Tasting CRACKER BARREL For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting CRACKER BARREL For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!
Date: September 10, 2025

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Overview

In this lively episode, Ryland, Lizze, and Chris embark on a long-anticipated trip to Cracker Barrel, sampling much of the menu and sharing their unfiltered reactions. The episode weaves through candid conversations about their lives, online drama, and pop culture happenings before and after their Cracker Barrel adventure. The team reviews not just the food but also the store’s quirky merchandise, all delivered in their signature unfiltered, bantery style.

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Main Segments & Timestamps

1. Opening Banter, Life Updates & Internet Drama (00:00–38:06)
2. Hot Tippity Topics: VMAs, Pop Culture, and Internet Hate (38:06–55:38)
3. On the Road & Cracker Barrel Anticipation (55:38–59:25)
4. Cracker Barrel Food Review Experience (59:25–76:52)
5. Cracker Barrel Store Adventure (76:52–84:45)
6. Office Recap, Goodies Unboxing, and Closing Chaos (84:45–End)

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Opening Banter: Personal & Internet Drama (00:00–38:06)

• Life Reflections and LA Nostalgia

  • Ryland opens up about reflecting on his journey from 19-year-old in LA to present.
  • Lizze recalls simpler times: “Do you remember when we used to scream, sing Kelsey's song?...There was a song on a Kesha album...I just remember thinking, these are the good old days” (01:11).

• Group Dynamics & Energy

  • Both Ryland and Lizze poke fun at their stress levels and office chaos.
  • Frequent jabs about energy and being “frantic” while still aiming for a chill day.

• Body Talk, Parenting, and Potty Training

  • Lizze shares TMI stories about pregnancy side effects, sexuality, and child development milestones.

    • “Do you know that my vagina gets PHATER when I'm pregnant?...It becomes a meaty top.” (05:04) – Lizze

  • Ryland discusses early potty training strategies with his toddlers, debating on best approaches and sharing listener tips.

• Internet & Reddit Anxiety

  • Lizze details a rabbit hole she and her husband, Joe, went down after he Googled her and delved into her drama on Reddit.

    • “No sane person that creates content on the Internet or is an entertainer in any regard should be opening Reddit. Ever?” (12:58) – Ryland

  • They talk candidly about the impact of negative comments online, how Lizze’s jokes about Joe get taken literally, and the effect on their real-life relationship.

    • “The thing that got him the most was some of the comments were like, he's a bad dad...couldn't be farther from the truth.” (16:03) – Lizze

  • The larger message: don’t internalize toxic feedback from strangers; the “job” requires a thick skin.

2. Hot Tippity Topics: Pop Culture & VMAs (38:06–55:38)

• Award Shows and Changing Celebrity Culture

  • Ryland and Lizze reflect on how watching award shows (like the VMAs) doesn’t hit the same, questioning the “magic” and uniqueness of celebrity in the influencer era.
    • “I just feel like we used to have superstars...now I'm watching people perform and I'm like, well, it's just a different sector of entertainment...” (38:28) – Ryland

• Tate McRae, Doja Cat, and Industry Plants

  • Lizze is humorously harsh on VMAs performances, especially Tate McRae (“I think Tate McCrae is an industry plant. Yep, I said it.” 41:30).
  • Both comment on viral stunts, like Doja Cat eating lipstick (“I loved Doja Cat eating the lipstick because it's like she ate.” 43:41), and Lady Gaga’s eccentric looks.

• Sabrina Carpenter Backlash

  • The hosts weigh in on Sabrina Carpenter facing criticism for sexualized music and narratives.
    • “I liked that she said that it's not fair to vilify women who are sexually empowered...She’s not being sexualized by a label...it's something that she does.” (50:07 & 50:41) – Lizze

• Viral News & Paranoia

  • Ryland brings up the “kissing bug” news, playing off contemporary anxieties about government and viral health scares.

3. On the Road & Cracker Barrel Anticipation (55:38–59:25)

• On Location Excitement

  • The crew’s anticipation is palpable: “The build up to this in my heart has been coming for so long...” (55:55) – Ryland.
  • Lizze is “starving,” reinforcing that food comes before fun: “We have to eat first. And here's the rules. Everybody just gets whatever the fuck they want to eat.” (56:17)

• First Impressions

  • The store’s charm impresses all: “I thought this was just a restaurant. What is this?!” (58:51) – Ryland.
  • Quirky observations about old men statues, rocking chairs, and crowded bathrooms set the scene.

4. Cracker Barrel Food Review Experience (59:25–76:52)

• Food Orders & Tasting Adventure

  • The crew samples a little bit of everything, with enthusiastic live taste tests and detailed commentary.
  • Notable highlights:
    • Cinnamon Rolls: “For like, cinnamon rolls a 8. That's high. No, it is high. It is good. The inside is perfect.” (63:19) – Ryland
    • Biscuits: “It looks almost dry...but it did not taste dry. It tastes delicious...9, 10 out of 10 biscuit.” (66:41)
    • Hash Brown Casserole Shepherd’s Pie: “Oh my God. Is it awesome? Yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. Incredible.” (67:36) – Chris
    • Mac n Cheese and Casseroles: Consistently praised “Better than KFC...If you're thinking of going to KFC, just don't. Just come here instead.” (73:19)

• Fun, Unfiltered Foodie Vibes

  • Banter remains raunchy and playful (“Would you guys put your dicks in it? Yes.” 67:05).
  • Tangents about gravy, fried pickles, meatloaf, and family memories keep the segment dynamic.
  • Occasional technical notes (about camera, lighting) blend with belly laughs and food orgasms: “I'm going to nut.” (71:22) – Lizze

5. Cracker Barrel Store Adventure (76:52–84:45)

• Store Merchandise & Souvenir Hunts

  • The crew gets giddy over quaint, southern, and seasonal merchandise—quilts, chip clips, candy, baby clothes, holiday decor.
  • “Everything here is so cute. Like the light up stuff? Yeah, I want everything. Help. And they have a whole Halloween section.” (80:22) – Ryland
  • Outfits and trinkets for their kids, and a search for the infamous Pixie Stix requested by a friend.

• Impulse Shopping Realness

  • Ryland: “What I have decided is I spent $30 more in the store than I did on lunch. So they're just banking on everyone, like, buying their whole store because it worked. And a rocking chair on the way out.” (84:01)
  • Lizze: “A rocker that stands the test of time.” (84:24)

6. Office Recap, Gifts Unboxing & Closing (84:45–End)

• Bringing Back the Haul

  • The team returns to the office, recaps buys, and dishes out gifts and snacks.
  • Pumpkin spice M&Ms, candles, lip balms, and kids’ books spark more laughs and gentle exasperation.
  • Ryland, debriefing: “This is the longest episode we've ever made.” (84:51)

• Final Thoughts on Cracker Barrel

  • Universal amazement at the value, quality, and homey experience.
  • “All this food. $82...Nothing's bad like, it's all good. Like, some things are more exciting than others, but it's all good.” (77:00) – Ryland
  • Quirky wrap-up: “Thank you for enjoying the sip. I can't right now.” (89:58)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lizze on Reddit Hate:
  “No sane person that creates content on the Internet or is an entertainer in any regard should be opening Reddit. Ever?” (12:58)

• On Cracker Barrel Food:
  “That is effed up. Yeah.” (62:33) – On fried pickles
  “9, 10 out of 10 biscuit. Wow. I love it.” (66:41) – Ryland
  “Would you guys put your dicks in it? Yes.” (67:05) – Lizze

• On Parenting & the Internet:
  “You don't become a net worth of fifteen hundred dollars without publicly disrespecting your husband and being loosely related to Helen Hunt.” (17:35) – Lizze

• Award Show Musings:
  “I just feel like we used to have superstars, in a way, and star power, huge and undeniable and crazy. But now I’m watching people perform and I’m like, well, it’s just a different sector of entertainment that we’re being flooded with.” (38:28) – Ryland

• On Shopping Spree:
  “What I have decided is I spent $30 more in the store than I did on lunch.” (84:01) – Ryland

• On Office Chaos:
  “Thank you for letting me know. You, Joe and Blank. Well, I would need two children. Well, you don't have Cheers Christmas ornaments already.” (80:01) – Ryland

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Final Recap & Takeaways

• Episode Vibe:
  Fun, chaotic, and relatable with classic Sip tone—honesty, oversharing, and playful ribbing.

• Cracker Barrel Review:
  Huge hit! Food exceeded expectations, especially the hash brown casseroles and biscuits. Store was delightfully dangerous for the wallet.

• Larger Themes:
  The episode weaves together discussions of vulnerability in the public eye, social media baggage, parenting, nostalgia, and the search for comfort (through food and community).

• Memorable Energy:
  The show is a whirlwind of food-induced euphoria, friendship shenanigans, and real talk about the downside of online fame—all against the homey backdrop of an Americana institution.

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Listen if you:

• Crave irreverent, honest humor
• Want a vicarious, over-the-top restaurant review
• Love the chaos of group hangouts and real-life parenting tales
• Need a reminder not to read the comments

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“That’s the Sip.”

Transcript

[A]

The buildup to this, in my heart, I was being too honest.

[B]

Right there after I was crying when I texted you that.

[A]

What? Big biscuit guy. Here. Poison ball. Whoa.

[B]

I turned to Joe. It was nap time. I turned to him and I went, have you ever googled me?

[A]

Is a pumpkin pie M and M going to make you happier?

[B]

No. Cuz I was actually panicking.

[A]

Did it working? Wait. Okay. I was having the best morning ever. It wasn't until you called me. Chris hasn't set the angle yet. Because I was like, you know what? Just roll. Just roll. I don't know. I actually did. I had a wonderful morning. I meditated, I finished editing a vlog, then I went out and I did a brisk walk on the highest incline of the treadmill. And while I was doing that, I was thinking about how incredible all of our lives have become. You know, like me thinking back to myself as a 19 year old. That just moved my butt to LA. It really worked out.

[B]

Do you remember when we used to scream, sing Kelsey's song.

[A]

Yes. Holding hands, skipping down.

[B]

No, but do you remember that song? The Good Old Days or whatever? Do you know what I'm talking about? The Kesha song.

[A]

No.

[B]

When that album came out was when you and I would just go do nothing basically all day and try to like, we'd be like always busy. Like we have to schedule in potty breaks, always be working. But there was a song that came out on a Kesha album that year. And I just remember thinking, these are the good old days. What is that freaking song?

[A]

Isn't it her and Macklemore?

[B]

Maybe. What's so funny is I was so unwell at that time. I stole my dad's credit card to buy that song on itunes. And then a few weeks later, my dad was like, someone's using my credit card. I have to cancel all my accounts. And I said nothing. And then when I got sober, that was my making amends.

[A]

You had to confess.

[B]

Yeah, I was like, I stole money from you.

[A]

I stole 299.

[B]

I stole lifts and itunes. Music.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wilds.

[B]

What is that?

[A]

The two of these freaks. How do I categorize you guys together?

[B]

Co workers?

[A]

Yeah, the two of my co workers called me and they were already at the office. And so I was like freaking out, even though I was gonna be on time. So then that stressed me out. And then I took that energy to Shane because last week he was like, why'd you take my car? And I was like, because that's what looks best on camera. So that's why I took your car.

[B]

Who's it? What's his car?

[A]

The newer car, the new Range Rover.

[B]

That's his car.

[A]

I mean, I guess it's what he likes driving.

[B]

I thought the cybertruck was his car.

[A]

I mean, it technically is his car, but he likes the other car.

[B]

Do you need a car? Should we go buy cars right now? No, I need a car.

[A]

But then that car is out of gas. And I was like, oh, if he brings the car that's out of gas to the office when I'm the one that drove it last. I was like, I've got to go tell him. But now I'm running late, so I brought that energy. And he's like, can you stop with this energy? And I was like, I'm just frantic. But I had a great.

[B]

He's like, exactly.

[A]

That's the energy I get here. And Lizzie's trying to, like, upload something right before we're trying to work. And I was just like, one, two, punch, bam. Even though I was just, you know, trying to be cool, calm, relaxed and chill today and I'm still not gonna fight with you. Well, I don't ever really fight with.

[B]

Chris, not publicly, but he's beating the shit out of him in private. I mean, shit.

[A]

Thank you. Thank you. Okay, so what's up?

[B]

What?

[A]

I just said, what's up? How's it going, girl?

[B]

It's like I'm crazy because I had a grande matcha from Starbucks, but I was gonna say stiff dicks and airplanes. Are we already demonetized?

[A]

Well, I don't know what that means. Stiff dicks in airplanes.

[B]

He said, what's up?

[A]

That's what you think is currently straight up. I've never. I think we've discussed this, but I've never, ever had that issue.

[B]

I know, it's just. It's a thing that stupid 13 year olds say.

[A]

And I would think I'm a very well circulated man. Like, I get hard at every doctor's appointment. So you would think I'd be the first to have a stiff dick on a plane?

[B]

No.

[A]

And that's never happened.

[B]

Both of those things are up. Airplanes are up. And so are stiff dicks. There's not stiff dicks in airplanes. It's stiff dicks and airplanes.

[A]

You said stiff dicks in a plane.

[B]

No, and. And airplanes.

[A]

I don't know if my stiff dick is up. It's still below.

[B]

Where does it go?

[A]

I mean, if I'm standing, it's still below me, but it's Out.

[B]

It's not up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm one. I'm honestly asking.

[A]

I see what you're saying. It arises. Okay. It rises up, I guess. Imagine my surprise when I found out the location of a hoo. Ha.

[B]

I. You know what?

[A]

Turns out it's between the legs. It's not like we did this on Shane's podcast. I went down a rabbit hole of vaginas after Morgan and Lizzie blew my mind about the. You know, where the crack is situated.

[B]

The crack loose.

[A]

And I thought because you could see, like, a puff on some people, on some women, that is where the vagina was, similarly to where the penis is positioned. Turns out it's down low between the legs.

[B]

Do you know that my vagina gets P H A T E R when I'm pregnant?

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

But it's not really my vagina. It's my mom's pubis. It just gets, like. It's fat.

[A]

It becomes a meaty top.

[B]

It's a hat. Like, I'm feeling it right now. Like, there is.

[A]

Wait, so your vagina is in front?

[B]

No, that's why I said it's my mom's pubis. Okay, but can you see how deep I'm poking?

[A]

I mean, it's. Hold on.

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Look at how deep I can poke my meaty tuck.

[A]

How. Where's the frame? Can I see the frame? Last time, everyone. They can see my dick the whole time. And I was like, sorry, it was the shorts. More.

[B]

Charge more. Charge more. If they can see your meaty tuck, I think. Oh, yeah. They can see me poking.

[A]

Yeah. No, no, no, we're fine. It was the. It was the shorts last time. You're welcome. Although girls don't like dicks, which is so weird.

[B]

I don't think we don't like dicks, but I just don't think we're, like, super.

[A]

Like, who do you think's here?

[B]

Someone just came here. Is it Spencer? To rat on me?

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

You know, And I just took one of his pens and then put it back, but next time, I'm not putting it back.

[A]

One of his pins?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You're just gonna start robbing his office.

[B]

Well, I put it back, but next time I'm not gonna put it back.

[A]

Oh, geez. Okay.

[B]

As long as he feels comfortable ratting me out for screaming in the office, I'm gonna feel comfortable stealing his personal effects. Seems fair. Make it make sense.

[A]

So was it awkward the way over with the two of you? Like, what do you guys talk about?

[B]

No, I mean, you're gonna have to tune into the precept. Honestly, I do have to. I think it. I think Chris and I have fun.

[A]

Yeah. Really?

[B]

Yeah. Chris and I giggle.

[A]

I know. They came in all giddy like school girls, and I'm like, wow, I guess I missed the party. Maybe you should have just continued the whole show.

[B]

Do you want to sit back there?

[A]

Kind of would be nice.

[B]

Just take a little break. No, I think we. I have fun at. I texted him before I came out. I was like, I'm filming Chris. Don't be jerking off when I get out there.

[A]

Because you never know because it's up like an airplane. We've learned that an airplane's up.

[B]

You know what? This is not on the docket, but I am wondering if I can take a few moments of everybody's time. I feel like my son said doggy also. Look how cute he is. I feel like he said doggy, but I don't know if I'm being like a psycho mom who's like, my kid said doggy.

[A]

Well, did he say it with his chest at a dog, or did he just say, hold on, are you gonna play it with.

[B]

Yeah, there's a doggy over there.

[A]

It was. Yeah, I know what you mean. It's hard to know if he said, da, da, da, da da. It almost sounds like, da, da, da, da.

[B]

Yeah, there's a doggy over there.

[A]

Okay, I'll give it to you. I'll give it to you.

[B]

Yeah, there's a doggy over there.

[A]

Yeah, I'll give it to you.

[B]

Sound off in the comments below. I'm not reading them, but I'm gonna have. I'm gonna have my friend Chris let me know.

[A]

You know who is reading comments?

[B]

Who? My husband.

[A]

Yeah, I just set you up for that, which you texted me so out of context I couldn't even comprehend you're texting me about a birthday party. And then you were like, he read all the comments. And I was like, wait, you need to back up.

[B]

No, because I was actually panicking, to be honest with you. I was about to start. I was crying when I texted you that I needed help. I was having a hard time.

[A]

Okay, well, bring us in. It was four days ago. No, actually, only two days ago.

[B]

I love that. Now your thing is qualifying how many of the days it's been, even though you made fun of me relentlessly for doing that in the past, only when.

[A]

It was like, okay, it's 13 days ago.

[B]

Picture this. It was the summer solstice, 99.

[A]

I've been trying to figure out if it's a full moon, but then I keep googling if it's a full moon and it's telling me it's not. But then why is everything going so wacky?

[B]

Maybe it's a retrograde.

[A]

Okay. Anyway, it's two days ago.

[B]

So two days ago, I real. I was talking to Joe about some of my favorite moms from my mom group, and I was like, what I love about these moms is that they'll google the other moms, and then when I hit them up with other mom, like, wanting other mom intel, they just know. And what's so funny about this group is they'll be like, well, not to be crazy, but I did a deep dive on so and so. But it's like, it's now been so many times that I'm like, you deep dived all of us?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

And then I. And then I got embarrassed because I thought, oh, maybe I'm safe from a deep dive. Or I'd never even assumed I would be deep dive.

[A]

I think you're the first person to be deep dive. I think if I were to encounter you in the wild and then find out you have somewhat of an Internet. I mean, you have an Internet presence. Not somewhat. You're the first person I would be.

[B]

No, I'm just saying to know that you're sometimes noticed. Listed on drama videos as Shane Dawson's husband's co host.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Which, honestly, I do love about myself. And I'd be lying if I said. Wasn't tickled by that and felt like a big deal.

[A]

Okay, so you start thinking.

[B]

So I started thinking. I was like, oh, no, have they googled me? And then it's like, no, they've obviously googled you. And then I got mortified because it's.

[A]

Like, what are they gonna find? What happens? Like, what's.

[B]

Well, what I'm embarrassed about is the movies I've made. Because also recently my friends have been coming out of the woodworks and being. I did see that movie you acted in, and it's like, not only did I act in it, but I.

[A]

What? I haven't even.

[B]

I don't want any of you to see it.

[A]

How have they.

[B]

Because they looked it up there. Of course I saw it. I'm like, why? What do you fucking mean, of course? I can't sit through it. It's a piece of shit. I'm on a website called Awful Movie Wookie. Like, it's not good. So I'm in bed with Joe, as this dawns on me, I'm like, we're going to all these birthday parties. I was like, oh, these people have Googled me. Oh, God, what do they find? So he's.

[A]

Why would you do this with Joe?

[B]

I turned to Joe. It was nap time. I turned to him and I went, have you ever Googled me? He goes, not in a while.

[A]

Then he pulls out his phone, and.

[B]

He starts Googling me. And I was like, I just want to know what comes up. I'm, like, tickling his belly. I'm marrying out my cooter because I'm pretty sure I have a yeastie. And he's the first thing that comes up when he starts searching. Lizzie Gordon is, you know, some. Some automated responses, like, Lizzie Gordon's godmother, Helen Hunt, Lizzie, who is Lizzie Gordon's husband. You know, what is Lizzie Gordon's net worth? Like, these are the things that come up.

[A]

Wow, we should have played that game.

[B]

What game?

[A]

Wired does that Google? I mean, I think we did once. Like, this was years and years and years ago.

[B]

And all of it was just like, who is Lizzie Gordon?

[A]

It's evolved since that. Is this my phone? Let me turn me on silent. I'm sorry.

[B]

Rude.

[A]

Yeah, you're right. It was.

[B]

So he clicks. Like, he clicks through these options. First of all, my net worth. My projected net worth, like, $1,500. And I was like, oh, that's rude. I was like, they're not wrong. This is no one's fucking business. Are you joking?

[A]

She's paid very well.

[B]

My kid's in private school. Get the fuck out of here. So that was rude.

[A]

That's really good. I wish you would have just stopped there.

[B]

I wish I had, too. And then Joe clicks the Helen Hunt thing, and there's like. And this is where we got to Reddit.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

So on Reddit, there's like, a thread of people being like, is. Is Helen Hunt Lizzie Gordon's godmother? I think she has mentioned it on several occasions. Oh, wow. I wish. I wish she would mention it more. And it's like, there's not more to say. Like, that's the end of the story.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

That's all she wrote. And so we were, like, giggling about that. But when he opened Reddit, I said, I don't think we should look at Reddit. Rylan has told me we shouldn't look at Reddit.

[A]

No sane person that creates content on the Internet or is an entertainer in any regard should be opening Reddit. Ever?

[B]

No. And then I also remembered the only time I've tried to open Reddit is when I want to go be nasty about someone else with a group of people also. So it's like, you know, it's a toxic space.

[A]

Of course. And the only time I'll ever open Reddit is if I'm trying to find a celebrity's address. Just because I.

[B]

That's really crazy.

[A]

I'm never going to go. I'm never even going to drive by. I just like to know what areas people are perusing. But it's like every time I do that, the sidebar, it's like they know I'm me and they want to feed me crazy. I never click on them, but it's.

[B]

Like, I know Ryland Adams is here right now trying to figure out where so and so lives.

[A]

The headline that F word are so crazy that I know it's a place of hell.

[B]

Oh, it's not good.

[A]

No.

[B]

So then Joe and like, also, like, I'm thinking, I literally keep saying, I'm like, we really shouldn't go to Reddit. Like, we really shouldn't go to Reddit. I was like, haley used to send me pictures of the Reddit things that people said about me. And she'd be like, I'm so mad. They said this nasty thing about you. Look at what they said. Look at what they said. And I would be like, I can't. I can't look at what they said.

[A]

And please never send it to me again. We love you, Haley, but don't be doing that.

[B]

Don't be doing that. It's awful. She stopped. I think she got the message. We told her multiple times on the show now to stop.

[A]

If you're gonna read it, then just keep it to yourself.

[B]

If you're gonna read it, don't repeat it. So I'm telling Joe, like, we should stop. We should stop. Like, don't go down Reddit. And then he clicks on Lizzie Gordon's husband Reddit, and then he starts reading it, and it's like he's. And it's nasty.

[A]

Of course it is.

[B]

And you know why it's nasty? Because of the shit I say about him on the Internet.

[A]

No.

[B]

And I was like, but you're just.

[A]

Being honest about a relationship. I'm not saying jokes.

[B]

It's a little bit hyperbole, but for performance. Because it's funny. But it's like.

[A]

But it's like everyone hates their husband when they don't do the dishes.

[B]

Yeah. And it's also like, My husband does a lot. I'm not going to come on here and be like, my husband does so much.

[A]

Like, that's not fun.

[B]

My husband learned how to be a pelvic floor therapist for me on, on YouTube so that he could help heal my pelvic floor because I'm too chicken to go to a real pelvic floor therapist. Like, I'm not going to talk about when he does good things.

[A]

It's pretty cool though.

[B]

That's really sweet.

[A]

Yeah, he's always researching things like that.

[B]

Well, I asked him to because my pelvic floor is ruined and I need help, but I'm scared to go to a pelvic floor therapist because they basically just finger blast you. And honestly, some women are strong enough to be finger blasted by a doctor in a hospital. I am not that woman.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, you're going to have to sedate me heavily if you're going to finger blast me in an office. And honestly, that's a little triggering to say out loud too.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

So I said, joe, can you go online and learn how to do pelvic floor therapy for me to fix this situation?

[A]

Because you're kind of the only person.

[B]

I want in my snatch. You know what I'm saying? And he did, like, he does things like that.

[A]

Finger blasting you in a therapeutic way.

[B]

Yeah. He's like, can I beat off while I do? No, no, I'm just kidding. He didn't say that. My mother in law is here. It's not sexual, it's therapeutic. Anyway, Joe is a good man.

[A]

I agree.

[B]

Joe is a very good man. But that's not interesting for the Internet.

[A]

I mean, he's still a man.

[B]

He's still a man. And just like we learned today, men are incapable of some things. And so I scream about him. But the, the thing that got him the most was some of the comments were like, he's a bad dad. He's a bad dog dad. He's like an absent father. And it's just like that couldn't be farther from the truth.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, Joe's the one who goes to the PTA meeting.

[A]

That is hilarious.

[B]

Yeah. Joe's the one who took our kid to school today and is picking him up today. Like, Joe's the one, right? And also like, when I came back to work after having the baby, Joe's the one who stayed home with the baby.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, he is a great dad. He's good with the dog, but you.

[A]

Can'T reason with people on the Internet.

[B]

No, you Can't.

[A]

And that's why I just said, you can't. I was like, tell him that none of it's real. It's not.

[B]

Well, he's. And then I did. And he goes, they're using direct quotes from you.

[A]

Now I see why you were crying.

[B]

Because I felt bad. Because I was like, I'm just a psycho. Like, what do you want, dude? Like, you want me to respect you in public after you do all these great things? You're crazy. You're crazy. I can't do that. See, and these are the way. This is the way. I. Like, that's a joke. So, like, obviously I should respect my. My husband in public. I love him. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, but it's the.

[B]

The least I can.

[A]

But that's in public. I know, but for the sake of our show.

[B]

That's what I'm saying.

[A]

And I told. I told her, tell Joe, this is just our job, and this job provides us a very wonderful lifestyle. So if there's a few people that are nasty on the Internet, just let them scream at the top of their lungs and let them enjoy it.

[B]

You don't become a net worth of fifteen hundred dollars without publicly disrespecting your husband and being loosely related to Helen Hunt. I don't know what to tell you, babe, but if you got a problem with it.

[A]

So do you think he's going to stop looking? Is he strong enough to never, like, on a down day, just Google.

[B]

And what honestly scared me is he goes, what do you say about me on the show? Like, do I have to watch the show? And I was like, no.

[A]

Suddenly the show's behind a paywall, period.

[B]

So this is our last episode. Way to go, Reddit. You canceled another good podcast, Monsters. But no, it. Honestly, it made me sad because I do love Joe, and I'm incredibly proud of him as a father and as a person.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And so to see him be deflated by that and offended by it did kill me.

[A]

Yeah. And you have to tell him, why do you think I stopped reading comments, Joe?

[B]

Yeah, I can't believe it doesn't work out for anyone. And what's so funny is he's the first person to be like, who cares? It's like, these people don't know you. He's like, no, they're directly quoting you. And that's what killed me the most, is me.

[A]

So how was the recovery of this? Like, did you just never mention it again?

[B]

He made a couple of jokes more, and then I started crying, and I Was like, I can't do this, so please stop, because it. It does. It makes me sad.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And no matter what, if he's going to do man things that enrage me as a pregnant woman, I'm going to scream about it online.

[A]

As you should.

[B]

Yeah. Because I have to.

[A]

Yeah, it's your duty. And this was on the way to one of her three or four birthday parties this weekend.

[B]

We had three birthday parties this weekend and swim practice.

[A]

I just want to tell you, I had never felt more solace in my decision to not go to Mommy and Me.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Because it's like, of course there's a hundred birthday parties because you all have children that are the same age. What a freaking nightmare.

[B]

Yeah. So in Mommy and me, all the kids are six weeks apart. We're all like. All the kids are born within six weeks of each other.

[A]

So it's like every birthday party is at the exact same time. And Lizzie's, like, headed to birthday party number nine. And I was just like, oh, my God.

[B]

And you're not the first person to say that, but I'm like, I was talking to Joe about it. I was like, I love this.

[A]

I know. You were built for that.

[B]

It makes me so happy. My kid raged his face off all day, every day. I'm worried about next weekend because all the birthdays are on the same day, including his own. Yeah.

[A]

Wait, what? You guys are going to birthday parties before his birthday party?

[B]

Well, we were going to, but the first birthday party doesn't start until his nap time.

[A]

I really need to know, do you guys actually all like each other enough to have each other at birthday parties?

[B]

I would. I honestly feel as though my series one to two Mommy and Me group is the most unconditional love I've ever felt for a group of strangers in my entire life.

[A]

Wow. You guys bonded that hard, but you just also like them. God brought you guys together.

[B]

Yeah, I would. I literally, I would consider it an unconditional love. Like, there are some people where it's like, we wouldn't be friends if we weren't moms. And there are some people who are. I'm like, I would totally be your friend if we weren't moms.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But the love in that group is, like, it's palpable and it's sweet and I really like it cute. So, yeah, I, I, you know, I.

[A]

Was just curious, like, do you like all of them enough to have in your space?

[B]

But, yeah, I do.

[A]

Okay. So have you been Billy's birthday party?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

How involved do you have to be in the planning of it? Since it's at a space.

[B]

Just don't say what space it's in.

[A]

That's why I said space.

[B]

I know. I just wanted to let you know, I thought in case you just forgot.

[A]

The name capabilities too.

[B]

I don't.

[A]

It's like you want. You're fine being more loosey goosey about your unborn child's name than where this birthday party is being hosted.

[B]

No.

[A]

Why is that?

[B]

I don't know. Because it's not his full name. I don't know. Okay, but I. How involved am I enough to where I'm freaking out. I think I ordered enough Dave's hot chicken to feed a small army. Like an army of a thousand men.

[A]

Oh, so you are responsible for food?

[B]

No. So yes, yes, yes, I am.

[A]

What about decorations?

[B]

I'm not decorating.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I'm doing two. I'm doing two things. So I actually. Can I plug a small business?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Okay. So my friend. Oh, I don't know how to plug her. I'm sorry. No. Can we put her. Can we put her Instagram link in the bio so if people want to hire her, they can get ever. They can go to her Instagram. Okay. So my friend, Lydia Jensen, I hope it's okay that I use your first and last name, girl. Find yourself on Reddit. My friend Lydia does really, really cute butcher paper signs. And like, those are really hot right now. People are getting like, butcher paper signs for, like, back to school and stuff signs. They're like huge butcher paper, like rolls of butcher paper. And she, like, paints on them gorgeously.

[A]

And, like, could she do one for your baby shower?

[B]

I can. Yeah, I can ask her. She did one for Billy's birthday because this theme is pimping on shrimp and Billy is one.

[A]

So we don't have to dress up.

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And so she made a really cute sign for it. So I'm putting that up and I'm going to print up a bunch of, like, shrimp that match the print. The pimp shrimps or the shrimp pimps on his. On his sign.

[A]

Elizabeth's theming is always specifically and uniquely her. I'm so glad we landed on a baby shower or sprinkle theme that we can both be excited about because it was getting worrisome for a while.

[B]

Oh, yeah. We had nothing.

[A]

Did we ever say it?

[B]

No.

[A]

Can we?

[B]

Sure.

[A]

A baby is brewing, but you have to see the inspo stolen straight from somebody else that hit Elizabeth's Explore page. Yeah, but it's Gorgeous.

[B]

I mean, it's paperless post.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

It's just a. I didn't make that. I just bought it.

[A]

Wait, no, no, I'm talking about the Instagram. The thing.

[B]

That's the actual Instagram post.

[A]

I don't know whose. I don't know if it's AI or whatever.

[B]

No, but it's super cute, right? Yeah.

[A]

So a baby is brewing. It's Halloween themed because it will be in a month that's Halloweeny.

[B]

Yeah. So. And it's not going to be a fondue cauldron party, because some people don't have the vision for a fondue cauldron party.

[A]

I. She kept saying she like wet cheese. That's what it feels like. You want to feel like wet cheese. She goes, melted.

[B]

Have you ever had nacho cheese?

[A]

Yes, I have, but do you like it? How.

[B]

That's a wet.

[A]

You just want to have wet cheese sitting for guests to double dip inside of and flies to accumulate outside. And get that.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

It just seems like a problem.

[B]

No, Seems spooky.

[A]

Unless we're doing it inside, which I still need you to do a walkthrough of my house because now you're throwing in elements of, like, baby playpens.

[B]

And maybe I'm gonna ask would. I'm gonna send out a message. Do you. Does anyone intend to bring their child?

[A]

It's a baby sprinkle. My child's are coming.

[B]

I know, but one mom at the party was like, I'm not bringing my kid.

[A]

Oh, they want to relax.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. All right. Back.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Back to Billy's birthday party.

[B]

So I'm doing. I'm printing up little shrimps that are dressed like pimps, and I'm putting Billy's face on them. And then I'm gonna put that in the. We're not doing cake. We're doing berries and cream.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

And so I'm gonna put those on toothpicks and berries and cream. And that's all I'm doing.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

And then I was thinking about getting him a first birthday hat, but at one of the parties he went to this weekend, I accidentally snapped a birthday hat in his eyes. And now he. When he sees a birthday hat, he goes like this. Because honestly, my kid learns through pain and fear really quickly.

[A]

And which kid had the best birthday party?

[B]

There is no comparison.

[A]

Okay. It's such a mom answer.

[B]

No, there really isn't. I've had a blast.

[A]

Okay, okay, I hear you.

[B]

But I do want to say one of the parties Was thrown at a Moose Lodge, which was lit and they had an open bar. Not that I was drinking, but it was cool. Like, that's cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And at the Moose, they had just dead.

[A]

What's the plural of moose?

[B]

Mischief, Chris? Is it mice? This is abusive.

[A]

I don't know. It feels like God presented it to us because, like, you went to a Moose Lodge, And I'm like, how many mooses?

[B]

It's like a Moose Lodge is like a clubhouse.

[A]

Oh, well, who's gonna tell me that?

[B]

I just did.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

They're all over America. You can go into a Moose Lodge anywhere, and it's like, oh, I've been there. So you go up these stairs and there's like a performance hall area, and they have this kids band performing. But Billy likes. Like, he's starting to get so comfortable around so many people because he's just been raging for weeks that he's, like, walking around the party, like, stealing stuff from the performers, trying to cram crackers in their little boombox situations. They're like, no, don't do that. I'm like, I'm sorry. And I pull him away. But then he starts toddling off over towards the stairs. And Billy doesn't know stairs because we don't have stairs. And at daycare, his room has. It's elevated by like a step or two. And then you, like, the napping area and the sensory bin are on the top floor, and then on the bottom floor, which is just two steps down, is where they do all their play. I think I said on the podcast already that he sprinted and flew like a bowling ball into the table and chairs and started scream crying because he didn't understand steps. And now and then he was terrified and never went back to the steps. So at the Moose Lodge this weekend, he walks over and then realizes, oh, God, there's a bunch of stairs. And the first he just slows down and he got down on his tummy and his legs and army crawled backwards away from him and was like, that is not for me. And I know that now. Made me sad because I was like, oh, my God, now my kid's gonna have a stairs thing. Like, how do you break a stairs thing? And then 20 minutes later, he toddles back up to it and he says, no, I'm a big, brave boy. And he walks up to the stairs and he drops down again. And then he turns around and goes backwards down the stairs feet first.

[A]

So cute.

[B]

And when he makes it down, like, all five of the stairs, he put his hands up and he went, ah, like he had won. Like, I beat the stairs. It was so cute.

[A]

That is cute.

[B]

So he knows stairs now.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, just takes one horrific incident. I'm proud of my boy. Who definitely says doggy. I heard it. You heard it. We all heard it.

[A]

Okay. You had your baby appointment this morning?

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I've been talking a lot.

[A]

Well, okay, what do you want me to talk about?

[B]

People are always like Lizzie's bell, guarding the mic. Even when I'm silent for 25 minutes, they're like, when is that ginger gonna shut up?

[A]

I thought you weren't reading comments.

[B]

I am. No, I skimmed. I skimmed a little bit recently. Okay? I skimmed a little bit recently. Just a little bit.

[A]

I don't think that's true.

[B]

And you're still nasty. What is wrong with you guys? Even when you know I'm not there, you're still gonna see something n. You just go to forests all the time and scream about people you hate where they can't hear you. Get a life.

[A]

Go to Reddit, losers.

[B]

Go to Reddit.

[A]

Go where you belong.

[B]

Where. I don't know how to work it, but my husband does.

[A]

I'm getting texts. What if it's about you screaming?

[B]

Just check it. Oh, my God. Spencer already read. Am I screaming?

[A]

No, no, nobody's upset.

[B]

You shut up, Spencer.

[A]

Well, I'm just like, I turned 34 and I smell. I smell like an 80 year old who hasn't showered for 400 years. Yeah, every day.

[B]

No, we've all been talking about it.

[A]

I don'. I'll shower. And two hours later, after I have deodorant on, I fucking stink again. And I don't know what happened and what changed. And I'm like, oh, it's me again.

[B]

Is it the office?

[A]

It's so horrible.

[B]

Is it your body chemistry in the office? I don't know.

[A]

It is dry in here right now. It's fine. I showered like an hour ago, so we're. We're still good.

[B]

It's fine.

[A]

Oh, my God. No, she's being dramatic. But it's like, what, does this just happen to people that get turned 34? Do you stink?

[B]

Are you eating differently?

[A]

Oh, I feel like I've always had a weird thing. I feel like I've always had a weird thing with, like, my body odor, though. I feel like I. I shower multiple times a day.

[B]

You can't trust Chris opinion on his body odor. He thinks he's stinky, but really he's not stinky.

[A]

I've never seen a Cleaner looking person.

[B]

No. Chris over sprays good smells on himself to the point where they become bad smells.

[A]

Also, I would just. If I were to explain you in looks, it would be clean. I feel like you're just always clean.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I feel like he's well groomed, well manicured. Like his hair is always like perfectly waft slicked so, so much.

[B]

It's like his clothes have been cleaned recently.

[A]

He's like the fresh scent.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Of a dryer sheet.

[B]

I can't relate.

[A]

Me either.

[B]

I'm a dirty bitch. But you use a clean boy.

[A]

It's like he clips his nails and then clips them again just to make.

[B]

Sure and then files them. Speaking of nails, I have an infected nail.

[A]

You are disgusting.

[B]

What is this? Is it because this is the finger I put in my butt all the time.

[A]

Wait, what?

[B]

We just keep going. We don't need to unpack that further.

[A]

Okay. So I stink. Oh. We started loosely potty training because my boys are still a little too young for that, like three day intensive. And they understand us, but they're not talking able to talk back to us yet. So we're not quite at the point where it's like we can do this. Like we are potty training, but we're at that phase where it's like we can encourage the potty training and do like the long haul. Which I've heard for some people can work in like three weeks. So we got the one that you sit on top of the potty. So I'm curious what's worked.

[B]

When he says the one, he means the training potty that you put on top of the toilet seat.

[A]

The actual toilet. Because a couple of things, if you get the ones that are like standalone potties, I feel like both my boys are gonna a want to do it at the same time. But then if they're successful in it, they're gonna want to turn around and play in what they just did. I know we can set the boundary, but I just feel like after they get comfortable at that, it's gonna be another step to transition them to the toilet. So I'm just seeing if the regular toilet a good experience first.

[B]

And I think it's. I honestly, I texted you this weekend not to be nasty. I texted you because I think what you're doing is smart.

[A]

Well, somebody had suggested it to us and I was just like, yeah, let's try it. So the first week is just about making it a good experience.

[B]

So the boys are sitting on this booster seat on the toilet with their pants down. And no diaper.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And they're playing with bubbles.

[A]

And Max successfully went pee in the toilet. And then you throw a huge party and you're like, oh, my gosh, that's it. You're doing it so great. But. So we're just trying to get them comfortable. And then next week it will be like, we'll do every hour and then be a little more stern about it.

[B]

I potty trained a two year old one time.

[A]

You did?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You were a nanny.

[B]

You know that?

[A]

I don't think I did.

[B]

I wasn't hired to be a nanny, but I became a nanny.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

Which was crazy.

[A]

You got tasked with potty training.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

And we did the M and M routine, but I wouldn't give my Kid M&MS.

[A]

Where they get an M and M. I was thinking about that too. Not M&Ms, but maybe like a freeze dried fruit or something or some. Some sort of healthy yogurt.

[B]

I would give. Probably give Billy a chocolate chip.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But every time he would use the potty, I would give him a chocolate one. M and M. Right. And it got. And it worked over, like a series of five days. The issue with it is there needs to be consistency or. And consistent or it's for nothing.

[A]

Yeah. So all of us has to do. Have to do the exact same thing. We're not there yet. We're just trying to make the potty a good experience, a place that feels safe for them.

[B]

And honestly, I think that's a good idea. Like, I'm stupid and I thought you could potty train a kid that could walk. But there's more signs of readiness to potty walking.

[A]

And recently, Max, even when he has a full diaper, he, like, wants. He, like, goes up to the changing table and is telling me, like, I want my diaper change.

[B]

That's one of the signs. Readiness.

[A]

That's why we were like, all right, let's start this party.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So we'll see. I mean, I'm excited, but if you have tips or what worked for you, if you liked the independent potty more than the regular potty, let me know. It seems like more people have success with that, but then I just feel like it's one more step of like, okay, we've got this now you have to transition it. And then I'd be cleaning two of those out all day every day, which is fine. But it's like, if we don't have to, then why would I?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So here we go.

[B]

Hell, yeah. Billy's just been.

[A]

Here we go.

[B]

Billy Free pissed all over the Moose Lodge.

[A]

Wait, he didn't have a diaper.

[B]

We were changing him in the bathroom, and he just started pissing. And so Joe's instinct was just to push his shorts back. And I was like, just let him piss. So he just pissed.

[A]

He was standing on a shelf in the bathroom?

[B]

Yeah, he was just standing on a shelf, just pissing on the floor. And I was like, you take him back to the party. I'll clean this up. He's like, you're gonna piss on that? And I'm like, what? Like, for some reason, Joe thought I said to clean up the piss. I was just gonna piss on it myself and just make it more. I was like, why would I do that? It was funny.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But honestly, I kind of love when Billy P's standing up. I'm like, that's cute.

[A]

Yeah, it is. The new nanny that we've been like, having at our house, she was saying what worked for her son is kind of letting them run him around the backyard naked and kind of being able to identify the pee. So, like, when they do pee just freely, it's like, oh, that's the pee.

[B]

Right.

[A]

So maybe I'll let them just run around naked out back as well.

[B]

Joe pees in our backyard, and I'm just like, let Billy watch. And he's like, don't say that.

[A]

It does feel a little weird.

[B]

Yeah. But they. They learn from seeing.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Billy was watching me because I'm pregnant, and I get really mucusy when I'm pregnant. Like, my. I'm just full of mucus and boogers. Crazy boogers, like the size of June beetle boogers. And so sometimes I have to go deep to get them out because they're, like, big.

[A]

They're juicy.

[B]

They're big and juicy. And I can feel them if I snoot all day. Like, it's exhausting.

[A]

Oh, my God. Get a sucker or a Frida or something.

[B]

I got a finger. Oh, my God. Maybe that's why my finger's infected.

[A]

So I'm wiping them everywhere.

[B]

Yeah. Literally. Where else am I gonna put them? Just under everything.

[A]

Somebody working in your house. And I'm not gonna lie.

[B]

I hope she's get. She's chiseling the.

[A]

There was off some surfaces, when I was going pee in the bathroom, there was a boogie on the wall.

[B]

That's probably me.

[A]

That's what I'm saying. You have a nanny working there. I know you have her work.

[B]

It's violence, really. It's truly silent violence.

[A]

We need to book the cleaner again.

[B]

I was thinking the same.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Also, it might have been vomit you saw on the wall, because sometimes I don't make it there quick enough, and it's a projectile situation, and it just gets where it gets.

[A]

I mean, to each their own. I don't care.

[B]

Meditation tape that says, my house is a mess right now, and I'm okay with it.

[A]

I don't care that your house is a mess. It's only when there's, like, a nanny in the house.

[B]

I do feel bad.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But what am I gonna do?

[A]

What are you gonna do?

[B]

Do I have time for another thing?

[A]

No, you don't.

[B]

I don't. I literally don't. So Billy saw me picking one of these june bugs out of my nose, and he literally shoved his finger up his nose to do it at the same time as me. He's a monkey. See, monkey, doer. It's pretty cute.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He just. His boogers can't compare, which is. It's because he's a baby.

[A]

You're calling him a loser.

[B]

It's not a competition. But if it was, he's losing.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Because they extended their residency at The Sphere. And honestly, it's worth it because they sold out really fast. And that's where you can get the best seats. And you can see where you're going to be in the Sphere. And you can tell which, like, what the vision really is.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Because they have that vision thing on seatgeek. Did you know that?

[A]

Yeah, it's. It's really cool. And you can get 10 off your tickets doing just that. You can't be the only girl that doesn't go to the Backstreet Boys. I am gonna go to the Sphere, though, and see the wizard of Oz. So I'm still gonna see the Sphere.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

Cool. All right. So you want to get into some hot Tippity Topics? Sure. It's a hot day. We might as well cool off with some ice tea, starting with the VMAs. Did you watch it? I scrolled through all of it last night.

[B]

I saw none of it.

[A]

And it just really. I guess celebrity has always been, like, pointless.

[B]

Being celebrity is pointless.

[A]

No, like, I don't know, it just felt like award shows. And I don't know if it's because I'm getting older or if. Because there is a shift in the world where everyone has access to being visible.

[B]

Right.

[A]

I just feel like we used to have superstars, in a way, and star power, huge and undeniable and crazy. But now I'm watching people perform and I'm like, well, it's just a different sector of entertainment that we're being flooded with.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

In all aspects of life.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So when I'm watching the VMAs, something that used to feel really big and maybe special and cool now just feels, like, ever just more. I mean, I'm not saying people aren't talented.

[B]

I drop names.

[A]

Well, okay. I don't know that you should be negative, because I'm gonna be negative.

[B]

I don't know if it's negative or if it's not negative, but it has no, it's not negative.

[A]

Is it who you texted me about last night?

[B]

Well, it's her and someone else.

[A]

Okay, who's the someone else? Because I don't know who that is.

[B]

Madison Beer.

[A]

Oh, I don't know who that is.

[B]

See, I know who Madison Beer is. She's, quote unquote, a singer I've never heard.

[A]

So is everyone, Period.

[B]

I've never heard.

[A]

Didn't you know? Addison Rae's on tour.

[B]

I love Addison.

[A]

I know. So I don't think you can talk.

[B]

So maybe I'm not out of touch, but I will Say, I've never heard Madison Beer sing, but I've seen her on, like, David Dobrik's blogs. What did I say?

[A]

You're such a boomer.

[B]

What did I say?

[A]

Blogs. Oh, like his digital web posts.

[B]

They are. They're video blogs.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I've never heard her sing. And she came up in my house the other day and Joe was like, who is that? And I was like, I think she's a blogger. Anyway, Tate McCray.

[A]

Okay, be nice.

[B]

I'm gonna be nice.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I think she's a super cutie. I think she's incredibly down to earth. I really like watching her on her late night talk shows.

[A]

Oh, you. You're watching her on the late night circuit?

[B]

No, but I catch clips. You know, I'm catching. I'm catching clips.

[A]

I haven't caught clips. I actually liked her back before she really, like, popped off. She had songs that were different from the genre she's doing now. But I loved them. They were so good.

[B]

Have you seen A Star Is Born? Bradley Cooper and Lady Gaga? She's a little bit the bad version of Lady Gaga.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Where when she comes out and she's singing that stupid song that's so bad that makes Bradley Cooper kill himself.

[A]

Okay, whoa, you're being a little like.

[B]

That's a little bit what Tate McCray's music is.

[A]

She's really good at dancing.

[B]

She is a dancer, and she's good at performing, and she's great at performing. This is that show she did at the VMAs. All I can think about is that song from 2008. I'm telling you to loosen up.

[A]

Stop texting me. I'm gonna kill my phone.

[B]

He claims he meditated this morning.

[A]

It's just like it is. And I'm like, well, is it about your palm? He's trying to talk about a pop star right now. I'm not doing way better than us, period.

[B]

And good for her. But is that not the song? I'm telling you to listen up, my butt.

[A]

Oh, that was a very popular song.

[B]

But was that not the same song she just did at the VMAs last night? Just a little bit different?

[A]

I'm just saying. Yeah, I think we're old.

[B]

I think.

[A]

I think.

[B]

I think Tate McCray is an industry plant.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

Yep, I said it. I don't get it. I don't get her. I don't get it.

[A]

I. I really.

[B]

You know what I do get? Jojo Siwa. And that's how, you know, I've got good taste.

[A]

What's going on with her lately?

[B]

She's still with a man.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She's looking really pretty. She was on the COVID of a magazine.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

She's doing a European tour.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Which people are mad about why she canceled her US Tour.

[A]

Why?

[B]

Honestly, I would have to if I were her. People are so nasty to her here. And people worship her in the uk. She's like a big deal in the uk. Like, she's on charts and stuff, and they, like, recognize her as a real artist. And over here, all they do is hate crime her.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

And the hate crime is just against JoJo Siwa. Like, JoJo Siwa should become a protected marginalized individual by the 14th Amendment due process clause.

[A]

You know, talking about another pop star.

[B]

I'm not talking shit. I'm just calling it what it is.

[A]

It sounded a lot like talking shit.

[B]

An industry plant. She is what she is. And you know what? I wish I was an industry plant.

[A]

You have anything nice to say on here?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Okay. Cardi won her case.

[B]

No, I've got more VMAs. Oh, I didn't even watch. But here's.

[A]

We love the opinions from somebody that didn't watch. Keep them coming.

[B]

So what did you guys wish I was an industry player.

[A]

What did you even see of Tate McCray?

[B]

Her performance?

[A]

How if you.

[B]

On the Instagram.

[A]

Oh.

[B]

I saw all of this on Instagram.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I thought. Okay, so Doja Cat walking down the red carpet, pulls out a red lipstick tube take, instead of putting the lipstick on, bites the lipstick off. And honestly, I loved it. I think Doja, that moment was something I really loved. And I keep going back to Lady Gaga, but I didn't love when Lady Gaga showed up as meat. I thought that was yucky. Okay, but she was saying something good for her.

[A]

What was she saying?

[B]

I don't know. I don't get it. She's not for me.

[A]

Well. Oh, my God.

[B]

She's not.

[A]

Okay. Oh, my God.

[B]

But she. I was. I'm not saying anything.

[A]

This is why we stopped doing Hot Topics. Because it's a little too divisive.

[B]

No. And also, they're never hot. They're freezing cold, and they're usually wrong. So here's my thing. I loved Doja Cat eating the lipstick because it's like she ate. You know what I mean?

[A]

So she. Like, the lipstick was out, and she took a bite and chewed it and.

[B]

Swallowed it and smiled for pictures. I thought it was cool.

[A]

So was there lipstick all over her teeth?

[B]

No. I mean, I don't know. It was a short clip I saw on Instagram. There might have been, but I loved it. I bet it was made for eating. I doubt it was actual lipstick. Yeah, Like, I hope it was, like, fondant. Okay, so I loved that. I liked her look.

[A]

The big stars that showed up were Lady Gaga and Ariana. So I was like, oh, they really have some star power here.

[B]

You know?

[A]

Then it's like they're. They won all the awards, and it's like. I think they just. I'm not. I'm not a hater, but I think it's like, whoever the big star that shows up, they're like, guarantee their win. Their win before they show up. They're like, no, if you take the time to do this. Not that they couldn't, you know, like, but whatever. Taylor Swift's not going to show up.

[B]

Not unless she has something to say, Right?

[A]

Well, why wouldn't she just. I was thinking last night, why couldn't she just drop her first single there? It was on CBS this year, so it was a little bit bigger. She could have, like, come and dropped her single, but she's like, I don't want to give a network television. A network that in general let me do that on my boyfriend's podcast, period. So, you know, it's all just different now.

[B]

Yeah, it all.

[A]

Everything's different now. If this was 10 years ago, she would have dropped the first single for this next album at the VMAs.

[B]

Everything has changed. Okay, who's saying that? Nope. I've got more on the VMAs.

[A]

Oh, my God. You didn't watch.

[B]

You know, friend of the pod, Colby.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Whose last name? I don't know.

[A]

Do you know Chris?

[B]

Really like the guy?

[A]

I actually don't know.

[B]

I think he's really smart and really funny, and I like his conspiracy corners.

[A]

Was he there?

[B]

He was not there.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

He did have a high school reunion this weekend, though.

[A]

Like, a hair stuck.

[B]

Well, get it off, dude.

[A]

Okay, it's off.

[B]

Okay. Colby was doing some red carpet reviews and what?

[A]

Interviews.

[B]

Reviews, reviews.

[A]

He was reviewing people interviewing other people on red carpets.

[B]

No, you added the interviews yourself.

[A]

Then explain it better.

[B]

He was reviewing red carpet looks.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yeah. How did I hear interviews?

[B]

I don't know, girl. But you ran with it.

[A]

That's interesting. That is like a subcategory of a. We react to, like, the cringiest. Okay, whatever.

[B]

Sounds like a Patreon video. So not everyone has to watch it if they don't want to.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Colby pointed out that Lady Gaga looked like Elizabeth Banks character from the Hunger Games and I can't unsee it. That was a really good comparison of her look.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Not an original thought of mine, but I did see it and couldn't unsee it. Next. Youngblood.

[A]

Oh, I saw a second of that Ozzy Osbourne tribute.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Is a lot.

[B]

Yeah. But find less than if you need less because here's.

[A]

You have such a love hate relationship with everyone. You were just talking shit about him last week and now you're on his dick again.

[B]

No, I wasn't talking shit about him last week. I always love him. I don't like his album. I have a made up relationship with him in my head. Okay. He looks like young Joe. Is it so wrong that I would root for the the best for my young husband? I was devastated to learn he's 27 and that I'm 45 years older than him and my old ass is gonna take my two bastard kids over and start a family with him. Probably not. He's gonna be like, no.

[A]

You're really gonna light up Reddit?

[B]

I know. Light it up. Up.

[A]

Okay, moving on.

[B]

No.

[A]

Oh my God.

[B]

I just wanted to say okay. Could see a lot of young blood's pubes. And I am so sick of men being okay having their pubes out in public considering I'm still out here rocking a 90s style mom bush.

[A]

I don't think anyone cares about your 90s styles Mom Bush.

[B]

They do. I pulled it out this weekend and.

[A]

Everyone was like, why would you pull it out? You're at it.

[B]

What's not intentional? Dude. I have no control over it. I'm numb from my C section. So I just have 2 inches of insane forestry popping out the top of my low rise jeans because I can't put high waisted stuff on anymore because I'm pregnant.

[A]

I don't even think. I don't think anybody's getting off to youngbloods pubes. I don't think women.

[B]

I think someone's getting off to young blood. I can't speak for everyone. Some people might be going to pelvic floor therapy with young bloods pubes.

[A]

Are they trimmed or are they like.

[B]

No, they're big.

[A]

They're big because they remind you of yours.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And you're like, and I'm an artist.

[B]

Yeah. It's nice to see a representation of an unkempt bush in public. More of that.

[A]

Okay. Cardi Windsor court case.

[B]

Is that all I had on my list to talk about the VMAs that I didn't see.

[A]

I don't. Okay.

[B]

And yeah, that's all.

[A]

You don't have fomo. You realize you're too old and out of touch because you don't get Tate McCray.

[B]

I don't get Tate McCray.

[A]

I did see Doja Cat eat lipstick on a carpet. Honestly, I liked that Youngblood Honored Ozzy and I loved it. Okay. Yeah, those were all your things, period. Sabrina Carpenter on her album Backlash. What do you mean?

[B]

So Sabrina Carpenter's album came out nine months ago.

[A]

Short and sweet or this new one two days.

[B]

New one two days ago. Okay, but it was like, literally, like, you told me it was like, four weeks ago.

[A]

Well, that's just because you presented it as if nobody knew it was coming.

[B]

I didn't know.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Have you heard any of the songs off of.

[A]

No, and I haven't heard any of swag2 yet either.

[B]

Me neither.

[A]

Where it's just old and busy.

[B]

But apparently people are mad at Sabrina Carpenter because her songs are sexually explicit. All of her stuff is sexually explicit. That's how she rose to fame.

[A]

I don't know. After, she's probably. She's just coming off the biggest year of her life. And then when people have a really big year, haters gotta hate. Haters gotta hate. They've got to light up the Reddit threads.

[B]

Well, what I really liked that she said was she feels that she's being specifically hated. I didn't like this part. She feels she's being specifically hated by a specific generation. And I don't think that's true, Sabrina. I think a lot of different generations are hating on this situation, and it's not fair to just group them all into one.

[A]

Well, did she sing a lot Millennials? Is that why you're so butthurt?

[B]

No, I think she's probably talking about, like, Gen He. No. Like what? Like Gen X.

[A]

What's that?

[B]

Before Millennial.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Or even older. But, like, Gen X was wild girl. Like, do you not remember the woodstock of the 90s? Like, that was full of awful and they were wild.

[A]

Okay, so what do you. What do you.

[B]

My point is, this is actually had. I didn't even want intend to say any of this part, but I did want to say I. I liked that she said that it's not fair to vilify women who are sexually empowered. And I agree with that. I think if we're going to continue to have a world full of equality, it is definitely. Oh, my God, I can't get up. It is definitely not cool for you guys. To say that women cannot sexualize themselves because that's empowerment. She's not being sexualized by a label. She's not being sexualized by someone being like, this is your brand girl.

[A]

Right.

[B]

This is something that she does. She enjoys doing. Why can't women like sex? It's 2025. You know what I mean?

[A]

Yeah, I think let her do whatever she wants. Go for it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I. I haven't listened to the album yet, but I don't know.

[B]

But I think victimizing a woman's narrative and claiming that it's not cool for a woman to construct this narrative, that is misogynistic and crazy.

[A]

Yeah, but it's other. I think it's. It's probably the majority of it is other women.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. Shut up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Shut up. Take it to Reddit where no one knows how to use it.

[A]

Everyone knows how to use.

[B]

No one knows how to use Reddit. It's antiquated.

[A]

Okay. Did you see this new kissing bug that's like, I think is the government plant. You think Tate McCrae is an industry plant? I think this new kissing bug is here. I keep getting all. I now threw my phone because it wouldn't stop blowing up. I'm so popular. Jeez. It's like only people that work for me.

[B]

None of your trees will light up.

[A]

Okay. Yeah, I took pictures because this first came about. I've been getting like all sorts. I can't believe you haven't gotten any notifications. It's called deadly kissing bug disease. It carries something called chagas, found in 32 different states. No, it's this bug that it bites you and then it leaves feces inside of its. Its bite in your body. And then what does it mean? Certain percentage of them carries this disease called chaga. And chaga leads to failure of a lot of different organs in your body two to three years later. And so now they're saying like, oh, it's been identified in X amount of states, which is a lot of them.

[B]

Well, let's say the states. You're being a lot buckets here.

[A]

Yeah, it's in California and they're saying.

[B]

You don't look out Arizona, Texas, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Arkansas, Tennessee, California. You're.

[A]

Read some of the facts. Read some of the facts.

[B]

Infected people can experience common symptoms including fever, fatigue, body aches, headache, loss of appetite, diarrhea and vomiting. Chris, do you have this?

[A]

But then they're saying that it. Just kidding.

[B]

Chris.

[A]

It will cause major things to like heart and 20 between 20 and 30.

[B]

Of people who have contracted Chagas disease could develop serious heart or digestive problems. Risk getting an alarm.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

We shouldn't talk about colon or esophagus or risk heart failure or cardiac. Does it include.

[A]

It's. It's saying there's like, it's accounting for deaths now. And it's like you're telling me a bug just came out of nowhere that is wiping us out. And it wasn't. It's getting too inside baseball.

[B]

No, I think you're literally. They're targeting you. They're trying to scare you and they're trying to target you.

[A]

It's already like, now ticks are carrying a new disease.

[B]

What's the new disease? I don't know.

[A]

I sent it to you.

[B]

What?

[A]

Oh.

[B]

That's why I have to be worried.

[A]

About ticks and this kissing bug. And it's like, so what? We're not allowed outside anymore?

[B]

You should have been worried about ticks.

[A]

I'm always worried about ticks. That's like my number one fear in life is ticks.

[B]

No. They're awful. What?

[A]

Every celebrity has Lyme disease and they all live in California?

[B]

Or do they need a break? Anyways, we're gonna go to Cracker Barrel.

[A]

We are going to Cracker Barrel. And I am so lit on up on the fact that we're going to Cracker Barrel that if this was a bad episode, I'm just gonna cut it all and put in Cracker Barrel.

[B]

I thought it was great.

[A]

You didn't think it was good? It felt good.

[B]

I have to pee. So bad.

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[B]

Rolling.

[A]

All right, girls, welcome back to the SIP official podcast. We are in Camarillo, and we are moments away from the Cracker Barrel.

[B]

Crossing the finish line, throwing our chest past it, coming in first place.

[A]

The build up to this in my heart has been coming for so long, and now I feel like I'm talking to my babies in my own head. Like, one more minute. Whenever we're driving, I'm like, only five, but like, they comprehend. Five more minutes. Four more minutes.

[B]

They comprehend. I'm so hungry.

[A]

Me too. Well, you're in luck, babes. One minute away from the Cracker Barrel. And we're gonna do all the shopping afterwards, right? Yeah, we're gonna eat.

[B]

I'm starving. We have to eat first.

[A]

We have to eat first. And here's the rules. Everybody just gets whatever the f they want to eat. I'm so excited. We can each get, like, a couple of things. We'll get some appetizers, but I feel like it should just be us having a blast, right?

[B]

I'm already having a blast.

[A]

Cracker Barrel. Known for a thing. I've never had it. I.

[B]

They're biscuits and gravy thick.

[A]

Oh, wow. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, my God. Guess what? There's an old man and a barrel on it. Wait, they didn't get him.

[A]

Oh, hold on.

[B]

I don't know how to do it.

[A]

There we go. So how do I zoom? Did they ever take it away?

[B]

Not from us.

[A]

Wow, it's beautiful. And they have the rocking chairs up front. We've got to. Oh, there's a car behind me. Wow.

[B]

That's never stopped you from being in the way of before.

[A]

There's also a Pottery Barn outlet right here.

[B]

No, not anymore. I just did my nursery makeover, which, by the way, is live.

[A]

Finally.

[B]

Go check that shit out.

[A]

Is it the reveal?

[B]

It's the reveal. I made it all one video because you gave me so much shit last week.

[A]

I'm glad the audience the. Well, you're not the audience, but I'm glad you're taking fe critic girl.

[B]

I do. I always take.

[A]

I'm glad you're listening.

[B]

I love. You're the smartest girl I know. What? What? What? What?

[A]

You can't be taking your seatbelt off.

[B]

Chris, what are you doing? We're Cracker Barreling. You're ruining it.

[A]

Wait. And there's no parking at Cracker Barrel.

[B]

Okay, you gotta just park.

[A]

Where?

[B]

Any one of these million trillion spots.

[A]

Okay, you want to walk three hours?

[B]

I would rather walk and get some food right now than keep circling and never eat.

[A]

Are you bumping or cracking?

[B]

Can I hung up?

[A]

It's always can I hung up. Yeah, hang up. They have actual barrels in front. I am so excited. I. Wow. I haven't been here since I was a kid. Really? Wait. It's cute. It's a vibe. Look at these rocking chairs. Can you even buy them? Oh, wow. They just sell rocking chairs. You know, after you get so full you can't move, we just rock for a second and talk about.

[B]

I'd love to get so full I can't move right now.

[A]

Let's do it. That's what we're gonna do. I do like the vibe. This feels like it's something that's not in California. Whoa. What? What? What?

[B]

Close your eyes.

[A]

Oh my. Oh, I feel like there's going to be a problem. This is. Is this all kickeroo? I am. Okay, we've got to close our eyes, guys. We've. Oh my God. I this store up. Chris, I thought this was just a restaurant. What is this?

[B]

I'm so hangry.

[A]

Okay, we can't look at this. This place is so cool. Wow, it's gorgeous.

[B]

Hello.

[A]

This place is amazing. Chris, we're home. This place. Oh my God. And it's really only. I always felt like this was so far, but it was only 24 minutes. That's not that bad for like the most fun you'll ever have. I mean, I haven't even had the food yet, but. Incredible. Are you kidding me? It also smells so good. Okay, what I will say is their bathrooms do smell like they've been exploded in.

[B]

Okay, what I will say is. Did you hear someone screaming? No, I heard someone scream in the bathroom and then I thought I was like, going to have to protect myself in there. And I didn't know how to protect myself in there. And I was looking, looking for ways.

[A]

To like yourself in there.

[B]

Barricade the door. And it's like, there's nothing I can use to barricade the door. And then I thought, like, is there a window I could crawl out of? And there's no windows.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I feel trapped.

[A]

I don't know. I almost feel like a bad smelling bathroom is a sign of a good taste. Oh, my gosh. We've got to get one of the skillet things. I'm not a huge pecan boy, but if you guys want that, I can be convinced. But the cinnamon rolls. That looks so. In a skillet with five cinnamon roll. We're just trying things. Just let us have a good time. There's several things I want, actually. Oh, my gosh. I want that. What is hash brown? Hash brown casserole. Shepherd's pie. Are you kidding me? Honestly, that looks incredible. I might get that.

[B]

Show me the hash brown casserole.

[A]

Look, hash brown casserole. Shepherd's pie. I'm very into that.

[B]

Hash brown casserole. Sounds good.

[A]

Okay. I feel like we have to try their. Their fall lineup. I've already ordered their cinnamon rolls as an appetizer. And of course, we had to try their fried pickles because that's Lizzie's go to forever and always. We're looking at this hash brown shepherd's pie, hashtag. We're definitely gonna get one of these skillets as well. They look so delicious, but it's like.

[B]

Oh, they're fried chicken. Looks freaking good.

[A]

And then I saw the butter pecan French toast bake, and it's like 12 minutes.

[B]

We were like, I'm not really a pecan guy.

[A]

I'm not. But the French toast bake. I don't know.

[B]

I don't know. He doesn't know.

[A]

And they're Mac and cheese.

[B]

They're Mac and cheese.

[A]

We should try decisions, decisions.

[B]

One thing about me is I love a nutritionless salad.

[A]

What did you call them? We learned it Chilies.

[B]

It's like camp salad. Like, this is what your kid eats for five days a week at camp in the middle of upstate New York.

[A]

So give us a campfire salad review.

[B]

We're gonna try the croutons for first dipped in a little blue cheese.

[A]

Do I get one in the blue cheese?

[B]

It's airy, oats light. Then we'll take a little cherry tomato or a grape tomato. Dip it in the blue cheese to.

[A]

The biscuit biscuits just come, or you have to request them.

[B]

Think you have to request.

[A]

Oh, we need biscuits. I think one of the things we're getting comes with biscuits. Chris, what are you gonna get? I want so many things. I. I'm very indecisive in general, but the things that my heart really seems to want right now is either the hash brown casserole shepherd's pie, which looks insane, or since this is my first time, they have a country sampler which has meatloaf and, like, chicken. The appetizers just came. They look insanely incredible, as you can see from Chris's B roll here. Oh, I'm ruining it. It's okay. Okay, I'm dipping it. Is it a ranch? I don't know. Oh, I. It just came off the fryer. I know that it's gonna burn me right now. Here we go. Cheers. Oh, it's good. Oh, yeah.

[B]

Oh, hot.

[A]

Oh, my God. That is good. That is nice.

[B]

That is effed up. Yeah.

[A]

Dude, take a bite first. You earned it. Okay.

[B]

All right, you guys, what can we get for you?

[A]

Do you want to start? Oh, my God.

[B]

I thought what you said.

[A]

Oh, I did decide. Okay. Oh, wow. She's stuck together. Okay, let me see. I'm going to go straight from the middle. How much do you like a cinnamon roll? I love a cinnamon roll. I don't have them that often, but I love them. Cinnamon rolls and donuts. Incredible.

[B]

The smell is un. Oh, my God.

[A]

You don't like cinnamon rolls?

[B]

No. Like, that's crazy.

[A]

In a good way. Yeah. Like a candle. It's good. It does smell like a cinnamon roll candle. Wow.

[B]

Is it moist or is it thick?

[A]

I would give it for, like, cinnamon rolls at 8. That's high. No, it is high. It is good. The inside is perfect. The outside's the tiniest bit dry, but there's enough. Enough sauce where it's fine.

[B]

I feel like they're so nice that I don't want to say a bad thing about them. Oh, no.

[A]

To me, like, the gold standard is a Cinnabon. Yes.

[B]

You know, we like the inside of a Cinnabon more.

[A]

And true is the case for today as well. I mean, this looks amazing. It is good. A little bit of this, little bit of this on top. A little bit of a little bit. I wish I had a light for him.

[B]

Chris, you're making me wet. Chill out it for the prep. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

We have a new intro. Did you hear it or outro to the prep? A new outro yeah.

[B]

Oh, well, we have a whole new segment. He hates it.

[A]

Compared to Cinnabon, it's very good. It is kind of different than a Cinnabon. More compact, less airy, but really tasty. Really, really tasty. Eight. Eight's a great score. It's really good. I. And it's what I would expect, you know, like you're at a. At a rest. It's not their specialty. Isn't cinnamon rolls. So for a restaurant that specialty isn't that an 8's great person eating the whole thing. And Lizzy's gonna eat all the pickles. I don't care what you do.

[B]

Okay, can I tell them about what happened this morning?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

This morning I got a message from my son's preschool and they said he was eating a rice cake with cream cheese. And I thought, oh, my heart, that sounds so cute. I've never seen.

[A]

That's cute.

[B]

Well, you can't say God to them because it's a Jewish school. They won't even put it in writing.

[A]

Wait, so you have to say, oh, my heart. Yeah.

[B]

Oh, can you believe that someone's finally regulated me and I'm doing it respectfully?

[A]

That's. Oh, my gosh. Sorry, I'm just seeing. Oh, the. Oh, the bar. I'm just seeing for the first time how much is left over down there that you could dip in jet cross. Look at that. That. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Oh my gosh. And look at these buns. Oh, does it not come with like a raspberry jam?

[B]

I asked for the gravy. That gravy's got to come out with it. So anyways, I said, could you send me a picture of my son eating a rice cake with cream cheese on it? Cuz that just sounds so cute. And they didn't respond until now. And now I have video of it too.

[A]

What would happen if you said, oh my God?

[B]

They wouldn't say anything. It's just weird. Raid.

[A]

Raid. Okay, this is a mineral scoop. Well, you're not going to show it, but it's you. Here's a closeup of the. I need to learn how to get this camera to focus on not my face there. There you go. Let me raw dog it. Well, I want to see what it's like without.

[B]

Split that bun. Spit on it.

[A]

You got a lot a. What is this called? A bun? It's a biscuit. Right, A biscuit there. That's what I'm looking for. But I am going to need to put.

[B]

What is this called?

[A]

He said I'm going to need to butter it and put some raspberry jam on it.

[B]

Yeah, you are. Yeah, I think it is.

[A]

How would you rate?

[B]

Well, no one eats a biscuit dry unless they're crazy.

[A]

No, we can't give a full rating until I put a whole thing of butter and jam on it, so. We'll be back. I love a biscuit in general. Big biscuit guy here. I have to be honest, when I saw this, I. At first I was like, looks kind of simple.

[B]

Wait, Chris.

[A]

Doesn't look very. What do you like?

[B]

Big booty biscuits.

[A]

I feel like I have to go. When I saw it, I was like, this looks to me. Yeah. Underwhelming. Simple for a biscuit, but after taking a bite, it's fluffy, it's airy. It looked almost dry from visual appearance, but it did not taste dry. It tastes delicious. It tastes fresh. It is. I like it way more than. Than I thought I would. 9, 10 out of 10 biscuit. Wow. I love it. He can already rate it before knowing.

[B]

Would you guys put your dicks in it?

[A]

Yes. Yeah. What is that? I forget how to play it.

[B]

You want to jump them? So I would go like that or I would go like this. And you want to get them all off.

[A]

Oh, so it's a one player game or you can play together.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Okay. We are not messing around.

[B]

No. That looks interesting. Incredibly.

[A]

So this is the shepherd's pie, the hash brown, and this is just like crusted cheese.

[B]

Why did you get a taste?

[A]

Oh, my God. Is it awesome? Yeah. Oh, my God. Wow. Incredible. Look at it. Oh, look at it. And then what's yours? Oh, dumplings. I got the country sampler, which is meatloaf, chicken and dumplings and chicken and just a little bit of everything. The classics. And then what did you get?

[B]

What did I get?

[A]

This is another one of the skillets. Yeah, it's a skillet. It's like a hash brown, skillet. Sausage, every. Look at this. Look at this feast. Oh, my gosh.

[B]

Someone tried the Mac and cheese.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. Mac and cheese.

[B]

What? My husband's calling me.

[A]

Oh, you can pick up.

[B]

Hello. Welcome back to the Sip with Lizzie Gordon and Raylan Adams in the field official. I made myself a side of biscuits and gravy.

[A]

I finally situated my biscuit to my liking, which is a lot of butter and some BlackBerry jam.

[B]

So the gravy's a little smoky and a little pulled.

[A]

You should have done the raspberry jam. I'll do that.

[B]

On another piece.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Sorry for the reach. Sorry for the reach.

[A]

We're just getting situated.

[B]

We're just living, laughing.

[A]

Such a feast. Wow. They. I think they put gravy under this scramble.

[B]

My Nana V used to make biscuits and gravy every Saturday. No matter how nasty we were on Friday night, there was always biscuits and gravy on the table Saturday morning.

[A]

Wait, are you being serious?

[B]

Uhhuh.

[A]

Can I have a bite of this? No, I can't have one bite of the biscuits. Come on.

[B]

No, go ahead. This is too salty.

[A]

And is it honestly cold?

[B]

It is a little cold. Your mom would not be happy. I over salted this morning.

[A]

Then I'm having a piece of this.

[B]

Dip it in the Tabasco if you know what's good for you. We used to put some mustard with Nana Vadas. Biscuits and gravy. Oh, that was too much Tabasco.

[A]

Oh, I hate you. It's all Tabasco.

[B]

I told you that was too much.

[A]

Everything here is everything I love in life. It's cheese, it's meat, it's. It's everything I love. I only tried the meatloaf so far. Delicious. Where. Where do I start? Look at this. Look at this.

[B]

Damn, Chris, you really are ly. Laughing.

[A]

That was the hash brown. Brown casserole. 9 out of 10. Incredible. This meatloaf looks like thick and delicious. I like, need to put that. I don't know what I want to eat first. I feel like I've got to try the hash brown or the shepherd. I'm starting at breakfast. The egg sausage casserole. Egg is an inversion for Elizabeth right now.

[B]

I'm really upset about it.

[A]

Just don't look.

[B]

There's gravy at the bottom of the dish.

[A]

Yeah, that's wild, huh?

[B]

That's sexy. The shepherd's pie.

[A]

I started.

[B]

What had you groaning just now, Chris?

[A]

Hash brown casserole thing. Yeah. Oh, it's so good. And that one doesn't have eggs, right? No, you gotta try. She's definitely gonna try that.

[B]

And try the Mac and cheese. It is warm.

[A]

It's good.

[B]

All of it's good. All of it. You just don't want to stop eating.

[A]

It's just like.

[B]

Do you think there's meth in it?

[A]

Probably. You know, it's like a. Like a Sunday morning brunch where you just. Just eat everything. That's really good too.

[B]

Oh, is it bedtime after this?

[A]

No, we're going shopping. So wake up. What do you think of that? I like it. You don't? No. I love It. It's incredible. I honestly like this one a little bit more. I think the gravy. I like a sauce, and it's swimming in sauce, so. But they're both really good. Well, this set up in a way that can get all three of us in that corner, Chris, that is insane. So this. Right, Right. It's a hash brown. Shepherd's pie. So much flavor. Oh, wow. There's, like, brisket in it.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

It's crazy. Wrong.

[B]

What the.

[A]

It's almost like nachos for a shepherd's pie. Oh, my God. It's good. It goes so hard.

[B]

Is all my heartburn already, like, what is happening?

[A]

Oh, my gosh. The carrot is so beautiful. Got one carrot. Show your health apart.

[B]

I'm going to nut.

[A]

Oh, my God. How did they make the carrot so flavorful? This little cheese flake on the edge.

[B]

I feel like I've had enough.

[A]

I literally like everything. I got to have some of the meatloaf. Is it beef or turkey? Meatloaf. Beef. To say, oh, my gosh, with like, tomato sauce on the top is legit. Is it just catching ketchup?

[B]

Ketchup.

[A]

Is it like ketchup and brown.

[B]

Brown sugar and, like mustard, probably.

[A]

Oh, wow. And that's fried chicken over there. I just took your water. The fried chicken's good. I don't care. Okay.

[B]

Your water is much better than mine.

[A]

Really? Yeah. Is it because I put lemon in it? Oh, wow.

[B]

Oh, there's a. Did you just take that off Chris's plate?

[A]

No. Oh, you just. On the fried skin.

[B]

I didn't mean to do that. I didn't want to bite off where you.

[A]

I only bit there. It's pretty juicy.

[B]

She is, in fact, juicy.

[A]

Why has no one told me about Cracker Barrel?

[B]

I feel like everyone tells everyone about Cracker Barrel.

[A]

Nobody's told you. No one's ever mentioned it to me.

[B]

I don't think you have good friends, Chris. It sounds like they're just like, gatekeeping the best parts of life from you.

[A]

They don't even like Chris Pratt.

[B]

They don't even like Chris Pratt. Dude, have you seen the terminal list?

[A]

Probably not, huh?

[B]

Not sad.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Wow is right.

[A]

This shepherd's pie is crazy.

[B]

I'm afraid to keep going.

[A]

I know. It does feel a little dangerous. Everything's delicious. But I do. Personally, I would go for one of the casserole pie things, cuz I feel like you just get everything. Can I swap you for the breakfast one now? Yeah, actually, I'll get it out of your Way.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

You okay? Yes. The gravy on the. The bottom of this one though is.

[B]

The gravy fe ck asses.

[A]

It's pretty special down here at the bottom.

[B]

Did you try the Mac, bro?

[A]

Oh, yeah, I did. I didn't even try that yet.

[B]

What was the vibe on the Mac?

[A]

Oh, good.

[B]

So far I'm most comforted by the biscuit and gravy.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yeah. But it's because I missed my nana.

[A]

Beta, the Mac is very good. It's a million times better than KFC Drastic. Oh no. Duh. And so is their fried chicken. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yes. So if you're think of going to kfc, just don't. Just come here instead.

[B]

There's no comparison between the two.

[A]

I don't even know why you would. I don't know what else to compare it to.

[B]

No, Chris, your friends suck. They keep you in the dark and feed you kfc. Get out here and live with us.

[A]

Thank you. That one's dumpling. Dumplings. Yeah.

[B]

I'm confused by the dump cuz the d dumplings look like they're flat.

[A]

Yeah, I know.

[B]

What's up with that?

[A]

The chicken and dumplings. But they're good. Whatever. I don't know. Potato dumpling.

[B]

So I'm used to a dumpling that's dumpling shaped.

[A]

Yeah. I think these are potato. Honestly, Underwhelmed.

[B]

No, they're not.

[A]

They're noodle. I'm not about it. It's a little cold, but it has been sitting for a minute.

[B]

That's not its fault.

[A]

The whole country sampler is good. But the casseroles for me, what was.

[B]

The controversy that people are mad about?

[A]

They changed. They took the. The man in the barrel in the rocking chair out of their logo and just simplified it to cracker barrel. Yeah. Although.

[B]

But what are they mad about?

[A]

That the. The man. The man's gone. I don't know. The man and the logo. All the. It's hard for me to understand, like all these companies like pay all this money to do like a big rebrand. Yeah. And I don't know why.

[B]

Right.

[A]

But then everyone always has a bad reaction to it and then they always have to change it back. So it's like, let's just save the money. Yeah. People just don't like change, I think.

[B]

No, we hate it.

[A]

Yeah, we know. We know. On. On the sip specifically, you know that I got.

[B]

You guys know that I hate change.

[A]

Everyone hates change. Every time we change locations, it's.

[B]

They're livid.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I hated the change. To the office. Honestly, did you notice it made me act out?

[A]

I did. I did. Did it?

[B]

It emotionally impacted me.

[A]

I'm going to be sick.

[B]

No, we're sick already. You're not going to be.

[A]

It's over. Oh, no.

[B]

Yeah. We don't have to go shopping.

[A]

You go here to have your shop, not to feel good.

[B]

So I tried to make the cracker Barrel meatloaf at home, and I effed up the portions, and it was really big, and I. It was. Was really bad. And Joe was like, you, this is disgusting, but I'll eat it.

[A]

I was like, I won't eat it.

[B]

And then through the night, Icky would not go to sleep with it in the house if he kept barking at it. And we had to take it out back, literally, and throw it away outside to keep it he from barking at it. Like, it was so disgusting.

[A]

He could just sense that it was there.

[B]

He was like, it's bad, it's bad, it's bad. Get it out. It's haunted. It's cursed. It's bad. That was Icky's response to my beat.

[A]

Like, the biscuits are good, dude.

[B]

It's the hash browns for me in that one.

[A]

I just got a huge bite. I don't know if it was pot roast or what it was or that meat. And it was, oh, so good. So soft. Slow cook to the dog. Wow. Okay, girls, we'll see you in a second at their. At their store up front. Delicious. And no one prepared me for that. I thought it was just a regular restaurant. Isn't that crazy? Wins from Underland. Isn't it funny? Everyone is probably like, yeah, we all have cracker barrels everywhere. This is like, where this is such a magical experience for me.

[B]

We just don't get out.

[A]

It's like, well, California is just weird in some regards, like Walmarts and cracker barrels.

[B]

I've also only been here once because there's one on the way out of town from Phoenix when Joe and I drive home. But I do like it here. Dang. I wish I hadn't compromised my entire biscuit. Now I want to try the BlackBerry.

[A]

There's one more. Okay, we'll be back.

[B]

Thank you. Sorry for whining.

[A]

A couple of things. You. You use a QR code to scan to pay, and then you can use Apple Pay, which. Incredible. But also all this food. $82. No. Isn't that wild? Two appetizers, like, four meals. No way. 82.94. So $83. That's crazy. Christmas. Nothing's bad like, it's all good. Like, some things are more exciting than others, but it's all good. It's crazy. Okay, our dining experience is complete. And now we go shopping.

[B]

Someone blew up the ladies room.

[A]

Yeah, multiple people blew up the men's room before I even got to eating. And I was like, oh, wow, it was him. No, I don't poop in public. No way. Oh, my. My gosh. My little cutie pie.

[B]

I feel like I should get this for James. Oh, yeah, he's a squirrel guy.

[A]

Why? Well, now you have to get it for James. Now that you spoke it out. Okay, this is an option for my children. But I'm gonna keep looking, you know, to grow. Spencer had requested I get him a pixie stick. Oh, yeah. We still don't know what that is. He said we would know. Oh, pumpkin spice latte. Is this a candy?

[B]

Wait, what?

[A]

Spencer said to get a pixie stick, and we were like, what's that? And he's like, you'll know. And we still don't know.

[B]

No, Pixie sticks are like sugar filled sticks.

[A]

Are they just a thing?

[B]

There's a wall of candy back there.

[A]

I'm gonna get this for Shane for his office.

[B]

You should get Shane the pumpkin cake. He literally said he loves pumpkin pie. It's his favorite thing in the whole world on last episode.

[A]

Driving me crazy. But this looks kind of tacky in an office, right?

[B]

No, you look tacky.

[A]

I feel like pumpkin spice latte. You can take a picture and see if he would have preferred the opposite, period.

[B]

Take a picture, quick.

[A]

Wait, what did you get? Lizzy said I can't handle these. Why? She's homophobic.

[B]

No, he's a.

[A]

We're on YouTube. Do they have shopping carts? They have baskets. You want one? A bling box. Here.

[B]

Oats, Coke. Nothing's diet.

[A]

Everything out.

[B]

Nothing is diet. I keep forgetting I have my lip gloss between my titties. Diet cola.

[A]

Interesting. Interesting quilt.

[B]

You know what? I am a sucker for a good quilt. And these feel like good quilts.

[A]

You like a quilt?

[B]

I love a quilt. I really do love a quilt.

[A]

Oh, my gosh.

[B]

I sleep under a quilt every night.

[A]

Really? Yeah. They're not soft enough for me. And also, hate to be a hater, but. All right. I'm kind of like this too.

[B]

What are we gonna do with the quilt?

[A]

I like the potato chip clips. That's a chip clip. Like, it's chips and they're clips. Do you see what I'm saying?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Do you guys get it?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Potato clips, Chips okay, that's. Lizzie, you have something on your face.

[B]

What is it? Should I try and eat it or should I just wipe it off? Oh, I have a lot of stuff on my cheek. What did I have?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Oh, Chris, you have a little something in your teeth.

[A]

Do I? I probably do.

[B]

We're all a mess.

[A]

Thank you for letting me know. You, Joe and Blank.

[B]

Well, I would need two children.

[A]

Well, you don't have Cheers Christmas ornaments already.

[B]

There's baby clothes in the back.

[A]

All right, well, let's go.

[B]

I do love these.

[A]

What flavors?

[B]

Wild cherry, probably.

[A]

Cotton candy.

[B]

Strawberry.

[A]

Cotton candy. I'm getting rawberry or bubble gum. No. Okay, I'm getting one.

[B]

Oh, no.

[A]

Bride stuff or. No, I love all of this. This is. Everything here is so cute. Like the light up stuff? Yeah, I want everything. Help. And they have a whole Halloween section. And they have a whole Christmas section. Look at this. Like deadly poison. Whoa. That's actually so cool. It is kind of cool. I also like, like the light up graveyard. It's giving 28 years of later, like a little ghosties.

[B]

Well, I was thinking he can put the nuts that he feeds the scor in there.

[A]

Sorry. Oh, whoa. Are you guys candy corn girls?

[B]

No.

[A]

But you are. I am. I love.

[B]

Of course you are. Is there anything you're not? Girl.

[A]

Tell her something you hate. No, no, Food wise. She's right. Food.

[B]

What do you hate?

[A]

Food wise? Yeah, I can't think.

[B]

Green onions Raw alone. No, you did a raw green onion by itself.

[A]

I love, love green onions. Little girl, you're having.

[B]

Oh, next time.

[A]

Next time.

[B]

I told Joe the other day, I was like, next year I'll be pregnant with your daughter.

[A]

What did he say?

[B]

He just was like, just let me know.

[A]

Just let me know. I like these, like, spinning, like.

[B]

I just got scared that I said that I'd like to take that manifestation back. I need some space between these kids.

[A]

I'm freaking out.

[B]

I just had a premonition of like, a year from now. They're like, lizzie said that she was gonna have a girl that this time last year when they were at Cracker Baby.

[A]

Yeah. You're a pretty powerful manifesto, Lizzie.

[B]

Scary with three babies. Oh, my God. A Calico Critter fam with three babies. Is this not manifestation in action?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Is that me and Joe? They're so cute.

[A]

Also, you guys can't give your cameraman with. Add the camera in this space. There's too many.

[B]

He's out of control. Oh, my God. A baby switchblade. Comes. Billy needs this.

[A]

So where are the pixie sticks that he's. Oh, there's like a candy.

[B]

I literally said that moments ago. Yes, your boys are just Armstrong.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

Little gentleman outfits. They're so cute.

[A]

That is cute.

[B]

They wouldn't fit either of our children, though.

[A]

What's.

[B]

Oh, they would feed my in utero child at the appropriate time next year.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. We've got to try that. Thank you. Isn't this what you've been wanting us to try forever?

[B]

Peelers. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Okay, pick one. Sorry. Hold on. Let me squat. Should we do peach and mango?

[A]

Sure.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm going to get up. I don't know if you want.

[A]

I love lemons, though.

[B]

Do you want to do all three? Okay, I'm just going to get up real quick. And if anybody wants to drop. Drop a tip in the comment section for any reason.

[A]

Oh, my gosh, I wonder.

[B]

We should. Oh, that's why I was reading the comments earlier.

[A]

Oh, right, because you wanted to see how many people actually came through earnings.

[B]

Which reminds me, I need to go through my invoice and make sure.

[A]

Okay, Spencer said pixie sticks, but I don't see pixie sticks. You know, he was like, oh, you'll know.

[B]

I think we've all figured out that Spencer's a liar.

[A]

Oh, gosh.

[B]

He besmirched my good name.

[A]

Okay, Spencer said, get a pixie stick. And I said, what do you mean? And he goes, oh, you'll know. So this is the only pixie sticks I'm seeing. So I guess that's what we're getting at.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

We're getting the pillow. Oh, don't. You're gonna bump into somebody. Elizabeth. Oh, get the root beer. It looks good. I have. Get it. Yeah. Here, you can put it in our bag. Oh, thank you. Wow, we're getting a lot. Yeah, we gotta go, we gotta go, we gotta go. I won everything. I'm also still tripping out that no one's ever told me. Like, where do you get. Get cute Christmas decorations? Where do you get cute Halloween decorations? No one has ever once told me Cracker Barrel. And why none of us knew. What can we say? Here's where they get you. What I have decided is I spent $30 more in the store than I did on lunch. So they're just. They're just banking on everyone, like, buying their whole store because it worked. And a rocking chair on the way out. Oh, my God.

[B]

Did we not buy a rocking chair yet?

[A]

Added to the cart. How much are they?

[B]

Do we each get one? They're only $240.

[A]

Are they? Oh, wow. That's kind of a lot for a rocker. Right?

[B]

But it's a rocker that stands the test of time.

[A]

They do seem nice and sturdy anyway. Oh, gosh. I'm just never gonna show everyone like us unboxing everything. This is never ending episode of the Zip.

[B]

Come back next week.

[A]

Okay. We'll see you when we get back.

[B]

We'll see you when we get back.

[A]

This isn't goodbye. This is a see you later for you. One second. Like, literally in one second, it will be like two hours from now.

[B]

All of our links are in the bottoms below. Check out that.

[A]

Wait, I'm. I have to give Shane all this?

[B]

Oh, my God. This is the longest episode we've ever made. Chris, watch out, there's a curb.

[A]

Thank you. See you soon. Okay, girls, we are back at the office with Shane and Spencer. What's this? Oh, me and Spencer were just doing the Diet Coke blind taste test challenge. Oh, wow. Hard at work. Okay, so. So we brought some fun goodies for. I mean, for everyone, kind of. I can't believe you went there without me. We got peelers, but they're kind of anticlimactic and shitty. I hate those. Yeah, I have also tried them and they're really gross. They suck. We did that in a video. Oh, was I around? Yeah, it was Jared. Jared and Sandy. And you were there. Oh, okay. Okay. Do you want.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

A pumpkin spice latte candle? Seen this on Instagram. Wait, you're on Cracker Barrel's Instagram? Oh, yeah. Cracker Barrel is. Hit the algorithm. Oh, wow. This is. Oh, it's so cute. I love it. Thank you, Shane.

[B]

Would you have liked a piece of. A piece of candle? Would you have liked a candle that looked like a piece of pumpkin pie?

[A]

Of course.

[B]

Period.

[A]

I opted for this. I opted for this one cuz I felt like that one. This is a little more aesthetic for the. For you. This is for you.

[B]

All right. What did you. If you include pumpkin pie is your favorite.

[A]

It's my second favorite. I love pecan more, but pumpkin is more aesthetically pleasing, for sure.

[B]

Oh, you love peon more.

[A]

I do. And I don't know if it's pecan or pecan, but I think I just said it the same way.

[B]

It's pean.

[A]

Pean.

[B]

I just made that.

[A]

I pe. Can't do that. So you don't like it?

[B]

Can't.

[A]

No, I like it, but I know you got it for you. No, I got it for the off art. Well, you got it for me, but so it's aesthetically pleasing for you. You.

[B]

You.

[A]

No. Every time I've got you a dessert like candy. It just get it. Collect candle sitting in my office for the last few days. They collect dust.

[B]

Why would don't bring them cherishing them cuz they look like real s'. Mores.

[A]

Okay, who's going to tell me that this is for me? What is it? It lights up and swirl.

[B]

Oh, okay. You don't.

[A]

Oh, okay. This is. I'm going to find new friends.

[B]

Well.

[A]

Wait. Has you ever been there?

[B]

I've been once.

[A]

How did you like?

[B]

I loved it. I am sick to my stomach right now. Everything.

[A]

Spencer likes it. Then I guess it's gonna be for Spencer. It lights up. It does seem like something Shane would like. It's cute. I like it. Oh, it doesn't have batteries. It. It lights up blue and then it swirls.

[B]

You gotta get your own batteries. Damn it.

[A]

If you don't like it, then I'll give it to Spencer. No, I think it's cute. You know what? Screw you. Well, I don't like. I. I hope he breaks.

[B]

Oh my God. He's been like this all day. I'm so sorry.

[A]

Okay, Spence, I don't know what you are asking. This. This is what I was asking for.

[B]

These idiots were like. He asked for pixie sticks.

[A]

I thought you said pixie sticks. No, peppermint sticks. Okay, you got it right? Did I get peppermint? No, I didn't want peppermint. But these are. This is more what I. What I meant. But you said you were like, there's going to be a stick. You'll know. And none of us knew. We were like. What is he talking about? Well, yeah, I think you guys just heard what I said wrong. But this is exactly what I was asking. Thank you.

[B]

I saw. I actually got that one for me.

[A]

That's okay. I'll take both. Thank you. Can I. Can I be honest? Maybe you'll like this. They're heavy. Cotton candy, lip balm. Ooh.

[B]

Oh, I love.

[A]

You're impossible to please. Are you kidding me? I thought I like went so hard for you. Can I be honest? Can I be honest? Yeah. Because I need to be honest. I've had a really bad day. You've had like eight bad days. Well, you'll have a bad day once I tell you it. Wait, what? He also drank like a hundred Diet cokes.

[B]

Are you serious?

[A]

Well, is a pumpkin Pie Eminem going to make you happier. I just need to let people know that I'm not. I'm. I'm. I'm trying. And also, I'm a little confused about the witch hat on the ghost. It's a little confusing, but. But it's because I'm having a rough day.

[B]

There you go, Spencer.

[A]

It's fun. And then I got my baby's a cutie pie book. That's a pumpkin pie. No, I do love that. Thank you. Okay, let's try one of these pumpkin pie M&M's. I didn't even see that you caught that.

[B]

You can use this to potty train the rest of us.

[A]

How did so your pregnancy cravings where they fulfill the Cracker Barrel or. Yeah, sorry. Really?

[B]

Yeah. Ever since we went to Chilies. Ever since we went to Chilies, I wanted one of those shitty salads. Got a good shitty salad.

[A]

Okay. I kind of like these. Yeah, you taste pumpkin. No, I only taste regular.

[B]

They're just like M and M. They're just like a fat M and M.

[A]

Yeah, it's a fat. It tastes a normal M and M. Like the middle of the cheese, I get the tiniest hint. Like a Lacroix. Hint of flavor of a pumpkin pie. I literally don't taste pumpkin. They're good though. I taste a little bit. It's not bad. Well, is that all I had? Are you gonna tell us what happened to you or we gonna have to wait? It might be private. Okay. No, I mean, it's not a big deal. Okay, I'm gonna try this. This vintage cotton candy lip balm. You guys play checkers? No, we play jazz. You guys didn't do anything you're supposed to do?

[B]

They didn't invite you?

[A]

I didn't go. They didn't work. Wait, you didn't go because we were filming a Diet Coke. I had to go buy a bunch of diet Cokes. Thought you were a horrible boss. Okay, you guys, this is the longest episode of the Sip.

[B]

They don't want to see my stuff.

[A]

You got stuff too. This is the sip. I was being too honest for the sip. I thought the after sip's coming. Sorry, babes. All right. Thank you for enjoying the sip. I can't right now. Thank you guys so much for watching and supporting us. Everyone's links are in the description section below. We love you so much. What do we do for this sip? And that's the sip. It.