Shane Madej (13:49)

Oh, it's freezing in here.

Loey Lane (13:50)

Tell them what you dreamed about.

Ryland Adams (13:52)

Oh, it's so cold.

Shane Madej (13:54)

Why is it so cold?

Loey Lane (13:55)

Okay, I'll close the door and get the heat, but tell them he's got his Starbucks and then he meets me out in the shed. We have a little morning moment together. Tell them your best dream last night. I don't remember. Okay, we'll be back when she's more awake. Okay, girls. Today's podcast is sponsored by Rocket Money, which I love, because managing your finances honestly feels like a full time job. One that most of us are not qualified to do. Between managing budgets, saving for the bigger purchases in your lives, and honestly, just managing all your subscriptions and different accounts and credit cards, it can feel so daunting. But that does not have to be your reality any longer. All thanks to Rocket Money, the personal finance app that helps you cancel your unwanted subscriptions, monitors your spending, and helps you lower your bills so that you can grow your savings. I love Rocket Money because I have all of my accounts linked in one place. My savings, my business, my credit cards. So I can easily see everything that's coming in versus everything that's going out. And what's so cool about Rocket Money is they'll actually identify the best time each month to put money aside. If you have a goal, they'll automatically analyze your accounts and guide you to do so. I get an alert if a bill increases in price, if there's unusual activity in my account, or if I'm close to going over my budget. They'll give me a nudge and they'll even congratulate me when I'm doing a good job. And obviously, Rocket Money will help you to cancel your unwanted subscriptions. They'll comb through everything you have, of course, the ones that you've completely forgotten about, and help you cancel them. With just a few taps, Rocket Money has helped save its users over $2.5 billion, including over 880 million in canceled subscriptions alone. Their 10 million members save up to $740 a year when using all of the app's premium features. And you could be one of those members, too. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money. Go to RocketMoney.com SIP today. That's RocketMoney.com SIP RocketMoney.com SIP okay, I just walked downstairs and Shane's cooking. I literally. He claims he's a cook. He's like, you know, I am a chef. I can cook. And I'm like, well, then why don't you? And look what he's doing over here.

Shane Madej (16:16)

Okay, my usual breakfast is my protein bar and my banana, but we don't have bananas. And I was like, oh, fuck, I need to eat something. So we're making eggs. Girls, I don't think I've had eggs in two years.

Loey Lane (16:26)

How do you prepare your eggs?

Shane Madej (16:29)

I mean, it's not that exciting. I just kind of put them in a pan.

Loey Lane (16:34)

You don't know if you're gonna scramble them or make them sunny side up or what. Your plan is sunny side.

Shane Madej (16:41)

Be over easy? Is sunny side up? Is that like a Colorado thing?

Loey Lane (16:46)

Oh, my gosh. He actually. Shane. I, Like, I was with the boys, and Shane was at work the other day, and so I was like, you need to stop at the store on your way home. Cause we're out of food. And so I told him to get eggs, and he went to check out, and he forgot his wallet. Isn't that ironic? After on Shane's podcast, he had dragged me for being a mess, for leaving all my stuff everywhere all the time. And then he's at the store, and what happens?

Shane Madej (17:16)

I forgot my wallet. But luckily, Spencer was still at the office, and he has a company card, which is still also my money. So I just called him, and I was like, hey, babes, can you meet me at the store?

Ryland Adams (17:29)

Can you help me?

Shane Madej (17:30)

He saw the eggs I was purchasing, and he said, that's a lot of eggs. And I said, it is. And then he goes, yeah. And then I said, I don't know. I guess this is just how many eggs we get. And then he goes, oh, I guess.

Loey Lane (17:40)

There'S four of you.

Shane Madej (17:41)

I was like, yeah. So this is how many eggs it is. So it's only 18. Is that a lot? He was shook. He was like. He thought it was a prank.

Loey Lane (17:52)

You know, I. I was kind of like, I would buy 18 eggs for myself because eggs stay good for a very long time. But we are feeding two babies, and they're eating eggs almost every day right now. So. Okay. And while he makes eggs, I'm gonna make my daily staple, which is just oatmeal and whatever berries are in the fridge. You got a small lid on that?

Ryland Adams (18:15)

Oh, yeah.

Shane Madej (18:16)

I'm containing her to get her to get her crusted. Okay. They're about to be done. I mean, they look pretty good.

Loey Lane (18:26)

Yeah. Wow. Maybe I should have had eggs this morning. All we have today are blueberries. So my oatmeal is just oatmeal and blueberries.

Shane Madej (18:41)

Well, the hot sauce kind of doesn't look great, but it's what I.

Loey Lane (18:55)

Good, good. Or you're annoyed by your own sounds or my sounds. I was like, I don't know if he's annoyed by the stirring of my oatmeal.

Shane Madej (19:02)

That's the thing about misophonia that people don't understand. I annoy myself. Like, it's annoying to me. Like, the sound of my own chewing is why I have to watch TV when I'm eating. Like, it's not because of you. That's partial. But. But it's also me. So it's like the sound of my own chewing makes me want to die. And the worst thing ever is when your entire family wants to. Oh, man. For like Thanksgiving, when you all sit around the table and there's no music, it's all silence. It's not even your family's chewing. It's my own chewing. So then I'm like trying to like, make my food so soggy that it just dissolves. So I'm just sitting there. Like.

Loey Lane (19:42)

I know the other day we were sitting in the shed together and I had my oatmeal and I would, like, take a bite, but I'd like, try to let it dissolve. And then I finally just went out and I did a couple of laps while I was finishing eating my breakfast. But we went to Teresa's for Thanksgiving and we've been kind of busy and we're not like chefs, so we didn't prepare a Thanksgiving feast and no one did. Theresa like, prepared a really cute spread for our boys to eat. But it's like we didn't have like Thanksgiving Thanksgiving food. And I was like, well, stuffing would be delicious and I'd like a few Thanksgiving staples. So I. I was like, well, there's a Gelson's, which is a grocery store close by to Teresa's. Let's just pop in and get their pre made food. And so Shane got like seven different things that had to be microwaved for six minutes each. And by the end of it, he like, shortened circuit in her microwave that's like built in. It's like one of these. It's built into the wall and it's just like, rip to the microwave. I'm like, happy Thanksgiving. We came, we Destroyed. And we left. Sorry, babes.

Shane Madej (20:50)

I postmated her a new microwave. It's fine.

Loey Lane (20:52)

He did postmate her into my microwave. He's like, it will be here tomorrow morning. Okay. I guess this chunk isn't really a chunk because Shane's on the move. He's like, gotta get out of here. I was like, come on, we're filming a chunk. And he's like, babes, I gotta go.

Shane Madej (21:06)

This is a hot canoe. When I'm chewing, and if there's no TV on, I just do this to my ears. Don't laugh at my ears.

Loey Lane (21:16)

No, I know. I think a lot of people have it. It's not. I don't think it's that uncommon. We gotta figure it out, though, for, like, once. We're doing, like, official dinner times with the boys, and we're like, what was your favorite part of the day? It's like, I guess you're gonna have to wear headphones or something, because we're having family dinners. That's, like, one of my favorite things about my childhood is that my mom would gather, chewing doesn't bother me, so I can't eat. We'll be at the family dinner table together, and I'll just. I'll wait until after.

Shane Madej (21:45)

No, you just sit on the opposite side of the table. We need a long table, because right now we have a round table, so we need a long table. You sit on one side, I sit on the other. Kind of like king and queen. And then they sit in the middle, and then they're chewing because it doesn't bother me. We give them microphones, and then that feeds into the sound system system. And now their chewing is really loud.

Loey Lane (22:01)

Well, we do have the speakers in this room. We just play, like, gentle music.

Shane Madej (22:06)

The problem with music, though, is, like, for some reason, music is not ideal for me for my chewing either. I, like, I need. I need a storyline. I need a narrative. I need to get lost in it. So. But we'll work on that.

Loey Lane (22:16)

A podcast and. Well, okay, whatever. So Shane's leaving today. Oh, my gosh. What? Your hairbrush. And it's just a lot of hair. I use it, too. I don't use this hairbrush.

Shane Madej (22:29)

Oh, that's all my hair.

Loey Lane (22:30)

That's all your hair.

Shane Madej (22:31)

Oh, darling.

Loey Lane (22:31)

I really use a hairbrush. Except now it's been falling funky in the back, so I've been, like, trying to find things to comb it in the back. Right. But whatever. Okay. So you have dance rehearsals today.

Shane Madej (22:45)

Yes. I know you guys are sick of hearing about it. I'M assuming. But about my dance career? No, about the pilot. But yes, there's a scene where the main character dances. So we're doing a dance rehearsal with the actress, a choreographer, at my office. I'm really excited about it.

Loey Lane (23:03)

Yes, I would like to come, but I feel like it's weird for me to just sit on the couch and judge. Like, but she knows you.

Shane Madej (23:11)

Like, you met her and she likes you.

Loey Lane (23:13)

I know, but it's a little weird for me to just like, sit back and be, like, not affiliated in any way. It's like, I'm not a producer. Whatever. Okay, you go get ready. We'll have. We'll have a sit down junk later. Okay, we'll sit down, we'll gap, we'll yap, as they say.

Shane Madej (23:28)

I love you. I love you guys too.

Loey Lane (23:31)

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Ryland Adams (24:45)

Hi, Rylan's. Like, just go put the camera in your car and do a little 15 minutes. A little cool 15 minute podcast in your car, girl. You have a tripod for your camera that you can put up places. I don't. I don't, girl. Like, do I just hold it here the whole time? I was like, I ain't gonna be cute. Nope. I got butternut Squash on my shirt. I got broken blood vessels all over my face. I got one big rat's nest in the back of my head. It's called my hair. I am done, you guys. We've entered the birth month of my second child, and I have been told by a couple of people that it is definitely harder to parent while pregnant than it is to have a child and another baby. And I hope to God that's true, because I am living for the sweet relief of birthing my baby. Hold on. I just want to see what this frame is. Oh, it's not bad. I'm just gonna hold you guys right here. Right here. Just like this. Just like this. I'm. How do you say? Struggling. I am struggling. I'm sure Rylan's already mentioned that my. My family hand, foot, and mouth came for us. It came for us like the plague. It did not cross our doorstep and go to the neighbors. It came right on over to our house, sat down, nuzzled up, and got up in us. It's. It wasn't that bad. We got a very mild case of the hand, foot, and mouths up in our his house. Billy probably had, like, a pock. It's like I've been questioning whether or not he even has it since he got it, but it's like, he's not acting sick. He's full of energy. But he had one pock on his hip. Sorry, I'm so full of mucus. He had one pock on his hip and one poc. I think, on his tongue for, like, a day, and then it wasn't there. And he has kind of, like, a drool rash right here. But usually his drool rashes go away, and this one didn't go away, so it was really hard to say. Like, he had. He had no dip in energy. He had no dip in food interest. But, like, you know, the one pock on his hip, like, that's real hand, foot, and mouthy. And there was a hand, foot, and mouth outbreak at his school in his classroom. So it's just like, what are the odds of him having these weird, like, rashy blisters and it not being hfm. Do you know what I mean? So we got hfm, and because of that, Rylan and I. Oh, my God, a hummingbird. Can you see it? Oh, no. You just see my dead ass grass. Anyway, we had hand, foot, and mouth. And then yesterday, I woke up and had, like, a really weird pressure headache on my, like, right side of my head. And then, like, got really weird static, blurred vision. On the other side of my, like, my eye. Like, I couldn't see out of my left eye. And from the last time I was pregnant, my OB said, if you get an intense, intense headache, go to the hospital because it's a symptom of preeclampsia. So I called labor and delivery. Delivery, delivery. And I said, labor and delivery. I have a headache that is hurting very badly. Migraine. And on the other side of my face, I cannot see out of my eye. My vision is blurry, and it's like there's a static TV signal or something going on. They were like, get your ass in here, girl. And I said, fudge. For real? They were like, yes, come in right now. So I asked Joe to watch his son, who he was already watching. And I went out into the backyard and I said, james, sorry, I'm so tired. I said, james, can you give me a ride to the hospital? And he's like, I'm in the middle of pre production. And I was like, I know. Gonna need a ride to the hospital just the same. So then James drove me to the hospital, and I was crying because I was scared. But in all honesty, it's not that I want a preterm baby. I just. I hurt very much. And this baby is a lot of baby inside me, and I'm tired and my body hurts, and I'm ready for him as soon as he's ready to Ready for him too, you know? So I go to the hospital, I'm admitted. James literally just dropped me off. He's like, I'm gonna go back to work. And I was like, oh, okay, See ya. So I'm alone at the hospital. I get checked in. They, like, take me to the room. They hook me up to a bunch of stuff and take my blood pressure. And the nurse literally goes, oh, honey, you probably don't have preeclampsia. She goes, the entire floor is full of pregnant. Like, the monitoring floor is full of pregnant women who all had too much sodium on Thanksgiving, and you guys didn't drink enough water. So now you all have headaches and preeclampsia sometimes, like swollen hands and shit. But none of you actually have preeclampsia, so don't be scared. And I was like, oh. She's like, I'm gonna bring you some water and a yogurt, and we're gonna monitor the baby. We're gonna monitor you. We're take your blood pressure a bunch, and then we're probably gonna just let you go, and you're gonna Just need to drink a little bit more water and chill out. And I was like, oh, cool. So, like, an hour later, James came and picked me up, and I went home and didn't have preeclampsia. I just had a little too much turkey, a little too much gravy, not enough water. So that's my story. I was telling Ryland. I was like, do I even know how to podcast without you sitting next to me and not listening to me? That's so much of my performance. Just trying to get his attention.

Loey Lane (31:18)

Also.

Ryland Adams (31:19)

I'm dying. This is. Oh, God, I want to clean off. I'm looking at how dirty my camera lens is. Let me just. It's a little bit better. Okay. So that was my Saturday. My Thanksgiving actually wound up being very cute after. Oh, oh, oh, oh. So last week, I had a little menti bee. I had a little menti b. I talked some shit about my husband on the podcast, and I was like, figure it.

Loey Lane (31:54)

Put it away.

Ryland Adams (31:55)

Put away. So I get home from work on Monday. No, I get home from work on Wednesday. No, I don't work on Wednesdays.

Loey Lane (32:05)

I call the organizer. The organizer is booked.

Ryland Adams (32:08)

I'm blessed. She's like, I love dogs. I'm like, oh, thank God. She'll be here on the 16th of December. She's gonna do the kitchen first. I'm really freaking excited. That's our biggest truck problem zone. So she's gonna put things in places, and everything's gonna have a home that we keep it in. And then she's gonna do the laund the living room. God bless America. That night, I have a full mental breakdown on Joe, where I just go like, bro, I need. I'm already so upset with you because I feel like you've already ruined the organization. And I need you to just get in line and do what this woman says. I don't care what your opinion is on the matter. You just do what this woman says. Because I can't live like this anymore. It's awful. Just put things away. Put things away. And I'm like, scream crying. Like, you don't. Just like, not everything needs a new system from you. You need to just put things away. That is all that needs to happen. And then I was like, and I can't do Thanksgiving here. It's too much. It's too much to ask to have Thanksgiving here. I can't do it. I can't do. I'm so pregnant, so tired. I can't do it. And he said, okay, I love you and I want to work with you, and I will cancel Thanksgiving right now, and I will put things away. And I said, yeah, because I was really nasty to him online and in person. And I was like, you're. I don't even remember what I said. It was like I was in a full black outrage because I was so concerned about him just messing up the organization before it even happens. Because, like, that's what husbands be doing. You fix something in your house, and then you turn around and your husband's just destroyed it. And it's crazy how quick they move, like little Tasmanian devils. Damn. I actually have no idea how long we've been talking, but basically, Joe, like, sat down and was like, I love you, and I want to work with you, and I'm sorry you feel this way, and I will cancel Thanksgiving. And he did and canceled it immediately. And that was so sweet of him. And not that it matters, but I am realizing right now this fight actually happened on Monday. It was not Wednesday. And I hate people who interrupt a story or who take, like, an extra 45 minutes to start a story because they're just talking or trying to remember the time that the story started. And it's just like, no one cares about when the story took place. Do you know what I mean? None of us are checking our calendars to make sure you're right about the date and time of your actual story. No one gives a fuck about that. But you just wasted 45 minutes of my attention span trying to pinpoint exactly what time and place the story actually took place in. And for what? Is this a criminal trial? Am I on the witness stand? Is this gonna be held against me in a court of law? Can you really tell that this booby is much bigger than this booby, even though I have tried to level it out with some butternut squash soup and some cheese? I don't know. You tell me. You're looking at me. You're looking at me. And that's how. That's how you know. Okay. That's how you know. Anyway, then the next day, Tuesday rolls around, and I'm feeling good about the fact that we canceled everything because I am overwhelmed, and my kid is home from school with hand, foot, and mouth, but I can't, like, tell if he really has it, so we're just on a quarant just in case. And then later that day, Joe claims he found the puck on his hip and didn't say anything to me because it's called hand, foot, and mouth. And he's like, if the pox not on his hand, his foot, or his mouth. It's probably not it. But here's the sneaky deaky thing about hand, foot and mouth disease. Your bumps can be anywhere, bro. They can be anywhere. So let that be a lesson to you guys out there. It's not just your hands, your feet, and your mouth. It's anywhere on your body. If you got a blisti and you've been exposed to hfm, you got hfm, loser. So, yeah, so Joe was incredibly sweet, canceled Thanksgiving, and then Tuesday rolled around, and I honestly just felt, like, sad because it is really, like once in a lifetime that Joe gets to make this movie that he's making, and his crew is in town from Kentucky, and it's Thanksgiving, and, like, And. And. And so I said, baby, if you want to have Thanksgiving at the house, you have Thanksgiving at the house. I'll just die silently in the bedroom. You take care of the baby. I love you. Have fun. And then he said, I'm so serious, dude. We don't have to do this. I don't want you to feel like you have to do this. And I was like, no, sweetie, just do it. Just do it. And then his makeup artist was so sweet. He cooked a beautiful turkey dinner with sides and Mac and cheese and gravy, which, as you already know, sent me to the hospital. But still, I truly enjoyed it. And there's just something sweet about the way that his crew came together and, like, brought food to our house while I'm violently pregnant and we have a baby, and they came on time and they left right before bedtime, which is just immaculate guest behavior. So that was actually really nice. And they all liked Billy. They let Billy fuck around and play with them the whole time and were sweet to him and teaching him how to fist bump. And so if they have hand, foot, and mouth, they know where they got it. And I told them all about it, and they didn't seem to care. They don't have kids, whatever. And ever since then, I've just been enzyme of exhausting. Everybody talks about how brutal the first trimester of pregnancy is, but nobody really talks about how brutal, like, these last few weeks are because it's a few weeks, you know, like, in a real. In the real world, we're like, oh, I'm not worried about that thing. It's three weeks from now. That's a long time for me to get that shit done. But when you're pregnant, you're like, oh, my God, three weeks from now. How do I get any bigger? Three Weeks is a long time, and I'm starting to panic about, like, what to do with my. My Billy boy because, like, I don't want to leave him here while I'm in the hospital, but I can't take Billy to the hospital. That's crazy. Makes me really glad that I have a scheduled C section, because I know I'll just be in and out, and I can come right home to my boys, and then I'll have a little Ernie boy and a big Billy boy, and they can play together kind of. And I'm pretty sure Billy's gonna be swatting the hell out of the Ernie. I can already sense it. So we're working diligently on soft hands and gentle. And every time we say gentle, Billy interprets that as give a kiss. So he goes. And I don't know. I'm just like. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. It's gonna be a big show, and I couldn't be more like, lucky to get to do this with Joe and with Billy and with Ernie, and we are. I just feel so surrounded by love, this whole pregnancy, and, like, excitement. But I also kind of feel like it's been so painful and hard on my body that I've been disassociating a lot, and it went by so quick. And I love being pregnant, and I hate being postpartum, so I just know that three weeks is gonna fly by and my baby's gonna be here, and I'm gonna hate being postpartum. And it's like postpartum's hard emotionally. But I think societally more than anything, it makes my brain a raisin because all I think about is bouncing back. But it's like, I don't want to bounce back. You know what I mean? I don't want to. I don't want to do that. I want to heal. I want to get to know my new normal, and I want to not feel shitty about being a deflated balloon. Like, I'm proud of my pregnancy bump because I'm growing a baby, but for some reason, the second I start deflating, I'm like, I'm a freak. I'm disgusting. And it's like I'm. It's the same body that made the baby that I was proud of two weeks ago. And now I'm like, well, it's been three months, and I don't look. Bounced back. It's like, how does a deflated ball even bounce? Give yourself a break. Breastfeed your kid, lay down, go for a Walk, play with your baby. Why are you bouncing back? Take a nap.

Shane Madej (41:22)

God.

Ryland Adams (41:23)

Sick of this bounce back culture, but I am really sad to not be pregnant anymore. I love being pregnant and it hurts so bad and it's so exhausting, but I love. It's so cute looking down at this little tot. No basketball boy and feeling himself kicks in there. And I just. I gotta do it again. I gotta have a little third. We gotta try. We gotta try for a little third. In two years, when I'm 40 and Joe's 57, we'll have our third baby. But until then, this has been a really psychotic rant that probably doesn't make any sense to you. And if you're thinking we should, we should check in on Lizzie, you're not wrong. You should check in on Lizzie. You know what? Lizzie needs a fucking meal train and a nap. And the nap should last 52 hours and everyone should just be playing with Billy and making him have the best day with squirrels and stuff so that I know he's having a good time. And. And that's the sip. Truly. From my, from my vantage point, that's what the sip is. Meal, train, nap, Billy's day out. What do you say, guys? Let's all work together. We can make this dream come true. Is this okay for you, Ryland? Is this what you expect, expected? Is this what you wanted from me? He was like, get in your car. Scream and shout. And I was like, I don't know. I don't know if I can scream and shout, man. I've been home alone for seven days with a baby that may or may not have hand, foot and mouth disease and I'm eight months pregnant. Eight months in a week. I don't count it. I don't know how to count it. And I just feel like I have to pee all the time. Goodbye.

Loey Lane (43:18)

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And we live less than 15 minutes from the beach. So I was driving to go get the boys groceries and I thought, you know, I could make a left and drive five minutes further, go to Whole Foods and stop at the beach. And because I was filming, I was like, you know what? Screw it, let's go to the beach. And I just, I take for granted how close I live to the ocean. It's like, what am I even doing living so close to the ocean, not coming to the ocean when I love the ocean so much. But here I am at the ocean, I bring my camera, I thought, you know what? I'll get a nice shot of me. I'll have the microphone recording on my phone and we'll have a grand old time. I get here, I set up, I'm sitting down, I'm watching the surfers ride a wave, and I realize that I was charging my camera battery and left it at home. Maybe it was meant to be, you know, maybe I was meant to sit here and enjoy in the way that I am and give you a weird voice memo with some B roll of the ocean. Thinking about my life. Now that my boys are getting bigger, though, it is so much easier to be more Mobile, like, in every regard. When we go to eat, they walk themselves out and sit down. When we go to leave the house, they walk themselves out to the car. I have to bring so much less. I don't have to pack a million different things, because wherever we're going, they can eat whatever we're eating now. And it's just. It's so. It feels freeing to be able to just move with them and live with them. We've. And I know, like, you can roll your eyes at me. I don't know how parents of three kids are just functioning out here. Like, especially like a mom if the dad's at work and she has three kids. Girl, I don't know how you're doing it. I don't know how single parents are doing it. God bless you guys. But I, without losing my sanity, can now leave the house with two children in a way that is fun and not just stressful and overwhelming, to the point where once I've packed up and we're driving away from the house, I'm thinking, I don't want to be leaving the house. I want to go back in the house. All that to say, now I can bring the boys to the beach and we can have a great time. It can be very fun. And then I need to go find my liquid band aid that I am convinced is going to save my immunity, my health, health in my life. And then instead of going to Erewhon, which is where I was going for the babies, which I know sounds ridiculous, I'm gonna go to the Whole Foods in Malibu. There's a surfer running in front of me trying to catch the wave. He's gotta go. He's gotta go catch all the other surfers. All right, I will see you guys in the next clip. Wow. I was gonna get, like, an interesting food from CVS where I get my liquid band aid and try it with you in the car, but now I have no phone battery or no camera battery. Oh, you really can't beat winter in California. Are you kidding me? This is crazy, crazy, crazy. Okay, suddenly I am taking up an adult hobby again. I just. I don't know. I don't think as an adult, I have. Outside of, like, going to group fitness classes, I don't have a hobby, per se. Like, my work is very fun, and I'm so grateful for that. But it would be fun. Like, I see a lot of people on YouTube, like, picking up tennis or golf or a hobby that also creates community, and they like. Because every different thing you do as an Adult. You kind of collect people with different interests. And I think it would be cool because I was sitting there watching them surf, and I was thinking about the one time that I went surfing, and I wasn't bad for my first time ever. I. I don't know if you call it riding a couple of waves, but I rode a couple of waves on my first ever attempt at surfing. But I know there's, like, unspoken rules and just common laws that are unspoken, but you have to respect, like, people's paths. I need a little more guidance. And, yes, I could just go to a surf instructor, but it would be nice to have somebody also local that just teaches me. Or, oh, gosh, somebody else just got in their car, and they're watching me vlog on my iPhone. This is annoying. Should I ask him if he wants to be my surfer friend? There's a surfboard in the back of his truck. Oh, I want to die. Malibu is, like, a little too cool for me. There's, like, this essence of effortless cool. I would say the epitome of that is kind of like Brody Jenner. They're all Brody Jenner. They're all, like, a variate. They're working their way up to Brody Jenner in Malibu. But I just think it would be cool if I had something outside of. I don't. I don't know, like, a hobby that I had, like, friends that also did that hobby. I'm not trying to, like, I don't. I'm not craving lots of friends. Like, I don't need lots of friends, but it would be cool if I could be like, hey, I want to go surfing today. Are you going surfing? And it's like, then I have somebody out here that I could surf with. You know, I could probably convince my sister when she's visiting, but that's not. Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll make my sister go surfing with me, make a few friends. And then that's what I did with Pilates. I was never brave enough to go to that Pilates studio because it feels intimidating because it's 99.9% women. And I just never felt comfortable going in there alone. I. I don't know. Like, even though I'm gay presenting and a gay man, sometimes I'm just like, well, I don't want these women to think, like, a man is invading their space. But then after Morgan left, I continued going because then I was comfortable. So I think I just need maybe Morgan to go with me to get comfortable and continue on this hobby too, which would be very fun. Okay. I like, actually, I'm running out of time. My nanny leaves at noon, and so I've got to go. Like, I've got to do what I set out to accomplish to do. And what I've currently done is none of that I've accomplished. I'm filming with you, though, and that's fun. So. And I, like, I don't know, going to the beach felt refreshing and nice. All right, I'm gonna hang up because I'm driving. Bye. I'm sorry, I don't have. I literally. Oh, my gosh. I have my vlog camera. I don't have a battery for my vlog camera. So the OCD in me is, like, cringing at iPhone audio. I know you guys don't care, but me, I care. I really care. Okay. The liquid band aid was secured. Bring hand sanitizer before I put. Oh, wow. Oh, I should have opened it and then put on the hand sanitizer. You guys are really gonna see how OCD I am right now. This is, like, kind of intimate. You know, I don't vlog like this on my vlog channel. And so I don't really, like, bring. It's like, normally the vlogs are very much so Shane and I like doing something. Going somewhere. Try like, bit, bit, bit. So it's rare that I'm like, actually just. I know, like Lizzie and I, whatever, it's not that groundbreaking. But you are just coming along the day with me, which is pretty fun. So the liquid band aid, if you've never heard of it, iconic. I mean, you can just like, seal up anything you need to seal up. I still. What time is it? It's 11:02. I need to leave Malibu by 11:45 and all I have to do is go to Whole Foods. I would have liked to go to the Country Mart because the Country Mart is really cute and there's a lot of stores in there that I could have got some Christmas shopping done at. Okay, let's see. How am I gonna get you guys getting this in focus? I just might not really gonna lay her on. I mean, these ones are less, but I'm still going to. You know what I'm saying? I also got a few treats while I was in there. There's nothing like, crazy Christmas exciting in there. Oh, I got this to wear for my taste test. You know what? Once we get back home, I'm gonna do the taste test of my semi exciting treats. Okay. Okay. Dang. I did not realize that the Malibu's farmer market was going on today. And this is a vibe like I literally, I gotta bring my kids here more. There's really, there's like two really cute playgrounds right here. The beach, the farmer's market, and all of these stores. I don't have time today, but I have to go Christmas shopping over here because there's so many cute stores. I need another couple of hours to be able to go Christmas shopping. Okay, we just got to Whole Foods. We gotta go in. The holidays are almost here. And if you still have a few people lingering on your Christmas list, fear not, because Uncommon Goods is here to save the day. Uncommon Goods makes holiday shopping stress free and joyful. 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I have my second cup of coffee four hours after my first. So I don't get a headache because I'm dependent on caffeine. For lunch. I am eating the leftover veggies that chopped me up last night. The liquid band aid seems to be doing right by me. Like, it really has. You're not gonna be able to see it, but it has sealed me up. And then I dug into some of the food. I got the boys at Whole Foods too, which is butternut squash. And the. They had, like, a turkey meatloaf that looked delicious. That was, like, just made there and some butternut squash. Didn't get a napkin and my fork was just shoved in it. Let's try their mashed potatoes. I didn't have any on Thanksgiving. Delish. This is like a relatively boring lunch. But what I did get at CVS was JoJo's dark chocolate coconut filled bites. I'm a coconut girl. I know. It's like an unpopular thing. I think these are supposed to be, like, healthier. Six grams of sugar for two of them. Nice. And then this is the, like, skinny dipped. This one is dark chocolate peanut butter almond. Mmm. And then when I was checking out of Whole Foods, I saw s' mores bites and I was like, okay, that one's a little more fun. These two are like, I'm trying to be healthy even though I'm gonna have dessert. This one is just full blown fun. I believe. Crunchy cookie and marshmallow in robed. Oh. Enrobed in semi sweet chocolate. So I'm gonna eat my lunch and then I'm gonna try that. I will say I loved going to Malibu. The shops there are beautiful. It's so fun. I'm going back to Christmas shop. But I don't know how people live there year round because 10 minutes through the canyon at my house, it's blue skies and sunny. And in Malibu, while I was there this morning, the sun was like. It was partly cloudy when I left. It was cloudy, cloudy. And I took a video, like, coming back up through the canyon, and you can just see the marine layer, like, hugging the mountains. And so I don't know, it's so gorgeous where we live. I love that we're so close to the beach. I just got to start utilizing it more. But that marine layer would be like seasonal depression to me. So how do you girls that live in, like, ocean towns deal with the marine layer. Is it like half of the year or is it, like, is it still sunny most days? I don't know, because 90% of the time, it's clear skies here and blue and sunny and gorgeous. I go through that canyon, and it's cloudy in Malibu, and I'm like, what's going on here? I know what's going on. It's the marine layer. But actually, this lunch is kind of like hitting. It's, like, boring and plain. But I love a good butternut squash. I feel like more times I opt for sweet potatoes just because I make that for the boys a lot. And I used to be in a butternut squash phase for the boys, but lately it's been sweet potatoes. So having a little bit of that. Mashed potatoes. Chicken. Hits the spot. Hits the spot. Oh, I'm gonna finish this. I don't think this is, like, that interesting for me to be eating on camera. But for dessert, I will be back to try and rank our snackable desserts. I honestly don't like to have much more than that at the house because then I eat it. But if I have something like this at the house after dinner, I can, most of the time on a good day, just have one and stop. If it's been a long day or the boys tested me or something went wrong, I'm going back for seconds or thirds. You know, it's like. I don't know what it is about that, but, like, why do we want comfort food on hard days? Like, when everything's going right, it's easier for me to just be like, let's eat healthy. Let's stay cool. And then when I'm exhausted and tired and what would really refuel my body is, like, actual nutritious food that doesn't have any chemicals is the furthest thing from what I want in the world. Don't know. Okay, let's start. Boring. Well, while I was eating lunch, my sister uploaded her newest video. So I was watching that. This one's confronting my family, our holiday drama. So I am seven minutes into that while I'm eating lunch, but now it's time for dessert. I'm very excited. They're all coming for my children's birthday this weekend. My mom, my dad, my grandma, my aunt, my sister, all flying in to come to the boy's second birthday. Which. Can you believe? Can you believe? Wow. Oh, wow. For some reason, I thought it was gonna be chocolate on the outside, a peanut butter layer, and then the almond, which I don't know why I thought that because the advertising is as follows in real life. Okay, it's good. I like dark chocolate. Though. I would go out on a ledge to say I much prefer dark chocolate to milk chocolate. Milk chocolate. Now, I don't want to sound like a crunchy almond, Mom. Just like, too sweet. Sorry I said it. Sorry, girls. I said, wow, this is good. That's dangerous. Because it's almost like. Because there's an almond, it's not dessert. It's like a midday snack. But if you're not careful, you'll eat the whole bag because it's very good. All right. I'm very excited about these dark chocolate, coconut filled bites from JoJo. Never heard of JoJo before, but says she's been around for. Oh, okay. Her story on the back is deep, not individually wrapped. Pretty big. And the serving size is too. Okay. This also has a variety of nuts on it, which. Fascinating. Or is it all almonds? Or is it almonds, peanuts, and cashews? I don't know. I mean, it's an Almond Joy. Oh, no. How did I not see that at the store? It's an Almond Joy. It's literally an Almond Joy, but it's dark chocolate, so dark chocolate Almond Joy with added protein. Everything's from added protein these days. And less sugar. Okay. I love a coconut flake. I'm that sick bitch that gets a coconut flake on top of my plain Greek frozen yogurt. Mmm, bitches. Before I finish this one, I do want to see what the s' mores bite is. Now, I don't think these are trying to be healthy. I think these are trying to be a dessert, which the others are trying to be healthy. So let's see how they compare. Oh, no. Whole Foods, they're not individually wrapped, and there's no zipper. A crime. A literal crime against humanity. They're big daddies, too. Oh, wow. There's a lot. Oh, wow. Hmm. Oh, no. Did the girl who just said she doesn't like milk chocolate like milk chocolate a lot? That is delectable. Almost forgivable that they're not in a resealable bag, even though they're just raw dogging it in here. I'm gonna have to go dump this in a plastic Ziploc bag. Whoa. Look at. Look at that. Look how much marshmallow. Oh, okay. They're probably not multi bite snacks. They're probably like, take one bite. Okay. It's probably the best. It's probably the best thing here. That's what I'm grabbing for after dinner. This is after I've been healthy all day, and I'm like, but I still need a snack. This is at 3pm when I'm having a rough day. Okay. Period. That is delish. That's nice. Okay. I hope you enjoyed this chunk, and I'll see you in the next one. I'm coming back because now I finished my s' mores and I was like, oh, well, I still have half of this left. You can't go backwards. The less sugar, like, healthier are good when your taste buds aren't comparing it to something else. Once you already know better drugs exist, it's hard to go back to. Like, now this is, like, mute. Even with the coconut flakes, it's mute. It's nothing in comparison. Wow. I think. Wow. On nights I eat the healthier versions, I stay oblivious to the fact that there's. There's good drugs out there. Okay. I'm glad we've been doing this together. Okay, now the babies are up. We're heating up their portion. They're getting blackberries, which I always thought I couldn't give to them for some reason, but cutting them in half, they're obsessed with them. And watermelon they love. They keep saying, more, more. This is a little too hot, though. We gotta wait for it to cool down. Do you like blackberries? I didn't know you liked fruit or.

Shane Madej (67:40)

Don'T, but do you to me or like, it tastes like a pie or something?

Loey Lane (67:43)

More of what? J. Oh, he wants more blackberries. Well, I had gotten this for my taste test, but now they both won. Oh, the mashed potatoes. Here, let me. There you go. Boom. I got some. Oh, gosh. Do you want to try it?

Shane Madej (68:00)

What is it?

Loey Lane (68:00)

I got a s' mores chocolate from Whole Foods.

Shane Madej (68:04)

Wait, is this the sip or a vlog?

Loey Lane (68:06)

Oh, this is the sip. It's like this. This is like a day in the life vlog podcast all combined in one. It's very weird. It might be the weirdest thing I've ever filmed on YouTube. What do you want more? Here, you can have this.

Shane Madej (68:20)

What's in it?

Loey Lane (68:22)

You want this?

Shane Madej (68:32)

Eat marshmallow. All this stuff.

Loey Lane (68:34)

You guys just look. Now that I should have got two of these. They both want it. I hate it. Hot. Hot. Butternut squash.

Shane Madej (68:46)

She was so excited about it. It's so good, isn't it?

Loey Lane (68:53)

So good. Wow. Did you try this? Ch. Do you not like it?

Shane Madej (69:00)

No, it's good.

Loey Lane (69:03)

Whole Foods ready?

Shane Madej (69:04)

Do you like the rest of it?

Loey Lane (69:05)

Well, I'll eat it later. You can put it back in the back. They're like whole foods ready to like the meatloaf that they make. So good.

Shane Madej (69:12)

That's meatloaf.

Loey Lane (69:13)

Max will love that. Turkey meatloaf, and it wasn't bad. Two huge scoops of mashed potatoes, butternut squash, and a huge piece of Turkey meatloaf was $13. That's cheaper than going out to eat. And it's a bigger portion. All right, they're gonna eat. It's now dinner time for the boys. And I was eating some of their stuff, like their apples, and I think you just. I got the hiccups, and Shane had ordered this. Why did you order this? It's called the hicc away stops. Hiccups fast. Clinically proven, 92% effect. Oh, wow. Yeah, I really have hiccups.

Shane Madej (69:52)

Read that.

Loey Lane (69:53)

Oh, my gosh. Place hiccup away in a shallow glass of water. Sip forcefully from the mouthpiece and swallow immediately. Repeat two to three times without pausing. Avoid allowing the unit to fill with water before drinking. Okay, so attack the capt. Yeah, we're just gonna keep eating for a second. Yeah, you're eating an apple. Okay, so I'm getting my shallow cup of water. I think you just remove the cap. The cap tab should face the setting near you. Oh, oops. There's like, an adult or child. Yeah, you're eating an apple. Boo boo. Okay, it's facing adults now. I'm gonna put this in shallow water. I'm like, burping when I'm hiccuping, which is disgusting. Okay, Okay. I said two to three times. I did like, four or five. Now we wait to see if my hiccups are gone. Are my hiccups all gone? I mean, I haven't hiccuped yet. The camera's for Deada. Yes, for Deada. I mean, I literally have not hiccups yet. He thinks the camera is a toy. He's like, I'm coming to get that. I'm coming to get the camera. Well, I haven't hiccuped, so I think the 92% effective. I'm in that. 92%. Okay, I'll hold you. Okay, I gotta go sa.