Confronting Our Family Drama! Ft. Morgan & Vicki Adams

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: "Confronting Our Family Drama! Ft. Morgan & Vicki Adams"

Date: October 15, 2025

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Main Theme & Purpose

This lively episode of The Sip dives deep into family dynamics and drama as Ryland (Stephanie) and Lizze welcome back fan-favorite guests Morgan and Vicki Adams. The group navigates recent family chaos—including home disasters, celebrity sightings, homophobic encounters in small-town Colorado, and pop culture hot topics. True to the show’s uncensored style, no topic is off-limits, and the laughter flows fast as they share candid stories, debate new drama, and celebrate their bond.

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Breakdown of Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Family Roles, Favors, and Mom’s New Celebrity Life

• The group establishes that Morgan and Vicki are practically full-fledged cast members now, not just recurring guests.
• Vicki’s recent foray into vlogging is discussed, with the family joking about her being the “celebrity mom,” managed by her kids (“She’s like the celebrity mom and her kids are producing the show for her.” – Stephanie, 01:46).
• The group jokes about their exchange of favors as a family economy (“We do exchange of goods.” – Morgan, 01:16).
• Quick debate on whether these recurring guests should get paid.

2. Homeowner Problems: The Case of the ‘Dry Well’ & Home Drama

• Vicki’s dramatic texting during a water outage at the house led to Shane panicking, thinking there’d been a death (“Lead with the punchline next time. I thought something horrible happened.” – Stephanie, 03:08).
• The family discusses overreacting vs. managing cortisol spikes, referencing how contractors escalate problems for drama or higher bills (“You just have to take a deep breath and not take the reaction for yourself or for the drama of it all.” – Stephanie, 03:26).
• Turns out it was just a blown fuse (11:40); not the $30,000 disaster first suggested.

3. Party Planning Woes, Zip Line Accident, and Family Dynamics

• Vicki and Morgan recall the wild party thrown for Bruce’s retirement, noting Morgan’s food table display skills (05:47).
• Morgan survives a zip line accident at the party, narrowly avoiding injury by falling between two piles of alpaca poop (“I was, like, survivor clawing my way out of the cliff, all over me. It was bad.” – Morgan, 07:16).
• The zip line’s safety hazards prompt jokes about potential legal disclaimers and family liability.

4. Homophobia Encounters in Small-Town Colorado

• Vicki recounts a maintenance worker making openly homophobic remarks when she needed the well fixed (13:04).
  • “I’m sure glad this house sold because I don’t like gay people, and they used to live here.” – Homophobic handyman, recounted by Vicki, 13:04
• Family discusses how to handle moments like this and the challenge of changing prejudiced minds, ultimately deciding to let it go (“You’re not gonna change him. Just get over it.” – Morgan, 15:48).
• They note a general sense of “homophobics running rampant these days” (Morgan, 17:09), with recent stories about microaggressions from other parents and even coverage on reality TV.

5. Social Media Criticism and How to Cope

• The family (especially the women) share revelations about not reading negative DMs or Reddit, choosing to enjoy life rather than dwell on nasty comments (18:39).
  • “I was like, you know what? Look at my fabulous life. I have no business seeing what anyone’s talking about me or saying about me. And here I am sitting pretty.” – Stephanie, 19:32

6. Morgan’s Garage Door Invasion via Amazon

• Morgan shares a harrowing and hilarious story about her smart garage door being opened by an Amazon delivery driver after she unwittingly enabled “Sign in with Amazon.”
  • “He had opened my garage door, okay? With—I don’t know how he opened it!” – Morgan, 31:18
• Group debates the safety and creepiness of letting delivery drivers into one’s home or garage, deciding it’s too risky unless intended.

7. Chasing Radio Feuds & Missing Receipts

• The team tries (in vain) to track down a radio show that talked trash about Lizzie—struggling with the irrelevance of terrestrial radio and the tedious process of locating the clip (33:01).
  • “No one on Reddit is talking about you, Klein.” – Morgan, 33:58

8. Elizabeth’s Baby Sprinkle & Highlights

• Praise for the beautiful baby sprinkle party hosted at Ryland’s house, with kudos for décor, food, and overall vibes (36:15).
• The baby shower trivia game was hilariously hard, with only two guests getting four answers right out of ten; Ryland used ChatGPT for sudden-death questions (37:12).
• Ongoing debate about identifying dinosaurs vs. iguanas in kids’ clothing, and fun facts from the spouses.

9. Celebrity Run-Ins

A. Taylor Swift: Movie Premiere at the Commons

• Lizzie and Stephanie spot North West at the Taylor Swift movie (44:54), discussing Northwest’s recent media attention.

B. Ashley Tisdale at the Food Truck & Other Notables

• Lizzie stands in line with Ashley Tisdale, is too intimidated to approach her for a SIP guest invite (47:28).
• Recap of other celeb sightings at Halloween events (Zoe Deschanel, others), and stories from friends working the events (48:13).

10. Taylor Swift Album & Docuseries Discourse

• In-depth discussion on the latest Taylor Swift album rollout, the weight of expectations, and announcement fatigue (49:01). Commiseration over excessive vinyl releases and speculation about the new docuseries (51:23).
  • “I think the problem is expectations... Just like we’re managing our cortisol spikes, we need to start managing our expectations.” – Elizabeth, 49:37

11. Hot Topics & Quick Takes

• Drew Barrymore’s controversial TV moment sniffing feet and not washing them daily sparks a heated debate on proper hygiene, especially for feet and (for straight men) butts (56:32).
  • “You need to spread the cheeks and get some soap... and if you can, get a little soap up in the hole.” – Morgan, 56:55
• PSA on coochie-safe soaps for sensitive folks, cautioning against harsh products (57:17).

12. Charlie XCX Discourse

• Elizabeth admits to not “getting” Charlie XCX, sparking commentary about generational differences and pop personalities (61:00).
  • “We’re old and we’re sober.” – Elizabeth, 61:55
• Discussion of Kylie Jenner’s upcoming A24 movie cameo and why it makes business sense (64:00).

13. Dancing With The Stars

• Light discussion on this season’s cast (influencer-heavy), the advances of contestants, and the particular appeal of Robert Irwin (“He is so cute—and he’s actually good at dancing.” – Morgan, 69:01).
• Shout out to Alex Earl’s growing vlog and audience.

14. Upcoming Content & Podcast Plugs

• Morgan and Vicki promote their own channels and discuss plans for future pod swaps and content.
• Wrap up with reminders to check out family Patreons and upcoming vlogs, in-between the usual jokes about algorithm suspicions (71:02).

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Family Favors & Celebrity Parenting:
  • “She’s like the celebrity mom and her kids are producing the show for her.” — Stephanie (01:46)
• On Drama Overreactions:
  • “Lead with the punchline next time. I thought something horrible happened.” — Stephanie (03:08)
• On Homophobic Handyman:
  • “I’m sure glad this house sold because I don’t like gay people, and they used to live here.” — Recounted by Vicki (13:04)
• On Smart Home Fails:
  • “He had opened my garage door, okay? With—I don’t know how he opened it!” — Morgan (31:18)
• On Social Media Criticism:
  • “I was like, you know what? Look at my fabulous life. I have no business seeing what anyone’s talking about me or saying about me. And here I am sitting pretty.” — Stephanie (19:32)
• On Taylor Swift Album Fatigue:
  • “We all have record fatigue.” — Elizabeth (50:37)
• On Hygiene PSA:
  • “You need to spread the cheeks and get some soap with your hand and you need to scrub your ass.” — Morgan (56:55)
• On Generational Differences in Pop:
  • “We’re old and we’re sober.” — Elizabeth (61:55)

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Timestamps for Key Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |--------------------------------------------------------------|-------------| | Family intros, Vicki’s vlogging fame | 00:35–02:17 | | The great ‘dry well’ panic | 02:18–04:10 | | Bruce’s retirement party, zip line mishap | 05:27–09:05 | | Homophobia from local handyman & how they handled it | 11:40–15:53 | | Social media negativity/hate coping strategies | 18:39–19:44 | | Morgan’s Amazon garage door invasion | 29:35–32:47 | | Radio show beef & missing receipts | 33:01–35:41 | | Elizabeth’s baby sprinkle highlights & trivia game | 36:15–38:53 | | Celebrity run-ins: North West, Ashley Tisdale, etc. | 44:39–48:13 | | Taylor Swift album/docuseries, expectations, rollout | 49:01–52:33 | | Hygiene & Drew Barrymore foot debate | 55:31–57:17 | | Hot take on Charlie XCX and A24/Kylie Jenner film news | 61:00–64:11 | | Dancing With The Stars, Robert Irwin, Alex Earl’s vlogs | 66:00–70:20 | | Podcast plugs & family content announcements | 70:20–71:44 |

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Final Vibe & Takeaways

This episode embodies The Sip’s signature blend of raw family banter, pop culture obsession, and off-the-wall humor. There’s a deep sense of loyalty among the group, whether they’re debating small-town drama, laughing at their own misadventures, or defending each other from online and offline trolls.

If you want a mix of relatable family dysfunction, LGBTQ+ advocacy, juicy pop culture chat, and the kind of laughter that only comes with people who truly know each other—this is an essential episode.

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Quick Links

• Morgan’s YouTube: [Mentioned multiple times]
• Podcast Patreon: Pin in comments (due to algorithm concerns)
• Vicki’s Vlogs: New episodes out weekly!

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“Thank you so much for watching and supporting our show. We love you very much. We’ll see you next week.” – The Sip Team (71:44)

Transcript

[Joe]

Let me guess, everyone's gonna be on a billboard next.

[Morgan]

He had opened my garage door.

[Joe]

Let me cut this part out.

[Vicki]

Why cut this part out?

[Stephanie]

So our two celebrity run ins.

[Morgan]

The big fat homophobe.

[Stephanie]

I have realized I'm a little bit of a control freak.

[Morgan]

While I was like Survivor clawing my way out of the cliff all over me. It was bad story is.

[Elizabeth]

I don't with that.

[Vicki]

It's rolling.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, okay. It's rolling down the hill. Out of control.

[Vicki]

We got it.

[Stephanie]

Well, well, hello, girls, and welcome back to the sip. First and foremost, we have very special guests today. My mom and sister.

[Vicki]

Happy to be back.

[Morgan]

I'm starting to think we're not just guests, we're reoccurring casts.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, I guess you are part of the cast.

[Elizabeth]

They're recurring.

[Stephanie]

Do you expect to be paid as such too?

[Morgan]

I do work for free for my family. I work for free.

[Stephanie]

Okay. I'll work for you later today too. We'll call it a handshake.

[Morgan]

No, it is.

[Stephanie]

It's a.

[Morgan]

What would you call it? It's a barter.

[Elizabeth]

No, an exchange of goods.

[Morgan]

It's an. We do exchange of goods. You always know that the favor is going to be repaid to you back.

[Vicki]

Unless you're me.

[Joe]

What?

[Morgan]

You get more than anyone.

[Vicki]

Well, that's what I'm saying. I don't give you back.

[Morgan]

Oh, well. You're our mom.

[Stephanie]

Mama vlogs. Yeah, she's. What's the. The funniest thing about my mom's vlogs is the more you watch them, the. You realize she's like the. She's like the celebrity mom. Shane pointed this out because he was reviewing her vlog. That is either probably up before this, this podcast is even live.

[Morgan]

It'll be up.

[Stephanie]

And he goes, it's like she's a celebrity mom and her kids are producing the show for her. She's like. Because she even went to the mountains with her friends and all of her friends are like filming her walking up the mountain.

[Vicki]

And it's like my friend Amy kept asking me, I'll be your camera man.

[Stephanie]

She's this big celebrity and her channel is just being run like a machine for her. And then she's got her thumbnail ed, her vlog editor, her punch up editor.

[Vicki]

And you guys are my review editors.

[Joe]

I love it.

[Stephanie]

She's gonna learn. I mean, she's doing great. She's really doing great.

[Elizabeth]

She's running a business.

[Stephanie]

The vlogs are entertaining. She's having a good time. She's in a New era of her life. And I wish Shane was here to pick this pickle with you. But when you did run into a problem, your first big problem at our house, it was a sip filming day. And so mom texts Shane like, there was a death in the family. Wait, what was your problem? Do you have time to talk?

[Morgan]

And then, mom, you can't bait it with that.

[Stephanie]

Then the dots just kept going forever. And I'm filming. So Shane didn't want to go break it down and. And be like, rylan, what's going on? Texting, texting, texting. Then the dots go away, and then she's texting, texting, texting again. Shane's having a heart attack. Like, what?

[Elizabeth]

Like someone's dead.

[Stephanie]

Yes.

[Elizabeth]

And for some reason, Shane's the first to know.

[Morgan]

And then it's like, it was a.

[Vicki]

Big deal when it's like, I didn't.

[Stephanie]

Want to bother Ryland because they're filming, but the water at the house is out. And he's like, oh, my God. Lead. Lead with the punchline next time. I thought something horrible happened.

[Vicki]

Well, the guy told me that came out. Your well is dry.

[Elizabeth]

What is that?

[Vicki]

What?

[Elizabeth]

Shouldn't there be, like, a warning before your wells dry?

[Stephanie]

Well wasn't dry. You can't. This is another thing. I'm practicing managing cortisol highs, period. I heard Jason Oppenheimer, you know, from selling Sunset, I heard him talking about this. He was talking about, like, earlier in his life, he would be like, his adrenaline would just. Right shoes to, like, take on everything that comes with them. And especially with contractors, they'll tell you stuff like that. That's a $30,000 fix. Your well is dry, and you just have to take a deep breath and not take the reaction for yourself or for the drama of it all. And turns out that wasn't the problem.

[Vicki]

No, but it wasn't, thankfully. Thankfully. Because dollar signs were going through my head, and I thought, we'll be months without water. Just probably.

[Stephanie]

You think I'm gonna leave you high and dry without water at the house you moved into that I own?

[Elizabeth]

No, you can lap up at the lake.

[Vicki]

I. I pictured they had to dig a new well, and so I thought, oh, that's gonna take a month, I bet.

[Morgan]

I offered everyone to move in with me.

[Elizabeth]

Everyone's like, no, we're good.

[Stephanie]

No, the only one that took her up on it was my mom. My mom left family. They just stood, stayed there, waterless.

[Joe]

Dang, Morgan. And it's, like, so aggressive.

[Morgan]

I'm starting to think I'm the drama. No one wants to live with me.

[Vicki]

I did. I came over for two nights, but.

[Morgan]

Then there was no WI fi, so she left.

[Elizabeth]

Why don't you have WI fi?

[Morgan]

Because they told me I'd have to dig my own trench if I want WI fi.

[Vicki]

They did.

[Morgan]

Colorado sucks, okay?

[Stephanie]

There's no water.

[Morgan]

There's no WI fi.

[Stephanie]

There's a house being built above us, and my dream is for all of them to come, and I'll create a driveway for the golf cart to go between the two properties.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, then we got to get really cooking, mama, if we want to do that. And we're going to leave grandma and dad at the farmhouse because they take care of the alpacas. We love them, but they don't want to come. Everyone's always like, why does your dad not come with you? He doesn't want to. They act like we're bullies.

[Stephanie]

And now he just retired. Is that allowed? You guys talked about it. My dad just retired, so he's living this fabulous retired life.

[Elizabeth]

And I'm starting with an epic party that I was not invited to.

[Stephanie]

She's really upset about this, by the way.

[Elizabeth]

The heck she. Bruce, where's my camera? Bruce. I did the heck.

[Vicki]

I didn't invite anyone, really.

[Stephanie]

Except for 80 people.

[Elizabeth]

Say that. That looked cracking. I texted around. I was like, do you know that your parents are throwing a rager at your house right now?

[Morgan]

It was. There was a food truck. They spent, like, $1,000. The liquor store. It was crazy.

[Stephanie]

Morgan does have a knack for food design. That food table looked incredible. And she was the one to place it a future in food commercials. You know, like, dressing the food.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Mom told me yesterday, maybe you should quit YouTube and you could be a party planner. And I was like, I'm not a good planner. I can just unpackage. Well, that's all planning is.

[Stephanie]

We pulled our first sprinkle. Well, and that was in large part thanks to you guys.

[Morgan]

Yeah, busy sprinkle was really fun.

[Stephanie]

Hold on. We. We can't.

[Elizabeth]

We're jumping the goose.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, we're jumping the goose.

[Morgan]

We've got to get back to the party. I almost paralyzed myself. And who would be to blame if I paralyzed myself and you and Shane?

[Stephanie]

I gasped out loud three times because she put. She posted this story. We have this zip line at our house that goes from the top of our house all the way to the bottom of the property over the pond or lake, whichever you want to choose to call it. I'm not gonna fight that battle anymore. It's a small body of water.

[Elizabeth]

It's a puddle.

[Stephanie]

It's a puddle.

[Elizabeth]

The backyard puddle.

[Stephanie]

The backyard puddle. It goes over that. Morgan would have been blessed to fall into the puddle, opposed to what actually happened.

[Morgan]

That's what I was trying to avoid, because when I was on the Zimbabwe, and I was thinking, do not fall into this body of water in front of all of these boomers. They're gon.

[Joe]

They're gonna be literally a gaggle of boomers standing on one bank of the pond just watching her get on.

[Morgan]

No. And I did not look flattering on it. And anyway, I. There. I've been on it before and safely executed. I think that it needs some tuning.

[Stephanie]

Well, I need to tell. I need to be there to tell people. Here's what happens. As soon as you cross the puddle of water, you start getting a running exit. You have to, like, touch down. It's like an airplane. You've got to, like, touch down with your feet and run.

[Elizabeth]

Run on the tarmac.

[Stephanie]

It's a running landing, and I am having, like, a panic attack thinking about what could have happened and what I would have been responsible for if it hadn't been you and somebody else that really got injured.

[Morgan]

If I was paralyzed from the neck down, I'd be in your house in one of those chairs, and you'd have to lift me up and plot me to the toilet.

[Elizabeth]

Morgan went zooming across, didn't let go. Was that the problem?

[Morgan]

I thought that I didn't get an instruction manual. I thought that your feet could hit the tree and, like, bounce back. So I just.

[Joe]

30 miles an hour.

[Morgan]

I just kept going. And I didn't know there was a cliff, so I dropped. And then my feet went up and I went down the cliff. And dad shovels the alpaca over the cliff now. And there was two piles of. And somehow I miraculously went in the middle of the two piles of. And I was, like, 10ft down. I had to, like. Because I heard everyone being like, oh, my God.

[Joe]

Oh, she's dead. She's dead.

[Morgan]

And it took me a while. I was like, survivor clawing my way out of the cliff, all over me. It was bad.

[Joe]

I saw it. I was like, oh, no. I, like, had to tell my family, man. I was like, joe, come here. Morgan's unwell. She's been injured. It's bad.

[Vicki]

I dropped my camera to the ground and ran down the hill.

[Stephanie]

She put her vlog away for that. I just. Oh, my gosh. I think there's string lights above it. Maybe we should just leave the string lights and take off the zip line. Or it really needs to be like, I don't even know how we do. Like a legal disclaimer that makes me not responsible for that.

[Vicki]

I agree that it scared me. One other lady did.

[Morgan]

She went down. But she, she told me a pedestrian went down.

[Stephanie]

Lawyer gonna be reaching out soon.

[Vicki]

Well, she did.

[Joe]

Now that she knows she can. She might.

[Vicki]

She said the alpaca poop pile saved her life.

[Stephanie]

Well, the alpaca poop is really good fertilizer. So my dad's been and I was always too lazy. I just like dumped it at the bottom. But he's been packing it around the trees and in the places that have natural grass. He's really leaning into this retirement on this property in a great way.

[Vicki]

He loves it.

[Stephanie]

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[Vicki]

You know what? It was really just a fuse that blew, honestly.

[Stephanie]

So he wanted you to replace the well for a blown fuse? Oh, you have to tell them the best part of all of this. My mom gives me another dramatic call.

[Vicki]

I don't.

[Stephanie]

After I finally. After I finally figure out what's going on, Shane tells me like a day later, because there was a lot going on. We weren't just filming. It was a crazy week for me. And then when I find out what's going on, I finally call my mom. I get updated on the situation, and then my mom calls me and she says, well, I'm so sorry. And I said, about what? And she goes, well, I'm just so sorry. And I go, mom, about what? Stop with these. Just tell me the punchline theatrics. So give us the. Who cares? We never need to have.

[Vicki]

I don't even know what the next thing is.

[Stephanie]

Are you kidding me? The guy that was doing work on the house that found the problem.

[Morgan]

The big fat homophobe.

[Joe]

Okay, this is two in a month.

[Elizabeth]

What was the big fat homophone and.

[Stephanie]

The one on love is blind and normally no spoilers. I just started watching the first people.

[Vicki]

They do not specialize in wells. And so we had to call someone else. So I called a neighbor and we asked the neighbor, do you know anyone who would, you know, specialize in. Well, since you've lived here your whole life. And she said, yes. And I know the person that's worked on that property the most. And she said, so I will call him. Well, he. He had two day wait time, so we waited two days.

[Stephanie]

He came out, my mom's home alone.

[Vicki]

And I'm home alone when he arrives. But the interesting thing is the guy is like 80 years old. I think he can barely walk. His. You know, he's sharp as a tack, but he can barely walk. But the first thing he said to me was, well, I'm sure glad this house sold because I Don't like gay people. That. And they used to live here.

[Elizabeth]

That gay people did.

[Vicki]

And I.

[Stephanie]

Because we bought the house from a gay couple.

[Morgan]

Thank God those gay guys don't live here anymore.

[Stephanie]

They missed us completely. And then my mom just stood there frozen, and she's like. So I went upstairs. Well, you can tell your story.

[Vicki]

Well, because I was alone, I figured, well, my husband's on the way. I called him, and he was on his way home, so I thought I should wait or I'll call Ryan and ask him. But you didn't answer.

[Stephanie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Are you also on mute?

[Stephanie]

What? No. You're not on mute for calls if it's an emergency. And you. If you call me, calls come through. Your texts just don't come through because you text in a way that if cortisol would spike. And I'm choosing where my cortisol spikes and what I take to consume. You know what I'm saying?

[Vicki]

It's fine. It's fine.

[Stephanie]

Taylor Swift also had a hot ticket in her New Heights podcast, where she was like, what you give energy is what your day becomes, period. That combined with cortisol highs.

[Morgan]

I told mom that this morning when she started worrying about nothing.

[Stephanie]

And.

[Elizabeth]

Come on. How do we handle this? Big fat.

[Stephanie]

So then my mom goes upstairs.

[Vicki]

Yeah. So I. You know, he goes out, gets all of his things. He goes downstairs, and I'm a nervous wreck. I'm thinking, what if he looks over and notices the picture of Shane and Ryland? Because there's one of your wedding thing. So it's like, oh, gosh, this wedding.

[Stephanie]

Well, our courtyard. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Or rendezvous in the most homophobic city in Colorado.

[Stephanie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Literally.

[Stephanie]

We got married at the most homophobic city there is.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

Good for you. The people in there were really nice.

[Morgan]

Be the change.

[Vicki]

But luckily, Bruce walks through the door, and I'm telling. Well, I had called him too, and he just kept saying, just wait. He walks in the door. I'm like, I want to kick him out. I'm just gonna go down there and tell him, now that you're home, he's out. And I go down there, and Bruce follows me, and he told us, well, it's just a fuse. I've already fixed it. And I'm like, well, okay, I guess.

[Elizabeth]

We'Re okay with homophobia. I guess there's some exceptions.

[Stephanie]

Water homophob. Pay you the bill and get out of here. And then she calls me, though, and she's like, I was gonna kick him out. And then by the time dad got home, he told me he was done. And I. So then I. I let a homo. I let a guy that hates gay people fix the house. I'm so sorry. And I was like, I don't. What am I gonna do? Why. Why is it my job to change an 80 year old's mind? Whatever. Just.

[Morgan]

Yeah, he's gonna crook soon.

[Vicki]

And that's what you. No offense, but you're like, you know what, Mom?

[Morgan]

We gotta get the homophobic problem solved.

[Vicki]

You're not gonna change him. Just get over it.

[Elizabeth]

And I'm like, oh.

[Stephanie]

I was like, really? The biggest problem is we need to work on you just delivering the punchline when there's bad news.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, I agree on that.

[Stephanie]

So if there's a lesson we learned. My dad does this, you either call me or you text up front, what's going on?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's like when my school. My son's school has a problem, the first thing that they do on the call is they say everything is okay. And then they say, you didn't pay us.

[Vicki]

Billy's okay.

[Joe]

Your son is safe for the next 15 minutes.

[Elizabeth]

But it was. But at.

[Joe]

At minute 16, we're kicking him out.

[Elizabeth]

And there's no armed guard on the streets.

[Vicki]

Yeah, okay, that was an event.

[Stephanie]

Okay, do you want to talk about the drama at your house?

[Morgan]

You're not going to tell them about the homophobic lady you met last night? The homophobics are running rancid these days. They're like the la.

[Joe]

But I'm sure they're rancid, too.

[Morgan]

Okay, side note, Lizzy's mom came up to me and she said, you and Rylan, you guys are just so smart. And I was like, I don't know if anyone's ever used that to describe us.

[Elizabeth]

And I was like, no, I'm pretty sure we're not.

[Joe]

And I said.

[Stephanie]

I told your mom. I was like, thank you so much. We're not smart, but we have figured it out.

[Morgan]

They're running rampage. Wait, what's the word?

[Stephanie]

Rampage.

[Morgan]

The homophobics are rampant these days.

[Joe]

Someone really did recently say to me.

[Elizabeth]

Like, you guys are just smart. Like, no. Like, I think, like, legally, we're not.

[Stephanie]

That was at the same party, which was your baby sprinkle. And somebody walked into my, like, dining room, and they go, stephanie, that's an incredible piece of art. It is just, like, a blank. And Lizzie and I go, what? And she goes, that's an artist. You would know him. And we go, no, we wouldn't. And she goes, no, let me search it and I'll show You. You'll know it might be. And I go, no, we really wouldn't.

[Joe]

I was like, unless, like Taylor Swift or Travis Kelce painted it. We wouldn't know.

[Stephanie]

We really won't. She goes, no, no, no. It is this. And I'm like, you know what? You're right. It is that.

[Elizabeth]

That is what it is.

[Stephanie]

That is what it is.

[Elizabeth]

I farted and I have to leave the space now.

[Morgan]

Tell them about the homophobic lady at.

[Stephanie]

The carnival last night. We're at Night of the Jacks. This is a three year tradition for Elizabeth and I.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

One year without children, two years with.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

And we love it. It's. It's fun, you know, like if you have kids, it's a fun time. I don't know if, like, Morgan going alone would have a great time, but.

[Morgan]

I had a great time.

[Stephanie]

I know, but we had kids with us. Us.

[Elizabeth]

We went without kids in mirror and had an okay time.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, there were. Yeah, there's always. Seems like there's a circumstance for me, huh?

[Vicki]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Joe]

Choose your cortisol.

[Stephanie]

Now I am.

[Elizabeth]

Now you are.

[Stephanie]

Now I am. Because you realize you don't need to take everything that comes at you so serious, because most of the time it doesn't pan out to be serious at all. And you're only affecting yourself, period. Overline theming.

[Vicki]

Morgan talk.

[Morgan]

I gave mom this whole speech this morning.

[Elizabeth]

Anyway, that's so funny. I had this revelation in the car on the way here because I posted something on Instagram and immediately got a bunch of nasty messages. And then I was like, but I had to go out of my way to see those nasty messages. I didn't have to see them.

[Morgan]

Oh, I don't look at anything.

[Elizabeth]

Exactly. And then it's like, I don't care.

[Stephanie]

You're like, I have showgirl nails. I'm fine.

[Elizabeth]

Listen, I.

[Morgan]

Cat eye orange, Cattle matters.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, well, even some. Somebody referenced something and I. I don't know how Reddit came up at that party. And I was like, I'm sure. And I was like, you know what? I'm sure it's bad about me too, but I'm living this wonderful, fabulous life. And Haley goes, it is bad.

[Morgan]

I was like, no, those are the type of people we need to cut. I hate a bitch that will come and be like, did you see this on Reddit about you?

[Joe]

I'm like, no, we told Haley, but we keep telling this bitch. It's none of our business.

[Stephanie]

She has learned to not tell us about what she finds on Reddit. It's fine, you can leave it.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Stephanie]

She told us, but it was just funny because she's like, it is bad. And I was like, you know what? Look at my fabulous life. I have no business seeing what anyone's talking about me or saying about me. And here I am sitting pretty.

[Elizabeth]

But then this lady at the food truck said, okay.

[Stephanie]

So then we finally decide on a food truck. And while we're waiting for the food, I'm like pushing the twins. They have their bubble machines to try to keep them entertained. And this girl is with her mom and she looks at Shane and I and she goes, are they twins?

[Elizabeth]

How old is this girl?

[Stephanie]

Probably six.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, so a six year old asks if you and Shane are twins.

[Stephanie]

She asks her mom, okay, she does. And then the mom goes, I don't think so. I think their kids are probably twins, but they are probably not. And she goes, are you sure? And the mom goes, well, why don't you just ask them? Because obviously hear all of this. It's a kid. She's being loud. I mean, she's a six year old. And so I finally say like, yeah, they are twins. And then a couple more moments pass and then she goes, well, why do they look like each other, Mom? And the mom goes, well, it's very common for gay guys to date other guys that look like themselves, just looking me dead in the eyes. And I was like, like, what?

[Elizabeth]

That's a really weird.

[Morgan]

If you're gay, you're gonna date someone that looks like your brother.

[Stephanie]

And I just had to walk away as a shade. I'm going to find the table. And I took the boys and I just left. I was like. And he goes, I don't think she said that. She was like being nice to us. And I was like, she was bringing nice to us. And she said that. But I don't. I don't know if she meant anything mean by it, but how she delivered it, it just rubbed.

[Joe]

It's a really insane lesson to instill on a six year old too.

[Morgan]

Gay guys just date guys that look exactly like themselves.

[Elizabeth]

Watch her daughter grow up to be super gay and just be like, I should date someone who looks like me. Me.

[Morgan]

Are you guys watching Love is Blind? No.

[Elizabeth]

A little bit, but I can only get it in 20 minute increments.

[Morgan]

Well, there's a girl that's being outwardly homophobic and it outrages me to a point where I almost made an ins. I was sitting in my bed and I made an Instagram story about it. And then I was like, I Can't be this person. I've never had the urge to be that person. She was. She got on.

[Stephanie]

She was like, she's doubling down.

[Morgan]

She doubles down.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. What is it? Because I've seen this, like, I've seen this going viral a little bit.

[Morgan]

This guy who's clearly like a little fruity. Right. Of course, the homophobic girl ends up with the fruity guy.

[Elizabeth]

Is that. And that's the g. Is. His name is Nick.

[Stephanie]

I don't.

[Morgan]

I can never remember their names. Oh, my gosh. But to paint a picture for you, the Love is Blind is in my homeland of Denver, Colorado, where I've been telling everyone for years, the men are specifically nuts. Nuts.com. all of the bad men filter there for some reason. So he's like, what would you say if your kids ended up to be gay? A reasonable question to ask someone that you're dating? I think she was like, I wouldn't be thrilled. And then he's like, what do you mean by that? She was like, I think it's a fad. And they need to be educated and know that it's a fad. And if they're choosing to be gay, that's going to be a hard life.

[Vicki]

What?

[Stephanie]

My life's not very hard.

[Morgan]

And then she gets on Instagram and doubles. This doubles down.

[Vicki]

What?

[Morgan]

People are being outwardly homophobic these days, and it's outraging to me as an ally. Mom and I are allies. We have cups.

[Stephanie]

Mom's in a group at work.

[Joe]

What are the cuts? What are the cups? I wanted Ally cups.

[Stephanie]

They're like cups that make me homophobic. They're like the rainbow ones. And I'm like, oh, put the cup away.

[Morgan]

It says proud Ally.

[Vicki]

Mine says proud parent.

[Stephanie]

This is a better cup for you to get than sip with Ryland and Lizzie.

[Joe]

I want to cut this as proud wife of a gay man.

[Stephanie]

It's not yet available.

[Vicki]

I'm taking that home with me.

[Stephanie]

This one?

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

Okay, that's fine.

[Vicki]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

Well, that was my story. I'm sick of the homophobes being homophobic.

[Stephanie]

Well, thank you. Thank you for standing up for us.

[Morgan]

And you guys need to watch Love is Blind because everyone's talking about it except for you guys.

[Elizabeth]

I'm watching it in 20 minute increments, which is really frustrating.

[Morgan]

You're pregnant.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, but I started yesterday. Day before we took a nap when the baby.

[Elizabeth]

It's a little hard to watch. Yeah, it's like. Like we're. We're not very bright, but, like, no, what's going on with these people?

[Morgan]

They're from Denver.

[Elizabeth]

And is it.

[Stephanie]

Respectfully, it might. Might have something to do with the altitude.

[Morgan]

The women in Denver are fine. The men are specifically.

[Stephanie]

I had to get out.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

I couldn't identify as that.

[Morgan]

The only men from Colorado that I know that are like, like doing well in life are the ones that got out of Denver. Sorry.

[Vicki]

She'll put me to sleep. So from now on, when I can't get to sleep, I'm gonna put all.

[Stephanie]

Of those shows take a minute. Yeah, you gotta invest your time. You gotta watch drama to be paid off.

[Vicki]

Maybe that's it.

[Morgan]

I'm not saying all the people of Denver are bad. I'm saying the demographic of men that I would date, they're all bad, period.

[Joe]

Right.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

We were. Joe and I were on a cruise one year and there was a. Like, there was a conversation happening between some like. Like, you know, 70 plus, like 70 plus year old people, and they were being super homophobic in judgment. Yeah. You know, that's like not a choice. Right? Like, they're just. They're just gay and that's it. And they were like, oh, he's like, yeah, they're just normal people who are just also gay. And they're like, interesting.

[Joe]

Well, that was like, as if that was food for thought. And then it kind of like, for a moment, it felt like Joe solved homophobia in that group.

[Stephanie]

Honestly, that's how I. That's how I wish it would be solved. Because when I came out, I just didn't want people to treat me different. Like, now you're gonna want to go shopping with me. No, I don't want to fucking go shopping with you.

[Elizabeth]

Hate shopping.

[Morgan]

Now you're wanting to do this with.

[Stephanie]

Me because you're gay. I'm like, no, I don't want to do any of that. I don't want to be treated any different. I just want to still be me. And that's like, I think the big. I mean, you know, to each their own, but for me, it was just like. No, just be a person. Okay. Speaking of spooky things happening in Denver.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Morgan]

Oh, I feel like I'm taking over, you guys.

[Stephanie]

No, that's fine. We'll show. We'll consume the second half.

[Elizabeth]

Laugh. I also told Joel because I'm not feeling well. I was like, it's okay. Morgan and Vicki are here.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're not. Yeah.

[Stephanie]

He was like, I'm concerned about you.

[Morgan]

You're a gorgeous pregnant lady. Lizzie.

[Stephanie]

My mom kept saying as we Were reviewing the photos from last night. She just kept saying, she's just so pretty. Oh, my gosh.

[Morgan]

She made my jaw drop. She took my breath away.

[Elizabeth]

That's crazy, because I saw some pictures, too.

[Vicki]

You walked into the shower and you just stole the show. She just looked gorgeous.

[Stephanie]

I ripped the security camera.

[Vicki]

The dress.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, thank you.

[Vicki]

The dress.

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't care.

[Morgan]

It was like a celebrity arriving at the osc.

[Vicki]

She dressed for the event and her makeup was perfect. Oh, sorry. I hit it again.

[Joe]

We can't give Vicki any mics.

[Vicki]

No mics, no mics. I just can't do it.

[Joe]

It's like you hit it with a mallet, too. Like a metal.

[Vicki]

I hit it with my wedding ring. It's like. Okay. I can't hit it enough.

[Stephanie]

Okay. Morgan.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So everyone who owns a garage.

[Stephanie]

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[Morgan]

Morgan, that was maybe the most impressive thing I've ever actually seen with my own two eyes. There was no cuts. There was no looking at paper.

[Stephanie]

Wait till you see the next one.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God. He's a living, breathing talent.

[Joe]

He might ask you to leave the room for the next one. Nobody look at me. That's what he do. That's what you do in between. I don't know if you're wearing yours. Listen, listen. I've done maybe eight ads in my whole life.

[Stephanie]

I know. And it's because.

[Elizabeth]

So there's I'm just saying there's a curve.

[Joe]

I'll get better on number 1000.

[Stephanie]

And I'm trying to relinquish control. I have realized I'm a little bit of a control freak.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God, me too. And I think there's something wrong with us.

[Stephanie]

I'm just realizing, like, maybe not everything has to be done the way I need it done, and it can still get done.

[Morgan]

Do you think we both have ocd?

[Elizabeth]

Yes, I know he does.

[Stephanie]

I'm pretty managed.

[Elizabeth]

No, but when you. You're very well managed. But didn't Vicki told us you had OCD?

[Stephanie]

I had severe OCD, yeah. And I had to go see Dr. Kate because of it.

[Vicki]

And he would get stickers if he could not be ocd.

[Elizabeth]

Should we implement a sticker system within the confines of this office?

[Stephanie]

Oh, no.

[Elizabeth]

He's just like, a gold sticker for chillness.

[Stephanie]

And one of my kids might be fin following in suit.

[Vicki]

Very true.

[Stephanie]

That's what. That's. That's what he says. We're trying to figure out what he's saying. He's, like, made up his own word, and it's. He just chants it and he thinks.

[Vicki]

Sometimes, though, he gives arm movement.

[Stephanie]

He has to. Like, once he finishes the banana, he has to throw it in the trash. If he finds trash on the floor, he can't focus until it's. He throws it in the trash himself.

[Elizabeth]

That's fairly normal for the Sam.

[Vicki]

Small little piece of fuzz on the carpet.

[Elizabeth]

Kate's kids do it.

[Stephanie]

Okay. I mean, but it's with a lot of things. Like, even we can't. We can't do our routine out of our routine. The other night, I was like, we can have our bedtime snack out here tonight. And he was like, absolutely not.

[Elizabeth]

Dang.

[Stephanie]

Absolutely not. And he waddled his butt to the room. Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

I took a tag off of his shirt for him. He already had it on a new shirt that Lizzie had purchased for him. And he was, like, pissed that we weren't going to the trash can to throw the tack away. We had to go walk to the trash can, throw the tag away before he could continue.

[Elizabeth]

Wow.

[Stephanie]

He is. It's.

[Elizabeth]

There are worse things, though, just because he's a neat nick.

[Stephanie]

No, he loves to clean, too.

[Elizabeth]

Love that.

[Stephanie]

Loves to clean. He likes to clean up the room.

[Morgan]

Very useful.

[Vicki]

Jet will be getting more things out.

[Stephanie]

And creating a big mess.

[Morgan]

Okay. Anyone who owns a garage.

[Stephanie]

So Morgan's had three of them.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no, no. My garage was 40 years old. And I.

[Stephanie]

That was the problem.

[Morgan]

Well, yeah, okay, so I had this garage that was really. I had hit it a. It was bent, it was crooked, whatever. But a garage is very expensive, right? And I was already in so much debt after I finished my house that I was like, you know what? Who cares about the garage, right?

[Elizabeth]

Just the door.

[Morgan]

The door. And the whole system was like, old. Like the whole opening and closing. Okay? So the last time I came back from being on the SIP official podcast, I get home and my garage is no longer. And I call the guy that fixes it. He's like, girl, this garage has been here for far too long. It's. It's done. It's done. So I have to get a new one, you know, and with the new ones, you can open it and close it on your phone.

[Stephanie]

I feel like we're missing one garage between those two, but. Okay, one, you didn't replace your garage and then back into your garage.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, well, using garages if it means something specific. But garage is like a whole building.

[Stephanie]

Houses your car.

[Elizabeth]

Right? But what. What is she.

[Stephanie]

We're talking about the garage door and the motor that opens the door.

[Morgan]

Well, you see, I had backed into it once and it got bent, and this really big strong guy came and he bent it back into place.

[Stephanie]

What happened to my gate?

[Elizabeth]

Have you tried hiring a homophobic handyman?

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Stephanie]

I haven't yet. But this.

[Morgan]

This was the time that the garage had lived its final life. So I get a new one, and you open it and close it on your phone, which is very bougie. Okay, that is. And I get the app and I'm so excited because woohoo, new garage. And then it has you like, you know how you log into things and it's like, connect to Google so you can sign in and you don't have to make a whole account. It said sign in with Amazon. And I was like, okay, cool. Then I don't have to make an account. So I sign in with Amazon. Then I see the Amazon driver pulling up my. My driveway, okay? So I know that he was there, and I know that he had gone. So then I go to my front door and I'm looking for the package. It's not there. I go to the back door, I'm looking for the package, it's not there. And I'm like, where the hell is this package, bro? So I look. You know how they take a picture? I go, I get my phone. He had opened my garage door, okay, With. I don't know how he Opened him.

[Elizabeth]

Well, because you connected his Amazon.

[Morgan]

I didn't know that that was what.

[Stephanie]

You would think would happen.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, I would. Because then you don't want your. You don't signed in, you don't want your. Your packages outside.

[Stephanie]

That might be the delivery.

[Morgan]

Any delivery driver that. Do they have, like, background? No.

[Stephanie]

People were pissing and on people's porches in LA because of the am. Like, the Amazon drivers.

[Morgan]

Yeah, so.

[Stephanie]

So I don't think they're like criminally checked to be. Have the credentials to be opening your garage where your garage door is probably open inside of that.

[Vicki]

I have to say, I think it's the Amazon app and the garage app talking. I don't know, think the driver code or anything. It's. It's basically Amazon.

[Stephanie]

Doesn't matter. You could.

[Vicki]

No, I'm. I wouldn't do it. I'm just saying that she thought she was using it to sign in.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Haunting, though, that a man that I don't know was in my garage in her house.

[Stephanie]

And not even realizing the garage had opened. A pen placed and closed.

[Elizabeth]

Hate it. Hate it.

[Morgan]

I felt so violated that someone had been in my garage. They had seen all my trash.

[Vicki]

And now the question is, did you do something about it to turn that off?

[Morgan]

Well, I haven't ordered anything since, but I guess there is an option that says deliver with your garage door. And when you click deliver with your garage door, they can open it and close it. But just the thought of a random man being able to come in your garage.

[Elizabeth]

What if your cats have been in your garage?

[Vicki]

Yeah, scary.

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Stephanie]

We don't keep our cats in our garage, but I don't know.

[Morgan]

So not the garage. No, ladies and gentlemen with garage doors, do not sign in with Amazon unless you want creeper creepers in your house.

[Elizabeth]

I hate that.

[Morgan]

I hate it too.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And that's all I got.

[Stephanie]

Apparently we have more beef with a radio show, but the radio is so irrelevant, we literally can't find it.

[Elizabeth]

We can't find the beef. Oh, it's so sad.

[Morgan]

And if I did know how to.

[Stephanie]

Find the radio, I was asking the. So at Lizzie's baby shower, which we're just about to talk about right now, but one of her friends walks up and she goes, I was listening to the radio and somebody was talking crap. And then I was like, I think this is about Lizzie. And then as they're giving more details, I said, this is definitely about Lizzie.

[Elizabeth]

Apparently they know I'm pregnant again too, which is incredible. Thanks for the Congratulations, Klein.

[Stephanie]

And so I've been. We've been spending all morning trying to find them talking about us and which.

[Elizabeth]

By the way, a most maddening affair. I've never done a terrible task for the SIP that I've hated more than trying to listen to that show on double speed.

[Stephanie]

And so then I went to the Chugger Chat, which check their comment section.

[Elizabeth]

See if there's a time stamp. There's five comments.

[Stephanie]

So, I mean, and so revenge because.

[Morgan]

No one cares about your show anyway. Klein. Well, no one can find the receipts. No one on Reddit is talking about you. Klein.

[Stephanie]

And so I asked the Chugger Chat, I'm like, can you guys do any. Did any of you hear this? Or do you know where we can access the clip?

[Elizabeth]

Sip.

[Stephanie]

And everyone's looking but can't find it. And Linda, she goes, you guys should call the radio station and dedicate actually romantic to them because they're so obsessed with the sim.

[Morgan]

Yeah, can we call in?

[Stephanie]

And then more people are dropping their phone, like to call in. Should I tell them? Do you guys want to call and say can you guys play actually romantic Love the sip.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

Their phone number. Oh, wait. For on air contact guests. Oh, for general office and from. Okay. For on Air contests. 800.

[Elizabeth]

A contest, though.

[Stephanie]

955.

[Elizabeth]

That's not the right number.

[Vicki]

It doesn't matter.

[Stephanie]

What do you mean?

[Vicki]

Let him call.

[Elizabeth]

But it's for a contest.

[Stephanie]

On. For on air content. I don't know. Okay. I don't know. Let me see. That's the best way.

[Elizabeth]

Are you sure it's a contest? Is this a nice moose situation?

[Morgan]

It might have to be a thing where you're listening and then they're like, call in now.

[Stephanie]

You, you have to pay to access their archive. Somebody said, I think, I think we should work on that though. Oh, somebody had said they found it though. Sorry, I'm gonna stop just scrolling this chat.

[Elizabeth]

We love when you just scroll the chat.

[Stephanie]

I don't think anybody. I don't think anybody found it, but gosh, okay, hopefully we can find it by next week. I have a whole week to dig and find this so we can continue our feud with Kevin Klein. And if you know the radio number for kroc, then please dedicate actually romantic. Ask them to play it and dedicate it to the SIP period.

[Vicki]

Oh, that's okay.

[Stephanie]

So this was a big weekend for us. Elizabeth's baby Sprinkle was last Saturday and boy, oh boy, was it an event.

[Elizabeth]

It was an event.

[Stephanie]

It really was.

[Elizabeth]

I'M so sad it's over.

[Stephanie]

Didn't it shake out wonderfully?

[Elizabeth]

It shook out quite nicely. You did a good job.

[Stephanie]

And did you feel like you knew everything about it?

[Elizabeth]

No. Joe was even saying, what a lovely event. What a really well done job. Super. He was like, the food setup was super classy. The decorations were just perfect. He goes, rylan's house is so beautiful, though, that it needs no decoration. Everyone was like, his house is so gorgeous. I had so much fun.

[Stephanie]

Well, I was trying to make the aesthetics of the courtyard really pretty with all of the flowers and stuff to make that a big part of the. The theme itself. Because it was Halloween, we got, like, all the Halloween themed flowers. Lizzie walks out from after seeing the food, and she goes, that's fancier food than my wedding.

[Elizabeth]

It is. We didn't put our food in anything. I think I just had it in the chicotians.

[Stephanie]

I think my only misstep was not labeling the chicken. A lot of girls were like, I can't have spice. And I'm like, how much can one gay man do with three women that are helping him? Okay, too bad. Take one bite, and if it's too spicy, I'm sorry. But other than that, it turned out fabulous.

[Elizabeth]

No, it was super sweet.

[Stephanie]

I was able to execute on a game for Lizzie. The trivia was a little too hard.

[Elizabeth]

But this was probably my favorite part of the baby shower. He. The games that you put together with the trivia were so impossibly hard that there was a doctor there who couldn't.

[Joe]

Get any of the questions right.

[Elizabeth]

And then the. The sudden death, because only two people.

[Joe]

Got four answers right. The sudden death question that Rylan pulls.

[Elizabeth]

His phone out, he goes, okay, chat GPT. What is a challenging baby shower question that I can ask right now?

[Stephanie]

For sudden death, I was very specific. I was like, what is a multiple choice question about newborn horns that can be played for a trivia game at a baby shower?

[Joe]

The first time he reads it is out loud as the question.

[Elizabeth]

And it's like, how do you know when your infant has stopped breathing and is dead?

[Joe]

And everyone's like, oh, oh, oh.

[Stephanie]

I go to chat GPT. I'm doing, like, the talk to text because I'm a boomer. And I was like, something a little more positive, please.

[Joe]

I'm gonna baby shower.

[Stephanie]

And chat says, absolutely with a huge smiley face. And I was like, yeah, you just you. But there were 10 questions on the trivia and the top. Only two people got four of them. Right? So it was a little Too challenging. The aura frame was a sponsor. Or what was a sponsor. Oops. They're sponsoring this podcast coming up. So they sent me two different frames.

[Joe]

Maybe cut this part out.

[Stephanie]

Why?

[Joe]

I gifted one to my family and acted like it was a gift.

[Vicki]

Okay, so we'll cut this part out.

[Stephanie]

They're such good gifts, though. Like, this podcast isn't even sponsored by them, and they're incredible.

[Joe]

Let's cut it out.

[Chris]

No.

[Joe]

It looks like a really good daughter.

[Vicki]

I guess you better zip it up.

[Stephanie]

Whatever, Robin. It was still a good gift to my dad. Ever, Chris.

[Joe]

Now I have to give one to Robin too.

[Morgan]

Apparently a gift is a gift, no matter who paid for it.

[Stephanie]

And then the other ones were 100 DoorDash gift cards. Those ones were lit.

[Elizabeth]

Those were lit. I didn't realize those were 100.

[Stephanie]

Those weren't gifts. They were $250. And I didn't split them up. I was just like, come on, have at it.

[Vicki]

Fun.

[Stephanie]

But it was fun. You have so many mom friends, it's crazy. They're very fun, but it's like, wow, I'm exhausted that you keep up with them all the time.

[Morgan]

You're a socialite.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, but it's easier because we're. We're all in a group WhatsApp, so we're kind of talking all day every day, right? And like, it's like we're trauma bonded going through the new. You know, if you were. If you went through the newborn trenches with somebody, you would probably be in contact with them.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Elizabeth]

And they're all lovely, so it was great.

[Stephanie]

A lot of people traveled in for you. The weather was perfect.

[Elizabeth]

Perfect.

[Stephanie]

The event couldn't have been better.

[Elizabeth]

Joe styled Billy and spiked his hair.

[Stephanie]

My number one issue, what my kids were wearing. And my mom, God bless her, she walked out and she goes, you're. Do you. What do you want them to wear? And I was like, so in, like, preparing for the party mode that I just said, I don't care. I cared. Looking back, that's my biggest regret.

[Morgan]

He saw the photos and he was like, what are my babies wearing?

[Stephanie]

And then I kept talking about it later and even in front of Joe. And Joe goes, I can't even remember what they were wearing, so it's not a big deal. And Lizzie goes, I can iguanas.

[Elizabeth]

It's only because they loved them. I was with someone and they were like, are those dinosaurs? And I was like, those are iguanas.

[Morgan]

Oh, I was sitting there too.

[Stephanie]

And I was like, they're like, Hideously bold patterns. Dinosaurs.

[Elizabeth]

Now, who said that? Because I was like, what do you like?

[Morgan]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth]

Those are clearly iguanas.

[Stephanie]

Your husband also gave me a shocking revelation that. I guess the dinosaurs in museums aren't even real.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Stephanie]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Elizabeth]

No. There's no real dinosaur.

[Stephanie]

Like, you guys know this. There's no, like, full skeleton of a dinosaur anywhere. So there's a few, but when they put them together in museums, I mean, I don't know. This is alleged.

[Elizabeth]

No. You can Google it.

[Stephanie]

Oh, you can Google it.

[Morgan]

Joe's full of fun facts.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Vicki]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Joe really is sometimes. He's very wrong, though. That's why I'm saying.

[Stephanie]

Well, that's why I said allegedly.

[Elizabeth]

You should Google it.

[Stephanie]

That's why I said allegedly.

[Vicki]

Do we dare tell Lizzie that we really like Joe? You.

[Stephanie]

Oh. They were saying you'd never know how sweet and nice Joe is from just listening to this podcast alone.

[Elizabeth]

I know.

[Vicki]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Joe's very lovely and kind and very sociable and pleasant.

[Joe]

Joe's literally the sweetest motherfucker in the world, and he just wants to be part of it, and he just wants to be a homie. And I'm like, he is a big hit. And then I'm like, come home.

[Elizabeth]

And he. He's like, I made you a saltwater foot soak that bubbles and rubs. And here, put on this light therapy head mask me.

[Stephanie]

And he goes, come over anytime for drinks. We'll get the red lights out for you, and we'll just have a great time.

[Elizabeth]

He calls it Joey Boots Salon for pretty.

[Stephanie]

And he invited me over for that. He likes gay people.

[Elizabeth]

Invited you?

[Stephanie]

He did. Dang.

[Elizabeth]

He's the one who defended you to the homophobes. And I said nothing.

[Joe]

Right as the ally.

[Vicki]

So we're. We're all coming over tonight because he invited us.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, Joe would love it. He loves hosting. He'll get you whatever ice. Ice cream you want, too.

[Morgan]

We want to go to the pretty girl salon. He said pretty. I asked him, are you excited to have a second kid? He's like, yeah, I'm just trying to learn more about how to make sure Billy never feels like he's being replaced and how they both feel like they're getting equal amount of love. And I was like.

[Stephanie]

I was like, lizzy's never been worried about it.

[Elizabeth]

I'm always like, what are you fearful.

[Stephanie]

About with two kids?

[Elizabeth]

She's like, I mean, I know it's going to be hell, but I don't. I'm not worried about it.

[Stephanie]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. I mean we have.

[Stephanie]

I told them that too. I was like Lizzie's child. Just like, I was like, Lizzy has this special knack for like if hell's surrounding her, she just leans into it. Well, not saying that two babies is, but I'm just saying any situation just like, let's go.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

What else are you supposed to do? Just sit in it and, and then you're there longer and then it's. I'm like, when does it, you know what I mean? When does it end? It ends when you decide it's over. It's okay.

[Vicki]

But you don't even seem nervous.

[Stephanie]

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Yes.

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That's what I.

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[Elizabeth]

We never circled back.

[Stephanie]

Lizzy. We never circled back to that.

[Morgan]

And she said, I'm in my car.

[Stephanie]

I'm on my way back. We've got to discuss. So, you know, we went to the Taylor Swift movie. Did you guys go to that?

[Morgan]

No.

[Stephanie]

Oh, well, you'll. I'm sure you'll see it somewhere on YouTube eventually.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

And as we're leaving the Taylor Swift movie, we look over and Lizzie goes, is that Northwest? I go, no, that's not possible. No, that's literally not possible.

[Elizabeth]

It's possible. We're at the Calabasas Commons.

[Stephanie]

And then I look over and I see a security guard. And I go, o. That's definitely Northwest. Yeah. And then I look back, and it's her bright blue hair. And I'm like, oh. And it's her, like, just being loud with her other two friends, probably on camera.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

It's like me at Javier's full flash recording something that's got to hit the Internet.

[Joe]

And the security card sees us coming this rubber neck over here just, like, staring at her.

[Elizabeth]

I'm like, stop staring.

[Stephanie]

Bake off. And I was like, you yelled, is that Northwest? I was like, that wasn't the dead giveaway. It's me looking to try check. And the security guard just inches closer. And I'm like, he's honestly good at his job, but I couldn't believe Kimberly would just let north run wild at the comments.

[Morgan]

Did you see that Northwest made Kanye West's betrayal list?

[Elizabeth]

I did see that.

[Stephanie]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Crazy.

[Elizabeth]

And you know what? I wish that Kanye wouldn't do things like that. Because, like, as much, I mean, there's.

[Stephanie]

A lot of things that everyone wishes Kanye wouldn't do.

[Elizabeth]

Like, north is definitely on my betrayal list as well.

[Stephanie]

Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

She's a teenager.

[Elizabeth]

But I will say, but she even a child.

[Stephanie]

Okay, let's move on to the other celebrity.

[Elizabeth]

I'm just saying, I think it's incredibly damaging when people think like that. Kanye keeps doing these things, and it's like, bro, stop it.

[Stephanie]

Okay, so. And then last night, Lizzy's in line to get her lobster, which her and her husband are trying to convince me I would like. And I was like, just stop it.

[Morgan]

We're not fish girls.

[Stephanie]

Let me get a hamburger. Shut up.

[Morgan]

We didn't grow up eating like other. We grew up on. I don't know how to say it nicely.

[Stephanie]

Chicken patty, mashed potato, corn, and gravy. And it still is. We.

[Elizabeth]

We're not very close to the cheater patty.

[Stephanie]

I mean, they're just like the Tyson frozen ones.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, okay, so it's like a chicken nugget.

[Morgan]

We don't have a broad horizon.

[Vicki]

No.

[Stephanie]

When you mom had a lot of good recipes. The stuffed peppers were good. Her lasagna was good.

[Morgan]

I'm saying we ate white people food.

[Stephanie]

Exactly.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

But, like, I just wanted to be clear about what a chicken patty was. Is that a chicken breast or a chicken.

[Stephanie]

No, it's a frozen chicken circle breaded Tyson chicken circle.

[Vicki]

It was my neighbor recipe and her.

[Morgan]

Oh, I loved it. Oh, I loved it.

[Vicki]

It was.

[Stephanie]

You make a volcano out of the mashed potatoes, the gravy comes over the corn or the lava bits.

[Morgan]

We loved our childhood cuisine, but we are not advanced cuisiners.

[Stephanie]

Exactly.

[Morgan]

So would you offer us, like, a lobster roll? We've never had them, so they're good.

[Stephanie]

She's in line to get her lobster. She comes out of line to talk to me, and she says, ashley Tisdale's.

[Morgan]

In front of me online.

[Stephanie]

And I said, why don't you guys.

[Morgan]

Ask her to come be on the sip?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, we can't talk to her.

[Morgan]

Why?

[Stephanie]

She's too cool for us.

[Morgan]

No, no, no, no.

[Elizabeth]

She could. She was. People's very limp. She's small. She's a small girl. I didn't want to intimidate her and scare her with my.

[Morgan]

With my frame, I guess.

[Stephanie]

Hey, Ashley.

[Morgan]

I guess night of the war is not the place for a podcast pitch, but I bet she would. Come on.

[Elizabeth]

There were so many famous people there last night, it was crazy.

[Morgan]

I didn't see any.

[Elizabeth]

There was when we were coming in, this actress that I recognized from, like, 90s movies and, like, everything to today, she was in the faculty. She always, like, back in the day, like, the moody sort of goth outcast girl. And then she played the lesbian wife of Veep's daughter.

[Stephanie]

Recently, pretty much every celebrity that has a kid goes there.

[Elizabeth]

Zoe Deschanel was there the night before. My friend was working the inflatable slide, and z, like, they'd shut it down for the night. And Zoe was like, I'll give you 50 bucks if you let my kids keep going down. And my friend was like, okay, 50 bucks.

[Stephanie]

Well, now she's fired.

[Vicki]

She might.

[Elizabeth]

No, no, no, no. It was her.

[Stephanie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Stephanie]

Taylor Swift has an announcement. I think she needs to stop with the announcements of the announcements. Here's. Okay, listen.

[Morgan]

The announcements of the announcements.

[Stephanie]

This is what I think I. Looking back, I think I was initially let down by the album because it wasn't what I thought she had sold me. The more and more I listen, the more and more this album actually is for me. A lot more so than her previous albums that she's released. Like there are multiple songs that are very much so for me on this album.

[Elizabeth]

What would you say is for you?

[Stephanie]

I think the. I think I've already told you about a father figure. I really. My favorite is Elizabeth Taylor because it's so Reputation inspired.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

That it's just Elizabeth Taylor is for me father figures growing on me. Honey's growing on me. Like the beat of it is so fun. There's a lot that are really for me but I think the anticipation, the build up for the release just. Just had me thinking it was something that it wasn't that had like. It was like too much anticipation that there nothing was going to be enough. It was going to be a letdown no matter what.

[Elizabeth]

I think the problem is expectations.

[Stephanie]

Yes.

[Elizabeth]

And you felt as though your expectations were set on a specific shelf. But I think the reality of the situation is just like we're managing our cortisol spikes, we need to start managing our expectations.

[Stephanie]

I think she's an. I did say this on the podcast last week. She's in an impossible position because she's the most famous person on the platform. There was never going to be something that could please the masses in a way that was just like tens across the board. So I feel for her in that regard. But then there was another announcement for an announcement and I was like, just drop things, Taylor. If you just drop it, we'll all. I think had she just dropped this album, everyone would have been like, incredible.

[Elizabeth]

Incredible.

[Morgan]

Chef's Kiss, the 42 vinyls was a bit much.

[Stephanie]

That was too much.

[Morgan]

As a point five Taylor Swift listener. It was a bit much.

[Stephanie]

It was a bit too much.

[Morgan]

And it's like she's already a billionaire. So what?

[Stephanie]

It's the record. She has to break the record. But is it breaking a record if it's like the same hundred thousand people buying 48 records? I guess if it makes you sleep at night, it is. Sorry. I know everyone thinks that. Even people.

[Elizabeth]

No, we all have record fatigue.

[Stephanie]

We all have my Mom's older. Co. Older. I'm just saying, like, even people that aren't die hard swifties are like, it's too much.

[Vicki]

They were more your age.

[Stephanie]

And so I don't think it's like. But I think Taylor's playing this long legacy thing where she's like, in three years, everyone's going to forget the rollout and just listen to the music. Music. Which I think is really weird. I think it's weird.

[Morgan]

But they can't listen. If she would just put all of the acoustic versions on Spotify, people would listen to those too.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, yeah. Okay.

[Morgan]

She's gatekeeping.

[Stephanie]

So then there's an announcement that she's announcing something on gma, which is this morning, but two days ago for all of you. I was trying to avoid it. And Lizzy's like, let me tell you on the podcast.

[Elizabeth]

But then I also make the document and I wrote it out in the document, so.

[Vicki]

Oh, so he knows.

[Stephanie]

The secret is a docu series, but of what? Behind the Scenes of the Air Store.

[Elizabeth]

Did you hear that?

[Morgan]

That's a six episode docu series on Disney plus in the last.

[Stephanie]

What does it do, girl?

[Morgan]

I have Instagram.

[Stephanie]

What does it document?

[Morgan]

A docu series about what?

[Vicki]

What are we talking about?

[Morgan]

The behind the Scenes of the ERAS tour. And then the last thing that comes out is the final show of the eras tour, including tortured poets department. So docu series and updated eras tour.

[Stephanie]

Okay. It's something I can get behind on December 12th. I do want to see the behind the Scenes at the era.

[Elizabeth]

I want all of that as well. The problem is, last night before bed, I was texting with another mom and I was like. Like, this better be good. Because she's.

[Stephanie]

How would it not be?

[Elizabeth]

Well, no, no, we weren't talking about the docu series yet. I was like, the announcement on gma better. I was like, what do you think the announcement is? And she. I was like, I hope it's like a stay somewhere, like 10 shows somewhere so we can go see.

[Stephanie]

She's too tired.

[Elizabeth]

I know. And then she goes, the Internet's saying it's probably a docu series. And I was like, I'm gonna need more than that.

[Stephanie]

I've been asking for the docu series about the two. I thought the album was gonna be about the behind the Scenes of the Era tour. So this is actually what I. I want. Yeah, I can't. I can't look into it. I wish you would have just dropped it because now it's gonna. I'm gonna have. I'M gonna have too high of expectations again and then I'm gonna be disappointed by it. And then a month later I'm gonna.

[Morgan]

Be like, it's pretty good and it's gonna be vlogmas. How are we gonna have time to watch it?

[Elizabeth]

December 12th, I'm having a baby.

[Morgan]

You're having a baby like 10 days later. I don't know how many days.

[Stephanie]

Another thing I just before I went to bed last night, Max Martin, his Instagram is for me. Specifically, who is Max Martin who produced this album, also produced largely Reputation of.

[Morgan]

Reputation and Ariana Grande as new album.

[Stephanie]

He's doing behind the scenes with clips from the creation of Reputation on his Instagram. That is for you is incredible.

[Morgan]

We did go to the Reputation tour and it was a lot of fun.

[Stephanie]

Oh my gosh. I mean, it's my favorite.

[Elizabeth]

It's the only tour I missed and it was incredible. Can you believe that?

[Stephanie]

It was incredible.

[Morgan]

You probably. I probably booted your spot out.

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't even think I was around yet.

[Morgan]

You were.

[Stephanie]

I mean, you. No, this was in our. This was in our lull.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. That's what I thought.

[Stephanie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Because the one, the girl who I usually go to the Taylor Swift tours with her mom that year went with her with someone else. I was like, damn.

[Morgan]

Damn it.

[Stephanie]

Well, anyways, check out if you're a Reputation girl like me, go check out Max Martin's Instagram because it's fun. He does like. It's just like different clips of them creating each of the songs on Reputation. And it's incredible.

[Morgan]

I'm excited for the docu series, but I'm very easy, entertained and very easy to please.

[Stephanie]

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[Elizabeth]

Like life all right ladies, listen up. I've always wanted to do this with you guys, but we never get to do the hot.

[Morgan]

Oh my gosh, we're alone.

[Stephanie]

Our supervisor's gone.

[Elizabeth]

Let me. Sorry, I'm trying to move my body but every time I do my coochie breaks. Okay, so here's the deal. Drew Barrymore sniffed her own foot on her TV show and then made Ross Matthews her co host. Sniff it. And she Chris, this is also for you. You Chris, you want to sit down for a second?

[Morgan]

Yeah, come on, step on in Chris, take this microphone.

[Elizabeth]

Cuz I literally when I pulled this story I thought of you. Last week we were discussing how one washes their feet and Spencer, even though he's not here to defend himself, revealed that he in the summertime will just splish splash his feet in some water and step on some soap and then consider it clean. And Chris made this face because Chris, speaking of ocd, might have a little bit of that himself because he showers twice in today and is the cleanest man I know. Drew Barrymore says she doesn't really wash her feet, she just splish splashes them in the water.

[Morgan]

Wait, what?

[Elizabeth]

Drew Barrymore's like, I don't wash my feet every day. I just push splashing water.

[Vicki]

You would think she would just make up that she does.

[Stephanie]

Wash your feet people.

[Morgan]

You have to wash the bottom of your feet and the in between of your toesies and you have to wash your ass crack with soap.

[Chris]

Thank you so much. I've been Feeling insane recently. And I'm so, so happier.

[Morgan]

People don't wash their ass crack with soap.

[Chris]

Especially straight men.

[Stephanie]

Yes.

[Morgan]

They just let the water run behind their back and they think that's enough. No, you need to spread the cheeks and you need to get some soap with your hand and you need to scrub your ass. And even better for the cleanliness lesson if you can get a little soap up in the hole. Okay, let's wash the crack, wash the hole, wash the bottom of your feet. I'm sick of it.

[Elizabeth]

But I do have to make a little warning out there. But for us pale skin, sensitive skin girlies, if you're washing your with soap, it might seep into your coochie hole and you could get a really itchy coochie from that.

[Morgan]

Oh, well, you need sometimes dove unscented soap.

[Elizabeth]

You need like a sensitive soap for your washing or you're gonna find yourself in a bad place. Because honestly, I was too lazy to buy my good soap again. So I was using Dr. Browner's or whatever.

[Morgan]

The mint one.

[Elizabeth]

Not.

[Morgan]

No, you can't put that.

[Elizabeth]

I know about that. I know about that. I was using the rose petal one, so I thought it was going to be okay, but it got in my coochie and it was not okay. It's the itchiest my coochie has ever.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth]

I was like, joe, call the police. This might be a yeasty. I don't even know. But it is.

[Morgan]

You know, this is probably TMI with my family around. You know, the normal Dr. Bronner's. The Mint one.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So there was a guy once that I had over that none of you would know about in my LA apartment. And he got in the shower and washed his junk with the mint Dr. Bronner soap. And he had to leave because he was like, I think I'm having problems.

[Elizabeth]

No, all men know you don't wash your. Your testosterone doctors.

[Stephanie]

What is this soap?

[Elizabeth]

Why is it intense?

[Stephanie]

Also, that's a hot tip.

[Chris]

So you need a dedicated body soap and a coochie soap.

[Morgan]

Yeah, well, you can either wash your.

[Elizabeth]

Whole body the A luge.

[Morgan]

If you're a woman, don't be putting the bed, bath and body work stuff in your cooch.

[Elizabeth]

Don't do it.

[Stephanie]

Did Chris give us a segment where.

[Elizabeth]

This was for Chris? When I picked this story, I thought of Chris, what we're doing.

[Stephanie]

What's your high of the week?

[Elizabeth]

You're micromanaging.

[Joe]

And we were having a great conversation. And now all of us don't know how to handle it.

[Stephanie]

I'm saying before I take his seat again.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

My highlight of the week.

[Stephanie]

Yeah.

[Chris]

My highlight of the week and low were both the same day. I was invited to a rock concert, and they were like, we'll put you on the guest list. Just show up. And I was like, wow, I feel so special. This is incredible.

[Elizabeth]

And then they washed your testicles and Dr. Brown's mintis.

[Chris]

Yes. No. So I showed up early. I was so excited. And I, like, found parking. It was a little expensive, but I'm like, it's near the venue.

[Stephanie]

It's worth it, whatever.

[Chris]

And I was, like, taking my time. I'm never early to things. And as I walk up, like, the doors are chained shut and there's no one there. And I was like, was this, like, a scam? Were they messing with me? Am I being pranked or whatever? Turns out when I said the name of the venue to Siri, Siri didn't understand and put a different venue that sounded very similar. I drove, like, an hour away to the wrong venue, and then in traffic, had to drive, like, two hours to the right venue. Was late, couldn't find parking.

[Stephanie]

It was a whole.

[Vicki]

Paid a lot for parking.

[Chris]

Paid a lot for parking.

[Stephanie]

Had to pay again, but at least.

[Elizabeth]

Your feet are clean.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, that was the low.

[Chris]

The highlight was the actual show, which was very, very fun. I had an incredible time. And they, like, stayed afterwards, and they remembered me, and then we said hi.

[Elizabeth]

Who was the show?

[Chris]

It was three different bands. I don't remember the middle band.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, no, don't tell them that.

[Chris]

But out in front.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Chris]

Is incredible is the band. And then the first one is Public Figure, and they both performed live on a. On a web series that I filmed. That's how I met them, and that's why they invited me.

[Stephanie]

And it was.

[Elizabeth]

Are those the ones that gave you Covid?

[Vicki]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Stephanie]

No, no, no, no.

[Elizabeth]

Just making sure.

[Stephanie]

Shane literally did say last night. Is this last night?

[Chris]

Last night?

[Stephanie]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, so we all have co now.

[Stephanie]

Shane was looking at Chris's Instagram story because we. We like to declare that Chris got Covid from crowd surfing. Shane was like, he's out getting co again. Okay. Thank you, Chris. Thank you for keeping my seat warm.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, so I know we're not supposed to be, like, nasty on this podcast. Like, we're not supposed to be mean girls, but I do have to say, like, I don't get Charlie xcx.

[Stephanie]

We know.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. I don't get her.

[Morgan]

And she seems Fun.

[Elizabeth]

I. But she seems not fun. She seems like the kind of person that I'd get around and she would look at me and be like.

[Stephanie]

Like, okay.

[Elizabeth]

And it's like, I don't want to be.

[Stephanie]

Is. Is there a story here?

[Elizabeth]

Yes, there is.

[Stephanie]

Then just tell us the story.

[Elizabeth]

The story is. I don't with that.

[Morgan]

Just kidding.

[Joe]

I'm just kidding.

[Morgan]

No, she.

[Joe]

Do you want me yank? That way everyone change anything.

[Morgan]

Charlie XCX had a big comeback because we all remember Boom Clap, Sound my Heart. And then she did a whole reboot. Now she's a brat brat summer, which was like a big thing for the rave.

[Stephanie]

I think it's just a little too hardcore for me. But I have nothing against her personally.

[Elizabeth]

Listen. I remember being a drug addict and alcoholic.

[Joe]

Like it was a phase.

[Elizabeth]

We go through it in our 20s and then we figure out like, oh, I'm killing myself slowly. And we come out of it and we buy skirts that fit and it's a whole vibe.

[Morgan]

I think that maybe you're just not the demo.

[Elizabeth]

No, no.

[Stephanie]

We're old and we're.

[Elizabeth]

We're old and we're sober.

[Morgan]

I'm. I'm worried that the girls are going to come for you now.

[Stephanie]

She could take it.

[Elizabeth]

I don't read comments anymore.

[Morgan]

Let them write up.

[Stephanie]

Let them light it up. I honestly prefer when it's lit up. You know, it's like. I don't know about it, but it's like it's bringing attention.

[Elizabeth]

No, but honestly. And then the more I learn about her, it's just like it felt like it was like no more about it.

[Stephanie]

Okay. No more about it.

[Elizabeth]

She just feels like she's a product of a. Of a think group of a bunch of.

[Stephanie]

Sending love to Charlie.

[Morgan]

Sending love to Charlie and her and she swifter feuding.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

So she's just taking it. She's just taking a side.

[Elizabeth]

She's just. I always. I never got it.

[Stephanie]

Digging your grave? Stop it. Stop.

[Joe]

I was about to go deeper.

[Elizabeth]

I want that.

[Joe]

Damn.

[Morgan]

Okay, so you don't like 360 when you're in the mirror, do you like what you see? What's the apple one that I.

[Stephanie]

The apple one is what I like, but I don't remember how it goes.

[Morgan]

Like I just sang it. Apple. Apple. We'll. We'll listen to it.

[Elizabeth]

Sounds great.

[Stephanie]

Where we're going.

[Elizabeth]

Sounds super good.

[Stephanie]

Tell us.

[Elizabeth]

Apple. Apple.

[Vicki]

Apple.

[Elizabeth]

Charlie XCX and Kylie Jenner are going to be in an A24 movie.

[Stephanie]

Okay, can and what Kylie just doesn't strike me as an actor. Actress. She strikes me as a woman that can do a lot of things.

[Elizabeth]

I think she's probably just doing a cameo or something, but I don't know. It's a 24, so they might be trying to do some like, highbrow artsy thing.

[Joe]

Let him try.

[Elizabeth]

I love the weekend us try too. Period. But it's like, it's like, remember when the Weeknd made what was that show that was so awful?

[Morgan]

Oh my God, the one where he was the music producer.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

What is that called?

[Morgan]

That was terrible.

[Elizabeth]

It's terrible. And these people.

[Stephanie]

And the guy took off, but it's like, girl, you made a song that.

[Elizabeth]

Just goes apple, apple, Apple. You're Maybe it's like, maybe that's. That's not the creative concept that everybody was looking for.

[Stephanie]

What's that called?

[Elizabeth]

But the Internet is all in an uproar right now. The muse, the model idol.

[Morgan]

The idol idol. Oh my God. I'm the easiest to please. And I couldn't even watch that.

[Elizabeth]

No, I made Chris watch an episode because we were going to. We did a episode of the podcast the other. He was like, what the fuck?

[Morgan]

It was terror. Genuinely.

[Stephanie]

So people are upset about this?

[Elizabeth]

No, no, the people are upset because they feel like Kylie Jenner shouldn't be in a highbrow a 24.

[Stephanie]

I think she should get any opportunity. Yeah, if she's going to sell tickets, who cares? I mean, you guys, this is. This isn't about what you want. It's about who's going to move tickets for them. Kylie Jenner's going to do that.

[Elizabeth]

She's a billionaire, right? She wouldn't go to a movie. It's like cuz she can do whatever she wants.

[Stephanie]

And if you get offered something and you want to challenge yourself, why wouldn't you say?

[Elizabeth]

Or if your friends are making a movie and they're like, hey, girl, you want to come be in this movie and like, help us get a little press and it'll be fun for you and we'll feed you tiny sliced fruits in a trailer for a day.

[Stephanie]

Yes, yes, yes. I'm all about that life for me. I'm trying to be a husband. That's nepotism, okay?

[Joe]

I'm trying to get in on my.

[Stephanie]

Friend'S husband's nepotism, so whatever.

[Elizabeth]

So period.

[Stephanie]

But hate him because you ain't him. I mean, you can, but she's fine too.

[Morgan]

But big news, mom, did you hear that Shane said that we have a cameo in his upcoming show to Start.

[Stephanie]

Drama, because I don't know that Lizzie does.

[Joe]

Well, let me guess. Everyone's gonna be on a billboard next.

[Stephanie]

It's hardly a billboard. It was electronic.

[Joe]

Whatever. Can I finish my Charlie XCX story before you crush my heart?

[Morgan]

They offered me a billboard and then I was too self conscious to do it. Maybe they could give you mine.

[Stephanie]

No, they wouldn't.

[Joe]

But they should.

[Stephanie]

They absolutely should.

[Joe]

But can you and Brooke do another photo shoot and just let me be, like, in the backdrop of it so that if they do go up on a billboard, I'm there too?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Stephanie]

So we're not done with the story?

[Joe]

No, we're not done with the story.

[Stephanie]

Okay, Come on.

[Joe]

So this is the shade that I was throwing, which is shocking because I've already thrown so much of it.

[Morgan]

The.

[Joe]

This is what it's about.

[Elizabeth]

It will be about a pop star dealing with the complexities of fame and industry pressure while preparing for her arena tour.

[Joe]

I said, what in the.

[Elizabeth]

Trapped.

[Stephanie]

I love your favorite movie. I know. Is it. Does it keep my attention then for me, it's a good movie. Sorry. Hate me for it.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, well, it's like, you know, Smile 2 already did it, sweetie. I'm not riveted. I'm not riveted.

[Stephanie]

I don't care. Okay, well, everyone, thank you.

[Elizabeth]

We have one more.

[Morgan]

That's it? It's only been an hour.

[Stephanie]

What do I. What, you think I owe them more than an hour? I deliver on an hour and a half.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, you watched Dancing with the Stars, right?

[Morgan]

Yes, we have been watching, but who.

[Stephanie]

Are you rooting for?

[Vicki]

Okay, I. I admit I haven't watched it.

[Stephanie]

I've never.

[Vicki]

I watched the first one, but grandma went up to her room. But the problem is it's more geared towards your age now. They're influencers, right? They're not movie stars like my mom. I don't know them.

[Stephanie]

I will say.

[Vicki]

I'm just saying my mom doesn't know.

[Stephanie]

I understand what you're saying. I will say I never.

[Vicki]

Never.

[Stephanie]

I obviously have heard about Alex Earl, but she's never come across me as somebody that I can. Can consume, like, placed in front of me until she was on Dancing with the Stars, and now I'm watching her behind the scenes vlogs of Dancing with the Stars.

[Morgan]

And she's pretty cute, right?

[Stephanie]

It's. They're. They're actually like, pretty good vlogs. Yeah. So, yeah, I'm. I'm not watching Dancing with the Stars, but I'm watching her vlogs.

[Morgan]

It's pretty Entertaining.

[Vicki]

Usually the first episode of Dancing with the Stars is not very good. The dancers don't have it all, blah, blah, blah. The first episode, they were all good. It's like all the influencers just nailed it.

[Stephanie]

Well, because they've all been dancing on Tick Tock their whole life.

[Vicki]

I guess so.

[Elizabeth]

Well, did you guys see Hilaria Baldwin's exit? Yeah, I became aware of Hilaria Baldwin's.

[Joe]

Exit by Alec Baldwin's Instagram, where for some reason he made a public video message to hilarious captive by her.

[Elizabeth]

What is she doing to him at home?

[Stephanie]

I mean, they have a reality show and it's crazy. She just like, like, she, like, verbally abuses him and he just sits there and takes it. And I'm just like, what does she have on him?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I thought the same thing because he's. That's how I became aware of it. I was like, this is a really.

[Joe]

Weird thing for Alec Baldwin to be doing. And it's like a very personal message.

[Elizabeth]

He's like, hilaria, we're so proud of you. You did this whole thing. Like, you went out there and you got it.

[Joe]

And then I like, my algorithm became.

[Stephanie]

With 300 kids and I'm barely surviving, but I'm happy.

[Elizabeth]

You're happy?

[Morgan]

Happy.

[Elizabeth]

And then my algorithm got taken over.

[Joe]

By hilarious exit reels. She just, like, might not have said what I said, what if I get eliminated early? I might not have said, dare to try, Mom. So I tried. And then the next one I saw, she's just sitting on a podcast and.

[Elizabeth]

They'Re like, so you're out now?

[Joe]

And she just goes.

[Morgan]

She seems like a absolute nightmare.

[Stephanie]

It's like, girl, it's Dancing with the Stars.

[Elizabeth]

I.

[Joe]

Is it like, is it that deep, like. Or is that anyone else? This afterwards?

[Stephanie]

The further you get, the more fame you get.

[Elizabeth]

So she's really mourning the devastated.

[Stephanie]

Mourning the loss of. She could have gathered throughout the entire.

[Morgan]

No, she's acting like she was running for president.

[Stephanie]

Who are the front runners?

[Morgan]

Robert Irwin.

[Stephanie]

Oh, hold on.

[Elizabeth]

He's also come across my page. Robert Irwin. Oh, this isn't going to be a good.

[Stephanie]

Don't say it. Don't say it.

[Elizabeth]

No, I was going to say he's.

[Joe]

Huge in the lesbian community.

[Morgan]

Why are you in the lesbian community?

[Joe]

You know, preserving. Presenting. Lesbian presenting.

[Chris]

But.

[Joe]

But there's been a lot of really funny reels of, like, very butch lesbians, like, with their partners, like, laying in bed behind them, like, scrolling, unaware that their lesbian partners are, like, live reacting to Robert ripping off his Shirt.

[Elizabeth]

And they just go.

[Stephanie]

He is so cute.

[Morgan]

And he's actually really good at dancing.

[Elizabeth]

He's so cute.

[Morgan]

The Mormon wives are good, which is like.

[Stephanie]

Of course they are. They're good.

[Morgan]

Of course they're good. They're good at everything.

[Stephanie]

Those Mormons. They're like, beautiful, talented.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, how many Mormon wives are there?

[Stephanie]

I mean, we just know a lot.

[Elizabeth]

Of them, and one's gonna be the Bachelorette.

[Morgan]

Taylor Frankie Paul is going to be the Bachelorette.

[Elizabeth]

How many of those names is one person?

[Morgan]

Taylor Freaky Paul is all one.

[Elizabeth]

Is a singular person.

[Stephanie]

Those Utah moms. I mean, there's drama behind the scenes, but they really got it figured out forward facing.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, they do.

[Vicki]

I don't know how they're still more Mormon. Are they still more.

[Morgan]

I think most of them are not.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Vicki]

The little clips I've seen, I think.

[Elizabeth]

No, it's just their tagline kicked them out.

[Stephanie]

It's fun to say they're part of the community.

[Vicki]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

That was it.

[Stephanie]

Is Alex good at dancing?

[Morgan]

She's getting. Yeah. Every week she is getting better.

[Stephanie]

How do you know?

[Elizabeth]

Because she's not really a dancer.

[Stephanie]

I know, but how do you know if you don't consume the show?

[Elizabeth]

I watch. I consume Alex Earl.

[Morgan]

Yeah, the first week she was kind of, like, stumbling, and then last week, she was really good.

[Elizabeth]

Was last week her disco thing?

[Morgan]

No, last week she was the Disney character.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I missed the Disney character. I liked her disco vibe.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Stephanie]

Are they gonna do a Taylor Swift week?

[Elizabeth]

Probably not. They never do, right?

[Stephanie]

They can't copyright.

[Morgan]

Well, maybe now that her thing's coming out, they'll be like, we have to collab because it's on Disney plus as well.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, sick.

[Stephanie]

Wow. Well, all right, you guys, I hope you enjoyed today's episode of the SIP. Make sure you're following everyone. Morgan's YouTube channel. Morgan's podcast on her main channel.

[Morgan]

Yeah, can y' all watch my podcast so I could buy the house up the street from Rylan? Thank you.

[Stephanie]

We'll have to do, like, a pod swap with you and Brooke.

[Morgan]

I know it's gonna be tricky. We're gonna have to get Brooke here.

[Elizabeth]

She was come, though, right? She brooks a yes girl.

[Morgan]

Well, no, it's not hard. I'm just saying because you guys aren't gonna come to Colorado. Why would you want to do that?

[Elizabeth]

Well, we physically are broken, and she.

[Stephanie]

We'll get.

[Morgan]

We'll get Brooke here.

[Stephanie]

Yeah, she can come here and we can do a pot swap up here. It's.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, we can you and Brooke would love each other. You guys are both equally outraged.

[Stephanie]

Maybe we could let you and her do a whatever. Okay, we'll figure that out. Morgan also has a Patreon. We have a Patreon. Everything will be listed below. Actually, I'm kind of afraid of listing our Patreons. I have a theory that. That, like, makes our videos get.

[Elizabeth]

You're not the only one with that theory.

[Stephanie]

I've been noticing that description anymore. I. You can pin a comment with it, but you can. You can't. Whatever. People aren't gonna love this.

[Morgan]

Whatever.

[Stephanie]

All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching and supporting the SIP Mom's new vlog. Is it out already?

[Morgan]

Yes, it's going up tomorrow.

[Stephanie]

So yesterday.

[Morgan]

Yesterday.

[Stephanie]

Posting on Tuesday.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I post on Tuesdays.

[Morgan]

All three of us are posting on Tuesday.

[Stephanie]

Oh, my God.

[Joe]

We'll see you next Tuesday, girl.

[Stephanie]

All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching and supporting our show. We love you very much. We'll see you next week.

[Chris]

Goodbye.

[Elizabeth]

And that's the sip.