Revealing "My List of Previous Partners" To My Husband

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode Summary: Revealing "My List of Previous Partners" To My Husband

Episode Date: September 24, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of The Sip is a mix of unfiltered couple banter, pop culture commentary, and a dash of personal (and slightly awkward) confessions. While the cheeky title suggests major “tea” about partner lists, much of the episode delivers cozy car chat with fast food, behind-the-scenes life updates, honest conversation about marriage, illness, and the unpredictable realities of parenting. It culminates in a half-joking, half-serious exchange about Ryland’s list of previous partners, making for an episode that's both deeply relatable and hilariously chaotic.

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Key Discussion Points and Insights

1. Life Updates and Catching Up (00:00-14:00)

• The Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease Saga:

  • Ryland and family have recently been through a bout of hand, foot, and mouth disease, which they jokingly suspect might've started at Taco Bell.
  • Ryland: “I’m pretty sure Taco Bell is where I got hand, foot and mouth disease. I’m not starting that rumor. I’m just saying one plus one is two, and two plus two is booty lava, and booty lava is hfmd, period.” (00:25)
  • Discussion about who brought the illness home and Ryland’s lingering symptoms (“I'm no longer contagious. My doctor has cleared me, mama.” 04:34).

• Fast Food Adventures:

  • The episode is set in a car as Ryland and his cohost/husband Shane (B), eat Taco Bell while discussing past and present cravings.
  • Banter about their order and the thrill of eating in the car, plus struggles to find a parking spot with decent lighting.
  • Ryland: “Guys, who else went out and rushed to Taco Bell to get the chili cheese burrito after you saw Lizzie and Chris eating it? It looks good as—” (11:55)
  • Hilariously candid as they describe messy eating, taste-testing, and Ryland’s “gloved” food handling due to a skin condition.

• Behind the Podcast:

  • Update on why the podcast format shifted (sick kids, visiting family, Lizzie’s schedule), and openness about the struggle to balance life and content creation.
  • Ryland: “Sometimes we just can’t stop. And I think sometimes the world’s trying to tell us, like, slow down, and we just don’t know how to press the brakes ever.” (34:09)

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2. Parenting, Marriage, and Real-Life Chaos (14:00-37:00)

• Intimacy While Sick:

  • Lighthearted debate about when it’s “safe” to resume hugs and physical affection during/after illness.
  • Shane: “So like, at what point are we getting intimate? I mean, because you keep putting it off.” (12:53)
  • Ryland: “You won’t even hug me for a long time.” (13:10)

• Parenting in the Trenches:

  • They discuss the exhaustion of parenting through illness, guilt over resorting to screen time, and the constant battle to keep up with work obligations.

• Household Dynamics and Roles:

  • Playful argument about who is the better nurse/caretaker when sick and the burdens of being the parent who “does the most.”
  • Ryland: “When he’s sick, babes, I’m making gift baskets… He doesn’t even say thanks. Honestly, if we’re being honest, that’s a lot.” (31:09)

• In-Law Humor:

  • Discussion about Lizzie looking just like her dad, joking about her dad being her in prosthetic makeup.
  • Ryland: “Lizzie’s dad looks like Lizzie in prosthetic makeup to be, like, an older man… It’s like, jump scare.” (06:14)

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3. Podcast Production & Pop Culture Chatter (37:00-44:00)

• Set Design Drama:

  • Ryland is feeling anxious about committing to a new studio design for the pod, concerned about audience reactions (“What if I hate it? What if you guys hate it? And now it’s also The SIP. So what if the SIP audience hates it and now everybody hates it…” 22:58).
  • Lizze points out the set feels more “Ralph Lauren mood board” and less energetic/chaotic.

• Hand, Foot, and Mouth Awareness:

  • Candid conversation about how little-known but disruptive HFMD is, especially as parents.
  • Both vent about sanitizer brands and wish for a more effective product (“No hand sanitizer actually protects against hand, foot, mouth disease…” 24:05).

• Pop Culture & Parenting:

  • Halloween plans, talk of Halloween haunts, parenting with minimal “screen time,” the Incredibles movie, and Ryland’s fascination with the children's dark sense of humor.
  • Ryland: “I’m too old to go to, like, the haunts… you go there and you’re kind of like, wow, I’m old.” (37:25)
  • They joke about how Instagram will be “annoying” during the Taylor Swift movie weeks as everyone dresses in theme colors like with Barbie (42:13).

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4. The List: Past Partners Reveal (44:00-56:45)

• After some meta-brainstorming about clickbait titles, the conversation shifts to Ryland’s “list of previous partners”—the supposed main “event” of the episode.

• Ryland’s List:

  • Ryland laughs about how his list isn’t even names—just descriptors: “Some of them don’t have real names. Like, one’s just Laurel Canyon Man.” (45:04)
  • Shane teasingly wants to see the actual list and reacts: “You follow him. I mean. You follow one of the people that you were with?” (46:42)

• Memorable Quotes and Moments:

  • “It was revealing. Counted just now, it’s 18. I don’t think that’s that many people.” (52:01, Ryland)
  • “If you counted all the people… that would be like a hundred.” (52:28)

• Open Conversation about Sexual Histories:

  • Shane admits his “list would fit on one hand,” citing body image and emotional hesitance.
  • Ryland expresses sensitivity about body issues and being “a grower,” and the awkwardness of early sexual experiences post-weight loss and surgery.
  • “It’s hard when you go from being very overweight, and then you get the skin surgery, and then you got the scars, and now it’s a talking point, and now you have to explain it…” (49:56)

• Typecasting the Exes:

  • Quick humor about whether Ryland had a “type”—Shane claims three of the exes looked identical.
  • Ryland: “No, we just both liked the person that he worked for, so…” (55:31)

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Notable Quotes and Memorable Moments

• On Hand, Foot, and Mouth:
  “Hand, foot, mouth has planted her seed, and she's the queen of the stage, and she's not moving, and it literally will last for weeks. And it's crazy.” —Ryland, (24:36)
• On Parenting Exhaustion:
  “We walk the yard every night, very like Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shaw… and it's been an angry walk, like ‘Why does this keep happening? What's the universe trying to tell us?’” —Ryland, (33:02)
• On The Partner List:
  “You follow one of the people that you were with?” —Shane, (46:42)
  “If you counted all the people that you just had encounters with your mouth… that would be like a hundred.” —Shane, (52:22)
• On Intimacy:
  “I really haven't been with that many people, and I think… it's because I'm too emotional and sensitive. But I also do think it's a combination of, like, severe body issues…” —Shane, (49:53)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Time | Segment | |-----------|------------------------------------------------------------------------| | 00:25 | The Taco Bell “Booty Lava” Hand, Foot, and Mouth Joke | | 12:53 | Lighthearted debate about post-sickness intimacy | | 31:09 | Ryland talks about being the “over achiever” caretaker | | 33:02 | "Walking the yard" as therapy/coping | | 37:25 | Halloween plans and aging out of haunted attractions | | 45:04 | The “List” is revealed to be comical, descriptors, not real names | | 46:42 | Shane catches Ryland still following a past partner | | 52:01 | Ryland's total count of previous partners ("It was revealing, counted just now, it's 18.") | | 55:04 | Admitting there’s no real "type" on the list |

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Tone and Feel

The episode is chaotic, playful, and deeply candid—punctuated by domestic squabbles, genuine affection, and tongue-in-cheek self-deprecation. Ryland and Shane navigate openness about uncomfortable topics and manage to make vulnerability both hilarious and relatable. Pop culture nuggets and side conversations add to the familiar, comfort-food energy of the episode.

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Episode Takeaway

While the title promises a scandalous “partner list reveal,” this episode is really about the messiness of real couple life, the workload of parenting while ill, and the small dramas and joys that make Ryland and Shane’s relationship both ordinary and internet-worthy. The actual “list” reveal is more about comedic storytelling than juicy details, but it fits perfectly into the ongoing, laughter-filled saga of The Sip.

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Final Notes

• The partner list segment, while the show's hook, is handled with a balance of humor and respect—no “naming names,” just enough detail to fuel a thumbnail and some couple’s teasing.
• The show delivers plenty for long-time fans: podcast process talk, pop culture teasing, “messy house” confessions, updates on Lizzie, and the couple’s charming dynamic.
• True to the show’s branding: “Nothing is off limits…except maybe showing the actual list on camera.”

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If you want to skip to the section most related to the title, start around 44:00.

Transcript

[A]

You follow him.

[B]

I mean.

[A]

You follow one of the people that you were with.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

She's out of the house.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. First time for us in what feels like three and a half years.

[A]

Years.

[B]

Let me just turn this down.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. First of all, guys, I'm pretty sure Taco Bell is where I got hand, foot and mouth disease. I'm not starting that rumor. I'm just saying one plus one is two, and two plus two is booty lava and booty lava is hfmd, period. So. But we're back. You know why? Because I give people second chances. And I'm giving Taco Bell her second chance. Also, I just.

[B]

I have never seen a vanilla cream soda freeze at Taco Bell. Do you think they have that in zero sugar?

[A]

I don't think so. Okay. To be honest, I've just been craving it, which is weird because now I'm thinking maybe I didn't get hand foot mouth disease from Taco Bell because I wouldn't be craving it again because you know what I mean? Like, you get something and then you don't crave it anymore cuz it made you sick.

[B]

I know. And I was like, listen, we just ate Taco Bell on a live stream. We also. Oh, we didn't. But Chris and Lizzy had Taco Bell in the sip last week. So I'm like.

[A]

And it made me hungry too. Redundant side note, I edited that because I was quarantined. I had nothing to do. And I was like, give me something to do. So he gave me the sip and.

[B]

I had two babies, just miserable on me. And so, yeah, he helped me, I helped our family. And we were all down and out.

[A]

I was like, sick.

[B]

Thank God.

[A]

And I was like, you know what? This makes me want Taco Bell. So I've been craving it ever since. Thank you, Chris and Lizzie.

[B]

I don't know. Chris, Lizzie, obviously we're going to eat, but I guess this will just be more about our conversation than our eating. Is that how this goes?

[A]

Yeah. The title for this is gonna be something obnoxious and clickbaity. Like, are we. Are we doing this?

[B]

Well, for now, we can just put this right here. But.

[A]

Well, hold on. I don't want my swimsuit reveal. Okay, so let me explain why I'm in swim trunks and a normal shirt.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

We had to go get a thumbnail shoot for one of my conspiracy videos. So, like, you're only seeing me from here up. So I was like, all right, we're doing this. And we're keeping the swim trunks and.

[B]

Crocs, and that's going.

[A]

And I'm like. And nobody will ever see this. It doesn't even matter. The second we get out of the car, a group of Gen Z is like, are you filming? And then they, you know, we're like, can we be in the video? And I was just like. And then they started filming me with their phone as I look insane with Crocs swim and bandages all over the place.

[B]

Oh, no. Do you know what you want?

[A]

I have no idea.

[B]

Me either.

[A]

But let's be chill. It's fine.

[B]

Oh, no. What did I decide I liked on your.

[A]

I don't know. But we're calm and we're chill.

[B]

Hi, welcome, Taco Bell. Are you picking my throat? No, thanks.

[A]

Could I get a large Baja Blast zero?

[B]

Okay. And then could I get a steak grilled cheese burrito? A steak grilled cheese burrito.

[A]

Got it.

[B]

Could I get one of those vanilla cream soda? Freezes the orange. Vanilla or just vanilla?

[A]

Just vanilla.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Just vanilla.

[B]

Just vanilla. And that is gonna be regular or large? Regular. Okay.

[A]

A chili cheese burrito.

[B]

A chili cheese burrito.

[A]

And a double decker taco supreme.

[B]

A double decker taco supreme.

[A]

That's all I should do. That's all I should do. And a bunch of the nachos. No, if you want to. And a bunch of hot sauce.

[B]

And a bunch of hot sauce.

[A]

We don't need a quesadilla. We don't need a quesadilla.

[B]

Large Baja Blast.

[A]

And a chicken quesadilla.

[B]

And a chicken quesadilla, please. And. Yes, that's correct. All right, it will be 2563.

[A]

We'd like to round up for students.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thank you. 26 even.

[B]

I'll see you saving the world. Thank you. You're welcome.

[A]

Just rounding up for children.

[B]

Wow. Their promotional materials for this decade's menu is really good. Wow. Our Taco Bell right next to our house should take note. They could never listen. I know it's a hard job, but they like.

[A]

We're not starting drama with Taco Bell.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Sorry. I talk around all of that on the sip.

[B]

I'm just saying I don't. Every week when I'm in charge of ed, it's not cut around.

[A]

So listen, Lizzie and Chris were very sweet to them. I had nothing to do with them. It was more like, I don't want to put an employee on blast for.

[B]

You know, being impossible.

[A]

Okay, let me explain, just in case you see a glimpse of my hands. Well, where's your gloves. I am no longer contagious. My doctor has cleared me. Mama.

[B]

You also, I think you were the first to get it. If we're being honest with ourselves, we're not going there. Okay?

[A]

We're not going there.

[B]

Oh, do you have your gloves? I mean, people are eating with us. It's a little unappetizing. I'm not trying.

[A]

You're so fucking mean. Every time I complain about my hands because they, like, are very uncomfortable, you're always like, ugh, whatever. Cut to you right now being like, cover them. They're disgusting.

[B]

No, it's like he got a chemical pill for his hands. And I'm just saying, like, he's gonna have the softest hands any adult has ever seen.

[A]

I will say it has made my, like, this area of my face where I was infected. It has made that very baby soft.

[B]

Interesting.

[A]

Doesn't even. Are you kidding me? Why are you being mean to me? You're lucky I'm doing this right now.

[B]

And of course, I literally said we could. Oh, I guess I haven't even addressed, like, okay, here's what's going on. I wasn't able to film, obviously. I had two very sick children and a sick husband. And we made it work last week outside, and then this week, we weren't able to. And then Lizzie's family came in town. And so our idea is that Shane and I start by eating lunch here. There's an ad break, and then Chris and Lizzy and Chris, Lizzy's dad will round out the episode. And they were gonna try pumpkin spice latte. The fall menu at night.

[A]

Can I just say. Can I just say, have we talked about how Lizzie looks just like her dad and it's actually crazy?

[B]

Yeah, we have.

[A]

Okay. It's insane. You guys are going to see that and you're going to be. It's like, jump scare. Because literally they look the same. Lizzie's dad looks like Lizzie in prosthetic makeup. To be, like, an older man, like, it actually is crazy. Like, get ready for it. I wasn't ready for it when I saw the first time I saw a thumbnail of Lizzie and her dad, I thought she used face app to make herself look like a man. I was like, oh, that's so funny. And I clicked on the video and I was like, oh, my God, they're twins. She got the full prosthetics. Well, then I found out that it's her father.

[B]

If you don't see them in this video, it's because she's having A hard time. She's at the hotel with her dad, with the baby, with her husband, cuz her dad's staying at a hotel. And she said, oh, we've attempted to film and it didn't go well, so I have to start over. And I'm like, what do you mean it didn't go well? And she's like, I don't know, I can't explain to you. And I'm like, okay, I'm getting rid.

[A]

Of your baa ba. We don't need it. Sorry.

[B]

Put it in the back.

[A]

We don't need it.

[B]

Okay, thank you. Thank you.

[A]

That was a weird okay, but okay.

[B]

Thank you. I really think we should. Is the orange better, in your opinion? Wow. Okay, thank you.

[A]

Here's the thing. I'm sorry, 10 out of 10. I vetoed lover. I vetoed the orange thing because, like, orange vanilla is like gross to me. And I know that you would have liked it. So I'm sorry. But this was exciting to me and I knew if I said get both, you would have been like, I'm not getting both.

[B]

I literally, I think in the footage, I said, okay, should I try it first? Thanks. Oh, interesting.

[A]

Did you swirl it? Did you mix it?

[B]

I feel like you didn't mix it enough, I guess. I don't know. It's good. It's. It's a little. I mean, it doesn't have that much flavor. It's good though.

[A]

I kind of love it.

[B]

Their consistency of an icy vodka in that.

[A]

Hi. Bye. I like it. No, I love it. I love it.

[B]

You just have some chapstick. It's not like dry skin or anything. I'm just. You don't want. You'd rather go the whole episode and me not tell you the way he does it.

[A]

Here's the thing.

[B]

I feel like they just witnessed it.

[A]

You saw it?

[B]

They just witnessed.

[A]

Where? Literally that tiny little nothing burger.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I did a whole Patreon podcast the other day where I had chunks of skin all over me and I was. And I watched it back in the footage and I was like, it is what it is, is what it is. It was my quarantined episode. It's disgusting. Shout out, shout out. The real ones clock it.

[B]

So what's going on?

[A]

What do you mean what's going on? Everything.

[B]

Thank you. Me too. Period. The grilled cheese or the grilled steak? Cheese burrito.

[A]

Where are we going? We have to park also. We are those people now. You know what I mean? Every time you see like a minivan mommy with like all the toys and crap in their car, and you're like, girl, clean it up. Hi, we're here. Welcome, welcome. Be welcome.

[B]

Okay, we're going into the Carl's Jr parking lot.

[A]

I'm just saying. HomeGoods, if you're hiring and you need somebody to design cute signs with animals.

[B]

They definitely are seeking you.

[A]

So cute.

[B]

We can.

[A]

You're not. Did you hear it?

[B]

Well, welcome. Like.

[A]

Like welcome of a whale welcome.

[B]

Well.

[A]

Oh, gosh. We're not gonna find good lighting and we're not gonna care. Did you see one of the top comments on. On the last pot? You're not parking in the middle of the road.

[B]

I could care less if people don't care about me.

[A]

Finding one of the top comments was I don't care. Note to Ryland. Notice how Lizzie and Chris didn't even look for good lighting and we really didn't care.

[B]

Well, guess what? I don't care that you didn't care. I'm still gonna find good lighting.

[A]

You're already here first. He doesn't care about you. He said it, not me.

[B]

Oh, my gosh, this overcast day sucks.

[A]

It's cause you open this. Close it.

[B]

Did you know Carl's Jr shares a parking lot with Mission Burrito?

[A]

That's a lot. That's a lot of information to take in at once. Also, the Carl Jr. Parking lot has. I've never seen a more empty parking lot in my life. And that makes it harder.

[B]

Bad. Yeah, I don't want, like, a company to crumble, but I also can't consume it.

[A]

But we also need to remember when we were teaching Max and Jet how to drive, we're coming here. You teach them in a parking lot that there'll be no chance of another person entering. And that's a Carl's Jr. Parking lot, sweetie. Sorry about it. They should advertise it that way. Hey, do you want no one to ding your car? Come over here.

[B]

Okay. This is annoying. I nor like, it's taking extra long.

[A]

On my. On top of my camera.

[B]

I just don't know. Like, normal. I've done 360 at this point.

[A]

So annoying.

[B]

You should just work. But it's so, like, they literally can't even see us.

[A]

There's a woman eating a whole can of soup with a spoon, and I love that.

[B]

This is as good as it's gonna get.

[A]

Did she even heat it up? Probably not good for her. You could use my light.

[B]

Oh, okay. That looks great.

[A]

I brought something to change into because I'm sick of the Shirt. Sorry, but it's too late. We're doing it.

[B]

Oh, I guess just put the whole camera up there, right?

[A]

Look at us. We're so lit. Oh, no, I can't really see myself.

[B]

I trust you. I'm just going in for this grilled cheese.

[A]

I'm so happy. Oh, I'm so happy. I've been wanting this for so long. Okay, I. Guys, who else went out and rushed to Taco Bell to get the chili cheese burrito after you saw Lizzie and Chris eating it? It looks good as.

[B]

Didn't we try that on your Patreon livestream? Yeah, I didn't like it.

[A]

I love it. You're wrong. And it's okay to be wrong as long as you acknowledge it.

[B]

Look. Oh. Oh, I missed that first bite.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Oh, it's hot. Hot. I love it. I'm licking the glove, so I don't want to be gross, but it's a sip, and they're waiting for drama.

[B]

What kind?

[A]

So I'm no longer contagious. I've been cleared. So, like, at what point are we getting intimate? I mean, because you keep putting it off.

[B]

Me, putting it off? No, I keep putting off the hook.

[A]

You won't even hug me for a long time.

[B]

He was like, when can I have a hug? And I was like, I don't know. Even though I'm, like, covered in my baby's spit, drool, cough, sneeze with the same infection that I think they got from him. And then.

[A]

Oh, my God. If they.

[B]

If they've seen the status of your hands, it's a little like. I think we need to do, like, hands free.

[A]

I'm fine with that.

[B]

That's possible, right?

[A]

Mmm. Ooh.

[B]

What? The chewing?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I can't enjoy myself with you.

[A]

No, it's bad. You need to just chew less. Trust your mouth. Trust your instincts. Your mouth won't let you swallow it if it's too big. But I think you need to roll it around in your mouth a little bit more. Trust them gums.

[B]

Well, I don't know. This is steak, and you said the number one thing adults choke on is steak.

[A]

That is true. I googled it. Yes.

[B]

You don't think you're contagious for real?

[A]

No. Okay, what are you talking about?

[B]

I don't. It's saliva based. Okay. I was just enjoying that.

[A]

Okay, well, then just leave me, like, the bottom chunk.

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

There's so many.

[B]

You like. You like the edge of a burrito no matter what?

[A]

I like the edge. A burrito Also the other day I said, somebody said something like, oh, this is all tortilla. And I was like, I'm all beans. And I didn't know what I meant. But honestly, I'm turning the air up. Sorry. But honestly, I know what I mean.

[B]

What?

[A]

Like you're all tortilla and I'm all beans.

[B]

What do you mean? Okay, that's too much air.

[A]

No. They also left a comment saying, guys, I don't care.

[B]

I don't care how they feel about the production.

[A]

We don't want you to sweat to death.

[B]

When this is your production, you can make the rules. Right now, this is my production.

[A]

This double decker, which is what I call us, is really sensational.

[B]

Did you hit it from both sides or you didn't leave me a safe side?

[A]

Nope, that's mine. You don't like a double decker? You said you didn't like the textures of it. I never forget.

[B]

Is that the one that's in, like, do they close the soft tortilla with beans onto the hard one or cheese?

[A]

Beans. Beans. Oh, my God. Side note, beans from even Stevens. There's so many rumors about him, and I need to get to the bottom of it.

[B]

What do you mean? Can I get a napkin?

[A]

That is one good thing about wearing gloves. You don't need napkins. Your hands are napkins. I literally have never gotten deep. Like when I. When I dip my chicken in my honey chipotle sauce at home, I go full knuckle deep. And I don't give a because I'm not feeling it because I'm wearing gloves. And now I'm starting to understand the idea of a seafood boil because they all have their gloves on. They're all cracking and going in. They're throwing caution to the wind, and then they all throw it a big trash can at the end.

[B]

Are you going to start implementing that?

[A]

Yes, literally right now. I mean, I don't like seafood, but I'm just saying in general, like, next time we go and get nachos, I'm bringing gloves and I'm going right in the center and I'm getting that good chip. We're not around using a fork and a knife. What is this, a five star Michelin restaurant? No. You guys want to see my quesadilla?

[B]

We should have got the nachos. I'm really starting to regret our Taco Bell.

[A]

Nachos are like, not it. Although we could drive through Mission Burrito. It's right there.

[B]

Okay, I guess like this.

[A]

This. Give it a tap. What?

[B]

I Didn't get to doctor that up in your preference. So I could taste a regular quesadilla?

[A]

Delectable.

[B]

Is it better than your way?

[A]

No. Here's the thing. I will be incorporating new words today because I feel like it's getting a little. Like, this is good. This is good. You know what I mean? This is bad. We need to change it up. So this is dynamic.

[B]

Whoa. Which part about it makes it dynamic? Is it the cheese? Is it the excess sodium?

[A]

It's a texture of the intimacy of the condiments on top of the dairy with the lactose. Really?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Is that for me?

[B]

Mm.

[A]

Oh, my God. You left me a big chunker.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

Step aside.

[B]

Mmm. That is good.

[A]

Oh, a nice chunker with a. With an extra little bite. Okay, so let's talk about our plans for the rest of the year.

[B]

Oh, not the week.

[A]

Well, no. Okay. What are you gonna call this episode?

[B]

Me? I've never called an episode anything.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

What?

[B]

Their quesadillas are good. I've just never had one that you haven't ruined.

[A]

That's insane. I make them better.

[B]

No, you make. He's. He sauces it to a degree in which it, like, pains me. The same way he doctors up. Well, used to doctor up a water. Like, so much flavor that it's, like, it hurts.

[A]

I don't go crazy. Like, I just do one little packet of my water talk. Which, by the way, guys, I got a PR box.

[B]

From who?

[A]

Well, this is exciting. So I've been really getting into Fruit Riot. I don't know if you guys know what that is.

[B]

Oh, well, I know what it is.

[A]

It's sour coated, like, frozen grapes. They're so good. I will say if I don't brush my teeth right afterward and go to bed after I eat Fruit Riot, I will wake up with no enamel on my teeth and every and all day, it hurts. So note to self. Brush your teeth.

[B]

You know, you can't build back enamel.

[A]

I can build back anything.

[B]

Is there anything else in there that's good, huh?

[A]

They slid it. I never checked my DMs, and I accidentally checked my DMs. Like, I swiped, and I was like, ah. But I will say I saw a couple Big Brother contestants in my DMs, and I was like, period. And then I saw Fruit Riot, and I said, fruit Riot, I love you. And she. We love you. I said, oh, my God. And then she said, let me send you a bunch of Fruit Riot.

[B]

How do you know it's a she?

[A]

The Emojis.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

So I'm just saying I wish we would have brought them that we could. Another taste test. I never get. PR companies never want to give me anything. They don't want to be associated.

[B]

I mean, he's their biggest customer. If you open, I'm like, I'm almost embarrassed because, like, the people that work at our house, if they open our freezer, it's like so much fruit riot that it's falling out on top of you. And they must think we have like, a really strange problem. What's in that?

[A]

This is a chili cheese burrito. Sucking the innards of the chili cheese burrito is next level.

[B]

It's gross.

[A]

It's really not.

[B]

Did I not get anything else?

[A]

Well, there's a bunch of the quesadilla.

[B]

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[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

I never looked at my hair today either. Imagine that. I don't know if I can consume Mission Burrito right now. That is, like, one of our favorite to go Mexican food places in our area. But, wow, it really is a commitment. Mission Burrito.

[A]

I burped. And that means I'm comfortable with you guys, so you're welcome. Okay, so what's your goals for the sip?

[B]

For the sip?

[A]

Yeah. How are we gonna. Are we gonna change anything? Are we gonna change the format? How do you guys feel about the new sip that. The new environment?

[B]

Don't ask them that. Are you kidding me?

[A]

They like it. I think they like it.

[B]

I think so. But, like, I mean, it's. It's not finished. We still have to, like, finish it off a little bit, but I'm nervous.

[A]

Here's the thing, and I want your guys's opinion on this because it's also part of my podcast, but it's also Ryland's podcast, and I do like the way it feels right now. That room with the couch and, like, the cute colored lights and stuff. Originally I was going to do wallpaper. It was going to be green, like green plaid with green walls. I had a whole vision for it, but then I started thinking, oh, no, but what if I hate it? What if you guys hate it? And now it's also the sip. So what if the SIP audience hates it and now everybody hates it. And here I am just eating a double Decker.

[B]

It is a little bit different. It's a little more like Ralph Lauren mood board than, like, it's a little.

[A]

More like the silhouette. Discuss our thoughts on the matter. You know, it's like, it's more that and a little less like, I just number threed.

[B]

Right. Which, you know, I think the SIP needs something a little more like, energetic and chaotic.

[A]

Can I also throw this up? So let us know. But also, can I throw this out there? Not sponsored. I love my.

[B]

My Touch Land.

[A]

I. I love it. Right? Well, this is going to sound mean, but now I've realized I have some notes. It's pointless.

[B]

Oh. Because it doesn't protect from all.

[A]

It doesn't protect against. Well, no. No antibacterial or, like, not antibacterial? No. Hand sanitizer actually protects against hand, foot, mouth disease, which is rampant. It is literally one of the most spread viruses ever. Nobody talks about it. I talked about therapy today because I was like, okay, we're over here talking about all These other things. Hand, foot, and mouth can survive for weeks on a doorknob. Weeks Covid.

[B]

When I asked chat GPT, they said it only lasts on surfaces for an hour. Well, hand, foot, and mouth.

[A]

Hand, foot, mouth has planted her seed, and she. She's the queen of the stage, and she's not moving, and it literally will last for weeks. And it's crazy. So I'm like, I could literally get. You could literally get this from a shopping cart, from a doorknob, from literally. I think I got it from, like, a grocery store. You get it from anywhere. Nobody ever talks about it. So then I told my therapist. She goes, well, people talk about it when you have kids, because usually only kids catch it, and it's pretty rare for an adult to catch it unless you have, you know, a weak immune system. So that's where I'm at. All I'm saying is we need a version of something like this that is specifically for hand, foot, and mouth disease.

[B]

And if we're talking about touchland specifically, you need a more powerful spray. All right, I'm just throwing it out there. I have to spray, like, 18. I have to spray, like, 18 times to get the amount of hand sanitizer I want. Whereas, like, this basic one from the grocery store, this thing has. Oh, it's empty. Cause I use it all the time.

[A]

You're just doing it.

[B]

It's just a powerful spray.

[A]

You're doing it wrong.

[B]

How many times do you have to touch it to get.

[A]

Once.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Okay, so, yeah. Have any of you guys ever dealt with hand, foot, and mouth? I was very embarrassed about it when I found out that Ryland talked about it on the sip. I texted him.

[B]

He was, like, so offended. And I was like, I'll cut around it. I made the whole episode about it. So I was like, I won't post the episode.

[A]

Well, I just don't enjoy you taking my trauma content. And I know that you.

[B]

The trauma affected me too. Are you kidding me? Two sick babies.

[A]

Three. But also, he admitted that he's a terrible nurse. He's a lot of things. A sweet partner, a good partner, a loyal partner, a caring caretaker. We're not gonna.

[B]

My children.

[A]

We're not gonna say that to my children.

[B]

Yes, I am.

[A]

Yes. But. But they're too young. Once they get to a place where they're like, dad, can you go get me a popsicle? You're gonna be like, ah. Like, once they start asking for things.

[B]

Well, they get their own popsicle.

[A]

All I asked for. Here's what I Let me. You guys can judge this. No, you guys can judge this. Okay, so I have my coffee.

[B]

I have spiders living in my bed. I have the biggest spider bites everywhere.

[A]

That's. I don't want to be mean, but that's dis. That's disgusting.

[B]

I know. And the circumference.

[A]

What is the shape of it?

[B]

Well, I just clawed my nails into it because there's like. Don't you remember the myth as a kid? If you, like, mark an X into it, it will no longer be itchy.

[A]

Literally.

[B]

But why is the circumference so red? Does that mean it's like a black widow? Maybe.

[A]

Wait, are you okay?

[B]

They say the black widow does, like, when did the.

[A]

Are you talking. Are you, like, being dramatic for the podcast or do we need to go to the hospital?

[B]

It really itches.

[A]

I'm, like, freaking out.

[B]

Wait, you think it's that bad?

[A]

I don't know. It looks like a fucking belly button. Like, what is going on?

[B]

Get my whole body into camera.

[A]

I'm. I might lose my double Decker. Okay, well, while you're dealing with that drama, you already showed it in the picture. This is a lot. Oh, this is your tortillas hanging out.

[B]

Tortilla. I would say burrito.

[A]

No alters. You don't get it. It's okay. What do you mean, all tortilla, all beans? Anyways, so here's the thing. I have my coffee right every day. I do my fixings.

[B]

The beans is in reference to your genitals.

[A]

Like my balls. And tortilla is like your flaccid.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

It's like when people say, like, I'm all hot dog. I'm all. I'm all. Or what is it? I'm all hot dog, I'm all bun or no? I don't know. There's the saying. So anyways, I have my coffee, right? So the way I do it. 3 tablespoons of sugar free pumpkin creamer.

[B]

We all know.

[A]

Two healthy squirts of sugar free caramel syrup, four drops of stevia, and I mix her up with the metal straw and slurp. Slurp. I'm in. I'm. I'm in flavor town.

[B]

Okay, my first problem. I don't know the difference between tablespoon and teaspoon.

[A]

We'll get there.

[B]

Why can't they be more clear about which is which? It took me 15 years to learn my left versus right.

[A]

How do you think I'm gonna learn tablespoon is tsp? Why isn't it just tablespoon has a B in it.

[B]

I know, but T, T, like T, spell it like tea. Then I would know.

[A]

No question.

[B]

It's also three letters. T, E. A teaspoon.

[A]

Okay, so here's what I did. I knew he wasn't gonna do that for me. So for the first week of my quarantine, I just said, hey, can you just like, put a little pumpkin creamer in my coffee? That's all I asked for. I didn't even ask for stevia, even though I had to, I had to chug that like it was medicine without my stevia. It was like I was drinking.

[B]

I would add stevia for you, but.

[A]

I didn't know because I knew you'd roll your eyes and it'd be a whole thing and it'd be annoying. So I didn't do that week. Two rolls around, I'm still quite quarantine, and I'm like, you know what? I'm ready for my stevia. I'm ready for it. So then I said, hey, can you put three tablespoons of, of my creamer and four drops of my stevia? Two healthy squirts of my sugar free caramel? And you said, girl, I know how to do your coffee. And I was thinking, well, you didn't do it all week, but okay. So then I said, well, are you using a teaspoon or a tablespoon? And you said, no, I'm just eyeballing him. He's eyeballing it. You trust? I, I, he doesn't even know left and right. Where's your left?

[B]

I do.

[A]

Where's your left? How did you get there?

[B]

I know my left and rights now.

[A]

How'd you get there? Well.

[B]

L makes him left.

[A]

See what I mean?

[B]

But I also just know, like, I'm very good. I don't have to, I don't panic when somebody says left anymore. I just know.

[A]

So then I'm like, no, no, no, get a teaspoon. No, I said, no, no, no, get a tablespoon. And then he goes, okay, the little white one in the thing, right? I said, no, no, no, that's a teaspoon. The tablespoon's a lot bigger and I'm going to need a lot more, A lot more creamer in my coffee. And then I said, I live. I only have a few things that make me happy right now. And that's one of them. And then he said, I can't find a girl. And I said, keep looking. So I had to force him to do it. He finally did it. Coffee Was still not great.

[B]

Well, and then I was like. He was like, make sure you stir it. And I was like, you can't stir your own.

[A]

He literally. Here's what he did. So once you put a bunch of crap in your coffee, you know how it's, like, almost overflowing? So first of all, he didn't empty out a little bit to make room, which is fine. It's a rookie mistake. But then I was just like, well, I don't.

[B]

I drink my coffee black, babes.

[A]

I can't believe I had to say this, but I said, did you stir it? And then he goes, no, you could do that. Wow. You're. You're just shoving a straw in it, putting the cap on, and bringing me an unstirred. What is this?

[B]

No, I'm not a barista. I'm a husband.

[A]

When he's sick, I know we've already done this, but when he's sick, babes, I'm making gift baskets. I'm putting notes. I'm. I'm doing the most. I'm postmating, like, treats that he said on his first date are his favorite candies. And I'm finding. And I'm putting them in there with little love notes on it. I get better soon. I'm really going in and doing the most. He doesn't even say thanks. Honestly, if we're being. If we're being honest, that's a lot. Thank you. But that's okay because I don't do it for that.

[B]

That's a lie.

[A]

I don't do it for that.

[B]

I. If you want to make me edit right now, I will go back to the last time I was sick and scroll up to me saying thanks, screenshot it, and post the receipts.

[A]

Anyway, so that's where we're at right now. I'm going to be honest. I'm, like, a little nervous because I feel like I am getting sick lately a lot because of the kids, and I feel like I'm. My immune system is building, as is theirs, and I'm just nervous for next time because I'm like, I need love. I need love.

[B]

Well, the pro. I mean, you don't always have to isolate once the kids have it too. It's like, I guess you can re enter the world. We were able to successfully keep Covid only within your body last time when you successfully isolated. So we were trying to do the same thing, but then it didn't work, so what are we to do? And other than that, like, I don't think anything happened. This Week. I think it was just, like, caring for two. I'm, like, looking at my photos to see, like, what we did.

[A]

A lot happened. I just don't know what we can talk about.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Well, this was. It's been, honestly, a rough couple weeks. I'm trying to remember. Even at therapy today, she's like, how's it. Cause I haven't seen her in a few weeks because she went out of town, and she's like, oh, how was it? And I was like, honestly, bad. But I don't even remember so bad. So I just remember every night. So me and Rylan, I think we talked about this before, but me and him walked the yard very, like, prison vibes. Prison culture.

[B]

Well, because, yeah, we have children. We would walk the neighborhood, but you have to stay within distance of the baby monitor.

[A]

So every night we walk the yard very like, Elizabeth Holmes and Jen Shaw. Is that a person? I just pulled that out of my subconscious. Is that a person in prison?

[B]

I think it's a Real Housewives.

[A]

Is she in prison?

[B]

I've only heard headlines.

[A]

I don't know who she is or if she is. And I'm sorry, but I know Elizabeth Holmes has, like, a friend from Real Housewives that they walk the yard together in their sweatpants, and they. You know, they talk. They scheme. So me and him, we walk the yard every night for, like, an hour, and we just. We scheme, we talk. We're talking about, like, what? What's this doing? How are we going to do our.

[B]

Dreams, how we could do things better, how we could be more efficient, how. What we like about each other, what we'd like to progress on.

[A]

And I feel like every night we walk the yard, and it's been an angry walk, and it's been like a. Why does this keep happening? What's next? What is the universe trying to tell us? Do we need to slow down?

[B]

I think so. I honestly think we have. And, like, this isn't helping. I. Like, I should have just taken a week off the sip, but here I am. No, I'm just being.

[A]

Put it on that.

[B]

I'm not putting it on you guys.

[A]

Caretaker. It's your fault.

[B]

No, I'm not saying it's your fault. I'm saying sometimes we just can't stop. And I think sometimes the world's trying to tell us, like, slow down, and we just don't know how to press the brakes ever.

[A]

That's not true. I feel like. I feel like having kids. We didn't. Like, we. If we didn't have kids, it wouldn't be an issue, I think having kids.

[B]

Oh, they're the problem. Not, you guys are our kids.

[A]

I'm just saying we probably should. And we did for, like, the first six months to a year, but then we kind of went back to, like, all right, starting the patreon, starting this, starting that, which is exciting. But also it's like, oh, everything is harder, obviously, when you have kids. Like, and when the whole household gets sick and it puts everything on pause. And then, like, so for me, it's been every day, like, oh, my God, the podcast, the advertisers are upset, the episodes getting pushed. This is happening. Whatever, whatever. And I'm responding to people being like, hi, my whole family has hand foot mouth. And they're just like, yeah, we don't care. Like, it's like a very, you know, I mean, no, they're very nice about it, but it is kind of hard to explain to people, like, who don't have kids.

[B]

Well, that's what I, I. We'll talk about somewhere that it's just like, at this stage in our life, it's harder to cancel our obligations than it is to just find a way to follow through on them. So I think finding a way to productively rework our structure or find, find out how to make things flow easy. I don't know if it's hiring more people. I don't know.

[A]

Can I just say, also, and I'm only saying this because I think he listens or watches sometimes, but my podcast network guy is, like, the best, and I love him, and he's been so sweet throughout this whole thing. I was actually not talking about podcast sponsors. That's not something else I'm dealing with, but it's in the same, the same world, so. Not you. Also, side note, I texted him. I was like, he was texting me something. I said, I'm sorry, my family has hand foot mouth disease. And his response was, holy fuck, just googled it. What? Yikes. And I was like, okay, thank you.

[B]

Well, that's, that's the, that's the thing is, if you haven't dealt with it and you just start Googling it, you're like, oh. And then you talk to any parent ever, and they're like, yeah.

[A]

I mean, it sounds like a mid. It sounds like something you get in, like, the medieval times. Like, it literally is like, oh, I got hand foot mouth disease.

[B]

Because you break out in blisters everywhere, and then it looks like you have a chemical pill and it's Just like, oh, my gosh. But of course, you're the adult in our house to get it.

[A]

I'm just a big old baby, period. Not my fault. So, yeah, what's the first, like, what is our first spooky activity? Because I'm so excited, guys. I know you already saw my. My cup. I know I've already done this before, but I'm really excited about spooky season. And I feel like now we're entering October, right? Almost. And that's my time to shine. What the fuck was that? Vehicles shut down. Why?

[B]

To conserve energy.

[A]

No, we're not doing that. Tell her no, thank you.

[B]

We're working. Excuse us. I already did. I already did.

[A]

So, yeah, I don't know what I want to do, though, because I feel like I'm getting too old to go to, like, the haunts. Because the last time we went to one of, like, the, you know, not Scary Farm or, like, Universal Horror Nights, I feel like it's very. Like, this is something you do when you're a teenager, and then when you're my age, you go there and you're kind of like, wow, I'm old.

[B]

And our kids are just not quite old enough for, like, they cannot go to Halloween haunts. Not Halloween haunts, but we could go to, like, the Light Up Show.

[A]

Although I think Jet would like it.

[B]

I mean, yeah, probably because we were.

[A]

We have never done screen time before. Until hand foot mouth disease.

[B]

Yeah. When? Both. Yes. Yeah. Honestly, which our doctor said.

[A]

Our pediatrician said. She was like. She's like, listen, it's good that you guys are trying to avoid screen time, but also. But when they get sick for the first time, those screens are going to be out and you're going to be thanking God for those screens. Well, and it only gave us, like, 20 minutes of sanity, but he turned on the Incredibles, which I had never seen.

[B]

Pretty good.

[A]

But every time the bad guy was winning, Jeff was laughing, and I was like, this is. This is concerning. And then when I play this game with the boys where, like, I take the Princess Diana Beanie Baby, rest in peace, and I like. And I'll be like, oh, no, help me, help me. And I'll shove her between. Between the, like, you know, their. Their little gate and the wall, and I'm like, help me, help me. And then Jett will, like, try to rip her out, and then I'll, like. He'll rip her out and throw her, and then when she hits the ground, I go, ah. And they love it. They laugh so hard when I hurt little princess Diana Beanie baby. And I'm just like, this is concerning. But their laughs give me life.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Yeah, I'm very. Again. I mean, I'm not against. Everyone has to do what they can to get through the day. I just. I just. We've made it so far without screen, so I tried very hard, but.

[A]

Sorry, I got scared. I got a text from Spencer.

[B]

What?

[A]

Well, Spencer, the last couple days, hasn't been feeling great. And I'm like, there's no way he caught this.

[B]

We haven't seen him in 10 days.

[A]

10 days. The longest 10 days of my life. But he just texted me about saying it wasn't about that. I thought he was going to be like, I got bumps. Bump reveal.

[B]

Okay, well, that's it. I mean, how long?

[A]

We haven't even been talking for that long.

[B]

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[A]

So we're not going to a haunt. So where are we gonna go?

[B]

I don't. I don't know.

[A]

We need to do something fun for spooky. And are you guys gonna dress up for the Halloween sip? What are you gonna be?

[B]

I don't know. See, I'm so. I think maybe a week from now, I'll Be a little more lively. I feel so drained and exhausted that I don't feel very festive, which is a little bit sad.

[A]

What's like, a pop culture, like, couples costume for this year? What could it be? Let us know in the comments. What should Lizzie and Ryland be? And Chris? Is there, like, a costume for three people? There has to be the Jonas Brothers. Like, who's, like, trendy right now? Or, like, what's, like, a thing that's, like, taking over the globe? Was there a show that everybody's talking about Wednesday? I guess, but not. I feel like Birdie done that. Love Island. I don't know anything about it.

[B]

Lizzie will have an idea. She loves costumes. She's, like, the most unfestive.

[A]

Are you guys gonna go do the Taylor Swift? Not actually a movie movie.

[B]

She already bought tickets. Yeah.

[A]

Are you doing that for the sip?

[B]

For the sip.

[A]

Well, I'm assuming they're gonna have Taylor Swift, like, snacks, I guess. A Taylor Box.

[B]

I guess. Yeah, we'll film the Taylor Box. Yeah.

[A]

I don't think that's a thing you.

[B]

Just said it was, but.

[A]

Oh, God, I already. I already can see Instagram story and listen. No hate on Taylor. Good for her. But I can already see how annoying Instagram's going to be with everybody wearing orange and being like, it's orange Taylor Day. Oh, my God. Just like with the Barbie movie. Like, everybody on Instagram. I'm wearing pink. Oh, my God. Oh, the color theory. I'm right.

[B]

Oh, the pop stars.

[A]

She knew it. What did Tay. Tay's watching, and she's like, wait a minute. This color theory idea, if you guys don't know.

[B]

I mean, she's already had a color theory for her.

[A]

I know, but, like, if a pop star chooses a color and puts their brand around it, they become super, super, super famous. I mean, she's already the most famous person in the world, but now, like, different pop stars have their color. Is Sabrina. Did she drop the sky blue?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

She's kind of been doing black and white.

[B]

I haven't. I haven't looked too much into this new, new era of Sabrina's yet. I haven't listened to the new album yet.

[A]

Oh, well, what are we gonna call this episode? We have to drop some, like, crazy personal life tea for the thumbnail.

[B]

Do we have any? I literally, like, I don't know, having sick babies. Don't recommend it.

[A]

This is. You're, like, the opposite of Chat GPT. Like, you know, you go to Chat GBT and you're like, give me a title idea for a video. It doesn't work for me, but. And it'll give you some, like, okay, ideas. You're like, the opposite. Give me a title idea for this video. And you'd be like, I don't know, taking a sip of a Baja Blast zero for the first time. Actually, I'd watch that. Come on, we gotta think of something.

[B]

A big secret of mine.

[A]

Didn't we talk about on the last sip? Was that the sip we talked about? Like you. Your list of people you've had sex with?

[B]

No. Why would we have talked about that?

[A]

We talked about that somewhere.

[B]

I mean, I think Lizzie and I talked about that the first episode of the Sip ever.

[A]

Maybe it was on Office Party. It was somewhere. You were just like, looking for the. The list.

[B]

Oh, yeah, that was. That was on Office Party. I don't know why we were referencing, like, thumbnail wise.

[A]

Like, you have your phone and you're just like. And I'm just like, oh, my God. And then the title is, like, revealing the list of people. I've. That's.

[B]

I mean, I can't do that for them.

[A]

For them. You guys want the list for the people.

[B]

I mean, not that, you know, you.

[A]

Didn'T even do names. You said you did, like, guy with. With their nipple. Like, it was like, not even real names.

[B]

Yeah, some of them don't have real names. Like, one's just Laurel Canyon Man. That wanted.

[A]

You found that too fast.

[B]

That wanna be.

[A]

How did you find the list? I thought.

[B]

Cause if you type in one of their names, it comes up. I don't want you to look.

[A]

Whose name is type? I don't want you type in whose name. We're getting a thumbnail. Wait, whose name did you type in? Okay, now, were you thinking about him? No. Whose name did you type in? You should. We're married.

[B]

I'll show you. How do I get.

[A]

Oh, how do I find. I don't even. I was just. I. Oh, no. I don't know how to use technology. My fingers.

[B]

Okay, there was that wannabe dj, the guy on Fountain.

[A]

Whose name did you.

[B]

Laurel Canyon Man.

[A]

Wait, show me whose name you typed in.

[B]

Well, now, I did wannabe dj. Now that I knew. But before that.

[A]

Who. I think I saw it.

[B]

Lizzy's friends.

[A]

Was it the third one?

[B]

Yeah, that's just who I had remembered.

[A]

That's a real name.

[B]

Isn't that crazy? Don't say.

[A]

Sounds like a normal.

[B]

Don't. That person's very annoying and kind of in the like, was What? Yeah, kind of in the what, like, whatever, had a moment of like. Like he's not. Not on the Internet.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, this is a fun game. Let's guess what the type of person Ryland had sex with when. When he was.

[B]

Oh, you don't wanna. You don't wanna work.

[A]

How do I even. Gosh.

[B]

Oh, you made the list.

[A]

Thanks.

[B]

Mm.

[A]

That's not a real name. Oh, you follow him.

[B]

I mean.

[A]

You follow one of the people that you were with?

[B]

Oh, my gosh, no.

[A]

This is good thumbnail material.

[B]

He pursued hooking up with me and I just said, okay, must be nice.

[A]

Well, wait. Okay, show me. Okay, show me the list.

[B]

Oh, let's see yours.

[A]

Oh, I could go through it right now. Oh, it says one minute. Fix it, dad. Daddy, fix it.

[B]

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[A]

The list.

[B]

No, show me yours. Oh, that's what?

[A]

You're on the list.

[B]

You said I could go through mine right now.

[A]

Oh, my God. My list would fit on one hand. Let me think. Hmm. So I burped again. I'm just so comfortable. Uncomfortable being uncomfortable. Get into it.

[B]

That makes you uncomfortable? What, burping?

[A]

No, I was saying I'm uncomfortable because of what you're doing to me. I really haven't been with that many people, and I think. I honestly think it's because I'm too emotional and sensitive. But I also do think it's a combination of, like, severe body issues. Like, I don't think you can just, like, hook up with someone when you have my body.

[B]

I don't think that's true.

[A]

Big square. No, but, you know, it's like. I remember. Oh, God. No. It's just hard. It's hard when you go from being very, you know, overweight, and then you get the skin surgery, and then you got the scars, and now it's a talking point, and now you have to explain it. And then people are just like, what is that? That's, like, awkward. And then you throw in, like, the fact that I'm so, like, pale and I'm not gonna ever change it. You throw that in there, and then you throw in that I'm a grower. It's like. It's like.

[B]

It's like nobody would know you're growing because you'd be, like, half hard by the time you're, like, going to hook up. When you're, like, new, recent, newly dating somebody, it's not like you're soft. It's not like you're pulling down your pants soft.

[A]

Well, that's the dream. That's the dream is to be able to do that.

[B]

Yeah. The day I discovered you were a girl. No, I'm just kidding. I had. I don't think I knew for a very long time.

[A]

And now I'm in my head about it.

[B]

Oh, yeah?

[A]

What did you think the first time you saw it?

[B]

Well, I don't think. I really.

[A]

Not too much.

[B]

I don't see it very often. Just not like. You don't just walk around the house naked.

[A]

Ew. I don't. Pooh bear. That's too much. Well, that's too much.

[B]

Pooh bearing is different than just being naked.

[A]

No, Pooh bearing is when you wear a T shirt and no pants.

[B]

I know, but why wouldn't you? I don't understand that. I'd rather just be naked.

[A]

Well, because you don't have body issues. Some men don't like their boobies being out for the world, and that's okay.

[B]

But they are fine with their penis.

[A]

Being out sometimes if they're not grow. If they're. Honestly, if I was a shower, I'd Pooh Bear. I'd Pooh Bear.

[B]

I mean, I don't walk around naked.

[A]

Yes, you do. You are always naked. Not, like, in front of people. Like, not like downstairs, but, like, in your room. Always naked. It's just like. Okay, I get it. I could, like, draw your entire body from memory at this point. I'm like, leave a little mystery.

[B]

You're welcome.

[A]

I'm just kidding. Okay, well, wait, now, was that even enough for a title? Revealing. Revealing. The list.

[B]

It was revealing. Counted just now, it's 18. I don't think that's that many people.

[A]

Well, but here's. That's not. But here's a difference. That's just sleeping in your butt.

[B]

Okay, we've gotta go, right? This light is so bad.

[A]

Because if you counted all the people that you just had encounters with your.

[B]

Mouth, all right, like, there or your.

[A]

Hand, that would be like a hundred.

[B]

I mean, I hooked up with a lot more than just that.

[A]

Where are you going?

[B]

Home. Where?

[A]

You can't. There's so much happening. We didn't get a thumbnail.

[B]

We didn't?

[A]

No. We need to get out of the car. We need to, like, plan for it. Because that lighting was terrible. And you're gonna make me edit this thumbnail and you're gonna give me zero options.

[B]

I guess it's just the time of day that we're filming because. Look at this.

[A]

That's the most annoying thing. I know you guys probably get annoyed with the thumbnails. Me, too. But the thing that's annoying is he'll, like. He'll be like, oh. I'll be like. Did you take thumbnail pictures?

[B]

Oh, I try so often.

[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Sometimes you just don't do it. And I know that you thought about it and you.

[B]

No, I would never. I would never think about it and just not do it. It would be a busy day where. Listen, there's a lot of variables.

[A]

Your thumbnails back. The episode will not.

[B]

Why can't I say variables? There we go.

[A]

Yeah. So, like, the thumbnail is important. I would say it's as important as he Talked.

[B]

They're going to get vertigo, so they're a little shaky. Yeah, it's not. It's a lot shakier.

[A]

All right, well, we're going to stage a thumbnail at home. It's probably going to be something like me and him sitting on the couch, him holding out his phone, me looking at it and being like, are you serious? And I'm thinking the title is, like, Revealing. Revealing the List. Revealing the List. Revealing my list of partners. Revealing my list of past partners to my husband or something like that. Click right.

[B]

I mean, period. I hope we delivered.

[A]

I don't think we did.

[B]

Oh, no. Do you want to show them all? That's so mean to all the guys.

[A]

No, you can't show them the list.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. It didn't be too mean.

[A]

Maybe talk about a couple of them, but in a nice way.

[B]

I think. I mean, all the interesting ones. I've talked about, like, one guy that had a boyfriend, but I don't know if they were boyfriends.

[A]

What?

[B]

You cheated? No. They brought me in together and I don't even know how I got there. It was very weird. That was weird. Nothing else crazy, I guess.

[A]

Wow. Anybody, like, out of the realm of, you know, your typical.

[B]

I wouldn't say any of them were quite alike.

[A]

That's not true. I know three of the people on the list, and they look identical.

[B]

You know. Three of them?

[A]

Well, I met one of them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And then you just looked at. I just looked at the other one and. Yeah, I'm sure. And yes. And the other one that you used to talk about all the time and try to threaten me with.

[B]

What? I threatened you?

[A]

He was a celebrity, kind of. Well, not really. He knew one. I'm like, okay.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

He loved to bring that up early on, the relationship. Well, yeah, we were in love, kind of.

[B]

No, we just both liked the person that he worked for, so.

[A]

Yeah. But nothing like out of the. You know, like, you never were with, you know, like a scientist.

[B]

No, no. Wow.

[A]

Comedian.

[B]

Maybe they thought so.

[A]

Yikes.

[B]

I mean, listen, somebody could say the same. Like, if somebody said actor to somebody about me and somebody said they wanted to be true, so. I'm not trying to hurt anybody's feelings.

[A]

Okay. I would say you're unique for me. Like, I don't think I've never dated somebody small. Whoa. And somebody, like, mean.

[B]

A mom.

[A]

Somebody like, never dated a mom. Aggressive, with anger issues.

[B]

Anger issues.

[A]

So that was new for me. And look at us now. It worked.

[B]

Look at you with your angry mom.

[A]

I love you.

[B]

Your angry wife.

[A]

Right?

[B]

All right, you guys. Well, I hope you enjoyed the Sip. If Lizzy films something, it will be here. If she didn't, we'll see you next week with, I pray to God, a normal episode of the Sip. That's something we can all hope for.

[A]

Boo. We want weird.

[B]

I'm sorry that it's been so weird the last couple of weeks, but we're still trying to give you something. But if you don't like what you've been given, then we'll be back to normal soon. Thank you so much. Everyone's links are in the description section below. We love you very much and we'll see you next week.

[A]

And that's the Sip.