Investigating The ARBY’S 3D Printed Steak Nuggets Conspiracy Theory with Shane and Spencer!!

Summary

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The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Investigating The ARBY’S 3D Printed Steak Nuggets Conspiracy Theory with Shane and Spencer!!

Date: October 22, 2025
Hosts: Ryland Adams & Lizze Gordon
Guests: Shane, Spencer, Chris

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Episode Overview

In this lively episode, Ryland and Lizze dive headfirst into current pop culture beefs, updates from their TV and personal projects, a running feud with radio personality Kevin Klein, and, most notably, their much-hyped investigation into Arby's alleged 3D-printed steak nuggets. Featuring hot takes, playful roast sessions, and a no-holds-barred group drive-through review with Shane and Spencer, the episode blends candid humor with their trademark off-the-cuff banter.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter & "Beef" Round-Up

Timestamps: 00:00–06:30

• Ryland jokes about having “so many people I have to beef with this episode.”
• Playful self-roasting about public feuds, irreverent gossipy energy from both hosts.
• Lizze riffs on postpartum brain fog and being a “Grinch of brains,” linking her real-life mommy struggles to their podcast drama.
• References to unnamed, more serious feuds (“one of them I don’t even think I could talk about publicly...the thing we won’t name is very personal”; 05:58).

Notable Quotes

• “I just think there’s been a feud confirmed.” – Ryland (03:14)
• “The thing we won’t name is very personal.” – Lizze (05:58)

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2. The Kevin Klein Feud Escalates

Timestamps: 06:09–14:45, 35:01–37:44, 38:00–66:45

• The pair address a brewing on-air spat with KROQ DJ Kevin Klein, who clipped part of The Sip for his show, escalating the friendly rivalry.
• Lizze, pregnant and juggling motherhood, expresses mock outrage (“You want to talk about bare fucking minimum, Klein? I was up all night. I have a child ... and you're out here beefing with a pregnant woman with a child. I don't, Klein. You're a bully.” 06:52)
• Discussion of how the radio show “owes them a baby shower gift” for all the free publicity, joking about a registry (08:18).
• Debate whether to actually listen to or react to Klein’s segment, or to “just never listen.”
• Klein’s team and their own fans keep sharing the clip, while Lizze and Ryland admit they’re not sure how to access radio content.
• Lighthearted threats to “work two days a week” together if Klein ever offers a show, Lizze jokes about co-hosting with Kevin (66:33).

Notable Quotes

• "You're a bully. And usually I'd respect a bully who harasses and bullies, but that's only because they have an objective that's benevolent. I don't know what your objective is, Klein." – Lizze (07:08)
• "Kevin, call me. Let's do a radio show together." – Lizze (94:15)
• "Sick part of me is now fantasizing I’m co-hosting a show on KROQ with Kevin Klein." – Lizze (66:33)

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3. TV Pilot Behind-the-Scenes: Shane’s New Scripted Show

Timestamps: 23:56–31:32

• Ryland reveals Shane is in pre-production for a new scripted pilot, with the hosts and their friends getting cast in various roles.
• Self-deprecation about acting ability; major character inspired by Ryland, and anxiety about living up to expectations.
• Discussion about navigating working with Shane as both partner and director, not wanting to let down the project by being inexperienced.
• Dreaming of being on a billboard and the show's potential for pickup by a major streamer.

Notable Quotes

• “He’s like, you’ve really got to tell me if you think you can execute on this.” – Ryland (25:09)
• “If a streamer picks us up, none of us are in this show.” – Lizze (30:54)

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4. Daily Life and "Bagel Gate"

Timestamps: 14:46–19:50

• Comical debate over Lizze’s habit of bringing herself bagels but not others, devolving into an over-the-top feud about snack etiquette.
• Ryland voices his grievances with Hank’s Bagels (“They’re chewy. They’re like a teeth hazard.” – 15:52), Lizze defends herself but admits the emotional strain of high-maintenance order requests.
• Joe, Lizze’s husband, sides with Ryland, stoking more friendly dramatics.

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5. Hot Topics & Celebrity Gossip

Timestamps: 42:00–54:42

• Kristen Bell’s “murder joke” in an Instagram anniversary post criticized for being tone-deaf during Domestic Violence Awareness Month.
• Extended pop culture chatter: Kim Kardashian’s appearance and interview demeanor, Selena Gomez vs. Hailey Bieber cosmetics “clapbacks,” Gwyneth Paltrow’s new movie and her husband's show "Famous Last Words."
• Ryland praises Kim Kardashian’s “calm” (45:10), while Lizze reflects on the anxiety of presenting as "unbothered" when public shade is thrown.

Notable Quotes

• “I think Selena and I have a lot in common, except I’m not a billionaire and my room isn’t that cute.” – Lizze (51:39)
• “Why do we always have to present like...I’m unbothered, I’m not bothered, it didn’t bother me. It’s like, no. That would hurt my feelings.” – Lizze (52:05)

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6. Social Lessons: "That's Weird" & Teaching Empathy

Timestamps: 54:42–56:09

• Lizze and Ryland share a recent park/mommy-and-me encounter where someone points out the “gay dads,” prompting discussion about how to respond to awkward or prejudiced comments.
• Lizze, after group reflection, lands on the response "That was weird" as a non-confrontational but honest reply to inappropriate remarks.
• Broader musing on how rarely they encounter such moments in real life compared to online, appreciating the “goodness” in the world.

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7. The Arby's 3D-Printed Steak Nuggets Investigation

Timestamps: 69:02–94:43

• Main event: Ryland, Lizze, Chris, Spencer, and Shane drive to Arby’s to try the infamous “3D-printed” steak nuggets, testing the conspiracy theory making the rounds online.
• They order a range of Arby’s classics and sides, with detailed reactions to taste/texture: roast beef is decent, cheese is “goopy” and artificial, and the steak nuggets are roundly panned.
• Group notes on steak nuggets: odd consistency, “looks like glue,” more like jerky, “very compressed,” “wouldn’t put in my mouth if I wasn’t doing a taste test for the Internet” (Shane, 90:29).
• Ultimately, they enjoy the mozzarella sticks and curly fries (approved), but the nuggets are left unfinished, and the experience is documented as humorous disappointment.

Notable Quotes

• “I heard the steak nuggets are 3D printed.” – Lizze (70:55)
• "How do we know if it’s 3D-printed? Like, what’s the test?” – Lizze (81:37)
• "It seems glued together. Oh no. It's like beef jerky but worse.” – Ryland (82:10)
• “I would never eat this.” – Shane (93:40)

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Notable Quotes & Moments

• Being Bullied by Kevin Klein:
  “And you're out here beefing with a pregnant woman with a child. I don't, Klein. Pick a fight with someone who's a fair fighter. My brain is four sizes too small right now. You're a bully. You're a bully.” – Lizze (06:52)
• Reflecting on Their TV Pilot, Fame, and Feuds:
  “We’re so famous in private.” – Ryland (22:08)
• On the Disappointing Arby’s Steak Nuggets:
  “It seems glued together. Oh no.” – Ryland (82:10)
• On Handling Awkward Comments:
  “That was weird. And then they would be like, 'oh,'...I was just a really weird thing to say.” – Lizze (54:55)

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Segment Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamp Start | Key Moments | |------------------------------------------------|----------------|----------------------------------------------------| | Opening Banter & Feuds | 00:00 | Gossip, postpartum brain, “feud confirmed” | | Kevin Klein Radio Beef | 06:09 | “They owe me a baby shower gift”, registry jokes | | TV Pilot & Acting Anxiety | 23:56 | Shane’s pilot news, cast roles, nervous excitement | | Bagel Gate & Snack Etiquette | 14:46 | “Bagel for me. None for you”, husband picks sides | | Hot Topics & Celebrity Chatter | 42:00 | Kristen Bell, Kim K, Hailey/Selena feud | | Empathy & Social Lessons | 54:42 | “That was weird”, teaching empathy | | Drive to Arby’s / Steak Nuggets Test | 69:02 | “It seems glued together”, group reactions | | Wrap-Up & Final Thoughts | 94:15 | “Kevin, call me”, joking about a radio spin-off |

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Final Thoughts

• The episode is classic Sip: playful, self-aware, and unfiltered, turning minor squabbles and pop-culture chaos into comedic gold.
• Their “investigation” into Arby's steak nuggets is the comedic centerpoint, affirming Internet suspicions about processed food in an uproarious group setting.
• Through the running broadcast beef with Kevin Klein, the hosts exemplify lighthearted rivalry over real drama, keeping their tone fun—and reminding listeners, “It’s all jokes, until someone calls you a hormonal woman.”
• Practical life lessons, empathy, and real talk about parenting, friendship, and being authentically “bothered” underpin the snark and humor, giving the episode a surprisingly heartfelt layer.

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Best for listeners craving uncensored banter, pop-culture chaos, and fast food fidelity checks—served with a side of genuine friendship and sarcastic wit.

Transcript

[A]

There's so many people I have to beef with this episode.

[B]

I heard the steak nuggets are 3D printed.

[A]

It seems glued together. Oh, no.

[B]

Why do you think I'm so miserable?

[C]

I would never eat this.

[B]

And you're out here beefing with a pregnant woman with a child. I don't Rob Klein. You're a bully. You're a bully.

[A]

I don't know what your beef with Arby's is.

[B]

I'm a hypocrite. What do you want?

[A]

Did you lose your slate, Christopher? Wait, it's lost?

[D]

I don't know where it is.

[A]

Where.

[B]

When's the last time you had it?

[D]

It was on set with Chit.

[A]

Has he ever brought me up, by the way? Like, there's so many people I have to beef with this episode that I should really minimize the people I'm bringing up. But, like, has he ever been like.

[B]

Does he think about him as much as he thinks about Chit?

[A]

Yeah. Is Chit thinking about me, or is he, like, is he smart and just, like, if I never mention his name, maybe that podcast will keep my name out of their mouths.

[B]

It's so crazy with my glasses off. You look very much like Dax Shepard right now.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah, like, in profile.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Does anyone else see that? Usually I'm like, oh, this boy's Scott Disick through and through. But I'm seeing. I'm seeing Dax.

[A]

Why'd you take those glasses off?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You're gonna have a headache by the end of the show.

[B]

I always have a headache by the end of the show. I think I'm so miserable I can't see, so doesn't talk about us.

[A]

He's never brought me up.

[D]

To be fair, I only filmed the.

[B]

One video, and he said nothing about us.

[A]

You haven't been back in his presence? No. Oh, so it's per. Like, he doesn't like Chris anymore either.

[B]

But, like, literally. He literally said nothing about Ryland, which is also about me. No, he.

[D]

Well, I did mention at some point when we were editing later on that you knew him, and then he was like, oh, my God.

[C]

And.

[D]

And he. At some point, he asked about you, and, like, he was very sweet about you.

[A]

Okay, I'm waiting for my invite to start.

[B]

Like, House Sweet. What is history?

[A]

I have other projects in the works, so. So I don't need.

[B]

We have other projects.

[A]

I don't need Chits employment right now.

[B]

Because we're booked in blast. So go ahead and take your slate and stuff it. We don't need your pipeline, Mother. Or we have our own.

[A]

Wait, do you think he never wants to see you again because he doesn't want to return your slate?

[D]

I don't even think he has my shit.

[A]

Just kidding. Chit. It's. I have no beef with you. There's a few other people I have beef looming with. So much so that, like, one of them I don't even think I could talk about publicly. Who? You know, I literally told you the second it happened.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

And then I kept talking about it all weekend. Are you kidding me?

[B]

Oh, well, bear with me. My brain is four. See? Like, what am I supposed to do?

[A]

Does that ever come back?

[B]

No.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

I'm just broken.

[A]

So every baby you just get dumber and dumber and more and more?

[B]

No, your brain comes back. But it takes like two years. But I don't know what the math is if you're postpartum repartum at the same time.

[A]

You didn't even have time to recover your brain before you doubled down on another shrinking brain. Okay, you really can't think of it.

[B]

I'm like the Grinch of brains. Oh, yeah, no, I've been thinking about that non stop too. It keeps me up at night and it makes me so sad. It makes me so sad.

[A]

I just think there's been a feud confirmed.

[B]

I concur.

[A]

And I think all of these other people are just smarter than me because they keep my name out of their mouths.

[B]

Well, what sucks so bad about this specific feud that we won't talk about on the air is what a big fan I am.

[A]

It seems like we're currently talking about it on air. No, no, no.

[B]

We're just, like, feeling. We're feeling. We're having thoughts. We're having feelings.

[A]

Oh, here he is. We were just talking about the opportunities you've blessed us with.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

Oh, Chris wants to be muted.

[B]

Chris is begging to be muted on.

[A]

Do you want to come in?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay. He's just whipping a ban. Hannah around?

[B]

I like your shirt too. You guys are cute today.

[A]

We went shopping. What can we say? We did go shopping this weekend.

[B]

This is old. I still like it.

[A]

Okay, so that's a few that can't be named, period. Anyways, but also, if you guys ever.

[B]

Just wanted to be cool with us, I'd love we.

[A]

I don't know that I could be cool anymore.

[B]

I know.

[A]

Unfortunately, I don't know that I could. And it's like, I get the. Whoa.

[C]

You want to show the cup? I got Chris for his background.

[A]

What oh, this is for I. Our. Our nanny was like, that's quite the cool cup. And I was like, it's not for us. It's for the other gay person we know. Move. I'm gay. I love that Shane's finally getting around to, like, decorating the backgrounds for the Shane Dawson podcast set. That's a really good one.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

For somebody that doesn't want to be in here with us, you're surely in here with us. He's leaving for real this time.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Bye. Yeah, it's like, I just. I get that people gab. We gap.

[B]

We gab.

[A]

There's quite a few people that maybe they even enjoyed this podcast before you dragged them to filth. And I don't even think it's personal. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

Who are you talking about? Who did I drag?

[A]

Don't make me.

[B]

I. You mean think. You think Charlie XCX was over here?

[A]

Kelly Northwest. Charlie xcx. Literally anybody that's ever done anything publicly, ever. Olivia Munn, which I then think you retract.

[B]

I retracted Olivia Munn. And I would definitely be mom.

[A]

And here's the thing. Even with like somebody such as mgk, she's his biggest fan.

[B]

I wouldn't say my biggest.

[A]

But you're.

[B]

I can. I consume some of his Consume.

[A]

And so this is what I'm saying is people.

[B]

You can like someone's content and not like the person.

[A]

But what I'm saying too is nothing is truly personal. So I try to remember that from my perspective as well. When somebody gabbing. I'm just saying when somebody's talking about water cooler events, it's not always personal. It's just like the thing that we.

[B]

Won'T name is very personal.

[A]

Really? You think so?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Well, when I was. Okay, I think we've given too much away.

[B]

No, no one would ever know.

[A]

I think we've already given too much away.

[B]

No one would know.

[A]

If you want to talk about public feuds, we can talk about K Rock.

[B]

I honestly feel like they owe me a baby shower gift and that we need to start getting paid for mentioning them on our I.

[A]

They love it for sure. I haven't consumed what they put out yet, but a bunch of people in our Patreon started showing us that, like after last week. We were like, we couldn't find the clip because the radio's irrelevant before you. Literally. I appreciate this about them. They clipped it. They did a nine minute clip of just their beef. It says our beef with the sip podcast. And then their Description is, hopefully this is labeled in such a way that the next time they make a bare fucking minimum amount of effort to plan a weekly show, it'll show up for. For them.

[B]

You want to talk about bare fucking minimum, Klein? You want to talk about bare fucking minimum? I was up all night. I have a child. I have a one year old child and I'm pregnant. And you're out here beefing with a pregnant woman with a child. I don't, Klein, pick a fight with someone who's a fair fighter. My brain is four sizes too small right now. You're a bully. You're a bully. And usually I'd respect a bully who harasses and bullies, but that's only because they have an objective that's benevolent. I don't know what your objective is, Klein. It's nasty. And I don't do nasty just to be nasty.

[A]

And I never. Would she ever do that?

[B]

No. Unless you're Charlie xcx and I told.

[A]

Lizzie, you know what, whenever you say or feel about them, I will double down on. So I agree, period.

[B]

Also, my friend said, my friend Brandi, who started this all up at the.

[A]

Baby shower, would have never known they were opening their mouth. No, never listen to the radio.

[B]

I don't even know how to access the radio. I don't know how to access the radio.

[A]

I have like a high tech car and I still can't figure out how to access the radio. No, it's like straight to okay, yeah, no, it's hard.

[B]

But Brandy goes. And I didn't realize that sound bite they're using is you.

[A]

So they're obsessed. This is the whole thing. Because I don't.

[B]

I'm being bullied. I'm being harassed and bullied. And it's honestly, what do you want from me, Clyde? I'll give it to you. Fudge.

[A]

You're giving it to them right now. Oh, this is what they want. The attention and the promotion, which honestly.

[B]

Let me be clear about what I want. I would like a gift. I honestly.

[A]

Is there a registry down below? Well, if you have one life, sure. Okay. It's in the description section. So, Kevin, we're expecting one. And if you drop a gift for.

[B]

Her, we'll let it go.

[A]

I will not only let it go, but I will drag her ass to your studio and we will come on your radio.

[B]

I don't think I could manage it. I'm so hurt. I'm so hurt. I was up all night thinking, what do I say so that I seem cool and Unaffected. But it's like, if you know one thing about me or two things about me is first that I'm not cool and I'm very effective.

[A]

That's why she had to stop reading comments.

[B]

I can't do it.

[A]

She's. She has to be herself, but she can't consume what others think about her. And honestly, I think that's a healthy way to move forward.

[B]

And that's called, you know, growth.

[A]

Last night I told Shane, like, oh, I found the clip. I can't wait to react.

[B]

I found the clip and somebody clip was put on the front porch so that we knew where it would be. And you know what? Thank you so much.

[A]

And not only was it put on the front porch once, it was like 18 people knew that I wouldn't be able to find it if just one person sent it. So they had to send it multiple times to me.

[B]

Appreciate it.

[A]

I was just thinking this isn't helping their argument for us, which is like.

[B]

That we don't know how to work at archaic.

[A]

You know what we can do? No, that's too nasty.

[B]

Say it.

[A]

I'm just saying we've been around for five years and we're doing really nice, period. Okay.

[B]

And we've both birthed almost two children. And you. That's a lot, period. Does client have children?

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

Because I feel like the only thing I have to stand on here is that I have a child.

[A]

He has four.

[B]

He has four and no help.

[A]

He's like the best.

[B]

He's a single dad. Honestly, my hat is off to you, Kevin, but this is the kind of.

[A]

Beef I enjoy because it's like, we can actually talk about it. It's like fun and funny. It's like I really wanted to dive into the real beef I have. It's just too nasty and too real.

[B]

It's all fun and funny until someone's calling you a hormonal woman.

[A]

Right?

[B]

And then the gloves come on.

[A]

I guess I don't know what that's like.

[B]

It's not good.

[A]

I need to empathize with you on that. We will be live. React. Oh, he has two daughters and no help.

[B]

You know what? Congratulations.

[A]

I don't know that he has no help. I'm just making Kevin out to be a hero. You're welcome. Lots of prayers for Kevin's wife too, Shane. Oh, Lizzie's, like, spiraling. She doesn't know if she can maintain her cool and the Internet doesn't need more ammo of her. Just like, losing it after somebody does. Do it like a low. A low jab. A low blow.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

And Shane goes, well, do you want me to listen to it first and let you know? And so he starts doing some investigating, and he looks. Guess who's following Shane Dawson.

[B]

Kevin.

[A]

Kevin klein. Guess who's DMed. Shane Dawson.

[B]

Kevin.

[A]

And that's where I'm like. He goes, should I follow him back? And I was like, don't you dare follow him back.

[B]

Don't you dare.

[A]

And he goes, you're right. We should listen to his beef with the Sip podcast before we hit the follow back. Yeah, but if this isn't that bad, Kevin, you might be getting the follow back.

[B]

But, like, honestly, Kevin, if it's bad, I decided last night I'm gonna show you all my emotions. I feel like crying. I'm gonna cry, and. Because I feel like more often than not, my emotional respons rage, because it's like a defense mechanism. But truly, I'm just a sad pregnant girl. Kevin, you're just attacking a girl who's crying at home because one day her dogs are going to die. And it's just really hard to be me.

[A]

Even though they're perfectly healthy in this.

[B]

They're totally holding pubs and crying while you texted me.

[A]

Okay, well, I think for not only our retention, but for the frustration of Kevin, we should react to him at a later moment in this show.

[B]

Oh, not right now.

[A]

Like, the searching period makes it hard and annoying.

[B]

Yeah, you're never gonna see it.

[A]

It's like his producers have to do the work because he has the blessings of having a producer.

[B]

Yeah. What are you talking about, Kevin? You've got a whole staff. We have Chris, and half the time he's got gallstones.

[A]

Half the time he's standing when there's a chair next to him.

[B]

We need help, Kevin. God. Do you want a job over here at the Zip Brother? It probably pays better just being shady. It's nasty. We all know my whole. My net worth is $1500.

[A]

Honestly, that's good for your public image. It truly is. It's like nobody's looking for anything from you if they think your net worth is that low.

[B]

Period.

[A]

Okay, so Lizzie's husband's, like, obsessed with me or something.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He can't stop siding with me. And there's nothing Lizzie hates more than her number one siding with her other number one.

[B]

Also, can we just say that in the guest book for my baby shower, the first person to sign it was you? You opened with such an aggressive positioning of yourself for all my Other friends to see.

[A]

I mean, they need to know.

[B]

He literally signed it Mama's number one.

[A]

Well, who else threw not only one, but two showers back to back? And the second one was gorgeous, period. I mean, the first one was gorgeous, too.

[B]

Yeah, both classy as hell.

[A]

But I'm just saying, they need to know, like, if. They need to know where they're thinking it. If. If the mom's husband is thinking it, her friends should know it.

[B]

They should know.

[A]

And, like, yeah, you're in her mommy and me group, and that's cool.

[B]

Sure, you've known her since she was 11 or in some cases, seven, but.

[A]

Where are you in her day to day life? Arizona.

[B]

Arizona. Haley. Haley's mad at you.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

Haley's livid with us.

[A]

Why? She.

[B]

She asserts that the way that we retold the Reddit story, although more entertaining than the actual events, was slightly hyperbolized. And she also said that she's gonna do a tell all the truth about the sips lies because she swears that she wasn't the one who brought bad news to us about Reddit. And it's like, no, no, no, maybe that's not right. Don't. Don't add this to your slate of resentments against me, Haley. But I will say this. She brought up multiple times, she's very offended by being made out to be the villain. And then in the same breath was like, I saw this awful video about how horrible an epidural needle is. And I was like, we're doing it right now. I'm about to go get an epidural. Shut your mouth right now. And she goes, you're right, you're right. I'm sorry. But you do do this all the time.

[A]

How many of your friends listen?

[B]

Most of them.

[A]

Oh, so I shouldn't. Okay. Hey, no, I'm just gonna. Shut up. I was just gonna say Haley's in my top of your friend.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I mean, I don't want to make, like, a blanket statement when everybody else is watching.

[B]

Right?

[A]

Yeah, we can. I think we can move past this, Haley. I think you and I, we can move forward.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay, so we had a bagel gate this morning, if you don't know about it. Lizzie's come to the office three weeks in a row with a bagel in hand for herself as a pregnant woman. Any regard to Chris. And it's fine, like, if you want to stay in your car and enjoy your bagel before you walk in. But there's. There is etiquette, I fear, where it's like, if you're bringing the bagel to the office, it's like, I don't know, just finish it in your car before you shove it in your face that you're eating something delicious that you didn't bring to share.

[B]

Would you say it's the equivalent to bringing a smoothie into the office?

[A]

And there's a difference, And I've explained myself.

[B]

What's the difference?

[A]

I went to Pilates an hour before you were going to show up to the office, and I got the smoothie right after Pilates, and your smoothie would have then melted by the time you arrived.

[B]

I don't buy it, okay?

[A]

And so Elizabeth today, it's like she just digs her own grave, okay? Because she tells me, I'm going to Hanks again, and I will not be getting you something. I'm like, just don't tell me and eat it before you enter the office.

[B]

Here's the deal. Ryland has expressed as much as his, as well as his entire family that none of these motherfuckers like Hank's bagels.

[A]

They're chewy. They're on the chewy side. They're. They're like a teeth hazard. It's like, I don't go to the dentist twice a year. Like, I'm supposed to.

[B]

This guy eats oatmeal. Plain, raw, plain, not cooked. Handfuls of dry oatmeal.

[A]

Mushy, efficient.

[B]

I could literally talk myself into throwing up thinking about the way that you eat oatmeal. For you to judge a Hank's bagel. You're a maniac. Continue.

[A]

And so I just said, you need.

[B]

The point is, he hates the bagel. And not only that, but the bagels are a million dollars.

[A]

So I'm gonna go get it today.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

But I. But, like, the point being, it's also emotionally devastating for me to have to order a bagel the way that I order a bagel.

[A]

Well, I don't, because it is like.

[B]

I'm the type of person where I pretend like I have a boss that I'm ordering a bagel for so that I don't have to be the bad guy in front of a person because it's awful. Do you know what I mean? I'm like, let me have the bagel scooped. Please don't forget to scoop it. Please don't forget to double toast it. My boss is a real bitch.

[A]

Might fire me. Yeah. This. I'm on my last. I'm on my last straw with her.

[B]

Half the bagel's gonna need scallion, cream cheese. Half the bagel's gonna need lox, cream cheese. Then I want on both faces of the sandwich, put your red. Like, it's. Like it's too much. You know what I mean? To do that for more than a bagel is too much for a person.

[A]

I will say their menu is enraging. They don't just have, like, a nice genre of ready to go or ready to order bagels.

[B]

They're a California bagel place. So they have to make everything a little bit like, you know, and it's. And so everything does need to be customized.

[A]

I want bacon, egg, and cheese. How hard is that? So simple. Just give me bacon, egg, and cheese, and that's it. And Lizzie was very kind in the beginning, and she would get me Joe's order. Joe's order. While it's delicious, it's impossible to eat. You take one bite, and the whole bagel falls out behind itself. And then you're not only a mess, your clothes are a mess, the tables a mess, and you're screaming up and down like, I just got.

[B]

Whoa. And this is why I don't buy him bagels. Just for the record, the way that he responds to a bagel is why he doesn't get a bagel. And initially I was going to turn my location off and hide. We're not bleeping that.

[A]

I just.

[B]

We're not bleeping that because it's indicative of the whole bagel problem. We can't have bagel gate and bleep. Why it is that I don't get you a bagel?

[A]

It's like, I can't pay $400 for a bagel.

[B]

For you to scream that. It's like, I'm not doing it.

[A]

Oh, no. Am I canceled?

[B]

No, it's fine. But I want people to know it's fine because otherwise I'm canceled for not getting you a bagel. But this is the response. He acts like he's being assaulted by the bagel. I'm not getting him a bagel.

[A]

Okay? So today I said, you know what? Your theme, your running theme for the after sip when we go to lunch is Run it up. We go to lunch every week, and the bill is upwards of 250 to $300.

[B]

Run it up.

[A]

Her name is Run it up. Run it up. And I'm always.

[B]

I will say it's crazy because I act like that's not your. Honestly, I want to keep pretending like it's not.

[E]

I'm not.

[A]

I'M not a person that, like, denies other people of food. Like, I'm always like, yeah, get more. We'll all try it. It will be fun.

[B]

He literally never says no.

[A]

I think the only time I said no, we were at the steakhouse. That was annoying and overpriced for no reason. It wasn't even that.

[B]

It was bad.

[A]

It was bad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And their calamari was like, 200. Caviar or caviar. I said, no, we're not doing it.

[B]

I put my caviars from Costco.

[A]

It was. Yeah, that place sucked.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So I was like, your theme is run it up. I need you to try one more time and get me a bagel. And then four minutes later, she's like, joe thinks you're in the right. He agrees with you.

[B]

No. I said, this is the last time. If you say anything nasty, it's never happening again.

[A]

And I said all nice things.

[B]

Yeah, but it's like, when my back's turned, what are you gonna say? What are you gonna text your family? Liz got me another chewy bagel that broke my jaw in half.

[A]

And I have got me a different sort of bagel today, and it was much more manageable with the teeth.

[B]

The poor guy at the stand first has to deal with my order, then it comes to your order, and I.

[A]

Go, chloe's gonna be pissed. And he starts, wrong.

[B]

He starts laughing, and I go, sorry, I just really don't wanna order this person a bagel. I was like, can you fucking spit in it? He's like, laughing. I was like, I'm just saying, this guy does not deserve this bagel.

[A]

I was looking out for Chris and I. We each shared half of a delectable, delicious bagel. Do you think it was good, Chris?

[D]

It was really good.

[A]

Could have used a little sauce. I'm just. No, no, the bagel joke is good, but next time we can, like, get a little sauce on the side.

[B]

What do you mean by sauce? The garlic aioli that they have.

[A]

Do they have an orange one? Like a jalapeno ranch or something?

[B]

You're never getting another bagel. It's over. This was too far.

[A]

And that was the first time. Then when I. Like, when she was also like, I can't be reacting to KROC or whatever the radio station is. Joe is also like, I think Ryland's right. You guys should know.

[B]

What did Joe say? Joe? Because Joe threw shade. Joe said we should react. And he said, k Rock. Give me a break. You're still. I love that Ryland read that and said Joe said, Ryland is right. Do everything that Ryland says.

[A]

No, before that. You were like, joe agrees with you.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

That's literally what I said.

[A]

Okay, Maybe I do read. Maybe I do create narratives in my head and they're all favorable to me, and it's got me pretty far in life. It's like, if I'm blissfully thinking everyone's on my side, it's a nice space to be, you know, like, oh, yeah, they like me. They love me.

[B]

I said, the most annoying thing is Joe is taking your side right now. Because I was bitching about it to Joel, where I was like, can you believe this? And Joe's like, this is crazy. And I was like, I know. And he was like, no, you giving. Just get him a bagel. Just shut up and get him a bagel. And I was like, what? No. And you're dead too now.

[A]

I can't believe you're so upset about it.

[B]

You're screaming, I'm butt ass naked. I'm butt ass naked. Literally haven't even gotten dressed. Dripping wet from the showers. This wants a bagel. He hates the bagels. His whole family hates the bagels. It's on camera.

[A]

Joe.

[B]

Joe's like, just get him a bagel. He's like, why do you care? Get him the bagel.

[A]

Thank you for your service, Joe. Okay, we're gonna talk about how we're all so famous, we can't even, like.

[B]

Talk about it on air.

[A]

On air.

[B]

So famous in private.

[A]

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[B]

You're doing it.

[A]

It is all happening for us.

[B]

Consent before we do this.

[A]

I feel like it's fine and if it's not, I'll cut it later.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

What are you talking about? I don't know.

[B]

You're scaring me.

[A]

So if you don't know, now you know. Back in the day. Back in the day, Shane had initially started a Patreon with a greater purpose. And that greater purpose was to like, further his dream working in the scripted world, whether that be movies, television, anything that he's writing and directing. And so he's finally in pre production on a pilot that he is executing on, which is so exciting. And they're doing the thing. Like casting notices are out, people are submitting their auditions.

[B]

Someone's getting an offer.

[A]

Literally just got an audition. What role did he get an audition?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But with that, a lot of us have cameos or roles. Are you texting your friend back?

[B]

Yeah, well, I have to now because he's seen that. I read it.

[A]

You have read receipts on probably. Are you a freak?

[B]

I don't know how to work anything. Oh, my gosh.

[A]

What?

[B]

Just go on with your story.

[A]

Well, I can't without you present. I can't focus. And then I don't know if you're listening to me.

[B]

I'm never listening to you. All right, but you're never listening to me either. And that's why this show works, honey.

[A]

So Shane initially, when he started writing this pilot, he got this idea for this pilot, he started writing it. He was like, I'm going to write a character inspired by you inside of this pilot. Quickly, that role became an even bigger role. And while it's yours, muse, baby, the biggest role in the first episode, it is recurring. It becomes a big character in, like, throughout the season. And so when it came down to his casting breakdowns and him casting the role, he was like, you've really got to tell me if you think you can execute on this. And I was like, I don't know. I think you need to tell me if you think I can execute on this. Like, if you're putting all this money into this project and you're thinking about putting. If it's going to add stress to you and you don't know if I can execute or I might bring down the quality of the product because of my inexperience is that we're calling it as an actor.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I just told him, you know, I will not be offended if you want to cast an actor that's also right for the part, but who has also been working consistently for five years.

[B]

Like Chit, for example.

[A]

Oh, no. Is that a perfect example of.

[B]

Wait, is Shay. Not Shane?

[A]

Don't tell Shane about Chit. Nobody tells Shane about Chit because, honestly, that works. He's like a gay, sassy assistant.

[B]

Don't tell Shane about.

[A]

I don't know, Chit's sexual orientation, but he could pull off this role in a very great way. Oh, no.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Jinxing, ranting.

[B]

I can't stand it. It's not fair.

[A]

And so I haven't read this pilot for a year. He wrote this a year ago, and then when he decided this is what he's going to execute on making because it's a lot more financially responsible than a movie. And then once he's filmed the pilot, he can pitch it to all the streamers. It's a different landscape than it used to be in television. He decided to go forward with the pilot to start instead of the movie. So then he was like, okay, read. Read it again and tell me if you think you can execute on this. So I read it, and then he's like, okay, that later that night, I was like, well, I can definitely do what's presented in this pilot. And he goes, well, can you do what's coming later on? And I was like, I don't know what's coming later on. I haven't read the episodes in the future.

[B]

If it's what Shane has described to me previously. It's insane and epic, and I love it. It. I don't know specifically about the character you're talking about, but I know that the entire show itself, like the entire season arc is crazy.

[A]

And so he Gets home at night, and he's like, well, let's start working it out. Let's see. And so I'm basically having, like, a director session audition with the director. But it's like my fate in this role is lingering, you know what I'm saying? Like, casting's already trying to replace me with Frankie Grande. So, I mean, they didn't pitch, but, like, I'm sure he'd get submitted, finds out about. It's over. As soon as. As soon as my role hits casting breakdowns, I'm sure Chit's horse breakdowns. Well, Shane gave me the option.

[B]

And you said yes because you were no.

[A]

I said no, but I was just saying, like, I don't. I don't want to be responsible, like, if we start fighting the day of, because you can't direct me in a way that's, like, productive for me because Shane's a great director. But sometimes with me, instead of, like, I need to be gassed up to feel confident in my redirect. What I really like, I don't need a.

[B]

What I really like about how you're phrasing all this is that you are focusing on yourself as the issue. One thing about me is I need special Ryland gloves. And if that's not the truth, I don't know what is.

[A]

And so we sit down and we start reading the role, you know, but it's like, I haven't done prep work on him. I haven't done my background work on him. I haven't. All I've done is reread the script, and I'm laughing out loud at my character. I'm like, wow, this is a great role. What a great opportunity. But then he wants to sit down and do it with me. And I was like, well, I'm not ready to have a director session with you.

[B]

I think the best thing that you could possibly do. And what I'm going to do is I'm just going to learn the words, but I'm not going to bake in a performance. And I'm going to let that be live on the day.

[A]

And that Shane was like, well, you should get an acting coach. And I was like, well, then you need to be there with the first meeting of the acting coach, because I don't want the acting coach to take on a different directive than what your vision would be, because then I would put all this work into, like, our vision that we've collectively come up with. And then the day of, you're going to be like, that's not working. But really, my lines are begging for a laugh. And so it's like, the best thing.

[B]

You can do is throw the performance away.

[A]

Okay. There is a crying scene for me. I think I'm more equipped for the emotional than I am for the comedy, because I'll really be lingering on, like, if I don't get the laugh, then I didn't execute on the job. And then if there's drama day of, like, oh, Rylan's just really not cutting it. It's like, they don't have time to recast me at that point. So pressure is high.

[B]

Yeah. I feel similarly. I was having night terrors about it.

[A]

And then. So over the weekend, he didn't even know that you were putting up a fuss about being. Being in the show.

[B]

I was worried that he knew, and.

[A]

That'S why he hit. No.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

He didn't know at all. And then he hit up Lizzie with a role.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And he hit up Chris with a role. And Chris has kind of a big role. I mean, it's what he has, like. Like a few chunks of dialogue.

[E]

Dang.

[D]

I'm so excited.

[A]

Are you prepared, Chris?

[D]

I just found out, so no, but.

[B]

You better get prepared.

[D]

I'm very excited.

[B]

Are you up at night nervous?

[D]

I am very nervous.

[A]

Okay, good.

[B]

As long as we're all up at night nervous. As long as we're all up at night stewing on Kevin Klein and nervous as about the pilot. We're doing good.

[D]

I've never been. This is the most excited I've been about anything. I'm gonna work so hard.

[A]

I'm just so grateful if, like, if a streamer picks this up and then I get.

[B]

We're all recast. If a streamer picks us up, none of us are in this show. And now I'm actually starting to feel like, is my real. Just a background character? Like, do I even have lines? Why did you say. Why did you say Chris's was so big and then we are not give.

[A]

You your part with the lines?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, he didn't give you the script.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, you have a line.

[B]

Oh, that's a lot less pressure.

[A]

You have a line. Chris has, like, a little chunk of lines, and I don't have tons of lines, but I'm throughout a lot. And then I become a character as the season evolves.

[B]

Love it.

[A]

And it's just like, wow, I've been waiting for this opportunity, and then we're.

[B]

All gonna be on a billboard. It's all coming to fruition.

[A]

Girl, I am so excited.

[B]

Well, should we get into the Klein of it all?

[A]

You don't want to talk about the Calabasas Pumpkin Festival?

[B]

We've been talking for 33 minutes and I have hot topics.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

And you just said we have nine minutes of Kevin Klein to talk about.

[A]

Oh, my. I don't think we can react to all of it.

[B]

Do we already listen to it? What if we. What if our big fuck you to him is we never listen?

[A]

It felt like we already did. You know?

[B]

You know, we're not even gonna timestamp this. Kevin.

[A]

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[B]

It is like next week you have.

[A]

All the excitement of all of the holidays. I love fall activities. The weather in LA still perfect. It's so fun to go do these like, kid centric activities. And so we went to the Calabasas Pumpkin Festival yesterday. I ran into somebody that watches the sip and she was like, I'm only here because you talked about it on the sip. And she had her daughter and her husband with her. It's just a good time all around. Except for the fact that my kids just like, want to run wild now. Know, and it's like I'm there for them, but it just becomes like a constant state of panic. Just chasing toddlers.

[B]

You gotta get leashes, bro. I.

[A]

You keep saying that. Why don't you execute?

[B]

Because I don't know how to find a good leash for it.

[A]

Amazon.com.

[B]

Yeah, but like, how do you know it's a good leash for a kid?

[A]

You look at the reviews. Oh, just like every other product that you buy.

[B]

Do you think I've ever done that?

[A]

Probably not.

[B]

Yeah. Have you met me? It's like you don't even know me.

[A]

Anyway, I love fall.

[B]

He loves fall.

[A]

And this weekend or this past week, in solidarity with Liz, my pregnant friend. Yeah, I thought, why not go to the skim store?

[B]

Okay, this is not in solidarity with your friend.

[A]

What are you talking about?

[B]

Oh, okay. What am I talking about? I get a text message from this. He goes, do you want to go to skims with me? I go, actually, yeah, absolutely. I would love to. I would love to go to skims with you. I said, hang on, let me dump my dumb baby. Or can I bring him with me? He never responds to my text. The rest of the day, he does not talk to me. I open Instagram. Where is he? Skims buying a merkin so that his pubic hair can be as outrageous as my pubic hair because he's not happy unless his pubic hair matches my pubic hair. And you had to do it behind my back too, you little rat. You know what? Chit and I are gonna go to skims together.

[A]

If I get on the phone.

[B]

Chris, I'm sick of this.

[A]

If I recall correctly, it was actually I asked you and there was never a response. And this idea, this idea.

[B]

We just proved that your idea of text messages are wrong. Roll back the tape, Chris.

[A]

I can't wait. Right to be right here. Because you're not gonna be. I am. The idea to go to skims was from you because you sent me it on Instagram and you said, finally, some representation for us full bushed women.

[B]

Yes, because I was excited about skims having bushes. You hit me up and then blew me off.

[A]

I literally did not. I can't wait to find this. I don't care.

[B]

Ryland at 11:23am Want to come to skims with us? I said, right now? Honestly? Yeah. Where is it? We have two hour nap on the horizon. I'm still at Mommy and Me. Also, remind me tell you what we learned today.

[A]

I didn't get those. I literally thought it was so weird that you didn't text me all day.

[B]

The next text is top secret.

[A]

The next text is where my feud begins that I can't talk about on the sip podcast.

[B]

And then I said, wow, I'm so jealous. And then we talk about that, and then maybe God at 208, he texts me a picture of him with his merk in it. Skims.

[A]

Maybe God was protecting you. I don't know if you could have handled what I walked into, because.

[B]

Oh, I would have said something, but I would have been very kind. I would have been like, I'm such a huge fan. Congratulations. I really would have.

[A]

And then still. Okay.

[B]

It would have been really. I can't give any more.

[A]

Any more information.

[B]

No. But I would have liked to have been able to say that to them so that they know how bad it hurts that they hate. Do you know?

[A]

Okay, well, I did get you a gift.

[B]

Do you wanna. Do you want to say sorry that you were wrong about the text messages?

[A]

I literally didn't get those.

[B]

I could open your phone.

[A]

I will. I will. Okay. This one's for you.

[B]

I don't need it. It.

[A]

What?

[B]

I don't need it.

[A]

I got it for you.

[B]

I have a crazy pubic hair situation. What am I gonna do with this?

[A]

They had representation. This one's me.

[B]

That? No. Just for anyone who's curious. That's really a me.

[A]

Oh, really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I got you a red one.

[B]

I noticed. Is it an extra large?

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[B]

I hope so.

[A]

What is it? Are you gonna wear that?

[B]

You know what? These are very affordable.

[A]

They really are, huh?

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

They're $32.

[A]

That's not bad. I don't know that.

[B]

It's crazy how straight this hair is.

[A]

But the reverse. They've had to, like, sew the hair into it. So, like, I don't know how that would feel on your snatch.

[B]

I bet this is tickly because I'm tickled by my own.

[A]

My own. Can you just go home in this and take off your pants?

[B]

Someone time stamp this as the point where we talk about Kevin Klein.

[A]

This.

[B]

Literally timestamp this and market the response. Say it.

[A]

38 is when they talk about Kevin Klein. We need a lot of comments like that. I should have taken the tags off first. They're really nice.

[B]

I love them.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Oh, that's good.

[A]

That is good. Okay, I guess I need headphones to be able to hear what Kevin Klein's gonna say.

[B]

No, we're literally not responding to him.

[A]

I think I have to wait.

[B]

We're in here. We've been here for an hour now.

[A]

Chris, do you think you could plug in that headset and hand it to me?

[D]

Y. Can you mute me before I take this off?

[A]

Oh, yeah, thank you. I don't think we've even gotten your topics.

[B]

I don't think I have any top. My topic's going to be safe for next week.

[A]

Okay. You have nothing to say about your glucose test?

[B]

I am glucose clean, clear and under control.

[A]

Wow. Congrats.

[B]

It sucked though. It was. Honestly. The nurse was very kind. That was doing. Or the phlebotomist was very kind, but she was doing this crazy thing. Put your arm out. So I was looking out the window because I don't want to look cuz I'll die. She's also looking out the window while she's doing my thing. And so because she's talking while she's doing it, she's literally moving the cord within my arm while she's taking my blood. And bro, it hurts so bad. And I was trying so hard to disassociate that I couldn't say something like, hey, could you maybe watch while you're doing that? Taking that blood out my body. Because you're wiggling an awful lot and it sucks for me.

[A]

So you're trying not to dress up on Halloween? What? Literally? Sorry, I got so distracted by a headline. So did they.

[B]

You're confused by my double negative.

[A]

Oh, well then why are you doing that?

[B]

We can't not dress up on Halloween.

[A]

Oh, of course we're gonna dress up on Halloween.

[B]

That's next Monday, babe.

[A]

Okay, we're gonna figure it out today. I mean, we're gonna. Oh, we could do that for the after sip.

[B]

That's literally what I wrote in here.

[A]

Okay, perfect. And so did she find it first Go my vein?

[B]

Yeah, she did. And then she just wiggled it around a bunch, which was awful. Like awful. I thought I was gonna throw up and die. And now I'm hot thinking about it and like, am I gonna myself. Oh my God, I feel a little bit like I'm gonna myself put on.

[A]

Your Kim Kardashian thong first so I can just.

[B]

Right through it. The string. Dude, we might have to cut.

[A]

Wait, really?

[B]

I don't know. Let's just get going.

[A]

Spencer out there. There's a production meeting going on.

[B]

Honestly, I'm so sick of having to.

[A]

In front of you could use this bathroom.

[B]

Do you know how demoralizing it is to have to when Spencer's around?

[A]

He was camping all weekend. He probably had to. He had to dig in a hole.

[B]

And all of us are friends here, you know what I mean? Like, it's a very safe space for a woman to be around a bunch of gay guys and a bisexual guy, but get a cool heterosexual man in here and I can't be shitting like this.

[A]

He's like the gayest straight guy I've ever met, period. And I feel so.

[B]

There's nothing weird about it, but there's something a little weird about it.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

It's like pooping in front of a lesbian. I don't want to do that either.

[A]

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[B]

Wait, I have a pitch. Okay, let's do Hot Topics and then get to Kevin Klein.

[A]

Oh, we're just. It's gonna be like, the never ending thing. Yeah.

[B]

And then you'll have to listen to me in double time. Big. That might be, like, one of the sound bites they have for me. I think it's just me going crazy. So, like Raylan said, around 2pm it gets really hot out there. You're gonna need some iced tea. So this is a little weird.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I'm gonna open up by saying, is I. I believe this month is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. Is that true? Chris, can you Google that? So Kristen Bell is being dragged for her anniversary post on Instagram, and she posted this thing saying, like, you know, when I met Dax, he said, like, thank you for marrying me because I have a lot of reasons to murder you. And even though I'm. And I won't murder you, but you are putting a lot of trust in me.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

Yes. Okay, so I just wanted to open by saying that. So Kristen Bell posted that this month during Domestic Violence Awareness Month month as sort of like a funny haha anniversary race anecdote. And, I mean, I don't know. Like, it is true. Statistically speaking, we're most likely to be murdered by our partners, so. He's not wrong.

[A]

Where are you going with this?

[B]

I don't know. I just want. That's why I started with, like, being. Moving on. I know that the Met Gala wasn't this month because it's in February, right, guys? It feels like, tough crowd, tough crowd.

[A]

It feels like it's always the Met Gala. It feels like every time I turn around, it's the Met Gala. Yeah, Kim's, like, preparing for the Met Gal.

[B]

Did you see Kim's Instagram yesterday where she's, like, for some reason now missing her entire stomach, and it's just ribs and then hips. Hold on. Like, look at, look at, look at.

[A]

AI.

[B]

No, she literally is doing the Kim thing.

[A]

I like Kim, by the way. Like, me.

[B]

Like, I said, the second Tuesday in February.

[A]

Like, did you? I. I watched.

[B]

Like, that's crazy. Okay. Like, she's all ribs and hips. That. The fact. That being said, though, like, I see something like this, and I think, is it the Met Gala? And then I also see.

[A]

What is it? Like, I saw Hillary Duff. Was it something. See what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah. Where. Where are you guys?

[A]

Like, some fashion event?

[B]

And why do you all look like you're doing some, like, high class, like, Neo Victorian self torture?

[A]

Say, like, thank you to the same thing, which immediately she did.

[B]

I can't read, though. Where are they all Academy Museum gala in Margiela Couture. How is that not the Met Gala?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Anyway, this is weird and I hate it.

[A]

Okay, what happened?

[B]

You were gonna back me up on anything I said. I said you went, I got you a bagel.

[A]

It's really weird, Kim.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

But I did. I mean, I, like, I saw all the headlines about Kim talking about Kanye from the Call Her Daddy podcast, and then I was walking my dogs, and I was like, okay, I'll put it on.

[B]

Oh, I guess I should have looked into the car. Dad's probably more of a story than this weird. Look.

[A]

Some. Something I just can appreciate, Kim, is how calm she can remain in chaos.

[B]

What did she say in the Call Her Daddy thing?

[A]

I mean, a lot of nothing and a lot of everything.

[B]

Well, what was some something?

[A]

I mean, all I mainly like, because.

[B]

It wasn't about you. Are you having a hard time contextualizing it?

[A]

No, the. She may. I mean, I'm only halfway through, but she had like. Like she was prank call. Whatever.

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

Who? She was prank calling family members. And that part is funny, but it's like, that's not, like, information about her. But I just find it. I find it interesting that Kim can just stay calm given any circumstance. I think that is her superpower that she can just.

[B]

She chooses where to cortisol.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I think when you're that rich, though, you can be.

[B]

I think no matter what, you can.

[A]

I think so, too. I think it's just easier if you're that rich.

[B]

I think the secret to, like, conquering all things in life is just going limp and being like, okay, it happened. Let's walk through it. That's a big thing for parenting with me is like, okay, well, we're gonna be up every two hours. What am I gonna do? Be up every two hours. Here we go. You know?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And that's why it's really important that you carry on feuds with people like Kevin Klein.

[A]

Okay, what's next?

[B]

It's a healthy outlet. Should we just do it? Should we sandwich it? Should we do Kevin now?

[A]

Well, I'm curious about Gwyneth.

[B]

Oh, this is funny, because I was.

[A]

Listening to her podcast this morning.

[B]

She has a podcast?

[A]

The Goop podcast.

[B]

Podcast that she does.

[C]

Yeah.

[B]

Regularly.

[A]

And her husband was on it this morning.

[B]

Brad Falchuk. The Brad Falchuk.

[A]

What do you know about Brad?

[B]

Oh, I know a lot.

[A]

Nasty. But what do you know?

[B]

I know a lot about Brad. What do you mean?

[A]

Why do you know a lot about him, like, personally. What?

[B]

Yeah. What do you mean?

[A]

You have all these years that I've been, you know, this edging over Gwyneth, and you're. I have told you, you have a connection to her.

[B]

No.

[A]

Well, you do if you know him.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, then why? Do you know him a bit?

[B]

I do. I just do. I can't say why, because I've talked about it openly on the podcast before, and if I qualify it, then it's gonna be known.

[A]

Okay. Can you give me.

[B]

So I'll tell you.

[A]

Okay. Okay, then what?

[C]

Oh. Oh.

[A]

There's too many secrets on this episode.

[B]

I know. It's a spooky.

[A]

Did you understand the second one? I'll hear more about it later.

[B]

Yeah, but when I've talked about him on the podcast, when I say, like, so and so sing, so I don't want there to be a connection of, oh, my God, he was that. You know what I mean? But it's like. Yeah, he was.

[A]

Okay. Okay. Well, she was interviewing him on her.

[B]

Podcast because he has a new TV show.

[A]

Yeah. And the concept is very interesting, actually.

[B]

It is a. I. It's very interesting. And when I heard Brad was doing I Love Guys, I think the show concept is incredible. His. The show is called Famous Last Words, and he sits down with famous people and does, like, a questionnaire with them, and they do not release the episodes until the individual passes away.

[A]

So a famous person's last words, and you're getting their candid thoughts on everything before they. But they know that it won't be released until after they've passed, so they're more willing to kind of openly talk about key points in there. I haven't seen it yet, but I was just listening to them discuss.

[B]

And the first one is Jane Goodall, rip.

[A]

Did you watch it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh, okay. So what's the story about Gwyneth?

[B]

Oh, so Gwyneth Paltrow, I guess, is acting again. And she's in a movie with Timothy Chalamet.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Who we love over here at the podcast. We think he's so funny. We think he's so cute. We think he's got his finger on the pulse of pop culture. And he is just, you know, leading us all into the sunset. Whatever. Love, Timothy. She didn't realize that he's dating Kylie Jenner. So she just constantly was like, it's just so sweet that he's, like, dating a single mom with two kids. Like, what a brave, kind boy.

[A]

And I just think that someone was.

[B]

Like, that's billionaire Kylie Jenner. Like, that's one of the hottest women alive right now. Like, I doubt he knows the children. Like, we would all like to think that Timoth is the father that stepped up instead of the stepfather. But in all honesty, has he met them?

[A]

I mean, he's on movies that's across the world constantly. How could he?

[D]

He can't.

[B]

He doesn't have time to stepfather. He's busy. But I thought. I thought was funny.

[A]

These are some hot, hot topics.

[B]

I told you they were cold.

[A]

They were really good.

[B]

Okay, so here's another one. It's my last one. So we're going out with a bang, I think. But I'm not 100. Oh my gosh.

[A]

This is like outing a gay person. You can't do this.

[B]

No, I think Sophia Richie Grange is pregnant again, but it's unclear.

[A]

So she hasn't said it?

[B]

No, she kind of said it it she posted on Instagram, but it's like really confusing.

[A]

Okay, really good hot topic. I told you. And you missed the actual big drama, which is the feud between Haley and Selena heating up.

[B]

No. What is it?

[A]

Oh my God. Oh my God. I guess in some interviews some person asked Hailey Bieber, like, do you ever feel. Don't quote me directly, but threatened or in competition with other brands at Sephora or other brands. Brands Is Sephora where her makeup is?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she said, no, I don't feel threatened by brands that don't inspire me. Which fans then thought, oh, this is a direct jab at the Selena Gomez. And then Selena took to Instagram probably too quickly to react like I did when I said don't train me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And she posted something and deleted it really quickly.

[B]

What did she post?

[A]

She was just like this. I don't know. Know.

[B]

Oh man, I wish it wasn't me reporting this. Shoot.

[A]

I don't even know. Oh, my phone's right there. Chris is going to look it up.

[B]

Thanks, Chris.

[A]

Thanks, Chris.

[B]

We'll just wait.

[A]

Although I will give Selena her bedroom is a vibe.

[B]

Everything about Selena's life is a vibe.

[A]

Oh, stop there, stop there. Have you seen her bedroom? Yeah, it's like beautifully pink and like different shades of pink with full carpet and her TVs like. Well, I just love her bedroom.

[B]

She's an aesthetic ass bitch. Yeah, yeah, she vibes hard.

[A]

Did you find it, Chris?

[D]

I guess there was a series. So what I found is there's three and one. Said, just leave the girl alone. She can say whatever she wants. Doesn't affect my life whatsoever. It's just about Relevance, not intelligence. Then be kind. Then all brands inspire me, and there is room for everyone, and hopefully we can all see.

[B]

Stop. You know what? Selena and I might have a lot in common. Like, we might. We might both be very similar, except for I'm not a billionaire and my room isn't that cute. But honestly, slay, sell, slay, cuz.

[A]

But I want to be mom friends with Hale.

[B]

I think we can be mom friends with everybody. Oh, but the point. The point is, like, it's just like Taylor said. Like. Like, everybody's so cruel on the Internet, and she thinks that, like, apathy is hot. And honestly, like, why do we always have to present like. Like, I'm unbothered. I'm not bothered. It didn't bother me. It's like. No. Like, that would hurt my feelings.

[A]

Yeah. I'm bothered, and it's. Yeah.

[B]

And I think it's okay when someone hurts your feelings to be like that. Hurt my feelings. Can I tell you what I gleaned from Mommy and Me this week? Because I actually learned something. Okay. I don't think we talked enough. I guess we talked enough about it. But, like, what happened to you at the pumpkin patch or at the night of the Jack with the woman being like, those gay guys. Gay guys date people who look like them. That really bothered me.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, I thought it was. And I even saw somebody in the comments. Like, as a gay guy, I can confirm.

[B]

That's different.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, that, like, I love. That's funny to me. Like, as a gay guy, guy, confirm.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

You know, as a woman who's married to a gay man, in her mind, you.

[A]

Oh, right. With my fl.

[B]

You know what I mean? Like, I'm here for it. I don't want some stranger talking to you like that. I don't like that.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

And I. And it really bothered me. And so I was thinking, like, granted, I wasn't within earshot of it when it happened and you came back and retold the story, but I do want to be in a position that if that happens in front of me, in front of my son, in front of your children, I want to be able to have something ready to say. Because it. It's like. It shocks you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

It shocks you. And you feel like you can't say anything because you're like, what the.

[A]

Yeah. I literally just looked at her, and I just couldn't believe it was happening in real time.

[B]

Exactly.

[A]

And so I just walked away.

[B]

You kind of get stunned and, like. And I'm kind of sick of Just being stunned and walking away. Because then I'm up all night stewing on it, and it's like, she's not paying me for that time time, but she should be because she owes me financially for it. So I brought it up in Mommy and Me because we were talking about, like, if you're at a park and, like, someone points at you and says. And call something out about you, like, because kids do that. Like, how do we teach our children to not be the pointers and the weirdos? Like, saying nasty things. And in my heart, I was like this. Like, I think these kids need more shame. And the teacher's like, it's not about shame. It's not about in instilling shame into our children. It's about instilling empathy into them. So it's like, in that moment might not be the best time for us to tell our kids, like, if our kids are the pointers, like, how does it feel when you point? Like, doesn't feel great. Like, if. And we don't want to point because we. If we don't feel great, we don't want someone else to also not feel great.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But then I started, and then she said, for other situations, like what happened with you have something ready to say. And so I've decided my ready to say things is I was weird.

[A]

Yeah. Just calling people out.

[B]

Yeah, that was weird. And then they would be like, oh, and it's. You know what I mean? Or whatever their responses. I'd be like, I was just a really weird thing to say.

[A]

It's not. You're not attacking them. No. You're just saying that was weird. Yeah. Because it was weird.

[B]

Because it's weird.

[A]

It was just. Even if she didn't have bad intentions, which I want to believe she didn't. I don't think she did. It was still just weird.

[B]

It was weird.

[A]

So I think that's smart. So that's weird.

[B]

Yeah. So that's what I'm ready. Because I also don't want my kid to see that and think that if someone says something to his friends, that his job is to be stunned silent.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Because it's not.

[A]

And it's crazy that we're in our 30s learning stun silent.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So we should teach our kids to also not be stunned silent.

[B]

But I also think that that's a testament to how great society really is. And I think sometimes we don't acknowledge that there is goodness in this world. But the fact that you and I have been stunned silent so few times, and it's back.

[A]

Right.

[B]

50 years. That's a testament to the world being kind of okay.

[A]

Yeah. And that's what always baffles me is that in the real world I really do see a lot of kindness. Right. If somebody needs something, oftentimes I see people helping or offering a hand. And then you go on the Internet and you're like, oh yeah, we all are so brave on the Internet.

[B]

Yeah. Unbothered tell you're not.

[A]

Would we be saying stuff about MGK to his face? No.

[B]

No.

[A]

And that's why I tried to x Hot Topics on this podcast. But then it's like, I'm not gonna censor my best friend either.

[B]

No, but listen, I. I wouldn't say any of this to MGK's face.

[A]

Honestly. We probably hear like. And that's what's so sick about just pop culture or public figures in general. It's like, you'd probably want a picture with him.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay, okay. Never mind. Never mind.

[B]

No, no. But it's. I do. I. With the exception of Charlie xcx.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

No, I'm just saying my performance.

[A]

You know who she is. I don't.

[B]

That's my point. Like, that was like. That was performative. It was performative because of it. Because of the Taylor Swift lore of it all. That's what. You know what I mean? Like, so that's not real. It doesn't make it not nasty. And I guess excusing bad behavior doesn't make it not bad. That was weird of me. That was weird. I'm a hypocrite. What do you want? What do you want?

[A]

We're trying to learn and grow and evolve too.

[B]

And unless it's on this platform, in which case I'm gonna keep it petty and low brow and I'm not gonna in front of Spencer to his knowledge, I'm gonna do it behind his back and I'm gonna lie about it in a way that's like, we know your. You know what I mean? But it's like one of those things where it's like. Like no one's gonna talk about it.

[A]

Okay. If we don't react to this, we're never gonna react to this.

[B]

That was my whole plan. Now we've made it too easy. It's just the last thing on here. Our high interest credit cards are personal with hourly Amazon employees earn an average of over $23 an hour.

[A]

How do you turn it down? Oh, no, this isn't good for us. I have the volume for this all. Oh, is it this One one. It's the plug. Huh?

[B]

With opportunities to grow their career and their paycheck business. And it five bucks a day if.

[E]

You'Re new to the show calls right.

[A]

Now in the back. Can we even listen to this? They're using copywritten music.

[B]

We can't listen to this. Cl.

[A]

Kevin, next time you talk about us, don't use music. I can't. I literally, I can't play copy music.

[B]

We're really rooting for you and your fledging show and we wish the best to you and your two children.

[A]

Hold on, let's see for that.

[E]

No, we also have that podcast that Vanessa likes that we've never heard that's once again starting a fight with. With us. Yeah, and she gets really mad.

[A]

She wants to produce that show instead of this one.

[B]

Dude, if they offered you a job, would you leave? No, she said.

[E]

We asked her that on the. She said.

[B]

I wouldn't leave. I like a live show wouldn't leave.

[A]

She wouldn't. Cuz this is probably a five day a week job.

[B]

Oh, I get it.

[A]

It's okay.

[B]

But it's really hard just working one day a week and living the rest of your life in luxury.

[A]

Oh my God, do I have a.

[B]

Booger on the wrong side? Chris said nothing. Chris, you have one job. You're on booger patrol.

[A]

Not while we're reacting to Kevin Klein.

[E]

Whole reason this show even made it onto the radar is because we're talking about shows that are things that help us fall asleep. And Vanessa said she loves to listen to the show. She falls asleep. This show heard that and got all. Because another one of their friends listened to us talking on the radio and got real mad and they thought that Vanessa was.

[B]

That's my sound bite.

[A]

That is the highest compliment ever. Ever.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

To implement a sound of. Of her on your sound board that you're constantly. That is like we have made it.

[B]

Yeah, that feels good sleep stuff.

[E]

That's when that woman I think called someone a nasty. I forget who but. And then I think we just went on the air and said I don't know why they're so mad at us. I don't even know what was. I thought Vanessa said a nice thing. She loves the show. She loves their dumb show. Loves it.

[B]

So now what? Hold on. Our high interest.

[A]

Oh, another ad.

[B]

We can't listen to the rest of this. Kevin, you can't keep our names out of your mouth. And for that I will accept a gift.

[A]

No one on Reddit is talking about you, Klein.

[B]

True, they Are talking about you with your 21 Pilots interview.

[E]

That's right. Have you seen the 21 Pilots fans?

[B]

They hate you on Reddit right now. Common theme that people have umbrage with you bro. Just don't be nasty. Said me. It's okay. No, you know what? You know, know what?

[A]

I can't wait for the two nasties to unite.

[B]

Honestly, I think Kevin and I are maybe just the same guy.

[A]

Watch you guys run off and start a podcast together.

[B]

Low key. Kevin, I'm down as if we can work one day a week together and you bring Vanessa on as a producer.

[A]

I will work. Lizzy could be down to work two days a week.

[B]

I don't take maternity leave cuz I'm a strong hormonal woman.

[A]

She really does. We never even took took a single week off. She was three days post birth podcasting period.

[E]

Okay, Thousands and thousands of people talking about me on Reddit right now. So check get your facts straight. Sip that you nasty batch.

[A]

Did any of you hear this or.

[B]

Do you know Did I say we're not good at feuds?

[E]

Vanessa, stop defending me.

[B]

I just wanted to know if you want me on your shot not to produce.

[A]

That's it.

[E]

Vanessa would like a job there. That's what she said.

[B]

I wouldn't want a job.

[A]

Did any of you hear this or do you know where we can access the clip? Clip. And everyone's looking but can't find it. And Linda, she goes you guys should call the radio station and dedicate actually Romantic to them because they're so obsessed with the sim. Yeah, can we call in? And then more people are dropping their phone. Like should I tell. Do you guys want to call and say can you guys play actually romantic? Love the sip.

[B]

It would be great. Yeah.

[A]

Their phone number. Oh wait for on air content tests. Oh, 800.

[B]

A contest though.

[A]

955.

[E]

We only say it a bunch out.

[B]

Though that our website was. We don't listen to the show. That's the whole point bro. That's why we don't know how to get in touch with you. And we only find out about this stuff two months after the fact because we don't listen to the show because we don't know how to find it. Cuz no one produces our lives.

[A]

No thank you. You guys really did label it.

[B]

You did the right thing this time.

[A]

And if you could drop your number so that we could dedicate actually Romantic it would be very appreciated.

[B]

Be super cool.

[E]

Yeah, I actually am on the side of tip on this one. I Feel like definitely our website is probably wrong. Definitely a dated number. This is actually hilarious what they say in a moment. Also not true.

[B]

That's not the right number. It doesn't matter.

[A]

What do you mean? Let him call.

[B]

But it's for a contest. It happened again.

[E]

They're starting a field with a totally different show that has a different phone number, in which case I take back all of the mean things I've said, but I'm pretty sure it's us because Vanessa is a. Well aware. She is a.

[B]

Every single time it happens, I send you guys a text. It happened again, I guess.

[E]

So excited, dedicated fan. She loves your show. I don't get it at all. I've heard enough of it. Know it's not for me, but Vanessa is.

[A]

You're a straight guy with kids. It's for your wife.

[B]

I bet your daughters are listening.

[A]

The wife is enjoying.

[B]

Oh, my God. Are we Taylor Swift? And are his kids northwest?

[E]

Big fan, though.

[A]

Sorry, I'm gonna stop just scrolling this.

[B]

Oh, man.

[E]

So anyway, that's the. That's Vanessa's favorite.

[A]

Six days to find that.

[B]

I know you had lots of time. And you know what's great is that they're telling their listeners to call us at no specific time on no specific day to request a song that we don't play.

[E]

I was going to say it's bad that we haven't gotten one call from.

[B]

The listeners, but wait, this is what Joe laughs so hard at us about. He's like, what are you doing? I was like, we're galvanizing the troops to harass and bully.

[E]

Gave out part of a wrong phone number.

[B]

So clearly they couldn't find call 800-955.

[E]

But when the next one of your friends tells you that we chat excited about you again, well, then back. Why are you listening to the radio? It's obsolete. And that's our cue to play some chili peppers. Because that's what we do on the radio.

[B]

Oh, I do love the Red Hot Chili Peppers. That was a really sad story about me.

[A]

I think I like them.

[B]

He doesn't hear a word I said.

[A]

What do you want to hear a really funny story about you?

[B]

No, I said, do you want to hear a really sad story?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Every year of elementary school, I used to audition for the talent show because they had auditions at my school. They wouldn't just let any idiot up there because they had a good show show and I wanted to be in it bad. But my parents didn't have me in any outside activities that made Me, talented at a goddamn thing. Which is probably why I'm here today.

[A]

Is this why you're so adamant about activities for Bill?

[B]

Yeah, I can't have a loser like me. So one year I went out for the talent show and I was obsessed with Superstar, that Molly Shannon movie, the SNL one with Will Ferrell, whatever. And I'd memorized the whole thing about her auditioning for a talent show. So I thought it was this beautiful, fun message, a thing like if I would go in and just do the Superstar thing. So I memorized the opening scene, but I did not memorize the dance that she does. I was like, I'll just do my own thing. Which is where I went wrong. Because the only album I had at the time was a Red Heart Chili Pepper album. And I think the only song I knew every word to was like, It Always Rains like Hell on the Losers Day Parade. And I didn't bring the CD with me and I didn't have an acapella version of it, so. Or whatever. What's the called? There's like the instrumental version. So I went up as a little seven year old with an Audrey Hepburn haircut, which was also not a good look for a seven year old. People were very confused about my gender. And so I went up and I did the Superstar intro and then sang that acapella by myself for like 10 minutes on stage for an audition. And they were like, okay, we'll see you next year. Never made it. Oh, sometimes I would just go up and do an improvised dance that was even worse. But every time I hear the Red Hot Chili Peppers, I can't stop. But I can't help but think about It Always rains like Hell on the Losers Day Parade. Which was a very fitting song for that type of audition if you really, really think about it. So anyways, if you want to work with me, Kevin, I love the Red Hot Chili Peppers. We do have things in common. I can I pick a different tone, but we can't work on Mondays.

[A]

I think this is the beginning of a blossoming friendship period.

[B]

Does the radio pay or is it like a hobby?

[A]

And how old are your kids? Were you at the Calabasas Pumpkin Festival yesterday? Maybe we ran into each other, but.

[B]

We wouldn't know if it was you.

[A]

All right, you guys, I hope you enjoyed the show. And we'll be back in a minute eating something delicious that we definitely already.

[B]

Have planned because we produce the fuck out of this. The sick part of me is that now I am fantasizing that I'm Co hosting a show on KROC with Kevin Klein.

[A]

You're like going to the radio station.

[B]

Like in my mind just now, like, that's where I'm at. You know what I mean? Like, one day a week, Kevin and I have a live show that we do together that Vanessa's producing. We talk about something. It's like, it's almost like it'll fill the void of the Best Friends podcast where it's like an old man and a. A young woman. Even though I'm also tiptoeing around middle age. Like, I don't know, could be good.

[A]

Could be good, could be good, could.

[B]

Be good, could be the best. Is that what we call it?

[A]

All right, I know you have a few doctor's appointments that are just waiting in the wings, the ones that you've been meaning to get to, but you just haven't. That dermatologist appointment for that rash that you haven't ever figured out but keep on spreading.

[B]

Or is it ringworm?

[A]

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[B]

The other, I'm just glad you're calling it your dream Barbies.

[A]

I've been. My grandma has loved a roast beef sandwich forever, and I just. I want to experience it in 2025, you know, it's been so many years since I've got to experience it myself. And it's because I have this thing in me where I feel like it's so far from us, but really, it took 12 minutes to get here, so it's not that far. B. We have a special guest.

[B]

Spencer.

[D]

Rylan. This is my apartment. Your old couch is in there.

[A]

Well, don't show the outside, Lizzie, but yeah. Oh, my gosh. It's right there. Are you gonna give us an apartment tour after? I would, yeah, if you want. Oh, my gosh. Being invited to Chris's house. I guess everyone's been there but me.

[B]

Spends a little night too.

[A]

You guys have both been there?

[D]

Alcoholic beers there.

[A]

They have a video they filmed three years ago. Never coming out.

[B]

No.

[D]

They're finally officially going out. It's gonna be the first three Mondays of November.

[A]

Three videos.

[D]

Yeah, Beervember. So it's gonna be on November 3rd, November 10th, and November 17th. It's Spencer month on my channel.

[A]

Wow. Subscribe to Chris's channel. That will be dropping soon. And we are approaching Arby's. I don't know what your beautiful with Arby's is. It seems personal. I don't know what your roast beef is with them. Me, not you. Elizabeth.

[D]

She does Gets too much. Arby's gets so much shit. Everyone shits on our ways. Oh, gross, gross, gross.

[A]

And it's good, period.

[D]

Also, my film school that didn't survive the pandemic was there. It doesn't exist anymore.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I filmed a clickbait Christmas over here. Did you remember that?

[B]

I do.

[A]

You've seen it?

[B]

Of course.

[A]

You've seen my work?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

Did you film it at my film school that doesn't exist anymore? Probably.

[B]

Did you film it at his film school that doesn't exist anymore?

[A]

What's everyone most excited about? The curly fries, the shakes? The roast beef.

[D]

I'm also curious because I've seen a lot about these steak nuggets. Like, what is the deal? I'm excited about the steak nuggets. I'm really excited about it.

[B]

I heard the steak nuggets are 3D printed.

[D]

Yeah, that's the rumor. That's what people say.

[B]

How are we gonna know?

[D]

Have you seen pictures of 3D printed meat?

[A]

It's weird.

[B]

You know what, actually, Spencer, I have beef with you, dude. I closed that car door on your head on purpose.

[A]

It was a car door. I thought you hit him with an article.

[B]

Listen, he was in my fucking way.

[D]

No, she was. I would say it was about 60, 40 blame split.

[A]

I said, what did you give Spencer?

[B]

60?

[A]

Lizzie was giving Spencer a gift. And I said, well, what is it that you gave Spencer?

[B]

It's not really a gift. I gave Spencer someone else's trash that.

[A]

He didn't want, but no, he wanted.

[B]

It doesn't fit. It was Spencer coated.

[A]

Oh, now you're gonna say it didn't fit publicly?

[D]

It's okay. It didn't fit.

[B]

I feel like we all got in a huge conversation about how I'm confident, definitely buying clothes that are too big for people, and so now I'm like, broken inside and I don't know how to get people's sizes.

[A]

Okay, So I said, what did you give Spencer? And she said, besides a headache?

[B]

What was I even saying just now? Oh, you. Do you know how important it is for me as a pregnant woman to get iron in my diet and have steak all the time? And I can't eat steak because on the Shane Dawson podcast, you were like, all steak is glued together when it looks like this. And so it's like, am I just eating steak Steak glue all the time? Why would you do that?

[A]

No. Did you have to remind us of that?

[E]

But.

[A]

But this is different because it's 3D printed.

[D]

You don't need to glue a nugget. It's so slow.

[A]

It's so. Exactly.

[D]

You don't have to worry about that. The things that are that are glued together are the giant steaks they're selling in the store nowadays.

[B]

I'm on the brink of vomiting right now.

[A]

It's like, finally Arby's knew that I wanted to come, and only a special menu item could get the sip crew there.

[B]

Where the fuck are we?

[A]

Nobody knows.

[D]

Are you guys gonna have the horsey sauce?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Horsey sauce?

[D]

Yeah, it's horseradish.

[B]

Is it called horsey sauce?

[D]

Yeah, it is. I didn't just make that up.

[B]

It's really not cool to call it horsey sauce.

[E]

Yeah.

[C]

Where are we?

[B]

Where are we, Chris?

[D]

You know, near where I live. Hell.

[A]

Okay. I think we're about to pull up.

[B]

Should we just go to Taco Bell after this?

[A]

Main Street. All we've ever done is go to Taco Bell on the zip.

[B]

It's a good time for everyone.

[A]

I'll drive.

[D]

Ever gone to subway?

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Yes, we have not.

[B]

On the 6th.

[A]

Yes, we literally.

[B]

No, we literally haven't. Okay, fine. You're right. I remember just now.

[A]

There's a sign.

[D]

There's a sign.

[A]

This is the most iconic part of going to an Arby's. The classic old school sign. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Palm tree and everything.

[B]

Not the palm tree.

[A]

That is gorge.

[B]

Don't try me.

[A]

You can't even deny that that's.

[B]

You're gonna have to get better coverage of it because you just keep putting things. Obstacles in my life.

[A]

You think I would trust.

[B]

Am I done with this or are we still filming on this?

[A]

No, we're gonna put it up here now. What are you talking about? Oh, my gosh. We got the steak nuggets right in the window.

[B]

Looking real, 3D printed.

[C]

Worrying.

[D]

Worrying.

[A]

You guys really think that's the. Oh, my God, I'm gonna kill you.

[B]

What?

[A]

Has it been out of focus this whole time? Oh, no, it hasn't. This is a new development. Development. Brb. I've created empathy. What happened off camera? Spencer's like, is somebody behind us? And Lizzie goes, it doesn't matter. We're filming. And I was like, exactly. And Chris goes. Now when? Somebody talked about this earlier on the.

[B]

Podcast and I think he's using it right now.

[A]

Chris.

[B]

I don't think he doesn't. I don't think he knows.

[A]

Chris said, now whenever anybody's being a horrible driver, I just assume they're looking for light. Oh, wait, so. Oh, no. Okay, the steak nuggets. I'll slow down so you can get B roll of them, Chris. Okay. Oh, gorgeous. Oh, they have Mac and cheese and mozzarella sticks. That looks a little glued together, right?

[B]

It looks definitely 3D printed.

[A]

So what, are they in cahoots with Bill Gates?

[B]

No. What is the allegation about the 3D printing? Honestly, that looks so disgusting.

[D]

This is. I'm so curious.

[B]

Look at it big. Are you filming that, Chris?

[A]

Even their absolute advertisement looks unappetizing.

[D]

Too juicy.

[B]

Just a quick question.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Are we also going to eat after this?

[A]

If you want.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I mean, I can drive you through Taco Bell if you hate it here.

[D]

Oh, well, you're gonna like the way. You're gonna like the way.

[A]

Oh, no, I didn't go wide enough for this turn?

[B]

Who cares? It's a rental.

[A]

Oh, no. I literally can't make this turn.

[D]

I haven't been here since middle school, and I'm very excited.

[A]

The person who thinks that they can fit everywhere does not think they can fit here. Oh, shit. Okay.

[D]

You should just do another loop, Spencer.

[B]

No, we're committed. Rylan likes to force his way into every turn. What's the golden triangle?

[D]

The golden triangle is a region in Malaysia where there's a lot of.

[B]

Why do they have one labeled right there?

[A]

I get three classic roast beef sandwiches.

[D]

Beef and cheddar.

[A]

Oh, can I make them all? Beef and cheddar, please? And cheddar. Yep. Could I get a large curly fry?

[C]

Wasted?

[A]

Nothing. All the sauces, please. All right, we have 14 different sauces.

[B]

All of that.

[A]

Okay. Your three most popular. Four most popular. Can I get the nuggets, please? The steak nuggets. Can I get a nine piece, please? Just the nuggets. Okay. Can I get anything else? Could I get the bowl as well? The nugget bowl. Okay. And then can I get a couple of the golden triangles? So potato cake, what size? Two piece, three piece or four? Four piece, please.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

And then just a four piece mozzarella stick too. Okay. Is that going to include the order? Yes. 6,000, 423. Thank you. Honestly, I will say that might be the most patient customer service I've had at a drive thru in years.

[B]

I'm going to go ahead and say that is the best service we've had a drive through.

[A]

So patient, so concise, so reaffirming.

[B]

I felt like he was truly listening.

[A]

I did too. I was like, can I tell you some more things about my life?

[D]

Do you think it's cuz, like, no one comes through the drive thru here, so.

[A]

Sir.

[D]

Hey, let's talk.

[A]

Not the RV slanter.

[D]

That's not on him.

[A]

It's like a Canon. Oh, this is a Sony. Oh, Sony eight. Yep.

[D]

One take one common or one take two common.

[A]

Incredible. I have no notes for the employees at Arby's. They're hooking it up with the sauces. They're considering our order for what sauces?

[D]

We're going to need making jokes.

[A]

Making jokes, jokes. And it's like the one time I stopped rolling when we're like, in the drive through. Of course. And I should have known because he was so nice when we were ordering. So he's awesome.

[D]

What if after a shoot, Rylan slips you a 5's like, hey, good work today.

[B]

I Would love it.

[D]

That would be awesome.

[A]

It'd be pretty funny if it were really good performance.

[D]

He gives it like the handshake.

[A]

Give me a second. It's just the sandwiches, the bowl and the sausage. Okay, thanks you. Wow. And you know, everything is super fresh because it's all still cooking. Okay.

[B]

Does anybody else have heartburn? Preemptively.

[A]

Should we pull. Let's pull our classic beefs out.

[B]

Yeah, let's pull our classic beats out. You are.

[A]

Oh, did you already clap, Chris? Yeah. Okay.

[B]

Did you want to clap again, Chris? You are just for posterity.

[A]

Yeah. I think while we're waiting for the other things, we try our cl. Our classic beef again.

[D]

I haven't had this since middle school.

[A]

But I used to love this. I haven't had one in so long. Wow. I'm honestly so excited. Look at this. And the cheese just oozing and goozing. I got to get a nice bite with cheese.

[D]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

When's the last time you had this, Spencer?

[D]

A couple years ago, I think.

[A]

I can tell. The bun's nice.

[D]

I like a nice steam.

[A]

Lizzy's like, holding in her barf. Hmm.

[D]

I like it.

[A]

Honestly, I could do without the cheese.

[D]

You adjust me?

[A]

No goopy. Where's the Arby's sauce? Is it anything?

[B]

Why did you say goopy?

[D]

I mean, goopy is a fair description.

[B]

Oh, no. You got some on me. Oh, no. I don't even know how you shot it like that.

[A]

The cheese is interesting. Yeah.

[B]

The cheese is the goop.

[A]

The cheese is the turn off. Don't you think it's, like, too artificial? I want. It's like a dip instead of cheese.

[D]

I mean, listen, none of this is like real food.

[A]

Whoa. Are you kidding me? But it's great, isn't there?

[D]

That's exactly what I wanted.

[A]

Isn't there? Arby's Ranch, Large K fries and four piece. Thank you. Is there Arby's sauce? Like Arby's specific sauce?

[B]

That's the horsey there.

[C]

Probably.

[A]

Could I get a couple more, please? Dang, where did I put that? Thank you very much. We're very appreciative. We're thankful for the good customer service because a lot of like, food places like this, they're so. They rush you so much. Oh, no, there's no rush. I mean, you guys are ordering your like, $60. Well, thank you very much. Bye. Have a good one.

[B]

Enjoy your filming. I had two jobs, you know.

[A]

I'm going to try to find light, right?

[B]

Oh, yeah. Do you want to roll? I'm trying to find light or should I cut?

[D]

So I'm the only one eating the whole thing? It seems like we a lot of.

[A]

I think this is actually fine.

[B]

Yes, agreed. Wait, am I prettier with a beard?

[A]

Okay, I think the RB sauce is what's going to bring me back to my childhood.

[D]

Can I have one of those as well? You guys know why it's called Arby's, right?

[A]

No. Rb.

[D]

Roast beef.

[A]

Rb.

[D]

Is that really why?

[A]

Wait, why am I not making. Why. Why am I not making the connection?

[B]

Where did Spencer get all this information?

[D]

Or roast beef.

[B]

R, B. Arby's like the letters R.

[A]

And B. Oh, roast B. I got it. Here. I've arrived.

[D]

Oh, get a dollop of Daisy.

[A]

It is the Arby sauce that I was missing. Missing to remember Arby's.

[B]

I wish you guys could have heard the suction cup of sound that came from the bite off of that Arby's code in the sauce.

[D]

May I have a dollop of the Arby's?

[A]

The roast. Just a dollop here, Chris. The roast beef isn't bad though.

[B]

You guys are just sharing sauces back there.

[A]

I would say the bun. The bun and the beef is quality.

[D]

You're anti cheese.

[A]

I'm anti cheese. It's the. It's the super artificial artificial cheese for me.

[B]

Right, right, right.

[A]

The steak, the stk. Oh, it looks like char. Oh no. Oh no. It smells like char. Oh no. I'm having aversions to this actually.

[B]

Oh no.

[A]

You don't want to smell it, do you?

[B]

I can smell it.

[A]

Oh no.

[D]

I just got a big hit of the cheese and I kind of agree with you.

[B]

It's got a little squirt of it. It's a little fake.

[A]

It really does look made in a lab.

[B]

How do we know if it's 3D printed? Like what's the test?

[A]

I should have asked him. He's so nice. Yeah.

[D]

Oh my God. Thank you, Chris.

[A]

Did you take a bite?

[B]

Spencer, sandwich?

[D]

No, I'm just like looking at it.

[A]

Chris, grab one please.

[D]

Really worrying.

[A]

It's very worrisome worrying. I thought this was like a fantasy.

[D]

It smells like barbecue. These are 3D printed.

[A]

I've built up Barbies in my mind for some reason.

[D]

Why they cook these.

[A]

Oh no. Oh no.

[B]

Oh no.

[A]

Oh no.

[E]

Oh no.

[B]

I can see the sinew being pulled apart like it's beef glue.

[A]

It seems glued together. Oh no. It's like beef jerky, but worse.

[D]

It is more like jerky.

[A]

It's jerky. It's more jerky Okay. I see lunch in our future. Well, thank God.

[B]

I'm so hungry.

[D]

Okay, tell me the beef and cheddar is not a billion times better.

[A]

It is.

[E]

Who are these for?

[C]

Like, who's gonna.

[D]

I guess it's like the new protein thing.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

I'm the least God the bowl. I'm the least picky human when it comes to food.

[A]

And this is not good. This is like steak with Mac and cheese. Why does the steak in this one look a little more appetizing?

[B]

Oh, it's an onion ring.

[A]

What did you think it was?

[D]

Does it look more appetizing?

[A]

No, it looks less character.

[B]

Are.

[D]

Yeah, I guess you're right. These are also wet. This is bad.

[A]

I was, like, edging for Arby's, you know?

[D]

Like, I tried to work the fries. I think they're. I think their fries are some of.

[A]

The best in the game. Really? Did I get the right ones? The curly.

[D]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[A]

Let me take one and then. Or will you grab one for me, too? Here you go, girl.

[D]

I know I'm alone. I love the baby.

[A]

I like. I'm very filling.

[B]

Did you eat the whole thing? Thing. Chris, how's your gird?

[D]

I'll update you tonight. He is good.

[A]

The fries.

[D]

The fries are good. Their frozen fries are really good, too.

[A]

If you ever.

[D]

At your local grocery store.

[A]

Okay, that's good fry. That's a good fry.

[B]

It's a good fry. It's an undeniably good fry.

[A]

If you're driving by and you want.

[B]

To fry Arby's, give it a try.

[A]

I don't know about this. Potato crisp. Is it Mac and cheese inside? No, it's potato. Potato. Why did I get that?

[D]

It's not good.

[A]

I was just expecting Mac and cheese in the middle. Well, then fuck me. Oh, no. Who's that? I don't know. It seems like I should deny it.

[B]

It's a Spam Risk. I'll take it.

[A]

Oh, I already hung up. What about the mozzarella stick?

[D]

Oh, I love this. But I love hash browns, and that's what it is.

[A]

I mean, it's just. I didn't think it was that fine. Whatever. Yeah, it's fine.

[D]

If you like McDonald's hash browns, it's like a thicker McDonald's hash brown.

[B]

It is like a thicker McDonald's hash brown. There's no Mac and cheese in it, though.

[D]

You can put some.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. I was assaulted. It's wet, and it, like, leaked grease.

[B]

I think it was just wet. Oh, it's in your beard.

[A]

How do I get it out?

[B]

Here, I'll dab you.

[A]

Oh, no, be careful.

[D]

Oh, these are actually kind of good.

[A]

Oh, wow. Now that's a thumbnail. Wow.

[D]

Yes, I'm into this.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

There's another one. Okay. The cheese inside is good too.

[D]

Yes. This is great. They're fresh. You tell they just made them.

[A]

Okay, they with that. Well, the cheese is nice. If they could match their steak to their cheese, they'd be in business, period.

[D]

Amen.

[B]

Start 3D printing this cheese.

[A]

Whoa. That is really good. Okay, I do want to try the Mac and cheese.

[B]

It's a white cheddar Mac, which is interesting.

[A]

Their cheese. Their cheese. And that's good. So if their cheese is anything like it in this.

[D]

But you didn't like the cheese and the beef and cheese cheese. No, you're inconsistent with the cheese.

[A]

Well, that was like, you know what?

[B]

He always has been.

[A]

That's something they always say about me.

[B]

Here you go, Chris. I got you a fork.

[A]

Okay, I'll take it. That's actually good Mac and cheese too. Is it?

[D]

But why would you get a bowl of them with steak nuggets? Like, that's just a diarrhea bomb.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Dang.

[A]

Let me try this beef Spencer. Me with the cheddar. He knew what he was doing.

[D]

Yeah, it was my evil plan.

[A]

He was like, Ryland wronged me last week.

[B]

This is for when Lizzie him broke my head open.

[D]

I don't know why I took another bite of the steak.

[B]

The.

[D]

The steak nuggets are bad.

[B]

Why'd you do that?

[C]

I don't know.

[B]

Dang. For Chris to say something's just outright bad is so. It's never happened.

[D]

It's really.

[B]

You've never said that.

[A]

The classic roast beef with Arby's sauce, though, it's giving it.

[B]

Okay, why are you eating it?

[D]

The way you set that up is, like, actually really good.

[A]

Well, if you. If you compare it to their 3D printed steak, it's. Yeah, right, right, right.

[B]

Compare it to, like, good food, though. What would you say?

[D]

If you guys want to have a good time at Arby's, try, get the steak nuggets, take a bite, and then take a bite of the other food because it'll taste so good.

[A]

I would say you could honestly skip.

[B]

Arby's, but if you are, this was our dream.

[A]

I'm finally gonna get to live out my dream of going to the one.

[B]

I'm just glad you're calling it your dream. Barbies.

[A]

Can I try some horsey sauce? If you're forced to come here. If you're forced to come here, get.

[B]

Their mozzarella sticks, take one bite and then put it down.

[A]

I'll take it to that cat.

[B]

I don't know about that.

[A]

Oh, it's already over.

[B]

Yeah. I also don't think the cheese is in. The mozzarella stick is actually very good.

[A]

Oh, I thought it was good.

[B]

You like the flavor or you like the pull?

[A]

I like the flavor.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

I like a mozzarella.

[B]

I like a mozzarella too. I'm not sure I'd call that it.

[A]

Oh, okay.

[D]

All sides are good.

[B]

You know what? We're. Does anyone in this car watch Love is Blind?

[A]

I. I'm going to.

[B]

There's a scene where one of the guys puts a chicken cutlet in a ninja blender with some crystal light and some water. Blends it up and drinks it.

[D]

Ew.

[C]

What the.

[B]

And he's like, this is how I eat my food. And I don't really want to talk cuz I have no energy after my day and it's like, what kind of a life is that?

[D]

A bad one?

[B]

Yeah, sad.

[A]

Okay, well, this was disappointing to say the least.

[B]

I mean, it's better than a chicken cutlet in a blender.

[A]

Okay, I'm going to. Do we still have a lid for the nuggets so Shane can try one when we get back to the office? It should be up there with you, maybe. I already put it away. I, like, can't get rid of this food fast enough, period.

[B]

I appreciate the haste.

[A]

Okay. Lizzy was right.

[B]

It's yucky.

[D]

Yeah, I.

[B]

It's not just me though, guys. It's society.

[A]

It.

[D]

I'd like to apologize to society where I said you guys were wrong for saying Arby's is really bad.

[A]

Because it's not.

[B]

But it's also like, when was the last time you had it, Spencer?

[D]

That one in Hollywood that's now closed.

[B]

Like when? Like 10 years ago.

[A]

Wait, is the main one in Hollywood gone? Like sunset and Gower.

[D]

But the hat is still there.

[A]

Oh, wow. Rip, rip. To a good one.

[D]

I did like the hash brown.

[A]

See, I guess all of my associations with Arby's are just memories.

[E]

Memories. That's beautiful.

[A]

Okay, we have Shane here to try the definitely fresh. Definitely not 3D printed. That is the appropriate yummy. Oh, hold on. I put it in my straight boy cargo pants.

[B]

This is absurd. Can they see you doing this? The digging?

[C]

Ew.

[A]

What?

[C]

Okay, but. Okay, thank you. But you know, like a little cup, like.

[A]

Oh, I don't Think I have a cup. You could put it. You could.

[B]

They don't do dippies.

[A]

No, no, they don't.

[D]

Some of them are dippies and some of them. Of them were squeezes.

[A]

There were dippies.

[D]

Yeah, but none of the. None of the ones we wanted.

[C]

All right, well, let me try Arby's.

[A]

This lighting is doing it favors, so why don't I put a little flashlight so you can see what it looks like? Because it is charred.

[C]

It kind of looks like dog.

[A]

Smell it.

[C]

Dog meat from a dog.

[D]

That smells good.

[C]

Do we have a knife? I want to actually investigate if it's 3D printed.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

How are you to know if it's 3D printed?

[C]

You can tell. So they use some sort of meat glue.

[A]

So you kind of glued.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

Right.

[C]

Like it doesn't look like ligaments or.

[A]

Or.

[B]

No, it just looks like glue.

[C]

Glue.

[B]

Okay. Which also, I've already yelled at Spencer for this, but he's ruined all steak for me. Cuz now I see all even ligaments as glue.

[A]

Which one was mine? Whatever one's called.

[C]

See?

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Oh, God. You're so dignified about your cut.

[C]

Oh, yeah, this is definitely cutting. Like, not real steak.

[A]

They couldn't even photograph it for the marketing. Well.

[D]

Oh, wow. It didn't even look good in the ass.

[C]

It looks.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Oh. It's like I wouldn't even put it in my mouth if I wasn't doing a taste test for the Internet.

[C]

So it looks very compressed. Like, it doesn't look like a natural piece of meat. It almost is a chicken nuggets.

[A]

Yes, it did.

[B]

Well. And that is what they called it.

[C]

That is. That's how they're describing it.

[A]

What a steak. Okay.

[C]

Steak nugget. All right, well, I'm gonna give her a chance because I do enjoy steak. Bless you.

[A]

That was like a cartoon.

[B]

Thank you.

[C]

I do bless you. I do wish it was cartoony. Thank you.

[D]

Thank you so much.

[C]

If I was auditioning for a sneeze.

[B]

Cartoon Sneeze.

[A]

He has one thing in production, and currently everyone's being cast.

[D]

Yeah, that's my character. He sneezes and says he's lying.

[A]

The gassing breakdown is as follows.

[C]

Okay, let me give her a chance. I was confused.

[A]

What shouldn't you try once without first so you know what you're really consuming?

[C]

I was confused not to get too much into the calories, but I was confused about the nutrition of this. 400 calories for just four little nuggets does not quite makes sense. Which makes me wonder why. Because meat Isn't that calorically dense?

[B]

All of this is so concerning a.

[C]

Container of big flavor, but it's not called steak. Do not reheat in the microwave.

[D]

Why does it say that?

[B]

Why can't you reheat it in the microwave?

[D]

Should we do it and see what it looks like?

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

Are they saying the container says, I don't know.

[C]

I don't know no Bible verse. Okay, why not? You know, when you cut into it, the smell expands.

[A]

Okay, here we go.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

I'm feeling really gaggy.

[A]

Yeah, me too. I'm starting to not even believe that I put that in my body.

[B]

Yeah, you ate it very bravely.

[A]

It's so dry.

[C]

Crop.

[A]

Nobody's going back into that. That for the thumbnail. Oh. Oh, my God. Oh.

[C]

Oh, no.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, that was our reaction.

[B]

Cup. Cup.

[D]

He said, I like everything. I'm the least picky human in the world, and it's bad.

[A]

Why don't you just go trash? This is going.

[B]

Why don't you just go to a trash?

[C]

Lizzy, don't look down. I'm not.

[D]

And whatever the flavor is for so long.

[B]

Don't dab like that. Billy Doe. What is his name? Oh, my God, I'm so mad. I'm calling him. Why did you go back?

[A]

I'm just so mad that he didn't put that ghost stand up.

[C]

And I will say, harvey's sauce is good.

[A]

Yeah. That's the one thing they've got going for them because even the roast beef.

[D]

Sandwiches, their fries are okay.

[B]

Ooh.

[C]

It's like a mixture of ketchup and one sauce.

[B]

Oh, that's not a bummer.

[C]

Oh, that's good.

[B]

Yeah, that's probably good.

[C]

Put that on some real meat. I feel sad for them because this is not good.

[A]

No. Their employees were 10 out of 10.

[C]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

Did the employees say that this is not good?

[A]

No, no, he didn't tell me.

[B]

We didn't ask though.

[A]

He more so inquired about our camera. Right.

[C]

I like the idea of it. That's fun. You know, that's something I would get. You know, little poop.

[A]

We did.

[B]

Yeah.

[C]

I would never eat this.

[B]

All right, you guys.

[A]

Well, everyone's links are in the description section below. Make sure you subscribe to Chris to see the Chris X Spencer collab November.

[B]

It's a them part series.

[C]

Oo.

[A]

It is like Avatar has new vlogs that go live every Tuesday. She revealed her baby name last week. So we won't trust Arby.

[C]

Little baby Arby.

[A]

It's pretty cute. Shane has lots of things live and so do I. Thank you guys for supporting and watching over our show. Kevin, thank you so much for your support.

[B]

Kevin, call me. Let's do a radio show together.

[C]

You reacted to it.

[B]

I. I pitched that Kevin and I should do a show on the radio.

[C]

Follow him now.

[B]

I wouldn't go that far. Let's see how he responds to my pitch.

[C]

Right.

[A]

If you guys start a show together then you can. But he didn't say anything. Saying overtly nasty. I think if anybody's saying nasty things you would win. Like I.

[B]

What happened to backing me up on the song?

[A]

Lizzie's right. Lizzie's right. Lizzie's right.

[B]

Kevin guy.

[A]

Piece of bleep. Okay. Thank you guys for watching it's morning our show. We love you so much. We'll see you next week. Bye. And that's the sip. You dirty little freaks. Now I'm acting like Spencer.

[B]

What.