Morgan and Vicki Adams!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Morgan and Vicki Adams!" on The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Hosts: Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Episode: Morgan and Vicki Adams!
• Release Date: December 11, 2024

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1. Lizze's Woman's Day and Rylan's Feelings of Exclusion

The episode kicks off with Lizze discussing her recent Woman's Day event, a gathering for women to share ambitions and goals. Rylan expresses his discomfort and feeling of exclusion from such events.

• [00:39] Rylan: "Oh, she jumped into it."
• [01:19] Rylan: "And yet another thing I like to feel not included in."
• [01:35] Lizzie: "I told you to come."

Lizze elaborates on the event's activities, such as candle painting, where she gifted Rylan a custom candle. Rylan humorously critiques the gift, showcasing his playful dynamic with Lizze.

• [02:06] Rylan: "See, that is very nice. She sent me a picture of it before she gifted it to me."
• [02:14] Lizzie: "No, I'm so bad at surprising."

2. Reactions to Their Podcast by an External Radio Show

A significant portion of the episode delves into reactions from an external radio show that has been discussing and critiquing The Sip. Rylan shares his intrigue and annoyance over the critiques, leading to a humorous exchange about a perceived feud.

• [04:37] Rylan: "Be honest, I have not listened to the reaction."
• [05:05] Rylan: "You did go a little off the deep end."

Lizze and Rylan discuss their strategies for handling negative feedback, emphasizing their resilience and lighthearted approach.

• [05:17] Rylan: "I like feelings hurt. I like them."
• [05:21] Lizzie: "You could get down."

3. Celebrating Their Children's First Birthdays

The hosts transition to celebrating their children’s first birthdays, sharing anecdotes about the parties and their children's milestones.

• [03:05] Lizzie: "I can't believe you dared get."
• [04:04] Rylan: "They're 1 year olds."

Rylan describes the preparation challenges, including dealing with a child skipping naps and managing party themes like Jurassic Jams.

• [06:00] Rylan: "I'm very proud of you for not doing that."
• [07:04] Lizzie: "They're fast asleep, little angels."

4. Christmas Light Walk Experience

Rylan and Lizze recount their Christmas light walk, expressing disappointment over the lackluster decorations compared to the elaborate Halloween displays.

• [17:21] Lizzie: "Yeah."
• [17:32] Lizzie: "It's also because part of it is recycled from Halloween."

They humorously critique the transition from Halloween to Christmas decorations, lamenting the underwhelming Christmas setup.

• [17:54] Lizzie: "Well, also, Joe and I had so much fun at the Halloween one."
• [18:04] Rylan: "Yeah."

5. Navigating Parenthood and Sleep Challenges

The conversation shifts to the challenges of parenthood, particularly sleep regressions and managing their infants' sleep schedules.

• [26:17] Rylan: "I love that."
• [27:00] Lizzie: "Well, that's what was so frustrating."

They share personal struggles with their children’s sleep patterns, offering relatable insights for parents.

• [27:34] Rylan: "Yeah, I am wondering about this."
• [27:58] Lizzie: "That's what I hear."

6. Interaction with the Reaction Podcast's Hosts

An unexpected twist occurs when the hosts hear excerpts from the radio show's reaction to The Sip, leading to a real-time interaction between the two podcasts.

• [32:48] E: "Thing we did on the show…"
• [33:10] Lizzie: "She needs to license these clips from us."

Rylan and Lizze express a mix of amusement and frustration, ultimately deciding to respond positively despite the initial tension.

• [37:05] Lizzie: "Let me hear this.… Sorry."
• [38:31] Lizzie: "No, no, no, no. She said she's an actual fan."

They extend an olive branch, suggesting potential collaboration despite the rocky start.

• [41:33] Rylan: "We'll hang out with you, Vanessa."
• [41:37] E: "As a real…"

7. Holiday and Fast Food Segment

Post-interaction with the radio show, the hosts shift to a festive food segment, navigating through fast food options while humorously sharing their experiences and preferences.

• [49:41] Lizzie: "Crazy."
• [52:00] Lizzie: "Which one?"

They engage in a playful challenge of ordering based on what the person in front of them has, leading to humorous exchanges about meal choices.

• [55:03] Morgan: "We should go to like."
• [55:35] Lizzie: "If that's not a double cheeseburger, I don't know what is."

8. Final Banter and Closing Remarks

The episode concludes with lighthearted banter about food preferences, Christmas traditions, and maintaining friendships within the podcasting community.

• [71:54] Lizzie: "Do you think they have holiday grilled nuggets?"
• [76:16] Lizzie: "Have a great one."

Rylan and Lizze wrap up the episode by reinforcing their camaraderie and teasing future content, leaving listeners with a sense of warmth and humor.

• [79:34] Lizzie: "That sounds like a hard pass."
• [83:36] Lizzie: "And that's the sip."

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Notable Quotes

• Rylan on Feeling Excluded:
  [01:19] Rylan: "And yet another thing I like to feel not included in."

• Lizzie on Woman's Day Significance:
  [01:12] Lizzie: "It is definitely a moment in time for women to gather amongst each other and discuss their ambitions and goals."

• Rylan on the Reaction Podcast:
  [05:05] Rylan: "You do go a little off the deep end."

• Lizzie on Managing Postpartum Stress:
  [21:45] Lizzie: "Because the problem was between sweet and sexy. Oh, my Sexy. And that's fucking weird."

• Rylan on Christmas Light Walk:
  [17:32] Lizzie: "It's also because part of it is recycled from Halloween."

• Interaction with Radio Show Host:
  [35:54] Lizzie: "She did it again to. We're not even saying the name of the pie..."

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Conclusion

In this engaging episode of The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon, the hosts navigate through personal events, parental challenges, audience interactions, and festive food adventures with their signature humor and candidness. Their dynamic interplay and candid conversations offer listeners both entertainment and relatable insights into navigating life’s everyday moments.

Transcript

[Rylan]

Oh, she jumped into it.

[Lizzie]

Speeding. Speeding.

[Rylan]

She said, let's go. Well, let's set design if you're gonna.

[Lizzie]

Well, do you want to complain about it?

[Rylan]

I mean, I was gonna say. Okay, I. Okay, well, let's let Chris do his thing.

[Lizzie]

Do your thing, Chris.

[Rylan]

One, take one. Marker. Elizabeth had a Woman's Day yesterday, and she always. What?

[Lizzie]

A Woman's Day?

[Rylan]

What do you call it?

[Lizzie]

It's a women's group. I host a women's.

[Rylan]

So it was a day of women. It sounds like a Women's Day to me. Okay, is that not what it is? Tell me. Tell us all about it.

[Lizzie]

It is definitely a moment in time for women to gather amongst each other and discuss their ambitions and goals.

[Rylan]

And yet another thing I like to feel not included in. And listen, well, I know that I'm not a woman, but this sort of. Whatever. I'm digging myself in a deep, dark hole that nobody's going to agree with me on.

[Lizzie]

I told you to come.

[Rylan]

No, you didn't.

[Lizzie]

I checked your text the night before.

[Rylan]

You said, I have a Woman's Day tomorrow. And I said, well, send me the invite. I didn't get an invite. And then she sends me pictures. She's, like, rubbing it in my face. And we had text messages from the event, and I was like, what?

[Lizzie]

We have different themes, like, at each one of the events. And this, like, the one before was, everybody brings their favorite book, and we, like, do a raffle to pick who gets a book.

[Rylan]

I'm no longer feeling unincluded.

[Lizzie]

And then this yesterday we did candle painting. So we made candles, and I painted you one.

[Rylan]

See, that is very nice. She sent me a picture of it before she gifted it to me. I was like, you could have just surprised me on the podcast.

[Lizzie]

No, I'm so bad at surprising. I'm surprised I surprised you with your fucking kid's birthday present.

[Rylan]

One thing about you is you're a crafty ass bitch.

[Lizzie]

Well, I was literally. I vlogged making your kids birthday present, and one of the things I said was, I can't believe I can't text a picture of this to Rylan right now.

[Rylan]

I'm very proud of you for not doing that, because it was very special. And it was one of the standout gifts of the evening because I just thought it was so unique. It also reflected what I project onto my children, which is dinosaurs, by the way. What? Okay, hold on. You're jumping all around.

[Lizzie]

We're still on Woman's Day. I had a half a cup of coffee. I'm out of control.

[Rylan]

I will say you shouldn't have sent me the photo first because although this is a great painting and the talent, Alan, is 11 out of 10, it looked a lot bigger in the picture, so I expected more. And I'm a little let down, I'm not gonna lie.

[Lizzie]

I'm so sorry.

[Rylan]

Is this a safe candle to light or does it just like. Should we risk it all?

[Lizzie]

Sarah said it was safe to light.

[Rylan]

Yeah, fucking right. Sarah. I brought this from the house. Does lighters not work in this room? Oh, no. Oh, no. It's confusing when they're the same one.

[Lizzie]

Are you sure you dropped the right one?

[Rylan]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzie]

Why did you have two? Where did the other one come from? Just.

[Rylan]

Are you kidding me?

[Lizzie]

I feel like a magic trick. Did it feel like Ryland just all of a sudden was like, whoop, and there's two.

[Rylan]

Have you not been here? No, I literally haven't been able to light that one for weeks. This has been out. I brought this from the house and I just fucked myself. No.

[Lizzie]

You'Re gay.

[Rylan]

I'm gonna give the pawdience one job. If things start going bad back there, let us know.

[Lizzie]

Is it centered? Who cares?

[Rylan]

It's pretty centered, actually.

[Morgan]

Yay.

[Rylan]

She is made of talent.

[Lizzie]

She is beauty. She is grace.

[Rylan]

So then later that. Well, I guess we could rewind to the birthday party. My boys are 1 years old.

[Lizzie]

They made it.

[Rylan]

They're 1 year olds.

[Lizzie]

They're 1 year olds.

[Rylan]

They're 1 year olds.

[Lizzie]

Are they toddlers now? I do believe that was such a pathetic.

[Rylan]

You guys know, if the production. If I had a radio show, maybe I'd have a producer that could do that.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, that we probably will have to lay off eventually because we're not making any money anymore. But.

[Rylan]

There is a reaction to us reacting to the radio. Is it What?

[Lizzie]

Can I handle it? Because right now I'm in a sensitive place and I've been hearing people say nasty things and I don't know if I can handle nasty.

[Rylan]

Be honest, I have not listened to the reaction. To the reaction.

[Lizzie]

Did your husband.

[Rylan]

I've saved it for the show. Well, so he didn't realize that I was feuding with a radio show. And then we had brought it up on his podcast and so I think he did some deep diving and he's the one that found them reacting and gave me the link in the timestamp and I said, don't play it for me. I'm going to react live on the show.

[Lizzie]

But did you also say, Shane Is this something that's safe for a postpartum woman to hear right now, or is she going to go off the deep end?

[Rylan]

You did go a little off the deep end.

[Lizzie]

It was pretty just like, I am in the deep end.

[Rylan]

Even though I love a feud.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

I really don't care or have my feelings hurt, you know?

[Lizzie]

Feelings hurt.

[Rylan]

I like them.

[Lizzie]

My feelings hurt.

[Rylan]

I don't know who they are, but, like, I could get down with them.

[Lizzie]

You could get down.

[Rylan]

Well, let's see what they say about us. How you doing?

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Rylan]

Could you not? Is your postpartum rage.

[Lizzie]

Probably not. Oh, and probably I'm very hormonal. What do you want from me?

[Rylan]

Okay, well, I don't want to spoil anything, but Shane did some deep diving after he listened to the reaction, and it made me feel a little more comforted.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so do you want to tell me now or after the rage?

[Rylan]

After. Well, I will see, because, like, if he's, like, trying to comfort me after they were nasty for us, I'm just going to be blinded and be pissed.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Rylan]

You know what I mean?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

And when I mean pissed, I mean, like, I'll be mad for the second I hear it, and then I'll never think about it again.

[Chris]

Me too.

[Lizzie]

I will also let it go immediately and not think about it endlessly.

[Rylan]

Okay, so we're rewinding back to my boy's first birthday. What a great day. It they're a year old, I guess. Toddlers.

[Lizzie]

Is that what that means?

[Rylan]

I think that's what that means.

[Lizzie]

Are they toddling?

[Rylan]

I would say they're toddling.

[Lizzie]

Damn.

[Rylan]

They're not walking, but they're toddling.

[Lizzie]

They toddle.

[Rylan]

From what you just did, it seems like they're doing that. Crazy, huh?

[Lizzie]

That is crazy.

[Rylan]

So I, you knew, you know, I wasn't gonna throw a big birthday bash. I was very against it because I was like, they're not gonna remember this. It doesn't really matter. Cut to, like, we really did the damn thing.

[Lizzie]

I got text messages saying that my kid had to come dressed in theme.

[Rylan]

And we didn't come up Wednesday before the party that happened on Saturday. And as we were thinking about our children. They're very musical. I know. At such a young age. How impressive. They can play the recorder, which Billy can't do.

[Lizzie]

I mean, Billy's three months old.

[Rylan]

Okay, well, you just gave me a really nasty face. And then when I told you they could play the flute, you're like, no, it's a fucking recorder.

[Lizzie]

Well, because it's not A flute. It's a recorder.

[Rylan]

Okay, whatever. They're talented, they're musical, they're icons.

[Lizzie]

They are icons.

[Rylan]

And so. And I have put dinosaurs on them since the beginning of time. Like, their wall is dinosaur themed. Everything's dinosaur themed. Because I think it's a cute theme.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

And so their party theme was Jurassic Jams.

[Lizzie]

That being said, he texted me and said, make sure Billy's wearing something dinosaur. I know I've given you. Hand me down. Dinosaur shit. So I change my baby. If you have a baby, you know what a fucking nightmare it is to needlessly change one of them. So this bitch puts on a little dinosaur crop top because it's almost too small for his fat ass now. And we bring him up in the party. Guess what his boys are wearing? Sweatsuits with bears on them. Guess what he's wearing. Ellen DeGeneres. His outfit. The only people on theme were Shane and my son.

[Rylan]

I spent all day preparing for this party that. Imagine this. It's my kid's first birthday, and the first time Jet ever decides to skip a nap entirely is that same day.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

And so I was worried and then that he was going to be in a bad mood for his birthday party. And so I was like, shane, go rock him to sleep. Let him have 30 minutes sleep before he enters his own party. But his room is where all the clothing is. So I'm like, tiptoeing into the room, trying to let Jet sleep. I woke Jet up anyways, and then I just grabbed the cute bear sweatsuits and said, fudge it. This is what a first birthday is.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Rylan]

But it was very cute.

[Lizzie]

What luxury you had in getting to say, fuck it.

[Rylan]

I thought it was very fun. Chris came. He brought really cute gifts and a card for each baby. Might I ask a card for Jet and Max.

[Lizzie]

Did you read them to them?

[Rylan]

No, I have not. I read them to myself, though, and I thought, oh, thanks, Uncle Chris. They're sitting out so they can view them cute as they're walking past in their walkers. They can say, oh, thank you, Uncle Chris.

[Lizzie]

I did not give them a card.

[Rylan]

That's okay. You gave them something that was equally as hard. Maybe more hard.

[Lizzie]

I had delusions of grandeur, too, because I was like, oh, this is so cute. I'm going to make a onesie for everyone in the baby class from Billy. And then I did those two shirts for you with Billy. And I was like, oh, I'm not going to do that. But then the psycho. And he was like, no, I am Going to do it and I'm going to have all those moms think that I'm a super mom for it, but it's really like I would. I can't do that.

[Rylan]

Well, Lizzie a. Well, even the night before, she goes, okay, I'm going to come before their party only while they're asleep. And I said, well, you're the one that forced this party for the last year, so you better make it here when they're awake. I don't care if you leave Billy at home with the dad so you could do that, but come on over. But you came for a very long time. I was very impressed. Risked your already almost no sleeping.

[Lizzie]

I was so excited. So Billy took a full nap before we came over and I was like, oh, my son, who are you? No interruptions. That was down for two hours out. Then he gets up, we change him, we come here and he has a 45 minute nap, which he goes immediately down for. At your house too. Sleeps in the carrier 45 minutes. Like a little angel.

[Rylan]

Yeah. She went to a dark room to put him to sleep on her chest in the carrier. And then she walks back out five minutes later. And he stayed asleep the entire rat nap.

[Lizzie]

I got embarrassed because I was just standing in darkness like a SIM loading, and I was texting Joe. I was like, I look nuts right now because I'm literally just bouncing back and forth wearing the carrier. I've got a sound machine blasting in my hand. I was like, if they can see me on the nanit, I'm low key embarrassed.

[Morgan]

This is nuts.

[Lizzie]

And immediately, like clockwork, Shane walks in the room and he goes, oh, I.

[Rylan]

Think it was probably more what was on your screen than what you were doing because we know what like, having a baby entails, right? But she's just watching some like the craziest Instagram reel.

[Lizzie]

Well, I was, but it was funny. And I showed Chain moments later.

[Rylan]

Then she's trying to show me something on her phone. And when she unlocks her phone, I was like, ah, what's going on? And it was that same crazy Instagram real.

[Lizzie]

Well, it was funny. It was a funny one. Okay, whatever.

[Rylan]

So this present that we keep talking about or referencing is she made the boys custom onesies.

[Lizzie]

She T shirts. Because onesies are little.

[Rylan]

Are they?

[Lizzie]

No, we hate.

[Rylan]

They don't have buttons.

[Lizzie]

No, we like T shirts. I thought we were T shirt girls.

[Rylan]

I mean, we are T shirt girls, but if I'm being honest, you wish.

[Lizzie]

It was a onesie.

[Rylan]

The onesies are more pract. I know, I don't wish your gift was a onesie, but the onesies in general are more practical, because when it's a T shirt and you're holding your baby, it just rides up the whole time.

[Lizzie]

Crop top.

[Rylan]

And it's like, it's a little too much to manage. You're just always pulling it down. So now I understand why women and babies wear onesies.

[Lizzie]

Got it.

[Rylan]

You know, next round, it's practical.

[Chris]

It'll.

[Lizzie]

It'll have snaps.

[Rylan]

No, no, no. I don't need yours to have snaps. I think it's perfect, as is the.

[Lizzie]

One that I make for mommy and me group. They'll have snaps.

[Rylan]

We've been talking for 11 minutes and haven't even discussed what it is you made for them. They're Billy's handprints.

[Lizzie]

Yes.

[Rylan]

And then it's shaped into a dinosaur, and it says, like, from Billy 20, 24. So cute. Two of them. I can't believe you dared get. And I said, did you trace the hand or did you stick his hand in it?

[Lizzie]

I stuck his hand in it.

[Rylan]

That's.

[Lizzie]

I actually squirted the paint on his hand, and it was stressful. I had James on just watch the vlog. But James was helping me all day with the baby, which was helpful. But I was like. I was like, okay, James, there are two paper towels here. One is wet, one is dry. The second I get the paint on his hand, we have, like, moments to get this done, and then you need to swoop in because he's constantly putting his hands in his mouth, and he can't eat this paint. So when I say wipey, wipey. Hand me the wet one. And then I start going. And I go, wipey, wipey. And he goes, what are you saying? He's like, hand me the wipey. What's the wipey? What are you talking about? I didn't even know we were doing something with paint. It's like, what, bro? He went with me to Joanne's to get the paint. I was like, what do you mean? You didn't even know we were doing stuff with paint. That's like, my grandma.

[Rylan]

This weekend, we were going to get supplies to decorate cookies for a video for Morgan. Yeah. And my grandma goes, what are we doing here? Morgan goes, what do you think we're doing? Really Think about it, Grandma. And she goes, we're here for cookies. And Morgan goes, see, you just answered your own question. My grandma.

[Lizzie]

James, they're crazy.

[Rylan]

What did we have an epiphany about this weekend where both of our Husbands knew. Oh, what? The light up show for Halloween. We went to this, like, Light Up Road. And Lizzie and I, for years, we've been going and thinking, like, it's all authentic, all real.

[Lizzie]

The thing that's cool about this is it's all. All of the light artwork is pumpkins. So it's hundreds of pumpkins that have been carved, stacked together, and then carved to be a cohesive image. And crazy images, too. Like, they have a Hollywood walk where it's like Al Pacino and it looks like fucking Al Pacino.

[Rylan]

Lizzie and I, for years have just been going and marveling at how talented these people are.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Crazy huge pumpkins, too.

[Rylan]

We go separately with our husbands this year and our babies, and both of our husbands are like, these are fake as fuck. And we were like, no, those are real. And then we both came together on my baby's birthday, and I was like, wait a minute.

[Lizzie]

I'm having a second round of epiphany. Oh, no, they're all fake. All of them are fake. I thought. No, I thought we were just talking about the big one. That's like the Jaws one.

[Rylan]

Every single one shade made me knock on them because I didn't believe him. I was like, you get ruined the fantasy. And then I was like, I guess it has been the same every year I've been here.

[Lizzie]

Like, each carving Kardashian.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Wow. God damn. And I guess real ones would rot for how long they're up.

[Rylan]

God bless us for believing in magic.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Rylan]

Husbands. Am I right? We're primarily responsible for everything. And they ruin.

[Lizzie]

They suck the magic out of Halloween. Way to go, assholes. God damn it. If I would have still thought that the small ones were real right until right now.

[Rylan]

It's crazy.

[Lizzie]

Damn.

[Rylan]

So my mom, my grandma, my sister flew in from my baby's birthday. It was such a fun bash. The cakes were incredibly gorgeous. Oh, my God. Like, my dream cake.

[Lizzie]

Another dumb thing we did was I was. There's dinosaurs on his cake.

[Rylan]

We're just dumb girls.

[Lizzie]

Those are fondant. I can't wait to eat those. And Rylan goes, are you sure they don't. I don't think those are fondant. I was like, no, those are fondant. Like, we can eat them. I leave the room, I come back, riley can't eat them. I put one in my mouth.

[Rylan]

And then she goes, you had to literally put that in your mouth to find out that that wasn't fun? I was like, no, I didn't have to.

[Lizzie]

I wanted to.

[Rylan]

I want I guess I don't understand physics because I thought that candle would droop down since it was a cone top. So I thought the wax would fall off, but instead it's making a nice little, like, bowl for its own wax.

[Lizzie]

I think it's really safe to say neither of us really understands physics or.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

So last night, we gathered our two families together to go for a Christmas light walk at the place with the faux pumpkins, which God damn is.

[Rylan]

Yeah, they change it from Halloween to.

[Lizzie]

Christmas, and they barely change it, which is.

[Rylan]

I do have beef. We've never been for the Christmas version, and this was our first foray.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

Into. This was our first dabbling into the Christmas version. All right? And let me say, it was underwhelming, to say the least. It felt like a high school project at best.

[Lizzie]

It's also because part of it is recycled from Halloween.

[Rylan]

And if you've gone to the Halloween version, you know, you know, it's just weird that the Halloween one feels so elaborate, so elaborate and great.

[Lizzie]

Well, when you think they're real pumpkins, you're like, wow, this is a skill.

[Rylan]

And now I'm starting to think, do I ever need to go back? But the answer is, yes, I will, because it's five minutes from my house, and what else am I gonna do?

[Lizzie]

Well, also, Joe and I had so much fun at the Halloween one. Like, I'm racking my Brain now being like, what changed? Because barely anything changed visually.

[Rylan]

Right.

[Lizzie]

But for some reason, the Halloween one's a vibe and the Christmas one is not.

[Rylan]

It just didn't even really feel very Christmassy. And I kept going through and be like, these hairy barrels are left over from Halloween.

[Lizzie]

And hey, Christmas, this fairy thing is exactly the same, but they put fake snow on the ground. Yeah, they have fake snow at the Halloween one too, though.

[Rylan]

And I was a little nervous because Lizzie and I were going with both of our families.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

You know what I'm talking about.

[Lizzie]

I will say this, though. Whenever I do, like a group meshing like that, I always. And I should have told you this beforehand, but, like, I don't have any pressure for any part of the group to stay banded, see?

[Rylan]

And I was nervous because I had planned this out perfectly. We were starting the walk at 5pm yes. My baby's bottle is at 6:45 same. That's an hour and 45 minutes for my babies to enjoy this one mile walk that took me an hour at most. When we went for the Halloween version.

[Lizzie]

And I had that same thought in my mind. I was like, oh, this is perfect. We'll get him home, he'll get a bath, he'll get his bottle, he'll go to bed.

[Rylan]

Well, the problem was you. We got there and at 5pm you guys are waiting for food.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no, the problem wasn't me. We were in the car, the baby's finishing his nap. I said to Joe, why don't you and your mom go in and get the fucking food truck food right now. And Joe goes, I'm not hungry right now. And it's like in that moment, my child is sleeping next to me. It took him a while to get down for his rat nap. We're in front of Joe's mother, who's probably watching this right now. Hi, Marge.

[Rylan]

Hey, girl.

[Lizzie]

Going forward, be advised, if I make a suggestion, just fucking back me on it, because it's for a fucking reason. And I'm too goddamn tired and postpartum to explain the reason to Joe if he says no to it. And also, I'm trying to be collaborative with the guy, but sometimes he doesn't have the same thoughts that I have. And I'm incapable of sharing the thoughts that I have, but they're writer in a world where there's no right and wrong, because that is what parenting is. And I truly believe that the mother's always a little bit writer. And so I just shut the fuck up. After Joe said he wasn't hungry. Knowing full well I had not eaten all day and had multiple protein drinks just crammed in my pockets. And how long it takes a food truck to do anything. Yeah, like, I don't know what the allure of a food truck is anymore. Like a burger is 20, but you can't fit it in your mouth and it's not better than a regular burger.

[Rylan]

And so I'm. I show up and I was like, ready to go.

[Lizzie]

I also told you to abandon us out there.

[Rylan]

I know, but I already have all this pent up energy with Joe that I was like, if I don't do right by him, I'm gonna be hearing about it tomorrow and for the rest of the universe. No, you cannot say I over corrected Chris.

[Lizzie]

Are you kidding me? Right up to my husband pulled him into such an embrace. I was like, jesus Christ, you normally.

[Rylan]

Tell me to blow him. What are you talking about?

[Lizzie]

I mean, that's hyperbole. And then.

[Rylan]

So this was the hyperbole version of a hug.

[Lizzie]

Eye contact that he was giving him Chris made me so fucking uncomfortable. And then he turned around and added like an extra muscle squeeze and was like, great jacket. In a way where I was like, are you trying to fuck him? Because this is weird now, dude.

[Rylan]

I cannot win with this family or this man. Because I was so nervous and on edge that if I didn't do right by this interaction for years, I was going to be dragged to hell that I didn't give him a sweet embrace.

[Lizzie]

Because the problem was between sweet and sexy. Oh, my Sexy. And that's fucking weird. We talked about it too. After his mom left, he was like, are you kidding me?

[Rylan]

It was still talked about.

[Lizzie]

Joe's like, I'm not trying to be homophobic, but did it kind of feel like Rylan was trying to fuck.

[Rylan]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

And I was like, honestly, I was.

[Rylan]

Trying to do right by this family.

[Lizzie]

But, like, I think I might have to have a serious conversation with him because that was inappropriate. I agree with you.

[Rylan]

In front of my grandma, my mom, my sister.

[Lizzie]

That's why I was trying to do that in front of all of us.

[Rylan]

I'm so happily married.

[Lizzie]

No, I know, but this was like some weird, desperate thing. I'm just. I'm totally joking. Nobody talked about you trying to.

[Rylan]

Okay, I'm just.

[Lizzie]

I'm literally just teasing you because I know that it's. She drives you crazy.

[Rylan]

So she had her mother in law and I really didn't, like, I wanted everyone to have a good time, so I was like, I don't want to rush you guys eating. So I was going around the food court trying to be like, well, maybe there's something, like, soft enough that I can give my baby. So I went and got a Mac and cheese, but they were like, yucky. Al dente and yucky. And I was like, well, I can't feed my boys this. And I didn't bring a bottle because I thought I had more than enough time. And so then I start panicking a little because I'm like, well, my babies are going to get real cranky if we don't start moving real fast. But if ditch Joe, then it's like, going to be over for our friendship for the rest of forever.

[Lizzie]

And I had already texted you, forget about us.

[Rylan]

I have your notifications on.

[Lizzie]

That's all.

[Rylan]

I didn't. After I was panicking, trying to fuck.

[Lizzie]

My husband and has me on silent. Can you believe that?

[Rylan]

After I was panicking and running back and forth like, so then I was like, we have to move on. But then after we moved on, I'm like, panicking to Shane and my sister, like, oh, they're going to think I'm like, so mean, just leaving them. So I'm like, running back and, like, trying to be cool, like, hey, girls, how's it going back here? And then Lizzie was like, no, like, I really don't care. It's cool. So I gave Joe another sweet embrace and was like, goodbye, goodbye. Goodbye, sweet man.

[Lizzie]

And breathed in his ear. Goodbye. With eye contact.

[Rylan]

Goodbye. But, yeah, so then we left them because I was like, my babies are going to turn into fuss monsters. They're too hungry.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, my baby turned into a fuss monster, too. We took too many breaks and. And I wound up just having to breastfeed him on the walk. And then I was like, oh, hold on, Joe. I'm gonna run up to Rylan and rub this in Rylan's face.

[Rylan]

So she runs all the way up. And for the reason I had to leave her to begin with for fear of them getting so hungry they're miserable. She comes up and is like, look what I'm able to do. Billy was hungry and he's just eating. I was like, you fucking bitch.

[Lizzie]

Ran up, ran a quarter of a mile feeding my son.

[Rylan]

She's like, jogging while he's breastfeeding in place. Look at this. Isn't this crazy? Okay, don't forget to tell Shane. And then, like Hye tells it runs away.

[Lizzie]

Sorry.

[Rylan]

It all came back to bite her in the ass this morning. It truly did because she's like God bless you, you really are running on fumes. It's hard to be a new mom and you're especially with breastfeeding up around the clock and like barely have any sleep and she's like I hallucinated and thought I had a bottle for working today.

[Lizzie]

I had a full blown breakdown because I went to the fridge after I did my morning pump to add like, like to finish the bottle off to 6 ounces and I was like where's the bottle? Joe was like what are you talking about? I was like did you give him a bottle that he didn't need? Did you give him another bottle yesterday? Just tell me, did you give him a second bottle yesterday that he didn't need? Because there was another bottle in here with 3 ounces in it and I need to top it off right now. And he's like no dude, what? And I was like oh my God. He says not enough milk for the day, he doesn't have enough milk, he's.

[Rylan]

Gonna need his milk. And then Lizzy's like texting me no fucking around today, we have to work and I have to go straight home. And I was like well I have my sister joining us in the car today. I can't promise it's gonna be fast. Maybe just bring him. But also this is your fucking karma for last night and my fucking formula sounds real nice right now. Bring it anywhere, there's enough for everyone.

[Lizzie]

Sorry, that did seem really carmack But I will say after your birthday party or the boys birthday party I was like oh Billy's gonna feel like my birthday party. It did feel like your birthday party. He opened package of clothing and held it up to himself oh my God, this is so cute.

[Rylan]

Maybe I can't squeeze into this. I'm already wearing crop tops from Abacron because that's what they're shoving down our throats.

[Lizzie]

Crazy. What was I going to say? Oh I thought Billy was going to sleep like the dead that night. That was up every hour from 2am on. Oh I was just sitting there. I was going to send the group chat from my mommy and me group a picture from the gift from Titanic where it's they're coming back after it's crashed and he was like is anyone alive out there? Can I hear me? But I couldn't find the gif. And then I was like this, I can't even do that up every hour and that. But last night was good. He slept till he woke up at 3:30. I fed him, I changed him I dropped his ass back down in the snoo and then he didn't wake up until my alarm went off at 7.

[Rylan]

Perfect.

[Lizzie]

And I was gonna cancel today if I had another up night.

[Rylan]

Yeah, I mean I, I get it, but it's, it's.

[Lizzie]

Well, because I'm not going to be.

[Rylan]

Enjoyable and at some point, I mean, hopefully you're about to round the corner.

[Lizzie]

I've heard it's going to get worse.

[Rylan]

Well, it is until it isn't. I remember for us ours were a little delayed as well because they were a little bit premature and there was two and they were smaller babies but around like five months they would solidly, like they had enough food and they'd solidly go down to like waking up once at like 5am and then slowly it just like they slept until 7 and then with the sleep training schedule and everything. But then like once they do something for three nights in a row and you know they have enough nutrients, you never go back.

[Lizzie]

Well, that's what was so frustrating is I had weeks of him doing one wake up and then making it to morning and then it just turned into two wake ups. But that was because I fucked up his thing. And then we kind of made a comeback and we had two nights of just one wake up and one pacifier and then going till morning. And then this just, just smacked me in the face.

[Rylan]

The sleep regressions.

[Lizzie]

That's what I heard. Month four is where they get you.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And that's why it's like thank God he's cute. Thank God, thank God because he is so cute.

[Rylan]

Oh, I am wondering about this because you made a little quip at my children's birthday. We started talking about Christmas and Santa and you were like alluded to the fact. Oh yeah. Liz is like, who's gonna tell you kids Santa's not real. And I was like, not you. And if you're not implementing Santa at your house, Billy's not allowed to my house. That's like ruining. Not. If you're gonna have him be the kid that runs over and tell him.

[Lizzie]

Your kids iPads, then I'm not bringing him anyway.

[Rylan]

I don't give my kids iPads. My kids don't even know what screen time is.

[Lizzie]

Okay, okay.

[Rylan]

They try to get although Apple is a drug, then wherever there's a phone, they know they'll crawl across a room because they sense a phone is there. And I'm like what the hell? But my kids don't even really watch the TV that like we don't even really watch TV in front of our kids?

[Lizzie]

Right. Well, okay, so I will say this. Rhysanda, the jury is still out whether. I don't. I don't know.

[Rylan]

You're giving him Santa. If you're gonna be a part of my life, the only.

[Lizzie]

That's the strongest argument I've heard so far. Don't touch my mic.

[Rylan]

I feel like I can't hear you. It's so low.

[Lizzie]

No, you can hear me. I can. I'm. If I. I can hear. You don't have a headphones on.

[Rylan]

Okay, you win. You fucking win. I just think you need to give him that joy. At least for like five or six years.

[Lizzie]

I'm gonna have a bigger conversation about this, like, with my dad, because I didn't. I never had it, and I never believed in Santa.

[Rylan]

That's why you're such a grouch. That's why you don't decorate for Christmas until November or December 20th.

[Lizzie]

Well, okay, yeah, I just. I don't know, Like, I don't like it. I don't like it. I don't like Santa.

[Rylan]

It's so fun.

[Lizzie]

I understand that. Families have fun doing it.

[Rylan]

You don't have to be, like, elaborate with gifts, even if it's just a couple, like, nice gifts. I'm not saying, like, you have to spoil your kids out of like. But I think it's a fun. Like, my brother and I couldn't sleep. We were so excited. And it's just the pure magic feeling of it.

[Lizzie]

I don't know that I ever had any magic then.

[Rylan]

Well, that's because you didn't get it. You just said.

[Lizzie]

But I pretended to believe I'd be like, but it's different.

[Rylan]

It doesn't.

[Lizzie]

But I was like, lying to my parents. Nobody was in nobody. Nobody in my household was like, santa is real. I was like, I'm gonna pretend that Santa is real. But I am pretending. So it was like, I don't know.

[Rylan]

Well, it had been ruined for you, and I love your parents, but it.

[Lizzie]

Never existed for me.

[Rylan]

Yeah, so let it exist for Billy.

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

I'm adopting him. You're not suitable to be a parent any longer.

[Lizzie]

This. You're third on the list.

[Rylan]

Who? Oh, Shane recently discovered that this weekend you made like a death joke or something. I don't know what happened. And then Shane goes, well, who would they go to? Would they come to us? And I was like, not even. We're third on the list.

[Lizzie]

I'm not even on your list.

[Rylan]

Well, reevaluate yours. I'll reevaluate mine.

[Lizzie]

Would you really if I did?

[Rylan]

Yeah. Do you like my kids?

[Lizzie]

Are you joking? I love your children.

[Rylan]

Okay?

[Lizzie]

They don't like me.

[Rylan]

Max is having a great time with you the other day.

[Lizzie]

I do love when you shake Max very strongly and his cheeks.

[Rylan]

We're not shaking babies.

[Lizzie]

Oh, we're shaking the babies.

[Rylan]

No. If I'm holding him and I'm like, shake.

[Lizzie]

Like, no, I'm shaking him.

[Rylan]

You'Re going to get CPS called on you. That's not what's going down.

[Lizzie]

It's not a violent shake. It's a happy shake.

[Rylan]

Isn't this fun?

[Lizzie]

His little cheek.

[Rylan]

Cheeks. He's got chubby cheeks.

[Lizzie]

He does.

[Rylan]

He's so cute.

[Lizzie]

They're really cute.

[Rylan]

I guess we should react to this radio show before we forget. I mean, we're 30 minutes into the show. I feel like we should have started. This bitch is already asleep.

[Lizzie]

Me?

[Rylan]

No, the one that's gonna get. She'll never hear it.

[Lizzie]

Well, someone will tell her, okay? Someone in her life will let her know that someone else in the world is just being nasty about her. Someone always does that.

[Rylan]

Let's see if I'm technology advanced enough to figure this out. Oh, I don't have headphones.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Rylan]

Oh, Chris brought a second pair. Looks like I'm wearing headphones.

[Lizzie]

What is Chris the producer now?

[Rylan]

He must be.

[Lizzie]

Oh, Chris, you are those. No jeans.

[Rylan]

I've seen those jeans before. Is there a screw? There might be one back there. I might have one.

[Lizzie]

This is exactly what the radio show was saying. We're not.

[Rylan]

It really was.

[Lizzie]

That's such a bummer that they're gonna just see us.

[Rylan]

I try to prepare one thing, and I can't even do that. I didn't know this was happening in my defense. Oh, but he fixed it in his defense.

[Lizzie]

Oh. See, we were kind of ready.

[Rylan]

24303. God, how long do they talk for?

[Lizzie]

Oh, it's happening in my ears.

[Rylan]

2:43. Oh, three. See, I can do hard things.

[Lizzie]

Hell, yeah.

[Rylan]

2:43.

[Lizzie]

Is this just gonna, like, be the end of my day? Like a nail right now?

[Rylan]

Okay. Oops. Oops. Hold on. Let me put these on. Is it too loud or just loud enough? These are kind of new. Thank you for noticing.

[Lizzie]

Other jeans. Yeah, yeah.

[E]

Such a troublemaker. It's KROC Recline. Ali show.

[Lizzie]

Trouble.

[F]

Ali, Are we in trouble?

[Rylan]

Trouble?

[E]

I don't really, frankly care about it, but it's just so funny because something.

[Rylan]

That was such a. I don't frankly Care. I guess I said essentially the same thing, right?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I don't care either way.

[E]

Thing we did on the show when we were doing the sleeper bowl and trying to help people find better ways to sleep turned into apparently a one sided feud now. And this podcast is really mad at us.

[Rylan]

They keep a one sided feud, you.

[Lizzie]

Guys, through the rock. We didn't. We didn't even know you existed until you talked about us.

[Rylan]

In their defense, weirdos, they were just trying to help people sleep better.

[Lizzie]

And in my defense, I never needed to know you.

[Rylan]

Do you see how that sounds? This podcast that just makes you fall asleep? We're just trying to make people feel asleep better.

[E]

We don't. We're not even saying the name of the pie. I actually don't know the name of the podcast.

[Lizzie]

Sure.

[E]

This is just a little sampling of why they're so angry with us right now. And you haven't heard this yet? I don't think Omar's heard. Omar, you have heard this. But Vanessa was all fired up over the break. She's like, you guys won't believe it. It.

[F]

Well, cuz she really does listen to this podcast, right? Aren't you a daily listener, Vanessa? Yeah, she's a super fan.

[E]

She's a super fan.

[Lizzie]

I'm a fan. They post weekly and I listen. And when I was casually listening and then I hear them talking about us, I was like, no way.

[E]

So here's the thing.

[Rylan]

Is Vanessa okay?

[Lizzie]

Vanessa's cute. I'm going to give Vanessa a bone. Vanessa, you're super cute. Sleep tight, girl.

[Rylan]

We'll hang out with you, Vanessa.

[Lizzie]

Should we give her a little shush machine? My baby loves that.

[E]

I mean, this is the. I'll let you hear from their side of things, but this woman sounds very angry.

[Lizzie]

Yo, they need to license these clips from us. You don't get to play my likeness on your dying show without sending me some fucking coin.

[Rylan]

Now we're playing theirs.

[Lizzie]

I don't give a. I'm a hypocrite.

[E]

Talking s throwing shade at them. I don't even know. I. I honestly don't even remember this thing at all. On our show. I remember we all.

[F]

I remember we talked about all this. Yeah, I don't.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, try to act like you don't remember. That's what I hate about everyone. So much. Like I don't know their name. I don't remember them. Girl, you can't get my name out of your mouth. Shut up.

[Rylan]

I don't think they know our names.

[Lizzie]

Whatever the other person in the room was like. No, I remember. I was doing this. I remember. You remember.

[E]

Was that the one where they count rocks?

[F]

No, that was my guy. Oh, yeah, he's fine.

[Rylan]

He's fine.

[E]

That guy just counts pellets.

[F]

That was the guy who said, I have new plan for today's episode.

[E]

That's my new favorite podcast. That guy.

[Lizzie]

Same.

[E]

So I don't really remember this one, but Vanessa, I guess, is what she listens to go to sleep. So they heard us talking about him. Well, first of all, it's very funny. I like. Here's what they say about us.

[Lizzie]

Do you want to talk about those mother.

[Rylan]

Which ones?

[Lizzie]

The people on the radio.

[Rylan]

I guess they're not even haters because they don't know who we are.

[Lizzie]

No, they know who we are, and they act like they didn't know who we are. And they did it again to.

[Rylan]

No, I think what happened is the producer, who we just called cute is the one that listens to our show. And so she presented it to these two radio hosts, and they didn't know who we. They are unaware of us.

[Lizzie]

Sure.

[Rylan]

Okay. I mean, I do think that's what's going on.

[E]

Be honest.

[Rylan]

If I.

[F]

We do not know who you are.

[Lizzie]

I do know who they are.

[E]

Vanessa does.

[Lizzie]

That's why they're bad.

[E]

But. But that's. There's a million. There's a million.

[Lizzie]

Say the name.

[E]

There's a million.

[Lizzie]

Say the name.

[E]

I don't know who they are.

[Lizzie]

I don't know. Trash radio station, which, by the way, nobody listens to a regular radio station anymore unless they have to. I'm embarrassed. You got. You guys. Kevin, Allie. I'm postpartum, dude. I don't mean it. I'm fucking tired. I think you look super cool with your backwards hat, bro. I'm literally sitting here like, yo, I need to get a nice watch in a backwards baseball cap. And I just need to chill the fuck out. I'm seeing the errors of my. I'm embarrassed, honestly. I'm fucking. I'm tired, man. I'm tired. I don't want any beef with you. Okay, well, let's keep going. That one of you is actively seeking out our show.

[E]

So the part that's interesting to me is whenever someone makes this.

[Rylan]

She's going hard.

[E]

She's going really hard.

[Lizzie]

I'm embarrassed. Turn on the air. What the fuck?

[Rylan]

This is why I love you, though, you know? She's going hard. And she can apologize. She can admit when she's gone too far.

[Lizzie]

Give me seven days and I'll chill out, bro. My bad. We're all just people. We're all just walking each other home.

[Rylan]

I think this is on heat, by the way. No, let me help.

[Lizzie]

I don't know how to work anything. This is part of our podcast. We should have cut that out.

[E]

Interesting is. So if no one is listening. So how did you find out that you were being talked about?

[Lizzie]

Listen to the full clip, Kevin.

[Rylan]

My friend who listens.

[F]

Well, maybe somebody tweeted.

[E]

Then how. Then how would you know?

[Lizzie]

And decided to say something nasty about us without even plugging us.

[Rylan]

Okay, give some context. Lizzy's friend was listening to the radio one.

[E]

All right, so here's some context.

[F]

So one of her friends was listening to one of her.

[E]

One of her friends, who apparently she's terrible at picking friends if her friends are forced to listen to the radio. Was listening to us because a lot of people. I hate to break it. Forced to listen.

[F]

You don't have to listen to the radio. You can literally listen to nothing.

[E]

You can choose.

[Lizzie]

God forbid, though, I can't be alone with these.

[Rylan]

Listening to the radio one bright and.

[Lizzie]

Sunny morning because she had no other options.

[Rylan]

Having a great time.

[E]

You got. You got a billion options.

[Lizzie]

Silence is never an option, Kevin, when you got thoughts like these, what is.

[Rylan]

Sarah doing listening to the radio?

[Lizzie]

This is getting so meta. Us listening to a radio show that's listening to our podcast, that's listening to their radio show. And honestly, I think this needs to become a weekly segment. And maybe we should be like what Cher said in fucking clueless. Like, let's rsvp.

[Rylan]

I think we just have to go on the radio show.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

Would you go?

[Lizzie]

No. I'm mortified by what I said to them. I can't ever make eye contact with these people.

[Rylan]

We can just apologize.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I could just apologize. I suppose you're right.

[Rylan]

What if this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship?

[Lizzie]

I don't know. Kevin seems to really not be nice.

[Rylan]

Well, I mean, you were. To be fair, you were screaming obscenity. His livelihood, too.

[Lizzie]

He started it.

[E]

Static.

[F]

Especially if she's local. Then she's listening on her way to something.

[E]

I had some sort.

[F]

It's not like she's, you know, like, traveling from out of town.

[Rylan]

Okay, let's get over.

[F]

How did you donate?

[E]

No, but I was close.

[Lizzie]

Oh, she hears they did a segment on a radio talk show that nobody.

[E]

Listens to, in case you're wondering.

[Lizzie]

Wait, in case or case in point?

[Rylan]

Whatever.

[Lizzie]

The actual saying is they play these shows multiple times over days on the radio because they know no one's listening.

[E]

I don't know what that even is. Play the song. Play what?

[F]

They play this show multiple days.

[E]

Oh, it's because we're doing a live show.

[F]

I. I think what's happening is that podcasters are unaware about coming out with episodes more than just weekly.

[Rylan]

Right?

[F]

So they're like, these guys do this every day.

[E]

We are actually forced. She's right. We are forced to be here. We're chained to the studio four hours a day, every day.

[Lizzie]

You're shouting into an empty void and you're listening to me. I was offended. I don't know if you can. I know. And now I'm embarrassed. Here's the backstory. These. I don't know if I can handle myself publicly. What do you listen to?

[E]

It wasn't. What is so boring that it puts you to bed?

[F]

No, it was what's so annoying that.

[E]

Oh, that's what.

[Lizzie]

I take back my apology now.

[F]

Appreciate the gender swap here, where usually in traditional radio it's the guy ranting about something and the girl going, you're so funny. And it's the opposite here. There's a woman ranting about something and the gay guy's going, you're so funny.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

This podcast, this one that we're on right now. Our. Our podcast. So my friend Sarah's listening to it. They don't even say our names or the name of the podcast, by the way, which is honestly fine because we're not missing out on any real promotion because nobody listens to you anyway, by the way.

[Rylan]

Only reason they're talking about it so much is because you guys didn't pimp it out.

[Lizzie]

I honestly. Yeah, that's what it is.

[F]

Can I flag them?

[Lizzie]

Cuz I'm an actual.

[Rylan]

I literally don't care that they plug our show or not.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, me neither, but I think I cut her off.

[Rylan]

No, no, no, no. She said she's an actual fan.

[E]

I don't. Frankly, it's. It's irrelevant.

[Rylan]

What the name now.

[Lizzie]

He's not letting.

[E]

He's so irrelevant to this conversation. It has to do with the fact.

[Rylan]

I mean, it's pretty relevant to the conversation.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, it's pretty relevant, Kevin.

[Rylan]

We give you the promo.

[Lizzie]

Going on to defend her. She just had a baby, so I think she has.

[Rylan]

Is trying to fall asleep right now.

[Lizzie]

I hope you sleep great, you nasty. But it's okay.

[E]

Hey, that's a you, Vanessa.

[Rylan]

It hurt her feelings. She said it hurt my feelings, but it's okay. I'LL still listen.

[Lizzie]

Vanessa. Dude, I'm sorry. You also hurt my feelings, though.

[Rylan]

It's all fun and games, Vanessa.

[Lizzie]

It's all fun and games, Vanessa.

[E]

Like, as a real. I'm a fan of this. I listen to this because it calms me down for whatever reason. Calms her down when she goes to sleep. And this hormonal woman took this as us.

[F]

This hormonal woman saying that we.

[E]

And now I'm back.

[Rylan]

Kevin.

[Lizzie]

Fuck no. Are you stupid? Are you the dumbest motherfucker to ever walk the face of the earth? This hormonal woman. Kevin, I would to cut that out.

[Morgan]

Okay?

[F]

Hormonal.

[Lizzie]

Her feelings are.

[E]

I was talking about.

[Lizzie]

That's the other thing I told Sarah. I was like, all I do is scream on the podcast. So the fact that this woman can only go to sleep at one of my rage tantrums is.

[Rylan]

That is wild. Because people even comment frequently, like, this is a little too much.

[E]

So anyway, they go into a whole thing and then they start playing clips of our show on their show. I. I don't want to spend much more time on this anyway. But it's just interesting that Vanessa, little Vanessa trying to do a good thing, ends up getting us into a.

[Lizzie]

You know what, Vanessa, you're not the problem girl number one on my list.

[Chris]

Now.

[Lizzie]

Let's be very clear.

[Rylan]

Oh, just what I was going to go on their show, send them some.

[Lizzie]

Crumble cookies, let them know we're sorry, we'll plug their archaic ass show on. No, we did on Shane's, which is even more annoying.

[Rylan]

No, we did on ours, too. I mean, mean, the radio is different. It's just like people in their cars and like people that commute every day do listen to them. They're just not watching on YouTube, I guess.

[Lizzie]

And I was too tired or damaged to reach forward to figure out your headset for you, and he was too damaged to figure out the headset.

[E]

So now they play the clip of us, I guess, making fun of them.

[Lizzie]

It's like 15 seconds of all of us looking like we don't know what the we're doing. Which, honestly, we don't know what we're doing. To be fair, our podcast is rarely about anything. But they were like, they played that thing. We're just like, oh, I can't reach it. And you're like, oh, I can't reach it.

[Rylan]

And that's funny to me.

[Lizzie]

And this guy's like, what's this podcast even about? Like, God, shouldn't they. Isn't the whole thing of a Podcast that you know how to work the equipment.

[E]

They do good impressions of all of us.

[Lizzie]

It's like, isn't the whole thing of a radio talk show that somebody listens but nobody's listening unless they have to bitch?

[F]

Thank you, Sarah, for listening.

[E]

That is the Joe Rogan podcast. I just want to make sure that they get the proper attention they deserve.

[Rylan]

Joe. Oh, you know what? Okay, so Shane looked into it, and their. Their producer, which is essentially like Chris. He's. She was kind of behind the scenes, but there and helping, and she does, like, follow all of us, and she, like, replies to stories, and she. I think this did just get, like, thrown out of context, and then the people that didn't know about us, who are the hosts of the radio show, were reacting to something they didn't know about. I mostly think it's super hilarious. I'm not, like, trying to beef with them. Calling somebody hormonal is a little. But you did go for the Juggler, too. You did go for the Juggler.

[Lizzie]

I think I've been really cool.

[Rylan]

You're always cool.

[Lizzie]

I think I've been really, like. I've been really contained in my response to it all. And in spite of my postpartum rage, I think I held it together both times quite well.

[Rylan]

Except. Except for the part that you said, okay, that was too much. Cut it out.

[Lizzie]

I'm serious. So you're gonna have to beep that because it sounds like a real threat.

[Rylan]

I will. Hold on. Are they done?

[F]

Definitely says nasty.

[E]

We gotta take it.

[Rylan]

I don't have a problem. I'm. I'm. I'm the bigger person. I. I don't have a problem promoting your show. It's the Kevin and Ali show on kroc. Go. Listen, you guys.

[Lizzie]

You're ever stuck in your car and your phone's dead or something, if you're.

[Rylan]

Ever bored and miserable and you want to listen to the radio because your phone's dead and you're in your family.

[Lizzie]

I'm from lax. And there's nothing better going on in your life. Definitely. Check out this guy Kevin.

[Rylan]

And, Vanessa, if you need a job, I got you, girl. Oh.

[Lizzie]

Oh, hi. Also Vanessa. Love you. I'm so sorry that I took this out on you, because we all know the real problem is not you. It's Kevin.

[Rylan]

Okay, so we went to Universal Studios this past week.

[Lizzie]

No, sorry. Did not.

[Rylan]

Sorry to go without you. Well, I bait my husband and probably monthly being like, is today the day? Are we going to Universal Studios? And he's like, no. And one sun and shiny day last week. He was just like, yeah. And so I went without all of you to Grinchmas. It was a great, fantastical time. I vlogged it so everyone will get to see it in a few weeks.

[Lizzie]

I went to Grinchmas without you last.

[Rylan]

Year and you hid it from me too, until aftermath.

[Lizzie]

You're right. Damn Grandma is a bitch. And it hurts.

[Rylan]

It does hurt. Okay, we've been talking for 45 minutes. We've got to go get in the car because my sister and potentially my mom are joining us today.

[Lizzie]

Your mom's been very clear about not wanting to.

[Rylan]

No, she wants to. But my grandma's here and there's only an like five seats in a car, right? So it's like she's worried about how my grandma will be entertained. But I think Shane can entertain her.

[Lizzie]

Or we'll give her a Rubik's Cube.

[Rylan]

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[Lizzie]

Crazy.

[Rylan]

Rolling two, take one. Common mark. Is your screen broken?

[Chris]

Probably.

[Rylan]

It keeps flashing in it. No, we're recording, but it keeps just.

[Chris]

I've had that camera for like six years. It's crazy.

[Lizzie]

So this camera. Seen some.

[Rylan]

While I was setting up these cameras, Morgan's like, well, Lizzie started short shaming my mom, saying, no, you have a tiny ass mom.

[Lizzie]

She's little.

[Chris]

She's a legal.

[Rylan]

Actually, I keep telling her that she could qualify for the handicap spot.

[Chris]

We could totally get the handicap spot. Not for her, but for grandma who needs it.

[Rylan]

And then Morgan's like, you know, there's a song called Short People have no reason to Live.

[Chris]

Oh, it's. I won't say it's good.

[Lizzie]

No.

[Rylan]

I also never heard it.

[Lizzie]

Why would anyone know?

[Chris]

Little legs, little little legs little eyes go around telling big fat lies that's Slander.

[Morgan]

I think he came out during high school.

[Lizzie]

Did this car just cut in front of us?

[Rylan]

Okay. I didn't even say what we're doing. There's like no more holiday things for us to try. So we're just doing what I don't.

[Chris]

Know we'd have to do.

[Rylan]

We've tried most of the things that are. The only thing I think we haven't tried are like the Starbucks holiday menu, but there's too many and then it gets too confusing and then I get overwhelmed and they kind of suck.

[Chris]

Well, I used to do the trying holiday milkshake video every year, but I had to retire it because no one was coming out with anything new.

[Rylan]

This Shake Shacks milkshake.

[Chris]

Those are good. We did like those. The best.

[Rylan]

Yeah, they kind of flopped this year, if I'm being honest. There was only one good one.

[Lizzie]

A Shake Shack.

[Rylan]

Yeah, sorry. Went without you guys. You guys don't watch the vlogs and I can tell. Yeah. Oh, we were doing. Oh, that doesn't look like that person ordered anything. So I was going to McDonald's and Taco Bell and getting what the person in front of us got, but it seems like the people in front of us are getting nothing.

[Lizzie]

Why?

[Chris]

It's gonna be like one Diet Coke.

[Rylan]

Oh, no, I'm gonna. I have to back up and wait for a second, you know. Well, they'll just do whoever was in front of them. Right.

[Morgan]

We could go around again.

[Rylan]

Let's see.

[Lizzie]

There's always a person before us.

[Rylan]

No thanks.

[Lizzie]

Yes.

[Rylan]

Could I just get what the person in front of me got?

[Lizzie]

Which one?

[Rylan]

Whoever got more items.

[Lizzie]

The $6?

[Rylan]

Yeah. Was it nothing?

[Chris]

It's a $6 meal deal.

[Lizzie]

That's what.

[Rylan]

Oh, just whatever it is, fine. I think you thought you more drink.

[Lizzie]

And then four piece nuggets.

[Rylan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lizzie]

And what kind of sauce for the nugget?

[Rylan]

What kind of sauce?

[Lizzie]

Whatever they, what they ordered.

[Rylan]

I think you're ordering a whole thing of your own. Really.

[Lizzie]

It's almost like you're like ships in the night with conversation. Maybe next time we should just say surprise us by ordering for us.

[Chris]

They have a holiday pie.

[Lizzie]

Oh, they just keep going. Just keep going.

[Rylan]

As you just said, there's no holiday thing. Well, no, no, we've haven't. We tried the holiday pie and it's good. I think we were literally here on this podcast and tried the holiday pie. You guys. Hello. Could I add a holiday pie or two? Yeah. Thank you. You know what I also realized me getting a microphone on this cuts off the back view of them.

[Lizzie]

Well, that's why you have this view. Because I could literally be doing anything I want behind this microphone right now and they would never know. And you know what? After this morning, I feel like I need a little air of mystery.

[Rylan]

Really? I just can't wait to realize the microphone. Oh, my God.

[Chris]

There's another song that mom hates from the Fairly odd parents. That's Icky Vicky.

[Lizzie]

I know that's song. I do know the excuse.

[Morgan]

Not a real song.

[Rylan]

Was this a regular or diet?

[Lizzie]

It's a regular.

[Rylan]

Okay, thank you. I used to love fair.

[Morgan]

So there's no ice cream involved in today's.

[Rylan]

You know, I should have just done, like, getting whatever you guys wanted to eat.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Rylan]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Rylan]

Oh, they're in there.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Rylan]

I'm such a.

[Chris]

Aren't familiar with the five dollar meal deal because mom and I were talking about it yesterday that here, the five dollar meal deal is six dollars because me, mom and grandma frequent the five dollar meal deal.

[Rylan]

You do.

[Chris]

You get one cheeseburger, four chicken nuggets, a small fry, and a small drink for five.

[Rylan]

What? You get a burger and nuggets?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Yep.

[Chris]

It's a small cheeseburger and four nuggets.

[Rylan]

Oh, like a kid's cheeseburger?

[Chris]

No, like a. Just a normal cheeseburger.

[Rylan]

I. What's this guy do? Doing.

[Lizzie]

He's a driver.

[Chris]

He looks like he's in the mafia.

[Lizzie]

That's what drivers look like.

[Chris]

He's got a black tux, black Escalade.

[Lizzie]

Sneaky. I don't know why.

[Chris]

And he's staring at us.

[Lizzie]

It seems like every chauffeur is like, I got to be sneaky.

[Rylan]

Okay, who wants the regular Coke?

[Lizzie]

Not. I said the fry.

[Morgan]

I'll try it.

[Rylan]

Here you go, Mom.

[Morgan]

Yeah, thank you. I need to do.

[Chris]

So there's not like a fun holiday festive shake that we're going to have?

[Rylan]

I don't know.

[Morgan]

We've tried.

[Rylan]

Tried, like, everything. Holiday on this.

[Chris]

This is good. This is like, ooh, warm and gooey on the inside.

[Rylan]

Oh, is it a small fry?

[Lizzie]

Yes, that's what I was trying to say. I don't think I'm listening.

[Rylan]

Take a fry. I want to fry, too. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

God damn. They do it right.

[Rylan]

Thank you. You're going back. You like their fries?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I always like their fries.

[Chris]

Oh, yum.

[Rylan]

Does let us know how much the.

[Chris]

Meal deal is in your steak.

[Rylan]

Oh, did they hand us a receipt? I know I was. Yeah, well, the whole point is that you're getting what the person in front of you got. But that didn't turn out to work so well for us.

[Morgan]

I already forgot that, Ryan.

[Chris]

Oh, maybe we should go to like.

[Rylan]

Do you think In N Out has a holiday shake?

[Chris]

No, In N Out doesn't celebrate.

[Rylan]

The only place that has really good bangin holiday shakes that I haven't tried yet. No, we tried them and they were floppy. Is Chick Fil A and Chris isn't gonna let us go there.

[Chris]

Oh, I do remember that. Chris doesn't like to.

[Rylan]

Chris, what am I gonna do, drop you on the side of the road? He does.

[Lizzie]

Oh, we're back on not eating it. You eat. I've seen you eating it multiple times.

[Rylan]

That's a lie.

[Lizzie]

No, girl, it's on camera. We published it on the Internet.

[Rylan]

I tried it. Did I try to bite that? Okay, let's not get in the fight.

[Lizzie]

About multiple times with us.

[Rylan]

That's a lie.

[Lizzie]

Actually, hasn't he been at least twice with us children?

[Rylan]

Now, children, that sounds a lot more fun than driving through Taco Bell and getting what the person in front of us got.

[Morgan]

Do you guys have a good Times?

[Rylan]

I don't think so.

[Chris]

I am a fast food girl until the day I die because this shit is so good.

[Rylan]

Did they not give us any sauce?

[Lizzie]

No, you just kept touching the camera when you were trying to have a conversation with the person.

[Rylan]

You could be like, yeah, I'll just do ketchup then. Break open your pie, girls. Whoa. You have one too. It's right.

[Lizzie]

I know, but I saw it for the first time.

[Rylan]

We literally had this pie on this channel.

[Lizzie]

I don't think we did, sister.

[Chris]

No, we did it on my channel years ago. Oh, but it's a custard banging.

[Rylan]

That's a chicken nugget. Is good.

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Chris]

I hope. Sorry.

[Morgan]

You don't want some?

[Lizzie]

Well, I'm. Chris doesn't. No, no. Here you go. Well, it's warm. I don't want it that bad.

[Rylan]

You sure?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, yeah, I. In fact, I negatively want it.

[Morgan]

I want it.

[Rylan]

Then whoever wants it, take a bite.

[Chris]

It's bang in.

[Lizzie]

What is it? What is in there?

[Chris]

No, we don't care.

[Rylan]

It's like a Funfetti crust with like a custard cream in inner layer.

[Chris]

It's like a sugar cookie pie.

[Morgan]

We should have got one for grandma.

[Rylan]

I don't think I've ever disliked a McDonald's pie.

[Chris]

Me either.

[Lizzie]

You like that one?

[Rylan]

Yeah, I like. What's not to like about this? This was like the type of Filling you always pray for in a donut.

[Lizzie]

Oh, really? I took a bite.

[Rylan]

Do you not liquor? You didn't take a bite.

[Lizzie]

I took a bite.

[Rylan]

Oh, so you didn't taste the cream?

[Lizzie]

I was underwhelmed.

[Rylan]

Hmm.

[Morgan]

She's eating the fries, though, for me. I don't like fries.

[Rylan]

I think it's insane, and I am.

[Lizzie]

Whelmed by the fries.

[Rylan]

I did like the pumpkin. One more, though. Did you try that with the cream cheese? Yes. Yeah, I like this better pumpkin.

[Chris]

This is a 10 out of 10. I agree.

[Rylan]

I'm starting to get over pumpkin flavoring. I think I've just been exposed to too much this season.

[Chris]

You do really dabble in the pumpkin.

[Lizzie]

More than most.

[Rylan]

What are we gonna do with this cheeseburger? Split it in a million.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, let's split it into fifths.

[Rylan]

We all want a little bite, right? Do you have a crumble cookie cutter? Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine crumble cookie cutting?

[Lizzie]

Dude, this person got the saddest order.

[Chris]

No, this is, like, for a one person.

[Rylan]

Yeah, for one person.

[Chris]

This is a banging deal. You get a taste test of everything. This is, like my daily lunch.

[Rylan]

They literally got this on the way to the airport coming to this house.

[Morgan]

No, they didn't have it.

[Rylan]

Oh, just you, mommy. No.

[Chris]

We asked a McDonald's at the airport for the meal deal. And they don't have it at the airport.

[Morgan]

It'd be too cheap. They don't want to. They want to charge you $10 for one cheeseburger.

[Rylan]

Well, have any of you ever consumed a hamburger? I cut through the fight when I was. But I'm so pretty.

[Lizzie]

He is really pretty.

[Rylan]

This can be saved. I don't know if you all want to consume it after that, but. Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

This will give you a reason not.

[Chris]

Our family's IQ Rule is probably equal to one person.

[Rylan]

I love that.

[Lizzie]

Light your portion.

[Rylan]

I'm not above it. Still. I'll still do this. Oh, my God. That was really funny.

[Lizzie]

I've seen how clean you keep that center console.

[Rylan]

Well, I have. I can't stand this lighting.

[Morgan]

I don't understand.

[Rylan]

This is the craziest.

[Morgan]

Why did we eat the pie before we ate the pie? I mean, why'd we eat the pie before the cheeseburger?

[Rylan]

I don't question Ryland. I just do it.

[Morgan]

You just do what you're told. Okay, Gotcha.

[Lizzie]

If that's not a double cheeseburger, I don't know what is.

[Rylan]

I love a classic. Classic cheeseburger from McDonald's.

[Chris]

It's unbeatable it's cozy.

[Rylan]

I would say it's beatable. But it's comfort. Comforting.

[Chris]

It feels like home.

[Rylan]

It does feel, like comfortable and delicious.

[Lizzie]

Just nummy.

[Chris]

Makes you feel safe and protected.

[Lizzie]

I don't feel safe or protected by it. I will say I feel personally victimized by what they've put in that, but I still love it. Do you know what I mean?

[Rylan]

You just can't think about it.

[Lizzie]

It's like a cigarette.

[Rylan]

Did you guys not want some of my flopped onto the ground?

[Lizzie]

I ate it.

[Rylan]

Hamburger. I ate it, too.

[Morgan]

Eat after the pie.

[Rylan]

Oh, you can't mix.

[Chris]

Here's more pie. Mom.

[Rylan]

My babies mix and match what they eat. They go from dessert to sweet.

[Morgan]

Today it was bananas and then next yogurt, and I was doing every other spoonful. Jet wasn't having it.

[Chris]

Look, this is a clean community. They even have wet wipes. I did have a piece and it was delicious.

[Rylan]

Well, whoever didn't get a piece, there's a chicken nugget left.

[Morgan]

I didn't.

[Lizzie]

Didn't really want one.

[Chris]

After the pie, I said I would.

[Rylan]

Say this turned out to be a good sampling platter for us.

[Lizzie]

Facts.

[Rylan]

We did break the rules by ordering two pies, though.

[Morgan]

It is a really good deal. In Colorado, it's only $5 without the pies.

[Rylan]

I think adding one more dollar, it's still a good deal.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

Surprise.

[Lizzie]

Roll me a dollar.

[Morgan]

No, I'm saying that you get a nugget, a cheeseburger, a fry and a drink for only $5.

[Lizzie]

And here it was six. Mm. Wow.

[Rylan]

Freaking California man.

[Lizzie]

Crazy.

[Morgan]

It's supposed to be limited time, but they haven't ended it yet.

[Lizzie]

Does anybody care that they caught the United Healthcare CEO assassin?

[Rylan]

They did. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

They just caught him. No way. In a fucking McDonald's.

[Rylan]

No way.

[Chris]

Yes. Where else would he be?

[Rylan]

I'm wearing a McDonald's shirt.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. There's a glitch in the Sims. Or we're on the right track.

[Rylan]

Wait, so, and what? It. Was it calculated?

[Lizzie]

Yes, super calculated.

[Chris]

Oh, was he getting the $5 meal deal?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Rylan]

Can you imagine? Kill. Oh, wow, this is getting too far. But, like, how hot he is. He's that psychopathic and then just walk straight into McDonald's for the meal deal?

[Lizzie]

He didn't just walk straight in. He is psychopathic, though.

[Chris]

Like, do you walk straight in? What did he do?

[Lizzie]

He was working on his laptop in a McDonald's.

[Rylan]

Did the United Health guy do something to enrage the guy?

[Lizzie]

I would guess so.

[Rylan]

Oh, I haven't looked into the story. I've just seen the headline everywhere.

[Lizzie]

I mean, not that murder's ever the answer. Said me.

[Rylan]

Says Lizzie, the person that just threatened her own life after a radio show host.

[Lizzie]

That was so crazy and hormonal of me. Like, I don't even know what that was about.

[Rylan]

Okay, so nobody wants a Chick Fil a shake. We're just gonna go suffer at Taco Bell.

[Chris]

Oh, I do.

[Lizzie]

What about the ice cream shop?

[Morgan]

Do they have good shape?

[Chris]

But I don't want to offend Chris.

[Rylan]

No, no, no, you guys. I don't care if you guys have it.

[Lizzie]

I swear to God. You went on your phone and Googled that they stopped being homophobic.

[Rylan]

I did, but it doesn't convince Chris. They're not much different than In n Out. I don't think Chris and you eat there.

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Lizzie]

They employed my gay us Waterboarding Chris. I've just. No. Chris. Like the Chick Fil A.

[Chris]

Have you ever had the breakfast burrito?

[Rylan]

Okay, we're going to Chick Fil A.

[Lizzie]

Should I get in my car?

[Rylan]

Oh, cuz you want to leave from Chick Fil a? This is close to the freeway. You're going to just pop right onto the freeway. Okay, you want. Lizzie hates us.

[Lizzie]

I'm terrified.

[Chris]

Yeah, why don't you want to hang out with us? So abruptly?

[Morgan]

She didn't leave a bottle.

[Lizzie]

My baby doesn't have enough milk.

[Rylan]

Okay, do you want.

[Lizzie]

So let's go to Chick Fil A.

[Rylan]

You don't want. Do you want to just get. You can get out now and I'll never see you again. Oh, well, no. Taco Bell has nothing festive and fun.

[Lizzie]

But we love Taco Bell.

[Rylan]

But it has nothing festive. All the girls want festive things. Are you gonna exit out of your own podcast right now?

[Lizzie]

It feels like you're making me.

[Chris]

We want you to stay.

[Morgan]

We want you to stay. I bet it'll be okay.

[Rylan]

You can get out now.

[Lizzie]

It's very far back to my car.

[Rylan]

You and Chris can get out now.

[Lizzie]

I'll just stay in the car.

[Rylan]

You and Chris.

[Lizzie]

Are you gonna pick up Chris on the way to.

[Chris]

I don't want Chris and Lizzie to stay.

[Rylan]

Should I Uber?

[Morgan]

No, go. Just.

[Chris]

We're very far from my car in the boiling crab.

[Morgan]

We're taking more time by not.

[Lizzie]

You're killing me.

[Chris]

I would love to go to Chris.

[Rylan]

I already can't take these comments because now I'm victimizing Chris and Lizzie.

[Lizzie]

Well, who gives a shit about Chris.

[Rylan]

Now I'm Forcing?

[Lizzie]

There's an infant who's starving.

[Rylan]

I'm forcing Chris to an anti gay establishment and Lizzie's baby won't be fed.

[Lizzie]

Way to go, mom.

[Chris]

And I take anti anxiety drugs, so we're fine.

[Lizzie]

How's that going, Morgan?

[Chris]

Amazing. I haven't had a bad thought in you like months. I could just go sit in the boiling crab and have a good time.

[Lizzie]

Well, anyone could sit in the boiling crab.

[Rylan]

No, they could not.

[Lizzie]

Yes, they could.

[Rylan]

Is awful.

[Lizzie]

Maybe we should go to.

[Rylan]

I want to go.

[Lizzie]

Do they have to go to my Wendy Williams? What happened to the high waste management? Turn this cybertruck around.

[Rylan]

She's not doing well. Does anyone want the last chicken nugget? No, no, Please have it, Chris.

[Morgan]

I'd love you to have it.

[Rylan]

It saves Chris. You should save the McDonald's food to eat while we're at chickfila.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Okay, who wants the pie?

[Lizzie]

Anyone?

[Rylan]

Nope.

[Morgan]

Okay, that's my donation.

[Rylan]

Okay, we'll be back in one minute. What the hell?

[Lizzie]

It's cause you talk about rolling.

[Rylan]

I'm rolling on this one. I thought all might ever roll on this one. Hold on. Oh, did I leave this camera on?

[Lizzie]

Oh, great.

[Rylan]

Somebody help. Can you help, Morgan?

[Chris]

Oh yeah.

[Lizzie]

Morgan, you're gonna have to delete that.

[Chris]

Oh gosh.

[Rylan]

The stand.

[Chris]

Oh, it's not even on.

[Morgan]

The stand has a.

[Rylan]

Can you turn it on and hit roll?

[Chris]

Yeah, the stand. Okay.

[Morgan]

Shakes just so you.

[Rylan]

Those just aren't everywhere for people. Do it again. Okay, I will say you can hate. Oh, wait. Market.

[Chris]

Okay, if we don't all get a shake, I'm gonna leave this car.

[Rylan]

Hello.

[Lizzie]

Good.

[Rylan]

How are you?

[Lizzie]

Good.

[Rylan]

May I have a name for the order? Ryan. Ryan, how many? Serviette is the only holiday shake. The peppermint chip milkshake. Could I put the banana pudding leftover? Okay. Can I get three small peppermint chip shakes and two small banana shakes? Absolutely.

[Lizzie]

Do you think they have holiday grilled nuggets?

[Rylan]

And can I get the largest pack of grilled nuggets or not grilled?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, yeah, they're pretty good.

[Chris]

You would like.

[Rylan]

Okay, yeah, we'll stick with that. Oh, let's do like give 12. Perfect. Any sauces? I didn't know you guys went to 30. That's wild. Chick Fil A sauce and ketchup, please. Does anybody else want something for lunch?

[Morgan]

Now what happened to ordering what the person in front of?

[Rylan]

We gave up because there's.

[Morgan]

Okay, just wondering.

[Rylan]

And breakfast is over. Right. Okay. Anybody else want anything?

[Lizzie]

Ranch.

[Chris]

I'm good.

[Rylan]

Ranch Please.

[Lizzie]

And a water.

[Rylan]

And one water. Thank you for putting a bunch of.

[Lizzie]

Ghosts outside our car.

[Morgan]

Isn't that weird? Look at that. Look at his screen. Morgan. Look at all the ghosts around the car.

[Rylan]

What are you guys screaming about? Oh, thank you.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Morgan]

There's like tons of them little demons inside the restaurant.

[Rylan]

Maybe I will say Chick Fil A.

[Chris]

Service top tier.

[Rylan]

Service top tier. They have a lot of gay employees. I'm just gonna put it out there.

[Chris]

Tons.

[Rylan]

And if you drive. If you drive past this at night, it is so lit up, it's crazy. Like, it's on steroids. How. Oh, hello. Yes.

[Lizzie]

I've got three peppermint shakes, two banana.

[Morgan]

Puddings with the 12 count grilled.

[Lizzie]

I have that with the medium water.

[Morgan]

Chick Fil A sauce, ketchup and rich.

[Rylan]

Yep, Perfect.

[Morgan]

You'll be awesome for that one, though.

[Rylan]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

My pleasure.

[Lizzie]

Have a great one.

[Rylan]

Like, I encourage you all to drive past the Fallbrook Chick Fil A and just to get the Christmas joy. No, like you. It's daytime.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I can see the lights and.

[Rylan]

It'S icicles coming down from, like, the drive through area.

[Lizzie]

We should have come here last night.

[Chris]

Well, have you seen how they're revamping the Chick Fil A's now to be a double stack thing so you can drive through the middle and they can send food down the tube?

[Rylan]

Like, can you dine up on top?

[Chris]

Yes. Their dad told me they're revamping and I thought dad was lying because sometimes dad has stories that aren't true. Like, dad dreams stuff up. But that one was real. No, that is so. Look up the double decker Chick Fil A and there you're gonna soon drive through the middle and they're gonna send your food down a tube.

[Rylan]

I just could. I was literally gagged when I drove past Chick Fil a at night the other day. I was like, I've got to give them my money because that is so gorgeous.

[Chris]

They're festive. I did not. Wow. I didn't know you had an Aldi. People talk about Aldi like it's the new Hus.

[Lizzie]

I've never heard about Aldi.

[Rylan]

It's a grocery store.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's a new grocery store. I thought it was in, like, Australia or what's new?

[Rylan]

I like this. Aldi's been here for years.

[Lizzie]

What are the things they're saying?

[Chris]

At least the Halloween prices.

[Rylan]

It used to be.

[Morgan]

I always hear prices. My co workers have them in Lincoln.

[Chris]

And it's the new Trader Joe's.

[Rylan]

Really?

[Chris]

According to the Pilates girl, it's German.

[Rylan]

Right, Aldi?

[Lizzie]

Listen, I trust the Pilates girls. Chris cannot stop rolling.

[Rylan]

It's right where my elbow goes.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's funny.

[Rylan]

Hello? Yes.

[Lizzie]

Okay, they pronounced that wrong. It's Ryan.

[Rylan]

Hey, it's Ryan.

[Lizzie]

Hello, Ryan.

[Rylan]

It is strange whenever he says it. Yeah. Okay, so what's new with mom and Morgan?

[Morgan]

When I say Ryan.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

It makes us feel crazy.

[Rylan]

Don't. I say Ryan to everyone we drive through. But it's also how he says it.

[Lizzie]

What are your kids? What do you tell your kids your name is? What does Shane call you?

[Rylan]

Ryland. That's how he knows me. Yeah, that. I mean, everyone in California, people, like, they call me what they've met me as. Yeah. And it gets real confusing because sometimes, like, my neighbors know me as Ryland and then somebody will call me. It gets confusing people. Everyone thinks I'm lying to them.

[Chris]

Having a double identity. Tough.

[Rylan]

It's hard when I. I mean, I have commit committed to Ryland, but I.

[Morgan]

I gave birth to him. How do I. I don't know.

[Lizzie]

Oh, does it offend you that he renamed himself?

[Morgan]

No, because you picked the name.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but.

[Rylan]

Oh, look at this couple.

[Morgan]

They're looking at the trap like, oh, that is so.

[Lizzie]

They're scared.

[Chris]

We scared the old people.

[Morgan]

We should take him for a ride.

[Lizzie]

Where are we gonna put them?

[Rylan]

I would like to know a little bit more about their lives.

[Chris]

I'm okay with that.

[Rylan]

Wow. Get in here, guys.

[Lizzie]

Come on, guys. We're going to put you in the truck.

[Rylan]

Wow. I can see them mixing our shakes.

[Lizzie]

I would call them Ryland, though, but.

[Morgan]

They'Re not thick here, though.

[Rylan]

Excuse you. Oh, my gosh.

[Chris]

Mom.

[Rylan]

My mom hates chick fil a.

[Chris]

The mom is the thick shake queen. And no shake wood satisfy her thick gravy.

[Rylan]

I think you're gonna be surprised at how thick these are. Maybe your chick fil a just isn't lit up and it doesn't have thick ice cream.

[Morgan]

It's always just really runny.

[Rylan]

How do you feel about an in and out shake?

[Morgan]

It's so funny how people look at you in this.

[Chris]

People look at you as if you have perhaps maybe just murdered.

[Morgan]

You know what? I don't know if I've had an in and out shake because I feel.

[Rylan]

Like they're pretty thick.

[Morgan]

They might be. I don't. I can't remember having one. I've been to In n out.

[Rylan]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I'll tell you, good times with the custard chicks are really.

[Rylan]

Oh, there are a Ton of straws. Thank you.

[Morgan]

Arby's has a jamoka shake.

[Lizzie]

That's really Arby's.

[Rylan]

Wow. She's really going niche with her shakes.

[Morgan]

And Wendy's. The frosty, it's. Yeah, like ice cream is so good.

[Rylan]

Yeah, the frosties are amazing. If you guys would. If anybody would like to start in on a nugget, feel free.

[Lizzie]

Oh, they pitched this as if it was going to be a lot.

[Rylan]

Well, they said 30 and I said chill it out.

[Lizzie]

Do we get forks?

[Rylan]

They do it. Why do you need a fork for the nugget? That's finger food.

[Chris]

No, they're not. They're like saucy a little.

[Lizzie]

And they're very hot. Oh, they're very hot.

[Rylan]

Oh, you're complaining about how fresh it is.

[Lizzie]

Grab one.

[Rylan]

Homophobic.

[Lizzie]

Good luck.

[Chris]

Oh, I love the grilled nuggets.

[Lizzie]

Your mouth burnt?

[Rylan]

No, this is perfect.

[Lizzie]

Lies.

[Rylan]

This is perfect.

[Lizzie]

You're just eating the burn. And we're going to hang up the camera and he's going to go.

[Chris]

Next.

[Morgan]

Time we're going to Aldi.

[Chris]

Yeah, can we go later?

[Rylan]

Maybe we got too many shakes.

[Lizzie]

How many did you got?

[Morgan]

Can you get too many?

[Lizzie]

Shut up. There's only five of us.

[Chris]

I think you got five.

[Rylan]

Oh, I got two bananas, three peppermint.

[Lizzie]

That's only five on a pepper.

[Chris]

Peppermint one. Samsy's mom will eat the banana one.

[Morgan]

Sure, I'll eat one.

[Rylan]

You're not gonna drink the peppermint shake?

[Lizzie]

I love a peppermint banana.

[Rylan]

You're gonna jug the whole thing?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you should.

[Rylan]

You and I will share, Lizzy.

[Lizzie]

No.

[Morgan]

Have a whole one.

[Lizzie]

I couldn't do it, Vicki.

[Chris]

I didn't know that Lizzie didn't eat dyes.

[Rylan]

Well, she does. First of all, she does.

[Chris]

I don't know this about you.

[Rylan]

Second of all, she'll complain about it the whole time and love it.

[Lizzie]

I'm a deeply complicated hormonal woman.

[Chris]

Yeah, she told me she wasn't allowed to eat nerd clusters in front of her husband the other day.

[Morgan]

What are you doing?

[Lizzie]

My mother in law watches Morgan.

[Chris]

You're ruining her marriage and her life. I can't do that.

[Lizzie]

I gotta go.

[Chris]

I can't be responsible.

[Lizzie]

This is why I stayed in the car, to make sure no one said anything wrong.

[Chris]

Just know I offered and she was munching on those nerd gummies like Morgan.

[Lizzie]

We were friends until this point. Am I gonna have to go to.

[Chris]

Your barn and that's how I want to do too? So we could do it. Together.

[Rylan]

These nuggets are good.

[Chris]

I'm just gonna say I told you, for a non breaded nug, you get the. Okay, listen, you get the grilled nuggets. You get a kale crunch salad. You mix it all together.

[Lizzie]

Why do you know so much?

[Chris]

Because we only have Chick Fil a and Taco Bell in our area. And McDonald's. We only have fast food where I live.

[Morgan]

We don't have many. We don't have any good salad.

[Chris]

There is no option other than chicken. McDonald's where we live.

[Rylan]

That's how I feel when I go to Bakersfield.

[Chris]

No, Chris is where me and my mom live. Comparable to Bakersfield.

[Rylan]

Uh, I think it's better.

[Chris]

Okay, well. Okay, that's good. I've never been to Bakersfield.

[Rylan]

I can't believe you're a hater on your own town now. That's not my town. No, not you.

[Chris]

I'm not a hater. I am just realizing that maybe it's not good for me to be surrounded by 70 year olds and no one else. I think I'm going a little cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.

[Lizzie]

Or you're getting wise.

[Chris]

I am getting wise.

[Morgan]

Wow, that tree has really big oranges on it.

[Lizzie]

I think those are lemons.

[Morgan]

You think these are lemons?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Oh, maybe. Oh, let me pull up.

[Rylan]

I think there's an orange and a lemon.

[Morgan]

If we're being honest, I think you could be right.

[Rylan]

There's two different.

[Lizzie]

I would bet my life they're both lemon.

[Rylan]

Well, get out there and prove it, girlfriend.

[Lizzie]

Here we go.

[Rylan]

Where are we ever gonna find light? This sucks. We have melting shakes and my mom's gonna complain about them. Oh, my God.

[Chris]

No. They're both melted ice cream freaks.

[Rylan]

Yeah, we are.

[Chris]

Mom and Ryan's weirdest habit is that if the ice cream starts to melt, they're gonna throw a fit.

[Rylan]

Oh, yeah, we are.

[Lizzie]

But then he does this. He ran out of the mall with shakes the other day, Morgan.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, he did?

[Chris]

Yeah, it's just a little soupy. It's good. It's like.

[Rylan]

Okay, I'm just gonna park sideways here because that's where the lighting's the best.

[Chris]

Did you tell everyone that you got hate crimed with a ticket on your car yesterday that said that you parked like an idiot?

[Rylan]

Oh, yeah, it was a statement against the cybertruck.

[Morgan]

Yeah, he was perfectly in the lines. I think they thought he took up.

[Rylan]

These ones are banana or something. Wait, did we get enough straws for everyone?

[Lizzie]

Do you want a banana?

[Morgan]

I'll just do Whatever.

[Rylan]

I mean more. Oh, Chris probably doesn't want these.

[Chris]

Chris.

[Rylan]

Okay. Thank you.

[Morgan]

He won't have to eat it on camera.

[Lizzie]

No, we'll tell everyone publicly that you maintained your political stance. It's not an on camera thing. Sound off in the comments below. Did Chris eat with us here one time and enjoy it? I feel like you tried something.

[Rylan]

I don't remember. To be honest. The banana is incredible.

[Chris]

What?

[Rylan]

I'm. I started with banana. You can throw your straw in here.

[Chris]

Should I start with the banana? No, it's peppermint.

[Morgan]

Okay. It's a little thicker than I thought it would be.

[Rylan]

It's very thick.

[Lizzie]

Oh, the peppermint one has clumps of peppermint. This kind of tastes crazy if you're mixing peppermint and banana.

[Rylan]

The banana is good. You don't like. I love bananas, though.

[Morgan]

It's really good.

[Lizzie]

It's like they took a candy cane and beat the out of it and then threw it in here.

[Rylan]

Really? Can I try it?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you can use. I don't care.

[Rylan]

Oh, gonna freaking kill me.

[Chris]

That's the peppermint wipes on him.

[Morgan]

What did you say?

[Rylan]

All the whipped cream and the cherry and the charging port. Shut up.

[Lizzie]

Why did you say all that on camera?

[Rylan]

Oh, I didn't do that.

[Morgan]

Cut. 1, 5, 10. Cut it off.

[Lizzie]

Chris, why did you throw the smoothie?

[Morgan]

You. Here, let me show crazy political activist over here. Oh, my gosh, Chris.

[Lizzie]

That checks out.

[Rylan]

I know. Don't. Well, no, it's not.

[Lizzie]

It's just nothing.

[Rylan]

Can you girls pose back there?

[Morgan]

You're so unin.

[Rylan]

Chris, you don't have to.

[Lizzie]

Here, Chris, open your mouth.

[Rylan]

Shut up. Don't force.

[Chris]

Chris.

[Lizzie]

Literally, Chris was like. When we weren't rolling, he was like, get me this, this, and that, and I'll put it in the trunk.

[Rylan]

I'm still drinking banana. I thought I was drinking peppermint.

[Lizzie]

That's crazy. Well, this is good acting, Chris. You're so mean. Chris is also an actor.

[Rylan]

I can clean it up. Did I.

[Lizzie]

She saw it.

[Rylan]

We all saw it.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. We're all there.

[Morgan]

I have no idea. I can't. I can't. I can't be on anybody's side.

[Lizzie]

You can't confirm or deny anything. Mom will not.

[Rylan]

You just could be on the side of the truth.

[Lizzie]

No, that's a side.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. It doesn't matter. The shakes really good and it's thick.

[Rylan]

Okay, let me see. My sunglasses are also ruined from that experience. Okay. Peppermint shake.

[Chris]

Delish.

[Rylan]

I'll do this after Morgan. It's okay.

[Chris]

It's like almost done. You just don't want it to dry in there.

[Rylan]

Oh, they got big chunks of candy canes.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, girl, I told you. Really? You want to taste mine?

[Rylan]

Do I like the banana more? Are these legally in a court of law chicken nuggets or just cut up bits of chicken breast?

[Chris]

Okay, Chris, you just loved the frickin McDonald. No, I'm just saying.

[Lizzie]

How is it?

[Chris]

Just looks like chicken breast. A giant grilled chicken piece just cut into pieces.

[Lizzie]

Oh, dang. To prove your point, I just lost half my nugget in the sauce.

[Rylan]

Wow, the peppermint shakes good too.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Rylan]

Have you tried both, Mom?

[Morgan]

No.

[Rylan]

Which are you on?

[Morgan]

I'm on the banana.

[Rylan]

Oh, let me pass back a peppermint.

[Chris]

The peppermint makes you feel holly jolly. I want to go run around with candy canes in my hair.

[Lizzie]

That will make me sick. Sick.

[Rylan]

Actually, the peppermint's better than the banana. I like the banana. I can appreciate the banana, but this is for the season.

[Lizzie]

They want to watch Vicky enjoy it.

[Chris]

Tis the reason of the season. Amen.

[Rylan]

Yum. Ooh, are there little chocolate pieces?

[Morgan]

Do you want to try this? Oh, you've tried the banana.

[Lizzie]

I'm morally opposed to the banana.

[Morgan]

You are?

[Rylan]

Do you not like bananas? What's wrong with you?

[Lizzie]

They're gay.

[Morgan]

Oh, they are.

[Chris]

I love banana. It belongs in a smoothie, not a shake.

[Rylan]

Are there napkins anywhere?

[Morgan]

That's really good too.

[Rylan]

Or can I have a wet wipe?

[Chris]

Yeah. I can't get.

[Rylan]

Yeah, the banana. Although amazing, now that I have the peppermint and I know better. Yeah, I do better your know what I'm talking about.

[Chris]

You don't know what you don't know.

[Rylan]

Yeah. Until you try the peppermint and then you're like, damn, girl, take me to Chick Fil A.

[Lizzie]

And that's the sip.

[Rylan]

That is the sip. Does anybody else have anything to say?

[Chris]

I feel like you should like how the wizard of Oz calls them Ozians. You should call them Sippians.

[Lizzie]

That sounds like a hard pass.

[Rylan]

Oh, geez.

[Lizzie]

You were.

[Rylan]

Well, I was trying to think what we call the pawdience is what we call them.

[Chris]

I went to see Sick. Sick. I went to see Wicked by myself. Sorry, Mom.

[Rylan]

Wait, I thought you had plans to go with mom and Susie.

[Chris]

They wouldn't pick a time.

[Rylan]

She went by herself too.

[Chris]

Did you like, really? I've never been to a movie by myself. And I was so sad that I.

[Rylan]

Kept having you chose the 2 hour and 40 minute movie to go alone.

[Chris]

I loved it. I think I'm exclusively going to movies by myself.

[Lizzie]

There is chocolate in there.

[Rylan]

Kind of a nice experience. You don't have to wait on anyone.

[Chris]

I'll go with you again.

[Morgan]

There was a reason we didn't go any.

[Chris]

I know, but I. Everyone else is talking about it and I didn't have anything to do one day and I was getting fomo.

[Rylan]

Honestly, that's why I had to go see it too. Everyone was chattering about it and I was like, I can't be not.

[Chris]

And I was scrolling past everyone's tick tocks about it because I didn't want to know. So I just had to know.

[Morgan]

And now listen to you yapping about it.

[Chris]

I didn't give away anything, but everyone knows that I love Ariana Grande. And I've been waiting for it to come out and then no one would go with me.

[Lizzie]

Well, this whole family stands. Ariana.

[Rylan]

I think they're all. I think the Internets are fucking frauds. Everyone. Because you're the biggest fan of her music.

[Morgan]

But I didn't like her.

[Lizzie]

I gotta go.

[Chris]

I saw so many girls that I follow slandering Ariana in their vlogs. And then as soon as Wicked came out and she was cool again, everyone was like, we love Ariana. And I'm like, four months ago you were hating.

[Lizzie]

I still hate her.

[Rylan]

Oh, Lizzie, why?

[Lizzie]

And I thought she was great.

[Rylan]

If that's not the epitome of the Internet, though. They hate somebody until there's, like, they're popular again. And then it's like.

[Chris]

I don't care what she's allegedly done or has not done. I appreciate her talent.

[Rylan]

And everyone's allegedly done something, right? She hasn't allegedly. She on camera did things, you know. What? Licked Donut. Oh. I mean, she was a teenager.

[Lizzie]

Like we haven't all taken a shit in a golf pole.

[Morgan]

I don't think that was something to make me.

[Rylan]

I hope to God nobody ever finds some. A video of you when you were a teenager doing something. Chris.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, Chris. To take pictures of it.

[Rylan]

No.

[Lizzie]

Yes, you did. You said you and your bandmates got together and drank a bunch of milk to throw up or something for the family.

[Rylan]

That's not intentionally sick, is there? Okay, the way you worded that's very confusing.

[Lizzie]

But didn't you get.

[Rylan]

I didn't get cold intentionally. Okay, everyone, it's.

[Lizzie]

But you did throw up on purpose.

[Rylan]

For a punk rock band photo. Yes. In the privacy of my house.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I didn't realize, okay?

[Rylan]

There's too many conversations.

[Lizzie]

You asked for this.

[Morgan]

Listen, dad.

[Rylan]

Wait, you said Ariana blows Taylor Swift out of the water.

[Chris]

Vocally, yes. But I am a Taylor Swift top point five fan. I watched the live stream last night when everyone went to bed like, I'm a Taylor Swift fan. Because you wanted to go to bed.

[Rylan]

We got no announcements, by the way. Like, nothing happened.

[Chris]

And she wore the same damn outfits three nights in a row.

[Lizzie]

It's reckless how she does that shit. Because all of us pay extra for those last shows. And then she like, gotcha, bitch.

[Rylan]

It's like when I went to the last LA show thinking we were gonna get some amazing gift and it was just a 1989 announcement. Well, that was a gift I wanted to get. I wanted a. I wanted a guest. Okay.

[Chris]

I wanted to guess, like, Gracie Abrams.

[Rylan]

Oh, now that I'm a Gracie Abrams, Stan, what I missed, not going to her is the open.

[Chris]

I wish that Sabrina Carpenter was the opener for my show.

[Lizzie]

Gosh.

[Rylan]

See, we ran out of space. That's the Lord telling us we have to go.

[Lizzie]

God bless.

[Rylan]

We love you guys so much. I love her album.

[Lizzie]

Wow, Really?

[Rylan]

I love her.

[Lizzie]

Are they just gonna play their fight over our faces?

[Rylan]

I love her voice. Okay, everybody, thank you so much. Follow my sister, follow my mom. Hope you have a great holiday season. We love you very much. Goodbye.

[Lizzie]

And that's the six it. All right, Chris, eat your sandwich. Now.

[Rylan]

I would never.

[Lizzie]

Here's your. Here's your Chick Fil a sandwich, Chris.

[Morgan]

Okay, now I want more peppermint shake.

[Lizzie]

More, girl.

[Morgan]

Okay.