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Jared
The theory is that he preserved his dead daughter's body and has it as the thing. And that was in the 30s.
Lizzie
Zoom in.
Jared
Wait, I have.
Ryland
Oh, my God.
Jared
Oh, look at. Wait, look at the hand.
Shane Dawson
Oh, my gosh.
Lizzie
Oh, wa.
Beetlejuice
It's scary. It's scary.
Ryland
I am not looking at it anymore.
Lizzie
Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, Paranormal Edition.
Spencer
What was Beetlejuice so popular he made a comeback? What's going on?
Lizzie
Well, we're actually also gonna be doing a Big Brother episode today. Lindsay is back. She is here, ready to compete.
Spencer
We put this on hold for you.
Ryland
No, you did not.
Lizzie
Of course we did.
Ryland
But that's so nice.
Lizzie
Yes. And also by popular demand, Beetlejuice is now replacing Chris in the house. Whoa. America's favorite.
Jared
Who the fuck is Chris?
Lizzie
Oh, my God. Like, for real, though. Okay. Yes. Later in the episode, we will be talking about some paranormal conspir. I texted you guys and I was like, okay, I'm gonna do, like, a ghost episode. Paranormal. I wanna talk about spooky things. And you guys came through. You guys said you had stories. Lizzie has a story that's so crazy that she started telling me, and I was like, stop. Save it.
Ryland
It's true.
Spencer
I know all of you want your paranormal story from this guy wearing a crop top with lips on it.
Lizzie
Okay, listen, the outfits are a little all over the place because this was supposed to be. Is this Halloween? Oh, this is the Halloween episode.
Jared
Yes, it's Halloween episode.
Ryland
Wait, this works?
Lizzie
Wow. Yeah. So we will be getting to Big Brother and conspiracies. But first. Jared, how are you? We haven't talked to you for a second.
Chris
I'm good. You know, I'm loving the outfit, first off. Thank you so much. This is a look for me.
Lizzie
It's beautiful.
Chris
But, yeah, just, you know, been doing my thing. Been busy hanging out. But all in all, very good.
Lizzie
All right. All right. And I'm really happy for you. Thank you for the update. No, of course.
Chris
Thank you so much for asking.
Lizzie
You're welcome. But I would say not to say it's bigger, but it's different. Lizzie had a baby.
Ryland
Oh, baby.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Ryland
Yeah.
Lizzie
What is going on?
Ryland
I don't know. It feels like it was a while ago now, but I did do. I did have one. A baby?
Lizzie
Yes, I had it.
Ryland
It did. It came out of me. It did, yeah. Yeah.
Lizzie
It was a lot. Right. And you've talked about the experience.
Ryland
Oh, yeah, I've talked about it. I've shared about it. It was a bummer. But there were good points.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland
Yeah, there were some really good points. Like, I loved getting to see Joe see the baby for the first time. That was really sweet. And Joe, for some reason, immediately started humming when the Saints Come Marching In.
Lizzie
Oh.
Ryland
And I was like, who in the fuck is this guy?
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland
It was really weird. I was like, not like, don't be afraid if you're pregnant and having a baby baby or if you have to have a C section. Like, not all of them go this way, but I was flopping like a fish out of water on the table while they were cutting me open. And Jo was just holding the baby, like, okay. Like, this is a literal insane. It was nuts. It was definitely very nuts.
Lizzie
Check out the sip if you haven't yet. Or Lizzie's pregnancy.
Spencer
That's really where she gets into it. Yeah.
Lizzie
But do you want to give us just a quick breakdown of why you were flopping around like a fish?
Ryland
Yeah, so. So I was at. I had my last checkup, and at the last checkup, this bitch actually.
Spencer
Do not blame that birth on me.
Ryland
No, it's probably Ryland's fault. So Ryland sent me a text message that, like, made my heart rate spike, and so my blood pressure was up, and then it was immediately normal. But because it was, I just misread a text message. He was being funny, but it looked very formal.
Lizzie
Oh, wow.
Ryland
And I was like, oh, my God, is he, like, actually mad at me? But he wasn't. It was a joke. I just didn't get it. So he basically put me into labor early. Early. And then while I was being monitored, they discovered that the baby's heart had an arrhythmia, which just meant that it wasn't in a normal pace. And so everybody just said, let's induce her. Let's get the baby out. And then the inductions didn't work, and the heart kept decelerating. And then at Kaiser, the doctor's shift change all the time. And so I had. I just realized this because my doula came over the other day, and she's like, so just so you know, like, that doctor was batshit crazy. And the first time I heard the deceleration. I thought we should probably ask for a C sect. And I immediately stepped out and started talking to the doctor about the C section possibilities. And they came back in. We had a whole conversation, and I said, fuck it, let's do it. Instead of having an emergency scenario, like, let's do the C section now. Doctor, shift change. Crazy doctor comes in, talks me out of the C section. She's like, let's do a bunch of other fucked up shit. And I was like, okay, yeah, let's. Duh. So I was flopping because, number one, I think.
Lizzie
Okay, you weren't flopping.
Spencer
No, no, no.
Lizzie
You were thriving.
Ryland
I was flopping like, I was. Yeah.
Spencer
Well, yeah, they were shooting adrenaline into her.
Ryland
Yeah. So they kept giving me these drugs that were putting the baby in distress. And then they would give me other drugs to sort of try to counteract those drugs, which was just awful. And I don't do any drugs. Like, I'm a sober person. So I had a really horrible reaction to all the drugs in my body. So I was like this the whole time and shaking and delivery is normal. The flopping was not super normal. And the thing that was really awful about that is you're on a very skinny table for a C section and your arms are out.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Ryland
And they didn't put my arms down. So my arms were just like. Like one of those guys in front of a car sales place.
Lizzie
A wacky inflatable wiggler. Yeah.
Ryland
I was like, can I hold my hands to my chest? They're like, no. And I was like, okay, could we, like, tie them down or something? And they were like. And I was like, I really think we should. Like, this doesn't seem like a good time for this. And then Joe was having one the saints come.
Spencer
Right.
Ryland
Which was a nightmare.
Lizzie
Okay.
Spencer
And a lot of more horrible things later. The baby came.
Ryland
Yeah. So that was awful.
Spencer
It's just enraging because if they would have just given the C section when she had given the green light, it would have avoided an emergency C section altogether. But he's here and happy.
Lizzie
Yeah. Oh, my God.
Ryland
So it was a nightmare. But there are some really beautiful parts. Like, my son's hair is really good. And we all thought I was gonna have a bad hair baby.
Beetlejuice
So he really does have a beautiful head of hair.
Ryland
Thank you so much.
Beetlejuice
For real.
Lizzie
Well, I can't believe you're here right now.
Beetlejuice
Yeah.
Ryland
Oh, it was a bummer. It was definitely a bummer. But I am really good at disassociating oh, yeah.
Spencer
And she's in therapy and they're paying for it.
Jared
Good.
Lizzie
Oh, my God. Congratulations on all of that.
Ryland
Sorry, sorry.
Lizzie
No, we're so.
Ryland
No, childbirth is beautiful.
Lizzie
No, we're so happy you're okay. Are you going to do it again?
Ryland
Yeah. Well, that was the one thing I was thinking on the table. I was like, well, I can't do this again. And then I was like, no, fuck that. They're not taking that from me.
Lizzie
Yep. That was crazy. And I'm so happy you're okay. And your baby is beautiful. I can't wait to meet him.
Ryland
Yeah, he's very good and he's cute and his heart's fine. There's nothing wrong with his heart.
Lizzie
Oh, my gosh. Well, congratulations. I don't know how to transition, so I'm just gonna go to the next.
Ryland
Just do it.
Lizzie
Okay. Spencer went to a flea market with Jennifer. Some would say gave birth to content.
Chris
Yes, exactly.
Lizzie
How was it? So I was very excited when I heard that you guys were taking Spencer on like, a yard sale trip. You guys can check out the video, right? There's two videos.
Chris
Yes.
Lizzie
But I'm gonna say my favorite video from you guys. It was good. Very entertaining.
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Lizzie
Screaming walrus, walking, saying walrus, walrus, walrus. Which out of context, makes no sense, but it was good.
Chris
Who got walrus?
Shane Dawson
Do you guys have any walrus items? Walrus items. Well. And the place is huge. I mean, I feel like just walking around. I think we were there for like four hours. It was a long. A long time.
Ryland
Yeah.
Chris
I was sweating profusely by the end of it. But you know, Spencer, great student in negotiations. By the end of it, I actually felt bad. Like you were taking people for their money.
Beetlejuice
Oh, but you did great.
Chris
And you got a lot of cool stuff, dude.
Jared
The first time, I had a great time, too. It was so much fun hanging out with you guys there. But the first booth that we went and got something, the guy I like, set a price to, the guy's like, what about this? And I said, okay. And Jared was filming on his face, like, what the hell? He was like, no, no, no, no.
Chris
We had to go through that little road bump.
Jared
It was like, so disappointed in the lack of negotiation.
Shane Dawson
And we got some great deals.
Jared
Oh, I also have bad news that, you know. Remember that ashtray I got?
Shane Dawson
Oh, no.
Jared
Broke immediately as soon as I got home.
Spencer
What do you mean it broke? Like, did you break it or did it break?
Jared
Both. It was. I had it in a plastic bag and I like, he just threw it to the corner. No, that was one of my favorite things I got. And I put it on a table and you know when you put something on the table and you, like, turn away and it just, like, slowly slides off and I just, like. I just, like, watched it as it slid off and just hear it, like, it shattered into, like 500 pieces.
Lizzie
Wow. Should we just jump right into Big Brother?
Spencer
Yes. Oh, my gosh. I can't wait to see what's been being prepared for by Sandra Yaw.
Chris
Sandra the Yaw.
Shane Dawson
Well, you know what? I won't mess it up. What was the look I told you guys I was going to give?
Ryland
Yeah.
Spencer
Oh, yeah. Sandy's your.
Shane Dawson
Well, because you posted the photos of us from the True crime podcast and I was trying to, like, look very, you know, serious.
Lizzie
Yeah, yeah.
Shane Dawson
But somebody said, that's cute, Sandy. I don't believe it for a second. Like, you're so sweet. So I told Jared on the way here, like, I'm going to be very multi. What is it? Multi. Multi dimensional. And I'm going to be like, really mean or, you know, like give a mean face every now and then.
Spencer
Julie, I think what's charming about you is that you're sweet. Like, I wish I wasn't a bitch.
Shane Dawson
No, I can do it.
Ryland
No, I think that was. That was terrifying.
Spencer
I know you can do it. I'm just saying it's refreshing that your natural state isn't mean like some of us.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland
Whoa, whoa.
Shane Dawson
You just threw Lizzie in there.
Ryland
I'm only mean to babies with bad hair.
Chris
Actually, if any demographic really deserves it.
Spencer
Bad hair babies.
Chris
Babies with bad hair.
Lizzie
This is.
Chris
This is a fair point.
Lizzie
Really quick. I just need Beetlejuice. Give us a life update for you. Sorry I forgot to ask you.
Beetlejuice
I mean, things have been going well.
Ryland
My movie's like number one in the box, I think.
Beetlejuice
Yeah, we've been killing it.
Ryland
I want to make another one.
Jared
I've been talking about it a lot also.
Beetlejuice
I realized if you watch the first.
Ryland
Movie, my voice is way higher.
Lizzie
It was more like this.
Ryland
And then in the cycle.
Jared
I don't know what happened there, but.
Lizzie
Anyways, you kind of look like the.
Ryland
Joker a little bit. That movie flopped, so I'm offended by that. That's a bitch ass clown. And I'm doing it right, so I like this side of it.
Lizzie
I love it.
Jared
Everyone's mean today.
Lizzie
Wow. Mean Edition.
Ryland
Sandy. I caught it. I saw it. It was good. It. I was troubling.
Shane Dawson
I'm trying. You're that joker. You know?
Lizzie
Well, we're gonna take a quick little break. When we come back, all these dumbasses are gonna be competing for this stupid prize. See you soon. Or not. Fuck it.
Ryland
This just became wrestling.
Lizzie
Listen, brothers, I'm gonna come home and.
Ryland
Fuck your mother, which might also be my mother. If we're all brothers and it's too complicated, cut the show.
Lizzie
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Shane Dawson
Well, I have brown hair, but, yeah.
Lizzie
It'S a little different. I mean, you look good, though.
Shane Dawson
Thank you. I think you might see this wig I love. Yeah, I love the bang.
Ryland
How do I look? Thank you.
Lizzie
You look like you had a rough, rough last month.
Chris
You remind me of the wrestler China.
Lizzie
Oh, my God. Rest in peace.
Chris
Rest in peace. But in honor of her, that's how you look.
Jared
Thank you.
Spencer
Her hairstylist didn't show up today.
Ryland
I thought you kind of looked like the malignant character.
Chris
Well, he looks like Tommy Wiseau a little bit too. The guy who directed the room like his son.
Spencer
We're separating these comparisons from Julie.
Ryland
No, you're a cutie boy. You don't look, like malignant. I feel bad now.
Lizzie
Okay, so if you're wondering why we have two Julies, don't worry. That will be revealed in the twist. But first, why don't we take a look back at what happened in the last episode?
Spencer
I'm the new HOH and I'm putting the showmance on the block because Kurt.
Lizzie
Get your ro jerried.
Spencer
I nominate you. And Cindy, I nominate you.
Lizzie
Oh.
Ryland
Oh, my God. Is it.
Lizzie
It's a golden power veto. I have decided not to use the power of veto on Sandy.
Ryland
I'm using it on. Hello.
Lizzie
Thank you.
Jared
Have the house guys. Guests who will be evicted from the house by a vote of 2 to 1 is. Sandy. I'm Julie Chen Moonves. And may the Lord be with you.
Ryland
And also with you, Julie.
Jared
Good evening, and welcome back to Big Brother. This week's twist is double trouble. Today we'll have two Julies for the price of one. This week, for our head of household competition, we're playing grower coded. There are hidden messages all around us, but we asked AI to show us the code of our podcast. I'm going to show you three separate panels marked A, b, and C. When you think you found the word hidden in the code, buzz in, and if you're correct, you'll win a point. The winner after seven rounds will become the head of household.
Shane Dawson
I can't wait to see what happens in the end of this segment.
Lizzie
Good job, you guys.
Ryland
Okay.
Lizzie
Okay, this game, let me just say. So this is from the actual Big Brother. This is a game. You're gonna love this because we played it the other night, but play along with us. You will get sucked into it. We were playing hard.
Spencer
It was really fun.
Jared
And also, if you check under that bear, there are printed out. Don't look at them yet, but. Grab the paper, but don't look at them.
Spencer
This is a good production. I was just about to complain that I couldn't see the tv, so it wasn't fair. Thank you very much.
Jared
Rylan was just about to complain.
Ryland
Me, complain.
Lizzie
Is everybody ready?
Spencer
Yes.
Lizzie
Okay, Julie, take it away.
Jared
All right, first round.
Spencer
Oh, I can't even.
Beetlejuice
Oh, is it happening?
Lizzie
Let's see.
Ryland
Let's see it begin. Oh, I'm too stupid for this game.
Spencer
Oh, my God.
Beetlejuice
I also can't really see the tv.
Spencer
I literally don't see anything for it.
Shane Dawson
Anyway, I found it.
Jared
We have one.
Lizzie
I think it's in A, and I think it's the word farmer.
Jared
Let's see. Where do you see if he's correct?
Ryland
I see it too.
Spencer
Oh, he's playing.
Lizzie
No, we have. Whoa. Oh, I didn't know what I was doing.
Chris
I was making my eyes blur.
Spencer
Don't you.
Beetlejuice
I would have looked at that all day and never found anything.
Lizzie
Yeah, it'll get easier. You'll start really figuring it out.
Shane Dawson
Okay, you guys, let's speed it up next time.
Ryland
I love being Julie.
Jared
Are we ready for round two?
Ryland
Yes.
Spencer
Oh, they're already looking.
Ryland
Oh, my God.
Spencer
Oh, my God.
Ryland
It's upside down. You.
Jared
Where is the word?
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Spencer
Oh, my God.
Shane Dawson
Is it there?
Lizzie
I want to give somebody else a chance, but I found it.
Ryland
Damn. Shane, did you make these?
Lizzie
No. Okay, it's in B and it's grow.
Jared
We have I. Still another winner.
Ryland
Wow.
Lizzie
I'll calm down. I'll calm down.
Ryland
Don't calm down. You let your shine shine.
Lizzie
I don't want to be the hoh. I want blood on my hands.
Jared
Round three showing now. Where is the word?
Ryland
No way.
Lizzie
Come on, Somebody else. Somebody else. Come on.
Chris
Quadrant C for root booter.
Jared
And just to know, to the people in the corner, if there's not a number written at the top, it's probably an extra copy, so it's not going to be the right one.
Spencer
That's not. What are we going to be on?
Jared
We should be on four. Okay, everyone ready for round four?
Spencer
Yes.
Lizzie
Begin the search, please.
Jared
God, where is the word? We have one.
Ryland
Quadrant B. Cuck.
Lizzie
Correct.
Spencer
I still don't see it. Wow, this is so much harder in real life than it is on the game. When I'm sitting on the couch, I'm.
Ryland
Like, you fucking idiot. Idiot.
Spencer
And then I'm playing and I'm like.
Shane Dawson
Oh, let's continue round five.
Jared
Begin. Where's the word?
Lizzie
Where is the willy? Lizzy.
Ryland
What?
Spencer
Tip in what quadrant?
Ryland
Oh, quadrant C. No tip. Cuz you guys don't tip people.
Spencer
Don't say you guys. Just Spencer.
Ryland
Sorry, cuz Spencer is a tipper.
Jared
That's not true. But the narrative's really got in the way for me.
Shane Dawson
And he sometimes tips. Okay, he sometimes tips.
Jared
I mostly tip.
Ryland
He tips only to ensure prompt service.
Lizzie
Can we get a score update?
Jared
The score Update is Shane, 2 points. Lizzie 2 points. Jireed 1 point Ryland and beetle Chris.
Beetlejuice
With no beetle Chris.
Lizzie
That's merch.
Spencer
Beetle Chris.
Jared
We are on round six. Ready?
Lizzie
Yeah. Yes. Oh, my God.
Jared
Begin. Where is the word?
Ryland
Well, immediately.
Spencer
Wait.
Chris
Quadro r and b. My boy, Bear Lebrity.
Ryland
Oh, that's you.
Lizzie
Correct.
Chris
Don't hate clap. Donate clap.
Lizzie
Are there three of us in the top? Is there only one left?
Jared
There is one left.
Lizzie
Oh my God.
Jared
And this is the tiebreaker.
Ryland
Oh, my God.
Jared
Are we ready for the final round? Begin.
Lizzie
Where is that?
Ryland
We have first post quadrant A. Septic.
Lizzie
Oh my God.
Ryland
Correct. Let's go, mama.
Jared
Because Chris was septic. I think he's dead.
Spencer
Oh, my God.
Jared
The winner of the round was Lizzy.
Lizzie
Good job.
Spencer
Oh my gosh, Lizzy, I always knew you could win an hoh I'm gonna.
Lizzie
Hand this to Lizzy, my new best friend. I love you so much, Lizzy.
Ryland
Oh my God, that feels so.
Lizzie
Thanks for keeping me safe this week.
Spencer
Okay, Lizzie, now that I've got you in a room alone, first of all, I'm so proud of you. Congrats.
Ryland
Thank you so much.
Spencer
Now we're still aligned that Jerry sent out your lesbian lover. Sandra, he needs to go.
Lizzie
Knock, knock, knock.
Ryland
One second.
Lizzie
Hey.
Spencer
Oh, hey, Shane.
Lizzie
Hey, Lizzie. Oh, me and Jerry are here. We just wanted to see your room. Oh, my God, is that your friends and family?
Ryland
They're so cute.
Spencer
Hey, Shane and Jerry.
Lizzie
Oh, hey, Rylan.
Spencer
How are you guys?
Chris
We're good. We're here to talk to Lizzy. Yeah, just for a minute.
Beetlejuice
We don't.
Chris
It's a And baby. See ya.
Ryland
Do you think you could give us a minute, Rylan?
Chris
Beat it.
Spencer
Toodaloo.
Lizzie
Okay, Lizzy, we gotta keep it real. Okay, it's time for Rylan to go. Yeah, right. We're Glad.
Chris
We're glad that you kept him around for this long. Okay. And he's making a fool of himself. He's really playing up the gay card too much. And so we're just here to let you know we support your decision. Yeah, I totally support you in voting him and Chris off, because this guy's lost his mind.
Lizzie
Yeah. So if you decide to put up Rylan and Beetlejuice, like, you know, we're totally behind you, and we'll make sure that whoever you want to go home will go home.
Chris
Just. Just know that if you want Shareead's support, then we're gonna need those two basically up for elimination this week.
Ryland
Is this a couple name are you guys coming out of?
Beetlejuice
Oh, well, it could be.
Spencer
I have your egg girls. You had long enough. Here. Here's her eggs. Okay. Toodaloo too.
Lizzie
Diary Room. So I'm really excited because I just found out from one of the producers that the winner of the Shane Dawson podcast, Big Brother, is gonna get $5,000. So I to win. So I'm gonna do whatever I have to do to make that happen.
Ryland
Diary Room. Shin just got very real. Suddenly I'm not sure if I care about my friends anymore.
Chris
Diary Room. Okay. The truth is coming. Evidently, there's $5,000 on the line. I feel like me and Shane have developed a somewhat believable alliance, as they call it. Ryland is just getting on my last nerve. This dude over here, he's, like, dealing with mental issues of some degree. I don't know if it's the game.
Beetlejuice
That does it to you.
Chris
I've only studied it minorly, but it's time for me to ramp it up. Hey, Lizzy. Loving what you're looking like, girl. That blue, those nails, your eyes. And girl, da baby Cute.
Ryland
Thank you, Shireen.
Chris
Oh, I like how she's using it.
Spencer
Can I talk to you?
Ryland
Yes, but please stay very far away. Okay, Tina.
Shane Dawson
All right.
Ryland
So, as you know, I'm a demon and a ghost, and I scare ghosts away. You've dealt with a lot of ghostly things in your life.
Beetlejuice
I'll scare them away.
Ryland
But if you don't partner with me, I'll haunt you for the rest of your life.
Jared
Thank you very much for your time.
Chris
The only thing he's scaring away is positive energy, girl. Get him out of the house.
Lizzie
Here's the thing.
Spencer
Beetlejuice isn't a real threat. Shane and Jared are the ones that are snakes. They're gonna go behind everyone's backs, and we need to get them out.
Shane Dawson
Houseguests houseguests, join us into the living room. It's time for you guys to make your nomination.
Spencer
Hi, Julie.
Ryland
Hi, Julie.
Lizzie
You look so beautiful.
Ryland
Thank you, Liz.
Shane Dawson
Thank you.
Jared
Thank you.
Shane Dawson
All right, Lizzy, it's time for you to make your nomination.
Ryland
I'm gonna be completely honest with everybody here. We might be playing a game, but I have looked at all of you and thought, dang, I really love these people. And sometimes it's not always a house that is a home, but the people inside of it that make it so. So it was very hard for me to come to this nomination. In fact, I don't really have an idea right now, so I'm just gonna blurt. I'm gonna blurt and it doesn't feel good. It doesn't feel good to nominate any of you. In fact, now I am stalling cause I'm terrified. I am honestly terrified. I want you to know, girl, just blurt. Jared and Beatles. Chris. Jared and Beatles.
Chris
No, the blurt hurt. The blurt hurt.
Ryland
You put me up next to the fake.
Lizzie
I'm sorry.
Ryland
I have to admit, you, you make me a little damp in my pant. But it's not enough to keep you here.
Lizzie
That was really hard for you. Thank you so much, Lizzy, for not nominating me.
Ryland
Yeah, it's okay.
Jared
Diary room. I've been sleeping with Shane the entire time and no one knows, but I, I, I think he's going to save.
Ryland
Me because we've just been fucking the.
Jared
Entire time, so I think I'm safe.
Lizzie
Diary room. Oh my God. What am I going to do? My two allies are on the blood. Locke, Jireed, who I love so much, literally like a brother, and beetle Chris, who just pounds me so hard, which is not even usually my thing, but with beetle Chris, it just is. Oh my God. What am I gonna do?
Chris
Diary room. I am feeling like Sharita is kind of crumbling at this moment. Last night I heard a little rumbling in the room next door and it got me worried he was beetle bopping his beetle cheeks. And now I'm thinking this might be my last week, so I'm really gonna have to suck up to this gay hating dude over here to see if I can win back a little bit of an allegiance.
Spencer
This week couldn't have gone better for me. My greatest ally, Liz won. Hoh. And now we're on track to get one of these gay people out.
Lizzie
Hey. Okay. I'm very excited. We have a new sponsor today. This is the first time they've sponsored the show and I Love what they are doing. They're called PDS debt. And as you guys know, I've talked about debt before in the past. I was not good at financial stuff in my 20s. Honestly, I wasn't even that great at it in my 30s. I have gotten better, especially once I got with Rylan. He was always better at that than I was. But in my early 20s, it was really hard. I didn't understand debt. I knew that I had credit cards and I knew that I was charging things and I thought I was paying. It was just a whole nightmare. I'm lucky enough that I don't have stream student loans. I know Ryland had a whole situation with that, especially with the holidays coming. And that is a big time where finances are at the top of a lot of our minds. But it is never too early to start planning and start thinking about it and try to find solutions. And that is what PDS debt is here to help you do. If you're making payments every month on your debt and your balances aren't going down, PDS has solutions for you. Everyone with $10,000 or more in eligible debt qualifies, and there's no minimum credit score required. Bad and fair credit credit is accepted. Save more while paying off your debt in a fraction of the time. So to start planning today, get a free debt analysis right now@pdsdebt.com Shane it only takes 30 seconds. It's super fast. Just go to pdS-E-B t.com Shane. So check it out. Get your free analysis and start planning today. All right, see you guys next time. Bye. I think it might be time for a veto competition.
Jared
That's right. It is time for a veto competition. And this week we're back with another.
Lizzie
Edition of prizes and punishments.
Ryland
I do love this game.
Spencer
You did win an Apple watch.
Ryland
This game tends to work out for me. One out of one times.
Jared
Inside one of these boxes is a veto, and inside the others are some prizes and punishments. We've inserted everyone's name into a random computer generator. The first to draw the box is Shane. What number box would you like to pick?
Lizzie
This is really hard because now that I know there's actually a grand prize for this big brother, there's a lot on the line. I'm gonna go with number two.
Jared
Number two.
Lizzie
It looks like the size of a veto to me. Yes, it does.
Jared
Please reveal what's in box number two.
Lizzie
Okay, here we go.
Chris
A turd.
Lizzie
Oh, no.
Jared
I'm sweating.
Lizzie
Oh, I know what this is.
Ryland
What is it?
Lizzie
Oh, No, I didn't want this one.
Ryland
Oh, no.
Lizzie
Oh. Oh, God. Oh, no. It finally happened. AI has taken over, and the first thing they stole was your voice. For the rest of the game, you can only speak using an AI Voice generator app. Feel free to choose from any celebrity or friend or family member's voice that you wish. The punishment starts right now. And don't forget the outfit. There is a robot costume behind you.
Jared
Here's the costume. Here's the generator.
Spencer
I don't think anyone's going to steal that, so change up.
Ryland
Hey, guys, it's Jojo. I'll be speaking for Shane today. Congrats on the baby, Liz. You look hot.
Jared
And just as a reminder. Wait, why does Shane cannot use his own voice?
Ryland
That almost sounded like Jojo saying I was hot, right?
Spencer
I mean, yeah, that's what it was.
Ryland
You are hot.
Chris
Confirmed.
Ryland
Thanks, Jojo.
Jared
Anyway, let's keep going with the game. Up next, we have Jireed. Which box would you like to pick?
Chris
5.
Ryland
He love to read.
Chris
Let's see what you read for life.
Jared
In box number five.
Chris
I hear it.
Spencer
Oh, it sounded like a punish.
Chris
It's a Chipotle gift card up for trade.
Spencer
Oh, you don't like Chipotle?
Jared
A $50 Chipotle gift card?
Ryland
Dang, that's a lot of Chipotle.
Chris
Who's going out with me? Lizzy?
Jared
Well, funny you should say that, because up next is Rylan four.
Spencer
I've been eyeing it.
Jared
Oh, box number four.
Spencer
Thank you, Julie. You look ravishing tonight. Sounds heavy.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Spencer
I got the golden power of Beetle.
Ryland
This corner feels good right now. I might have to take off the hat.
Chris
It's choking me.
Ryland
I might have to take off that.
Lizzie
Wow.
Spencer
This is luxurious. It's heavy. And this is official.
Beetlejuice
Looks good on.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Shane Dawson
The housemates look like they're in deep trouble.
Ryland
Congrats, Ryland. Are you sure you don't want to trade for a robot?
Spencer
Sorry, Jojo, but we can hang out later.
Jared
Up next, we have Beetle Chris.
Ryland
Oh, my God. All right, well, tres leches is Chris's favorite cake, so I'm gonna have to.
Jared
Go with numero tres number three.
Ryland
Dang, I got a good feeling about that one.
Spencer
I already feel like you're rich.
Shane Dawson
I identify as rich, big and thick. Chris's favorite.
Spencer
Big, thick and nasty.
Ryland
What is it? What is it?
Lizzie
Shut the fuck.
Jared
Please stay in character, Chris.
Lizzie
I can't.
Chris
I don't know that I can.
Ryland
What is it? What is it? Is it an iPad?
Jared
Please reveal.
Beetlejuice
Are you serious?
Jared
Are you Serious?
Chris
Wow.
Ryland
I told you I had a good feeling about it.
Beetlejuice
Whoa. I'm like, I'm so jealous.
Jared
Beetlechris, you have the option to become a robot or take the Beetle.
Lizzie
Excuse me?
Jared
Or have a Chipotle gift card.
Chris
Have you heard they're giving you 30% more portions lately?
Jared
I've never had an iPad, and I've.
Ryland
Always wanted one, so I'm gonna keep it for now as long as I can, even if it's just for a moment longer. Sorry.
Shane Dawson
Oh, no. Well, they hold true. Rylan said about those who do not get the veto end up going home.
Ryland
That's okay. I'll take that.
Shane Dawson
Stay tuned to see.
Jared
Well, we have one more box and this might get interesting.
Ryland
Uh oh.
Jared
Lizzy, which box would you like to pick?
Ryland
Just that one, I suppose.
Spencer
That one.
Ryland
You're not taking the iPad? Not yet, no. If this is a Jersey Mike's card, I'm keeping it. Oh, no. Lizzy, this is bad.
Spencer
It looks like a punishment.
Ryland
It's a punishment. What do these three things have in common? Stanley cups, crumble, cookies, and cakes. Like Ryland. They all come from Utah. I was gonna say Shane. Well, get ready, because the Mormon mommies have a new viral sensation that will turn any godless pig into a true believer. What? We've heard of the Diet Coke and.
Lizzie
The coffee creamer trend, but seeing the.
Ryland
Girlies are putting protein in their Diet Coke. So we're going to try it. Oh, my God, it does.
Lizzie
It tastes like a root beer float.
Beetlejuice
Why do I think it's going to be good?
Jared
That's right. The new trend is protein Diet Cokes. The Mormons have done it again.
Spencer
You got to love the Mormons.
Ryland
Yuck. That sounds horrible. Take the iPad also. Listen, don't fucking tempt me right now.
Jared
Lizzy, you have the option to swap with any of the contestants. This is gonna be interesting.
Ryland
So it's either I drink protein Diet Coke or take the fucking iPad for Beetlejuice.
Shane Dawson
Or you can take the Vita or those Chipotle.
Ryland
Please take the robot.
Lizzie
Dang.
Ryland
It's really hard to do this, but I'll just stick with my punishment.
Lizzie
What?
Beetlejuice
No, you don't have to.
Ryland
No, I have to have to. It's the best thing for my image. Publicly speaking.
Spencer
I was over here before screaming, you already got the Apple watch. You already got the Apple watch.
Ryland
Behave.
Jared
Okay.
Beetlejuice
Thank you so much.
Ryland
You're welcome, buddy. Can I talk yet?
Jared
Well, we're almost. We're almost done. But wait.
Shane Dawson
But first, surprise, surprise on one of the biggest twists ever of big brother history is returning to night. In one round competition, the winner will have an extra veto to use on any one nominee.
Jared
That's right. It's double veto. Thank you.
Ryland
Those Julies are so hot right now.
Jared
That's right. It's double veto. Because this tonight's theme is double trouble.
Shane Dawson
We will be playing the jingle, and you guys will use your buzzards. When you guys realize who the jingle's about, whoever wins, wins gets the veto power.
Jared
Is everybody ready?
Spencer
Yes.
Ryland
Yes.
Jared
Who is this jingle about?
Shane Dawson
Let's play it.
Lizzie
It's not easy being married to someone.
Ryland
Who believes in conspiracies.
Shane Dawson
What?
Ryland
Jane. Oh, my gosh.
Spencer
Okay, then I'm doing.
Jared
Incorrect.
Lizzie
Incorrect.
Spencer
Sandy.
Shane Dawson
Yes, that is correct. That means Rylan has won the veto.
Spencer
All the power, all the wind.
Ryland
Hold on. I want to hear the full song. I bet Shane paid a lot for it.
Lizzie
It's not easy being married to someone.
Ryland
Who believes in conspiracies.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
It's also not fun when they leave.
Lizzie
More than the bed sheep.
Ryland
Ew. A day of lifelong pain that their.
Lizzie
Bus was like a bathroom at the.
Ryland
Hometown buffet she's got a strong stomach and loves her man she loves her man she's the queen of Riverside She's Mexican.
Lizzie
Oh.
Ryland
I love that.
Shane Dawson
It's, like, very, like, salsa sounding.
Chris
That sounded like a fucking diss track. Let's be real. Was it about you or was it about me?
Ryland
Okay, I might need to talk now.
Jared
Well, considering the game is over, your voice has been lifted, but you still have to wear the outfit.
Lizzie
Okay. Thank God. Wow. As much as I love being Jojo, I need to be myself for a second. So here's what's happening. Rylan has won both power vetoes. Was not expecting that to happen. So that means he can use both of them and take both off the block. Or he doesn't have to use any of them at all. But remember, this is a real game with a real prize. The stakes are very high. So before Rylan makes his decision, Beetlecris and Jireed plead your case to Rylan to use the veto on you.
Jared
I was just about to say all that.
Beetlejuice
I'll do literally anything. Literally anything you want.
Ryland
I'll do it.
Beetlejuice
Are you thinking of a thing?
Lizzie
I'll do it.
Spencer
Well, okay. Thank you. Thank you, Beetle. Chris, please stop fucking my husband, Jerry. Oh, this feels right.
Chris
Okay.
Ryland
You're so toxic.
Lizzie
1.
Chris
I do respect your game a little bit. Okay. Rylan. Yeah. You have a little bit of tackiness to how you play, but I'm here to Beg you for this power of veto, but I'm just telling you, Chris has really changed his thing up and I believe he is winning over the rest of the house. So at the end of the day, keeping me in and getting him out is probably best for you. So I ain't trying to give you a tip, but there's a tip if you want to take it.
Spencer
Thank you, Chris. One on one. If I take you off, you'll keep me right until the end. Anything you won't put me up next week if you're hoh.
Lizzie
No.
Spencer
Got it. Okay. Got house guests.
Shane Dawson
Diary room.
Lizzie
Okay. I'm very, very scared because I just did the math and if somebody gets taken off the block, I'm the only replacement. This is not good. I should have kept talking like Jojo Moore. I think she was more likable.
Spencer
Okay, house guests. Unfortunately, I am going to use one of my Beatles on Beetle Chris.
Ryland
What?
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Ryland
This is the best night ever. What?
Spencer
I hate to say it, but, Shane, you're the only remaining one. You have to take a seat on the block. I wish you both the best of luck and I hope that you guys get to stay and fight another day.
Lizzie
Diary room. Okay. I'm really, really nervous about this. I don't want to go home. But I guess if I do go home, then I can be Julie next time and that could be kind of fun. But then what would Spencer and Sandy Dooley's? There's a lot of things we have to figure out. Maybe I'll just stay. Jojo.
Ryland
This weighs heavy on my heart and my mind, Shane. But I have no other choice. With the veto place upon Beetle Chris, you must walk through the chopping block. No. And you're a sweet man, but sweet men get taken out first usually. So I wouldn't be surprised if this is your last day in the house and it's gonna be a hard one to say goodbye. But we will say goodbye.
Lizzie
Jairu. Fuck this bitch. I thought she was my friend.
Spencer
She's crying.
Lizzie
She's trying to make me feel, like bad for her for making this decision. No. I hope you guys roast her on X and find all of her old tweets. I love you so much. I love you so much, Lizzy. I'm really gonna miss you. And I'm gonna be home watching the live feeds 24 hours a day for my girl.
Ryland
I'm gonna name this child after you. But didn't already name it.
Shane Dawson
All right, now it's time for the live vote and the eviction Beetlechris I.
Lizzie
Love you so much. And even if you vote me out, just know that what we share together in the house is real, and I wasn't faking it for the cameras. And I really do love you, and I hope that you take it all home, baby.
Jared
Okay, I'll do it for us.
Lizzie
Thank you, Rylan. Fuck you, Jerid. I hate being up here with you, Daddy. And I love you so much.
Chris
Beetle Chris, this seems like almost the worst time to bring this up, but I do have to tell you that I know you think this man right here loves you.
Beetlejuice
You.
Chris
But last night, he came into my room after he was with you and asked me if I was interested in doing some nasty stuff with him.
Lizzie
What?
Chris
Yes. And. And again, I just couldn't find the right time to tell you, and this just seems like it. And I'm just saying we just need to remember this and keep this in our peripherals. There is a hater in this house that is really making a lot of gay people. I'm voting in very uncomfortable, so I'm just saying. And, Lizzie, you too. You're the mother. You just brought life into this world. I don't know if the kind of world you want your baby in is a hateful existence. Okay, but. But Rylan is fake.
Beetlejuice
Guys.
Chris
Rylan, you ain't gonna outplay me, bitch.
Spencer
My vote's for Jerry. My votes for Jerry.
Shane Dawson
All right, everyone close their eyes as Beetle Chris makes his pick.
Jared
If it is Shane, raise your hand. If it is Jared, keep your hands down. We have a split decision.
Ryland
So it's up to me to ruin one of these men's lives?
Jared
That's correct.
Ryland
I really appreciated what you had to say about motherhood, Jared. I thought that was beautiful.
Chris
I meant most of it.
Ryland
And honestly, I have a really hard time trusting you. But I do feel like you and I are very similar. And because of that reason, it pains me to say, Shane, this is your.
Lizzie
Last day in our house.
Ryland
And you have to pack your bags.
Lizzie
Baby, and get the fuck out.
Ryland
But you'll always be part of our family, and this house will never be a home without you in it.
Lizzie
And I mean that.
Ryland
In his packs.
Lizzie
Fuck all of you. You're all liars. You're all backstabbers. And I'm rooting for every single one of you. Because that's how you play big brother. Yes, baby. Julie, here I come.
Shane Dawson
I do have to say, in the case of your eviction, the housemates prepared their goodbye videos. Let's take a listen.
Ryland
You cheated on me.
Jared
I'm glad you're gone.
Lizzie
What the.
Ryland
Are you kidding me?
Lizzie
No, Julie, I did not cheat on him. He's lying. Do you read Life?
Chris
Hey, Shane. Bye, Shane.
Spencer
Shane, if you're seeing this message, things didn't go as planned. Homophobia in the house. House won. It is running rampant. And I'm sure Twitter is going off. Jared is going to be in for a rude awakening when he comes out of this house and has no job, no family, and everyone hates him.
Lizzie
Well, wow. I miss all of them so much. Julie, I had the best time of my life. This honestly was a dream come true. And I just can't wait to watch from home.
Jared
Bye.
Shane Dawson
And that's Shane Dawson podcast Big Brother. We'll see you next time.
Spencer
Love one another Another love one another.
Shane Dawson
Let go and let God.
Lizzie
Yes.
Ryland
Yes. Me and Julie. Wow.
Lizzie
Well, what an intense episode of Big Brother. That felt very.
Beetlejuice
A lot.
Chris
It's starting to get personal.
Lizzie
It really did.
Chris
It really is.
Lizzie
Okay, if you guys want us to keep going with this, please let us know in the comments. Who are you rooting for? Who's left? We have Jeed Beetle, Chris, Ryland, and Lizzy. Yeah, so there's four people left, which means we have two episodes to go before the finale. So if you guys want us to keep going, let us know in the comments. Give us a thumbs up and yeah, I'm gonna look for a sponsor to $5,000 out. Oh, my God. And Chris, enjoy the iPad.
Beetlejuice
I honestly, I've always wanted. I can't believe this is real.
Lizzie
It's blue. I hope you like blue.
Beetlejuice
I love blue. No, really, like, seriously, though, thank you so much.
Lizzie
Of course. Wait a minute. Did Lizzy not change? Try the protein Diet Coke.
Ryland
Oh, I think she.
Lizzie
No, no, no.
Ryland
She tried it. She tried it.
Lizzie
I don't remember seeing you try.
Ryland
It was before and then. And it was over really fast.
Chris
But yeah, don't do that to the Mormons. You have to try it.
Lizzie
You have to try.
Chris
You cannot disrespect the Mormons, especially the ones in Utah.
Lizzie
I kind of think it looks good. It does.
Beetlejuice
It looks really good.
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Chris
I would love to try it. And look, you get rewarded.
Lizzie
Oh, good. It's really old and flat.
Ryland
It looks so good.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Ryland
Yeah. Shake it good.
Chris
Act like you're at the club.
Ryland
Oh, wow.
Beetlejuice
In my mind, it looks good.
Chris
It does look good.
Shane Dawson
It does. Yeah. You just got soda. That one sip.
Spencer
Wow, that was a big sip.
Ryland
Yum. How is it? No, it's good. I haven't had Diet Coke. Yeah, it Tastes like Diet Coke. I haven't had Diet Coke in like a year. Year.
Spencer
Oh, it's just like Diet Coke with creamer.
Ryland
No, it's just like Diet Coke.
Lizzie
Well, there you guys go. That was a blast. Let's all take off these costumes. Oh, my God, it's hot.
Shane Dawson
Yours is actually really good.
Lizzie
Good.
Spencer
Yes. It looks like you're going to be in the Xenon sequel. And that was one of my favorite movies.
Ryland
You did look chiseled and snatched him.
Lizzie
No, no, you're still Beetlejuice. You don't have to talk like Beetlejuice. But if you occasionally want to throw in a little quip, I wouldn't mind it. Wow. Good job, Sandy and Spencer. You guys really did that.
Jared
Yeah.
Ryland
Yeah.
Chris
Two chins is better than one.
Lizzie
It really is. All right, well, we're gonna take a quick little break and we come back conspiracies. Oh, and paranormal spooky.
Ryland
See?
Lizzie
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Jared
Whoa, whoa.
Shane Dawson
Wow.
Ryland
Wait, is that me?
Spencer
Her hair is just a little more toned.
Lizzie
That's crazy, right?
Ryland
That wasn't me.
Beetlejuice
She said.
Lizzie
No, that was not you. She said, me and my best friend found Lizzy's clone at the Dr. Phil show.
Shane Dawson
That sounds right.
Lizzie
And we literally thought it was her. That is so funny. Were you on Dr. Phil?
Ryland
I wish.
Lizzie
Wow.
Spencer
It really did look like you.
Ryland
It really did. Wow. Sometimes I get got by these.
Lizzie
Okay, this is another cologne email. This is from Courtney. She said, oh, my God, I saw somebody and they look just like Spencer. Now, this is a picture, not a video. Here we go.
Ryland
Oh, wow.
Jared
That looks a lot like me.
Ryland
Oh, God. That is. That's like Army Corps Spencer.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Spencer
If we were ever wondering what a different hairstyle would look like on you. That's literally it.
Lizzie
That's is crazy.
Ryland
Wow. That is you.
Jared
Wow. Yeah.
Lizzie
Is that you?
Ryland
That's.
Shane Dawson
That's you right there.
Beetlejuice
I thought more in the wide.
Lizzie
Were you at the Dr. Phil show?
Ryland
Wait, he was at the Dr. Phil show, too? Oh, I was like, there's something up.
Jared
Yeah, that would be crazy.
Shane Dawson
You guys just got together.
Ryland
Coincidence.
Shane Dawson
The Dr. Phil Show.
Jared
Blackout.
Lizzie
One more. Wow, those are really good. I feel like those are some of the best clone ones we've got. Now this next conspiracy sounds stupid. This is Big Brother related. So I was watching the live feeds, and I saw this moment happen with Brooklyn. Now Brooklyn is on the show.
Spencer
She's a mom.
Lizzie
She's a mom and she was evicted. But she is a big conspiracy theorist, and here's one of her favorite theories. She doesn't really go into it, but I would.
Shane Dawson
I feel like hamsters. Hamsters are a conspiracy that no one talks about.
Jared
I think.
Lizzie
I think that might just be a Google such a way.
Ryland
Okay, hamsters.
Lizzie
Okay, hear me out.
Spencer
Yeah, let me hear her out.
Lizzie
Have you ever seen a hamster in the wild?
Spencer
No, no.
Lizzie
No, you haven't, have you?
Spencer
Did they breed them for little idiots like me?
Ryland
I don't know.
Spencer
That were like, have you ever seen.
Lizzie
Them out in the wild? Do you ever have a hamster problem with your yard? You ever have a hamster problem in your house? Do you have hamster traps? No, you don't.
Ryland
I'm sick.
Lizzie
So I googled it, right? And Brooklyn's on to something. So I googled it. And of course, they. They say they're from here and there and that, you know, they are in the wild. I don't know if I buy it. I feel like hamsters were crafted, created in a lab for pets. Because where else do you see them besides pet stores? And at the pet store, where do they come from?
Chris
And not only that, but hamsters hibernate for about two months. And what happens a lot of the time, spooky alert, is as they're hibernating, parents think they're dead, and they throw them out. So maybe hamsters, in parallel to just being made for children, are also made to traumatize children because they're not really dying.
Lizzie
No.
Spencer
Are you serious? What they looked at as, that's what hibernation is?
Lizzie
Yes.
Shane Dawson
It takes away the pulse, and then they become gophers.
Beetlejuice
I just imagine like a zombie movie with, like a hamster hand coming out of the grave.
Lizzie
I've also never seen wild guinea pigs.
Ryland
No, I Have.
Lizzie
Oh, wait, you have.
Ryland
They're Peruvian, right?
Beetlejuice
I haven't, but that's. I mean, I don't know, I've. Maybe if I lived in Peru. Because they're like a big thing again. They eat them. They're a part of festivals and stuff. And like, it's a whole. Yeah. I don't know. I'm. They must. But I've never seen them. I've never seen them in the wild.
Lizzie
Wow. Well, let us know. Have you guys ever seen a hamster in the wild?
Spencer
No.
Lizzie
Please let us know.
Spencer
They're planning plants.
Lizzie
Or are they ground pigeons? Do you know what I mean?
Ryland
I know what you mean.
Spencer
That's rude.
Lizzie
No, no.
Ryland
Pigeons aren't real.
Lizzie
Pigeons aren't real. They're surveilling everybody. Huh. So what if hamsters are ground pigeons? Yeah. And they're surveilling us in our houses.
Ryland
They're indoor pigeons and they're in a cage.
Lizzie
They're. It's literally not even hamster. It's a little hidden camera just sitting in a cage.
Beetlejuice
They're not even hibernating. Their battery died or something. Something.
Lizzie
Yes.
Chris
And they're wound. They're battery powered. And they have to rejuvenate their battery by running in a wheel jet.
Spencer
And Max will not get a hamster.
Lizzie
Okay, I know this is a joke, but it's getting too real.
Ryland
Yes.
Spencer
Rip to the good ones.
Lizzie
Okay, this I thought was actually very unsettling and weird. And I want to ask you guys about this because you go to Walmart so much. Okay.
Chris
If you can't tell for the Hot Wheels. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay, go to.
Lizzie
The subject of the email was Walmart literal mind control. Hey, Shane, love the podcast. Please blur out my name if you see this. I do not want to get caught. I worked at Walmart for five years while I was in school as a cashier. And I realized when they're not playing the same songs back to back, there's a weird low volume song that's always kind of happening in the background with weird beeping noises and a creepy rhythm. And no, it's not the checkout noises at the counter. It's completely different. And we've all tried to understand what it's saying. We can't figure it out. I pay attention to these things because I work long hours. And then I realized every so often, whenever they play it, it would give me a bad vibe. I don't know if it's every Walmart that does this, but mine definitely did. And I think you should investigate and bring some light to it. So I thought this was really weird because I've heard theories about, you know, grocery stores playing certain music to trigger certain emotions to get you to shop more. Like they always play nostalgic 90s music, music so that you'll feel like it's childhood. It'll make you want to buy childhood things. Like I've heard things like that, but I've never heard about like a secret subliminal tone that they would pump out, which sounds crazy. Don't sue me. Walmart.
Spencer
Are they trying to turn the customer or are they trying to brainwash their employees?
Lizzie
I don't know. Can we hear the sound if we go to Walmart?
Spencer
Well, let's go.
Chris
Oh, I've heard it. And it tells you, buy Hot Wheels, you don't have enough at your house. Your wife won't mind.
Lizzie
It wouldn't surprise me. So we, I don't know if it's out yet, but if it's not, we, we're working on a main channel video where we talk about something grocery stores are going to start doing and they are doing some crazy like that, but it's crazy. They're using AI using things to get you basically just to you over and doing it on a mass scale.
Chris
And I think your phone might be able to do it too, because think about it. We think that I thought of something and then I looked at my phone and I saw it. But what if your phone is just projecting the sound into your head before you see see it and implanting the thought so when you see it, you're more attracted to it. What if it's actually the other way around and you never thought about it? It was your phone telling you and then your phone was showing you. Think about it. Just think about it.
Lizzie
Listen, falling down that rabbit hole I just saw today, I haven't fully researched it, but I just saw today that AI now is able to go into your brain and figure out what you're thinking about and then make a picture.
Spencer
What?
Lizzie
They literally are hooking up to people, people's heads, having them think of an item and then AI will literally say.
Spencer
Why would they want this?
Lizzie
I don't know. But they are figuring out how to read our thoughts, so that's scary. So on the phone thing, have you. Well, I guess your baby's still pretty young, so hopefully this, this hasn't happened yet. But our babies literally, right like the second that they could start crawling around, all they're doing is trying to grow for our phones. Oh, and all they do.
Spencer
And I have like the Apple watch on my ankle. Like I'll be across the room and they, they know. Like, they touch it and it lights up. And we've never given them our phones or iPads or anything for them to have prior knowledge to want that technology. But if there's a phone in the room, they sense it and they.
Lizzie
Even if it's in my pocket, I walk in, it's in my pocket. I'm not even touching it or anything. Anything. And then Jet will like crawl over and he'll crawl over and then I'll look and his hand is like reaching into my pocket to grab my phone.
Chris
That's scary.
Lizzie
They know how to already. So, like when I was turning the other way, right? Like, I think Max had my phone and I didn't know. And he, I look over, I'm like, oh, my God. He's like touching apps. Like, he's figuring it out. He's 10 months old. It's the scariest thing in the world. So I don't know what the phone is pumping out or how this is happening, but I wonder if it's because.
Ryland
They see us doing it so often.
Spencer
I wonder.
Lizzie
I thought that. But honestly, we're not really around our phones that much around them, because when they're wake windows, like, we're pretty like hanging out with them. Like, yeah, not really on our phone. So I don't know. Or maybe it's just an intuition thing. It's very scary though.
Spencer
I mean, we're all, we're all sickly addicted to our phones. Even if your screen time is low, humans are full blown addicts. Like, if you took this away from us, I don't think any of us would be like, I don't know where.
Ryland
Mine is right now and I can't think straight.
Spencer
Did you have.
Beetlejuice
I don't know if anybody has Verizon, but like, that thing happened very recently where like, Verizon, like pretty much everyone who had an iPhone that was a Verizon didn't have service or wasn't able to use your phone at all for like several hours during a day recently.
Ryland
Wait, I have Verizon, but I didn't notice.
Beetlejuice
Yeah, this happened. And I went to the Verizon near here and there was like a literal angry mob outside of the Verizon store, like, screaming, losing their mind. The guy like, oh, it's just down. It's not a big deal. And one guy's like, you're stealing our information. He's like, not. What's Happening. The thing is just down and, like, they were losing it. I thought they were gonna, like, jump this man. It was terrifying. And, like, I had a crisis where I was like, wow, I'm so addicted to my phone. But then, like, I put my phone down, started talking to people around me, and me and this, like, random girl got beignets and had a wonderful day. Like, it was crazy.
Ryland
Wait, you were part of a mob?
Beetlejuice
No, no, I went to the store and I saw them. I got beignets.
Lizzie
Yeah, I. So I was. When we were watching Big Brother, one of the best house guests ever, Tucker, got evicted. And I was watching an interview of him, and he was talking about how when he went home after Big Brother and he was hanging out with his friends, he was like, yeah. It made me realize, like, oh, wow. Like, in real life, not on Big Brother, everybody's just always on their phones. It's like in the Big Brother house, you can't have your phone, so you're forced to talk to each other. In real life, he's like, I'm sitting there, I haven't seen my friends in months. We're at dinner, we're all excited, and then I look up and everyone's on their phone.
Jared
That's interesting.
Beetlejuice
And it's sad because, like, I have a really hard time making friends as an adult, which I think a lot of people do. But, like, when no one around me was on their phones, I made, like, three friends and we had, like, a very nice day.
Spencer
Nobody has the crutch.
Beetlejuice
And, like, people are really nice when we're not, like, just focused on our phones, when we're just, like, actually acknowledging each other in real life.
Shane Dawson
Well, good thing that Chris kept with that. Kept the iPad.
Ryland
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Spencer
Well, yeah, now you can just get on your wifi when your service is down on the iPad pad and you're good to go.
Lizzie
True. Okay. Speaking of phones, this is another scary thing that companies are doing, involving our phones. So I didn't believe this was real. And I looked into it and it literally is. Companies have realized that you do the most online shopping when you're drunk. Wow. So when you're drunk is when you go on and you're shopping online and you're sitting on the toilet, you're kind of wasted and you're looking and you start buying things. Right. This is actually true. So brands are taking advantage of your drunkenness. Retailers go to great lengths to capitalize on your drunken stupor and capture a chunk of this 45 billion dollar market. They will have late night flash sales. And a president of an online retailer said post bar inhibitions can be impacted that can cause healthy impulse buying. That's why we always send out emails at 1am or 2am on Friday nights because that's when we get the most return.
Shane Dawson
Wow.
Lizzie
And then so I look back through my emails and I started searching like different things that I've bought. And it's true, all these different companies that I bought things from will send me emails at like 1 2am on a Saturday night being like, hey, brand new sale, clearance sale, check this out. Wow.
Spencer
They'll do anything to get a buck these days.
Lizzie
But then I started thinking, does it go even farther than that? Like, is our phone tracking where we are, what we're buying? Like, what if your phone sees that you're at a bar? What if your phone sees, oh, you're on your way home? And now, boom, there's the email.
Spencer
Can this technology be implemented at Shane Dawson merch.com I think it is true.
Chris
Though, because just the QR codes at bars all across the country because randomly.
Shane Dawson
I'll be on my phone, I'll see the navigation, like little symbol and none of my apps I've allowed it to have like navigation on it. So and it kind of trips me out. It's like, what, what am I using? That's using navigation.
Lizzie
Whoa.
Ryland
So that's trippy.
Lizzie
I will say. The other day we were driving past the grocery store Erewhon and we weren't going there, we were just driving past it and I looked up and I was like, oh, maybe we should go in there and try a smoothie or something. And then bing. My phone gives me a notification, hey, new deals at Erewhon. And I was like, what? So the phone knows that I'm close to this and Erewhon knows and they're sending me this thing just the same way. Doordash will be like, hey, are you hungry right now?
Spencer
Every time I start thinking about food, Doordash is like thinking of eating to something delicious.
Beetlejuice
I'm like, you, they know.
Lizzie
So scary.
Spencer
But yes, I am.
Chris
I mean if we just think about what we thought a phone's capability was 10 years ago, right? As opposed to what it is now and how far it's come and what the norm is. So I want to put it past maybe even it's something that Google offers companies like, hey, for an extra like $100,000 a month, we could actually beam customers iPhones that are within 100 yards of your location to give them deals. You Know, cuz even if, if you're traveling and you're on like MapQuest or Google Maps or whatever, there's only a few businesses off of the freeway that their name shows up. So those companies have to be paying more to be on Google Maps. But wouldn't the step above that be to like, dude, we'll ping into their brains that they need you. Oh, if you're, if they're 100ft away. I'm just saying.
Shane Dawson
And if they didn't, then they definitely are going to do that now.
Chris
Yeah, it's a great idea if, if you have, if you haven't implemented that yet. Google.
Lizzie
Cheap trick.
Spencer
Or expensive trick?
Lizzie
Yeah. Okay. Well, speaking of retailers doing weird things to with us, I saw this and I thought, I mean, obviously it's supposed to be funny, but the more I thought about it, I was like, I think this was the plan. So look at this sketch about TJ Maxx and what they do.
Spencer
So the only thing left we have to do for TJ Maxx is figure.
Jared
Out the checkout line.
Spencer
I think we just get like a couple cones or ropes and just a basic checkout line. No, I say we create the line using shelves and we'll put stuff on the shelves for people to buy.
Jared
But what will we put on it?
Spencer
The most random collection of stuff. See, that's not gonna work because people are just gonna walk by all the.
Jared
Stuff to get to the cashier.
Spencer
Yeah, you'd have to like somehow force them to look at it. As long as there's a line, they'll have no choice but to look at it.
Ryland
The key, I guess, is to make.
Spencer
Sure there's always a line. We'll have one cashier.
Ryland
Okay.
Lizzie
Okay.
Spencer
Okay. Oh, and check out the sample price tag I made. No, I don't like it at all. Well, it's not done yet. Hold on, watch. Watch this.
Lizzie
I mean first of all, onto something. Yes. They put all that crap for you to look at. And the price tag thing, it's on every single item. It's like used to be $200, now it's only 20. It's on every single item. How is that even possible?
Chris
And not only that, but you will be hard pressed to go to TJ Maxx and not be behind at least three people that want to return 100 things. That takes forever.
Spencer
And then they're mad about the policies of the returning. And I'm like, oh my God, I can't even be here anymore.
Chris
And then the lady that takes up a $99 outfit and she's like, I'm pretty sure this is less than that.
Spencer
Sometimes I'm almost like, I'll just pay for it if you leaf just go.
Shane Dawson
But they do have the cutest mugs while you're waiting in line because I feel like I'm their targeted audience.
Chris
We have plenty.
Lizzie
Also, I saw somebody sent an email and said I asked Chat GPT what the TJ Maxx conspiracy was because I I wondered if it would know from one of my old videos and it literally replied and said shane Dawson has a conspiracy that going into TJ Maxx might make you have to diarrhea over that one video.
Ryland
Oh, I thought that was just Target and home.
Lizzie
No, it's home goods.
Jared
TJ Maxx, Barnes and Noble.
Lizzie
Barnes and Noble, Yeah.
Ryland
Wow.
Lizzie
Maybe there is a sound that makes you have to diarrhea.
Spencer
You have that problem there it is.
Chris
I need to know it.
Lizzie
Okay, I have a couple questions for you. These are yes or no questions. Will I be using a Stanley cup today? Yes or no? Take a guess. What did you think? No, it's a knockoff. Will me and Ryland get into a fight later in the episode? Yes or no? I'm not going to give you the answer. You just got to wait and see on that one. If you're wondering why I'm asking you these questions, it's because we have a brand new sponsor today and their name is Kalshi. Kalshi is an app that's full of yes or no predictions. It's the first legal exchange where you can trade and bet on any event. Kalshi just got approved to list markets to trade on the outcome of the election, making it the first legal place to trade on the election in a hundred years. So you can go to the appenorm of different categories and a bunch of different things that you can trade and bet on. So for example, who's going to win the election, who will win the swing states? And it's not just election, although that is kind of the hottest thing right now. And it's pretty fun to look at the app and just see what people are actually betting on, what people think is going to happen. Because it shows you, it shows you like the percentages. It's very, very interesting. Kelsey has markets on who will win the presidential election, who will control the House and Senate, and so much more. Right now both presidential nominees are trading about 50, 50 meaning if you place a bet on either, double your money if they end up winning. CI has already facilitated over 1 billion in trades and the election Markets are now live to trade. You can sign up using my link kalshi.com Shane and the first 500 traders who deposit $50 will get a free $20 credit. And when I say it's not just like election stuff, it really isn't like they have Grammy nominees. Like, will it be the tortured poach department or Cowboy Carter? What will Venom the Last Dances, Rotten Tomatoes for be? Will Rihanna have a new album this year? It's very interesting. So thank you so much, Kalshi. And honestly, the question of will me and Ryland fight in this episode? I don't remember. I blacked it out. Did we? I don't know. Leave your predictions in the comments. See you later. Bye. So now let's get into our paranormal conspiracies. Okay, who wants to go first? Who has a story? Who has a theory? Who has something interesting that they want to share?
Ryland
I mean, I have one.
Lizzie
Give it to me.
Ryland
I'm going to give you the TLDR version. Too long. Didn't read.
Lizzie
Got it.
Ryland
Okay. So basically, my mom, we have a family friend, and for the sake of his anonymity, we're gonna call him Brad. Brad comes from a lot of money. He's an older man. He's like in his 60s now, in his, like, 40s. He decided he was going to stop living a closeted life and sell his home so that he could live with his boyfriend and be fully out. And so his family, because his family didn't know he was gay. Okay, so he sells his house, makes like a few million dollars off of it.
Lizzie
He.
Ryland
He buys this house, he moves in, and immediately shit starts getting really bad. He has never had a drug or alcohol dependency problem. And he finds himself with a severe alcoholism problem. Gets a severe body rash all over his body. Like, looks like little bumps all over his body that won't go away and they're very itchy. And then he starts having auditory hallucinations. He can just hear screaming randomly. Like, wakes up in the middle of the night, goes out of his house, and his house is on a very rural property. Rural's a hard word to say.
Lizzie
Yeah, you did good.
Ryland
Thank you. It was terrifying. So he goes out and it's, you know, there's a beautiful creek that runs by it. And in the creek, he looks out and he just sees hundreds of dead bodies.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
Like, just has a full blown hallucination of dead bodies in the river and he's like, something's up with me. This is not normal. This is not good. Second phase of the Operation is, he loses all of his money. The house starts literally sinking in on itself.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
He brings in another contractor to figure out why the house is sinking in on itself. And he says, oh, the soil in the center of the house is not like it doesn't match the rest on the grounds. So it's like shifting, and the shifting is causing the foundation of the building to crush in on itself. And he goes, that's fucking weird. And. And he's. One day, he's out to lunch telling a friend this story, and she goes, I think you need to see this psychologist I go to. She has a, like, sixth sense for things, and she's a therapist, like a talk therapist, psychologist, whatever. But I think she can help you because there's something weird going on here. So he goes and he sees this woman, and he sits down with her and he tells her everything that's going on. And she basically is like, you have. Have a spirit attached to you that is an indigenous person from the area where you bought the house, and she is attached to you for a reason. She's a young girl and she's attached to you for a reason, and only you can make it right. And he's like, huh? What? Like, I'm a closeted gay guy from San Francisco. Like, I don't know if I'm the one. She's like, no, you're the one. And it has to do with your family. What? He's like, the fuck? So he leaves and he gets a call from his overbearing mother, and he's just had enough of her today. And he goes, you know what, Mom? I can't deal with this right now. And these are his words. I gotta deal with an Indian curse. And she goes, oh, if anything, our family should have a curse on the Indians instead of the other way around because of what they did to our family.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
And he goes, huh? She goes, in our lineage, there's a man named Marcus Whitman. This goes back to, I believe, right before the gold rush in the state of Washington, a group of settlers moved out west, and it was this Dr. Marcus Whitman and his family, and they started providing medical care for the indigenous people in that region. The inoculation that he was giving them was killed killing them because it's a live vaccine. So he was giving them the disease and it was killing them. And he killed, I think, north of 200 of them.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland
And so the leader of this people met with his advisors. One of them said, okay, I'm gonna go if I get the shot. And I Die. You go to war. He goes. He gets the shot, he dies. They go and they do. What you can Google is the Whitman Massacre. But the Whitman Massacre was really just a result of the fact that this doctor was knowingly killing hundreds of these people. And so they used that as propaganda to spread to get rid of more of the indigenous population on the west coast during the Gold Rush moving forward. That is Brad's direct lineage.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland
The house that he bought is on top of a grave.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
And in the grave is the body of the young girl.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland
Who, when they looked into the history of the soil that was put underneath his house, was put there to bury the bodies. And they were taken to take away power and hope from the local tribe there because they took a high esteemed person's children to crush them and to crush the promise of the people. And in order to make it all right, Brad had to go and find this surviving group of those people, like in today and modern time, and do a whole cleansing circle to help those spirits cross over to the next world. And so he brought in these people, and then they said, okay, you have to leave your house now and not come back for a period of time. Like, it was a long period of time, but leave. Leave a vat of water and some fresh food for their journey. So he left, like, bananas and a thing of water and a bunch of fresh food, food, leaves his house for a month, comes back. None of the food has perished. The water has not receded any. And from that moment in time, everything has healed itself in his life and.
Spencer
He'S still living in that place.
Ryland
Yeah.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland
Everything has healed itself.
Beetlejuice
That's insane.
Ryland
But that's the most real story I've ever heard. And I heard it because when I was home for Thanksgiving, I was, like, out chain smoking, having a rough night myself. And, like, Bright Brad came out and he's like, let me get a cigarette. I'm going through some shit. And I was like, what's going on? And he told me that story while we were smoking cigarettes, like in the foothills of Walnut Creek. That's crazy. Yeah. I was like, you good, Brad?
Chris
Was he pitching you a script?
Spencer
Yeah, I actually.
Ryland
I did write a script. I wrote a script based off of it. It's called Cursed.
Beetlejuice
I mean, it's a great story.
Lizzie
Wow, that is insane.
Ryland
But it's the most gnarly. And you can literally Google these points in history and see that it's not fabricated.
Lizzie
That is scary.
Ryland
Yeah.
Lizzie
Okay, so I've never told this. I really. Maybe I have in the past. But I'm pretty sure I've never told this story before. And it is one of the most real, genuine moments I've had with a ghost. And I don't know why I would have never told this before. So I was dating somebody, and I was at their house, and they go to bed. I stay up really late. So it's like 2, 3 in the morning. I'm on my computer. I'm just like, you know, hanging out or whatever. I'm in the living room, and there's this picture, and it's a framed picture of this person. And so I'm on the computer, and then I hear this, like, boom noise, like. And I was like, what is that? But it didn't sound like it was coming from another. It sounded like it was in the room with me. And I'm looking around. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? Is there, like, a leak or a rat? What is that? And then I look up, and I see over the picture frame. I see, like, a shadow. And it looks like there's a person standing in front of it, Like a reflection of, like, something. And I'm just like, what the fuck is that? And then the picture falls down and shatters. So I'm just like, whoa, what the fuck? I run into this person's room. I'm like, I don't know what just happened. Whatever. They wake up and they were just like, oh, my God, it's happening again.
Spencer
What?
Lizzie
What's happening again? And they were like, yeah. My mom's friend is a medium and told me that there is this spirit, this man. Man, who's been around me ever since I was in, like, my teens. And every time I date somebody, he gets protective and he tries to chase them away. And so it's now it's happening again, but you just have to ignore it. And I just, you know, whatever. I was like, oh, what if he.
Spencer
Comes up with me?
Beetlejuice
Just ignore it.
Lizzie
So crazy. So then I was just like, oh, I don't. It's like, it's not gonna hurt you. It's just one of those things. But, like, yeah, literally, things like that have happened. Happened before. And, you know, you just have to release the energy, whatever. But that was, like, one of the craziest moments I think I've had ever. Besides seeing grandma in her closet. But it was very, very real and very, very scary. But it reminded me of your story because. Yeah. It's like the spirit can get attached to you.
Ryland
Yeah.
Lizzie
And become either really protective of you. Or it can start to do things to you. So, yeah, that happened. It was very, very scary.
Ryland
I don't claim any of this energy.
Lizzie
Me neither. I released either. Anybody else?
Chris
Well, actually, our dad had told me a while ago that our grandma on his side had a ghost in her house, and she actually named it. And just to give you a little bit of backstory. So my dad would go over and visit her grandma, and they would just, like, randomly hear stuff falling from the stairs, because our grandpa had done an addition to make the house two stories. And the stairs, out of nowhere, like, nails would fall down it, screws would fall down it, and there was nowhere for the nails or the screws to come from. So it would happen so frequently that our grandma actually named the ghost Charlie. And if it was too much, she would just say, charlie, knock it off. You know? And they were trying to figure out why this ghost was there. And our family owns a cemetery in Louisiana.
Lizzie
What?
Chris
Or they did. They did up until not too long ago. But it's been there for, you know, a couple hundred years, and there's people that died, and it's only our family in the Civil War that were buried there. So when it came to do this addition to put the second story onto this house, our grandpa, he was over there in Louisiana, and he took the materials that were used from the gate to build the stairwell and the hand railing. So the thought is he probably brought in these spirits.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Chris
From the cemetery.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Chris
Because he took the gates, and maybe the gates were keeping them in.
Lizzie
Why?
Chris
And they got trapped in the gates. And these could have been people from the Civil War. Whatever the case may be, it was obviously family of ours, but it got so crazy that she just named it. And if she said, stop it, Charlie. Charlie, like, stuff would stop for a bit of time. You know, like, she, like, commanded the ghost.
Lizzie
What if. But yeah, I don't know how you would even look into this, but what if one of their names was Charlie, and she, like, channeled that?
Chris
Oh, it could have been. Oh, it could have been. I mean, it was there for hundreds of years. There's no way we don't have a Charlie in our family.
Spencer
Oh, my God, I hate this.
Chris
Just like everyone got a Uncle Chuck and Aunt Kathy. If you're white.
Lizzie
You got those.
Chris
You got those. We all got Cousin Charlie.
Lizzie
Wow, that's a movie title.
Chris
Well, Chuck is Charlie, right?
Jared
That leads into mine.
Lizzie
Ooh.
Jared
That leads into my mind. So mine isn't necessarily, like, one that, like, happened to me. This was Something that people were emailing us a lot. And I looked into it. It was really interesting. I don't know if you guys have heard of this, but this is a famous wedding dress store in Chihuahua, Mexico.
Lizzie
Okay.
Jared
Called La Papula. Yeah, La Pablar. And then the woman is called La Pascualita. And so this is, like, pretty old. And so the story is essentially that the owner of this wedding guest store, his daughter was about to get married, and he was getting her dress, and she got bit by a venomous spider and died right before she was married. A few weeks later, this mannequin gets put up by the owner in the window. And so people were starting to be like, wow, this was really look like a mannequin. It starts to look really weird.
Spencer
Yeah, they stopped her.
Jared
The theory is that he preserved his dead daughter's body and has it as the thing. And that was in the 30s. And so this has been here. And so they're super secretive. They never. When they change it, they draw the curtains. The only people allowed to zoom in.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Jared
Oh, look at. Wait, look at the hand.
Shane Dawson
Oh, my gosh.
Lizzie
Oh. Whoa.
Jared
And so customers in the store say that every time they look at the mannequin, it's looking at them.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Jared
People have said, like, it. Look, it moves. It moves. And so people think that the spirit of this guy's daughter, because she never got married, because she got killed right before her wedding, is, like, trapped in this.
Lizzie
Can you zoom into the face again?
Beetlejuice
It's better.
Shane Dawson
Especially, like, the neck area. Like, Like. Because normally on a mannequin, you can see, like, lines, but that's like, just smooth skin to skin.
Lizzie
This. This area right here. So if you zoom in, like, right under her chin area, there's, like, a little, like, lump kind of. That is not a mannequin.
Jared
The hands also really, like, that's not what a mannequin's hand. Look at the color of a man.
Beetlejuice
It's scary. It's scary.
Shane Dawson
Just, like, the texture.
Lizzie
But, girl, you're beautiful.
Spencer
She's sick.
Jared
Also, the stress story, it's, like, really popular. Like, people love it. It's a very popular dress store. I thought it would have been, like, haunted something, but apparently it does. Well, but yeah. Anyway, that's.
Lizzie
That's. Oh, my God.
Beetlejuice
That is very scary.
Lizzie
Do you have anything?
Beetlejuice
I mean, I have a little story. Okay. So the two scary things that have ever happened to me that are semi paranormal are once with you in the woods during that haunting video. That was the scariest thing that's ever happened to me. But another time was when I was filming with Brittany Taylor. You might eat up Britney Taylor. Yeah. So we were filming this, like, Britney Spears music parody video at the Linda Vista Hospital, which is an abandoned hospital and it's allegedly haunted. And I didn't know that when I was filming there and didn't believe in those things when I filmed there. But just so many weird things happened. Like, there was, like, I brought many friends to help me out, and we. There was, like, downtime, and we would walk around the hospital and we were like, how abandoned is. Is it really abandoned? And, like, there were, like, drawers that you open and had, like. Like, names of people that stayed there and stuff. And I'm like, oh, this was, like, really abandoned and just left as is. There was, like, seemingly blood spots on the walls and stuff. It was super creepy. But we'd be filming and then just hear, like, moaning in another room. And we're like, can you tell them, like, quiet on set. We're filming, and we go in there. There was no one in there. And, like, things like that. There's also a church and, like, a boiler room at the bottom. I don't know. A lot of weird things there. And I kept having to go at night through this place where there was no light. And, like, I kept having to go to grab equipment and come back down, like, up to this seemingly boiler room. And one time when I went there and came back, I saw, like, one of the PAs, and I, like, said hi to them. And then I went down to the boiler room and they were there. And I was like, you got down here fast. That doesn't make sense. And, like, they were like, I've been here for hours. What are you talking about? And there was no one else that was, like, up there. Everyone had been down there. And. And I saw a person and I was like, what was that? And, like, just, like, rejected immediately. I'm like, shadow is weird. That's weird.
Lizzie
That place is genuinely, like, super haunted to a point where I wanted to film something there. And the location manager was like, unless you want to die. Like, that is literally, like, super fucked up.
Beetlejuice
And they tore it down, I think.
Lizzie
Right?
Beetlejuice
Like, I don't even think it's there anymore.
Lizzie
I don't remember. That's crazy.
Beetlejuice
Yeah, a lot of really weird stuff. Super creepy.
Lizzie
Wow. Well, anybody else before we get to.
Shane Dawson
A recap, I do have one, if we have time. So this lady was going to move into a house, but the house was split to two apartments, so she was going to be on this upstairs of the house. And she said that she signed the lease. And then she went home. And that night she had this, like, nightmare. She's like. It was like a nightmare that really just terrifies you. She says that she's walking into the bathroom of the apartment, and she sees a. A girl, and she's decapitated. What is it?
Chris
Decapitated.
Shane Dawson
Captivated. Yeah. And her head is, like, by the drain, and she's, like, hunched over. And she said she was so scared. And she woke up. She had that dream maybe like, three or four times, and then it stopped. And so she moved into the apartment and was. Her and her son. Her. She was a single mom. The son was, like, 11 years old. And she said that she started noticing, like, the first thing she noticed was a dish rack. You know, the one ones, like, hang from the wall, that it had, like, come off the wall and gone into, like, the middle of her kitchen. And then she started noticing, like, she used a vaporizer. So she said the vaporizer would be, like, missing. And then she would look for an hour and a half and couldn't find it. And then all of a sudden, it would be, like, in the middle of the floor. And so then she ended up going on social media and asking people, like, if that, you know, have you ever experienced something like this? What did you do? So they recommended a medium to her. It was a. Like, a partnership. It was like a mom and a daughter. And the mom was able to come in, and she said that they brought, like, a ghost box and to kind of open communication. And then she asked her, is there, like, a pathway nearby your house or, like, train tracks? And she remembered that she had a family member that was related to her son that had died on the train tracks. And he was like, I guess, pushing his daughter on a stroller, and someone, like, stabbed him, and he died. Died. So they were able to, like, communicate with him. And he was just nervous to cross over because he felt like, you know, he had done drugs. And he was just nervous, like, what was next? And so then they were able to talk him through it. And then he, like, left. Right. And then she says, okay, everything's fine. But the woman said, hey, just in case, maybe keep your son. Like, have him. Your son go somewhere else. Because that spirit. Spirit was attached to him because they were related. And now that he's not here, we don't know if there's other spirits that came through the ghost box. Yeah. So then they. She sent her son to Grandma's house. And she was at home. And she started hearing like a thump and like a growl, she said. And so then she called the medium up and she said, is there another spirit here? This is what's happening. So this. The lady came with her daughter, but she told her before we get there, put some like, around the windows and like at the door and then at the door of the front of the house so it can't escape. And so as soon as she did that, she said that the door slammed shut. And then she said that she tried to. I'm giving myself goosebumps. That she gave her. She tried to open the door and it felt like someone was like pushing the door shut. And then she fell back. And then the ladies came and then they went into the room and they sat, said that all of a sudden they saw like a shadowy figure that looked like a bat or like a gargoyle, like, coming up. And she. Then she said all of a sudden they saw two angels coming into the room. And it was almost like an. A fight, like a physical fight of angels and like a demon. And then all of a sudden she said that the angel is like whisking away. And then the woman said that she never heard anything. Nothing weird happen, happened to the house after that, that everything was safe. It's pretty cool.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Spencer
It's so scary that you never know where you're. The space that occupied before you.
Lizzie
Yeah, that was what occupied? This. That was so scary that I'm afraid it came here. Like, I feel like you brought it here.
Ryland
No, I'm like, so bummed out.
Shane Dawson
I just think that was. It was interesting because I never have heard, like, a story where you. They talk about, like, angels and like demons. Like, they could see them biting each other. Yeah.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Shane Dawson
Well, heebie genies.
Lizzie
There you guys go. That was very, very scary.
Beetlejuice
Did you think this was gonna be this scary?
Lizzie
No.
Ryland
And look at her, beaming like a little cutie. Give us mean. Give us mean mug. There it is.
Lizzie
This is a side note.
Spencer
She's multifaceted.
Ryland
She is multi dimensional.
Lizzie
I texted you this. You need to do like true crime and ghost kind of story video videos on your channel because you're really good at it. Yeah.
Spencer
You bring us in.
Ryland
I'm like, sick.
Shane Dawson
All right, maybe stay tuned. We'll see.
Lizzie
Wow.
Shane Dawson
I'll do it. The mean mug in face.
Lizzie
Well, you guys go. If you like this deep dive on ghost stories, let us know in the comments. Tell us any of your ghost stories. Have you ever had an encounter Also, let us know if you enjoy this whole deep dive thing that we're doing lately, and let us know if you have any ideas for our next one. Okay. Well, speaking of. Of spirits that just won't quit, I think it's time for a recap. Light, camera, action.
Ryland
Rylan's recap is about to happen.
Lizzie
Rylan's recap.
Spencer
On today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast, a grueling episode of Big Brother leads to a cast fight that shakes the show. I think there's real life drama, you know?
Ryland
No, I agree. Great.
Spencer
You can't take the competitor out of me, so it's like, you shouldn't put me in this kind of scenario if you don't want things to end poorly. Shane.
Ryland
This is Ryland's villain origin story, you know, and it's like, tonight on the Shane Dawson Podcast, a villain was born. Stay tuned. In two years, there'll be a musical that nobody can stand watching about his story.
Spencer
I don't know who they're gonna get to play me because I can't sing.
Lizzie
Speaking of people being porn.
Shane Dawson
Lizzie had a baby.
Spencer
Elizabeth Gordon had a baby whose name I can. I can't stop saying publicly. He's beautiful, has great hair, and we're all shocked as she was a baby. Looks basher.
Lizzie
Yikes.
Spencer
I mean, those are all things confirmed by her.
Chris
Hey, T.J. maxx, checkout. Come on, get in.
Spencer
T.J. maxx is scamming us all. You know how you're always stuck in a line? Well, it's by design. And we actually have a TJ Maxx customer on standby. Jared.
Chris
Yes. So I am here at TJ Maxx. We behind three who want to return, like, 50 things. And I cannot just help looking at these chocolates, little pieces of bracelet. They got iPhone holders all in the line, girl. They're trying to get me to buy.
Spencer
I'm seeing that there's some great coffee cups. Are you gonna get your wife one?
Ryland
Wife?
Chris
You trying to expose me?
Spencer
Oh, ladies, he's single. He's gonna be the next. No, that's manifesting bad things. Things.
Ryland
Okay, speaking of manifesting bad things, today on the Shane Dawson Podcast, the crew manifest demons in darkness.
Spencer
Notice why I didn't have a story. It's because I live in a fantasy commercial world where nothing bad happens ever.
Lizzie
Lizzie was on Dr. Phil.
Ryland
I might have been on Dr. Phil. Like, for real.
Lizzie
For real.
Ryland
That could be me.
Shane Dawson
The hamster theory.
Ryland
In even bigger, broader news. Hamster? Are they the pigeons of the house?
Lizzie
Ooh, house pigeons.
Spencer
Are we buying spies? Are they even real? Did I actually kill my hamster that I thought was dead or.
Ryland
Yeah, I would say you did, because it was probably just hibernating. Wait, are we all hamster killers?
Lizzie
Didn't they make a movie about hamster spies? I'm having a. Having a memory.
Jared
G force.
Lizzie
G force.
Ryland
Also, there's no pee in hamster.
Spencer
What?
Ryland
What?
Spencer
H a m. Esther.
Lizzie
Oh, I think Beetlejuice won an iPad.
Spencer
Oh, my gosh. Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is back for a second episode by popular demand. And because you all loved him so much, Faith had it that he won an iPad.
Jared
This is my first ever iPad, and.
Ryland
I'm really excited about it. I can cry. Thank you so much, truly, from the bottom of my cold, dead heart.
Spencer
Beetlejuice. We're so happy you got an iPad. What are you going to do on it? Watch porn? Fat.
Chris
What?
Spencer
What were you doing?
Jared
Just fat.
Spencer
I don't know.
Beetlejuice
What do you think my search words are?
Spencer
Okay, what will you be using your iPad for? Beetlejuice. Yeah.
Ryland
What are your search words?
Shane Dawson
I don't want to talk about it. Flea Market Adventures.
Spencer
Oh, Spencer had a cameo on Flea Market Adventures, which is a series on Sandy Yaw's YouTube channel that is also co run by Jared.
Chris
We did not find a walrus, unfortunately.
Jared
Also, my favorite animal is a walrus.
Lizzie
Wrap it up.
Spencer
All right, you guys, well, happy Halloween. I hope you have a fantastic season, and hopefully none of these demons that we spoke about enter your life. Thank you so much for watching. Make sure you shop your Shane Dawson merch@shane dawsonmerch.com and we'll see you right here in two weeks on the Shane Dawson podcast. Follow everyone in the links with the.
Ryland
Oh, wow.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Spencer
Follow. All confusion has entered his body. Oh, my God, it's happening. Follow everyone using the links in the description section below. We love you very much. Good night, everyone.
Lizzie
All right, guys, go. Hopefully you enjoyed whatever the hell that was. Oh, my God. Edition. That was. That was a show that would give ourselves a clap.
Ryland
Oh, my God.
Lizzie
We did that. And, yeah, stay safe out there. Watch out for demons.
Ryland
Don't claim this energy.
Lizzie
Don't claim that energy. And we'll see you guys next time. Take us out, Beetlejuice.
Ryland
Sorry, I'm stuck on Demon of Confusion. Okay, Happy Halloween.
Jared
Thank you for watching. We'll see you next time. The juice is out.
Lizzie
It.
The Shane Dawson Podcast: Ghost Hunting Conspiracy Theories
Release Date: October 27, 2024
Host: Shane Dawson
Episode Duration: Approximately 88 minutes
In this Halloween-themed episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast, Shane Dawson and his close-knit group of friends delve deep into the realms of the paranormal and conspiracy theories. Balancing personal anecdotes with spine-chilling stories and interactive segments like “Conspiracy Corner” and “Paranormal Edition,” the episode offers listeners an hour and a half of unfiltered, engaging conversation that’s both entertaining and thought-provoking. Notable moments include intense discussions about haunted houses, mysterious mannequins, and bizarre conspiracy theories that will leave both skeptics and believers intrigued.
The episode kicks off with updates from the Big Brother house, where Lizzie announces significant changes, including Lindsay’s return and Beetlejuice replacing Chris as a contestant. The dynamic transitions into discussions about ongoing conspiracies and spooky stories shared by the hosts.
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Lizzie shares a deeply personal and harrowing experience concerning her pregnancy and a complicated C-section. Her friend Ryland contributes a gripping ghost story about a family friend named Brad, whose house is plagued by supernatural occurrences tied to historical tragedies.
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The hosts explore unconventional conspiracy theories, including the bizarre idea that hamsters are not naturally occurring animals but are instead created as spies or surveillance devices. Additionally, they discuss the unsettling notion of Walmart using subliminal sounds to influence both customers and employees.
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Jared introduces the chilling legend of La Pascualita, a mannequin shop in Chihuahua, Mexico, rumored to be the preserved body of the owner's deceased daughter. Customers claim the mannequin appears to move and gaze back at them unnervingly.
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Lizzie recounts her terrifying encounter with a spirit while dating, involving shadowy figures and a haunting presence that disrupts her personal life. Chris shares a family story about a named ghost, Charlie, who manifests through inexplicable noises and physical disturbances.
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The group engages in spirited veto competitions inspired by Big Brother, complete with humorous punishments like using AI voice generators and donning robot costumes. These segments add a playful yet competitive edge to the episode, showcasing the hosts' camaraderie and creativity.
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Listener emails reveal intriguing stories of clone lookalikes resembling Lizzie and Spencer, sparking debates and laughter among the hosts. Additionally, Marley’s and Courtney’s emails about encountering clones add to the episode's eclectic mix of paranormal content.
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As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on the intense stories shared and the eerie atmosphere cultivated throughout the discussion. They encourage listeners to share their own ghost stories and conspiracy theories, fostering a community of curious and thrill-seeking individuals.
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This episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast masterfully intertwines personal stories, paranormal investigations, and playful interactions, creating a compelling narrative that captivates listeners. Whether you're a skeptic or a believer, the rich discussions and engaging segments offer something for everyone, making "Ghost Hunting Conspiracy Theories" a standout installment in Shane Dawson’s podcast repertoire.
Note: For those interested in exploring similar content, consider following The Shane Dawson Podcast for more episodes blending personal anecdotes with intriguing conspiracy theories and paranormal discussions.