Tasting APPLEBEE’S For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizzie Gordon

Episode: Tasting APPLEBEE’S For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!
Date: January 14, 2026

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and uncensored episode, Ryland Adams and Lizzie Gordon—joined by friends Chris, Spencer, and Elizabeth—dive into pop culture, motherhood, and the daunting Applebee's menu. The first half is a hilarious, candid conversation about newborns, parenting, and the drama of “mom groups,” seamlessly shifting into showbiz ambitions and viral TV obsessions. The latter segment features the group’s play-by-play experience of tasting Applebee’s signature items for the very first time—turning an everyday chain restaurant visit into a riotous adventure.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Motherhood, Karma & Mom Group Dynamics

Timestamps: [00:00–19:00]

• Elizabeth shares her postpartum chaos:
  • Sleep deprivation, pumping every two hours, and the struggles of newborn feeding (“It’s every two hours. I don’t know if you heard it. It’s every two hours, Rachel.” [11:07])
  • Grim humor about baby acne, “He’s super cute underneath it all. But literally you look at it and you’re like, we should go to the emergency room.” [12:04]
• Karma and self-deprecation: Elizabeth reflects on past judgments about ugly babies (“Karma has come for me in a very real way. I talk a lot of sh*t about ugly babies. My baby is cute, but…” [08:44])
• Mom group etiquette:
  • Stories of dropping and losing members, the supportive power of a great group, and some hilarious shade over dog meds vs. casserole support
• Breastfeeding shaming:
  • A pediatrician tells Elizabeth, “Well, breast is best,” in a moment of stress (“My kid is starving. I’m going to combo feed him if I don’t have enough milk to give him. So crazy. I wanted to be like, shut the f*ck up.” [19:41])
• The challenges of multi-tasking and adult friendships:
  • Honest confessions about struggling to show up, resentment, and group chat drama

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2. Showbiz Dreams & Manifestation

Timestamps: [24:00–33:00]

• Ryland’s acting journey:
  • Booking headshots, new managers, and serious auditions (“A manager reached out to me...One was Grey’s Anatomy. One was a guest star on the Rookie, a soap was casting for a contract role…” [27:07])
  • Insights on approaching the industry in your 30s: “Nothing’s beneath me. I’ll take one line on a show…every audition I prep gets me better.” [30:18]
  • Emphasis on fun and confidence: “It’s about having fun. If I’m stressed out about it, then it’s not fun.” [30:18]
• Lizzie’s technophobia:
  • Refusal to use ChatGPT, comically relying on others to pilot technology for her
  • “You know, it’s as easy as downloading the app…Easier than texting me.” [33:44]

Memorable moment:

• Elizabeth, on Ryland's career: "Oh my God. He's delusional, girls. He's delusional. He's vibrating high." [32:43]

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3. Pop Culture: "Heated Rivalry" Obsession

Timestamps: [34:00–45:00]

• The viral gay hockey show “Heated Rivalry”:
  • The crew’s reactions to explicit scenes, the cultural phenomenon, and marketing overload
  • Elizabeth trying (and failing) to watch without subtitles, hilariously confused: “I'm watching full scenes in Russian and I'm just like, huh?” [34:15]
  • Debate on what makes queer representation authentic: “What I like about the show is while they're dealing with [homophobia], their sex is very loving.” —Lizzie [40:23]
• On the show’s actors skyrocketing from obscurity:
  • “They went from waiting tables to being at the Golden Globes, and all anyone can talk about. It’s so exciting.” —Lizzie [42:39]

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4. Celebrity Hot Topics

Timestamps: [48:53–55:00]

• Ashley Tisdale "Mom Group" Scandal:
  • Recap and group therapy on why Ashley’s viral New York Times essay about feeling iced out by mom friends hit a nerve
  • Elizabeth’s take: “If you're pointing a finger, you got three fingers pointed back at yourself, Ashley.” [50:00]
  • The nuance of making grievances public: “There’s been so many times, but it’s not worth it. It always makes everyone look bad.” —Lizzie [52:59]
• Golden Globes rundown:
  • Praise for Kylie Jenner’s look (“I'd eat her ass…she is so fire.” —Elizabeth [56:02])
  • Ryland and Lizzie debate celebrity couple aesthetics and the power of supportive partners

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5. The Applebee’s Tasting Adventure

Timestamps: [62:10–82:45]

• First impressions & fun atmosphere:
  • The crew are charmed by unexpectedly nice ambiance and friendly staff (“I don’t know what I was expecting, but it’s, like, beautiful in here. Yeah, it’s like the lighting is really nice and it’s clean...” —Chris [64:51])
• Ordering chaos:
  • “This is technically tasting the entire menu at Applebee's…That’s the title at least. I don’t know if that’s the reality.” —Lizzie [65:22]
• Food highlights and verdicts:
  • Spinach Artichoke Dip: “The dip was really good, the chips feel a little stale.” [69:22]
  • Boneless Wings (Asian Sauce): “That’s pretty good. Panda Express.” —Spencer [70:38]
  • Mozzarella Sticks: “Mozzarella is fantastic. It’s very good.” —Chris [70:32]
  • Quesadilla: “The cheese isn’t melted. I would never get a quesadilla here.” —Lizzie [71:15]
  • OMG Cheeseburger: The unanimous winner—“That is incredible.” —Lizzie [74:02] “If you smother a burger in cheese sauce, it’s really good.” —Spencer [74:56]
  • Quesadilla Burger/Grilled Cheese Burger: Mixed reception; “The quesadilla as bread is good! But it’s a little sloppy.” [76:01]
  • Onion Rings & Fries: Satisfying, theme-park style
• Comparisons & priorities:
  • Verdict: “We’d still choose Chili’s, honestly—the food’s just a little better.”—Lizzie [81:12]
  • “I would come here alone just to try the OM cheeseburger.” [80:22]
• Memorable moment:
  • Live commentary on a lusty couple in the parking lot: “I really just came on here to say what a deal. I mean, we got all that food for $90. That was like six meals...We’re going to watch these people fuck in the parking lot. We're not being quiet.” [82:05]

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• "It’s every two hours. I don’t know if you heard it. It’s every two hours, Rachel." —Elizabeth [11:07]
• “Oh my God. He's delusional, girls. He's delusional. He's vibrating high.” —Elizabeth [32:43]
• “If you're pointing a finger, you got three fingers pointed back at yourself, Ashley.” —Elizabeth [50:00]
• “I would come here alone just to try the OM cheeseburger.” —Lizzie [80:22]
• “If you smother a burger in cheese sauce, it’s really good.” —Spencer [74:56]
• “I really just came on here to say what a deal. I mean, we got all that food for $90. That was like six meals...We’re going to watch these people fuck in the parking lot. We're not being quiet.” —Lizzie [82:05]

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Important Segments & Timestamps

| Timestamp | Segment | |-------------|-----------------------------------------------------| | 00:00–12:00 | Elizabeth’s motherhood saga & baby updates | | 24:00–33:00 | Ryland’s acting journey & high-frequency manifesting| | 34:00–45:00 | “Heated Rivalry” queer TV obsession | | 48:53–55:00 | Ashley Tisdale & pop culture hot topics | | 62:10–73:00 | Applebee’s taste test—first bites & reactions | | 73:00–82:45 | Rankings, wrap-up & parking lot people-watching |

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Tone & Vibe

The episode is wildly candid, a blend of dazzling LA chaos and authentic, sometimes savage, friendship. Nothing is off-limits: parenting, petty grievances, famous people’s drama, and cheese-obsessed food critiques sit side-by-side with heartfelt confessionals and motivational pep talks. The conversational pace is fast, overlapping, and peppered with self-aware one-liners and group laughter.

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Summary Takeaways

If you missed the episode, here’s what you’ll know:

• Motherhood is an exhausting, humbling, often hilarious gauntlet—especially with supportive (but sometimes messy) friends and groups.
• Manifestation, ambition, and acting in LA require genuine hustle (and a sense of humor).
• Pop culture drama is always ripe for analysis, whether Ashley Tisdale is feuding with her mom group or a gay Canadian hockey series takes over the Internet.
• The crew’s Applebee’s journey is an ode to middle-American chain dining, and the OM Cheeseburger is now officially legendary.
• The group’s raw, honest, and comedic banter makes for a relatable and highly entertaining ride—Applebee’s or not.

Transcript

[Elizabeth]

He's delusional, girls.

[Lizzie]

He's delusional.

[Elizabeth]

He's vibrating high.

[Lizzie]

So tell us about your baby.

[Elizabeth]

I will say karma has come for me in a very real way.

[Lizzie]

So Spencer is feeling infected.

[Chris]

Hey, I'll eat anything.

[Lizzie]

That fool knows no bounds.

[Elizabeth]

No. I was fired.

[Lizzie]

And that's the most homophobic thing you've ever said. Oh, here she goes, girl.

[Spencer]

There she goes.

[Lizzie]

Now I'm leveraging these things.

[Elizabeth]

This is Rylan's luck.

[Lizzie]

It's not my luck. It's my manifestation.

[Elizabeth]

Like, what do we do? Do we just keep being our normal selves around him?

[Chris]

Chris, is this the windiest it's ever been in?

[Elizabeth]

Here's some beef I have.

[Lizzie]

This is becoming, like, inappropriate.

[Elizabeth]

Dang, Chris, did you get in a fight?

[Lizzie]

Oh, it's, like, with his car.

[Elizabeth]

Looks like someone gotcha.

[Lizzie]

A bear. The Calabasas bear found him.

[Elizabeth]

Black bear.

[Lizzie]

Oh, girls, we are so back.

[Elizabeth]

We are so back. We are so back. One of us is definitely bouncing back. Like, she's never been bounc and everything's fine.

[Lizzie]

She literally was like, bounce on me. Bounce, bounce. It's just because you're deflating.

[Elizabeth]

It's deflating.

[Lizzie]

How are you?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, that's so funny. A woman in my toddler group also messaged. Lizzy, how are you? And I was just like, rachel, you silly goose. Don't ask me that.

[Lizzie]

I'm not.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. We're not close enough for that level of honesty.

[Lizzie]

I'm actually shocked you're here to. To be honest.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, low key. I cried and I can't go. I can't go in today.

[Lizzie]

And you showed up looking so fine.

[Elizabeth]

And then I took a Motrin, and I was like, I'm going into that.

[Lizzie]

Girls can do hard things.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, it's time to pump check.

[Lizzie]

We already did that. I'm worried that this isn't far out enough.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. Is this okay?

[Lizzie]

Well, when you look in my direction, it just.

[Elizabeth]

Oh. Everything was going fine, and then my boss micromanaged my microphone, made me look like a real fool in front of everyone. Now my husband's multiple texting me. It's probably nothing. He's just making the dog food. My son's just scream crying outside the.

[Lizzie]

Gate, looking at him because it's a directional mic. So when you're looking at me, I lose.

[Elizabeth]

I do have to say I'm low key triggered every time he says it's a directional mic.

[Lizzie]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth]

Are you kidding?

[Lizzie]

What?

[Elizabeth]

You and your directional mics.

[Lizzie]

That's because the quality of the Directional.

[Elizabeth]

You're so. You stressed me out so bad about it that now on my YouTube channel, when I'm vlogging with my dad or someone else, I'm like, it's a directional mic. James was like, what happened to you? Like, why are you. Why do you trip about this? I'm like, well, Ryland always says it's a directional mic.

[Lizzie]

I'm sorry that I care about the production.

[Elizabeth]

I love doing something. I love it.

[Lizzie]

Like, I was telling Shane for years to like, let's put a mic on your camera, babe. Your quote, your.

[Elizabeth]

Your.

[Lizzie]

Your videos are so good. Let's put a mic up there. He's like, that's just not my style. But then now that he's been using my vlog camera more for some of his Patreon stuff in the behind the scenes, he's come.

[Elizabeth]

Directional mic.

[Lizzie]

You start editing, you start getting in there, and you're like, oh, this is nicer. To not have to kill myself doing an audio pass for 400 hours. Now we're getting too niche about YouTube when there's more important things in the world.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. Like Rachel not minding her own business.

[Lizzie]

Rachel, how dare you?

[Elizabeth]

How dare you ask, how are you doing? How am I doing? Rachel.

[Lizzie]

Rachel, did you dare have a second child?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. What? You go have a second child and then you see how you're doing. Rachel. No. It was really nice of her to ask. That was sweet. There was a funny thing that happened where I was at home pumping as ones want to do, and there was a soft knock on our door, which is like, people know you don't knock on my door. There's literally a sign on my door. It says, don't knock.

[Lizzie]

There's multiple, and they're very aggressive.

[Elizabeth]

There's three signs, like. And they're all like. And it's all like, this house is armed. Don't knock. And there's this little soft knock on the door. And I was like, joe, someone's here.

[Lizzie]

Someone's soft knocking.

[Elizabeth]

Someone's soft knocking. And it feels like a woman, like. Because a man would never soft knock.

[Lizzie]

Never.

[Elizabeth]

So he goes to the door.

[Lizzie]

You'd hear them walking up the steps. They're so annoying.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Literally, there's two cement steps.

[Lizzie]

Men said, only a man could make you a cement step.

[Elizabeth]

Loud, period, period.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Sorry.

[Elizabeth]

No, I mean, I agree.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. It's like, kill them all.

[Elizabeth]

No, for real. Like, what are they good for? I have two men watching my babies right now, and I just got a picture. I'm like, one of my Kids is missing.

[Lizzie]

It's not enough. Two men is not enough.

[Elizabeth]

Not enough. We need more men. So he goes, oh, it's just some lady and some baby, and they want to know if we can use. If they can use our swing. And I was like, oh, cute. He was like, yeah. I just told him to be quiet out there because the dogs. And I was like, okay.

[Lizzie]

Did they not see that your baby might be sleeping? From the 18 signs, she soft knocked. Okay. I mean, we'll forgive her, whatever.

[Elizabeth]

It was nice to ask.

[Lizzie]

How old was the kid?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know. I didn't. I never saw.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah, because her. She's boarded up. Like weapons. Like the house and weapons.

[Elizabeth]

I didn't see weapons.

[Lizzie]

I know you couldn't handle it being at the. Carrying a child with it being about children. Yeah, you're like the lady in weapons. I mean, you're not like. You're not practicing witchcraft. You're like the house in weapons where it's, like, boarded up.

[Elizabeth]

I have been practicing witchcraft. I texted all my lady friends, and I'm happy. They're helping me put a hex upon someone.

[Lizzie]

It better not be me.

[Elizabeth]

No. You know who it is?

[Lizzie]

I do. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

So hex upon her tribe.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Elizabeth]

I wish thresh upon her.

[Lizzie]

This feels too dangerous.

[Elizabeth]

No, everybody manifest with me. Go ahead and assume this person deserves it.

[Lizzie]

Okay. No, we're not doing this together.

[Elizabeth]

Manifest thresh for my enemies.

[Lizzie]

My vibration is so high right now. I'm not trying to bring it down.

[Elizabeth]

Maybe you should manifest thresh for my enemies.

[Lizzie]

No, see, I'm manifesting. Everyone has peace and joy and is fulfilled. Everyone. I'm everyone.

[Elizabeth]

Except maybe one person.

[Lizzie]

I just feel like even the people that are the nastiest, they just might be hurting the most now. Fuck the person you're mad at.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, period. Thresh upon their tribe.

[Lizzie]

She's with two children under two.

[Elizabeth]

Thresh upon their tribe.

[Lizzie]

She needs thresh upon somebody's tribe.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. So I go out of my house the other day. I'm on the phone with my friend Kate. I know the baby in the swing. It's a baby from toddler and me. I was like, moxie, what's up, dude?

[Lizzie]

She was like, wow.

[Elizabeth]

I was like, what the heck?

[Lizzie]

That's on mommy group.

[Elizabeth]

I felt so crazy. I was like, I know that baby. That's moxie. And her nanny was like, you know moxie. And I was like, I know Moxie.

[Lizzie]

Australia.

[Elizabeth]

Well, that was like, english.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so tell us about your baby.

[Elizabeth]

My baby Interesting. You know, I had a baby.

[Lizzie]

We know.

[Spencer]

I.

[Lizzie]

Well, I. I guess maybe we don't. Like.

[Elizabeth]

I know I haven't posted on YouTube that I had a baby yet.

[Lizzie]

You haven't?

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Lizzie]

You're not back.

[Elizabeth]

My editor has been such a deadbeat bitch. He is in Georgia and has not returned, and I don't have the capacity to edit my own thing.

[Lizzie]

You can't edit in Georgia?

[Elizabeth]

No. Why, are you kidding?

[Lizzie]

I mean, I don't. I mean, my editor's in Texas, and she's still.

[Spencer]

Really?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Well, he doesn't have it. He doesn't have Internet.

[Lizzie]

I don't have Internet.

[Elizabeth]

No, he's, like, literally on some rural ass farm where he only has service in one place on the property and has to go out there to send text messages and then goes back to where he's at.

[Lizzie]

Convenient that when you have a newborn, everyone abandons you, isn't it? Except for your mommy group, who's delivering dinner every night.

[Elizabeth]

My mommy group has brought food to my house and every single night since I got home from the hospital, and.

[Lizzie]

Lizzie mentioned that to me, and I was like, I haven't done that. And I was like, I wasn't invited to be on that list.

[Elizabeth]

Well, it's because we just used the list from the baby shower so you wouldn't.

[Lizzie]

I hosted the baby shower. Okay, all right, whatever. I hosted the baby shower.

[Elizabeth]

And also, you brought me dog medicine.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I went to her favorite vet that she won't shut up about.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, he did.

[Lizzie]

And I brought her her dog's medicine and went to visit Ernie.

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

And we had a great time. We all needed it. It was day 18 of the rain.

[Elizabeth]

Y.

[Lizzie]

We were all starting to go a little cuckoo crazy.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And we needed to just see some other people.

[Elizabeth]

And also, like, poor Billy is just losing his marbles during the rain. He's like, what? I can't touch this ba. Cause the other thing is. So I had the baby. Spoiler alert. He's great. He's bald, and I think he's a ginger.

[Lizzie]

Well, and you were saying that you were bald until you were two.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, but I had no pigment. He's not bald bald. He has peach fuzz, and then he has a sort of strip on the back of his head that's a little bit longer. So I think I'm gonna have to be one of those moms that shaves their kid's head.

[Lizzie]

And will.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I will. I'm not an idiot. I'm not gonna have a kid out here with some skullet Like a. Wait. Like, I. I will not have bad hair, baby. But I will say that's the thing.

[Lizzie]

Is you can avoid it. Like, there's solutions.

[Elizabeth]

There's solutions for these problems.

[Lizzie]

People would rather just go two years with a skullet, which is crazy.

[Elizabeth]

But I will say karma has come for me in a very real way. I talk a lot of. About ugly babies. My baby is cute.

[Lizzie]

He's very cute.

[Elizabeth]

He's. He looks fake.

[Lizzie]

He's a doll.

[Elizabeth]

He doesn't look real every time.

[Lizzie]

He's like a grumpy doll.

[Elizabeth]

Very grumpy.

[Lizzie]

A very grumpy doll.

[Elizabeth]

Very grumpy.

[Lizzie]

Like. And here's the thing Lizzie had. Lizzie was almost at it too easy with Billy.

[Elizabeth]

I had it so easy with Billy. Crazy.

[Lizzie]

He came out with a head full of hair. He's a good times guy. Always ready to party.

[Elizabeth]

The night we came home, he was like, yeah, I'll sleep in a bassinet. No problem.

[Lizzie]

Just. No issues, really.

[Elizabeth]

He's like, I'll burp myself. You know what? You. I can tell you're not great at it. I'll just do it. Don't even worry about it. I'll burp myself. I'm just gonna start walking and shit. It's not a big deal for me. So I'm just gonna, you know, Lizzie's.

[Lizzie]

Entire pregnancy, I'm like, you just gotta stop talking shit about babies for the duration of your pregnancy or karma's gonna hit you. And she always says, what's karma?

[Elizabeth]

Karma's not real.

[Lizzie]

Who's karma? Karma who?

[Elizabeth]

Karma is that girl. You know, Karma is that girl, and she's coming for me swiftly. You know what I'm saying? So my son can latch onto a breast, and it looks like he's sucking down milk, but he's not. So he was grumpy because he was starving.

[Lizzie]

Oh, he was losing weight.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. So when a baby is born, it's very normal for them to lose weight, but losing more than 10% of their body mass within the first few days is not.

[Lizzie]

That's when it becomes concerning.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's not even like it's concerning. It's like, the hospital's like, let's monitor this. But Ernie continued to lose weight and didn't put weight on after losing 10% of his body mass. And so, like, that's a little bit more concerning. And the lactation consultant I'm working with, she came, she weighed him. She's like, let's. Let's try. Like, he's. He's clearly not Gaining weight, nurse him for a long time, put him back on the scale and let me know where you're at. So I nursed him, put him back on the scale and it was like, literally like not even a fourth of an ounce had been gained. And I nursed him for like 30 minutes, which is abnormal.

[Lizzie]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

So he's not able to pull the milk out of my breast. There's milk there, he's just not able to pull it. So I have been pumping every two hours and giving him a bottle of milk every two hours for a week.

[Lizzie]

And that continues at night too?

[Elizabeth]

Yes, it's every two hours. I'm very tired.

[Lizzie]

Every two hours.

[Elizabeth]

It's every two hours. I don't know if you heard it. It's every two hours, Rachel. So I've been up every two hours.

[Lizzie]

It's crazy how fast I've just put newborns behind me.

[Elizabeth]

It's so funny because I was like, oh yeah, we're going for a third. We're going for a third for sure. And then like I got home and he wouldn't go in the bassinet. He's not going in the bassinet cuz he's fucking starving. First of all, I didn't know that, right. He would only sleep on my body. And it's like, you know, I'm not a co sleeper. I love co sleeping. And it's like I can't physically do it and sleep. Like my neck hurts because I accidentally fell asleep with my head on top of his head while I was holding him up for 20 minutes so he wouldn't throw up the bottle I fed him or whatever. Anyways, that's how it's going, Rachel. And then he got. Brace yourselves for this. Deborah is going to fudgeing celebrate. And that's the only reason why I didn't want to share it on the Internet.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, let her have it. She's the most dedicated person to this show we have. So we should be thanking you, Deborah. To Deborah. We thank you, Deborah.

[Elizabeth]

Merry Christmas. My son has baby acne and it's jarring and it's awful and it's hideous. He's super cute underneath it all. But literally you look at it and you're like, we should go to the emergency room room because this has something wrong.

[Lizzie]

She goes, I took him to Billy's like preschool party.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And she goes, I covered him the whole time because I didn't want anyone asking questions.

[Elizabeth]

And then my friend Cara was like, let me see him. I was like, he's got Baby acne. And she was like, oh. When she saw it, she went. And then.

[Lizzie]

No, that's not what you get. You. She gasped after you prepped her.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Cara.

[Elizabeth]

Cara.

[Lizzie]

Cara.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

What are you doing? Cara?

[Elizabeth]

She didn't mean to. It's jarring. And I wanted to be like, it's okay, girl. Don't feel bad about that. Because you could tell there was a moment afterwards where she was like, did she hear me gasp? And it's like, I heard the gasp. Yeah, we all heard the gasp. It was the gas.

[Lizzie]

Heard while in the world.

[Elizabeth]

I wonder if Rachel heard.

[Lizzie]

I think I heard it actually, all the way from Calabasas. And it's.

[Elizabeth]

No, but it's like, I get it, because I saw it, and I just started spiraling. I was like, okay, well, we got to get to urgent care the first. Like, the first thing in the morning when it opens, because obviously somebody kissed this baby and gave him a disease and something's fucking wrong, and he's gonna go blind. Like, this is not normal. And then I just started, like, googling it and reading mommy blogs. Because sometimes that helps. When you look at a mommy blog and you see pictures, because they post pictures of what their kids are going through, and then you see 500 other moms weighing in, and they're all saying the same thing. You're like, sigh of relief. Like, people deal with this.

[Lizzie]

That was me with hand, foot, and mouth. Yeah. Before I knew.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I thought this might be more common. Yeah. And I thought this might be hand, foot, and mouth. Because it's like, I do have a toddler. And the hardest part of this transition is it's the easiest, and it's the hardest part. Billy loves this baby.

[Lizzie]

That's so cute.

[Elizabeth]

Billy loves his brother so much that when I'm holding him, Billy comes up to me and tries to pull him out of my arms and hold him himself. So I say, go sit in your little chair, Billy. And Billy really, like, urgently goes to his little chair, and I hold Ernie in his lap, and he holds him. But then when I try to take Ernie away, Billy goes, ah. And, like, grabs him and holds him tight. And Billy is strong. Billy is very strong. And he kisses him, and I'm like, ooh. Probably shouldn't be kissing him.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Because Billy's a social little boy. I gotta turn this on. Do not disturb. I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

It's not you, it's me. I'm blowing up.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Believe it or not, it's my mom group.

[Lizzie]

The mom group. That's how many members have you lost in your mom group? Let's be honest.

[Elizabeth]

How many members have we lost? The article.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

No, I'm just saying, since it's. Since it's started, honestly. How many girls have been dropped?

[Elizabeth]

None.

[Lizzie]

That's not true.

[Elizabeth]

Well, from series one, none. Not a one. Well, two women wanted to be dropped. One moved to. One moved to Conifer Denver.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

And so she. She respectfully removed herself and so did another woman.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Who moved to Studio City.

[Lizzie]

Not very far.

[Elizabeth]

No. But it's far enough for her to be like, I don't want to be.

[Lizzie]

Part of that two minutes from your house. You're literally like, honestly, it hurt.

[Elizabeth]

It hurt that she left. It hurt that she left.

[Lizzie]

Was she being bullied?

[Elizabeth]

No, but I think she went on to perhaps greener pastures. Oh, it feels like it.

[Lizzie]

She went on to a. Like a higher. She upscaled. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Well, we saw pictures online of her daughter's first birthday and we were like, oh, cannot compete with that.

[Lizzie]

Oh, she's with Hilary Duff.

[Elizabeth]

She's sure. She might be an Ashley. I don't know. She left us. She left us.

[Lizzie]

Oh.

[Elizabeth]

But no. And it's not cliquey at all.

[Lizzie]

Ashley left because she felt excluded.

[Elizabeth]

This is two in the weeds.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

We're getting two in the weeds. We're getting two in the weeds. But I will.

[Elizabeth]

Should we just get into that?

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Lizzie]

We have so much to talk about.

[Elizabeth]

We're going to talk about the Ashley Tisdale mommy article from the top, eventually.

[Lizzie]

And you have two of us on two different spectrums. Anti mom group, full blown mom group.

[Elizabeth]

But also the teacher of our mom group was like, this never happens. Like, you guys struck lightning with your group. This is a very rare occurrence. Like, I've. I do this, you know, all week and I've never seen a group of moms gel this hard this, like, this fast.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Because we really do all talk every day, and it's nice. They literally. I literally started crying the other day because all these people have children. All these people have full time jobs and they're bringing food to my house for me, my husband, my dad, and my babies. Like, are you kidding?

[Lizzie]

That's very nice.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. One of them works for the mayor and she found time to make me chili. Like, what? That's love.

[Lizzie]

That's love.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Gotta love her.

[Elizabeth]

Gotta love her.

[Lizzie]

So what do you want to tell us? The birth experience. What's the most challenging? What's the best? Do you want to tell us if you want more kids Oh, I think I'm done. Are our families complete?

[Elizabeth]

I think our families are complete. I was talking to the woman who runs Billy's preschool and he's like, no. She's like, no, you're not done. I was like, no, dude. Like, I'm done. She was like, no, you can't say that. She's like, talk to me in six months. I was like, I don't know, man. I got on that operating table and I just thought, I can't do this again.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it's. And it's so much more than just that. It's like the pregnancy, the operating table, the post, the newborn. But the thing is, like, in my heart of hearts, I want a third so bad, but I know I don't have the capacity right now. And I guess you would make it if you, if it was.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, you make, you make it work.

[Lizzie]

But it's like, I. I want to have a well rounded life where I have time for my husband, time for my children, time for my job. I want this well rounded.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know, it's like with my dogs. I don't have the capacity to carry three children out of a burning house.

[Lizzie]

I can't do another dog. Like, three is my limit for.

[Elizabeth]

I can't even believe you have three.

[Lizzie]

Dogs and it's my limit.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

So I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

I can't do three kids. I can only do two dogs.

[Lizzie]

Right in this moment, Elizabeth and I are two and done.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. Period.

[Lizzie]

Subject to change.

[Elizabeth]

Unless I talk to the headmistress of the preschool again because she really had me going. I was like, no, you're right. I could do it. I could do it again.

[Lizzie]

No, we just need them further spaced out.

[Elizabeth]

I can't have them further spaced out because I'm infinity years old.

[Lizzie]

Here's not. We're so young.

[Elizabeth]

No, I feel so.

[Lizzie]

We've never been better.

[Elizabeth]

I feel so old.

[Lizzie]

We're so hard. I'm speaking.

[Elizabeth]

No, I'm like Ernie in the middle of the night, and I'm like, oh, my God, I was so young when I had Billy, and now I'm a hundred years old. No, that's what it feels like. And it was just last year.

[Lizzie]

Everything's blossoming for us. This is just the beginning.

[Elizabeth]

Well, yeah, but like, I'm so tired.

[Lizzie]

I'm like, yeah, but that's temporary. You're in the trenches.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know that it's temporary.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I think this is forever. No, no, no. It only goes up from here.

[Elizabeth]

What If I have to pump every two hours for the rest of his babyhood, that's a year. That's a year of every two hours.

[Lizzie]

No, we'll be fine. Don't worry. Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. What and what is have. Are you executing differently this time around? Because I know, like were breastfeeding.

[Elizabeth]

I'm pumping every two hours.

[Lizzie]

I know, but. So do you have a storage or is he eating everything he.

[Elizabeth]

Right now he's eating everything. Because my supply is going up. It takes about like one to two weeks for your. For your supply to actually increase. So it took me a minute to like even make enough milk for him to have at the house today for me to come here.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Elizabeth]

And then he's gonna use all that.

[Lizzie]

Cuz that was our issue. That was the problem in our relationship.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I didn't have enough milk to.

[Lizzie]

Hang out towards the end. Well, like when Billy was getting closer to one, it was still like, oh, we can't because there's not enough supply.

[Elizabeth]

Which also was because I got pregnant. But anyways, yes, I am going about it differently. I have a pumping schedule and I am working on my main supply. I definitely have an oversupply. I'm very blessed in that. And thank God. But we're also combo feeding because if my kid's hungry, I'm gonna feed him. Yeah, here's some beef I have. Here's some beef I have. I. So we're going to the pediatrician a lot because Ernie wasn't gaining weight and was losing it. One pediatrician had the audacity to say to me, well, breast is best.

[Lizzie]

And I was like, wait, what? That's like. So not a pediatrician. Can't say that in 2020.

[Elizabeth]

I was like, my kid is starving. I'm gonna combo feed him if I don't have enough milk to give him. So crazy. I wanted to be like, shut the up. Because if, because if another mom heard that, and I know that other moms hear it all the time because he just said it willy nilly. And I like, you know, I have other mom friends who, yeah, I was triple feeding. Like I wasn't producing enough. So I would put him on the nip, then I would put on the pump, then I would give him formula. And there is no sustainable power in that. If I was. And I even told the doctor, I was like, right, so like, I'm pumping and I'm like, all of the milk is exiting my titty and there is none left. He goes, exit all the milk from the titty, then put the baby on the titty again and let him nurse. And it's like, why would I do that when my kid's not getting any milk from the kitty?

[Lizzie]

Did you find a different doctor?

[Elizabeth]

He's not our regular.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

It was just cuz we have to go so frequently, so we just saw a random guy and I just want to be like, go home, guy. Go home.

[Lizzie]

That's enraging.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Also, you've never breastfed.

[Elizabeth]

You've never breastfed, you fucking loser.

[Lizzie]

And if there's a baby that needs to gain weight and is starving, feed the baby.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And also, do you think it was an easy choice for me to start working with formula? No. Formula is the co worker that's really good at their job that nobody wants to fucking talk to. Okay. This wasn't an easy choice. Especially because I'm making enough milk for his ass. Fuck off. I want to call them names, but I'm not going to call them names because it would probably make me look like worse.

[Lizzie]

You have a little eyelash on your nose.

[Elizabeth]

Are you sure?

[Lizzie]

I'm sure. I got it.

[Elizabeth]

Make a wish. Thresh. Thresh upon her family.

[Lizzie]

No, no, no. I selfishly manifested good for you and not me.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Selflessly.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, I wish you had manifested thresh upon my enemy.

[Lizzie]

No, I would rather. I would rather blessings upon you than negativity for someone else.

[Elizabeth]

Now I get it. But also thresh upon our family.

[Lizzie]

Okay, well, I've been busy because the sip. Well, are you done?

[Elizabeth]

I guess I could go on forever, though.

[Lizzie]

Well, let's keep. Well, I. I'm.

[Elizabeth]

No, I'm. Honestly, we need have more important things to talk about.

[Lizzie]

Well, I don't know that it's more important than child coming into this world, but I did optimize our time off from the SIP to advance my next career.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Are we getting PR people?

[Lizzie]

I mean, definitely. Right after this ad read.

[Elizabeth]

Really?

[Lizzie]

Oh, it's just time for an ad.

[Elizabeth]

I see what you've done there.

[Lizzie]

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[Lizzie]

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[Elizabeth]

Ooh, chills.

[Lizzie]

Chills. And we're back. So have you been curious what I've been up to?

[Elizabeth]

No, because you've been keeping me up to date. I've been known.

[Lizzie]

I just can't shut up about it.

[Elizabeth]

No. And honestly, I feel uncomfortable near you now.

[Lizzie]

Why? Just because I'm taking myself so serious?

[Elizabeth]

No, just because, like, you're a famous actress. So now I feel like the power dynamics have shifted and it's like I don't even know.

[Lizzie]

There's nothing stopping you from being great too. No, you're already great. Stepping into your greatness, you know, it's not getting better.

[Elizabeth]

No step as if I have not already stepped into it.

[Lizzie]

I'm just saying, you and I were born to be actresses and I don't know why we've been standing on the sidelines, period. And a Lot of times in the past, I think it's just like daunting. Things are daunting. It's like every. Because if you're doing.

[Elizabeth]

We can't control it. So it's hard.

[Lizzie]

Yes. But also if you're stepping in a new direction, you're. You also have to maintain everything that is just to pay your bills, to maintain, to do so. It is a lot of extra work if you're venturing on a new path of any kind. And so for me, it's like, oh, if I want to act, I've got to get headshots. If I want to do headshots, I need to do all the research of headshot photographers. And then I need to do this and this and this. And in the new year, on that first week of the first month of the year, that always sucks. I always need to find something to get excited about. And in the past, it's been like, let me get like a new car. Let me get like something stupid where I'm just like, let me feel something for this awful. You know, like, I love that you're.

[Elizabeth]

Feeling something is just getting a new car.

[Lizzie]

Well, no, I'm saying recklessly spending. In the past, I've like, like, I don't know. I'm always doing something reckless in the first week of the first month of a new year.

[Elizabeth]

I didn't realize that about you.

[Lizzie]

I always, I have this comedown where.

[Elizabeth]

It'S like, what did you get last year?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

I feel like you don't do reckless things.

[Lizzie]

I'm always reckless that week.

[Elizabeth]

Really?

[Lizzie]

Always. If I, if I go back in my photos, I'll, I'll go to January of next year.

[Elizabeth]

Search January of last year.

[Lizzie]

Because it's always something crazy.

[Elizabeth]

Search January of last year when I.

[Lizzie]

Got that white Tesla that was with me for a short amount of time. That was the first.

[Elizabeth]

That was January.

[Lizzie]

Yes. That was a January. Wow. I always plan something. Like, I always. Because I don't know, you're leading. I'm always like a slingshot pulling so far back. And then December, it's all launching.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And then it's just this letdown.

[Elizabeth]

Right.

[Lizzie]

And then in January, the weather sucks. I just.

[Elizabeth]

January, January through March should not be.

[Lizzie]

Everybody's like taking for. And I'm always, just. By the end of the holidays, I'm ready to get back to work. I'm like, can we just get back to our desks and I'll start working again.

[Elizabeth]

Well, like, low key. I'm like, no, let's not have. Let's not start life until April.

[Lizzie]

And so when I was filling in the slumps this time, I was just like, you know what? I'm gonna execute on things that feel annoying to me, like booking headshots. Last week, when we weren't filming the sip, I booked two different sessions, and I just did it. I was like, I'm just gonna do it. And both of them were a success. I was screaming on all platforms about how I'm gonna take acting seriously this year. A manager reached out to me.

[Elizabeth]

So what happened there?

[Lizzie]

So she reached out to me. I think she probably watches some of the stuff versus Familiar, and she saw me in the boy's birthday vlog. I also did a recap of Shane's pilot where I was really talking about how I took Shane's pilot seriously. I went to acting coaches. It's something I really want to get into. And she reached out and said, I saw that you're taking acting seriously. If you're looking for a manager, here's who I am. If you'd ever like to meet, great. If not, just want to say, I'm appreciating what you're doing from afar. And so I just replied to her, and I was like, yeah, I'd love to take a meeting with you.

[Elizabeth]

Hey, lady, I would like to take a meeting with you too.

[Lizzie]

She said, okay, great. Let's meet. Just so you know, these are a bunch of things in the last month that you would have been right for, that I would have submitted you for. If you want to read them, tell me which ones are accurate or whatever. What were they? She said, this one's currently casting, but the auditions due Monday. If you want to take it, I can get you, like, I can get this for you. Like, not get the job, but, like, you'll have the audition. What were the things? A bunch of different. Like, one was Grey's Anatomy. One was a. Like a guest star on the Rookie, which is a show. A couple were like, he's.

[Elizabeth]

See what I mean? Like, we're uncomfortable around him now. That's like, we're losing her.

[Lizzie]

That's not saying she has secured the audition for me, that she's saying, these are the things I would heavily try to pitch you for to get an audition, right? And then she said, but this soap is currently casting, and I can get you in for this. And I. But it's due on Imagine.

[Elizabeth]

He's a soap star. Do you know how big of a deal that is for people in America not.

[Lizzie]

Not to flex but it is for a contract role. And I was like. I told her. I was like, well, here's the thing.

[Elizabeth]

Like, what do we. Like, what do we do? Like, do we just keep being our normal selves around him? Chris. Or, like, do we have to. Like, do we have to kiss his ass now? I don't know that I can do it.

[Lizzie]

And she was like, can you get it in on Monday? We haven't even met yet. And I was like, you know what? I can. And the character might be a little older than me. He's a closeted detective or cop.

[Elizabeth]

But, like, he's quiet about his cop ness. Or he's a gay cop in the closet.

[Lizzie]

He's. He's a gay cop that's gay on. In his personal life, but no one on the force knows.

[Elizabeth]

So, like, he did rivalry, but PI and a soap. Wait, is that our edging show?

[Lizzie]

Okay, hold on. We're gonna get to that, too. But I mean. And there was a monologue of this, and I was just like, you know what? I can't. And so I spent a day preparing it, and then I put it on tape yesterday and submit it today.

[Elizabeth]

Did you do it by yourself on tape?

[Lizzie]

Who read with you? No, the girl who actually edits my vlogs, She's. She's pursuing acting, too. And I wasn't gonna do it with Shane because it was a female character, and I just feel really comfortable with her, so I had her read with me.

[Elizabeth]

You didn't even ask me.

[Lizzie]

You're. Ask Rachel how you're doing.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. That's different. I'm actually thriving. I'm living, laughing, loving.

[Lizzie]

And so then one of the headshot photographers that I got headshots with, I think he just enjoyed me, too. And he was like, you know, I have a manager you could meet with as well. And so I'm. Now I'm leveraging.

[Elizabeth]

This is Rylan's luck.

[Lizzie]

It's not my luck. It's my manifestation, and it's in manifest.

[Elizabeth]

Thresh for my enemies. What the freak?

[Lizzie]

Well, no, I'm doing it for good. I'm vibrating at a high frequency, and I'm like. And going into this, it's a whole different career path. So I'm like, nothing's beneath me. I'll take one line on, like, a show. I'm like, I will do the work. Also, because I think every audition I prep gets me better. You know what I'm saying? And actually, I think the faster I can turn, memorize something, turn something around, apply really good emotion. To it, I think the better. And I kept reminding myself yesterday, it's about having fun. If I'm stressed out about it, then it's not fun. Like. And what I learned through seeing Shane's project come to fruition, the actor, it really is like, it's nothing to be like. You shouldn't be nervous about it. You should be excited by the opportunity. And there's so many factors that go into booking an actor. A lot of times the best actor doesn't get the job. It's the actor that is most innately the character a lot of times. And. And what fits the puzzle piece best? Who's the co star with this person who's like, there's a lot more variation that goes into casting. This is all out of your control. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

So you gotta let it go.

[Lizzie]

There's no reason. And I was watching Nikki Glaser, who hosted the Golden Globes. Oh, yes. Do like, get ready with me on Vogue or whatever. And she was like, you know what I've learned in all of my time of doing standup is like, the instructor, which is me doing stand up, needs to feel confident and like, she's running the sh. Like, if the audience can fill your nerves with anything, like, even if we're podcasting, if we're nervous, it's not enjoyable for the audience.

[Elizabeth]

It's not awful.

[Lizzie]

You have to be in control of your ship. She's like, I have a joke prepared for anything that could go wrong on stage just to make it a bit. And I think that is true with acting to its confidence. It really is being confident and giving what you have to offer and letting go. And I think in my early 20s, it was more so like you couldn't let anything go. No.

[Elizabeth]

Tightly wound.

[Lizzie]

There was so much writing on everything that it means so much. And then when everything. This audition means everything, it just is never a good place to be.

[Elizabeth]

No. For anything.

[Lizzie]

So now in my 30s, I think I can just give a performance that I've prepared a lot and let it go, period. And have fun with it.

[Elizabeth]

I love it.

[Lizzie]

And so it's something that I'm having fun with and actively pursuing, and I think it is achievable.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. He's delusional, girls. He's delusional. He's vibrating high.

[Lizzie]

He's vibrating high. Two manager meetings in an audition check. Meanwhile, Lizzie refuses to make her life easier.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, sh.

[Lizzie]

I could scream at this woman.

[Elizabeth]

No, go ahead. She's like, audience for one time will side with me.

[Lizzie]

Oh, really? You think so nobody likes ChatGPT. They don't like it, but they're using it for everything. Are you kidding me? Everyone I know is before they send any email is like, you. At least I'm not like that. I'm not a. I'm not a. I.

[Elizabeth]

Can tell when someone's sending me a chat message and I'm like, fuck you.

[Lizzie]

First of all, you want the utilization of it often. So often she's messaging Morgan like Morgan is chat agent and she's like, I.

[Elizabeth]

Told you about in the confidence of our own relationship, whatever. We doesn't want to know about me messaging Morgan because I'm too stupid to figure out how chat works. I want them to think I'm high and mighty and I'm not using it because I care about the environment. It's not just because I don't know how.

[Lizzie]

I told Lizzie, I was like, you know, know, it's as easy as downloading the app. And then it's like easier than texting me to get the answer you want to download.

[Elizabeth]

You think I know how to download an app?

[Lizzie]

No, obviously not. Because you can't even turn subtitles on a television show.

[Elizabeth]

No, I can't do anything.

[Lizzie]

She was like, she's like, I'm finally watching heated rivalry because you can't shut up about it and I can't escape it on the Internet. But I don't know what they're saying when they're talking in the other language. And I was like, turn on your subtitles. And she's like, great, but I don't know how. And I was like, elizabeth, Elizabeth.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know how. I'm watching full scenes in Russian and I'm just like, huh?

[Lizzie]

And I'm like, the gist is if he's talking to his brother or his dad, they're calling him gay. And if he's talking to one of his girls, they're like, I wish I could be with you.

[Elizabeth]

Oh really?

[Lizzie]

Uh huh.

[Elizabeth]

That's my. That must have been the scene. Some girl was talking to him who was like super hot. And they were in a bathroom and there was a guy there who like seemed gay too.

[Lizzie]

Uh huh.

[Elizabeth]

What was that about? What was that suit about?

[Chris]

They used to hook up.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, they did?

[Lizzie]

The girl? Yeah, the girl in him.

[Elizabeth]

Oh. Cause the guy was giving gay.

[Lizzie]

Well, because Ilya is bi. He's not full blown gay. He sleeps with women too.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, Ilya's been doing a lot of gay stuff though. Yeah, like super gay stuff.

[Lizzie]

So where are you in the series did you get to episode five?

[Elizabeth]

It's literally like I'm watching it with no sound because there's so many sound machines going in my house because there's, like, babies napping at all hours of the day.

[Lizzie]

Anytime I ever request she film something for a production of mine, I'm like, okay, but go to your car because I can't hear through your sound machines.

[Elizabeth]

I can't hear through them either. I can't hear a fucking thing. So I'm just watching this in silence. I see. I just watched the episode where the other hockey player that's not the two main hockey players, is heavily flirting with a smoothie guy. A smoothie?

[Lizzie]

What do they call that? There's got to be a term for that. I used to be one of them. I used to work at Body Factory in Hollywood.

[Elizabeth]

I used to work at Pressed Juice.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but you weren't blending juice.

[Elizabeth]

Whoa.

[Lizzie]

They were pre made.

[Spencer]

Whoa.

[Elizabeth]

A job's a job.

[Lizzie]

You could barely hold onto that one.

[Elizabeth]

No, I was fired.

[Lizzie]

After she was trying to get somebody else moved. Locate. No, that guy was awful.

[Elizabeth]

No, he was awful.

[Lizzie]

We're hexing his family, too.

[Elizabeth]

Thresh upon his family. So, okay, so you're. Yeah. So they just started boning.

[Lizzie]

That's like a setup episode.

[Elizabeth]

It does seem like towards the end of the episode, there might have been some drama where I think the hockey player was like, did you tell anyone about us? Did that happen?

[Lizzie]

I can't remember specifically.

[Elizabeth]

Did that happen?

[Lizzie]

Three is like, it's setting us up for something better in episode five, which you already know because I've seen every.

[Elizabeth]

Viral moment, but I do feel like they have a conversation where the guy who's in the closet that's a hockey player is like, did you tell anyone about us? And he was like, yeah, I told everyone about us. But I don't know if that's actually the conversation I had.

[Lizzie]

I don't think so.

[Elizabeth]

It's just what I implied from watching the silent film. It's also very uncomfortable to watch as my dad's at my house and I texted Rylan. I was like, my dad must think I'm a freak.

[Lizzie]

Well, yeah, no, I can't even watch that around. I couldn't watch it around anyone. Well, I don't care. That's a show you have to watch solo.

[Elizabeth]

And one of the guys keeps being like, it's not any more, like, graphic than heterosexual things. It's like, I don't like the heterosexual things either.

[Lizzie]

Well, no, you're a prude, which is crazy. I like all sex. I was like, I feel like I should button up my last button. And she goes, I'm a prude, and you shouldn't do that.

[Elizabeth]

No, you shouldn't.

[Lizzie]

And it really. She is a prude.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

I don't like any sex stuff on the tv.

[Lizzie]

She doesn't like sex in real life?

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't like any of it.

[Lizzie]

She does it to have children and now she's done doing that.

[Elizabeth]

No, I just manifested my last child. I didn't even do it.

[Lizzie]

We all know it's a number three baby.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my goodness. But, yeah, I mean, I also feel like I can smell the butt stuff.

[Lizzie]

In the show and that's the most homophobic thing you've ever said.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think so.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I think it is.

[Elizabeth]

Why?

[Lizzie]

I mean, I guess butt stuff could be smelly for women too. Like. Cause men. Yeah, all butt stuff is.

[Elizabeth]

All butt stuff is stinky.

[Lizzie]

I don't know. They seem pretty clean to me.

[Elizabeth]

They seem very clean. But no matter what, there's poop in that butt.

[Lizzie]

I mean, at some point.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, well, at most points. Right. How often would you say your butt's not full of a little poop?

[Lizzie]

I mean, I clean out in the morning and then I'm pretty good to go.

[Elizabeth]

I feel like I'm pooping all day.

[Lizzie]

Well, yeah, we're different anatomy.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, I poop all day.

[Lizzie]

I know. And there's no food. That doesn't affect you even when you're not pregnant. So it's fine.

[Elizabeth]

I stay pooping.

[Lizzie]

Maybe you should get that checked out once you're, like, leveled out.

[Elizabeth]

Good idea. So I don't know how regular these guys are if they be pooping.

[Lizzie]

Did you watch Heated Rivalry?

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And what did you think?

[Elizabeth]

They're also drinking hella smoothies. These dudes are shitting Non. It's way too many smoothies. It makes me sick watching them drink the smoothies. I'm like, put the smoothie down.

[Lizzie]

How long is going? Because he's into it and. No, it's like the thing.

[Elizabeth]

No, like after, when they're in their underwear having smoothies. It's like, how long has that smoothie been out? Is it room temper? Is it cold?

[Lizzie]

He performed well after having the smoothie, so now he has to go and get the smoothie. It's the same idea as, like, Shane had like a vente cold brew from Starbucks one day and performed well when we were filming something and has never looked back. It's like he's had A vent.

[Elizabeth]

So it's ocd.

[Lizzie]

I mean. Yeah. And so for this guy, it's that combined with he wants to the barista.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, so he doesn't love him. He's just a lucky charm. He's not even gay.

[Lizzie]

No, he.

[Spencer]

What?

[Elizabeth]

I mean, he's only him for good luck.

[Lizzie]

Oh, and are they in love? I mean tbd. Watch episode five.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, so they're in love.

[Lizzie]

I mean, watch it. I mean, you're watching their meet cute.

[Elizabeth]

I know, but I can't hear it.

[Lizzie]

Okay, well I. Then stop watching. I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

I want to know.

[Lizzie]

Then turn on the subtitle so you can read what's happening.

[Elizabeth]

It's like, I don't know how.

[Lizzie]

So you're just finger blasting yourself to this?

[Elizabeth]

No, I'm pumping and watching these guys get their sacrifice salads tossed and my dad's just like, what in the is this?

[Lizzie]

You're like porno. Look away.

[Elizabeth]

And Joe comes home and he's like, what are you watching? Shut up.

[Lizzie]

Joe. Put the pink cream on your butt. Let it burn. And watch heated rivalry.

[Elizabeth]

Shut up.

[Lizzie]

So Chris already said everyone in your house has been using the pink cream. I wouldn't be surprised if your dad's sharing the pink cream, period.

[Chris]

I mean, I loved it. I had a very good time watching the show.

[Spencer]

My boyfriend.

[Elizabeth]

Are you beating off to it?

[Spencer]

No.

[Lizzie]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Do you guys get hard when it's on?

[Spencer]

I.

[Chris]

There's no one on that show that does anything for my very strange type.

[Spencer]

But.

[Chris]

But I enjoy it. It's very fun. My boyfriend, if anything.

[Elizabeth]

Probably.

[Lizzie]

I think it's really. I think it's like one of the guys from I Love la, I think he redacted his statement. Yeah, but he was like this sex doesn't represent gay sex. And I was like, maybe not like Grindr sex where you guys hate each other.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

What I like about the show is while they're like dealing with.

[Spencer]

With.

[Lizzie]

Trying to be in a. In a world that doesn't accept gayness, they're like, that comes out. But then their sex is very loving.

[Elizabeth]

They don't seem to be hate.

[Lizzie]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Which is confusing cuz the title's Heated Rivalry. So I really thought they were going to be hate. Like I thought they were going to.

[Lizzie]

Be like, well, the rivalry is on the court.

[Elizabeth]

Right? Well, is it called the court?

[Lizzie]

I mean, no, the ice in the rink, in the ring, in the rink. But Hollywood's doing too much. Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Why?

[Lizzie]

Because I love these boys and I love this show and like I feel like I got on before it even, like, now it's just like, you did it before.

[Elizabeth]

It was cool. So it was super cool.

[Lizzie]

It was super cool. I was screaming into the void. You guys need to watch.

[Elizabeth]

He was like, I want to talk about episode five. I was like, I haven't seen it, but I do know a gay man. Hold on. I'll text the gay man what he thought about it, and then I'll relay the message to you. So it's like you're talking to another gay guy about it.

[Lizzie]

And I was like, it's not enough for me. It's not enough. But I just feel like they're doing the media, and this is nothing to do with the actors themselves. I would be doing. I would be following the same blueprint that these actors are.

[Elizabeth]

They're so cute.

[Lizzie]

But Hollywood's doing the same thing they did to Taylor Swift when she started going to football games, and she's gonna burn their. Hollywood's gonna burn me out. I'm like, it's you. You're doing. I know we all love them, but you're doing, like, too much of a good thing. Let them go to the Golden Globes without it being like, I do think Taylor Swift did a football game.

[Elizabeth]

I do think that they're doing a good job of not overplaying themselves.

[Lizzie]

They are, because they're very.

[Elizabeth]

But they're very likable guys.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Like, the one. Well, that's not Russian. The one that's not Russian. At the Golden Globes, they did a slow video of him, and he's just, like, winking.

[Lizzie]

Oh. And. Oh, right. And then the one that does play Russian, he's just doing. He's such a flirt. He just loves this.

[Elizabeth]

He's so cute.

[Lizzie]

He loves.

[Elizabeth]

They're both so cute. I honestly, I didn't think the other one was cute or hot at all until I saw him irl. And his hair is great.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

It's like they gave him, like, a closeted haircut for the show, and it's like that did him dirty, but it's like, I'm straight IRL hair hot.

[Lizzie]

I just. I mean, it is exciting. It's fun for. It's so fun for them. Like, they were both waiting tables in Beverly Hills yesterday. They got this show on a Canadian channel that no one watches. The trailer goes viral. It h. HBO Max picks it up to distribute it, and now they have. They went from waiting tables to being at the Golden Globes, and all anyone can talk about it is so exciting. They've both signed with caa, it's just like, wow.

[Elizabeth]

One of them does like crazy clown stuff with my friend's husband too.

[Lizzie]

What? Yeah, your friend Alexi. Husband.

[Elizabeth]

Is his name Alexi in the show? Is there anyone named Alexi in the show?

[Lizzie]

Probably.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know anyone's names because I can't hear any of it.

[Lizzie]

So. Anyways, that's fun. I'm glad you're watching. Once you get to episode five, talk to me. I. I almost as much as like the big declaration of like gay love at the end of episode five. I like the gay character coming out to Rose, and I love Rose. By the way, who's Rose? The. Have you not met her yet?

[Elizabeth]

I wouldn't know. I haven't heard any names.

[Lizzie]

She's the actress that one of the hockey players like tries to not be gay with.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think I've met her yet.

[Lizzie]

And when he comes out to her, I just like. I rewatched that scene like three times. Times. It just melts my heart. And now I love her.

[Chris]

I want to show my mom. Okay, hold on. A part of me wants to show my mom. A part of me. Cuz there's so many moments in the show like that that you're talking about that are so cute and sweet and beautiful and like, there's so many moments that we're like, oh, I want to experience this moment with my mother.

[Lizzie]

And then there's.

[Elizabeth]

There's the entire they're eating ass. And you're like, I don't want to see sit next to my mom while my boyfriend has a chub. Yeah.

[Chris]

And like, I'm like, do I watch this with her? Like how I watch Sweeney Todd? My mom loves musicals. Can't stand blood or gore. And I was like, ooh. So we're gonna watch this in the theater. And every time there's blood, I'm gonna be like, mom, close your eyes. And so she didn't see any of the blood or gore. And she loved that movie. And I'm like, maybe I have to do that with her. I have to be like, mom, close your eyes for half this after.

[Lizzie]

He's hard. No, there's like, while they're like having making love.

[Elizabeth]

And then he's like, they're about seven minutes long though. I know.

[Lizzie]

They're very intense.

[Chris]

There's like an episode where it's.

[Elizabeth]

The whole episode, like it feels like that I was pumping and I was like, oh, I hope this ends soon because it is really weird to have your nipples just being like, like Tugged on by a fucking suction cup. And they're watching these dudes in the shower beating off a little suggestively. And then they're like, Nadia.

[Chris]

But I feel like it's the first two. And then like stuff happens later on. That's like they catch you at the. So heartwarmin. That's like.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. And that's what I. The first. I was like, get through the first episode. It's a porno. It's not going to do much for you because you watch lesbian porn.

[Elizabeth]

Oh my God.

[Lizzie]

Okay, with this, we do have another ad read. And then we're talking about hot topics.

[Elizabeth]

That was a hottie toddy.

[Lizzie]

Oh, that was a hot topic, I guess. Mute me.

[Elizabeth]

Have you noticed that phones do AI.

[Lizzie]

Oh, briefs of what people talked about? Yes, Heat. And it really like, like they crack me up actually, because they're like, the suggestions are so dramatic and professional.

[Elizabeth]

So dramatic.

[Lizzie]

And it's always like, like you'll be texting me. And the summary of it is as if we like work corporate job to.

[Elizabeth]

See the summaries of what I text you. I would love to.

[Lizzie]

They really give. They crack me up. I hate the iPhone update, but that does give me a chuckle.

[Elizabeth]

I got one from Claire and it was just sort of like calling cps and I was like, what the. Like, it's AI can't read tone. But you know what? I can read ad copy, period. All right, you guys, welcome back to Lizzy's Corner, where we discuss all things that I enjoy using pre and postpartum. Most people don't realize this, but if you're a breastfeeding mommy and even well through your postpartum journey, if you're not a breastfeeding mommy, you should stay on a multivitamin. Cuz your body is purging heck of stuff. Stuff. And you need to boost up all of the things that your body's no longer making for itself. So one thing that I love about my postpartum journey is I can just stay on my ritual pills.

[Lizzie]

Wow. Incredible.

[Elizabeth]

Incredible. So while I'm breastfeeding, I'm basically like, everything in my body is going to my child. As I've told you earlier in the episode, I'm doing it every two hours. I am at my wit's end, bottom of the barrel. I need to make sure that I'm nourished. And what keeps me up at night is wondering whether or not my teeth. Teeth are going to start falling out. But because of the ritual multivitamin pills, I'm not actually worried about it, because I know I'm getting everything that I need into my body to nourish me, to nourish my child.

[Lizzie]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

Because it's not a small feat growing a baby and feeding him for a year.

[Lizzie]

No, no.

[Elizabeth]

Small feet. And rituals got your back on it. When I first got pregnant too, I was having a really hard time taking handfuls of pills. And because you have to literally take handfuls of pills, and I was asking my other mom friends, like, how do you do this? Like, the second I get an omega in me, I'm just like, throwing up fish oil the rest of the day. And they were like, girl, stop it. Ritual has a minty flavor to it.

[Lizzie]

See? And this is when we can all unite with mom groups recommending the right multivitamin.

[Elizabeth]

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[Lizzie]

Well as somebody who literally couldn't swallow the others.

[Elizabeth]

No, I stopped taking the other pills because the last time I took a handful, I was in a dark room with my husband, and I took a handful of prenatal pills, and I was like, oh, no. And immediately up chucked it onto my husband's face. I've never vomited after a pre. Ritual prenatal pill. So take. Take it from me. If you're done vomiting, Ritual is the pill for you.

[Lizzie]

And it is ne. Like, you do need. You do need it.

[Elizabeth]

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[Lizzie]

Thank you, Ritual. We love you so much. Now, now, onto the mommy drama.

[Elizabeth]

Mama drama.

[Lizzie]

This was like the. The one celebrity story that I like when I. When it first broke, I just was sending it to Lizzie and like, heated rivalry took her a while to catch on. And it's probably because you're a little.

[Elizabeth]

Busy because the article is behind a paywall. Do you know I literally signed up for the New York Times so that I could read the freaking cut.

[Lizzie]

Are you Kidding me?

[Elizabeth]

No, cuz I'm a moron that you can find it for free online.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I did that.

[Elizabeth]

Why wouldn't you send me the article?

[Lizzie]

What the heck? Speaking of things about Apple that pisses me off. They'll always suggest like, the only news I ever really look at is swiping left on my phone. And it's like the top stories that Apple's suggesting. And it always is like unlock once you like, pay for the subscription. But they're, they're news outlets that aren't paid subscriptions. So I can then just google the same freaking headline and look at it for free on safari. And I'm like, apple, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? I'm gonna take the like news widget off my phone because that irks me so much.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, if you want, you can just use my New York Times.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Subscription and read everything you want. It's on me.

[Lizzie]

So Ashley Tisdale, $4.99 a month left out.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

Feels iced out.

[Elizabeth]

And then so here's the tea. I'm sure you've heard it. Everyone's like, we are really late to the table.

[Lizzie]

But it's like we've been gone for two weeks. She had a baby, we were celebrating.

[Elizabeth]

The holidays, been cursing a family, and now we're so bad we're back. But here's what I want to say. I. Nobody asked. But I think Ashley Tisdale is the problem. I think if you're pointing a finger, you got three fingers pointed back at yourself, Ashley. And if we were in heated rivalry, these would all be in a butthole. And you might be the butthole girl because it sounds like everybody else is friends and it's weird that you're the odd man out if. Unless it's not that weird and you're an asshole.

[Lizzie]

I think everyone's probably a little bit of a butthole. Being a parent is hard.

[Elizabeth]

Being a parent is hard.

[Lizzie]

Taining friendships while being a parent is hard. She's probably valid in how she felt that led her to all of this.

[Elizabeth]

Did you read the article?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. In the article, Ashley's like, they were all hanging out without me. They were having dinner parties and they would seat me at an a non desirable part of the table. And I just realized that's my worth to them. The non desirable part of the table. And it's like, Ashley, I think you need to chill out a little bit.

[Lizzie]

But what if we ever want to talk to Ashley on the podcast?

[Elizabeth]

No, I would love to talk to Ashley on the podcast. But I also think Ashley, like, I think you're making him out now.

[Lizzie]

I think she probably made a mistake. I think she probably wrote this article and like had a little bit of vengeance, but she hit the mom group.

[Elizabeth]

Up and said, I'm done. Yeah, I'm so. I'm tired of this high school shit. I'm out. And she felt like she was excluded. But everyone like, so I'm on an. I'm on a hot Tea Gothic gossip WhatsApp group with a bunch of moms in Hollywood.

[Lizzie]

I know you had to divulge tea of your own to get access.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. And boy did I. And what are they saying? Someone in there has hot like has gossip on this mommy group. And she said Ashley is on all the group chats, is invited.

[Lizzie]

Currently.

[Elizabeth]

Not currently, but was and was invited to all the events and just didn't show up. And Ashley was like, well, then how come nobody asked me why I wasn't there? And I'm like, ashley, maybe because it's not enjoyable to have you there. So they don't mind when you don't show.

[Lizzie]

Well, and not even that. But like you say no to too many times and people are going to stop trying, like.

[Elizabeth]

Right. But. But the fact of the matter is you're still seeing where the meetup is. You're just not acknowledging and attempting.

[Lizzie]

That's what I'm saying. But once like you, you're gonna get out of people what you put in.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

So if you invite me to five events and I show up to none of them, you're gonna start inviting and putting your attention to the people that show up.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Because those are the people that are it. It's basic. It's. Of course, I think think she probably felt some type of way and then probably. I don't want to say overreacted, but she may regret having done this publicly. I think it was probably enough to just announce that she was leaving the group. She should have just privately like, that's what I'm saying.

[Elizabeth]

She hexed thresh upon the group, like take a note, ash, light a candle and hex them.

[Lizzie]

The amount of times on the Internet I've wanted to do what she's done and not in a moment group just like speak my. Speak my truth or my piece or have my. Like there's been so many times, but it's not worth it. It always makes everyone look bad. I've never seen.

[Elizabeth]

I agree with you. And then I think about the adsense of some of the headlines that I could use and I'm like is it.

[Lizzie]

Worth the longevity of it?

[Elizabeth]

I agree. It's like high vibrancy.

[Lizzie]

So like yes. The Blake and Justin thing it was at the for it had every but it leaves no matter what it leaves a bad taste in people's mouth in the end. And for longevity it's just not worth it.

[Elizabeth]

And energy spent on a negative thing except for hexing my enemy is enemy is energy wasted.

[Lizzie]

Yes.

[Elizabeth]

And so it's the opportunity cost of manifestating good things.

[Lizzie]

And it feels tempting and it's delightful and delicious to be able to do that. But then the fallout from it is never like. I bet her stomach is in knots 247 right now.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, it's awful.

[Lizzie]

And I bet she's not enjoying this whatsoever. No, I bet she's miserable and if she could go back would take it back.

[Elizabeth]

There was paparazzi footage of her like walking out of somewhere. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And so I'm sure that she. She's not. She's having the least fun out of everyone now. I'm sure. I bet she's sick to her stomach.

[Elizabeth]

And I saw her at night of.

[Lizzie]

The jack back I was with you period. I wish it well upon all of them. I just think. Yeah. That's just group dynamics in general though.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And you. You also like in my travels I watched a bunch of stuff back on like a lot of the moms trying to figure out like oh who's the asshole in the room and it's like you could point any finger at anyone being an at any point in time. Like it just is what it is. That's humanity. And if we're all gonna like hold everybody to the like like fire for any time they're an then all of us are gonna burn to death and die. Which would probably be good for the environment.

[Lizzie]

So have you seen Timmy's new movie?

[Elizabeth]

Are you joking?

[Lizzie]

Well, you can't shut up about him.

[Elizabeth]

When the would I have seen Marty Supreme? When do you think I. You know what? They should let you bring your phone into a C section to just like doom scroll so that you can disassociate from the situation. But honestly I've heard that Marty supreme is an anxious making film. Film.

[Lizzie]

What do you mean it makes you anxious? Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Have you seen it?

[Lizzie]

No. Oh, I would like to.

[Elizabeth]

I do wish I had watched it. Yeah, I'll probably. I'll try and watch. I don't know.

[Lizzie]

I can't shut up about eternity with one of the Olsen's. The Olsen that were acts Elizabeth And Miles Teller loved it. I loved it. I loved it. I loved it. But you have to be. I feel like it's the same genre as.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, why did you bring up Marty Supreme?

[Lizzie]

Because you wrote Timmy won best actor and thanked Kylie. Oh, I'm dead from Lizzie.

[Elizabeth]

I'm dead.

[Lizzie]

Well, he won again last night at the Golden Ball.

[Elizabeth]

I know. And he thanked her again.

[Lizzie]

He did.

[Elizabeth]

These mothers are getting married.

[Lizzie]

She is looking right.

[Elizabeth]

Wipe her up to me.

[Lizzie]

Did you see her look? Yes. I almost. I almost choked when I saw.

[Elizabeth]

I'd eat her ass. I was butt stuffed with her until the cows came home.

[Lizzie]

What is that girl doing looking so right?

[Elizabeth]

She is so fire. And I guess she's funny. And they're both funny. They're funny people. They still said thank you to my partner of three years for our foundation. None of this is possible without you. And I'm just like, do I have mastitis or is this the sweetest thing I've ever seen? I also might have mastitis.

[Lizzie]

They still don't visually belong to me together to me.

[Elizabeth]

You're tripping. They're so cute together.

[Lizzie]

But, oh, my God, I almost fell out off my couch when I watched her walking in that outfit.

[Elizabeth]

Did you see her Instagram?

[Lizzie]

That's what I saw. I didn't even see the red carpet. I saw her just walk in her house, and I was like, who gave you the right?

[Elizabeth]

She did.

[Lizzie]

To look so literally.

[Elizabeth]

Kylie created the right.

[Lizzie]

Am I straight? Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. No.

[Lizzie]

I've never seen a more appropriate outfit for the Golden Globes. I know.

[Spencer]

She.

[Elizabeth]

I love her Globes out. I saw her and I was like, she is the Globes.

[Lizzie]

I was like, screw the actors and actresses. It's the Kylie Jenner show, period.

[Elizabeth]

Jennifer Lawrence looked cute, but it felt like she had to do too much of a pose to keep the dress from looking front.

[Lizzie]

It. It was not my favorite.

[Elizabeth]

She's had two kids. She was in Craig, and I wish I could see her movie because it's about post. It's like a horror thriller about postpartum. And I'm just like, I want to watch that, but I can't watch it and not get fucked up mentally.

[Lizzie]

I really also want to see the Sydney Sweeney Amanda Seyfried, Fred Freed movie.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you know what?

[Lizzie]

Don't give me the spoiler.

[Elizabeth]

I won't. But I read the book, and I would love to go to that movie with you.

[Lizzie]

I would love. They just knocked down my favorite theater.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Lizzie]

They knocked down my favorite theater.

[Elizabeth]

That was faster. Weren't we just there?

[Lizzie]

I'm interested.

[Elizabeth]

What do you mean? Are they going to break?

[Lizzie]

Because I don't like the Synopolis anymore. It's too dirty. It's gotten too dirty. I'm not going to lie. And I don't like the one at the Topanga Mall. It's too crowded. I don't like it. And so I loved my. My nice, clean, beautiful theater at the Commons. They're doing a full blown tear down and building a shit ton of apartments at the Commons. Fuck off. They're going to make that parking lot a bigger nightmare and add a million.

[Elizabeth]

No one wants apartments.

[Lizzie]

Nobody wants apartments there.

[Elizabeth]

We want better shops.

[Lizzie]

We want that movie theater, snacky foods. It's I. Every time it like, should we petition this? It's already over. It's closed. It closed like last Monday. And I just want to. And I had only discovered this. It's. I've lived. We've had this house for nine years.

[Elizabeth]

If we bring Ernie to the movies.

[Lizzie]

No, I don't care. He'll sleep through the whole thing.

[Elizabeth]

Period.

[Lizzie]

Kid. So congratulations to all the big winners at the Globes. My big winner was Kylie Jenner. Does she ever do like. I really was hoping Nikki would like.

[Elizabeth]

Nikki in her monologue.

[Lizzie]

I was hoping she would give Kylie something. She didn't.

[Elizabeth]

Are you sure?

[Lizzie]

Okay. She. She shouted out Timmy, but Timothy, but didn't say anything about Kylie. Maybe because she was like, it's not a for sure thing if she's gonna show up or not. And then if she doesn't, I don't want to have to scratch a bit or work on a bit that I might not be able to use.

[Elizabeth]

But she does have all those jokes just in case she needs them.

[Lizzie]

And they're ready in case like the building starts on fire, she has a joke. Or in case she falls, she has a joke. Good. And I just like that. I thought with all good things, like, even when I go to my workout classes, you can tell like a workout instructor that's been there for years and can navigate any situation. For somebody that like messes up a sequence and is like worried about it, it's like, well, now I've lost all faith in you as a teacher.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I'll see you guys later.

[Lizzie]

This was so much fun. I'm sorry. So glad that the class is back. I hope you're here with us too.

[Elizabeth]

The class is back in session.

[Lizzie]

We really are.

[Elizabeth]

We are vibrating on higher frequencies. We are manifesting our destinies. Some of us was that pointed I can be manifesting goodness and thrush upon my enemy.

[Lizzie]

I'm just saying, like, it works better if you're only doing the latter. What does the latter mean? Is that like the last?

[Elizabeth]

The second.

[Lizzie]

And what was my second second positivity?

[Elizabeth]

I think so.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so I was right.

[Elizabeth]

You know, I wasn't really checking the order of which you were doing things, but I would love to go see the Handmaid's Tale.

[Lizzie]

I would too. No.

[Elizabeth]

What is it called? I think it's a horrible movie.

[Lizzie]

People are really enjoying it.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think it did really well.

[Lizzie]

At the box office.

[Elizabeth]

I know, but I think that's, like, a joke. Oh, yeah.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Well, if you want to watch a good movie at your house. Eternity.

[Elizabeth]

Do you remember when I was, like, screaming about that? Just pisses me off. Opportunity after opportunity.

[Lizzie]

Mm. So you want to be nasty? I mean, you're vibrating high.

[Elizabeth]

No, I'm. I have a hard time doing that. And that's probably why your manager hasn't reached out to me yet, but. Hey, girl. Hey. If you want someone who practices gratitude and lower vibration things, sometimes I'm your girl.

[Lizzie]

No, we need both. Like, this podcast would be boring if we didn't have a low vibration.

[Elizabeth]

I know, but, like, maybe I should just. Maybe I should vibrate high.

[Lizzie]

No, no, no, no, no, no. Just.

[Elizabeth]

If I was vibrating high, would my kid have acne?

[Lizzie]

No. See, I mean, he wouldn't. No saying he wouldn't, he wouldn't, he wouldn't, he wouldn't.

[Elizabeth]

But I did get the bald baby.

[Lizzie]

Of my dreams, and he's very cute.

[Elizabeth]

He is so funny.

[Lizzie]

Is like, he's a doll. Like, you look at him and you're like, that is porcelain.

[Elizabeth]

No, I look at some of the videos, I'm like, oh, that's spooky. That's not a real baby doll. Yeah, he's a doll. I love him.

[Lizzie]

All right, well, this was fun. Lizzie's going to a doctor's appointment, so I don't know that you're joining us for food.

[Elizabeth]

Where are you going?

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. Have fun living on the edge. Maybe Spencer will join Chris and I.

[Elizabeth]

Ooh, it's always fun when Spencer joins.

[Lizzie]

Always.

[Elizabeth]

I have fomo, but I'm physically broken.

[Lizzie]

No, this is a lot.

[Elizabeth]

I might have mastitis.

[Lizzie]

This is a lot.

[Elizabeth]

It feels a little bit mastitis at all.

[Lizzie]

I thought I was going to be, like, doing a solo podcast or something this week.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Joe came in the bedroom before I got out of bed, and I was like, I can't go, I have to call Rylan and slay. Can I go? And he was like, oh, my God. And I was like, I just need a break. I just need a break. I'm going to go to bed till 8:30 and then I'm going to wake up and I'm going to text him. I'm going say, I can't come. Can you bring me a Motrin? I took that Motrin, and guess what? Here I am.

[Lizzie]

Here she is. Thank you, Motrin, the unofficial sponsor of this podcast, for getting us here. All right, thank you guys and well, we'll see you soon. Lizzie will see you next week. Good night.

[Elizabeth]

Good night. You're so drama now that he's an actor.

[Lizzie]

All right, we are down Elizabeth Gordon. But she. I mean, we're not gonna make her go. Just eat an insane amount of food when she's this postpartum with two children. So Spencer is feeling, hey, I'll eat.

[Spencer]

Anything, I'll eat anything.

[Lizzie]

And he actually came up with this idea because he said it's been targeted to him quite aggressively. Yeah.

[Spencer]

I was watching football Go Patriots yesterday, and the ad kept coming up for this fucked up cheeseburger from Applebee's called the oh My Cheeseburger, or OM Cheeseburger. And it's just a cheeseburger cut of half dipped in the giant puddle of cheese sauce. It looks insane.

[Lizzie]

It makes sense that this was marketed on the NFL.

[Spencer]

Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, I want that. And literally I'm doing it.

[Lizzie]

It has not come across my world whatsoever. But you said you saw it.

[Chris]

I think I did at some point. Spencer really got me excited about it today, but I haven't been to an Applebee's in so long. Have either of you?

[Lizzie]

No, I think. No. I think it was always either like, Applebee's or Chili's. And Chili's always used to win for. But if I'm being honest, the last few times we've gone to Chili's, it's just been so, so wow.

[Spencer]

I mean, the big thing at Applebee's I know is they have those two dollar or like dollar margaritas or something like that, and people get absolutely trashed on them. And then they had to start putting a limit into how many people could drink.

[Lizzie]

I can't imagine the hangover on one of those because the alcohol has to be the lowest shelf ever. And all sugar.

[Chris]

Did you see the guy who. He made a video that went kind of viral of him. Him, like, saying why Applebee's is The most cost effective restaurant by far. And, like, you're an idiot if you're not eating there from a financial standpoint.

[Lizzie]

And, like, well, even Chili's, it's like, more. It's almost as affordable to go eat a meal at Chili's during lunch as it is to go to McDonald's.

[Spencer]

They literally advertise that now. They're like, come get our quarter Pounder. It's better. Like, why would you go to McDonald's the same price?

[Lizzie]

All right, well, let's go in and taste the menu, ladies. It is so windy, and they're gonna think I'm a real business professional walking in here, you know? Yeah, I can take your order. Don't worry. I know. Everyone's so shocked you were here on the exit. Spencer's, like, you're going for a different look today. Wow. Gorgeous. Let's see if anyone's dining in here.

[Spencer]

Well, I'm still curious who's gonna be in Applebee's other than us at midday on Monday in the middle of January?

[Lizzie]

Other business people like me, just looking for lunch in the. The middle of our work day, doing.

[Spencer]

Too many meetings and deals. You need a little burger.

[Lizzie]

Smothered in cheese. All the best actresses in town are at Applebee's.

[Chris]

Is this the windiest it's ever been in California?

[Lizzie]

Crazy. Here she is. Om cheeseburger.

[Chris]

This is gonna be up. Okay. I don't know what I was expecting, but it's, like, beautiful in here. Yeah, it's like, the lighting is really nice and it's clean and it's like. It's really nice.

[Lizzie]

I like the. I like the layout too. Like, you can see everything. It has a nice. Wow. What if this makes us Applebee's girls? Just a couple of apple.

[Spencer]

What's interesting, they say something about, like, eating good in the neighborhood.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. What? What is there.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Eating good in the neighborhood. Oh, literally, there's another.

[Lizzie]

Are we going to get. I mean, we can get whatever we want. This is technically tasting the entire menu at Applebee's. Like, that's the. That's the title at least. I don't know if that's the reality.

[Spencer]

Level up I've dropped.

[Lizzie]

Do you think I can open this?

[Chris]

Oh, they have a trio. They have their own version.

[Lizzie]

She said we can do whatever we want.

[Spencer]

She said.

[Lizzie]

She said you guys do whatever you want here. Oh, that's so much better.

[Chris]

They have their own version of the. Not a triple dipper, but like a trio. I know.

[Spencer]

So sometimes they do have.

[Lizzie]

Like.

[Spencer]

They're clearly Just like, oh, Chili's, like, does this. We're just gonna steal it.

[Lizzie]

Which great. You know. Yeah.

[Spencer]

I mean, it's basically people. What they want the ultimate trio, not the triple dipper.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna do that.

[Lizzie]

Okay. We're gonna decide what we want, and we will be right back.

[Chris]

Spencer casually dropped the hottest steak.

[Lizzie]

Spencer.

[Spencer]

I know, and I love chilies, but, like, the ultimate trio options. I haven't tried them yet, but they. It's more, and it seems better.

[Lizzie]

There he goes. They kind of just have better options than Chili's too. We're like, drag her.

[Spencer]

Morgan's coming for me. Or he's gonna, like, disown you as a brother.

[Lizzie]

She always needs to step it up a little. I'm not gonna lie. And as we speak, it's Teresa's birthday. It was two days ago now, but everyone wish her a happy birthday.

[Spencer]

Happy birthday.

[Lizzie]

Happy birthday. Wow.

[Chris]

I want a hundred things.

[Lizzie]

I mean, get 100 things. Okay. I just can't stop filming because it gets crazier and crazier. Like, I was turning the pages, and I was like, oh, my gosh. A quesadilla chicken salad. Which just means there's pieces of quesadilla literally inside of the salad.

[Chris]

Okay, but did you show them the quesadilla burger, which is literally no buns, just a quesadilla rather than buns.

[Lizzie]

He goes, that's not a thing. And Chris goes, here. Here it is.

[Spencer]

Chris works for Applebee's.

[Chris]

I think I'm becoming their biggest fan.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Spencer]

This is all before we've tried anything. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Everyone's loving the vibe here.

[Chris]

I love it here.

[Lizzie]

And we ordered a lot.

[Spencer]

I know. I was gonna say something.

[Lizzie]

We ordered their version of the triple dipper, but the quadruple dipper. And Spencer goes, we could probably just do the triple. And Chris and I were like, no, we're doing the quadruple. Just relax.

[Chris]

I'm good.

[Spencer]

A guest on the show.

[Lizzie]

That's not. He doesn't know. He doesn't get it.

[Spencer]

Crazy.

[Lizzie]

And then we got this to share, of course. And then a bunch of. Then we each got an entree as well.

[Chris]

And I couldn't decide between the quesadilla burger or the grilled cheese cheeseburger. And Spencer's my hero and said, I'll go. Halsey's with you. So I'm now indebted and owe him my life.

[Spencer]

Two things that aren't real burgers. I'm curious to see what the deal.

[Lizzie]

Is we're really doing the full blown burger tour or an Applebee's.

[Spencer]

Yeah, we really are so.

[Chris]

And the waiter's incredible. And she was like, oh, like, no one's ever been like, do you want blue cheese or ranch or both? Like, that's not a thing ever offered to me anywhere.

[Lizzie]

I have a feeling that's the demographic at Applebee's. We want all the sauces. And honestly, I think every restaurant should be taking note.

[Chris]

And I'm a big sauce guy in general, so this is my place.

[Lizzie]

Agreed. All right, see you soon. And just like that, the party begins.

[Spencer]

Ladies.

[Lizzie]

Wow. It's wild.

[Spencer]

Huge.

[Lizzie]

It is wild. Look at her.

[Spencer]

This is a spinach artico choke dip.

[Lizzie]

Artico Artico dip.

[Chris]

It looks really good.

[Lizzie]

It does look.

[Chris]

Visually, what is this?

[Lizzie]

What are we gonna have first?

[Spencer]

I'm going for the dip while it's chicken. Oh, the chips.

[Lizzie]

Are. Are the chips warm too? They're a little thicker than chips.

[Spencer]

Chilies, which, you know, it's still broke.

[Lizzie]

Shane's main critique of chilies is you can't even get anything without. Well, the top layer hardens. Yeah, it's got to break her off a little.

[Chris]

Should we. Should we fork her?

[Lizzie]

Spoon her? I'm just going to start with one to taste.

[Chris]

You can't really go wrong with spinach artichoke.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that's pretty good.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I like it. Oh, and it has, like, nice real or, like, puli cheese in it.

[Spencer]

Damn, that is good.

[Chris]

I really like the spinach artichoke dip. I have to be honest, the chips feel a little stale. Gotta be honest. Gotta be honest. Overall, pretty good, though.

[Spencer]

Chili's is like, chips are more their thing, right? Because, like, don't they? Like, everyone gets chips there.

[Lizzie]

I would say they're like a unique chip at Chili's too. Like, they're. They really are a stand out. If you love them or hate them, they stand out.

[Chris]

But the dip was really good.

[Lizzie]

The Diplomat is good. Let's see if I can get a mozzarella. Cool. Here she goes, girl.

[Spencer]

She goes.

[Chris]

Nice bowl.

[Spencer]

Oh, that.

[Lizzie]

Whoa.

[Chris]

Spencer.

[Spencer]

I was looking at Ry's, like, cheese tampon.

[Lizzie]

Cheese tampon. I guess we should go. I mean, there will be crazier things, but Shane likes when you're getting closer. Oh, that closer. And then can you get. Lean a little more into Chris Spencer and look into the lens.

[Spencer]

Perfect.

[Lizzie]

Okay. The quesadilla. Oh, the boneless wings. There's so much to try.

[Spencer]

I forget what the name of the sauce was, but I kind of panicked and picked the non buffalo one. Because it felt more unique.

[Chris]

The mozzarella is fantastic. It's very good.

[Lizzie]

I like the T, too.

[Spencer]

That's pretty good. Pand Express.

[Lizzie]

I'm dying to try the quesadilla. Visually, I'm not sold. There's like, a little piece that's kind of the weakest on the chicken that I see. I'm going to pull that one out.

[Chris]

It does look weak, but maybe it's good.

[Lizzie]

The cheese isn't melted.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

You ordered the quesadilla salad.

[Lizzie]

Oh, that might have been a mistake.

[Elizabeth]

Steak.

[Lizzie]

Wait, the cheese isn't melted? No, I think that's okay.

[Chris]

The cheese doesn't need to be.

[Lizzie]

The tortilla is nice. The tortilla has a little crunch.

[Chris]

It's okay.

[Lizzie]

Does not pass the ch.

[Spencer]

The. The.

[Lizzie]

I would never get a quesadilla here.

[Chris]

Is this normal for them or did we get.

[Lizzie]

Okay, that's pretty good. That's a nice. That's a nice sauce. It has a little. A little kick at the end.

[Chris]

That was a big one. Sorry.

[Lizzie]

No, it's okay. It's a little spicy, so watch your.

[Spencer]

G. W. I g. Watch your g. Very good.

[Chris]

Which one did we get?

[Spencer]

Like, the Asian sauce. Whatever.

[Chris]

Whatever it was.

[Lizzie]

It has, like, a. A lingering spice. That's very nice.

[Spencer]

Very good.

[Chris]

Good choice, Ben.

[Lizzie]

Very, very good.

[Spencer]

Thank you.

[Lizzie]

The chips or whatever. Okay. I would say the standout is this. And she did say this is the most popular. Right?

[Chris]

This is really good.

[Spencer]

The must.

[Chris]

Mozzarella sticks. Really good. The dip itself is really good.

[Lizzie]

Oh, the dip was good, too, but it tasted good. It was like, two out of ten. Yeah.

[Spencer]

Honestly.

[Lizzie]

And that's being generous.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's.

[Spencer]

Well, it is technically a quesadillas. You got a few points.

[Lizzie]

I have thoughts. That does not look like it as advertised. Let's see.

[Chris]

It looks a little. Wait, that's the OMG Burger.

[Lizzie]

I actually think it looks pretty good. It looks like a Shake Shack burger. Like the actual patty itself. But I'm just saying it doesn't. The pool is a little misleading. Like, advertising first. I mean, it's barely dipped in. It's not like a queso cheese.

[Spencer]

Is there any cheese under the burger?

[Lizzie]

Well, it says it's dipped in malt and cheese, which is like, you know.

[Chris]

There'S like, no cheese. Oh, it's.

[Lizzie]

Oh, here comes my quesadilla salad. Thank you very much. Enjoy so much. Oh, wow. The chicken on the salad looks good. Okay, so their quesadillas across the board are just.

[Chris]

Oh, no, there too. The salad does look good. That looks a little more.

[Lizzie]

The salad looks good. It's just a cheese quesadilla, though. But they didn't melt cheese.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Lizzie]

But even on the burger, the cheese.

[Chris]

I got some.

[Lizzie]

There's some. It's melting as it's sitting.

[Spencer]

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Chris]

That's crazy. It has to be melted on the cheeseburger.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Maybe Chili's knows what they're doing. Although the om Cheeseburger, I will say, looks the most appetizing out of the three burgers that you guys have.

[Chris]

But I will say here on the top looks burnt.

[Lizzie]

I'm fine with a little crisp. I'm fine with a little crisp, but it looks.

[Spencer]

Should we cut one of them in half?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What is the sauce?

[Spencer]

It's tomato soup. Because this is a grilled cheese burger.

[Lizzie]

Right, right, right, right.

[Chris]

Do you want one of these?

[Lizzie]

Oh, no, I won't grab. Okay. Honestly. Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Oh.

[Lizzie]

Is giving the bl. It's like, I have it here. Oh, my God. Okay. Actually, I'm pretty excited about it. I'm not going to lie.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that looks really good.

[Chris]

I wish I got that.

[Lizzie]

You can have that one, and then you can have the whole one if you want, Spencer. Or you can cut it out.

[Spencer]

Thank you so much.

[Lizzie]

Oh, it has a little piece of bacon too. Oh, wow.

[Spencer]

Good.

[Lizzie]

That is incredible.

[Spencer]

Is it?

[Lizzie]

Oh, wow.

[Spencer]

It's, like, sticking to it.

[Lizzie]

You guys, we messed up. That's what all three of us should have just got. We should have stuck to that.

[Elizabeth]

Wow.

[Chris]

That's a pull. Look at Spencer's pull.

[Lizzie]

It goes to the ceiling. That pool knows no bounds. She'll just pull all day.

[Spencer]

Spring everywhere.

[Lizzie]

Wow. We messed up doing.

[Chris]

Don't say, oh.

[Spencer]

There'S too much cheese string.

[Lizzie]

All right, here we go.

[Chris]

Never too much cheese.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, that's good.

[Chris]

At all. That's so good.

[Lizzie]

The flavors are really good.

[Chris]

Put a little extra cheese cheese on top.

[Spencer]

That's actually really good. Oh, cheese.

[Lizzie]

Very good. It's incredible. Like, I will give them a 10.

[Spencer]

For that one, honestly. Yeah, it. It, like, tastes better than, like, I was like, this is ridiculous. This thing is smothering cheese. Like, yeah, if you smother a burger and cheese sauce, it's really good.

[Lizzie]

I felt. I felt a little false advertised. And then I tasted it, and I was like, I don't care what they're advertising.

[Chris]

You know, I feel like it's the opposite where, like, the appearance was not 10 out of 10, if I'm being honest. Like, not enough cheese. Look a little burnt on top. Whatever Appearance wise, this did not do it for me. Taste wise.

[Lizzie]

O. It even has the pepper. That balances it out nicely. The variety of cheeses, incredible. We should have gotten two or more of those. Okay, well, what is that one?

[Chris]

We have a grilled cheeseburger. Grilled cheese cheeseburger, and a quesadilla burger, which. Rather than buns.

[Lizzie]

Oh.

[Spencer]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Rather than bun.

[Lizzie]

You got a quesadilla on the outside, but give her a taste.

[Chris]

Oh, I like that a lot more, actually, than. Not than this, but than I thought I would.

[Lizzie]

I was like a lot more than.

[Chris]

I thought I would.

[Elizabeth]

Is everything still tasting great?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, very good. Thank you.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Chris]

Really good.

[Lizzie]

All right. Your take of the quesadilla burger. He started quesadilla, which I do.

[Spencer]

My grilled cheese cheeseburger.

[Lizzie]

All right.

[Spencer]

The bread is very. Yeah, Very soft. They gave me a little tomato soup. I guess I'll dip.

[Elizabeth]

You want to light?

[Spencer]

I don't think it's going to be very good. It's dripping some sort of ooze off the back. I don't know what that is. It's kind of oozy. It's okay. It doesn't need the tomato soup. They're not bad. I think they do a good burger here in general, so I'm going to try it. I give that a 6 out of 10.

[Chris]

I want to see a taste with the. With the soup.

[Lizzie]

Wait.

[Chris]

I like it.

[Lizzie]

I honestly want another one of these OM cheeseburgers. It's so good. So good. Okay, let me.

[Chris]

This, to me, tastes like childhood. It's just like a grilled cheese. Grilled cheese and tomato soup.

[Lizzie]

If you don't mind.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But again, it's very nostalgic for me. What I just tasted, I'm gonna take.

[Lizzie]

Kind of in the middle where there's patty. Oh, no.

[Spencer]

The bread's a little soft.

[Chris]

The bread is way too soft.

[Lizzie]

But it's.

[Chris]

I actually like it a lot.

[Lizzie]

Oh. It's not what I was expecting.

[Chris]

What do you think?

[Lizzie]

I like it.

[Spencer]

Right.

[Chris]

I don't think it's bad.

[Lizzie]

I like the OM Cheeseburger better, but I like the flavors. It's dripping in sauce.

[Chris]

I'd go just one up from you. I'd just go seven out of ten. It's nice. It's nostalgic. It's cheesy.

[Spencer]

You guys always rate stuff on the show, or is this like, we're just doing it right now?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Spencer]

You don't know?

[Lizzie]

Okay. The quesadilla chicken salad. I hate the quesadilla. The cheese isn't melted. Like I'm honestly, I think I have to deduce it from two to one.

[Spencer]

Wow, that's. That's big.

[Lizzie]

The actual salad itself isn't bad.

[Chris]

It looked good, so it's actually good. I will say though, I feel like a place like this salad's not the specialty normally.

[Spencer]

No.

[Lizzie]

Oh, we've got Spencer in the quesadilla.

[Spencer]

Okay. The OMGS is the winner.

[Lizzie]

Oh, wow.

[Chris]

I like this. The tanginess of either the guy or the whatever. Like it's a little spicy.

[Lizzie]

A little. Like it's not bad.

[Spencer]

I kind of liked it.

[Chris]

It's a little sloppy. Yes, it is sloppy and hard to eat. But it's. It's almost like, I don't know, like I love like a. A protein style burger. In and out. Just like a different kind of way to eat it. It's just kind of nice.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Lizzie]

The salad's pretty refreshing. The actual like chicken breasts is nice.

[Chris]

And you're picky about chicken.

[Lizzie]

I am. Because if there's a funky piece, it's not good. A waffle fry.

[Spencer]

I love waffle fries.

[Lizzie]

Did they deliver?

[Chris]

They deliver.

[Spencer]

These are really good.

[Chris]

The regular fries are pretty good too.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, it's big. Oh yeah.

[Spencer]

It's good.

[Lizzie]

Just like you want it.

[Spencer]

It's exactly like you want it.

[Lizzie]

Feels like it could be from a theme park.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Yeah, exactly. Probably the same people who make them.

[Lizzie]

I actually think they should do this style of meat more. It's more like the Shake Shack.

[Spencer]

Like crisp, crisped up.

[Lizzie]

I like it.

[Spencer]

Cuz it wasn't like that last.

[Lizzie]

No, those are like more.

[Chris]

This seemed like such a. Such an insane idea. Like it was like, what are we doing here? But that's the best one.

[Lizzie]

It's the most normal one.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Honestly. Well, it's what got us here. We're being honest. That's true. And they delivered on what they got us here for. I do need to call corporate about their case studios.

[Spencer]

Why they called Applebees. Like, what is that?

[Lizzie]

You don't know why it's called Applebees, but you know why men have nipples without holes.

[Spencer]

That's such a weird way to describe nipples. Nipples without holes. That looks cooked right, guys.

[Chris]

Whenever you say nipples with holes, I imagine like Swiss cheese. I'm not imagining what you're saying. I'm imagining like there's various thick holes.

[Lizzie]

I'm gonna try an onion ring. Is this just ranch? Yeah. Has anyone else had an onion ring?

[Spencer]

I had one that's pretty good. It's just basically fry, fry stuff.

[Chris]

Oh, that crunch was nice.

[Spencer]

That was a nice crap.

[Lizzie]

Very Frisbee.

[Chris]

Looks like an onion ring.

[Lizzie]

You know, I would say she's equivalent to Chili's in different ways.

[Spencer]

Yeah, they each have their own strengths.

[Chris]

I've heard so many jokes and so many people say so many negative things about Applebee's that like I had a certain picture in my mind and it's not. It's not like it's. It's good. I don't know. I'm a drug myself.

[Lizzie]

I think I still. Where is the place we went with the Bouki BJ's? I think I might like BJ's more than both of them.

[Spencer]

Oh, a little nicer though. Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, BJ's is a step. A big step up, I would say.

[Lizzie]

Is it like price point? So, girls, if there's a BJ's in your area, I. But this is worth a try. I would definitely. I would come here alone just to try the OM cheeseburger. I would. I would come back for the OM cheeseburger.

[Spencer]

I would. You honestly. Well, that's it.

[Lizzie]

We're going to enjoy for a minute and if we have any important to say, we'll be back. Oh my God. We turned the camera on to some PDA in the other direction. They are full blown.

[Chris]

Not in the Applebee's parking lot.

[Lizzie]

I mean, you gotta get it where you can.

[Spencer]

Owen. Cheeseburger gets the blood.

[Lizzie]

Open this. They are full blown. Hands around each other all the way. Making out in public.

[Spencer]

And they can't see us.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Chris]

They're ready to fuck.

[Lizzie]

Oh my God. He's hard for sure. This is like. Okay, wow. I really just came on here to say what a deal. I mean, we got all that. That food for $90. That was like six meals. Yeah, service was good. Food was okay. We were saying we'd still choose Chili's, honestly.

[Spencer]

Yeah, the menu looks better. The menu is like, oh, this is a great menu. But then the food, the Chili's is just a little better.

[Lizzie]

I think environment passes the check or checks or what? Checks out. Environment's fine.

[Chris]

My biggest problem is just melt your channel cheese. Like on the burgers, on the quesadillas. If that happened, I think this would be phenomenal. But like your cheese is not melted.

[Lizzie]

You gotta melt it. Please.

[Spencer]

The only melted cheese was on the OM cheeseburger. And that was the best thing we had.

[Lizzie]

Well, the OM cheeseburger. Incredible. Yeah. And that needs to be a staple on their menu, if it's not already. But, oh, my gosh. Gosh, they're still going.

[Spencer]

We also saw there was also, like, an old lady in her, like, care, and they were also ordering the om cheeseburger, and they had the same, like, we watch football all weekend, and so.

[Lizzie]

We came and got it. I was like, wow. She also was like, doesn't really look like the picture. And I was like, that was me. But I didn't say it to the waitress. She did.

[Spencer]

The waitress was like, yeah, yeah. She, like, knew. She's like, it's false advertising. I was like, oh, damn. So, like, people complain about this.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it doesn't look how they advertised it, but the taste. The taste makes up for it. All right, you guys, well, I hope you had a fantastic time watching the sip. We had a great time being here. We're gonna watch these people fuck in the parking lot. We're not being quiet.

[Spencer]

Oh, my God, he's giving her a hickey. Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

What's the scenario? Like, are they going out of town or.

[Spencer]

Yeah, what is this?

[Lizzie]

Like, are they not going to see each other for a year?

[Spencer]

It looks like it.

[Lizzie]

All right. Okay. This is becoming, like, inappropriate. Okay. I'm more uncomfortable than I was watching heated rivalry.

[Spencer]

Okay. All right.

[Lizzie]

I hope you guys enjoyed the sip and we. What? How do I sign?

[Spencer]

The sip got too flustered. That's the sip.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yes. And that's the sip. It. Happy New Year.