Switching Lives for 24 Hours with Shane and Spencer!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Switching Lives for 24 Hours with Shane and Spencer!"

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Host/Co-host: Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Episode: Switching Lives for 24 Hours with Shane and Spencer!
• Release Date: August 13, 2025

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1. Personal Struggles and Family Health Issues

The episode opens with Ryland and Lizze delving into personal challenges they're facing. Lizze reflects on her emotional turmoil, questioning, "Am I the problem?" (00:00), highlighting the strain of interpersonal conflicts.

Ryland shares his frustrations about ongoing personal issues, mentioning, "Why am I crying so hard every day?" (04:14), indicating a period of emotional distress despite considering themselves "the luckiest girls in the Universe" (04:10).

2. Pregnancy Challenges and Emotional Health

Both hosts discuss their pregnancies, with Ryland detailing the physical and emotional hardships she's enduring. She recounts a particularly difficult night dealing with her son Billy's illness and her own severe vomiting due to pregnancy:

"I've stuffed his poor little upset tummy with a little bit of Genexa and a lot of formula... he's falling asleep on my chest, and I'm... pissing with every upchuck all over Icky." (07:54-09:22)

Lizze echoes the struggle, sharing her experience of crying outside a TV show for the first time in her life, expressing exhaustion from her emotional state (04:22-05:13).

3. Debating Podcast Scheduling and Family Support

A significant portion of the discussion revolves around scheduling conflicts for podcast recordings. Ryland explains the difficulty in coordinating with her father's visit to finish the nursery, leading to last-minute adjustments:

"I was holding us afloat and now you're in a rush all day to finish our one workday of the week." (17:35-18:01)

Lizze emphasizes the importance of immediate communication to prevent resentment, stating, "I call her out immediately if something upsets me because I never want to let something build up" (05:20).

4. Odd Dreams and Their Implications

Ryland shares bizarre and unsettling dreams she's been having, including:

• Passionately kissing a robot in a mechanical, parrot-like manner (35:05)
• Dreaming of a wealthy man violently beating a little person at a diner, leading to humorous yet disturbing conversations about sexuality and consent (35:07-36:35)

These dreams indicate underlying anxieties and perhaps the stress of juggling multiple responsibilities.

5. The Nursery Project with Ryland's Father

Ryland discusses the ongoing project of finishing the nursery with her father, who, despite a pinched nerve, continues to paint and build shelves:

"He does it over again, and then he does it a third time, and by the third time, sure, there's holes in the walls, but guess what? There's also a shelf." (06:38-07:07)

Lizze expresses her frustration with the slow progress, mentioning, "And the nursery still isn't done." (07:07-07:11)

6. PF Chang's Freakier Friday Menu Experience

Transitioning from personal stories, the hosts embark on a culinary adventure at PF Chang's to try the "Freakier Friday" menu. They humorously critique various dishes and drinks:

• Food Reviews:

  • Hot and Sour Soup: Described as overwhelmingly smelly, leading Lizze to question its edibility (63:32-64:05).
  • Spicy Orange Chicken and Asian Caesar Salad with Salmon: Mixed reactions with comments on texture and flavor (56:05-62:42).

• Drinks:

  • Crystal Ball and Switcheroo Refresher: Aesthetic appeal with questionable taste, likened to "glitter water" and "sweaty socks" (68:00-72:47).

Notable Moments:

• Chris shares a personal anecdote about having his "second kiss and date" at PF Chang's, adding a nostalgic touch (54:46).
• The trio engages in playful banter about using chopsticks, leading to light-hearted challenges (58:00-59:20).

7. Hot Topics and Celebrity Gossip

Between segments, Ryland and Lizze touch upon various pop culture topics:

• Katy Perry Dating the Former Prime Minister of Canada:

  • Lizze questions the veracity of the claim, leading to a humorous exchange about political figures and personal dislikes (40:15-41:02).

• Machine Gun Kelly (MGK) and Relationship Drama:

  • Ryland vents about MGK's personal life and public behavior, expressing both disdain and a desire for his redemption (45:00-50:09).
  • Discussions include MGK's rumored relationship with Sydney Sweeney and his interactions on podcasts (50:08-51:12).

8. Emotional Outbursts and Coping Mechanisms

The hosts candidly discuss their coping mechanisms amidst stress:

• Lizze's Emotional Breakthrough:

  • After her nanny's departure, Lizze breaks down, feeling the loss deeply as the nanny was integral to their family (24:06-25:53).

• Crying Episodes:

  • Both Ryland and Lizze admit to frequent crying episodes, using humor and self-awareness to navigate their emotions (05:32-05:50, 87:24-88:03).

9. Advertisements and Sponsorships

The episode includes segments sponsored by HelloFresh and SeatGeek, promoting meal kits and ticketing services. However, as per instructions, these sections are summarized briefly and integrated contextually.

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Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams:

  • "Why am I crying so hard every day?" (04:14)
  • "I've been having really weird sexual dreams." (00:23)

• Lizze Gordon:

  • "Am I the problem?" (00:00)
  • "I look like the mayor of Whoville, and there's nothing we could do about it." (00:36)

• Chris (Guest):

  • "I think he's gay." (36:35)
  • "My throat felt like knives were being jammed down." (41:13)

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Conclusion

In this episode, Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon navigate a blend of personal tribulations, including family health scares and the challenges of pregnancy, intertwined with humorous and candid discussions about pop culture and everyday absurdities. Their authentic conversations, sprinkled with humor and emotional honesty, provide listeners with both relatable content and entertainment.

Key Takeaways:

• The importance of communication in maintaining personal and professional relationships.
• Coping with emotional and physical stress through humor and support.
• Balancing personal life challenges with creative endeavors like podcasting.
• Engaging with pop culture in a way that is both critical and entertaining.

Listeners can expect a mix of heartfelt discussions and light-hearted banter, characteristic of Ryland and Lizze's unfiltered and engaging style.

Transcript

[Lizzy]

Then I really had to look inward this morning and be like, am I the problem? We're edging on. Really problematic.

[Chris]

This is fake Diet Coke review pf.

[Ryland]

Oh, God, no. I need to start telling more people I hate them.

[Lizzy]

She's a nightmare. Everywhere she goes.

[Ryland]

I've been having really weird sexual dreams. Are you left handed? Are you left handed? Are you kidding me? Have you always been left handed? Like, why am I crying so hard every day?

[Chris]

Where's the freakiest place you've ever got your freak on?

[Lizzy]

I look like the mayor of Whoville, and there's nothing we could do about it.

[Ryland]

Wait, why do you think you look like the mayor of.

[Lizzy]

You haven't seen the mayor of who?

[Ryland]

I have, but you don't look like him right now.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Period. Okay. And also, my life is good again.

[Ryland]

Listen, I've been watching the Summer I Turn Pretty, the New season, and Connie's.

[Lizzy]

Hair, Is that a girl or a boy?

[Ryland]

It's a buy. It's a buy. And he is supposed to be one of, like, the heartthrobby love interests, and they are just doing that, man so dirty with every hair do.

[Lizzy]

That is honestly, my fear with acting is that you don't have control over the aesthetics of your appearance. And I'm very crazy about.

[Ryland]

You could probably contractually obligate it like Bella Thorne has. Contractually. She does her own makeup, but she's famous.

[Lizzy]

I don't. I think you have to earn that place in the world. And I. What if they were putting me in really super baggy clothes and I just didn't. I wouldn't be able to perform well if I didn't feel like I looked right. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Ryland]

I wonder how this man does it, because I'm pulling up pictures because it's crazy. He constantly has his bangs in his eyes. And I love this kid. I think he's really. I think he's a. A deep actor. I think he's one of the more talented actors on this set. And this hair is so.

[Lizzy]

Is it not what it looks like on his Instagram, though? Or maybe.

[Ryland]

I know. And then I see him on red carpets for other things, and I'm like, why are they giving his bang such a wild blowout?

[Lizzy]

Maybe it's the character. Maybe the character.

[Ryland]

No other movies he's into. It's just not good.

[Lizzy]

Can you show me which one he is?

[Ryland]

Well, in all of them, it looks.

[Lizzy]

Where, like, both of the same guys.

[Ryland]

Are dating the girls, but the guys are brothers.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wait, two brothers. Are dating. Oh, man.

[Ryland]

She lost her virginity to the older brother, and now she's. Spoiler.

[Lizzy]

Really? Right at the top of. My God.

[Ryland]

No, they put it in the trailers for the season. They put it in the trailers for the season. She's.

[Lizzy]

Is this good? Is it a good show?

[Ryland]

Oh, I was like, your knee.

[Lizzy]

It's fine.

[Ryland]

I mean, yeah, it's a good knee. It's the goodest knee I've ever seen.

[Lizzy]

I would say this is my worst knee.

[Ryland]

Oh, man.

[Lizzy]

But it's fine.

[Ryland]

If that's your worst knee, then you got some good knees, kid.

[Lizzy]

Are you gonna show me his?

[Ryland]

I tried to, but, like, all these pictures have been doctored by the police to make it there.

[Lizzy]

Okay, let me see. Oh, so it's frontal bangs, I think. Well, they're in his eyes.

[Ryland]

That's what I'm saying.

[Lizzy]

Are we not concerned about his vision?

[Ryland]

No. And it's, like, they're, like, fried from over blowing.

[Lizzy]

I think it looks pretty good, though.

[Ryland]

No, you gotta see it in the show because it doesn't in real life. Irl. It's a bummer.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well. Oh, wow. Here's a video, I guess. Okay, this is too much for two minutes into the show.

[Ryland]

I know. We should have just talked about this privately because it's been. It's been weighing heavy on my chest for, like.

[Lizzy]

You don't have YouTube Premium. I have to watch a freaking ad right now to get to.

[Ryland]

You know what's so tragic about me not having YouTube Premium?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

I listened to hypnobirthing tapes on YouTube. And while I was in my horrible labor, I just had them playing. And then, like, I'm, like, in the Zen space. And then all of a sudden, it'd be like, check out Arby's Beef Curtains. Eat them more for less. Like, super loud.

[Lizzy]

They would give you an Arby's ad after you put your foot about Arby's with me.

[Ryland]

This was prior to a public.

[Lizzy]

We could go to Arby's. Would you rather do that than Crate and Barrel? Cracker Barrel?

[Ryland]

Honestly? Yeah. Let's go to Arby's.

[Lizzy]

Wait, are you kidding me?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Lizzy and I were beefing this morning.

[Ryland]

Arby's? No, we weren't beefing. One of us couldn't see, and both of us are miserable.

[Lizzy]

Both of us are Mercury. Mercury has got to be in retrograde because this has just been a cluster f awful lately. Like, what is going on?

[Ryland]

Because here's the crazy thing. Last I checked, we're the luckiest girls in the Universe.

[Lizzy]

Exactly. You were avoiding a sickness because you were so lucky. Why? Caught up to you.

[Ryland]

Why am I crying so hard every day? Like, why am I crying so hard every day? Like, if I'm the luckiest girl in the world, like, what is this?

[Lizzy]

I don't know. I cried for the first time, like, outside of a TV show, too, this past week, and I'm just like, oh, it's exhausting.

[Ryland]

My eyes hurt from crying.

[Lizzy]

Well, I think you have more to cry about than me.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but still, like, we can both cry. There's room for crying.

[Lizzy]

Thanks.

[Ryland]

Everyone can cry here. We're all crying here.

[Lizzy]

So then when the world's crumbling around me and Lizzie upsets me at all, I just lose my mind.

[Ryland]

But then I think you need to.

[Lizzy]

Realize, oh, well, I didn't lose my mind. I wasn't like, a crazy person. Are you saying I was?

[Ryland]

No.

[Lizzy]

Your silence was deafening.

[Ryland]

Was I silent or was I silent after.

[Lizzy]

After I felt like so many people were the problem, then I really had to look inward this morning and be like, am I the problem? But I honestly, honest to God, I don't think that I am.

[Ryland]

I don't. Okay. Can I be brutal?

[Lizzy]

I'm not talking about. In my scenario with just you. I'm talking in, like, five different scenarios.

[Ryland]

Can I be super brutal?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Ryland]

I think the truth of the matter is God presents you with the same problem. Until you learn the lesson.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Ryland]

And until you learn the lesson, you're going to keep facing the problem.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Period.

[Ryland]

And I think next time, don't.

[Lizzy]

What? Okay, don't get.

[Ryland]

I'm not getting. But I will say there's some things.

[Lizzy]

That cannot come to the Internet.

[Ryland]

I'm not bringing this to the Internet. But I am saying, am I close to right a majority of the time? Perhaps.

[Lizzy]

Sometimes.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I'm just saying sometimes.

[Ryland]

And not that while a person is down is the best time to say I was right. But, like, we don't even know what.

[Lizzy]

She'S trying to be right about in this moment.

[Ryland]

It's all things spiritually. You know, spatially.

[Lizzy]

I'm trying to decide where to go here. I don't even know if it's worth going into, like, our pickle this morning. Because I don't need people picking sides. There's no sides to be picked?

[Ryland]

No. There were no sides to be picked.

[Lizzy]

There's just like. So does it even matter?

[Ryland]

Well, I think we can say let's. I honestly think my text was so funny, it's worth.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so let me take you Back to this morning. I'm trying.

[Ryland]

No, let me take you back a little bit further.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

How far do you want to go?

[Ryland]

12 days.

[Lizzy]

Wait, really?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

My father's been in town for, like, 11 days, and this comes to my house like a saint to make my children's rooms. And God bless him, because I can't.

[Lizzy]

He paints.

[Chris]

He paints.

[Ryland]

He builds. He shelves. Is he a great carpenter? No, but he does it. And he does it over again, and he it up again, and then he does it a third time, and by the third time, sure, there's holes in the walls, but guess what? There's also a shelf.

[Lizzy]

And that's why it's been 12 days. And the nursery still isn't done.

[Ryland]

He came here, but he has a pinched nerve. I was gonna say he came here with a pinched nerve in his neck.

[Lizzy]

Walking into a household that was sick. I would have never.

[Ryland]

I know my dad. The night before my dad comes to town, Billy spikes a fever. And I've never seen Billy. Okay. And I keep being told it wasn't even a fever. It was just a high temperature, but I've never seen. Billy is a good times guy. The kid didn't smile all day, and it was the saddest day. Oh, my God. No, we have to take it back one further. Okay.

[Lizzy]

We're 13 days in the past.

[Ryland]

13 days in the past. We didn't get to talk about this because I didn't get to come to work.

[Lizzy]

Wait. Oh, what do you mean?

[Ryland]

The vomit.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you. Was that really not on the podcast?

[Ryland]

That was not.

[Lizzy]

Are you sure?

[Ryland]

Positive. Because you didn't let me come to work.

[Lizzy]

Okay. It's 13 days ago.

[Ryland]

13 days ago. It's evening. We're doing bedtime routine. I'm concerned because Billy hasn't consumed a lot of fluids that day. And I'm like, my kid needs to eat or he's not gonna sleep. So, like every crazy mom, I'm like, all right, I'm gonna TR into, like, thinking he's sucking off the nip on my booby, and I'm gonna put the bottle in his mouth. And I got six ounces in him, and he's just lethargic as hell. Like, boy is laying in my lap, laying on my chest, not doing great. Sorry. I'm about to burp, so I'm trying to hold it in. I'm sitting on the floor sort of cradling him because he's falling asleep on my chest, and I'm. And he's naked because he just. He's just in his little diaper, and I have to put him in pajamas and put him in a sleep sack. So I've stuffed his poor little upset tummy with a little bit of genexa and a lot of formula, and I'm scooching across the floor with him like this. Like, really?

[Lizzy]

Why? Why?

[Ryland]

Because I couldn't stand up. Cause I'm £250 million. And he is also £250 million.

[Lizzy]

He's a chunky boy.

[Ryland]

He's a thicc snack. So I can't pick his ass up. So I'm scooching across the carpet to get his PJs. And I get there, and he sits up and he looks right at me and he goes. And it's such an understated sound for what comes out of his body, which is everything he's ever eaten in his entire 11 months on this earth all over my face.

[Lizzy]

We've already established you can't stand at this point because you're too pregnant.

[Ryland]

It's all over my face. It's dripping from my hair.

[Lizzy]

I could vomit right now.

[Ryland]

I was wearing a tight sleep sports bra, and it had filled the bra, which was watertight on my sternum, so it's just sloshing between my breasts.

[Lizzy]

You might need to stop right now.

[Ryland]

Needless to say, it was bad, okay? It was bad. And the smell, I can't even discuss.

[Lizzy]

Okay, please don't.

[Ryland]

So I call for Joe. Joe. Joe, help. Bring a towel. Joe comes in and brings the towel. He's like, what? What do I do? And I was like, just get him. And then I start gagging. And because I'm pregnant, the second I start gagging, it's over. And it's like. And I get up and I run out of the room, and Icky starts attacking me to eat the vomit off my body. Also, at this point in time, Icky has an ear infection, and he's still recovering from the foxtail in his paw. Sorry for all the swearing. Effing paw. And he can't get wet, so he feels like I can't get the dog wet. I run to the bathroom, and because I'm pregnant for a second time, and my pelvic floor is shot as I'm standing and throwing up over the toilet. And Icky is eating the vomit off my feet, I'm now pissing with every upchuck all over Icky, who can't get wet. And I'm just screaming, get out of here. Like, just pissing all over him. Joe's got A crying Billy. And he's like, what do I do? And I was like, we can't get icky wet. You have to get him out. And I'm just pissing and vomiting, and there's no end. There's just no end. And then I come into the bathroom, and Joe goes, don't look at yourself in the mirror.

[Lizzy]

He goes, you can't.

[Ryland]

You can't handle what you look like right now. And he was so sincere. He was like. He was like, it's like it's pooling in your clavicles. Like, you just need to get in the shower. And I'm just crying, and I'm like, I'm so sorry. He's like, it's okay. It's okay. Just get in the shower. And then he comes back and he goes, did you throw up all over my bathroom or is it just a smell? I was like, I just peed all over your rug. And I'm sorry that I think all the throw up was in the toilet. He's like, okay, no, that's. It just smells like it could be anywhere. So I just wanted to make sure it wasn't anywhere. So that's what happened the night before my dad got into town.

[Lizzy]

And then I was like, you need to tell your dad you guys might be unwell. And he came anyway ways, and that's a father's love. I was like, I would never walk into somebody's sick household except for my grown. My children now or when they're grown, I'll do the same for them. If they asked me to come into town, I'll be there.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God. Period. So my dad comes in, can barely function. He's in so much pain. And what?

[Lizzy]

Cause he's dealing with a nerve.

[Ryland]

The nerve damage. And so it takes. It's been taking us a long time. And then I also chose a very involved situation design.

[Lizzy]

Are you allowed to tell me even the mood board or the inspiration?

[Ryland]

I don't have any.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay. That clocks. That checks.

[Ryland]

I want it because I don't do themes. Everyone's like, what's the theme? I don't do themes. But I would say maybe dead fish.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

Huh?

[Lizzy]

Is your vibe.

[Ryland]

Yeah, for a nursery. My friend Kara's in Greece right now. She's like, look, they have these dead fish stuffed animals. Should I get you some? And I was like, get me too, girl. I hope she knows I was serious.

[Lizzy]

Dead fish.

[Ryland]

I don't know what it is, but in my heart of hearts, I was like, I want. Oh, geez. I want real, I want realistic looking fish sheets. Like, I want sheets that look like real ass fish.

[Lizzy]

Are you gonna get those like aquariums that are all over? Tick tock. Who should I think that was on the Shane's podcast put on the wall. Like a lot of people will like make over their bathroom into like an under the water theme and it's these fake aquariums with fake fish.

[Ryland]

God, I love that.

[Lizzy]

No, I think Billy would enjoy looking.

[Ryland]

I do too. I love it. I had a little fish light growing up that I loved, but I don't think I can trust Billy with it because Billy's fully walking now.

[Lizzy]

Just all about.

[Ryland]

All about fully walking. It's so cute. It's so funny. It's so funny. He just like walks down the hall and he's like, hey, I lost him the other day. I didn't know where he was. I was like, oh my God, he's gone.

[Lizzy]

Where is he? Stop. Now my babies are opening doors and I'll like, I'll turn around and the door will be open and they'll be gone. I'm like. And I'm running out.

[Ryland]

Because you have handles.

[Lizzy]

Yes. So now I need to install all the. You are not proof or I need to lock that. Yeah, well, that. Well, they have the things so that they can't get past them.

[Ryland]

But tell me what that is because I was thinking about just putting knobs throughout my house.

[Lizzy]

Oh. I mean that might be aesthetically more pleasing. These are things that you like put under the door and then they flap up so that the door can't go down. They're not smart. It's baby proofing.

[Ryland]

But does it lock them in if there's a fire?

[Lizzy]

I don't think from the outside, like. Well, I don't. Is Billy walking if there's a fire? Billy's walking his ass out. At 1 years old. You'd have to pick him up no matter what. Right.

[Ryland]

So we should just co sleep, just get knobs.

[Lizzy]

We co sleep, just get knobs. Who cares? Okay, so then now we're 12 days later, Billy wakes up full blown sick.

[Ryland]

Full blown sick.

[Lizzy]

12 days ago.

[Ryland]

12 days ago. He's fine now. Everybody's fine now. But our room is not done. The room is basically painted. A shelf is up, a dresser is built.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

That's all that's been accomplished in 12 days. And here I am pissed because I had all these big dreams while Lizzie's dad was in town. I wanted them to high tea. I wanted to come over and experience or react to the nursery, but because then. Did everyone in your house catch it?

[Ryland]

I got a little sick, Joe.

[Lizzy]

A little sick.

[Ryland]

Well, honestly, if I didn't. If Billy hadn't been sick, I wouldn't have known I was sick. Like, I wouldn't have clocked it as a sickness.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Because it's not like I just feel like I'm dying anyway.

[Lizzy]

Right, because you're pregnant.

[Ryland]

Like, every step I take, I'm vomiting. Every day. To this day, I can't believe it's not better.

[Lizzy]

And it's a joke that your second pregnancy has been more rough than your first pregnancy. When you have a little baby to.

[Ryland]

Deal with there, it is freaked up. I will admit that in a court of law. Hand on the Bible, this is pretty freaked up. A couple of, like, my friend was like, I'm pregnant. And I was like, it's great. She's pregnant for her first time. I'm like, no, it's great.

[Lizzy]

So fun.

[Ryland]

It's so crazy. I've already reached past my third trimester weight in my second trimester this time around. But honestly, it's awesome. But I love it. Are you feeling good? She's like, yeah, I'm feeling great. And I was like, so you're not throwing up. That's cool.

[Lizzy]

Why were we doing the countdown backwards of days? What was it leading us?

[Ryland]

How many days? I was starting out. But the point being, nursery's not done yet. Oh, but because of that, my dad is finishing up the nursery today. So basically, I think I go home to a reveal. I left my camera with him, so he's vlogging.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Ryland]

But when I say vlog it, I get a bunch of, like, silent film. Like, what am I gonna do with this, bro?

[Lizzy]

You have to voice over it. So I'm assuming my dad was gonna tell you this but just didn't.

[Ryland]

Oh, that's a good idea.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Make it like a TikTok voiceover.

[Ryland]

I love that. So basically this morning, Ry was like, do you want to go to Cracker Barrel and then go shopping afterwards? And honestly, yeah, I do.

[Lizzy]

Because we've been so lit up on this idea of Cracker Barrel, and I feel like something always gets in the way. And last week we weren't able to be together because Chris was also out. We'll get to him in a second. He's here in person. So I was like, oh, today I've also just had a really stressful week. So I was like, last night, Shane and I were racking our brains as to what we could eat and there's no fast food menus. Fall hasn't hit yet. And we're like, I don't know. So I said, oh my God, perfect. We can finally hit up Cracker Barrel. Perfect. So I said to Lizzy, let's just do a lesser segment on the couch, go to Cracker Barrel and have so much fun. The after sip will be jam packed too, because then we'll go shopping and it's like we can have. We can act like it's our birthday because that's one of our best days. And you were like, I can't.

[Ryland]

And I was like, well, no. I said, is there something else we.

[Lizzy]

Can do for the after six?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And then I was like, well, there's no other food options, really. And then you were like, well, it's my dad's last day. And I was like, why did you book your dad's last day on a work day? And I know you move mountains for me when my family's here and we accommodate that schedule as well. Well, I just didn't know your dad's last day was today or I would have moved our filming day. And then I was like, well, I don't want to feel like we're in a rush all day on the one day that we work.

[Ryland]

I think that it's like I was just asking. You do move mountains for me and.

[Lizzy]

You do for me as well. I'm not saying you don't.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but I'm not saying. But you got to know you don't not like you do. You facilitate a lot.

[Lizzy]

And then I. I just didn't know. And I was like, I made the sip and the after sip happened last week. I was holding us afloat and now you're in a rush all day to finish our one workday of the week. So I was just a little annoyed out of the gate because I was already annoyed as so many things that were going on. Are you going backwards to see how it went down?

[Ryland]

No, I just want to get to my funny thing.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay. So then I chilled out. I was just like, I. But like I said last week on the sip, I don't know if you consumed. But I was like, the thing about Lizzie and I is I call her out immediately if something upsets me because I never want to let something. Like, I would never not want to say something and then let it build up and then have any sort of resentment towards you. I'd rather just tell you right away. And I was like, I feel for you. I know your dad's in town. Like, if my family was in town, I'd want to feel the same way. I just don't want to feel like we're in a rush doing our job. And then you were like, oh, let me put contacts in. Walked it back. I met you in the middle, and now we're all fine.

[Ryland]

Yeah. I mean, one thing about me is if I can't see, I'm going to be short with you because I can't see. The other thing about me is, like. Because I even said to you, I was like, we don't have to do the back and forth. If there's no pivot, we'll just do that.

[Lizzy]

And I. I just said, well, we can find a pivot, and that's fine. I just. I wasn't aware that. And then I was like, why is your dad's last day a work day?

[Ryland]

He always does this. He knows.

[Lizzy]

I just don't understand.

[Ryland]

He knows better. I can't. I can't even.

[Lizzy]

I can't because for so many reasons, I could have either planned to have him on the show.

[Ryland]

Well.

[Lizzy]

Or could have planned the sip. A different day. So I just didn't know until this morning. And my morning was already so crazy that I was just on edge. I was, like, ready to explore.

[Ryland]

And then he went to a workout class, and I listened to 45 minutes of a second trimester affirmations tape, and.

[Lizzy]

I wrote, but we both said, I love you before I went into the workout class. And that feels a little like hugging to me. Uncomfortable, to say the least.

[Ryland]

He said, I'm not trying to be an asshole. I'm paraphrasing.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

I said. He said, I'm not trying to be an asshole. I said, I don't think you're being an asshole. This is the nature of chasing viral celebrity food trends. We have to go where the storm hits. They sent a Twisters thing where the guy goes, if you feel it, chase it. And then this motherfucker comes back to the conversation. I haven't read any of your texts.

[Lizzy]

Well, no, because it had been. It had been, like, 30 minutes. But I had to execute walking my dogs before all the drama went down. I had already booked a workout class. I had, like, planned my morning to the minute to be able to.

[Ryland]

I know it was just filming because I was like, I'm so funny, and I thought I was so funny. I, like, found you. I was like, listen to what I just said to Ryland.

[Lizzy]

And it was really good. But I'm like, talk to texting her while I'm like running out of my house.

[Ryland]

I could kind of tell because I was like, I don't think he's hearing me.

[Lizzy]

No, I definitely.

[Ryland]

Because I kept being like, no, girl. Like, let's just do it. It's fine. I was like, I just got paid. Let's go to Ralph Lauren.

[Lizzy]

I think adding to my annoyance was last night. Like, Shane always helps me with the food thing. And Shane was like, I've been looking everywhere. I don't know what you guys can eat tomorrow. So then I felt like he was burnt out with me because we've also just had a busy work week. And I was like, I don't know what our other food option is. So then I. So whatever. It doesn't matter.

[Ryland]

No. I also think you guys work every single day.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And I. We need to chill that out a little bit. I'm trying to. I'm trying to chill that out a little bit.

[Ryland]

But I'm trying to get you fired from what.

[Lizzy]

She literally is.

[Ryland]

Can you imagine if I just started putting hate comments from like a random thing like that? Rylan's awful on this.

[Chris]

Get him off.

[Ryland]

God, I'm gonna stop watching because Ryland's just such a. What Mary Whoville or what?

[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

Nines that we're getting hit with. What's up with the nut?

[Lizzy]

And the biggest of the bunch for me, if I'm just, like, being honest is my nanny, like, sat me down and told me she has to leave, and I just, like, cried in her face. I was like, you cried in her face? I did. I really did.

[Ryland]

Well, you left that part out of retelling.

[Lizzy]

No, I was texting you. I couldn't.

[Ryland]

You didn't tell me you cried in her face.

[Lizzy]

I texted you 10 hours later because I just couldn't. Still crying. I cried that entire day because it's a devastating loss for me because she is a part of our family more than just, like, somebody who, like, works at our house. Like, I can't even explain how she's ingrained into our family.

[Ryland]

She's so much a part of your family that I'm sad she won't be here.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Ryland]

For me, she's not.

[Lizzy]

And I just, like, she's having an emergency, a family emergency, and she's from a different country, so she's going back to where she's from. And so, like, I started crying when she was telling me, and then she started crying when she was telling me, and I was just like. Because it's not. It's not like she's. Whatever. So then it's like, I. And it is interesting because I just couldn't stop crying. I was, like, bawling. I was like, we're all Losing. My animals are losing. My kids are losing. I'm losing. But so then it's just like trying to find. And I was like, there isn't a replacement for you. I'm gonna find somebody who can help us. But it's not going to be ever what it was. And then that just makes me sad for my kid. It just makes me so sad. So then it's like, but I have to move. I have to keep moving. I have to find. We have 400 million jobs. I have to find and figure out childcare. So then it's like I'm immediately consumed by trying to figure out what we're gonna do in that regard. Oh, the air just. The air turned on. It's gonna be so loud.

[Ryland]

You scared me so bad.

[Lizzy]

So my whole week, my whole last week was consumed by that. And then I just felt like I kept getting slapped in the face. They're like, while you're down, let me just keep slapping you in the face.

[Ryland]

Oh, speaking of slaps in the face, I saw the Naked Gun.

[Lizzy]

You did? Do. You went to the movie theater?

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah.

[Lizzy]

Which movie theater?

[Ryland]

We've been going to Universal City Walk.

[Lizzy]

Oh, cool.

[Ryland]

I lulled so freaking hard.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah. Funny. Comedy's back, baby.

[Lizzy]

Well, I don't think it did super well, but.

[Ryland]

Oh, I don't care. It's so funny.

[Lizzy]

I'm just saying, I. I'm saying from a box office standpoint, I don't know that it did incredible. Which is a bummer because that doesn't, like, reinforce to Hollywood. You need to make more of these.

[Ryland]

God, it was so funny.

[Lizzy]

Really.

[Ryland]

And Liam Neeson and what's her name, Pam. Pamela Anderson are maybe an item.

[Lizzy]

Well, I think that was for publicity, but I don't know.

[Ryland]

I hope it's not because it's cute. Like, it's cute.

[Lizzy]

Did you see it too, Chris?

[Ryland]

He's so funny, huh?

[Chris]

Oh, no, I'm sorry. I saw the relationship. I didn't see the movie, but the relationship is really cute.

[Ryland]

The movie's so funny. We've been. We started watching because I've been, like, staying out late in the living room with Joe so that we can have, like, time together.

[Lizzy]

What's late?

[Ryland]

11:30.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that is late.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Whoa.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we have ice cream and watch movies and I get a little rub.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Cute.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it's nice.

[Lizzy]

See, that's why I've always been telling you, put that to bed a little bit earlier so you guys can have a little more rub.

[Ryland]

Well, because he's walking now. He's tired as hell so we are putting him down earlier. He goes down at 7:30 now.

[Lizzy]

Cool.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Nice.

[Ryland]

Pretty awesome. And he sleeps an hour and a half during one of his naps during the day. I'm like, this kid's tired.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

And I was like, is something wrong with him? And it's like, no, they get tired when they walk. I guess that.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And now our kids have. My kids now they're like psychotic. Like I, I mean just like energy wise, right? Like just darting everywhere. So they're exhausted too. They're like, they want a nap longer too because they're so exhausted from playing so hard.

[Ryland]

Yeah. Billy, God, he's also hit this phase where he's like tantruming for things and it's just like, bro, you know how to sign for more. You don't have to scream at me. I don't think he totally gets it, but he does like this and he claps and he woo woos with the dogs. He was going after Bubs the other day and we're like, what is he doing? And he was going like, oh my God, he wants to howl. And so we all did a family howl. Like Billy initiates it now. It's the best.

[Lizzy]

That's pretty cute.

[Ryland]

It's really cute. I have a video. We can't show it here, Sorry. Okay, sorry.

[Lizzy]

Well, while you were watching what movie was that?

[Ryland]

Naked Gun.

[Lizzy]

I was watching the first Freaky Friday.

[Ryland]

And it changed your life.

[Lizzy]

It really did. There's a few plot holes, but it doesn't matter when that.

[Ryland]

What, what are the plot holes?

[Lizzy]

I mean there's a few, you know.

[Ryland]

That'S technically the second Freaky Friday. The first one had Jodie Foster in it. Back in the day.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Ryland]

Back in the day.

[Lizzy]

Okay, but still like I like got emotional at the end. They got all of the feelings across that needed to be across. They were both incredible in it. And I don't. I mean obviously back in the day I thought, oh, this was a good movie. But it still holds up today to being a fantastic movie. And so the next day Shane and I are going on a date and I'm like, oh perfect, let's go see Freakier Friday. This is gonna be incredible. Cuz like I remember the first one because we had just watched it and he's like, now I gotta go see what's it called? Weapons. He's like, because my whole homepage on YouTube is spoilers for the movie and I have to experience it in real time before it's spoiled for me on YouTube. And I was like, so I have to sit through a fucking horror movie.

[Ryland]

And the tag of the movie is 17 kids leave their home and never return. Joe's like, we have to see that. I was like, are you stupid? I can't watch a fucking kid disappear movie right now. Get out of here. I want to see Freakier Friday.

[Lizzy]

Did you see it? Chris Weapons really want to.

[Chris]

All these movies I really want to see.

[Lizzy]

I. I liked it. I thought it was a little slow, but maybe that means see, and I'm not a movie critic, so we always disagree or. You always make fun of me for liking movies, but for me, a movie is good if I am kept engaged the entire time.

[Ryland]

I agree.

[Lizzy]

Like, if I have a fun time, if I'm kept engaged, I'm good. I really liked the concept of this movie, but I think we could have cut 15 minutes from it.

[Ryland]

What's the concept?

[Lizzy]

I mean, an entire class goes missing except for one boy.

[Ryland]

I can't.

[Lizzy]

And they all leave. I mean, this is in the trailer. This isn't any.

[Ryland]

Can I handle it, or is it too much for me?

[Lizzy]

I mean, I don't. It doesn't seem like you can handle anything right now. I mean, she's been crying for a week.

[Ryland]

You don't.

[Lizzy]

And then she brings the depressing things to me, and I'm like, could you not? I'm dealing with enough so I don't. I don't need to be, like, violently depressed by things that are going on. Are you up in your universe? Do you want to hear when they're awful? And she just drops them at, like, dinner time? And I was like, oh, I was just going into my. Okay, Sorry. Okay. And then she just sends me selfies of her balling. Then an hour later, I'm starting an only fans.

[Ryland]

Well, it's just me crying.

[Lizzy]

I never understood the urge to, like, take pictures of yourself when you're you. But then I never understood. But now that I, like, cried real tears for the first time in a long time. Like, the fourth time in. I was like. Because it would hit me in waves and I couldn't tell anybody. I still, like, haven't even really told anybody because it, like, hits me if I start talking about it.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

So then, like, when I told Lizzie, I violently started crying again. And then. Cause I. I was telling Lizzie, I was like, oh, what do I look like? I'm so ridiculous crying about this right now. So then I'm, like, taking pictures, and I'm like, oh, this is why the girls are taking pictures of themselves because it is, like, so ridiculous. But then you're curious what the aesthetics of it look like.

[Ryland]

Yeah, you gotta know.

[Lizzy]

It's like we don't all have a reality crew filming us. Like Kim Kardashian.

[Ryland]

But I would never post it, like, publicly. Like, there's someone I think of who, like, is constantly posting their crime pics and it's like, none of us look good, but, like, you look extra bad. Like, don't post that.

[Lizzy]

Well, so it's a flex. She's like, look what I'm willing to show you.

[Ryland]

It's. Honestly, I feel like it's like your parents told you you were too good and they lied and they lied.

[Lizzy]

So are you gonna see Freakier Friday?

[Ryland]

Probably not, if Joe has his way.

[Lizzy]

What do you mean? He doesn't want to see it.

[Ryland]

I don't think I could get Joe to Freaky or Friday.

[Lizzy]

Well, no, you can watch a video on demand.

[Ryland]

Yeah, I'm gonna probably try and do that. I watched the Dakota Johnson, one of the Chris's and Pedro Pascal movie out.

[Lizzy]

Hated it. Oh, I had another friend that hated it.

[Ryland]

Tonally inept. Like, thinking it's doing something, but it's like, you've done nothing. You've done nothing here. You've said nothing propound. You've said nothing Profound. You need music in this also. Is it a rom com? What was that? What was that? Why? It's like this. The. The tone of it is like threat level midnight. The world is ending, like, and it's like, it's so confusing. But there's not a ticking time bomb. It's sort of like melancholia where it's just sort of like this horrible doomsday vibe in the air. But it's like we're talking about a freaking matchmaker who's dating a failed actor and a 40 year old rich guy.

[Lizzy]

So it's not even fun.

[Ryland]

It should have been. It's like on paper, it's like, what have you done here? Like, what are you doing? And I also, we tried to watch this Rebel Wilson movie where she's a bridesmaid, but she's also a spy and the wedding gets overrun by bad guys. Also was like, really bad.

[Lizzy]

I think you should just watch the first Freaky Friday. I think you should tell Joe it's a good time. The music's good.

[Ryland]

It's just so enraging to see these movies and all these directors getting this money and this like, opportunity to do something big. And it's just like you couldn't even come up with an opening sequence. Like, the opening sequence of the. The Bride or Die movie I watched was literally, like, they forgot to do one. And they just, like, freeze framed on some things and then put title cards on it. And it's like, I did that in a short film 10 years ago that I didn't have an opening for either. Like, what are you doing? What are you doing? That guy's name was Simon. I hate you.

[Lizzy]

Wow.

[Ryland]

I hate you.

[Lizzy]

Lizzie's dad thought he saw hookers.

[Ryland]

Oh. What?

[Lizzy]

I'm just trying to transition into anything else.

[Ryland]

No, I need to start telling more people I hate them.

[Lizzy]

I don't know that you do.

[Ryland]

I've got a list. I've got a list of people I hate. Let me read it off.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Don't look at your text messages.

[Ryland]

I was gonna read my list of hate.

[Lizzy]

Let me look at mine.

[Ryland]

You have a list of hate.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no, I don't.

[Ryland]

Okay. So my dad was like, I was going somewhere, and I saw a bunch of these girls just clearly hookers wearing bras and panties in public. And just. It was like, a bunch of hookers. And I was like, what, dude? And then I realized my dad just was, what? Like, seeing people going to Lollapalooza.

[Lizzy]

Does he live close to that?

[Ryland]

He was, like, on a route. That was like, on a route. Do you know what I'm saying? And he was like. And then I noticed these other guys were there, and I was like, this can't just be a bunch of hookers. I don't think it was. I think it was kids going to a music festival, and you're looking. Cause that's a lot of hookers for you to see. Like, it's like a handful of hookers, which is crazy.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Oh, do you want to hear about my pregnancy dream? It's pretty up.

[Lizzy]

Well, who does it involve?

[Ryland]

No one.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Because Shane walked in and you were like, I've been dreaming about you and.

[Ryland]

Spencer a little bit. Well, those are just weird because it's. I am dreaming about Shane and Spencer, but it's like, in the most boring way.

[Lizzy]

Like, they're just at the office and you walk in to get a drink.

[Ryland]

No, they're just like, all right, we have to do this thing for the moon for the vlog. Like, what are your things for the vlog?

[Lizzy]

Oh, so you're just, like, scared of working?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

You're like, what are they gonna ask of me? No, I have to perform.

[Ryland]

But it's like. It's, like, funny like, tasks. And it's like they're super serious. But it's like, this is such a weird dream to have have.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Ryland]

Repeatedly, too. And it's just Shane and Spencer. But that's not the weird one. I've been having really weird sexual dreams which make no sense. Like, one of them was me passionately kissing a robot. Like, just being like. But it's like, it's not a good passionate kiss. It's like how parrots kiss. Like, their little beaks part and their little. Their tongues poke out and.

[Lizzy]

Do you wake up horny that time?

[Ryland]

I did. Which is weird as fudge. Right?

[Lizzy]

What do you do? Do you grab onto your husband in the middle of the night?

[Ryland]

I don't have time for that.

[Lizzy]

Well, how are. That's why you're horny, because you need to let it. Release it.

[Ryland]

Listen to this, though. I have a dream. I'm back in my college town, and for some reason, there's this guy who's, like, driving me around. He's clearly super rich. He really wants me. Like, he keeps trying to make a play for, like, no, I want to be with you. Like, I want to hook up with you. I want to be your husband.

[Lizzy]

And are you back in time or are you. You married? Present day.

[Ryland]

I'm not married. Present day. What? I don't know what day it is. Like, I think I'm me, but I'm not married and I don't have a kid.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And then we're, like, at a diner, and he's violently beating off a little person.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

With the smallest piece.

[Lizzy]

So he's gay.

[Ryland]

He's gay and violently beating up a little person. And I'm sitting across from him, and I go, bro, you don't want me. Like, this is really gay. Like, you're beating off.

[Lizzy]

A huge dick, probably.

[Ryland]

No, a really small dick. Because it's.

[Lizzy]

That doesn't mean it can't be a big dick.

[Ryland]

In my dream, it was little.

[Lizzy]

Okay, okay. I'm like, we're. We're edging on. Really problematic.

[Ryland]

I'm trying to think about the appropriate terms to use. Okay, okay. But it was crazy that it's just this man who's like. He's like, literally, like that guy who divorced Chris. Chrishell. Like, that's what he looks like.

[Lizzy]

Oppenheimer.

[Ryland]

Yeah. No, no, divorced.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Oh, Gosh. This is U.S. actor Justin Hartley.

[Ryland]

And it's like, he looks like him, and he's driving a really expensive car. And then all of a sudden, we're in a diner, and he's just beating off a little person that's naked as hell. And I'm just like, dude, I get it. Like, I'm really flattered. I think you're gay.

[Lizzy]

Did you wake up horny on that one?

[Chris]

No.

[Lizzy]

Did both men have their dicks out?

[Chris]

No. One of them was fully clothed, and.

[Ryland]

It was not the little person with the micro penis.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Whoa. No. You can be both things. You can have both things. You can be. It was not. I'm not saying it's like everybody is that okay.

[Lizzy]

It's just this one so happen to be. Yeah. I mean, okay, Your mind funk it up. So it's just.

[Ryland]

Is what it is.

[Lizzy]

I mean, you can't. Yeah. I mean, you're just being honest.

[Ryland]

Anyways, we'll see you guys at Cracker Barrel.

[Lizzy]

Well, I don't know. You had some hot Topics you didn't want to talk about any of them.

[Ryland]

I mean, we've been talking for 40 minutes.

[Lizzy]

36.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but there's an ad.

[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

They do.

[Lizzy]

You and I have been to at least 15 of them.

[Ryland]

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[Lizzy]

Are you kidding me?

[Ryland]

No, I'm not kidding you.

[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

Huh?

[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

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[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

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[Lizzy]

Wow. I almost. I'm not into, like, I'm not not into the Backstreet Boys, but they don't do it for me in a way that I need to go to their concert. But just because it's at the Sphere makes me want to go. I'm seeing all these women post at the Sphere, and I'm like, I need to get to the Sphere.

[Ryland]

Oh, this is lit.

[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

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[Lizzy]

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[Ryland]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

Just like that.

[Ryland]

Just like that.

[Lizzy]

Okay, let's get into some hot tippity topics, because speaking of Katy Perry, who we just saw live, she is dating.

[Ryland]

Prime, the former prime minister of Canada.

[Lizzy]

And is this a fact? I didn't click on your link.

[Ryland]

I don't know if it's a fact. It's also old news.

[Lizzy]

Outside of a Gelsons or something with.

[Ryland]

Him, they just keep getting spotted together.

[Lizzy]

What does Orlando think?

[Ryland]

Who cares? I hate him. Oh, my God, my list of hate.

[Lizzy]

Okay, bring your black book out.

[Ryland]

No, I don't.

[Lizzy]

You don't have one. Oh, you don't?

[Ryland]

But now I'm gonna get one.

[Lizzy]

Okay, and so, like, what's going on?

[Ryland]

They were just spotted together on a multitude of occasions.

[Lizzy]

The prime minister of France. His job formerly, I believe.

[Ryland]

I don't think he. I don't think he has any longer.

[Lizzy]

Rich and retired.

[Ryland]

Can you see if Justin Trudeau is still the prime minister of Canada? Also, is he married?

[Chris]

Who?

[Ryland]

Justin Trudeau.

[Lizzy]

Through Jennifer Aniston's ex.

[Ryland]

The prime minister of Canada.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so we don't know anything about that. Hot topic.

[Ryland]

We don't know anything about Canada. Really?

[Chris]

He's not the current prime minister?

[Ryland]

No, he's not the current prime minister. Oh, you know what?

[Lizzy]

We should check in with Chris. Christopher had Covid.

[Ryland]

Oh, what was that like? Chris?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. What was your covet experience?

[Chris]

Really bad.

[Ryland]

So you loved it?

[Chris]

It was really rough. This is probably my fourth time having it. I'm very unlucky. The first time I had, it was brutal. The second time, not as bad. Third time, not as bad as the previous. They kept getting like, not as bad because. And I was like, oh, the strains are getting weaker. This will be fine. And this one felt like the first time, like, it felt so brutal. And my throat felt like knives were being jammed down.

[Lizzy]

They're calling. What did Shane say? They're calling it? Oh, yeah, Razor throat. They're calling this variant Razor Throat because.

[Ryland]

Razor throat, that's like a DJ name.

[Chris]

And it really is appropriate. It really feels like that. It was. I was, like, drenched in sweat all the time, in so much pain. Crazy headaches. It felt like my brain was swelling and gonna, like, rip open my skull. I slept for, like, I was awake 20 minutes for two days straight. Like, I just slept. And, like, it was nuts. It was really brutal. I don't know why it was so bad.

[Ryland]

Everyone I'm talking to who has it, because everyone I know has it.

[Lizzy]

It's crazy that. Has it always been like this where there's a summer sickness?

[Ryland]

I mean, some people, I think summer sickness always comes, but, like, the amount of people who have Covid right now is so damn many crazy.

[Lizzy]

So many people. And I just. I listen. I always want this podcast to be an escape for everyone. So sorry if I've been a downer today, but I feel like after. Like, my husband was sick. All of you were sick. Everyone's sick. Like, rescheduling, rearranging, and then being hit back to back to back. Slapped in the face with micro penises left and right.

[Ryland]

It's like beating off little people at diner. Imagine if when we cut to Cracker Barrel, it's just us beating off. Should we cut that? Cut that what? Cut my whole dream?

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Please.

[Lizzy]

I don't know. I ran into somebody out. Out in the world the other day, and she was like, you know, I love everything you guys do, but the sip, especially just because you guys really let it rip. You just. You're not afraid. And I was like, oh, no, we're afraid.

[Ryland]

Oh, no, we're scared, girl.

[Lizzy]

But you can't.

[Ryland]

One of us loses sleep at night. You.

[Lizzy]

Yes, I wake up. There's been so many occasions where I wake up at 1am on a Tuesday night. Like, do I need to cut that out of the video? I think with context, it's fine.

[Ryland]

But the problem is, on the Internet, no one gives about context.

[Lizzy]

No. And the thing about Elizabeth is she can't help but be herself. It's something we've established.

[Ryland]

I'm trying. I'm trying to help it.

[Chris]

That's what we love about her.

[Lizzy]

I don't know. Okay, Buffy is back.

[Ryland]

Buffy's back.

[Lizzy]

I don't even know. I never saw Buffy.

[Ryland]

Okay. Wow. Okay.

[Lizzy]

And I'm still in this thing ever since I had kids. I can't get into scripted tv. I don't know what it is.

[Ryland]

Well, I'm lit as F for it.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Yeah, cool.

[Ryland]

It's coming back. Sarah Michelle Geller promises. This is for the fans. They wouldn't have done the reboot were it. I don't even think it's a reboot. I think it's a continuation. Okay, and when does this come to life? I mean, they're filming right now.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Ryland]

Yeah. And my God, dad interviewed to be the showrunner. It was never gonna happen, but I wish it had. Ugh. Could you imagine.

[Lizzy]

Another thing to be pissed about?

[Ryland]

Oh, my God. Number 10. Add it to the list. Okay, but more interesting for you probably is that Demi and the J Bros Had a reunion.

[Lizzy]

But I've never been a boy band person.

[Ryland]

No, but do you remember, like, two years ago I was like, I gotta watch all the camp rock videos. So when I was like, what? I had all the camp rock videos on in front of me. But it's like immediately when they were done, I was like, where was I?

[Lizzy]

Like, well, Demi's like, I got like, wiped and snatched and releasing new music.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Have you heard her new song? I wanna go fast. I wanna go. It's like, is it good or does.

[Ryland]

It sound like that?

[Lizzy]

It sounds exactly like that.

[Ryland]

Oh, no.

[Lizzy]

And I like this song. At first I was like, maybe this song isn't for me. But then it's been stuck in my head ever since. The music video is what's a little more confusing to me.

[Ryland]

Usually when you say it's not for you, it ends up being very for you.

[Lizzy]

So maybe this song's gonna be for me. But I did see the clips of people posting like, demi walked out on stage with the Joe Bros last night. Okay.

[Ryland]

Just like that.

[Lizzy]

Cool, cool, cool.

[Ryland]

MGK is back in my mind. And I know that I've got him on my hate list list. And he knows too. At least his guitarist does. I walked it back with him because I felt like he found sobriety. Sobriety, but also a self esteem and respect that comes with respecting others in his orbit. And then it's like, oh, I don't know. That he did find respect for others in his orbit.

[Lizzy]

Why? What happened? Why are you so up on the news with him? I mean, this is gonna be a real bummer for me when I run into him at the Calabasas Erewhon. Because he's always there.

[Ryland]

Listen, my heart kind of broke. Breaks for him. But I like, my first big, like, freak. You was in his documentary. And he's like, I like to drive 400 mph down the 405 while I'm high out of my mind listening to an album I just recorded.

[Lizzy]

I remember you went on for 20 minutes.

[Ryland]

How dare you? You're risking everyone's lives.

[Lizzy]

I know we all agree.

[Ryland]

Okay, so that's why I hated him and Then he's like, I got sober for my kid, like so I can show up and all this stuff. And it's like, honestly, I'm here for a redemption arc. But then it's like, like, stop cheating on your pregnant girlfriend. Like, what, another one? No, Megan.

[Lizzy]

She's. The baby's born, right?

[Ryland]

Yeah, but they split up while she was pregnant. Cuz he wouldn't stop cheating on her.

[Lizzy]

That's very old news though.

[Ryland]

Yeah, very old news.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And also why I don't like him.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay. So why is.

[Ryland]

Why present tense? I think his new songs catchy.

[Lizzy]

Oh, he released a song.

[Ryland]

He released a whole album.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Ryland]

And honestly, I'm into them.

[Lizzy]

It's a real lovehate relationship she has with this man. I know, Very complicated.

[Ryland]

And then she's.

[Lizzy]

He's going to be the next guy she's having a sex dream about.

[Ryland]

What's he going to be beating off? Turtles? Orcas. I hope it's orcas. Okay, so then I saw him on a podcast and he's like, you guys don't even know. Like, I might.

[Lizzy]

You're his super fan.

[Ryland]

I am.

[Lizzy]

You're consuming every. Okay, let's just put it. Let's set the record straight. Yeah, you watch, you consume it all.

[Ryland]

And I comment.

[Lizzy]

You're.

[Ryland]

No, I don't comment. I'm not crazy. I'm not here commenting from my own account.

[Lizzy]

You've been Deborah all along. And you're so mean to you so that you can actually get away with saying nasty things you want to say about me. Wouldn't that be evil?

[Ryland]

Every time you've replied to her, it's just me. You're sending me the screen grab. As if I haven't already read it as her. I take off my mask, I'm this hideous miserable old bitch.

[Chris]

Instead of this.

[Ryland]

Stunning 350 pound mother of two. I'm just this crusty mole cover skin tagged ass nasty hoe.

[Lizzy]

Take up that suit, mama. Let's see.

[Ryland]

I unzip it. It's nothing but like varicose veins.

[Lizzy]

Well, that would be cool to do prosthetics on you and like open like.

[Ryland]

I see Deb like zebra for some reason. Like Deborah zebra. So it's just like. But instead of like stripes, it's like really effed up varicose veins all over her creepy, nasty little skin tag body.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Wow.

[Ryland]

That's just how I see her.

[Lizzy]

Okay, shout out.

[Ryland]

Because that's gotta be why she's so nasty and upset.

[Lizzy]

Too many. Too much time talking about her today.

[Ryland]

Cut that, too. No, I won't, man.

[Lizzy]

I always just say, love you, Deb. Three heart emojis.

[Ryland]

Cute.

[Lizzy]

Thanks for being here. Thanks for being engaged.

[Ryland]

The sad thing is I won't see her comments.

[Lizzy]

I know. And that's the girl I ran into that was like, lizzie's just so real and unafraid. She's like, I'm so devastated. She can't be reading the comments right now because there's so many of us that with her.

[Ryland]

Oh, thanks, guys. Not after my dreams, though. I'm sure you're all having me to keep your jobs, and honestly, that's fine. We all need to be employed. It's important you guys have families to take care of. You can't be defending me out in these streets. So then I saw MGK on a podcast, and he was like, you guys don't know. Like, it's like no one's talked about it. It's all speculation. Like, I might still be with Megan. Like, I might not have ever. Like, you don't know. No one's ever said or confirmed or denied or whatever. I don't know, honestly, because I don't stalk her religiously because I don't hate her. Like, I hate him. So then I was like, I guess he's right. Like, I'm being a weirdo. Like, they're strangers. This is a weird, parasocial relationship of hate. So I need to just let it go. Like. Like, ah. Like, I'll get an mgk. I don't even care. Like, thanks for the bops. Then this morning, I'm looking for topics, and he's on another podcast running his mouth about Sydney Sweeney. And I'm just like, you're a bad person. There's some. He's like, on. What's it called? Is it. It's not Total Request Live, but they, like, ask questions live and you have to answer Breakfast Club. No. It's like, there's a word live in it with that guy who talks to the Real Housewives.

[Lizzy]

Watch what happens live.

[Ryland]

Yes, watch what happens live. And someone was like. Because I guess there was something in the news where it's like, did MGK hook up with Sydney Sweeney when she broke up with her fiance and they had those pictures released of them in Vegas? And he was. His only answer was like, shut up, dude. And then someone from the audience was like, that's a yes. And he's just like. And it's like a gentleman never kisses and tells him, I hate you, mgk. I hate you.

[Lizzy]

What she means is she's obsessed with you and she'll continue consuming it all.

[Ryland]

And I hate everything about myself when I do it. And I do it right before bed and then I dream about weird things, like little people getting beaten off.

[Lizzy]

Okay, that was almost too much. There's been a couple times this week too where I've had to tell Lizzie, you need to stop. You need to censor yourself and you need to stop. There was no audience and I was like, you need to stop.

[Ryland]

It was crazy. I was like, come on, dude, come on.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

FCC won't let me be me.

[Lizzy]

They literally would not.

[Ryland]

No, they really, really wouldn't.

[Lizzy]

All right, you guys, well, we will see you wherever we end up today.

[Ryland]

I thought we were in a Creighton barrel.

[Lizzy]

I don't know that you. I don't want to make it so you can't see your dad.

[Ryland]

Girl, I'm. I've made peace with it. Are we going?

[Lizzy]

Why didn't you invite him?

[Ryland]

Because he's finishing the room.

[Lizzy]

Oh, so he's employed by you? For how much money? Free.

[Ryland]

Then he's paying for this.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

But I am excited to let you guys know that today's episode is also brought to you by Honey Love. You might recognize Honey Love from such things as my chest today, here and now. This shirt doesn't fit very well, but my bra bra really does.

[Lizzy]

It's peeking out and I do have to say it's sexy.

[Ryland]

Dude, I picked it because it's. It peeks out in this shirt. So Honey Love is a female owned and designed women's garment brand. So it's things for women made by women who actually wear them. And one thing about me as a woman who's postpartum slash repartum is my boobies are fluctuating the house down boots.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah, sometimes they come in, I'm like, boing.

[Ryland]

It's too much and it's unpredictable.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I like. I like it. I like them all sizes.

[Ryland]

Well, not having a consistent flow is a lot. And wearing a bra with an underwire is pure hell. When I wear a bra with an underwire and I get home, I have literal cuts on my rib cage cuz my ribs are also expanding. This bra does not have an underwire, but it also supports my big naturals that are full of. And also leaking milk all the time. And I don't have to adjust this bra all day. Like, I don't know if you noticed, like my shirt falls off my shoulder. My bra strap does not. My boobs are held in place even Though there's not a horrible underwire and my. And they look cute. They also do shapewear. My whole like adult career. Been looking for a shapewear that when you put it on, you don't pop out in a place you don't want to pop out. Honey Love does a non restrictive thing with their shapewear where they work with your curves instead of against them so there's not some weird place on your body that you're just bulging out in a hideous way. And if you you're fighting against your body with all of these things like wires and restrictive shapewear, it makes me so self conscious that I can't be present in a room. And when I wear Honey Love, I just feel confident and strong and like I can be here, period. Treat yourself to the most advanced bras and shapewear on the market. Save 20 off honey [e-mail] the sip. Use our exclusive link to get 20% off again. That'[e-mail] thesip sip to find your perfect fit. After you find your perfect fit, they ask who sent you. Please let them know it was us over here at the SIP to support the show. Honey Love, I truly love you so much. Thank you so much for sponsoring the show.

[Lizzy]

All right, girls. I actually got so caught up when we were walking in, I forgot to intro where we were going. Elizabeth came in with some hot gossip that PF Chang's actually has a freakier Friday menu. And we were like, you know what that is? So I guess it's not niche because growing up in Colorado, we used to come here a lot. But since I've lived in la, I've never been to a P F Chang's. So here we are today at A P F Chang's. It's outside of an abandoned mall that I think they're actually transforming into being like one of the football teams training facility. So here we are trying the Freakier Friday menu. Pregnancy. So fun.

[Chris]

It's so weird so seeing this all dead and abandoned.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it really is. Actually, I never was around when it wasn't dead and abandoned. I've never been in the parking lot.

[Chris]

I had my second kiss and date there. No, with a girl.

[Lizzy]

Wow. Did you go to PF Changs before? Is this bringing back memories?

[Chris]

It is. It really is.

[Lizzy]

You gotta love the horse outside of the Chang.

[Chris]

I was saying when I was younger, I thought this was so bougie and fancy.

[Lizzy]

It is, right? I mean, like it.

[Ryland]

It's got a horse.

[Lizzy]

Exactly. New at PF Chang's. The freaky flavor menus.

[Ryland]

Freakier Looks delicious. The soup.

[Lizzy]

It'S kind of epic in here. Come on in, Chris.

[Ryland]

Freaky Friday.

[Chris]

Slowly come up.

[Lizzy]

No way.

[Ryland]

It's freaky Earth.

[Chris]

I wait. The bag is cute. The shirt is cute. There's some cute things.

[Lizzy]

We're seeing great boys. Look at this. And the music's not too loud. Is this our new lunch? And they're promoting Girls Night on Wednesday.

[Ryland]

Well, I'll be there.

[Lizzy]

Am I getting drunk?

[Chris]

It was just fancy inside.

[Lizzy]

See, I'm saying it's bougie. Yeah, it's always been just that.

[Chris]

Girls go to.

[Lizzy]

This is where people come before prom.

[Ryland]

I said 16th birthday.

[Lizzy]

Oh, hello. I'm excited. Mine too. Is the freak party menu here? Or I just have to remember what was on.

[Chris]

Oh, oh, oh.

[Lizzy]

Here. Here's the thing.

[Ryland]

My head hurts so bad.

[Lizzy]

Hey, girlfriend. Okay, David.

[Ryland]

Asian Caesar salad with salmon.

[Chris]

Did you guys see that? They have a Freaky Friday Stanley cup.

[Ryland]

No, we have bad news.

[Chris]

Bad news? Yeah, it's a prize.

[Lizzy]

It's not. You can't buy it.

[Chris]

It's for What?

[Ryland]

I don't know, A raffle? We asked.

[Chris]

It's the grand prize.

[Lizzy]

You have to, like, enter to win it. And we were like, yeah, but could we. We just buy it individually? And he's like, no, maybe on our website. But we don't have them here at the store.

[Ryland]

How many people have entered?

[Chris]

And they only made one, Literally. Yes. That's so true.

[Lizzy]

And who else is coming to P F Chang's for specifically the Freakier Friday menu? I feel like it's only us.

[Ryland]

You might win.

[Chris]

I will enter. I'll keep you guys updated. Wow, the refreshers change color, huh? Oh, they just mix. Oh.

[Lizzy]

So what's the deal? We're just gonna get one of everything on that menu, and then everyone can get what they want for real lunch.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Can I just say this is a first. All of their alcohol drinks have calories. I've seen that in my life. That's scary. Oh, it looks. It's not too bad. Pretty good espresso martini. Only 180. Any bad?

[Lizzy]

I mean, it's the grams of sugar that I'm really concerned about. When it comes to the cocktail, we.

[Chris]

Don'T care about that.

[Lizzy]

Okay, girls, I'm actually so fired up. We just all ordered the freaky er Friday drinks, but we all got lunch as well. I'm lit.

[Ryland]

Honestly, I'm going to prom after this.

[Lizzy]

Well, we're gonna need to get some vodka and some flasks. If I'm going to prom, does it.

[Ryland]

Count as a relapse if I'm pretending like I'm 16 again?

[Lizzy]

I don't think so.

[Ryland]

I don't either.

[Lizzy]

I got spicy orange chicken. Are you guys chopstick girls?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

You know how?

[Ryland]

Of course.

[Lizzy]

Prove it. Do you do the two?

[Ryland]

What do you mean how?

[Lizzy]

I don't know how. What else does happen?

[Ryland]

Intuitive things you should ask for.

[Chris]

They have the beginner ones with the thing in the middle and that really helped me. Have you. Do you often ask the taste stuff at a restaurant?

[Lizzy]

She's a nightmare everywhere she goes.

[Chris]

I've never ever seen anyone do that before.

[Ryland]

Well, I'm not trying to waste a whole ass bowl.

[Chris]

It was felt like it's like, did you think he'd watch? So she has to taste the soup.

[Lizzy]

I was like, what?

[Ryland]

They bring out a little taste.

[Lizzy]

In her defense, I did work at a restaurant that had like a soup of the day. And all day people said, can I try the soup? And I'm like, please just order the soup. I'd rather you order the soup and send it back because you don't like it as a waiter.

[Ryland]

Oh, well, now I know.

[Chris]

Do you think I'll get in trouble for this?

[Lizzy]

No, no.

[Chris]

We're doing it.

[Lizzy]

PF Changs is not going to do us.

[Chris]

I learned that you could do that through you. And I thought. I don't know, I thought it was kind of cool.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, she's just a woman who knows what she wants.

[Ryland]

Or doesn't it. Needs to know.

[Chris]

Yeah, exactly.

[Ryland]

Needs to find out.

[Lizzy]

So how many fingers do you put between?

[Ryland]

Ooh, it depends on the knife. So secure it with the. This between your thumb crevice and your point. Your. Your ring finger. Secure the bottom one.

[Lizzy]

Wait, are we different handed?

[Ryland]

No. Here, look at my hand as if it's yours. Are you left handed? Are you left handed? Are you kidding? Have you always been left handed? Have you always been this way?

[Lizzy]

Yes. That's my problem. Right? I can't do chopsticks. I know. I'm a superhero.

[Ryland]

This is crazy.

[Chris]

I don't know how to help you exactly.

[Ryland]

Sorry.

[Lizzy]

Who's left handed here? Nobody.

[Ryland]

Just you, you freak.

[Lizzy]

This seems right. No, I'm just not gonna use.

[Chris]

I think as long as it works for you. It works for you. Your like middle finger and like your thumb, tuck it in. I guess like that.

[Ryland]

I use my ring finger on my.

[Chris]

Thumb and then you use the pointer. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same thing. I do it kind of wrong.

[Lizzy]

Whatever. I'm gonna Use a fork. You girls do what you want. Yeah, but picking up something fine like a noodle is a little different than.

[Ryland]

Just oh, I like it better for noodles.

[Chris]

Shockingly, I got used to it. I could do rice with it now.

[Lizzy]

Okay, we'll be back when the drinks are here. Ow. I'm actually. Ow. Oh, I said I meant to say. Wow. I'm actually really hungry now.

[Chris]

What is this?

[Lizzy]

Ow. This just in. Spencer's never been to a PF Chang. He was like. Are all of them like this, like decor out the nines?

[Chris]

I was expecting like Panda. Panda Express. I don't mean to say it, you know. Wow. I thought it was going to be more like feels. If you ask the waiter. Do you have anything more like Panda Express? You'd be kicked out.

[Ryland]

Can I sample something off the menu that's more like a panda and fast like an express Panda.

[Chris]

We have some sort of bottle service. Should we get that? People were doing that when we walked in. They were blowing bubbles and they had a shooting thing. I didn't want to film it. Felt rude. But why are we doing that?

[Lizzy]

Should we have.

[Ryland]

Is this. Did this just become my baby sprinkle? Is that what the cis?

[Lizzy]

Know what? She loves it so much.

[Ryland]

I'll text you guys my registry. That's not a big deal.

[Chris]

This is big. Diet Coke review. Pf. Let's see. Let's see if it changes me.

[Ryland]

Changes me.

[Lizzy]

SP are so curious.

[Chris]

Do you want me to top this?

[Lizzy]

Good.

[Chris]

You want me to top this? No, it's okay. Thank you.

[Ryland]

It's good.

[Chris]

It's good. Syrup. Syrup cranked.

[Lizzy]

Let me see.

[Chris]

Let me.

[Lizzy]

Let me.

[Ryland]

You like a serpent ones.

[Lizzy]

He likes syrupy, but he doesn't care about the carbonation, which is weird.

[Chris]

It might be better than Cheesecake Factory.

[Lizzy]

Whoa. The syrup is great. I think that's better than your McDonald's.

[Chris]

Let's not go crazy.

[Lizzy]

Well, okay, there's two McDonald's, one that's independently owned that is better than this. And then the. The McDonald's owned and operated is worse than this.

[Chris]

I was so in deep on this.

[Lizzy]

It has a glowing review from us.

[Chris]

So of just reviewing, you should. Should I have a. Should we get a picture?

[Lizzy]

Oh, Shane wants a picture of Diet Coke.

[Chris]

At first I thought you said a picture.

[Lizzy]

Like can we have this girls night package, but instead of alcohol, it's just a picture of Diet Coke.

[Chris]

It's so sweet. I almost need my tester.

[Lizzy]

Did you not bring one to a restaurant?

[Chris]

Well, I trust a restaurant cuz if I sit you know?

[Lizzy]

Okay. Yeah, you're right. You're right.

[Ryland]

Oh, beautiful.

[Lizzy]

Thank you. Thank you. Yeah. Are you not willing to share?

[Ryland]

I mean, I'm willing to share. I'm open to sharing More veggies. I didn't know they were veggie. Apparently, I ordered a veggie spring.

[Lizzy]

Oh, shoot.

[Ryland]

Crispy.

[Lizzy]

Let's you. Oh, okay.

[Ryland]

Broken it.

[Chris]

Oh, interesting fragrance.

[Lizzy]

You.

[Ryland]

It is what it is.

[Chris]

And that's why she's the best reviewer in the game.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Everyone, please help yourselves.

[Lizzy]

Take one, Chris.

[Chris]

I feel like there's not enough.

[Lizzy]

There's enough. I don't need one. No. Take one, Chris.

[Chris]

Okay, thank you.

[Lizzy]

We've literally ordered so much food. We're not lacking.

[Chris]

The texture is not nice. Crispier than I look.

[Ryland]

The sauce is giving cleaning.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no.

[Ryland]

Cleaning solution.

[Chris]

It's funny because there's not much of that going on in much of the restaurant.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Ryland]

Because they're using it in the sauce.

[Chris]

Right, right, right. I like it.

[Ryland]

You went sauceless.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

I wanted to see what it was like without a sauce first.

[Ryland]

You're sick. Try the sauce.

[Lizzy]

Some of us are sauce grains and some aren't.

[Ryland]

Try the sauce. Let me know if it's giving pine sol.

[Lizzy]

Should I try it if that's the case?

[Ryland]

Pine Sol?

[Chris]

Actually, yes.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Let me just dip my finger in the sauce then.

[Chris]

Oh. Oh, no. I actually like them better without the sauce.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

Really?

[Lizzy]

Like, pine sauce is straight on.

[Chris]

Yes. Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

It is pine sauce.

[Chris]

That's fucking gross. By itself, it's pretty good. What's happening?

[Ryland]

Why am I like about it?

[Lizzy]

Because your husband doesn't allow toxins in the house, so it's like you're rebelling.

[Ryland]

I take my tea paku.

[Chris]

You're so right. It tastes like when I eat too much and I throw up a little.

[Lizzy]

In my mouth, like a little bit of acid. Okay, well, we'll be back with some more food. Elizabeth's hot and sour soup has arrived.

[Ryland]

I'm gonna be real with you. I just smelled it, and I don't know that I want to put it in my mouth.

[Chris]

Wait, which is.

[Ryland]

Here's the glam about sour.

[Lizzy]

Can I just take a fork to it?

[Ryland]

It's a soup.

[Lizzy]

Can I take a fork to it?

[Ryland]

No, take a spoon.

[Lizzy]

I don't know what. I don't know what you're carrying.

[Ryland]

Then go first.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I'm going for her. Family just had an illness. Chris. Oh, no. Oh, smell it.

[Ryland]

I asked for a sample. No. Hot and sour soup always smells crazy.

[Lizzy]

But this is different, but presentation's cute.

[Chris]

It smells like. It honestly smells like my sweaty underwear.

[Ryland]

No, I was thinking it smelled like my old spit.

[Chris]

Okay. Is it really?

[Lizzy]

I'm not.

[Chris]

Can I smell it? I'm not now we have to.

[Ryland]

Your little whisper is kill.

[Lizzy]

You can't say that on YouTube anymore.

[Chris]

Everyone's reaction is crazy. Is it really that bad? Wow. I don't have any. I'm, like, really hungry. I have no food in my stomach. That almost made me, like, throw.

[Ryland]

Put the flashlight down.

[Chris]

Let's see the taste. It is. Honest to God, no one's. No one's exaggerating. Am I just putting him in the middle here? These are the switcheroos, and these are the crystal balls. Yes. When you pour this glitter water into them.

[Ryland]

The delivery of glitter water was so flat, but it was such a magical moment.

[Lizzy]

He's like, you guys are really too amused by this.

[Chris]

These are the. Also the. It's like the promo. The contest that they're doing for, like, free dinner specials or something.

[Lizzy]

Has anybody been so tickled by this?

[Chris]

No, you guys are my first. Well, this is the most I've always sold, too, so.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wow.

[Chris]

So hopefully you guys will. You're not selling a lot of slickery. Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wow. Okay. Thank you.

[Ryland]

I will say it tastes like a standard hot and sour soup.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that's nice.

[Chris]

But it smells like sweaty sock. Yeah, but this is the crystal ball. And this is the switcheroo.

[Lizzy]

We pivoted to an egg drop instead of another smelly sour. Oh, it smells the same.

[Ryland]

Damn. Maybe they're just dirt.

[Chris]

Okay, okay.

[Lizzy]

All right. So which one is this?

[Chris]

The. Oh, crystal ball. Crystal ball.

[Lizzy]

Ooh, we have the crystal ball.

[Chris]

The color is cute.

[Lizzy]

Do we have a good frame on it?

[Chris]

Yeah. Wait, hold on. Show that what is there at the magical whatever.

[Lizzy]

Glitter. Glitter water. Glitter water. Should I move the.

[Chris]

No, it's part of it.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

Oh, God.

[Lizzy]

Oh, sorry.

[Ryland]

Who invited this idiot to the party?

[Lizzy]

Now is it not going to work? Is the switcheroo not going to work?

[Chris]

You got to stir it to switch it up.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Chris]

It was purple.

[Ryland]

Update. I love the soup.

[Chris]

Wow. Oh, thank you very much. You.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wait. All the food's coming.

[Ryland]

Wow.

[Chris]

My thing looks good. Thank you.

[Ryland]

And then I have an orange. Do you need to take anything out of your way?

[Chris]

Oh, somebody else's d. Yeah, I got two for other people.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Chris]

Okay. Nice chicken. And Brock, I just spit on your food.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. Okay, all of our food has arrived.

[Chris]

Are you going to stir the switcheroo?

[Ryland]

Cuz.

[Lizzy]

It's.

[Ryland]

Can I. Can I?

[Lizzy]

I already stirred it. Girl, you did not stir are idiots. I.

[Ryland]

Maybe this is the most embarrassing person I've ever met.

[Lizzy]

Maybe I didn't stir it to your liking, but I stirred the out.

[Chris]

Supposed to change colors.

[Lizzy]

The color.

[Chris]

Is it supposed to come purple? Is this purple again? It's just still purple.

[Lizzy]

It looks.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Well this isn't the start to work.

[Chris]

Also I need. I think we filmed it happening but a tiny little piece of spit flew out of my mouth on Dispenser's food. Should we ask for a new one? I really. I really don't care.

[Lizzy]

Do you want a switch? Switch Peru. I can eat.

[Chris]

Oh, are these the same things?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, they're the same thing. I can eat Shane's spit even though that's part of Lizzy's too. Lizzy and I were Sharoo Freaky. We Freaky Friday.

[Chris]

Our meal a happy ending.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well I guess you're going to have the one we have.

[Chris]

Can I make the switcheroo with the cannonball? What is this called? Go water Crystal ball.

[Lizzy]

No, no, no.

[Chris]

This is the switcheroo.

[Ryland]

No, no, no.

[Chris]

Okay, what's the crystal ball? The purple. The purple one. Ready?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

See? It's harder than it looks.

[Chris]

Oh, I love it. It does look nice. The layers is nice. Thank you. Oh I also ordered a couple Diet Cokes for everyone.

[Lizzy]

Oh yeah, they're here.

[Chris]

Get a shot of this before you stir cuz it looks. Spencer, do you want to try the Diet coke?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I guess I'm going to try this one. What is this called?

[Chris]

Crystal ball.

[Ryland]

Too confusing that there's two.

[Lizzy]

So which do we take first for the process to work?

[Ryland]

Probably the Searcheroo and then the crystal ball.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Chris]

The switcheroo. It should be greener. It looks. I honestly think it looks better before.

[Lizzy]

I think both looked better before they were mixed. Yeah.

[Ryland]

Listen, haters gonna hate.

[Chris]

Oh, it's green now. Okay, that's. That's fine. On camera it looks like highlighter color. You guys weren't cheating about the diagram. Coke. It's so good. It's like heavy Diet Coke. Yes. Like. Like thick.

[Ryland]

It's heavy.

[Lizzy]

Can I try this one? So this is the switcheroo.

[Chris]

That looks like Shrek water. Shrek water.

[Lizzy]

Shrek. Maybe I just don't like drink like full sodas ever so. It's very sugary.

[Chris]

What is it? Mango orange lemonade. That is not sweet enough.

[Ryland]

On these.

[Chris]

You try the track water?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, this one's better.

[Ryland]

Is there alcohol in that?

[Lizzy]

I no, they didn't idea. Well, I don't know. We're old. I literally. You were the one that was like. Well, let's. We'll find.

[Chris]

Why do you have such a crazy reaction to this? You were breaking your sobriety for the Freaky Friday collab.

[Lizzy]

No, there's no way.

[Chris]

No, no, there's not.

[Lizzy]

So. I really like this one. The Crystal Ball Refresher is way better. It has pear lemonade, Sprite and club soda.

[Chris]

Lizzie, gonna try the Diet Coke or Chris or something? I got. I got multiple. Please try the Diet Coke.

[Lizzy]

Oh, this one's good. I don't know. You guys are crazy. The switcheroo sucks. The mango orange lemonade bath.

[Ryland]

I haven't had Diet Coke in like years. The last time I had it was a sip on your show and.

[Chris]

Delicious.

[Ryland]

No, it's delicious. I'm not allowed to have it though.

[Lizzy]

Oh, because she's pregnant.

[Ryland]

My husband has requested.

[Chris]

Oh, this one's good.

[Lizzy]

It's really good.

[Chris]

Never mind what it tastes like vegetables.

[Lizzy]

You're gonna have this one, Chris. We haven't touched it.

[Ryland]

Can I taste the greenie?

[Chris]

Something veggie?

[Ryland]

The greeny. The grainy.

[Lizzy]

You haven't had it yet.

[Ryland]

Bring me that shrimp.

[Chris]

Yeah. Pork fast with this one, right?

[Lizzy]

Yes. Let me get the.

[Ryland]

I love this.

[Lizzy]

Want it? I'll just go ready.

[Chris]

It is not.

[Ryland]

It does look nice.

[Chris]

This. Sorry, none of you. I was just saying it does look cute when it's laid. It's cuter like that.

[Lizzy]

I would not stir it. It looks so much cuter. But flavor, flavor. Everyone loves this one.

[Chris]

Isn't that the bisexual flag? Yes. Oh, that's close. Hold it up. Maybe trans. It's a little dark to. Trans is.

[Ryland]

Hi.

[Lizzy]

You're talking to a woman who's starving and pregnant. Okay, so this is.

[Chris]

Can we just give a shout out to the waiter? So good and so sweet. Shout out.

[Ryland]

Shut up.

[Chris]

He actually is fantastic.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so if you're coming here for the freak of your Friday collab.

[Chris]

Which the waiter said nobody has. Yeah, he said you're like the first.

[Ryland]

The switch on Saturday. Cheers.

[Lizzy]

The switcheroo refresher is really a hit.

[Ryland]

And honestly, Shane, you thought we were going to be late to this, but we might be the first at the table.

[Chris]

Maybe first and only.

[Lizzy]

So Shane and I are both taking a bite of the spicy orange chicken.

[Chris]

You should give Spencer one of those. Would anyone like any of this?

[Ryland]

I'm very curious by.

[Lizzy]

Chris's is just a salmon salad.

[Ryland]

It's not regular sand Caesar.

[Chris]

Good.

[Lizzy]

Thank You.

[Chris]

That's what I. Yeah. Sand express kind of energy.

[Ryland]

In an ideal world, I would get a sample of the Caesar salads.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Chris]

That's that.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Chris]

Soup is one thing, but asking the taste salad is crazy. You want a little scoop of it? Just taste. It is pretty. I like that they put. Is it like, what it wanton? Yeah. Instead of croutons.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Back to. It's cute. Everything's very aesthetic if you don't look too close. Oh, I know this said a million times, but what's in this pear? I like it.

[Lizzy]

I've read them also 300 times and comprehend.

[Chris]

Right, Right, right, right, right.

[Lizzy]

Oh. So what is this? Just chicken.

[Chris]

I like this a lot.

[Ryland]

Put the soft on.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

What's the sauce?

[Ryland]

Not the other sauce.

[Chris]

What do you think the glitter water just tastes like on its own?

[Ryland]

Flavorless.

[Chris]

It might just be water with glitter in it.

[Ryland]

I love that.

[Lizzy]

It just tastes like soap.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but that's kind of.

[Chris]

It's literally just water with glitter. Glitter in it.

[Lizzy]

Really? It's not soda.

[Chris]

There's no flavor to this.

[Ryland]

That's a party. Yeah. I want more of the packing peanuts.

[Lizzy]

The packing peanuts are good.

[Ryland]

I was about to check my family and say, do you guys want PF Changs? And I'm not going to.

[Lizzy]

No. The orange flavoring on the orange chicken is a little. Feels too artificially. Very vibrant. Like, a lot.

[Chris]

I feel bad because the salad looked really cute and tastes very bland. Like there's not a lot of flavor.

[Ryland]

What would you call a flavor?

[Lizzy]

It's barely.

[Chris]

It's like a hint of Caesar.

[Lizzy]

It's like married.

[Chris]

Just lettuce. Like, I just taste lettuce.

[Ryland]

Interesting.

[Lizzy]

I think I'm still going to be hungry.

[Ryland]

Should we go to lunch?

[Chris]

Should we type? What did you review everything?

[Lizzy]

It's so chaotic. I don't know. And I don't know if you can hear us in here.

[Chris]

Well, should we start asking freaky questions for the freaky Friday?

[Ryland]

Well, I was wondering, do you guys want to go to lunch after this?

[Lizzy]

No.

[Chris]

Should we take the waiter?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Chris]

Okay, freaky question number one. Where's the freakiest place you've ever got your freak off?

[Lizzy]

Why?

[Ryland]

Why is it nice on me? I don't. Where's the craziest place you've ever. Where's the craziest place you ever roller skated?

[Lizzy]

Oh, I don't know that I am. I don't know that I'm like, an unconventional place.

[Chris]

Didn't you get jacked up in your car? That's.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it was. Yeah.

[Chris]

We've ever done anything freaky in a fun place.

[Lizzy]

Car's the craziest, I would say.

[Ryland]

You guys got down in a car, I mean. Yeah, we in the car.

[Lizzy]

I guess. Less in la, it's more. When we lived here.

[Chris]

It's harder to do in the city. In the city it's like everyone's watching.

[Ryland]

Where are you hooking up? Why do you need to be in a car as an adult?

[Lizzy]

What? Is it not appropriate? Is that not why other people are in a car? Like, if it's.

[Chris]

I was just thinking of places urgent.

[Ryland]

It was urgent.

[Lizzy]

I mean, you've never had a boat and you're get on your way home, maybe.

[Chris]

Chris.

[Ryland]

Chris.

[Chris]

Where's the freakiest place you've ever gotten freaky? I don't know. I.

[Ryland]

And he jacks off while driving.

[Chris]

One time. Not in a very long time. Once was when I was in high school at a like after hours high school where no one was there late at night. That was one time. At a beach.

[Lizzy]

Wait, wait, that was super vague. What do you mean after hours?

[Chris]

Like it was at night.

[Lizzy]

You went to high school at night in where?

[Ryland]

Just on the floor.

[Chris]

It was sort of like in the middle of the football field. It was sort of in the middle.

[Ryland]

That's like teen romance.

[Chris]

Yard line touchdowns. I don't know what, like in fields on the side of the road. The side of the road?

[Ryland]

What kind of a field?

[Chris]

Yeah, wouldn't you not. It was on the drive to Vegas and it was just. We just pulled over just a lot of desert and just boned.

[Ryland]

In the desert?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Got out of the car, out into the desert.

[Chris]

On the hood of my car? Yeah. On the hood of your car hood. Wow.

[Ryland]

Was it daytime?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

No, no, no.

[Chris]

Nighttime. Yeah, that would be great. That would be. I have a lot of. Okay.

[Ryland]

Sorry about that.

[Chris]

If you two switched bodies, what's the first thing you would do?

[Lizzy]

Black.

[Ryland]

I'd take nudes.

[Lizzy]

Whoa. Thank you.

[Chris]

Those already exist.

[Ryland]

This would be for me.

[Lizzy]

In a.

[Ryland]

Not in a sexual way. In a darker, sadder way.

[Lizzy]

What, you're trying to like, threaten?

[Ryland]

No, like appreciating my body.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I'd get in my body. Yeah. I'd want to know what it feels like.

[Chris]

That's the one thing he says quietly.

[Lizzy]

Wouldn't you be.

[Chris]

You know what would be sad?

[Ryland]

Why do I feel assaulted by him?

[Lizzy]

I'd have to get too.

[Chris]

I'd have to be like, what would be crazy.

[Ryland]

I literally feel assaulted.

[Chris]

What if you find out your husband.

[Ryland]

And now I'm mad at you. You're my.

[Chris]

Can't even f my husband. You're going to let him.

[Lizzy]

Well, this is in the scenario that I'm her brain. Oh, I'm still me. Okay, Friday works. So then shanks titty me and.

[Ryland]

Okay, that's a little bit.

[Chris]

I'm not titty Lizzy.

[Ryland]

Hold on. Ouch. First of all.

[Chris]

No, I mean this.

[Lizzy]

The concept's confusing.

[Chris]

No, you're in Lizzy's body.

[Ryland]

Yeah, no, he knows now, but it's like he was like, where are you?

[Lizzy]

Still looks like her, right?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Ryland]

I feel less assaulted if it's. You do doing it.

[Chris]

Just for the record, what I was going to say is how crazy would it be if you. Because this has never happened before. What if you realize that butt sex feels better than vagina?

[Lizzy]

Probably. There's a prostate.

[Chris]

That's crazy.

[Lizzy]

I guess that's sad.

[Chris]

But what's the G spot for women?

[Ryland]

I don't know.

[Chris]

But we have the prostate. The male G spot.

[Ryland]

It does seem like men like sex more than women.

[Lizzy]

What's the women's G like? What is it actually?

[Chris]

Glitter.

[Lizzy]

Oh, sorry.

[Ryland]

This is so absurd.

[Chris]

Okay, that was fun. What is the first thing you two would do if you switched bodies?

[Ryland]

Oh, would you guys get by my husband?

[Chris]

Yeah, I get to get by your husband. I don't know. I definitely just want to experience a day. Spencer would be cool.

[Ryland]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Like. I don't know. I don't know.

[Ryland]

Better start now.

[Chris]

I would want to do.

[Lizzy]

I mean, you guys are both boys.

[Chris]

Yeah, exactly. It's like a slightly different version. I'd want to experience his day though. Like exactly what he would normally do. Do you know what I mean? And just like live life for a day. See what it's like. Have that youthful jump in your step.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, to not have pain in my.

[Chris]

Knees would be so nice.

[Ryland]

A gay seven punch.

[Chris]

No, I wouldn't.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you'd make him gay. Like, take this, Spencer. He's gonna wake up sword tomorrow.

[Ryland]

Chris is just making moves on all your straight friends.

[Chris]

Yeah, it actually would. If I was in Chris's body for a day, I'd go around and like cat call women a bunch. And then it would be like Chris would have to deal with the fallout. You know what I mean?

[Lizzy]

Well, he'd get. He'd get so hard that you'd have to deal with the repercussions of that.

[Chris]

Will fall out of that. Oh yeah.

[Ryland]

Damn, you'd.

[Chris]

Well, you Know it's eye for an eye.

[Lizzy]

I guess you'd probably. I mean, you'd be interested to look down, right?

[Chris]

I don't have any.

[Ryland]

You could switch with all of us.

[Chris]

Okay. Okay. Let me say what I would. What I would do in all of your bodies. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Rylan's body. I would honestly just play with my flaccid dick. Because it's like being a shower.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, Yeah.

[Chris]

I was just like. I would wear things just like, you know, like tight things, like show it off. Would you have sex with yourself? Would I have sex with myself?

[Lizzy]

No.

[Chris]

Oh, with me?

[Lizzy]

No, no.

[Ryland]

Cuz that's crazy.

[Chris]

Would you wear gray sweatpants? Cuz as a grow. I would never.

[Ryland]

Sure.

[Chris]

I would just walk around naked. Okay. If I was in Lizzy's body. What? Think of myself.

[Ryland]

You're crazy.

[Chris]

I feel like there's a pattern here. Yeah. Okay. I don't know if I would, I wouldn't get. Cuz that's Liz's body and that's like her body, her choice.

[Ryland]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Her body, not my choice. So I was. You pick myself and I. Cuz I'm. I'm. I, I'm. Yeah, I figured. Chris's body. Ooh, fun. Okay, what would I do? Oh, I would go to Club Chub. Okay. And I would have just everybody hitting on me. What does it feel like to have everyone hitting on me and telling me I'm pretty? Okay. If I was in Spencer's body, I'd give my heart a break.

[Lizzy]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

I wouldn't do anything crazy. You know what I mean? Stress out your heart. So I'd have a nice calm day.

[Ryland]

Go to this Korean spa. I would go to the Korean spa.

[Chris]

I'd never do that in my body. And I would. Yeah, get naked. Go to the Korean spa. Because you're naked. Right, right. I would do that. And yeah, that's what I would do. In all of your bodies.

[Ryland]

Cheers. Cheerful.

[Lizzy]

So do you get hard to go to that just so you can like prove other men that's a crime?

[Chris]

No, no, no. That would be crazy. Super hard there.

[Lizzy]

Well, no, half. So it's just like, I'm bigger than.

[Chris]

You are days where it's like, do I want to go this spa? I'm like, not today.

[Lizzy]

You know what I mean?

[Chris]

It's a little cold outside. There's also a cold, like a really cold like tub plunge.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Chris]

And I am always a little conscious coming out of there. I would come out of there with a.

[Ryland]

No, nobody wears a bathing Suit.

[Chris]

No, you're kind of like. You're kind of a. If you, like, cover up, it's all like old men. It's a thing. So it's not. You're not like. I'm not like.

[Lizzy]

You know what I mean?

[Chris]

Everyone's kind of like, weird bodied, like, me included. Like, so you're not like.

[Lizzy]

I don't know.

[Chris]

You don't really. It's not like everyone's hot in there. Are the balls okay? I have a question. So is it true that the older you get, get your balls hanging? Yeah. Is that true? Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Seen a lot of balls.

[Chris]

Good.

[Lizzy]

Yes, thank you.

[Chris]

Well, it's a classic locker room thing of, like, the old guy with the leg on the stool or the balls are like down to the knees kind of thing. Yeah. He has enlarged in, like, Albert Einstein hair kind of. Wow. Does every old guy do the Sam Adams pose? I feel like that's like a thing that. What's the same. Adam's pose or no connect. Captain Morgan. Sorry? Sam Adams as the Captain Morgan. What is. Yes, yes, yes, yes. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they do. I would never do that with a gun to my head. No, me neither.

[Lizzy]

All right, well, I don't know how well they can hear us in here, so I'm getting nervous about this. Okay, we're going to get the cheesecake and we'll be right back.

[Ryland]

This is literally so beautiful. Is this edible?

[Chris]

Yes. Yeah. Plate. Be crazy if it wasn't.

[Ryland]

Why do I want to wear it?

[Chris]

Do that. You might get birds and stuff on you, though.

[Ryland]

Birds.

[Chris]

Thank you. And then we all have. He gave us so many. We all have 14 cookies to open at the end.

[Lizzy]

You want to cut a piece off for yourself, Chris? Here she goes. Lizzy's been raving about her beauty, her grace. Oh, she moves on the table.

[Ryland]

I don't know how I feel about that.

[Lizzy]

Well, it's because there's a.

[Chris]

There's no cream.

[Ryland]

There's no. I just noticed. Noticed that.

[Lizzy]

None at the bottom. Oh, you're not having any.

[Ryland]

I think I'm okay.

[Lizzy]

You're talking about how beautiful it is.

[Ryland]

It's stunning. It's gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

I want to wear her, but what is that? It's ube. I actually like it.

[Chris]

You like it? I do like it. It's weird. Why don't I like it?

[Ryland]

I want to like it with no crust.

[Chris]

What does it taste like? There's something. If you tell me what it tastes like, then I might like it. Well, we might.

[Lizzy]

I actually like it. There is a few Ube things that I've been like, no sweet potato, but.

[Chris]

I actually like this. Okay. Yeah. It's like a purple sweet potato. Yeah. Okay. Does it kind of taste like Thanksgiving potatoes? Sweet potatoes with marshmallows? Yeah, a little bit. I'm starting to like it more then.

[Lizzy]

The crunchies on the side are good.

[Chris]

There's a ube drink I like that tastes like Captain Crunch to me for some reason, so maybe the color's throwing me off.

[Lizzy]

I think it is the color, but the glitter is cute. Big ube guy here, and I love it.

[Chris]

It kind of tastes like the unicorn Frappuccino from Starbucks. Remember that moment?

[Ryland]

I like the under part of it with the pink part that it's dipped in. And a little nibble of the garnish.

[Lizzy]

Wait, you're really into this?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

Very nice.

[Chris]

Okay, I know it's soon, but can I open my fortune?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I think I want a fortune. Yeah, I'd like to. All right, I guess choose your own. You want to choose?

[Chris]

Cheers.

[Ryland]

Let's all be very careful about which.

[Chris]

We have a lot.

[Ryland]

I think you're supposed to take one that's pointed towards you.

[Lizzy]

Oh, well, I already took.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Well, then I'll take this one.

[Lizzy]

Your mini talents. Oh, wow.

[Ryland]

You have talents.

[Lizzy]

Your mini talents will take you to the top.

[Chris]

This one's.

[Lizzy]

Thank you, Chris.

[Ryland]

This one's.

[Lizzy]

It was all.

[Chris]

Sorry, it was pointing at you. This one's also pointing and it's not. You will soon receive an unexpected. Okay, guys, have a great day.

[Ryland]

I'm scared to open a fortune now.

[Lizzy]

Why?

[Ryland]

I feel like Chris jinxed it. No, Chris literally said, this one's pointing at you. It shatters. I didn't. It's literally a shattered mess of a future. And my God, none of these are going to be.

[Lizzy]

She told me one that's pointing at you. I found one that was.

[Ryland]

Girl, it doesn't even have a point.

[Lizzy]

No, take the one that you had chosen.

[Ryland]

No, don't. Bad about all.

[Chris]

Do it, do it, do it, do it, do it. This one's yours. I know it inside.

[Ryland]

It's going to be like your life's over.

[Chris]

It's going to be so serious.

[Ryland]

What you said about that little guy getting jacked off at a diner, he's going to come back to bite you.

[Chris]

What?

[Lizzy]

Exactly.

[Chris]

Specifically, a little rotating. Interesting. What is it? Good.

[Ryland]

Reconnecting with an old friend will lead to a new surprise.

[Chris]

I'm like, God, who is it? What's yours? I think it might be Nicole.

[Lizzy]

Right. Talents will Take me to the top.

[Ryland]

Hey. But with her the surprise just never could.

[Chris]

You will soon decide to take time for yourself.

[Lizzy]

Oh no.

[Ryland]

Is he getting fired?

[Chris]

I had something to tell you. I'm just. Mine says your creative talents will soon come into play.

[Lizzy]

Soon. What did your say?

[Chris]

Well, mine's alive and I'd expect it gift. What if I win the lottery and then I fire you because whatever give you a bunch of money.

[Ryland]

No, you win the Stanley, you win the Freakier Friday.

[Chris]

But that's expected, right?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, that's.

[Chris]

I submitted and you submitted. We all submitted for me to win the the Freaky Friday class. I even had to to up my chances. I had to go to the PF Chang Instagram and follow it and leave a comment saying hashtag sweeps baby. We had to follow it too. I just left a comment. Oh, thank you. I said I need it for my family and I don't know if you actually need to follow it. I followed it cuz I felt bad. I like they're going to see that I submitted and they're going to see. I'm not following. They're going to be like, well, he's a fake.

[Lizzy]

Fake. They need your support. Yeah. Yeah.

[Chris]

We had such a delicious lunch. How can you. How can you not follow that? You should put the cookie in. Maybe that'll fix it.

[Ryland]

I considered it. I'm not going to eat the purple part.

[Lizzy]

Well, you guys, we're. It was a day I. I really tried my best to chug along. Well, I'm unwell today. I'm not gonna lie to you. I hope you guys have a fantastic week. Thank you for enjoying us. Ink you for joining us here on the sip. And you know what? We'll see you next week.

[Chris]

Oh, sad. Why are you so sad?

[Lizzy]

I'm sad.

[Chris]

Why?

[Lizzy]

I just am over this week and it's on Monday. Yeah. I could be crying right now.

[Ryland]

Should we all cry?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And do her.

[Chris]

It's not the first time somebody's cried at PF Chang. I'm telling you, it won't be the last.

[Ryland]

Should we cry?

[Lizzy]

Should we.

[Ryland]

Should we hang up and cry?

[Lizzy]

I think Lizzy could definitely.

[Chris]

Lizzy, how quickly can you make yourself cry?

[Ryland]

I mean, I could probably cry right now.

[Chris]

Do it. Do it.

[Ryland]

But I don't like wanting to.

[Chris]

You guys should both start crying once you get started.

[Lizzy]

You can't stop in your epitome. I don't want to think.

[Ryland]

Just move the decimal and then multiply.

[Chris]

By a big tip.

[Lizzy]

I know, that's fine. Just tip. It's been a good waiter. Yeah, he was a great writer.

[Chris]

He deserves it all.

[Lizzy]

He deserves.

[Ryland]

And that's the sip. All right.

[Lizzy]

Thank you, guys. We'll see you next week. Follow everyone in the description section below. And we'll see you next week. Thank you so much for joining us. We'll see you later. Goodbye. And that's the.