Tasting BJ’S RESTAURANT For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting BJ’S RESTAURANT For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!
Release Date: October 1, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this energetic and irreverent episode of The Sip, Ryland and Lizze celebrate their five-year "sipiversary" by eating their way through (almost) the entire menu at BJ’s Restaurant & Brewhouse. With their signature blend of hilarious banter and candid life updates, they discuss everything from parenting and pop culture to food, friendship, and the chaos of adulthood. This episode is a blend of podcast life reflections, celebrity hot topics, personal stories, and, most memorably, their enthusiastic and detailed food tour at BJ’s.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Five Years of 'The Sip' & Podcasting Life

• Celebrating Consistency: Ryland and Lizzie realize they've been podcasting for five years without missing a weekly upload.
  • "If consistency isn't our middle name. Can you name that his middle name?" – Ryland (00:39)
• Aging & Change: Lighthearted jokes about physical changes over time, parenting (Lizzie’s pregnancies and Ryland’s knees), and how life has shifted since the start of the show.
  • "I was so beautiful." – Lizzy (01:09)
  • "I think we're more beautiful than ever. We have...signs of aging." – Ryland (01:10)
• Podcasting, Success, and Identity:
  • Both reflect on how podcasting is now a "real" job, their pride in the show, and how public perception of being a “content creator” has changed.
  • "Once a week, I sit down and talk to my best friend about stuff I would talk to him about for no money." – Lizzy (58:48)

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2. Parenting, Marriage, and Daily Life Antics

• Lizzy’s Family Life:
  • Thoughts on a third child, motherhood, and her attachment to her son Billy.
  • Humorous emergency plan discussions for pets and kids (02:11–02:50).
  • Recaps of pranking her husband Joe and light “emotional terrorism” for her amusement (05:12–07:08).
• Billy’s Haircuts and School Life:
  • Cute stories about Billy’s personality, food choices, and parenting preferences.
  • "He just likes it a lot. That's why I want to go on a cruise." – Lizzy (39:59)
• Navigating Modern Life:
  • Tales of “Karen” moments at the UPS bodega, complete with humorously relived arguments over package names (10:33–13:32).
  • Lizzy grappling with dark spirals triggered by social media, especially pet loss content, and why she's avoiding Instagram (26:57–27:58).

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3. Las Vegas Adventures

• Ashlee Simpson Concert & Feeling 'Old' in Vegas:
  • Recap of Ryland and Shane’s trip: attending an energetic Ashlee Simpson concert, meeting Ashlee, and navigating sobriety vs. drunkenness as "old" parents now.
    • "We got to Vegas, and we're like, now we're too old to be in Vegas." – Ryland (18:01)
  • Vegas remains fun, even if now it’s about hotel rooms and naps rather than wild parties.
• The Sphere Experience:
  • Detailed rundown of the Wizard of Oz show at the new Sphere venue, including immersive effects (e.g., tornado simulations, moving screens above), crowd reactions, and critiques of the entry process and motion sickness potential (32:34–36:17).
  • "You get swept up in the tornado. They're blowing massive fans at you...After it all comes to a conclusion, there is a standing ovation." – Ryland (33:30)
• Cruise Dreams:
  • Excitement about the idea of a Disney cruise with their kids—if they can coordinate schedules and new babies (21:03–21:32; 52:30).

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4. Pop Culture: Hot Topics Rapid Fire

• Walton Goggins vs. Pete Davidson Media Dispute:
  • Discussion of Walton Goggins’ classy response to Pete Davidson’s comments about "overexposure" and the ephemeral nature of fame (47:44–50:57).
    • "Every experience has a shelf life...the moment is the blessing, it’s not what you’re filling it with." – Lizzy (48:34)
    • "How lucky am I that this is even a possibility?" – Walton Goggins, quoted by Lizzy (50:07)
• Taylor Swift & Super Bowl Rumors:
  • Expressing skepticism over rumors about Taylor Swift and Adele possibly doing/not doing the halftime show.
• Selena Gomez’s Wedding & Charlie Puth:
  • Quick mention of Selena's wedding and Charlie Puth performing their song on the same night, with dry humor (59:59–60:15).
• Content Creation & Celebrity Podcasts:
  • Noting the irony of A-list celebrities turning to YouTube and podcasting, thereby validating the path they've pioneered ("all roads are leading to social media and YouTube...now celebrities want to be a YouTuber." – Lizzy 56:18).

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BJ’s Tasting Event: Full Menu Deep Dive

Arrival & Initial Impressions

• “We also ordered the entire menu.” – Ryland (00:03)
• Lizzy can’t resist ordering fried pickles: “If there’s a fried pickle, I’m gonna get it.” (00:04)
• Initial excitement for BJ’s includes anticipation over homemade root beer, avocado egg rolls, and of course, the famous Pizookie (63:28–63:52).

Appetizer Round

• Starters Ordered:
  • Avocado egg rolls, fried couscous mac & cheese balls, deep-dish chili cheese nachos, “Freckles” (fried pickles).
• Standout Reactions:
  • “First off, looks amazing. It’s everything I love in life. It’s fantastic. I love the crunch, I love a mac and cheese ball.” – Ryland (70:02)
  • Sauces and textures dissected enthusiastically, with Lizzy noting, "Pop one in your mouth...the red one's like a spicy something." (70:15)
• Nachos Emerge as Winner:
  • “The nachos are the best appetizer on the table by far.” – Ryland (77:15)
  • Praise for the even distribution of toppings: “They didn’t just put it on the top. They cared about every layer. We’re digging and tipping each other off to the different sections of these nachos.” (77:26)

Main Dishes + Personal Tastes

• Deep Dish Pizza:
  • All agree: “It’s like hugging me...It’s like hugging me. I’m having more fun here than I’ve had with myself.” – Lizzy (79:08)
• Burger & Steak:
  • Burger bun could be improved, but overall very satisfying (81:27).
• Fries:
  • "These are my favorite kind of fries...they’ve got the added crunch. Not thick, not thin—just thick enough." – Ryland (82:49)
• Salmon:
  • Blackened salmon recommended over regular (82:44).
• Loaded Mashed Potatoes:
  • Big hit; "Wow. It’s really good. I had a feeling." – Sip (82:15)

The Pizookie Experience (Dessert)

• First-Timer Magic:
  • Ryland admits this is his first Pizookie (63:01).
• Live Commentary as Served:
  • Pouring the chocolate shell and watching it harden on the hot cookie: “Are you ready? Are you ready?... It’s the Pizookie countdown!” (85:13)
• Taste Reviews:
  • “The brownie cookie base is really good...how could you go wrong?” – Ryland (86:22)
  • Lizzy hesitates on the dyes in the toppings but enjoys the experience: “I’m a little concerned about all the dyes...But it is good.” (86:34)

Final Verdict & Post-Meal State

• The whole group jokes about “blacking out from food,” with everyone stuffed but satisfied.
• “I literally have to leave the restaurant to stop eating it. Like, I’m so glad you like it.” – Ryland (87:22)
• “It is so fun to be able to go to BJ’s and eat for our job. We love you so much.” – Ryland (88:51)

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Notable Quotes & Moments (with Timestamps)

• "If consistency isn't our middle name. Can you name that his middle name?" – Ryland (00:39)
• "I'm running up the bill...I'll do it." – Lizzy (64:22)
• "The nachos are the best appetizer on the table by far, in my opinion." – Ryland (77:15)
• "Days like today make work not feel like work." – Lizzy (76:57)
• "Once a week, I sit down and talk to my best friend about stuff I would talk to him about for no money." – Lizzy (58:48)
• "It is so fun to be able to go to BJ’s and eat for our job. We love you so much." – Ryland (88:51)
• "It's the Pizookie countdown!" – Lizzy (85:13)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00–01:30 – Five-year Sipiversary Reflecting on podcast history
• 02:11–02:50 – Parenting, emergency plans, and being a “mom’s mom”
• 05:12–07:08 – Lizzy “terrorizes” her husband with a bath prank
• 10:33–13:32 – UPS bodega “Karen” stories
• 18:01–20:50 – Ryland and Shane’s Las Vegas “old person” adventures
• 32:34–36:17 – In-depth review of The Sphere (Wizard of Oz) immersive show
• 47:44–50:57 – The Walton Goggins / Pete Davidson fame discourse
• 63:28–63:52 – Excitement as BJ’s food tour begins
• 70:02–71:57 – Mac and cheese balls appetizer tasting
• 77:15–77:59 – Nachos reach “appetizer winner” status
• 79:08 – Pizza gets “hug” analogy, food euphoria peak
• 85:13–86:44 – The Pizookie dessert, reactions, and pouring the chocolate shell
• 88:51 – Final gratitude and sign-off

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Conclusion

This episode is a quintessential “Sip” experience: improv humor, chaotic-tender friendship, pop culture takes, and unfiltered reviews—all capped by a gluttonous, joyful trip through BJ’s menu. Ryland and Lizzy’s chemistry shines as they navigate everything from the absurd (“Lizzy Gordon doesn’t exist!” at a UPS store) to the heartfelt (embracing change, motherhood), to the simply hungry (nachos and Pizookies). Even if you’ve never set foot in a BJ’s, by the end you’ll feel like you’ve had a seat at the table with them, and likely want an entire plate of nachos yourself.

Transcript

[Lizzy]

Whatever.

[Sip]

It's Monday.

[Lizzy]

You guys gotta meet some BJ's.

[Sip]

We also ordered the entire menu.

[Lizzy]

Lizzy, Garden doesn't exist. If there's a fried pickle, I'm gonna get it. When it hits, it hits. Right, guys.

[Sip]

Happy five year sipiversary. One, take one. Marker.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Sip]

Is that the truth? Like, when? On Wednesday? To the. I guess. Have we always been Wednesday girls? Yeah. We've never altered our upload day?

[Lizzy]

No. Wow, that's nuts.

[Sip]

If we aren't consistent. If consistency isn't our middle name. Can you name that his middle name?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Consistency. Oh, okay.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Sip]

What?

[Lizzy]

I thought I was like. I do know his middle name.

[Sip]

It's not consistent. Constant.

[Lizzy]

Constantine.

[Sip]

Constantine since. No. Five years. Oh, my gosh. It's about time we have merch, right?

[Lizzy]

Do you know how young we used to look?

[Sip]

It was really young.

[Lizzy]

Really young.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

I was so beautiful.

[Sip]

What do you mean? I think we're more beautiful than ever. We have. We have. We have signs of aging.

[Lizzy]

We have.

[Sip]

Which is good.

[Lizzy]

Symptoms of age.

[Sip]

No, that didn't come out right. Not signs.

[Lizzy]

No, we do. Your knees are horrible.

[Sip]

You've been pregnant 300 times.

[Lizzy]

I'm never not pregnant.

[Sip]

She's always screaming at me, like, I'm crying today because this is the last time I'll be pregnant. And I was like, we all know that's not the truth. Let's hope you're a mom's mom.

[Lizzy]

I just get sad, though, because then I think about, like, well, then I'll be two babies removed from my Billy boy. He's my best friend. I don't think that's how it works.

[Sip]

I think it's like. I mean, yes, there's. I. I think there's probably a number where it's too many because then you can't give them all enough.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Sip]

But I think with three.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

You could do it.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Your mom's mom.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. I just. I just love that. Billy Bali.

[Sip]

I think you were made to be a mom.

[Lizzy]

I mom and is some good business.

[Sip]

I think we'll see how number two goes for you.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

But I can't imagine you're gonna be very bothered by it.

[Lizzy]

Let's see. Because I, you know, I do get that way with my dogs. I'm just sort of like, oh, if there's an earthquake, I can't carry both of you at the same time.

[Sip]

You can.

[Lizzy]

No, I can't.

[Sip]

What do you mean? You have two hands.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, but one of them is very thick and juicy, and the other one is vicious.

[Sip]

You Already have Billy. So it's like you have to.

[Lizzy]

Well, Joe and I have talked about it. Joe grabs the. Oh, who's supposed to grab what in case of an emergency?

[Sip]

Here's another thing. My brain is second husband.

[Lizzy]

I can't. We had an emergency plan meeting the other day where it's like, okay, you grab the kids, I grab the dogs. But it's like, who. Who was.

[Sip]

It doesn't seem like this plan was executed very well.

[Lizzy]

Well, there hasn't been an emergency. We should have another meeting.

[Sip]

Okay, so what's up?

[Lizzy]

What's up?

[Sip]

What's up?

[Lizzy]

Dare I say what?

[Sip]

You're wearing your merch, your bracelet. Hopefully it's coming soon. We're locked out on the mug. We're like, we. I've had 400 versions of the mug and we can't get the mug right. Which is weird because you feel. I would feel like a mug would be the easiest thing to get right. The new. The new version of it came like. It's like a yellow. It's yellow. Like the cup itself is.

[Lizzy]

Why are they changing more? There doesn't need to be more modifications than the ones requested. Initially though, yeah, I wanted to try.

[Sip]

A different cup for size reasons. Well, I like a bigger cup with a bigger handle. Just personally the other one. But I do. The cup we had chosen is more of like a diner vibe and the logo kind of goes with that aesthetically. So I was trying to keep that, but I was trying to find one that had a little more volume, a little less heavy, with a little bigger of a handle handle. But that one is like yellow by biology. It's not like it was painted yellow. It's just like biologically yellow. And I don't know that I vibe with. What are you talking about?

[Lizzy]

What do you mean, biological yellow?

[Sip]

I mean, in its DNA, it's yellow. It doesn't come. Not yellow. So then I'm stuck with, oh, wow, I took a picture. Oh, do you see what I'm saying? It's yellow.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, but I don't mind it.

[Sip]

I don't know. I. We could go back to the original cup and just get the placement right, period. I don't know. I don't know. Merge is hopefully coming soon. Definitely before, like the holiday seasoning, before my baby comes. I honestly just said, well, definitely, yes, because I want everyone to be able. Like, if it's going to be a Christmas gift or a Christmas gift to yourself, I want you to be able to execute on that. And it's important to me that a Lot of the items are in stock. It's not like a pre order situation. It will flip. Whatever. I don't know why I'm promoting this to you right now, because it's not available yet, period. But I was like, do we just ditch the mug? Do we just ditch the mug and do the launch?

[Lizzy]

We need the mug.

[Sip]

Okay, I'll see what. They actually just wrote me back, so I need to see what they said.

[Lizzy]

Fun. Did they say they were gonna send you?

[Sip]

How did I get. Oh, I got into talking about merch because I'm the brain slime. Okay, so you're getting pregnant again.

[Lizzy]

I'm getting pregnant again.

[Sip]

Spooky season.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it is spooky season.

[Sip]

What do you mean?

[Lizzy]

I'm acting up. It's like every day's a full moon now. Joe is not safe.

[Sip]

What do you mean?

[Lizzy]

Oh, I'm just in a silly, goofy mood.

[Sip]

What are you doing? What's going on at your house? Can I live there?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. I want somebody, but you're not gonna like it.

[Sip]

What do you mean? It's not fun.

[Lizzy]

Not for anyone but me. Put a reverb on that. So this morning, I was like. I told Joe. I was like, okay, I'm leaving. Have a nice day. Bye. And then I went, oh, you can't hear it because this is, like, cement floor. What the. And then I went like I was walking out of the house, and then I shut the door, and then I hid in the shadows and I waited.

[Sip]

End of marriage stuff. What if you. He thinks you're gone, and he starts, like, jacking off to gay porn, and then you realize your husband.

[Lizzy]

Then we would know things. We would know things.

[Sip]

Are you guys still together?

[Lizzy]

Ran a hot bath for himself while you weren't there. His back hurts. He takes a bath every day because his back hurts.

[Sip]

Okay, I was gonna say, this is almost as gay as catching him watching gay porn.

[Lizzy]

I know. So Joe gets. Joe gets in the bath. And Joe likes to go underwater for an extended period of time. Yeah, it's the whole thing.

[Sip]

What?

[Lizzy]

And so he goes deep and he goes under, and he goes under the water, and I snuck into the bathroom while his eyes were closed and he was underwater, and he couldn't hear me or smell me, and I just hovered over the top of the bathtub where he was vulnerable, thinking he was alone.

[Sip]

Was he hard?

[Lizzy]

No, he was taking a bath, you weirdo. And then I also took some little shady pictures of him that he didn't know about, and then he.

[Sip]

What if your iPhone gets hacked?

[Lizzy]

Well, now they're gonna get some Joe Peen.

[Sip]

Well, that is gonna light right it up, period.

[Lizzy]

And then he came out of the water and his eyes were still closed. And he was going like this, nerving his eyes. And I was just standing that close to his face, like an inch away from his face, holding my hair back. And then he opened his eyes and he went. And it was the funniest thing I've ever done.

[Sip]

I would have killed you. Weren't you afraid that he might get so scared?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And, like, that's why I held my hair back.

[Sip]

What if he would have jolted so hard? Then you would have slipped. He was gonna hit water. Yeah, that's what I mean.

[Lizzy]

No, he was gonna hit me. His first reaction was to reach out with his hands, but he stopped.

[Sip]

He doesn't know it's you immediately. He's just scared.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. It was really good.

[Sip]

I thought you were, like, hanging up, like, cut out ghost. You know how we did, like, the snowman paper chains. I thought it was gonna be, like, ghost paper chains.

[Lizzy]

No, I'm just emotionally terrorizing my husband.

[Sip]

The pumpkin pancakes were dyed with orange food coloring. And your husband was fine.

[Lizzy]

We don't do food coloring.

[Sip]

I know.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Sip]

Not living with Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Lizzy]

And then I've been sending Joe just the pictures I took of him in the bathtub randomly.

[Sip]

Is his penis in it?

[Lizzy]

No.

[Sip]

Okay, then let us see it.

[Lizzy]

Well, no, it's still too much.

[Sip]

Oh, it's okay. Well, then don't pull it out.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Sip]

And where was Billy while all this was going on?

[Lizzy]

He's at school.

[Sip]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Lizzy]

He's at school having rice cakes and hot dogs and some veggies. He's so cute. Dude, he got another haircut. He's looking dapper. When he has product in his hair, he's looking dapper.

[Sip]

I was just. Yeah. I mean, listen. We differ on hair preferences for our children, which is fine.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

But I don't know why you keep going back to the same person that just cuts his hair in a bowl cut, but only for the bangs. There's just nothing else that can be done.

[Lizzy]

What do you mean?

[Sip]

You can do the jagged cut, and.

[Lizzy]

Then he's like, what? He's like more like Ralph Wiggum. Like, I don't know.

[Sip]

I don't. You have to do references. I understand. It's been five years. You don't know what I understand.

[Lizzy]

Your reference understanding is such an insane pool.

[Sip]

You're not even a true best friend. She sent me a meme this morning of two deers going through a fence together. That's like, what was the verbiage?

[Lizzy]

If you get stuck, I get stuck.

[Sip]

Yes. Just like paying homage to best friends that will do anything. The blind leading the blind.

[Lizzy]

And that is us.

[Sip]

I said, except these are all lies. You will never trespass with me. I can think on like four different occasions at the top of my head where I begged her to trespass with me, and she won't. And they're literally the same fences that were in this picture.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

And I was like, you won't trespass.

[Lizzy]

And I didn't even think about it. But when he said it, I was like, you're right, I won't.

[Sip]

She said, but I'll bail you out if you go by yourself. And I was like, no, I'm looking for a friend that's willing to live on the edge with me.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I'm next to you while you're edging.

[Sip]

No, you're there. We shouldn't. Just don't. Let's not.

[Lizzy]

It's scary.

[Sip]

Don't do it.

[Lizzy]

You don't understand. It's scary.

[Sip]

And I'm like, I wanna walk around the neighborhood and check out the shrubbery. What if there's a good gardener in there?

[Lizzy]

You're biologically enhanced with a form of audacity that I could never.

[Sip]

What do you mean?

[Lizzy]

It's the condition of being a male.

[Sip]

It's the way that I can order at a drive through.

[Lizzy]

No, I can do that too.

[Sip]

Really? Oh, yeah. You told me when you were with Chris, it was really hard and you had empathy because.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I had empathy for you for how. How hard it is they made it for us to order, but I saw it through.

[Sip]

I know, but okay, so you can.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

And not that a woman cannot, but I'm just saying, like, yeah, oh, no.

[Lizzy]

We can both Karen.

[Sip]

I have a special ability of standing in it, AKA being a Karen.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I can Karen. I can Karen just as good as the rest of them.

[Sip]

I do remember there was a segment on the Shane Dawson podcast, phone or call a Karen and it's you.

[Lizzy]

Which is funny you bring that up because I'm in a similar situation right now.

[Sip]

Oh, you had to be your own Karen this weekend?

[Lizzy]

Well, no. So if you remember, I was a Karen because I had something sent to the house with my not legal name, Lizzie Gordon. And for some reason the UPS guy was like, I can't leave this deodorant at the door. I must take it to the UPS drop off place. My UPS drop off place is probably a freaking, like, mafia drug front because it's at a bodega that just has nothing but rotten canned foods on the shelves. And it's like, if you know canned foods, it takes a long time for those to rot. So what is going on here, pacifically? Because it's a mess. Everything's dirty, dusty, and, like, the shelves are mostly empty. It's like when you play restaurant with a four year old and they're like, we're out of that. But they have nothing. What's my point?

[Sip]

None of us could have forgotten the last time you got in a screaming brawl with this man.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I. Yeah. But for those of you who maybe missed the episode, I ended up screaming at this man. Because also, all of the mail is just in a pile in the middle of this godforsaken bodega.

[Sip]

And are they selling sandwiches?

[Lizzy]

No, there's. They're not selling anything edible.

[Sip]

You can just get like a can of green beans from four years ago.

[Lizzy]

No, from like 25 years ago.

[Sip]

They open them for you. How about strain them?

[Lizzy]

No, was. They do nothing. They throw all your shit in a pile in the middle of the room, and then you have to go through all the stuff to find your item. And previously I've also been like, my package isn't here. And he's like, then it's not here. And it's like, no, like USPS or UPS said, it's here. Here's my slip. My package is here and I need you to find it because it's been delivered to you and you have it. Go get it, mother. So I have a history of needing.

[Sip]

To murder this person, and they have no other employees. You can't just, like, pop in on a different day.

[Lizzy]

Oh, crazy, like. And everyone in there has my same energy. They're just like, why do they keep trusting you with our things?

[Sip]

Maybe this guy's getting off to activating Karen's.

[Lizzy]

No, it's so crazy.

[Sip]

Karen's.

[Lizzy]

It's so crazy. It's so crazy. It's like how 711 slogan is get out. You know what I mean? Like, that's what this guy's energy is. It's like, I can't. I can't and ever. Like, literally every person in front of me and every person behind me is shuddering with anger and rage. And all of us are decent people who are just trying to go by the rules. So we're like, okay, we found our package in your shitstorm. And then here's our. I, like, here's Our ID so that you can check it off your stupid list, whatever. And I go up with the package that says Lizzie Gordon on it. And he goes, well, your I.D. says Elizabeth, like something else. And I was just like, I can't do this with you. I can't do this with you. So I go to yank the package back and he yanks it. And then all of a sudden we're both going for it like this.

[Sip]

Wait, this is present day.

[Lizzy]

I'm screaming, lizzy Gordon doesn't exist. And then eventually I took a deep breath and I went, I should probably leave before this gets even more escalated.

[Sip]

I don't even think that person exists on the Internet. Right? Aren't you Elizabeth Gordon on the Internet too? Like, you can't even be like, look, this person is me.

[Lizzy]

No. It's crazy.

[Sip]

So why did you create that name if you don't go by it anywhere?

[Lizzy]

I don't know. But this was also like a. Like this was a merch, our brand deal thing. So they were sending it to me using the name they know me by.

[Sip]

Right.

[Lizzy]

Anyways, I just ended up leaving and throwing my slip in the air and screaming and a woman was like, your slip? And I was like, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters. And so that was the end of that story. But this weekend I was super excited to get my new Nuuly package. Not sponsored, but I love it. And I was super lit. For some reason, they didn't leave it at the door. They took it to the drop off place. And I had to go to the drop off place, the same guy, which is a lot like the shadow place. What is it called? What's in that movie? You know what I mean? Like, I had to go to like, this is like Jordan Peele needs to make a movie about this bodega because it is not a normal. It is like a different. It's a universe of rage and hate. Do you know what I mean?

[Sip]

Like, it's like us there one day. Like, can you.

[Lizzy]

Do you want to go?

[Sip]

I want you to go and just film your experience. Have you. Have you collected this newly?

[Lizzy]

No.

[Sip]

Oh, so there's no story.

[Lizzy]

There was no newly. When I went to collect, the USPS guy had not taken it or the UPS guy had not taken it there yet. He just said that it was going to be taken there. And then when I got there, I updated the app again and it said it will not be here until the next day. So it is there now and I have to go there after this. Well, blessings and so Now I've like gone twice because I went once and it wasn't there. And I was like, I can't talk to this man. I need to just double check and get all my chickens in a row before I.

[Sip]

Can you send your husband?

[Lizzy]

No, because he doesn't have an ID that says Elizabeth. Do you know what I'm saying? So I'm in a predicament here.

[Sip]

Seems like you're gonna have to call a Karen.

[Lizzy]

It seems like I'm gonna have to go in there on my own. Karen. No, I'm gonna be super cool and calm and collected because I am unbothered. You know, I'm an unbothered. I'm an unbothered queen who just walks through this earth with no rage in her heart. And it's just fine, you know? Like, I'm really good in a lot of social interactions and I'm never like crazy mad about nothing. You know, it's always something. And they might be thinking, this seems like something.

[Sip]

Well, I'm coming back from Vegas. Can you believe that? Look at me rocking my Ashley Simpson merch.

[Lizzy]

Was it the gayest place you've ever been?

[Sip]

Honestly, there were a lot of women your age.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Because the videos I saw online just looked like nothing but 35 year old gay men.

[Sip]

Oh, well, that's what she brought on stage because she has a song called Boys and then all the boys get to go on stage. But it is. It was an incredible venue. But you go on stage. No, no, you. There's not enough drinks in the world. I want.

[Lizzy]

You should have gone on.

[Sip]

I wanted to watch the show. I wanted to see what was going on. I didn't know. Like, I'm not you guys. How do I say politely, I'm not like that kind of gay. Does that make sense? I'm not trying to be mean. It was.

[Lizzy]

How do I say this politely? And then saying I'm not that kind of gay.

[Sip]

I'm not.

[Lizzy]

Is a hate crime against your own people.

[Sip]

Like twerking on a stage.

[Lizzy]

Cut to him. And ashless chaps on the Shane Dawson podcast.

[Sip]

It's different. You know what I'm saying? It's like I. I can. I don't know. The Internet's one thing. I have boldness. The Internet's one thing.

[Lizzy]

I'll go assless chaps on the Internet. But not frightening.

[Sip]

I have blind confidence when it comes to the intern Internet or filming. Like, I whip out a vlog camera and there is no shame. It's like shame cannot be found around Me?

[Lizzy]

Hell, yeah.

[Sip]

But in real life, I'm a little more reserved or shy.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Sip]

You don't think so?

[Lizzy]

No. But you were drunk.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

So it's confusing.

[Sip]

Maybe if it was one of the songs that was my all. Maybe that's the thing. Maybe it wasn't my song.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

If it would have been one of my songs, I probably would have been up there taking my shirt off.

[Lizzy]

Hell, yeah.

[Sip]

Okay. I'm glad we got to the bottom of that, because it was really sounding homophobic there for a second. It really was homophobic. I am not.

[Lizzy]

No, he is a homo.

[Sip]

Exactly.

[Lizzy]

So put that in your phobic.

[Sip]

But it was fun. I. We got to Vegas, and we're like, now we're too old to be in Vegas. Like, we're too old to be in Vegas. Well, it just felt like every time we had gone previously, it was us in our earlier stages of dating, it was us when we consumed a lot of alcohol. And we aren't young anymore. We have kids now, and we're still young. I know. Yes. Yes.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Yes. But, like, we're not young in our relationship anymore.

[Lizzy]

We're not just, like, we're established.

[Sip]

We're not getting, like, blackout drunk at the bowling alley on a Thursday night anymore. Why aren't we Exactly.

[Lizzy]

Should we start getting blackout drunk?

[Sip]

Questions we should be asking after Vegas. I'm starting to think, maybe let's go have fun. Because so first night, we get there, and we're, like, looking around. We're like, we're old. What do we do when we're not drunk in Vegas? And then it's like, we get drunk in Vegas, and Shane isn't a drinker. Like, Shane will always order a cocktail. He'll have a taste of it, and then me or my mom finishes the cocktail. He's just not a drinker. He used to be when we first started dating, but he hasn't been. But because we were going to Ashlee Simpson, and he wanted to be bold and courageous, and because we had gotten meet and greet tickets, he was like, let me, like, be a little lubricated for this. So he finished his cocktail at dinner. Then he got a little tipsy sea and was like, oh, I guess I can drink. And then I started drinking. And then next thing you know, we're both drunk. And then it's like, with no chaperone.

[Lizzy]

You guys were just two drunks in the city.

[Sip]

Crazy, right? And then I start. Yes. The first night, we were a little more tame. It was a little more calm. And that's when we went and saw Ashley Simpson, we met her. The show was fantastic. I've re watched all of my clips that I've taken from the night, like, 400 times. Yeah, because it was such an incredible venue where there's, like, a catwalk and we're on the catwalk, and. And she's, like, just, like, being so interactive with the crowd and glancing into people's eyes and holding people, bringing them up on stage. It was just fantastic and incredible and everything I ever could have wanted.

[Lizzy]

It's kind of a small room, right?

[Sip]

Yeah, it's bigger than it looked, but it's very. It's small. And our seating was, like, right next to her.

[Lizzy]

Like, did you have chairs or was it standing?

[Sip]

We had chairs, but most people were standing. And I also have questions about the Sphere. A concert at the Sphere. How could you stand there and not be nauseous? They're like vertical seats.

[Lizzy]

Where did you say?

[Sip]

Okay, we'll get to the Sphere in a minute. But the third level, obviously where the seats are good.

[Lizzy]

The 200 level is where the seats are good.

[Sip]

I think 200 and 300 are together. No? Yeah. Okay. I was in 200. You go in, and you either go up to three or down to two.

[Lizzy]

Sure.

[Sip]

Okay, whatever. We'll get to the Sphere. So then the next day, we like j. Then we're like, oh, gosh, we can have fun in Vegas. And I'm like, as an old person, Vegas is definitely fun. And right now, when it's not packed, it's even more fun because rates are cheap.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

And there's lots to do. It's so fun to be able to just be in your hotel room, go downstairs and do some shopping, come back, take a nap, go downstairs and eat, Come back, go to a show. It's like, you can walk everywhere. You can do everything.

[Lizzy]

Being on a cruise ship where you.

[Sip]

Have more culinary options without the seasickness period.

[Lizzy]

But also, let's go on a cruise.

[Sip]

I'll go on a cruise.

[Lizzy]

Let's go on a Disney cruise with the boys.

[Sip]

And especially since they're going out of California, it's like, let's go grab your kids. What are we even doing here right now?

[Lizzy]

Let's go before. But we have to go. Well, it's still four weeks old now.

[Sip]

You're dropping it on the sip. You're just dropping it everywhere today. I'm so sorry, 21. We've got to cut out the name. When are you gonna reveal this name? I mean, maybe next time.

[Lizzy]

I can't Keep living like this.

[Sip]

No, you can't. I'm. I'm not cutting it out of the. The other.

[Lizzy]

The other thing.

[Sip]

Yeah. Sorry. That's where I was. Drunk vlogging, too, because I prepared so much for this. I mean, we went last minute because everyone was finally better, and I was gonna cancel because, you know, my. My house was a mess. Was with the plague. But then magically, everyone was better, and I was like, oh, my gosh, this is in two days. We could make this happen if we want. And so we really just, like, rallied our way to Vegas, and it was so worth it. Like, it was so. I'm depleted in a lot of ways, like energy. But I'm filled up in a lot of other ways just because my cup is full from getting out and actually doing something that's different than, you know, the everyday routines with children, which something else I love. But every once in a while, it's nice to change it up.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

And so the next night, we're just hammered because we went to Lisa Vanderpump's bar because it was outside of what's her bar. She has, like, five in Vegas.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Sip]

But this is, like a cocktail lounge. I forget what it's called. Pinkies. Pinkies. And we were there because it was inside of the hotel that we were gonna go see Trotchet's called Thumbs. But the server there just kept getting us wasted. He just kept bringing us free shots, and the next thing.

[Lizzy]

Did he know who you were?

[Sip]

I don't think so.

[Lizzy]

Or was he just trying to get his in your relationship?

[Sip]

Well, okay, we. We talked about this on Shane's podcast, and I don't want to repeat things too much, but it's like we had gone before, and we tipped generously. We came back and got sat with a different server, but I saw the previous tell this server, like, oh, those are my. Those are my boys. And so I think we got, like, the king's treatment, because he just kept bringing us shots. And next thing you know, I'm like, blackout drunk roaming around Vegas.

[Lizzy]

You were taking shots? I feel sick hearing this out.

[Sip]

My intention. I wouldn't order a shot. I'm too old to order a shot.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Next thing you know, I'm like, blackout drunk in Vegas. I don't remember the last two hours of my last night in Vegas.

[Lizzy]

Does Shane?

[Sip]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Can you explain your new tattoo?

[Sip]

No, I can't. That's crazy. To me, it just says L, I.

[Lizzy]

Z, Z, E. I was there. Can you imagine? I Do have to say full disclosure. There was about two hours where in my heart of hearts I was like, I might be going to Vegas with Ryland this weekend.

[Sip]

Well, because I kind of threw a little bit of a fit and I was. Because Ashlee Simpson has a deeper meaning to Shane and I and I've story a million times, whatever. She.

[Lizzy]

It's such a sweet meaning though that I tell people that story.

[Sip]

She was a turning point in our relationship. One of our dates was going.

[Lizzy]

It's when Shane realized Ryland was lovable.

[Sip]

Yes. We turned it on and I, after a cocktail at the dinner we went to, became lovable and I was acting like a gay man and a fishnet that would walk up on an Ashley Simpson stage, period. And I just scream saying my heart out. And I was like, wow, I am actually comfortable being my full blown self around this man. There's no turning back.

[Lizzy]

I like the way that your opinion on the story is like a pivotal moment for you and a turning point for you. But like all of us who hear like that's when Shane knew it was worth the trouble. You know what I mean?

[Sip]

And so yeah. And next thing you know, a month later, he's like recording me doing the work from home dance back when fifth harmony was all the rage, like in the construction. And I was like, wow, this man really. He's down doesn't. He's down with me at my cringiest. Which is something I can appreciate and it's important, it truly is. Because I feel like if you can't be comfortable in your relationship being who you want to be, like, what are you doing?

[Lizzy]

What are you.

[Sip]

What are you doing?

[Lizzy]

Like, that's one of the things about being pregnant around Joe that I just really love because he still thinks I'm so hot and I'm just waddling around the house and like miserable. And he just is like, you're so hot. And I'm like, well, I can't have sex with you because it'll break my body.

[Sip]

And I don't understand people that can't fart around their partners. I couldn't do it.

[Lizzy]

Well, we don't do.

[Sip]

Sorry, but.

[Lizzy]

But we do.

[Sip]

I mean, but you guys are like heterosexual.

[Lizzy]

No, it's a boundary I have from a trauma.

[Sip]

Who traumatized you?

[Lizzy]

I was in like a four year relationship with this guy who just sucked, see in front of me one time and was like, we're so close. And I was like, I still throw.

[Sip]

A fit sometimes if it stinks or if it sounds too gross.

[Lizzy]

But it's like the. The way that he looked at me when he said that. I was like, I will never be with a man.

[Sip]

See?

[Lizzy]

And that honestly, that was the last time I saw him.

[Sip]

You're limiting your comfort if you're not doing that.

[Lizzy]

He sucked for a multitude of reasons, which. Why it's crazy that I broke it off over the poop thing. Cuz he cheated on me relentlessly and I was. Oh. I mean, I cheated on him relentlessly too. My hands were not clean, but.

[Sip]

What? We were young, so you don't think once a cheater, always a cheater?

[Lizzy]

No. Oh.

[Sip]

I've always kind of thought, like, if you have that mentality, I was in.

[Lizzy]

A relationship, I shouldn't. Is that your phone?

[Sip]

No, it's Chris. Who's going? Who is it? Who is it? What do they want? Client for tomorrow. Shoot. Do they want you on your knees?

[Lizzy]

They're fired.

[Sip]

Just texting me. Address?

[Lizzy]

No. What's the address?

[Sip]

Why are you on your knees? Chris?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Chris, get off.

[Sip]

There's like a million chairs in this. Are you about to.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, there's a chair right there and right there and over there.

[Sip]

I mean, if you're happy on your knees.

[Lizzy]

Are you practicing? What kind of client is it?

[Sip]

Tomorrow he does sketches on. On Instagram and he goes like, is there a black person here? Like, a video kind of went viral. Anyways, I haven't seen it.

[Lizzy]

I haven't seen it. But I'm also staying off Instagram.

[Sip]

Oh, you are?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. I can't do it anymore.

[Sip]

At all.

[Lizzy]

I. No. After last night, I'm.

[Sip]

What happened?

[Lizzy]

To be completely frank with you, I'm not. Well right now, mentally speaking. Oh. I'm deep in a dark spiral that I'm going on. I don't want to verbalize it.

[Sip]

Wait, what?

[Lizzy]

I'm like, psycho. Like, deeply in regards to what? My dogs. And nothing's wrong with them. That's the thing. Like, it's a deeply unwell.

[Sip]

Why is Instagram an unhealthy place for that?

[Lizzy]

Because I just keep seeing sad about dogs on the Internet and then it makes me really crazy. It makes me honestly, really crazy. Like, I could cry right now.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

And nothing's wrong with my dogs, but it feels like I'm sure there could.

[Sip]

Be something wrong with your dogs.

[Lizzy]

And that's what I'm saying. Don't rationalize this. I told you, I'm in a deep, dark place and I'm trying to be. Okay.

[Sip]

I think three different times, I'm like.

[Lizzy]

I'm like, literally Like Samara in the ring right now. Like I'm clawing at the walls, my nails are falling off. I'm just trying not to be at the bottom of a pit. And you literally say that?

[Sip]

Well, I think three times while I was in Vegas for two days. You're like, great. Icky has hives again. Great. Yes. And I'm like, oh my God, give it a break. Give Icky a break. He's tired.

[Lizzy]

Why does he have hives all the time? We're changing his protein source. Don't worry about it. It's in progress.

[Sip]

Progress. Okay. Canadian now.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Something that could take a little stress. Hold on.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, do a really good ad read right now. Something that could take a little bit of the stress off is Hungry room.

[Sip]

Oh my God.

[Lizzy]

It really could.

[Sip]

Are they going to the grocery shopping for you? But what's incredible about hungryroot is they'll also give you the recipe ideas and send you the ingredients for said recipes to make your life so much easier. I also love that you'll get new snack items or I mean it's grocery shopping, but delivered to your door with recipe ideas and everything consolidated and concise for you. Something I love is tasting a new snack and they'll deliver on that. Like I'll see something on the site and I'll be like, yes. And then if I like it, they'll like cater to me even more. So like an algorithm that knows me so well.

[Lizzy]

Well, what I particularly appreciate about this is when you're curating your own menu for the week, you have to do all of this mental math to figure out how do I plug in these ingredients into five different meals so that I don't just have a whole head of cilantro going bad in my fridge and then you're eating cilantro for 17 days in a row and you don't know who you are anymore. But this list does that math for you by providing you with the right ingredients for multiple menu items.

[Sip]

So it takes away the mental load and physically going to the grocery store, which are two things that in my opinion are a nightmare, period. They'll also take your nutrition preferences into mind and that makes it easy to eat high quality, nutritious food and achieve any diet or health goals from an anti inflammatory to gut friendly, gluten free or even dairy free, high protein and more.

[Lizzy]

They're also super conscious about the specific ingredients that they're sending. Like they're not sending you a bunch of high fructose corn syrups. They're not sending You a lot of processed things with a lot of preservatives in them. They're sending you the good stuff. And sometimes when you get like a meal order plan, they can be sending you things that are highly concentrated items. So it's really nice to have that shaken up. They only source high quality meats and seafoods free of antibiotics and hormones, which is huge.

[Sip]

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[Lizzy]

I already feel the mental load lifting.

[Sip]

Okay, so I wanted to talk about the sphere because Shane, like we started booking a back to back itinerary in Vegas and it was like, oh, wow, there is a lot to do for old people in Vegas.

[Lizzy]

We are not old.

[Sip]

What are you talking. So will you go to Vegas with me?

[Lizzy]

I've been begging you to go to Vegas with me. Do you want to go this weekend?

[Sip]

I would love to go back. It's so much fun.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Okay. So we went to the Sphere.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Sip]

And you know, I was dying to go. I. I wasn't like, I don't know. I didn't go to the Backstreet Boys with you, loser. But they did have the wizard of Oz. And I will say now that I've seen the Wizard. Wizard of Oz again, like fresh top of mind. Yeah, I understand Wicked so much more. It's like, it's crazy.

[Lizzy]

This man is so crazy. You know what I mean? Like the audacity you get.

[Sip]

This girls. Wicked is just the wizard of Oz from, not from the witches perspective. Can you believe that?

[Lizzy]

Are you joking?

[Sip]

I mean I, I heard people saying it but then like I got to reconnect the dots. I haven't seen it since I was a child.

[Lizzy]

Fair enough. But are you joking right now? No, you're not.

[Sip]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

Oh no. Do you know what you're doing? How much of this is intentional? Because it's good.

[Sip]

I'm a lawyer and I graduated from Penn State University. I'm just dumb on the situation.

[Lizzy]

Penn State University.

[Sip]

It's a good one.

[Lizzy]

I'm gonna be my pants.

[Sip]

Whatever. I lied. I graduated from college once. I could do it twice.

[Lizzy]

I went to Penn State. It's a good one.

[Sip]

Do they have a law state or a law program?

[Lizzy]

I'm sure they do.

[Sip]

I'm sure it's a great one.

[Lizzy]

I hate you.

[Sip]

Okay, so we went to the Sphere.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Even like before you enter the arena, it's a vibe. Gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

What color was this? The. The room, the entry that you entered into?

[Sip]

All sorts of colors.

[Lizzy]

Because the. When I entered for the Backstreet Boys, it was like a bluey. Like a millennial blue.

[Sip]

It was more like a foggy yellow.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Sip]

Probably for the yellow brick road.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

But I just thought it was incredible. I know it's getting a lot of backlash online, mainly due to its. Its heavy use of AI.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Sip]

And you can tell in the faces. But it is such a fun, campy experience that is so worth going to see.

[Lizzy]

We love camp.

[Sip]

I love it.

[Lizzy]

Did they have wizard of Oz merch?

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Did you get any?

[Sip]

No, I didn't look at it.

[Lizzy]

Dang. I would love to have a huge ass wizard of Oz merch shirt.

[Sip]

But it's so fun. I would like to see every movie.

[Lizzy]

Did you catch apples like this?

[Sip]

No, but they were falling. And then I would say the standout moment is the tornado itself.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Sip]

Because you get swept up in the tornado. They're blowing massive fans at you. Your hair's blowing in the wind, there's twigs and leaves blowing. And after it all comes to a conclusion, there is a standing ovation. Like, you just saw your favorite band perform live and your favorite song. It was crazy. Like, the crowd was going wild. And I thought, where did I just land?

[Lizzy]

So you know Oz. So you know how there's. That a really infamous scene in the wizard of Oz is when Dorothy goes from, you know, sepia colors into the world of Oz, which is Technicolor, and she walks out the door, they open the door, and outside the world is color.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

So that is one of the most notorious visual effects shots in all of film history. But there's no visual effect to it. They just had Judy Garland literally painted up to be the color of sepia. And she crosses the frame, the camera, and goes out of frame for a moment and a stand in, stands up and in regular color to walk out into Oz.

[Sip]

And so the set was also sepia.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Because it's. If you look at it, it's a tight shot where you see the door that Opens into Oz.

[Sip]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

What I thought was incredible with what they did at the Sphere is because the screens go above you as well. When you're sitting inside of rooms, you have the ceiling above you. It feels like you're sitting in the room and it's just mind blowing. It's like, how were they. I know with AI, but also, like, how were they able to make you feel inside of a room? Like, how did they make. I. I'm just like.

[Lizzy]

Well, it's like the rides at Universal, but better.

[Sip]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

Because you don't leave. Well, you said you felt nauseous. A lot of people leave feeling nauseous.

[Sip]

I think only in certain parts. It is a little bit. Like, if you're not looking at what is the focal point, you can get a little nauseous. Like, if you start having a wandering eye, then it's like a little wonky sometimes. And you're like, where am I looking and what's going on? But it is just. I. I do enjoy how, like, they had some of, like, the creatures flying down and the apples falling out, and it's just. It's.

[Lizzy]

Did they have flames for when flames, your.

[Sip]

Your seat shakes. It's just like. It was a real cloud. Crowd pleaser.

[Lizzy]

Can I even go pregnant?

[Sip]

Oh, it's not. It wasn't like, super aggressive. I think you could definitely go pregnant.

[Lizzy]

Let's go.

[Sip]

I would say my only critique is, like, getting into the venue itself, because when you're on that second level, you, like, you have to wait in line because it's so steep to go down or up. And then I was thinking, like, how do you consume a concert like this? Because at concerts, all these are standing.

[Lizzy]

You have to make choices.

[Sip]

It's like when I went and fall, like.

[Lizzy]

Well, it's what your preference is, really, like. Because when I saw the Backstreet Boys, I wanted to see the boys more than I wanted to see the Sphere. Right. And so we went to the 100 level because I also needed a seat. I couldn't just.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Stand the whole time. And so I could see them really well. But then you do get swept up in it because it's like, oh, my God, there's a spaceship above my head. What the fudge? Like, oh, my God, there's a huge. Nick. Like, it is hard to choose.

[Sip]

Oh, no, I have to sneeze. No. Oh, no. Did it pass? So look.

[Lizzy]

Wow.

[Sip]

So Nick was flying above you.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I'm not making spoilers, but there were big. There were big men on stage sometimes they looked like a mountain.

[Sip]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

So the sphere was very fun. I definitely recommend Vegas. I definitely recommend meeting Ashley Simpson. And I even more so recommend traveling. Definitely recommend meeting back in time and.

[Lizzy]

Going, but he's not one of those gays. It's a different kind of gay that he has put into a different group that is slightly elevated than the the other gay.

[Sip]

So judgy, huh?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

A girl came up to us named Riley, and she was like, saying hi. And then I was like, I love that name. That's my dog's name. And Shane thought that was so rude. But isn't that, like a high esteem.

[Lizzy]

Like, in my world? Yeah.

[Sip]

I was like, well, it was gonna be my daughter's name, but I didn't have a daughter yet, and I had to use the name. And you. If that's my dog's name. I was like, that's my dog's name.

[Lizzy]

I get offended when people say things are icky now and they mean disgusting. I'm like, whoa, that's my son's name. You know what I mean?

[Sip]

So you would never use gay in a bad way then? No, I would like. Okay.

[Lizzy]

I don't have a dog named Gay.

[Sip]

Oh, your dad was in town.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Period.

[Sip]

That's it.

[Lizzy]

No, I had the best time with my dad in town. I love him and I hate when he leaves. It makes me really sad.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I don't know.

[Sip]

Don't we all hate that?

[Lizzy]

I guess you're right. We do all hate that.

[Sip]

Well, what did you guys do? There's no story you didn't get. You didn't care. It was activated at the hotel we lived.

[Lizzy]

La resorta loca.

[Sip]

Yeah, her dad stayed at, like, a nice hotel on the Sunset Strip.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. With his wife.

[Sip]

I wasn't invited. That was weird.

[Lizzy]

You were literally invited months in advance and told you were wanted, and then you went out and got hand, foot and mouth disease.

[Sip]

I didn't do such thing.

[Lizzy]

You went out and flagrantly were like, who's got some hfm? My family would really love to try it out. We were supposed to do high tea. We were supposed to go swimming.

[Sip]

Did you guys ever go to high tea?

[Lizzy]

We didn't go to high tea. Only because Joe was like, is that even gonna be fun for Billy?

[Sip]

And I was like, this isn't about him.

[Lizzy]

This is about my dreams. I will take my son to high tea. And then I was like, that's crazy. But Billy literally has, like, a gear shift from, like, normal Billy to resort Billy.

[Sip]

He knows he's on vacation.

[Lizzy]

He know. And what's he like, so funny. Like, he's so. He's just a little bit of like a time's different now. Guess I'm just gonna relax. Like, my stepmom blew up his pool toy, and there's like a. It's a floaty thing that you sit in, but there's like a bunch of things that blow up in front of him so that he can, like, squeeze them and play with him while he's floating in the water. And it was just on the floor in the hotel room, and he decided to turn around and just recline in it a little bit, play with some of his little toys, like, just resting with his legs up. It was so cute. And he just like, he loves a pool. He loves running around a pool. He loves a buffet. He wants to cut. He wants to be held through the buffet line and get out his fruits and his bagel and his oatmeal. Like. Like, he just likes it a lot. That's why I want to go on a cruise.

[Sip]

You don't have any fears that once baby number two comes, that's going to be not as available to you?

[Lizzy]

Well, it's just going to be different. Different? Yeah. It's going to be like, I don't know that I'll be able to hold Billy in the same way physically.

[Sip]

Right.

[Lizzy]

But I can still do the things with him. Like my friend Jesse does it with two kids.

[Sip]

I mean, so many people do it with two kids.

[Lizzy]

And for the longest time, like, number two will be a larva pup.

[Sip]

Right.

[Lizzy]

So I'll be wearing him and, like, I'll be able to. I'll have Billy with me. And that's one of the reasons why I take him on nature walks. I want him to get more, like, more.

[Sip]

Zoned into the trail.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Like, if we're walking, like, I don't want him to be easily like, oh, I should eat this leaf now. It's like, no, I've eaten the leaf. I'm not care as much about eating that leaf now because I already ate it like nine times.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

So I'm just gonna walk to the car like a normal guy. So I'm trying to condition him to be cool. Yeah.

[Sip]

Just be cool.

[Lizzy]

Billy last night, he was not cool, but he was so cute.

[Sip]

What do you mean by not cool?

[Lizzy]

Well, so during the. We had swim in the morning, which was super cute. Nobody else showed up to class, so it was just Billy's time. And he's never really given a crap about their like, water doll. Because they have a baby.

[Sip]

What do they do with that baby.

[Lizzy]

Doll to show other kids? Like, this is what we're gonna do. Like, we're gonna go under the water. And, like, some kids need to, right? But Billy's always looked at that doll like, something's wrong with that baby. Like, why doesn't that baby move or do anything? And he's never cared about it. But this last class, he was like, I'm gonna need that baby. And he's been super, like, glued to the baby doll I got him at home, too. Like, he likes to hold it now and give it its pacifier and, like, kind of like, it's almost nurturing. And before, he used to just whack it on the floor a bunch and suck its bottle. So now he's, like, sweet. Sweet to it.

[Sip]

That's very cute.

[Lizzy]

It's really cute. I don't know where that's coming from. I wonder if it's from being in school, because there are some babies in his class that are, like, real babies. So maybe it's coming from that. But on Sunday, he. All he wanted to do was hold that baby. He held the baby during all the exercises. We put the baby outside the pool. Billy pulled himself out of the pool to go rescue the baby, and then Joe would throw the baby back in the pool, and Billy would jump in the pool to go save the baby. So now he's practicing aquatic rescue. I don't know why I said all that. He just had a big day is my point. Point. Like, so he practiced aquatic rescue. Then we had a school barbecue picnic, which was super cute. Billy lit up being around, like, all the kids and all the families, and he just, like, everybody brought, like, balls to play with, and we don't have balls because they could hurt Icky. I hear it. No, I know. No, I know. But he's my kid, too, okay? And I have to keep all my kids safe. They're safe. Safe. There's space for everyone to be safe in my home, unless it's anyone that doesn't live there, in which case you're probably in danger of being attacked by a poorly trained dog. And in that case, like, you have no business in my home. So, like, see yourself out.

[Sip]

So everyone.

[Lizzy]

Everyone, don't come in. Go away.

[Sip]

But come in and just get barked at for 30 minutes.

[Lizzy]

So Billy just started. Billy went to a soccer ball. Like, was. He was drawn to it. Like, the soccer ball called to him. Like, Billy. And he trotted over to it from across the park and Just started dribbling it.

[Sip]

Like, he's like, one three days ago.

[Lizzy]

I know. And he was just dribbling the ball. Like someone had told him how to dribble a soccer ball.

[Sip]

It was very impressive.

[Lizzy]

It was crazy. And he was so proud of himself after. He was pumping his arms and clapping, and he was so lit. And then I was, like, too tired to cook when we got. Like, when were we. The thing ended, and I'd only had, like, a hot dog for dinner, so I was like, let's just stop at Hugo's on the way home and get breakfast for dinner.

[Sip]

She's always at Hugo's. For a person that can't stop talking trash about Hugo's, it's.

[Lizzy]

I.

[Sip]

You literally always. I would say you've been going there three times on average. A week, at minimum. Yeah, okay. She loves Hugo's. Like, she can't suck its dick enough.

[Lizzy]

No, I can't.

[Sip]

And so is that me or you?

[Lizzy]

Me.

[Sip]

One of our phones is just lighting up.

[Lizzy]

I don't. It might be me.

[Sip]

Well, you do have a lot of notifications.

[Lizzy]

I have a lot of notifications. Wow. Is this all right now? No, it's going into yesterday, but so we get to Hugo's, and this is where he becomes unhinged. And honestly, I think it's my fault because I gave him a lot of bombas in the car on the way over. So he was just full of bombas, and he didn't want to eat, but he would not sit in the high chair. He's like, that's patronizing. I'm a big boy. You saw me kick a soccer ball. Like, I'm not gonna sit in the high chair. That's for babies. I'm one.

[Sip]

My boys are boycotting a second. Like, they used to love a second walk, and now they're like, no, we walk.

[Lizzy]

Let them walk.

[Sip]

Second walk. We walk.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, let them. We need to get leashes for these boys, though.

[Sip]

That's the hard part is, like, if you don't have two on two, it's. They both want to go in different directions, and they're fast, and they're climbing up everything.

[Lizzy]

We need leashes. Yeah, let's get leashes.

[Sip]

Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I like to be outside with them, too, because that's what they like, but it's just like, it's.

[Lizzy]

We need leashes.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

And I'm honestly pro leash, and Billy likes leashes, too.

[Sip]

How do you. Oh, you lock him onto your dog's leash.

[Lizzy]

He likes to play with the leashes.

[Sip]

Though. Okay, so what happened at Hugo's?

[Lizzy]

So then he was sitting in my lap, and he's like, I don't want to sit in your lap either. I want my own chair, and I want it now. And so I was like, fine, fuck. Sit in your own chair. So he's just sitting in his own chair, like, squatting in it, steaming time. No, because he's not safe. It's like he's on the brink of just eating it off the chair. Do you know what I mean? Like, I have to hold. I have to take his shirt in the back, ball it up, and hold it tight. So the whole time I'm, like, holding his shirt, eating my pancakes with one fork. Joe's on the other side of the table, like, are you okay? And it's like, no, I'm not okay. Why don't you come over here and hold your baby? I have to pee, too.

[Sip]

What celebrities were in there last night?

[Lizzy]

None.

[Sip]

I feel like there's always a celebrity.

[Lizzy]

There's always someone who you recognize, but it's like, do you know their name? No. Can you say, like, I've seen you on TV? TV? Yeah.

[Sip]

Have they been on TV for 13 years? Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Do I know the show? No.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

But, yeah, he was just sitting in his own chair, flirting with the waitress. And then every time the waitress would actually give him attention, he'd get all shy, and he'd, like, curl up in his chair in a little ball, and then he'd be like, where's she going? And he'd stand back up and look for her. And when she would make eye contact again, he'd be like, oh, she sees me and get small again. He's so cute, dude. And I was just thinking about, like, how awesome it is to, like. Like, every day with these kids just feels like a movie magic moment.

[Sip]

It is very fun. Unless they're sick.

[Lizzy]

Even when they're kind of sick.

[Sip]

Well, it is nice how much they want to be held when they're sick.

[Lizzy]

They love you when they're sick.

[Sip]

They love.

[Lizzy]

They're like, no, don't go any sleep on you. And I go, all right, let's seep on me. Let's watch another. Another version of I know what you did last summer Together.

[Sip]

Okay. Oh, you have so many Hot Topics.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I have five.

[Sip]

We should have been doing this five hours ago.

[Lizzy]

What do you mean?

[Sip]

What are you talking about? You went on for three hours about Billy's Hugos.

[Lizzy]

He's cute.

[Sip]

Okay, pick your favorite three.

[Lizzy]

My favorite three?

[Sip]

I don't even know if we have time for three, to be honest.

[Lizzy]

Okay, I'll go fast.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Obviously you haven't heard of Walton Goggins, but he's.

[Sip]

No, I have. The White Lotus, Yes. I haven't finished the season yet. No spoilers.

[Lizzy]

This season was slow. Walton Goggins, standout. He's a standout guy in everything he does. Loved him in Vice principals Love him in everything he does. By the way, only watched Fallout because he was in it and then couldn't see it through. Okay, okay, okay. Pete Davidson made some snarky remark in an article recently. Being like, Walton Goggins is being, like, forced down our gullets. And we're going to not like him in two minutes because we're overexposed to him. And it's the same fate that saw Pedro Pascal go down the drain. And it's like, what about him?

[Sip]

Pedro projected. I mean, I'm not trying to be. There was a time in which we were being shoved. Pete Davidson, love it or hate it. I'm not saying it was wrong. Okay. This is why I'm almost cutting Hot Topics. We're spreading positivity. We're vibrating high. We need everything to go.

[Lizzy]

No. You know, I love Pete Davidson's Netflix special. That made me laugh so hard.

[Sip]

His work.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Okay. But there was a time, I mean, I'm saying too, like, when he was dating Ariana and Kim and everyone, that it's like you couldn't, like, turn around without being hit with his dick in your face, period.

[Lizzy]

So Walton responded to him, and I loved what he said, which is why I picked up this story, because I just wanted to share it.

[Sip]

Oh, my God, it's so long.

[Lizzy]

It's very long.

[Sip]

Okay, so this is. What was the picture like?

[Lizzy]

It. This. The picture is just the picture of the article that. Where Pete Davidson shit talked him.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

So Walton then said on his Instagram, I saw this article and had to respond, Pete was talking about his own experience. Pete, we don't know each other, but I appreciate the heads up. We agree on one thing. Pedro Pascal isn't a good man. He's a great man. A dear friend of mine. As a 53 year old, I am acutely aware that every experience has a shelf life. That's something that I wanted to notate. Because, like, in life, that is so true. Like, every experience is fine. Like, is finite. The word, it ends.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And so it's so valuable and important to comprehend in the moment how blessed we are to have the moment.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

The moment is the blessing. It's not what you're filling it with. It is the moment.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And like, I think that's, I love that. So anyways, I appreciate so many of you going on this journey with me. I imagine a lot of you, and I don't blame you, are tired of hearing my homely. Trust me, I'm tired of saying them. I have a few things coming out that I have an obligation to talk about. Not for me, mind you, but to honor all those that worked so hard to bring these stories to fruition. When actors go on press tours for the work that they're in, it's not just for themselves. It's literally so that we, they can keep making movies so people can keep being employed.

[Sip]

It's also part of their contract. You have to promote the movie you're in. That's, that's the gig. And when you start riding a wave, it's like you start booking jobs because people are hoping if this person's in my project, they're gonna on the press tour and more people are going to watch my project.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

So that comes contractually and you're obligated to do the whole circuit, period, for every project.

[Lizzy]

So if you see something with my name on it, I encourage you not to click it unless you want to. And if you do, I appreciate the support. See me being, See me being included. See, to me, being included in this headline isn't a curse, it's a blessing. How lucky am I that this is even a possibility? I've had the good fortune of engaging in so many interesting conversations with so many of you, of collaborating with so many top shelf people across so many disciplines over the last couple of years. Way more than a poor kid from Georgia could ever have the audacity to imagine. I wouldn't take one back. So if saying yes in life more than saying no is a crime, then I'm guilty as charged. And if the headline is a possibility or an inevitability, if this is my fate, well, fuck it it, I'm going to enjoy the out of it.

[Sip]

And I think that comes with having success later in life. He's probably been working for, if he's 50, forever.

[Lizzy]

And the same is true about Pedro.

[Sip]

Pascal trying to achieve this. And I think when you, you get something a little later in life, you understand that it comes with the good and the bad and to be grateful for all of it because like, you just have to appreciate when things are good because they're inevitably gonna be not so good once again. And then they'll be good again.

[Lizzy]

Well, and also, it's just like, everything changes constantly. That's the one consistent in life. Change is gonna come no matter what. This is gonna be different tomorrow.

[Sip]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And that's kind of wonderful and beautiful because I remember specifically, like, maybe five years ago, and I was still in my old house and I looked around and I just thought, wow, this is the time pits. Like, this is a beautiful life and everything is perfect and I'm so happy I'm gonna start crying. And I got so sad in that moment because I thought, wow, this is all gonna change. But then when I look at what I have now, it's like, yeah, it's different. And it's painful in some ways because there's some people that aren't here anymore, but it's bigger and it's different. And there's, like, different pillars holding up my heart and soul, and there's different lightning rods of joy and laughter and. And no matter what, like, living for the next chapter is also, like, kind of awesome.

[Sip]

Yeah. And that's what's so beautiful about life, is you truly never know what's behind tomorrow.

[Lizzy]

No. And maybe it's a fucking Disney cruise with three boys, which could be very far if we play our cards right. We could go with it. Before I start a sleep schedule and have a blasty blast. Is it not recommended to take a four month old on a cruise or a four week old on a cruise? Chris, should we not.

[Sip]

I don't know. Have you ever been to Disneyland? Bitches are like coming straight from the hospital to Disneyland, period. They are. I'm like, I'm always just.

[Lizzy]

Some girls are trying to deliver at Disneyland because it's a lifetime of free entry.

[Sip]

Really?

[Lizzy]

I might be making that up, so don't try it. Ask your doctor.

[Sip]

Sounds like a good challenge.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, Talk to your doctor about that one, though, honestly.

[Sip]

Sounds incredible.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so we're gonna skip this one because it's not a good note.

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Taylor is not doing the halftime show for the football game.

[Sip]

And how do we get all this information? It seems like she was in talks and she was alluding to that at some point in time.

[Lizzy]

No, it seems like one conspiracy theorist on the Internet thought that because Taylor was talking about making sourdough bread, she might be doing the halftime.

[Sip]

Oh. See, the things that I have seen debunking that she's no longer doing it are saying that they wouldn't give her the rights to own the content around it or promote her own work inside of it in the way that she wanted. But that's when I started thinking with my thinking cap. How do these sources know that?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Like if it's not coming from Taylor Nation, which is essentially just Taylor.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

How do I know? But I know. I mean, I know she has publicists, but it's like, how can I believe. Because now they're saying that Adele has turned it down for similar reasons. But I'm like, how can I trust that that information is true? Because I didn't look into it more than what I saw on Instagram being.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Flood in my face, period.

[Lizzy]

Speaking of Taylor Swift and how she thinks Charlie Pluth should be a bigger artist. This is my way of talking about Selena Gomez's wedding.

[Sip]

Okay. She wore a beautiful custom Ralph Lauren dress. And that is positive.

[Lizzy]

She looked gorgeous.

[Sip]

Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

So stunning. So classic. So old timey Hollywood.

[Sip]

Like, if I ever have a wedding, I'm married. If I ever have a wedding, I want a custom Ralph Lauren dragon Us.

[Lizzy]

Get it, girl.

[Sip]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy]

Just do it.

[Sip]

Shane's never gonna marry me.

[Lizzy]

I'll marry you.

[Sip]

I mean, we're married. He's never gonna wedding. He's never gonna wedding me.

[Lizzy]

I'll wedding bed you.

[Sip]

I know he'll wedding me.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I'm not gonna have sex with you, but I'll take a nap near you.

[Sip]

I never finished that thought when you were like, I was gonna go to Vegas. Yeah. I threatened Shane. I was like, ashley Simpson means so much. I'll put this away. That's not a good time to have that.

[Lizzy]

Holster it.

[Sip]

Never a good time. Okay. I threatened Shane and I said, ashleigh Simpson means so much to me. We're taking our asses to Vegas or I am taking Elizabeth and I've already threatened her with a good time because I am not gonna lose all of this money because everything was non refundable at that point.

[Lizzy]

I sat Joe down on the couch and I was like, joe, I have to have a hard conversation with you. I might have to go to Vegas on Wednesday. He's like, for work. And I was like, yes, no. But I'm sure we'll find a way to work.

[Sip]

When have we never not work?

[Lizzy]

When have we never not working? I'm not gonna enjoy it because I'm honestly not specifically tethered to Ashley Simpson emotionally. But I probably know a couple songs and we'll make the best of the moment.

[Sip]

Right? Okay, sorry. Back to your story anyway.

[Lizzy]

Taylor Swift, Charlie Pluth, who fucking cares about this guy? Sorry.

[Sip]

He's a great songwriter.

[Lizzy]

Period.

[Sip]

Yeah, he really is all.

[Lizzy]

I know him from his TikTok, where he goes like, I was walking down the street and someone dropped a brass knob on the floor, and it sounded like clickety kick clack, clicky clack. So I wrote this song, and it's called Clickety Clack.

[Sip]

And it was probably catchy.

[Lizzy]

I'm sure it was, but I can't remember it. All I remember is the lead into it, which I'm just like, okay, dude, everyone's trying their.

[Sip]

But isn't it crazy that all roads are leading to social media and YouTube? Like, it's crazy that now celebrities want to be a YouTuber. Yeah, like, all these celebrities are just, like, dying to be YouTubers now. And I'm like, oh, God.

[Lizzy]

And everybody hold the phone up to my mouse.

[Sip]

Shane told me he didn't want to.

[Lizzy]

Just use your own.

[Sip]

Oh, no. I thought. No, I didn't think about that.

[Lizzy]

No, I was gonna say, and everyone wants a podcast now.

[Sip]

Shane said he had seen somebody say the other day, like, what's the point of becoming, like, a rich, successful celebrity if you still have to podcast? And I was like, period. What is the point? No, if I was Amy Poehler, you. There's not an amount that would have me sit my ass down and interview other celebrities and, like, suck their dick. I just wouldn't do it.

[Lizzy]

Have you seen her show casually? It doesn't seem like that's what's happening. She seems. What?

[Sip]

Siri from Chris's phone is talking to us. Siri is. My phone is. I just mean, like, I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Was that. I didn't hear it.

[Sip]

If I have $35 million. Yeah, I bet Amy has more than that. If I have $100 million.

[Lizzy]

I don't think Amy Poehler has $100 million.

[Sip]

You don't think so? No, I mean, see? Okay, let me see what Google thinks. I mean, they think you're worth 1500Amy Polar. Net worth. Let's see. 25 million. Okay. She needs a podcast.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Sip]

It's not.

[Lizzy]

I love podcasting today.

[Sip]

I love podcasting, too, but we're podcasters, period. I mean, we are YouTubers.

[Lizzy]

I had a moment at this picnic for my son's school where I thought, today I'm going to tell people I'm on a podcast. Think. Sometimes I get a little nervous when someone's like, what do you do? And I go, I. I create content. But not porn, not sex. I don't.

[Sip]

This isn't a result of my work.

[Lizzy]

I know it's confusing because I'm so sexy, but I don't do it. Anyone.

[Sip]

I know it's a little embarrassing in today's world.

[Lizzy]

Well, but now I'm. I was yesterday I was ready to be like, I'm on a very successful podcast with my best friend.

[Sip]

I think after five years and employing us wonderfully.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Safe to say we're podcasters, and honestly.

[Lizzy]

I think we have fun.

[Sip]

I mean, we definitely have fun.

[Lizzy]

Okay. I didn't want to speak for you. I have fun.

[Sip]

What do you mean? It's a great job.

[Lizzy]

I.

[Sip]

Well, so bitches dream of being able to do this. Look at us. We're sitting on a couch talking about nothing, and thank God anybody's listening.

[Lizzy]

No. Like, once a week, I sit down and talk to my best friend about stuff I would talk to him about for no money.

[Sip]

The other day, we did this for fun, and I was like, should have. We filmed that. And Lizzie was like, no, we needed this.

[Lizzy]

No, I needed it so bad. Poor Joe. I'm always like, I just want to hang out with him. And he's always like, let's work. No, but what's the difference?

[Sip]

But for. There isn't really a difference.

[Lizzy]

There isn't really a difference. But it feels different.

[Sip]

But before we had kids, we would do this and hang out.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

And now that we both have kids, we really only work.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah. No, but. No, it's. I don't think. Don't blame the kids.

[Sip]

No, no, I don't blame the kids. I kind of blame the kids.

[Lizzy]

Blame success. Because I feel like when you get more success.

[Sip]

No, before we had kids, we were down at Disneyland, spending the night, multiple nights.

[Lizzy]

Let's go. Let's go this week. Let's take the kids.

[Sip]

You want to take the kids?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

I would say maybe not this week. Oh, my loser.

[Lizzy]

Do you see what I'm saying?

[Sip]

Well, no, we're so. We. We just got out of the. Like, I haven't even got my routine from the sickness. You know what I'm saying?

[Lizzy]

Where is this hair coming from?

[Sip]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Sip]

Any more Hot Topics? Because we've been talking.

[Lizzy]

No, I didn't even talk about Charlie Pluth.

[Sip]

What about him? I feel like I got.

[Lizzy]

He did a concert on the night of Selena Gomez's wedding where he sang the song that they sing together. And, like, one of the lyrics is, like, a sad lyric, like, I wonder what dress she's wearing tonight.

[Sip]

Did they used to date?

[Lizzy]

Yes. And they wrote that song together.

[Sip]

And Selena Gomez. I guess that's more People were thinking about Justin Bieber.

[Lizzy]

I know. But the fact that Charlie had had a. Like, a jazz show that night and decided to sing a song he wrote with Selena, like, 16 years ago, it's just funny. It's just funny. Okay. It's just funny. What are you doing?

[Sip]

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[Lizzy]

I was just going to say I'm a person who has a lot of financial anxiety, and when I have anxiety about something, I tend to bury my head in the sand. But all that does is breed more anxiety. So when Rocket Money organizes my finances for me in a way that I can just look at it and act upon it, I have no anxiety.

[Sip]

Before, I would just be like, it should be fine. It should be fine. But you're anxious because you don't know.

[Lizzy]

You don't know.

[Sip]

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[Lizzy]

Welcome back to the sip.com After 400.

[Sip]

Hours of debating and being presented with a lot of options, we have decided we're going to.

[Lizzy]

BJ.

[Sip]

Do they supply BJ's?

[Lizzy]

No, but you do.

[Sip]

Why would they name their that?

[Lizzy]

It must be someone's, like, name.

[Sip]

It's a family restaurant who, like, that's like naming. And then they start Bentley James, you.

[Lizzy]

Know, And Ryland has never had a.

[Sip]

Pizookie, ever, which is crazy.

[Lizzy]

Say what it is, Ryland.

[Sip]

I keep Paizuki Pazuki.

[Lizzy]

You keep going Paizuki.

[Sip]

Well, I've never had one Paizuki. How is a person that's never had one supposed to know?

[Lizzy]

I bet you we get it in front of you. You go, oh, you mean this? You mean a paizuki?

[Sip]

I don't know. Yeah, we're trying to find something Halloween themed. The Burger King Halloween menu doesn't come out until tomorrow, but the more we sip, the more I learn it's all the same stuff, just branded Halloween.

[Lizzy]

I'm so hungry.

[Sip]

I'm actually really hungry too. It's 1:43 in the afternoon. Took us 300 hours to get ready to film the sip. Nobody said, dad. There's so many things I'm excited about. They make their own in house root beer, which is fantastic. They have incredible avocado egg rolls. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. Better than Chili's. Different.

[Lizzy]

But Chili's doesn't have an avocado egg roll.

[Sip]

Okay, well, I'm excited to experience this with you and you all. This is gonna be fun. I don't think I've been to a BJ's. I don't think I've really ever experienced a BJ's. I've been in once and had, like, an appetizer, but that was probably 12 years ago.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you gonna experience her today, girl.

[Sip]

All right, we'll see you at BJ's.

[Lizzy]

Here, sniff this popper.

[Sip]

Just kidding. It's not safe to show Lizzie a menu. She goes, am I gonna run up the bill?

[Lizzy]

I might.

[Sip]

Yeah. I mean, it's be. How expensive is it? It's got to be reasonable.

[Lizzy]

Take a lot for me to run this bill up, but I'll do it.

[Sip]

That's what I'm saying. When we were at the steakhouse and it was caviar, I was like, I don't know. Do I look like somebody that uses their body for work with these glasses?

[Lizzy]

Absolutely.

[Sip]

Or am I not controlling? Oh, my gosh. Am I managing the women that do?

[Lizzy]

I honestly think you look like Elvis. Feels like I'm being stung by a bee right now.

[Sip]

It.

[Lizzy]

No, I have to stop the milking.

[Sip]

Wait, what? It's like a music video.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it's exactly. Wow.

[Sip]

I feel like I'm more successful than I am with these glasses.

[Lizzy]

Can I try them on?

[Sip]

Yeah. Do you. Should we see what you look like in them? They really do something for you. And they. Because they have a yellow.

[Lizzy]

Am I cool?

[Sip]

You're kind of cool.

[Lizzy]

No. You've popped.

[Sip]

You just want me to. No, I was honest. I said kinda, but not really. There's Burger King. There's the Burger King we were gonna go to.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. I look kind of cool. Cool.

[Sip]

No, I literally said verbatim.

[Lizzy]

It's like. It's kind of. It's kind of giving me pregnant nose. Do you see what I'm saying? Like, it's making my nose look bigger.

[Sip]

If you guys were curious what the after sip is like, it's like this. I'm just saying it's just us looking.

[Lizzy]

At ourselves as a viewfinder.

[Sip]

Except a lot more swear. It's just us screaming at each other. Way more swearing.

[Lizzy]

And Chris is sucking all of our dicks.

[Sip]

Don't tell them. And then we go to BJ's to feel better about it. Of course, there's a car behind it. It looks a little abandoned. Right?

[Lizzy]

I mean, that's just not where we're going, though.

[Sip]

Also no one.

[Lizzy]

That's literally where we're going.

[Sip]

What are you talking about? No, that.

[Lizzy]

That. We're not going into that barrel, okay? We're going into the door.

[Sip]

BJ's is open very, very late, and this is a place people go late. Really? Yeah.

[Lizzy]

We wouldn't understand late, Chris.

[Sip]

No, we wouldn't.

[Lizzy]

We're early to bed, early to rise. And what did Benjamin Franklin say about that makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise?

[Sip]

Did he die to do? I'm just kidding.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Sip]

You guys just missed my son sneeze. Okay, so, like, what's this, an arcade? It's just all of the restaurant. Well, doesn't it seem like this should Be the front door. I. I see what you're saying. That's the grand entrance. Why are we entering over here? That's where the name is. Okay, who's going to touch the door? I'm not getting sick. I should get the hand sanitizer.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. When it hits, it hits, right? Guys, I just stepped on God.

[Sip]

Oh, no. I feel like that's the end for me. I cannot believe I stepped on Gone. I'm so.

[Lizzy]

I can believe it. He's got the kind of karma coming. You do.

[Sip]

Are we gonna get a copy? And this is very loud. It is like such a crazy looking. Yeah, it is. It is a world famous. Yeah, this is home of the world famous paizuki. Yes. People know about a bazooki, but if you look. So they have the spooky pizookie thing right there front and center. But they also have this really cool thing that Lizzy pointed out.

[Lizzy]

It's a baby. It's a bathtub full of alcohol and a little duck.

[Sip]

We just walked by someone who was eating a spooky pizookie and she said it's fantastic. Really? No, I didn't bring it. I have the light in my purse at the office. That's fine.

[Lizzy]

We're beautiful.

[Sip]

We're beautiful.

[Lizzy]

We're actually hitting really good soft light right now.

[Sip]

Thanks. Okay, so what are we getting for the appetizer?

[Lizzy]

Oh, thank you.

[Sip]

Oh, thanks.

[Lizzy]

My friend forgot his spooky pizza spray.

[Sip]

I'm not trying to be crazy, but the kid behind us was coughing like crazy.

[Lizzy]

Super crazy. I was like, girl, are you crazy?

[Sip]

So I was like, I got to get out of there. I don't need the bathtub of alcohol after being in Vegas for a week.

[Lizzy]

But if Chris wants a non alcoholic one, cuz I need the bathtub of alcohol.

[Sip]

We want the. We want the D. So what is this? Is this different than the bazooki?

[Lizzy]

Hello?

[Sip]

Okay, They've got a good playlist. The vibe is right. It is huge. Like Chris was saying in here. And the menu so far looks incredible. We couldn't stop with the appetizers. We were like, we've gotta get it. It's so crazy. So we got the avocado egg rolls, the fried couscous, Mac and cheese balls, the deep dish chili cheese nachos, and then what else did you get?

[Lizzy]

The Friedman freckles.

[Sip]

The freckles.

[Lizzy]

Because one thing about me is if there's a fried pickle, I'm gonna get it.

[Sip]

Oh, that's. I didn't understand what it was. Oh, My gosh. They have steaks, they have spaghetti.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah.

[Sip]

Okay. Oh, they've got all sorts of. All their desserts look like pazuki.

[Lizzy]

You know what? We're probably gonna eat your float. I'm not a doctor, but I have.

[Sip]

A feeling the root beer is made. Made in house. Even if you're not a root beer person, the root beer here is special. And a root beer float. I haven't had a good one of those forever. I mean, I can't remember the last time.

[Lizzy]

I'm gonna get a wedge salad. Also, we're running up the bill.

[Sip]

Let it run. We're gonna be sick.

[Lizzy]

Put it in neutral. Push it down the hill.

[Sip]

Is the vibe in here better than Chili's?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, of course it is.

[Sip]

Who's then where have we been? Nobody talks about BJ's. I know.

[Lizzy]

It's crazy. You're all talking about Chili's. Like, it doesn't taste like their water is nasty sink water.

[Sip]

It is. It is.

[Lizzy]

It's nasty sink water. And honestly, it translates to the margaritas.

[Sip]

There we go. We're going to get copywritten. She's so we will step on gum in their parking lot.

[Lizzy]

That's because they're trying to get rid of people who have a low tolerance.

[Sip]

For a low vibration.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We want a high vibration up in this picture.

[Sip]

Okay. We'll see you when the food comes.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Sip]

Couscous, Mac and cheese, Fried couscous. Mac and cheese ball.

[Lizzy]

Two different sauces.

[Sip]

Oh, yeah, the light bubble. Gorgeous. Oh, Lizzie's. Cut her in half. Oh, wow. If there's something about me, it's that I like goose fix.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it's really good.

[Sip]

Wait, really? Even without a sauce?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. I'm gonna do both the sauces, though.

[Sip]

Yeah. What are the sauces?

[Lizzy]

I'm about to find out.

[Sip]

Oh, wow. How hot is it on the inside?

[Lizzy]

Not very hot. I have independently sauced each with the different sauces. That is really good.

[Sip]

The Mac and cheese is that of a KFC Mac and cheese.

[Lizzy]

No, it's better.

[Sip]

Better, but it has a similar flavor profile. And then you get the nice little couscous kick.

[Lizzy]

I have no idea what these sauces are.

[Sip]

Pop one in your mouth.

[Lizzy]

The red one's like a spicy something.

[Sip]

I'm living right now. I need you to know I'm so happy. First off, looks amazing. It's everything I love in life. It's fantastic. I love the crunch. I love a Mac and cheese bowl. It pleases the crowd. It's a crowd pleaser. Some might say.

[Lizzy]

Can you imagine if we had to come here?

[Sip]

No. If we would have been stuck at.

[Lizzy]

Popeyes if we had gone to dreadful, dreary Burger King where everyone gets depressed. Look at us. This is supposed to save our lives.

[Sip]

We're having a great time. And we did also smoking crack, but it's not a big deal. We finished recording today, and Lizzy was like. It was like we did so much cocaine for the ad reads. And I was like, no, I think it was fine. She goes, no. We were like, on level 1800. It was a lot. We also ordered the entire menu. Like, I'm like, we up the bill. We could not stop. And was. He was like, if we were being crazy, we'd get this. And I said, do it. Who am I to stop us from having a crazy great time? Rylan, what would you give it out of 10? Oh, well, if we just. It.

[Lizzy]

Cuz I'm so hungry.

[Sip]

Yeah, I think it's. It's a fried Mac and cheese ball. Done well, I would. I don't want to go like crazy and say it's the best thing I've ever had, but I'll give it a solid 8 out of 10. Duncan, in this. I like this sauce, actually. It's, like, cheesy. Oh, I love it.

[Lizzy]

I like the red or the pink.

[Sip]

What? I haven't had it with the sauce yet. Maybe that would up my score.

[Lizzy]

This one's a little spicy.

[Sip]

I like a little bit playful. Describe playful.

[Lizzy]

I can't, honestly. It's like you can double dip. Both of them. Them.

[Sip]

Don't. Chris doesn't want to double dip with us. Oh, the spice works for me. It balances out it out in a way that I needed.

[Lizzy]

The yellow sauce is kind of fondue.

[Sip]

Chris said it added a cheese flavor. Like, it rounds out the cheese. I love it, actually. The more I go, the more I love it.

[Lizzy]

You guys are so lucky I don't have a dick. They would be in this. I would be sticking it in every single one. Like a. Like a kebab. Like a Mac and piece. Like a couscous. Mac and cheese, dick kebab. And I would make all of you kneel before me and just take one off at a time.

[Sip]

She brought us lemons with our water. Oh, I was complimenting your lemons without it being asked. It was incredible. Whoa. Those are fried pickles.

[Lizzy]

These are freckles.

[Sip]

They're good. So Chris said their root beer is made inhouse. What is your rating on a scale of 1 to 10? It's the best. Root beer I've ever had. It's not even close. It's. It is like. It's handcraft. It's handmade. I have friends who hate root beer, but love this. I'm not the, like, I like root beer. I'm not the biggest fan of the world, but like their root beer is so. Hold on. I didn't know you guys were like sleeping on BJ's. Like why did nobody tell me about BJ's? It's as good as I remember. What are those?

[Lizzy]

A prickle.

[Sip]

So a fried pickle.

[Lizzy]

Uh huh.

[Sip]

Very hot.

[Lizzy]

Very fresh.

[Sip]

Very hot. I don't want to burn my mouth and ruin the experience of this whole dining experience.

[Lizzy]

I think this is the spicy shit again. And then there's ranch as well.

[Sip]

I get it now, cuz it's shaped like a French fry. I'm slow, but I get it and I love it. Freckle.

[Lizzy]

A freckle. It's pretty good.

[Sip]

Fried. Fried. Fried pickle. I think we could work on that.

[Lizzy]

A freckle?

[Sip]

No, I think it's great. Well, it's fried and it's a pickle. Pickle. Whatever.

[Lizzy]

Fry. It's a fried pickle. Or as experts would call it, a freckle.

[Sip]

I love it. I almost wish it was a little bit more fried somehow. Like a little more batter or something. I don't know. But I love it. What do you think?

[Lizzy]

You're crazy for that.

[Sip]

Yeah, I think you need to. I think you need balance it out with the ranch. The ranch? Really?

[Lizzy]

Oh, always. You can't just eat a dry freckle. Everyone knows you got to spit on it first.

[Sip]

But I love it. I love it. I love.

[Lizzy]

There's a design flaw. Look up.

[Sip]

They're falling out.

[Lizzy]

They're falling out.

[Sip]

Well, I didn't have that issue cuz I ate it like really smart. I went crunched hard.

[Lizzy]

Listen, smartest guy I know when it comes to eating a freckle at Penn State that he majored in fresh consumption.

[Sip]

Okay. Lizzy did bring up a concern that is valid. She was like, hot avocado is sus. And I was like, I hear your concern, yet I'm. It doesn't stop me from ordering it. Oh, I hope you like it. I'm so curious. What do you. What is this sauce? It smells like a soy sauce.

[Lizzy]

It's probably like a sweetie soy sauce. I think it needs the sauce.

[Sip]

Oh no, he hates me. It's a little more like.

[Lizzy]

Why would you heat up an avocado?

[Sip]

Well, no, I was gonna Say it has the more, like, Asian flair than chill chilies, which is a little bit different.

[Lizzy]

I will say, literally, a Southwest egg roll.

[Sip]

Okay, I like chili's, but. Sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Lizzy]

Comparable.

[Sip]

What's this? Just a avocado egg roll.

[Lizzy]

Yes. Are you joking? That's literally what it's called.

[Sip]

It's just. It has a similar. Whatever. Both of them are egg rolls. I prefer chilies, but this is not bad. It's not something I would reject. It's not something I would see and be like, no, let me try with the sauce. Yeah, the crunchy flag. The sauce changes everything. Yeah, it's very good with the sauce. I'll still say I like chilies more.

[Lizzy]

But what's the vibe on the warm avocado?

[Sip]

I haven't had anything here in forever, but I used to love BJ's. There's nothing wrong. Like, it's good. I don't know what it. For me, that's like eight out of ten. Nine. Like, it's very. For me. I love avocados. I love the crunch. I don't know. It's. I love it.

[Lizzy]

I shouldn't have tried it. I really shouldn't have.

[Sip]

We led you wrong.

[Lizzy]

I don't know if I can finish it in my mouth.

[Sip]

Oh, well, I don't know what to tell you. We don't have to. Napkin. That is awful. Wait, really? Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Are you joking?

[Sip]

What's wrong with you?

[Lizzy]

Do not heat an avocado.

[Sip]

You hate a heated avocado.

[Lizzy]

I could kill myself after that.

[Sip]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Maybe it's a pregnancy thing.

[Sip]

I'm sorry. Okay. You didn't know the crunch is. Well, you knew. You knew that I could not eat a heated avocado. And then you ate the heated avocado.

[Lizzy]

Well, the way you guys were talking about it, it was good. It's like when we all smoke crack for the first time. You guys are like, this is great. You shouldn't try it.

[Sip]

The. The crunch is satisfying. The way we all just gasped when these got put down. And our waitress said, they look extremely good today. She's like, I wish I was eating with you, they look so good.

[Lizzy]

She should eat with us.

[Sip]

I'll let her. Anyone can try this. Look. Look at this. Look at this.

[Lizzy]

Look at this one. I'm pulling out right here.

[Sip]

Here. They're ripping.

[Lizzy]

Are you out of your freaking mind?

[Sip]

Oh, and they didn't, like, go, oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

Here's an exception. I will eat guacamole on a nacho.

[Sip]

Okay, okay, okay. O reaction.

[Lizzy]

It's a mixture of like melted cheese and nacho cheese.

[Sip]

And the chili is.

[Lizzy]

It's a nice touch.

[Sip]

Normally I'm not like a, like crazy into chili, but it's good here. It really is like comfort food.

[Lizzy]

I'm gonna get more chili on my chip.

[Sip]

A little bit of this. Oh, my God, that cheese bowl was insane. Oh, it's still falling. Okay. I'm the happiest person alive. Everything's fanta. Everything's good. Honestly, I'm going to have to bring Shane here for the nacho. We're like nachos girls. And like, we have like our favorite nachos in the world. But these are different but good in a great way. Wow. I'm glad it's still good. Cuz when you haven't been to a place in a while, like, sometimes you remember it better than it was.

[Lizzy]

Like Chang.

[Sip]

Yeah. Yeah. Sometimes even chilies, to be honest. Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Also always chilies.

[Sip]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. It's days like today that make work not feel like work. Oh, my God, look at this.

[Sip]

Oh, we have so much food already and this is an event. This is just appetizers. We literally went so crazy today. Whatever. It's Monday.

[Lizzy]

You guys got to meet us at BJ's.

[Sip]

We need help finishing this on. Get over here right now, girls. Hurry up. Okay, I just want everyone to know the nachos are the best appetizer on the table by far, in my opinion.

[Lizzy]

We've almost finished the plate.

[Sip]

These deep dish chili nachos. And they didn't just like, put it on the top. They cared about every layer. We're like, digging and we're like, over here, guys. Over to the right. You're going to find a whole new world. Seriously, we're like tipping each other off to the different sections of these nachos. Nachos. They're like uncovering something great at every turn.

[Lizzy]

And there's so many that we're all being cordial. Nobody feels like there's like an opportunity cost of sharing some good news.

[Sip]

I agree. And the goodness is just. There's more to love everywhere you look.

[Lizzy]

Like, look at this. We're four hours into this nacho plate and I'm still finding loads like this.

[Sip]

And this thing that they put it in is still warm, so it's still getting cheese pulls all this time later. Fantastic. Other places need to take note because nachos are an important staple of my life. Life. And so I'm glad that I've discovered this. Yes.

[Lizzy]

Like, look at this girl.

[Sip]

Bless me. Wow. This buffalo pizza looks so Crazy. It looks fantastic. Are you kidding me? Oh, mommy. Wow, that's gorgeous. Your salmon actually looks really good too. It's really tasty here. Yeah, I love it.

[Lizzy]

You trying to play it cool in.

[Sip]

Front of your ent? Whoa. Can I have a bite of that?

[Lizzy]

We got this for all of us.

[Sip]

Okay, so everyone gets one piece of. I am dying to try that. Wow.

[Lizzy]

Literally, as far as I'm concerned, everyone can have a bite of everything. Fine. Do you want to try the steak? Cuz I know you're having a hard time choosing between the steak. Chris, can I give you a piece of my steak?

[Sip]

Yeah. This is like the. The dough is so, like, airy and, like, fluffy.

[Lizzy]

Are you trembling?

[Sip]

Oh, wow. The dough is nice.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. Deep dish.

[Sip]

Oh, look at that.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, that's the cheese.

[Sip]

The crust at the back. Oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it's hot, girl.

[Sip]

It's like hugging me.

[Lizzy]

It's like hugging me. I'm having more fun here than I've met myself. And I can finally give myself the hug I've wanted my whole life.

[Sip]

I'm just saying it. I like the food here more than I like Cracker Barrel.

[Lizzy]

Cracker Barrel made me violently ill, honestly.

[Sip]

It did to me too, after, if I'm being honest.

[Lizzy]

Did I not text you guys?

[Sip]

You guys think we're gonna feel good after this?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

You're in for a rude awakening. I have quinoa on my plate. I'm healthy and.

[Lizzy]

Whoa. Say that.

[Sip]

Quinoa. Is that wrong?

[Lizzy]

Quinoa.

[Sip]

How do you say it? Quinoa.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Quinoa.

[Lizzy]

Quinoa.

[Sip]

Quinoa.

[Lizzy]

He says it weird, right?

[Sip]

Well, the first time he said quinoa, right?

[Lizzy]

And then quinoa.

[Sip]

Quinoa. Okay. This. Yeah. Oh, my God, the pizza. Yes. Are you gonna take a piece? I think we all know what yours sat. Your power bowl is going to taste like, but you can review it if you'd like. I mean, this is not the most exciting thing. This was just a meal for me. It was less exciting for the s. Just me.

[Lizzy]

You're literally being such a toxic boyfriend of that protein bowl.

[Sip]

I. I mean, I love it. It's my go to. It's fantastic. But I'm also broken and can't have a lot of things, so it's good for me and my brokenness. And what's not good for you is this hot sauce pizza. No, this will be really bad for me. But it looks so good. Okay, okay, okay. Good dog. Is what makes this. You're right. It's hugging.

[Lizzy]

It's a ride.

[Sip]

It's like, I love those, like, fluffy, like, focaccia breads. It's almost like one of those kind of. Oh, it's very good. It's so good.

[Lizzy]

I want blue cheese on it.

[Sip]

You're crazy. That does sound fun. Okay, I forgot the reason we came here was for a pizookie.

[Lizzy]

Oh, right.

[Sip]

And we are, like, overdosing. I don't even know how that's gonna be. Be possible. My burger just came and I was like, I don't need more food. I got. It's a jalapeno. Crispy jalapeno bites. It does look gorge. The mashed potato bites are a loaded mashed potato. How's your salad?

[Lizzy]

It's everything a girl could ask for. Wow.

[Sip]

I literally forgot about the position. We're in trouble, girls. The spooky I got. Scientifically, there's food tummy and dessert tummy, and they're separate and unrelated.

[Lizzy]

So your dessert tummy is empty.

[Sip]

Yes, exactly.

[Lizzy]

Your food tummy is full.

[Sip]

Yeah. The dessert is so far. I would come here and get the nachos and the personal pizza.

[Lizzy]

Is my baby shower going to be here?

[Sip]

You want to rearrange that? This is big enough for your baby. Like, there's a lot of rooms.

[Lizzy]

Spencer wouldn't have to valet.

[Sip]

Oh, my gosh. She is so stuck on Spencer valeting at the birthday party or at the whatever. Okay, I'm going to take a bite of this. Let's say the burgers cooked perfectly. If I'm being honest, they could use a better bun. Oh, if I'm just being critical. I've been so gracious about so many things. It's not bad. It could just be a better bun. But it's delicious. You can. I haven't touched this. If you want half, Chris, you can have half.

[Lizzy]

He's starving.

[Sip]

Oh, the fried jalapeno falling out. We're gonna be sick.

[Lizzy]

No. Happiest.

[Sip]

Wow. Is it a match? What is this, Elizabeth?

[Lizzy]

It's a load of mashed potatoes to go with my steak.

[Sip]

Oh, it's a mash.

[Lizzy]

What are you doing with that knife?

[Sip]

I'm scooping some out. Oh, this is a brand new fork. Okay, I need some of the toppings.

[Lizzy]

They're loaded.

[Sip]

It's good. Wow. It's really good. I had a feeling. Oh, my God. Yeah, I was feeling self conscious about my bowl because everything else is so fantastic. And this is like. Like a lighter, healthier meal. But it's very tasty. It's very tasty. Tasty. The salmon looks very nice. You gotta get the blackened salmon here. The regular salmon's not it, but the blackened salmon is really good. Looks like they executed it well. I. Normally, I forgot to say no tomatoes, but other than that, Gerd friendly. I'm gonna start shouting out gerd friendly Meals for my gerd girlies.

[Lizzy]

I love that.

[Sip]

My gerd girlies.

[Lizzy]

Should we make gerd girly merch?

[Sip]

Okay. These are my favorite kind of fries. Like, I don't really know how to explain it other than. Yes, they have, like, the added crunch. Not thick, not thin. You know, just thick enough.

[Lizzy]

Someone say it like me. Right. Tricky lover.

[Sip]

Oh, so good. I'm gonna be sick.

[Lizzy]

I'm not sick yet.

[Sip]

Oh, I forgot the pizooki.

[Lizzy]

Coming.

[Sip]

The pizookie. Oh, we didn't get the ruby quoil. What are we gonna do with it? I honestly don't have the capacity for it.

[Lizzy]

No. It's like I would have to cut off one of my legs. Hollow it out.

[Sip]

We'll be back. Part two. There will be a part two, what.

[Lizzy]

In like, two hours?

[Sip]

No, like, in two months.

[Lizzy]

I want it now.

[Sip]

Oh, get it then if you want it.

[Lizzy]

Where am I gonna put it?

[Sip]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

I don't have the capacity. I don't have the bandwidth right now. Are we doing vlogmas?

[Sip]

What?

[Lizzy]

Are we gonna vlogmas?

[Sip]

I mean, I'm gonna vlogmas my way. Vlogmas your way? I don't know. Every day, bro.

[Lizzy]

No, there's no way. I'm not.

[Sip]

Sandy, you're about to, like, have a child in that month. I know.

[Lizzy]

I can't block, Miss.

[Sip]

No, you can't.

[Lizzy]

Doesn't kill good and fun anymore.

[Sip]

I kept telling Lizzy, I'm going to be like, I'm unwell. I'm sick. I'm not doing good. And she's like, I'm fine.

[Lizzy]

I'm fine.

[Sip]

And we're all sitting in silence, just, like, processing. And she started speaking, like, in tongues.

[Lizzy]

Not yet. I want to go home right now.

[Sip]

I want to be home right now when it hits.

[Lizzy]

It hits.

[Sip]

You know what I mean? Oh, it hit and we see. Have a paizuki come in.

[Lizzy]

That's not what it's called.

[Sip]

What is it called then?

[Lizzy]

Cookie.

[Sip]

Oh, man. I need to go walk, like, 18,000.

[Lizzy]

Steps for a little walk and come back for the Suzuki. Should we go for a little.

[Sip]

We'll be right back.

[Lizzy]

Let's go buy sambas at the mall and come back for the pazuki.

[Sip]

Sambas?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. All the cool girls Are wearing them.

[Sip]

And I really want to.

[Lizzy]

They're little tiny shoes for cute girls.

[Sip]

You hear this?

[Lizzy]

And they'd come. Come back for the pazuki.

[Sip]

We already ordered it.

[Lizzy]

It's being we already or when did we order it?

[Sip]

We did. I was.

[Lizzy]

I. I don't know that we did.

[Sip]

Maybe you weren't with us.

[Lizzy]

I. I've been here.

[Sip]

I don't know that you have.

[Lizzy]

Did we really order the pazuki already?

[Sip]

Hey, that ice cream that's melting on the top of the paizuki, they could.

[Lizzy]

Give it to anyone else. You know what I mean?

[Sip]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

Oh, did we already order the pizookie?

[Sip]

Yes, we did.

[Lizzy]

Really? Wow.

[Sip]

Blacking out from food.

[Lizzy]

Well, you gotta pour this on it.

[Sip]

Oh, my God. Okay, wait. You pour it on it.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And it hardens.

[Sip]

I'm really. Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy]

Are you ready? Are you ready?

[Sip]

Yeah. Do we have a clean plate to, like, give Chris half of it?

[Lizzy]

Take the mashed potatoes off the fat plate or put it in there to go there. Are y' all ready for this? Are you ready? Are you ready? Who's ready? Get ready. It's the pizookie countdown.

[Sip]

Can you do it on half? I don't like hardened chocolate. I'm just saying. Yeah, just keep it on one side.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Oh.

[Sip]

My God. It doesn't look like it's hardening.

[Lizzy]

It will.

[Sip]

You think so?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it's supposed to. See?

[Sip]

Wow. She's gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

She is.

[Sip]

That she is that girl. It does look really good. Why don't you fork full, like, a huge piece for yourself, Chris? This. Boo.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Chris. Is elected to go for the hardened chocolate side. This is my commentary.

[Sip]

You're going to need more ice cream than that. You don't have it? Do you not want any of it, Chris? I want some ice cream. Okay. If you're satisfied. I've had them. This is your first one. I want you. I want to make sure I get, like, some of the cookie. Okay. Some of the ice cream.

[Lizzy]

Ah, Hot.

[Sip]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

Someone said that's hot.

[Sip]

I mean.

[Lizzy]

Ow. It's really hot.

[Sip]

The brownie cookie base is really good. Yeah. And you get the Oreo. I mean, how could you go wrong?

[Lizzy]

It's good.

[Sip]

It's really good. Yeah. Let me see.

[Lizzy]

I'm a little concerned about all the dyes.

[Sip]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

But it is good, sir, because the.

[Sip]

Orange is just vanilla. She said, right?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Yeah. But that. Is it a brownie or is it a cookie?

[Lizzy]

I think it's a brownie.

[Sip]

I was a little. Love our wig. Oh, yeah. She. She did say the sprinkles weren't supposed to go on top. I think that that's where we would have put them anyways. It would have ended up on top. He made it cuter. Yes. Be chance. That's so incredible. Your G is singing. It's. Yeah. I. My favorite dessert is something that combines a hot and a cold in a thing. The like cold ice cream, the hot bazooki, the brown. Oh, it's so cold.

[Lizzy]

And the gummy.

[Sip]

No, you're right. No, that's. Hardens too hard and then it's disgusting. This. Wow, this is good. Oh, wow. Look at the chocolate sprinkle. Hardened with the sprinkles.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Sip]

Okay, that looks interesting.

[Lizzy]

I'm bordering on, like, not. Okay.

[Sip]

I'm gonna devour this and then we've gotta go be sick. It's so good. I literally have to leave the restaurant to stop eating it. Like, I'm so glad you like it.

[Lizzy]

Okay, this is not related to anything in particular and none of you can care, but is it weird if I buy my son a sleep sack that has doodles on it when we don't have a doodle?

[Sip]

A little bit.

[Lizzy]

But, like, they're cute.

[Sip]

If you think they're cute, then it's fine.

[Lizzy]

There's like doodles and poop and Pomeranians.

[Sip]

I mean, what are on mine? I don't have horses and I have a horse one, I guess, but it's like.

[Lizzy]

It's weird if it's like a doodle.

[Sip]

Yeah. I'm sick.

[Lizzy]

I am definitely unwell.

[Sip]

Goodbye. Oh, and that's the set.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that is the set. I'm sorry, I was.

[Sip]

That's it, right?

[Lizzy]

I was caught up in this kite baby world and picking out a new sleep set cuz my. My kids sleep at school today.

[Sip]

So sick. Okay, we'll outro in the car because I can't right now. I need to, like, readjust.

[Lizzy]

Oh, thank you. Thank you, everybody. Thank you for all the stuff that you've done for us. First and foremost, but not limited to and be advised, the next list is AD Infinitis.

[Sip]

Thank you so much. Have a great day. Oh, I love her pin. Cute.

[Lizzy]

Chris has a vlog channel. Ryland has a channel. Shane has a vlog channel.

[Sip]

Happy five years, girls. Thank you so much for supporting. I feel drunk. I feel like I could come over there. That's why all this.

[Lizzy]

This is the pizza party in the bathroom.

[Sip]

I could come over there and blow all of you for supporting us for five years.

[Lizzy]

Are you kidding me?

[Sip]

That seems appropriate, right?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it's more BJ's. If you're not sucking dick, who is?

[Sip]

Well, thank you, girls, for the support. It means everything to us. It is so fun to be able to go to BJ's and eat for our job. We love you so much. We'll see you next Wednesday. Goodbye. And.

[Lizzy]

And that's the set. Just a little bit more on the.

[Sip]

We're. We're leaving. And we're. We've had to make a pit stop.

[Lizzy]

I'm leaving, too. I just want to make sure that we have enough puki to make it.

[Sip]

We have to have enough to make it to the car. We wouldn't get to the car without the. Oh, you're right. She's right.

[Lizzy]

I'm at this puki fuel.