The "Mall World" Conspiracy Theory!

Summary

The Shane Dawson Podcast

Episode: The "Mall World" Conspiracy Theory!
Date: November 30, 2025
Host: Shane Dawson
Co-hosts/Guests: Jared, Sandy, Spencer, Chris, Sally, Ryland

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Overview:

In this lively, unfiltered episode, Shane Dawson and his regular crew dive headfirst into a series of candid personal stories, viral internet oddities, and, as always, conspiracy theories—this time focusing on the weirdly collective dreamscape of "Mall World." The episode brings together at-home banter, milestone updates, a round of the gratitude game, deep-dive conspiracy discussions, and true crime storytelling, all in Shane's trademark mix of absurdity, curiosity, and warmth.

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Key Topics & Segments

1. Personal Updates & Milestones

[01:30–06:40]

• Amira’s Gender Reveal: Shane announces the gender of a fan’s baby — a girl — live on air, celebrating the sense of community with their audience.
• Wellbeing & Self-Image: The group jokes about body transformation, with playful ribbing about past appearances.
  • "It looked like you were wearing a fat suit." – Ryland [03:23]
• Shane’s Pilot Project: Shane shares his excitement and stress over producing his new pilot “Cancelled.”
  • "It feels like this is what I was born to do." – Shane [05:58]
  • They describe the casting process, Shane’s “feeding frenzy” for auditioning actors, and Ryland’s cameo.
  • "Having that moment where the actor would come in and would read something I wrote... it was like the best moment, one of the best moments of my life." – Shane [08:21]

2. Sandy’s Big News: Quitting Her Job

[14:00–16:40]

• Sandy reveals she has quit her day job to pursue YouTube full time with Jared.
  • "I was telling Ryland it's crazy because Jared and I are, like, planning our videos, and it's crazy to think we don't have to wait until the weekends or after work to film them." – Sandy [14:25]
  • The crew discusses chasing creative risks and the anxiety and thrill of betting on oneself.
  • They tease the couple's new YouTube channel name, settling on “Sandy and Jared.”

3. Grateful or Hateful? Thanksgiving Game

[18:00–29:38]
A gratitude/hot takes game, providing both comedic moments and honest reflections:

• Annoying honesty: Would you want a friend to tell you your breath stinks, that you can’t sing, or even that your butt crack is showing?
  • "Breath is the hardest of those." – Chris [21:01]
  • "There's nothing wilder than walking into a room, he's doing his fart position facing the door, and he farts and his butt opens up." – Shane [30:33]
• TMI relationships: The group laughs about bodily function etiquette, with personal admissions about farting and bathroom habits in relationships.

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4. Conspiracy Corner & Viral Oddities

[36:44–57:24]

A. Spirit Halloween Animatronics Returned (inappropriate use)

[37:31–40:57]

• Viral TikTok exposes people returning used Spirit Halloween animatronics, sometimes in unsanitary condition.
  • "Please do not buy animatronics, get freaky with them, and then return them to us." – Ryland, sharing a TikTok [37:45]
• The group reacts with disgust and morbid fascination.

B. 3D-Printed Meat & Food Oddities

[41:44–43:16]

• A video shows Texas Roadhouse’s questionable “mushy meat” and triggers a discussion about synthetic/processed meats.
  • "I don't quite understand where this is going." – Shane [42:22]

C. Mandela Effects: The "Mall World" Viral Conspiracy

[49:07–56:05]

• A viral TikTok details the phenomenon of people dreaming about the same bizarre, sprawling mall-amusement park hybrid (“Mall World”), triggering widespread recognition and discussion online.
  • "I dream of Mall World every night. And I made a map..." – Sandy (sharing a viral TikTok) [49:31]
• Shane realizes his recurrent dream location is eerily similar, then dives into claims the “Mall World” motif is secret programming from childhood tests, hinting at collective subconscious or simulation theory.
  • "Supposedly a lot of people that were in the program... have shared experiences where they have this mall world style place in their dreams." – Shane [52:36]

D. Dreams, Lucid Dreaming & Sleep Paralysis

• Crew members discuss lucid dreams, sleep paralysis, and the “shadowy demon” commonly seen during paralysis.
  • "Science does not explain why everyone that has this sees a demon, shadowy, black, dark figure in the corner of the room." – Ryland [58:14]

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5. True Crime: The Murder of Julie Jensen

[58:38–67:10]

• Sandy tells the detailed, disturbing case of Julie Jensen’s murder by her husband Mark, after years of harassment, manipulation, and ultimately poisoning and suffocation.
  • Key points:
    • Mark and Julie’s marriage, mysterious pornographic harassment, Mark’s affair, searches for antifreeze, Julie’s prescient warning letter, Mark’s confession.
  • "He told [cellmate], quote, 'she took too long, so he sat on her and pushed her head against the pillow until she died.'" – Sandy [65:03]
• The group reflects on the darkness beneath seemingly suburban lives.
  • "It's so scary that people like that exist... they fool you in the beginning..." – Shane [66:44]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Shane on pursuing creative passion:
  "It feels like this is what I was born to do. Like, every second of it. My brain is, like, operating differently." [05:58]
• Sandy on quitting her job:
  "It's exciting. I am so proud of you. I remember when Ryland started... it was scary." [14:36]
• Mall World conspiracy realization:
  "The second that I watched this video, it all clicked for me. I have heard of this. I see this every single night in my dreams." – Shane [49:14]
• Sleep paralysis demons:
  "Science does not explain why everyone that has this sees a demon..." – Ryland [58:14]

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Key Timestamps

• [01:30] – Audience gender reveal & opening life updates
• [05:11] – Shane’s pilot casting and creative journey
• [14:09] – Sandy resigns to do YouTube full-time
• [18:00] – “Grateful or Hateful?” gratitude game (funny and honest)
• [37:31] – Spirit Halloween animatronics viral story
• [41:44] – 3D-printed meat and “mashed steak”
• [49:07] – Mall World conspiracy & shared dreamscape theory
• [55:33] – Lucid dreaming, sleep paralysis, and “the demon”
• [58:38] – True crime: Mark & Julie Jensen murder
• [67:12–73:36] – Rylan’s recap, joke wrap-up, and episode send-off

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Tone & Vibes

• Unfiltered and casual: Frequent jokes about bodily functions, self-image, food, and relationship TMI.
• Warm and encouraging: Celebrating milestones, supporting Sandy's leap, and complimenting one another’s growth.
• Creepy curiosity: Eager engagement with conspiracies and the chilling details of the true crime segment.
• Engaged audience: Encourages listeners to share their “Mall World” experiences or conspiracy thoughts.

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Closing Thoughts

This episode is a quintessential Shane Dawson Podcast: equal parts personal, hilarious, and conspiratorial, underpinned by a genuine sense of community. Whether commiserating about embarrassing moments, collectively freaking out over viral horror stories, or pondering the weirdness of crowd-sourced dream spaces, the crew’s chemistry is front and center.

Quote to remember:
"Come over to my mall world, babe. I'll save you." – Shane [55:22]

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Next time: More true crime, more conspiracy, and always more laughs.
Don’t forget: Subscribe to Sandy and Jared, check out Ryland’s new videos, and share your own “Mall World” dreams!

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Transcript

[Sandy]

Close your eyes.

[Shane Dawson]

Exhale.

[Sandy]

Feel your body relax.

[Shane Dawson]

And let go of whatever you're carrying today.

[Sandy]

Well, I'm letting go of the worry that I wouldn't get my new contacts.

[Shane Dawson]

In time for this class.

[Sandy]

I got them delivered free from 1-800-contacts. Oh, my gosh, they're so fast.

[Jared]

And breathe.

[Sandy]

Oh, sorry. I almost couldn't breathe when I saw the discount they gave me on my first order. Oh, sorry. Namaste.

[Jared]

Visit 1-800-contacts.com today to save on your first order.

[Shane Dawson]

1-800-Contacts. I do not want drama with. Okay, but we're gonna show this clip because I thought it was fascinating. This is pretty crazy.

[Sandy]

What would you do if somebody fed.

[Sally]

A steak that was pure mush? The inside of the steak.

[Jared]

First of all, this is sick.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. What is that? Is that moving? What in the world is this? Okay, so first of all, Hey, welcome back to whatever the hell this is. Best day of my life edition. Guys. I don't know what Molly feels like. I assume it's kind of like Jared and Sandy when they hit ketosis, but.

[Jared]

Baby, I am floating on air, baby. He glides through the hallways of our house right now and just says, I'm floating on air. I'm floating on air.

[Shane Dawson]

I literally did say that yesterday, and it was honestly one of the gayest things I've ever said, but I don't regret it.

[Jared]

No, you've been very in your own element, very happy, very fulfilled.

[Shane Dawson]

This sounds like talking about somebody who just started taking medication. Now, let me explain. But before we get into all of our updates, guys, we have something huge that we have not done on this show yet. This is big. So one of our pawdience viewers slash patrons, Amira, we've been in the chat, and she was like, I would love if you guys announced the gender of my baby on the podcast. That would be amazing. So she dmed me the gender, and the gender of Amira's baby is a girl. It's a girl. Welcome to the world. Congratulations. Yeah, so that's amazing. Congratulations. We're so happy for you. And thank you for watching our podcast. Okay, Jared and Sandy, how are you guys doing? I mean, listen, I know I'm over here floating on air, but you guys are just floating.

[Jared]

Surviving on air.

[Shane Dawson]

Surviving on air.

[Spencer]

I was telling Sandy that every time before we've sat here, we're touching, you know, like, if, you know, getting on a roller coaster and you're just like, you know, you're kind of stuffed in.

[Chris]

And I feel like now it's Like.

[Shane Dawson]

I can't even barely talk.

[Sally]

No, he's been blinders on.

[Chris]

Yeah. You guys haven't lost, like 7 inches on your legs, but you guys look great.

[Sandy]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

You guys look so great. And it's not even, like, about weight or any of that. You guys just are such good energy. You feel. I can just feel it. I'm so happy for you guys.

[Sandy]

Well, speaking about good energy, I did mention that Jared called me a pumpkin a few weeks ago.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I was.

[Sandy]

Yeah, he said I. He said, sandy, you look like a completely different. He's like. I was looking at footage from before. He's like, and your face looks like a pumpkin. So round. Can you believe that?

[Spencer]

Well, it was a dramatic difference. I was editing and I was like, wow, you're looking so good.

[Sandy]

No, he said you look like a different person.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Sandy]

Is what he.

[Shane Dawson]

First of all, compliment. I relate to this because we started rewatching old vlogmases to, like, get in the spirit.

[Jared]

Do not try to put this on me.

[Sandy]

I know.

[Chris]

Rylan turns.

[Jared]

Leave this fight to them.

[Shane Dawson]

Rylan turns to me and he goes, it looks like you're wearing a fatsuh. Oh, my God.

[Jared]

Well, like, I was like, oh, yeah, he's lost a lot of weight. But I didn't realize until we went back and watched an old vlog and I was like, oh, you're half of. You're literally half.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Jared]

I have to go. And so, yeah, it looked like when he had put me in a fat suit.

[Chris]

You're saying it like you're saying something. No, it was good, but you're just saying what you said. Again, you're not saying anything nice.

[Jared]

Okay, well, Jared called Sandy a pumpkin.

[Sandy]

I was about to say, you're making Jared look very good right now.

[Jared]

Oh, no. You guys think his is better than mine?

[Chris]

You said fat suit.

[Jared]

I think he's using dramatic effects.

[Spencer]

And I just said her face.

[Chris]

It wasn't her body.

[Spencer]

Too back stepping going on right here. I'm trying to take some of the heat off.

[Sandy]

Okay.

[Spencer]

Fat suit was pretty rough when he.

[Jared]

Was double, double sized. Stop.

[Chris]

Double sized.

[Shane Dawson]

Double stuff.

[Jared]

When he was double stuffed. I loved him just the same. So.

[Shane Dawson]

You did.

[Jared]

And I never asked him to lose weight or anything.

[Sandy]

I mean, he meant it as a compliment, but I just. A pumpkin was.

[Jared]

So did I.

[Shane Dawson]

It's the spooky season. I mean, we're past it, but pumpkins are still very Thanksgiving.

[Ryland]

You do genuinely, though, as time goes on, like, you age very gracefully. Like, you look the best you've looked Since I've met you talking.

[Jared]

He's touching me and he's complimenting me.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm talking at me.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. Before we started, Chris groped Rylan.

[Shane Dawson]

No, that's not what happened.

[Jared]

He, like, gently, like, grasped. Grasped onto my entire leg like a.

[Shane Dawson]

Am I a cuck? Because I love it. Wait.

[Sandy]

I just love the way you did the motion. As if, like, he could actually put his or his hand all around your whole leg. Like, that's how thin you are. He's like, grasp it, period.

[Shane Dawson]

Can we just talk about something really fast? Okay. So, as you guys know, I've been working on getting this pilot made. It's called Cancelled. I'm so excited about it. Thank you to everybody who supported the Patreon. That's literally why it's happening. So we've been going through this whole process. It has been.

[Jared]

Little fires everywhere.

[Shane Dawson]

Listen, it has been every. Like, I start working on it at, like, 9 in the morning, and then I'm on my walking pad at 2am still doing it, not sleeping. But I am so excited and so grateful and happy. It feels like this is what I was born to do. Like, every second of it. My brain is, like, operating differently. Like, not to say I wasn't born to, you know, buy an item from TJ Maxx and fuck with it, return it. I also think I was born for that too, but, you know, I was born a lot of things.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

But this is fulfilling in such a different way. I'm just so grateful. I'm so happy and proud and so.

[Jared]

You're so all consumed by it in a wonderful way. I'm not saying that as a negative, but it's so fun to watch you enjoy this process so much. She's literally waking up at 7am some days and just working throughout the entire day. And so excited by it and so passionate about it. It's very fun.

[Shane Dawson]

7:00Am I know. Chris, what's happening?

[Jared]

He sent me, like, the eye emojis yesterday at 7am and he was like, I can't sleep because he's just so.

[Shane Dawson]

Yesterday was such a big day. So, yeah, we. So where we're at right now when you guys are watching this, we're actually filming it literally right now as you're watching this, we are filming which. Knock on wood. It's going great, right? Yes, it's going great.

[Spencer]

So well.

[Shane Dawson]

But where we're at right now is we did the location scouting, we found. So it's a show about Hollywood. It's about a girl who gets canceled Very much, you know, the biggest star in the world and her life crumbling and about a boy who moved out to LA and he's thinking moving back to Ohio. And so it's about their relate their chemistry. So that's what the show's about. So we had to find a mansion. We found the craziest, craziest mansion. We found the best locations. Everything is going well. And then yesterday was such a big day because it was the casting day. So for the last two weeks I've been going through audition tapes, hundreds of them, seeing people do their versions of, you know, of the characters. So we had like callbacks. So you get callbacks for actors. We had like 30, maybe more actors come in all throughout the day. It was so fun. So we set it up right here. We where Jared and Sandy are, is where the actors were. All of us were sitting over here. So then actors would come in, they would perform. You know, I'd give them directions. Sometimes I would jump up and start filming them on my phone to like, feel like it's real. And then. But here's the other funny part. So you know me, I'm excited and I'm a feeder. So I went a little crazy. I got up at seven, I went to the grocery store and I fucking filled the office with food. It was like, oh, I got Suzy cake, I got Halloween cookies, I got cupcakes, I got, you know, chomps, I got chips, I got like a thousand bottles of water.

[Jared]

Everyone that walked in here was like the most I've ever seen at a casting office is a communal water jug, like plastic that already been used.

[Shane Dawson]

And it was like a party. I walked out, the actors were in there and I was just like, how's everyone doing? What's happening? I had music going, little club music.

[Jared]

We had to turn it down. At one point, they're performing and it's.

[Shane Dawson]

Like they were having so much. The actors were having so much fun at the lobby party that they were too loud and we had to go tell them, like, but I mean, come on, what are you going to do with the party? I set a vibe. So it was so fun and like having that moment where the actor would come in and would read something I wrote. And the main actress who we cast, her name's Lily. She's incredible. She made me. She cried, I cried. It was like the best moment, one of the best moments of my life. Life, honestly, was this whole day. And I'm so grateful for the actors and even the ones who were not going to cast, like, were so fucking good. If the show happens, I'm going to write roles for them because it was that great. There's one actress who. So one of the main characters is named Sharon. She's like an intense Hollywood agent. She's like so intense, but so funny and so heartfelt, but such a just intense woman. And the second I saw her, I was like, that's her. Oh, my God. Like, I literally wrote this for her and I didn't even know her. But the fun thing is she acts with Rylan in all the scenes because he plays her assistant. So Rylan was here and he dressed the part and he came in and like, so when she came in to audition, Ryland was like a part of it and that was fun and I filmed it, so maybe I'll show a little clip of that. But I was so proud of Ryland because you nailed your line, sweetie.

[Jared]

Thanks, babes. Well, that was only in that scene. I only had one line, but.

[Shane Dawson]

But you nailed it. I believed it.

[Sally]

You don't have an assistant yet.

[Sandy]

Listen to me. I have an interview with one this afternoon.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay?

[Jared]

Replace me.

[Sandy]

I fucking wish I was so proud of you.

[Jared]

That was very fun.

[Shane Dawson]

So, yeah, that's the update on that. We're going to make it soon. I'm praying so hard that it becomes something. I have a gut feeling about it. It just feels very meant to be. And yeah, all the behind the scenes and we've been documenting everything. It's on Patreon. Don't you. Don't. You know, no pressure at all. But I'm very grateful for, you know, you guys for supporting. So. Okay. Another thing that I needed to talk about, because we've been doing this pilot and because it's been very consuming.

[Jared]

This.

[Shane Dawson]

Podcast is going to change slightly. And what I mean by that is I think it's going to get more fun because we have plan it a lot less. I literally turned to Spencer last night and I was like, so exhausted and I was like, what the fuck are we gonna do? That's funny. What are we gonna do? And I'm like, okay, let me think of a game a Thanksgiving. But we then we had fun because I think once my brain enters that, that's when the fun really starts. So we have a lot that we're going to do today, but also we're gonna be trying something a little different. I'm gonna be doing the ad reads just with you guys, which I'm a little nervous about to tape.

[Jared]

I like it. This is what I've been trying to do on my show too?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, because usually I set up a whole nother day. I do it at my office. And, you know, I do that. I just haven't had time to do that. And I'm like, all right, let me just try it here with everybody and see how it goes. So here's our first communal ad. Re. I'm scared. Usually I'm alone, and then you guys are.

[Jared]

It's like we're all at the bathroom with our dicks out at the trough.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, you know what we should do to make it more fun? Can we get a couple of those buzzer buttons? Oh, yeah, maybe if I start to sound not genuine about the sponsor, you guys. Buzz, buzz.

[Jared]

That's a acting exercise.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, here we go. Oh, my God. I'm so.

[Sandy]

I need two of them.

[Shane Dawson]

This is embarrassing. Okay, here we go. Three, two, one. Hey. Okay. Ew. That was weird.

[Chris]

He's already so self conscious.

[Shane Dawson]

I can't do it. Here we go. You know what I noticed about all of us in this room?

[Chris]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

What's that? Listen, we're not. We're not cool. We're not jocks. Some of us are gay. But you know what we all kind of have in common?

[Ryland]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

We're all kind of geeks. And you know what? Every geek needs a seat. Don't.

[Spencer]

It was getting very close. Very close. But continue.

[Chris]

There's no way that's the copy.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Spencer]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Chris]

I loved it.

[Jared]

Exhilarating.

[Sandy]

And I will say, they also have the no Doubt tickets already up there.

[Shane Dawson]

So can we talk about that for a second?

[Sandy]

Let's do it. Wake that up.

[Shane Dawson]

Rylan doesn't want to go, and I. What?

[Sandy]

Jared doesn't want to go, and it's.

[Shane Dawson]

A me and Sandy party.

[Jared]

When did I tell you I don't want to go? Why are you throwing me under the bus in front of Sandy like that?

[Shane Dawson]

Because it's your birthday week. Well, when you're like, your birthday and.

[Jared]

Is it in Vegas?

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Maybe me and Sandy will take a little trip. A little sister in law.

[Jared]

Vegas is so fun. We had so fun in Vegas.

[Shane Dawson]

We did have so fun.

[Jared]

Are you just gonna go right over Sandy's big news?

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Ryland]

What?

[Jared]

Sandy has huge news.

[Shane Dawson]

She's a Gwen Stefani fan.

[Sandy]

Always. She has a Anaheim.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. Sandy. Let everybody know you're big news.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Look at you.

[Sandy]

Yes. I quit my 9 to 5 job, and yesterday was my last day. I was so nervous, and I'm sad, but I'm ready. I'm ready to, like, do more.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. But you quit your job because.

[Sandy]

To do YouTube full time.

[Sally]

Congratulations.

[Sandy]

I was telling Ryland it's crazy because Jared and I are, like, planning our videos, and it's crazy to think we don't have to wait until the weekends or, like, after work to film them. And we can just get so much done. It's exciting.

[Shane Dawson]

I am so proud of you. I'm so happy. I mean, this was. I remember when Ryland, you know, started he made his channel, and then I kind of had that talk with him where I was like, you know, I really believe in you, and I really think that you need to kind of go all in on this, and it was scary.

[Jared]

Yeah. You have to take a Gamble on yourself. And if you don't, you'd always wonder what could have been. So congratulations. It's a big. It's a huge thing to do.

[Sandy]

And it was so sweet because when I emailed him or I text him and I said, I did it, I turned, you know, I submitted the email and he said, I can't wait to see what God has in store for us. And it was just so perfect. And so as the week, the two weeks went on, I went through all sorts of emotions. And then yesterday on my last day, I felt so at peace. And I felt like, I'm gonna miss these kids so much, but I'm just ready to see what's out there.

[Jared]

Well, I guess today's your first day off.

[Sandy]

Yeah. And then, yeah, everything just seemed to go so smoothly and seamlessly. And, you know, my brother was telling me, like, you know, you're getting all the green lights, like, you better push the gas right now. Cause they're not gonna stay green forever. And I was telling him how nervous I was and how safe it is to just stay there, you know, and he said to me, he said, you know what? That's why most people don't take the leap, because they just get comfortable, they're nervous. It's scary. He's like, but just use all of that energy and to just drive you to even do even more stuff. So I'm excited.

[Jared]

Yeah. So there's never been a better time than now to subscribe to their YouTube channel.

[Shane Dawson]

Please go check out. So what's the plan for it? So right now the channel is Sandy. Yeah. Please guys, go subscribe. Put on notifications. Their videos are so good. Vlogmas is coming. But question, you guys have been kind of talking about maybe rebranding because the channel really is the two of you. So what are we thoughts? Do we have name ideas?

[Spencer]

So we had about a thousand ideas. Ran it through the filters. They were very creative. But I think we've landed on Sandy and Jared.

[Sandy]

Sandy and Jared. I think we're flirting around with this spelling of my name. So, you know, but Sandy and Jared is what it's going to be.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, I'm so excited for you guys. I'm so proud of you.

[Jared]

It's been really incredible. I mean, you've transformed your life. 180 Since I've even met you. Like, not wanting to be on camera now. You guys are fit icons and you've quit your job to pursue this.

[Sandy]

Yeah, you know, it's wild. I got really emotional a few weeks ago when I submitted my. That email is that it's wild to think that Jared and I have been wanting to do certain things like this for so long, for year, for a decade at least. You know, and so we've just never really had the ability to do that. And. And now that we do, it's so overwhelming that, like, it's really happening. And. Yeah. And everybody's been supportive. Even when I talked to Lizzie, she's been, like, ever. All of you have been so motivating, so inspirational, and just so helpful, like, when we have questions or, you know, to kind of guide us, and so just. Wayfair's big sale is returning. Get ready for way day. For four days only, score up to 80 off all things home, with free shipping on everything from October 26th through 29th, score Wayfair's best deals, like up to 80% off area rugs, up to 60% off mattresses, up to 60% off bedroom furniture, and more exclusive doorbuster deals. So mark your Calendar and shop Wayday starting October 26th at Wayfair.com Wayfair Every style, every home. We just feel really lucky, definitely, really.

[Shane Dawson]

Blessed, because we've been talking about what we're thankful for and grateful for, and Thanksgiving is coming up. I thought it would be fun to play a little game that I'm calling Grateful or Hateful? And Spencer had a brilliant idea. He brought our balloon Cornucopia. Cornucopia. Which, by the way, cornucopia is, like a good drag name.

[Sandy]

It is a great drink.

[Ryland]

Cornucopia. I saw that on the counter without the fruit of the Loom paper, and I already knew it was Fruit of the Loom.

[Shane Dawson]

Really? That's what the cornucopia is, period. Okay, so in this cornucopia, what is a cornucopia? This.

[Chris]

That, I guess.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so in this cornucopia, we have little pieces of paper, and on each piece of paper, we have something that we're either grateful for or hateful for. So when I read it, everybody either go grateful or hateful.

[Chris]

And then I think we need to dissect why.

[Shane Dawson]

And then we'll dissect why we got to where we got. Okay, first one is a person who tells you that what you're eating will kill you.

[Spencer]

Grateful.

[Sally]

Hateful.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, wait, who said grateful? Me.

[Jared]

The three, the trio.

[Shane Dawson]

Why are you grateful for people telling.

[Ryland]

Me I'm grateful you're grateful?

[Shane Dawson]

I think.

[Jared]

So you thought really hard about it. Yeah. And looked almost offended.

[Ryland]

It wasn't an easy answer for me. I'm not, like, except excited. But also, I want to know. I think it's important to know. I don't know. I'm somewhere.

[Chris]

It's.

[Sandy]

I think he's still debating.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Jared]

Lizzy does it to you every week.

[Sally]

Stop it, Scy.

[Ryland]

That's true.

[Spencer]

I kind of equate it to someone who's not afraid to tell you you have a booger in your nose.

[Shane Dawson]

Let me take one of those papers up.

[Spencer]

You know, I feel like it's not easy sometimes to be honest with somebody and to be that, like, upfront. So I'm grateful for people like that. But then again, I don't know. The last time someone said that to.

[Ryland]

Us, maybe I am hateful. I don't know. I keep changing my mind.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, are you grateful or hateful for the friend who tells you your breath stinks?

[Spencer]

Very grateful. Very grateful.

[Shane Dawson]

This one, once again, is about delivery.

[Sally]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

For example, when Ryland's breath stinks, I will laugh. And then he's like, what? And I'll go, nothing. And he goes, what? And I go, nothing. And then he goes, does my breath stink? And I say, yes. So I get him to admit it. But when my breath stinks, he is very mean about it. You go, oh, my God, your breath stinks. And then it inflates me.

[Sandy]

See? Well, no, because Jerry does not like it when I tell him his breath smells.

[Ryland]

No.

[Spencer]

Cause you don't tell me that my breath smells. You go, my left. Did you brush your teeth today? Very harsh.

[Ryland]

I do think bad breath, though. And things in your teeth are things that you can change in the moment. So it's a good thing to say, right? You know what I mean?

[Jared]

Like, it's not.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, maybe we could text. So, like, if my breath is really bad, you guys just shoot me a text with, like, a nose emoji.

[Jared]

I love that, like, green stink. Smoke.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Chris]

That's Texas.

[Shane Dawson]

You're just.

[Chris]

Because of what was. Just, like, we're in a room together, it's just like.

[Jared]

No, it's a little harder to tell somebody about, like, a booger or something in your teeth is a little easier than breath.

[Chris]

Breath is the hardest of those.

[Jared]

I would say breath is, like, a challenging one.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

I just say, you got shit in your teeth.

[Ryland]

Please tell me if ever I've stuck in my teeth. Everyone in here, please tell me, okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Are we grateful or hateful for the grocery store woman at checkout who tells you, wow, having a party. Grateful.

[Jared]

That happened to us every time.

[Shane Dawson]

Hateful. That is hateful to Me, because she knows I'm not having a party. She knows I'm all alone. And I need seven different flavors of Halo top because it's been a long fucking day. Listen. I think I give them a pass, though. When a grocery store clerk says something like that, I'm, like, trying to improve the conversation. Yeah, well, it's a little dig. It's a little dig. I've had that.

[Jared]

Where it's like, you can tell they're just genuinely trying to spark conversation because they're bored. And then there's the Karen.

[Ryland]

I've had it.

[Chris]

I feel like I've had them more at, like, if I get takeout and they're like, do you guys want silverware? Do you want silverware? And then they grab, like, 20 things of forks that they put in. You're like, well, it's just me, but.

[Jared]

We never got food without that.

[Sandy]

Or they ask you, like, how many people for bread? And you're like, three people or four people.

[Shane Dawson]

Are you grateful or hateful for? Okay, you just started dating. The person texts you that, honestly, they're just not attracted to you.

[Jared]

I mean, grateful that you know it's over.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay.

[Chris]

Why wouldn't they just break up normal.

[Shane Dawson]

Instead of saying, I had a situation like this where the person. And this was like, after we kind.

[Jared]

Of, like, did stuff, he's like, and we're still together.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my. You are one acting role, and he's a monster. Wow.

[Jared]

That is a you joke.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. No, and it was like a text where I was just like, honestly, like, I don't know. I'm just not feeling it. And it was very much like, I'm not attracted to you coded. And I was just like, oof. But honestly, grateful, because that's honest.

[Jared]

And she led him to me.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I mean, if you explicitly said, like, I'm just not attracted to you, like, it's like, why are you. That's unnecessarily mean.

[Shane Dawson]

I kind of like it, actually. I think I'm. I like it. Like, maybe honestly, face to face, like, tell me at the end of dinner, I'm not attracted to you. Oh, it makes me love you more.

[Jared]

No, that would. You'd go home and cry.

[Spencer]

It's like, two things. Ugly and you have bad breath. I'm over this.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Spencer]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Chris]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Chris]

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[Jared]

Until he met me. Okay, he literally, this is not the cutest car.

[Shane Dawson]

After our first date, I like was looking him up and I was watching him do all these like talk show style videos and I was like, my.

[Sally]

Biggest ick is a Prius.

[Shane Dawson]

He literally was like I would never. Someone that drove a Prius.

[Jared]

And I was like, and my karma is someone with a Prius.

[Shane Dawson]

You are on one today. It makes me like you more. But, yes, I did tell him his breath stinks.

[Jared]

And guess what? I just ran out of gum at.

[Shane Dawson]

The office, so my breath is fine.

[Chris]

We have mints.

[Jared]

No, I'm talking about mine.

[Shane Dawson]

I know. Okay, good.

[Jared]

You don't wear gum or you don't wear gum? You have mints.

[Chris]

We have mints in this kitchen.

[Shane Dawson]

Really?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

You're a mint boy. Yeah.

[Chris]

I didn't even know that.

[Sandy]

Secrets out.

[Shane Dawson]

Is Chris pulling out a mint right now?

[Ryland]

Well, I.

[Jared]

He is teeth.

[Ryland]

I have Listerine spray, if anyone.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought that passed away in 2005.

[Jared]

I like the strips more personally.

[Shane Dawson]

What are strips that melt.

[Jared]

Melt on your mouth?

[Ryland]

I don't, because I always melt in my pockets. And then it's like one melted lump, and then.

[Jared]

Oh, your pockets are too hot, babes.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, next. Oh, this one's sad. Why are we grateful or hateful for the friend who tells you that? Sorry, babe, you can't sing.

[Jared]

Great, Great. Nothing worse than a singer who can't.

[Shane Dawson]

Sing, I would say. Listen, if you can't sing and you're going to go audition for, like, American Idol or something, I do think a friend may be stepping in and being like, sweetie, you know? But if you're just, like, singing in the car or whatever and having fun, I think if your friend turns to you and says, girl, like, I feel like that maybe that's me.

[Chris]

Yeah, you're right.

[Ryland]

That's what I was thinking. I was like, if you're at karaoke and you know you suck, but you're having a good time, well, that's. You don't need to tell you that you're not good. Like, you're just having fun.

[Jared]

I think we're talking about somebody that thinks they can pursue this.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Jared]

If it's your significant other in the car and they're having fun, I wouldn't want to dim their light, personally.

[Shane Dawson]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[Jared]

Well, because you kind of can sing and I can't. So just let me have fun.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, that's so sad.

[Jared]

I know I can't sing. Like, I know.

[Shane Dawson]

But you know what you are good at? Serving. Okay. Are we hateful or grateful for your partner faking an orgasm when things are just not working out?

[Jared]

Can guys do that?

[Shane Dawson]

Hateful?

[Ryland]

Is that a thing? You either are hard or you're not. You're either coming or you're not.

[Sandy]

I think hateful because I think communication's key, and that's how, you know you end up getting an orgasm while talking about it. So. And I don't think every time, I mean, I just don't think it has.

[Spencer]

To be something negative during sex. I was like, okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. I'm not feeling it right now. I'm gonna go ahead and fake it a second.

[Sandy]

Just because if you don't orgasm doesn't mean it doesn't feel good, you know?

[Shane Dawson]

So.

[Sandy]

Yeah. So hate. Hate it or hateful?

[Spencer]

I'm grateful.

[Ryland]

I, I, I do think it's different for women because it's much harder for women.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, this is, this is very specific. Are you grateful or hateful for someone telling you that your butt crack is showing? Very grateful.

[Ryland]

Can you not feel it sometimes? No.

[Jared]

I, I, I'm always baffled when I could just see somebody's ass crack because I'm always paranoid, like, reaching back.

[Chris]

When I was filming for this vlog for Patreon. That'll come out eventually. I tried to do, like, a time lapse of me, Chris, setting up the podcast, and I rewatched it. I was like, crap, Joan.

[Shane Dawson]

Crack.

[Chris]

The entire time. I, like, bend out. I was like, oh, I need to get. I guess I forgot to wear my belt that day or something. I was like, I can't use this entire.

[Jared]

No, that's hilarious.

[Chris]

Now I care.

[Shane Dawson]

That's what you're paying for.

[Ryland]

Or have, like, a giant sensor bar or flour or something.

[Jared]

No, I think every time you punch, you punch in, you punch in, you lean into it.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, let's crack this off with one more. Are we hateful or grateful for the first one in a relationship to let a fart rip?

[Sandy]

Grateful.

[Spencer]

Very grateful.

[Shane Dawson]

Unsung hero. Yeah, unsung here. I remember I was with somebody, and it had been a little while, and then they turned to me and they're like, here we go. And it was fucking insane.

[Chris]

That's pretty crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

It was insane. It was insane. But honestly, I respect it.

[Jared]

We know.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't remember if you were first or not.

[Jared]

I don't either.

[Shane Dawson]

You were definitely first because you do your best. Position. Let me say this. Rylan has his fart position. We've talked about it before. You posted it online one time, which was.

[Jared]

You posted it online.

[Shane Dawson]

No, you did. You had it on your feed on ig.

[Jared]

Oh, yeah. And people were like, he has his ass in the air to get booked. And I was like, you think I'd post That on Instagram.

[Chris]

You think I post that? I'm posting my fart position.

[Shane Dawson]

I was like, no, no, no.

[Jared]

Let me clear some things up.

[Chris]

Something that embarrassing of.

[Shane Dawson]

So he has his far position, which, by the way, there's nothing wilder than walking into a room. He's doing his fart position facing the door, and he farts and his butt opens up.

[Jared]

I can't help where you're walking. It's like I go into a different room.

[Shane Dawson]

It winks at you.

[Spencer]

Hey.

[Jared]

And it's so efficient that one of my friends called me the other night and was like, hey, could you remind me of that position?

[Shane Dawson]

Let me explain. We're walking around. We're doing our prison walk around the yard. We're talking about how, you know, we're so excited about the pilot and everything. And then his phone rings, and it's a friend he hasn't talked to in years. And he's like, oh, my gosh, what's going on? He answers it, and his friend is like, hey, sorry, I know it's late, whatever. But, like, what was that thing you would do when, like, you would be in our room and then you, like, get on the bed and you'd, like. You, like, put your butt in the air and you would, like, pull your pants down? What was that, by the way? This guy's married with kids, and you were just like, oh, it's my fart position. He's like, oh, yeah. I just told my wife to try was crazy.

[Jared]

If it works, it works.

[Shane Dawson]

Who farted first? I feel like we can take a guess.

[Spencer]

I probably farted first.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, right.

[Spencer]

Well, did you?

[Sandy]

No. But Jared didn't take his pants off to fart, but he does take his clothes off to go poop.

[Jared]

All of that.

[Shane Dawson]

Why would that be something to share, like a bear?

[Sandy]

It's, like, butt related, you know, at the office.

[Chris]

No, no, no. This is only at home. Only at home.

[Jared]

If you're at home, though, you're like, clothes off.

[Spencer]

To be fair, I put the Crocs in leisure mode. I take my shorts and my underwear off. And the reason is, is because I use the squatty potty. Yes. And I don't want my shorts or my underwear touching the toilet.

[Jared]

Okay, so you're sanitary. What about your shirt?

[Sandy]

No, he leaves.

[Spencer]

The shirt can stay on.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, you're Pooh Bear in it.

[Spencer]

I'm gonna need the poop.

[Chris]

Poop, isn't it?

[Spencer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Chris]

I do that at home as well. I do.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Chris]

Bottoms off.

[Spencer]

Cheers.

[Chris]

Cheers to it.

[Ryland]

My boyfriend also.

[Shane Dawson]

Really?

[Ryland]

Who knew this was such a common thing. I literally thought it was just my boyfriend. It's like half the.

[Shane Dawson]

I literally had no idea. That's crazy. Wow. Well, you know what? Rylan's butt. What? Needs a mint.

[Chris]

Do you want to go get him one?

[Shane Dawson]

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[Ryland]

My dad switched to Mint Mobile and he saved like a hundred dollars a month.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Chris]

That's nuts.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Spencer]

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[Shane Dawson]

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[Chris]

That was.

[Jared]

Was it refreshing to do it live?

[Shane Dawson]

Can I be honest? It kind of was. I feel. I mean, I love doing the ad reads in my office. I have a whole thing. I have a routine. I get my Diet Coke, I set the mood, I light a candle, I sit down and I do it. And I do actually really love doing those. But this was a fun little switch up. I don't know if I'm gonna keep doing this because, you know, I do like our little special time, but. Yeah, thank you guys so much. This was really fun. I was nervous about it. Okay, well, we're gonna take a quick little break. I'm gonna go pee. And then when we come back, not only is it Conspiracy Corner, but we have a true crime from Sandy.

[Sandy]

It's gonna be a good one.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah. See you in a second. And we're back. And. Oh, yeah. Welcome back. This episode is all about comfort. Let me just say this. I feel like this has been one of the most fun episodes we've ever done. And I think it's because we didn't really plan it it much. We're just having fun girls. We're just chatting. We're just yapping. Do I look like I'm dying?

[Jared]

You've really gone off the road.

[Chris]

You guys both look like you're like couples who, like, can't move out of the bed or something.

[Sandy]

It's kind of like the grandpas from Willy Wonka and the Chuck Black.

[Chris]

It literally is the bed.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, speaking of just living our dreams, I switched up my location because my legs and my back started hurting so fucking bad from sitting in that spot. And I was like, rylan, please can we just switch for the end of the episode? Like. Like, I just want to have fun. And I know I probably look horrible, but I don't even care.

[Jared]

I don't know why you don't just get comfortable in this spot.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, because if I sit back too far in that spot, I feel like it's darker. The lighting's not as good.

[Jared]

I don't look good back here.

[Ryland]

It's darker than normal.

[Shane Dawson]

All right. Okay. Hey, what's up, you guys? Welcome back to Conspiracy Corner. This seems crazy now that I'm actually doing conspiracies while I'm, like, literally laying down. It's a lot.

[Jared]

That's how I am. Your entire podcast.

[Shane Dawson]

How do you do this? I'm just relaxed.

[Sandy]

Now. It makes sense.

[Shane Dawson]

This first one is Spencer. Okay. He texted me, and he's like, I don't know if we can do this one, but you need to watch this. I was like, okay, guys, discount store really did start a trend. Okay. I don't know if they meant to, but using an item and then returning it back to a store and having it go back on the shelf seems to be a new trend that is happening. And this trend has made its way to, allegedly, Spirit Halloween. No.

[Chris]

And it's worse than you think.

[Shane Dawson]

And it's, oh, so much fucking worse. Just take a look at this.

[Ryland]

I work at Spirit Halloween, and please do not buy animatronics. Get freaky with them, and then return them to us.

[Spencer]

What?

[Ryland]

Anything I would ever consider to be attractive, but believe it or not, we have many men come in, buy an animatronic, use it.

[Sandy]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland]

And then return it back to us. Why? When this has happened? But store policy requires us to accept any animatronics brought back to the store as long as they're in working condition. So as long as it moves in the same way it's designed to do, it's returnable. And we have to put it back on the store floor no matter what condition it's in. Now, what do I mean by condition? I'm not going to get graphic, but we, for our own sanity, clean out the inside of the animatronics because we don't feel comfortable putting them out on the store floor with residue inside of it.

[Jared]

No way.

[Ryland]

So if you are gonna return your used animatronics, please just do us the courtesy of cleaning it out so that we don't have to. Also, this isn't just a men's problem. Women, please stop buying our vibrating broomsticks.

[Chris]

Using them and then returning them.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Spencer]

That means 10 tender juicy McNuggets and medium fries and a drink are just.

[Shane Dawson]

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[Sandy]

No, we know that's disgusting.

[Spencer]

But why are they returning them? When did they want to keep them?

[Ryland]

That's the part that upsets.

[Jared]

Is this a comedy bit?

[Chris]

No, I Don't. It really isn't because he's so genuine.

[Jared]

Give me his day. In the life of Spirit Halloween.

[Chris]

He's like, please stop doing this. I'm tired of cleaning Come out the. Of moving witches.

[Ryland]

And then they put it back on the floor. Did I hear that right?

[Shane Dawson]

Are you fucking their mouth? And is it like. That's easy.

[Jared]

I imagine you're, like, trying to stick my dick in Frankenstein's mouth. I will say Franken has, like, a nice.

[Shane Dawson]

Franken. We're on first name.

[Jared]

Basically, we have Franken outside of our house. Frank. And he is very, like, his face is smooth. It's like a very soft rubber.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, calm down.

[Jared]

Maybe we can try fucking him tonight.

[Sandy]

He's really idolized Franklin.

[Jared]

He's tall. His face is like, siliconey and soft. So this might feel.

[Shane Dawson]

Stop touching him.

[Jared]

A nice place.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, stop. We gotta go.

[Jared]

Okay. He is tall and handsome.

[Sandy]

Stop.

[Ryland]

I'm just still mad that they're being returned. Like, that's the first kink I would ever shame. Are you kidding me? Don't do that to somebody.

[Shane Dawson]

That's a lie.

[Ryland]

Don't make someone clean out your chicks.

[Spencer]

I wonder if they have. They've been getting a lot of returns on these animatronics, and this is a way to, like, embarrass anyone who's thinking about returning it.

[Chris]

That's a good idea.

[Spencer]

Now, if I met Spirit Halloween and I see someone returning a Frankenstein, I'm like, you. That thing.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

And that's gross.

[Shane Dawson]

You know what? Should we try it for a video? What do you mean? We've been just buying stuff from Spirit.

[Jared]

And we all just have to go ins below. And we all are looking at.

[Spencer]

You're going to. Well, are you saying we have to fuck it or just to return it?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, now, Spirit Halloween is spirit Christmas. Oh, which, by the way. Yes, which, by the way, why wouldn't they call it the Spirit of Christmas or Christmas Spirit? They really fucked it.

[Chris]

Spirit is so much better.

[Shane Dawson]

So much better. Anyways. Yeah, don't fuck Santa and return him. That's sad.

[Sandy]

Keep him around or miss Santa Claus. Oh, no.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, all right. This is disgusting, by the way. The way that I'm laying down and talking about conspiracies. I look like the crazy uncle at, like, Thanksgiving who's just like, have you guys heard about 3D printed meat as.

[Jared]

You'Re full of it.

[Spencer]

You know, they're those animal. And returning them.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I heard. I heard people do that. I do not want drama with Texas Roadhouse, okay? I'M afraid of them. I don't know what they're going to do. They seem to. They seem very, like, boutique to me. Like, there's not that many Texas roadhouses. I feel like it's almost like the mafia. We don't with Texas Roadhouse. Any restaurant that throws their peanut shells on the ground, it doesn't give a. I'm scared of. But we're gonna show this clip because I thought it was fascinating. This is pretty crazy.

[Sandy]

What would you do if somebody fed.

[Sally]

A steak? Oh, that was pure mush inside of the steak.

[Shane Dawson]

Steak.

[Sally]

Steak just turns to mush, y'.

[Shane Dawson]

All.

[Sally]

There's a reason why I don't eat out.

[Sandy]

I just got a family meal from.

[Sally]

Roadhouse for my nephew because it's his.

[Shane Dawson]

Favorite place in the whole world.

[Sandy]

I put that in my mouth.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, it was gonna hurl all over the place.

[Sally]

Look at this steak. First of all, it just flopped.

[Jared]

They need to release a statement. This is sick.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. What is that? Is that moving?

[Sally]

It's like there's no sinew.

[Shane Dawson]

What in the world is this? Okay, so first of all, here's the thing. So the whole 3D meat thing and the fact that, like, you know, major chains and, you know, grocery stores and people are now implementing, allegedly having 3D printed meat or having meat glue or things we talked about on the show, it really is scary. And I don't quite understand where this is going, especially, like.

[Jared]

So is it vegetarian? Vegetarian?

[Chris]

No, it's not, because it's made. It's, like, from, like, animal cells.

[Shane Dawson]

Nuggets.

[Jared]

Well, this is disgusting.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Sandy]

You know, it looked like refried beans, but then it got closer. You could see the chunks of the pink meat. Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Can I be honest?

[Jared]

We'll never be back.

[Shane Dawson]

Why does I kind of. The thought of, like, spreading that on a biscuit?

[Spencer]

I was gonna say the spreading ability for this on some toast is appealing to me.

[Jared]

You guys were sick.

[Shane Dawson]

A little hot.

[Sandy]

Honey, they do have good biscuits. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

No, that's crazy. Texas roadhouse. Figure this out.

[Ryland]

I can't even look at the tv. It makes me.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, okay, I'll move on. All right, this next one. So we got a lot of emails about this Mandela effect. TikTok so many. Before we get to that, though, there is a Mandela effect. And I don't know if it's a Mandela effect or just we're all dumb. You didn't know something. But check this out. Almost 100. Sure that they taught us that blood was blue inside the body until it hits oxygen and then it turns red. And I just saw a video of a sixth grade teacher talking about, why do her sixth graders think that blood is blue? And my first thought was, how do you as a teacher not know that blood is blue until it hits oxygen? And then I looked it up, and apparently that was never true. So now I'm wondering, because I could have sworn they taught us this in schools. Like, I don't even know if this is a Mandela effect or if this is just. Just, like, misinformation completely.

[Spencer]

Blood is definitely blue.

[Shane Dawson]

It's blue on my arm.

[Sandy]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

You could see.

[Chris]

Veins are blue, but I don't think the blood is.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm freaking out. I thought that's what it was.

[Jared]

I think the diagrams all showed blue.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, but I thought the blood.

[Jared]

Was red, but I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I thought the second blood comes at the edge. Research.

[Ryland]

I've heard that from a lot of people. Exactly. Yeah, I've heard it a lot. I. I do think it's maybe just misinformation.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. And what'd you find?

[Spencer]

Now that I've researched it, it seems as though there is actually oxygen in your blood.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. You're right. Oh, my God. You're literally right. Blood oxygen level. Yeah.

[Spencer]

So I think it was just misinformation. I don't know why some idiot thought it was important that we all thought blood was blue.

[Shane Dawson]

That's hilarious.

[Chris]

It's really funny.

[Spencer]

Maybe it was, like, an elaborate joke. Like, dude, I'm gonna see if we can get a whole country to believe this stupid fact that blood is blue. And in, like, 20 years, we'll drop the bomb on them.

[Shane Dawson]

It fucking worked. Wow.

[Spencer]

Do you think it would be.

[Chris]

I wonder if it would be blue if you took all the oxygen out of it.

[Spencer]

I think it'd be worth it to find out.

[Chris]

All right, guys, check out my new video. Dying to See if My Blood is Blue.

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Jared]

I'm clicking.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, so, yes. This was sent to us by so many people.

[Chris]

Everyone.

[Shane Dawson]

But let's jump into this. This is Mandela effect exposed in real time. So I got the Berenstain Bears. Not Berenstain Bears.

[Chris]

Wait, Berenstein. Wait, it's an actual book.

[Shane Dawson]

What? What? Wait. I also have the Since I Am vhs. Stop it. He's fucking with us.

[Ryland]

He got me at first.

[Shane Dawson]

Last but not least. Paint. By the way. It's.

[Chris]

He literally says it's not.

[Jared]

Did he say it's pink?

[Chris]

He said it's paint. It's not what people were saying before.

[Shane Dawson]

Is he gonna Show a Fruit of Loom. If you guys can see the cornucopia. Stop. See the corn. He's with me.

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Shane Dawson]

So Fruit of the Loom denies ever having a cornucopia on their sweatpants.

[Sally]

It's in the safe.

[Spencer]

Cornucopia in the sweatpants.

[Shane Dawson]

This is a joke, right?

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Chris]

Yeah. So I just, like.

[Ryland]

I was like.

[Chris]

I don't know. Like, this seems like he clearly just, like, printed stuff, but so many people sent it in, I figured we should at least, like, talk about it.

[Ryland]

If he would have stuck to just the book in the beginning.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes, I was there.

[Ryland]

I would have lost my mind.

[Shane Dawson]

But then it felt like a comedy routine. The second he started pulling all the.

[Spencer]

Stuff out, the fact that he had a mistake.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

It was, like, kind of goofy.

[Chris]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Either way, I was entertained and I loved it.

[Chris]

Yeah, There we go.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. We've talked about kids toys before and how some of them are very creepy and dangerous and could have, like, harmful things for your kids. Something that I never really thought about before we had kids. Because now that we're in the kid toy world and we know what's out there, well, this started going viral. Check out this.

[Jared]

Look closely next time you're shopping for your kids kids toys, you might notice a strange warning on the box. We found one that said, not liable for data collection.

[Shane Dawson]

Huh.

[Jared]

What does this even mean? Could it be a hint that the toy is secretly gathering information about whoever plays with it?

[Spencer]

What?

[Sandy]

Wow.

[Chris]

Just zooming in. A Barbie.

[Spencer]

It was kind of weird that that.

[Shane Dawson]

Box just had dates on it. Right?

[Spencer]

But it didn't have the date.

[Shane Dawson]

No, it just said, like, month, month, day, day. Like they forgot.

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah.

[Spencer]

I get that you put the music in the video, but it doesn't make me believe it necessarily, you know, because sometimes the music really is 90 of it. But I don't know. I'm a little suspicious of this video.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. I don't know. I mean, at this point, I feel like every single thing in your house collects data, and it's just scary, and it just kind of is what it is, and we're not allowed to question it or be like, we don't want this. It just kind of is what it is.

[Chris]

I also feel like kids toys are such a area where, like, the kids obviously want the newest toys that can do the most stuff. But, like, obviously these companies are going to try to collect data from it.

[Shane Dawson]

Right.

[Chris]

I looked at. I looked into this a little bit, and it seems like it's a real thing. I agree with Jared, this video is a little like, it feels like kind of fake, but from what I can tell is these are. Labels are a thing on kids toys. So I don't know if it's like certain states or something, but it does make me wonder, like, are there toys that are liable for data collection? They didn't. I don't know, but maybe it's. Maybe it's.

[Spencer]

Well, it's also. Okay, let's just say that the stickers are real. Is it the store that's selling the toy, letting you know the store is not liable, or is it Mattel or whoever is manufacturing the toys because they would be liable because they're the ones that made the toy, right?

[Chris]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Spencer]

So I think it's maybe more of the store cover, covering themselves for lawsuits.

[Chris]

Probably. Probably.

[Spencer]

Which is very smart. Walmart is very smart.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, guys, have you heard of Mall World?

[Jared]

Nobody sounds like somewhere I want to go.

[Shane Dawson]

I had never heard of this. But the second that I watched this video, it all clicked for me and I was like, I have heard of this. I see this every single night in my dreams. I know exactly what this person is talking about. And there might be a reason for that. And if you know about this, there might be a reason too. Let me show you this.

[Sandy]

I dream of Mall World every night. And I made a map. Let me show you guys. Okay, so this is like the full map. It's not very complete, but we'll start at the mall that's attached to like a hospital and a school and a parking garage. There's also the airport attached to the mall. And then back behind the mall you have the amusement park, water park standing, the literal ocean cliffs. You can see it through the windows. You can see the ocean through the windows of the mall. In the hospital, sometimes you can see this in the background. Everyone you've ever met is here. In the theater you have like an underground market which is different than the mall. It's more like a flea market. Next to the parking garage is like a really dangerous playground. And then you come to like the fairgrounds, the outdoor markets. There's like cabins.

[Shane Dawson]

This is insane.

[Spencer]

I feel like this is like a picture pitch to a billionaire.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, I have a great idea.

[Sandy]

Then we have the big non functional highway linking things together.

[Chris]

So basically this woman posted this video and then everyone in the comments started being like, holy, this is Mall World. Like, I go, here I go. Everyone started connecting to this. Like I. Every night I dream about this kind of thing and it's kind of starting now. There's like subreddits and like discords and there's whole communities of people who every night they dream, they dream of this thing. And it's very similar. Like it's not exactly the same. But when she was mapping it out, people are like, oh my God. Yeah, that's there, that's there. And so it seems crazy, but everyone started like connecting with her on this stuff.

[Shane Dawson]

So. And I've talked about it on this podcast. I have a very specific location in my dreams that I go to pretty much every night. And it all starts at this house. And then the house is very specific. It's always the same. In the back of the house, you open up the closet and that connects to a mall. In that mall there's a clothing store. You go into the clothing store. And every time I go into the clothing store, people in the store are just like, how did you get here? And I'm like, oh, it's in my closet. So then I walk out of the clothing store into the mall, and then the mall, I go into different restaurants and stuff, but then the mall will open up to an amusement park. So it's a very connected place. And my dreams are always take place somewhere in this location, which I always was like, oh, well, maybe my brain has kind of just created like a map for, for my dreams, which kind of goes along with the whole simulation theory a little bit where it's like, oh, maybe, maybe that's the real world and everything else is simulation. But I never thought much about it until I remember asking Ryland about and he was just like, I don't dream about anything like that. And then I talked to you, I've talked to other people and was like, I don't dream about a place specific like that. Well, this is pretty crazy. So in the comment section on this specific video, somebody said, were you possibly in the program? And the person who posted it replied, yes. So then I fell down a rabbit hole about that. They used to test us in the 90s. At least I remember being tested. They would do a bunch of weird tests.

[Jared]

You should be hearing my voice in your right ear.

[Shane Dawson]

They are saying, this is not a hearing test. That is actually the beginning of a hypnosis.

[Sandy]

What very famously used by a lot of people.

[Shane Dawson]

So supposedly a lot of people that were in the program, which we're still gonna bleep, have shared experiences where they have this mall world style place in their dreams. Others suggested it could be a level of collective consciousness accessible by those who participated in this program throughout the 1980s and 1990s, there were even some who theorized that Mall World could be a result of the CIA's notorious MK Ultra mind control experiments. That's crazy, right?

[Chris]

Yeah, it's weird that it's like uncovered, like this. Like this girl on TikTok, just like Uncovered, this, like, connection everyone had.

[Shane Dawson]

Right. And what if. And this is crazy, but what if in Mall World, in my dreams, what if other people that went through that program are in there and I'm. And we're sharing a dream experience? Which sounds crazy, but I just read an article that recently with AI, they figured out how people can dream together. Have you heard about that?

[Jared]

Like FaceTime, your dreams, you can jump.

[Shane Dawson]

Into each other's dream through this new.

[Jared]

AI fucking mind, 24 hours a day together.

[Shane Dawson]

Hateful. Hateful. But so people started putting in their. What they've seen in Mall World and everything into AI and it started creating all these images, which is pretty cool. It's like different layers, different levels. The freeways that don't go anywhere. The room full of toilets. This one specifically of this mall with so many layers and so many stairs. This specifically I have seen. So I don't know. There's something there. If in the comments, if you've experienced Mall World, please let us know. And if you experienced that program that we've been bleeping, let us know if there's a connection there. Anybody else here experience Mall World?

[Chris]

We got an email from someone who does.

[Shane Dawson]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah. This is from Jaden Said. I've been visiting Mall World for years now. I would say I've been there ever since I can remember. I'm 28, is the weirdest place. And every time I'm there, I know where I am. The streets are empty. It's futuristic. Basically goes on to describe, as I've heard people say, you cannot ask people what time it is or where you are, or you get told that you have to wake up now and get. Get kicked out.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa. Do you guys ever. When you're in a dream and you want it to end, what do you do?

[Spencer]

I never want them to end.

[Sandy]

Oh.

[Spencer]

Because they don't.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Ryland]

I don't think I ever know that I'm dreaming, so I would never know to end.

[Chris]

Classic is like, pinch yourself, right? That's like the classic.

[Spencer]

Because I'm usually like flying through a forest or something cool like that. Really? Yeah.

[Jared]

You guys are so cool.

[Sandy]

I don't ever fly.

[Spencer]

Well, you gotta try. You got to somewhat be lucid. And you got to know that you can fly to do it.

[Sandy]

I rarely have dreams, so.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, Jared, you lucid dream? You know you're dreaming?

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, me too.

[Jared]

Must be genetic.

[Ryland]

Yeah. I don't know that I'm dreaming. And it's always terrible, so it's always a nightmare.

[Shane Dawson]

Come over to my mall world, babe. I'll save you.

[Ryland]

Also, mall world is my nightmare, by the way. To me, that's, like, just in a future where, like, we're so overpopulated that that's the whole world and that's my nightmare.

[Shane Dawson]

Whoa.

[Spencer]

I will say, I don't know if I even brought this up up in a previous podcast, but I had a couple of nights where I had, like, horrible sleep paralysis, and one of them, I was aware that it was happening, so I knew that if I was able to wake Sandy up, that she would wake me up. So I literally was going, oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

And she woke me up. She's like, what the hell were you dreaming about? Because it sounded like I was moaning.

[Sandy]

In, like, I was nervous.

[Spencer]

Like, what were you dreaming about? I was like, I was trying to wake you up. To wake up. Wake me up. Because my dream was, like, so terrifying.

[Sandy]

So you're welcome. Geez, thanks.

[Jared]

She's like, I thought I was being cheated on, but up until high school.

[Ryland]

I had really bad sleep paralysis, and I would always, like, see the shadowy thing in the corner of the room and whatever, and it's terrifying.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes. It's the. I had it the other night, and it was so, so scary, and I was screaming so much for Rylan. And you were there because we both fell asleep. Tis the season for all your holiday favorites, like a very Jonah's Christmas Movie and Home Alone on Disney. Did I burn down the joy?

[Sandy]

I don't think so.

[Shane Dawson]

Then Hulu has National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. We're all in for a very big Christmas treat. All of these and more streaming this holiday season. And right now, save big with our special Black Friday offer. Bundle Disney plus and Hulu for just $4.99 a month for one year savings compared to current regular monthly price. Ends 12. One offer for ad support at Disney Plus Hulu bundle only. Then $12.99 a month or then current regular price. Monthly price 18 plus terms apply. Sleep. Watching that show, and then I had the sleep paralysis, and I knew that you were next to me, so I was just like.

[Jared]

And what's so funny is because he never falls asleep on the couch, I was like, I'm going to leave him there.

[Sandy]

Literally, you were going to let him rest.

[Jared]

I was like, he must be so tired if he fell asleep on the couch, so I'm going to dip out.

[Shane Dawson]

And I literally had sleep paralysis for eight hours.

[Sandy]

Wait, you didn't wake him up?

[Jared]

No, I like tiptoed out of the room and like gently closed the door.

[Shane Dawson]

I Woke up at 6am and I texted him and I was like, I literally just had sleep paralysis for eight fucking hours. I was screaming for eight hours in my head and you just left me.

[Jared]

Come back to our bedroom, babes.

[Ryland]

Do you guys, when you have it, see like a shadowy person demon thing in the corner of the room?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, the figure. What is that?

[Ryland]

I don't know, because, like, science explains the rest of it. Science is like, you know, when you go to sleep, your body releases at paralyzing age, so you don't like throw yourself off the bed during a nightmare or whatever. But when you have sleep paralysis, your body's broken, it keeps releasing the paralyzing agent even after you've woken up. So you cannot move. You are paralyzed. And. And then that causes you to panic and whatever. So all of that makes sense to me. But science does not explain why everyone that has this sees a demon, shadowy, like black, dark figure in the corner of the room. Like, science can't explain that part.

[Jared]

So you got to get rid of the demon.

[Chris]

Scientists hate this one trick.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, speaking of screaming at your partner and they don't help you. I have no idea what your true crime story is, by the way, so I hope it's not that. Yikes, Sandy, you have a true crime. And I'm excited because I get to like, lay back and listen like it's a podcast.

[Sandy]

Well, ironically, this does have to do with a couple. It has to do with Mark and Julie Jensen. They're from Pleasant Prairie, Wisconsin, a small little town. They met in the 80s. They actually ended up getting married in 1984. And then, you know, let's speed up time to 1998. Right. So by then they had their first son in 1990 and then their second son in 1995. Well, in the beginning of 1998, Julie started to get these really pornographic photos. Getting mail emailed to her. They were being left on her car and she wasn't. She didn't know what was going on because at that time she was a stay at home mom. It's like she was working somewhere. You know, Mark was a stockbroker. He was providing for them. And she knew that somebody was going to her house because she would find them, not just at her doorsteps, but on her car. But also her patio furniture would be rearranged. And she knew it wasn't her kids because they were too young, and her. Her husband wouldn't do that. And so her and Mark went to the police to report it. The police went ahead and questioned them, like if they knew somebody that would be able, you know, that would want to do this. And Julie confessed that in 1991, she was going through really bad postpartum. She was really depressed, and her and Mark were having, like, a really rough patch. And she said that she ended up having an affair with a co worker at the time named Perry. And so the cops went ahead and investigated it, and they realized that they just didn't have enough evidence to charge Perry or anyone else. So they unfortunately dropped the case. And it continued to happen. If anything, she got even more pornographic photos. And so they ended up hiring a private investigator. And she was just really scared because she would go outside with her kids, and there would be somebody in a car, and then they would take off the moment she would go out outside. So then private investigators said, listen, why don't we do this? Why don't we track the phone? Why don't we have somebody stake out your house? So that way, when they drop something off or when they call, we'll be able to find out who this is. Well, magically, it all stopped. They stopped getting all of these photos, and so they went back to normal life. But the neighbors described that it wasn't the same. They before, they used to be outside playing with the boys and, you know, doing yard work, Just being very loving together. But now when they would see Mark and Julie, Mark was just really mean to her, really cold. He would tell her that she was a bad mom, that she was a bad influence on their kids. That was around August of 1998. Well, by early November, Julie started to feel sick. She started to get depressed again. She went to the doctors and told him, you know, I'm not having a lot of energy. So the doctor prescribed her some antidepressants and then just some sleeping medication to help her get some rest at night. Well, Fast forward to December 3, 1998. Mark got home after picking up the boys from school, and we went to go check on her. He realized that she was dead, and he called the cops. The cops came, and he told the cops, you know, she hadn't been feeling really well, and she's been taking this medication. I don't know, maybe that has something to do with it. And so they Said, okay, thank you for the information. We're gonna go ahead and just search your home and grab evidence as well as the family computer. He said, okay, fine. About four months later, Mark is with her kid, his kids, and he ends up going to the police station and he says, you know what? I want to figure out where you guys at are in this investigation, like, what's happened? And so they took Mark back to their interview room and they told Mark, listen, we went ahead and ran the toxology report. No drugs in her system. And he's like. They're like, Ann, what we found was when we did an X ray, her nose was like bent in as if it was like smashed up against something. And he was like, wow, that's weird. He's like. What we also found in the. In the computer was emails to. To Mark's co worker, Kelly. I guess Mark had been having an affair with this woman, Kelly, and just expressing how he wanted to be with her and he didn't want to be married anymore. And then they also found searches for antifreeze and how to poison someone. They also told Mark that the neighbor had submitted a letter that Julie had given them back in September. And so the letter stated, if anything were to ever happen to her, question her husband, like, her husband did it. And she's. She literally gave out a routine like what multivitamins she was taking. She said she would never kill herself because she would never do that to the boys. Explaining everything. So with all of that information, they ended up actually charging Mark. But because he was wealthy, had savings, because he was on bail for 500,000, he actually posted Bailey. And after months, there just wasn't enough evidence to charge him. And so that was it, right? They went back to life, to normal life, I guess. And it wasn't until eight years later, this gentleman by his name was Ed flung, was Mark's old co worker, went to the cops and finally expressed to them, or confessed to them that him and Mark in August of 1998, went out to for drinks after work and that Mark got a little drunk and told Ed that he hated his wife, that he hated her, and that he wanted to kill her, and that the way he would do it would be through antifreeze and poisoning her. And so with everything together now with the witness, they charged him.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Sandy]

And by then, it was 2002. He had married Kelly, they had their own kid. Everything seemed just like kind of normal. And throughout the whole court process, you know, the defense was, well, his wife is just trying to Set him up. You know, they were having it fall out, and that's why she wrote the letter. And throughout the whole process, towards the end, Mark ended up confessing to his cellmate that the morning that Julie passed away, he ended up giving her her medication. But he also went ahead and put antifreeze in her.

[Shane Dawson]

Her.

[Sandy]

In her orange juice. She drank it, and he was waiting for her to die, but he told him, quote, she took too long, so he sat on her and pushed her head against the pillow until she died.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Sandy]

And with that alone, they've clearly found him guilty. And. Yeah, and so now his. Well, his ex wife, because they ended up getting divorced, Kelly ended up raising their two boys that he had with Julie and then their current, you know, their actual son. So it's. It's so wild how aggressive. The fact that he sat on her to kill her, like, that's crazy.

[Chris]

That's why, you know, you can just, like, get divorced. Right.

[Sandy]

Well, and. And the crazy part, too, is that three days. Three days before he killed her, Julie went to the cops and expressed to them, like, I'm scared of my husband. Husband. Like, this is what I'm finding. I don't know what to do. And they recommended her to go to a woman's shelter, but she didn't go because she wouldn't be able to take her boys. And she was nervous to divorce him because. Because she went through the postpartum depression and because she was depressed and taking antidepressants, he went ahead and he essentially threatened her and told her, if you divorce me, I'm going to take the kids away. And I have proof that you're not stable enough to take care of them.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

So did they ever figure out who was putting porno everywhere?

[Sandy]

No, they didn't. But the husband, during the interview process, because they're essentially trying to get him to say, I killed her. Right. He said I wasn't the one behind the photos, he said, but I did keep some in my drawer. So when I would get frustrated with her or irritated with her, he would place them around the house to taunt her. So I feel like if you're able to do that, you're probably the one that started this whole thing coordinating. And he started. He started dating Kelly in August when everything started to kind of really go down. Yeah, but who didn't know? You just turned, like, such a psychopath and do that.

[Shane Dawson]

That's so scary. It's so scary that people like that exist.

[Jared]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

And it's scary that, like, they fool you in the beginning and then. Oh, my God. Wow. Well, good story, Sandy. Good research.

[Jared]

I'm glad. Glad the kids were okay.

[Sandy]

Yeah. They just said that she was a great mom and that she was the type of mom that would, like, make Halloween costumes and bake and. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. Well, rest in peace. That's horrible.

[Sandy]

I know.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, well, speaking of great moms.

[Sandy]

Yay.

[Jared]

Yay.

[Sally]

Which is Amira, who's gonna be a girl mom.

[Sandy]

Yay.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, hold on. I gotta do the song. So.

[Jared]

Well, we just got a little pre.

[Sandy]

Cut, a little pee wolf.

[Sally]

Light camera action. Rylan's recap is about to happen. Rylan's recap.

[Jared]

On today's episode of the Shane Dawson Podcast, Jared and I get into some hot water calling our significant other snatched.

[Shane Dawson]

I wouldn't say that's how you guys frame it.

[Sandy]

Yeah, quite the opposite. Quite the opposite.

[Jared]

Tension is all that matters. And. And our intentions are good.

[Spencer]

But sometimes our breath isn't.

[Shane Dawson]

Something tells me maybe Sally is the type of friend to tell you when you look bad.

[Sally]

Hi, Shane. It's me, Sally.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm here.

[Chris]

Hi, Sally.

[Shane Dawson]

You have.

[Sally]

Who has the bad breath today? Spencer has a bad breath today.

[Chris]

Damn, Sally.

[Shane Dawson]

Sandy quit her job.

[Sandy]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Sally]

Incredible news, Sandy quitter job. Oh, Sandy. What are you gonna do with all that free time?

[Sandy]

Make videos.

[Jared]

Subscribe at Jared and Sandy.

[Sandy]

Ladies first. Sandy and Jared.

[Jared]

Sandy and Jared. I'm curious. Curious to know what the thousand other options were top secret.

[Spencer]

We might still use a couple of them. We don't want to divulge any information.

[Sandy]

Travel agents.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, that's fun.

[Sandy]

That wasn't even one. I just made it up.

[Shane Dawson]

I kind of like that one.

[Sally]

Texas Roadhouse sells mashed meat.

[Shane Dawson]

That is my balls right now. Oh, my God. Well, my undies are a little. A little tight lately.

[Chris]

Oh, well, you don't need underwear when you're fucking Spirit Halloween animatronic.

[Shane Dawson]

Or when you're pooping.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Sally]

Ever feeling horny around Halloween? Look no further than spirit Halloween stores to find your next cum dumpster.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, baby.

[Spencer]

You want a holo thing for your wiener?

[Sally]

Nothing feels better than Frank's mouth. It's so warm. You don't. And take it back to the store. We're on first name basis, you bad breath fuck.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, fuck you. Whoa. Just kidding.

[Sally]

Spencer, I love you the most.

[Chris]

No, you don't. You always make fun of me.

[Sally]

I love you, Spencer.

[Sandy]

Toxic girl Sally is sassy.

[Shane Dawson]

We cast our pilot.

[Sally]

That's good news. Shane's making casting Decisions. It seems like he has a full cast now, but he hid me during the auditions cause he didn't want me to see that the actors are worse than me and I'm better than them.

[Spencer]

Interesting fact.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Sally]

Yes, Jerry.

[Spencer]

Sally, do you know why they say to actors to break a leg?

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Spencer]

So they make it in the cast.

[Shane Dawson]

I had no idea.

[Sally]

This is your mind.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Ryland]

That really did blow my mind.

[Chris]

That was a pretty good one. Feels good.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, Maw World.

[Sandy]

Ooh.

[Jared]

Some freaks go to Mall World in their dreams. Others experience paralysis. But normal people don't remember their dreams.

[Shane Dawson]

Aw, I don't think that's true.

[Spencer]

Feels like a little bit of misinformation going on during this recap, but.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Sally]

Jared, why don't you take this one?

[Spencer]

In school, did you drink the secret Kool Aid?

[Shane Dawson]

Did you hear those beeps?

[Spencer]

Now when you dream, are you going to Mall World? Conspiracy today says the people in the bleep program all experience the same dream. And soon you could join your friends.

[Shane Dawson]

In there, I think is Spencer live from Mall World.

[Sally]

Hey Spencer, what's going on over there?

[Shane Dawson]

Hi, Sally. Yes, that's me.

[Chris]

Here in Mall World. Yeah, I'm just down here by the beach, by the ocean, by the road that loop in front of each other and then also by the underground market which is different than the normal mall.

[Sandy]

Eric.

[Sally]

Alright you guys, well, thanks for watching this episode of the Shane Dawson podcast. Spencer's gonna go brush his teeth. Jared's gonna go flick his wrists.

[Chris]

I'm gonna spit on you, Sally, so you smell it?

[Spencer]

Sandy's going to go sleeping tomorrow.

[Sally]

Sleeping tomorrow?

[Sandy]

No, no, no. None of that. None of that.

[Sally]

Chris is gonna go butt crack hunting always. And Shane's going to film an incredible.

[Shane Dawson]

Pilot that's gonna get picked up to series and he's gonna make it for.

[Sally]

Years and years and years.

[Shane Dawson]

Years. Thanks, Sally. Wow, when Sally's nice, it really means something.

[Sally]

Don't forget to shop your Shane Dawson merch. Shane D. Merch.com. follow us all on social media, most importantly Sandy and Jared on YouTube. And Spencer and Chris and Ryland too.

[Sandy]

Boo. Boo.

[Shane Dawson]

When does this go up? The 23rd.

[Chris]

Happy Thanksgiving everybody.

[Ryland]

Have three videos on November.

[Shane Dawson]

When are they coming?

[Ryland]

I have three new videos that by the time this goes up will probably be up. They're gonna be the first three Mondays of November and they're all videos starring Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

So please, we're thankful.

[Jared]

Well, now it's just bingeable.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Need a binge for Thanksgiving. We got a whole turkey.

[Sally]

See you right here Next week in two weeks on the Shane Dawson Podcast. Good night.

[Shane Dawson]

Yay. Wow. Can I just say, that was a fun one.

[Chris]

That was a good one.

[Shane Dawson]

I love today.

[Sally]

Get to shop your Shane Daws merch. Shane D merch dot com. Follow us all on social media, most importantly, Sandy and Jared on YouTube. And Spencer and Chris and Rylan too.

[Shane Dawson]

Boo. Boo.

[Ryland]

I have three new videos that by the time this goes up, will probably be up. They're going to be the first three Mondays of November and they're all videos starring Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

So please, we're thankful.

[Jared]

Well, now it's just bingeable.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Need a binge for Thanksgiving? We got a whole turkey.

[Sally]

See you right here next week in two weeks on the Shane Dawson Podcast. Good night.

[Shane Dawson]

Yay. Wow. That was cool. Can I just say, that was a fun one.

[Chris]

That was a good one.

[Shane Dawson]

I loved today. And yeah, if you want to see all the behind the scenes of us making this pilot and, you know, casting all this stuff, it's on Patreon. But no pressure.

[Jared]

And if I'm being honest, Spencer's the only person in the room that I haven't experienced bad breath from.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Shade.

[Chris]

To everyone else in the room, thank you so.

[Shane Dawson]

All right, we'll see you guys next time. Bye. I can't get up. And Doug, here we have the Limu Emu in its natural habitat, helping people customize their car insurance and save hundreds with Liberty Mutual. Fascinating. It's accompanied by his natural ally, Doug. Limu is that guy with the binoculars watching us?

[Spencer]

Cut the camera. They see us.

[Shane Dawson]

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