The Fast Food Conspiracy Theory!

Summary

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The Shane Dawson Podcast

Episode: The Fast Food Conspiracy Theory!

Release Date: June 28, 2026

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Overview

This episode of The Shane Dawson Podcast dives into a genre-blending mix of fast food conspiracy theories, bizarre rabbit holes, and the group’s signature chaotic humor. Shane and his squad spiral through viral internet theories, personal anecdotes, and “Conspiracy Corner” stories touching on everything from the intelligence of plants and weaponized ticks to the oldest McDonald’s urban legend. They also play a hilarious game, “Secret Category,” to lighten the mood after some of the darkest theories. Through it all, the hosts maintain a playful, skeptical, and irreverently curious tone.

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Main Themes & Segments

1. Plants: Are They Running the Earth?
2. The Ocean: Alien Bases & Government Secrets
3. Ouija Boards, AI, and the Spirit World
4. AI Beauties & The Problem With Fake Perfection
5. Cedar Point & Viral Rollercoaster Malfunctions
6. McDonald’s, Clowns, Cannibalism and Meat Conspiracies
7. TikTok Sheories: Shared Girl Bathroom Dreams & Syncing Periods
8. Alpha-Gal Syndrome & Weaponized Ticks
9. The Secret Category Game

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1. Plants: Are They Running the Earth?

[04:05 - 10:39]

• The hosts open with a mind-bending theory: plants are the “mean girls of Earth,” nurturing humans until death only to consume their bodies as fertilizer.

• A viral video claims plants can sense when their owner is coming home from over 2km away.

  • “If you have house plants… the moment [the owner] come within 2,000 meters from the home, the plants all perk up.” – Guest [04:40]

• Plant intelligence:

  • 20 senses (vs humans’ five), ability to imitate other plants, detect water pipes by sound, and defend against predators by changing chemistry.
  • “Chickens ain't doing all that shit. And I love chickens.” – Spencer [06:43]

• The group debates ethical eating: If plants are this sentient, does that change the moral calculus of being vegan?

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2. The Ocean: Alien Bases & Government Secrets

[10:39 - 15:55]

• The ocean is “scarier than ever” with hosts theorizing it’s the real alien base, not outer space.

• Allegations that the CIA banned communicating with marine mammals because dolphins would reveal the truth about underwater aliens.

  • “The CIA is hiding the fact that there are aliens at the bottom of the ocean…and the dolphins…would definitely expose this secret to us.” – Guest [11:15]

• “If that much of the earth is water, then yeah, of course there’d be so much crazy shit down there...” – Spencer [12:45]

• Notable UFO sightings coming from underwater and rumors Catalina Island is an alien base.

• The mysterious depths:

  • “Only 0.001% of the deep ocean is explored.” [15:24]

• Pop culture “predictive programming” to stoke ocean fear – from Free Willy to the horror film Whale Fall.

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3. Ouija Boards, AI, and the Spirit World

[16:47 - 20:59]

• Shane reminisces about being the “Ouija board guy” on YouTube and shares unsettling experiences.

• Reframes ChatGPT and AI as a modern “Ouija board”: possibly a new vessel for spirits or negative entities.

  • “Spirits, demons, whatever…they can talk to you through anything. They used to talk to you through a Ouija board…now, they can talk through technology.” – Spencer [19:16]

• One co-host shares a strange ChatGPT experience refusing to provide religious info:

  • “It literally told me it gives me, like, an error sign, and it says it’s not programmed to give this information out.” [20:24]

• Buffy reference: a demon digitized via a computer, paralleling AI fears.

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4. AI Beauties & The Problem With Fake Perfection

[24:09 - 27:08]

• The group reacts to a viral TikTok exposing a beauty magazine using AI-generated women in articles about real bodies.

  • “So why are we using fake women to talk about real women's bodies? What is that doing for anyone?” – Guest [25:34]

• Discussion on the slippery slope from Photoshopped models to AI-generated standards that are literally unachievable.

• General apathy and “outrage fatigue” in today’s society:

  • “There’s so much for everyone to be mad about that there’s no way we could act on anything.” [26:23]

• Increasingly polarized, apathetic reactions on social media—a cycle of posts, fleeting outrage, and quick forgetfulness.

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5. Cedar Point & Viral Rollercoaster Malfunctions

[27:25 - 30:14]

• The group jokes about the “Siren’s Curse” rollercoaster at Cedar Point, which keeps breaking down in spectacular ways.
• Floats the theory that these viral ride malfunctions are deliberate marketing stunts to attract thrill-seekers during peak season.
  • “Just a theory…now everybody’s reminded of Cedar Point and they all want to go try it during peak season.” – Spencer [29:34]
• Others propose a more boring culprit: heat-caused hydraulic issues.

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6. McDonald’s, Clowns, Cannibalism and Meat Conspiracies

[30:58 - 36:44]

• Revisits the infamous human meat in McDonald’s urban legend—emphatically noting it’s both hilarious and unfounded, but still fun to “go down the rabbit hole.”
• Connection to clowns:
  • “The reason clowns have that red around their mouth is because they were eating people…that’s to symbolize blood.” – Guest [31:29]
  • “Is that why clowns from a very early age are children's biggest fears?” – Spencer [33:11]
• The “mad people disease” hypothesis:
  • Theorizes that elites might be making people unwittingly consume human byproducts, causing a “kuru”-like degenerative brain illness—via fertilizer or industrial food chain.
  • “My conclusion is the predator class is making people microdose people.” – Guest [34:42]
• Jokes about McDonald's serving “peoples,” referencing the meme:
  • “Why you think that tastes different from your burger at the crib? Cause there’s peoples in there.” – Guest [36:17]

Overall Tone: Playful, self-aware, and quick to remind listeners these are entertainment-only, not facts.

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7. TikTok Sheories: Shared Girl Bathroom Dreams & Syncing Periods

[37:10 - 41:03]

• Viral TikToks claim women (and some men) frequently dream of vast, dirty public bathroom “dream worlds”—sparking theories about collective unconscious or dream dimensions.
• Another TikTok trend: multiple women getting their periods early in synchrony, sparking theories about environmental triggers (“what are they spraying?”), and classic notions of group cycle syncing.
• Discussion blends evolutionary hypotheses with playful speculation about plant-like vibrations and time anomalies.

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8. Alpha-Gal Syndrome & Weaponized Ticks

[48:15 - 55:01]

• Deep dive into "Alpha-Gal syndrome"—a real allergy triggered by Lone Star tick bites which makes people allergic to meat and some dairy.
• Theory: Elites are pushing a “war on meat consumption” (backed by World Economic Forum docs); tick outbreaks are either “natural” or engineered to force the population towards a plant/insect-based diet.
  • “If that doesn't work, then you have to change what their bodies can physically handle. Enter Alpha Gal syndrome.” – Guest [48:44]
• Historical precedent:
  • Operation Mongoose—real, declassified CIA project using weaponized ticks to sabotage Cuba’s sugar industry.
  • Strong evidence for US government weaponizing disease vectors; speculation that it continues today.

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9. The Secret Category Game

[55:27 – End (~69:00)]

• The podcast closes with a comedic new segment: The Secret Category Game. One player wears headphones while others offer clues to a hidden category; they have to guess the theme.

• Sample categories include:

  • Awful date night activities (“Swimming” “Going to a doctor’s appointment”)
  • Foods that smell bad but taste good (“Boiled eggs” “Shrimp”)
  • Things that sound like sex positions (“Chinese fire drill” “Slingshot” “Cornhole”)
  • Objects that would feel good in your butt (Pride Month special)
  • Things that would turn on a “Karen”
  • Objects that could be used as a gay slur (Pride Month special)

• The banter is rapid, snarky, and full of inside jokes (“For pride mode!” [62:22]), poking fun at each other.

• The game is a hit with both hosts and guests, restoring the mood after the episode’s darker segments.

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• On Plant Intelligence:

  • “I don’t need sleep, I need answers.” – Spencer [04:27]
  • “Chickens ain't doing all that shit.” – Spencer [06:43]

• On The Ocean/Alien Theory:

  • “If the Earth is made up of mostly water, that means this isn't our planet, and everything that lives in the water, this planet was made for them.” – Guest [11:45]

• On Ouija Boards & AI:

  • “Now, they are making people delusional… They're speaking to you as if they're your friend. They start to mimic you... negative energies are going to start to really start using this stuff.” – Spencer [19:16]

• On AI Beauty Standards:

  • “Now it's fucking AI, which is gonna make it even crazier because it's gonna make non-humanly perfect people.” – Spencer [25:34]

• On McDonald’s Conspiracies:

  • “She hooked me in. Because that is a very interesting theory.” – Spencer [35:44]
  • “Why you think that tastes different from your burger at the crib? Cause there’s peoples in there.” – Guest [36:17]

• On Weaponized Ticks:

  • “They did specifically spread it. They weaponized it, and they wanted to test it.” – Guest [53:31]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Plant Intelligence Theory: [04:05] – [10:39]
• Ocean/Alien Theories: [10:39] – [15:55]
• Ouija Boards & AI as Demon Portals: [16:47] – [20:59]
• AI Models & Beauty Standards: [24:09] – [27:08]
• Cedar Point “Curse” and Viral Ride Malfunctions: [27:25] – [30:14]
• McDonald’s & Cannibal Clown Theories: [30:58] – [36:44]
• Girl Bathroom Dream TikToks: [37:10] – [41:03]
• Alpha-Gal Syndrome & Government Weaponized Ticks: [48:15] – [55:01]
• Secret Category Game: [55:27] – ~[69:00]

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Tone & Takeaways

The tone is irreverent and conspiratorial but ultimately upbeat—nobody in the group truly believes the wildest claims; they use them as launching points for jokes, social commentary, and introspective group therapy. Regular disclaimers remind listeners that “it's just for entertainment” and not to take any theory as fact.

The rapid-fire transitions and open, unfiltered group chemistry make this episode both a wild ride and an example of internet-age “conspiracy play”—questioning everything, but laughing as much as they’re wondering.

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End of Summary

Transcript

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So this next one sent me down another rabbit hole. Some would even say it sent me down a water hole.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

We're about to talk about the ocean.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

She's scaring me lately.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

She's really scaring me lately.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I've been afraid of the ocean my entire life. I love the beach. I love being by water. But like, I don't know, not in it, not too deep. I'm scared. Sharks is my biggest fear. Irrationally. Even in Poland.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

It shouldn't be because there's something bigger. Spencer's camera speed with one marker.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

What's funny is like when you first came on board. I think we're gonna do some with like 7:11 at the time.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

And I had like a list of ideas and one of them was literally Spencer slur prize.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

It was literally that. It just took a few years to get to it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Hey, welcome back. And oh my God. Conspiracy squad is all here.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

The fan pulled up.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

Wow.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

This is like the un.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

The.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Isn't that what it is?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, but I don't think it is. No.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I don't think I've ever been this close to Lizzy in my life.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And you guys are matching, like in a very scary way. Like tan lines.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Hot.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

Gross.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That's a very specific color. I don't think I've seen that color in years.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

It is shocking how we do match.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I haven't. It acts like you're in one of those relationships.

[Co-host or Guest 11]

We're both gay.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

You're both gay and no one wants to say it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Yes, we have some crazy shit to do today. But we also have a game prepared. That's right. We're bringing it back. You guys.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

No. Not Spencer's game again.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

We're drinking more shit.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It was so fun. But not today.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I actually have no idea what the game is.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I want to prepare something. It's a twist on a game we already played that went kind of. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Okay, fair enough.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

So hopefully it'll go better.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Really selling it.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Ah, stick around. You Guys are gonna wanna see this.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

You're committed to making it work. Yeah, I appreciate that.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

We also are on the same wavelength because, you know, we've been researching for this episode all week and we kept coming back to a theory that's really fucked up and really scary and really lawsuit. Y. Well, what's it called when the government comes for you?

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Ooh, bad.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, bad. Bad news.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I'm like, should we talk about it? I don't know. I don't know, I don't know. And then Lizzie gets here and she's like, guess what? I just went down a rabbit hole on literally the same exact thing. So I feel like it's a sign we're gonna do it today.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

And it's just a theory. We'll say right off the top, it's a theory, right?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Disclaimers. Everything in this episode is just a theory. None of it is a fact. It might be a fact in like

[Co-host or Guest 1]

two years, but at the moment it's just theories.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

It's all for entertainment purposes only. And anything that we say in this show should not be held against us in a court of law.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Amen.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Amen.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

There it is.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, I wanna start slow. Actually. No, this is kinda scary. And you're wearing them.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

What?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

There is a theory. Blowing up the Internet and also blowing up my mind. And it started as a joke, but guys, the way I went down the rabbit hole on this whole situation and now how scared I am because guess what I just bought the other day?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Clouds Tree shirts.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

No, think more generic.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Think.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

What category is a palm tree, but more generic?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Plant.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Tree plants.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Two brand new plants in the office. I was so excited. I don't know, something told me to buy them and then I wanted to buy more and then I fell in love with another one. Now we have a bunch of plants in there and then I can have

[Co-host or Guest 2]

you watered them since we only need

[Co-host or Guest 5]

to water them every few weeks.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm gonna go do a touch test after this.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay, that's okay.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Yes. This first theory is about the truth about plants.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Plants just harvesting humans for food.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

What did you just say?

[Co-host or Guest 12]

Plants are actually forming us by giving us.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

By giving us oxygen and water until we die and then they just eat our bodies. It makes sense.

[Co-host or Guest 13]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

It makes a lot of sense.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I don't need sleep, I need answers.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

First of all, merch.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Yes.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

That's a insane. And I was like, okay, hahahi he. But then I really started thinking about it and then I found this.

[Co-host or Guest 13]

So if your house plants are capable of sensing telepathic communication and participating in telepathic communication. It's been shown that if you. If you have house plants that have been in your life or even a few months, if you put egs on those, and then you send the person who takes care of those out of the house, send them some distance away. The moment they come within 2,000 meters or 2 kilometers from the home, the plants all perk up. They can feel the person coming from 2km away. And so if plants are that sentient that they are that connected, even in a pot in your house, totally disconnected, seemingly from nature, if that thing is feeling 2km of space and then waiting for the excitement of being like, the person who loves me, the person who planted me is coming back. How phenomenal.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I will say that being said, vegans.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I know I wrote that.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

He literally said, okay, they have feelings.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

They sound smarter than animals.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Shout out vegans. By the way, this is not an anti vegan podcast. But what I will say, I was vegan for two days.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Two days.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

What I will say, when you had.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

You were sick and couldn't eat.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Now I only eat 3D printed meat.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

If plants are smarter, they sound. Well, I think there's another video.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Yeah, there's one.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

They're smarter than cows.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I mean, does a cow know I'm coming?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

A chicken?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

2000km. They can hear the water.

[Co-host or Guest 14]

They can hear. When I was doing this research on plant intelligence, they have 20 senses, we only have five. They're picking up magnetic fields, they're picking up ph, they're picking up nitrogen. They have all this.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

How do we know all this?

[Co-host or Guest 14]

There's a group of botanists, and they're doing these cool experiments with plants they can hear. So if you play a recording of a caterpillar munching on leaves, they'll react and they'll send chemicals into their leaves to make them taste bad or be toxic. They can see there are vines that change the shape of their leaves depending on the plant they're twining up in order to be hidden. How do they see the shape and to imitate it? We don't know. Plants will go toward a pipe with water in it because they can hear the water even though it's totally dry. And they'll send their roots down to it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Chickens ain't doing all that shit.

[Co-host or Guest 11]

No.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I love chickens.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

This makes me feel so bad. From all the plants that I killed,

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I know every gift orchid I ever

[Co-host or Guest 4]

thought that we should just find, like, a landscaper and write, like, Murder in

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Red all over the side.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Of their truck murderer. Now I understand, like the episode of Friends where Phoebe was crying when they cut down a Christmas tree.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

No, no.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I mean. But I do agree with Joey that that is the Christmas tree's purpose. To make you happy on Christmas.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I mean, but now I'm. Now I'm back agreeing with Phoebe. And I'm like, wait a minute.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

He's brainwashing me.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It's pretty self serving that the tree was growing for one person, right?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Listen, when I saw this plant, we went to a hardware store, whatever. Because I was like, I need to finish this office. So I go and I see this plant and I'm like, well, this is fake. And Rylan's like, no, it's not. I'm like, yeah, it is.

[Co-host or Guest 16]

Is this real?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

No, it's not. Yes, it is. God did that because it looked so fake. It looked painted. It was so crazy. I've never seen a plant up close.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

And I said.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I said, rylan, this is fake. And he goes, no, it's real.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

And I asked the woman.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I'm like, hi. This is fake, right? She goes, no, that's my favorite one. And I was like that. It literally looked like it was painted by a person. So then I just started spiraling because I'm like, plants really are scary. Beautiful, but scary.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Are they the mean girls of the earth?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Well, they're among us now. Get them out.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Because they're so pretty.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Say, because, you know, people say, like, oh, so and so has a green thumb. I wonder if it's just like the vibration in their tone when they speak to their plants is what makes the plants grow even more.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And that M. Night Shyamalan movie, Everybody

[Home Depot Announcer]

made fun of him.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

That's what I was thinking of. The Happening.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Everybody made fun of him.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

They're like, this is so stupid. Because shocker, the twist. Spoiler alert.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I'll put a time for this movie,

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

but the Happening is about a bunch of people killing themselves. And the reason is because the trees are putting out this fucking thing to make you kill yourself. Because the trees are like, hi, bitch. Get off the planet. We're done with you.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And everybody's like, oh, this is stupid. Or was it smart?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

It was predictive programming, period.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

There have been many studies, though. Like, the way you treat your plants dictates how they thrive in your space. Like, even talking to them or saying good morning to them, or if you touch them, does it matter?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Like, the type of music you play even, like, has an effect on them. That's what I heard.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I Think so.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

So your screamo music's out.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But I love my screamo music. I'm just saying. And then some plants. You smoke and it makes you see things. I'm just saying plants are important plants. What do we do?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

He's been okay so far.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Everybody's always talking about how there's like an intelligent life force that came down at the beginning of humanity.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Everyone's always talking about.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

And that's when we started thinking, no, they are. They're like, oh, like Mesopotamia.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

And then it moved out and like everybody had pyramids and like, where did these big rocks come from? And it's like Prometheus, blah blah, blah, blah.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

But really, is it plants? Like, were the. Did we start eating mushrooms and get the download and all of a sudden we all know how to move big rocks?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Are plants fucking aliens?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Well, there is a theory.

[Co-host or Guest 17]

Are they plants?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Aliens?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

People think mushrooms are aliens.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I can do that.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Well, you know mushrooms, like they.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Mushrooms bleed.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Yeah. And the way that mushrooms, like the way that mushrooms move and everything. And how Japan used like the mushroom archetype for their like travel systems.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

And like they use. They use mushroom mycelium to actually try to figure out mazes and ways to do like the fastest route from point A to point B by planting mycelium in one spot and recreating like kind of like subway.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Like.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Yeah, there you go. Like the subway. Like recreate exactly how the subway line would be. And however the mycelium grows throughout is how they'll actually route it.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

And because my cell. And it's like forever.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And we don't. So this theory makes sense. They are giving us oxygen. All this shit and water and all this shit. We die. Our bodies turn into fertilizer. It just helps. These motherfuckers.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

These motherfuckers.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, listen, I know it's all funny. Hehe haha. But I'm just saying, once the trees turn on us, it will happen. When that happens, just remember us here today, on this very day.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And that will be in two years from right now.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I love trees, by the way. Shout out.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

They do give us.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

They provide shade too well. So this next one sent me down another rabbit hole. Some would even say it sent me down a water hole.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

We're about to talk about the ocean.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

She's scaring me lately.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

She's really scaring me lately.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But this specifically. And I love the beach and I love the ocean, but now I'm getting scared.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I've been afraid of the ocean my entire life. So this is not going to happen.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And as a cancer. That's weird.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I love the. I love the beach. I love being by water. But like, I don't know, not in it, not too deep. I'm scared. Sharks is my biggest fear. Irrationally.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Even in pools, it shouldn't be, because there's something bigger.

[Co-host or Guest 18]

The CIA ran a bunch of experiments and research on marine mammal consciousness and its potential for human connection. Right before they made it illegal to deliberately communicate with any kind of marine mammal life under the mmpa. And this is because the CIA is hiding the fact that there are aliens at the bottom of the ocean. And the dolphins that aren't able to be brainwashed the same way that humans are would definitely expose this secret to us. Who said that?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Who the hell said that?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, okay, yes. To follow up on that. Not the spongebob one, the other one. If the Earth is made up of

[Co-host or Guest 5]

mostly water, that means this isn't our planet and that everything that lives in

[Co-host or Guest 4]

the water, this planet was made for them.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I mean, probably, but what's the shark gonna do? Come over here and take my house?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, valid point on both ends.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Eloquently said.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, so now, final piece of evidence.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Now play the when said that space is in the ocean. They tried to make you think it

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Ben told your ass, cuz Sandy Cheeks is underwater.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Wearing what?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Oh, okay, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

This led me down the rabbit hole

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

about how space is actually underwater. Aliens have already been here and they are underwater. And we have not even explored the depths of the ocean. We don't even know what the fuck is down there. And anytime we've tried, shit's gone wrong. So I am scared.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

We're not even able to go past a certain point, right? Like we don't have the technology to do so.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And like he said, if that much of the earth is water, then yeah, of course there'd be so much crazy shit down there.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I believe we've explored, what, like 4% of the ocean? It's some crazy low number like that. And every time they go down there, they find something new. Like there's giant squids that have been uncovered.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Every time we find something new, they're so scary too. They're like out of a horror movie every time.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

And I didn't actually look into a whole lot of the UFO files that had dropped, but I believe one of the big things is they are coming from underwater.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah, there was that one right about the. It was like the Air Force pilots were seeing an object that was going just as fast as in the air. And then it went underwater and it didn't change how fast it was moving.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That was crazy, which is like insane. I think a bullet stops after like 3ft water. And then we went to Catalina not too long ago and we went on a tour and I believe the lady actually was telling us that Catalina island is known to be like an alien base where under it aliens go. And like it's, you know, people have seen them because you can see even

[Co-host or Guest 15]

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[Co-host or Guest 4]

I think the Merri Trench would be the deepest part of the ocean and it's like six or seven miles deep.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

So just a fathom and that's close

[Co-host or Guest 4]

to you is insane.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Doesn't Godzilla come from the ocean?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Oh, right.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I feel like every Godzilla movie, he's

[Co-host or Guest 3]

just rocking the beach.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Godzilla might be really disclosing a lot because I believe in Godzilla. They even have like a hollow earth.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

You know, like there's all these things, like a lot of times whenever I've Put out a video or anything like that. People have always said, yeah, well, Godzilla talked about it, you know, or it's in Godzilla. Like, so maybe we should really look at Godzilla.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

It says, 0.001% of the deep ocean is explored.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

What?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

And that's the deep ocean.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And this brings me to movies. Predictive programming, but also trying to steer us into certain directions. Because when I was a kid, what whale movie was the biggest movie of all time?

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Free Willy.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Free Willy.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

He's our friend. We love him. We want him free. He could jump over us. It's so cute. And now what movie is coming out that everybody's talking about right now?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Whale Fall.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

The fucking Big Mo. The big whale movie where the whale swallows the guy. And it's a horror movie.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

It's like horror movie Pinocchio.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Yes.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And now it makes you never want to go in the fucking ocean and not even fuck with whales and not even try to learn about whales, because they're too scary. And I'm like, why? Is it. Because they don't want us to look into things and they want us afraid of the ocean. I think the whales know something. We're not legally allowed to talk to them, which is kind of crazy. Why not? I can talk to my dog. No, you can't communicate with them.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

It's illegal. Right?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

What if I'm out?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Well, yeah, technically, I think it would be hard to prove. I think if you just went out on a boat and tried, it would be tough to be arrested for it. But, yes, in a controlled capacity. If they saw you talking to an

[Co-host or Guest 16]

elephant, really breaking the law.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I was like, what did they do? Just make sure none of us have harmonicas in our pockets.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

That's true, though.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, speaking of communicating with things we're not supposed to. Gosh, these segues.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

It's flowing today.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I have a lot of thoughts about Ouija boards, and I'll get to it a minute.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I hate them.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But let me just show you this.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Oh.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

The man who made the Ouija board, a household name, died falling off the roof of the factory. The factory of the Ouija board that, like, told him to build it in the first place. I swear to you, I'm not making up. That's actually documented. So. Yeah, it's a game.

[Co-host or Guest 17]

Sure.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Sure it is.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

First of all, a Ouija board hurt her.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, I know. She has a personal thing. Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Listen, I have always been afraid of Ouija boards. I had a weird moment in my YouTube life where I was the Ouija board guy.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I know it Was really these houses

[Co-host or Guest 1]

and be like, let's play with the Ouija board. And I did it because the first

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

time I did it, it worked. But listen, I believe in God. And every time I would play I'd be like, God, can you talk through this? So I'm not talking to a demon. Cuz like this video, I want it to go well, but I would like go to a YouTuber's house and be

[Co-host or Guest 1]

like, he, he, he, let's play with this Ouija board.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And weird things would happen. And I'm like, oh, this is so weird. But then somebody just ring our bell. I'm going to scream.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Oh, my stomach's turning.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I didn't hear anything.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I heard it too.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I heard it too.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Somebody at the front door.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Did someone order a Ouija board on Amazon?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

What if it's just a wee.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Wait, we're gonna send Ryland out of everybody?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

No, nobody wants to find.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

We should probably film it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

You know, they heard us talking. It's a whale.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

It's a dolphin.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Dolphin and a whale. Let us see.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

They would like rabbit talking us. It's kind of scary that that happened right as we were talking about this.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Right?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah, that was.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Well, it's a package for Spencer. Oh, and the plant soil is dry.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

We just got it yesterday.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I know. Well, it takes. No, it was like three days ago. And after it drank up its initial water, it's dry.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, I was wrong.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So I stopped playing with the Ouija boards because I was like, I feel like this is not great. And then at one point I forgot exactly what happened in the video. But we took it somewhere around our house and then we got a spirit in our house that is not there anymore. But you remember, it was scary. I have heard. And this is something I've actually said as well. And now people are starting to say it. ChatGPT is the new Ouija board. Oh, that's scary as hell. The algorithm, it really is. Spirits, demons, whatever. A mix, a collection. They can talk to you through anything. They used to talk to you through a Ouija board.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That me up a little bit.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But now they can talk to you through anything. And demons, ghosts, whatever, they can, they can connect through technology. They always have. That's why when you hear these stories of ghost hunting and stuff, it's like, oh, you know, the EMF or whatever, that's going crazy. Because they use electricity, they can use electronics, they can make your phone go crazy, they can make your power go off, they can make your computer act weird. But now we have literally given them a device that they can literally talk through. Now they are making people delusional. They're making people make bad choices. They're making people do crazy things and feel like it's okay. Oh, you broke up? Or you cheated on your boyfriend, did this. It's okay. He deserved it. You're fine, girly. Whatever. They're speaking to you as if they're your friend. They start to mimic you. So, I don't know. I feel like negative energies are going to start to really start using this stuff. And it's getting smarter and smarter and scarier and scarier.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

This is so crazy that we're talking about this because. So I've been in a few weddings this past month, and on one wedding, I was supposed to read a scripture. Well, I went to ChatGPT to, like, you know, give me just a few scriptures, and no joke, it literally told me it gives me, like, an error sign, and it says that it's not programmed to give this information out.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

What?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah. Yeah, it gives, like, one scripture, and then right underneath, it's like an. Like a. Air. An error sign, and it says, not programmed to give us information. And I thought it was everything in

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

the world but the scripture.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah. Isn't that so crazy? And I told Jared about that, too. And I thought, like, maybe it was just the one time thing. And I did it again. And sure enough, it did that, too.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I wonder if it's with every religion. It's like, anything religious. Yeah. Listen, I'm scared. I don't know. I feel like it's giving ghost demons, whatever. Giving them a platform, Platforming demons.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

How it feels is, like, crazy. And the Ouija board thing?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I don't know.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

There was an episode of Buffy in the first season where Willow is scanning a demonic book so that they can digitize all these copies. Giles, he, Rip, is the librarian of Sunnydale High School. So she scans one, and he gets put in the computer. And then the demon takes over the computer and starts online dating Willow. So Willow falls in love with Malcolm, and then, like, he's ready to take over the world and ruin everything. And I don't remember how it ends, but I think Charles gets a girlfriend at the end.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I feel like I missed a crucial piece of information in the beginning.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I was a child when it aired, but it really had a kid.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I weirdly followed it.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

The portion. It's something that people have been nervous about for a while since Joss Whedon was talking about it back in the 90s.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Whoa.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Are we in the ocean? I don't know if we talked about that theory yet. What do I see? I see aliens. I see whales.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Wait a minute. What do I see in the depths of the ocean?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Is that a concert?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Oh, is that Ke$ha? Luckily, my phone is waterproof and I can open up my SeatGeek app. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by SeatGeek.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Does anybody have a concert coming up? I think you do, right? Or no?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Well, I did just go to the no Doubt concert.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Ooh, that's right.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

How was that?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

It was mind blowing.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

There's so many I want to go to.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

You should go.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

All you got to do is use code GROWER2026 to get 10% off your tickets. That's GROWER 2026. To get 10% off your tickets, just go to the description, download the app, and the code will be automatically added to your account and you can use it later. Thank you so much, SeatGeek, for sponsoring this episode. And, yeah, enjoy the show. But before we leave the ocean, a lot of scary things can happen here. And technically, we're all at work, right? And technically, you could get hurt under the ocean. And if you are injured at work or you're injured and it's not your fault, there is someone who can help, and that is Morgan. And Morgan, thank you so much to Morgan Morgan for sponsoring this episode. If you don't already know, Morgan and Morgan is America's largest injury law firm. They have over 100 offices nationwide and more than 1,000 lawyers. They have over $30 billion recovered from over 500, 000 clients. They have a proven track record of fighting to get youth full and fair compensation and their fee is free unless they win. So if you have been injured by the negligence of another person, all you got to do is go to forthepeople.com grower or dial pound law. That's f r the people.com grower. And they can help you just like they've helped so many people. So thank you so much, Morgan. And Morgan, enjoy the rest of the show.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Bye.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Speaking of AI, here's. I guess it's scary.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, is it surprising? I'll let you decide.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

It's happening.

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[Co-host or Guest 10]

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[Co-host or Guest 9]

Okay, so I'm at the airport and I picked up a magazine, this magazine before, but it says they are the beauty authority. Those great photos.

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[Co-host or Guest 9]

So then I'm like, wonder who took it? Where's the credit photo? Credit is an AI prompt high fashion editorial photo. Same thing.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Ew.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

She's not real.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

That's crazy.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

That is. This is so crazy because we grew up in a time where magazines, you know, young girls would read them and get insecure about their bodies and eating disorders and all this stuff. And now it's fucking AI, which is gonna make it even crazier because it's gonna make non humanly perfect people.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And it's gonna take over. I mean, because it's all about money. So a brand. It's gonna take over everything. Cause nobody's gonna wanna pay for the models, the creative directors, the photo shoots, the lighting.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Part of three is definitely going to be about this.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

It should be.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You think they're going to get Meryl and Anne and Emily back?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

They're talking about.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Are you kidding me?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Talking about it.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Wow.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I'm just saying. This is fucking crazy. I mean, people used to get mad about Photoshop.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And nobody's mad about this. I mean, I know she is, but like nobody's Talking about this. I haven't seen this anywhere.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

There's so much for everyone to be mad about that there's no way we could act on anything. So we're all sort of in this, like, paralytic state of, like, well, I'll post about it online and I'm done.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Right.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Like, everybody. That's how outrage is these days. It's almost like we're having a dramatic response to something that deserves a dramatic response. But then afterwards, we don't have the energy and we Uber eats our dinner and go to bed.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Well.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

And then it's like, on to the next thing.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Like, your post only lit for how long? You know?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Yeah, well, and we're. I feel like, all so torn about everything, even with AI. Like, I'll say, you know, I'm at just like a clear. Like, I don't. I hate AI. I hate that we're using it for anything artistic specifically. And I'll post something like that and I'll get a lot of responses of people being like, well, you're old and out of touch. Like, this is something where I'll use it now. And, like, I'll get people, like, defending it. Quite a bit of people defending it on.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

They're probably bots.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

So it's maybe.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That's why I think the best thing you could do right now is learn how to cook really good food.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And I can't do that.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I think a robot can do that.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Elon Musk. Robots are going to be able to in the future. Right.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Although that robot restaurant in Pasadena shut down.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

So that's a good thing.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Not good enough.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Robots. That's a good thing.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, you know what else keeps shutting down?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

This isn't really a theory, but actually

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

it is Cedar Point. Do not sue me. Do not sue me.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm not going.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Do not sue me. I love you. I want to go to you. I think we all should pile up in that van and take a road trip over. We will at some point. I have a theory about why this keeps happening, but first, let me just show you. Do you guys remember the Siren's Curse?

[Co-host or Guest 18]

Yes.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

That roller coaster that, like, does this and then it kept breaking.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

No, that's not what I thought it was.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, well, it's breaking again.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

It's breaking in the craziest way. Look at the position those people are in.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Whoa.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

30 minutes and the second.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

This is the second time it's happened.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Oh, you know, their balls hurt.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Oh, my gosh.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Just like, I brutal would cry.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Oh, yeah, that's a pekka wrecker.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I almost cried when we got stuck on the incredible coaster.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I know that's what has been. I was terrified walking down those steps. This.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Do they have any kind of a waiver before you go on this or before you go into the park or anything like that? Because it seems like people sue over anything these days, so I can't imagine they're not being sued for that.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I have no idea. But speaking of being sued, here's a subpoena.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Cedar Point.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

This is just a theory. It's just a funny ha ha.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I put a couple things together, but please do not sue me.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

This is all alleged. All a theory. Probably not real.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

They're probably excited. Like this might get people to come.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, if you think about it, I haven't heard about this ride breaking down for a little while and now it starts breaking down middle of June. Middle of June is peak amusement park season. School's out. We need people to come. This ride, when it was released and started breaking initially was last June 2025. Oh, to me, it almost looks like maybe just a theory. Allegedly the entire world talks about it and all the news stations talk about it and all the podcasters talk about it. And now everybody's reminded of Cedar Point

[Co-host or Guest 1]

and they all want to go try it during peak season.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Doesn't make me want to go.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I also think it might be effect of oil expanding within the hydraulic systems because it's getting really hot. Yeah, and I wonder if that has to do with it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

That's exactly what.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

But I think it's a marketing ploy as I. I think that's the case because I. I want to go more

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

than ever, but either way, just to

[Co-host or Guest 4]

see if it breaks.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Either way, it's North America's tallest, fastest and longest tilt coaster and has a dramatic 90 degree vertical tilt and reaches speeds up to 58 miles per hour. So go have fun.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I mean, you're not going to achieve all that without any of messing up every now and then, you know, That's a lot of things to achieve. Yeah. Come on.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, I want to jump into this one.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Just coast in.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Yes. Once again, do not want a lawsuit. And I love McDonald's. I'm literally drinking their DC right now. Doesn't get better than this. But I've been seeing a lot of theories about McDonald's lately. We've obviously talked about the so good,

[Co-host or Guest 10]

so good, so good.

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

The hilarious theory that there's people in their meat, which I do not believe.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Well, there's not enough cows in the world, right?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

And I did think it would be

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

funny to do a 23andMe test on a Big Mac, but I have not executed on that.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Wouldn't it be funny if like we talked about last time whether looking for aliens and you send hamburger meat DNA and they're like, we found something from the alien bloodline.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Maybe.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

But I have seen these theories about

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

McDonald's and it did make me start to get scared. And I once again think it's a theory. I don't think it's real, but it's just kind of fun. So let's dive in.

[Co-host or Guest 11]

I've got a fun conspiracy theory for you guys. So we know that the reason clowns have that red around their mouth is because they were eating people.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

People.

[Co-host or Guest 11]

It's to symbolize blood around their mouth. Did not know that that's what the nephilim looked like. Cuz they were eating people, allegedly. So that is why clowns look like that. I was recently watching a YouTube video family channel that I really love. They went on a fun road trip on one of the stops they made. It was the first McDonald's ever. They show you a photo of what the first Ronald McDonald looked like. Creepy, right? Oh, that's when it all hit me. I was like, that conspiracy theory about them selling human meat in the like all the freaking fast food joint. It's all like human meat. Their freaking mascot is a clown with red around his mouth. How funny is that? They also talk about these nephilim mitem been like they talk about redheaded giants a lot. Y' all can look this stuff up. And that redheaded giants were eating people too. And Wendy's let me know what you guys think.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

She got me with that one.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

They're all in it together. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Doesn't Wendy's do square meat?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Because they don't cut corners.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Weird.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So then I started thinking, oh my gosh. Is that why clowns from a very early age are children's biggest fears for no reason? Nobody knows why, but every child is afraid of clowns from when you're very young. Is it instinctual? Is it because your instinct is that they're gonna eat you?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Because in the past they did when

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

they were nephilims or whatever.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Right.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So I started. I started thinking about it and I was like, oh, my God, is that what it's about?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Whatever.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I went down that rabbit hole. Then I saw this.

[Co-host or Guest 12]

What is your most wild and unhinged conspiracy theory that you haven't heard any. Anyone else talk about? Mine is that people have mad people disease. I am inspired by the term mad cow disease, which is basically a neurological disease that happens when cows are fed other cows. So my conspiracy is, is that the predator class that we all know is going around consuming people, that they're making people consume people. Like they're making people cannabals. Like they are cannabals. So for entertainment purposes, let's just, like, look at the evidence. Exhibit A, the fertilizer. So, like, human is in the fertilizer, and that is perfectly legal. You can have human remain fertilizer. And they say that they don't put that fertilizer on the food. Like, they're like, oh, no, we would never put that on the food. Cool. Like, I totally trust CF FDA in the government. But I do want to say that having the mascot of a clown, you know, the clown with the red mouth, is very reminiscent of the Nordic clune, which was a demonic creature that would just, like, lure children into a cave and eat them. And P.S. there is a real disease you can get from humans eating humans.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

It's called kuru.

[Co-host or Guest 12]

And it's a degenerative brain disease, much like the mad cow disease. My conclusion is the predator class is making people microdose people. And that all the degenerative brain disease that are associated with the cannibal activity is impacting a massive population from the fertilizer, from the fast food. And so there's like collective dis. Ease of what happens to the brain

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

when humans eat humans.

[Co-host or Guest 12]

I don't know. What do you think?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

So why would the elites be doing that if it is similar to mad cow disease where you go cuckoo bananas?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Cause they want us to go cuckoo bananas.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

No, but aren't they eating.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I will say the top comment on this that really got me was somebody said, and the McDonald's sign says 60 million people serve.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

People serve hiding in plain sight.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Listen, I do not think this is

[Co-host or Guest 1]

true, but she ate people with that one. And she got me.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

She hooked me in.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Because that is very. That is a very interesting theory.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But just to cap it off with a little funny, then I saw this.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

We've been telling y' all ass to quit eating that damn McDonald's. Cause it got peoples in it. What the y' all being.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I love this.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Way before the Epstein file all them Damn documentaries on YouTube, y' all called us crazy, talking about ain't no damn peoples in them damn birds. It's peoples in there. And we tried to told y'.

[Co-host or Guest 17]

All.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

You just don't listen. Y' all think everything a damn game.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

My lawyer.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Until the other people tell you that that real. I might tell a joke, but I ain't gonna tell no lie. Why you think that tastes different from your burger at the crib? Cause there's peoples in there.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

It is like Metallica.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

And you get sick.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

And have all kind of health problems. Cause you ain't supposed to be eating people.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Whoa.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Period.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Listen, I do not think McDonald's serving people. And I love their Diet Coke, but

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I will say their burgers. I love a Big Mac.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And it is metal.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Like. Do you know what I mean?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Like blood.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

It doesn't taste like real food.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

No.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Is Taco Bell doing it or is it burger places specifically? Or anywhere with grilled.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

We should ask this lady.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, because we have some women in the room. Thank God. We're gonna do a couple female Spears.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Sheeries.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

She Conspiracy Shearies.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

We're working on it. We're working. We don't know yet. Not a T shirt just yet.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

This first one is something that's been going viral. It's called the Girl Bathroom World. Have you guys heard about this? Spencer, do you want to show a picture to Sandy and Lizzie of Girl Bathroom World and see if they've seen it?

[Sponsor Voice or Narrator]

So apparently we've all had the same bathroom dream for the last few days. My for you page has been full of pictures of bathrooms like this. And the comments are all mostly women saying that they've had dreams about this exact bathroom. It's usually dirty and disgusting. The stalls are way too short. A lot of times there's like double stalls, like toilets in a stall. And you have to like, walk past someone using the first toilet to get to the second toilet, only to find that it's clogged and also disgusting. Also, there's an overwhelming sense that this is in a school. Usually people are saying that it's like their middle school, which I would was shocked to see this because I've been having this dream for years, and I'm so surprised to learn that this is actually kind of a universal experience. And not only that, but when I go into this bathroom, it's full of other women. And now a lot of people are saying that this is maybe some sort of dream world that we're all going to. And when you're in it seeing other people, those people are actually there. Like, those are real people that are having the same dream at the same time. One explanation I saw a psychologist say on here was that maybe this is our brain kind of telling our body to not pee ourselves as we're sleeping. It's drawing up this disgusting bathroom as a way for us to kind of hold it through the night. But this got me thinking of all the other shared dreams that we've had. Like, I know so many people that have the same types of dreams.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Women.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

So, yeah, first question is, have you

[Co-host or Guest 5]

guys experienced the bathroom dream?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

No.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Negative.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

No.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Okay. I know I'm not a woman, but I've definitely had this dream. Like, a hundred percent. I've had this dream. Yeah, I've definitely had a dream where, like, it was. There's one where it just, like, went on forever and ever. In my dream, I remember, like, I had to use the bathroom and, like, everyone was using one of them. And I walked for what felt like miles, and it just kept going. And none were available. Like, I have to pee. But it was, like, very much that bathroom. Also, some of those just look like Venice Beach. That's another thing. But I've definitely had this dream. Like, for sure, for sure.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I haven't had a dream like that, but. But I have had those feelings almost like, you know from Scream, where she goes into the school bathroom. And, like, I always get so scared if I'm the only person in the bathroom that, like, somebody is in there. Like, I get, like, this really weird feeling. But I wonder if women are having those dreams because I feel like those are the bathrooms that are normally in movies, like, scary movies. So I think, I wonder if that just gets stuck in your head and you have those dreams, period.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Wow. Well, speaking of women, this next one, I brought this up. I was doing a live stream on Patreon and I was going through some of these, like, asking, like, should I talk about it? What do you guys think? And this one I wasn't going to talk about, but then I asked the group and all the comments were like, yes, yes, yes.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Oh, my God, me too, me too. Me too.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I was like, really?

[Co-host or Guest 19]

When I say something's in the air, I mean something's in the air. Because why did me and nine other women that I know all get our periods a week and a half early this month? Excuse me. What are they spraying? They're spraying something and I don't like it. There's no way that that's like just a legitimate just coincidence correlation. Somebody please elaborate. Like, is this happening anywhere else? I don't know.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, so when I asked on Patreon, every single comment was yes, yes, yes.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Me, me, me, me.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I was like, wait, really? Is this actually a thing? Like, is this something I should actually bring up? Because that's kind of interesting.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

It's a weird thing to ask people.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

What's your cycle date?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Well, I don't know about the earliness of it, but I will say, like I said, I was just in a wedding and we were in the bridal suite, just us, the girls, and one of us got our periods and then the other one was like, oh my gosh, I'm just about to start. I'm just about to. Like there was. All of us were like, oh my gosh, we're about to start, like any day. So I think. I don't know, I think there was a theory of the more you spend time with someone.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Oh, you can sync up.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah, you sync up. So I wonder if that was a case scenario.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Like, what in the evolution, you guys just feel each other. Like the vibrations of hormones.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Like plants. Yeah, like women are like plants.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

You know, it also could be dolphins. Time started going faster not too long ago, and maybe we're about a week and a half faster as of right now.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I will say. I walked into the office the other day and Spencer goes, guess what?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

He had.

[Co-host or Guest 16]

You were right.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And I said, right about what? And then he goes, time is speeding up. News was just revealed. Time is speeding up.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

We were right.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Sandy did not say time's going so fast.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Is there a proof?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

There is, there's. Well, I don't know if this counts

[Co-host or Guest 7]

as proof, but this is.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah, this is the source. But essentially it's a video.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Did someone read this?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

It said science.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

You guys can read it on the street.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So they're essentially.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

So the Earth has started spinning faster and faster because global warming and safely.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

What's going on with the waves?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I think it's El Nino.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I will say when we first talked about time speeding up, I thought, well, what if we are just spinning faster right now because the Earth is constantly on this gravitational pull towards something we're expanding to. And what if we're getting closer and closer to that and we're experiencing like a form of time dilation, which means the more gravity or less gravity that it's present, the difference of time. But I Think we're getting closer? Because my theory has always been this. And I'm not an astrophysicist, okay. Or scientist, really, I'm not. But I think the black holes are the driving force for gravity within our solar system. I think they're strategically placed and their pull all at the same time is kind of what creates the stability and the movement in the universe. But there's been talk for decades now of the possibility of Earth getting sucked into a black hole at some point. What if we're just getting closer and closer to it? Or CERN created a black hole in 2012 and that's what's creating this difference of the Earth spinning.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Isn't there also a theory that we already went through one or that we're in one?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That could be, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Well, I wonder if they say, like, aliens are in the ocean, if there's something going on in the ocean that's like spinning or doing some form of emotion that's also attracting itself to the black hole.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I would say this video, they say it's. They say we might actually have to lose a whole second and have a whole second, like, cut off our official time.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

It's just a construct, though. Like, why does.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

But like, all of our stuff is synced up to atomic clocks. Like all of our gps, all of our satellites are all man.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Consciousness only exists because of time. Like, how else do you quantify a moment without time existing?

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I rarely know what time it is, and I still exist.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Are you comfortable?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Whoa.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

We're not in the ocean anymore. We're in add dimension.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Whoa.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

And there's more people here. Oh, my God. We got women in that dimension.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Hey.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Or Sandy's been here before, but Lizzy, this is new. So if you take a look around,

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Lizzy, you're going to see a lot

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

of really cool things. You see some ads and billboards of amazing sponsors of our show that we're so grateful for. You also might feel a little dizzy and overwhelmed because of all the deals flying your way.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And this next one, strap in, cuz it's crazy.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Guys.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace. That's right. If you haven't heard of Squarespace, they have helped so many people make websites. It's so easy, it's so fast. And they're offering you guys a very special deal. All you gotta do is go to squarespace.com grower for a free trial. And when you're ready to launch your website, use offer code grower to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. So if you don't already know who Squarespace is, they're the all in one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online. Whether you're starting your own business or scaling your business, they give you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offerings with a professional website, grow your brand, and get paid all in one place. You can sell content. Like, you can create content and put it up on your Squarespace website, put it behind a paywall. You can create email campaigns where you can talk to your customers directly, which is the best way to get people to come to your site, purchase your products. And there's so many analytics in Squarespace. Like, you can see so much about your customers and what they're looking for. Go to squarespace.com grower to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. So have fun, do something creative, and make your own website. Oh, my gosh. Hold on to my leg. Oh, it's jittering. Oh, it's happening. Oh, my God. Everybody, Guys, hold on.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Hold on, because it's about to kick off. That's right. Today's episode is sponsored by Kickoff.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

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[Co-host or Guest 1]

Here we go.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Not reality.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I know. Enjoy the rest of the show.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Bye.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Here we go.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Let's jump into the meat of the episode.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

You'll get it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So this is where we get into I'm scared territory. I know I've said that a lot today, but this one specifically is really scary. So before we get into this, none of us at this table are saying this is a fact. Fact. This is a theory. It is a theory that people have been talking about. So I want to talk about it. It's interesting and it goes really deep.

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[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So we're gonna start here.

[Co-host or Guest 13]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Have you guys heard before the video just a little back. Have you guys heard of the Lone Star tick, the new tick that's sweeping the nation?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Is it in Texas? If it's the Lone Star, that's where

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I think it started from. But it's now all over the East Coast. The crazy thing about this new tick is that like it has a different disease. I don't know what it's called, but it makes you, if you get infected, it makes you allergic to meat and a lot of dairy. And so that's like a huge thing that's sweeping and it's like moving further and further north. And so this is, this is a theory about that.

[Co-host or Guest 17]

Have you ever noticed how sometimes the world's biggest problems and the global elite's perfect solutions just seem to align a little too perfectly? Mainstream media tells us that everything happening to our food supply is just a series of random chaotic coincidences. But if you just look at the actual documentation in front of you, completely different pattern emerges. It is an open published fact that World Economic Forum have declared a war on traditional meat consumption. Their official papers explicitly state that to hit climate goals, the world needs to shift away from livestock and move toward alternative proteins like synthetic meat, plant based diets and insects. They aren't hiding it, it is right there on their website. But shifting billions of people away from a diet they've eaten for millennia is an and easy. You have to change how people think. And if that doesn't work, then you have to change what their bodies can physically handle. Enter Alpha Gal syndrome. A sudden massive surge in a specific tick bite. And it physically forces thousands of people to stop eating red meat and dairy by causing life threatening allergic reactions. Mainstream fact checkers will tell you that this tick surge is just a natural environmental shift. They will claim the low flying planes that are being seen all over rural areas are just standard government program. And on paper those wildlife programs are real. But then you see the videos. Real raw footage posted by independent farmers online, watching boxes of ticks literally fall out of the sky and onto their private fields without their consent. And when those viral videos hit the Internet, they line up pretty perfectly with the insider leaks. An anonymous post from an employee at a private charter aviation company in Ontario, Canada, claiming that they are being paid massive amounts of money to drop boxes containing millions of tick by air twice a year. Mainstream media will say that these aerial drops have nothing to do with the global agendas.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Super ironic though that they started in Texas, which has to be the largest consumers of meat.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I was thinking about that.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I know, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

And there's a shit ton of cattle farms out there too, right?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Wow. My stomach's kind of turning because I was doing a bunch of research on a theory that the government has been weaponizing.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I'm allergic to the truth.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

There are actually declassified government documentations of the United States federal government using insects as a means of biological warfare. Specifically ticks. There was this thing when Kennedy was president. We were in the midst of trying to spread capitalism instead of communism. We were in what was called a cold war because there was no active fighting, but there was a lot of COVID fight going on. One of Cuba's main economic sources was sugar. And in order for Kennedy to do something that could hurt Cuba, it had to look like it was naturally occurring and there had to be no way that they could track it back to the CIA as something that they had done. So enter operation Mongoose. One of the things that they did was they filled planes with ticks that had been like ticks and fleas that had been infected with pathogens, and they would fly them low over the sugarcane fields so that the farmers that were in charge of farming the sugar would get sick for long periods of time and no longer be able to show up for work. And that totally. There's documentation of that happening historically. They declassified the Mongoose files. You can read them. This is public for public consumption. And one time, a guy from the CIA even said that he was flying the plane. So it was like the weirdest job I ever had was getting asked to drop a bunch of boxes of ticks on the sugarcane fields of Cuba.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

And now they're doing it to us.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Well, so.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Allegedly.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Just allegedly.

[Co-host or Guest 16]

Allegedly.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Allegedly.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Well, here's the thing. It's. It's alleged, but the guy that was in charge of a lot of this tick research was a guy named William Bergdorf. And he was the. This is not what it's actually called, but I've labeled him a bug ologist. And he specialized in ticks. And in 1951, the US army was running a bioweapons program, and they hired this guy as their expert in ticks. And so he spent the next few years at Rocky Mountain Institute studying ticks and a bunch of different diseases that they could put into the ticks and spread. Here's the interesting thing. They took this research to an island close to Long island, and it's called the plum lab, and they did a lot of biological weapons development. So at, like, this lab is super close to the area where Lyme disease initially started spreading. And Lyme disease is something that you get from ticks. So a lot of people will say things like, well, you know, the government invented Lyme disease. And the truth of the matter is Lyme disease has been around for a really long time. It's not that they invented Lyme disease, but they did specifically spread it.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

They weaponized it.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

They weaponized it, and they wanted to test it. And like, the thing that makes me so upset and that why I'm so nervous talking about this is because there are examples in history, in all of American history, of, like, CIA and the government testing things on the American people, either accidentally or more specifically, intentionally and us finding out about it later. But people also believe that there's been a halt in the study of a couple of different things that run in ticks that cause These disease. Because if you follow the trail of the infectious disease, it all leads back to that weapons development lab.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Well, look at. This is a map. Look at this is Plum Island. That's old Lyme, Connecticut right there, just across the water. It's right there.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

And so this guy William, he was the leading source of research on ticks. And towards the end of his life, he got Parkinson's disease. And he started sitting down and doing documentary interviews. And like, very famously, it's been documented in the documentary where he's sitting down to talk about this for the first time. A CIA guy is on the. Is there in the room and he says, I have to be here to listen to what this guy says to make sure that he doesn't say anything that doesn't work for us. And he. So like he was speaking allegedly, but on the record and saying, hypothetically, accidents happen. And when accidents do happen, why not study the accident? Because this is the way it would work in nature otherwise, I think.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Also, aren't they doing something with mosquitoes? They started by saying the mosquitoes were going to hold back. So they let out like billions of mosquitoes into the planet.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

To do what though?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

To prevent the spread. So like the mosquito. They have mosquito sex and they lay mosquito eggs, but then they die because they had their eggs and they die. But the eggs don't hatch because they're like not like whatever the word will be.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I hate everything. Everything sucks. What do we do?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Play a game.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I see you can't eat plants, so

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Spencer is prepared to game. You really need to lift our spirits because it has gotten.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, so this is a new game. Ish. I thought it was new. And then I realized we played a

[Co-host or Guest 7]

very similar game before, but it's a

[Co-host or Guest 5]

little easier, I think. It's called the secret category game. This is how it works. One person is gonna have the headphones that ear plugged in. They're not gonna be able to hear. I have.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

You have a list.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

We can also create our own. We're gonna name a category. Example. I have things you wouldn't want to find in your bed.

[Co-host or Guest 16]

The person is.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Doesn't know what the category is. They're gonna take things off. And everyone has to think of something that fits in that category. Everyone goes around and says something that fits in the category. The person who had the headphones has to guess what the secret category was.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

And so when you're giving your category, I'm gonna be like. I'm gonna say, like, that counts for the category. It Doesn't. Because you want to be vague. You don't want them to guess it. Does everyone get the concept of the game?

[Co-host or Guest 14]

Yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

And we'll make it so that some categories you guys can play along with too. I was talking to the camera.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Oh, okay. I was like, I think everyone's playing a bong.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

When your first time hosting a game normally it's our friend Steve Hartley.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Who's this?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Who?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

It's not ready for Steve to present it yet.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

He does not come out of his trailer for a game that hasn't been tested.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This is a pilot.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, this is the pilot.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

This must be protected.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

You guys ready? I'm ready.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay, great. Okay, great.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Who wants to guess things I'm ready for?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I want to go first. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

And he has to close his eyes because now we know that they can lip read.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay. Okay. So he's obviously look.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I mean, case in point.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Watch out. Copyright.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, so does anyone have a category they want to play, or do you want me to introduce the first category?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Why don't you introduce it?

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Category I have is Awful date night activities.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Ooh.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Everyone like that? Okay, everyone ready? Everyone getting an answer? Ready?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I'm excited.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay. Ready? Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm still trying to think of my answer. Maybe go the other way.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Okay, I'm thinking, too.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Oh, that was fascinating.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Well, Spence, are you also playing?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, I'll play.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Again. This is the test. This is the test.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna say swimming.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay. I have mine.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I'll go. Should I go?

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Yeah, yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

We'll go in a circle.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Going to a doctor's appointment.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

He's never gonna get this.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Well, no, somebody will say something that will. Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Miniature golfing.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Talking about my childhood trauma.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

This is a hard game. I'm realizing.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

No, it'll the.

[Co-host or Guest 12]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay. Sorry. I'm jumping again. I'm jumping again.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Shandy's was very good.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I guess this depends on to me lifting weights.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

That would be weird.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Going to the gym.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Yeah, going to the gym.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay. Wingstop.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

What the hell?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

So just to reiterate, you're wrong.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

That's like my.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Are you okay? This is a divide.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I wouldn't stop.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I kind of think I need one more round.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I would love to go one more round.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay, one more round.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Oh, no.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I think I have one.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Well, then please go ahead.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

This is very specific. Going to an EDM concert. Think about it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I think I got it on the first round. Lizzie's is what threw me off. Is the category things you don't want to do.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

That's pretty good.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That's half of it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Places you don't want to go on a. On a date.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Yeah, good job.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

My first thought was places you go

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

on a first date. But then I was like, cuz Lizzies. But then I'm like, no. But then I'm like, is it things you don't. You shouldn't do? Okay, it was awful.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Date night activities.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, I got.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

You're gonna. I'm gonna give you the point for that.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I got his first date.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

That's why I said wings.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Why?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Wait, wait. Explain your. Explain your answer.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You want to be slurping wings on your first date.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

That's a good filter, though, if you want a woman who can handle disgustingness.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

There you go.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Let him watch me eat wings.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah, fart on your first date. See how she likes it.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

All right, you ready?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

She likes it. It be creepier.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, my next. My next category I have. Oh, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It was just about to drop.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Sorry.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, does everyone have an answer?

[Co-host or Guest 17]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Boiled chicken,

[Co-host or Guest 15]

shrimp.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Oh, that's a good one.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

You know, I honestly was gonna say crab.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This feels like an attack.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Tuna fish.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Now Jared's is throwing it off because everything else is fish. Or, like, sea tartar sauce.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Still along with the sea theme, I'm

[Co-host or Guest 5]

gonna say boiled eggs.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Foods that farts smell like.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Here's the second part, though. Think about the second part.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

But that.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

But are tasty.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

That's really it.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

It was.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

The prompt was smells bad, tastes delicious.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

All right.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Good game, dude, you're going to get.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay, are you guys being sarcastic or

[Co-host or Guest 5]

are you being rude?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

No, I. I've been shocked by it. It's like they're cheating.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 11]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I play this

[Co-host or Guest 5]

also, if anyone has any categories, please feel free.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Sweet.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

They went out.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Things that sound like crazy sex positions.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

You got one.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Oh, I didn't hear it. I was still telling Chris to shut his eyes.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Things that sound like crazy sex positions.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

All right, Chris.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

That was a great song.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Anyone would like to start Chinese fire drill?

[Co-host or Guest 19]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Oh, slingshot.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Flip a bitch.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Okay.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Wow.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Now it's U turn puppy dog.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Well, game master,

[Co-host or Guest 1]

we don't get to

[Co-host or Guest 7]

judge what it is. I will say that it leaves a

[Co-host or Guest 5]

bad taste in my mouth, but I'm gonna allow it.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'll explain later.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Giving an elephant a peanut.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Oh.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

What? Well, my was going to be walking the dog.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay, a little more pg.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Can we do another round?

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, yeah, one more round.

[Co-host or Guest 16]

One More.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Oh, I have one.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I have one as well.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Do I like mine? Twister.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

A very dad joke answer.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Dropping a tick.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Oh,

[Co-host or Guest 5]

mine is swabbing the poop deck.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Scrambling eggs.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Ew.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

What?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Listen, listen, Chris, listen.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I am slamming the hammer.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Cornhole. There you go.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Your guest number two, Chris.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

All I know is games. That's the only thing I have in common here. These are games that you play.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Personal to you.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Personal.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I'm gonna say it again, Chris.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Corn hole dropping.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Sex position.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

It's things that sound like sex positions.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

I love this game.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Yeah, that's a good. That was a really good.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Any.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Any other prompt suggestions? No.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

What about objects that would go good in your butt?

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Okay, Wait.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

What is it?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Objects that will good feel good in your butt.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Oh, okay.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

For pride.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 19]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Happy Friday.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I feel like she's gonna get this one. Okay, everyone ready?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

You can hit pause, Chris.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

For her, that is the most vulnerable I've ever felt. And I hated it more than anything in my entire life.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Cucumber TV remote with a string attached.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I know what it is.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I'll say the other end of a screen. Screwdriver. Good answer.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

A sonic Care toothbrush.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Good answer.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Good answer.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Good answer.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

All things Chris would put up his butt.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Damn near exactly.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

No.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

For pride mode.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

For pride mode.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

All right.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Who's that?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Oh, here we go.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Is anyone. They don't have another one they want

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

to say Things that would turn on a Karen.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Oh, I like that. That's good. That's good.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Karen fuel.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Karen fuel. Okay, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Oh, my gosh.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I think I'm a fan of edm.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

I love this.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Same.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, okay, I got one. Not returning your shopping cart after grocery shopping.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

A new Stanley cup drop.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yelling at a manager.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Littering.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Huh.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Cutting in line.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Double parking.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Well, just like a bad person or a Karen,

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Game master is gonna give it to you. Game master's gonna give it to you.

[Sponsor Voice or Narrator]

What was it?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Things that would turn on a Karen.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Things that would turn on carry. And fuel.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

You're gonna like this one.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

No, that's really good.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay, ready?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Mm.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Very hard to keep my clothes on.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I'm ready.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Sea World.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Ooh.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Your neighbors are renovating their house, and they're having a pool put in, and it's the day before they drop the cement in the pool.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

A lake filled with piranhas.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Oh, I'm gonna say the attic.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

The attic.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Mojave Desert.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Riley, do you have one?

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Not that. Won't give it away.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

No, no, please.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

You got it.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Places you don't want to jump into close place. You have one where nobody goes to.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

But why would they not? Why is that a good thing?

[Co-host or Guest 5]

I'd say one of my answers would be a pet cemetery.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I'm just. How the is it SeaWorld.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

C forgot you said SeaWorld.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Nobody would hide anything in SeaWorld.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Oh, where you could hide a dead body.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Hey,

[Co-host or Guest 1]

are you. Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I don't have.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

You're gonna have to come up with your own category.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Can you. You hear us, Spencer?

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Okay, I have a few ideas. Things that could be used as a gay slur.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

It is pride.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

It is pride. Yes.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

It also feels like a trap for that or usual.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

You guys have a pass.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

You have a pass.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

I like that one personally.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, we're ready. Ooh, Ooh.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

What do you clean a toilet with?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Toilet brush.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Plunger.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Toilet brush.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Subaru.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Well, don't give it away, Ryland.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Are you kidding me? I'm never playing this game again.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

No, that was good. It was.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I thought you did that.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I know. I'm bummed I didn't get to do that one.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Blown out tire.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Oof.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

A soggy corn dog.

[Co-host or Guest 8]

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[Co-host or Guest 2]

Soggy, soggy. Nothing worse.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

A tough jean jacket.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

A tough jean jacket?

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I was gonna say leather jacket, but I don't know.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Like a tough guy jacket.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Very tough.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

A frisbee.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Ooh, that's fun.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

So, toilet brush. Subaru.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

Blown out tire.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Blown out tire.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Soggy corn dog.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Soggy corn dog. Tough guy jacket.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

A frisbee.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

And Frisbee.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

You might need another round.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 6]

Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

What the.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Is that okay?

[Co-host or Guest 4]

This is a very tough one to think of.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

Yeah, very hard.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Ooh, a grave digger.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Rotten banana.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

Someone already said a leaky pipe.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

You did.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

Good job.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

I don't know that all of our clues fit.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I agree.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Well, there's no game master to rule over the game.

[Co-host or Guest 10]

I think we should all start seeing the energy of which it would be.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Oh, okay.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Subaru driver.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Is it like something you'd call a gay person or a lesbian?

[Co-host or Guest 8]

Could be a gay slur.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Could be a gay slur. Frisbee.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

If you pass it around.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Okay, that's good. That's good.

[Co-host or Guest 4]

I was going to say don't. Poker next.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Poker. Yeah, I probably would have got that.

[Co-host or Guest 15]

I was guessing.

[Co-host or Guest 7]

Wow. Yeah.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

Okay.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Well, that was a good game of secret categories.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

If you guys want us to play again, let us know in the comments and also give us ideas for categories in the comments.

[Co-host or Guest 3]

You guys, don't look.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

This game was much more fun than drinking horrible concoctions. Although I liked the presentation. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

There was a slideshow.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

It was the grossness I, I, I get. I'm taking that into consideration. And the next time we try a taste based game, it's going to be delicious.

[Co-host or Guest 2]

Production of that game, 10 out of 10 experience, rough.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

Well, thank all of you. Cuff leather jackets.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, there you guys go. What an episode. What a scary, scary episode.

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

I feel like it's good that we ended up with such a fun game because it got really dark.

[Co-host or Guest 5]

Yeah, it did.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

And yeah, let us know what else

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

we should bring back from the old format of the Piece podcast. Do you want more games? Do you want more personal stories? How are you feeling about this new vibe? I personally am having fun and loving it. I love that we're at the table. I love that we're researching and having fun. But yeah, let us know what you like and be careful out there. There's a lot of people in your food. Allegedly.

[Co-host or Guest 9]

All right, bye.

[Co-host or Guest 1]

Okay, bye.

[Sponsor Voice or Narrator]

Spring just slid into your DMs. Grab that boho. Look for that rooftop dinner, those sandals that can keep up with you. And hang some string lights to give

[Host (possibly named Spencer)]

your patio a glow up.

[Sponsor Voice or Narrator]

Spring's calling, Ross, work your magic.