Tasting COSTCO’S Secret Menu with Shane and Spencer!!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting COSTCO’S Secret Menu with Shane and Spencer!!!

Date: October 8, 2025
Guests: Shane, Spencer

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Overview:

This episode is a dynamic blend of the usual banter between Ryland, Lizzie, co-producer Chris, plus guests Shane and Spencer, centered around the duo's mission: trying viral "secret menu" food hacks from the Costco food court. In between taste tests, the hosts tackle deeply personal subjects—pregnancy struggles, friendship in adulthood, celebrity gossip (with a focus on Taylor Swift), food obsessions, and the realities of parenthood—while keeping their humor uncensored and their commentary sharp. Expect lots of laughter, chaos, and, as always, a no-topic-off-limits approach.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Banter, Life Updates, and Baby Drama

• Ryland jokes about arriving early for the first time, only for Elizabeth to not be ready ([02:05]).
• Lizzie’s pregnancy pains, baby shower planning chaos, and their complicated dynamic as friends and coworkers interweave throughout the conversation.
  • Quote: "I'm physically ruined because I talk about ugly babies." – Lizzie ([01:54])
• Discussion about karma, gate codes, trusting each other with keys, and sprout-related revenge burping.

2. Career Hustles and Hollywood Schemes

• Both are plotting unconventional ways to get noticed in Hollywood:
  • Lizzie’s attempts to get a literary manager by joining a book chain just to get his address and send pitches ([07:15]).
  • Ryland’s old-school auditions—dropping off a headshot and CD at Clevver, making persistent LinkedIn contacts ([06:39]).
  • Quote: "You've got to find the scrappy way in, period." – Ryland ([06:39])

3. Parenting, Boundaries, and Family Life

• Ryland describes his strict parenting style:
  • Quote: "If you do it again, we're going inside and they stop. Period." – Ryland ([11:48])
• Lizzie battlings late pregnancy symptoms (sore shoulders, contractions, hemorrhoids), commiserates humorously with Ryland about their mutual 'butthole pain' ([13:24]).

4. Friendship in Adulthood

• Deep dive into the difficulty of maintaining adult friendships, prioritizing nourishing connections, and letting go of "emotional vampires" ([46:35]).
  • Quote: "You have to leave it feeling good. You can't have adult friendships that detract from you." – Lizzie ([47:13])
• Accepting a shrinking friend circle as adult responsibilities grow heavy ([48:01]).

5. Podcast Celebrity Moment: The “Chit/Jay Renshaw” Revelation

• Ryland realizes he knows Chris’s comedy client “Chit” (Jay Renshaw), who used to book jobs Ryland wanted in his early days.
  • Ryland reminisces about not being out as gay, awkward encounters, and his jealousy of Chit’s success ([19:03]-[22:07]).
  • The group jokes about networking, acting, and who deserves what roles.
  • Quote: "Chris, you tell Chit right now, I'm a talented actress too. I can do hard things." – Ryland ([22:15])

6. Pop Culture Corner – Taylor Swift Movie & Album Review

Timestamps: [25:15]–[41:15]

• Ryland and Lizzie go to see Taylor Swift’s new film at the theater, then critique the concept of charging for content that’s mostly released for free.
• Analysis of Taylor’s album rollout, the pressure of stardom, and response to online criticism. Debate: Did the album bring enough bangers?
  • “If you're at the pinnacle of success, it's impossible to please the masses... Anyone that has had an ax to grind with Taylor, this is their time.” – Ryland ([31:40])
  • “There's power in saying, okay, so a troll does a troll and doesn't like me. Okay, bye.” – Lizzie ([40:10])
• Touch on fan/critic hypocrisy and “haters who are ugly AND mean.”
  • “You don’t get to be ugly and mean.” – Lizzie ([38:30])

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The Main Event: Costco Secret Menu Hacks

Begins [57:58]

1. The Mission

• The crew hits Costco to try:
  1. The viral "Pumpkin Pie Milkshake" (pumpkin pie mixed into a vanilla sundae)
  2. Chicken bake stuffed with a hot dog (the “Chicken Glizzy”)
  3. Ice cream sandwich using Costco cookies and soft serve
  4. Brownie sundae

2. The Costco Experience

• Rants about how much they hate navigating a busy Costco ([61:31]).
• Persnickety debates about which cakes to buy and why Costco sheet cakes are suspiciously cheap.

3. Food Tasting Reactions & Ratings:

• Calzone: "I like this more than their pizza, maybe." – Ryland ([71:51])
• Chicken Bake + Hot Dog ("Glizzy"):
  • Assembly is chaotic and hilarious, involving “surgically injecting” hot dogs into chicken bakes.
  • "Listen, I'm not trying to be this girl, but I don't know if it'll fit." – Lizzie ([73:05]), and lots of suggestive banter.
  • Verdict: The classic hot dog on its own is better, but the hack is entertaining.
• Soft Serve Cookie Sandwich:
  • Unanimous hit.
    • "I'm so glad we didn't buy that sheet cake now." – Lizzie ([79:42])
    • “That is…like wedding cake good.” – Elizabeth ([79:35]).
• Brownie Sundae:
  • Surprisingly moist brownies. “The brownies hold the texture well,” notes Lizzie ([81:16]).
  • Another crowd-pleaser, but everyone is getting full.

4. The Main Attraction—Pumpkin Pie Milkshake

• Assembly is a mess ("It's way wetter than I thought"), but the presentation is Instagram-worthy ([87:16]).
• Split on the flavor: Spencer and Chris like it, Ryland finds it too “canned” and prefers the classic cookie sundae ([89:53]).
• Outtake banter about showers, cleaning feet, and shower loofah "techniques" ([84:24]).

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “If you want something different for your life... you’ve got to find the scrappy way in, period.” – Ryland ([06:39])
• “I think my problem with the chicken bake... It tastes like tuna fish with a lot of salt.” – Ryland ([75:26])
• “Eating a hot dog takes some time off your life and I’m just like, then I don’t want the time. Take it.” – Lizzie ([77:25])
• [Re: Taylor Swift’s critics] “You can be ugly and super fucking polite, but you don’t get to be ugly and mean.” – Lizzie ([38:30])
• “This whole episode is so sexy.” – Ryland ([78:15]) (after multiple food/innuendo moments)

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Top Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00-03:20: Opening banter, sprout drama, pregnancy update
• 06:39-07:07: Hollywood hustle advice, DIY networking
• 11:41: Parenting boundaries
• 13:05-14:20: Pregnancy pains and hemorrhoid banter
• 19:00-22:15: Ryland’s “Chit/Jay Renshaw” revelation, old-school acting rivalries
• 25:15-41:15: Taylor Swift movie/album hot takes—charging for content, banger debate, social media hate
• 46:35-49:55: Friendship in adulthood: emotional vampires and keeping your circle small
• 57:58–68:20: Costco adventure begins—debates, food, and chaos
• 70:06-73:30: Taste testing, assembling secret menu hacks (Chicken Bake + Hot Dog chaos)
• 78:03-79:50: Cookie ice cream sandwich—unanimous winner
• 82:55-89:53: Pumpkin pie milkshake assembly and reactions (mixed reviews)

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Podcast Tone

• Fast-paced, irreverent, ultra-candid, sometimes crass, and always relatable. Ryland and Lizzie riff naturally, alternating between sarcastic teasing, heartfelt advice, and oversharing about family and digestive health. The tone veers from mock-drama (“I was ready to walk out on. On the way in.”) to touching (“If you have a friend that's constantly bitching... not worth it.”) and back to the chaos of a group taste test (involving surgical hot dog insertions into chicken bakes).

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Final Takeaways

• The Costco food hack challenge is a hilarious, slightly messy journey—of the hacks, the ice-cream-cookie sandwich is the definite must-try.
• Personal updates include impending babies, friendship advice, and humorous TMI about pregnancy and buttholes.
• The group debates Taylor Swift’s newest album, the music industry’s demands, and the irrationality of online hate.
• This episode is classic "The Sip": over-the-top, intimate, loaded with honest takes and unpredictable laughter.

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If you want to laugh, learn about secret menu foods you (maybe) shouldn’t try, and hear real talk about friendship, parenting, and pop culture, this is the episode to cue up next.

Transcript

[Ryland Adams]

I have big news.

[Spencer]

So we're taking an entire piece of pumpkin pie.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Spencer]

And then we're.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, come on.

[Ryland Adams]

Here. Thicker things have spit into smaller holes. My butthole's been hurting too.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

Twins. Oh. Oh, wow. That looks gorgeous. That's a perfect dog. Whoa.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let's get a couple of cakes.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. Chris is writing notes. Like, we have to cut some things. Elizabeth Gordon, the woman working. Yeah. What are you doing?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Texting.

[Ryland Adams]

About what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Anything. My baby shower.

[Ryland Adams]

Which you are such a nightmare about.

[Spencer]

I.

[Ryland Adams]

Because you like you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Whatever.

[Ryland Adams]

It's coming up. It's gonna be a great time.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I've been so chill. She's like, how have I not been chill?

[Ryland Adams]

You don't want to be involved, but you want to be involved, but you don't want to know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't want to be involved.

[Ryland Adams]

And then I got in trouble.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How have I tried to be involved?

[Ryland Adams]

Sometimes I just ask a preference. I'm. Would you prefer this or that? And you're like, it's a surprise. And I'm like, is it. It's a sprinkle.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I thought it was a surprise.

[Ryland Adams]

Whatever. I have two games planned. Since you love games.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know everything about it. You've told me everything. There is no surprise.

[Ryland Adams]

No, you don't.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Huh. I literally have lots of surprises.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is JoJo coming?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean. No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Then I'm not going.

[Ryland Adams]

No. No. JoJo, this party's over. Where is she? Isn't she, like, in the uk?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, but, like, you guys are close, personal friends. You could bring JoJo, add it to the list.

[Ryland Adams]

Should I add it to the list? I mean, that would be. How could I create a stage that quickly?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She is the stage.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but what about the.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She could do Betty Davis Eyes with a guitar or just get a drum set. Get a drum kit. She can know. She can use Max and Jets drum kit.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Lizzie, the woman who doesn't believe in karma, which is very weird, by the way. You don't believe that the energy that you put out comes back to you in some way?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I totally do. That's why I'm saying I'm physically ruined because I talk about ugly babies.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay. Yeah. So you do believe in karma to.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Some degree, but I don't think in, like, an overwhelming way.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, Lizzie's karma this morning was that I showed up 45 minutes early to be prepared to get for the first.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Time in five weeks. Ryland showed up 45 minutes.

[Ryland Adams]

Get a key. I don't care. Get a key.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How do I get a key?

[Ryland Adams]

Lizzie can't even remember.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How do I get a key?

[Ryland Adams]

Elizabeth can't remember the gate code to my house. This. That has been the same for five.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Maybe that's because I can mind my own business.

[Ryland Adams]

So I can't imagine giving her a key and then putting her in charge of turning off the alarm when she.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you can't trust me. Maybe you could trust Chris for that. Number two. Chris and I have shown up and sat in our cars in the parking lot for 30 to 40 minutes waiting for your ass.

[Ryland Adams]

Why are you guys showing up 30 to. Then tell me then why?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And then we finally come here at a time when it works for us to not sit in our cars in the parking lot, and you're like, is everybody. I'm early. For the first time, if I mention I'm gonna be a. I just wanted.

[Ryland Adams]

A little bit of attention. I wanted. I wanted.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Honestly, we give you the attention. We're always like, where you at?

[Ryland Adams]

I. No, no. I wanted the attention for being early. I wanted the accolades. Like, oh, my gosh, he's early. To accommodate us, who are always.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You've conditioned us to not expect that.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So we have. We have evolved.

[Ryland Adams]

And honestly, I didn't even want you guys here. I was enjoying this office space alone.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Like, for someone who sent 25 text messages to us. Where are you guys?

[Ryland Adams]

I said, one group text. Just being like, I'm here. Was it one?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Was it one?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no, it escalated after. You guys were crazy. But then I, as a normal person. We were crazy as a normal person. I then go and I check in on Elizabeth's location. Like, is she really late on the day that I'm early? No, she's across the street at Hank's Vehicles period. And I say, hey, mamacita, what are you getting me? And she said, nothing. So you know what I did? I stole the sprouts that she put to the side, and I burped them in her face. You know what's worse is that karma.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Fucking maniac. For that.

[Ryland Adams]

A sprout burp? Have you ever had just sprouts ate like, you're a alpaca.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's like.

[Ryland Adams]

And then burped in someone's face. I didn't even mean to, honestly. She was, like, preparing her ad read for the day, and I was just standing nearby, and it was one of those. Like, it came in my mouth, and it wasn't even loud, but I opened my mouth, and then it was really.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dude, here's the deal. This is probably the last episode of the Sub you're ever going to see.

[Ryland Adams]

Don'T manifest that you're strong. This is such a good job.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I love it. And have to quit because I'm petty.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Just kidding.

[Ryland Adams]

Just because of the sprouts.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That was the final straw. I was ready to walk out on. On the way in.

[Ryland Adams]

If you would have brought me a bagel that was without sprouts. There would have been no sprout burp.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I ordered a bagel without sprouts. I ordered a bagel without sprouts. But here's the deal. I have very specific obnoxious orders.

[Ryland Adams]

We know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. So when I went into the bagel place this morning to order this bagel, I could not in good conscience do it twice. Do you know what I'm saying? Like you can just be that annoying motherfucker.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't need any modifications.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, your bagel is nothing but modifications. The thing that I order for you is all modifications.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, that's because it's your husband's order. No, no.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm not getting you in normal order. You love that.

[Ryland Adams]

Fine.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You love the modifications.

[Ryland Adams]

Where are you getting all these pretty dresses?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Nuuly.

[Ryland Adams]

Really? And they won't sponsor you? No, just like American High. You scream and scream and scream about a and they just won't give you the attention.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Listen, like, what do I have to do something violent?

[Ryland Adams]

What's. I mean, what's the update?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I have to come to your house. American High is playing very cool considering how badly they must want us.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, okay. Why did you believe that a company wanted to work with our film? Like, didn't you have contact from within the inside?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

And so have you circled back since we've caused.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm scared. I'm scared to circle back now.

[Ryland Adams]

Circle back and see. See me? I'll take over as a parent.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Just. I think we should just get bigger and bolder with our attack. No, I think we need to equally until we get our way. And here's the thing that your approach didn't work.

[Ryland Adams]

I think we should take my lead. You see me with the person on the inside and then I say, hey, Juliet. What's her name? Don't tell me, hey Juliet. Let's start figuring out how we can make this a reality. We're going to have a big return for you because people are going to show up in a big way to support me as an actor that you all know and is talented and great.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Definitely not cc you. I think the better entry point is yours hasn't worked because we haven't harassed and bullied hard enough. We have to go deeper and harder. Like, there's probably a 19 year old running American highs.

[Ryland Adams]

Let's hit CEO.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, let's go on link. This is what I did when I was unemployed. I have looking for a job. This is how you got to get crafty, girls. If you want something different for your life than you have right now, you've got to find the scrappy way in, period. I would always go on LinkedIn because that's where you can access people's information. And then I'd find email. I'd put together a really nicely produced video, and I would email them the video with, like, something that would catch their eye. And that's how we need to act now.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let's do it.

[Ryland Adams]

All right.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay. Period. I have another. I have another psycho plan that I'm gonna pull the trigger on.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Right now. Does it involve them?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, but it's pretty great. Can I just share it?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. You're looking so plump.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm not doing.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, we'll get to that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So I want this manager at this management company for my screenplay writing. And I have their address because you know how, like, on Instagram, sometimes people will post, like, join this book chain, and I'll give you the address of the last person who joined the book chain, and you send that person a book, and then you'll get three books from whoever sends whatever. Like, it's like chain mail for books.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Sounds annoying, but I get it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So I signed up for that because this woman is a manager at a management company that I want to be managed by.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So I was like, I'm in. I'm in book club. It's like, I don't want to be in your book club. You guys are all. And honestly, the books I got, I was like, I was right. I didn't want to be in those books.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, I already tried starting a book club, and my partner won't. Won't entertain it. He literally won't. We literally. We have so much stuff filmed that we've never released because it's just bad. Yeah. Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

All right. Okay. So I got the number, the address for this manager that I want to represent me. So I have his address because I'm a psycho and I sent him a book. But I've been thinking, I want to print up a milk carton. And on the milk carton is a QR code for my screenplay, Friends Forever. And on it Is a picture of my face, and it says, you're missing client.

[Ryland Adams]

What does the milk represent?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, back in the day when kids went missing, their faces would be put on milk curtains. Oh, is that not a great idea?

[Ryland Adams]

Does the screenplay deal with missing children?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm the missing client. Oh, no client that you're missing.

[Ryland Adams]

I just don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Reference. So it would be like my headshot. And then I would say, missing your missing client.

[Ryland Adams]

I like the way I got my job at Clever was.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It doesn't seem like it works if you have to explain it, though. But I'm wondering if this is Ryland specific.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, do you guys get the milk carton reference? Yes or no?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay. Just wondering.

[Ryland Adams]

I want to know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I want to know too.

[Ryland Adams]

Just let us know. But, like, I. I personally, I probably already told the story, but I like getting face to face or as close to face to face as with the reality of what I want. When I wanted a job at Clevver, I made my video leaning on my dining room table, counting down the top five reasons they should hire me to work at Clevver, period. And then I put my headshot, I put it in a folder, I put all of my materials, and I walked into the doors of Clever, hit their receptionist with, hey, I'm looking for the executive producer here. Is he available? She said, no. And I said, okay, well, can you leave this with him?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Period?

[Ryland Adams]

And then when did you leave a thumb drive? No, it was a folder with my headshot. And then there was, like, a CD that you could put it. I mean, it was when I was 19. It's 14 years ago.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my.

[Ryland Adams]

14 years ago. 14 years ago. Can you imagine?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Your dreams are a teenager now, and look at how they've blossomed crazy into a. An aggressive set where everyone feels uncomfortable because Sally's breathing down their neck.

[Ryland Adams]

We love Sally. Sally is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, yes.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm obsessed with Sally. And I'm finally feeling great again. Like, I'm feeling, in a way, when the kids were sick and we were all down and out and miserable, and I was treading water, trying to stay afloat. I was really getting sad just because it's like, oh, but finally I wake up, like, early, ready to tackle the day again, and I'm just like, oh, there she is. Hey, nice to see ya.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Hey.

[Ryland Adams]

Hey, nice to see you. Meanwhile, my bestie, best friend's dying.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is that me?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. When I saw publicly when I saw you yesterday. And like, Bill, we had, like, a baby play date.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And Billy's like, my Kids and Billy are just running all over the place. Lizzie's, like, 18 months pregnant. Just like I thought. If you get any bigger, how are you gonna manage this?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't think I can.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a lot.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's why I'm trying to teach him how to walk with purpose, you know, like, if you can just walk with purpose.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, you were laughing at me yesterday. When I get a little. I get stern with my boundaries, and Lizzie just couldn't. She just, like, laughs so hard, but I'm like, but that's how we can productively play in environments that aren't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, your kids are very well, like, well behaved. They mind what you say.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, we have our courtyard, and there's, like, steps down from the courtyard, and we're playing in the courtyard. They can't go off the courtyard. And that's how we maintain fun. Like, they can do whatever they want as long as they step down. And then when we step down, it's a different ballpark. Then crack away basketball. Then we're doing. So I'll be like, no, get back. And then Lizzie's, like, dying at my boundary.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But it works.

[Ryland Adams]

It's that tone.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's no back. And the boys get really slow.

[Ryland Adams]

And you don't repeat yourself a lot of times.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you can't repeat yourself because it's why.

[Ryland Adams]

And if they don't do it and I pick them up, and then if they try to test it again, I say, if you do it again, we're going inside and they stop. Period.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Period.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you were talking.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Was I?

[Ryland Adams]

And then I had to, like, override it with my baggage.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What do you want me to say?

[Ryland Adams]

Just how. Oh, you're talking about how you're unwell.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I'm unwell. I've had a headache for, like, five days. I've got knots in my shoulders that are so profound, you wouldn't even understand. I was trying so hard to get my ish together so that I could come play at your house. Because honestly, it's better when I leave the house. Like, it's easier to be uncomfortable out of the house if you're in the house. It gets worse and worse and worse. And so during nap time, I had, like, the heating pad wrapped around my neck. I had a red light laser helmet on because I thought it's. It's mostly supposed to stimulate hair growth, but if it's stimulating anything, it was like, maybe it'll help my headache. So I had the red light helmet on.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you not have those? Like, I use the, like the heat of all rice pack, like, you know. Oh, I mean, throw them in the microwave.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't have one of those, but I would love one of those.

[Ryland Adams]

They're so good. Every time I have a headache, I heat it up and I just sit there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I had to. Yeah, I couldn't lay down because if I laid down, it got worse and I was just sobbing like, I've never been in so much pain that I'm just sobbing. It's like a relentless.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, what hurts? A lot of people were asking for a pregnancy update, so you might as well just tell us where you're at.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

My shoulders hurt. My tramp stamp region really, really hurts. Walking's getting hard. I'm starting to have Braxton Hicks contractions, which doesn't mean anything. I'm peeing a lot. My butthole hurts. And I definitely have hemorrhoids.

[Ryland Adams]

My butthole's been hurting too.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh my God. Thank God for that pink stuff. My feet really hurt.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm too lazy to put the pink stuff on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, you can't.

[Ryland Adams]

It's just like a mess.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Why do you mean it's a mess?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, you gotta like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not a mess.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, but then you're like, your fingers have been in your assholes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How many fingers are you using?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, typically just one, but it's like, if there's any on the inner, then it's like you have to stick it in a little. And then it's like, I'm paranoid. I'm like scrubbing. Hold on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're putting your finger in your butt?

[Ryland Adams]

If there's an inner hemorrhoid, I mean, I don' know what I'm dealing with.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I'm not putting it inside myself.

[Ryland Adams]

I only have hemorrhoids exclusively on the outside.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, my hemorrhoids are definitely innards, but I'm.

[Ryland Adams]

You need to stick it in a little. You don't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you don't. Baby, are you serious?

[Ryland Adams]

You got the pink cream needs to get a little up in there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, I'm sure it is. Getting up in there.

[Ryland Adams]

How? And then your underwear or a mat, it's just like, everything's a mess.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's a nightmare. When I go to the gynecologist and they're like, well, we're going to do a little cervical exam. I was like, no, we're not. Cuz my is covered in some pink right now and I'd rather not have you see how up that situation is. Even though you're going to Slice me open and pull this child out. I don't want you seeing my hemorrhoids unless you're gonna fix them. You know what? My friend is having a horrible butthole situation, has a horrible butthole infection, and they had to cut it out. Like an infection, Like a scoop of ice cream from his butthole. And the wound was.

[Ryland Adams]

So your friend, does he live with you?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's Baby Ky. That's what we call him on the streets. So Baby Ky had. Just has an open wound, like 3 inches by 3 inches, right around on his butt.

[Ryland Adams]

Is he gay?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No. It's pretty funny, though.

[Ryland Adams]

It seems like a big. Oh, but shitting would be awful.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

He's fucked.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He almost died, and then his wound went septic and they were like, you're fucked. You got to come to the hospital. Yeah, like a couple weeks ago. The pictures were insane.

[Ryland Adams]

How do you reroute your shit when something like that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not his butthole. It's butthole adjacent.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But honestly, I don't know how he's shitting because it's like. I don't know how he would sit to shit. He has a huge open wound. It's crazy. It's crazy. I wish we could show pictures of it.

[Ryland Adams]

You got pictures?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Of course.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, well, I have big news.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What's your big news?

[Ryland Adams]

Remember last week when we discovered Chris has a client named Chit?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I. Yeah. I'm not even gonna pretend like I don't already know. I know.

[Ryland Adams]

We were at dinner the other night. I was enjoying an olive oil martini. It was good. Yeah, it had some lemon grind olive oil. I was like, this is a parents night out. We don't have kids. Our husbands are at home dealing with that. Yeah. I was like, I'm having an olive oil martini. And then I was like, elizabeth, I have a story to tell you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And then he goes, but I can't tell you, so I'm gonna save it for the sip. And I was like, you don't get to do that.

[Ryland Adams]

But then I was like, but I have to. You're not gonna be.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're gonna forget, though, so it's fine. It's like, no, you're gonna forget. I'm gonna remember.

[Ryland Adams]

If I was gonna forget, I wouldn't be tell. And I told you I can't tell you. And she said, no, I'll act like I never knew. Here she is acting like she knows I couldn't act. Why can't you? You're trying to propose a Christmas movie.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What is the relationship between the Christmas movie and shit?

[Ryland Adams]

You just said you can't act.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'm like, you're trying to act in a Christmas movie? Speaking of acting, I might have a big break soon because Shane is gonna execute on making something, and he put, like, a low key part in a role for me. But then when he, like, expanded on that, that part expanded, and now I, like, feel like he can't recast me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wait, can he cast me?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You gotta know. You sleep.

[Ryland Adams]

This is my husband nepotism.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Get me some husband nepotism. I want in. Does he need a miserable pregnant woman?

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, he's like, the role that was once for you is now kind of big. And I. I thought, well, I don't know if I can.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Was Lizzie available? Did she do it?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. And he's like, I don't know, maybe we'll do the table reading and see if you land. And I thought maybe you should write me a smaller part. I'm fine, I'm fine. Just starting small and working my way up.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Talk about chit.

[Ryland Adams]

Talk about chit. Okay. Chit?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. Is that his name?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, that's his character's name.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, okay.

[Ryland Adams]

But I had not come across his sketches. And so when he was back there trying to find a chair for himself after Chris was kneeling on the floor like a psychopath on wood floor.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let's give some backstory.

[Ryland Adams]

Too old to be feeling on wood.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Chris, you're jumping into it like a crazy person. It's like we're on cocaine again. Here's the deal. Last week, Chris was getting calls and text messages during the show. We were like, chris, are you joking me? He goes, it's my client, Chit. And we were like, who? And then he goes, oh, do you know my client Chit? And we were like, no. And then cut.

[Ryland Adams]

Looking for the black person in here. Yeah. Oh, yeah, right.

[Chris]

Person here.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, right. What is that? He had one. He had. Well, now he's doing very well now, but he had. I guess the origins were that that this one sketch went viral. And so Chris walks in days later, after we filmed the sip, when we're filming the Shane Dawson podcast. Are you following?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And what? Spencer's here or Shane, focus up, focus up. Focus, focus, focus. And so Chris walks in and he goes, oh, by the way, like, Chit is actually Jay Renshaw and he knows you. And I go, oh, my God, your client's Jay Renshaw.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Ryland Personally knows chit from like 20.

[Ryland Adams]

Years ago, 15 years ago, back when I was dropping off videos at Clevver, begging for a job. And I always was pissed because Jay Renshaw would book the roles that I wouldn't. Specifically. There was this job called Diary of a Teenage Nobody. And it was somebody's graduate project, I think from maybe usc. But there was a gay character I hadn't like, fully come out yet. And I thought, oh, this is art imitating life. This is gonna be. Because the character was also, like, struggling with realizing his sexual identity and making that his thing, his outer thing, because it is. I never struggled in a crazy way, but there is just this inner thing. When I. When I met you, I was working at Lapun and I.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He was not out.

[Ryland Adams]

I wasn't telling people I wasn't gay, but people would just assume or they'd ask, are you dating? Or whatever. And I just wouldn't really answer. So then when I was ready to come to terms after I had jacked a man off in a car and thought, this is me, I saw rainbows and I thought, this is me. This is. This is the life. It all clicks. This is why I've been running from girls who have been throwing themselves at me. Look out.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Cause here I come.

[Ryland Adams]

You didn't even get that flex in high school. So many women just.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And I'm jacking off to the beat I drum.

[Ryland Adams]

So many women just throwing themselves at me in high school, period. And all my friends being like, why aren't you taking that?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, this is always crazy to me too. Cause when I met you, a girl I was working with in the juice box was throwing herself at you.

[Ryland Adams]

Yes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And I was like, he's gay, dude.

[Ryland Adams]

But I really.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I like and I have horrible gaydar.

[Ryland Adams]

She even took me. She was house sitting at her aunt's house. She took me there. We spent the night, we stayed in the same bed. And she was like, heavily insinuating she wanted something to happen, and I just couldn't do it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think she would have fucked me at the time as well. She was a weirdo.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Have you ever checked in on her, like, hate her? I mean. Stop. Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, was that too much?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean. Yes, you can't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was nasty.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay? Just.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was toxically nasty.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was. Anyway, it's okay for people to be toxically nasty. Just not in my house.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not that I felt I'm the.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Toxic nasty in my house.

[Ryland Adams]

It's. We know. It's not that I felt any sort of way about being gay. It's that I felt like I maybe it. It felt like, was I lying to these people? And it's like, no, I wasn't lying to them. I just wasn't. I hadn't come to the point in my life in which I was ready to, like, openly discuss with others.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is Chit gay?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. Maybe. I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is dangerous.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry. I literally know nothing. I know nothing. Okay, how does this all lead back to Chit? So Chit's booking the roles that I want chicks. Not is Chick. Chit's a talented actor. Oh, no. Chris is writing notes like, we have to cut some things. Are you texting Chit? He booked the character that I was dying to get right. And then he kept. I mean, he's consistently, like, booked things, so he's a good actor. Yeah. And so I just thought, wow, that's crazy. I do know. I do know Chit. I do know Jay Renshaw. And you know what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Can I see a picture of this guy?

[Ryland Adams]

I wish him very well. And I also told Chris all day. I was like, well, I want you to tell Chit I'm also a talented actor.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Tell Chitty's doing really well.

[Ryland Adams]

And then I nailed the thumbnail for Shane's podcast. In the first take, Chris took a photo, and Shane was like, that's it. We got it. And I said, chris, you tell Chit. Chris, go tell Chit right now that I'm a talented actress, too. I can do hard things. I'm a good actress, period. Now you have me nervous that he's texting Chit.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, he's pulling up a picture because I don't know what Chit looks like. Careful. Cords, cords.

[Chris]

This is the character versus. Versus the real him.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's a beautiful man. Chris has been you guys for hours on same casting.

[Ryland Adams]

Exactly. And he was working.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wow. I hate him, too.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't say I hate him.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Do you have a podcast? Do you need a co host? I'm just wondering, do you show up early or on time? Will you give me a key to the office?

[Ryland Adams]

So will Chick give me a role in one of his gigs? We'll see.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We both want to work with you.

[Ryland Adams]

I can't do that. I'd crumble under the pressure.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm so sorry. Something crazy is happening in my back.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It just hurts so bad.

[Ryland Adams]

So if anybody can put your belly band on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, that's not gonna help my back.

[Ryland Adams]

I thought it relieved the pressure, by the way.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I just wanted everyone to know that I'm not just constantly leaning forward to fart a little bit. It's just because I have a crazy cramp in my back that I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

Know how to manage.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But I'm definitely not just farting a little bit. Is something ringing?

[Ryland Adams]

Are they gonna let him know I'm a good actor?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Chit.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'll let you know when I go interview. I mean, hold on. Chris will ask.

[Ryland Adams]

No, Chris will tell. Have you seen him since I told you to tell him I'm a good actor? No, you haven't. Okay, Chris. Chris isn't loyal to me at all.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I haven't seen him.

[Ryland Adams]

You know who is loyal to me? Seatgeek. They have been supporting me and this show for years and years and years. And you already know SeatGeek is the number one rated ticketing app. They have over 28 million downloads. And that's because they're incredible. You can drink.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know, but it's going to be loud.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, then just take your mic away.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's what I'm doing.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's inspirational. And also, it's not just live music. It's basically any live event. You can get on seeking and see if you need a seat. Call your geek.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let's make that more of a hot topic.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, I think we can translate this into hot topics.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Seeing Northwest after we saw.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. You just ruined the punchline.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, we're gonna get to the punchline. The punchline leads us into Hot Topics. That was what I. That was my point. No, no, no. What?

[Ryland Adams]

You just ruined the punchline you pulled at me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Edit this, edit this. Rewind, rewind. Take it back.

[Ryland Adams]

Go. It's Friday night. Lizzie and I.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's Friday night.

[Ryland Adams]

Lizzy and I decided to have a date in Calabasas at the Commons. First, we're hitting dinner at Superba. Second, we're going to the Calabasas movie theater to see the Taylor Swift movie. We had a great dinner.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We had a great dinner.

[Ryland Adams]

The Blossom. What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was just gonna say we have to make a public service announcement if you're going to Superba and you think you're gonna get a zucchini squash blossom that's been tempura and it's full of ricotta and it's delicious and delectable.

[Ryland Adams]

You're wrong.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not tempura. It's just a soggy old flour with some ricotta in it. And honestly, it hits different and not in a good way.

[Ryland Adams]

It would be. It would be fine had we not known what casualina had to offer.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it would be everywhere else. Deep fries it and it's like, why wouldn't you? Superba. Why wouldn't you?

[Ryland Adams]

But the rest of their food was fantastic.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The rest of it was fantastic, but low key. Those blossoms sucked.

[Ryland Adams]

We were sitting out on the patio, perfect weather, blue skies, palm trees behind us, sipping an olive oil martini, having a great time.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Until the Blossoms.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, the Blossoms happened pretty early on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know, so. And I had a horrible time.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I think we recovered. I'm still upset. Those chips are like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, yeah, they had good. They have good, like, fresh made French onion dip for chips. And it's just delish.

[Ryland Adams]

We got that pasta that was good. Lizzie wouldn't let me get the hamburger too. She was like, you're trying to do too much. Especially if we want to get popcorn at the movie theater. The popcorn was a little old.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The popcorn was a little.

[Ryland Adams]

The popcorn wasn't great. We still downed a lot of it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We did.

[Ryland Adams]

Which leads us to Taylor Swift. Hey, girl, how you tubing? What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What do you mean? You want to talk about the album.

[Ryland Adams]

Now or the movie or the album? Where do you want.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, it's the same thing.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Is it?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. So here's the deal. The Taylor Swift film, I felt like she should not have charged money for it.

[Ryland Adams]

I feel like. Well, she said inside of the film, as they were creating and filming the Music video. I think the other co director or the AD or somebody said it's a shame that people can't experience this on the big screen because it is a big production with a big budget. And she thought, well, it can be. And where I think things like where the water Got muddy is I feel like if she was gonna do this, it probably should have been an exclusive release party first because. But I think she didn't want that to tamper with the numbers. Because if Taylor's releasing an album, she want streams and the. The buy through rate to be the highest so she can break not only her own records, but Adele's record. So I think she was like, I want to have my cake and eat it too. With the rollout of the release, which is totally fine.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But it's like the film itself. I think the tickets were like $12 a piece, which is cheaper than a regular movie. So like that's kind of cool. And I think you do have to pay something so that you can afford to put the film in theaters.

[Ryland Adams]

She could have. She could have just like partnered with somebody and had it been the music video play as a trailer before every movie, that could have been an option.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, no, I mean, I liked the event of it all and I loved the behind the scenes of it. I thought that was incredibly cool. I thought it was super empowering as a woman in film to see that. I love listening to her.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't regret going.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I don't regret going either. I had a lot of fun. I. But it's like all of these things are things that get released on the Internet for free.

[Ryland Adams]

It's nothing you couldn't access immediately. She actually did quite a big press tour for this. She was hitting all the radio shows, shows in London after I got home from the movie that night. I like search Taylor Swift on YouTube and all the radio shows. She's giving the same information on the radio shows that she talked about in the movie.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

So I think it was more for super fans that just wanted to experience.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It together, which I do love a unifying element to it all. But it's like also it's so easy these days to just pull out your phone and like do a little cell phone recording and like, like maybe give us like a little bit like give us a little vlog moment. Like, but just these like super curated sit down talk to cameras that you're giving to everyone anyway. And the lyric videos that everyone has access to anyway, but charging us money for it was a little bit like, sorry, I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't know my.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe Carlos. Who's Carlos? It's Chit. Okay. Do you hear me? He's like, I heard. You're trying to ruin my public image. We need to talk. Sorry, Jay. Oh, shoot. That derailed my. Is Billy okay? No, Billy's not okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, Billy's fine. His father is in danger.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. I'm sure he's fine.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Billy has a short day at school today And Joe's like 12:45. Right. And it's like, no. 12:30. They're gonna charge me a million dollars for that. 15 minutes and there's no aftercare.

[Ryland Adams]

Where were you? So Char. Okay. You were in the movie talking about the movie theater.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. I just feel like they shouldn't have paid. We shouldn't. They shouldn't have charged us 12 dol. Dollars for something that's all being provided for free on the Internet.

[Ryland Adams]

And she did do something similar to this on Disney plus during the pandemic. I think it was for. Was it the tortured poets department folklore and Evermore. Yes. Where she taught. She did the same thing essentially. And just put it straight to one of the streamers. Yeah, I would have appreciated that. I don't regret going, but I agree. It's like. I think it was specifically for super fans because it is all things you have to access to.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And like I said, I loved all the BTS moments. I loved the making of the music video.

[Ryland Adams]

I really like on YouTube soon, like the behind the scenes. I'm sure she'll eventually put on YouTube. The music video itself was also on YouTube before the movie was even out of theaters.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. I do get wanting to see the music video on the big screen. I'm just saying make it up. Make the all. The whole package worth it.

[Spencer]

Right.

[Ryland Adams]

I think, like, pivoting to the album, I think Taylor was in an impossible position. I think being at the height of the most famous pop star career that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There is she being scrutinized. Girl.

[Ryland Adams]

Any.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But what I'm saying is under a microscope.

[Ryland Adams]

Any. Anyone that has had an ax to grind with Taylor, this is like their time to vocalize it on the Internet. Yet. I'm just saying, like, when you're at the pinnacle of success, there's. It's almost impossible to please the masses. Like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And haters going to hate.

[Ryland Adams]

Haters are definitely going to hate. I think, personally, like, the album is good. It's a Taylor Swift album.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I love it.

[Ryland Adams]

It's what I would expect from Taylor Swift, where I feel like we went a little bit wrong. If I'm just stating my opinion is how the rollout and how she promoted.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The album, I think that that's subjective. I. I think that's interpreted by you and I. And the longer I think about the showgirl of it all, each one of these tracks is kind of about a.

[Ryland Adams]

Showgirl, and that's fine. I'm just saying it, like, the way that they were discussing it on the podcast made it sound like they were all bangers. They were all, like, about her life behind the scenes on tour. And I just feel like. Like, I'm not even, like, the biggest Chaparral Roan fan in the whole world, but I cannot deny that her Pink Pony Club's a hit. Yeah, like, you hear it, it's a hit. You can't deny it. It's everywhere you go because it's a hit. I don't know that we got a banger banger from.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I disagree.

[Ryland Adams]

You think one of these songs is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Going to be Ophelia Banger. Opalite. Banger. Father figure.

[Ryland Adams]

I think for Taylor Swift thing fans.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think for Taylor Swift fans, Opalite for sure. Banger.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm talking about, like, nobody. If you didn't know who Taylor Swift was, you hear the song and you're like, it's. It will be. We'll see. We'll see. If one of these songs goes like a hit is undeniable. It's like you can't avoid it everywhere you go, you know? Like, I wasn't seeking out Shap. Whatever. I wasn't seeking her out, and I could not avoid her. You know what I'm saying?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm blocking her. I'm sending Cease and Desist. She's at my door.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know that this album was full of those, like, just, like Katy Perry's, like, Hot and Cold Teenage Girls. Like, those are undeniable. Or Teenage Dream. I'm just trying to. I'm trying to paint the picture of, like, the epitome of a hit. Yeah. I don't know that that's what we got here. Although I think Fate of Ophelia and.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think Opalite for sure is these. And that's only because those are the last two songs I heard in the car. Just want to make sure Joe's on Thank God.

[Ryland Adams]

And those aren't even the songs I liked from the album. My favorite. My favorite is Elizabeth Taylor because it hits hard once it starts hitting Elizabeth Taylor, not even taking the drama into account. Almost romantic. Or is that what? It's called Almost Romantic.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And then by the drama, you mean the Charlie xcx.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. And who.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know that I've even heard any Charlie.

[Ryland Adams]

She's having a huge year.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know, but, like, I haven't heard any of it.

[Ryland Adams]

I know. It's a different category than you. Like, you're a Taylor Swift girl through and through.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm like, yeah, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And then I would say my third favorite would be Honey.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I hate honey.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

See? So there isn't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Honey's. A skip for me cancels a skip for me. I'm almost out on wish list. But I'm not because it is how I feel about Joe.

[Ryland Adams]

And how do you feel about wood? That's what a lot of people were asking us specifically about. Wood.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wood, to me sounds like Ariana Grande.

[Ryland Adams]

Really? Yeah. I like the knocking of the wood in wood. People are, like, very upset that it's so vulgar. I'm like, it's not that explicit.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not. Nothing she's done is that explicit. I do love the line and father figure. Like, my dick is bigger.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It really works for me.

[Ryland Adams]

I feel for Taylor Swift because there's just nowhere. Like, every career has ebbs and flows and I just feel like. Like, it's like. I know I can't compare any of my life experiences to Taylor Swift, but even when Shane was at a point in his life where he was getting 30 million views, a video on YouTube, it's such an awful place to be because you're trying to chase what will sustain that and you're in a mental space of, like, what that means when there's that many eyeballs on you, and when it's even getting, say, 30 million views and the people that, like, love you are loving it, it's like. Well, then everybody who's ever had something not great to say about you, it's their time to just chime in. Yeah. I'm just saying it's not a functioning place to live life. Like, when we were in that state, it just felt like constant chaos. There was always, like, drama with another public figure that wanted to start drama. There was always. It just felt never ending. And like, the.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But I also think that, like, that's what you feed. Like, are you going to. Are you going to give nutrients to that monster or are you going to give nutrients to this. This other thing?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Baking her bread and she stays off the Internet.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but I hope the criticism from this album or people being vocal about this album doesn't put her into like a reputation esque spiral where she hides and like holding anger that because she is chasing public approval. That's Taylor's whole mo.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I actually, with this album, I kind of disagree like with that. What's the track that she's sitting down at the piano and she's playing in?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think so.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Eldest Daughter.

[Ryland Adams]

Her criticism from Tortured Poets was largely what I was saying outside of the people that loved it. So she wanted to give a. Give the. She wanted to give the masses an album of bangers. So she does take in to.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, sure, but she literally said that the whole point of Eldest Daughter is like, like you try. You're trying so hard, you're trying so painfully hard to be cool in this space that you don't fit into or want to be cool in. She's like, I don't give a. I'm not cool. I am cringy. I like being cringy. I'm having a good time. I'm a bazillionaire. But you just paid 12 for. I'm handing out for free on the Internet.

[Ryland Adams]

I understand what you're saying, but at the same time she's doing absolutely everything she can to break every record in the world. So it does. She does care more than anything.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, she's competitive about stuff.

[Ryland Adams]

Stuff.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But that doesn't mean.

[Ryland Adams]

But that's what I mean. But that's what I'm saying is like it's going to eat her alive if she consumes the criticism.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And maybe honestly the, the criticisms I see on Instagram that came out like, like rapid fire. It's like you didn't listen to it, you don't know it, you don't appreciate.

[Ryland Adams]

It, or you didn't like her to begin.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're me and you're mean. They're mean. They're mean things. And also it's coming from ugly, weird looking people. And here's the deal. You don't get to be ugly and mean.

[Ryland Adams]

Mean.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You can be ugly and super fucking polite, but you don't get to be ugly and mean. And it's less funny coming from you, by the way, because you look bitter and nasty.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just saying I hope for Taylor Swift that she can enjoy some peaceful time off, that she can get married and have kids if that's what she wants. Because that's what she alluded to, what she wants in wish list. So I just hope like this criticism doesn't cloud the way she moves throughout her life. But I feel like you're defending it without acknowledging the reality of her as we know it. Like, we've consumed her documentaries. We know how she's affected by the. I mean.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But I also think that she's gone to extreme lengths to not fall down that rabbit hole.

[Ryland Adams]

She sold 12 variations of the same album to break a record.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

To break a record. That's different.

[Ryland Adams]

Different. I don't think that it is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think it is, okay, because it's like.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, we're on the same team. I like Taylor Swift. I think the albums.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But you. You also love to hate her.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't. I really don't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This texts me.

[Ryland Adams]

I went to one week with a.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Grievance about her and hates her.

[Ryland Adams]

I went to her concert three different times. Yeah, I love this woman. I'm just saying the only. And I think the album is a good album. I think the way it was rolled out was a little misleading. And that's maybe why. Why she's being met with any sort of criticism.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, like, a lot of the criticism I'm seeing from ugly people is that she's acting like a person who lost her virginity late in life. Like, didn't you, too, dude?

[Ryland Adams]

All right, well, I have a bug bite on my ankle. It's really nasty, too. I like the album. I don't know what you want me to tell you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm just saying, like, I do think that there is power and being like, okay, so a troll does a troll and doesn't like me. Okay, bye.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just saying she could have released. I'm just saying.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Anybody on the Internet who's making up these memes saying, like, it's giving. Just had sex for the first time. As an elder person, it's like, then, when did you lose your virginity? When did you lose your virginity? You have to tell all of us now, because I bet it was late in life. Because how do you know that so well then? Because it seems like you lived it, you old virgin. That's what I have to say to the haters, okay?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just wishing her peace. She could have just released the re release of Reputation and it would have been a crowd pleaser. I'm just saying. And then she could have enjoyed the year that she's getting married. Married. She could have enjoyed having the kids. She could have really spent her time on whatever piece of work she wanted to do next.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But instead, she's crying in 17 mansions that she owns outright because old virgins who are uglier. Calling her also an old virgin. Do you see what I'm saying, though?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm always grateful to get a new Taylor album. I'm not, like, complaining about an album. Yeah, I'm just, I'm just. I'm just talking about it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I heard the chorus of Opalite and I just, like, can't wait to sing it to when we're up in the middle of the night.

[Ryland Adams]

What's that one?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Just drop the baby's name again.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you kidding me?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, but it's fine.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. We have some questions or just I asked for, like, on the Patreon, like, what people would want us to just, like, touch upon. We should really do another ad read.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, okay.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

Plans, thoughts, feelings, Plans? Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

You have plans on Halloween?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, of course. What we're going to retreating.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you know what Billy's gonna be yet?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

What's the family costume?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm recycling a little bit.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So one of my favorite costumes I ever was was the string. The saying, toss another shrimp on the barbie.

[Ryland Adams]

It's always a shrimp with you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

Have you ever not done a shrimp theme? Yes. It's either shrimp or lobster.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I've done not shrimp and lobster.

[Ryland Adams]

What's Billy gonna be?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

A shrimp.

[Ryland Adams]

And what's it Joe? A lobster?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, Joe's gonna be a barbecue guy and I'm gonna be a Barbie with and my bumps gonna be another shrimp because we're tossing another shrimp on the barbie.

[Ryland Adams]

And you guys are gonna walk door to door and trick or treat.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, cool. We are too. So far, we've only got one costume because I really, this year, I want my boys to pick their own costume. I want to take them to the store. I want them to be able to pick their own costume. I saw one dinosaur costume that I couldn't resist, and I was like, if that's what they want to be, then fine, I'll give them the option. But I do want to dress up ourselves this year too. To go trick or treating.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. Family.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, but we're families. We're not gonna go rage.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you gonna rage after?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We're going to a Halloween party with Babies on the 26th, and to that one, we might all just be Insane Clown Posse, because I think there's nothing funnier than a baby dresses. The Insane Clown Posse.

[Ryland Adams]

And obviously we're gonna go to Knights of the Jack where you just walk around and view all the fake pumpkin installations. Yeah, I bet Taylor and Travis will be one of the carved out puppies.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They were last year.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. So this year she'll be holding up her ring.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, remember, we learned they're not real pumpkins.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, it was devastating.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So it'll just be the same pumpkins as last year.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you don't rot. Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Because they're fake.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. It's still a good time. The Christmas one, we'll do it. The Halloween one was really fun, though.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, the Halloween one.

[Ryland Adams]

The Halloween one was really fun.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm excited for it. We've been taking Billy to the pumpkin patch, into the spooky Halloween store by the house and letting him get, like, interested in the decorations there.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you gonna take him to Underwood Family Farms?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What is that?

[Ryland Adams]

It's like a big farm with lots of activities.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, there's one, like, eight minutes from our house, and he's enjoying walking around there.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And it's like $4 for him to feed animals.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm gonna do that. And then when my family comes, I'll also go to the Calabasas Pumpkin Festival.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Cute.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you gonna go with us?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Sure.

[Ryland Adams]

It's on a Sunday.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Here we go.

[Ryland Adams]

Let's go. We went last year and it was really fun.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. I'm down.

[Ryland Adams]

And now the boys are, like, way more online.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

So it's gonna be a lot more fun.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We need to get leashes for these guys. Like, the more I think about it, like, we got to get them on a leash. Joe keeps talking about, like, an industrial harness so we can just clip Billy on to stuff. Stuff.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know. It's going to be a learning curve with the leash, cuz, like, does.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They're going to get yanked.

[Ryland Adams]

Doesn't Billy want to be, like, free range?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, but he doesn't feel free range to an extent.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But then, and then the extent hits and he gets.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Leolicious asked advice on maintaining friendships in adulthood. I'm struggling making time for everything right now. And I, I, I picked this because not only was I just complaining about this to you yesterday, but I think you'll have good advice because you have a million friends and some somehow maintain it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Right. Well, I will say this as a person with friends in adulthood and with children, as a person who lost her virginity at a young age, I.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, now you're shooting on Taylor Swift.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm not. I'm pretty sure Taylor Swift lost her virginity at a totally, like, young coming of age era in her life.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, okay. Back to friendships.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay. Back to friendships. Friendships. It's important that the friendships you keep nourish you. You can't have adult friendships that detract from you. If you have a friend that's constantly bitching and complaining, nothing's good enough. Everything's super hard with them.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, I You're not feeling better leaving this hangout session than you were going in.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

If someone's taking from you, taking your energy and like sucking your cup dry, it's like, like not worth it. Not worth it.

[Ryland Adams]

And as you get older and your time gets more and more limited, you just have to sat.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And it's not a sad thing, it's just.

[Ryland Adams]

It is what it is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Go let those people who are emotional vampires be emotional vampires with other emotional vampires. Cuz misery loves company.

[Ryland Adams]

Sometimes they don't even have to be a bad person. It's just like you're in different phases of your life. And that's fine. You have to be okay. Like I would say about 28. My circle got a lot smaller just because I was reprioritizing and refiguring out what worked for me. And it's not that I didn't like a lot of these.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No. It's just we have so much to do.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, you have so much to do and you fade away. And it's like I have one other friend outside of Lizzie. And I kept telling Lizzie, like we've been trying to plan a date to hang out for three months and things just keep happening. And it's like I can't even make time for my one other friend.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And that's. That's the other thing. If you're making time for a person, you gotta leave it feeling good. Like even the other day when we just had sandwiches outside your house. Cause you had hand, foot and mouth is.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, right.

[Ryland Adams]

I never got it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Prove it.

[Ryland Adams]

I. I literally could prove it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Show me your butthole.

[Ryland Adams]

I will.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I've been dying to. I think my hair is not your preference, but cream.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, but like even that I left feeling energized and recharged and it was like, what if we didn't do anything?

[Ryland Adams]

No, we sat six feet apart outside and ate our jersey mics. I'm on a Jersey mics kick.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dude, Billy's been eating my Jersey Mike.

[Ryland Adams]

So good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's so funny. He takes my sandwiches and eats.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you admitting that as a pregnant woman, who cares?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Guys, I had locks today to like write me up calls.

[Ryland Adams]

Call the cops.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Call the cops. Call cps. I don't know what to do. You got. I'm so hungry and I'm so miserable.

[Ryland Adams]

But I do think so. Hungry and miserable for Leah Licious. Prioritizing everything. If you. If your cup is not full, you can't make time. Or like if you're struggling to stay just afloat with all of. All the things you have to manage, you can't be like, killing yourself to carve out time for another person.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Make sure your house is in order before you go to order anyone else's house.

[Ryland Adams]

Exactly. And if your friends don't understand that, then they're not your true friend and they suck. Cut them off.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Because that's. That's also a symptom of an emotional vampire. Like, you're not giving me enough. Like, I don't owe you anything.

[Ryland Adams]

Actually. Just have to take off the stress.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

I don't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't want to give you anything.

[Ryland Adams]

Death, and then it's, like, not worth it. It's not worth it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And also, it requires nothing. You don't have to make an announcement. You don't have to send them a letter. It's just like, who's. No, I'm not available.

[Ryland Adams]

Who's going to acknowledge our ghost from Cracker Barrel back there?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know. I don't see it.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, he's back there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I can't see it. From my perspective, our ghost from Cracker.

[Ryland Adams]

Barrel is back there. And if you guys weren't realizing it. I'm upset. Call chat.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Call it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Plans for the holidays that will be like. And traditions that will be starting this year. I. I just think having a baby. I know. That's. And, yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The worst time to have a baby.

[Ryland Adams]

The worst.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The worst.

[Ryland Adams]

Right?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No one's going to help me.

[Ryland Adams]

No one's going to help her. And then your baby screwed fruit.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, nobody wants to celebrate the baby's birthday. We're, like, seconds away from Christmas.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What's six months after Christmas?

[Ryland Adams]

Like, July.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I have a July baby. Going forward, be advised.

[Ryland Adams]

We're gonna start June.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Who knows?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It might be May. Right. Because it's December.

[Ryland Adams]

You're gonna have a July baby next.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm just saying we're celebrating his birthday in July. Yeah, we're gonna celebrate his birthday.

[Ryland Adams]

Nobody's gonna be able to make his birthday party parties.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, unless it's a Christmas party.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Might come on Christmas Day.

[Ryland Adams]

Exactly. We don't. It could be Christmas Eve. It could be Christmas Day. Hope.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And, like, I. Like, if all goes according to plan, we'll be home by Christmas Day. But one thing I've learned about birth and stuff is, like, nothing goes according to plan.

[Ryland Adams]

Anything can't play.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Anything.

[Ryland Adams]

I. I wanted to go to Colorado for Christmas.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You can't.

[Ryland Adams]

But I'm just starting to think, like, my kids are, like, so much more Online. And it's like, I want them to experience Christmas morning. And I don't know that I can get, like, the gifts that I have for them, their wrap. It just seems confusing. So I might do Thanksgiving in Colorado.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I love that for me.

[Ryland Adams]

Christmas here. I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I want you here selfishly.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. Even though I won't let you.

[Ryland Adams]

I just had another sprout burp. Why are they attacking me? Like, I don't know, but I could.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Beat you to death with my bare hands. I'm so scared.

[Ryland Adams]

They want a Chris update. What's going on, Chris? Chris, give us something good. What's like, the craziest thing that happened to you this week?

[Chris]

I met a fan at a. At a metal show. Yeah, they're. Well, they're metal, Jason. They're called North Lane. And we were like in the pit and someone was like going nuts in front of us. And she turns around, she's like, oh, my God, Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

I was like, oh, my God. And then we.

[Chris]

Yeah, we had a great time. That was really cool.

[Ryland Adams]

You got a new shirt. That was really cool. Yeah, Chris looks good today. He looks like he's taking a business meeting after this and he's gonna leave us maybe. Are you working with Chit this afternoon? No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What's Chit doing?

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Is he hiring? I'm really excited.

[Chris]

I'm excited for a video to come out. It was his. Oh, I don't know if I can talk about it. Nevermind. I'm excited for it to come out.

[Ryland Adams]

We'll be watching.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Chris's big update is you need him to sign an NDA now.

[Chris]

Yeah, I feel like, I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Everything I do is work related.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not fun.

[Chris]

I don't have fun things.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't.

[Chris]

I'm going to Horror Night.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You went to a male concert that.

[Ryland Adams]

You'Re going to Horror Night.

[Chris]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

You're right, Chris.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Like, I don't do anything fun. But I did go to four movies this week. I went to a metal concert. I bumped into Blink 182 at a restaurant and they were all family Horror.

[Ryland Adams]

Nights on the book.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm going to Halloween Horror Nights. That's very, very packed calendar.

[Ryland Adams]

Amira wants us to announce her pregnancy. She said a lot of her friends watch the Sit but aren't on the Patreon. Can you believe she wants us? Has she not told them yet?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Amira's been pregnant.

[Ryland Adams]

We've been known, which is so crazy.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is it because we're better friends to her than her friends, probably.

[Ryland Adams]

Amira has it out for me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Really?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, yes. She's obsessed with me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, she wants me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Has it out for you. Does not mean that.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, it does in my mind.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

How's Lizzie doing mentally? Like, how are you? Oh, these are multiple questions.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I would say I'm physically broken, mentally blessed.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

The production company wants nothing to do with us.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. You are just going so fast.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How Liz is doing. Okay, great. Next.

[Ryland Adams]

How are you doing?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm told you physically broken, mentally blessed. As a pregnant person, I think it's very important that you spend a lot of time and energy working on your mental strength, because stamina is not just physical. It's mental as well. Are you trying to fuck me right now?

[Ryland Adams]

I have it out for you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Under the table. Rylan is stroking my foot, and I am soaking wet.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, really? You're dripping.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dripping wet. I'm not sure if it's a yeast infection or if it's because I'm turning. Turned on. It is a little itchy, so I'm gonna lean towards the yeast.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh. She just doesn't want to admit it because it will go back to the Reddit and then get back to her husband that she's wet for her gay husband.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There's such a funny thing going on because of Joe's nasty Reddit. Like, we. He was in my last vlog, and he's very sweet because he's a sweet guy.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah. So he's just full frontal and you're. I mean, like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I'm done playing his games.

[Ryland Adams]

You just show him in the vlog?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I'm like, I'm filming with you later.

[Ryland Adams]

I think you did the prank wrong, by the way. Way. As somebody who didn't know anything about the prank, I'm now here to police your prank.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Why?

[Ryland Adams]

You're supposed to say, like, it's not something you. It's not a gift you bought him. You're supposed to open the package that arrived at Jason, I didn't have a box. Get a box.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I didn't have the.

[Ryland Adams]

I did.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I bought a home.

[Ryland Adams]

And then you're supposed to be like, oh, the rock came so nice. Oh, it's perfect. Oh, my gosh. Like, and then the husband says to be like, you got a rock? And you're like, yeah, it's decorative. From anthropology.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know. I tried my best, given the restraints of my situation.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, I don't think you have any restraints.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I didn't have a feelings I think.

[Ryland Adams]

Women can do anything.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I didn't have a box.

[Ryland Adams]

Taylor Swift not told you. Women can do anything.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You have. You're right. I should have done better. I knew I needed a box. I didn't have a good box.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, Lizzie has an ad read for us.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, that's true.

[Ryland Adams]

And she actually messed with this brand before they even messed with this brand.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The way that you say it isn't right.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you want from me? We're 55 minutes into recording. How do they expect me to behave? I've never messed with this official podcast. Then you gotta know that we're crazy.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay, so when you're pregnant, she appreciates the brand. When you're pregnant, you take these things called prenatals. They can either come with a bunch of pills that you'd have to take handfuls of, which is a little bit difficult for a woman if you're pregnant and have a gag reflex, the house down boots, or you can take a couple of pills that are multivitamins and have a nice little minty aftertaste. And that is. Who's sponsoring us today, you guys? Ritual pills, period.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it called pills?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They're called ritual, but they are pills. They're prenatal pills.

[Ryland Adams]

Is that how they want to be advertised by us?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

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[Ryland Adams]

All right, girls, and welcome back to the SIP. Today we're doing something very exciting. This actually stemmed from a voice vlog concept that didn't make the cut because we didn't see it through. So I'm gonna cut back to this past weekend where Shane and I are discussing what we're about to do.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, girls. So Shane has seen recently that there is a spooky secret menu item at the One the only cock, which is my least favorite store in the entire world. However, we're with a card holder. We're with somebody who frequents the co. So are we gonna in a long time. You haven't?

[Lizzie]

No, because it sucks going there.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, so you agree Everyone.

[Lizzie]

Everyone agrees that it sucks going there, but people just like the stuff.

[Ryland Adams]

Honestly, we could look at their Halloween decorations too.

[Spencer]

No, we can't film in there. They get mad. Although I have been seeing this hack and I know hacks are cheesy. Nobody actually does them. But this one looks like actually good people get the vanilla sundae.

[Ryland Adams]

Who has you down on hacks?

[Spencer]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

Who's got you bothered about hacks?

[Spencer]

Well, I feel like every time we do one of these hacks, they suck. Oh, and it's more for like the views on Tick Tock. This one though. They get a vanilla sundae, then they get the Costco pumpkin pie, which is iconic. They take a slice.

[Ryland Adams]

A mess. Are you Those pie take a slice this big.

[Spencer]

They take a slice and then they put it in the sundae day and jack it off. They jack it up and stir it around.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, that for you?

[Spencer]

No, you do it and then it makes up a pumpkin pie. Costco sundae.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think you get access to their. He's saying just.

[Lizzie]

He's a spoon and he just sort of shake.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I already did this at McDonald's.

[Spencer]

Yeah, but the Costco one is better. It turns the whole Sunday like orange.

[Ryland Adams]

Orange.

[Spencer]

So we don't have to do it. But I'm just throwing out ideas.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm getting carted it's like we either have to cut it or we go, I'm getting carsick. We'll see you somewhere. And we're back. Okay, so, yes, we're going to Costco. We're trying the pumpkin pie milkshake, along with two other secret menu item hacks, along with whatever us girls want to get from the food court for lunch.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I got some eggs.

[Chris]

What is this on your seat?

[Ryland Adams]

Eggs? I don't know. Is it come?

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it? No. What is it? What is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Looks like come?

[Ryland Adams]

No, I've never come in the cybertruck. If I'm being transparent with everyone here.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Has anyone come in the shopper truck?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think so.

[Lizzie]

No one?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, well, you were so specific.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

About it that I. You said, I personally have never come in the.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, a couple other cars I've.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Which cars?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't feel like I need to tell you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, you said a couple. You really only have, like, a couple other cars?

[Ryland Adams]

I feel like it's my obligation.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Britney the truck.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you come and.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Britney the truck.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so here we go to Costco. Girls, you're not doing your grocery shopping.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I am.

[Spencer]

No, you're not.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I am. Someone has to.

[Chris]

What are you gonna do with the groceries?

[Ryland Adams]

I know they're gonna go. They're gonna go bad.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What do you mean? We're going back to the office after this.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not gonna be responsible for your groceries gone bad. I'm not taking that obligation on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay, then don't. I'm not asking you to. It's not a gift, okay?

[Ryland Adams]

They're not. They weren't even privy to this whole gift conversation.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Inside joke amongst friends.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Okay. All right, girls, we'll see you. Okay, we're back. Elizabeth started critiquing how I'm dry, like, where I'm going. And she's like, this isn't how you get to Costco. And I'm like, if there's one thing I could trust you on, it's not directions, because look where we are. Costco, period. And I probably saved us two and a half minutes. Oh, we did. Except for the screaming that I had to do to get the camera to roll.

[Chris]

That added the two minutes.

[Ryland Adams]

How is it always busy? It's Monday at 1:21pm Unless you're here.

[Chris]

At least, like, 8 in the morning or something.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, the secret for Costco is you got to come right before closing that.

[Chris]

Oh, here. Here is kind.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I don't know. I hate this one. This one causes me so much rage. I actually don't know how this is going to go right now.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, if you explode, that's better for our episode, so.

[Chris]

Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not adjusting.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is this. It's not adjusting.

[Ryland Adams]

Just touch the screen. Now it's dark. If I get HFMD from touching this button. Wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are we going to the top? No.

[Ryland Adams]

Hell, no, I'm not.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is this for the sip or the after sip?

[Ryland Adams]

That's also. This is the sip. Oh. I'm just.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I never know anymore.

[Ryland Adams]

If it has to do with Costco, it's the sip.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it that hard?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not clocking to you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I thought you woke up in a good mood today.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm great.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And you've just been rushing through using your host voice.

[Ryland Adams]

I love Justin Bieber. Actually, his new album. Have you listened to Swag? I haven't listened to Swag too much.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You mean Swag?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it's too hard for me to get to another album, but Swag one.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Need I remind you that you did not like Swag one one upon first completion?

[Ryland Adams]

Did I?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, you were like, this is like background music. You don't really care about it, I don't think.

[Ryland Adams]

Unless it's in there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There's a spot over there.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but this car is coming like a crazy person. Oh, no. Unless it's an undeniable hit out the gate, it takes me a couple of days.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Taylor, just wait. He's coming around, girl.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I told you. I think her music is catchy. I think it's a catchy album. I don't know if it's full of, like, bonafide hits.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

These men are in their underwear.

[Chris]

Are you saying, like, a radio hit?

[Ryland Adams]

Like a You? Yes. Just like an unavoidable, unexpected.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But would you say that video killed the radio star?

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Can I hang up?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm too stupid for that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Can I hang up?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, hang up. What are you doing here? Just two girls walking into Costco.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

One of us Braxton Hickson.

[Ryland Adams]

Costco hates to see us coming.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Little something to take the edge off. What?

[Ryland Adams]

Unrelatable.

[Chris]

This is the craziest. Costco, possibly in California.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. This place sucks.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm gonna get in a fist fight.

[Ryland Adams]

This is why I hate Costco. My husband would make me come to Costco.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Costco.

[Ryland Adams]

How would you say it?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm just saying.

[Ryland Adams]

You dropped the T. What are you, Californian?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I didn't mean. I wasn't saying anything.

[Ryland Adams]

Because, like, they don't say Santa Monica. You would say Santa we don't need.

[Chris]

A cart or anything, do we?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

You know what's crazy about people that go to Costco? These two were fighting to scan their membership. I was like, do you win something if you, like, go to Costco a certain number of times in a year? Like, why do you guys both want it? I get money back. For coming?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, for buying.

[Ryland Adams]

Right. You're buying.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay. Can you hang up and come back to the after sip? Hang up and come back to the after sip.

[Ryland Adams]

If you have something to say, you can say it to the sip. It won't make sense.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

To the sip Sip.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh. Or having conversations without them.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, that's what the Patreon's for.

[Ryland Adams]

Who has.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Go get a fucking card?

[Ryland Adams]

No, I'm not getting pumped yet. You know what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I love a Costco cupcake.

[Ryland Adams]

These are only 5.99 and they're huge. I was like, we should only get a piece. But it's like, it's 5.99.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let's get a couple of cakes.

[Ryland Adams]

You want? Who are you, Jennifer Coolidge? We just need a couple of cakes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

To get through the rest of the day.

[Ryland Adams]

I guess we want a cake real bad. I guess we want a cake. Can we just get a piece of a cake?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's got to be the whole cake.

[Ryland Adams]

You want a whole cake? Really not.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Spencer]

What kind of cake?

[Ryland Adams]

A cheese cake. I will say.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So chocolate mousse.

[Ryland Adams]

Shane and I were really excited because Weiner Snitchel. Snitchel. They put out a collab with Hostess. So it's like Ding Dong cakes and Twinkie. Or Ding Dong and Twinkie milkshakes. And they're like, blended in the milkshake. We could put sheet cake in milkshake. Do you really want. They're $18. How is that? 18? 18. And this is 6. How?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I couldn't tell you.

[Ryland Adams]

That doesn't make sense. Right? $6. $18. Dang.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know. Maybe one brings more joy.

[Ryland Adams]

If it was $10, but it's 18. Do you want it?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Which one do you want?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I want it so bad.

[Ryland Adams]

Which one? Don't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I can't have it. There's red dye all over it.

[Ryland Adams]

There's no red dial.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's not the same.

[Chris]

What about Andy?

[Ryland Adams]

These will never die same. You want this?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I don't want it.

[Ryland Adams]

You don't?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I.

[Ryland Adams]

Is there just a piece?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No. You can't buy a whole cake just for me to eat all of it.

[Ryland Adams]

Take it home with you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, no, don't do It. I can't handle it. It'll make me sick to death.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, do we need fruit for our children?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, we don't have a cart. We're just getting a pumpkin. Hi. So cold.

[Ryland Adams]

We have to go. This is so cold.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's too. I'm already feeling like we've eaten too much.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, cut and let's go. There's a bunch of new things. Is that sandwich?

[Spencer]

I've had that.

[Ryland Adams]

Two vanilla sundaes, please.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And then there's a vanilla ice cream.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Lizzie]

That's like, great.

[Ryland Adams]

That's so big.

[Lizzie]

That's enormous.

[Ryland Adams]

We wanted to get a chocolate cake, and the chocolate cake was $18. And I was like, how can that be 18 and this is only 6?

[Lizzie]

That's funny because that's not a terrible deal on a cake. But like, when you see a pie that sticks, like, what a fucking rip off.

[Ryland Adams]

And the pie's like, just as big, if not bigger. So I'm just like, yeah, this is. I don't understand. You didn't want me to eat this.

[Chris]

On camera, did you? Cause on the way over here, some guy took it from me, ate 90% of the of it and threw it back at me. It was the craziest thing.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It was.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, Shane, I got you a Costco Diet Coke so you can compare. You have your. Is that McDonald's?

[Spencer]

This is my McDonald's. And guess what, guys? The McDonald's Monopoly game is back.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I love the Monopoly.

[Spencer]

Peel for a chance to win in the app.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, wait, hold on.

[Spencer]

I won food.

[Ryland Adams]

Actually, that's pretty nice, but I have.

[Spencer]

To use the app.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, okay, let's see. Let me just get a taste test. Oh, it's kind of watery. Did the ice melt? Just saying. I don't know where the straw went for this, but let's test Costco's Diet Coke versus McDonald's, which is Shane's tried and true number one.

[Lizzie]

I thought they had Pepsi at Costco.

[Ryland Adams]

They just changed to Diet Coke.

[Spencer]

Oh, this is big. The cup is small. Let's see. Ooh, feels watery.

[Ryland Adams]

Feel.

[Lizzie]

Feels watery.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The cup is small.

[Ryland Adams]

It does. Well, I put ice. Let me try that. No, honestly, it tastes the same. No, it's watery. All right, let me set up this shot. Lizzy and I just got hot dogs for our own pleasure.

[Lizzie]

Wieners for your pleasure?

[Ryland Adams]

Yep, wieners for our own pleasure.

[Spencer]

Oh, my gosh. Did you tell them about the other wieners?

[Ryland Adams]

What wieners?

[Spencer]

Oh, wait, here, coaster.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I'm using the monster here.

[Spencer]

Put it on here.

[Lizzie]

Is that the first time you can open?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, let me see.

[Spencer]

You didn't tell them about the wiener sensile shakes.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no, I did start telling them about those and they are delish.

[Spencer]

Best thing I've ever had in my entire life.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, this is the chicken bake. What's this? Oh, this is the new calzone. Here it goes. Scoot in. Elizabeth, are you in frame? Chris, are you a calzone girl?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think everyone's a calzone girl, right?

[Chris]

I'm not my mom, sadly.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, really?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. Whoa. So is this a new menu item? Did we confirm or deny? It said new.

[Lizzie]

That's new.

[Ryland Adams]

These are our hot dogs.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Not to be confused with your hot dogs.

[Ryland Adams]

And this is the hot dog we need for our hack.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Slice her open.

[Ryland Adams]

I guess everyone's gonna want a bite of this food. It's pretty tough.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

I will say the chicken bake that was eaten off camera was a little overcooked.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah, but it's still good. Still delicious, but a little more cooked than normal.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't touch that one. Chris, if you want that one. Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Get your first bite on camera. Spencer. Yeah, it looks weird. The inside.

[Lizzie]

I'd rather not have seen what the inside looks like, to be honest.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think that's kind of how every calzone is. Like, that's no one's business. With something inside her. I mean, like, it's like peeking over the clear curtain of a C section.

[Ryland Adams]

Of course. Yeah. Cheers.

[Lizzie]

Cheers, Judy.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I. We're doing this together.

[Ryland Adams]

However you want.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They wanted. I love it.

[Lizzie]

It's pretty good, actually.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

I need to put this down so I can pick it without it spilling it needs ranch.

[Chris]

Costco rarely lets me down with its.

[Lizzie]

It does need ranch.

[Chris]

Food court items.

[Ryland Adams]

Pepperoni and Italian sausage. She's.

[Chris]

That felt like an ad. Pepperoni and the day.

[Ryland Adams]

It's good. I like this more than their pizza, maybe. And the cheese crusted on top. A Costco. All this food, by the way. $34.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Whoa.

[Ryland Adams]

Like four milkshakes, two cookies, three hot dogs. Calzone. Crazy cuz Costco keeps the costs low.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, is that what they say?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. They should.

[Chris]

Kevin Hart said it once.

[Ryland Adams]

So one. One of the. Obviously the main food hack is the pumpkin pie milkshake. Another is cutting open the. What are their hot pockets called? Chicken bake. And inserting surgically. Inserting a hot dog surgically.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Huh?

[Spencer]

Scalpel.

[Ryland Adams]

You want to. You want to create it for us, Lizzie?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know. I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm not clear on this.

[Chris]

You're cutting off the top and then just shoving a hot dog in there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Or I guess we could a chicken baked glizzy.

[Ryland Adams]

Why don't we. Yeah. Why don't we cut an end? Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.

[Ryland Adams]

She needs to process this.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Do you don't want to cut it like this and just shove the dog in it like that. You want to put it in like section.

[Ryland Adams]

I think we should stuff it like a fudge pack.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is a fudge packer?

[Ryland Adams]

Just think about it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Gay.

[Ryland Adams]

Just think about it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I wasn't sure if it was gay.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so now we have our opening.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Listen, I'm not trying to be this girl, but I don't know if it'll fit.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, there's a will, There's a way.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is full.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, it's already pretty full.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you might have to mush them down or something. That's a pretty skinny chicken bake.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe you should sl.

[Chris]

It is a very much thinner than normal. You know, it's very Tommy Lee.

[Ryland Adams]

Thicker things that fit into smaller holes. All right. Okay. Where's our plain hot dog?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I just washed my hands for the record.

[Ryland Adams]

Perfect. We just need the dog, not the bun. Really showcase what the dog has going on. That's a perfect dog. Whoa. That's a.

[Chris]

That's a good size.

[Ryland Adams]

That dog is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are we sure we don't want to put this behind a paywall?

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe it is too big. Chris too. Oh, my God. I think we have to surgically slurp out the insides. We have to cut it open from the top or the bottom.

[Chris]

This would have worked better if it had been a normal sized chicken bake.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you eat the normal one? Well, look at her open though.

[Lizzie]

That actually looks more like a hot though.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Honestly, it looks good.

[Ryland Adams]

I think the presentation of this is even better than expected.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wow.

[Chris]

That actually looks good.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoa. Okay, let's cut this in like serving size.

[Lizzie]

We need to get a better knife here.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. Show what it looks like from the side point of view.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Now we go.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. Do you want this one, Spencer? Sure.

[Chris]

I still think from ease of eating it purposes, if we didn't have to cut it open, it would have been. I know. It couldn't have happened with it.

[Ryland Adams]

I think the hot dog vibe is good.

[Chris]

It's aesthetically nice.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Next time we need like a hunting knife.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, we gotta get a knife set here. There you go. Thank you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh. All right. Chicken glizzy.

[Ryland Adams]

Everybody in? Wow. Wow. I don't know. What do you guys think about Chicken beef and mystery beef.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I hate it when you talk about it. I want very little to do with this. How's it going with that bite, you guys?

[Ryland Adams]

I've never been into a chicken bake. It's too, like, tuna fishy salt for me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I'm skipping this.

[Lizzie]

It's very salty.

[Ryland Adams]

I'll say that.

[Chris]

I love it.

[Ryland Adams]

It's good. I'm a huge fan. I'm not big into the chicken bake.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Take it, girl. Happy birthday.

[Ryland Adams]

I think my problem with the chicken bake, I just stated it. It tastes like tuna fish with a lot of salt. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

It can get so salty so, so quickly, and it kind of feels like you're eating, like, can something that's coming from a can, like a chicken soup from a can or something like that.

[Ryland Adams]

But I feel like the calzone doesn't taste anything like that. The calzone.

[Chris]

If you love a chicken bake, though, this is fantastic.

[Lizzie]

I love the glizzies.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's a hot dog.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a hot dog. Oh, just the plain hot dog.

[Lizzie]

We'll just like. That's what makes that good to me.

[Ryland Adams]

To me.

[Chris]

This elevated the hot dog to me.

[Ryland Adams]

Interesting.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you still eating it?

[Ryland Adams]

No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're calzone in.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm back to the calzone. You can get your regular hot dog.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know if I want to eat that on camera.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, just take one bite for the class.

[Lizzie]

What are you gonna do off camera? That's different than on camera.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It just feels like a private thing to eat a hot dog.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, I knew. I do know what you mean. Let's see that first bite.

[Chris]

Like eating a banana.

[Ryland Adams]

See?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Especially when he's talking to you like that.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, we can take our first bite together. I'll join you. I got a dog. The same thing.

[Lizzie]

You guys want a lady in the dog?

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want half the dog? Sure.

[Lizzie]

I'm not gonna say none of that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He's not an idiot. Right?

[Ryland Adams]

I'll give you the one with more of the the dog. You can have that. I love that.

[Chris]

They, like, famously take a loss on their hot dogs and have, like, never raised the price and have like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, really?

[Lizzie]

The CEO, they tried to raise the price and he said, if you raise the price of the hot dogs, I'll kill you.

[Ryland Adams]

He said that in a meeting.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What a g I love.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe I'll shop at Costco again. All right. That is so much better than it inside the chicken Baker M. That's how.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Christopher Nolan intended it.

[Ryland Adams]

I with some mustard, too. I love mustard.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think mustard is a Girls, girls, girls, girl.

[Ryland Adams]

That is good.

[Lizzie]

This is so good.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh yeah, it just hits the spot. The bun's good. It's everything you could want.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I heard that eating a hot dog takes some time off your life and I'm just like, then I don't want the time.

[Ryland Adams]

Take.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Take it.

[Lizzie]

Time well spent, I would say.

[Ryland Adams]

The only like, the only like ultra processed food I'll give my kids are hot dogs. Cuz they deserve to have that joy.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, they're American children. They need.

[Ryland Adams]

They deserve it. It's their birthright. They eat it very healthy. But I'm like, I'll give you a dog.

[Chris]

That's the one exception.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And ice cream licks.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, we're going to finish this off camera and we'll be back for our ice cream sweet treats. They're in the freezer. Freezing.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was trying.

[Ryland Adams]

You did it. So we are starting with the ice cream sandwich and I actually split this in fourths to start. Will you do this on your phone? Show it on your phone?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

So I actually split this in fourths because I just figured with soft serve if I put it all there it's just all gonna ooze out so we can all like finesse our own.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It'd be a melted cream pie.

[Ryland Adams]

This whole episode is so sexy. Okay, so everyone's gonna grab their own dollop of ice cream.

[Chris]

A dollop of days.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You kind of want to cut my cookie in half down the middle. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Spencer, come on in. Okay. Oh. Oh, wow. That looks gorgeous. I feel like it's going to melt quick. Oh, I see what you're doing.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

A skinny girl hack.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow, the ice cream is nice. Wow. I can't contain myself. Is it as good as it looks? I haven't taken a full blown bite, but it's.

[Lizzie]

I might do open faced.

[Ryland Adams]

You're doing open face.

[Lizzie]

Well, that just seems like a lot.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, I gotta get some table so I can lean over here, take some table. You come in closer. I can be really close to Lizzie. Spencer, you're not in. Oh, sorry. You're in now.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Spencer]

A dollop.

[Ryland Adams]

A dollop, a dollop. Oh, there's nothing wrong with that. It's a big bite. Open face is the way to go.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm gonna buy a classic and then open face. That's good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There is nothing wrong with that.

[Ryland Adams]

That is. I would almost even give it. Better than good, I would say.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but I always meant like obviously this is good.

[Chris]

No.

[Lizzie]

Oh my God.

[Ryland Adams]

But they're oh, my God.

[Chris]

Sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

I know. It's good. It's good. It's good. Good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is like wedding cake good.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, I would go. I would give it a nine out of ten.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm so glad we didn't buy that sheet cake now.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow, that's really good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's because the center of the cookie is not cooked.

[Ryland Adams]

It's fancy. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Nothing doughy.

[Ryland Adams]

That's exactly how I like my cookies. A little bit crunchy on the outside and edges and almost undercooked on the.

[Lizzie]

And like gooey in the.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And when it's warm and it's like gooses.

[Ryland Adams]

Gooses out. Have you ever met someone who's like, I don't.

[Chris]

I don't like a soft cookie.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, psychopath.

[Chris]

I don't like a soft cookie. Well, okay, let's. Let's stop.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you hear? What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You don't like a soft cookie either.

[Lizzie]

He thinks that chewy because I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

Like chewy Chips Ahoy.

[Lizzie]

Those are like me too.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They're gross.

[Lizzie]

They're gummy and gross.

[Chris]

Said she doesn't like soft cookies.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm raising them.

[Chris]

That's a good point.

[Ryland Adams]

That's a good point. Oh, my God. This is good. We have like eight more desserts. I've got to chill out.

[Lizzie]

I have to go back a pie so vanilla.

[Chris]

I'm still stuck on this.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't like two Chips Ahoy.

[Ryland Adams]

Just that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Cuz they're disgusting.

[Ryland Adams]

Too soft.

[Lizzie]

That, like, is not for me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I'm going to cut while these reset really fast.

[Chris]

I've had too much.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, now we're back with their caramel or. No, this is their brownie sundae. Right? I think so. This is their brownie Sunday vanilla chocolate ice cream brush brownies and caramel. Wow.

[Chris]

There's no way it's gonna be as good as the cookie.

[Ryland Adams]

The cookie was so good. Only thing better could probably be adding cookie.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you're crazy. That's too much.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, the brownie bites are nice.

[Chris]

It's actually better than I thought.

[Ryland Adams]

The brownie bites. Are they. Fuck.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dang.

[Ryland Adams]

They are good. Whoa.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Why are we thinking they're so good?

[Ryland Adams]

They're really moist.

[Chris]

It takes it to a new level.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you guys lying?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You know I'm not trying.

[Lizzie]

They hold the texture really well.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dang. And Lizzy does feel like I'm being baited right now.

[Ryland Adams]

Lizzy didn't want to try because she was like, the caramel's throwing it off. I'm like, you're stupid.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I just I'm living for the pumpkin pie moment and I'm terrified of what will happen if I do all of it.

[Ryland Adams]

It's so good. And then if you added chocolate chip cookie on this too. Cookie and brownie.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm going to try this. But this, the cookie was so good that I was like, oh, this is going to be lackluster after that. And it's still good.

[Ryland Adams]

Cookie crumbles and brownie. Costco soft serve is incredible.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm going to. No Costco soft serve goes so hard.

[Lizzie]

It really brings me back to, like, ice cream day at, like, school period, you know what I mean?

[Ryland Adams]

Where you get the chocolate or the.

[Lizzie]

Vanilla or the two in one swirl?

[Ryland Adams]

I love a swirl. Miss me. With just chocolate or just vanilla. We know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was telling Bernard.

[Ryland Adams]

You don't think he knew that he. Oh, did you know? Yeah, I did know that. Thank you very much.

[Lizzie]

It was actually said at the beginning of the video. Oh, really?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm blacked out. This is why I couldn't have another taste because I'm already unwell. I could drive all the way home.

[Ryland Adams]

I've been overserved.

[Chris]

My boyfriend gets really upset when I eat chocolate on the show because I'm sick later on and he has to deal with it. So if everyone could lie in the comments and say, chris, good job on restraining yourself and not eating any chocolate, I'd really appreciate it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

All the comments.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I don't think he's going to watch the whole thing, so just fly through.

[Ryland Adams]

Me in the coffee. Crazy. No chocolate.

[Lizzie]

You have literally have a chocolate on your lip as you're saying.

[Ryland Adams]

Stop.

[Chris]

It's not chocolate.

[Ryland Adams]

It's poo poo. Are we going to try a bite of, like, just a taste of the pumpkin pie before we mix it with the ice cream?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, you can do whatever you want.

[Ryland Adams]

I think we have to, right? Just like a tiny taste.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is kind of the only pie I have.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Like the Costco pumpkin pie.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, if I. I'm gonna scoop a piece for us to just.

[Lizzie]

It's way wetter than I thought it was gonna be.

[Ryland Adams]

It is really wet. Look how wet that is. Look at this jiggly wetness.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Now you're making me not want it.

[Lizzie]

Making you want one thing, not the other.

[Ryland Adams]

Jiggly wetness. Hey, he said that. Here, let's. I'm just gonna go like this so everyone can have, like a taste before we add pie era ice cream. We've got an all encounter convincing bite, crust and all.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you a pumpkin Pie, man.

[Ryland Adams]

Very. It's very canned pumpkin, like, you hate it.

[Lizzie]

I don't think I like pumpkin pie.

[Chris]

I love pumpkin pie.

[Ryland Adams]

It's really wet. Is it good? I don't like it at all. I don't like it that much.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Really wet.

[Chris]

I like it a lot. But I love pumpkin pie.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Get this pie a towel.

[Ryland Adams]

I was doing us no favors. I forgot the light.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, man.

[Ryland Adams]

We were all hideous and to. I don't see the difference. Are we beautiful, though? Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, we still can't see you.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, that's for the best, probably.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you're the most clean here. I showered yesterday.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm hiding that. I ate chocolate this morning.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, really?

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't.

[Lizzie]

I shower every morning.

[Ryland Adams]

Good for you. Seven days a week, brother. Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

It's like, now it's, like, the way I, like, have to, like, wake up.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm a boy before bed. Girly.

[Ryland Adams]

I do both because my feet get very dang.

[Lizzie]

See, what I do is I turn on the shower head if my feet are gross and I aim it at the ground and I just sort of walk around in the water. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

This is a thing.

[Chris]

My friend said this is a thing. Straight men.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Chris]

Our straight men.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Chris]

Because I feel like it's how you clean a.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you don't clean anything by doing that.

[Lizzie]

You definitely do.

[Ryland Adams]

I.

[Lizzie]

My feet will have dirt and muck on them.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wait, what are you talking about? Of course you can clean.

[Lizzie]

And then I. I squirt.

[Ryland Adams]

I put soap.

[Lizzie]

I. I have a soap thing where I squirt it down, I squirt it onto the floor, and I just shuffle around.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you around barefoot?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's my loofah on the floor now, because I can't bend over. So I drop the loofah and I step all over the loofah.

[Lizzie]

If I'm wearing, like, sandals all day. If I'm wearing, like, Crocs all day.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzie]

And my feet are gross. It's mainly, like, in the summer.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

My feet are gross always.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. We gotta get into this pumpkin piece. Yeah. Shane. Yeah. All right. So I guess everyone just need. We need a clean fork to scoop out pumpkin into our milkshake, so everyone needs some vanilla. Okay. Do you want to do this? No, he doesn't.

[Spencer]

Can I take a lead?

[Ryland Adams]

Please do. Let me go get my other.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Steer the ship home, Captain.

[Lizzie]

I don't think he knows.

[Spencer]

Okay. Is this all the ice cream?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, he's got.

[Lizzie]

I think he's getting more.

[Spencer]

We need so much more.

[Ryland Adams]

He's getting more.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He's Anymore. Okay. Thank God we have a whole freshie.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Here you go. I thought everyone could just make their own personalized ones. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, let me get you a clean spoon then.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you making, like, a McFlurry of it?

[Ryland Adams]

You are there.

[Spencer]

Yes. So this is very specific, and you have to do it exact. Here's what I'll do. I'll make the ultimate one, and then I can scoop out the finished product a little bit.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, good.

[Spencer]

We're all on the same team.

[Ryland Adams]

I think. I. I've already found my favorite, and it's just the vanilla ice cream on the chocolate chip cookie. Yes, agree. Now that I know that pumpkin pie is kind of gross, I'm not that interested in this. It's okay. Really. It's a little wet and very canned.

[Chris]

Spencer, you said you didn't really like pumpkin pies.

[Lizzie]

Well, I think maybe I like good ones.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Spencer]

Costco is known for their pumpkin pies. I'm a little sure.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, they're known for it being $6 probably.

[Lizzie]

I wonder if, like, closer to Thanksgiving, they start making it better.

[Spencer]

Okay, I'm gonna make roe.

[Ryland Adams]

What is that shirt?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's his merch.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, this is my own. I mean, from, like, six years ago. Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Spencer]

Okay. So we're taking an entire piece of pumpkin pie.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Spencer]

And then we're.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, come on. Here. Do you want a picture with that?

[Spencer]

That's a picture.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want a picture with that? Cute. Slay sister. Oh, wait.

[Spencer]

This is a good for. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Slice, sister.

[Ryland Adams]

This is good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

A thumbnail.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Post. Okay. The lighting's.

[Spencer]

No, this is terrible. Okay, we'll remake this. We'll remake this.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, there's a.

[Lizzie]

It's a big pie.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a big pie.

[Spencer]

Okay, so now we're really getting in. I'm, like, weirdly good at this.

[Lizzie]

There's a certain look you get when you're doing some food combinations that I just trust. I trust you.

[Spencer]

Thank you. It's like a intense Uber driver.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. The C is.

[Spencer]

And he's going 100. And you're like, you know what? For some reason, I trust.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But he won't talk to you, which is nice.

[Lizzie]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Love that. Oh, the noises.

[Spencer]

Keep the trust.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Sounds like some.

[Ryland Adams]

We're really.

[Spencer]

I want it fully mixed. Like, we're talking, like, full on.

[Lizzie]

This is, like, why you don't watch, like, hot dog get made.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You know what I mean?

[Lizzie]

It's like, I just want to see the finished product.

[Spencer]

Yeah, you don't need the. Behind the Scenes.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, exactly.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, they just match a bunch of meat together.

[Ryland Adams]

Tube product.

[Spencer]

Okay. Trust me, the color coloring is getting good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know.

[Chris]

I'm into it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I trust you, but I might be out.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm so unapproached. Don't look to look.

[Spencer]

Hold on. Rylan, can you get me little bowls?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, there's two cups and then every. Well, yeah, I have one right here are the. You can use Chris's bowl.

[Spencer]

Oh, the Gucci cups.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah. Those are Gucci cups.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Did I do that?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Spencer]

Oh, come on. That's going to be good.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, here's a clean bowl. Chris's bowl's here. And let me get a new.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We love the presentation.

[Spencer]

Oh, we're not done yet.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, what's next?

[Chris]

Thank you. Hold on, hold on.

[Spencer]

Wait for it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It won't be cool.

[Ryland Adams]

A little crumble, a little crust. Oh, a decorative pie.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Piece of palm.

[Ryland Adams]

Of such a cute lace. Delicately.

[Chris]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You better work, girl.

[Spencer]

Oh, come on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, hi.

[Spencer]

Do I work for Rachael Ray magazine or what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dad, who is she? Martha Stewart. Oh, yes. Very good.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, that one's not as. Wow.

[Spencer]

You see that?

[Ryland Adams]

You see the idea?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, we already see God presentation.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's a vibe. It's more than it's. That's all that it needs.

[Spencer]

Someone hire me.

[Ryland Adams]

It might be too much pumpkin pie at this.

[Spencer]

It's decorative.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's a garnish. No one eats garnish rye.

[Spencer]

Okay, so who's trying these? 1, 2, 3.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you having one?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Might be out.

[Ryland Adams]

That's fine.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay. Yeah, you take one.

[Spencer]

One.

[Ryland Adams]

This will be our sh. Okay, I'm scared out verbally.

[Lizzie]

It actually smells good.

[Spencer]

It's good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I was so worried.

[Ryland Adams]

Scoot in, Spencer.

[Chris]

I like it.

[Spencer]

It's good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's good.

[Ryland Adams]

M. Yum. You are good. I still don't like it. Oh, no, I think it's good.

[Chris]

I like it. What I will say is the cookie with the vanilla was so such an intense flavor that this following that I think is like.

[Spencer]

Listen, I don't think it's like, amazing. It's not as good as the ding dong wiener sistel milkshake we had last night at midnight. But it's still good.

[Chris]

It is good.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not bad, but you're better off just getting vanilla ice cream and a chocolate chip cookie.

[Spencer]

Well, here's the thing. It's better than the McDonald's.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I.

[Spencer]

Well, I guess I didn't try that.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, no, that was really good because you had the Oreos. The Oreos changed the game. Honestly, the McDonald's one was special.

[Spencer]

Listen, I didn't create the idea.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, that's true. Well, no, but you did make it. Beautiful.

[Spencer]

Thank you. I will say, presentation wise. I'm clicking on this thumbnail.

[Ryland Adams]

This one was good. It's vanilla chocolate brownie caramel.

[Chris]

I love it here. When you get a little bit of the crust of the pie that.

[Ryland Adams]

That.

[Chris]

I need more of that.

[Ryland Adams]

The texture.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I do it with regular, hard. Hard ice cream. Like vanilla ice cream.

[Spencer]

Are we trying it?

[Ryland Adams]

Your chocolate ice cream's in the freezer.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Thank you.

[Chris]

It is still good, though. I like it.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. Okay, we gotta go get thumbnails.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Fast, fast, fast, fast.

[Ryland Adams]

Even though I'm trying to get more of the cookie on the brownie one.

[Spencer]

Doesn't look as good as that first one I made.

[Ryland Adams]

Nothing's as good as your first. Okay, you guys, well, thank you so much watching and enjoying the sip. I hope you love today's episode. Everyone's links are in the description section below. And we love you so much. We'll see you next Wednesday. Goodbye. And that's the sip.