Family Therapy with Shane, Morgan, and my Mom!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Family Therapy with Shane, Morgan, and my Mom!"

Introduction to the Episode Released on May 21, 2025, "Family Therapy with Shane, Morgan, and my Mom!" is a vibrant installment of The Sip hosted by Ryland Adams. This episode brings together Ryland, his co-host Lizze Gordon (joining later), his mother Vicki Adams, fellow family member Morgan Adams, and special guest Shane Dawson. The discussion navigates through family dynamics, personal challenges, and light-hearted banter, all infused with humor and candidness.

1. The "Banana Gate" Incident The episode kicks off with a humorous yet tense exchange about an incident referred to as "Banana Gate." Ryland addresses a conflict regarding trust within the family, while Shane humorously questions whether he is "canceled for throwing a banana."

• Shane Dawson: "Am I canceled for throwing a banana?" [00:13]

This light-hearted conflict sets the tone for the episode, highlighting the playful yet honest communication style among the family members.

2. Decision-Making and the Idea of a Third Child A significant portion of the conversation revolves around Ryland and Shane contemplating having a third child. They delve into the complexities of making such a decision, including the emotional stress it brings and the need for professional guidance.

• Ryland Adams: "Are we going to have a third child? That's what I'm gonna work on in therapy with a therapist that I don't yet have." [00:15]

Morgan Adams expands on family dynamics, emphasizing the need for clear communication and mutual agreement in decision-making processes.

• Morgan Adams: "We not only need verification that someone wants to do things, we need them to keep being like, yes, this is what I want." [02:00]

3. Birthday Celebrations and the Trip to Laguna Beach Ryland shares details about his surprise birthday trip to Laguna Beach, organized by Shane. The festive atmosphere is mixed with discussions about managing stress and balancing personal plans with podcast commitments.

• Ryland Adams: "Shane booked me a trip to Laguna Beach for my birthday, but I don't need to bore you with the details." [00:33]

Shane critiques the unexpected pivot of filming the podcast during the vacation, highlighting the challenges of maintaining spontaneity while honoring commitments.

4. Exploring Emotions Through "Inside Out" Characters The hosts creatively link family members to emotions depicted in the movie Inside Out. This segment offers humorous insights into each person's personality traits.

• Shane Dawson: "You are anger. You are the little red one that's like fire comes out of his head." [02:16]
• Morgan Adams: "Oh, anxiety. That's you." [04:46]

This metaphorical discussion adds depth to the conversation, allowing listeners to connect with the family’s emotional landscapes in a relatable way.

5. Room Service and Food Reviews A significant and entertaining part of the episode involves the family reviewing an extensive room service menu. They taste-test various dishes, providing candid and humorous feedback on each item.

• Ryland Adams: "These cheese puffs, if I'm ranking them 11 out of 10, they're so good." [06:35]
• Morgan Adams: "This is actually a really good representation of you. This is anger, and it matches what you're wearing." [03:40]

Their playful interactions over food highlight the family's camaraderie and ability to find joy in simple activities, despite underlying tensions.

6. Addressing Online Negativity and Cancel Culture The conversation shifts to the impact of online negativity and cancel culture, with personal anecdotes from Ryland and Shane about dealing with hurtful comments and the importance of not letting external opinions affect their self-worth.

• Ryland Adams: "A lot of the time, you can't let anything good go to your head, and you can't let anything bad go to your head." [17:56]
• Shane Dawson: "You learn that it's not even you. It's a projection of you." [17:12]

This segment underscores the emotional resilience required to navigate the digital landscape, especially for public figures.

7. Future Podcast Plans and Reality Show Ideas The hosts brainstorm ideas for expanding their podcast network, discussing the possibility of creating a reality show-style series. They contemplate the challenges of producing authentic content while maintaining personal relationships.

• Shane Dawson: "What if we shoot like a pilot for like, a Kardashian housewives style reality show about your family?" [25:10]
• Ryland Adams: "The problem with a reality show is that they're following you through everyday life." [26:05]

Their thoughtful consideration of future projects reflects a desire to innovate while preserving the essence of their current dynamic.

8. Humorous Interactions and Family Teasing Throughout the episode, the family engages in light-hearted teasing and humorous exchanges, enhancing the relatable and entertaining nature of the podcast.

• Shane Dawson: "Wait, those are Mihail screws, not mine." [Coming from around timestamp 35:56]
• Morgan Adams: "My armpits make you sad?" [46:52]

These moments of levity balance the more serious discussions, showcasing the family's ability to laugh together even amidst stress.

Conclusion and Final Thoughts As the episode wraps up, the family reflects on their experiences, the challenges of podcasting, and their plans moving forward. They express gratitude for the support from their audience and hint at upcoming content, including revealing their "swap series" in future episodes.

• Ryland Adams: "What's your seriously this week?" [40:54]
• Shane Dawson: "Are we gonna continue this on Patreon?" [62:34]

The episode concludes with an emphasis on family bonds, personal growth, and the ongoing journey of navigating both personal and public lives.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane Dawson: "Am I canceled for throwing a banana?" [00:13]
• Ryland Adams: "Are we going to have a third child? That's what I'm gonna work on in therapy." [00:15]
• Morgan Adams: "We need them to keep being like, yes, this is what I want." [02:00]
• Shane Dawson: "You learn that it's not even you. It's a projection of you." [17:12]
• Ryland Adams: "A lot of the time, you can't let anything good go to your head, and you can't let anything bad go to your head." [17:56]
• Shane Dawson: "What if we shoot like a pilot for a reality show about your family?" [25:10]

Final Thoughts "Family Therapy with Shane, Morgan, and my Mom!" offers listeners an unfiltered glimpse into the complexities of family relationships, personal struggles, and the humor that keeps them connected. Ryland Adams and his family navigate sensitive topics with honesty and wit, making this episode both engaging and relatable for fans and newcomers alike.

Transcript

[Shane Dawson]

Can we just talk about it?

[Ryland Adams]

Mom, trust hasn't been broken, but we've got to rebuild a little bit.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Morgan Adams]

It's gonna be banana gate. I don't want this. Feels like a setup.

[Shane Dawson]

Banana gate.

[Ryland Adams]

Come on.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

Ow.

[Shane Dawson]

Am I canceled for throwing a banana?

[Ryland Adams]

Are we going to have a third child? That's what I'm gonna work on in therapy with a therapist that I don't yet have.

[Shane Dawson]

Little poor por.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, girls, welcome to the sip. I went rogue this week and decided that I was hightailing it to Laguna Beach. Well, Shane actually got me a trip to Laguna beach for my birthday, but I don't need to bore you with the details. Are you kidding me?

[Shane Dawson]

Are you.

[Ryland Adams]

Now you're gaslighting me?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, no, I just meant you've never started this. If, like a vlog.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, this is fun. Well, yeah, I'm starting it like this because.

[Shane Dawson]

Are we gonna eat the cake?

[Ryland Adams]

You're getting the whole experience anyways. We're at the Montage in Laguna beach, and I decided to not stress myself out. Lol. Are you kidding me?

[Shane Dawson]

You've been the most stressed out today. It's supposed to be a chill day, and Ryla has just been like, all.

[Ryland Adams]

Right, no, no, no. Don't ruin the entire day over this one decision about the sip.

[Shane Dawson]

I've never seen it.

[Ryland Adams]

We've had a great day. And then Shane just said, I think we should film the sip. Eating at the hotel room, in room, dining with your family so you'll be less stressed out because we're doing all of these things. Elizabeth Gordon is not with us today, but she is gonna join us for the after sip. So just.

[Morgan Adams]

Can I tell you what the problem of our family is? I think I figured it out this week. Every single person. No, the problem with every single person in our family. And we can ask Shane if this is true or not. We not only need verification that someone wants to do things, we need them to keep being like, yes, this is what I want. This is what I want, like, we need, like, the most, like, without a doubt in the world that that's what they want.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm going to tell where that comes from.

[Vicki Adams]

I'm on vacation.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so here. I'm just gonna tell you quickly what went down. So Shane had booked. Wow. You can't see me.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't think I've said one word. Listen, not that it's my podcast, but can I speak for myself for a moment?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. What I was trying to say in there, you kept cutting me off is. I've never seen Inside out, but you remind me of the little red one.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, my God. Isn't that anger?

[Ryland Adams]

It's not anxiety.

[Shane Dawson]

No, no, no, baby. You are anger. You are the little red one that's like fire comes out of his head.

[Morgan Adams]

Okay, I'm, like, happy that, like, bl.

[Shane Dawson]

So cute. I'm like, the pig or what is it? Okay, it's like an elephant who's like, I'm an idiot.

[Ryland Adams]

Here's my story, and I'm sticking to it. So we had planned to stay at home on my birthday, which was a Wednesday, and come to Laguna beach on Friday and Saturday. I looked at the forecast, and it was cold and cloudy on Friday and Saturday, and I was like, oh, no.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. That's my biggest nightmare. I just wanted to have a sunny day at the beach for my birthday. And so I was like, we've got to pivot and go today to the beach. And. And that decision was, like, debilitating to me. I needed everyone to agree and reassure me that that was what they wanted to do. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. But then it threw off our filming schedule. So now we're doing Shane's podcast on Monday, which is when we typically film my podcast. So Lizzie isn't here, but it just is what it is. We all miss her. We all love her. And so here we are going to try the entire menu of room service, because my husband, Shane, placed the order because I couldn't accomplish that myself.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Anyways, look at the cake. We already ate some of it, but are we gonna eat some of this, too? Oh, I've been thinking about it all night.

[Morgan Adams]

This is actually a really good representation of you. This is anger, and it matches what you're wearing. Shane said he is bing bong.

[Shane Dawson]

Am I bing bong? Oh, my. That is me.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't worry.

[Morgan Adams]

Mom's in here too.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, fear.

[Vicki Adams]

Seriously? Let me see.

[Ryland Adams]

Mom's fear. So are we gonna get drunk and watch that tonight?

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, we should pick one for everyone. Which one is Chris?

[Morgan Adams]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

I think Lizzie and I will be anger together.

[Morgan Adams]

No, this is Lizzie.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, that's Lizzie. Disgust.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, she. She is disgusted by everything. So yes, Chris Joy.

[Morgan Adams]

That leaves one for me.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, sadness.

[Morgan Adams]

Unless we go to the movie too, I think there's more emotions.

[Vicki Adams]

So you were eating cheese puffs. How can you be so confident? You don't have them in your teeth as you're talking.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I probably do. And that's the other thing. While we're waiting for room service, we Have Shane's gift basket. He made me full of food to snack on for our road trip down to Laguna Beach.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, I found me.

[Shane Dawson]

Who? Oh, anxiety. That is you.

[Vicki Adams]

Anxiety. Let's see.

[Morgan Adams]

Or it could be. Ooh, that is also me.

[Shane Dawson]

Which one's embarrassment. Awesome. Wait, these are. What is this movie?

[Ryland Adams]

I actually haven't ever seen it. These cheese puffs, if I'm ranking them 11 out of 10, they're so good, they're so addicting, I could eat the whole bag just by myself.

[Morgan Adams]

Do you not think they're just a knockoff of the Cheeto puffs but easier to put in your mouth?

[Ryland Adams]

They're snackable, they're bite sized. Better marketing.

[Morgan Adams]

Are you gonna tell us all the hot takes of your 30s third year? Like, what was the best moment? I asked you last night, what was the top five at 33, and you gave me no answers.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, 33 was a fantastic year, but it was a very stable year. I wouldn't say there were high, like, I don't mean that like, dramatically. I wouldn't say there were high highs or low lows. I would say it was like an average of an 8 out of 10. Always coasting high, always doing good.

[Morgan Adams]

That's what people hope for in life. So good for you.

[Ryland Adams]

I was going to say there were a few evacuations because of fires that were. There were a few rough months, but, you know, 33 was a fantastic year. Oh, come on. Give us a tour of your hoh. Oh, you're eating hotel snacks.

[Shane Dawson]

Follow me. So the hotel snacks are very complicated because they're based on weight. Same.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me give you a quick detour before we get over there. My HOH basket, which if you watch Big Brother, you know, which is also my travel snacks, which was a segment of my gifts that. That Shane gave me. Look how cute. Came with my favorite popcorn, Original Cheez. Its Trader Joe's dark chocolate peanut butter cups, my favorite. And then peanut butter pretzels. One with almond butter, one with peanut butter. Fantastic.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Okay, so over here, they're all based on weight. And so if you move one, it's over, bitch, you're paying for it. And I didn't even look. What are the prices? So the jumbo. These are jumbo. These are jumbo cashews. My favorite. Honestly, my favorite snack in the entire world until somebody told me when I was little they look like dog toenails, which did kind of fuck me up, but love them. Okay, so they're $16. That's a little crazy. That's a little crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't even want to know what the room service bill's gonna be. Because I was like, shane, just get a few things. And then he just kept adding and adding and adding, and I was like, oh, my.

[Shane Dawson]

When it's your birthday? Honestly, anytime, though, if we're in a hotel and we're trying to have fun, bitch. I'm just like covering my eyes and I'm going in. We also have O. I almost got charged for that. Okay, we'll try some of these later. We also have this little bottle of tequila. It's so cute. And I was like, oh, my God. Like, it's so cute. So precious. But let's see how much it is. That is. Where is it? Oh, my God. No way. Oh, my God. $190. Is that possible?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God. They did give more waters. I was looking for. For water.

[Morgan Adams]

I really think that we should go for a walk later once we get a little drunk and confident. And we need to find someone for me that lives in one of these 30 million dollar houses.

[Shane Dawson]

You need a rich sugar daddy for all of us.

[Ryland Adams]

The other side of the montage are Montage residences, which have access to their cleaning service, to their.

[Shane Dawson]

If you throw a banana at your.

[Ryland Adams]

Head so bad, just do it.

[Shane Dawson]

Really?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

We're gonna bruise the banana.

[Shane Dawson]

I like bruised bananas.

[Ryland Adams]

You like bruised bananas?

[Shane Dawson]

Honestly, I do.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, well, what's. What's the ideal setup then?

[Shane Dawson]

I'm just gonna throw it at your head.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, hold on. But I want to get it.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm gonna eat it.

[Ryland Adams]

Guys, I want to get it right.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't want to hurt you.

[Ryland Adams]

No, it's fine.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, if I hit your head, I get a prize.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like a carnival game when we go to the different amusement parks.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, if I hit your head, you don't get a complaint for one hour. Although then that'll make the sip boring.

[Ryland Adams]

I will say I do get annoyed of myself when I can't a decision. And these are just. That wasn't my head.

[Shane Dawson]

Sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

You get two throws. There's two bananas. You get two throws. I haven't decided your price. Come on. Oh, ow, ow.

[Shane Dawson]

Let your mom try.

[Ryland Adams]

It already split open, so you'll have to eat it.

[Shane Dawson]

But the peel's still on.

[Ryland Adams]

Shane got me this Erewhon hoodie for my birthday. It's so soft and so cute. And he actually said it was like a Vlogmas gift because he got me the matching set. So the. The Red top with the red bottoms. I can be. Stop.

[Morgan Adams]

Okay, you hit me once.

[Ryland Adams]

Ow.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, sorry. I'm done. I'm done. We're done.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

Now I can make banana bread.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. But I do need to. That is something I need to work on, is the debilitating.

[Shane Dawson]

It looks like one of those couples who's like, hey, guys, I know we're just us.

[Ryland Adams]

The debilitating stress I get from making a decision that isn't going to affect my life long term.

[Shane Dawson]

It's like, this is our thumbnail and it's like moving day. Do you know what I mean?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. That's what I'm gonna work on in therapy with a therapist that I don't yet have, because I really will. Like, even once I've committed, then I'll be like, am I sure this is the right decision? But I'm already moving forward with the decision, so keep doing the decision.

[Shane Dawson]

You are incapable of making a decision. And to a point where, I don't know, it's getting worse as you get older.

[Ryland Adams]

It is. That's what I'm saying. I haven't up until now been like, oh, I need therapy. But maybe this is something that I do need to see a therapist.

[Shane Dawson]

How many times have I told him in public, on camera that he needs to start therapy?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not.

[Shane Dawson]

I've told him every single week. Every time I walk downstairs from my therapy session and I feel like a brand new boy, I'm like, you need to do therapy.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not against having a therapist. I just didn't have something I felt I needed a therapist for. I've been perfect up until now. What can I say? Okay. She said the food was gonna be ready in 35 minutes, which is quick with the amount of food that you ordered. So once that doorbell ring. A ling, a lings. We will be back.

[Shane Dawson]

We also, oh, we have so much to talk about. I don't know what we're gonna talk about in this. In this podcast because I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

When this is going up, but we have next Wednesday.

[Shane Dawson]

So much life updates.

[Ryland Adams]

So many life updates. I started alluding to them last week and I was like, I just gotta shut up. And then I was like, I'm being one of those girls.

[Shane Dawson]

We also, like, stop thinking of the cutest boy names ever.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, and that's the problem. I think that's something we can talk about.

[Shane Dawson]

Three boys is. Is aggressive. That's a lot to have three boys in the house. But here's five boys.

[Ryland Adams]

Here's the deal.

[Morgan Adams]

Mom and I are trying to figure out how are we going to adjust to living on the resort. It's gonna be really hard.

[Shane Dawson]

Try to throw a banana at Ryland's head.

[Ryland Adams]

No, stop.

[Morgan Adams]

Like a little minion.

[Ryland Adams]

Hey, I was just about to have a little heart to heart.

[Morgan Adams]

This one is mushy.

[Ryland Adams]

It's cuz he already hit my head.

[Shane Dawson]

But like, really go for it.

[Morgan Adams]

I can't.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like it's gonna be banana gate. I don't want this.

[Morgan Adams]

Feels like a setup.

[Shane Dawson]

Banana gate. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And you guys are. You're Lizzie in the scenario.

[Morgan Adams]

How your audience reacts to chucking food and I don't want to be on the next line.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so wait, I did just want to say Shane and I keep talking seriously about, like, are we going to have a third party child? And we were so serious about it, we actually met with a surrogacy agency to talk about it. But the thing is, it's like, how do you know? You know, you know when you're ready to have the third.

[Shane Dawson]

Cole is a cute name too.

[Ryland Adams]

And that's the problem is like, yes, we should have a girl now because we have two boys, but all we can do is think of boy names. We have Ralph. We have Noah. We have Cole.

[Shane Dawson]

We have Cole entered the chat.

[Ryland Adams]

You just said Cole.

[Shane Dawson]

I know. I just made. I just said it. You said, yes, Cole.

[Ryland Adams]

Could Colby a girl's name? No, Colby.

[Shane Dawson]

Stanley.

[Morgan Adams]

Colby's like cheese.

[Ryland Adams]

Stanley.

[Shane Dawson]

Hugo.

[Ryland Adams]

If we can come up with a girl name.

[Shane Dawson]

Hugo. Stanley is such a bougie name.

[Ryland Adams]

It really is holding us back.

[Shane Dawson]

Hugo.

[Morgan Adams]

Stanley would tell you how wonderful life became when a girl came into the world.

[Shane Dawson]

True.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Girls run the world.

[Ryland Adams]

And that's the thing is, like, I keep telling myself it's never going to be the right time. Like, you're never gonna feel like, oh, it's the right time because life's always crazy and chaotic. Well, so I am there. I have this fine line of like, oh, we just need to do it, versus, like, oh, we have the gut instinct that this is the right time. I also have these timelines in my head of like, I want a three year gap because me and my brother are three years apart. But then I also have this thing where we need three kids because my mom had three kids. And it's like, what's real and what isn't real.

[Morgan Adams]

Well, I don't think you should worry about recreating the past. You're worried about creating the future. You don't have to do what mom and dad did. Even though our family is just so wonderful. Especially when I came back. I'm trying to direct.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I'm so stressed. The lighting's bad.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And the sound.

[Ryland Adams]

If you're facing the ocean, then the sound's gonna be bad. So I want you on this side if you're talking.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay, well, we.

[Morgan Adams]

Are we all gonna mooc bong on the floor?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm a director.

[Shane Dawson]

That's a girl name.

[Vicki Adams]

I don't sit on the floor.

[Morgan Adams]

What kind of hot drama are you telling the people in this pod?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, what's the tea? Sweet tea?

[Morgan Adams]

Are you talking about the swap? Are you talking about the.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I wasn't gonna drop any of that. That's why I was just going.

[Morgan Adams]

You guys don't drop anything.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no, we're gonna drop it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Those are on future vlogs.

[Shane Dawson]

Why is the camera so far away?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm bringing the table over.

[Morgan Adams]

Shane pitched mom and I to start our own podcast called Seriously.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, that's so good.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. We could talk about this.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. What would the first episode of Seriously be?

[Morgan Adams]

Do not say it.

[Vicki Adams]

Do not say it.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, don't.

[Vicki Adams]

Do not. It is. We'll come up with one later.

[Morgan Adams]

We. Due to what information has been released to the public. It just wouldn't make sense yet. You have to wait for their big drop. I can't expose the drop of the swap.

[Ryland Adams]

The drop of the swap.

[Shane Dawson]

Can we just talk about it so that the sip audience should get this first? You guys are the most loyal little chuggers.

[Ryland Adams]

This is until they turn on people.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, right. No, but am I canceled for throwing.

[Ryland Adams]

A banana probably at this point. That's what I'm saying. Like, I want to give you guys the information, but knowing how you've made him afraid. Yeah, I'm afraid is what it's like. Trust hasn't been broken, but we've got to rebuild a little bit.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Vicki Adams]

We weren't even mad at you.

[Morgan Adams]

No, but it's like.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like we have a good friendship and a good camaraderie that I just feel like. I don't know, People are allowed to feel however they want. Like, if you're watching it, do you. Like, I understand.

[Shane Dawson]

I should say, as a side note, and I don't know if we want to delve back into these waters, but I will say you could sit here. It was. It was, like, oddly intense. Like, that There was, like, a two, three day stretch where, like, it felt like the world was ending because people were mad at Lizzie. For throwing that sandwich. And it. It was like, half of it was funny because I was like, wow, this is so. Compared to what I've been canceled for. Like, this is funny. But the other part of me was, like, it was really affecting her and really affecting you. And really, like, well, because. And it was so. It was like, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, I don't normally let. And I didn't really get it. Let it go to me. But because it affects our production, I did feel really bad. But it just is crazy because it's comical on one end because it's something so insignificant in the terms of, like, a person being, like, burned at the stake, you know, like, for crimes that have been committed on the Internet. That was very low bar.

[Morgan Adams]

My hot take is, how are the people who are calling Wizzy fat in the comment section any better?

[Shane Dawson]

They're not, but that's the Internet. It's like, people. It's so funny. Like, people get so mad about things and then, like, not to make this about. I don't want to get into too much shit, but, like, I remember when I was getting, like, super canceled, where people were like, you know, wanting me to kill myself and stuff and telling me to die and all that. It was interesting to me. Cause I was like, a lot of these people are like, their profile, their bio will say, like, I'm a safe space. Like, you know, like, very, like that vibe. Like, I, you know, John 3:16.

[Morgan Adams]

Love thy neighbor, baby.

[Ryland Adams]

And they're the ones throwing the swords, stabbing you, I think.

[Shane Dawson]

But that's, you know, you learn about it in therapy. You gotta start taking it.

[Ryland Adams]

It is.

[Shane Dawson]

You learn that it's not even you. It's a projection of you. That's not even. Like, it's not the real you. It's a version of you. And they're all, you know, projecting their own things. It's like, it's all not real, but it is kind of real. And it feels real when people are hurling hate sandwiches at you. But sometimes that hate sandwich is more about them. And. And you should. Maybe they should eat it.

[Ryland Adams]

And I do think, like, it is a moment for whoever's being called out to reflect as well. But it also is you. I think what I've learned from my time on the Internet is nothing. None of it is real. Like, anything somebody says bad about me isn't real. Anything somebody says that's great about me isn't real. Well, I can't let it go to my.

[Shane Dawson]

I wish that you would believe it was real. Because the amount of hours I have to listen to him talking about how bad his hair is.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'm like, that's about me.

[Shane Dawson]

Go to your comments. Every comment is, Ryland, your hair is sickening.

[Ryland Adams]

See, I don't listen to you guys. So it's about me. It's. I. I.

[Morgan Adams]

Believe me, if you're willing to call someone fat on the Internet, you should not be spitting out moral advice.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, Lizzie's always. Lizzie was screaming in the last episode. She's like, if you're gonna sit there and call me fat in the comments, then I wanna see a naked selfie of you.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought we weren't allowed to call people fat anymore.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, my God. Well, didn't. I think we already talked about my Reddit page on yours? This was years ago.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think we talked about it on the Internet, just us talking.

[Morgan Adams]

I think I cut it out when someone, one of our friends, said that they had found their Reddit page, and I was like, oh, we all learned that the hard way that you cannot look on Reddit. But I had one called Morgan Goes Mega, where they compared me to WWE.

[Ryland Adams]

Fighters where they had her smaller and then showed that she got mega.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah, that's horrible. So my therapist told me that anyone who is willing to go anonymous. Anonymously online and call you fat, they have no superiority over anyone else, and they should not be giving anyone advice because they're clearly not nice people, period. But there's a difference between constructive criticism and just mean people.

[Ryland Adams]

That's what I mean. Like, you do have to say, like, oh, why am I being called out? And really reflect on it. But I'm just saying, a lot of the time, you can't let anything good go to your head, and you can't let anything bad go to your head. It's just not healthy.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, like, I like comments that are like, shane, this theory is kind of a reach. And I'm like, you know what? You're right. Good. You know, good note, good note. Next time. Yeah, I'm gonna research this one a little bit more. Yeah, but I thought. Yeah, I remember, like, back when I started YouTube back, you know, before you guys were even born, all my comments.

[Vicki Adams]

Were referring to me, right?

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay.

[Shane Dawson]

All my comments were fat, gay, gay, fat. You're fat and gay. You're fat and gay. And I was just like, wow, this is. This is a lot. But now, if you left a comment saying you're fat and gay, I assumed you'd get your fucking account deleted. Like, that's hate speech. But is it back can you do that again?

[Morgan Adams]

I think you can.

[Vicki Adams]

Well, they're doing it.

[Morgan Adams]

You definitely can.

[Shane Dawson]

Don't do that. But yeah, it was so horrible. I was like, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

I've called a few guys gay in my time on the sip.

[Shane Dawson]

What?

[Morgan Adams]

Not in a comment section?

[Ryland Adams]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

Who are you calling gay?

[Ryland Adams]

I've just. Well, I'm just gonna say I haven't out. I haven't been like, that person's gay. I've just been like, I like boys.

[Shane Dawson]

Who.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I'm not gonna say I listened.

[Shane Dawson]

To the SIP and I don't remember you outing anybody. That's problematic. That's worse than dark.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't out because I don't know. I don't have facts. I'm just hypothesizing.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, he came out though.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. I think he's exploring his sexuality now, so all is well.

[Shane Dawson]

What did you call gay people when you were young?

[Vicki Adams]

We call them gay people.

[Shane Dawson]

Did you have any, like, fun words that you guys would use, like, like. Like pudding slingers or.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no, Putting pusher.

[Vicki Adams]

I don't.

[Shane Dawson]

I know putting pusher, but I'm talking about, like back in the day, like, well, not, you know, in the. In the 90s.

[Vicki Adams]

And I really did have a few gay friends in the 90s.

[Shane Dawson]

And here she goes with the gay friends again.

[Vicki Adams]

Well, what we would do is go to the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

[Morgan Adams]

Rocky Horror.

[Vicki Adams]

It was Rocky Horror. Now I can't say it. Horror. Horror movie. And it was. We had a lot of fun, though.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow. Did they call you diva?

[Vicki Adams]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

Show your nails, do the thing.

[Vicki Adams]

Except for they're not long enough.

[Morgan Adams]

This is might get you some stamp ons.

[Shane Dawson]

Period. Poo.

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[Shane Dawson]

Okay, questions, Morgan.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, gosh.

[Shane Dawson]

What is this next chapter of your life? What's going on?

[Morgan Adams]

I know.

[Ryland Adams]

Seriously, the podcast.

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously. My problem is that I see how much effort you have to put into getting a podcast out every single week, and I don't think that I could do it. I'm saying that in a complimentary way, that it's a lot of work to get a full piece of work up every week. And I don't think people realize the hustle that you're putting in for this.

[Ryland Adams]

It is. It never ends. And even, like, when you guys, like, we're on vacation right now, and I'm like, oh, no, I have to film the. And I love it. I'm so grateful for it, but it does. It does never end.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, what if you did, like, me, like, every other week? And then what if I feel like you should do episodes alone where you're just talking, and then episodes with, like, your mom, with me, with Rylan, like, and you can kind of stockpile those. I think you should do it.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah. I just feel like I've been doing YouTube for so long at this point. We're on year eight. You might be on year nine.

[Ryland Adams]

And I told somebody the other day, oh, I've been doing it for, like, five years. And then I thought about, I'm a.

[Shane Dawson]

Year combining you guys. Nine plus eight.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Vicki Adams]

Wow.

[Morgan Adams]

But sometimes I'm like, wow, I gotta make my life more interesting because I've already said every word that's ever popped into my brain. Like, I've already given you all the information that's ever been divulged up here. So I gotta think of some new things first. I gotta go experience life sometimes.

[Ryland Adams]

I think that's why I like to do, like, big crazy moves or do crazy things because makes for more entertainment.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah. You wonder why YouTubers move so much. It's because they can't think about what else to do. Like ser. That's gotta be it, right?

[Shane Dawson]

You know what we should do?

[Morgan Adams]

Okay, so move.

[Ryland Adams]

Every year, my favorite thing in the world is furniture shopping, and I feel deprived of that because our spaces are complete. Well, not that the solution is to move, but I'm just saying.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, I have an idea. So this is something that I haven't talked about yet on my podcast or anything, but I have a whole plan and a goal for this upcoming next, you know, a couple months. The rest of my life? Well, yes, but yes, for this next chapter. I really want to start making bigger things. What if one of the things I make. What if we shoot like a pilot for like, a Kardashian housewives style reality show about your family? Well, that would be fun.

[Ryland Adams]

Here's the problem in your new thing. It's not entertaining.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, listen.

[Ryland Adams]

No, no, no.

[Shane Dawson]

This morning was entertaining. There was drama going back and forth as family.

[Ryland Adams]

If we would have filmed the behind the scenes day of, like, when we addressed everything on the sip. Or if. But I'm saying. Oh, it gets. But the thing is those things get really touchy because then you have to live. You have to relive people watching the hashing out of the problem, and then that creates a bigger divide. And that's. I did take my hat off to the Kardashians in that day because I was like, oh, if all of this was. Was filmed and then people got to dissect, how we dissected would just be, like, drama.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, we'd have to make a pact with each other. Like, listen, we know that this is a show and all, and our real relationships are all that matter. And then the second that it gets actually toxic, it's over.

[Ryland Adams]

What I appreciate about being able to control YouTube vlogs is that we can just, like, try to be funny and have a good time. The problem with a reality show is that they're following you through everyday life. So when a problem arises, you're watching how people confront those problems and then imagine. I just can't imagine, like, if we got in a big blowout fight and then had to watch us solve it on camera.

[Morgan Adams]

Well, if Shane was the producer, then he would still have the final say.

[Vicki Adams]

And he would solve our problems.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, I'm not talking about actual drama. I'm talking about, like, today with you stressing out and how this has just been such a stressful day.

[Morgan Adams]

You're acting like I was funny to Fuck.

[Ryland Adams]

This was 15 minutes on the car ride home. Are you kidding me?

[Shane Dawson]

See what I mean? Like, where's the camera right now? See? And then he cuts to his confessional, and he's like, the fact that Shane is confronting me right now in front of my family is why I don't trust him. And then, like, you know what I mean? And then Lizzie pops in and she's like, I'm back, bitches. This is a show.

[Ryland Adams]

And then you get a camera on Lizzie at home. They're filming this sip in Laguna beach while I'm over here in the Valley.

[Vicki Adams]

And breastfeeding my child.

[Shane Dawson]

I think it would be fun to, like, film a fake reality show and, like, get all dressed up and have fun.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah, we'll dress like we're on Selling Sunset.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, I have Morgan watching. Well, I have been telling Morgan about my love for the OC and so now she's watched Selling the OC and she's on board with that, too.

[Morgan Adams]

See, and they seem. I don't have anything like that in my life, where they're, like, bickering with their co workers, you know, And I would love it.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God. You and Spencer just bickering?

[Morgan Adams]

Spencer. I will say I think Spencer was put into our lives to humble us all.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean?

[Morgan Adams]

Like, if you say something, Spencer will, like, give it back to you.

[Ryland Adams]

He will check you, or he'll serve it back.

[Morgan Adams]

Like most straight men, when I say something stupid, they're like, oh, my God. Yeah. Spencer will be like, are you an idiot? And I'm like.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, you guys kind of roast each other. It's interesting.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah, but Spencer does it to Lizzie, too. Spencer will give it back to her. He's not intimidated. No, but not in a mean way, but in, like, a reality kind of way.

[Ryland Adams]

He fits really well.

[Shane Dawson]

One of the first days he worked for me, he was at our house, and I said something that was, like. It was, like, kind of a joke, but, like, it was kind of a flop. And, like, in my head, I was like, oh, that was stupid. And then Spencer, like, literally, like, to my face, he said something basically just like, ooh, that flopped. And it made me laugh so hard. I was like, oh, my God, yes.

[Ryland Adams]

My mom's always like, he's the silent killer. Like, he's just quiet over there. And then he really hit you with the zing. Yes.

[Morgan Adams]

It's hilarious.

[Vicki Adams]

It's really the truth.

[Ryland Adams]

He is funny. And now He's a lot more of, like, my vlogs too. You just. You really find out how funny he is. But he is in improv classes and does improv shows all across la. So, like, have I told you guys.

[Morgan Adams]

My theory about how Spencer's not real?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you think he's saying.

[Morgan Adams]

Because every time I say something along these lines, Shane gets really interested, like he just did. And he's like, well, why would you think that, huh? And I'm like, oh, my God, he's cooked up Spencer. And it's like an experiment.

[Shane Dawson]

We.

[Morgan Adams]

The Easter video. I was like, spencer's bot. And Shane was like, well, why do you think that?

[Ryland Adams]

What.

[Morgan Adams]

What makes you think that? And I'm like, oh, my God. He's cooking something and we don't have it.

[Shane Dawson]

What if Spencer's alien?

[Vicki Adams]

He created him.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah. See, look at him being all.

[Ryland Adams]

And now I teamed up with Jeff Bezos to create the first robot person. And he's your employee.

[Vicki Adams]

And I adopted him.

[Shane Dawson]

You. Did we.

[Morgan Adams]

Have anyone ever hugged Spencer? None of us know his body temperature.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God, no. Have I.

[Ryland Adams]

Was that the doorbell? Of course you haven't.

[Shane Dawson]

You were the creator.

[Morgan Adams]

He's tricking all of us.

[Ryland Adams]

Does anybody have.

[Shane Dawson]

That is weird. I've never hugged Spencer, but it'd be weird if I did.

[Morgan Adams]

Well, my thing is, one, none of us have ever hugged Spencer. Two, he just randomly plopped into our lives and all of us just accepted it. And I'm like, did we get hardwired to just. No. One question. Spencer.

[Shane Dawson]

He really did pop in. Like, it was fast and out of nowhere.

[Morgan Adams]

It was out of nowhere and he was just here. And we were like, yeah, Spencer's one of us.

[Shane Dawson]

Granted, I was looking for employees and I did interviews with multiple people, but yes, it was. It was a random plop.

[Vicki Adams]

I was.

[Ryland Adams]

I was in the interviews.

[Morgan Adams]

All I have to say, the house.

[Vicki Adams]

The day he started is if 10.

[Morgan Adams]

Years from now there was a series about how Shane invented Spencer and he's a robot, I would not be surprised.

[Shane Dawson]

Inventing Spencer is a good name.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Shane Dawson]

See, my second series. Guys, we're just cooking.

[Vicki Adams]

I have a coworker that is just like, Spencer.

[Morgan Adams]

Like, really?

[Vicki Adams]

Yeah, she's really quiet. She's really quiet.

[Morgan Adams]

What's her Social Security number again?

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, yeah, I know her.

[Shane Dawson]

You're saying Spencer reminds you of eight?

[Ryland Adams]

It's just the comedy style, the comedy.

[Vicki Adams]

The personality, because she's really quiet. But she comes up with the most genius things for spreadsheets and all the things we need. I call her. I call her Chat GPT.

[Morgan Adams]

Almost like she's a bot.

[Vicki Adams]

Yeah, exactly. And so I call her Chat GPT. She's my personal Chat GPT. But then she's really humorous because she'll be really quiet and all send. She'll just. Just say something so funny that you just don't expect.

[Shane Dawson]

That's how you are.

[Vicki Adams]

No, that's how.

[Shane Dawson]

That's.

[Vicki Adams]

You're funny.

[Shane Dawson]

Thanks.

[Morgan Adams]

You're gonna be a star in the show, Mom.

[Vicki Adams]

No, I'm not.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, here he goes.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, well, no, I'm just saying we've been going for 30 minutes. So the second half will be us trying the food we just started. It's been recording for 30.

[Shane Dawson]

We're just yapping.

[Ryland Adams]

But actually this camera is gonna cut at 30 minutes. Hold on, let me cut and come back.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

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[Ryland Adams]

But the part about that I hate is figuring out what to cook for.

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[Ryland Adams]

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[Ryland Adams]

That's tastemade.com thesip okay, who's gonna give us a tour of the food?

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, can I start? Because look at the sundae. Whoa. We had this last time we came. It's okay. You'll start and be like, I don't know if I like this. And then you'll eat the whole thing. You'll be like, oh, fuck. Like, it's so good.

[Vicki Adams]

I thought it was just for me.

[Morgan Adams]

Is it peanut butter?

[Shane Dawson]

It's a salted caramel.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, that looks really good.

[Shane Dawson]

A lot of layers. Okay, look at the chips and guacamole. Look how puffy. These are. Puffy. Double fried, double beautiful. Okay, what's under here? Oh. Ooh. A nice side of chicken for the salad. It looks good.

[Ryland Adams]

Pesto marinated chicken. Delish.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, then we have here. This looks good. The burger and fries. Oh, tell me that doesn't look like a movie burger. Oop. Hot plate. Ow. Okay, hot plate. Oh, a nice club sandwich for the ladies.

[Morgan Adams]

Yo.

[Shane Dawson]

Here's your club. Wow. Yellow tomatoes.

[Ryland Adams]

Turkey. Yellow tomatoes.

[Shane Dawson]

Yellow tomatoes happening.

[Ryland Adams]

Try a fry.

[Vicki Adams]

Not green, not red, but yellow.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, just a simple Caesar. Simple Caesar. Homemade croutons. No, don't worry about it. Okay, what's under here? What is this? Oh, I got a chocolate lava cake. Ooh. Okay, looks good. What's over here?

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, we're gonna be sick.

[Shane Dawson]

Fries, Little mashed potatoes for mama. Little mama needs her mashies. Yeah, A little steak. A little skirt steak. Something something.

[Ryland Adams]

Ooh, with some squash.

[Shane Dawson]

Daddy needs a squash.

[Morgan Adams]

How are we gonna arrange this?

[Ryland Adams]

All right, I'm gonna set us up and we're gonna sit down and eat.

[Shane Dawson]

And a little Coke Zero for daddy. Let me get a little pour A little. Pour porn. A little pour porn. Oh. Oh. Stick your finger in it. Stick your finger in it. Stick your finger in it.

[Ryland Adams]

Shin over. Not on the carpet.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God, I almost got it on the burger.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, the carpet would have been worse, but thank God he missed the carpet. Okay, let me figure out how to set up this shot and we'll be back rolling.

[Morgan Adams]

I just thought of an idea for you if you want to go full boss, babe. Okay, you should create a podcast network called the Shane Dawson Podcast Network. And you could have all these little branches. You could have the sip. You could have. Seriously. And when I do, Seriously, it will be one on one interviews. And when you're on it, it'll be called Seriously Ryland. And then when you're on it, it'll be called Seriously Shane. And I'll, like, rotate through everyone in your network.

[Shane Dawson]

This is Genius.

[Morgan Adams]

Thank you. I think you thought of it yesterday, but I think you should be the. The big man at the top. Like, what's his name?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, shit.

[Shane Dawson]

Jeff Bezos.

[Vicki Adams]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

Elon?

[Morgan Adams]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Dave.

[Morgan Adams]

Dave.

[Ryland Adams]

Dave Portnoy.

[Morgan Adams]

Dave Portnoy. You know how he's the head of his whole thing? You could be the head of a new thing. Oh, but then you have to manage a lot of people, and maybe you don't want that.

[Ryland Adams]

What is under here?

[Morgan Adams]

Dave Portnoy has Newport beach money for show.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I'll let Mom and Morgan try the sundae first because they've never had it. You really need to dig in and pull out because it's quite the experience.

[Morgan Adams]

Don't mind if I do.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh. It's so good. Come on.

[Vicki Adams]

This really, really.

[Morgan Adams]

The layers and the intricacy of this and the little waffle at the top. So I feel like I'm in a Vegas show.

[Shane Dawson]

It's, like, rich. Like Dairy Queen. I haven't had Dairy Queen.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, my gosh. You need to try the summer blizzards.

[Ryland Adams]

That thing is delish, I can already tell you. Oh, you don't. Maybe you got too much of one thing.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no.

[Vicki Adams]

What's wrong?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no. Okay.

[Vicki Adams]

Brain freeze.

[Morgan Adams]

It's a lot of caramel flavor.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe. Maybe something went wrong downstairs.

[Morgan Adams]

It's.

[Shane Dawson]

Hold on, hold on. Let me see.

[Morgan Adams]

The brown ice cream is.

[Shane Dawson]

The brown ice cream is. Okay, so you don't like that one. Let me see.

[Ryland Adams]

Or maybe. Maybe it just wasn't distributed well today.

[Morgan Adams]

The second bite was better. I just don't know if I was ready for that much caramel.

[Ryland Adams]

Let me see.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I like it, but it's very caramel. That is literally like caramel.

[Morgan Adams]

It's caramel topped with caramel with a side of caramel.

[Shane Dawson]

Caramel. It tastes, like, burnt.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, this is different than.

[Shane Dawson]

What is it?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, it's visually the same. It's the same item, but I think.

[Morgan Adams]

I needed more whipped cream with my caramel.

[Ryland Adams]

That isn't what it once was. Do you like how I said mom and Morgan can try first, and now mom's, like, the last to get a pause on it.

[Vicki Adams]

Hey, I'm gonna pause. All right. More quality checking.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. I couldn't give you something that was burnt, you know?

[Vicki Adams]

Okay. I went all the way down like you told me. But there's lots of whipped cream, too.

[Shane Dawson]

But, yeah. So, okay.

[Morgan Adams]

Going one by one for these things.

[Ryland Adams]

No, we can really. We can really just eat, like.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I love it.

[Shane Dawson]

So seriously, question Mark Morgan, you need to copyright that.

[Morgan Adams]

Well, you came up with it, so you should copyright it and then charge me.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay, what are the.

[Shane Dawson]

And then here's my idea for her. At the end of every episode of her podcast, she'll have the Seriously. And that's like, you know, a few minutes at the end where she talks about something she's annoyed by, and she starts it with, seriously. You know, so then, like, what are you annoyed by right now?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, let's do it. Let's test this segment. Well, you got to think of something new.

[Morgan Adams]

The thing that I'm annoyed about is so good.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, I know.

[Morgan Adams]

I think they already know that I'm annoyed. So is it problematic if I say it on the Internet when they already know that I'm annoyed? Because I already confronted them.

[Ryland Adams]

Bringing it public is a lot worse.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, maybe that's my problem.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, we can save the other dessert for apple.

[Morgan Adams]

What is their little something that I'm annoyed about?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, just like in life.

[Vicki Adams]

It's so good.

[Morgan Adams]

This might be problematic to say, but I'm annoyed at YouTube that they had me fly out for an event, and it was the most random event when they had humongous events all week long and didn't invite me to any other one after they made me fly out.

[Shane Dawson]

Wait, hold on.

[Ryland Adams]

Seriously, YouTube.

[Shane Dawson]

This is a good idea.

[Morgan Adams]

They invited specifically Spill Session I to it, like a shopping event. But we don't do, like, shopping content.

[Shane Dawson]

Hold on. I've never seen you in Spill Session in the same room. I thought you were the same person.

[Morgan Adams]

I know. And Shane did give me a brilliant idea years and years and years ago, and he said, you should do a video coming out as Phil Chef. Stop coming out as Phil Sesh. And it will shake up her world.

[Shane Dawson]

Because she'll be like, I gotta show my face now. Cause everybody thinks I'm Morgan.

[Morgan Adams]

I know. It would have been so good. Imagine if I did.

[Ryland Adams]

That would be so fun.

[Morgan Adams]

To a drama channel about all of us. And it was secretly all of us behind the whole thing.

[Shane Dawson]

You should do. Oh, not that I'm like, I don't know if spillshust hates us or not, but I.

[Morgan Adams]

No, I don't think she does.

[Shane Dawson]

But what would be funny is for, like, April Fool's Day next year, you do, like, Spill Sesh does a video about you or about something like that, and then at the end, like, there's a glitch, and, like, it accidentally shows you that you were, like, the one recording it. Or does she show her face now? Oh, never Mind that doesn't work. Wow, that's funny. This bun looks like a movie bun. Like, what is going on?

[Morgan Adams]

Yo, that looks staged.

[Ryland Adams]

I went into the turkey club.

[Shane Dawson]

Is there. Okay. Sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

And it's nice.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Is there, like, a positive seriously, though? Like, do you have, like, different seriouslys? Like, maybe it's like, this week I'm gonna do a seriously.

[Vicki Adams]

Like, I met the kindest person.

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Which would you like to try, Mom?

[Morgan Adams]

There could be positive seriouslys, but is anyone listening for the positive Seriously?

[Shane Dawson]

Probably not. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Mind trying the one I tried, or do you want the new one?

[Shane Dawson]

What's everybody seriously. Oh, let us know in the comments. What's your seriously this week, but in.

[Ryland Adams]

A good or bad way.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm getting confused. Bomb.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, the fucking clouds this morning. Seriously?

[Morgan Adams]

Are you kidding me?

[Shane Dawson]

I'll do the ramp first.

[Ryland Adams]

I rebooked my entire vacation at the Montage in Laguna beach because clouds were in the forecast on Friday and Saturday. It said all sunshine on Wednesday and Thursday. So we rearranged our trip to get to Laguna beach to enjoy the sunshine. I wake up, and guess what? It's fucking cloud covered.

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously, right?

[Shane Dawson]

That was good.

[Morgan Adams]

That was good. Why is the tomato yellow?

[Shane Dawson]

Mine is about hat sizes.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, that is a good one for you.

[Shane Dawson]

It is a big one. For my big head today all I wanted was a sun hat. You know, like a one of the straw hats. I wanted one because my hair was getting crazy in the wind, the wig was flying, and I needed something to calm it down. So I walked into a sun hat store where they have a million sun hats, and I tried a bunch of them and none of them fit. They're all one size fits all. That's a fucking lie. What is this, 2025? You have one size fits all, and you're giving me tiny little fucking hats for pinheads? No offense.

[Morgan Adams]

Why are the body positivity girls not going after that?

[Shane Dawson]

I need to be a head positivity.

[Ryland Adams]

You're a spokesperson.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you. So anyways, my big head girls know what I'm talking about. So then I go to another store, and the guy, he owns the store, he's very sweet, and I was like, do you have any hats for big heads? And he goes. He goes, oh, I feel you.

[Morgan Adams]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

First of all, he's very sweet, but no, he didn't feel me because he had a normal sized head and he was trying to appropriate my normal. My big head culture.

[Ryland Adams]

He was empathizing with you.

[Shane Dawson]

He was. He was so sweet. So then I Ended up buying a baseball hat because it was the only thing that even remotely fit my head. But even that is still not fitting my head. So all I'm saying is to the hat companies out there, why aren't we doing size inclusivity?

[Ryland Adams]

Seriously, this burger is good.

[Vicki Adams]

And that. Seriously.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, we ordered all this food and nobody wants to eat the food. I have a whole gallon in my mouth. Well, I think we gotta tell it. I mean, not. It's not.

[Shane Dawson]

Do you guys really care about the food?

[Ryland Adams]

The percentage of people that are gonna come try this food is probably like three Chicken's good.

[Morgan Adams]

Puff sandwich was amazing.

[Shane Dawson]

The globe. Yum.

[Ryland Adams]

What's your review of a yellow tomato?

[Morgan Adams]

It's the same as a red one.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe it's just in season or something.

[Morgan Adams]

I guess I don't have much that's annoying me this week.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, that's good.

[Vicki Adams]

That's nice.

[Ryland Adams]

Except for the big. The big one.

[Vicki Adams]

Now. Wait. Oh, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Shane's new thing is steak.

[Shane Dawson]

It is. So are you sure you want to.

[Ryland Adams]

Commit to the end piece? You don't want a middle piece?

[Morgan Adams]

So you're not gonna. When are you gonna tell them about the swap Swap series?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, next week. I mean, literally. I mean, this won't go live next week, but we're gonna film it next week. So I'm like. Two and a half weeks.

[Shane Dawson]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Stay tuned guys, in two and a half weeks to find out what we're talking about.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you like the steak?

[Vicki Adams]

Did you eat too much?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

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[Ryland Adams]

I like the steak.

[Vicki Adams]

The steak looks like it'll be very tender.

[Ryland Adams]

Mmm. Well, now that I'm thinking about it, we got this dessert, too, when we were here last.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, the chocolate lava cake. We did?

[Ryland Adams]

Mmm.

[Shane Dawson]

Are you sure?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, there's, like, extra chocolate lava cake. Oh, I can't talk.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, Ryan, so what's your goal for this next year of your life?

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, a great question.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm gonna pitch to calm down. But that's just a pitch.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, okay, sure. I like it. Why not?

[Morgan Adams]

Maybe you should give us all critiques about what we should change about ourselves.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God, My life coach era.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know if I should be giving life coach advice. Let me think. Well, Rylan, I definitely think needs to calm down and just enjoy life a little bit more. But I do think his anxiety and craziness is part of, like, who he is.

[Ryland Adams]

It's part of my charm. It's not like, I'm not, Like, I'm not walking around anxious. It's all about a decision, and it's not. And they're inconsequential.

[Shane Dawson]

You. You walk around with the purpose of, like, a mother at an amusement park.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean? Like, let's get out of here.

[Shane Dawson]

Like, get to the next thing with the baseball hat. That's, like, that energy.

[Ryland Adams]

My mantra was a little bit to just like, slow the fuck down a little bit. Like, I don't need to be rushing everywhere for me. Yeah, I haven't accomplished it yet.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I thought you listened to the sip.

[Shane Dawson]

I do.

[Morgan Adams]

Sorry. Did my armpits make you sad?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, my God.

[Vicki Adams]

Are you okay?

[Morgan Adams]

Okay, it's not my armpits.

[Ryland Adams]

I swallowed part of the bun wrong because I was trying to defend myself.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay, you can't be dramatic.

[Morgan Adams]

I thought I lifted up my arm, and it stinks.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I wasn't being dramatic.

[Shane Dawson]

I have chokephobia.

[Ryland Adams]

He literally. And he didn't bring one of his chokers. His. What are they?

[Shane Dawson]

I bought six LifeVacs, which are the things you put on your mouth to suck out the meat that I choke.

[Ryland Adams]

And he's like, one of them has to be in the car at all.

[Shane Dawson]

Times, in each car, in each room in the house. Adult and babysitter size. Like, choking is my biggest fear of all time.

[Ryland Adams]

I really did. A small piece of bread went down wrong, too, but I had to back up.

[Morgan Adams]

Not the tube.

[Vicki Adams]

I'm glad you're okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I just got so defensive.

[Shane Dawson]

I know that was a lot. You know, you're so calm when you get defensive.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, don't rile me up when I'm eating.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay. Remember, the original idea for the sip was called Riled up, and it was going to be a podcast where you talked about what riled you up that week.

[Ryland Adams]

We were pitching things like we were pitching Morgan the Seriously. And now it's kind of feeling like a flashback to that.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. I was like, you should do Riled up, where every week you talk about.

[Ryland Adams]

What riled me up.

[Shane Dawson]

All your merch is I'm riled up. I think that's a good idea.

[Morgan Adams]

Your voice, you know that I could.

[Ryland Adams]

Have a segment like, I'm riled Up, but then I'm kind of now stealing Morgan's segment.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, you're right.

[Morgan Adams]

You're stealing my segment to my podcast that doesn't exist. I'm devastated now that I'm thinking about it.

[Shane Dawson]

There is a podcast called Lost Culturistas that literally does a segment called are you kidding me? Or wait, are you kidding me? What is it?

[Morgan Adams]

I don't know.

[Shane Dawson]

Are you kidding me? It's something like that where they rant about something. Ariana Grande did it. She was like, are you. Are you kidding me? So did I steal that from you? Oh, well, it's different.

[Ryland Adams]

Whatever. Everyone's regurgitating the same things with their own take.

[Shane Dawson]

Can you say that word again?

[Ryland Adams]

Regurgitating.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought you said regurgitating. And I was like, that's iconic.

[Morgan Adams]

Are you guys gonna be in my rotation of guests? And I'll have the same order of operations every.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. What do you think the sip is.

[Morgan Adams]

That'S so organic, though? We just pop in, pop out. It doesn't feel like a lot of effort.

[Shane Dawson]

Celebrity guests are too much like. I mean, not that I've had one in 10 years, but. And I loved it when I did it, but it's a lot.

[Morgan Adams]

That's what I'm saying. I don't think I want to have new people. I think I'll be like, seriously, Spencer, Seriously, Sandy, Seriously Lizzie. And we'll, like, talk about whatever drama Lizzie's in this week.

[Shane Dawson]

And if you're doing real celebrities, then you have to deal with their publicist. When I had a podcast when I had, like, celebrities on all the time. This is a long Time ago, the publicist would call me, be like, okay, my client doesn't want to talk about this. This, this. They want to talk. And I'm like, nobody cares about her candle line. Like, we want to talk about her reality show. Sorry, can't talk about that. And I was like, she's not well. She's here to promote a candle. I got to talk to her for an hour about a candle. Can't be doing that.

[Morgan Adams]

No, they really go in with, like, an agenda.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, that's why they do.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, people only are guests on things when they have something to promote. Yeah, they go when they have something to promote.

[Morgan Adams]

And then they're, like, so inauthentic of them. That would never happen on. Seriously.

[Shane Dawson]

And although I will say you probably don't know, this is because you're young, but I did have New York Tiffany Pollard on my podcast years ago, and she had no agenda. She came in ready to party. Like, she was so fun. We should have New York on. She's an icon. She's one who goes, gemma is a fat. Have you seen that? She goes, and someone told her that those shoes were only for pretty people. So why is she wearing them? Someone lied to her and called her pretty. That's so iconic.

[Ryland Adams]

I've gotta try that.

[Shane Dawson]

I will find the clip. Pretty much. I will let Gemma know that she is a fat.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you telling me that New York.

[Morgan Adams]

Have you ever had.

[Shane Dawson]

Chris, can you add Texas says, I.

[Vicki Adams]

Know who New York is right here.

[Morgan Adams]

Have you ever done videos with Pam?

[Vicki Adams]

Thank you.

[Shane Dawson]

Mm.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah, we gotta get Pam back on here, dude.

[Shane Dawson]

What? The fake Pam does not give a fuck. She. I don't even know if she, like, cancel culture, doesn't exist in her world. If you guys don't know what I'm talking about, it's my friend.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think it does in most people's worlds that aren't on social media.

[Shane Dawson]

That's true. It definitely doesn't exist in Laguna Beach.

[Morgan Adams]

No.

[Shane Dawson]

I had people coming up to me referencing things that I was like, oh, that video has been deleted off my channel for 15 years. But I'm glad it's your favorite.

[Ryland Adams]

I know you're not here for the food review, but these chips are incredible. The salsa has a hint of lime.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm here for the food review. I just feel like just the. The Addams Family yapping.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I know, but I also like to eat.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, okay.

[Morgan Adams]

The steak with the ranch is so good.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you've been gatekeeping the ranch.

[Morgan Adams]

There's one there.

[Shane Dawson]

You're the one that put all the sauces on the other table that we can't reach. You're like, get them out of the way. What?

[Morgan Adams]

They tried to desaussify us.

[Vicki Adams]

I spread them out, though.

[Ryland Adams]

Now I'm mad about.

[Shane Dawson]

There's Caesar dressing, too. I don't know. You could dip the steak in there too.

[Ryland Adams]

Ooh, this is a thin one. Can I dip this in this? I might need more. Let's just dunk it all in.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah. Give it a good sizzle, a good coat.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow, that's good. That is the move.

[Morgan Adams]

And the fries with the ranch. Superb.

[Shane Dawson]

Wow.

[Ryland Adams]

That completely changed the steak. I'm dipping it in the other way so it's not a double dip.

[Vicki Adams]

This one hasn't. I haven't eaten all this. I cut it up.

[Shane Dawson]

Did you answer my question, Rylan? Of what is your goal for 34? 34 ready to explore. 34 let's open the door.

[Vicki Adams]

Good.

[Shane Dawson]

34 I'm ready for more.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just trying to maintain 34 and not a whore. I have decided. I. Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

34 and ready to soar.

[Ryland Adams]

Mom, do you see anything else you need?

[Morgan Adams]

34 Hear me roar.

[Ryland Adams]

Let me be your food advocate for these people that don't want to eat.

[Vicki Adams]

A few of the sweet potato fries.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Vicki Adams]

You can use your hand. I don't care.

[Ryland Adams]

Here, I'll just go like this and you can put some on your plate.

[Morgan Adams]

34 and no pores.

[Vicki Adams]

I don't like regular pores. That's all.

[Shane Dawson]

No pores. I thought you meant, like, no pores. It's like, that's my mom.

[Morgan Adams]

Like, clear skin.

[Shane Dawson]

I thought you were, like, inventing Anna. Like, no pores.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, no poor people around.

[Shane Dawson]

That seems offensive.

[Ryland Adams]

That is problematic.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, no. That might be in sandwich throwing territory. Maybe a little worse.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no.

[Shane Dawson]

P O R E. Morgan in her podcast Pores. Seriously.

[Morgan Adams]

What'S the trope that Paris Houston. Paris Hilton used to wear?

[Shane Dawson]

That's poor. That.

[Morgan Adams]

It's like, don't talk to me if you're poor or something.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, yeah, that's iconic.

[Morgan Adams]

Listen, it's not that I grew up.

[Shane Dawson]

Poor, so I feel like this is kind of like Vicky saying she had gay friends. I grew up poor, which is interesting to talk to people who weren't poor when they grew up, because it's just, like, a different vibe. Like, you grew up. I'd say, what, middle class? Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

It changed a little for Morgan. Times were a little tougher for Morgan. I mean, they were. That's fine to say, right?

[Shane Dawson]

No.

[Vicki Adams]

It's true.

[Ryland Adams]

They were.

[Vicki Adams]

The building industry crashed and.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, no, I'm just saying it was. Morgan didn't have the same childhood that I did, financially speaking. And that just is what it is. Life is like that.

[Morgan Adams]

Sometimes him and our straight brother would be like, we went on this vacation. I'm like, where was I? And they're like, oh, you weren't born yet. Times got tough when you were born.

[Ryland Adams]

The recession hit when you were born.

[Vicki Adams]

Yeah, yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Sucked up all the energy in the world.

[Morgan Adams]

You said I sucked up all that money.

[Ryland Adams]

Seriously, she got a personality out of it.

[Shane Dawson]

You did.

[Morgan Adams]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

She became the funny one.

[Shane Dawson]

Yes.

[Morgan Adams]

I think you've became funny.

[Shane Dawson]

I've learned trauma does that.

[Vicki Adams]

What kind of trauma did he have?

[Morgan Adams]

Tons.

[Shane Dawson]

So with me. Oh, well, not with me personally.

[Vicki Adams]

I guess you're right.

[Shane Dawson]

We are relationships.

[Vicki Adams]

We did have some trauma.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm problematic. Yeah, but circumstances. When are you gonna cut into that lava cake?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, do it now. The show's almost over.

[Morgan Adams]

What is that method?

[Ryland Adams]

Sometimes I can't get the ketchup out of these stupid things. So I'm just gonna go at an.

[Shane Dawson]

Angle and it's like this.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not.

[Shane Dawson]

Can we go to salt based steakhouse now that it eats steak? You know what I'm talking about.

[Ryland Adams]

What's up?

[Shane Dawson]

I did see it and it's supposedly very overpriced.

[Morgan Adams]

We forgot about the potatoes. Wait, is that here where we are?

[Ryland Adams]

The hamburger? Juicy.

[Shane Dawson]

But he walks around when you order a certain steak, he'll walk around and go, that's a long spoon. I feel like I'm in a dream.

[Ryland Adams]

That must be the milkshake spoon that we missed out on crazy.

[Shane Dawson]

Am I a ninja drink?

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, that probably is for the milkshakes. Shake.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want some mashed potatoes?

[Shane Dawson]

Do you know you're dreaming when you're dreaming?

[Morgan Adams]

No, I know when I'm dreaming when I wake up and I'm like, oh, thank God. That was a dream.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, right.

[Ryland Adams]

Shanking control.

[Morgan Adams]

I think that some people can lucid dream and control it while they're in it. I can't do that.

[Shane Dawson]

Okay.

[Morgan Adams]

Can you?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Cheers.

[Morgan Adams]

Do you make it better?

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, Yeah. I fly. I just do fun things. I have a lucid dream since I was a kid. I love it. I can do anything I want long. And then I wake up a little man controlling me. My go to is flying. I love flying. Flying feels like swimming. Isn't it crazy that I know what flying feels like?

[Morgan Adams]

Where do you fly to?

[Shane Dawson]

Anywhere. Wherever I want.

[Ryland Adams]

Am I still Your partner of choice when you can control your dream.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. And then people around me will do things, and they'll be like, oh, I don't know. I'm scared. And I'm like, girl, we're dreaming. It's fine. And they'll be like, really?

[Morgan Adams]

Do you think other people who can lucid dream are popping into your dreams and you guys are doing it together?

[Ryland Adams]

That makes me sick.

[Shane Dawson]

I have thought that's like, cheating.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you kidding me? I'm so mad at you.

[Morgan Adams]

You're lucid dreaming with people cheating, lying with people via your dreams.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know what they're doing. I can't see it. I would fly with, oh, suddenly I'm pissed. He's lucid cheating.

[Shane Dawson]

That's the term. No. So, yeah, I always wonder that. I'm like, wow, sometimes a dream is so real and the other person is so them that they are in real life. I'm like, I wonder if tomorrow I asked them like, what, did you have this dream? And they'll be like, yes. I'm like, we dreamt together. We hung out in our dream. It's like Inception.

[Morgan Adams]

That's. Wow. That's a gift. Thank you. Okay, where are the psychic twins? Do they lucid dream?

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, they have to. I wonder if they share dream twins. That's interesting. I wonder if Ted Max are gonna.

[Ryland Adams]

Like the lie I have to tell us.

[Shane Dawson]

My gosh. What if they dream together? That's so cute. See, that's sad, though, because when we bring another baby into the world and they don't have a twin, so now they don't have, like, okay, twin thing. I'm not itching to have twins again. It is sad that we have to think about this. Well, no, it's amazing, and I love science and I'm so grateful for God. But what I'm saying is, it would be cool if you were a girl and you could just get pregnant and then it happens and it's like, oh, my God, it's happening. We don't know what it is. Versus being like, okay, if we don't.

[Ryland Adams]

Choose, the doctor will. I mean, yes, and not every. Not everyone can get pregnant. A lot of people have to do what we're doing anyways. But it is. I mean, even my mom was saying yesterday, I hope it's not too personal, but you had three C sections, and you were like, sometimes I feel robbed of the experience. So I think no matter what position in life you're in, you can feel robbed of an experience.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Just took A turn before the lava cake.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, that was decent time to C.

[Shane Dawson]

Section that lava cake.

[Vicki Adams]

Was that too much?

[Shane Dawson]

Well, you're the expert.

[Ryland Adams]

So good. Oh.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

Take a crunch out of that.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay. But it just broke.

[Ryland Adams]

It's hollow. Or if there's chocolate inside of her.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. What's.

[Vicki Adams]

There is chocolate in there.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Vicki Adams]

Would anyone like to try it?

[Ryland Adams]

No, I'm okay.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, I would. I'm not, like, turning on because you bit off it. I would bite off it.

[Ryland Adams]

The montage is bitten off it.

[Shane Dawson]

No, I'm saying I want you to know that I would eat after.

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, I thought you said okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, whoa. I should have when I broke it open. There's melted chocolate.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, my God, it's oozing.

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, they're not going to eat the ice cream.

[Shane Dawson]

Oh, keep going, Vicki.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay.

[Morgan Adams]

Are these little brownies bites on the side?

[Ryland Adams]

I can't tell if they're brownie bites or if it's more of the cake.

[Shane Dawson]

Is that a noob spoon?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, whoa.

[Shane Dawson]

How many little spoons did they give us?

[Ryland Adams]

It's a lot more rich than I was expecting.

[Vicki Adams]

Do you have a spoon, Shane?

[Shane Dawson]

I'll find one.

[Ryland Adams]

Here's a fork.

[Shane Dawson]

Thanks.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I mean, we're all eating it with forks. Oh, no, Morgan's not blessed.

[Shane Dawson]

Blessed. That's a good podcast name.

[Morgan Adams]

It tastes like coffee.

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, man, I'm getting full.

[Ryland Adams]

Let me see about this.

[Shane Dawson]

I don't know if I love that. I feel like it would have been better when it was hot.

[Morgan Adams]

I'm disappointed by the desserts. I have to say. Dessert.

[Ryland Adams]

To be fair, desserts aren't really a thing that travel well.

[Shane Dawson]

Maybe the crouton's good. Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

If we ate the desserts, like sit dining in, they probably would be better.

[Morgan Adams]

You think it changes that dramatically from the kitchen wheeled up to a floor?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, we've been talking for 30 minutes before you cook.

[Shane Dawson]

Zero, Daddy. Thanks. I asked Daddy.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but there's a lot of those chocolate marbles now in there, though.

[Shane Dawson]

No, make him do it.

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, you need to have that shame.

[Morgan Adams]

Please don't.

[Shane Dawson]

Ew, your dirty fingers. Ooh.

[Vicki Adams]

And now it's your.

[Shane Dawson]

Like that.

[Ryland Adams]

It's really. It's like. It's really too crispy for me. Yeah, it's crispy. Plus.

[Shane Dawson]

Well, crispy's over now. It's spicy.

[Morgan Adams]

Spicy.

[Ryland Adams]

I think crispy is a better adjective for that.

[Vicki Adams]

And by all those.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, all the vloggers we watch.

[Shane Dawson]

They go, oh, this isn't spicy enough. My soda's not spicy enough.

[Morgan Adams]

I wanted to take a Utah trip so we can go to swig.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, we want to go to Utah, too, because we want to go to lagoon. So there's a lot of things for us in Utah. And then I want to visit all the childhood friends.

[Morgan Adams]

When's our Utah trip?

[Ryland Adams]

Soon.

[Shane Dawson]

Right now.

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously? Utah. And mom can tell us all her Utah drama that she's gatekeeping.

[Vicki Adams]

I'm not going to have any more vacation time.

[Morgan Adams]

You guys all gatekeep. So much good stuff. Like mom's Mormon drama.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, maybe with our other brother.

[Shane Dawson]

What's going on with the Mormons?

[Ryland Adams]

I think the little square's coffee. You should try something without outside of the square. The square isn't. Oh, God.

[Morgan Adams]

Oh, I tried the innards.

[Shane Dawson]

Did you put chocolate on the burger?

[Ryland Adams]

It's my plate.

[Shane Dawson]

It's not your plate. This was a community burger.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you're never gonna have a bite of the burger.

[Shane Dawson]

I literally ate, like, a fourth of the burger.

[Ryland Adams]

The burger's really juicy. It's delicious.

[Morgan Adams]

Juicy.

[Ryland Adams]

I would say it's juicy.

[Shane Dawson]

Here you go.

[Vicki Adams]

Shane, did you dip the steak into the ranch?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah. I get that last piece of steak.

[Shane Dawson]

All right. Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Vicki Adams]

It's very good. And would anyone like some squash?

[Morgan Adams]

My pitch to mom is she should have a podcast about her childhood experience growing up Mormon.

[Vicki Adams]

Ish. I can't do that. I have a lot of friends that are Mormon.

[Morgan Adams]

You don't have to bash them, though. Your experience.

[Ryland Adams]

You're using the knife the wrong way. And that's a butter knife. She's using the back end of an already dull knife.

[Vicki Adams]

And look, here's a clean one even.

[Ryland Adams]

And for me to call somebody out on a wrong utensil is crazy, I guess.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

I just.

[Morgan Adams]

Kendall Jenner.

[Ryland Adams]

That we are siblings, so.

[Morgan Adams]

Well, yeah, Mom. Mom has so many good stories that she is gatekeeping from the world.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah. Vicki, give us your. Seriously Mormons.

[Ryland Adams]

She doesn't want to hurt their feelings.

[Vicki Adams]

I'm busy eating my ice cream.

[Morgan Adams]

Is telling your experience gonna hurt their feelings?

[Shane Dawson]

Did something happen to you? What's going on? Who hurt you?

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously, A lot of science.

[Ryland Adams]

We're gonna have to leave it on a cliffhanger right there, and then we will squeeze that out of you for a different piece of content.

[Vicki Adams]

I'll just keep eating ice cream.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you guys, thank you for.

[Shane Dawson]

Yeah, really.

[Morgan Adams]

What?

[Shane Dawson]

Are we gonna continue this on Patreon?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, we could. Well, no, I've got to include Lizzie and. And Spencer. Lizzie and Chris have to join us for the after sip. Really?

[Shane Dawson]

I've been replaced.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I prioritized my birthday fun over my filming day because it's hard to schedule Shane's podcast, and I know that at least Chris is available on Mondays for my podcast. So I said, you can have Monday. I threw my podcast out the window and I told her speech. I know. I'm just reiterating for anybody that's watching because I know everyone does love Lizzie and they love Chris, so that's why they're not here with us.

[Shane Dawson]

He's trying not to get canceled. Oh, yeah, more Ship drama. Ship has some drama.

[Ryland Adams]

The SIP does have some drama.

[Shane Dawson]

A reality show about the sip.

[Ryland Adams]

I would never look at, like, a Reddit page for the sip. But the only thing I see is, like, in our comments, sometimes they're like, Reddit's lit up about this one, and I'm like, oh, God, I can only imagine.

[Shane Dawson]

Honored. I didn't even. I don't even. I have not looked at any Reddit of anything. But the fact that people care enough to make a Reddit page, incredible, that's iconic.

[Ryland Adams]

And I. I have to be honored that because to go, like, seek out a forum and be able to participate in a forum, you have to watch. So you have to consume almost all of it to be up to date enough to be able to commentate on it. So really, they're super f. And even if they're, like, not super fans, they're, like, watching everything. So thank you very much anyways. I hope we gave you some good material for Reddit.

[Vicki Adams]

I just found out there's an app for that.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't look into it.

[Vicki Adams]

Okay.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah, you don't need it, Mom.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you guys for joining. Shane, thank you for the birthday vacation. It's been a blast. Seriously. That's the good. Seriously, thank you.

[Morgan Adams]

Seriously, Shane brought us to this hotel and gave us all this food.

[Ryland Adams]

Seriously, I'm gonna buy the food.

[Shane Dawson]

If you heard how much this was, you'd say, seriously?

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, my goodness. I don't want.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane Dawson]

Did you see?

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't, but I'm gonna. I'm gonna pay you.

[Shane Dawson]

I mean, I loved it.

[Ryland Adams]

No, Morgan did. She pointed out, even she started looking at the menu and she was like, it's $20 for chips and guac. And I was like, yeah, they're. They're gouged. They're price gouging.

[Shane Dawson]

Because seriously, we might have to dip into the zip Patreon fund.

[Ryland Adams]

No, that's paying for this.

[Morgan Adams]

It is.

[Shane Dawson]

I'm kidding.

[Ryland Adams]

I think we also have four ads. Thank you thank you. Thank you for continuing to sponsor our show. Advertisers. All right, thank you guys so much for watching and supporting our show. Follow everyone. They're listed down below. Morgan might have a Patreon by now. Check it out. If she does, it's listed. Shane could even. Who knows?

[Morgan Adams]

We're all venturing into bigger, better things.

[Ryland Adams]

My mom is an Amazon influencer. So go to her Instagram, click the link in her bio, shop her Amazon products. They're fantastic. If you're in the market for a walking treadmill, I highly advise your rating.

[Shane Dawson]

For Amazon should be out of ten fingers.

[Vicki Adams]

Oh, that's it.

[Shane Dawson]

Out of ten nails. So you're like, you know what I mean?

[Vicki Adams]

Or like, oh, I see what you're saying.

[Morgan Adams]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

The camera's about to roll out because we're about to hit 30 minutes, but I love you guys so much. See you next Wednesday. Goodbye. And that's the sip.

[Vicki Adams]

That was early.

[Ryland Adams]

Two to loop.