI has turned every WI fi router into a camera that can work in the dark, especially to tune for tracking living beings. Wait, is that crazy?

[Chris]

Mountain Dew, Midnight, the Dark Knight, Batman.

[Ryland Adams]

Make a TikTok a dick, Jerry.

[Morgan]

You would kill it on TikTok if.

[Ryland Adams]

You could do what this guy does. Half the time you confidently make things up. Oh, I think you could go viral.

[Shane Dawson]

To spread misinformation on TikTok.

[Chris]

That's what it's for.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay, well, speaking of fast food theories, this one I'm so excited about because Spencer actually tried it out for us.

[Ryland Adams]

That's right, Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

There is a theory that has gone viral that if you. Okay, so when you order Chipotle. On the app, you have to put your name right. Yeah. Well, supposedly if in the name section you put load it up, he will give you way more food in your bowl. So Spencer had an idea. He ordered on the app and put load it up. And then he also ordered one with just his name, Spencer. And we're going to weigh them and see if this is a theory that actually works. What happens if everyone starts putting their name is loaded up and then all the to go orders have the same name? How's anyone gonna find their God? You're right.

[Ryland Adams]

Listen, I. I feel like if I was an employee at one of these restaurants, if somebody wrote loaded up, I would do them right. Oh, I just would. I'd.

[Morgan]

You would ripple dipper them? Like, I'd be like, come on.

[Ryland Adams]

Why not?

[Morgan]

Well, I never doordash Chipotle because they always make it stingy with the portion. If you doordash it, you have to go in and make sure that they're giving you.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like watching someone while they're doing their job. They're always gonna do it better.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay, so this one is just Spencer Womp.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm sorry.

[Shane Dawson]

Here we go. This is just Spencer. Oh. 36.2 ounces.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Very nice.

[Chris]

That's a lot.

[Ryland Adams]

How many pounds?

[Chris]

That's 2.25 pounds.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you serious?

[Chris]

Yep.

[Ryland Adams]

If you were to consume that 2 pounds, would you be 2 pounds heavier?

[Chris]

Yes. And if you weighed 200 pounds, you would be 2% burrito. Think about it.

[Morgan]

But that's a bowl.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. Okay.

[Chris]

Unbelievable.

[Shane Dawson]

This is. Load this thing up.

[Chris]

Your arm's trembling.

[Shane Dawson]

It feels heavy.

[Ryland Adams]

Does it?

[Shane Dawson]

So what was the other one? 36.3.

[Ryland Adams]

You?

[Chris]

36.2.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Load this thing up. Oh. 36.9.

[Chris]

They hooked it the up.

[Ryland Adams]

A win's a win's a win.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chris]

Load it up.

[Shane Dawson]

Heavy to me, it felt heavier.

[Morgan]

Have you ever seen my tattoo, Spencer?

[Ryland Adams]

You what? Oh, no.

[Vicki]

Oh, wait.

[Shane Dawson]

Really big reveal.

[Spencer]

What are you about to do?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Read it out loud.

[Shane Dawson]

Chipotle. And what did that get you?

[Morgan]

Nothing.

[Ryland Adams]

She didn't even get a free card for. Do they do those anymore?

[Shane Dawson]

They, like, retweeted her and still didn't give you anything. No way.

[Ryland Adams]

At that time, they were just handing out lifetime cards.

[Spencer]

Yeah, I remember. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

I wanted that so bad when people were getting.

[Spencer]

I will say with this theory, I went in for the second one. I probably should have done both online because you. Because we know as we. We've proven they Give you less online. So maybe this is a way to offset the like online. Maybe it's like they just give you a normal amount instead of giving you less.

[Morgan]

Load this thing up. That maybe the employee just hated you. Maybe she had an ex named Spencer or something.

[Shane Dawson]

Get an X name. Load this thing up.

[Chris]

It's like you said, load it up.

[Morgan]

Wouldn't you be like, oh, oh, this was good.

[Ryland Adams]

Spencer. And I liked the dedication.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, good job.

[Morgan]

Yeah, dude, she should have done you better.

[Ryland Adams]

We're on a mission to take Chipotle down and the theories with us never end.

[Spencer]

It's the same one too. We could do every time. There must be so much.

[Vicki]

I'm wondering if I get to eat.

[Chris]

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[Vicki]

Apply the Chipotle over the KFC.

[Shane Dawson]

You can eat whatever you want.

[Vicki]

Okay.

[Chris]

It would be a true crime if you couldn't.

[Vicki]

That was good.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, Jared, you have two theories and you said okay, so first of all, I don't know if you guys know about this, but the pyramid is going crazy right now.

[Chris]

Oh yeah, supposed.

[Shane Dawson]

Supposedly they found structures underneath the pyramids. It's insane. And I was talking to you about it and you were like, that's pretty crazy. But also, side note, dolphins. And I was like, what? And you're like, the dolphins theory goes crazier.

[Spencer]

I could do both.

[Chris]

I. I think the dolphin one is pretty important. But we can start with the pyramids real quick so we can get that out of the way.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

It's only possibly the biggest discovery in our whole lifetimes that will help us shape our understanding of our ancestors. So as far as the pyramids, what happened is there is a project called the Carfu project and their whole thing is just studying the pyramids, trying to figure it out. I mean, we've been trying to figure out who built the pyramids, how they built the pyramids, for thousands of years now. So a couple months ago they have a technology which is underground sonar, radar system, which historically has never been a reliable form of how to figure out what's underground. But they have a new one that uses tomography Doppler in order to put these rods underground. So underground they have this rod that's measuring the vibrations. And just like bats or dolphins that use sonar, they put out a sound and they wait for how long it takes to come back. They're able to map up to like 5km underground in very wide areas. And it looked as though there was like pillars with maybe things wrapped around them. But they at first were like, no, I think it's just a little bit of noise in the image. We don't really know exactly what we're looking at. So they repeated this a few different times. So they kept doing the experiment and they kept coming up with the same results. So what they're seeing is these huge pillars that go. And there's like eight of them underneath the pyramid that go 2km down, which is like a mile. So it's crazy to think these huge, probably 20 foot wide cylinders going all the way down. And then they have what appears to be metal coils going all the way up. And at the bottom is either a room or just a humongous large piece of concrete or limestone. But the first thing they thought is, well, these coils and these cylinders are actually gathering energy from underground and they're pushing it up into the pyramid. And the limestone was actually used in order to encapsulate, encapsulate that energy. And because it was on top of the ground, what if it was able to send a vibration through these pillars into your, into like the whole country, possibly on a certain frequency that was able to like raise the consciousness of human beings. Because if you raise your vibration, you raise your consciousness levels, which makes a lot of sense because even like Nikola Tesla, he once said that 369 is essentially the secret to the universe. And the frequency of the gods is 963. And I believe that's what the pyramids were emitting worldwide. So just to say, but now dolphins.

[Spencer]

Wait, is that why that Yin Yang Twing song is like, three, six, nine.

[Ryland Adams]

See to the window. Are there windows in the pyramid?

[Chris]

No, they are sweat drip down my balls.

[Ryland Adams]

Your rapper voice is alarming. It's the same for every one of them too.

[Shane Dawson]

I know. Thank you.

[Spencer]

Okay, sorry. Okay, sorry.

[Shane Dawson]

Dolphins.

[Chris]

So in the 1960s, there was a scientist slash doctor named John Lilly, and he actually got backing from NASA for this. He believed that interspecies communication was going to be the next breakthrough in science, which basically we could talk to animals. And he claimed that dolphins were the smartest beings on the planet. They're smarter than Humans, at one point in life, they're gonna rule us all. They'll have a seat in the Congress, all that good stuff. So he got funding, and what they did is they took a house on the coast of Florida and they flooded it and opened up the bottom portion so they could allow seawater to come in and get fresh water every day. They put dolphins in there. And they had three female dolphins originally. And then they got a male dolphin named Peter. And there was a woman named Margaret who came as an assistant to John Lilly. And this guy was fucking out there, you know what I'm saying? He's actually the guy that invented. Do you guys know what sensory deprivation tank is?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So he invented those. He was super into that stuff. And so Margaret was in charge of being able to communicate with Peter. So every day all she would do is, like, like, hi, Peter. Hi, Peter. Until, like, Peter says something back and there's, like, audio of the dolphin going, hi, Margaret. Like, it's, like, pretty eerie. Like, it gets kind of close to sounding like a human. But the problem is these dolphins were all approaching puberty. So once Peter hit puberty, he was super horny all the time. And it was getting in the way of them being able to actually get their studies done, relatable, you know. And then the project went on for, like, a couple of years. I mean, John Lilly got all super into lsd. So he was injecting himself with lsd, and he would go into the sensory deprivation tank, and this, like, spirit guide would just keep telling him that he needs to communicate with these dolphins. So he actually injected the women dolphins with lsd, thinking that would, like, put them on the same brainwave. But it just made them depressed and, like, they were never the same. But it's a crazy story, though.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. What's the theory?

[Chris]

I mean. Well, it ain't really a theory. It's just this guy. Well, this guy believed that dolphins were the next genius species that would take over the planet. So he wanted to be the one to break contact with them. Like a fifth contact or Fifth Element type situation.

[Spencer]

It is a thing where dolphins will try to have sex with people.

[Chris]

Very sexually aggressive dolphins.

[Shane Dawson]

That sounds like something at Anchor Man. Well, speaking of things that are true crimes, Vicki, what's your true crime story?

[Vicki]

Well, it's about a retired couple that buy a yacht to spend their retirement years. They go on numerous adventures. They have their boat. Boat docked when it was docked in Newport beach. And then they would go all over into Mexico and everything and take this yacht out and they had it for quite a few years and they loved it. And they ended up having their first grandson. And they find that out and they decide they want to give up the yacht and start to be on land to spend time with the new grandson. Oh, yeah. So. And I would do the same thing, right? I wouldn't want to. Yeah. So anyways, so they list the yacht for sale for $485,000. And. And they put it in there. And it doesn't take long. Before you know it, they have a couple interested in the yacht. And so the couple comes over to the yacht to check it out. And it's a kind of a younger couple. They have a baby and the mom. Mom is pregnant. So. And this is Skyler deleon and Jennifer, which really makes the Hawks. The. The couple that are have the yacht is Jackie and Thomas Hawks with an S. Now keep that in mind for later. So they come to see the yacht and they make the offer and they even offer to buy $50,000 of personal goods as well. So they feel really good about it.

[Shane Dawson]

It.

[Vicki]

And the reason the Hawks felt so good about this couple is because they came with their baby. And with the mom being pregnant, that just gave them comfort, I guess. Thomas Hawks was a previous probation officer, and so he was a little leery at first until they came in person. Then he thought, wow, this is a cute family. And, you know, he kind of wondered about where they got the money. But Skyler D. Leonard claims that he was a former child actor on the Power Rangers.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, okay.

[Vicki]

Yeah. So. And he, you know, and that's where he got his money and. And that's how he's paying for this yacht. So. And then the delions, they decide, though, that they want. They. They request to go on a sea trial is what they're calling it. They want to go out and test the waters. They want to go out and take the yacht out with them. They all want to go together.

[Ryland Adams]

So they take you around Newport harbor, girl. And let's wrap it up.

[Vicki]

Yep.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm saying I'm not going out to deep sea with you psychos.

[Vicki]

So they really did. They went out to the deep seas and they never come back. The Hawks never come back. And so they have a few friends, of course, and they start realizing, where is Jackie and Thomas? Where are they at? And so they have a friend named Chandler that. That decides he's going to figure out where his friends are. And really he couldn't find them, but he goes out to the yacht and he investigates and he finds an ink pad and some receipts that's kind of tucked in between some seeds. And he realizes the receipt is for bleach, which would be something to clean up. Garbage bags and even Tums. They figure he needed t comes to after he did all this.

[Ryland Adams]

Settle his stomach.

[Vicki]

Yeah. So, you know, he still doesn't know what happens. So he goes out and he calls the police and gets some detectives going. And the detectives realize the people that bought the yacht are this cute couple. And so they start questioning Skyler and Jennifer. And they can't really find anything that isn't good because all the paperwork, they have all the cell paperwork, and they have everything all notarized. And they even have a document saying that the rest of their estate will be left to this couple. And that makes detectives think, well, there is just something not right here. So they go ahead and they keep investigating. They keep investigating. And what happens, too, is they also go out and they tell people we're looking for their suv. And so they have this on TV all over the place.

[Shane Dawson]

Right now, our focus is on locating them. And also also the vehicle that they own, this 1998 Honda CRV with an Arizona license plate.

[Vicki]

And all of a sudden, they do get a tip from Mexico. And it's a guy in Mexico, and he says, I have the car right here. A friend gave it to me. And so they go down there, and they realize it is really the Hawk's SUV that they've been looking for. And it turns out this is an old surfing buddy of Skyler. So he lets them know that at Skyler's. So they go back to Skyler, and they're like, you know, this is just not panning out now because somehow you gave their car away. Well, they left their belongings to me, but they're going, no, this just isn't panning out. So they go back to the documents, and they realize that one of them where Jackie Hawk's signs. She only signed Hawk, but she left the S off of some of them, so it only said Hawk. So they feel like Jackie, he tried to leave a sign. But they find out, too, that Skyler De Leon and his wife Jennifer, in debt, up to $85,000 in debt. So they don't even have the money to buy this shot. And they also realize they're living in a converted garage into an apartment at Jennifer's mom's house. So, you know, more and more, they realize it's Skyler and Jennifer. Well, Skyler gets convicted first, so he gets in trouble, and he ends up going to prison. And then she goes also into prison. And the murder that they did to. To these people when it finally comes out is horrifying. They really did just torture them. They had them chained up and they forced him to do all the signatures and everything.

[Morgan]

Were her kids on with them?

[Vicki]

I believe so. Now that could be different. So. So that's kind of what happens happens then at the end of the story. What they say on the documentary is that they were pulling up the anchor and they knew the sound of the anchor and what it sounded like. So they knew the anchor was coming up and they knew that they had dropped one anchor. Right. So they pretty much tied him up the anchor and dropped him by Catalina island is what they said. In the deepest part of the Pacific. So what?

[Ryland Adams]

Freaking psychopaths. While she was pregnant, she was.

[Vicki]

I think she. I bet she was on the yacht because she was doing the sea trial.

[Ryland Adams]

What a tragedy.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Never forget, psycho killers are among us.

[Vicki]

True crime story.

[Ryland Adams]

That is wild.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Vicki]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

You got me shook.

[Vicki]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, speaking of. Yeah, let's just. Yeah, let's just get to a recap.

[Chris]

Speaking of killer segments. Because you kill it.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Vicki]

Light, camera, action.

[Shane Dawson]

Ryland recap is about to happen.

[Ryland Adams]

Ryland's recap. Another episode of an Adamsfield Shane Dawson podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

Adams Field.

[Ryland Adams]

An Adams Field. It's my Utah accent. I can't with you people.

[Shane Dawson]

What's the deal?

[Vicki]

What's the deal?

[Chris]

Fat sluts.

[Ryland Adams]

Fat sluts are among us. If you're looking for the new hottest club in Hollywood, then look no further than DTLA where you can find fat sluts eating cakes off their bodies. Lick em clean, mamas.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, Spencer has more likes looking for a freak.

[Ryland Adams]

We've got the perfect man for you. And another segment of Spencer's likes has us spiraling deep into the pits of Internet hell. Just when you thought we exposed Chipotle for everything they were, they come back. Well, I don't know. Did we prove anything with them?

[Spencer]

It was 0.7 ounces.

[Ryland Adams]

If you're looking for more Chipotle, more bang for your buck.

[Spencer]

Just type in, load this thing up.

[Ryland Adams]

And you'll get an extra 7 ounces of food.

[Spencer]

0.7.

[Ryland Adams]

0.7 ounces.

[Shane Dawson]

Morgan farts.

[Vicki]

She explodes.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, sorry, I can do both at once. She farts. She. She toots. She farts. She explodes. It's Morgan. She's just like all of us and she's single. Looking to date Morgan and or Spencer hit us up at Shane Dawson Podcast.

[Spencer]

Stuffmail.Com KFC is serving human. Allegedly. Not allegedly, Mom.

[Vicki]

They're serving humans.

[Ryland Adams]

No, like you're a news reporter. Bring us in.

[Vicki]

Oh, it's the top story of the day that KFC is serving human. Well, if you watch their commercial from the uk, that's what they're doing, I guess.

[Morgan]

No wonder I never liked Tastes just like pork.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, is that enough?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, wrap it up.

[Morgan]

All right, you guys, that's it for.

[Ryland Adams]

Today'S episode of the Shane Dawson podcast.

[Morgan]

Make sure you're following us all.

[Ryland Adams]

We're linked in the description section below. Shout out to Shane Dawson Merch at Shane Dawson merch.com and we'll see you next time. Right here, same place, same time, in two weeks.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Well, there you guys go. Hope you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. Your pants edition. Y oh man. Well, there you guys. Hopefully you enjoyed it. Thank you, Vicki and Morgan for joining us on one of the weirder episodes we've ever done. And we hope you guys don't your pants. Or maybe you did while watching cuz we're that great. Bye bye. Crazy.