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I can tell you my secret that will stop you in your tracks right here. Now.
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What is it?
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It's hard to be number four on the call sheet. Not everyone can handle it.
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Ernie might already be here by the time you see this. If there's a God, we're gonna see.
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A condo for Morgan tomorrow.
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I honestly, I'm like, I'm gonna cry right now.
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Oh, no.
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I got in a fight with Joe over here one time and walked home.
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I want to announce here for everyone.
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Are you guys okay?
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No, we love our husbands. And our husband.
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Here's like, Morgan's.
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I'm rolling.
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Oh, hold on.
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Well, what do. I can't hold on.
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They turned off my recording noise. Okay, we're rolling. Oh, gosh. It's like the harshest sun hour of the day. Hey, girls. Welcome back to another episode of the Sip.
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Can you believe it?
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It's another episode.
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I know. I literally heard Elizabeth slandering that this was the last episode of the year last week, and I was like, no, it's not. We have ads booked. We are busy.
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And that's what's nuts because I didn't hear that either.
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Oh, we're at Wendy's.
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Shut up.
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Oh, hold on. He said, oh, I'm gonna.
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What if they don't even. Wait. Is this where you get the spongebob Meal?
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I don't know. You're the one who gets Wendy's. What can I get for you?
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Do you guys still have the spongebob Meal?
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No.
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No.
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Why?
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Did you believe anything you heard about?
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Do you have anything that's new?
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That caramel cold foam?
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Just the JVC Meal.
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Deal.
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Oh, Junior Bacon Cheese Meal Deal. Do any of you want anything? I don't. Okay. What.
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What about these bacon and cheese fries?
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Okay, we'll get a hard no for you. I don't want them. Do you.
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You guys eat Arby's?
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Okay, I think we're all good. Thank you.
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I think we're all good.
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And Taco Bel doesn't come out with their thing until tomorrow.
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Where are you getting all this intel on the fast food stuff? Yeah, because you're being made a 10 out of 10.
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Wrong. Wait, the spongebob meal's been, like, viral. What are you guys. You haven't seen anyone eating the spongebob Meal? No. I didn't know they had Zincoo chickens in California.
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Are you joking?
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No. Are you joking?
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Are you joking?
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Are you? Okay, I gotta Google the spongebob Meal.
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I think we gotta give up on the spongebob Meal.
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Well, obviously she said no.
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Uh.
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Oh. Spongebob Meal. Spongebob Meal. Wendy's. Spencer was also fighting me on if it's winter or not yet. I won.
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Wait, wait, wait. Oh, okay.
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Burger King. Spongebob Meal.
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Oh.
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Oh, my God.
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Wait, no, it's Wendy's.
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It's both.
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Wait, what?
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Yeah, they both have them.
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Yeah.
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What? No, no, no. Is it literally Burger King, Burger King, spongebob Meal.
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Is this the podcast?
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They're not just both. Yeah, it's Burger King. Is there a Burger King around here?
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Probably.
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Oh, my gosh.
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You're gonna send Lizzy into labor.
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He wishes. He wants that so bad for himself.
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1.7 miles. That's so far.
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Going on a tour. 1.7. That is not far.
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In Miami, it takes us 12 days to get at 1.7 miles.
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What do you mean?
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I'm just saying, like, here in Miami.
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You're calling Van Nuys Miami?
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No, but it's just how I feel right now.
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You know what?
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I.
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Welcome back to the sip Girls.
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Do you think I have a baby by now?
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Right now?
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Like, when this is airing, do I have a baby?
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Listen to this. I was filming my last scene of Shane's pilot last night. Like, literally, they said, action, and Lizzie's calling me, and so I deny her call. And I was like, I'm filming my scene. I'll talk to you later.
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You literally did not say anything to me. You just picked up the phone and it went black.
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No, I text. What are you talking about?
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What are you talking about?
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I hate that you're making me pull out receipts right now.
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I hate that you think you ever have a receipt.
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What?
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I hate that you two are so privileged that doing ads is annoying. I've been podcasting for five months and can't get one.
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I've offered to hook you up with a podcast ad agency.
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I know, I know.
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That's weird. Did the text you said you sent went away?
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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That's so weird.
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My scene right now. And you said, I'm going to labor and delivery right now. So I literally told you I declined your call.
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You said my scene are in.
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Yeah, My scene right now. What are you talking about?
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What does that mean to anyone?
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You knew I was on Shane's set filming.
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I know, but my. My scene RN is a confusing way.
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They had said action. I was doing a common courtesy of just replying at all.
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You know what? I'll take it.
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My scene right now.
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You're right. Sorry.
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I was like, ah, My scene's right.
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Now, no, that's on me.
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And so then I. And her text messages are on mute. Do I just wave at them? Since I said, no, thank you, just keep going.
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I can't squash the beef and unmute Lizzie on your phone.
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You told me you'd unmute me three episodes of this ago.
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Okay, you need to hold this or it's gonna be too loud. I know. You're so pregnant. You almost gave birth last night.
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No one will let me just give birth.
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So it was my scene rn. And then the second we finish wrapping Emma, the second AD on Shane's pilot comes up to me and she goes, so exciting. And bad news. Lizzy's going into labor, but Mr. Bubs has to cancel for tomorrow morning, first thing. So do we have another dog? After I was like, lizzie's giving bir. Well.
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And then here's the deal. I think I did tell them I was going into labor because I don't want to be like, hey, I'm going in for a C section right now. I'm not going to make it, but you guys are going to need another dog and someone's going to have to tell Ryland and make it dramatic.
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So we made this big to do on set about Lizzie going into labor. It was like the star of the show on the behind the scenes yesterday.
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I love that. For me, look at the shadow.
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Guess who the fuck shows up at 8am Without a baby but with a dog to set me.
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Her.
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I was like, hey, how's everyone doing something about Lizzie?
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She's gonna show up regardless of the circumstances.
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And we were like. Even like, all of us were like, she's probably tired after being in the hospital, right? And then I was like, I could just bring one of my dogs. And you're like, I'll be there.
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No, of course I'm gonna be there. Are you kidding? My dog is a star.
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And you were such a stage mom.
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Was I? I was just trying to be helpful.
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No, you were helpful, but you're, like, such a proud mom. You, like, booked him a gig and you're, like, taking pictures and handling him, like, properly on set.
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I'm his momager. He's.
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I have never seen Bubs more well behaved in my.
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I told you, he loves being out of the house. That's why I take him to a farmer's market sometimes.
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And then people just like, the whole set was so excited to see Mr. Bubs. Like, the crew on a film set is Mr. Bubs audience.
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It really is.
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They were all.
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Because, like, they all know him, like he's an actor.
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Yes. They all know him.
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They all, like, you don't know Mr. Bubs is famous.
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I do know that, but I follow. And I don't see any new content popping up.
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Oh, yeah, it's because that's a long story. But I am dying and I'd rather not be.
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Can we put Joe on Mr. Bub's duty?
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Well, that's a longer story.
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Right. We won't do that on the last version of the year.
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No. We love our husbands and our husbands love us, period.
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And I'm just saying, like, all the people that work really hard on sets are like, also really cool. Like, they're all dressed so cool and you know, they're artsy. They have like the thin hoops. Yeah. And cargo pants, like out in the wild too.
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You can tell, like, oh, that person's probably a grip.
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Yes. And so it just so happens that all those people that are really cool also know of Mr. Bubs.
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Maybe that's because he's really cool.
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I'm not saying he's not. Just because I don't understand the like captions on his Instagram doesn't mean I don't think he's a cool dog.
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He doesn't get it.
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So what is the science behind. How is it that these people just come off as cool? You know, I feel like some of times we come off as, like, derpy. No offense.
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No, we're.
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We are derpy.
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No, I would say.
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Do you get what I'm saying? We're not, like, cool.
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Well, he's been called his schleppy.
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Schlubby. Schlubby.
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Schlubby.
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I guess you're maybe the coolest one here.
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Ryland is not cool.
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No, he's. We know that, but he could pass as maybe cool.
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Wait, no way. Are you not in a nasty way.
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I'm wearing cargo pants and Ralph Lauren.
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Yeah, when you talk like that, that's when you excommunicate yourself from ever being cool.
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Anyway, he doesn't talk that way, but he might be the most cool that way.
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You're the most cool passing. Are you?
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She wears matching aloe sweatsuits. That is not what they're doing on a side.
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No, but yes, it is.
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Well, the actresses.
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Morgan is definitely the most cool passing.
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Effortlessly cool crew men and women.
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They're all in cargo pants. I've been taking notes.
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Yes. And they all have good butts.
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Yes, yes.
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We're talking about.
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The butter is not invasive.
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Okay. Mallory, we can't talk about with her full name and then continue to talk about her butt. Right. I'm gonna bleep it.
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I feel like I'll get approval from her, but I feel like she would like us complimenting how wonderful her butt.
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Is it we? I mean, I'm asking before I go further. Do you get me?
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Oh, you're gonna sexualize her further.
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I was going to sexualize her further, but I can stop now if you're not bleeping her name.
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I love Mallory.
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Make a lot of money on her workout.
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She's Mallory first ad.
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She keeps this tight ship running. This is an efficient set.
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You have to admit, ADHD has never met Mallory.
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No, I think it has. And it's her match.
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Okay, so.
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Because she can manage many pockets at once. Do you know what I'm saying?
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And she has a Big old booty to fill them.
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Oh, my goodness.
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I want to know what she's doing at the gym to achieve that. I do. I'm gonna ask.
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I'll report back. Oh, my God.
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That might be illegal, Morgan, to ask.
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Someone what their workout routine. I feel like that's a compliment.
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No, dude, I don't.
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If someone came up to me and was like, what's your workout routine? I'd be like, oh, you think I'm hot?
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Maybe girl to girl, it's okay.
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That's. What do you think?
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But boy on girl, it's a sexually charged.
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It's not like I'm like, oh, that cake. I'm not trying to sleep with her.
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If Spencer did it to Mallory, then.
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It would be questionable if we did it.
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It's fine.
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It's not threatening. And you know how close I am with Mallory at this point. How close? I mean, very close. It's been eight days, 12 hours.
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Like. Like, spatially. How close?
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I mean, very close. So close that everyone's caught the same cold. No, I haven't.
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I have to go.
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But I've been take. I've been like. I've been like echinacea and elderberry. Holy shit. Oh, my God.
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He almost poisoned me with that. He said, it tastes like nothing, and I took it and I couldn't feel my tongue.
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Oh, my God. You gotta remember, Ryland eats trash. And then he goes, I'm full and satisfied.
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She's saying I eat for efficiency, not taste all the time. Dinner is different. I eat whatever the fuck for dinner, breakfast, and lunch. When I'm alone. Like, when it's not like my family's in town, it's for. It's to keep it moving. Good.
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Oh, my gosh. Isn't that where Arthur works?
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I think so. This is where my Mercedes rep works.
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Oh, my God. Derail this whole thing. Let's go.
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And Morgan's pushing a matte white one on me so she can buy my white one for me.
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Yeah, I've been pitching him all week.
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And we've all been trying to convince you to get rid of yours.
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Well, only you hate that car.
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No. Everyone's in on this.
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No.
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Oh, yeah, me and Spencer.
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What do you guys have against the car?
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I mean, they're just lame.
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Oh, my God, they're just lame.
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They're not effortlessly cool, like set people.
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I would say Spencer might be the closest to cool.
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Yeah, Spencer is the coolest of all of us. Like, passing on the sidewalk, for sure.
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No, Spencer is socially cool. Like, if he's at a party, you're like, oh, yeah, he's a cool guy.
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Spencer's emotionally comfortable in his own skin, and I think that's the secret to coolness. But I also think we're emotionally comfortable in our own skin, but we're just also a little bit awful.
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It's just a little more like outwardly desperate way, though. Like, we're all. We're all too much of YouTubers to. To be, like, cool.
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I mean, I don't know. Does this look desperate?
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Oh, yes. We found the right spot. It's the Subway Meals. Here.
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Oh, thank God.
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Free mini cone.
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The Subway Meal is here. Spongebob, you just said the Subway Meal.
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Are you kidding me?
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No.
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This is day eight of like 14 hour days.
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Oh, he's. His hobby's exhausting you.
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No, honestly, I'm starting to think it's not my hobby. I think that he's created a monster out of of me.
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What are we gonna do?
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My last scene.
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Is the SDEU gonna produce our Christmas movie?
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Well, they weren't all in on that.
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Oh, well, I had to expand because you all know. Oh, I have my own camera.
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What?
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I don't have my wall, but I have Apple Pay. I've realized I've entered adulthood and have Apple Pay.
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Wait.
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I previously had deemed all of us a part of the SDPN because I'm desperate to feel a part of something because I'm not cool enough to be a part of anything. So I had to make something else.
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You're cool enough to be the center of things.
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Well, I mean, I just wanted to be like a group name. I wanted us all to have a collection.
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You want again? You want to be in a gang?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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But now it feels offensive to all these people who are working so hard to be like, well, you're not in the sdpn. So I expanded it. Now it's the sdeu, which is the.
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Shane Dawson Entertainment Universe.
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It should be OTW of the world. I mean, why not keep expanding?
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That's too many letters.
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S, D E U O T W. Entertainment Universe.
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World.
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I feel like the more you get, the more comical it is, though. So, like, if you walk into the office and it's S D E U O T W. It's like, what's that? You know, the Shane does. The Entertainment Universe of the world.
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Now he's a writer. You're honestly. You're right. You're right. This is funnier.
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I've been on set once.
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I'm like, proud of you right now. That was great pitching. I'll take that right to the freaking bank, sir.
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No, I. Mallory is in the S D E U O T W. But.
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I had so much fun in my last scene of Shane's pilot that I was just like, I need to be a little acting princess when my hobby becomes my job.
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Oh, my God.
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You know? Oh, wow. They even have cute little graphics. Like Patrick and spongebob are flying across the electronic menu.
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Okay, I might eat some of this.
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Here they go flying.
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Is that a pie?
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Yeah. Wow. Wow. They really have gone all in on the graphics for this.
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Wow.
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I'm gonna be honest, for the people. I don't think my scene. I did a good job representing who I could be.
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No, you did a good job. Your. Your medium shot was your best. So he has what he needs. For sure.
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Yeah.
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I feel like I looked kind of. I think I might have embarrassed myself.
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Why?
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Well, I don't do good when I don't feel good, you know?
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And that is.
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It was not my look. I get what the look was, but it wasn't my, like, everyday look. Yeah. Then I decided, I told Mom, I don't think I'm meant to be a character. I think I'm just meant to be me.
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I also was saying that too, like, if you're playing a character that isn't innately you and then you don't feel comfortable in your clothes, it's hard. I would be.
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Because, see, I get that. But then the problem for me is I feel innately myself as a bald eagle seal. We know, like, well, who's going to give me that chance?
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That's why I think you should be an actress.
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You really could be.
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As a seal.
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No, a SEAL actor. You're only confident in, like, a crazy.
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That's what I'm saying. Like, throw me in a ball cap and I am in. You know what I mean?
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Right.
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Dress me up as Voldemort in the white place. You know what I mean? Cover me in blood and guts. And that is who she is.
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Got it.
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Joe's crew was like, I was really impressed with your performance. And I was like, thank you.
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You. Your face really portrays well on the screen, too. I was glued to you on the monitor.
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Well, okay, so Lizzy had two jobs.
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And you know who doesn't have it? Tate McRae.
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She isn't. What? What?
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Bleep it. No, we're bleeping the name. The name has been bleeped.
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I love Tate McCray.
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The name is.
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I was in her top 5% of listeners Spotify told me.
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Listen, she's too old. She's just too old for geriatric.
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Megan.
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Megan.
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I'm not. Okay.
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Okay. This is what I was expecting at Wendy's.
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Thank you.
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Okay.
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AI or is someone performing that?
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No, that's AI.
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It's a recording.
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No, it's AI.
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So should I just get two of the meals?
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Yes.
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Or three? Hi, could I get two of the SpongeBob meals?
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We only have a burger.
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We don't have it. That's fine. I'll do two with the burger.
B
I wanted the. So you want regular price and regular drink. You want two meals?
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Yes.
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What size of meal?
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Just small is fine.
A
What kind of drinks?
C
Oh, the tropical cold thumb thing.
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We don't have. We only have the burgers.
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Oh, like you don't have the pie or. Oh, this is a horrible day. Okay. Not even the pie?
B
No. It literally says sold out on the thing in front of you.
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Oh, man. Oh, my God.
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And they don't have the Cheesy Bacon Tots.
C
Okay, we'll just do two of the burgers then. And two diet cokes.
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No fries.
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Oh, fries too, I guess.
A
And you.
B
And you have no cheesy. Two fries.
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I'm sorry. Two drinks.
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Right. Two diet.
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Sure. What else would you like? Just for fun.
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I want them. I want the meal.
C
They don't have anything else. You don't want anything else on the meal?
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And they don't have the frozen pineapple.
C
And no frozen pineapple. Correct.
B
What about the signature lemonade?
C
Okay. How about the signature lemonade?
A
Yes.
C
Okay. I'll get one of those, please.
B
And you still want that to medium diet?
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Yes. Sorry, I'm the worst diet.
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Signature limited.
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And what else?
C
And then the Hershey's Pie, please.
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This days.
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Okay.
C
Yeah. Thank you. I'm sorry. I'm such a nightmare.
B
Is your order correct?
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Who could ever really say yes? It's correct. Thank you.
B
Okay, 2903.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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They sell impossible meat here.
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Well, I'm really hard to deal with.
A
Well, that was a really big letdown.
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I know.
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After that, there's no frozen pineapple. Makes me literally want to self harm.
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That's what I was most excited for.
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And then look at the.
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I know.
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Mac and cheese bites. Like I literally.
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And the straw, the berry, the shirt berry.
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Is there another one?
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I guess that's a lot around. And also it's probably all sold out because look at how great it is.
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Yeah. There is a chick fil a across the street. Oh, my God, you got a brand new Chick fil A. That's like bougie over here.
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I just opened. Happened.
C
That is.
B
We could walk to my house from here. Do you realize that?
C
Oh, you're doxing yourself, huh?
B
Oh, no, no.
C
You literally couldn't walk. I mean, you could, but it would be awful.
B
I got in a fight with you over here one time and walked home. You can literally walk up.
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What was the fight about?
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I don't even remember. But you know what's crazy? Sometimes I look back on our fights, like the fight we had this weekend.
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I was like, what was that about?
B
He was talking about being tired, and I was like, you're acting like your job is like, fucking Angela's Ashes, and you're really just working on your fucking passion project. You try having my job, Joe. You don't know how hard it is. I vomited up a Big Mac today.
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Didn't you not even eat the Big Mac?
B
No, I threw it up.
C
I thought you didn't eat it. I watched the footage. You didn't even take a bite?
B
No.
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Oh, this is when you try to finish. I get it. That is hilarious. I'm killing myself. Well, you're just pregnant.
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I was like, it scares me when you say your body hurts because I need someone to take care of me. But honestly, what I'm going through is super normal for this term, like, stage in my pregnancy. And men who have pregnant women should shut the up.
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Just all the time. Always.
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Let's duct take them.
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Now I'm having a Braxton Hicks contraction because I'm so method. I got back in the rage.
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Did you have fun on. Did you have fun filming your baby.
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It on Shane's pilot? Yeah, of course I did. Are you kidding?
C
And then you played a. A violently pregnant woman giving birth via C section on Joe's set.
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I've really done a lot this week for how pregnant violently pregnant I am.
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Oh, is this closed?
B
Yeah. That looks really close.
C
Yeah.
B
Okay.
C
Oh, I just remembered. I hate Burger King's burgers. They're like, Charlie.
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Oh, me too.
C
What are we even doing?
B
I thought we were at Wendy's.
C
They're like chalk. We were.
B
I know.
C
See, this would have been so much better if it was a Wendy's collab. Damn, I hate Burger King burgers.
B
I can smell how much I hate it already.
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Me too. That's what reminded me of how much.
B
When you rolled it down and we.
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Smelled the char, and I'm just like, the Chick Fil a with all glass windows is looking much better.
B
We don't even have to worry about offending Chris right now.
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I know.
B
Should you just cybertruck us over there?
C
I bet they have their holiday milkshake.
B
Let's go over there.
A
That is banging.
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You know what? We've gotta give you something worth watching, so we'll go to Chick Fil A next.
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I think this has been one of our best episodes. I really do.
C
We just, like, keep forcing Morgan into free labor.
B
Someone pay this girl.
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I get paid.
C
I get paid How? I have not paid you for this.
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I get paid in my own endeavors, which is enough for me.
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Give her something. Give this girl another couch or something.
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No, he's given me more furniture than money could ever buy.
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Same.
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If I had to buy all the furniture in my house, it would far exceed the amount that Ryan Ryland would pay me for eating Burger King on camera.
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I did.
A
And I got the yeti bed, which I had been eyeing ever since.
C
Okay, that's your payment. I forgot that it's an expensive.
A
I've been eyeing that bed. And I knew the one day that they even hint that they might get rid of it, I'm gonna be first in line.
C
That was quite the purchase. I think I want to announce here for everyone. I think my furniture attic days have come to a close.
A
I know there has. There hasn't been much inventory in the secondhand hand me down pile lately.
B
Sorry.
C
Yeah, I think I just like.
A
I guess you have kids now. You have more to fill your time.
C
I think my kids. Yeah. Had. Had changed me. It's like I don't need more furniture for them to. What, ruin?
A
Yeah. And you have a lot of dogs.
C
Yeah. My. In my house cup. Oh, thank you. Yes.
B
Okay. This is cute.
A
Oh, the cup is really cute.
C
Oh, did Morgan not want that? Thank you. Thank you.
B
Oh, he's thumbnailing.
C
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B
Eat this though, right?
C
I'm gonna take a bite. I gotta see. I gotta open it up on camera and show it's just a burger, even though, well, it's a yellow bun.
B
But they didn't know.
C
Yes, it is. It's a yellow bun if it's.
B
But I think they just gave us a regular burger.
C
Obviously. I know it's a yellow bun. I knew it was at Wendy's.
A
Oh, watch out for the bun.
C
Oh. Why did that lady want me dead?
A
That was not stopping for anything.
C
Whoa. What?
B
That is way too sweet.
C
Well, I'm not trying it after you because I know what's going around at your house.
B
Ear infections, pregnancy, flu.
A
I don't think ear infections are contagious, are they?
B
It's also not the flu. We were tested for the flu.
C
You literally told me james can't bring the bubs because he has the flu.
B
I know, but it's like the flu.
C
Wait, where is the drive through?
B
Where's the hole that I can put this drink in?
C
What the. Is there no drive through through?
B
Oh, no.
A
What? It has to have a drive through.
B
What is that?
C
What?
B
Nope.
A
It's a curbside only.
C
I'm not doing it.
B
No, we can't do that. Sorry, guys. What a nightmare of an episode.
C
Unless you want to. Unless one of us wants to walk in, I guess.
B
Yeah, I'd love to get out of the car and walk in.
A
Oh, my God.
C
Is that a drink?
A
No, it's my camera. It's my dildo.
C
Whoa.
A
Whoa.
B
Gotcha. Keep upright for two seconds. Oh, no.
C
Why is it like this?
A
Who on earth designed a Chick Fil A with no drive through?
B
Wait, Morgan, looking dang. Oh. Activated.
C
Okay, I'm just gonna park in here.
B
Don't get hit by this trick. Look at that Frenchie getting some Burger King. That Frenchie's gonna be so disappointed when he finds out there's no spongebob meal.
C
Did they come up to you? Can you, like, order that way?
B
Are they on skates?
A
Oh, my gosh. That would be crazy.
B
I would love it if they were on skates.
A
They should have it like a Sonic where you can pull into a parking spot.
C
Oh, wait, it does say.
B
Wait, you're making it awful.
C
Curbside orders. How do you do a curbside order?
B
I think we need an app. Someone get Chris.
A
I have app.
C
You do?
A
I think so.
B
Oh, my God. What are you. Chris, listen.
A
I download an app every now and again.
C
Of course. The lighting's crazy.
B
It's awful here. It's like you have your Alex Earl. Like, just in my eyes.
A
My light is great.
C
This is hell.
A
This is Van Nuys and Hispy.
B
Yeah, girl.
C
Start my order at Lizzie's house.
A
Well, now you're getting out of the curbside.
C
Well, no, I'm gonna back in for lighting.
B
Why is the light so bright?
C
Exactly what we're all featured flavors.
A
Peppermint chip milkshake. Peppermint chip frosted coffee.
C
I want the peppermint milkshake. Me, too.
A
We all want one.
C
Lizzy, won't.
A
You don't want anything.
B
Lizzy. No. All right. Oh, thank you.
C
Am I gonna. Is this fine?
B
Yeah. The Nissan doesn't think so. But.
C
Wait, how do I know?
B
What do you mean, fine? Like, to, like.
C
Am I gonna hit somebody?
B
I mean, look at the parking thing.
C
I don't park for you. I don't trust the parking thing.
B
Well, what. I mean, you can see this is.
C
Like, the first time I've ever been, like, am I gonna be fine here?
B
And you usually just ram this thing in. Raw dog.
C
If I back into somebody's car, I.
A
Swear to God on is like that.
C
Sorry. Oh, this guy's leaving.
B
Thank God he read the room. He said, I gotta go, period.
C
Okay.
B
I parked, like, such a dumb at Hugo's the other day that I couldn't move my car out without taking someone's mirror off. And I was too close to them to get out on my side, and they came out, and I was like, I'm sorry. I'm a dumb, and I'm pregnant and I have a baby.
A
Oh, my gosh. I just got a free milkshake. I redeemed my points, period. That's why you get the abs, you clowns.
C
And now we have good lighting. And I backed into this number three spot grabby Whopper. Okay.
A
Add new view.
C
What? It's really yellow.
B
Oh, my God. It's really yellow.
A
That looks like eggs. That looks like a McDonald's.
B
Wow. Thumbnail. Morgan.
C
Oh, wait, hold on. Let me get a picture of you. Dang. Is it charred again? I hate when it's charred. It seems less charred.
B
Is there just shit all over me?
C
Actually, it's not bad.
B
Bad. No, it is not bad.
C
I don't think they charred it. Is it only a Whopper? That's charred?
B
This is a Whopper.
C
Oh, it is?
B
Yeah.
A
It's just a Whopper with a yellow.
C
I don't think they chart it.
B
It sounds so stupid.
A
Enter space number three.
C
I know. It's number napkins. Oh, my God. Where did you get that from?
B
My rib hurts, so I've had a water on it.
C
It. That was. That was down there the whole time. It's just been right here. Can you find the napkins for me? In there? Okay, then pick up your burger. Did we not get fries? No, I like Burger King fries.
B
I know. Actually, I do too.
C
Who ordered you? I know. It's that. Huh?
A
I love the chicken fries. Those are so good. But we did just eat a big lunch.
C
Do you want to try this? You don't have to, but you.
A
I'll just. I'll give it a taste.
B
Morgan, it's pretty good.
C
You can take. You can hit it from the back.
B
There's a shit ton of onions in it.
C
Actually, the. The bread is pretty moist. Yeah. Like, it's not that bad. I did just eat so much of the lunch, though. The catering on set has been good. Mm. What are we gonna do? I don't know. I'm, like, considering hiring him for my own life. I think it would be cheaper than Postmates.
B
It probably would.
A
This is actually really good.
C
No, we have a long con. We're I'm. We're gonna see a condo for Morgan tomorrow.
B
I honestly, I'm like, I'm gonna cry right now.
C
Oh, no.
B
I'm really hormonal, you guys. Nobody seems to get that. I don't want you and Biggie to leave.
C
I.
A
You know what? I was listening to a really sad song on the way here, and I thought about up separating from Max and Jet, and I almost started crying. It was so sad.
B
Well, I just really like the thought of you guys being here.
A
Well, us too. And then, you know, these kids, you make so much progress. Progress with them over the course of, like, two weeks. And now I'm like, oh, my God, we're gonna leave and we're gonna go backwards. Like, they're gonna forget every. All the memories and things that we've made.
C
They're gonna be like, where's Anga?
A
We have inside joke jokes now. Oh, my gosh. And I. Maybe I shouldn't tell you this. I don't want you to panic.
C
What?
B
She's been giving them sins.
C
She gave them McDonald's fries. They've never. The other day, she came home from McDonald's. She's like, does anyone want a Diet Coke or anything? I come home, I like, walk in, and Max is chewing McDonald's fries. Max is chewing, and I was like, what? He's, like, reaching for the fries. And so they had their first McDonald's McDonald's fry.
A
I only gave them three each. Three small ones. I portioned them.
C
I mean, they're two.
A
What's the point of having, like, extended family?
C
Yeah.
A
Yeah.
B
My cool aunt gave me some zins.
A
Yeah. I don't. I've never zinned, but I put chlorophyll in my water. Like, the vitamin drops.
B
Yeah.
A
So I put it in my Stanley every morning. So my water is bright green, which then. Then in turn makes your bright green. Because it's supposed to, like, clear you out, you know?
B
And that's why they call you Unga.
C
They do. They all. It's an auntie Auntie or unga. Okay, continue.
A
But I left my Stanley in a reachable place, and I came into the living room, and they both had my Stanley, and they were both taking turns taking sips of it.
C
Brittany told me that their food. She said, what did they eat?
A
Their poop is so green in, like, a crazy way.
C
Did you tell her?
A
Well, I was like.
C
She texted me.
B
She goes, that's probably good for them, though, right?
C
She takes me. She goes, the boy's poop is so green. What did you. Who fed them something yesterday that was, like, crazy green. And I was like, I have no idea. Did you confess to pooping? I did.
A
Well, I was like, I don't want anyone to panic because it's just, like, vegetable, like, supplements. I don't think it'll hurt them. And I Googled it, and it was like, it's not gonna hurt them. I was like, okay, they're fine.
B
I don't want anyone to panic, so I'm not gonna hurt them. Them, anything.
A
Well, they can only sip, so it's like they probably have had three sips of water each.
B
Super surprise. A little kid with his family cup can chug.
A
And Max loves to share things with me. It's so sweet. And he just wanted to share my water with me. And then I got home yesterday, and Brittany was like, yeah, I. They just been pooping all day, and it's green. And I was like, oh, no, the chlorophyll.
C
Did you tell her? I did.
A
And then she Googled it. She's like, okay, they're gonna be fine. They're fine. It's just that they're gonna.
B
It's probably good for them.
C
I mean. Yeah, it's probably fine.
A
Yeah, it's just vitamins.
C
It's not like a lap. I mean, they're like two now. It's not like. It's not like they're. They're fine.
B
They've had Suzy cakes. They're fine.
C
Yeah, they've had a birthday. They've had a Susie cake, too.
A
And they went to town on that cake.
B
That was actually so cute.
C
It was.
B
Oh, my God.
C
We haven't even talked about their birthday party yet. I was so tired by the time the party actually started.
B
I heard you ordered two posters from my friend and they didn't come.
C
Oh, I haven't replied to her.
B
Oh, she sent your money back.
C
I'm not gonna accept it, I think.
B
I don't know how that works.
C
I'm not gonna take it back. I don't. Now that I think about it, I've never gotten. Might be. I have a pile of things in the garage. It might be in there. No, her sign did not arrive for my. She was like, are you gonna pick it up?
A
Or.
C
She thought, I'm gonna drop it off. And I was like, no, I'm in la. Yeah. And she was like, oh, my God.
B
Why would you have been local? You're my friend.
C
That's what. I don't know. She said, mom brain. And I was like, it's fine.
B
She has two kids.
C
That's fine. Whatever. I forgot to write. It was such a busy day. And then we started filming the pilot the very next day. She probably thinks I'll be like, hate her.
B
Probably.
C
Oh, well, I'll tell her.
B
You do.
C
I'll. No, I'm not gonna take her money.
B
You ruined their birthday, Lydia.
C
This car's trying to do the same thing. I did a huge SUV back backing into this.
A
The party was so fun.
B
The party was lit.
C
We went out enraged at the Calabasas Commons in the morning, though. And then during their nap, I, like, did all the setup for the birthday. So by the time the birthday party started, I was exhausted.
B
Oh, you're such a mom.
C
And we had a crisis the day before that took eight hours.
B
Oh, the work crisis.
C
The work crisis for Shane's pilot. So, like, we had a, like, 10 hour stressful day before their birthday. And then.
A
And our family was there.
C
And our family was there. And the day before that was the table. It's exhausting. No, it was so much fun. And it was. It was a lot of fun.
B
And it was really cute.
C
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A
Jewish man in an Audi. Love to see it.
B
How do you know?
A
I can just tell.
C
Do you want to go meet him?
B
I can just tell.
C
She said she's looking for her next Hanukkah.
A
Happy Hanukkah. To the Hanukkah. I've been trying to like people on set are Jewish.
C
Oh yeah.
B
I've been trying to light the Hanukkah candles for Billy because cuz he goes.
C
To a Jewish school.
B
Yeah. And he made a menorah so I have it and I was like trying to sing the prayer as a person who speaks no Hebrew but like you know a little bit because you go to some bar bat mitzvahs and then all of a sudden everybody knows a bar. You know what I mean?
C
But then there's more I'm only making because I don't. It's like when you didn't know the Jewish God and like you just said some that I don't understand from going.
B
To Helike bar and bought mitzvahs as a kid. I. I like Baruch me.
C
Oh my God.
A
Our person said they were coming.
C
Hello. Thank you very much. Of course, My pleasure.
B
Enjoy you guys.
C
Thank you.
A
Oh, I also got us the frosted peppermint coffee because we're here.
C
And I got a cherry. I love the cherries on a chick fil a shake.
B
You're so funny.
C
You don't like, like a shitty grenadine dean filled cherry?
B
That's what makes them red.
C
I think, I think, I don't know. I could be just straight up lying to you. Is grenadine alcohol if we try the coffee first? I don't think so. Is it gonna ruin our taste buds? Should we try this first? Well, I guess you're not really trying this, right?
A
You don't try this?
B
No. Sorry, I wasn't even listening.
C
Okay.
A
These are just for our own pleasure.
C
Okay. I'm starting with the chair.
A
I'm starting with this. The frosted coffee. You've never tried this? Wow. It's like coffee ice cream mixed with this. It's really Good.
C
Oh, my God. This is incredible.
B
What is it?
C
Peppermint chip milkshake.
A
Try a load of that. This never, never disappoints. There's a reason they bring it back every year because everyone loves it.
B
What's that one?
C
The same as mine.
B
Oh, you guys got the same thing.
A
We wanted it for our own enjoyment.
B
Oh, I'm so sorry. I don't need it. I don't even need it.
C
No, we want you to try it. As long as you're not sick.
B
I'm not sick. I am very pregnant and I'm sick. Super contagious.
C
That's fine. I'll take her.
B
We all end up in labor and delivery tonight. Delivery?
A
I offered to go to Lizzie's birth room to film the thing.
C
That's what I forgot to tell you. Them is so earlier in the morning yesterday. Lizzy says if I go and get my C section tonight, will you stop by? That was at like 9am and then when she had the actual, like, fake emergency, I was like. I was like, well.
B
And then when she really needed attention and went to labor and delivery so that I would take her off because.
C
It was my scene. She just couldn't. She couldn't handle that. I'm fourth on the call sheet and it was my turn to shine now.
B
Loki. I cannot believe how low on the call sheet I was.
A
I didn't even get on the call sheet, Girl.
B
What wasn't on the call sheet either.
C
We're trying to phone in some favors, okay?
B
I told you guys I would do it as a favor. I would have preferred to have been a favor than number 20 fucking 8.
A
I would have preferred to be on the damn list as opposed to ghost on the list.
B
Morgan, what if you had been number one? Number 30, though? Can you imagine how humiliating?
A
I created the SDEU and I didn't get a damn number next to my name.
C
Wow, I love that.
A
It's so good.
C
It's hard to be number four on the call sheet. Not everyone can handle it.
B
And then every day he's like, I wasn't in this scene, but now I am.
C
Shane just keeps giving me lines. Sorry. I'm a natural. The only scene I really panicked about and still don't feel great about is the crying scene. But we'll see how it comes up. I mean, I've never had to cry on command, and I'm not a big crier in my real life, so it's a hard thing to navigate.
B
Right?
C
Crying on command. And I. I cry as a discovery in the Scene. It's not like I enter the scene crying.
B
I should spoil it because I can't remember why you're crying.
A
Me either. And I was there.
C
You have to wait to find out. Up.
B
Okay, I guess I wasn't there. Is there going to be a screening?
C
This is good. I'm sure he'll do a friends and family screening. Oh, my God.
B
I'm a friend.
C
I mean, you're in it.
B
I'm in it. I showed Joe your scene.
C
I'm actually getting not to flex like the lead. His girlfriend is an actress. Like a successful. Works as a successful actress. And she goes, he's really funny. She goes, that's Shane's husband. He's like, period.
A
They didn't know.
C
Well, she's not here.
B
Where is she?
C
Where he. Wherever he lives.
B
We're not going to spoil that either.
C
I mean, I don't know if I should be doxing him.
B
I'm about to dox him. But we can talk about Mallory's butt.
A
If someone was talking about my banging bot on the Internet, I'd be like, keep going.
B
Yes. Tell me more.
A
Not only does she have a butt, she also has great tits.
C
She.
B
Jesus. Honestly.
C
And pretty natural hair. Really pretty natural hair. Like, super pretty hair.
B
She's the kind of pretty where it's like, she wears no makeup and you're like, oh, good for you. She's got clear skin. She's poreless porcelain, alabaster blue eyes, real.
C
Hair, blonde hair, curly, commanding a set.
B
All right, everybody, what's up? I'm Mallory, the first AD and we are having a safety meeting.
C
Well, this show is dedicated to Mallory Pyramid.
A
You should just title it for Mallory and no one will ever know what it's.
C
I gotta stop eating this or I'm serving as that.
B
So she sees our podcast. I'm just like, what the.
C
Like, these losers.
B
Is she. Is Lizzie a lesbian?
C
They're not effortlessly cool like us on set. I know.
B
She's wearing, like, cargo or car camo. Cargos. Like, she must be 20 something.
C
Must be.
B
Can't really.
A
They probably all go home and they're like, those YouTubers are loser freaks.
B
Do they know we YouTube?
C
I mean, I'm like, frantically turning around the sip on set so they can see. Yeah.
B
Damn.
C
And I'm like, gotta keep working.
B
You don't know what it's like to do what we do. Someone commented on last week's episode was, like, you guys saying that Lizzy coming back to do the sip is a little out of touch.
C
Wait, what?
B
Cuz Morgan was like, I just think it's so impressive that Lizzie comes back to do the sip two weeks after having a baby. And someone was like, it's not that impressive. Some women go back to heavily laborious jobs two days after having a baby, and Lizzie's just going to sit with her friend and yap.
C
Well, that's what I was seeing. Have you seen who? Oh, Timothee Chalamet just can't shut up about how he needs recognition for how much effort he's putting into his roles. And it's like, that is me.
A
It is, like, my favorite.
C
I, like, had to learn.
A
Nobody understands how hard I work.
C
I had to look at the comments and, like, the top one was like, yeah, billions of people around the world work hard every single day and go on Recognized. You're not that unique or special.
B
You're recognized.
C
Yeah, it just. It's the funniest thing to me that he's just like, I think people need to understand how much work and like, yeah, it is a lot of work, but it's just comical to me. It's like a. You couldn't be in a. Whatever.
B
It's a less important role.
C
Yeah, I'm just like. I giggle. It makes me, like, laugh. Dr.
B
Wise, I did my nanny this because. Sorry, I can't breathe and eat and talk.
C
I had another hot topic I wanted to talk about. I'm gonna keep thinking. What did you say?
B
We had a fever scare with Billy because my nanny was using the wrong thermometer. So she thought he had 106 degree temperature while I was filming last week.
A
Oh, my God.
B
My husband wasn't responding to text messages even though he was in the house. So we had a fight about that. What?
C
In the building?
B
In the building. And so today I was telling her. I was like, no, you did the right thing by texting me that you were scared he's gonna have a seizure. You thought he had 106 degree temperature. You text his.
C
Why did you guys jump to seizure?
B
Because that's what happens when they have seizures and they're. That little one they have.
A
106 is crazy.
B
106 is crazy. It's crazy.
A
Even 101, you're like, oh, yeah, one like, it's.
B
Yeah. And if it's not treated by Tylenol or Genexa or whatever.
C
Going down.
B
Yeah, yeah. Then you go to the emergency. Emergency room.
A
Anyway.
B
Why did I say all this?
C
You were telling your nanny after. About thankless jobs.
B
She was like, I'm so sorry. I know. I will not interrupt you at work again. I was like, cassidy, my job is a sick joke, and it is always gonna be more important to me if my son has a fever than what the is going on at Taco Bell that Ryland is wrong about. You did the right thing. You call me. I was like, you know who did do the wrong thing? And then I did that thing where, like, you lean in. And I started whispering. I was like, joe, Joe.
C
Livid. Oh, no, you're bringing your marital drama to your nanny for the first time.
B
I started whispering to her. Why do you think?
A
I was like, do you want to.
B
Go shoot the podcast? Because I started talking him to Cassidy, and then he comes out of his room, and I went. And Cassidy and I were both like, oh. She goes, I thought he was outside. I was like, I thought he was outside. I had the hot glue gun out. I was like, I'm gonna kill. I'm gonna kill us all. I have to kill us all. We have to go, Cassidy. We can't be in this house anymore. Like, she's like.
A
She's like.
B
We were whispering, right? And the sound machines are on. I was like, yeah, there's a lot of sound machines on.
C
It was bad.
A
You could use my philosophy. If you telling a story about Joe that's true Makes Joe look bad, that's not your fault.
B
And I was like, how do I spin this? And then I was like, I should just apologize and stop talking about my husband, who I love so much.
A
Who'S.
B
Not a bad guy.
C
That was hilarious.
A
You are very hormonal.
C
Yeah. You deserve a break. A break.
B
I have to go home and edit my vlog.
C
Wow.
B
Yeah.
C
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Yes.
C
Oh, I only saw. I only had time for the first episode before we got into all of this. Yeah, but I just saw, like, the gay character from that was calling out the gay sex scenes from Heated Rivalry, which is like the new gay show.
B
Couldn't sit through an episode of Heated Rivalry.
C
You just must not like men. Men. Men. Did you know all the Mormon wives also say the same things as me? Yeah, they do. Well, you told me that. That's what I'm relaying.
A
They all talk like us. And I was like, so we're not just raging idiots? It's a Utah thing.
B
You don't talk like that.
A
It comes out. But I have more Colorado fight than him.
C
Wait, you couldn't sit through the first episode of Heated Rivalry? So it's just not about lesbians? So you're not interested?
B
No.
C
If.
B
If Mallory's ass isn't in it, I'm.
C
Not watching for Mallory. So. But the guy, the gay guy for my I Love LA is like, this is not representing gay sex. And I'm like, what kind of gay sex are you having?
B
That guy has been on some pod. Oh, that's a line his character says.
C
No, he's like, calling out the show in real life as himself, which is.
B
Crazy because I saw him on a podcast talking about how the weirdest sexual encounter he ever had was an ex lover came over, tried to fist him, and while he was trying to fist him, told him why he didn't want to be with him.
C
So maybe he's just doing like crazy grinder hookups and has never had, like, actual, like.
B
Well, what's the sex in Heated Rivalry?
C
I mean, it's graphic and it's like loving and a little more soft, I guess.
A
Are they.
B
Is it. So is it like, Pound Town?
C
Well, I'm only on episode two, so I don't know how crazy it gets.
B
Are they mouth kissing? This man has the worst hair. I've Ever seen in my entire life. I have been trying so hard not to talk about how that happens, but.
C
He just keeps walking past us, begging for us to talk about it publicly.
B
We're going somewhere?
C
Well, yeah, we gotta start going back to set. Theresa's there, and I don't want to miss her scene.
B
Oh, man.
C
Where am I going?
B
How are you gonna get the footage off my camera?
C
Good question. Oh, my mom's computer's there, and I have the SIP hard drive there, but.
B
It'S a tiny little hard drive. A tiny, little, little card.
C
You don't have a reader for it?
B
Why would I bring my reader?
C
You're gonna have to Google.
B
Do you want to go to my house?
C
No, I'm not going to your house.
B
I'm literally four minutes away from here.
C
This is 12 minutes away. I can't miss Teresa. You don't have.
A
We transfer.
C
She's gonna. No, she's just lazy. She's pregnant lazy. Right. Oh, I. I might be able to plug it. I might be able to plug it in with a phone to charger the actual camera. They don't need to worry about the logistics of this.
B
Now the sun's in my eyes. What else do you want to tell them? Does anyone have a good secret?
C
That was pretty fun.
B
That was pretty fun.
A
I could tell you my secret that will stop you in your tracks right here. Now.
B
What is it?
A
Well, I've been nervous to tell you two specifically because you both advised against.
B
Oh, my God. You're getting boob implants.
A
Yeah.
C
Yeah. What?
B
Morgan?
A
Baby ones. Baby. Microscopic.
C
Listen, it's still going under the needle.
A
I know, but you're not living in a. You're not living in a format where you have one A cup and one C cup. I'm getting one to match the other.
C
Whoa.
B
What? But what about the upkeep? That's a nightmare.
A
Mergan.
B
Are they really that far off?
A
They're that far off to the point where I've been to three consultations, and.
B
Everyone says, wow, they're selling you something.
A
I know.
B
I've never noticed your breasts to be.
A
Weird to match the other.
C
I'm not, like, looking, but I've never been like, wow, she's really lopsided.
B
Well, you can't get one to match the other because then you're gonna have a breast that looks fake.
A
Well, no, they're. Well, I'm getting two. But they're gonna be equal.
B
Huh?
C
Like, they're gonna equal the breast thrusts. Out with.
B
Oh, my God, this is so much for me. To handle.
C
How long is the recovery for that?
B
Well, when are you doing this?
A
You see, this is a lot of questions at once. Okay, well, you.
C
That's a pretty big bomb to draw.
A
Yeah, I know, but haven't I been premeditating it?
C
And it's elective surgery.
A
It is electric.
B
And then you have to do it again in 10 years. And the risks of all of it are so fucking annoying.
C
What if you're body rejects the silicone? Because that happens to some women.
B
And then no matter what, you have to have them replaced and they're gonna.
C
Calcify, like terminally ill or thinking they're like. Like they just have like a chronic ill. I've seen is some women get, like chronic illnesses, and they like, do all these tests, can't find anything, and then are finally like, get these breast reductions out of me, and then they're better.
A
Yeah, it's called breast implant illness.
C
And knowing all this information, you still want to move forward?
A
Well, you. It's like anything in life. You only hear about the bad ones. I think more people than you think are walking around with fake titties.
B
I mean, we can tell.
A
I told the guy specifically, he is a Utah Mormon man, which makes him trustworthy.
C
You're doing it in Utah?
A
No, I'm doing it in Colorado on you guys.
C
Okay. Did you say December?
A
If we get into the logistics of all of this.
B
Yeah.
A
You need one week to lay down. Okay.
B
Who's gonna take care of you, Morgan?
A
Well, your mom.
C
Does she know about this?
A
She does. She's my driver.
B
Who's gonna stay with you at your house? This construction worker wants to die, so this is the worst car ride I've ever had in my life.
A
I'm not gonna look like a Miami porn star. I'm gonna look the same, but have the mental peace of mind of knowing that I have even titties.
B
Well, if you're just gonna look the same, why are you doing it?
A
I care because I have uneven titties.
C
Yeah, but nobody knows that.
A
Yeah, I think that they would if I wore clothes that showed it.
B
Okay, Morgan, now you're gonna have to pull your tits out for us. And I never wanted. I never wanted to have to say this to you, but I'm gonna need to see your titties. I'm gonna need to see your bare ass titties.
A
I can send you my pre op photo and you'll be like. Like, yikes.
B
I don't think I would be. Morgan, you're so beautiful.
A
Thank you.
B
You're Like a flawlessly hot woman.
C
Well, when is it?
A
December 30th.
B
That's my due date. You crazy.
C
Well, no, you're.
B
Doesn't matter. It's about me. Morgan has just totally stolen all the steam from my birth now.
C
Nobody cares.
B
I know. Literally.
A
Period.
B
Well, I'm also getting a boob implant at my C section and my nose will be done.
A
You know what's funny is after years and years of being a tuber, people don't believe that that's a real job. But now that I have a podcast, people think that's a real job. People classify having a podcast as a real job. Like when I tell people in Colorado, I'm like, oh, I do a podcast. They're like, oh, that's so cool. But if I'm like, I have a.
C
YouTube channel, they're like, ooh, see, we feel the opposite. We tell Lizzy every time she tells somebody I have a podcast, she has to be like, but I do get paid for it. It' like a hobby.
B
It's not a hobby. It's not like the radio.
A
Oh, you don't feel like people appreciate your podcast as more of like a real job?
B
I think it like, honestly. No, cuz everybody in LA has a podcast.
A
Well, I'm talking Colorado.
B
Like, I can't hold this.
A
Don't do entertainment. You know, I'm holding this.
B
Look at my poor hands. Oh, you're holding that. I've been holding that down too.
C
Oh, it's taking both of us.
B
My ribs hurt so bad.
A
Before you all get scared, if you don't think about the boob implant world, I'm only getting evened out to be 200cc's total. Alex Earl has 375.
B
That's too many.
A
So I'm.
C
I do notice her dancing with the.
A
And don't they look amazing?
B
Have been sitting on it and she.
A
Went when she was a little teeny bopper to do that.
C
Wow.
B
Well, I don't like her boobs.
C
What?
B
I don't like Alex Earl's boobs.
C
Why?
B
Because they look like huge fake titties cities. It's like she has she got two Sally cups Sally cake cupcakes and threw them in her bra.
A
Well, she's a Miami girl. That's very Miami style. I'm getting.
B
And we all know how hard it is to get anywhere in Miami.
A
That's why I found a Utah man. Because he's gonna make you look like a normal person.
B
Wow. You look like more than a normal person though, Morgan. You're a supermodel, but you don't see my titties. Show me them titties, girl.
A
I'll show you. And then you'll be like, yeah, you should do it.
B
Okay, remember when I told you guys I got in a fight with guy at the place that's like, not. Wait, are we on Hazeltine?
C
I don't know. You're really gonna derail a boob job story?
B
You're right. That was selfish.
A
My philosophy.
B
We're out of space on the memory card.
A
Oh, well, I'm still going on mine. You can pick up the dildo cam.
C
Period one, take two.
B
This is the worst job I've ever had.
C
Sorry. What?
B
So, okay, you're doing also, like, every.
C
Time we've ever asked anyone, like, do you have a secret in the wings?
B
It's never been this good.
C
Nobody's ever told an actual secret.
B
Yeah. Are you okay with this, Morgan? Well, Morgan's like, you guys, I have a kid. I have a kid that none of you know about. The reason why I had to renovate my house is cause it's been living in my walls in a hamster ball. And I just couldn't tell any of you about it. And I'm so ashamed. Well, that was so low.
A
If I had something like that to back this up with.
B
Everyone's more upset about the fucking titties. The hamster kid.
A
Well, maybe that's why I'm soft launching it here. Because I'm afraid to tell my people because sometimes my people get really mad at me.
B
What do you. You gotta stop reading your comments because I think you're only seeing nasty ones. Like YouTube filters it to be hurtful.
A
YouTube does they really say for you and we're gonna hurt your feelings?
C
I'll tell you this. Podcast comments are always way nastier than vlog comments. And I think it's just because when you're talking for an hour, there's a lot of of opportunities for different people to disagree with anything you're saying.
A
Okay, so I'll give you my whole PR rant here that I've thought of myself.
C
Make sure you're getting this on my PR rant.
A
Everyone in my life tells me, Morgan, you have to stop living based on what people of the comments say. And the only reason that in the past five years of my life that I haven't got my fake titties that I've wanted since I was a wee 14 year old when everyone else got boobs and I did and is because I'm afraid of the Commentators. So this is my exposure therapy to living my life for something that I want to do and not being afraid of what the people say.
C
Wait, yeah, who cares? What the. Like, that's the thing. Like, you can never make a move based on what people think.
B
Wow. How. Where are they putting them in? Are they cutting your nipples open?
A
No. Oh, my God. You can't do that.
B
No, because then your nipples look like pepperonis that they just hot glued on.
A
No, I'm not doing all that.
B
What are you doing underneath so you're not have scars underneath more?
A
Well, I wanted to initially go through the armpit, but then you have to do sailing, which is kind of a nightmare.
B
I hate this whole story. And now I'm feeling sick from how much of that pineapple thing. You know what?
A
This is how I know that I'm confident in my decision. Because I need external validation for everything. And even when people tell me I shouldn't do it, I still want to do it.
B
Where the are we?
A
I don't know.
C
I think we're almost there.
A
So that's my story. Story.
C
Wow.
A
But you probably won't even be able to tell like you people.
C
Well, yeah, I didn't even know you had alleged lopside boops.
A
I do okay. If you guys want to see a picture.
C
I know, but it might be weird. You can show Lizzie.
B
Honestly, you guys, I cannot hold this.
C
Wait, is this a one way street?
B
I'm about to unalive myself over this camera holding. I'm not kidding. Every. My arms are cramping and I want to. I want to die.
C
Okay, well, then we'll stop. I just don't know if this is only a one way street.
B
It's definitely not, but you're going the right way if it is.
C
Okay, well, I hate to just end right here after Morgan revealed something so big.
A
Morgan, this is where we are, right?
B
Yeah, but we got to go that way. We got to go across a major intersection. What the were those directions?
C
Wow. Cameron Woods. This is quite the entryway.
B
I do have to say, Morgan, I love you so much.
A
Thank you.
B
And I don't want you to have this painful procedure and then be bummed out about it.
A
That would be a big bummer. To be sad.
C
That would be a big bummer.
B
And also, dude, I don't want you to be seeking external validation. I want you to be internally validated.
C
She's saying she's not for the first time.
B
Oh, that's nice.
A
It's supposed to be empowering. I'm doing it for me, not for the commentator.
B
Sorry, I'm dying.
C
This is a fine angle.
B
It's really good. Let me hang it up. It's so heavy.
C
Okay, you guys, well, I hope you enjoyed the after sip. If you want me to cut that, Morgan. And this is the after sip. Oh, no, I'm on drugs.
A
Are you guys okay? No, I think I just actually clinically shook them to their core.
C
If you want me to cut it, I will. I mean, I'm happy if you want to reveal it here, but if you decide that you want to wait to reveal it on your. Your own platform.
A
Oh, no, you can reveal wherever. This is my soft launch.
C
Okay. It goes up next Wednesday.
B
Oh, this is the scariest.
C
If you decide before then you don't want to share, let me know.
B
Well, I. Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God.
A
I think the only flaw with people getting this is my take. Okay? It's more flawed to get something done and then act like you didn't than to just say that you did.
C
Yeah, that is a little spooky.
B
So I don't think there's shame in it. My. My thing is I'm. I'm concerned about your health and well being.
A
I know.
B
And your time.
A
That's very nice of you, Lizzy.
B
Look how beautiful these leaves are.
A
It's very fall esque right now.
C
It really is like a fall movie.
B
Yeah.
C
Whoa. Are you getting this?
B
Yeah, of course I'm getting this. I'm a cinema tag.
A
I'm like, oh, my God, there are better uses to my funds.
B
Yeah, dude. Hella better uses to your funds.
C
Yeah, honestly, I'm in support of you just buying the condo in Calabasas.
A
Then I might have to cancel the tit job.
B
Oh, then buy that house.
C
Yeah, we're all in support.
B
Oh, I'm gonna vomit.
C
All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching the sip. Make sure that you subscribe to Morgan's podcast channel. It's her old main channel. Morgan Adams. We're gonna do a pod swap soon. Don't worry about it.
A
Yeah, maybe in Jan or fet.
B
Don't you worry about it.
A
Maybe a Valentine's. A Galentine's Spectacular.
B
Oh, that's cute.
C
Once she recovers from her boob job, I guess.
B
I guess in a week period.
C
Just like Lizzie.
B
You know what, Morgan? You're so brave.
C
Thank you. Am I gonna be able to park anywhere with these trash cans?
B
Yeah, park behind me. I'm about to leave. Oh, okay.
C
Subscribe to all of us. Links are in the description section below. We love you so much. And this is actually the end for two weeks.
B
This is act two weeks. When do we come back? Who cares? I'll see you guys later.
C
Maybe. We'll be. We're taking one week off for sure. And then depending on Lizzie's recovery, we'll be back.
B
Ernie will be here.
C
Ernie will be.
B
Ernie might already be here by the time you see this. If there's a God, you know what I'm saying? If someone's like, God, give Grant. Lizzie a break. Look how old I look. And disgusting.
A
I bodied that whole milkshake and that turned. Just shook it up.
B
Dude, the tiny sip of milkshake I have is making me want to di.
A
It's so good.
C
These spots are too small to di.
B
Di, girl, I'm about to leave. Yeah, okay.
C
Pie. Get out of here.
A
Good night, Sip.
B
Good night. We'll see you in the new year.
C
Bye.
B
Bye.
Episode Date: December 24, 2025
Hosts: Ryland Adams, Lizze Gordon
Special Guest: Morgan Adams
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This episode is peak Sip: unscripted, unfiltered, and unexpectedly heartwarming. The fast food taste tests serve as a backdrop for stories about family, self-acceptance, and the ever-present anxiety of living life online. Whether they're dissecting the politics of the call sheet, gushing over set crew, debating "coolness," or supporting Morgan through her big reveal, Ryland, Lizze, and Morgan offer a genuine glimpse into their messy, affectionate world.
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