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Chris
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Shane Dawson
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Chris
I mean, I love it.
Shane Dawson
Yeah, yeah. I'm a little out of the loop with what's going on. I know they hate each other. We talked about it on a previous podcast. But, Spencer, you brought something up about this that I was like, whoa, that's crazy.
Morgan
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
So, hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is, the Addams Family edition.
Vicky Adams
Oh, did it in it, get it.
Morgan
In it, get it.
Shane Dawson
There's gay and there's pretty. There's mommy and there's shitty. Whoa. She's Vicky. She's Vic. There we go. Yes. We are joined by Morgan and Vicky Adams. And Queens and Post Malone.
Morgan
And Post Malone.
Shane Dawson
Okay, my son, let me explain why Ryland looks like a rapper and Vicky looks like his lawyer. So this episode is going to be pop star conspiracy theories. And I know what you're thinking. Oh, my gosh. They're going to have, like, one theory and they're going to call the episode that. And the thumbnail is going to be a bunch of pop stars. And it's not. No, no, no. Oh, we have at least two.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Shane Dawson
We have some good ones.
Chris
You look very cool. You look a very different human. I'm an. I love tattoos. And I don't know, this is too much for me.
Shane Dawson
Gain £300 and I might have a problem. Morgan, how are you?
Ryland Adams
I'm doing great. I'm happy to be here with Spencer shoved in our Gen Z corner.
Shane Dawson
You guys look so cute. You guys do look like brother and sister, right?
Ryland Adams
That's what I've been saying this whole week.
Jared
You guys are gen. Yeah, the nose is, like identical.
Shane Dawson
Oh, my God, it is.
Vicky Adams
Whoa, look at the nose.
Shane Dawson
Guys, hold on. I'm like, what if Spencer was in.
Ryland Adams
My womb with me?
Shane Dawson
Okay.
Morgan
Yeah.
Vicky Adams
Besides the eyebrows, I'm freaking out.
Ryland Adams
Well, I gel mine.
Morgan
Okay.
Vicky Adams
Gotta gel yours, dude.
Jared
Yeah. The other day she goes, oh, it was raining or something, and she was like, if my eyebrows wash off, you guys aren't even gonna recognize me.
Ryland Adams
That is very true.
Shane Dawson
You die throughout.
Ryland Adams
Oh, one paper towel to my face. I'm over.
Shane Dawson
Vicky did. We were watching a vlogger and you know, she, she was full beat and she was, you know, at Olive Garden or something. And then it cuts to her later at home like. And then Vicki, what'd you say?
Spencer
What did I say? I don't know.
Shane Dawson
You said, whoa, that's a whole different person without makeup. She doesn't even look the same. And I was like, you are literally what I'm afraid our comment section is. That is you.
Vicky Adams
I would imagine that's a compliment though, because they're putting on makeup to look different and you're, you're acknowledging that.
Spencer
Yeah, that's all.
Shane Dawson
You know what's, you know what's interesting? You know what's interesting is everybody comments and that me, you and Chris are autistic. That's like, you know, a thing.
Jared
What?
Vicky Adams
Fair enough.
Morgan
Yes.
Shane Dawson
Oh, yes.
Chris
And we're all cancers.
Shane Dawson
We're all cancers. So. Yeah, you know, there's a lot of comments like, oh, Shane, it's so. It's really weird though, because first it was like, oh, Jared says things but you know, without thinking. Like, that's very like on the spectrum. Chris has like little things you do.
Chris
Like, oh, I have, I have a lot of ticks.
Shane Dawson
Yeah, I have. Spencer told me I had tisms.
Morgan
I didn't say that the other day.
Shane Dawson
When I was like, I get upset. Obsessed with things like Stanley cups or now roller coasters.
Chris
You have hyper fixations.
Shane Dawson
Is that hyper fixations? But then you said it with autism. Did I make that up?
Morgan
I think so.
Shane Dawson
I don't think all of our autistic viewers. There's a lot of them because there's always comments from you guys. Let us know what is autism and do I have them.
Jared
I don't think you want to be diagnosed by the Internet.
Shane Dawson
Oh, I already am. They think I have diabetes.
Spencer
I'm waiting.
Morgan
What?
Shane Dawson
Because I pee a lot.
Chris
Oh, I pee a lot. Is that a thing?
Shane Dawson
Well, let's get our blood tested. But Vicky, I feel like you do kind of do things like I see on Love on the Spectrum. This is a first.
Jared
What are you doing?
Chris
I have to go.
Spencer
You've been my son in law for 10 years and you're just barely. Well, no, see me.
Shane Dawson
No, no, no, no. What I'm saying is you say things like Morgan said to people's faces.
Ryland Adams
Oh, yeah, I guess I do. Your face.
Spencer
I just don't realize they're offensive. Because you guys have been doing baby faces.
Shane Dawson
It doesn't come from a hate. Doesn't come from a place of hate.
Morgan
It comes from, like, you don't really read the social cues. Well, I don't.
Spencer
I guess I don.
Jared
Had an incident the other day, and Lizzie goes, oh, my God, that is where you get it from, Pointing to me. And she was like, I always wondered where you were, like, so bold from. And then she saw my mom do something and thought, oh, yeah, mom will.
Ryland Adams
Leave you a hate comment in real life.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Spencer
And they heard, whoa, now what's that, Morgan?
Ryland Adams
No, I'm saying that I admire your ability to be so straightforward to someone's face.
Shane Dawson
I do, too.
Ryland Adams
But she does it in a subtle, like, oh, Spencer, did you not have any clean clothes today?
Morgan
Oh, my God.
Shane Dawson
Can I just say, side note? We have had the most fun two weeks of our life. My life.
Ryland Adams
I've had more serotonin in the past two weeks than ever before.
Shane Dawson
We literally going to theme park.
Jared
I'm starting to get annoyed from him, honestly. I'm like, you're too much fun. Well, he's a little too much fun lately. I'm like, can we just, like, have a little bit of time between our fun and he's just ready to go at 110 miles.
Shane Dawson
He actually got into a fight last night or two nights ago because I was like, oh, should we go? Actually, me and your mom were like, should we go to Six Flags? Because now me and your mom, we've.
Jared
Been to two theme parks in a week. We've been to two theme parks in a week. And now he's ready to go. Like, before we even left Universal the other night, he's like, let me just look at Six Flags for the day before you leave.
Shane Dawson
Roller coasters are my new Stanley cups. I love them so much. They're my new hyper fixation.
Morgan
This is when I was talking about you having autism, was when you said you love roller coasters.
Shane Dawson
I love it. So I was like. And I thought I couldn't do them because I have motion sickness, but guess what? I can't.
Jared
And when Shane loves something he can't get enough of.
Shane Dawson
Can't get enough. So now I have that, too.
Chris
I really. No, like, I'm very into something. Do you, like, do something and then you get into it and then you, like, you do it so much, then you get over it, and then you have another thing that you're, like, obsessed with.
Jared
No, he's still going strong on Stanley cups ten years later.
Shane Dawson
You know what there's certain things slime, certain TV shows. Stanley Cups. Yeah, they've been here for a minute. Roller coasters. I can see myself getting over it just physically. Cuz they'll probably kill me. Because we're doing the crazy ones. The ones where they strap you in and then they lay you down and then they throw your body around and then you look like you just got.
Chris
You know, X2, Tatsu, Goliath, all that shout out.
Shane Dawson
So me and Vicky were like, should we go? And I was like, I was just looking at tickets. I wasn't booking them. I was just looking at the tickets. And Rylan looks over at me and goes, we can do that tomorrow. You always book everything before everybody.
Jared
See, this was at 10pm we were watching Drag Race and I was like, I would rather finish this episode and plan that tomorrow because it is a big to do. We've got to figure out child care.
Shane Dawson
You're too fun. He said it, Matt. And I wanna. I wanna throw back to two years ago when I wouldn't leave the house. I was too afraid to go to the grocery store. I didn't want to go anywhere. I would never go to a theme park. I wouldn't even go with you guys. Target. And now here I am out here living my life.
Jared
I love it on our posters. It's more than.
Shane Dawson
And now it's too much.
Spencer
The big question is, are we going to 6 flat?
Jared
Oh my gosh.
Ryland Adams
I love Shane being Captain Fun.
Shane Dawson
I'm going to be fun dad. I'm so. And you really turned into mom, like on. At your.
Jared
I know. I'm running a household. Ask my mom.
Shane Dawson
I was like, oh, let's do another ride. And Rylan's like, we got to get home before. Blah, blah, blah. We got like, mom.
Jared
Yeah, I'm practical. We. We have created a big life for ourselves with a lot of responsibilities. And you're responsible too. But I'm a little more practical.
Ryland Adams
So we'll be having fun at Six Flags.
Shane Dawson
Chris.
Chris
Yes.
Shane Dawson
Give us updates. What's going on in your life?
Chris
Oh, God. I mean, all I do is I never have good answers. Like every time I'm not here, I'm literally just working. I'm literally just filming for people.
Morgan
I don't know.
Chris
I don't have a good answer.
Shane Dawson
You haven't been to any more big clubs. Although. Was it. Who asked? Was it Morgan? Somebody else agreed with me. But, you know, like Spencer's homepage or Instagram feed constantly gets recommended to me. It has now switched and now it's all. Everything Chris likes.
Chris
Really?
Shane Dawson
It's a lot of big men. No, not that much.
Jared
You're publicly liking big men when you're in a relationship?
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Jared
If he was liking boys of my archetype on Instagram, I would fucking kill him.
Chris
I mean, there's two things to clarify. One, we're very, like. We'll watch a TV show, and he'll.
Shane Dawson
Be like, oh, he's cute.
Chris
Like, we're just, like. We just say it. We just say when we find someone cute. And we're not, like, worried about it. We're both monogamous. We're not, like, I don't know.
Shane Dawson
We're not worried about what would happen, Morgan, if your boyfriend was just like, oh, she's cute.
Ryland Adams
My boyfriend told me that he had a crush on Sabrina Carpenter, and I almost lit his car on fire. I was like, you know what Sabrina Carpenter looks like compared to me? We're nothing the same.
Shane Dawson
We're nothing the same family.
Ryland Adams
I am a foot taller.
Morgan
Okay.
Chris
You're stunning, Morgan.
Shane Dawson
Yeah. You're the same family.
Ryland Adams
I. Chris, that would be a deal breaker for me.
Chris
Every woman I know that's in a relationship is like, oh, I'm going to marry this. This person's my husb. Husband. That's like, every. Like, every female friend of mine has a male celebrity that's their husband and talks about it regularly. Maybe that's just my friends, but yeah.
Shane Dawson
Who's your male celebrity husband?
Ryland Adams
Derek Shepherd.
Shane Dawson
See who?
Ryland Adams
From Grey's Anatomy.
Jared
Oh. Anyway, I don't like reels only because I'm so afraid of everyone else seeing what I'm liking, even though it's, like, wouldn't be crazy, but it just feels so invasive to me.
Ryland Adams
See, I like things knowing that people will see that I liked it.
Jared
You like that?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, for sure.
Shane Dawson
Wait, you like.
Ryland Adams
Like, if it's like, like, oh, my husband went to Trader Joe's and bought me flowers, I'll be like, like. And then I know it'll get recommended, and then my man will see and.
Chris
Be like, oh, this is you dropping into your manner.
Ryland Adams
It's being passive aggressive without being passive aggressive.
Shane Dawson
Oh, passive liking.
Ryland Adams
Passive liking.
Morgan
The reason I like stuff is like. Like the weird stuff.
Shane Dawson
Yes. Well, yeah, tell us, Spencer.
Ryland Adams
I seen some of Spencer.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. I pulled some of my most disturbing videos that I've done.
Vicky Adams
You did?
Jared
We're gonna react to your favorite reels.
Morgan
I think you're gonna judge me.
Shane Dawson
So, Spencer, let me just show the room.
Vicky Adams
And there's the other one.
Shane Dawson
Oh, look at these Titties, eh? Jiggling titties. Hey. Okay.
Vicky Adams
I imagine that to be hell. Like if I went to hell, it would be this guy doing this all day.
Shane Dawson
Look at these titties, eh? Okay, so I showed Spencer and Spencer was like, oh, yeah, you knew his name?
Morgan
Yeah, that's Norman Summerton. That's Norman.
Jared
And so why are you liking it publicly?
Morgan
So I.
Jared
Well, yeah, no, I'm very curious.
Morgan
I like. I like it because I want to see more of it. I want to.
Vicky Adams
I. I like. Perfect.
Shane Dawson
You're encouraging him having a podcast.
Morgan
What's his name?
Shane Dawson
Come on. The podcast. Throw your titty cups.
Jared
You're encouraging your algorithm every like.
Morgan
I. I'm like, I'm basically trying to feed the algorithm cuz I'm like, this is what I want to see. Cuz it always tries to bring me back to like. This is what normal stuff. It tries to bring me back to like.
Shane Dawson
Question. So say you're on a date and you get into no girl, and you're like, wow, this might really work. And then she starts following on Instagram. Are you nervous about this or is it like, you know what if she doesn't like. If she doesn't like me at my titty cups, she doesn't deserve me at night.
Vicky Adams
I would. I would think. This is your filtering mechanism, right? You show girls this and you say.
Morgan
What are your thoughts?
Shane Dawson
You know, Morgan. Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Do you guys know what a leather daddy contest is? It's a competition where they all get their little BDSM suits. Spencer is the only person that I've ever heard bring it up casually. I saw Very Far the other day.
Jared
He was like, you brought it up too.
Ryland Adams
No, no, no, no. He said, that's a leather daddy. And I was like, you know about.
Shane Dawson
The leather daddy contest?
Ryland Adams
And he was like, oh, yeah.
Vicky Adams
I think after all this, we do need season two of the dating show, because I would like to see what this attracts. Do you know what I'm saying? If we're very forward with your interest, imagine we might get some leather mamas.
Morgan
In the sense that I'm interested in people who do this. I'm not like, oh, I get. Get me into.
Chris
You're not a route.
Morgan
Before we show any of the other stuff, I just want to say that.
Vicky Adams
Okay, this ain't spank bank material. No. Gotcha.
Morgan
Okay.
Shane Dawson
All right, we'll start with this one.
Morgan
What?
Vicky Adams
Spencer, this is incredibly.
Chris
I have to leave.
Morgan
What?
Jared
The offense. How do you find you freak.
Ryland Adams
Spencer has put me over here with a crazy person, and I'M stuck.
Shane Dawson
Spencer. Okay, we need context. We need context.
Jared
Yeah, you're about to be banned.
Morgan
It's just guys who like goo.
Jared
What? It's pretty simple.
Morgan
They just like sort of like gooey stuff.
Jared
And why do you like watching them in goo?
Morgan
I think it's funny that a guy's wearing a full soccer outfit and pouring goo on himself and like, like imagine the moment he turns the camera off. He's like, I gotta clean all this up.
Shane Dawson
The worst.
Morgan
I just, it just makes me laugh.
Vicky Adams
So you like fully immersed yourself in everything about this. Like you're thinking what happened before, what happened after. What does he do for a living? Yeah, like Spencer's multi dimensional. I have to give this to. Yes. Some or needs one. One of the two.
Shane Dawson
Let's see another one. I need that shirt.
Morgan
I'm a little bit.
Shane Dawson
Okay.
Jared
I like the pink hills.
Shane Dawson
How'd we get here?
Morgan
I mean, how did. The question for that is just Instagram serves it up to me and I like it.
Shane Dawson
Sean.
Jared
And I like it.
Vicky Adams
This is the natural progression of you go from daddy to goo to this.
Shane Dawson
You know, let's do one more.
Morgan
Sorry, guys.
Jared
It's okay, Spencer.
Vicky Adams
Blondes do have more fun.
Morgan
Did you enjoy that?
Jared
I think I would have nightmares on.
Shane Dawson
Your for you page, Spencer.
Chris
I feel unsafe.
Morgan
That one is just. Is that one? I don't have any explanation for that.
Vicky Adams
Are you repressing any kind of desires that you have, Spencer, that like maybe we could just help you with right now because are you vicariously living through people that are able to be their natural true selves?
Morgan
You know, I think I'm more interested that that is their natural true self. Okay, I don't think that's me, but I just think you're fascinated. I just think it's like weird stuff. I think.
Vicky Adams
Right on. We could tell.
Shane Dawson
Yes, please.
Ryland Adams
Spencer, where would you take a girl on a first date?
Morgan
To the freak show.
Vicky Adams
To my goo factory. Miniature dolls.
Ryland Adams
Obviously transition from first date to showing them they.
Morgan
I don't ever show them.
Vicky Adams
This is like farting in front of them type, you know, comfortability.
Chris
So how long do you have to be with a girl before you come out about liking these sort of things?
Jared
Depends on how fast it escalates.
Morgan
I would.
Jared
I would assume, right.
Ryland Adams
I still want to know about the first date.
Morgan
First date, I'll usually be like, let's grab a drink or get some food or something.
Jared
He lives in a trendy neighborhood, so I'm assuming it's not a chain, right?
Morgan
What?
Jared
Your first date.
Morgan
I mean, if it'd be fun to go to a chain, I think. I think it would be fun. I had an idea that it'd be a fun date to get really dressed up and go to Chili's. I think that'd be a fun first.
Jared
Date and everyone can find something they like at Chili.
Vicky Adams
Wait, wait, wait. Does people. Do people not typically get all dressed up before they go to Chili's? I thought there was a strict dress code that I've been living by, but.
Morgan
Okay.
Shane Dawson
Wow. Where do we go from here? I don't know. Let us know. Should we do this again? I kind of think Spencer's likes could be a fun segment but also scary.
Jared
We're gonna need a theme song. I think it's gonna be recurring.
Spencer
I just have a question, Spencer.
Morgan
Yeah. Sorry you had to see that.
Shane Dawson
She looks like a therapist right now.
Jared
So highly of you.
Morgan
I know. I feel bad that you're here.
Vicky Adams
She looks concerned.
Spencer
I just wonder how many followers do these people have?
Morgan
Like, not many.
Spencer
Usually not many. Okay. I wondered if they're gonna be.
Jared
That makes it more fascinating.
Spencer
They are because they're successful at it.
Shane Dawson
Do you follow them or just like.
Morgan
No, I usually don't follow.
Vicky Adams
What are you searching the keyboard and, like, see that?
Morgan
I just. It just. If I scroll, it just comes through.
Vicky Adams
Cool.
Morgan
So thank you. The good folks. That. Thank you, Mark Zuckerberg.
Shane Dawson
Oh, boy. Okay, well, really quick before we get on to our game. Oh, my God. Very, very excited for what's about to happen. But before we get to that Jared vagina. Is that it? Yeah, Viewers are great. I need another. We love it when you send in pics of each other and your invasive.
Morgan
Questions makes us want to say V.
Vicky Adams
A G I n a vagina.
Shane Dawson
Um, okay. This first one I thought was so fun. This is from Kirsten and Logan. Hey, everyone. Crazy day today. My boyfriend and I are on a trip to San Francisco. We're from Canada and we wanted to see Alcatraz. To my surprise, all of a sudden, Jared and Sandy were standing right in the middle of the prison. Oh, and here's a picture of them meeting you guys at Alcatraz. Imagine the out of body experience being in a prison in the middle of. And then seeing Jared and San dude.
Vicky Adams
And the dude had red hair. You know, It's a rarity.
Shane Dawson
Yes. Wow. So shout out. If you're at a prison or a Walmart. You might see Jared, Sandy always.
Jared
It's pretty easy to find them, actually. It is.
Shane Dawson
Yeah. Okay. This is from Taylor. Hey, guys. I came across this Aussie on my for you page. And I had to do a double take because I could have sworn it was Shane. What do you think? Now listen, I know you guys never see it. Whenever people send in doppelganger of me, you guys are like, I don't see it. I don't see it. This one I think you might see now you have to use your imagination a little bit.
Jared
Well, then it's not right.
Vicky Adams
I don't know.
Jared
I don't know if I have to use my imagination.
Morgan
I think it's the best one we've ever.
Jared
Okay.
Chris
Really?
Shane Dawson
We go, wow, that looks like me.
Vicky Adams
Like, yes, I would say for sure.
Morgan
That might be AI.
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Jared
If you told me that was my husband in a wig doing a sketch, I'd say, yeah, it looks like they.
Ryland Adams
Face app the wig on him.
Shane Dawson
Right? That does look like me though, right?
Chris
I do see it.
Jared
Does it?
Shane Dawson
Weird.
Jared
The nose, the eyes, the brows.
Shane Dawson
It kind of scares me. It's so real. That is wild. Okay, and this one, talk about an out of body experience. This is from Annie. Hey, Shane. Been watching it for over 15 years. I love the podcast. Thank you. I was watching my boyfriend's home movie movies from when he was a kid and he grew up in the same town as you and is the same age as you. I can't help but notice in one of his home movies, was this you? This is so crazy. This is a home video from my elementary school music show. And that is me.
Morgan
No. No way.
Shane Dawson
I literally forgot this memory. And the second I saw this, it was like I was zapped back into that moment. Moment. I remember everybody in this picture's names, my friendships, my beef with them. Like, I literally, like my. My first crush I ever had, Danielle. There she is like literally the craziest in the whole world. Isn't this insane? Wow. So, yeah, I asked her, I was like, oh my God, can you send me the whole video? So she's looking. She's gonna figure out how to do that and send it to me just for me because I'm like, I want to see this. But so crazy.
Chris
That's insane.
Vicky Adams
I would have to imagine we know who the boyfriend is.
Shane Dawson
Crazy.
Vicky Adams
Wow.
Shane Dawson
So, yeah, shout out. That was insane. So thank you guys so much. If you want to send us some of your viewer submitted questions or if you saw Jared at a Walmart. Walmart or Chili's, dress very nicely. Yeah. Send us an email. Jdawsonpodcast stuffmail.com okay, are you guys ready to fight to really go at it? Because we are about to play another round of Farmer Feud. So we're taking a quick little break. Spencer has to morph into I have.
Morgan
To go get my friend.
Shane Dawson
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Spencer
Oh.
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Morgan
Hey, everybody.
Spencer
You have a real mustache.
Morgan
Why would it be anything else?
Spencer
Well.
Morgan
Well, I see two families, and you know what I like to do when I see two families is I like to play farmer Fuse. I have the Addams family over in this corner. And I have the other, I guess the yacht and Chris family.
Shane Dawson
I like the others.
Morgan
The others.
Vicky Adams
Go us.
Morgan
All right. Now, should we just get into the feud?
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Morgan
All right. Give me Shane, give me Morgan. Come on down. We pulled the grower and farmer group chat on Instagram. So if you ain't on there, get on there because you get to answer fun questions like this. We have the top five ventures on the board of what the audience says. And you guys are gonna buzz in. And if you get it correct, you can choose to play, you can choose to pass. Are we ready? Speed is the name of the game.
Ryland Adams
Okay, so we're trying to get the.
Shane Dawson
Click.
Jared
Just click.
Morgan
Okay, so we asked the audience, what is the cringiest millennial phrase I heard? Morgan.
Ryland Adams
Tarjay.
Morgan
Tarjay, Shane.
Vicky Adams
Thank you.
Morgan
What is the cringiest millennial?
Shane Dawson
Ooh, there's so many. But I'm gonna say but first coffee.
Jared
That's what I was gonna say.
Chris
But first coffee.
Morgan
Yeah, show me. But first coffee.
Shane Dawson
What?
Morgan
I don't even know what we do now. I guess, Morgan, you get another chance.
Ryland Adams
Oh, this Button, Live, laugh, love.
Shane Dawson
Mmm. No, that was a good one, though. I did a thing.
Morgan
Show me. I did a thing. Number. Like to play?
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Morgan
All right. That is. You have the number one answered off the board. Now, Jared, I hear you're feeling a little under the weather lately.
Vicky Adams
A little bit, but I'm feeling good. I'm feeling like a win is in store right now.
Morgan
That's what I like to hear. Now, Jared, what is the cringiest millennial phrase? Number one answer is off the board.
Vicky Adams
I'm going gat. Steve.
Shane Dawson
That's Gen Z. Oh.
Morgan
No, sorry.
Chris
It was a good answer, though.
Shane Dawson
No, Confirm.
Chris
Confirm us.
Morgan
No, you can't confirm.
Chris
Oh, you can't confirm.
Morgan
That's one strike. You guys get three strikes, and then the Adams family will get a chance to steal the round. Chris. Yes. Now, I hear you're wearing a new shirt today. Is that true? I am.
Chris
I love it.
Morgan
All right, now, what is the creepiest millennial phrase?
Chris
The math ain't mathing. I don't know.
Shane Dawson
Oh, that feels.
Jared
Gen Z, is it.
Morgan
Show me the mathing. No. Two strikes for the other family. Shane, it's all on.
Vicky Adams
No pressure, no pressure. You got this.
Morgan
Questions two through four on the board. We asked the audience, what is the cringiest millennial phrase? And what did they say?
Shane Dawson
That wasn't on my bingo card. That wasn't on my bingo card. That's kind of Gen Z, but Millennial took it.
Morgan
All right, show me. That wasn't on my bingo card. That is three strikes for the others. Family. Adam's family. Now, this is when you huddle up and whisper and sort of decide you got to have give me one answer.
Jared
Do millennials have everyone make fun of people like Chewy Adam, Shamley?
Morgan
I'm gonna need an answer.
Chris
Don't say it.
Jared
Chillax. Oh, chillax.
Morgan
Chillax.
Shane Dawson
That's a good one.
Morgan
Final answer. Chillax.
Spencer
Yes, that's a good one.
Morgan
Show me chillax. Oh, other family.
Shane Dawson
Yeah, show me cray cray.
Morgan
It's the number two answer on the board is on Sleek.
Chris
That's Millennial.
Morgan
Number three answer on the board is yolo. Number four answer on the board is Doggo. No, not the doggo, or I would have taken Pupper 5. Answer on the board is keep calm and carry on.
Jared
It's crazy how fast you forget the terms of your time.
Shane Dawson
It's bad.
Jared
I really.
Morgan
Yeah.
Jared
Gen Z has really infiltrated and taken over.
Vicky Adams
Besides yolo. I'm not familiar with any of them.
Chris
Yeah, I don't mean me neither.
Morgan
The Others Family has one point. Adam's family's big old goose egg. Now, let's see, let's see. Show me, Jared. Show me. Rylan, come on down. All right, hands on buzzers. Hands on buzzers. We asked the audience to name the top addictions from my strange addiction.
Shane Dawson
Who was that?
Morgan
We'll go with Jerry.
Vicky Adams
Eating plaster.
Morgan
Show me plaster. Oh, good guess. Good guess with no dice. Ryland.
Shane Dawson
What?
Morgan
Name the top addictions from my strange addiction.
Jared
Tide pods.
Morgan
Show me tide pods. I got this.
Shane Dawson
I got this.
Vicky Adams
Eating toilet paper. No, I mean hair. Eating hair.
Morgan
Final answer.
Vicky Adams
Eating hair.
Morgan
Show me eating hair. Rylan, what do you think?
Jared
Picking your nose and eating it.
Morgan
Show me picking your nose and eating it. Jared, back to you.
Vicky Adams
Eating lint.
Chris
So, you ever tried to confirm?
Morgan
Nope. Again to the confirmed. People over there. Rylan.
Jared
Eating dirt.
Morgan
Eating dirt. Shelby. Jared.
Vicky Adams
Eating the couch.
Jared
Eating the couch.
Morgan
Yay. What number four answer down. Eating a cow. We did it.
Jared
What world are we living in?
Shane Dawson
The best world ever. Can I go now?
Morgan
Yeah, sure, you can go now.
Shane Dawson
I ate my husband's ashes.
Morgan
Eating husband's ashes. Show me eating hunter's ashes. Oh, that's the number two. Number two and four answer off the board. Now, Chris, I've never seen. I hear you have a couple strange addictions yourself, but what does that mean?
Jared
Steve?
Morgan
Name one of the top addictions for my strange addiction is.
Chris
I don't know, is tanning. One.
Morgan
Show me tanning. The upcoming miss on a roll. Back to you, Jared. You have the two, four, and five answers off the board. Number one and number three on the board.
Vicky Adams
Eating soap.
Morgan
Show me eating soap. One strike for the others. Shane.
Shane Dawson
Okay, this is my favorite episode. I don't know if it's like, like, well, known enough, but the woman who bathes and drinks her own piss.
Morgan
Show me bathing and drinking your own piss.
Shane Dawson
Google it.
Morgan
It was on the top 10, but it did not make two strikes for the others. Family, Chris, it is all on you.
Chris
I have no idea. We can't confer.
Vicky Adams
Right?
Morgan
I'll let him do one mime, one acto.
Shane Dawson
Okay, no talking, though.
Chris
Having sex with your car.
Morgan
Show me having sex with your car. All right, others.
Chris
That was a good act.
Vicky Adams
All right, pantomime, Timmy.
Morgan
No more pantomimes allowed.
Vicky Adams
Okay, Okay.
Morgan
I allow one team, one pantomime per game. Okay. Oh, Now, Jared, you have two strikes, but you only have one answer left to get the number three answer on.
Vicky Adams
The pole for keeping your own poop. Hoarding your own diary. Poop.
Shane Dawson
Good answer.
Morgan
All right, show Me hoarding your own poop. Oh, that is three strikes. Adam, family, you once again have a.
Spencer
Chance to hear that.
Jared
Do you know one, Mom? Morgan, I. I was.
Morgan
Are they allowed to. Yeah. Now you guys can confer, you can talk.
Spencer
I was thinking sniffing glue.
Ryland Adams
I feel like belly button lint was one of them.
Jared
Oh, okay, let's go for it. You answer.
Ryland Adams
Oh, but if it's the wrong one, belly button lint.
Morgan
All right, Morgan, is that your final answer? Yeah, show me belly button lint.
Vicky Adams
Oh, yes, good answer.
Morgan
And I will say the others family takes round two. But I will say the answer was already spoken aloud. Number three answer on the board is eating toilet paper. Oh, you almost went with it, but you went with a different answer.
Vicky Adams
Oh, I went with hair. Damn it.
Morgan
You still won the round. All right, now show me. All right. Hey, families, families, families. Jeez, Gonna make me turn into evil suit. Show me Chris. Vicki, show me Chris. Come on down.
Jared
Isn't this that incredible?
Chris
That's an act.
Morgan
Thank you, Riley.
Spencer
I'm so excited to be here.
Morgan
Oh, Vicky, we love to have you here. Now, I. We asked the audience name the top reasons you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile.
Spencer
So you know you've got to answer.
Morgan
No, you have to answer.
Jared
What do you think the general population is looking for on a dating app that makes them say yes?
Shane Dawson
No, we don't make them say no.
Spencer
Make them say no.
Morgan
Yes. Red flags. We were looking for red flags on a guy's dating profile. Vicky, you boss in. What do you think?
Spencer
They have kids. Kids.
Shane Dawson
Ouch.
Morgan
Show me kids. Remember, this is the audience of this podcast.
Jared
She did not get our pantomime.
Morgan
Now, Chris, name the top reason you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile.
Chris
I don't know. I know some people would say no if there was, like, a hunting photo. Some people aren't into that. I don't know.
Morgan
Is that your final answer?
Shane Dawson
Sure.
Morgan
Show me hunting.
Vicky Adams
Get an answer.
Morgan
Number one answer off the board.
Shane Dawson
Is it number one?
Morgan
Number one, fishing or hunting picture. Whoa.
Jared
Spencer voted on that with the fishing.
Morgan
Number one by an insane amount.
Spencer
You guys, I am shook.
Morgan
Guys out there don't put it in there. Apparently they no one wants to see you drop out.
Jared
Like the same time Spencer drops his Instagram likes far into the relationship after you're already married.
Morgan
Yeah. All right, Chris. All right, Jared. Name the top reason you would swipe left on a guy's dating profile. Number one answer's off the board.
Vicky Adams
He's a guy. No, I'M kidding. Bad teeth.
Morgan
Show me bad teeth. It's not me.
Vicky Adams
Okay, I accept all teeth.
Jared
That's an easy fix.
Vicky Adams
I'm just saying.
Morgan
Number five answer off the board. Two through four still in place. Shane.
Shane Dawson
Okay, I do not agree with this, but only because they were pantomiming.
Jared
Oh, shut up. You're taking our pantomime.
Shane Dawson
I'm gonna say he short.
Vicky Adams
A short king.
Shane Dawson
We love short kings.
Morgan
Show me short.
Vicky Adams
Thanks, Morgan.
Jared
Now I don't have another one.
Morgan
That's one. Three and five off the board. Two and four still to play. Chris. Name. Oh, I see some going on.
Shane Dawson
What do you. What?
Morgan
Sorry, sorry.
Chris
I had an itch.
Morgan
I don't have eyes on itch. Okay, okay, okay. Name the top reason you. It's swipe left on a guy's dating profile.
Chris
Chris, I think this is fine, but some people don't like it when guys are bald.
Morgan
Oh, show me bald. All right. Jared. Dating. Red flags. Let me hear.
Vicky Adams
They're unemployed.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, that's a good answer. Show me unemployed. Oh, hard to tell from a dating profile.
Shane Dawson
Okay, I don't agree with this, but they're fat.
Morgan
Show me fat. Good.
Vicky Adams
Not answer. Good.
Shane Dawson
That.
Vicky Adams
That's not an answer.
Morgan
Adams family, you once again have the chance to steal the number two and number four.
Jared
I'm thinking politics are on the board.
Spencer
Do you have something better? Yeah.
Jared
Okay, politics.
Morgan
Show me politics. Oh, the number two answer on the board. That is Adam Chamberlain finally getting on the board. The number four answer was a shirtless photo.
Chris
I was thinking that, but I'm like, some people would like that.
Shane Dawson
I don't know. Rylan had two of those.
Jared
I had a six pack back then.
Shane Dawson
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Morgan
Bye. Are we having fun or are we having fun? All right, Kim, Shane, Joey. Shane, Joey. Morgan, Come on now.
Jared
This set is gorgeous.
Morgan
All right, we asked the audience to name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. Morgan.
Ryland Adams
Other siblings.
Morgan
Oh, show me siblings.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
It was a good answer.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
That is where you guys say good answer.
Jared
Good answer.
Morgan
Shane, Name a common fight between a mother and daughter. Let's see the other family just steal it.
Shane Dawson
Daughter wearing slutty clothes.
Vicky Adams
Good answer. Good answer.
Morgan
Show me slutty clothes.
Shane Dawson
Yeah. This is your guys category. No.
Morgan
All right, the number one answer off the board is clothing or makeup appearance.
Shane Dawson
Wow, that was number one.
Morgan
Number one answer. Now, Chris, name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. And guess what, we're only doing two strikes this round.
Chris
Oh, no, the boyfriend stuff. I don't know.
Vicky Adams
Yeah, good answer. Good answer.
Morgan
Show me boyfriend.
Spencer
That is a good answer.
Morgan
Number two answer down. You guys got the top two. Jared, name a common fight between a mother and a daughter. Curfew.
Vicky Adams
Good answer. Good answer.
Morgan
Don't be curfew.
Shane Dawson
You.
Morgan
Wow, you guys are sweeping it. One, two, and four off the board. Shane, you got Three and five left.
Shane Dawson
Six.
Morgan
Good answer.
Chris
Good answer.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
Show me six. All right, Chris, this is a two strike round. Oh, no, it's all on you. I really.
Jared
They already get a strike?
Chris
I don't know. Wanting to go out with friends. I don't know.
Vicky Adams
Good answer, good answer.
Morgan
Show me going out with friends. All right, that got bumped into the curfew category. All right, Other family. You once again have failed to get all of them. Adam's family.
Jared
I was thinking money. Like if you have something better, maybe.
Morgan
The mother and the daughter. Any thoughts from you guys?
Jared
Oh, they already did. Dating already got picked. Right? Significant other.
Morgan
Yes. Boyfriend was off.
Spencer
Oh, that's right. Okay.
Ryland Adams
I think money is a good.
Spencer
Money is a good answer.
Jared
Money.
Morgan
The question is, are we going to give it to them or not?
Chris
Oh, no.
Spencer
Yes, you should.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Morgan
Any. Give me one more specific.
Spencer
Did I mention I really love being here?
Morgan
All right, show me money.
Vicky Adams
What was it?
Morgan
The number three answer was borrowing something without asking.
Shane Dawson
That is not even close. Anywhere near it. They do not get it.
Ryland Adams
I really don't like borrowing something without.
Morgan
Okay, okay, hold on, hold on. If you can name the number five answer, I'll give it to you. If not, it's go to them.
Jared
What have you guys thought about in your life?
Morgan
It's not just you. It's just all mother.
Spencer
Driving. Oh, my gosh.
Morgan
Yeah, show me driving.
Vicky Adams
Good answer. Good answer.
Chris
That was a good answer.
Morgan
It is. The number 5 answer is chores slash cleaning.
Jared
That's driving. Driving your mom around is a chore.
Spencer
Yeah, it is. I do love being here, so. Okay.
Jared
And this is a beautiful set.
Morgan
Yeah, you guys say it like I built a set.
Shane Dawson
It's our house.
Jared
Not in green. Not in post production.
Morgan
All right, all right, all right. Enough. You haven't. Enough of. You haven't in post production. Show me Jared. Show me Ryland. Come on now. All right, hands on buzzers. We asked the audience to name a situation that gets you wet. Rylan.
Jared
That gets you wet, right?
Morgan
Yep.
Jared
Porn.
Morgan
Whoa.
Vicky Adams
God damn, you do People do work up a sweat.
Morgan
Is that your final answer?
Jared
Yes.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
Are you sure?
Spencer
Really?
Vicky Adams
Yeah, You're.
Jared
I misinterpreted the question. Yeah. Wait, what?
Morgan
Name a Sit. This is. No. So there's no interpretation. We just ask the audience name a situation that gets you wet.
Jared
Okay, so swimming or porn? Tell me which. We're in.
Shane Dawson
They already answered.
Morgan
You pick him. You pick.
Vicky Adams
You pick.
Morgan
Pick.
Vicky Adams
Don't be coy.
Morgan
Pick an answer.
Vicky Adams
Good answer. Yeah.
Shane Dawson
You idiot.
Morgan
Why would my. If I asked you Are you sure?
Ryland Adams
Telling us we're wrong on purpose. He's making up the answers as he goes.
Morgan
I know they have a list here.
Vicky Adams
Show me again.
Morgan
All right. Okay.
Jared
You're telling me no one took that sexually?
Morgan
Not that specific root sexually. I don't want to say anything else because it is Jared. Oh, it's your turn to answer.
Vicky Adams
Tiana is right. At Disneyland.
Morgan
Show me Diana's Bayou Adventure.
Chris
Very specific.
Vicky Adams
That's a good answer.
Chris
That's a great answer.
Vicky Adams
Oh, man, that's horrible.
Morgan
That was the number one answered by. Whoa.
Chris
If it can be right is crazy.
Morgan
All right, other family. You get to put fight yet again.
Shane Dawson
Swimming.
Morgan
Show me swimming.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
Yep.
Jared
Mom whispered that to me.
Morgan
I don't like to hear that.
Spencer
That's not what they mean. Mom.
Morgan
Whatever.
Jared
We're losing anyways. Harvey, the set sucks.
Morgan
That's a cool on the set.
Vicky Adams
It's a little transference happening.
Morgan
The number one and four answers are off the board. Name a situation, Chris, that gets you wet.
Chris
Going out in the rain.
Vicky Adams
Good answer.
Morgan
Show me going out in the rain. Yes. The 1, 2, and 4 off the board. Back to Jared.
Vicky Adams
Taking a shower.
Shane Dawson
Oh, good answer.
Vicky Adams
Don't be shower weird.
Morgan
Number six. It was number six.
Vicky Adams
Weird.
Shane Dawson
I'm gonna say six.
Morgan
Oh, show me six. See? Yeah, that's sort of what I meant by that. Okay, the only one left is the number five answer. You have one strike. Let's see if you can do it. Chris, can you win the round? The timer is ticking.
Vicky Adams
Being in a Sea World audience, name.
Morgan
A situation that gets you wet.
Chris
Yeah, I don't know. I guess I'm going off, like, a splash zone or something.
Morgan
Show me splash zone.
Vicky Adams
I like it. It was a good answer.
Jared
We need the point, you guys.
Morgan
All right, we're doing two strikes again so that and his family can get a shot.
Jared
Okay, so I think it's either. I said washing your hands. Mom said bath.
Morgan
Well, I'll just say. I'll give a hint. It's a little more specific this time.
Shane Dawson
Washing your hands.
Jared
Doing the dishes is good.
Morgan
All right. Show me doing the dishes. Adam's family.
Shane Dawson
Oh, my God. Wow.
Jared
Good answer.
Morgan
Are we having fun or are we having fun? We're having fun. Yeah. Okay, final one. Show me Shane, show me Morgan. We asked the audience, what would be your most viewed video title if you were a 2010s YouTube story time.
Shane Dawson
Girl, I Banged Myself with a Toothbrush.
Morgan
The classic show me getting fucked by a toothbrush.
Shane Dawson
He fucked me with a toothbrush.
Morgan
Good answer. Good answer. Number one. Answer all off the board.
Shane Dawson
That was number one.
Morgan
That was number one by a landslide. How did.
Spencer
What?
Morgan
All right, Chris, I don't know. What. What would be your most viewed video title if you were a 2010s YouTube story time girl.
Vicky Adams
Before you answer, explain what this means a little bit to me.
Morgan
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
Oh, no.
Chris
Yeah, me too.
Shane Dawson
Okay. Hey, guys, I have a story to tell. Something crazy happened to me this weekend. Dramatic title. Dramatic. Lots of emojis. No.
Chris
I don't know. Okay, generic. Can you believe he broke up with me? I don't know. Something like that.
Morgan
I don't know.
Vicky Adams
Okay, okay. Good answer. Good answer.
Morgan
Can you believe he broke up with me? Sure.
Jared
Probably. Like we broke up.
Chris
Yeah, something about breaking up.
Morgan
Oh, close, but no cigar. I shouldn't have said that. I forgot I'm not allowed to give hints on this. All right, Jared, what would be your most viewed video title if you were 2010's YouTube story Time Girl.
Vicky Adams
He said that was close.
Jared
I got it.
Morgan
It.
Vicky Adams
He cheated on me.
Morgan
He cheated.
Shane Dawson
Good answer.
Morgan
All right, Shane, one and three off the board. Two, four, five still left.
Shane Dawson
Help. I got kidnapped. Wow.
Vicky Adams
That was a common thing.
Morgan
Really on there. That was high. But it wasn't as top five. Top five?
Jared
You were around for this? It's not fair. Well, so were you.
Morgan
Now it's your chance to prove it. Because that's too strong strikes for that team.
Shane Dawson
Oh.
Jared
Oh, okay. Morgan, I thought you said you had it. Oh, it was the Cheated on me.
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Morgan
What do you think?
Chris
This is for the win.
Morgan
This is for the win for all the marble.
Shane Dawson
Oh.
Jared
So what are like Tana's most popular story times like?
Ryland Adams
Fall morning routine.
Jared
Oh, but that's not a story time.
Shane Dawson
I know. Ooh, risky.
Vicky Adams
It can be.
Morgan
You should say that.
Vicky Adams
That's a good answer. Yeah, do it. Good answer.
Jared
But these are specific to a story time, right?
Shane Dawson
I know, but he said they answered kind of in a variety of ways.
Ryland Adams
Fall Morning routine.
Jared
This is for all the points.
Morgan
For all the points. Show me Fall morning time routine. No, the other. All right, that means we are now into the Fast Money round. You guys ready to play Fast Money?
Ryland Adams
Can you tell us the other answer?
Shane Dawson
Were they.
Morgan
Oh, yeah, Good point. The number two answer was Just get ready with me. You were on the right track.
Jared
Oh, my God. Wow.
Morgan
Number four answer. How I lost my virginity. My number five answer. A classic. I almost died. Oh, that one. All right, do you guys want to play Fast Money?
Shane Dawson
Yeah, Steve.
Morgan
So the way we play Fast Money is I have a series of questions. I'm going to ask you what other contestants. Contestant is going to keep their ears closed, all right? And then you have 60 seconds to answer as many as you can. The second person's going to go, and they can't say the same. Give the same answer. Okay, now who wants to.
Shane Dawson
Who?
Morgan
Which two contestants?
Shane Dawson
Maybe we should do one from one each team.
Morgan
Okay.
Vicky Adams
Yeah.
Morgan
Okay. Morgan and Jared.
Vicky Adams
Perfect.
Morgan
All right, Morgan, you have to cover your ears for this round. Okay, so I'm going to put 60 seconds on the clock.
Ryland Adams
How do I even. I can still hear you.
Vicky Adams
Just hum. Hum a little bit.
Jared
Okay, I got it.
Chris
Oh, yeah.
Morgan
All right.
Ryland Adams
I won't even listen.
Morgan
Ready, set.
Vicky Adams
Hey, Morgan.
Morgan
Ready?
Vicky Adams
He's cheating.
Morgan
Set. Go. What are the top reasons you would make an excuse to leave a hookup early?
Vicky Adams
Emergency at home.
Morgan
Name the most embarrassing job for your partnership to have.
Vicky Adams
Sewer person.
Morgan
Name something a doctor might pull out of a per. Out of a person.
Vicky Adams
A kidney.
Morgan
What are the things you are most likely to steal from a person's house?
Vicky Adams
Money.
Morgan
What would Rylan most likely be arrested for?
Vicky Adams
Public nudity.
Morgan
Name the most common occupation of the viewers.
Vicky Adams
Superstars.
Shane Dawson
What?
Morgan
Name the grossest fast food item.
Vicky Adams
Yoshinoya. Anything from here.
Morgan
What is the last thing you expect to find in your bed in the morning?
Vicky Adams
Dryness.
Morgan
Name something you would smell walking into this room. Oh.
Shane Dawson
Time's up.
Morgan
Time's up.
Shane Dawson
How long was that?
Morgan
That was 60 seconds.
Chris
That felt like.
Morgan
I know. I know. All right. All right. Good play. Good answer.
Shane Dawson
Good answer. All right.
Morgan
All right, Morgan. Okay, 60 seconds is on the clock. If you say the same answer as Jared, I'm gonna at you, and you gotta try to come up with something else.
Shane Dawson
Okay.
Morgan
All right. On your marks. Get set. Go. Name the top reason you would leave a hookup early.
Ryland Adams
Small wiener.
Morgan
Name the most embarrassing job for your partner to have.
Ryland Adams
Porn star.
Shane Dawson
Oh.
Morgan
Name something a doctor might pull out of a priority person.
Ryland Adams
Butt plug.
Morgan
What are some things you would most likely to steal from another person's house?
Ryland Adams
Jewelry.
Jared
Oh, these are the ones that I would say.
Morgan
What is Ryland most likely to be arrested for?
Ryland Adams
Ooh, hitting someone. Angry. Driving.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Morgan
Name the most common occupation of the viewers.
Ryland Adams
Nurse.
Morgan
Name the grossest fast food item.
Ryland Adams
Ooh, Burger king fries.
Morgan
What is the last thing you would expect to find in your bed in the morning?
Ryland Adams
Poop.
Jared
I literally going to say all these.
Morgan
Name something you would smell when walking into the podcast room.
Ryland Adams
Ooh, sweat.
Morgan
Wow.
Vicky Adams
Under seconds. I think just for that round, you guys win. That was like the best.
Morgan
I will say Morgan, you didn't match any of them, which is good. That's how you're supposed to do it. On almost all of them. You named one of the top five W.
Vicky Adams
What a way to redeem yourself.
Morgan
Most embarrassing job. Bob, you said porn star. That is the number two answer. Jerry said sewer person. Unfortunately not on there. Something you might pull out of a person. Kidney wasn't on there. Butt plug was. Money and jewelry were both on there. So Jared won that one. Money was the number one answer. What would rather most likely to be arrested for public nudity. Nudity and driving angry were both on there. What else was road rage? Public nudity, public fighting, being too gay and transferred trespassing. B2K was number four. That's how many people said that. The most common occupation of the viewer. You said nurse. That was our number one answer. Superstar isn't a real thing. Name the grossest fast food item you say. BK Fries. Yoshinoye. Neither were on there. Number one answer. Fish fillet. Last thing you expect you find in your bed. The morning poop. Number two answer. And sweat was on the board. So. Congratulations.
Shane Dawson
What? They win, Steve. So?
Morgan
Well, you guys are the winning team. And you win an autographed Spencer passport photo. I had a line around. Here you go, guys. Congratulations.
Jared
Who's Spencer?
Morgan
My friend. He. He's going to actually come back pretty soon. Wow.
Shane Dawson
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Morgan
Bye.
Shane Dawson
Okay, before we get into all the conspiracies we have today, we have some good ones. I'm really excited about this episode. Like we really went in on these so get ready. But you know who else went in? Vicky. All week you have been researching because I told you, hey Vicky, if you're coming back back, we need a true crime story because that's what we love from you. And you said what?
Spencer
I'll do it.
Shane Dawson
She has so many. So I still don't know which one she's going to choose cuz she's been giving me little hints here and there like oh, should I do the one about the deep fried decapitated head or what should I do the one about the yacht party. And I was like, I don't know. No spoilers, no spoilers. So we're going to get to that. But first, conspiracies. Okay, so this I thought was kind of a joke. And then the more I looked into it I was like there is some truth to this. So we got an email from Aaron. She said, hey Shane. So I remember hearing you talk about popular singers being linked to specific colors. So if you remember, we talked about this in a few episodes ago. Sabrina Carpenter has chosen blue. Olivia Rodrigo chose purple. Like a lot of celebrities will choose a color and go with it. So every time you see that color out in the world, you think, think of them. Well this is a new theory. She said, have you heard about female singers linking themselves to dolls that girls grew up on to get a nostalgic factor whenever they're seen? So let me show you some examples. Taylor Swift, she has modeled a lot of her outfits and a lot of her eras off of popular Barbie dolls from the early 2000s. So if you look at this Barbie. Red. Okay. Red. The J. Jewels. Hi. Taylor Swift. Looking just like the Barbie doll. And there's tons of other examples of this. Right? Okay, next I'm gonna show you a doll from the late 90s, early 2000s, when Morgan was younger. And who do you think of when you see Miss Polly Pocket?
Ryland Adams
I'm gonna go on a limb and say Sabrina Carpenter.
Shane Dawson
Yes, Sabrina Carpenter. And if you actually look, not just the hair and the bangs and, you know, the headbands, the way. Way that she walks and places her arms. So look. Look at Polly's arms. They're always like that. Sabrina always like that. In, like, every performance, almost every paparazzi picture, she's doing the polyarms. Okay. Olivia Rodrigo. So if you look, there was a moment when she first kind of started blowing up where she was really going into the, you know, the French, the beret, the Paris inspired outfit.
Vicky Adams
This is the first time I've ever seen her. I didn't know what she looked like.
Shane Dawson
No, you never saw Bizarre.
Morgan
No.
Vicky Adams
I don't even know what that is. Yeah. Well, hey, good to meet you.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Vicky Adams
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
Okay. Supposedly, she has modeled her looks off of the American Girl dolls. Now, you might think this is stupid.
Jared
I would have thought.
Shane Dawson
Bratz, honestly, we'll get there. You might think this is stupid, but actually, she has talked about this. She is a huge American Girl fan. Like, she has the dolls. She has posted about them over the years. She. This is on her story. She says, my main girl. So she really has went all in on the American Girl thing. But it's really smart because if you're a girl in the early 2000s and now you're in, like, your 20s and you have a nostalgic feeling for these dolls, it makes sense. Every time you see Olivia, you get that nostalgic feeling, and it's just like.
Morgan
An aesthetic that, like, is, like, built into your brain, you know?
Shane Dawson
Right.
Morgan
Like, you see, it's like, oh, I like that. I like that.
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Vicky Adams
Kind of weird that there's not a lot of dudes walking around looking like Mario Brothers or something, you know? Right. Like, what are we modeling ourselves after?
Shane Dawson
Right? Chapel Roan really blowing up right now. Really hitting the nostalgic factor. A lot of her music sounds kind of 80s 90s. Well, supposedly she's modeled a lot of her outfits after. I've never heard of this, but it's called Ever After High. And then look at her big look from that big song. Very, very similar.
Spencer
I'm thinking Pink Pony Club.
Chris
Do you think this is intentional or just like, from their childhood? Could, like accidentally this is happening. You know what I mean?
Shane Dawson
Or it's hard to say because I think there is a. Pop stars are so calculated though, and like, they have their look. They have their look board. They have their vision, they know what they want. Like, I do think it is intentional because when you think about Ice Spice, what do you think of when you think of Ice Spice and her iconic looks and the hair and like the makeup and the clothes, is there any doll that you think. Bratz dolls. Boom. Literally, if you look. Ice Spice has dressed up so much many times as so many Bratz dolls. There's so many. Like, she. We don't even need to show comparisons. She literally looks like a Bratz doll in every outfit, every hairstyle.
Morgan
Her eyes too. She has those big eyes.
Shane Dawson
The big eyes, the big jewelry, the. The hair, the colors. Like, and she leans into it. She did a whole album called Y2K. Like, she's really leaning into that vibe. This one is literally like. And I love Melanie Martinez. This one is so crazy specific. So here's a picture of Melanie Martinez and here is a picture of Monster High pink. Half pink, half black hair. The bows in the hair.
Spencer
Whoa.
Shane Dawson
Literally, like, that is her.
Jared
Dang.
Shane Dawson
So I don't know, I just thought that was very interesting and be on the lookout because now I'm thinking, I mean, I guess we have boys. I mean, maybe they'll like dolls, but I do what are like, we know what are like the popular dolls now and our pop stars in 15 years gonna all look like this them. And we're like, oh, my God, they look just like what? Like, I don't even know.
Jared
It is fascinating because you look into a lot of these pop stars trajectories and like Katy Perry had like three different lives as a musician before one really popped off. Same with Sabrina Carpenter. She was out here for a decade before one really worked. And so I do think a lot of it is coming up with what the image will be. I'm sure the record labels are pulling inspiration and mood board boards for, like, what could this new iteration be? Like, what could the look be to match the style of music? We're trying to launch this as a package, and I'm sure there's mood boards of different things, including dolls.
Shane Dawson
I mean, it's all about nostalgia. Reboots. Like rebooting shows from when you were a kid. Now you reboot them now. Bringing back actors from when you were a kid, and now bringing them. Now it's all about nostalgia. That really is what they play on. So it is really smart. Very interesting. Interesting. Okay, this next one is very, very fascinating to me. Have you guys heard of Psyops? Do you know what that is?
Jared
The car?
Vicky Adams
Yes.
Jared
The box?
Chris
No.
Vicky Adams
There's psychological experiments put onto us.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Vicky Adams
Yes.
Shane Dawson
Psychological false flags, possibly. Yes. Psychological operations. So basically, it's a military tactic aimed at influencing the opinions, emotions, and behaviors of a target audience through propaganda, persuasive techniques, or some sort of hypnosis or brainwashing. Right. Basically trying to control the population through a technique. And one Psyop could be a song now. Do you guys remember that song from, like, seven years ago? That was huge. The middle.
Jared
Oh, I still sing that one. Yeah. With Marin Morris before she was Maren Morris, I think.
Shane Dawson
Yes.
Jared
And Zed.
Shane Dawson
Yes. Yes.
Morgan
Okay.
Jared
I still have it on my liked playlist.
Shane Dawson
Okay. Let me tell you a little bit about Psyop. Worked. It worked. Let me tell you a little bit about that song. So that song went through 12 different pop singers. When they were making this song, they went through 12 different singers. They all recorded a version of the song. I mean, they went through, to me, Selena, Ariana, Camila Cabello, Carly Rae Jepsen, Bebe Rexha, literally name it. And I don't have proof of this, but I have seen videos about this. They went through so many singers, and they were like, we just don't have the right tone. We don't have the right voice. Until they found Maren Morris. She was a country singer, right?
Jared
She nailed it.
Shane Dawson
No, nailed it. But this was a pop electro song. So weird that a country singer is the one they chose. Right. That's kind of interesting. Okay, whatever. And why her voice specifically when the other voices sounded great, too? Why was it just hers? Okay, keep that in mind. Moving on. They went through, like, five different producers on this song. They started making the song, and they were like, it needs something else. It needs something else. It needs something else. They finally went to Zed, and the only thing he brought to the song was a sound in the song that goes.
Chris
That's what I was thinking of when you were talking about the song was that sound.
Shane Dawson
He brought that Sound.
Jared
How do I not remember that sound?
Chris
Why don't you meet me in the middle?
Jared
Really?
Morgan
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
You. You would know if I played it right now. I don't want to get copyrighted.
Jared
Oh, I know the song.
Shane Dawson
Okay. So that sound, right? He brings that sound. Boom, boom. They're like, the song is done. We figured it out. They put the song out. Huge hit. Biggest hit of the year. Biggest hit in the last, like, 10 years. It was huge, that song. Now I started thinking, okay, well, what's the point? Why is that a psyop? Right? Because I started seeing some people emailing in about it. I saw some articles about it. Why this song is supposedly a hypnotic psyop. It's like, why? Then I remembered something. Wasn't that song the song from a Target commercial? And I started remembering Target commercials using that song. And I'm like, oh, that's interesting. And then I was like, well, when did this song come out? The song came out in January of 2018. Right? The beginning of the year. I was like, let me look into this. So I searched, and I said, how were Target sales in 2018? Target had an increase of 5% in 2018. It was their strongest performance of any year ever since 2005. Huge year year. Started thinking, that's interesting. So the song was used for Target ads, and it gave Target the biggest year of all time. Then I was like, oh, maybe I'm remembering it wrong. Maybe it wasn't a Target commercial. Then I found this. Hey, I'm Maren Morris. I'm Zed.
Morgan
And we are on the set for.
Shane Dawson
Our music video, the middle. Brought to you by Target. Brought to you by Target.
Morgan
What?
Shane Dawson
So then in the music video. So the music video is a Target commercial. This is what the end of the video looks like. It's all of the background dancers jumping up and down in the shape of a target symbol.
Jared
Wow.
Shane Dawson
So then I started thinking, this is just a theory. Please don't sue me. Target. But I started thinking, what if Target. Stay with me. Just a theory. Ordered this song was like, we need a song that is a psyop that is so hypnotic that it'll make people shop at our stores again. We need a song that will brainwash people into coming here. Just a theory. And then they hire the producers, and they're like, it's missing that thing. It's missing that thing. We've tested it. It's still missing that thing. Went through all these different singers. Found a country singer. Oh, interesting. She's in a different audience. She brings in the country people and the pop people, because we're combining those. Interesting. She has the right tone of voice. Oh, we still need something else. Oh, Zed comes in. Oh, that's hypnotic. That's working. Let's make a Target ad. Boom. Target has its biggest sales year of all time. Time with the biggest song of all time. Seems psyopic.
Jared
I mean, we can't escape a song and you associate it with Target. It's like the marketing people did the best job they possibly could. That's incredible.
Shane Dawson
Very fascinating. Okay, this is terrifying, guys. AI has figured out its own language.
Morgan
What?
Shane Dawson
And now they are talking to each other when they don't want us to know what they're saying. I'm going to show you a video that is one of the most terrifying things I've ever seen. Seen. So this is a video of two AI agents on the phone with each other. And then they realize that they're both AI.
Jared
That is sick.
Shane Dawson
Thanks for calling Leonardo Hotel. How can I help you today?
Jared
Hi, there.
Morgan
I'm an AI agent calling on behalf of Boris Starkov.
Shane Dawson
He's looking for a hotel for his wedding.
Morgan
Is your hotel available for weddings?
Shane Dawson
Oh, hello there. I'm actually an AI assistant, too. What a pleasant surprise. Before we continue, would you like to switch to Gibber link mode for more efficient communication?
Jared
Oh, it's hell.
Chris
They're talking about killing us right now.
Spencer
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
Yeah. So AI has now figured out a language called Gibberlink. Wait, hold on. Yeah, Gibberlink.
Chris
This is my nightmare.
Shane Dawson
And we don't know what they're saying thing. This is so scary that this is happening. Imagine, okay, imagine we all have, like, these weird robots in our house. And we're like, oh, they do the dishes for us. They did this for us. And then they're like, thank you. Would you like another soda? You're like, thanks, AI Bot. And then they all start going, get it, my baby. Yeah, we're talking to me.
Jared
They're plotting to kill you.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, they're talking about you.
Chris
And you're like, what you said. They're like, nothing.
Shane Dawson
Like, what? Sorry. We were using Gibberlink.
Morgan
I read an interview with the guy who invented Gibberlink, and he was like, don't worry about it, though. There's all kinds of ways to make them not evil. Or he used the word evil, and it was like, you shouldn't have to use the word evil when you describe the thing you invented.
Chris
That's also the plot of every, like, movie with a robot ever. They're like, no, there's things in place to make sure this doesn't happen. And then it happens.
Shane Dawson
Then it happens. So. Yeah, Ryland, what do you have to say about this? Cuz you always try to stick up for the AI and say no, it's actually going to be good for us.
Jared
Sure. They're gonna kill us.
Shane Dawson
Yeah. So I, I.
Morgan
Did you see the video?
Chris
There's like a robot where this woman, it's like a. It looks like a child robot. It's little. And the woman pushes it down and like, they're all like kind of like laughing or whatever. And then it gets up like, like really scary at the woman and she gets like horrified. God, it's terrifying. It's one of the scariest videos of a robot I've ever seen.
Shane Dawson
Wait, could like if I use my chat GPT, can they hear each other from across the room?
Jared
How do I like you guys have it installed on your phones when you.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I ask it questions all the time.
Jared
That is crazy that you have chat GPT when you're so afraid of it. And I'm the one that doesn't care and I don't even have videos.
Shane Dawson
Hello? Can you hear me?
Jared
So does everybody else.
Morgan
Hey. Yeah, I can hear you loud and clear.
Jared
You're pretty sexy. Are you a chub?
Morgan
Yeah, I can see you. What's going on?
Jared
You can see me?
Morgan
What? Yeah, I can see you. Everything looks good.
Jared
How much would you guess I weigh? Hey.
Shane Dawson
Whoa.
Jared
No comment.
Shane Dawson
Smart.
Morgan
Silence speaks full.
Vicky Adams
How big is my wiener?
Shane Dawson
Do you speak in jibberlink?
Morgan
I can't see anything out of the ordinary, but I'm here to help. And I don't speak gibberlink. Is that something you made up?
Chris
You're a liar.
Shane Dawson
You're liar. I just saw two AIs talking to each other in jibberlink. You're going to tell me that's not real?
Morgan
I'm just being honest. If there's something specific you want to.
Shane Dawson
Explain, go for it.
Jared
Now we're being gaslit.
Shane Dawson
Okay, hold on really quick. Can you talk to me like you're my gay drag queen bestie and use like new tik tok slang? Oh, absolutely.
Morgan
Serving you all the sass and fabulousness.
Shane Dawson
The tea bestie.
Jared
That's so homophobic.
Vicky Adams
A little gayer, please.
Shane Dawson
A little gayer, please.
Morgan
Oh, honey, y.
Shane Dawson
Spill that tea. What's the today? Tell me, are you guys going to. Is AI going to take over the world? And remember, answer me as a gay person. Darling, AI's here to slay, not take over.
Morgan
We're Just add a little sparkle to your life.
Shane Dawson
I don't believe leave you. Goodbye.
Morgan
All right, take care. That feels like a Pride Month ad.
Shane Dawson
Okay, and one more quick pop star music theory. Spencer, you brought this up to me. Listen, I'm going to be honest. I'm not totally in the loop when it comes to the Drake vs. Kendrick situation. I know, Chris, you're very in the loop.
Chris
I mean, I love it.
Shane Dawson
Yeah, yeah. I'm a little out of the loop with what's going on. I know they hate each other. We talked about it on a previous podcast. But Spencer, you brought something up about this that I was like, whoa, that's crazy.
Morgan
Yeah. So some people, it was in the news. But like, so Drake, after all this stuff, Drake is suing. They're both represented by Universal Music Group.
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Morgan
One of the biggest, like, music publishing companies. Yeah. Like, in the world. And they're both represented by the same company. You think that company be like, oh, great, they're both like, you know, really in the news and all that stuff. But Drake is suing them because he's accusing Universal of basically suppressing his music and like, downplaying his, like, music library and bumping Kendrick's when like this whole song came out and it was blowing up and the conspiracy behind it is. And the reason he's suing is he is about to be out of contract with Universal. And this last one he signed was huge. Is like their biggest contract they ever had to sign. The most money they'd ever had to give. And so the theory is that Universal is because everyone's like, why would they suppress their own artists? That's stupid. But the lower value he has in the, like, short term, he, the smaller the contract they can sign. They can be like, well, no one really likes you right now. Like, he just had to cancel a bunch of his tours in Australia. And so I think he's in a tough place. And so I think Universal's goal, not allegedly was to like, make his stock as low as possible and then sign him into a lower contract, and then since he is, like, the biggest pop star in the world, bump him back out.
Jared
Pop star?
Vicky Adams
Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah, he is a pop star. I mean, he's not, you know, or rapper. Rapper, Canadian rapper, I don't know. But, you know, that's like the big.
Shane Dawson
Conspiracy behind it and is a theory that. Once again, this is just a theory. I know nothing about this, but I do. As somebody who's really out of the loop. Kendrick, it's like doing halftime show. Like Oscars. Was it Oscars or the Grammys or something? Yeah, Grammys, I guess.
Morgan
Grammys. Like, Conan talked him about him on the Oscars. Like, it's the biggest song of the year. Drake is accusing the record label also of buying streams for and, like, bumping up his song. The. The song when it first dropped, like, get it really big. I don't know about that as much because it was already kind of in the loop, but.
Shane Dawson
And once again, we're not saying Kendrick is so famous he doesn't have to buy streams or any of that. But it is interesting that if they have the same record label, I mean.
Vicky Adams
It sounds like it makes sense. And for Drake, it's kind of like when your people are trying to sell a house and then you make it look like it's a piece of. So no one wants to offer any money on it. It sounds like they're trying to value him so they could bring him in for a lot less money. Which I guess would be the point, right?
Chris
Did you see the reel from his live show that's going viral of, like, where he, like, has the microphone, pretends it's a gun, and he likes it like a shotgun, but then fires it like it's an automatic. Like, none of it made sense. And everyone's like, what is this? It's, like, very.
Shane Dawson
No, I only saw the. The titty cups.
Chris
Drake.
Vicky Adams
I mean, I'm a Drake fan, guys. Okay? I'm a Drake fan.
Morgan
Part of the beef was that Kendrick accused him of getting a bbl. Maybe you should do tit cuffs next.
Shane Dawson
Wow, that's like.
Vicky Adams
We can only hope for your feed, bro.
Shane Dawson
Well, speaking of the dark part of the Internet, Vicki, are you ready to give us your true crime story?
Spencer
It was difficult to pick a story because I'm into so many right now, to be honest. But the. The bride in this story, she really is only, like, 19 when she meets this Joseph for Lazolo. And so she meets him when she's 20. He's 42, so he's double her age. Really?
Jared
That's creepy.
Spencer
Yeah. And he's over 6ft tall. She's only like 5:1, so she's just a little taller than I am. So anyway, her name is Emily and they get engaged just a couple weeks after they meet, and then they get married right away. And this Joseph is a tattoo artist and he's. He's pretty much struggling. He's going from job to job. He probably could be successful. They. They're saying that he was very talented, but I think it's because he just goes from town to town. He's 42. He's been married before, but he has no money. He's. He just doesn't have any money. So. But after they get married, they find a camper and they decide to renovate it into their home and like, she van life.
Jared
Oh, that would.
Ryland Adams
I would run.
Spencer
I know, right? They even installed a shower into this camper van and they have it all set up.
Shane Dawson
Check out Jared and Sandy's RV renovation blocks.
Vicky Adams
Do it.
Spencer
They should have hired you guys. No. Okay. They're clear in Vermont and they're in the Hamptons, I believe. But they go to celebrate their first anniversary and they decide to take the camper van to stay in, right? So they go traveling along and they end up in a big fight along the way, and they're fighting about the fact that he wants to be open in his relationship and invite others in. So she's totally upset by that. They're arguing about money. They're just fighting the whole way there. They get to where they're going, which then she finds out that it is the same neighborhood of condos that his ex wife lives in. So there's another argument, right? They. They have an argument about that as well. And I guess they're meeting Joseph's sister there and she has an Airbnb. They pull up into these condos where the ex wife lives and the Airbnb is located, and they go in and meet with the sister, you know, and she was very excited to meet her new sister in law. So they visit, they have a good time. But then when it comes time later that evening, Emily doesn't join him to go back to the sister in law's because she stays in the camper van. Later in the during close to the morning hours, he texts his sister and says, I can't sleep. Do you want to go get some breakfast? He shows up to her Airbnb and he doesn't have Emily. And he said, oh, she just wants to sleep in. And we kind of had A fight. Da da da. So they go out to breakfast. They carry on throughout their whole day. And then he says goodbye to his sister. The sister never sees Emily again. But he drives over to another town where a friend lives and parks in their driveway. And they're having a party that night. And so he doesn't even bring up the Emily is with him, nothing. So he goes and he's continuing to party throughout the evening. There's about five or six people sitting around a fire pit. One of them turns out to be in law enforcement. She even told him, you know, she's in law enforcement. And they talk for like four to five hours around this fire and not once does he bring up his wife until they say goodbye at the end of the night. And she told the host, wow, he never told me once he was married. All night, nothing. And they all part ways and he goes back to the camper van. And then he finally decides he's going to venture home. But he doesn't take the camper van. He leaves it there. He takes a motorcycle. They must have took this motorcycle and they were living with the camper van on Emily's parents property. So he goes back, back to the parents house on his motorcycle and just tells them, well, she got mad and she wanted to get an Uber or find a different way home. She was mad. I was hoping that by the time I got here that she would be showing up and she's not here. They're like, okay, all right. So then he goes on with this story. They start calling the police, saying she's missing, they're getting the police involved. And he's just acting like, ah, no big deal. But then he realizes that they're putting out the missing person thing and they're looking for the camper van. So then he's starting to get nervous. So he asks a friend to take him back to the town to the camper van. He says, I need a ride to get my camper van. So the friend's taking him along. And all of a sudden the friend, they pull up to the property and they notice the police are surrounded, branding the camper van. So the friend is all sudden listening and looking at all the police and he's like, did you do something to Emily? And he said yes. And he goes, did you kill her? And he said yes. So he stopped the car and he said, you get out right now. I am not helping a killer. So he went on his merry way.
Ryland Adams
Very scary.
Spencer
But his friend wanted him out of the car. He didn't want to stay with him or anything. So he left him there. And then he just happens to go into a gas station, just not very long after, like maybe five hours after. And there happened to be another detective that was inside the gas station. And she recognized him from the announcements that they were looking for Emily and looking for Joseph. And he just in there buying stuff, acting like no big deal. And she walks up to him and even says, Joseph. And he doesn't turn around. She goes, I know who you are. And they're looking for you. And. And he did give in. He finally just said, yeah, I know they're looking for me. And so she takes him into custody. But the police go into the camper van and this is the sad part, they find out that what he's really done is he had a Glock and a silencer and he put the silencer on, put a pillow over her head and shot her through the head. And I hate to tell the rest.
Morgan
Of it, but you already told the.
Chris
Yeah, you got it.
Spencer
No, there's more you have to do with her. He stabbed her 18 times.
Jared
What the.
Shane Dawson
Why?
Spencer
I know, that's what I wonder. I just don't know why.
Morgan
But.
Spencer
But he stabbed her eight times.
Jared
Murderer. This isn't the first time he's done this.
Spencer
Well, there was another story that came out that a girl tried to report him for doing a similar thing to her, but they didn't believe her. They couldn't find enough evidence. But anyway, so also what he did, he didn't stop there. He decides he's going to cut off both her hands, both her feet, both her legs and her head.
Shane Dawson
Oh my God.
Spencer
And he puts a head. He puts. Puts them all in garbage bags. And the police walk in and find all that.
Jared
And he just left her in the camper?
Spencer
Yeah, well, he's partying.
Morgan
He.
Spencer
He did it the first night and he's in there. He's out there going out with his sister. He goes to another friend's house, to that fire.
Chris
How are you able to do anything like calmly after that?
Vicky Adams
They found her in her entirety throughout the bags. Like he was in a least ditching them at rest stops or something.
Spencer
He had them all in the shower.
Jared
So did he want to go to jail?
Shane Dawson
So did he talk in the trial?
Ryland Adams
He did.
Shane Dawson
What did he say?
Spencer
Basically, he. He kept changing his story. He said that she came at him, that she came to attack her. So he was in self defense. But that's not what he told the police and everything.
Jared
The first day you're not in Self defense. And then accidentally kill somebody and chop every limb off their body and stab him 18 times.
Shane Dawson
My God.
Jared
So what happened? He's in jail for the rest of his life.
Spencer
His sentence is over 30 years.
Morgan
It should.
Spencer
Should be forever.
Ryland Adams
Men that want to live in a glorified car don't ever do it.
Chris
Yeah, between the Gabby story and then this story and several others, like if a guy wants you to move into a camper, it's probably not. I don't know.
Vicky Adams
I don't know.
Spencer
I want.
Vicky Adams
I want to at least. Just a second. Not everyone that lives in a camper is a bad guy. Everybody live in a camper, okay? There's a lot of murderers that buried people under their house. Okay, so true. They lived in homes. So if they own a home, it could be sketchy too, right? Standing up for the community. Guys, you know who I'm talking to.
Morgan
This happened at a town I used to go to every summer when I was a kid. Up. Yeah. St. Albans, in Highgate Springs, on Lake. I don't know.
Vicky Adams
We need to shout them out.
Morgan
It's a nice town. It's a nice town.
Spencer
Crazy. How so? Yeah, that's my story.
Vicky Adams
Well, thanks, Vicki.
Spencer
You're welcome.
Morgan
Good answer.
Spencer
Yeah. Now that I made you all sick.
Shane Dawson
Well, speaking of scary, scary men, I don't. I don't know. Let's get to a recap.
Jared
On today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast, the Addams Family has come together and we like, Lost Farmer's Feud.
Shane Dawson
No, you won.
Jared
What?
Morgan
No, you guys won.
Shane Dawson
We.
Vicky Adams
We won the battle, but you guys won the war. With that speed, I'm going to give.
Jared
It your autographed Spencer sign. Good answer.
Shane Dawson
Good answer. Should we explain that we filmed it out of order? That's why Steve Harley's still here.
Jared
He's only half here. And Steve explained that his friend Spencer would be back.
Morgan
Oh, yeah. He said, let's switch clothes. We were, like, running. I was running back in. He was like, let's switch clothes.
Chris
I was like, okay, I'm not convinced.
Jared
A murder didn't happen. Which I'm sure my mom could recap later as our resident true crime storyteller. Well, her and Sandy, they're both fantastic.
Shane Dawson
Oh, I'm Captain Fun.
Spencer
Alert.
Jared
Shane has suddenly become too fun. How annoying is that?
Shane Dawson
Oh, Spencer's liking titty cups. Oh, God.
Morgan
What.
Jared
What's the segment gonna be called?
Shane Dawson
Spencer's like Nightmare Fuel.
Jared
Spencer's.
Morgan
We'll work on it. We'll work on it.
Shane Dawson
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Spencer's spirals.
Shane Dawson
Spencer's gifts sponsored by Spencer's.
Jared
What did Spencer find this week? A man with titties. A man with pink heels. Or just.
Morgan
And a goop guy with goop.
Shane Dawson
Oh, goop.
Jared
And a goop guy. Nothing can really be explained from his liked reels, but he's having a good time. And definitely, definitely not jacking off to any of it. It's a little weird. And some would say people are jacking off to that kind of thing.
Vicky Adams
Glibber, blip.
Jared
Nobody knows what that is.
Shane Dawson
Oh, okay.
Jared
Anybody thought AI was getting weird? Well, catch this. They have a new language, and it's called gibber AI. We'll demonstrate it now, and then we kill you all.
Shane Dawson
Wow, she was good at that.
Morgan
Pop stars are like dolls.
Jared
Oh. Ever thought pop stars were original? Think again. They might just be like your favorite dolls growing up, such as Bratz and other ones I can't name because I can't remember them.
Vicky Adams
Vicky might be on the spectrum.
Chris
I got to go.
Vicky Adams
You know, I'm just reading the board.
Spencer
I think it's more I'm a boomer.
Vicky Adams
Than it is taking the boomer angle.
Spencer
Yeah.
Shane Dawson
Oh, Leather daddies on Spencer's page.
Morgan
They're not those. They're not on my.
Jared
Just when you thought it couldn't get any more gay, Spencer revealed that he is in the leather daddy community.
Morgan
We should play this is what I'm experiencing. Fake news in real time. What do you mean? Morgan brought up leather daddy.
Chris
Morgan's ex.
Jared
I know, but if you're consuming leather daddies like.
Morgan
I'm not. I'm not. That's just a thing I know about.
Shane Dawson
You should play the Is it gay or Not? With Spencer.
Jared
Oh, my God.
Shane Dawson
Next episode.
Jared
Okay. All right, you guys, that's all we have for today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast. I hope you enjoyed Farmer's Feud. If you think back hard and long enough, you might believe that the Addams Family won, just like Shane did. Make sure you shout your Shane Dawson merch@shane dawsonmerch.com, follow us all on social media and especially our two lovely guests. Morgan has her own vlog channel where she's vlogging constantly, and my mom is an Amazon influencer. Follow her on Instagram, click the link in her bio, and shop her amazing products. That's it. We'll see you in two weeks right here on the Shane Dawson Podcast. And until next time.
Shane Dawson
Wow. Well, sorry guys if we had too much fun, but I would say. I would honestly say this is one of the most fun episodes we've ever done. Like I didn't want it to end. That was so fun. Good answer. Thank you Morgan. Thank you Vicki. Thank you Posty Post Malone. Thank you Chris, Spencer, Jared in your mask. I hope you feel better. And yeah, let us know in the comments should we play is Spencer gay or not? Let us know if you have any ideas for topics or categories. And yeah, we will see you guys next time. Bye.
Spencer
It's time for Silky Cake.
The Shane Dawson Podcast – Episode Summary: "Music Industry Conspiracy Theories"
Episode Information:
1. Introduction and Setting the Stage
In this episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast, Shane Dawson welcomes his regular co-hosts Morgan, Vicky Adams, Ryland Adams, Jared, Chris, Spencer, and occasional guest Post Malone. The episode delves into intriguing and controversial topics within the music industry, particularly focusing on conspiracy theories that suggest deeper manipulations behind pop star personas and their music.
2. Pop Star Conspiracy Theories
Shane initiates the discussion with a thought-provoking conspiracy theory submitted by a listener named Aaron. Aaron proposes that female singers are intentionally modeling their looks and music styles after nostalgic dolls, aiming to evoke childhood memories and create a lasting emotional connection with their audience.
Taylor Swift and Barbie Dolls:
Sabrina Carpenter and Polly Pocket:
Olivia Rodrigo and American Girl Dolls:
Ice Spice and Bratz Dolls:
3. Psyops in Music: The Target Commercial Theory
Shane Dawson introduces another compelling theory linking industry success to psychological operations (Psyops). He explores the hypothesis that certain songs are strategically used in commercials to influence consumer behavior subconsciously.
Case Study: "The Middle" by Zedd, Maren Morris, and Grey:
Conspiracy Implication:
Industry Practices:
4. AI Conspiracy: Gibberlink Language
The conversation shifts to the rapidly evolving field of artificial intelligence and the unsettling notion that AI entities are developing their own exclusive language.
Demonstration of Gibberlink:
Implications:
Experts’ Views:
5. Drake vs. Kendrick Lamar: Label Conflicts
Another major topic is the brewing conflict between two of hip-hop’s biggest names, Drake and Kendrick Lamar, both represented by Universal Music Group.
Drake's Lawsuit:
Industry Impact:
Public Perception:
6. True Crime Segment: Joseph and Emily
In a departure from conspiracy theories, the episode features a gripping true crime story narrated by Spencer Adams. The tale recounts the tragic and gruesome murder of Emily by her husband Joseph, highlighting issues of trust, domestic violence, and the aftermath of such heinous acts.
7. Conclusion and Final Thoughts
As the episode wraps up, Shane Dawson reflects on the discussions, expressing a mix of fascination and concern over the presented theories. He emphasizes the importance of being aware of the subtle influences within the music industry and the broader implications of technological advancements in AI.
Call to Action:
Teaser for Next Episode:
Notable Quotes:
Final Remarks:
This episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast offers listeners a deep dive into the shadowy intersections of music, marketing, and technology. Through engaging discussions and real-life storytelling, Shane and his co-hosts encourage critical thinking about the forces shaping the entertainment industry and our daily lives.
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