Morgan Adams TAKEOVER & Tasting the McDonald's Grinch Meal

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Morgan Adams TAKEOVER & Tasting the McDonald's Grinch Meal

December 17, 2025

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Overview

This special year-end episode features a "takeover" by Morgan Adams, with Ryland Adams absent and the hosting duties handled by Lizze Gordon and Morgan, joined by Chris. The trio embarks on an unsupervised, freewheeling conversation filled with pop culture recaps, hilarious personal anecdotes, and a taste test of McDonald’s new Grinch Meal. Along the way, they reflect on the highs and lows of their year, skewer celebrity news, and display their unique friendship chemistry—all in their signature, uncensored style.

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Main Discussion Points & Segments

1. Opening: Chaos Unsupervised

[00:00–01:56]

• Morgan and Lizze set the tone, joking about being left "unsupervised" for the last episode of the year:
  • Morgan: “We're never gonna get left unsupervised again.” [00:00]
  • Lizze: “It's the last episode of the year. This is my second to last time needing to be out of the house—except for doctor's appointments—a week until they cut this baby out of me.” [01:06]
• Morgan embraces her role as the recurring sibling, and the pair playfully jostle over "who’s in line" to host.

2. Internet Trolls, “Deborah,” and Beta Fish

[02:08–04:41]

• They joke about online hate and the recurring “Deborah” character, a notorious commenter:
  • Morgan: “There are two canon events of being on the Internet... Then you get your first Deborah attack, and that's a bad month, too. And then you realize, Deborah, life's pretty good after that.” [02:44]
• Lizze shares a darkly comic college story about her beta fish, demonstrating the group’s morbid but hilarious streak.

3. Animals, Pronunciation Oddities & Reddit Mandela Effects

[04:42–06:16]

• The trio debate if there’s a “p” in hamster and discuss random animal facts, segueing into the strangeness of internet pronounciations and perceived "Mandela effects."

4. The Accidental Zoloft Overdose and ChatGPT Mishap

[08:16–11:12]

• Morgan shares a wild story of accidentally overdosing on Zoloft by mistaking it for ibuprofen before an in-person meeting, then consulting ChatGPT for advice:
  • Morgan: “I get on ChatGPT... and it sends me the suicide hotline. And then I had to be like, no, I'm not suicidal. This was a genuine accident. What do I do?” [10:07]
• The hosts joke about ChatGPT now treating Morgan as a liability:
  • Morgan: "So I've ruined my bond with ChatGPT because it now thinks I'm a full crazy person." [11:02]

5. Pop Culture Beef: The Kevin Klein Saga

[11:56–13:30]

• Lizze reveals she’s “squashed the beef” with Kevin Klein after a heartfelt gift for her kids:
  • Elizabeth: “He sent both of my sons radios... and the card... was honestly very sweet and funny.” [12:24]
• Morgan and Lizze reflect on forgiveness, gifting, and motherhood.

6. Postpartum Realness & The Joys of “The Sip”

[14:15–16:42]

• Lizze opens up about postpartum depression, grief, and the healing power of returning to the podcast:
  • Elizabeth: “The first time I felt normal in my new life... was after I came back and did an episode of the Sip and then took a shower.” [16:46]
• Morgan expresses admiration for Lizze’s dedication, contrasting typical expectations around maternity leave.

7. Year-End & Pop Culture Review (with ChatGPT Myths)

[38:57–68:14]

• Lizze presents a tongue-in-cheek “pop culture year in review,” admitting some highlights were ChatGPT-generated (with questionable accuracy), such as wildfires, the end of late-night television, and celebrity feuds.
• Hilarious commentary on big pop culture stories:
  • Kevin Klein “beef,”
  • Beyonce and Katy Perry’s albums (and the controversy over their quality),
  • Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift’s engagement,
  • Alleged drama between Bhad Bhabie and Alabama Barker.
• The group muses about the absurdity of celebrity culture and their own priorities.

8. On Motherhood, Envy, and Loneliness

[21:10–22:41]

• Morgan gets candid about loneliness in comparison to Lizze’s bustling family:
  • Morgan: “I would love to have two kids and someone who loves me. Oh, I’m just alone, you guys.” [21:12]
• The group’s friendship banter softens the melancholy, with plans for future visits and support.

9. Birth Plans & Hospital Dream Scenarios

[23:00–28:14]

• Discussion on Lizze’s upcoming C-section and comical logistics/dreams around who will get to drive her to the hospital:
  • Chris: “I had a dream that we were filming this and everything's going great, and out of nowhere your water broke…” [26:21]
• Jokes about whose hospital is better, who would drive, and the nitty-gritty of pregnancy.

10. Influencer Life: House Organizers, Rent Drama & Bougie Mom Problems

[23:11–30:32]

• Lizze and Morgan discuss hiring a professional organizer, dealing with rent increases while pregnant, and home improvement battles.
• Blunt, relatable, yet outrageous moments about everyday hardships amplified by influencer lifestyles.

11. Prank Calls & Ryland Teasing

[36:41–38:02]

• Failed “prank call” segment aimed at Ryland, spoofing celebrity social media mishaps:
  • Morgan: “Did you mean to post that picture that you posted on your story on your feed?” [37:30]
  • Ryland (via phone): “You guys are so stupid. This is a bad prank...” [37:38]

12. Taste Test: McDonald's Grinch Meal

[80:51–94:33]

• The crew heads to McDonald's for the new Grinch Meal. Hilarity ensues ordering and taste testing:
  • Morgan: “I just unlocked Maximum Joy. Lizzie looks like she's gonna barf. Chris and I are here for the vibes.” [84:06]
  • Chris: “This is the cutest box from anything we've ever gotten.” [84:04]
  • Lizze: “The thing that made me vomit was the Big Mac.” [89:16]
  • General consensus: The meal is “pretty good,” pickle salt is divisive, socks are a hit, and McDonald’s pies are a winner.
• Scene devolves into giggling, confessions about never having a Big Mac, and post-taste test food fatigue.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Internet Hate:
  "Deborah's like some miserable bridge troll who honestly supports us like no other, because she is watching.” – Elizabeth [02:15]

• On Motherhood:
  “There is no one else on planet earth that would be like, 'yeah, I'm popping out a baby and then I'll be back for the sip in two weeks.'” – Morgan [14:01]

• On Accidental Zoloft:
  “And then it [ChatGPT] sends me the suicide hotline…” – Morgan [10:34]
  “So now every time I talk to ChatGPT, they're like, 'How are you feeling today? Are you okay today?'” [11:02]

• On Pop Culture Review:
  “Beyoncé finally won album of the year for Cowboy Kata… You know I love Beyoncé. That album was so effing boring though.” – Morgan [42:54–43:03]

• On Taste Testing:
  “I've never met anything that I could put in my mouth that I don't like.” – Morgan [87:54]
  “The thing that made me vomit was the Big Mac.” – Elizabeth [89:16]

• On Loneliness and Friendship:
  “Do you know how depressing it is to be around people who are so fun and full of life... and then I'm gonna go home and be alone?” – Morgan [21:19]

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Key Timestamps

• 00:00: Episode open; uncontrollable hosts set chaos energy
• 02:08: Internet hate and “Deborah” saga
• 08:16: Morgan’s accidental Zoloft overdose & ChatGPT
• 11:56: Lizze squashes beef with Kevin Klein
• 14:40: Postpartum reflections and importance of podcasting
• 38:57–68:14: Pop culture year in review (Bhad Bhabie, wildfires, Beyoncé, Katy Perry etc.)
• 80:51: Start of the McDonald’s Grinch Meal taste test
• 84:06: Grinch box is revealed, taste test reactions
• 89:16: Big Mac disgust and meal verdict

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Tone, Chemistry & Style

• Fast-talking, playful, self-deprecating humor
• Frequent asides, real-time fact-checks, and running jokes
• Much “oversharing” about health, motherhood, mental state, and bodily functions—all delivered with comedic candor
• Pop culture commentary is deeply personal, unfiltered, and occasionally irreverent

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Final Thoughts

This episode is a hilarious, chaotic, and heartfelt way to close out the year for "The Sip." Bereft of Ryland's guidance, Morgan and Lizzie (plus Chris) embrace the unsupervised energy, blending authentic reflection and snarky pop culture commentary with irreverent and memorable taste-test content. Whether you came for the celebrity tea, the pregnancy overshares, or just to hear people bicker lovingly about fries and fame, this episode delivers the goods and the giggles.

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For More

• Watch on YouTube for the Grinch Meal taste test.
• Follow each host for their own brand of vlogs, pregnancy updates, and more uncensored takes.
• See you in the new year—hopefully with Ryland back, or maybe with another unhinged Adams sibling takeover.

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Transcript

[Morgan]

We're never gonna get left unsupervised again.

[Elizabeth]

Ever.

[Morgan]

Enjoy this.

[Elizabeth]

For every Christmas, I have squashed the beef with Kevin Klein. No, you haven't.

[Morgan]

USA will let you take a fish on a flight.

[Elizabeth]

And 3 ounces of water McChicken cake. Gnarly. Gnarly.

[Morgan]

I was looking at myself through a different person. I'm gonna be so much better at ordering than my brother. Check this out.

[Elizabeth]

Give me one second.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God. They're so.

[Elizabeth]

We are. We are filming without Ryland, the chosen.

[Morgan]

Adam sibling of the day. Everyone scoffs in disbelief. How can we simply not get rid of this girl? They keep bringing me back.

[Elizabeth]

We can't help it. We love her. Morgan.

[Morgan]

I don't even ask to be here. I just plop in like a little fairy.

[Elizabeth]

It's the Morgan Adams on the Sippa Birdkist.

[Morgan]

It's the Sipalipa Stars.

[Elizabeth]

It's the Sipalumpas, and it's the last episode of the year.

[Morgan]

Wait, is it really?

[Elizabeth]

Yes. This is the. This is it. This is it. This is my second to last time needing to be out of the house. Except for my two doctor's appointments. A weeks until they cut this baby out of me.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God. The pressure feels really high now. This is. What if we take whoever, like, I don't know, like those frames and stuff, they're like, sorry, that last episode of the year was a flop and a half.

[Elizabeth]

No one watches. It's an 11 out of 10.

[Morgan]

YouTube has to make a new system. It's so bad. My brother never contacts me again. He blocks me. That's the final straw.

[Elizabeth]

He can't look at us anymore. Get out. Get out of my house.

[Morgan]

They're too booked and busy for us. They had to plop their second in line in.

[Elizabeth]

The second in line? No, that's me. You're the first in line.

[Morgan]

I'm happy to be the second in line.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, honestly, I'm. I'm going to get out of line.

[Morgan]

That's what I've been waiting for.

[Elizabeth]

I am stepping out of line of line. Deborah, it's not because of you. I'll be back. Bitch. You cannot phase this robust woman.

[Morgan]

Oh, you know what the most horrific thing that I had to explain to my dear friend was?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, Deborah.

[Morgan]

Brooke got her first Deborah attack.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, Brooke, don't. Deborah's like some miserable bridge troll who honestly supports us like no other because she is watching.

[Morgan]

Keeps the ship flowing, that's for sure.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's like 95% of my super tip are From Deborah. She's like yourself. Here's $5 to buy some rat poison. Eat it.

[Morgan]

She's going to start sending me Clorox. Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Well, everybody needs a little Clorox. Not mad at it.

[Morgan]

Debbie, there's two canon events of being on the Internet. You get your first time that you realize there's a Reddit thread about you. That's a bad month. Then you get your first Deborah attack, and that's a bad month, too. And then you realize Deborah, life's pretty good after that. Deborah's got to get through those two humps.

[Elizabeth]

You got to get through those two humps. Deborah's definitely going to manifest that you die during child labor. And it is what it is.

[Morgan]

But you're not gonna die. You're gonna thrive.

[Elizabeth]

I always thrive. And that is the most beautiful lady.

[Morgan]

That table's ever seen.

[Elizabeth]

And that's why Deborah just lives on a hope and a prayer. Do you know what I'm saying? Sorry.

[Morgan]

You should name your baby Deborah.

[Elizabeth]

Could you imagine what a miserable name? I had a fish in college named Deborah because I was like, you know, and I fucking Deborah, you know, I.

[Morgan]

Had a beta fish and it committed suicide because I filled the water a little too high and it jumped over the edge. And we woke up and found it on the floor.

[Elizabeth]

I was hungover and a girlfriend had slept over at my house. And on her, I had a space heater on a swivel chair, and she knocked the swivel chair and it just turned onto Deb. Cooked her to death. Cried for a really long time. Honestly, the shocking thing is I did love Deb the fish. Yeah, I love Deb the fish. I used to take Deb with me everywhere. I literally put your fish to go. Yeah, I put her in a pickle jar and take her everywhere. I was on the debate team and I'd put her in three ounces of water.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Loved her. I'd put her in three ounces of water. Take her on flights. I brought her to and from Burbank a couple times.

[Morgan]

Yes, they will let you take a fish on a flight.

[Elizabeth]

Three ounces of water. And you can add more water once you get through.

[Morgan]

Oh, right. You can get. You can refill her. So you just got to get through security and then you're just gotta get the security. That's a good tip.

[Elizabeth]

And beta fish that are attached to their fish, well, it's. It's a betta fish specific because they can live in very small pools of water because they're. They're used to living in puddles in rice fields. Yeah. That's also why you don't have to.

[Morgan]

Devastating in their little teeny canisters. But I guess they're happy in there, right?

[Elizabeth]

Well, it's because literally they. They're used to living in puddles and rice fields.

[Morgan]

Oh, I didn't know that.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Do you know where hamsters come from? Because that's where I always wonder. Where do they get.

[Elizabeth]

Is there no pee in hamster?

[Morgan]

Ham.

[Elizabeth]

Hamster. Hamster. Hamster.

[Morgan]

Hamster.

[Elizabeth]

Hamster.

[Morgan]

You know, there's no p. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

I say crazy because everyone does pronunciation. No, that's a Mandela effect. I think. I think it used to be hamsters.

[Morgan]

And now it's hamster. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Because God's just with us.

[Morgan]

Hamster is weird. Like H A M S T E.

[Elizabeth]

I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

[Morgan]

I don't like that.

[Elizabeth]

Chris. Can you look it up? Also, are they from Peru?

[Morgan]

Look up the terminology of are they a Peruvian hampster?

[Chris]

I mean, we eat guinea pigs, but.

[Morgan]

I don't know if you eat guinea pigs.

[Chris]

That's a delicacy in Peru.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, you're off.

[Chris]

Oh. Oh, yeah. Guinea pigs are a delicacy in Peru. It's called cuy. It's a. It's like. It's a dish. It's a well known dish.

[Elizabeth]

Are hamsters little guinea pigs are.

[Chris]

Okay, hold on.

[Morgan]

I was going to say that's a small amount of animal, but I guess chickens are pretty small and we rip those suckers open.

[Elizabeth]

Hamsters are bigger than guinea pigs. Guinea pigs are very cute.

[Morgan]

Oh, I meant chickens. Did I say hamsters?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I meant chickens too.

[Chris]

There is.

[Elizabeth]

What did I say?

[Morgan]

Do you want to know why my chat thinks I'm Sidle or not?

[Elizabeth]

Give me one second. What's the deal?

[Morgan]

So there's no.

[Chris]

First off, there's no pee in hamster, which is crazy. And then it says hamsters come from wild regions across Europe and Asia, living in grasslands and deserts.

[Elizabeth]

Prove it.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Do people in Europe just walk, get their morning coffee and see a hamster running across the street?

[Elizabeth]

Hamster.

[Morgan]

It was a lovely little hamster.

[Elizabeth]

Hamster.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. Do you guys. Are we allowed to talk about the pilot at all?

[Elizabeth]

We are, but first let's discuss your self. Harm. Chachi. Beauty.

[Morgan]

Right. Oh, well, all I was gonna say is the lead girl in Shane's pilot is Australian, and she. Every time she greets someone, she says, hello, darling, and I'm like, wow, you're hot no matter what. You say just because you say it with such.

[Elizabeth]

Was that. I don't know that you just did Australian though.

[Morgan]

I can't do Australia. But she says darling. She greets you and says darling. Hello, darling.

[Elizabeth]

I feel like I heard her say that.

[Morgan]

She does. She's very sweet and very nice and everything she says just sounds like you're getting read a bedtime story. It sounds so good because she's Australian.

[Elizabeth]

I spent three weeks with an Australian. I did not like Australians.

[Morgan]

I had a run in with one and he was really mean.

[Elizabeth]

Well, this one was just a little nuts to butts. But I used to be able to do a really good Australian accent because of it. Because I hated her so much.

[Morgan]

Well, maybe the problem wasn't that she's Australian. No, maybe it's just that it was her.

[Elizabeth]

I'm pretty sure she has a personality. Like she has a personality disorder because she was doing some crazy stuff. It was like me and a bunch of girls living in this house together for a job. It sounds shady. We were making a movie, but not a pornography movie. And the fact that I have to qualify that right now really makes it seem like we were making a pornography film.

[Morgan]

You would probably get paid really well in porn because.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think so. I don't.

[Morgan]

Blue Eyed Ginger Banging bod.

[Elizabeth]

Unfortunately, I don't think anybody gets paid very well in porn anymore. Unless you're like a top performer on Only Fans.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. What do they call them? Bops? A mattress on Instagram that is like getting ready to be an area. Yes. And she's so cute.

[Elizabeth]

She is so cute. She's dating Big gravy. Young Gravy.

[Morgan]

One of the gravies. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Juvenile gravy. She's the only one of age. But not too old gravy. Yet to expire Gravy. But past date.

[Morgan]

That Thanksgiving ship has sailed.

[Elizabeth]

Period. Okay, so what's up with Chachi pt?

[Morgan]

Right. So if anyone wants to know why I'm acting a little. A little kooky this week. Yeah. There was a catastrophe.

[Elizabeth]

Right.

[Morgan]

We all know that I take my 50 milligrams of Zoloft every single day. And it's how I stay a functional, well rounded person.

[Elizabeth]

We love that for you.

[Morgan]

Yes. Thank you. I. When I travel, I have these two little, like, I put them in little containers. Like little pill containers, you know, so you don't have to take the whole pill bottle. Because that would be concerning. You got to put it in a little pill container and then take it to go.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So I Put the Zoloft and my ibuprofen in the same pill container. Right. So the other day I had an in person meeting. When. When do I have an in person meeting? Never. Never.

[Elizabeth]

No one has in person meetings.

[Morgan]

Yeah, no, I was like, I'm in la, I can meet you in person. And they were like, perfect. So I'm getting ready and I'm really nervous because when's the last time I had an in person meeting? Never. And I'm curling my hair with one hand, I'm talking on the phone with the other, and I reach down, I'm like, I feel a headache coming on. But this kid happened before my meeting. So I opened my little pill container.

[Elizabeth]

And you took two Zolo Off.

[Morgan]

And on top of the Zoloft that I already took this morning, I took three. I usually take two or three ibuprofens and they feel the same, the tablets are the same. So I grab three extra Zolofts, shove them down my mouth, swallow, full confidence. And then I get done curling my hair with this hand, and I look down and I was like, oh, my God, those are the. Those are the anti anxiety pills. So I'm here, 200 milligrams of Zoloft.

[Elizabeth]

Chill as a cucumber.

[Morgan]

Well, I didn't know it was gonna happen. And so I was getting ready in my brother's bathroom and my mom was sitting in the room, and I. And I'm like, mom, I'm gonna die.

[Elizabeth]

Mom, I'm gonna die.

[Morgan]

And I was like, I don't know what to do. I just accidentally overdosed. Like, I'm thinking that I'm gonna croak. So I get on Chat GPT. She's like, don't panic, don't panic. Just ask Chat GPT what to do. So I get on and I'm like, I accidentally took four Zolofts today. Yeah. Because I took one, my normal dosage, and then I took three more.

[Elizabeth]

Was it kind of fun?

[Morgan]

The only thing I felt was, like an intense. Like I was looking at myself through a different person. No, I felt like I was out.

[Elizabeth]

Like, Morgan had left the body.

[Morgan]

Morgan had left the body and is looking at Morgan.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Morgan]

But I get on Chat gbt and I'm like, I accidentally took four, four pills. And then it sends me this whole thing, like, didn't give me a response. It sent me the suicide hotline and was like, call right now.

[Elizabeth]

Shut up.

[Morgan]

And then I had to be like, no, I'm not suicidal. Like, this was a genuine accident. What do I do. And then it was like, you have to call poison control and they charge.

[Elizabeth]

You a hundred dollars.

[Morgan]

I didn't call because I was like, I'm not gonna do that. That's hum. Which I should have just done it.

[Elizabeth]

Oh. I used to call all the time because I'd be like, oh my God, can I drink on plan B?

[Morgan]

Can you?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh. Anyway, so now every time I talk to Jack GPT, they're like, how are you feeling today? Are you okay today?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So I've ruined my bond with Chat GPD because it now thinks I'm a idol crazy person.

[Elizabeth]

Should you just delete the account and start fresh?

[Morgan]

I probably should.

[Chris]

Also the fact that she said ask Chat gbt, not like, call an advice nurse or a doctor.

[Elizabeth]

Like, yeah, you should have called a doctor. You should have called a doctor. That's a really solid point, Chris. Call a doctor.

[Morgan]

I tried to like gag and throw it up, but I don't know if it came up or not. So that was like five days ago now. So I feel better.

[Elizabeth]

Are you still just looking at Morgan?

[Morgan]

No, I'm back in my own body now.

[Elizabeth]

Thank God.

[Morgan]

That's my story.

[Elizabeth]

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

[Morgan]

Girls don't put bills in the same containers and that.

[Elizabeth]

It wasn't even fun.

[Morgan]

No, it wasn't fun because then I had intense anxiety when I went to this meeting and I was like, oh my God, do they think I'm a weird loser freak?

[Elizabeth]

That sucks.

[Morgan]

Yeah. But that's my story of the week. What's yours, Ms. Pregnant Lady?

[Elizabeth]

My story of the week. Oh, God, it's like I forgot. Oh my God. I have huge news. Huge news. The biggest news. I have squashed the beef with Kevin Klein. No, you haven't. Yeah, honestly, I think I like him. What? I think he's funny. Wait, what happened?

[Morgan]

Did he tip you?

[Elizabeth]

He sent me a gift. He sent my. He sent my children two gifts. And the card that he wrote was honestly very sweet and funny.

[Morgan]

Wait, he mailed you an in person?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Was it like an Amazon gift?

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Morgan]

What did it say? What did he say?

[Elizabeth]

He. So first of all, it was funny. He sent both of my son's radios.

[Morgan]

Okay, so he is funny.

[Elizabeth]

One for Billy, one for Ernie. Hold on, I'm looking for. You're probably going to see some Nudes Mergen. I. I'll.

[Morgan]

I won't look.

[Chris]

When did he send this? When did this happen?

[Elizabeth]

I can't tell you because I've lost all track of time and space. I think I'm dying.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Wow.

[Morgan]

To mail somebody a gift is a big effort, I would say, since I.

[Elizabeth]

Know how important radio is to your family. Here is one for both kids so they don't fight because everyone loves radio. Good luck and congrats from Kevin Klein, father of two.

[Morgan]

He really had to add it in there that he is the loving dad of two.

[Elizabeth]

Well, he did, because that's been my only thing. It's like, I have two children and then Raylen are like, what? I are like, watch. He has two kids and no help. And he does. So Kevin Klein.

[Morgan]

Maybe they should have lunch and have a little Kiki.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, when I'm done with this whole pregnancy thing, I'm super down to go on the radio show. I just need like, I can't be doing it right now cuz I can barely sit up in the car. Like, I probably shouldn't have driven here today.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Walking across the street to get a coffee, I felt like, am I going to have to carry her back?

[Elizabeth]

You might. I'm. I am, I'm at the, I'm at the top of the mountain and it's one of those mountains where you're like, just leave me here to die.

[Morgan]

You can't die. You're a mother of two.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[Morgan]

Miles to go about you last night. And we. I was like, anything I say about Lizzy is not a criticism. It's an admiration for the fact that we just cannot simply believe real.

[Elizabeth]

Why?

[Morgan]

Because I was like, there is no one else on planet Earth that would be like, yeah, I'm popping out a baby and then I'll be back for the sip in two weeks. Well, everyone will. Else would be like, I need a six month maternity leave with insurance and extra pay. Lizzie's like, I'll be here on Monday. Don't even worry about it.

[Elizabeth]

If I hated my job, I would say that. Well, like, I'm saying that with my vlog.

[Morgan]

Yeah. The conversation was. I was like, lizzie's an actual crazy person that she's doing that. And I was like, but don't think I'm saying that out of hatred. I'm saying that out of admiration that I just can't believe that you do the things that you do.

[Elizabeth]

There are certain things that I do that make that are like, intrinsically part of who I am at my core. And one of them is the joy of doing this show.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Elizabeth]

And so like when I had Billy, like, it's really hard to explain postpartum to somebody who's never Gone through it because it is freaked. Like, that shoot is freaky. You're like, who am I? What is this body? Like, everything's different. Like, you honestly, like, it's a little bit like release your inhibitions. Like, it's crazy.

[Morgan]

But you don't feel the rain on your skin.

[Elizabeth]

You don't feel the rain on your skin. And the rain on your skin is actually just tears. And they're your tears and you're. And it's like. Like every. But everyone's different. But like, everyone has a different experience. Like some women when they breastfeed, they have this horrible thing when they have their milk lets down where they just feel horrible nostalgic dread. And I had this thing in my last postpartum where I just felt the most. Sorry, I'm also vomiting in my mouth where I just felt the most part of the dread. It's the dread. No, I just felt the most profound grief in the happiest moments. So I would have a moment where I'm like, laying in bed, Joe's doing skin on skin with the baby, I'm holding icky and Bubs, and I'm just. Tears are just flowing out of my face uncontrollably and I'm just feeling the most profound grief. And you know, part of that is because I have experienced profound grief. And having a child, like wanting to send a picture of your child to someone you can no longer do, that is devastating.

[Morgan]

That is really sad.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, but because your body is shedding hormones, it's like when a rocket comes back from space and the whole rocket explodes except for one little capsule that just drops the astronauts into the ocean. That's all that is. I would say that is a ver. That's like. That's how you shed hormones. Postpartum.

[Morgan]

Do you ever have grief for, like, the person you were before you had kids?

[Elizabeth]

Luckily, I don't, but women do. And that. Oh, this is the wraparound with Billie. The first time I felt normal in my new life, in my new role was after I came back and did an episode of the Sip and then took a shower.

[Morgan]

Oh, so that's what you gotta do. You just gotta get back in here.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So she just gotta get back on the set.

[Elizabeth]

And it's also like, what am I doing? I'm coming and I'm sitting on a fucking couch with Ryland.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Not a bad gig.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Morgan]

And you. Not a bad something.

[Elizabeth]

I might take. I might take a break from the eating. Chris might be front seat for that. And you guys are Gonna love it. And I'm just not gonna read the comments because you're all gonna be nasty. Get rid of her.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God. Let Chris throw something at you.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, squash the bee. Dang. Now I wish I had actually made like a sip top 12 instead of just like a world top 12.

[Morgan]

Oh, dang. What's your sub top 12?

[Elizabeth]

I didn't make it.

[Morgan]

Kevin Klein Beef. He sent you a gift. Beef has been mended.

[Elizabeth]

Beef has been mended.

[Morgan]

Here is now good.

[Elizabeth]

What? What? What was. I guess what are some chicken gate McChicken gate. Gnarly, gnarly. I've never been so livid with you guys, you idiots. What else?

[Morgan]

Let's let Chris throw something at Lizzy.

[Elizabeth]

Chris won't do it because he's a. Oh, man, the show. Food fight. Food fight. Oh, my God. That's all we do for the rest of the episode.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I kind of feel like we're here unsupervised. You know, your parents let you stay at home alone for the first time. That's what this feels like.

[Elizabeth]

Let's open all their packages.

[Morgan]

Oh, there's probably some good shit in there. Let's unbox everything we could find, Some treasures we could find, and we steal them all. And they must have lost them.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, no, I don't think we're allowed to say that.

[Morgan]

Mark that time down. Sorry, but can you bleep that. That name out?

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[Morgan]

My mom. My mom must have lost them.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, Vicky was just so spacey. She didn't do the episode, but she took all your stuff. That's weird.

[Morgan]

Let's blame it on Spencer. He's not even here.

[Elizabeth]

I love sponsor.

[Morgan]

I do too. He really warms up to you.

[Elizabeth]

He really does, or you really warm up to him? Rather? Because I think he comes warm.

[Morgan]

He grows on you.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, yeah. Him's a good guy. Let me look. I do have. I did. I produced the show.

[Morgan]

How's your abdominal wall? Do you ever feel like. Because it like separates, right? Like your abs and then it takes a long time to get closed back.

[Elizabeth]

Mine is not closed back together.

[Morgan]

Are you gonna do three under three?

[Elizabeth]

No. I wish I could though. I'm dying. I'm already sad I'm not pregnant anymore. I hear how that sounds.

[Morgan]

Well, good news. Something tells me.

[Chris]

Did you see the look of our.

[Morgan]

I didn't get.

[Elizabeth]

Isn't that crazy? No.

[Morgan]

I wish I was you.

[Chris]

Why?

[Morgan]

I would love to have two kids and someone that loves me. Oh, I'm just alone, you guys.

[Elizabeth]

Love you.

[Morgan]

Do you know how depressing it is to be around people who are so fun and full of life? And my nephews who just come and they hug you. Last night, Max came out of his room after he'd already been put to bed just to give me a hug and a kiss goodnight.

[Elizabeth]

How do you get out?

[Morgan]

Well, you jet goes in the crib first. So he was waiting to be put in his crib, but like he could. He opened the door and snuck out and said, unga. They call me Unga. I don't know why. And he came out and then I sat in the bed and I had tears streaming down my face and I was like, I'm gonna go home and be alone. Oh, my God. Oh, don't go I'm gonna have depression when I leave here. You guys don't go. I'm already prepared for the depression that comes when I leave everyone that I love.

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[Elizabeth]

Someone get her for so loft.

[Chris]

Move here, move here, move here.

[Elizabeth]

Have Christmas babies.

[Morgan]

You're gonna get Chris. I would love to have your babies. Chris has great genetics. And he's clean. I know it. Because we've talked about our butthole.

[Chris]

You're the most beautiful person I know. That'd be the biggest honor on the face of the earth.

[Morgan]

Okay. But then it comes. I was pitched to have Rylan's kids, but then it comes down to like, then you share. Then who gets the kids at night, you know?

[Elizabeth]

Well, obviously. Oh, that's really messy.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Because then when we'd have to be co parents because Chris will obviously have a boyfriend. Chris is loved. And then I'll be alone in my house again.

[Elizabeth]

I'm so sorry.

[Morgan]

So then what would we do with our kids? We'd have to have two. Maybe we have twins and we separate them and not tell them that they're twins.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, parent trap.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And that leads to fun later and musical numbers.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So there's options. Maybe your. Your emotions are rubbing off on you.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I just. I'm so tired at this point. I don't have it. But after he's here, I'm sure we're gonna be crying. Morgan, you come over, girl. We're gonna have a good cry.

[Morgan]

Has your organizer come yet?

[Elizabeth]

Tomorrow.

[Morgan]

That's really exciting.

[Elizabeth]

The organizer comes tomorrow. I'm super lit. She's gonna do the kitchen and the pantries and the. What? What is in the kitchen? The oven. No, the word. That's slightly chilled.

[Morgan]

The fridge.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, the fridge. She's gonna do the fridge.

[Morgan]

That's really exciting. Do you think that Joe and James are gonna be able to keep the organization?

[Elizabeth]

Could Joe. I have already had multiple fights with about it preemptively and I said, you don't ruin this for me. Don't ruin this for me. And he says, he promises he will.

[Morgan]

Probably like an investment. Like you really have to pay this girl. I'm sure.

[Elizabeth]

So I'm worri that because the first time is not much, but I think we're just throwing away stuff. And then I think I'm gonna have to have her come back like immediately to do the actual stuff. But I'm not gonna have her do the everything else out the gates. I think my dad's gonna do that while he's at the house. Cuz he's at the house for three weeks.

[Morgan]

Your dad is so lovely and helpful.

[Elizabeth]

He truly is, but he's also out of his goddamn mind.

[Morgan]

You know what? It's because we share the same birthday. We're lovely and helpful, but out of our damn minds.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, he brought something else up. His mom has the same birthday as the boys.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So everyone shares a birthday.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Chris, who do you share a birthday with? Yeah, anyone?

[Elizabeth]

Almost Shane.

[Chris]

Shane. Like, we're very close. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

And he's what, the 13th, 19th? The 19th, I believe. Yeah. No, that's crazy. Also, I was on the phone with my dad this morning and he goes, well, I need to know what. What hospital you're gonna be at. I'm like, it's the same hospital I was at last time. He's like, I didn't go to the hospital last time. And I was like, you came three times. What the fuck are you talking about? You were there twice while I was in labor. And then after the baby was born, you came. What are you talking about? He's like, elizabeth, I did not. And I was like, no, Christopher, you did. You were there also. It's on camera. You're on camera there. In a published vlog.

[Morgan]

I can show you. There's video graphic evidence.

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[Morgan]

Weirdo. Oh, my God. Who are you taking to your birth room with you?

[Elizabeth]

Well, not you anymore.

[Morgan]

Lizzie did invite me to film her.

[Elizabeth]

Birth, but it might still happen. If you come to set when Bubs is working and I go into labor, we can go.

[Morgan]

Call me up.

[Elizabeth]

You're not coming.

[Morgan]

It's a. Well, we go Friday, but this is enough.

[Elizabeth]

This is before Friday.

[Morgan]

Oh, to Bubs, this thing. Yeah, yeah, that's on Wednesday, maybe. No, I think we are coming.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, come.

[Morgan]

I think we're going Tuesday and Wednesday.

[Elizabeth]

Perfect.

[Morgan]

So we will get to meet Mr. Bubs. IRL.

[Elizabeth]

Close call. So now I have somebody to take me to the hospital. And Chris will be there, but he's just spending time.

[Morgan]

Right.

[Elizabeth]

Which is a coincidence that Chris is there, but we'll see you. He might just be frequenting the farmer's market depending on what day I go in. It's true. It's a good farmer's market.

[Chris]

It's a really good farmer's market. We'll wave as we go to our separate parts of the hospital.

[Elizabeth]

It's like, I'm just going to urgent care and just checking out the emergency room to say. To give tips to the girls.

[Morgan]

They should give you like a gold plated parking spot, Chris. That's like Chris.

[Chris]

Did I tell you my dream, by the way?

[Morgan]

No.

[Chris]

So I had a dream that we were filming this and everything's going great, and I don't know where your water broke.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, it'd be like.

[Chris]

And I was like, oh. And then I was like, oh, my God, we have to take you to the hospital. Oh, my God. And then I was like, we have to take you to my Kaiser because it's closer. And you're like, I want to go to my Kaiser. And I'm like, but it's too far. And I'm, like, flooring you to the hospital. Panic.

[Elizabeth]

You better take me to my Kaiser.

[Chris]

It was.

[Morgan]

Where's your Kaiser versus his?

[Elizabeth]

So here's the deal. My Kaiser is less good, his is better.

[Morgan]

Yeah. You go to the big one by the mall, right?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, his is better. And I've heard that the recovery ward for pregnant bitches, AKA formerly pregnant bitches, AKA what do they call that word?

[Morgan]

Postpartum.

[Elizabeth]

Postpartum.

[Chris]

That was another part of the dream. I was like, I've been to every part of this hospital, but I don't know what to do with a pregnant person. Where do I bring you? I have no idea.

[Morgan]

She'll know where to go.

[Elizabeth]

I think we just ask, like, what? Labor and delivery.

[Morgan]

Okay, can you explain this to me? Like, I'm five. So if you're planning to have a C section, but you go into labor, then what?

[Elizabeth]

I just go in and I get ready for a C section?

[Morgan]

So then your body decides for you, and then the schedule's off.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, so if my water breaks, we just. We don't have to freak out. We can. We can go the speed limit, but someone does have to drive my car, and.

[Morgan]

Well, let Chris do it, because I've only ever crashed other people's cars.

[Elizabeth]

Are you joking? You drive my car.

[Chris]

I can do that.

[Elizabeth]

We have to go to my shitty Kaiser.

[Chris]

Where? Where is it?

[Elizabeth]

I'm not gonna talk about it here. Are you kidding?

[Chris]

How much further?

[Elizabeth]

It's by my house.

[Chris]

Okay. Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

And then you have me and Chris in the birth room. Honestly, not a bad game.

[Elizabeth]

Well, no, I guess then one of you would take my car. You would. But you probably actually would both have to go because someone has to be in a different car to drive the other person back. Or I'll Uber you.

[Morgan]

Okay, you know what?

[Elizabeth]

I'll Uber one of you. It's all good. You guys could be Ubered. You both don't have to come. I'll Uber. It's fine. It's whatever.

[Morgan]

You pay for our lunch. If we go.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know if I'll pay for the lunch. If you guys aren't doing a 12 hour day, I'm not gonna get you a lunch break. You know what I'm saying? That's crazy.

[Morgan]

When we go to. Shane said he gets us lunch breaks.

[Elizabeth]

It's a little different. If they give me like a free yogurt. You guys can split it. Okay.

[Morgan]

It's like one of the. Like, it's a yo play.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Oh, God, those are so gross. So, yeah, I just. If my water breaks, I just go to the hospital and I go, my water is broken and I am having a C section. And they go, all right.

[Morgan]

Would be wild. This is such a nice couch.

[Elizabeth]

But it's brown.

[Morgan]

It's brown. Yeah. We could wash it out. My mom will come and clean it up.

[Elizabeth]

I wonder if it would if it's like that. Dang. Now I'm all nervous. But you know what? That's their karma for never giving me a couch.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I know.

[Elizabeth]

That's right. They have that.

[Morgan]

They have to give you this couch.

[Elizabeth]

They have that.

[Morgan]

Damn it. You guys gave everyone in the world couches except for Lizzie, and this is what you get.

[Elizabeth]

I planned this. I like, pull out my crochet needle, just shove it in me and break my own water real quick. It's. That's fine. That's the kind of petty I aspire to be. I want everyone to understand that.

[Morgan]

Do you know how humiliating. Humiliating it is when everyone comes to my house and they're like, you have such nice furniture. Where do you get it? And I'm like, it's. I don't know. It's. Hand me downs for my brother.

[Elizabeth]

I have a. I have a gay brother who loves buying couches. It's a different.

[Morgan]

This one would be a great one to inherit for you. It's very nice.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know where I'd put it, though.

[Morgan]

In your room. You could have a bedroom couch. Couch.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, that couldn't. There's no room for it in my room.

[Morgan]

Wait, I thought you were moving. Did that get exiled a long time ago?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Now you're saying.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I thought you were being forced to move. Didn't they tell you, like, they raised our rent. Oh, f you to a pregnant lady. That's.

[Elizabeth]

No, literally just like, we're having a baby, so we'll extend the lease. She was like, that's great. I'm going to raise your rent by 300. You guys, I have horrible news. I have to, like, poop. Poop right now. Do you guys mind if we break down for a minute? And by a minute, it could be a lot more because I'm not trying to force anything right now because I'm dealing with a lot rectally.

[Morgan]

It's okay. Go do your thing.

[Elizabeth]

I'm wondering if I stall a little bit longer, if the. If the urge to poop will leave me.

[Morgan]

You can go.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Morgan]

We'll let you leave.

[Elizabeth]

Or here's the other thing you could do. I could cut and paste my 12. My 12 items.

[Morgan]

What are your 12 items?

[Elizabeth]

Because I. I did a year in review. A pop culture year in review.

[Morgan]

Oh, okay. Well, we. We're not in a rush. You can take your break.

[Elizabeth]

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[Morgan]

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[Morgan]

Are you ever worried that you're gonna sit down to take a, take a little poo and then if the whole baby's gonna fall out?

[Elizabeth]

That would be a dream. That would be the best thing that could ever possibly happen to me.

[Morgan]

Okay, then I'll hope for that for you.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you. My whole.

[Morgan]

We gotta get this sucker. Ernie here could be potting right now.

[Elizabeth]

Get out right now. This is the end of. Yeah, we're me. It's too late. What's the, what are the words? You get gone.

[Morgan]

Can you do that thing where you get the ball like they do in the movies and start bouncing on the ball?

[Elizabeth]

Girl, I've been bouncing.

[Morgan]

Oh, you have been.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, I stay bouncing.

[Morgan]

Okay, good.

[Elizabeth]

Because every, everything hurts. I'm sure. So it's, it's kind of nice to be in a state of emotion. And because I'm so old now, I have to go to two screenings a week. And when they were like, it's two screenings a week, I just burst into tears. I was like, what are we gonna find the time to do that? When are we gonna do that? What am I gonna do that? How do I do that? They were like, you just have to. And I was like, when do you understand? Like, when I work and I have a dog and a pilot and I have a baby.

[Morgan]

He's trying to be an actress and a podcaster and a YouTuber and a mom of two and a dog. Mom to a disabled dog.

[Elizabeth]

He's not technically disabled, but we're just trying to keep him from making it there. You could say he's mentally disabled. You could say both of them are mentally disabled. But, yeah, that's.

[Morgan]

That's what I. Oh, my God, I felt so bad. There's a dog in the pilot, in Shane's pilot that's meant to be, like, a ratty dog that's almost dead. And Lizzie was like, my dog's gonna be in the pilot. And I was like, oh, yeah, your dog's perfect for that role.

[Elizabeth]

You know what, Morgan? It's been fun. You can go. You can see yourself.

[Morgan]

You do have a little white dog. It looks perfect for the role.

[Elizabeth]

No, he doesn't look like he's dying. And also, the dog they cast is so cute and so lively. Lively as hell. Yeah.

[Morgan]

So Bubs could have done it. Also, I was fighting for his rights. Do you have to pay a dog to be an actor?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, of course you do.

[Morgan]

How does. The dog doesn't have a bank account.

[Elizabeth]

So then Bubs does. Bubs has a business account.

[Morgan]

Does he really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Bubs brings in money.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God, there's a bubble working.

[Elizabeth]

Bub's out there shaking that ass for that cash. You know what I'm saying?

[Morgan]

You know what I thought would be really funny? You guys, this is my pitch for the segment, and if it's bad, you can tell me that it's bad, and then we'll cut it out.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, go.

[Morgan]

So yesterday, Rylan posted. Did you guys see a story yesterday? He posted this selfie where he was, like, had wet hair and just looked, like, a little disheveled. And I just saw it, and I was like, oh, he's trying to be funny. Like, he's posting him, like, disheveled.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, he probably thought he was. Yes.

[Morgan]

So, no, no, no. But then 12 hours later, we're sitting on the couch, and he's looking at his Instagram thing, and he's like, I didn't know that I posted that on my story. I thought I was just looking at my hair.

[Elizabeth]

Why would he look at his hair on Instagram?

[Morgan]

I don't know, but he had a whole moment. He's like, people are gonna think that I think that I'm hot. Or I'm like, oh, they think they think you're being funny. And he's like, what, you think that's a funny face? So I saw Khloe Kardashian. She called Kris Jenner and was like, hey, did you know that you posted that on your. Did you mean to post that on your feed? And I think we should call him and say, did you know, you posted that on your feed. And see what he does.

[Elizabeth]

He probably won't even answer.

[Morgan]

You don't think? Well, I made sure because I had this plotted in my mind last night, and he's not filming any scenes today. He's just dilly dallying around.

[Elizabeth]

Call him.

[Morgan]

You think you're for me?

[Elizabeth]

He won't. I'm on mute.

[Morgan]

Not your calls. Right. He muted your calls.

[Elizabeth]

He says no. Shane says my calls are muted. And honestly, I trust Shane more than I trust Rylan.

[Morgan]

Okay, let's prank call. Or we could do it to my mom. She would freak out.

[Elizabeth]

Marion, no. Don't do it to your mom. She's too sweet. Do it to Rylan. He deserves it.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Did you really do that again? Rye, are you trying to look hot? Let me say, are you trying to look hot?

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[Morgan]

Hello?

[Chris]

Hello.

[Morgan]

Did you mean to post that picture that you posted on your story on your feed?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You're lying.

[Elizabeth]

It's really weird, dude.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

You guys are so stupid. This is. This is a bad prank because I did that to my story yesterday, so now it feels too rehearsed.

[Morgan]

Dang it.

[Elizabeth]

But we threw our performance away.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Is this a chat GPT game?

[Elizabeth]

No, no.

[Morgan]

I came up with this all on my own.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, well, sorry. Oh, no.

[Morgan]

What did I.

[Elizabeth]

It's your penis.

[Morgan]

Okay, we're calling mom instead.

[Elizabeth]

No. Was your mom in the room when that happened?

[Morgan]

She will fall for it. Okay. Damn it. I hate when I come up with a good idea and they say, this is Chat GPT.

[Elizabeth]

Huh? Taking the credit.

[Morgan]

She probably doesn't even know where her phone is.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, she. You're not with her? She doesn't know where it is. This is so sad. I'm in the meeting. Can you talk quick?

[Morgan]

Oh, we can't. Yeah, we'll call you back. Okay, I'll be done in about five minutes. Okay, bye. Oh, you guys, my segment sucks. I can't do it her when she's on a work meeting. That's cruel.

[Elizabeth]

Here, we'll do my shitty segment. Year in review by Lizzie Gordon. I'd like to start off by saying I asked ChatGPT for quite a few of these, and they were wrong about them. I was like, give me the. The hot celebrity gossip from March 2025. And they were like, rob Reiner found dead in his house. I'm like, that was yesterday.

[Chris]

That is so sad.

[Elizabeth]

By his own son.

[Morgan]

Do you guys see that? His son killed him.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Lock your houses. The calls coming from inside. Is that official?

[Chris]

I know. He's Arrested. But is it official?

[Elizabeth]

It's not official, but it's like, maybe I'm. But it seems like it's pretty fishy.

[Chris]

Yeah, it does seem.

[Morgan]

Seem.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's really messed up.

[Elizabeth]

It's really sad.

[Morgan]

That is, actually.

[Elizabeth]

I wish I hadn't said that, to be completely honest with everybody. Okay. And out there. That out. Yeah. Bleep it. It was a real buzzkill before. A real buzz kill of a no go with your. The point being is some of these are probably not from the right month. Okay.

[Morgan]

Okay. It's all the same year. Right.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Morgan]

20, 25.

[Elizabeth]

How do we segue out of that? January wildfire plague, Los Angeles. Millions lose their homes. Gavin Newsom said, suck on this. Fend for yourselves.

[Morgan]

That was really devastating.

[Chris]

That feels like it was years ago.

[Elizabeth]

I know. Whoa. Isn't that crazy? I was talking about that with another lady the other day. She lost her house in the Eden fires, and she was like, it just seems like so long ago, and we still haven't been able to move back. And, like, it's crazy. It's crazy. Yeah.

[Chris]

I have a client who lived, like, in the middle of where that all happened, and when they finally got to go back to their house, every time I drive down the street to their house, like, multiple houses were gone on the way to their house, and I was like, this is crazy.

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[Morgan]

Didn't California do a whole thing, too, where they're like, sorry, everyone, we're not giving you fire insurance anymore. Good luck.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. They've been doing that because it's too. It's too high a risk to insure. And also, I think a lot of that happened right before the fires hit it. And whatever. It's not good. It is not good. But there are some good Samaritans out there who are doing their best to try and bring justice for the people who lost everything. One of which, shockingly, Spencer Pratt.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Doing the Lord's work out in the Pacific Palisades, trying to keep everyone accountable, which is really hard because you actually can't keep a slithery snake accountable because.

[Morgan]

They'Re slithery right through your little fingers. Oh, my God. I'm trying to find a contractor that will do their job. I can tell you. It's a nice nightmare.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Morgan]

For a whole house, Dear Lord.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And now the drama is that they're repackaging and reselling the land to, like, what used to be, like, a plot of land that was a house. They're putting, like, duplexes and apartment Complexes on so they can make more money off the land. But it's like, now you're just wedging more people into an area that you're not going to protect. So that's yucky behavior. And honestly, let's start a year of accountability. California, go crazy. You've got all our tax dollars.

[Morgan]

They get.

[Elizabeth]

Treat yourself. California, too. Hella yeah. Suck my ass. Suck my ass. Oh, my God, I'm so mad Rylan's not here.

[Morgan]

That is crazy. You know, if you move into my house in Colorado with me, you save 10 a year on Texas, bro.

[Elizabeth]

Don't tempt me. I literally have to bring my husband, his husband, two dogs and two babies, and maybe my nanny, because she's a good lady, but she'll clean.

[Morgan]

I'll get down with that. Okay, but that's my drawback. When we were like, just move back. I'm like, But I really do like my 10 extra income.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I get it.

[Morgan]

Keep going.

[Elizabeth]

I totally get it. Okay. In February, this may or may not be true.

[Morgan]

Oh, God, I am vomiting. Give me a minute. Beyond February, Lizzie got knocked up.

[Elizabeth]

No, not yet.

[Morgan]

Oh, that probably was until April, right?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, no, that was March. I probably.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Beyonce finally won album of the year award for Cowboy Kata.

[Morgan]

You know I love Beyonce. That album was so effing boring, though.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, for real.

[Morgan]

I, like, barely could get through the whole thing, and I'll listen to any album.

[Elizabeth]

Dang, Morgan, that's crazy to say it publicly.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you're probably right. I love. Okay. I love beyond. Say I have nothing bad against Beyonce. Will I say that's my least favorite album of all of her albums that she's ever put out? Yes.

[Elizabeth]

I'm gonna stand with you in solidarity, Morgan, and say, I never heard it.

[Morgan]

There's a reason. Because everyone only knew that one song to say Texas, right?

[Elizabeth]

I don't. I don't even think I listened to that in its entirety. But I did go to a wedding where everyone did the dance, and I felt left out, and I was six months pregnant at the time. Also happened in February, rapper Bhad Bhabie and Travis Barker's daughter Alabama exchanged diss tracks in a public feud. You wanna turn your mic on?

[Chris]

I don't know the whole thing, but, like, I just. I was like, you, Alabama. I don't wanna say it.

[Elizabeth]

Can I say what is it?

[Chris]

Is it bitch?

[Elizabeth]

Is it ho?

[Chris]

Is it ho?

[Elizabeth]

Use up ho, Alabama. Yeah, use a bitch, Alabama.

[Chris]

I don't even remember anymore.

[Elizabeth]

I just remember damn, Alabama.

[Chris]

The cadence.

[Elizabeth]

Every time I see Alabama. Yeah. Every time I see Alabama Barker, I'm.

[Morgan]

Like.

[Elizabeth]

Hope you're using condoms.

[Morgan]

I missed this one.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. It's a fun one.

[Morgan]

I missed it. My for you page doesn't feed me. Alabama Barker. Lucky.

[Chris]

Didn't they say they were gonna, like, fist fight in the, like the commons?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, there was. There was gonna be a Calabasas Commons brawl, which honestly, we should have shown up to as a couple of 30 somethings. Gotten a bad baby side.

[Morgan]

You should have gone on Tick tock live.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. Commentated it. Can you believe? Oh my God. If we both had on those headsets and we commentated the Alabama bad.

[Morgan]

Like news reporters.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Broadcasters. Oh my God, Chris, you do look like a sports broadcaster banging on your head.

[Elizabeth]

We, we should start a side hustle where we just go and we, we commentate on petty, rich celebrity like, fights.

[Morgan]

You could commentate on people at the mall shopping, what they're wearing.

[Elizabeth]

That's a little nasty. I only want to do it for people who are incredibly privileged.

[Morgan]

Right. And they're already putting themselves in a position where they look stupid.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Period.

[Morgan]

I'll get on board with that.

[Elizabeth]

Alabama. March. March 18th. After nine months at the International Space Station, astronauts Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore finally come back to Earth.

[Morgan]

Earth.

[Elizabeth]

While their stay was more than eight months longer than their initial eight day mission, both bristled at the idea that they were lost in space.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God, I would kill myself if I was lost in space. I would literally hold my breath and just hope that I died because I would be so scared.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, you wouldn't even have to do that. You could just go out into space and die. In most. You're right. There's an easier, softer way. This is why Chatgpt thinks you're gonna off yourself. No.

[Morgan]

Could you imagine looking into the vortex and there's nothing?

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Morgan]

You know what used to me up as a kid? What? Forever goes on forever and forever has no end. So when you're. When you're. Dead, you're dead. Forever and ever. Never ends.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, right? But you're like, no longer sentient, so who cares?

[Morgan]

Well, me when I was 12.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I get that.

[Morgan]

I was like, we're gonna be down.

[Elizabeth]

There forever down there. You sent yourself to hell when you were 12.

[Morgan]

Just like under. Just like in the grave, you know, Like, I don't want to be cremated and just sit there on a mantle forever and ever and ever and ever.

[Elizabeth]

You think you're tied to your corporeal body. Parts after you die.

[Morgan]

I don't know, okay? I was just up as a kid and I didn't know.

[Elizabeth]

Well, what do you think now?

[Morgan]

I hope I don't die, period. So I'm not suicidal, okay? I don't want to die because forever is forever and ever. Never ends. And I'm afraid of what. What that looks like, like lowkey.

[Elizabeth]

Morgan, it does sound a little bit like chatgpt has cause for concern.

[Morgan]

Well, when I'm here, I'm fine. When I get home buying, I'm by myself. Maybe check in.

[Elizabeth]

We'll. We'll send some Amazon guys into your garage to check on you.

[Morgan]

No, I hate them. I had to stop them. I had to revoke access.

[Elizabeth]

Oh my God. I'm so sorry. Morgan. Morgan.

[Morgan]

Is that when Katy Perry went to space?

[Elizabeth]

No, this was actually. These were actual astronauts who were actually in space.

[Morgan]

Right. They didn't just go a little up a little too high?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And they were. No one was gonna get them. And it became a weird political thing of like, we're not gonna let Elon Musk SpaceX go and save them. And it's like, just let him. Do you know what I mean? Like, if I'm stranded somewhere and my option is staying in space another eight months or getting a ride from Elon Musk, I'm gonna take Elon's ride.

[Morgan]

We're taking the ride.

[Elizabeth]

I'm taking the ride. Am I gonna enjoy the ride? No. Is it better than being in space for eight more fucking months?

[Morgan]

Yeah, dude, I agree with that.

[Elizabeth]

I don't really want to talk to Elon. I like my Tesla, I'll admit that.

[Morgan]

Oh, God, Lizzie, I'm scared.

[Elizabeth]

You're scared? Let him talk. Two things. There's two things can be true at the same time. Elon can be a person I don't really want to fucking talk to.

[Morgan]

And he can make a banging product.

[Elizabeth]

And he can make a bangin product and he can bring your ass back from space.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's how I feel about Skimberly. People can hate on her all she wants, but those skims pajamas, ribbed lounge set. That's what I was. I send you.

[Elizabeth]

I want to die in those.

[Morgan]

And I saw that you had them already. That's the exact.

[Elizabeth]

You can still send them. I will take more. You and I have the same color. We got Cypress.

[Morgan]

I was gonna send you those exact ones and then. You already had them.

[Elizabeth]

I will take them.

[Morgan]

There's.

[Elizabeth]

I have two pairs now. My mother in law got me a.

[Morgan]

Pair these on instagram. Love to tell you there's an Amazon dupe. There's not.

[Elizabeth]

No, there's not. You're lying. Skimperly has.

[Morgan]

Really? That knows how to make a pajama.

[Elizabeth]

That knows. When I put that set on, I looked at Joe and he was like, what? And I was like, it's like a. A relief.

[Morgan]

I try to get everyone on him and no one believes me.

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't know what that is. I don't know what that is. Yeah, then rotten space for another eight months, you idiots. I don't know what to tell you.

[Morgan]

You.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, some things are worth it. Some things are worth it.

[Morgan]

You're right.

[Elizabeth]

And honestly, I had to exchange the ones my mother in law sent me, and I literally went over the hill to Beverly Hills to do it. I did it. I went over to the skim store. Yeah, I did.

[Morgan]

You know.

[Elizabeth]

Do you know how annoying it is to go to the skim store?

[Morgan]

I pulled out Rylan's pube thong in front of the nanny, and the nanny's kind of new. It's a new one. And she was a little horrified. And she was like, it was just in the kitchen drawer, and I was looking for a Sharpie, and I like, what is he? What are his draws doing here? And I was like, my brother just did this for a video. Like, I had to try to, like, make her think this is not a crazy freak.

[Elizabeth]

Weird as it seems. No, it is.

[Morgan]

Yeah. What I want to know about March is what day did you get impregnated? And what was. What was the event? Well, was there, like, a special, like, thing going on or was it just, like, random?

[Elizabeth]

I was manifesting children and I told Joe I was trying, and he was like.

[Morgan]

And, well, yeah, you had twins, remember?

[Elizabeth]

I had twins. No, that's not true. I didn't have twins, but I. You, a girl can dream. But no, I don't know the day. This is my new thing. It's probably the most disturbing thing I do. I was on, like, when I was.

[Morgan]

Can you get a mic on that? We're never gonna get left unsupervised again, ever. Enjoy this forever.

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[Elizabeth]

Would you rather be in space for eight more months or listen to this on the entire ride home? You let me know.

[Morgan]

You should go Christmas caroling and just do that as the instrument.

[Elizabeth]

Hark the old angels sing. Glory to my belly button queen. What were we talking about?

[Morgan]

How you got impregnated and why. And if there was anything saucy in the mix.

[Elizabeth]

Well, there's definitely something saucy in the mix, but that doesn't need to be delved into.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Elizabeth]

Because I think, you know, anyone who knows anything about procreation will know what the sauce was. That being said, my parents are listening. His parents are listening. And I am a lady of grace and dignity.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

This is like all I want to do.

[Morgan]

The woman of grace and dignity in question. She invited my mom to come on the show and my mom last night said, I'll let you go alone. That way you and Lizzie can talk about, I don't know, her pubes and stuff without me.

[Elizabeth]

Your mom loves My pubes.

[Morgan]

But this is the woman of grace and dignity in question.

[Elizabeth]

Your mom loves when we talk about my pubes. No, the thing about where they start tracking life of a. Whatever it is. Embryo is the first day of your last period. Even if you did not conceive a child, it's life or its lifelong life. Timeline starts on the first day of your last period because that is the beginning of your month, your cycle.

[Morgan]

Well, so it's so technically before it even exists.

[Elizabeth]

Technically, yes. So technically I think it has to do with eggs dropping. I'm not a doctor, but I don't know. But. So they started counting his Life on April, March 25.

[Morgan]

And that's technically the day you conceived, even if it's not.

[Elizabeth]

No, because when I got pregnant with Billy, I know the day I conceived because we were trying to. And this was a surprise to one of us. I mean, technically it was to both of us, but I was lightly trying. Like I was being nice to Joe. You know what I mean? Like, I'd see him in the hallways and I'd be like, hey, hey. And like, that's. That's how you get pregnant. You know what I'm saying?

[Morgan]

A little wink.

[Elizabeth]

I'd see him on my way out the door, be like, good morning. And then like.

[Morgan]

And then you magically.

[Elizabeth]

And then I told everyone I was pregnant. And then I was pregnant. That's how it happens.

[Morgan]

Good March review.

[Elizabeth]

Anyways, April 14, Katy Perry visited a whole nother world, a different dimension. Morgan, a little closer to the mic, please. Chris has notes on your performance.

[Morgan]

Just say you hate me. Chris, it's fine.

[Elizabeth]

Just talk into the mic more again. Katy Perry popped four zoft and went to space with an all female crew on The Blue Origins NS31 mission. And Lizzy got pregnant. Nice.

[Morgan]

I forgot. Didn't you guys say you had so much fun at Katy Perry? Yeah, let the girls be nice to Katie. Come on, she's trying so hard.

[Elizabeth]

You know, Katie is a lot like me.

[Morgan]

I don't think she needed to go.

[Elizabeth]

To space, but yeah, none of those people did. Except for Gayle King. She can do no wrong. I don't know what it is, but she gets a pass. And I think I'm not the only one who feels this way. That Gayle King is just like, it's okay, girl. Like, it's okay, you know?

[Morgan]

Yeah. Sometimes the question is raised of if you had the same opportunity, you would probably say yes, period.

[Elizabeth]

If you got asked to go to.

[Morgan]

Space halfway, would you go? Probably.

[Elizabeth]

Probably. They didn't even really go to space. Right?

[Morgan]

Right. I don't think so. I think they went, like, halfway. They like, they just went to orbit.

[Elizabeth]

And then came back. They like, they were like, back, let's go back. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Like, I don't think she was in charge of, like, she didn't coordinate the whole thing. She wasn't like, I'm gonna get a rocket and this is what we're gonna do.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And everyone's like, this is a disgusting distributions of wealth. And it's like, okay, but honestly, if we all had the same wealth, we'd none of. No one would want for anything. And yeah, rampant capitalism and corporate greed is disgusting and going to end up killing the world, but none of you are going to do anything about it except for shit talk some women who did something. Why don't you go do something to the men who are actually effectuating this whole bullshit? Why don't you stop sending me rat poison, Deb, and get out in these streets and make some real change on a scale that actually matters instead of attacking a poor pregnant woman.

[Morgan]

I know that's right.

[Elizabeth]

Like, I am done with this. Okay? Yeah.

[Morgan]

And to that I say, everyone loves to act like they're holier than thou, but sometimes, if you got the same opportunity, we know you'd say yes.

[Elizabeth]

You would say yes in a heartbeat.

[Morgan]

And so keep that in mind when you're criticizing.

[Elizabeth]

We all hope that we make good choices when we win the lottery, and none of us do, and all of us get right back to bankruptcy. And that should say something. That should say something. Yeah, you're right, Joe. I think I've probably said this on the show before, but, like, who cares? Like, at one point, the, like, lotto was at like a billion dollars or something. And me and my best friend Haley went and bought lotto tickets. And both of us were like, I'll give you 3 million. And I was like, I'll give you 3 million. Of course I'd give you 3 million. I love you. And then we told our husbands that they were like, $3 million of a billion dollars. That's nothing, you cheap fucks. We were like, that's actually a lot of money. And Haley's husband was like, me and my friends have offered each other, like, 28 million. We're like, because you're bad with money, Aaron.

[Morgan]

That's why you're gonna go bankrupt with your billionaire, you losers. I thought you were gonna tell me that Joe won the billion on secret. No.

[Elizabeth]

Could you imagine?

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Elizabeth]

We would have to Crazier things have happened.

[Morgan]

There would be signs.

[Elizabeth]

There would be signs. Someone else would be hand feeding my Frenchie in May. This might be wrong, but if. Who cares? Because I want to talk about it anyway. JLo was the emcee for the AMAs, and literally no one cared.

[Morgan]

I was gonna say I didn't even know about that.

[Elizabeth]

Yep. JLo, when she went hard, dude, she danced her little heart out and kissed a dancer on stage and was looking for all kinds of attention. I think it had the lowest viewings ever.

[Morgan]

Well, she's fine, right? Because Christmas comes around and she rolls money in for what?

[Elizabeth]

Jlo.

[Morgan]

Oh, I'm thinking of Mariah Carey.

[Elizabeth]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I guess I'm not on JLo's orbit.

[Elizabeth]

No. And JLO is paying so much money to a PR team to do nothing for her. So this, this Christmas, if you're in the giving spirit, there's gonna be Santa's dressing slutty all over town, ringing little bells and doing a little salsa for JLo's PR team. It's a lot like the Salvation Army Santas, but it's different. And you can tell the difference.

[Chris]

My mom has. Oh, JLO has one big fan, and it's my mom.

[Morgan]

Oh, really?

[Elizabeth]

Is your mom one of the Santas?

[Chris]

Yes, absolutely.

[Elizabeth]

That's so funny. Wait, honestly, I'm. I'm kind of a JLO fan. There's an album that she came out with in the early audience that I know every word to every song.

[Chris]

That's the thing. Someone on set was playing songs and I was like, oh, I like the song. I know the song. Oh, I like the song. And I was like, who are these by? And they were like, JLo. And I was like, I know songs.

[Elizabeth]

Comma, did you play that song? You know that it turns me on.

[Morgan]

She's gonna copyright you.

[Elizabeth]

You know, just turn it up. Turn it on.

[Morgan]

What happened in June?

[Elizabeth]

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom.

[Morgan]

Are they all about Katy Perry?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Do you have anyone from this list?

[Elizabeth]

And also Katy Perry, like, she grinds my gears. But I'm also so deeply fascinated by her because recently she was in the news because she sued an 85 year old veteran for like something like $1.875 million because he lived in a house that she bought. And then he had like a horrible surgery situation and just wanted to recover in his house.

[Morgan]

House.

[Elizabeth]

And then he was like, I lost my mind and I shouldn't have sold my house and I don't want to leave it now. Can I renege on the Sale. And Katy Perry was like, no, get out of my house. And literally four years veteran. And she won.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's up.

[Elizabeth]

But also, I love her.

[Morgan]

You can't with a veteran.

[Elizabeth]

Are these all Katy Perry? Yeah.

[Morgan]

And in August, Katy Perry. Someone attacked her on stage. Then she came out with that album that, no, nobody listened to.

[Elizabeth]

And that's what you get when you're not a girls girl. And working with Dr. Luke is not a girls girls move. Katie, we are trying here. I am trying.

[Morgan]

Your last fan is hanging on by the edge.

[Elizabeth]

I. I want you to enjoy being in space. I want you to have fun with Justin Trudeau out in these streets. I want you to live in a beautiful mansion. And I want Orlando Bloom to fail. And you just, like, you are working overtime to override every bit of happiness that I'm manifesting for you. And that's crazy, girl, because you look good. You should be feeling good too, sister.

[Morgan]

And Lizzie loves you regardless.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, because it's just me and you out in these streets. Katie, let's be real. I think we'd be friends. Do you think we'd be friends or is she insufferable? She seemed cool in her show.

[Morgan]

I'm gonna plead the fifth album.

[Elizabeth]

No comment. But you hated Beyonce's album.

[Morgan]

I just didn't enjoy the listen through that I had.

[Elizabeth]

You're worried about the Katy cats, but not Beyonce's crew.

[Morgan]

I love Beyonce.

[Elizabeth]

Beehive.

[Morgan]

I think even the bee. The bees can acknowledge that that album wasn't her finest piece of work.

[Elizabeth]

They're swarming in information. Yeah, no, they're coming in.

[Morgan]

If I were a boy.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, that one.

[Morgan]

Top ten of all time. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

How it feels to love a girl. I think I'd be a better man.

[Morgan]

She needs to go back to whatever that was. Stop with the T fixes. You.

[Elizabeth]

But no, I did love lemonade.

[Morgan]

Oh, that was a good one.

[Elizabeth]

That was a good one. And if you ever have to, like, rage, run. That is the album. Yeah. That is the when that came out.

[Morgan]

Halfway and ride with my surfboard.

[Elizabeth]

Yep. Yep. See, I'm not sorry.

[Morgan]

Not. I'm simply not.

[Elizabeth]

I ain't sorry. Hell no. Okay, sorry. I am sorry. Oh, God. Super sorry. So in June, Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom broke up. It was amicable until October.

[Morgan]

Is there anything on this list that's not Katy Perry themed?

[Elizabeth]

Is there a list Purposely make a Katy Perry? No. ChatGPT just didn't give me good options. And the only ones that I recognized were the Katy Perry ones. July, the summer I turned pretty premiere. And we all fell for an emotionally absent and at times abusive young Conrad.

[Morgan]

Baby, I do love Connie. Baby.

[Elizabeth]

So you re watched the series like I did.

[Morgan]

I did. Lizzie told me to restart from season one, and I did. And then you realize, oh, Conrad sucks, Connie. Season one sucks. He's mean. He doesn't acknowledge her whatsoever. She's like, conrad, I love you. And he's like, ew, rat. He's. Get away from me.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, Belly. Belly, Belly, I don't want anything to.

[Morgan]

Do with you, Belly. I'm gonna go cheat on you with. With Brenda from upstairs, Period. And then we all fall for Conrad in season three because he forgot his wrongdoings.

[Elizabeth]

Because, honestly, it's because they wrote Jeremiah to be such a bullfrog.

[Morgan]

Jeremiah is. Something's not screwed in for sure. No, but he's really pretty. Yeah, he's really cute with his blue eyes.

[Elizabeth]

But I do feel like justice for Jeremiah number one. Number two, then no more justice for him, because he's a cheater and a liar and alive, a mission is a lie just the same. And then number three, how about Belly? Just honestly, like, we were watching that show for the toxicity and the fact that the three of them never on camera is really not fair.

[Morgan]

Didn't I send you that thing that was like, Belly didn't have to go to the Paris for the Eiffel Tower.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Morgan]

She could have gotten it as cousins.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Period. Cousins, beach.

[Morgan]

It could have just been a throuple.

[Elizabeth]

At this point, and they should have. And then they all should have grown up and forgotten who each other were. And then, like, one Christmas, they all bump into each other and they're all embarrassed because she's like, I remember that one time you and your brother touched dicks accidentally while pulling a DP on me on the beach. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Morgan]

Right, right, right. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Morgan]

100.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. Bet you wish I stuck to Katy Perry. Now everybody's got notes.

[Morgan]

Belly's gonna be pregnant by the end of the year. Connie.

[Elizabeth]

Babies. And who's the father? A paternity test couldn't tell because they're brothers. See, that's the type of drama this show needed.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth]

Do you get me?

[Morgan]

So if you're fucking both brothers, is it true that a paternity test wouldn't know?

[Elizabeth]

I don't think so. I'm not a genealogist, though, so don't quote me on that. Brothers out there. That is for all you brother lovers out there. Don't quote me on it. But, like, I'm pretty sure all the.

[Morgan]

Brother lovers can have the same mother.

[Elizabeth]

But questions about their father.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah, you can have two.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. In August, Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift got engaged, proving Ryland wrong, that their relationship was just a PR stunt. You don't still think that probably?

[Morgan]

No, I think that they're real.

[Elizabeth]

I think they're real.

[Morgan]

I think that they're 100 real.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. I think they love each other. Did you start watching the documentary?

[Morgan]

I did. We only got through a little bit of the first episode before everyone fell asleep. Yeah. But I'll get back to it.

[Elizabeth]

I started weeping when it started.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. I was like, I remember what a great time that was.

[Morgan]

It was a really banging time. I have to give it to her. It was a really fun time.

[Elizabeth]

It was a great time. And then in September, Jimmy Kimmel was suspended from ABC for saying. How do I phrase this? In a way that doesn't perpetuate me being problematic in this episode.

[Morgan]

You know, Chris and I might have to leave the room for this one because we don't do this.

[Elizabeth]

Jimmy Kimmel elected dark humor around a subject that honestly was disrespectful of him, and they took him off the air and it became a huge conversation about free speech and morality. But also, I think the thing that nobody's really talking about is traditional media is dying, and everybody's looking for an excuse to stop paying late night hosts tens of millions of dollars for shows that just don't bring in the coin anymore.

[Morgan]

That just aren't it anymore. They. Yeah, they switch to the tube.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I don't think so, because it's an antiquated system. Like, they spend so much money on these shows. They have writers rooms, they have studios, they have crews, and it's like. Like a ton of jobs and laborers are because of it.

[Morgan]

Yeah, that's a lot of people that lives depend on this show.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Damn.

[Elizabeth]

And it's a great steady job.

[Chris]

I was sad when I thought that was done for good solely because I got to go to so many free shows because of that show, because you can go on, like, one iota and see the, like, there's, like, the stage behind where they have bands perform. And so, like, artists I would have never been able to afford to see, I got to see because of that. So when that was gone, I was like, oh, no, that's such a, like, sad thing.

[Morgan]

It's a life hack.

[Elizabeth]

That's a great hack, though. Chris, Say that again.

[Chris]

Yeah, I. Yeah, I don't know when I was younger. There were so many artists I wish I could see, like Eminem and just so many artists that I could never have afford afforded to see. But if you go on one iota. Com, you can get tickets to either see the go inside the Jim Kimmel set and watch the show, or separately, you can get just tickets to see an artist perform live. And it's like a free concert.

[Elizabeth]

And the best part of that concert is it's probably on before 4pm, right?

[Chris]

I think it's. It's relatively early.

[Elizabeth]

It's early.

[Chris]

And they only show one or two songs on the show. They usually do several songs just for the audience that's there.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. Really?

[Chris]

Yeah. It's really fun.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, is Jimmy Kimmel live actually live?

[Chris]

Yes. Yes.

[Elizabeth]

Do you know that I've never seen it? It's fine.

[Morgan]

I've only seen YouTube clips.

[Elizabeth]

I've never even. Oh, when they. When they decide to be nasty to their kids and steal their candy and then laugh at their kids. Jokes like that aren't funny to me.

[Morgan]

I haven't seen that one unless they're played on. You've not hit the target audience of people who know. I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

In November. No. In October, Morgan Adams launched Pot O Ween and scared the chicken the out of me. Stop with your ghost hunting. That is crazy.

[Morgan]

You know what? I don't think I can do it anymore. I think I have to retire because I was scared for months.

[Elizabeth]

Morgan, I had to turn off your podcast. Do you understand that? I was listening to it in the shower and had to turn it off.

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[Morgan]

I imagine me editing it by myself. I didn't.

[Elizabeth]

No, imagine you doing it. Imagine you going to the ghost fields and summoning the ghosts.

[Morgan]

That was. Yeah. I don't know if I could do it again.

[Elizabeth]

No, that's crazy. Why did you do that?

[Morgan]

I don't know. I thought it would be like, fun and silly and then.

[Elizabeth]

And then you got attacked by ghosts.

[Morgan]

I got scared.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And the stories from your Patreon, Also really fucking scary. Really fucking scary.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Let's just say I'm happy Halloween's over. I'm ready to move on to a holly jolly good time. January is like my least favorite month, though.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, but I like.

[Morgan]

I know, but isn't January just kind of like a dead zone? Like everything's dead. Everyone's like, ugh, there's nothing to look forward to in January.

[Elizabeth]

I'm not starting the year until April. It's like spring wheel sprung. Yeah, but January, we're Done.

[Morgan]

I've always said life doesn't get good until March.

[Elizabeth]

Period.

[Morgan]

December, great. January. February is like.

[Elizabeth]

No, we're taking a break. Yeah.

[Morgan]

And then March, you come back to life.

[Elizabeth]

Exactly.

[Morgan]

So, yeah, I'm happy Halloween's over.

[Elizabeth]

But if you need something emotionally traumatizing and you do, like being scared and I would say, like, the last time my heart raced like this was truly watching Paranormal Activity. And that's fake.

[Morgan]

The movie.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I have not watched that in a really long time. And I haven't seen the new Conjuring movie yet, which I really want to.

[Elizabeth]

I haven't been able to watch scary things since having a child.

[Morgan]

Shane said the same thing.

[Elizabeth]

It's weird.

[Morgan]

It changes things, I guess.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Because I love horror. I can't even finish writing my horror script. I'm so scared of it.

[Morgan]

Maybe it's because you value life more now.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, maybe. I think also it's because I'm hormonal and it's psychotic.

[Morgan]

Yeah. You don't want to get possessed by a demon and have your whole family ripped apart by ghosts, period. So that's probably a good.

[Elizabeth]

That's really what it is.

[Morgan]

It's probably.

[Elizabeth]

Honest with you.

[Morgan]

That's a pillar of religious stability, I would say.

[Elizabeth]

It's not that I want to live more, but I want to be demonically possessed less.

[Morgan]

Yeah. That's a great thing. I. I aspire to get there.

[Elizabeth]

We're almost done in November. Katy Perry. I'm just kidding. Lily Allen.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God. I was like, this bitch is kidding.

[Elizabeth]

I was. You knew. Lily Allen drops the breakup album of Odd Generation. West End.

[Morgan]

I don't know who. Lily Allen.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. Lily Allen was dating an actor named David Harbour. And by dating.

[Morgan]

Isn't that the guy in Stranger Things?

[Elizabeth]

He is Hopper.

[Morgan]

Wait, they're old people.

[Elizabeth]

She's not.

[Morgan]

Not old. Sorry.

[Elizabeth]

I think he just.

[Morgan]

Not old. But, like, they're not like. I was thinking, like Millie Bobby Brown.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, no, no. I think she just looked. I think that David Harbour just looks rough. But he might not be that old. Old.

[Morgan]

He does. He's definitely dressed in Stranger Things to look a little old.

[Elizabeth]

He's road hard and put away wet. Anyway. Also cheats a lot on his wife.

[Morgan]

You know, I did see that Millie Bobby Brown had, like, claims against him, but now they're saying that it wasn't true.

[Elizabeth]

I guess that wasn't true because they're a unified front and showed up to the Stranger Things premiere together.

[Morgan]

I love Stranger Things. Do you guys watch?

[Elizabeth]

I can't make it through a season.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I love it.

[Elizabeth]

Someone has to. And you know what? A lot of people do.

[Chris]

I. I love the first season. I saw the first two, and then I just haven't been able to catch up. But I want to finish it. I like the first game a lot.

[Morgan]

The first season is great. Second season and third season is the best season, I would say.

[Elizabeth]

Is that the one? What season are they on now? 4 or 5?

[Morgan]

5.

[Elizabeth]

So what happened to 4?

[Morgan]

4 was like a filler season.

[Elizabeth]

No, but it was good. Okay. I started trying to watch five, and it felt like everything was like, okay, here's the plan. Okay, we're doing the plan. Oh, the plan has gone awry. And then I saw 11 is not here yet.

[Morgan]

Yeah, they just need 11 to do everything.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, but. But I have seen everything on the Internet, and I'm gonna do this. And it's a spoiler. And it's not about cocaine.

[Morgan]

No, it's not. No. It's really good. Their launching system is quite interesting, though. It's four episodes on Thanksgiving, four on Christmas, and the last one is on New Year's.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, it's not even fully out.

[Morgan]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, why are they on holiday?

[Morgan]

I don't know. Everything has to be about them, I guess.

[Elizabeth]

Well, you know what? I get it.

[Morgan]

$50 million an episode. Isn't that crazy? That's the budget.

[Elizabeth]

Well, the cast makes a crazy amount of money per episode. Like, some of them be making over a Millie Baby. A milli. A million.

[Morgan]

Yeah, it's popular, so maybe you're the problem.

[Elizabeth]

I'm definitely the problem. It's a hugely successful franchise, and I'm like, I like it. Talk about Katy Perry. Yeah, let's talk about Lily Allen and Katy Perry. You know what? Would you rather watch Stranger Things or get a ride home from Elon Musk in a cyber truck? And it's like, I'm getting a ride home from Elon Musk in a cyber truck. If it's between that and Stranger Things.

[Morgan]

No, you know what?

[Elizabeth]

No. I'm watching the entire series.

[Morgan]

You have to watch it. I started. I was sick in, like, November, and then I started watching from season one. You kind of. It's like summer I turned pretty. You have to start from the beginning. Beginning again.

[Elizabeth]

Right?

[Morgan]

And you'll have time. When you have a newborn, you'll be like, I know.

[Chris]

Ryland has said a similar sentiment, but it does feel like they've been on the last season for five years.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, they have a lot of gaps.

[Morgan]

Within every season, but. Okay.

[Elizabeth]

But it's been 10 years and there's only five seasons.

[Morgan]

Now that I know how long it takes to film one scene for even Shane's pilot. I was like, oh, my God. They probably filmed one episode for like months.

[Elizabeth]

They, they, they literally. I heard Finn Wolf, whatever, talking about that they shot one scene, one scene for three weeks.

[Morgan]

It's crazy because they're in the Upside Down. There's monsters, there's things, there's fighting, there's fire. Like, there'd be elements. There's elements.

[Elizabeth]

They be dealing with elements and getting.

[Morgan]

All of these elements from 20 different angles. Oh, my God. They must be exhausted.

[Elizabeth]

I bet. I want to see every angle.

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[Morgan]

I want to see Millie Bobby Brown running from every angle.

[Elizabeth]

I love her.

[Morgan]

I do too.

[Elizabeth]

I truly love her. And it honestly might be gay. And it's not platonic.

[Morgan]

Well, she is married, but so are you, so I guess.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's. No, it's whatever. She's got a daughter.

[Morgan]

You guys could be mom friends for sure.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think we could. She's so young and hot and I'm so old.

[Morgan]

You're not that old.

[Elizabeth]

No, in comparison to Millie, I am.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. Isn't she like 21?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And I'm like, 37.

[Morgan]

You're 37?

[Elizabeth]

No, but, like, when you think about when I come back online, I'm gonna be 37. You know what I'm saying?

[Morgan]

I think she could hang with us. I think she'd have.

[Elizabeth]

She could hang with you because you're 28. Yeah. That's a five year difference versus my 21 year difference.

[Morgan]

You know what? I don't think Millie wants to be friends with any of us, so. No, whatever.

[Chris]

Whatever. I love you, Millie.

[Elizabeth]

If you ever wanted to talk about, like, sleep schedules or whatever, like, I love dogs too, like, you and I actually might be really fun. Wait, Rylan just said only one day. Oh, I forgot. I asked him something. I was like, why would he say that to me? December, the twins turned 2 and Timmy and Kai. Kai paint the town orange.

[Morgan]

I did like her orange dress. She's so hot.

[Elizabeth]

People were really upset about that orange look.

[Morgan]

I thought she looked so gorgeous. The tits are titting, the skin is skinning, the bod is botting. Go Kylie.

[Elizabeth]

Period. Do you know who I am in my mind's eye?

[Morgan]

Who?

[Elizabeth]

Kylie Jenner. But with Botox, that's like more natural so that I can move.

[Morgan]

Yeah, well, you talk with your face. You have to be able to move a little bit. You're an Expressive lady.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, but I look like Kylie in my mind.

[Morgan]

You do.

[Elizabeth]

It's like. It's like going to Carolina on my mind, but it's about being Kylie Jenner in my mind.

[Morgan]

You know, you guys, you and Kylie could be mom friends again.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think she wants to with me, and it's only because I'm so much poorer than her.

[Morgan]

But she's a. She seems like a really good time.

[Elizabeth]

I would love to be her friend.

[Morgan]

I think she would love to have a good time with us, but I.

[Elizabeth]

Feel like she would look like me and she'd be like, you don't inspire me. Do you know you've two kids you.

[Morgan]

Could inspire to have more?

[Elizabeth]

She has two kids. Kids and is a billionaire. And she'll be like, did you get that cardigan shirt from the Gap? And I'd be like, I did.

[Morgan]

You know what? At least we have each other. We don't need these people.

[Elizabeth]

We don't need these.

[Morgan]

We can admire them from afar. And whenever they decide they want to come into our stratosphere, we'll. We'll say, hey, but for now, we're good with each other. And Lizzie's drumming. Belly button. Are we going to Taco Bell?

[Elizabeth]

Yep. Let's go.

[Morgan]

How long has this been?

[Elizabeth]

Long enough.

[Morgan]

Only 44 minutes.

[Chris]

Well, plus we broke down and that was like almost 25 or something.

[Morgan]

Here I am again. Free labor. That's all I'm good for in this family.

[Elizabeth]

See you guys to talk about.

[Morgan]

Just kidding. I love doing free labor. It's a joke. It's a running bit that no one thinks is funny except for me.

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[Morgan]

There she blows. Are you just gonna hold it?

[Elizabeth]

Well, just for this part.

[Morgan]

Okay, you can hold it.

[Elizabeth]

Chris, get in the middle.

[Chris]

Hello.

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[Chris]

There is.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. Is this like elite and employee parking right here?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, that looks like elite employee broken.

[Morgan]

Wait, did he give us any instructions?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, he did. And in classic Ryland fashion, I did not remember what it was at all.

[Morgan]

Great.

[Chris]

If we knew it wouldn't be the.

[Elizabeth]

Sip if we knew it. Chris, that is such a valid point. No, but we should.

[Morgan]

No. Sorry, one second.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, I'm reading through my time text. Is there a birthday cake?

[Morgan]

Something? Is there a birthday cake drink? Is there like a birthday cake?

[Elizabeth]

Icy.

[Morgan]

Icy drink?

[Elizabeth]

That answer is no.

[Morgan]

One second.

[Chris]

Should I look at that, Chris?

[Morgan]

Should be the Grinch meal.

[Elizabeth]

I tried the Grinch meal for the after sip.

[Morgan]

Oh, you already did.

[Elizabeth]

And honestly, I vomited.

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[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Even the fries.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, no.

[Morgan]

Anyone know what we're getting?

[Chris]

I'm trying. Oh, sorry, Sorry.

[Elizabeth]

There's no birthday cake. I see.

[Chris]

Oh, I have no reception here. Of course.

[Elizabeth]

Where's the SpongeBob meal?

[Morgan]

Burger King.

[Chris]

There was two. There was one at Burger King and one at Wendy's, I think.

[Morgan]

Well, do I just pull through?

[Elizabeth]

It's only quotable. We'll just pull through. We're just gonna pull through.

[Morgan]

Is that illegal?

[Elizabeth]

No. Okay. I'm not sure how that last videographing went, but yes, Morgan, to answer your question, I am videographing. Not well. Oh. Oh, God.

[Chris]

Taco Bell didn't work out for us.

[Morgan]

No.

[Elizabeth]

And you know what? Has it ever. Chrissy, that's true.

[Morgan]

No, he. I said birthday cake. He was like.

[Elizabeth]

He said cake. So now we're at the McDonald's. McDonald's drive through. And my cohorts here are going to try out the Grinchmas meal.

[Morgan]

I'm gonna be so much better at ordering than my brother.

[Elizabeth]

Check this out.

[Morgan]

No. How many Grinch meals do we want. Could we do two of the Grinch meals?

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Morgan]

One nugget, one Big Mac, one with nuggets, and one with a big nugget back. Can I do a diet Dr. Pepper? For what was that?

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Just for one of them.

[Elizabeth]

And then a water, and then a.

[Morgan]

Water for the other one.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Okay, whatever.

[Morgan]

And then could we do three holiday pies?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, just the one?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Elizabeth]

I mean, just the two.

[Morgan]

Just two holiday pies. Anyone else? That's it.

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[Elizabeth]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Made reply.

[Elizabeth]

No, I missed the yawn.

[Morgan]

He was so uninterested. Chris, can you hand me my purse?

[Elizabeth]

Oh.

[Morgan]

Oh, I'm so sorry. Oh, and he let us go first. How nice.

[Chris]

From California.

[Elizabeth]

Is it just me, or is this car really hard to drive? I'm gonna go, but we'll be right back. Take two.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God, they're so.

[Elizabeth]

Really cute.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

This is the cutest box from anything we've ever gotten.

[Morgan]

I just unlocked Maximum Joy. Lizzie looks like she's gonna barf. Chris and I are here for the vibes.

[Chris]

Look at all the every side. Cute. It's cute.

[Elizabeth]

Big.

[Morgan]

It's like a full on house.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, I have tried this, and if you want to see my response to it, please go check it out on Patreon. I literally cannot taste it again.

[Morgan]

So Chris and I will do the test. Testing.

[Chris]

And you want me to hold yours while you park?

[Morgan]

Oh, sure. I saw a nice shoe. I want to hold it.

[Elizabeth]

Rylan will die if you put us in the shade.

[Morgan]

Wait, really?

[Elizabeth]

She just said, I found a nice shady spot for us. Right? Did you hear that? Oh, my God. There's no light. Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

Oh, no, no, there's. It's coming in this way. Wait, you guys park in the sun?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Rylan drives around for 20 minutes, then decides in an active lane of the freeway.

[Morgan]

Let's take a.

[Elizabeth]

It. No, it's. It's going really good.

[Morgan]

It's going.

[Elizabeth]

It's really good. Look at that. It's good.

[Morgan]

Okay, tell me the lighting's not good.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, I'm not gonna tell you anything. Get your foot off of it.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're right. Oh, my God.

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[Elizabeth]

Turn it off. Turn it off.

[Morgan]

I had to give a warning. Gut. My brother's like, you can drive my car. And I'm like, just know I've only crashed other people's cars and never my own.

[Elizabeth]

Why did you stop on the accelerator?

[Morgan]

I didn't know my foot was out of control. I didn't know I was right there. And it's hot.

[Elizabeth]

How many Zolofts have you had today? One. Promise?

[Morgan]

One. Singular. One. Okay. Don't tell my chat GPT.

[Elizabeth]

Set up your dildo cam, Chris.

[Chris]

Oh, wait, do we have the dildo cam? I don't think I have the dildo cam.

[Elizabeth]

Damn. We were supposed to bring the dildo cam. Let's trade spots. Chris.

[Morgan]

We're fired. I'm about to get fired from a job that I don't even have. Oh my gosh. That box is really stinking freaking cute. Festive. Ew, Lizzie, I can't believe you're not in the spirit for this.

[Elizabeth]

No, I was hell of in the spirit when I got it. I was like, oh, this is so cute.

[Chris]

It is the cutest. You have to admit, the box is.

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[Elizabeth]

Wait till you open it. There's more.

[Morgan]

We gotta about talk toy. Yep, we have toys. Oh my God.

[Elizabeth]

Merry Christmas.

[Morgan]

Wait, what is it? General care machine wash. We got toys.

[Elizabeth]

You guys can both keep those toys. Morgan paid for them.

[Chris]

Do you like the Grinch?

[Elizabeth]

The movie?

[Morgan]

I do.

[Chris]

I like every version.

[Morgan]

I like the Grinch that stole Christmas. I wanted to be Cindy Lou.

[Elizabeth]

Oh my God. No way. These are so cute.

[Morgan]

I was not expecting this. You guys, this is crazy.

[Elizabeth]

Everything hits really hard until you take. Oh, what does the bottom say?

[Morgan]

Property of the Grinch. And they have little McDonald's. Oh, wow. Oh, best believe these will be on my little feetsies tonight. Look at the McDonald's logo.

[Chris]

Grinch was here. These are so cute.

[Morgan]

Mine have Cindy Lou.

[Elizabeth]

Who?

[Chris]

Yeah, I love these.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we had one of the minivans. Christmas.

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[Morgan]

Did your guys's parents have the minivans that had a TV on the back of the screen? My mom got really bougie one here and our my dad's company car had like the screens on the back. And I made my mom year round replay where are you Christmas? The music video all year long.

[Chris]

Okay, this I am excited about because you. You put the fries in here and then you add. I've seen this online. I haven't tasted it. You add Grinch salt, which is like pickly tasting is what I've been told.

[Morgan]

I think Lizzy's gonna actually vomit.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I literally actually vomited.

[Morgan]

I'm hyped up and I'm hungry.

[Chris]

I like everything to a disgusting degree, as you know, Lizzie, so.

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[Elizabeth]

Your fries are hot and delicious.

[Morgan]

I've never met anything that I could put in my mouth that I don't like. Do I have to save you Some fries without salt.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Morgan]

So have your. Have your. Her.

[Elizabeth]

Thanks. They're burning my hand.

[Chris]

Grinch salt.

[Elizabeth]

It's kind of a lot. Also, I kind of up and I put the chicken nuggets in it, too.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Chris]

Why does that sound good?

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Chris]

Oh, the smell is strong.

[Elizabeth]

Whoa, wait.

[Morgan]

I feel like it just got into my brain.

[Chris]

It doesn't smell like real pickle. It smells.

[Morgan]

No, it smells like vinegar. Yeah.

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[Elizabeth]

Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

[Morgan]

I'm gonna put, like, half.

[Chris]

It smells like a concept of a pickle.

[Morgan]

You're doing the whole thing?

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

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[Elizabeth]

I'm going in.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Or. Oh, there.

[Morgan]

Look at there.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Morgan]

We're gonna send Lizzie into a coma.

[Elizabeth]

All right. This is gonna send her into birth, to be honest with you. I'll tell you.

[Morgan]

Get it real good.

[Elizabeth]

I can see the pickle dust in the air.

[Morgan]

This whole car is gonna smell like pickle, and he's gonna think it's my body.

[Elizabeth]

It.

[Chris]

It looks good.

[Morgan]

It does look really good.

[Elizabeth]

The thing that made me vomit was the Big Mac.

[Morgan]

Cheers.

[Elizabeth]

Cheers. And there's nothing different about the Big Mac. I just think a Big Mac is disgusting.

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I think it's pretty.

[Morgan]

It's pretty good.

[Elizabeth]

It's not bad.

[Chris]

This is very different tasting than I thought.

[Morgan]

Same. I thought it would be a lot more, like, tangy. It's kind of sweet.

[Chris]

I didn't think it would be sweet.

[Elizabeth]

Interesting.

[Morgan]

It's like the sweet pickles.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Not the tangy ones.

[Chris]

I don't hate it.

[Morgan]

I don't hate it either. Have you guys ever had a Big Mac? Really?

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[Elizabeth]

I'd never had a Big Mac till I tried this meal. And one bite of it, I vomit.

[Chris]

No way.

[Elizabeth]

It was just the Big Macle sauce.

[Chris]

This is strange, though. Did this work for you or not at all.

[Elizabeth]

This was fine with me.

[Chris]

Okay. Okay what?

[Morgan]

One? No, it was just a Big Mac.

[Elizabeth]

It was fine one time, but the Big Mac. I took a bite of a regular Big Mac. Vomiting.

[Chris]

How have you gone your whole life and never had a Big Mac?

[Elizabeth]

Why would I have a Big Mac?

[Chris]

That's true. Not that I think about it.

[Morgan]

Who hasn't had a Big Mac? I think that's a better question. I feel like Big Macs are like a staple.

[Chris]

Lizzy's body is a temple.

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[Elizabeth]

I mean, I'll put drugs in it. I wish I could put drugs in.

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It to this day.

[Morgan]

So are we supposed to sprinkle the pickle stuff on this, too.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, I shop in the bag. I don't think you're supposed to. There's not a clear directive on what you shake and what you don't shake.

[Morgan]

I'm gonna put two in my bag and shake them up.

[Elizabeth]

Shake it up, girl.

[Chris]

Also, how we would you like half of a Big Mac?

[Elizabeth]

How does that work?

[Morgan]

You know, Chris, if you want to eat the whole Big Mac, I'm gonna let you.

[Chris]

It comes with a Big Mac or. Or chicken nuggets.

[Morgan]

I'm more of a chicken girl, so if you want to eat that whole.

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[Elizabeth]

Sure.

[Morgan]

I'm putting my chickies in the bag.

[Chris]

Wait, I kind of want to know how that tastes.

[Elizabeth]

Can I grab one?

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, you can have as many as you want.

[Elizabeth]

I'm gonna share my chickies.

[Chris]

The most obnoxious meal. Actually, now that I think about it, if you had kids, you'll find.

[Morgan]

Oh, if you had kids in your car, this would be everywhere. Yeah, but it's like an adult kids meal. Yeah, because the socks.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think it's four kids.

[Morgan]

Cheers me.

[Elizabeth]

Is it not?

[Chris]

I don't have enough powder. I already took a bite.

[Elizabeth]

You need powder to cheers.

[Chris]

I wanted to taste it with the powder.

[Morgan]

Mine has a ton of powder.

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[Chris]

How is it with the powder?

[Morgan]

I lost the other one. I guess I cook.

[Chris]

I also don't hate it.

[Morgan]

Maybe I'm broken and disgustingly obsessed with.

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Fast food, but I think it's good.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I love the chicken nuggets, too. The only thing that made me vomit was the Big Mac.

[Morgan]

So the thing that made you vomit.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Had nothing to do with the themed meal?

[Elizabeth]

Big Macs are really great. Gross. I can't believe people out in these streets are like, let me get one of those.

[Morgan]

Oh, I could down one so fast.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

Is it the sauce?

[Chris]

Is it the Thousand Island?

[Elizabeth]

The sauce? But I've made the sauce at home. Oh. And it doesn't make me want to die.

[Morgan]

I love the sauce.

[Chris]

I do like it, too. I'm sorry.

[Elizabeth]

I don't need apologies for it. I didn't make it. It just made me sick.

[Morgan]

So Chris and I are eating so fast, it's like we've never eaten before.

[Elizabeth]

We're like, I'm all right, you guys. It's been fun. It's been swell. This episode might be 149 minutes.

[Morgan]

Right? Are you trying to leave?

[Elizabeth]

I'm trying to say this was a blast. Bite those Pies. Bite those goddamn pies. One of us is about to go into labor. Would you like a piece? Absolutely not. Okay. Thank you.

[Morgan]

Prison.

[Sponsor/Ad Voice]

I could do this all day, literally.

[Elizabeth]

So what is this? A celebration pie?

[Chris]

Yeah. I've never been disappointed with a McDonald's pie, personally.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, he's just going in without a cheers again. She expressed to you her wants and needs.

[Morgan]

Men are saying sh. Me. I got too excited.

[Elizabeth]

I saw it and I couldn't.

[Chris]

I'm sorry.

[Elizabeth]

She wanted a cheers.

[Chris]

I'm so sorry.

[Morgan]

First, he was gay.

[Elizabeth]

Sorry, mur.

[Morgan]

First, he won't date me because he's gay. Without this.

[Chris]

I'm so sorry.

[Elizabeth]

He won't give you a baby.

[Morgan]

I asked Chris to be my baby.

[Elizabeth]

Daddy, and he said I'd be honored. Honest. Comments, concerns.

[Morgan]

Oh, it's good.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, it's good.

[Morgan]

But I'm not an easy. I'm an easy person to please with food, especially.

[Chris]

Me, too. There's very few things I don't get excited by. This is delicious. It's actually a thing in the comments where some people will be like, well, Chris likes it, but he likes everything, so it doesn't mean anything.

[Elizabeth]

He's not like. Like two things.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

What did you not like?

[Elizabeth]

I don't even remember. But they were really yucky.

[Chris]

But they happened. They were two things.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And he was like.

[Chris]

Everything else, though, including Big Macs.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Wow. I really works for me. Delicious. Is it eggy? You know what I mean?

[Morgan]

I think it's the sh. Sugar cookie that could make it appear that way. Yeah.

[Chris]

I love it.

[Morgan]

I love it, too. I'm eating the whole thing. And we'll take our pregnant friend back home.

[Chris]

10 out of 10, no notes.

[Morgan]

Wait.

[Chris]

Oh, I didn't see the recording and I was panicked.

[Morgan]

I know.

[Elizabeth]

Her recording is in the. In the bottom corner. Yeah.

[Chris]

And the other Sony's. It's up here. Oh, I panicked.

[Elizabeth]

All right, you guys, that's been the year. That was the whole year year you just came here for. And now one of us is going to go into labor. One of us is going to go edit this episode. The other of us is going to go back to Colorado.

[Morgan]

No.

[Elizabeth]

So we all have plans. We all have channels on which we vlog. One of us has a podcast channel as well. In addition to a Patreon, Chrissy did a whole series trying non alcoholic beverages with our friend Spencer.

[Chris]

And I have new videos on the way in the works.

[Elizabeth]

And he has new videos on the way in the works. Please go, like, subscribe, comment, share. Super like whatever it is that you do on the. What is this platform called? YouTube. And in addition to that, we will see you in the new year.

[Morgan]

Do you think Spencer gets offended when I call him Spencey? Is it degrading?

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't think so. I think it's cute. Okay, honestly, the food smells like dead animals.

[Morgan]

I liked your collabs with Spencey.

[Elizabeth]

The sim. Goodbye. Hang it up. Hang up the phone.

[Chris]

Oh, no. Where's the hang up.

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[Chris]

Oh, no, we'll never hang up.

[Morgan]

Here you go. Right here.