Serial Killer Conspiracy Theories

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Shane Dawson Podcast – Episode: "Serial Killer Conspiracy Theories"

Release Date: October 13, 2024

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Introduction to Serial Killer Theories

The episode kicks off with Shane Dawson introducing the theme of serial killer conspiracy theories, setting the stage for an in-depth and spine-chilling discussion. The hosts—Shane Dawson, Sandy, Chris, Jared, Ryland Adams, Spencer, and Equinox—delve into various unsettling narratives surrounding real-life serial killers and the enigmatic events that accompany them.

Discussion on Obscure Serial Killer Cases

Shane Dawson presents a particularly disturbing case involving the Halderson family. He recounts how Chandler Halderson deceived his parents about his academic and professional status, ultimately leading to the mysterious disappearance and subsequent discovery of his parents' bodies.

[68:00] Shane Dawson: "This guy is a psycho... he just didn't want to be honest with them."

The conversation highlights the psychological manipulation and deceit employed by serial killers to evade detection, emphasizing the dark psychology that drives such individuals.

Game Segment: "Mach Majority Rules"

To lighten the mood, the hosts engage in a playful game called "Mach Majority Rules." Each host answers a series of "most likely to" questions, leading to humorous and revealing insights about each other.

1. Most Likely to Enjoy the Smell of Their Own Farts

   • Jared: "Me."
   • Sandy: "Jared."

   [14:54] Sandy: "Oh, my. Cindy."

2. Most Likely to Not Wash Their Hands After Using the Bathroom

   • Majority Points: Jared

   [16:00] Sandy: "Never. Not once."

3. Most Likely to Accidental Post Their Own Nudes on Their Story

   • Majority Points: Ryland Adams

   [17:25] Jared: "Rylan."

4. Most Likely to Sell Their Soul to the Devil

   • Majority Points: Chris

   [22:42] Jared: "I feel like Chris."

5. Most Likely to Be a Cuck

   • Majority Points: Spencer

   [24:02] Jared: "Spencer."

6. Most Likely to Fall Asleep Five Minutes into Watching a Movie

   • Majority Points: Sandy

   [27:38] Sandy: "It was me."

7. Most Likely to Give a Fake Compliment

   • Majority Points: Chris

   [29:12] Jared: "Chris."

8. Most Likely to Survive to the End of a Horror Movie

   • Majority Points: Sandy

   [29:41] Sandy: "Me."

The game concludes with the revelation of punishments for the lowest scorers, adding an element of fun and anticipation to the episode.

Listener Emails and Stories

The hosts share several listener emails, each bringing a unique and often heartwarming or humorous story:

1. Lizzie’s Baby Arrival

   Sandy shares joyous news about Lizzie having her baby, integrating playful banter about parenting challenges.

   [08:24] Lizzie: "It's like a war zone over here, covered in Titan piss all the time."

2. Alyssa’s Singing Dog

   An adorable story about Alyssa’s sheepadoodle, Petey, who "sings" songs from the podcast, delighting the hosts.

   [40:46] Sandy: "That is America’s got Tal. Rica."

3. Nikki’s Merch Love

   Nikki, a fan from Ottawa, sends in pictures wearing the podcast’s merchandise, showcasing her enthusiasm and support.

   [42:24] Chris: "I'm gonna have faint."

Conspiracy Theories and True Crime Deep Dive

The core of the episode revolves around chilling true crime stories and conspiracy theories:

1. Halderson Family Case

   Shane Dawson narrates the harrowing tale of Chandler Halderson, who deceitfully communicated with his parents about his education and employment, leading to their mysterious disappearance and murder.

   [71:10] Sandy: "I feel so bad for his brother because now he doesn't have any parents and his brother is in jail."

2. Body Brokers in Rehab Centers

   The hosts discuss the unsettling concept of "body brokers"—individuals who attend AA meetings to lure vulnerable individuals back into substance abuse, thereby increasing their dependency on rehab centers.

   [57:32] Sandy: "Rehab centers will send people to AA meetings so they can entice them to try to get back on drugs."

3. Nutter Butter’s Disturbing TikTok Activity

   Sandy brings attention to Nutter Butter’s official TikTok page, which has begun posting eerie and unsettling content, shifting away from its wholesome image.

   [53:32] Jared: "It's like they hired someone who worked with Tim and Eric to make Nutter Butter ads."

4. Volo Museum’s Mysterious Flood

   An email from Nathalie discusses the unexplained flooding at Volo Museum, particularly concentrated around a 1912 Renault car from the Titanic exhibit, raising questions about possible paranormal activity or foul play.

   [61:28] Sandy: "No, this is something he couldn't do. Like, they're."

5. Glenn Powell’s Serial Killer Incident

   The hosts recount a story shared by Jared about Glenn Powell, who allegedly faced a death threat during a performance, leading to his untimely and tragic end.

   [84:08] Jared: "He just does it. So, like, you're watching this man's last performance ever, you know."

Mandela Effect Discussion

Sandy presents a captivating Mandela Effect phenomenon involving Disney’s "Mirror Mirror on the Wall," where a listener discovered an official Disney card game that contradicts the widely remembered line from Snow White. The discussion explores the possibilities of collective misremembering and the implications of such discrepancies.

[64:18] Chris: "I'm pissed because they're gaslighting us."

Conclusion and Recap

The episode wraps up with a recap segment where the hosts humorously review the episode’s highlights and interactions. They reflect on the intense discussions, the emotional listener stories, and the unsettling conspiracy theories covered throughout the episode.

[86:15] Jared: "Only thing I murder is the beat."

Notable Quotes:

• Sandy on AI Framing:

  [01:54] Chris: "Why are you wasting your time until AI kills us? Just."

• Ryland on Being Scary:

  [02:06] Chris: "Yes. I don't know."

• Shane on Police Suspicion:

  [05:02] Sandy: "If somebody did die, we are now suspect number one."

• Jared on Fake Compliments:

  [29:00] Spencer: "I just hate being miss."

• Sandy on Serial Killers:

  [66:53] Ryland Adams: "It's a lot of women."

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Final Thoughts:

This episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast masterfully blends serious true crime discussions with light-hearted games and engaging listener interactions. The hosts provide a balanced mix of suspense, humor, and heartfelt moments, making it a compelling listen for fans interested in the darker side of conspiracy theories and human psychology.

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For those who haven’t tuned in, this detailed exploration into serial killer conspiracy theories offers not only gripping narratives but also personal anecdotes and interactive segments that make the content both informative and entertaining.

Transcript

[Shane Dawson]

So then they go and check it out, and they find his torso only underneath some branches. And then near the body, there was an oil drum full of, like, weapons.

[Ryland Adams]

Why is it always oil drums?

[Chris]

Oh, that is so crazy.

[Sandy]

Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is Spooky Edition.

[Chris]

Like, literal spook, not just, like, spooky. This is, like.

[Sandy]

This is very, very scary and possib problematic, but I'm trying to. We're not real serial killers, okay? Like, we're. We're imaginary serial killers, but we will be talking about real serial killers later. But we're imaginary. For example, like Jared. Well, I guess you are. That is a real person. John Wayne Casey.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, he could. We were saying he was Leatherface until the nose. Then it was John Wayne G. Kind of a hybrid. Yeah. Or they Wayne G. Yeah.

[Sandy]

And then. Sandy, you just look like an excuse escaped mental patient.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Chris]

I was getting Gypsy Rose, like, the.

[Jared]

Day she got up.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God, that looks like the Gypsy Rose interview where she's like.

[Chris]

She was always wearing that color of.

[Sandy]

The short sleeve, and she's like, spencer is American Psycho. Which, by the way, you look good. You look like a weatherman.

[Spencer]

Thanks.

[Chris]

He's representing his family. We learned something new today. That his family members are weather people.

[Sandy]

But as of now, you're not a weather person. You are a serial killer from American Psycho. And where. Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

Imagine there's no cover on this.

[Sandy]

That is a real axe.

[Chris]

Wait, is that real?

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's a real axe.

[Sandy]

Well, I got a real one because.

[Chris]

Because what?

[Sandy]

I'm trying to, like, level up the thumbnail game. Like, I've been having fun making little movie posters out of them. So this one, I was like, okay, instead of using, like, apps to try to put us in weird clothes, I'm gonna get the real costumes. I'm gonna get real props. And all the axes that I got that were props look so stupid and fake, so I got a real one. But there is a cover, so he is being very safe right now.

[Jared]

A sheath, as you say.

[Chris]

Why are you wasting your time until AI kills us? Just.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God, AI. I don't know. Listen, I get it, but it kind of makes everything look a little weird and a little fake. Like, everybody's thumbnails are starting to look very Mr. Beasty, you said?

[Chris]

Yes. I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, they look like weird cartoons.

[Sandy]

Yeah. Which, no offense, shout out to the weird cartoons out there. But I wanted it to look a little scarier, so we have that going on. Chris, I don't Know if you're a killer or a victim, but I like both. Because you're covered in blood.

[Ryland Adams]

There's a lot of blood, but maybe.

[Sandy]

It'S not your blood.

[Chris]

Chris will never know.

[Shane Dawson]

What? If you're second guessing it? They're.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Why are you second guessing me?

[Sandy]

Scary.

[Chris]

That happened to us this week.

[Sandy]

What?

[Chris]

Well, somebody threw over a duffel bag over our.

[Sandy]

Going to talk about this.

[Chris]

You don't want to talk about this.

[Sandy]

We can talk about this.

[Chris]

It scared all of us.

[Sandy]

Okay, I have reasons for not wanting.

[Chris]

To talk about this. Hold on. Let's just wrap this up. Who am I?

[Sandy]

Oh, you're Michael Myers do. And you kind of have Michael Myers hair right now, which I don't know if that's a. I don't even know.

[Chris]

What he did, but.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I see what he did.

[Sandy]

Murdered so many people.

[Chris]

Ironic.

[Sandy]

I. I don't know who I am. I was going to Dahmer for the thumbnail, but then I'm like, is that offensive or problematic? Because he's real. So, as of now, I'm either escaped serial killer from the prison, or I'm Lindsay Lohan slash Paris Hilton when they got their DUI lunchbox. And my Stanley matches my.

[Chris]

You would. Okay, so what happened to us this week?

[Sandy]

Okay, so I go outside, and I'm like. You know, every day, I go outside for, like, 35 seconds just to get some sun. And then I go back inside, and so I'm outside for my 30 seconds of sun. And Rylan goes, what the hell is that? And I was like, what? And he goes, that over there. And I look, and there is a full outfit. It's like, not just a normal outfit on the ground. It's like a vest. Like a hiking vest. There's, like, sandals. There's, like, pants. Like, it literally.

[Chris]

And a duffel bag.

[Sandy]

And a duffel bag.

[Chris]

And they're worn, torn, and used.

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Spencer]

What?

[Sandy]

And they're by the front gate. So we see that. We're just like, what the fuck is going on? So we walk over, and I'm like, it literally looks like somebody murdered someone. And through the evidence into our property. But then I started thinking true crime, because I've been, you know, getting ready for this podcast, and I started thinking, wait a minute. What if, like, somebody murdered someone, threw the evidence over our fence because we live by a lot of hiking trails. And then what if the cops come and they see that as evidence? And they're like, why is there clothes here? And then we're like, I don't Know they were just there and they'll be, oh, really? You had clothes there and you just didn't pick it up? Like, because it's been there now for a week.

[Chris]

And then you start thinking, wow, somebody's been framing us this whole time.

[Sandy]

So then I started thinking, okay.

[Chris]

And I'm like, don't touch it.

[Sandy]

So I was like. So I was like, rylan, do I call the cops right now? And he's like, what? I'm like, do I call the cops and say, hey. So we found clothes and evidence.

[Chris]

Evidence.

[Sandy]

We don't know if it's, like, the neighbor or if somebody was murdered, but, like, either way, like, it wasn't us. Like, and that. But then I'm like, but that'll tip them off.

[Chris]

I was like, that's the most suspicious.

[Sandy]

Sounding thing in the world.

[Chris]

If somebody did die, we are now suspect number one. I was like, don't you dare call the fucking police.

[Shane Dawson]

If I was a cop and somebody said, don't fucking call the police.

[Chris]

Like, well, no, I said, I'll hand them over the video camera footage. They can go through and find exactly. Exactly when the person threw it over the gate. And then we're proving, here's what happened.

[Sandy]

So he goes, well, we have cameras everywhere. Like, we can see it. And I was like, well, can you look through the footage and find and see when somebody threw it? And he goes, oh, that would take forever between us going to jail.

[Chris]

I could ask the security people and they could tell me every time that there was motion and they could do it, but, like, I would have to sit on times eight, being like, but three days.

[Sandy]

But it is most likely the neighbor who throws stuff over our fence.

[Chris]

Most likely.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, so you guys still haven't figured this out?

[Sandy]

No, it's still there.

[Chris]

I've been busy, Sandy. I had to go to yoga.

[Sandy]

Here's the scary part, though, the scariest part. There's two pairs of sandals. Another pair of sandals has emerged. And these are, like, very old, worn down sandals, like, rear. And we found them in a different area of our property. So we're thinking maybe Riley, like, the dog. Like, maybe our dog picked it up and took it. Or somebody is sneaking onto our property and, like, hiding evidence. Chris is giving me.

[Ryland Adams]

That's pretty scary.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm watching the security camera right now.

[Spencer]

It sounds like Ryland murdered someone. And it's like, don't call my conscious.

[Sandy]

Why?

[Chris]

You guys stop looking into it, okay?

[Sandy]

Stop.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm sure that everything's fine. Rylan, what's that over there? Are you okay? Are you in danger?

[Sandy]

I don't know. I'm really scared.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm scared for you.

[Sandy]

And I was like, God, if you're going to murder anybody, murder me. Make it romantic.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Yeah. So that's our update. Don't really know what to do, but it's fun for spooky season. Maybe somebody's pulling a big old spooky.

[Chris]

Prank on us, framing us for murder.

[Ryland Adams]

I wouldn't be able to sleep until I saw the footage, if I'm being honest.

[Sandy]

But I'm crazy.

[Chris]

That's how I felt you and everyone else got. I guess I'm just so innocent that I'm like, whatever.

[Shane Dawson]

I wouldn't be able to sleep unless I saw the footage, you know?

[Chris]

Yeah, exactly.

[Jared]

I feel like there's someone on Fiverr you could hire to look through it all and tell you. Right.

[Chris]

I don't want them to see me naked.

[Spencer]

Well, outside.

[Sandy]

What?

[Chris]

Hey, wait, what? Me and the neighbor, we both get our newspapers nude with our coffee.

[Sandy]

Our neighbor literally, we. Okay, by the way, like, he has no. There's no fence in front of it. He will stand outside totally fucking butt ass naked with coffee in the morning.

[Ryland Adams]

He does that and so will Ryland.

[Sandy]

And he just got a rooster statue, which is like.

[Shane Dawson]

I did see that. I thought that was so cool. I was like, has this been here this whole time? We've never seen it.

[Ryland Adams]

If someone drives by at the wrong time. Are you and your neighbor just naked?

[Chris]

I'm not actually the wrong time.

[Spencer]

Do you think he got like a cock? It was like. Cause there's like a cock. Cause he's naked all the time.

[Chris]

I think people.

[Jared]

Yes, Spencer, people drive by. That's a big cock.

[Sandy]

The word cock is so intense. It is so intense about that word.

[Shane Dawson]

So is he just like. Like leaning on. I just. Not that I'm picturing it, but he's probably just like leaning on the naked. Drinking his coffee, sips his coffee and.

[Chris]

And, you know, suns his cock.

[Shane Dawson]

Next thing you know, he'll be riding it.

[Ryland Adams]

I have to go.

[Chris]

Wait, that would be iconic. If I walk outside and he's riding the car.

[Spencer]

That's a good neighbor.

[Chris]

7:00Am I'm gonna be like, wow, you.

[Shane Dawson]

Better take a photo of it.

[Chris]

I'm gonna have the security camera footage recorded.

[Sandy]

Well, speaking of riding the cock. Or wait, this is a bad transition. Hold on. I was gonna say Lizzie had her baby. Guys, it's very exciting. Lizzie was supposed to be here today. We were gonna do another Big Brother episode, but then Lizzie. Well, Happily. Lizzy had her baby, so. Yeah. Should we FaceTime her and get a little life update from Lizzie? Mommy. She's gonna be like, why are you guys all dressed in this?

[Chris]

I've been sending her pics. I told her what's going on in the neighborhood.

[Sandy]

Hello.

[Chris]

Geez, you could be a little more friendly.

[Sandy]

Hello.

[Lizzie]

I'm eating a sandwich and breastfeeding.

[Sandy]

Oh, wow.

[Chris]

Hide the tit.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my bad.

[Sandy]

Hi. Okay, congratulations on having.

[Chris]

Congratulations.

[Sandy]

Okay, give us an update. How is it being a mama?

[Lizzie]

It's like a war zone over here, covered in Titan piss all the time.

[Sandy]

That was me before I met you.

[Chris]

And she's really not into changing the diapers yet.

[Equinox]

Oh, yeah.

[Sandy]

How's diaper changing going? Is it.

[Lizzie]

I had a weird thing with the diapers.

[Sandy]

What?

[Lizzie]

I don't know why, but I had, like, this compulsive need to rip the sides off the diaper.

[Chris]

That's how you close the diaper.

[Lizzie]

And so I just was ripping the sides off all the diapers before putting.

[Equinox]

Why?

[Sandy]

How would you.

[Chris]

And then she's like, he's having blowouts. And I was like, well, stop being fucking stupid.

[Sandy]

So how do you. What are you eating? Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

Ice cream sandwich.

[Sandy]

Wow. Okay, Liz, did your motherly instincts take over? Did you instantly feel like, oh, this is what I was meant to do my entire life? Yeah.

[Chris]

Period, End of sentence.

[Lizzie]

But, yeah, he latched on my boob right away, and it just felt right and good. And I just. I look at him and I love him and he's really cute.

[Sandy]

So you're so lucky. I'm so happy for you. Because I was nervous.

[Lizzie]

No, I had an ugly baby coming.

[Sandy]

Because the shit you talk about ugly babies. I was like, oh, God. Oh, God, please stop talking. All I do.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I can't stop talking about an ugly baby. My baby's cute, but he kind of hurts my feelings.

[Chris]

The funniest thing about Lizzie's baby is he side eyes everything. Like, if he's not happy, he's not crying. He just looks at her like, you're a bitch.

[Sandy]

I love that. Well, we're so happy for you. Congratulations. And when are you. What, are you coming back here?

[Equinox]

Soon for the sip.

[Sandy]

Right. Are you leaving the house? Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I've been leaving the house. I've been practicing leaving the house to get ready for the sip.

[Chris]

I told her it's not yet doctor approved, but she's trying to think that she is the doctor.

[Lizzie]

No, my doctor told me to move my ass around.

[Chris]

You're a liar.

[Sandy]

Mine too. I swear to God. Well, we're excited for you to hopefully at some point get back here, but no pressure, no rush. You just parent that baby.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I'm coming to be head of household.

[Sandy]

All right, well, have a good feed.

[Lizzie]

This is all I do. All I do is feed and rip off the sides of diapers.

[Sandy]

That sounds good. That sounds very healthy.

[Shane Dawson]

Love you guys.

[Sandy]

Bye. Love you. Bye, Lizzie. Love you. Wow. I can't believe she has a baby.

[Chris]

Crazy.

[Sandy]

Now that I know about, like, breastfeeding and parenting and stuff, Now I feel, you know about breastfeeding now that it's, like, in the comment, like, we talk about, you know. Now I feel bad because, you know, at the mall, there's, like, that room with the couch and everything next to the bathrooms. I thought that was just, like, a hangout room. And now I'm just like, oh, my God. Hey, sorry to interrupt the show, but please don't go anywhere.

[Equinox]

I have something very important to say. Guys, it's time. It is time to kick off.

[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

Of all time, and I don't even.

[Equinox]

Know if they know that.

[Sandy]

Like, do you think they knew that.

[Equinox]

Kickoff was such a big term in the UK when they created this app?

[Sandy]

The fact that they don't have a.

[Equinox]

British person doing the ads for this.

[Sandy]

Saying, oh, yeah, it's about to kick off. That is such a crime. That's right. Kickoff is sponsoring today's episode, and I love this app.

[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

Bureaus see that as good behavior, and.

[Equinox]

Your credit grows fast. Okay, so credit. We've talked about this before.

[Sandy]

I told you guys the story of.

[Equinox]

My bad credit when I was in my 20s. I didn't even know that credit was.

[Sandy]

Something I was supposed to be watching. I had heard people talk about it before, but I was like, that's for old people.

[Equinox]

I don't need to know about that.

[Sandy]

Cut to me in my early 20s.

[Equinox]

Trying to get a car and then being like, yeah, we ran your credit.

[Sandy]

Yikes. And back in those days, it would take so long to build my credit back in those days.

[Equinox]

Wow. 2010 was those days. God, I'm old.

[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

What accent was that?

[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

Bye. So we have a game that we prepared for the Big Brother episode, but I want to play it today because I got so excited about it. So this is a game called Mach Majority Rules. So everybody has a board and a marker. So here's how it's going to work. We are going to read off some statements and then we all write down who we think in the room it is, we reveal. And whoever the majority is, those people get a point. And then whoever didn't get the majority, you don't get a point. Does that make sense?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And what's the grand prize?

[Sandy]

Well, we don't have a grand prize, but we do have two, count them, two Punishers Punishments.

[Chris]

I bet. I win.

[Sandy]

These were punishments that we had prepared for Big Brother, but they were so funny. And also like I bought them so I need to use them so I can write them off. So yes, the two lowest scores will get two Punishments, and they are brutal.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Sandy]

They are brutal. And I'm not gonna give them away, but I'm very excited.

[Chris]

If it has anything to do with my face, I'm out.

[Sandy]

It sounds like our first date.

[Spencer]

Everyone keep track of your own scores on your. If you score points, just put a little point on.

[Sandy]

Oh, yeah. Thank you. Here we go. The first one is. And feel free to play this in the comments. Who is most likely to enjoy the smell of their own farts?

[Chris]

Oh, we're starting easy, but is this rigged? Because if the questions are obvious answers, then that person gets a point.

[Jared]

Whoa. Why is that an obvious answer?

[Sandy]

Okay, one, two, three.

[Jared]

Me.

[Sandy]

Oh, my. Cindy.

[Spencer]

What did Sandy.

[Shane Dawson]

I only put Shane because I feel like you. I feel like you would, like.

[Jared]

Do you not know your husband?

[Shane Dawson]

I feel like you would be impressed. Like, wow. Like, you know. And then Jared would be like, man, that's real stinky.

[Sandy]

Okay, you're not wrong, because the other night I might have act. I never fart. That's not even something I'm capable of. Something happened. And Ryan goes Shane and I just went, period. Which did show pride. I was proud of it. So you're not wrong. But the majority was Jared. So everybody who said Jared gets a point. Okay, next one. Most likely to not wash their hands after using the bathroom.

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh. What? Everyone thinks I know the truth, but.

[Sandy]

What is everybody gonna write?

[Chris]

I think we all know what the majority is.

[Sandy]

Okay, we know the. Okay.

[Chris]

Three, two.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Sandy]

Oh.

[Jared]

All right. One.

[Sandy]

Jared. Yeah, but also Ryland.

[Jared]

But I put.

[Sandy]

Ryland. You do not wash your hands after you go to the bathroom.

[Chris]

After I pee. No way.

[Sandy]

Never. Not once. Even if it's like a stinky pee.

[Chris]

I just wanna defend myself in that. There's hand sanitizer all around this house, and I use it at all hours of the day, though.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so you're doing something.

[Shane Dawson]

I wash my hands for the. Still, like, you know, after Covid, it's like, wash your hands for 20 seconds. I still do that.

[Chris]

Yeah, I do that too. Here's my problem. You wash your hands, and then if I don't have lotion, my own hands give me the ick. Like, I can't live with myself if there's not a bottle of lotion. Then it's a whole process. It's like I have to wash my hands, wait for my hands to dry.

[Sandy]

Excuses don't get it. You don't wash your.

[Chris]

It's like a two minute process.

[Sandy]

Okay, well, let me. Okay, let me find one that's not very obviously, Jared.

[Chris]

It's hard.

[Sandy]

The next one was gonna be most likely to pull a Wendy Williams, AKA burping and farting at the same time. I think we know.

[Jared]

Okay, easy call.

[Sandy]

Okay, I'll skip that one. But we'll still play the clip. Cause it's my favorite.

[Chris]

So good. If you're ever having a bad day, that's the clip. I don't know what's going on. I don't know even who even.

[Sandy]

Okay, most likely to accidentally post their own nudes on their story.

[Jared]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[Sandy]

One, two, three.

[Jared]

Rylan.

[Sandy]

Oh, fuck.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, fuck.

[Sandy]

Spencer fucked me. Cause I was gonna say. I was gonna say Rylan, but then Spencer said he had a story.

[Jared]

Ooh, he's playing the game.

[Chris]

Damn it.

[Sandy]

Spencer had a story.

[Spencer]

I fucked myself because I thought everyone was gonna say that too.

[Sandy]

But then Ryland has actually done that.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, that's why.

[Sandy]

Well, it wasn't an accident.

[Chris]

No, I was hacked.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought, Wow. I don't know a lot about the story, but I know there were some kind of nudes issued.

[Chris]

I was sending it to Shane on what I thought was a safe platform, Snapchat, when we first started dating.

[Sandy]

Oh, you weren't sending them to me on Snapchat.

[Chris]

Yes, I was.

[Sandy]

You were using the Snapchat camera. Cause it had the frontal phone.

[Chris]

No, you were on your book tour and I sent it to you on Snapchat.

[Sandy]

Are you serious?

[Chris]

I'm serious.

[Sandy]

This really doesn't matter. But you're wrong what you did.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, here we again. Fight with Shane and Ryland.

[Sandy]

Fight with Shane and Ryland. Shane and Ryland. I don't use Snapchat like that. Like, I don't open Snapchat messages.

[Chris]

We were when you were on your book.

[Sandy]

No, we weren't. So what we were doing was you. You were taking them.

[Chris]

Why would I take photos instead?

[Sandy]

Because it had the frontal flash and iPhones used to not do that. Thank you. So then you would text them to me. So then when you got hacked and they got released, I got scared that I got hacked.

[Chris]

Okay, you might be right, because I didn't realize any photo you take is in Snapchat saves to your library. Even though it's not public facing, it's in, like, your database.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think I knew that until just now.

[Sandy]

You just saw me get gaslit.

[Ryland Adams]

I did.

[Sandy]

Lied.

[Chris]

I truly believed it. Is it gaslighting if I believed it myself?

[Sandy]

That's insanity.

[Chris]

No, you hit me with facts. I forgot about front flashes not existing on iPhones.

[Ryland Adams]

But was it like, it's fair. A straight up nude? Like, I don't know.

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Chris]

Was my face in it?

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Was it like. You saw all of it?

[Sandy]

It was him laying, holding his dick.

[Chris]

Oh, okay, now you're gonna make people Google it.

[Sandy]

Oh, like you don't care. You love it also.

[Ryland Adams]

Was that the fourth question?

[Chris]

I lost Cat and I was taking off on a plane. Oh, it was a nightmare.

[Sandy]

Spencer, what's your story?

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah, mine. Was Snapchat related to. Mine was more just. I was hooking up with this girl, and she took a picture of me eating her out.

[Sandy]

What?

[Spencer]

And she was gonna send it to a friend, apparently, and she posted it on her story, and then it. But it's just my little face, like, no. And then we were just, like, continuing to hook up, and then her phone was like. And all her friends like. And she eventually checked it and it was like. And then she went to a different school. And so apparently a bunch of people knew who I was at the school because my face was like, oh, my God. Yeah. But that was. I just felt bad. I just felt bad for her.

[Chris]

That was a TV show.

[Sandy]

Scandal. Yeah.

[Spencer]

And that was, like, in high school. So, like, obviously that. Like, if that happens to you in high school, your life is like, holy shit, my life's over.

[Chris]

I feel like guys would be like, hell, yeah. And then the girls would be like.

[Ryland Adams]

It'S not fair how that works.

[Sandy]

Okay. Most likely to buy something big without telling their partner.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think this is right, by the way. I just don't know who else to.

[Sandy]

Put 1, 2, 3 up at Jared. Me.

[Chris]

Oh, I forgot about Shane. I felt like Shane was in the running. Damn.

[Sandy]

Okay, I put Jared because, like, Hot Wheels, who's the most.

[Jared]

It cost a dollar.

[Sandy]

Well, like a big one, though.

[Spencer]

I got a point.

[Sandy]

Wait, so I didn't get a point. That's sad. Wait, why'd you guys say me?

[Chris]

Actually, now that I'm thinking about an issue, I just didn't think about you.

[Shane Dawson]

I will say you only because I. I think you just like to surprise people with things.

[Jared]

And I.

[Chris]

Initially I thought Jared, but then I was like, no, I feel like he's pretty thoughtful. Like, he wouldn't inquire with Sandy or at least give her the heads up.

[Sandy]

That's so interesting. People didn't put Ryland because I feel like you.

[Chris]

I put me.

[Ryland Adams]

I feel like Ryland likes. He's more. He loves getting a gift. You're the giver.

[Sandy]

Oh, you're right.

[Ryland Adams]

You know?

[Sandy]

God, you guys are right.

[Ryland Adams]

Not that he's not giving gifts, but you know what I mean, like, that's you.

[Spencer]

Is there something big?

[Jared]

Hey. His presence is a present, I always say.

[Sandy]

Okay, most likely to fight in the comment section.

[Jared]

Ooh.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Sandy]

Ooh. If Ryland wasn't Ryland, it would be Ryland. What do you mean? Like, if you weren't a YouTuber, it.

[Chris]

Would be you, maybe. And if Lizzie was here, it would be her.

[Shane Dawson]

I was gonna say. Well, can you write Lizzie?

[Chris]

All right. Three, two.

[Jared]

Oh, I haven't even.

[Sandy]

Anything.

[Jared]

Okay, screw it. Go ahead. Me?

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Is it a split?

[Chris]

What did you say, Chris?

[Sandy]

Me?

[Jared]

Oh, why?

[Spencer]

What do you say, Sandy?

[Chris]

Because he does. Damn it.

[Ryland Adams]

I get really upset if someone, like, is mean to, like, Lizzie or somebody. I'm like, you don't understand.

[Jared]

She's been.

[Ryland Adams]

She's been there for me. It makes me really mad.

[Spencer]

She's under your.

[Sandy]

Under your main account.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, bold guys.

[Spencer]

Try to piss Chris off in the comments on this one. No, no, no.

[Jared]

See, who could provoke Chris the most?

[Sandy]

Well, I chose Jared. Because you said it.

[Jared]

I was trying to get people to say me so I could get a point, but it didn't work out.

[Sandy]

Okay, next one. Most likely to sell their soul to the devil.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I know, I know, I know.

[Chris]

Well, the devil's really intense. Like, can't it just be, like, the Illuminati?

[Sandy]

No. The devil.

[Ryland Adams]

For what? What are you selling it for?

[Jared]

All the richest in the world.

[Sandy]

Just because of that writing your name? How much?

[Chris]

Good point.

[Sandy]

My whole soul or just the tip?

[Jared]

I feel like Chris.

[Sandy]

Yeah. Two, three. Chris.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I put Rylan. Well, you put you two.

[Sandy]

You put you.

[Chris]

Well, yeah, because you and Jared are.

[Jared]

Like, I wrote your name first.

[Shane Dawson]

I just put Rylan. Cause he's like, well, what about the Illuminati?

[Spencer]

True.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, maybe you'll be tempted.

[Sandy]

Rylan cannot sell your soul. We have children.

[Chris]

Well, I didn't take it to the devil. I said Illuminati.

[Sandy]

Okay, anyways.

[Spencer]

Which is the devil?

[Sandy]

Anyways, I put Chris because I could see you being like, ooh, that sounds fun. The devil. Oh, no, not cuz of that.

[Ryland Adams]

If someone's like a little. No, like you can buy everyone in your life a house. Sign this contract.

[Spencer]

You know what? I would gladly accept. Thank you, Chris.

[Sandy]

Okay, who is most likely to be a cuck?

[Jared]

A cuck?

[Chris]

Think about this, you guys.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think anyone.

[Spencer]

Think about this, you guys.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't. Again, don't feel confident in my answer.

[Sandy]

I love this game, by the way.

[Ryland Adams]

It's fun.

[Sandy]

Good job, big brother.

[Spencer]

Yeah, shout out if it is a big brother game. You guys did a good job.

[Sandy]

Okay. One, two, three. Spencer.

[Chris]

Spencer.

[Jared]

Damn it. And only be an input. Chris.

[Sandy]

Okay, I put Spencer because I feel.

[Chris]

Like he's the most sexually open.

[Sandy]

Well, you wouldn't be a cuck, but I could see you in a threesome situation and then they just start doing it and then you're just like, yeah, okay, yeah, I'll take a break.

[Chris]

Yeah, you're the one that knows about all the freak apps, right? And I feel like Chris is pretty monogamous actually. And then we're both in relationships and I don't think we're down to like, like cuck.

[Ryland Adams]

For me, it was a relationship thing. And you're young and having fun.

[Jared]

I only said that. Cause at one point I feel like you said you would let Kevin James and your dude go at it.

[Sandy]

Wait a minute.

[Chris]

Remember?

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Jared]

So that's what I put.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe like a fantasy. I wouldn't really together.

[Sandy]

I. Okay, I actually now remember you texted me this week and said that you were invited into a cuck situation or a threesome.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not sure what it was exactly. It was strange. I've never had that happen before.

[Jared]

So what happened?

[Ryland Adams]

I was at a party and then this woman came up to me and she was very intoxicated and she was like, oh, I just found out from someone. You're. You're gay. You're Are.

[Jared]

You're gay.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'm like, yeah. And she's like, oh, wow, I've been wanting to do anal for a long time and can you like, tell me about it? Like walk me through it? And I'm so stupid. Like, I'm just like, oh, well, practically here are the steps. And I'm just telling her. And then she's like, oh, yeah, so do you have to go slow at first? And like, I didn't realize how like sensual she was being about it, but I was just like, yeah, I mean, just so first person doesn't hurt. And like that. I'm just like being so naive about it. And then, like, her husband comes in and he's like, I don't know if I'd do with a man. But I've also been wanting to do, like, three way and this and that. And I've like, I don't know if I want to do the anal, though. I wish someone would do it for me. And I was like, what's. And like, I didn't piece it together until the conversation was, like, done and I was leaving. And I was like, oh, they were inviting me.

[Jared]

I didn't realize until my penis was in his ass. That's what they were talking about. Wait a minute.

[Sandy]

What did they want. Want you to do? I don't know, like, were you gonna be the.

[Ryland Adams]

Because they both were, like, touching my shoulders and being very, like, talking a lot about anal. A lot of eye contact. But, like, in the moment, it. Like, this is how it started. It was just like, oh, I'm interested in anal. Like, do you have advice?

[Sandy]

I was like, oh, yeah, that'd be.

[Jared]

Weird from the jump. But hey, I'm interested in anal.

[Sandy]

She was drunk.

[Ryland Adams]

She was real drunk.

[Jared]

How does that work?

[Ryland Adams]

So I was like, this is a drunk horny lady wanting to know, like, about her husband.

[Jared]

Was she white?

[Ryland Adams]

No.

[Jared]

Oh, I don't know. Why? Like, I get like a. Like a stiffer's mom type. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

But as I was leaving, my boyfriend was like, you know, they wanted to.

[Sandy]

And.

[Ryland Adams]

Or you watch, right? And I was like, what? And then he started, like, retelling me everything that just happened. I was like, you know that guy.

[Jared]

Will buy your whole family houses, right?

[Spencer]

Wow, it's funny to be like, like, we heard you're gay. Do you want to fuck me and my husband? Like, you just heard, you don't want to do that.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, who told him?

[Jared]

Some. Someone just walked over, like, hey, you know that guy's gay, right?

[Chris]

Well, maybe it's not a threat to the relationship.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Sandy]

Okay, who is most likely to fall asleep five minutes into watching a movie?

[Chris]

Oh, shit.

[Jared]

Oh, I know this.

[Chris]

I haven't watched many movies with you guys.

[Equinox]

Oh, wait.

[Sandy]

Okay, so I feel like there's two people in the room. How do we choose?

[Chris]

It seems like the similar people that might be doing this.

[Spencer]

Such a pet peeve of mine. If I'm with someone.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God, it's the worst.

[Jared]

This is worse than showing someone music and them talking the whole time.

[Sandy]

I will say, oh, my God, oh, my God. I will say, though, when your mom falls asleep during movies, doesn't Bother me. I. I'm almost like, when she does it, I'm like, she deserves it when you do it. Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Let's watch a movie at a reasonable hour, then.

[Sandy]

Oh, 8 o'clock is too late.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm feeling good about my answer.

[Spencer]

Yeah, we do.

[Chris]

All right.

[Sandy]

One, two. Sandy. Oh, perfect, it's me.

[Chris]

But only because my husband wants to start movies at 10pm No, I never do.

[Sandy]

We only start movies at, like, 8 or even 7:30.

[Chris]

It's a lie.

[Shane Dawson]

I agree with Rylan. The same with this guy over here. He always wants to watch something at night, and it's like. It's like 10:30.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's like.

[Jared]

And then she lies about being asleep. Are you asleep? No.

[Spencer]

That's funny.

[Sandy]

And then the worst part is, okay.

[Chris]

I'm gonna wake you up at 7am and we can watch a movie and I'll see how you feel.

[Sandy]

The worst part is, is if he does stay awake during the movie, which is rare.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, please.

[Sandy]

He instantly forgets whatever we just watched. So then.

[Chris]

No, I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

We're dating the same human.

[Sandy]

Literally the same. Okay, interesting. So Ryland's got a. We all got points for Ryland.

[Ryland Adams]

Is this everyone's significant other, though? Like, it's all of our significant other.

[Chris]

Nobody's significant other has the same body temperature as them, the same schedule as them, same anything as them. It's like, why are we all attracted to people that we can't just coexist?

[Sandy]

Because opposites attract.

[Chris]

It's exhausting.

[Jared]

I love this magnetic.

[Sandy]

Okay, let's see. Let's do one more. Who is most likely to give a fake compliment?

[Jared]

Oh, this is easy.

[Chris]

It's easy.

[Jared]

Yeah, this is very easy.

[Chris]

I don't know. Does that mean it's me?

[Jared]

No, not you.

[Spencer]

No.

[Jared]

Rylan, you can barely give a real.

[Sandy]

Compliment compliment without, like, cringing.

[Chris]

Well, no, you know, if I'm giving you a compliment, it's real because I don't do it.

[Sandy]

It's rare.

[Chris]

I don't know many of us that are just throwing out compliments.

[Sandy]

Okay, three. Chris.

[Jared]

Chris.

[Chris]

You would give a fake compliment.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, I would never purposely try to give a fake compliment, but I would do anything in my power to not say something mean.

[Sandy]

So even with the drunk lady asking for anal, you were probably like, like, you know what, Miss? Your hair is pretty.

[Spencer]

I just hate being miss.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Okay. Damn it. We all got it. Okay, let's do another one. Who is most likely to survive to the end of a horror movie? Oh.

[Spencer]

Oh.

[Chris]

Like, if we're actually in a horror movie.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I know.

[Spencer]

Going off a gut right here.

[Sandy]

Two, three, Me.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you, Spencer.

[Jared]

Wow, I put me.

[Chris]

I think majority's still Shane, right?

[Sandy]

Majority is me.

[Jared]

I knew I was gonna lose it.

[Sandy]

I only put that because. Because obviously I've seen every horror movie ever. They kill Chris because you're gay. They kill Ryland because you're gay and annoying. They'd kill Jared because Jared would really fight back. And he did that scene where he's like, oh, he's gonna live, he's gonna live. Then he'd die. Sandy, unfortunately, you're the girl. You're the first dad, always dramatic way. And Spencer, you're definitely the guy that's gonna, like, go pee out in the backyard, like smoking some weed or something. Then he's like, what? And then you get killed. What?

[Spencer]

Well, no, you know, I know.

[Sandy]

I get.

[Spencer]

I know.

[Chris]

And then Shane, it turns out he's the mastermind and he's the killer that has the duffel bag in our front yard.

[Jared]

And then to cover it, there's a whole episode about serial killers.

[Chris]

And then really, it turns out it was his husband that he was covering for. But he survives till the end. And his husband's dead.

[Jared]

Are you guys confessing to right now?

[Sandy]

Okay, let's reveal the scores. How many does everybody have?

[Ryland Adams]

9.

[Chris]

9.

[Shane Dawson]

8.

[Jared]

How the fuck did you guys get so many? Get five.

[Sandy]

Okay. Okay, so here's the thing. Jared, obviously you're the ultimate loser, but.

[Chris]

Thank God, I think you and Sandy have to rock, paper, scissors.

[Spencer]

No, I also got eight.

[Sandy]

Me, Sandy and Spencer have a bonus question. Are you ready for this? Oh, now I don't know the answer to this because I genuinely am so curious, like, what it's actually gonna be. Are you ready for this?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Sandy]

Okay, how many items do we think is on the Cheesecake Factory menu?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God, I literally.

[Sandy]

It could go so hot.

[Chris]

Are you gonna be able to Google that answer?

[Jared]

I'm gonna write down a guess too. Even though I'm a complete loser.

[Chris]

Let's all put it just for fun.

[Sandy]

Okay, ready? Three, two, one. I said 200.

[Shane Dawson]

I put 121.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Jared]

Damn. 1237.

[Chris]

420.

[Sandy]

Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

And the answer is.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God, I'm nervous.

[Ryland Adams]

More than 250.

[Sandy]

Whoa. Wow.

[Spencer]

Did I won?

[Sandy]

I won. Yeah, you won 250.

[Jared]

Cheesecake Factory. What the hell kind of answer is that?

[Sandy]

Wait, so who lost?

[Shane Dawson]

Both of us.

[Sandy]

I did.

[Spencer]

One lesson.

[Shane Dawson]

I did 121. He didn't sounds good too.

[Spencer]

And I Know what the punishment is?

[Sandy]

Yeah, it's sad. Okay, we have handed Jared and Spencer the punishment cards. Now pretend it's big brother. That's how they were written. So, Jared, would you like to read your punishment?

[Jared]

Yes. Om jizzle. You just got booked at the biggest festival in the world.

[Sandy]

B B B cella BB cello.

[Jared]

Oh, Bbchella. Every time you hear the sound controlled by the H H, you have to perform a 15 second freestyle rap on the main stage. Don't flop. Because at the end of the episode, the other houseguests will be voting on whether you rocked the bbchella stage hard enough to avoid a final mystery punishment.

[Sandy]

Okay, first of all, this was made for you. I was planning on like Ryling having to do a freestyle rap, but you're literally a rapper, so this is just gonna be iconic.

[Jared]

Maybe out of the game a little bit, but I could try.

[Sandy]

Spencer, this is okay.

[Spencer]

Hey, girly, hold on to your titties because you just scored VIP tickets for BBChella 2024. You're gonna be front row at your favorite rapper show. You better be the best fangirl in the world every time they perform or else you'll be facing a huge mystery punishment.

[Sandy]

Okay, so we have costumes for these punishments and I'm very, very excited about one of the costumes involved. Like inflation. It's very. Just get ready. And also. Oh, wait, so the hoh was supposed to control the buzzer sound?

[Jared]

No, he got an orange suit on.

[Sandy]

He's warm up.

[Jared]

He's warmed up yet. That wasn't an it.

[Sandy]

So between Chris and Ryland, the two winners, who wants to control Jared's freestyle rap?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, wow.

[Spencer]

Supplying emotion.

[Chris]

You don't want to.

[Ryland Adams]

I think you got it. I trust you more.

[Jared]

Good catch. I used to go and shop at Payless. I don't like to have a lot of stress. Ooh, who's that girl with the big bre? Yeah, it's a freestyle. Okay, I'm a little foggy, a little rusty.

[Ryland Adams]

Someone didn't seem like a big fan of me.

[Chris]

Honestly, that was pretty lame.

[Sandy]

Oh, yeah. Wait a minute.

[Spencer]

I thought he was backstage warming up.

[Sandy]

I didn't see any fangirling.

[Spencer]

I was getting my drink in the concession slot.

[Chris]

I think you're need lessons from Chris.

[Sandy]

Okay, sorry. We're going to take a quick break and get back into costume and we will see you guys very soon. Get ready, guys.

[Equinox]

I need an event.

[Sandy]

You know when you're having a really.

[Equinox]

Annoying day and everything keeps going wrong, you feel like you can't rely on anything.

[Sandy]

Your computer's breaking, your phone's acting weird, you spilt some ice, you bend over to pick up the ice, then you step on the ice, it crushes into a billion pieces. Now there's ice everywhere and you got to get on your hands and knees. You got to scoop all the little.

[Equinox]

Ice into your hand.

[Sandy]

But then it starts to melt. Now I got water. Now I got to clean up the water. And your phone's not working, so you can't even call your husband to complain about it.

[Equinox]

These are the days where I think.

[Sandy]

Wow, I am so happy I at least have high quality, reliable Raycon everyday earbuds. Okay, I know it sounds like I'm joking, but I'm not. In a world where everything seems to.

[Equinox]

Fall apart and break all the damn time, it is so nice to have something that I know is not going to do that to me.

[Sandy]

And we have talked about raycons before.

[Equinox]

Not only are they beautiful, but they also recently updated them so there's even more features that make them even better and make them not not mess up.

[Sandy]

All the time, just like everything else in life.

[Equinox]

For example, they now have 32 hours.

[Sandy]

Of battery life and multi point connectivity, which means you can have it connected.

[Equinox]

To two devices at once.

[Sandy]

So you could have your raycons connected.

[Equinox]

To your phone and your laptop. So you could literally just go back and forth. You don't have to be like, oh, Bluetooth on pair. Oh, go repair.

[Sandy]

You know how annoying that is when.

[Equinox]

You'Re already on your hands and knees covered in ice. There's also active noise cancellation, which makes things like long floor lights so much easier. I love my everyday earbuds. They fit perfect, they're reliable and they're so affordable.

[Sandy]

I love using them when I'm working.

[Equinox]

Out or when I'm on my walking pad. And my sweat doesn't mess them up.

[Sandy]

Because they just updated this.

[Equinox]

They are now water resistant and sweat proof. And man, do I sweat.

[Sandy]

So if you haven't checked them out.

[Equinox]

Yet, please go check out their website. Give it a try. Look around. They have more than just everyday earbuds.

[Sandy]

They have so many things.

[Equinox]

Go to buyraycon.com grower and get 20.

[Sandy]

To 50% off site wide. So thank you so much Raycon for.

[Equinox]

Sponsoring and also life advice. If you drop an ice cube, don't kick it under the fridge because it.

[Sandy]

Will melt and then it will leak.

[Equinox]

And then people will say, oh my God, your fridge is leaking.

[Sandy]

You're like, oh my God, it is. And it's like, oh, my God, you should call somebody. And you're like, yeah, maybe I will. And you're like, no, it's just me, cuz. I kicked ice under it. All right, enjoy the rest of the show.

[Shane Dawson]

Bye.

[Sandy]

Okay, we're back. And.

[Spencer]

Oh, my God, it feels like Jared did not lose the competition. Feels like I did.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God. Okay, first of all, I'm just gonna say this. You're pretty. Isn't he a pretty woman? You can literally be a drag queen. You literally have, like, good bone structure. Look at the cheekbones.

[Chris]

What would her drag name be?

[Sandy]

We'll work on that. No, but you look really good. How do you.

[Chris]

Think she works out?

[Jared]

I don't know. I just. It came to me.

[Chris]

She.

[Spencer]

Well, I'm his biggest fan, so I'm Chiconoff.

[Sandy]

Whatever.

[Jared]

On site, she is kind of slipping.

[Sandy]

Yeah, the bikini is completely falling. Oh, there we go.

[Jared]

Bikini's falling.

[Sandy]

Yeah. Is this offensive? No. Like Drag Race.

[Spencer]

Yeah, but not offensive.

[Chris]

I've been dressed like this for years. Why are we thinking it's offensive when it's a straight man?

[Sandy]

I know, but you're gay. It feels a little different. But, like, straight man, you're just inhabiting the body that you'd like to.

[Ryland Adams]

But there are straight guys that do drag, right?

[Sandy]

I guess there are. Are they? Jared is a 90s rapper. Look at the little inflatable radio.

[Chris]

I would call him a gay rapper. That's a pretty gay outfit.

[Jared]

Hey, this is how the kids are dressing these days.

[Sandy]

It really is, honestly.

[Jared]

Lookie, lookie.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

In my right pocket, I got a cookie groupie. Shrek 2 is her favorite movie.

[Spencer]

I love you.

[Sandy]

Keep going.

[Jared]

Now they give 15 seconds for free. Gotta pay for more. You know what I'm saying?

[Sandy]

Wow, that was good.

[Chris]

I liked the prop.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

Expect props from me and I expect props from y'all.

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Chris]

Samantha, can you clap?

[Jared]

Thank you, Sequinox.

[Sandy]

Whoa. Holy shit.

[Spencer]

I try not to.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Spencer]

We had to take the ass ones out so I could sit down there.

[Sandy]

Was there an inflatable ass?

[Spencer]

It was literally the exact same thing.

[Jared]

Don't worry, I got you on that bbl.

[Sandy]

Yes. Speaking of. Oh, my God. I don't know. Jared, give us a vagina wrap.

[Jared]

It's wet.

[Shane Dawson]

It's.

[Jared]

You got questions, send them to me. Oh, you want to answer, shout out to Shiquino. She's a dancer. Hype the up. She.

[Sandy]

I don't want to.

[Spencer]

I don't want to cheer over your rapping.

[Jared]

I ain't got no fans over Here.

[Sandy]

We love you, you. We love you. Shut up. Sorry. This is literally like that Vine. Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

Vine.

[Sandy]

How old am I? But you know the vine where it's, like, a guy on stage and then they go to the audience and there, like, two girls.

[Jared]

You got twice as much as me.

[Sandy]

Okay, first we got an email. This made me laugh so hard. Okay. This was from Chase, and the subject was I saw Sandy. Okay. Hi, Shane.

[Jared]

What?

[Sandy]

Yes. Hi, Shane. I've been a huge fan since 2010, and I'm totally hooked on the podcast. I never miss an episode. Thank you. I had to geek out for a bit because when I heard you mention Sandy as the new queen of Riverside. I actually live in Riverside. For the past three years, I've been thinking I was going crazy because I kept seeing someone at work who looked and sounded just like Sandy. I brushed it off until today during a fire drill when I realized it was actually her. I've been too nervous to say hi. I didn't want to seem like a creepy. I work at Blank High School as a blank. I don't know. I don't want to dox anybody. Anyways, just wanted to say I'm a huge fan of y'all. Do you work at.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God. So have they come up to you.

[Shane Dawson]

Since they said I know, because I don't know who you're talking about. There was one student, so they're not. They don't work there, but a student. A few months back, I'd seen a comment. They said, oh, I know her. She works at my. At my school. And then they came into the center, and they're like, oh, yeah, I saw you on there. And I was like, oh, yeah. But she's never mentioned it before. She's come back before. She's never mentioned it, but I don't know, like, an employee that knows.

[Sandy]

Can you.

[Shane Dawson]

I would love to know who that is.

[Chris]

Well, now she'll probably come say hi.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, come say hi.

[Sandy]

I thought that was so funny. Like, imagine you're, like, at work, and you're watching and listening to a podcast, and then you hear the person in real. That's so crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

It is crazy, because we recently did have a fire drill, so I know exactly when that was.

[Sandy]

Okay, this next email. This is so cute.

[Equinox]

This is from Alyssa.

[Sandy]

The subject was My dog sings. I was skeptical, but there's video. Hey, guys. My name is Alyssa, and I love you all. You all bring something so special to the podcast. And thank you, because the podcast has.

[Equinox]

Got me through a lot.

[Sandy]

You're welcome. Thank you. This is my 9 year old sheepadoodle named Petey. When he actually knows a song, he will sing without my help. Here is a few clips of him singing songs from the podcast.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Jared]

I gotta see this.

[Sandy]

This is America's got Tal.

[Jared]

Oh yeah.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Rica.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh my God.

[Sandy]

That is so cute. So cute. Queen. Wow, that is iconic. So cute. Hitting the notes.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

That is so cute. Thank you. Oh, there's another one. Hold on.

[Chris]

I want that dog.

[Shane Dawson]

Do the sing button. It's my husband.

[Chris]

Gay.

[Jared]

Wait.

[Ryland Adams]

That dog is so cute. But also she can sing.

[Sandy]

Yeah. Hi. Nailed it.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh my God.

[Sandy]

The dog left the room. The dog was like, damn. I can't compete with.

[Chris]

She's like, I'm also the one writing these songs.

[Sandy]

That was so cute. Thank you so much for sending that.

[Jared]

Oh my God, that was great.

[Sandy]

Okay, this is an email from Nikki. This is very exciting. Yes. Look at Minaj.

[Spencer]

That is exciting.

[Sandy]

Shout out Bob. She said, this is from Nikki. Hold on.

[Jared]

I got a dog named Harb Harper in my hand right now. I got a mark. People say, what do I rhyme for? It's for the name on the whiteboard.

[Sandy]

That's me.

[Chris]

I'm gonna have faint.

[Sandy]

What did you just say? I'm gonna faint.

[Jared]

You better faint.

[Spencer]

What?

[Chris]

Yeah, you can't just throw.

[Jared]

I need faint.

[Chris]

You're not going to.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh my God.

[Jared]

People faint for Justin B.

[Sandy]

Neighbor bait for me. So from Nikki. Y'all stop. These are so cute. Never ordered merch from anyone before, but I had to hope you see this. Love you all from Ottawa. And here she is wearing the merch. She has a hat and a shirt.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I love them.

[Sandy]

Wow. So cute. Oh my God, look at that.

[Shane Dawson]

She's so pretty.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, she is.

[Sandy]

She gave us different backgrounds. She gave a different. Different vibes. So. Thank you so much, Nikki.

[Ryland Adams]

A whole model.

[Sandy]

Okay, we got. I can't. Spencer, how many emails are we talking about this?

[Spencer]

It's so many emails. Guys, we see it.

[Sandy]

Please no, keep sending them.

[Chris]

Wait, I'm on the edge of my seat now.

[Sandy]

Okay, there is a Little Debbie's park.

[Chris]

Okay, I haven't seen it.

[Sandy]

It's insane. I hadn't heard about it either. I just saw this subject line on the email. Where does it exist? Okay, I actually don't know.

[Spencer]

It's in Tennessee.

[Sandy]

Tennessee.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, we're in Tennessee.

[Sandy]

We'll have to take a flight because look at, this is from Isabelle. And here are pictures of the park. So you see Little Debbie, That's a little sign.

[Jared]

Okay, that's cute and it's relatively new.

[Sandy]

And then look, the Nutter butter seesaw.

[Equinox]

Okay.

[Sandy]

The cosmic brownie. Little thing to climb on. The oatmeal pie. Little thing to spin on. So cute.

[Chris]

Oatmeal cream.

[Sandy]

And then look at the Christmas tree. Oh, my God. We need to do this to our house. We need little Debbie sculptures. Thank you so much for sending. So cute. Okay, and I have one advice email, and I wanted to do this one today because Sandy is here so you can give us a woman's perspective. Well, sorry. Yes.

[Jared]

Yeah, man. Show some respect to shika knots.

[Spencer]

Thanks, baby.

[Shane Dawson]

She's a. He's supposed to be his fan, but I feel like he is her together. Right? I'm getting a relationship.

[Sandy]

Hold on. Are you paying Shikanox to root for you? Okay, this is an email from. The subject was manscaping. Hey, guys. I would like to remain anonymous. Believe her name.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Sandy]

Hey, guys. So I need some advice. My blue collar boyfriend is the best. He works so hard and I absolutely love him. I think he's handsome and hot no matter what. But how do I hint or tell him that he needs to take better care of his appearance? By manscaping a bit. His eyebrows practically grew into a unibrow. He has long nose hairs. And the wax in his ears is all that I can see. He showers every single day, but doesn't focus on the little things that girls notice. How do I kindly ask him to do these things? Okay, this is a big question.

[Jared]

I knew it was gonna be bad because she gave him like, five compliments on the jump. I was like, what's coming next?

[Chris]

You know? These aren't that brutal, though. It's not like you're fat. It's like, use the fucking. Fucking ear cleaner.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, well, what I did is actually, I gave. I bought Jared, like, a trimmer. Yeah. And then I just tell him, I think I just told you not that long ago, like today, that you should have done your ears.

[Sandy]

Rylan would be the hardest person to tell something like this.

[Chris]

Oh, please.

[Sandy]

Yesterday you had a burger. A burger on your face.

[Chris]

Yummy.

[Sandy]

And I didn't want to say anything. Cause whenever I say. Whenever I say something, I don't know.

[Jared]

Why my burger sounds so gross. I know I'm the recommended it, but now it's like, kind of making me nauseous.

[Sandy]

No, you're just so weird.

[Chris]

J starts, like, panicking a huge deal. What's going on? It's like, just that you have a situation in your nose.

[Sandy]

Go take care of every time I say that. He goes, oh, my God, calm down. We have kids now. Get used to it.

[Chris]

Well, it's because that's so weird to me that like a is his, like, end all be.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know why I thought he said burger and now it's.

[Jared]

That's the code word.

[Spencer]

Oh, I thought you were talking about. I was like, how much of a burger did he have on his face?

[Chris]

Their stomachs get turned upside down.

[Shane Dawson]

Ridiculous.

[Sandy]

Let me speak. No, no, no, let me speak. So there was a burger stomach. It wasn't on his nose. It was in his mustache.

[Jared]

Oh, a mustache burger. That's the worst.

[Sandy]

I knew if I said something, he would get mad at me. So I calmly walked to the bathroom and I got some toilet paper and I calmly walked back over and I wiped his.

[Chris]

Imagine somebody in your face with the paper towel.

[Sandy]

You're like, this is growth for me. Because usually I would gag and throw up. I didn't. I. I calmly wiped it off. I didn't look. I took it to the toilet and flushed it. And he goes, what, what was that? What the. What the. What was that? You knew what that was. Why did you make me say it? I said, I don't want to say, you know what it was. And he goes, tell me, what was it? What was it? And I said, it was a burger. It was a burger. How to get rid of it. Why are you making me say it? Because I'm going to start gagging.

[Chris]

I'm sorry that you're in Jared stuff. Stomachs get turned upside down at nothing.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes, I agree with you, Riley.

[Chris]

It's like so annoying. Just fucking eat.

[Sandy]

Okay, so what's our advice?

[Jared]

Just tell them. Yeah, like, if Sandy has stuff in her teeth or either one of us, we just tell each other, like, hey, I'll just tell her, hey, you got some shit on your face right here. You got like shit in your eyes. You got. You got eye burgers going on.

[Shane Dawson]

He really does. But I think too, I think it's a little different because she's talking more about, like, his appearance, not just him having something in his mouth or on his. So I think when it comes to the eyebrows, like, I know for Jared, but I'll just like pluck his eyebrow or not pluck his full eyebrows, but, like, if there's one sticking out, I just think you have to be open and honest and say, hey, why don't you try this?

[Ryland Adams]

Or you know what?

[Jared]

Just read this email directly to him. Like, hey, boyfriend, I absolutely love you. You're handsome.

[Sandy]

You're hot.

[Jared]

And then say, but da, da, da.

[Sandy]

I have two ideas. I think you should do the thing where, like, you get your kissing and you're close to him, and you're like, oh, my God, I love you. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. And then you go, can we do something? And he'll be like, what? Be like, okay, this is so stupid, but can I just, like, just pluck just for fun. Like, I've always wanted to, like, give you a makeover. Like, give you a makeover. Give me. Yeah. And make it a fun thing. So then start plucking his eyebrows and be like, oh, my God, it hurts. Oh, my God, you're such a baby. You're such a wuss. And be like, no, I'm not. It's like, yeah, okay, so that's, like, a fun thing to get the eyebrows done. Now if there's a pubic hair problem, I have an idea for that. Next time you're. You go down there and you're, you know, pleasuring, and then you. You're like, oh, it works.

[Chris]

I'm always doing that. No results. Damn, it's true. Shame.

[Sandy]

Kind of true.

[Chris]

I think everyone just needs to grow up and say, like, honestly, you're responsible for letting him show up to work like this. And people, it's a reflection of you.

[Ryland Adams]

I like what you said. Like, because how she said it in the email is nice. Like, be like, yeah, you're beautiful.

[Sandy]

I love you.

[Ryland Adams]

But, like, there's a couple things that would mean the world to me if you would do.

[Jared]

He's already gonna know you got something bad coming if you start off like that. Don't worry. He'll be expecting it.

[Chris]

You just have to be his representative and say, this is embarrassing. You're going out in the world like this.

[Shane Dawson]

Don't say that.

[Chris]

If Shane still had those long sideburns, I'd be like, this is embarrassing. You need to shave. That's the one thing that I did not like when I met Shane is he had these long side burns, and they gave me the little bit of the ick.

[Shane Dawson]

Jared had them. I liked him, and I was like.

[Chris]

Shane, these have got to go.

[Sandy]

Okay, you should bring them back. Thank you. You know what? I think you could give Natalie some final advice in the form of a rap.

[Jared]

Oh, you want to know how to get this accomplished, Natalie? You gotta be honest.

[Shane Dawson]

Honest.

[Jared]

Say your nose hair looks like nonsense and the earwax making me nauseous.

[Sandy]

You throw up for him.

[Jared]

Cheek notch.

[Chris]

Am I gonna have to replace your ass?

[Sandy]

Please.

[Jared]

No, I can't even hear you.

[Spencer]

Damn, I was clouded.

[Ryland Adams]

Kind of was. Was that good cheering or does Spencer got a punishment?

[Jared]

I mean, beggars can't be choosers over here, but I need a little bit more for you. Equinox.

[Spencer]

Equinox.

[Shane Dawson]

I like your unicorn. Equinox.

[Jared]

And every single thing rhymed in that chiquinox.

[Spencer]

I kind of expect that, but yeah.

[Jared]

Okay, good answer. Good answer.

[Sandy]

All right, well, we're gonna take a quick little break, and when we come back, it's conspiracy time. Take a seat. Eat, you geek. What are you Cool?

[Equinox]

Take a stool.

[Sandy]

What are you, a grouch?

[Equinox]

Have a seat on the couch.

[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Equinox]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

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[Sandy]

So thank you so much DraftKings for sponsoring this episode. All right, I'm gonna go. Hopefully you guys enjoy the rest of the episode. Bye. Hey. Okay, welcome back. This is something that I got a lot of emails about and oh. Oh my God. Have you guys heard about what's happening with Nutter butters? No.

[Ryland Adams]

They're TikTok page.

[Sandy]

Yes.

[Spencer]

It's crazy.

[Sandy]

Yes. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

It's scary.

[Sandy]

Listen, Nutter Butters is going wild and we're about to see. Let me first, let me show you this. Have you seen the Nutter Butter page? Something is going on at the Nutter Butter page and it is concerning, unsettling, disturbing, whatever you want to call it.

[Ryland Adams]

Yes.

[Sandy]

It's going giving all sorts of vibes ranging from like foot fetish, unaliving, voodoo, demonic type stuff. When I first heard about this page, shout out to the person at work who put me on.

[Jared]

I really couldn't believe that that was.

[Sandy]

An official Nutter Butter page, like an official product page. So let me show you a few of these Nutter Butters.

[Ryland Adams]

The first two videos I saw weren't so bad, but it got. Got weird, it got dark.

[Jared]

What?

[Sandy]

What is that? Why is it saying okay, help me versus okay, so there's that. Here's another one. Oh, I hate that. Okay, wait, and how do we know.

[Chris]

This is their official page? It is. They've come out and said they. Hey, this is.

[Ryland Adams]

It has like a check mark. It's like a.

[Sandy]

And if you go to the comments, like Little Debbie will reply and be like, fam. This is weird. Okay, here's. Here's one that I really don't understand.

[Spencer]

It's very like Gen Alpha. Gen Z.

[Sandy]

Is that what that is?

[Ryland Adams]

It's scary though.

[Spencer]

Is this Gen Alpha of.

[Chris]

Did they just see one person making this online and say, you're hired?

[Spencer]

That's what it feels like, doesn't it? Feels like they hired someone who worked with like Tim and Eric and like, hey, just come make Nutter Butter ads.

[Sandy]

I mean, it's smart cuz people are talking about it, but let's watch it.

[Ryland Adams]

Why does it say fear and help me?

[Shane Dawson]

Pretty bizarre.

[Sandy]

So then they also posted like a carousel of pictures. Let me show you this one. So it's two Nutter Butters and they're going into a house and then there's. I don't. Is that chocolate or peanut butter or blood? And it's them with a little baby Nutter and they walk in and it's covered in Nutter Nutter. And then the whole house is covered in Nutter. And then crime scene Nutter Butters. And then look at the kitchen is covered in it. And then the beds and then they're all in it.

[Jared]

And I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

So is this just like a Halloween or scary, like spooky season?

[Sandy]

I don't know.

[Spencer]

I think it's been going on.

[Chris]

Are people like engaging with this?

[Sandy]

Yes. Like million, like 20 million views on a Nutter Butter TikTok.

[Jared]

I think it's because they want people to buy them and make videos. Videos with them.

[Sandy]

Oh, I feel like this is having.

[Ryland Adams]

The reverse effect on me because I actually love Nutter Butter normally and this is making me like feel weird about him. I could not want to eat it.

[Sandy]

And is Oreo gonna join in next?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh my God.

[Sandy]

Oh no.

[Jared]

We got Oreo and Nutta Butter battling.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Happening. Keep going up. Keep going. My girl. She. That was a little too much.

[Spencer]

Okay, you told me I was too quiet last time.

[Jared]

So distracting. She.

[Chris]

To be honest with you, pleasure myself.

[Jared]

You need to find a happy medium for you to support your boy without being the center of attention. Chica knots.

[Spencer]

Okay, I'll be next time. It'll be perfect.

[Sandy]

That was so funny. Okay, so speaking of terrifying, here is a reel that I saw with Kelly Osborne. This is crazy. And I want your guys thoughts on this.

[Shane Dawson]

Body brokers, they'll sit outside of AA meetings looking for weak and vulnerable people that they encourage to go and relapse so they can then pick you up again.

[Sandy]

I'm sorry. Yeah. Rehab centers will send people to AA meetings so they can entice them to do drugs again so they can go back into rehab. That's hard. Hard to believe. I swear on everything that is true. Okay. I've actually heard the term body brokers before. There's like movies about it. Like it's a real thing. This is crazy.

[Equinox]

Have you heard about this?

[Jared]

I. I mean there's so many people in rehabs, I didn't know they needed more, but I, I haven't heard of this.

[Chris]

Did you edit this clip? It's pretty good.

[Sandy]

Thank you. No, it's very. I don't know if this is like a documentary coming out, I'm assuming is. But it's very interesting. So. Yeah. So you go to rehab, you get, you get out, you go to AA meetings, you're doing good. And then somebody outside of the AA meetings like, hey, what's up? What are you doing? And they tempt you to try to get you back on drugs and they are sent from the rehabs allegedly to go there to find you, get you back on drugs so you'll relapse and you'll come back to the rehab. Isn't that crazy? But it makes so much sense. It makes so much money. That's so dark.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

It's crazy to reset somebody's progress. Progress that's trying to get themselves right is disgusting.

[Ryland Adams]

Do they only do it for like the top, most famous people though? Because I have three friends who are in AAA and that's never happened to them.

[Sandy]

Maybe.

[Jared]

I think it's definitely situational for the area you're in, but maybe they're scouting, you know what I'm saying? They're scouting you out and then they just follow you or they know. But I mean, I'm sure this is for rich areas primarily, but like you.

[Ryland Adams]

Said in la, because there are a. A meetings in places where it's like all sorts of celebrities. Like there are groups where it's all the top celebrities and maybe at those.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I wonder too if it's like the doctors and the rehab centers like collaborating. Because even a famous story, Matthew Perry, how they were saying that the doctors were like known to give off, give out these prescriptions like crazy. So I wonder if it's like a mix collaboration.

[Sandy]

I haven't looked into Just the Matthew Perry stuff makes me so sad. I, like, listen to his book. Like, that whole thing made me so sad. I haven't looked into what's going on now, but I saw, like, headlines, lines.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, his doctor's being, like, sued or something, Right?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Because there's, like, I believe, two doctors that just gave him prescription after prescription, and they're, like, known. I think one of them was, like, the Queen.

[Chris]

The ketamine queen.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah, Yeah, I saw that.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Random AA story. The first time I ever went, someone told me the coffee is, like, super strong. You got to try the coffee at these meetings. But then the person by the coffee, they usually bring the snacks, and they talk to you. You. And I tried a couple sips of the coffee, and I could feel it, like, right away. Like, woof. Like, man, my heart's racing. And I told the guy that was serving coffee, I was like, dude, this could, like, kill somebody. So I go outside, I smoked a couple cigarettes. I go back inside, and the guy I just told that to was laying on the ground. And they had to take him out to an ambulance direction to the hospital. And the next week I went back because I was trying to be good about it. It. And evidently, he died.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Chris]

What?

[Jared]

The last thing he could have heard is me telling him that this coffee could kill somebody. But that. I just thought, dude, that is, like, the craziest thing ever. I just told this dude that I come back in, he's on the ground. I guess he had, like, a heart attack or something, and then he died.

[Sandy]

How did that not scar you for life?

[Jared]

Honestly, it was definitely traumatic, but I just couldn't get around, like, wow, that's crazy. Like, I hope someone else talked to him after me.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Jared]

You know, I hope I was the last person to talk to this guy.

[Ryland Adams]

Also, I never knew any of this about you, and you're thriving in life. I'm proud of you, sir.

[Jared]

Period. Of course. Thank you.

[Sandy]

Wow. That's insane. Okay. Whoa. Okay, this next theory. I thought this was so fascinating. So I got an email from Nathalie. I think it's Natalie. There's an H in there.

[Chris]

Natalie.

[Shane Dawson]

Natalie.

[Jared]

I think it's Natalie. I think it's like, Thomas T. H. Natalia.

[Sandy]

Okay, so there is a music museum called Volo Museum, and it has historical facts and classic cars and things like that. And it's really famous for having paranormal activity because they have so many old items. And some people that work there are always like, I heard something, I saw something. They've had ghost hunters go there. Okay, so this happened. This is a car from the Titanic. Okay. And this is security camera footage.

[Jared]

Wait, what?

[Chris]

You have what?

[Jared]

A car from the Titanic?

[Sandy]

Yeah, like they had cars like on the ship. Okay, so let me show you a security camera video of what happened happen and then I'll explain. Okay. Look at the floor. It started flooding.

[Spencer]

Oh, I see.

[Sandy]

Oh, there it is. So the whole museum flooded and it all started from under the car from the Titanic, which is crazy. So let me read this. The museum director said this is the first flood to happen in this building building in 40 years. We thoroughly inspected everything. No broken pipes, no roof leaks, no obvious points of entry for any amount of large water. Even the perimeter of the building with a cement floor was dry with no evidence of cracks or holes. The flood is a total mystery. So the car is a 1912 Renault.

[Jared]

Renault.

[Sandy]

There we go. And it's a French concept car. Only two vehicles were ever produced. One of them was the only car on the Titanic which now rests at the bottom of the ocean. Its sister car is now the only one left in existence and rests in this museum in the Titanic exhibit. So yeah, the museum flooded from just that area and they were never able to figure it out, which is so weird.

[Spencer]

That's crazy to not be able to.

[Ryland Adams]

Figure out why not.

[Shane Dawson]

And it's not even the car that was on the Titanic. It was like one similar, like it's twin, basically. Yeah.

[Sandy]

But it was a Titanic exhibit, which is so scary.

[Chris]

Whoa, that is weird.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Two thoughts. Insurance claim. And this is a good one. Maybe landlords are gonna be like, dude, I think there's paranormal activity in the house, it flooded. Or you know, maybe it's a promos done. But I do think it's crazy to think that maybe because the other car is at the bottom of the ocean, it channeled the other car.

[Sandy]

Ooh. Okay, let me give you a couple quick little Mandela effect updates. This was an email from Chantel. She said, okay, so I buy Disney vintage stuff and I found this card game at a yard sale coming for your brand. It's from 1993 and it's called Mirror mirror on the wall. And this is an official Disney card game. Let me show you this. And yes, when you zoom in, it is called Mirror, mirror on the wall. The card game. Now if you guys don't remember, one of the biggest Mandela effects of all time is that in Snow White, they don't actually say mirror, mirror on the wall. She says magic mirror on the wall. Magic, magic mirror on the wall. So if that was true, then why would an official Disney card game say Mirror, mirror on the wall?

[Chris]

Okay, I'm pissed because they're gaslighting us.

[Sandy]

Right? It's crazy.

[Chris]

What if. Okay, the person who created the cards.

[Sandy]

I'm listening.

[Chris]

Remembered wrong. Like Sandy and I.

[Sandy]

Right, But. No, but this came out in 1993. This is so long before the Mandela effect thing even happened.

[Ryland Adams]

And then they made a movie later on called Mirror Mirror. Right, right.

[Sandy]

Which is even crazier because why would you make a movie called Mirror Mirror?

[Ryland Adams]

Because if it's magic Mirror, am I.

[Sandy]

Remembering that wrong Movie.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Shane Dawson]

Julia Roberts and.

[Sandy]

Yeah, so what the is going on? And I bet in we all remember that, we all remember it wrong. Yeah, Right. Disney. Okay, I thought that was crazy.

[Chris]

There's something fishy going on.

[Sandy]

Okay, Spencer and Rylan have already seen this because I went on a spiral about this. Jared, Sandy, Chris, I'm going to show you something and you take. Tell me, what do you see?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Sandy]

Okay.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a baseball T shirt that's white and green.

[Sandy]

You don't see what's on the front.

[Ryland Adams]

That looks like a language I don't know.

[Jared]

Jesus.

[Sandy]

You saw it? But did you see it right away?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

It took me a second because I was looking at the actual green.

[Sandy]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

It says Jesus.

[Sandy]

Okay, so I'll show you. I added lines. Ready? Oh, so now look at it.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Oh, okay. Okay. Fucking weird, right? So I. Okay, so I see this pop up and I instantly see Jesus. I go to the comments because I'm like, this has to be a joke, right? So obvious. And all the comments are like, what is it? I'm freaking out. I had to ask Chatgpt. Oh my God. What is it? Like, what's going on? It's just the Tetris blocks. And I was like, are they serious? So then I show Rylan. I'm like, what do you see? And he's like, I don't know. It looks like Tetris. Like, I can't really. Yeah, that's what I saw. So then I showed Rylan the Jesus. And now you can't see anything else.

[Chris]

No, I can. You look up and you see the Tetris. You look down and you see the Jesus. Like, I can go back and forth like nothing.

[Ryland Adams]

The green is like just funny tetrisy shapes. If you're not looking at. Because the in between says Jesus. The white part. But if you're like, just look at the green. It's just funny shapes.

[Sandy]

Right?

[Jared]

This is a very deep T shirt.

[Chris]

It really is.

[Jared]

Because. Because you have to search and find Jesus.

[Chris]

You're subliminally preach.

[Ryland Adams]

Amen.

[Sandy]

So since it's spooky season, I don't. Okay, how do we do this? I don't want to sound like exploitive or anything, but I guess people talk about true crime all the time, so why would I be nervous about this? But I still kind of am. We're going to be talking about serial killers today, period.

[Chris]

I mean, I don't know. I don't know what's up with all you psychopaths that listen to true crime all day long.

[Sandy]

I did read an article that was like, if you enjoy relaxing to true crime podcasts or true crime shows and there's something like, wrong with you, I agree. And I was like, like. But it's all. But it.

[Spencer]

It's most.

[Sandy]

It's a lot of women. It's us women. Like, your mom will go in when she. When we were on our way to dinner and she was like. And then he put her.

[Chris]

She knows every detail about every case. 50 years. I'm like, oh, my gosh, it is.

[Ryland Adams]

More women than men. Why is that?

[Sandy]

Very interesting. I've read because they're sick studies about it. And supposedly a lot of people think it's because women are on, like, the defense a lot. Because they. They are attacked more than. So they're always, like, watching, almost putting themselves in that position and being like.

[Equinox]

What would I do?

[Sandy]

How would I get out of this? Almost like morning, you know, learning. It's very interesting.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, that makes sense. Because then you kind of have to prepare yourself. I mean, now, I mean, you know, women can go running or like at night or in the, you know, dusk, evening time, but yeah, it's scary out there.

[Sandy]

So I asked you guys that. We were texting about this and I was like, does anybody have any, like, who's we? You were on the text.

[Chris]

No, I was not.

[Sandy]

Yes, you were, Spencer.

[Spencer]

You were.

[Ryland Adams]

You were. You were.

[Sandy]

So on the death thread, I said, hey, we're gonna be talking about serial killers. Do you guys have any cases or things that you've fallen down rabbit holes about or things you've seen? And a few of you were like, oh, yeah, I got something. So who wants to go first?

[Jared]

I think Sandy has to go first. She's very excited about this one.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, this one, I had a few in mind, but they're kind of like, more well known. So I wanted to kind of do something different. And I found one that this Person got caught by Snapchat. And it was really cool because. So there's this family, they're called the Halderson family. And it is. The father is Bart, the mom is Krista, and they have two boys, Mitchell and Chandler. So Chandler is lying to his parents that he is working an insurance company part time, but then is going to Madison University in Wisconsin. And so after a while, dad is like, hey, like, how's school going? Why don't you show me? Like, I want to see your transcripts. And. And so Chandler's like, yeah, no problem. Let me give you the information to, like, request these transcripts. So Chandler makes up these, I think, like, three or four accounts, Google accounts, and is essentially like having conversations with dad, pretending that he's an administration for the school. And every time they're supposed to do like a zoom call, something happens because it was in 2020, 21. So everything was like, zoom or like over the computer and something would happen. It wouldn't work out. So then in the meantime, Chandler tells his parents, well, you know, I'm already done with school and I got a job at SpaceX in Florida.

[Sandy]

Okay?

[Shane Dawson]

And so they're like, okay. So then he tells it. He even, like, asks his girlfriend, like, do you want to move with me to Florida? And she said, yeah, because they've been dating, I think, like two or three years. So then they're saying starts. They start to, like, house shop. And then one night, randomly, Chandler says he fell down the stairs and he ends up having, like, a head bleed. He needs spinal surgery and this whole thing. And so then he has his mom taking care of him. His dad's driving in places. This whole story come to find out none of that is true. The doctors. Yeah, and the doctors even had given him, like, a neck brace because he told him, like, my neck hurts. And, you know, so they told him, like, okay, well, here's a neck brace just in case. But nothing of that happened. He didn't need surgery. So then his dad was like, you know what? I'm going to call the university to see what is going on with these transcripts. Because his dad was really like. He just didn't want anything to get in the way of him getting a good job. So he called dad, calls the university. The university essentially tells him, dude, the last time he was here in 20 was in 2019. He failed most of his classes. So dad text messages Chandler and essentially says, hey, I spoke with the university. I'm ready whenever you are. Like, essentially, like, I'm ready for you to talk to me about what's going on. Well, then nobody ever hears from him again.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God, yes.

[Shane Dawson]

And so then Chandler calls Mom the same.

[Chris]

Are you not afraid, Chandler? Oh, the dad.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, so he called. Sorry. Essentially, like, the dad is never found.

[Sandy]

Oh, no one ever heard from the dad.

[Shane Dawson]

From the dad. Sorry.

[Chris]

From Chandler. And I was like, you feel safe talking about this? He's going to kill.

[Shane Dawson]

No. So nobody ever hears from dad. Sorry. So then mom. So then Chandler calls mom because mom is on the way home from work. And he says, hey, can you stop by the store and get me some soda? Dad's phone is dead, so don't worry about calling him. Just reach out to me. Okay. So she gets home with. With the soda that he had asked and she's never heard from again.

[Sandy]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. So this was like a couple days before 4th of July.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

And so not my mom's birthday. So then I think it's like a Friday before 4th of July. Krista, the mom, never comes into work. So he. She has a co worker who's like, this is kind of weird. She doesn't normally ever like, not come in. And if she does, then she at least says something. So he goes to the house and is like searching, kind of like, hey, like the, the both of their cars are in the garage. So he thought that it was weird that nobody was answering the door. And so Chandler, the son tells him, oh, they went to our family lake for 4th of July for a long weekend, so they're not home. And so the co worker's like, okay, that kind of makes sense, you know? Well, come 4th or the Monday after 4th of July, Krista still doesn't come to work. And her co worker's like, this is so weird. So she, he convinces Chandler to do a missing person's report. So Chandler does that. Then the cops start like, searching for these parents. And Chandler tells them, hey, you know what? They went to the cabin for 4th of July. They went with a couple. I don't know who they are. And then Chandler goes door to door. There's like footage of this. Goes door to door, asking his neighbors if they've seen his parents.

[Sandy]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

And then, so long story short, so then the, the, the police are tracking his whereabouts. Like, okay, this is kind of weird. And someone, a farm. Actually, a farm owner comes up and tells the police officer, look, Chandler was near my property a few days before the missing persons report. You know, he was in this area. So then they go and check it out and they find Dad's torso. Only his torso underneath some branches. And then near the body, there was an oil drum full of, like, weapons used that he used to chop up dad. And so there's, like, DNA on there. And so they're wondering, well, the torso, that's it. Like, where else is the body? Well, a couple days before that, the neighbor had seen the fireplace that was lit. And he said the fireplace was on for, like, five hours. And it's like, Wisconsin in the middle of the summer. Who is having their fireplace lit? Like, no one is doing that. So they're saying that after the police searched the fireplace, they found 200 fragments of bones that were dad's. So then the question was, like, where's mom? Where's mom? Where's mom's? You know, maybe she's still alive. So he had asked girlfriend to come over, but he said, hey, bring ton of ice and bring, like, certain other things because they had, like, an ice chest in the garage. And so she said, okay. So she stays the night. The next day, he kind of rushes her out. And so she thought it was a little weird and because in past conversations, he had told her, hey, I've cheated on my girlfriends before. So they've shared location on Snapchat, right? So the next morning, when he rushed her out, she thought, like, well, that's kind of weird. What is he doing? You know, like a true detective. Women are just, like, on it or, you know, anybody that's, you know, thinking something's happening. So then she checks his Snapchat or the location on the Snapchat, and he's by the Wisconsin river, and it's like, a few hours away from where their house. And she's like, well, this is so weird. So she takes a snapshot of that because, like, I'm sure she's gonna confront him. But so then the cops end up taking her phone and looking over it, and sure enough, they went to that spot that the screenshot was on, and that was where mom's body was.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God. Imagine if she confronted him. He would have probably killed her, too.

[Shane Dawson]

And it's crazy. And he even still pled non guilty to it. And it's so crazy to think, like, dude, all you had to tell him was that you're not in school anymore. Like, how crazy is this? You know, and all because he just didn't want to be honest with them.

[Ryland Adams]

Sounds like both my exes.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. And even. Even during. Even court, when the. When the judge asked him if, you know, they always say, like, do you have Any final words or do you want to say like a statement? He actually pled if there was any lawyers out there that want wanted to take his case because he was gonna appeal to reach out to him. Oh my God. And so I feel so bad for his brother because now he doesn't have any parents and his brother is in jail.

[Sandy]

Oh my God.

[Chris]

Oh my God.

[Shane Dawson]

So Snapchat keeps more than just your photos.

[Sandy]

The true, like, true psychopathy is so fascinating to me because people with that personality disorder, like, they're willing to just go along with the lie until the end. They don't even feel the need to like, admit it at before their deathbed. Like, they don't care. They will just forever.

[Shane Dawson]

And so many of the comments were like, dude, him trying to keep up these lies was more work than if you actually went to school. Like, you know what I mean? Or actually had a job. He. And then they said, because he lied about working an insurance company, it's like, why would you even lie about that? This is so weird.

[Chris]

And I'm sure his parents didn't even care that much about the college. It's like, they'll get over it.

[Shane Dawson]

No. And even the girlfriend was like, no. The mom would always texts and say, hey. Like they said that the last text that the mom sent to him was a smiley face.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh my God.

[Shane Dawson]

And that they were just like really great parents and this guy was a psycho.

[Ryland Adams]

That this isn't the same thing at all, but it just reminded me. My first boyfriend that I ever dated, I was dropping him off. No, I was dropping him off to a school, to Moorpark College, where he said he was signed up for a year. And then when we broke up and I called the college, I found out he'd never enrolled in Warpark College. So I was driving him to a school he never, huh, Signed up to go to for a year. So maybe I was driving him to cheat on me for you or kill.

[Shane Dawson]

People who know that's crazy.

[Sandy]

But yeah, that shit scares me, so.

[Chris]

That is so crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

I mean, it's on like, I feel so. It's so hard to talk about stuff like this because it's just so intense. But like the whole Chris Watts thing, like, yeah, I've seen so many documentaries about that. The body cam footage, also oil drums. Yes. And like that whole thing, like the way that he finally confessed and then his dad was like, oh, son. Like, did you see that? He's like, they're waiting for him to confess and he finally does confess that he killed his Wife and children, and his dad is in the room, and the cop leaves, and his dad just looks and he's like, oh, son, why? Like, just such a. Like, dark moment of, like, ah, like, so scary. But then you watch interviews and you're just. That's the thing, too. So the whole Scott Peterson. Did you see any of that?

[Jared]

I watched Scotty P.

[Sandy]

Stupid. So I watched both documentaries. There's one on Netflix, which is about kind of from the victims and the family of Lacy's perspective. And then the one on Peacock. It's like, on this perspective of Scott's actually innocent and he. And he was framed, basically, which was wild. I watched both, and it is crazy. Like, he was found guilty. And I think a majority of people think he is guilty. But then, like, his own family is so convinced that he's innocent, and it makes you think, like, there's a big chance that, like, he has convinced his family. Yeah. Like, he could never do this. This is something he couldn't do. And, like, they're. And it's hard to accept that your own family would do that. But, like, it's just wild.

[Jared]

Well, did you hear about the guy that went on Joe Rogan? And the whole premise was there's a gentleman and a whole team of people. Like a group that get people out of jail because they're innocent. Because there's a bunch of people in jail that are actually innocent. So this group advocates for them to get them out of jail.

[Sandy]

The innocent project, probably.

[Jared]

If it's not that, it has to be something similar to that. So the guy was on Joe Rogan's podcast with this guy who was accused of murder, but claimed his innocence since, and they were able to get him out of jail, and then, like, a week later, he murdered somebody.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Jared]

And the way that he tried to get away from it is he, like, wore a wig and walked away from the crime scene. But there's, like, footage of this dude who's obviously just wearing a wig, walking away from the crime scene.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Sandy]

Are you serious?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Jared]

Evidently, there's 25 to 50 active serial killers right now.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I did watch this video. The actor. I can't remember his name on.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you gonna talk about Glen Powell? Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk about.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Then go for it. No, no, go on.

[Jared]

She just segueing. You, dude.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Serial killer.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, no, it's an interesting story.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you know Glen Powell? He was in Twisters and that. Like, Rom com anyone. But I don't remember. Anyways, yeah. So he went on a podcast and said that his younger sister's friend went on a date with this guy who was super charming, and everything went well. But then things started to get weird. When he invited her back to his apartment. The guy offered her a massage, was massaging her shoulders, put a lotion on. And then later on, the woman discovered her skin was becoming really itchy for some reason, and she went to see a doctor, and she learned that the lotion she had used was a black market product designed to break down human skin for consumption.

[Sandy]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

And the man was allegedly a cannibal. Police went to the home, found bodies. He was arrested. That's what Glenn Powell said on the podcast.

[Chris]

What do you think it was?

[Sandy]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I think because. Because it was. I think she said. Had said that she already felt kind of creeped out, like something was a little off. And then he had asked for if he could give her a massage. And then as he was massaging her, she was like, this feels a little weird. I'm going to head out. And then she leaves. So I don't think he, like, put it on her whole body. We.

[Sandy]

But. Okay, hold on.

[Jared]

He puts the lotion on the skin.

[Sandy]

Literally. Literally. But then, like, does he eat them alive? Is that.

[Shane Dawson]

I wouldn't think so.

[Sandy]

Or does he. Why would he put the lotion on while they're alive? He wants to see them panic. Like, oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

It probably takes a while to kick in.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Maybe he needs, like, the blood to be circulating.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God. This is. Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Well, I'm still dealing with the fact I wasn't put on this text message thread.

[Jared]

You definitely were.

[Sandy]

Literally right here. Rylan. You said you looked.

[Chris]

I did. I still can't see it.

[Spencer]

Literally closing your eyes.

[Shane Dawson]

I just don't know if what's scarier, if it's a serial killer or a killer who kills somebody they're close to you, or somebody just random.

[Sandy]

I think the randomness to me is scarier because that's like, I feel like. Like if Ryland was like, I'm killing you, cuz I've been secretly plotting, obviously I'd be upset, but with a random person who's just killing. Killing me because they enjoy seeing the life leave my eyes.

[Spencer]

That sucks.

[Equinox]

That's so.

[Sandy]

Because you're not even like, well, usually stranger.

[Jared]

Like, usually people pick a certain type of individual because they're taking out some of them. It's past trauma, and they have to relive the moment with their victims. That's why it's usually grouped. It's young males, you know, like right now in Austin, actually, there's a serial killer supposed. Supposedly dumping bodies in the Ladybird lake. And they're all like between 18 and 40. Homosexual, kind of similar physiques, I believe. So it could be somebody that is hiding trauma that has to do with their own homosexuality, or it could be someone that was, you know, abused when they were younger. I don't know. But yeah, look into it. It's very.

[Sandy]

I haven't looked into it yet. But you me about this. Yeah, it's interesting, Jared, you said that you had a pretty crazy one to talk about.

[Jared]

Oh, well, this one, to me it's particularly chilling because there is video kind of leading into what happened. But there was a Mexican singer, they call him, I believe, is it called a corrido, something like that?

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Jared]

But basically they sing and tell stories about narcos and drug lords and things like that.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Jared]

And this guy, guy, he went to prison for a few months and he started writing songs for people about their life stories. And originally he would write songs that other people could sing, but he just hated hearing his get butchered. So he started singing them himself, became a huge artist. And in his younger years, I guess he had a couple of run ins with these people. I won't get too into it, but he did end up shooting somebody when he was like 15. And what happened is in 1992, he was performing a show show and while he was on stage, somebody actually handed him a note and said in the note, allegedly, no one knows exactly, but the note said something to the degree of if you continue performing, we are going to kill you tonight. And he reads the note and there's video of that part right there. And he just keeps on singing. But that night, him and some buddies were leaving the show, they got pulled over in a car full of. Of police officer looking gentlemen who said, we need to take you. His name is Cholino Sanchez. We needed to take you to the station for some questioning. So all of his buddies went their own way and then Chelino went with the police officers and then was found the next day, you know, duct taped, roped up his. I believe he had two gunshots and killed. You know. But the chilling part is actually the video of him him on stage because at those kind of shows it's not rare to get notes because people want to make requests, they want a shout out, things of that nature. But this note literally was like a death threat to him. And you can see him Read it. And then he kind of, like, wipes some sweat, and then you can tell the contemplation. But I have seen this. But it's crazy. It's crazy to see the video.

[Sandy]

Okay.

[Jared]

And to know that that night that happened to him, that.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

[Equinox]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. How terrifying.

[Jared]

And he goes. He just does it.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Jared]

So, like, you're watching this man's last performance ever, you know, Pretty brave.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Sandy]

Well, that was crazy. This whole segment was very scary. Let us know in the comments. Do you like this new kind of thing we're doing? Like, we're trying, like, I like the idea of we do conspiracies and stuff, but then we kind of talk about one topic for a while, and that's kind of, I don't know, a deep dive. Let us know in the comments. What else should we deep dive next? And do you like this? Okay, well, to lighten things up before we get into a recap. Oh, yeah.

[Jared]

You know how we do it? No filler. Just had a segment on cereal killers. I'm talking cereal, not like the Cheerios. Hey, yo, Shiquinox. Here we go.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Jared]

I need more next time, though. Shiquinox right now. I need to add 100 right now, please.

[Sandy]

Looks like Shiquinox has a note to hand to Jerry. Oh, man. Well, speaking of ending it, speaking of ending it, I think it's time for a recap. Kill it. Light, camera, action. Rylan's recap is about to happen.

[Chris]

Rylan's recap. On today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast, famed rapper Equinox is charged with the murder of his biggest fan, no Cheek one.

[Jared]

Only thing I murder is the beat.

[Chris]

But the jury don't believe it.

[Sandy]

I just realized we didn't vote to see if they deserve a punishment or a prize. Okay, who here thinks that she, Quinox and Equinox did a good enough job?

[Chris]

I think you should be individual.

[Sandy]

Okay, who thinks that he, Quinox, did a good enough job to avoid a punishment?

[Jared]

You better cheer for me.

[Sandy]

And who thinks that she, Quinox did a good enough job to avoid her punishment?

[Chris]

Majority rules for booby play.

[Sandy]

Also, to be honest, we didn't play the punishment.

[Spencer]

We didn't play the punishment.

[Sandy]

What?

[Spencer]

This? This was what?

[Sandy]

This was the punishment. Oh. Lizzie had her baby.

[Chris]

Baby update.

[Jared]

Elizabeth.

[Chris]

Elizabeth Gordon has had her baby, and she is already up and moving around and living life like she didn't give birth.

[Jared]

Ripping diapers apart, evidently.

[Chris]

Yeah. Doing questionable things.

[Shane Dawson]

Life hacks the singing Dog singing Dog alert.

[Chris]

Is your dog smart enough to sing along to theme songs that you know and love? Well, this girl's dog is. And he's incredible.

[Ryland Adams]

You and Shane are potentially serial killers.

[Sandy]

No. He is. No. Oh, that was not convincing at all.

[Jared]

Body brokers.

[Sandy]

He doesn't remember.

[Chris]

No, I do.

[Sandy]

Oh, you do?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Equinox]

What is it?

[Chris]

Be careful where you go to rehab, ladies and gentlemen, because there are new.

[Spencer]

He always had it and he forgot.

[Chris]

There's been new discoveries of people called body brokers.

[Sandy]

Right.

[Chris]

When you get sober, they're trying to lure you back in. In to Ka Ching to cash out for the big rehabs that are like luxury estates.

[Sandy]

Nutter Butters are crazy.

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh. Somebody needs to check on Nutter Butter. Are you okay? We're seeing that your verified account is acting a little suspicious.

[Spencer]

Like Little Debbie Park.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Spencer, Is it the nutty buddy? Nutty? Oh, gosh, that's a tongue twister. Try saying it three times.

[Shane Dawson]

Spencer.

[Chris]

He's at the Nutter Butter park out in Pennsylvania. Spencer.

[Sandy]

Thanks, Ryland.

[Spencer]

I'm here at Little Debbie park. And you guys can stop sending those emails because we saw it and it looks awesome and we're going there on a field trip.

[Sandy]

Cheekinox. How is the weather out there?

[Spencer]

Mmm, birds, it's cold out here.

[Chris]

Jared, why don't you wrap us out of this?

[Jared]

Oh. Oh, it was time to wrap. That was last recap. Shout out to Ryland for doing it big. Just kidding. You killed it. Do it again.

[Chris]

Okay, well, there you guys go. Make sure you tune into the Shane Dawson podcast right here in two weeks and shop your Shane Dawson merch at Shane Dawson merch dot com. Follow us all on social media. It's linked in the description section below. And we hope you have a fantastic night. Thank you for watching. Goodbye.

[Sandy]

Yay. Let guys go. What a weird episode.

[Chris]

Oh, my God, Spencer, I hope you have a date with that red lip tonight.

[Spencer]

I actually do. I'm hanging out with some people.

[Sandy]

Well, enjoy. Thanks. All right, we'll see you guys next time. Be safe out there. Bye.

[Chris]

Sa.