Tasting DAVE’S HOT CHICKEN For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting DAVE’S HOT CHICKEN For The First Time!!! The ENTIRE Menu!

Date: March 18, 2026

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Overview

In this lively, uncensored episode, Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon take listeners on a comedic and somewhat chaotic journey as they taste Dave’s Hot Chicken for the very first time, sampling the entire menu. Along the way, the pair dish out their signature style of pop culture commentary, personal anecdotes, relationship banter, and real-time food reviews. Their conversation ambles freely between hilarious stories, honest discussions about anxiety and motherhood, and a slew of pop culture hot topics—serving listeners not just spicy chicken, but spicy takes on celebrity culture, domestic chaos, and the reality of adulthood.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Low Vibes, Anxieties, and Fleas: The Opening Chaos

• Low Vibrations & Negative Thoughts: The episode opens with playful bickering and the acknowledgment of “low-vibrational days,” where Ryland and Lizze discuss their struggles with intrusive thoughts, anxiety, and post-partum rage.
  • Lizze: “I'm just not saying the things I want to say out loud because they're low vibrational and I'm fucking scared.” [01:41]
• Health Updates: Lizze shares her recent stint at urgent care (diagnosed as poison oak, not fleas as feared). [14:51]
  • Ryland: “You think I got fleas because of the bad thoughts I have?” [00:00]

2. Mall Nostalgia and Retail Woes

• Neiman Marcus & The Dying Mall: A mini-eulogy for their favorite Neiman Marcus café and the wider decline of mall culture as their local locations shutter.
  • Ryland: “It really signals a wild time in our existence that, like, malls are dying. Like, the retail store as we know it is over.” [09:42]
• Rant about "The Social": They lament and roast a failed food court concept where all food must be ordered by app.
  • Lizze: "Who am I tipping? I'm not tipping on an app." [11:01]

3. Motherhood, Friendships, and Real-life Drama

• Motherhood & Relationships: Lizze’s struggles (postpartum hair shedding, anxiety about bangs, writing while nursing) offer an honest, comedic glimpse into parenthood.
• Motherhood Book Announcement: Lizze reveals she’s started writing a comedic book about her love for her husband, Joe, and the everyday grievances of marriage. She reads a dramatic (and funny) excerpt. [50:00]
  • Lizze: “He blows his goddamn nose like a rape whistle every 15 to 20 minutes. Like bro, what the is that? No, seriously, is that a medical condition?” [50:42]
• Parent-Partner Banter: Light teasing about the realities of long-term relationships and how parenting changes everything.
  • Ryland: “You keep having babies. This is your fault.” [26:04]

4. Hot Takes: Pop Culture & Celebrity Gossip

• Zendaya & Tom Holland Marriage Rumors: They poke fun at the speculation cycle and Zendaya’s own trolling about marriage:
  • “Are they married or aren't they married?” —Ryland
  • Lizze: “Who knows? That's the point.” [43:39]
• Timothée Chalamet & Oscars: Opinionated commentary on Oscar campaign politics, the ‘pretentiousness’ debate, and the strange economy of Hollywood awards.
  • Ryland: “My star of the night was Gwyneth Paltrow, and I know you guys are all gonna hate me for it.” [30:54]
• Meghan Markle & Expensive Meet and Greets:
  • Lizze: “I wouldn't hate them so much if they didn't have, like, all the opportunities that you and I, like, want and work for.” [60:32]
  • Ryland: “She still positioned herself in a place to become what she is today, period.” [60:38]
• Devil Wears Prada Remake News: Expressing “low vibration” over Adrien Grenier being left out.
  • “They're remaking the Devil Wears Prada, but they're leaving Adrian out. Losers.” [62:00]

5. Food Review: Dave’s Hot Chicken Complete Menu Tasting

• First Impressions: Immediate praise for the restaurant’s vibe and offerings.
  • Ryland: “Oh, fuck me. It's porn. It's porn. Oh my God. It's good.” [71:15]
  • “That might be the best cheese pull I've ever—” [71:41]
• Menu Highlights:
  • Mozzarella sticks: “Way better than Chili's... it didn't have the pull. This is seasoned really well.” [72:00]
  • Loaded Fries: “There's coleslaw, cheese, Dave's sauce, pickles, and nugs on the fries.” [73:03]
  • Nugs: “I like this better than Popeyes and KFC.” [73:21]
  • Hot Honey: “It’s real honey... This was made from bees in the trap.” [81:55]
• Comparisons & Rankings:
  • Dave’s Hot Chicken vs. Cane’s and Popeyes – “Way better than Cane’s. I did not love raising canes.” [75:48]
  • “It’s pretty kid friendly.” [82:35]
• Food Price Real Talk:
  • Ryland questions the claim that it’s cheap: “This meal alone was $16. That's like two meals though.” [80:32]
  • “This was like $200... I’m like, so much stuff, it’s so cheap,” but acknowledges it’s a big order for the show. [80:48]

6. Relationship Drama Recap

• Boyfriend Banter:
  • Chris (off-mic) reluctantly chooses not to eat Dave’s due to Drake/Kendrick loyalty—a playful nod to pop-rap beef. [68:03]
  • Relationship tea: Ryland’s relationship status described as “constantly on the verge of engagement or breaking up.” [86:12]

7. Meta Commentary on Social Media & Creativity

• Social Media as Plato’s Cave:
  • Lizze: “It feels more like social media is a cave that we've been lured back into.” [54:35]
• Creativity in Motherhood:
  • “Stephen King wrote Carrie while he was doing laundry with a newborn. So—James was like, write an auto fiction.” [53:00]

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “I'm just not saying the things I want to say out loud because they're low vibrational and I'm fucking scared.” – Lizze [01:41]
• “You think I got fleas because of the bad thoughts I have?” – Ryland [00:00]
• “Act. Okay, the scene is: your mother just told you that you're not actually her daughter and that you've been adopted...” – Ryland (improv acting segment) [26:33]
• “That might be the best cheese pull I've ever—” – Ryland, mid-mozzarella stick ecstasy [71:41]
• “He blows his goddamn nose like a rape whistle every 15 to 20 minutes... Is that a medical condition?” – Lizze (reading her book draft) [50:42]
• “This place fucked so hard. And it’s affordable.” – Lizze on Dave’s Hot Chicken [80:18]
• “If you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?” – Lizze, about Drake/Kendrick “beef” and choosing food sides [68:15]
• “That was such like a desperate ride...like ask. Yeah, there are, I think.” —Ryland, on searching for remaining hot honey [87:56]

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Timestamps for Key Segments

• Opening banter, low vibes, and anxiety: [00:00 – 08:00]
• Malls closing & food court rants: [09:11 – 12:17]
• Motherhood, marriage, and existential dread: [15:47 – 26:27]
• Pop culture: Zendaya, Oscars, Gwyneth, TikTok drama: [29:02 – 48:54]
• Motherhood book reading & writing: [50:00 – 54:03]
• Meta social media commentary: [54:03 – 56:04]
• Acting methodology & showbiz discussion: [56:06 – 59:00]
• Nobu vs. Dave's Hot Chicken decision & drive: [66:49 – 69:05]
• Dave’s Hot Chicken full menu review: [70:25 – 84:09]
• Debrief, relationship antics, last bites: [84:10 – 89:38]

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Final Thoughts

This episode is classic Sip: irreverent, vulnerable, and sharply funny. Between bites of Dave’s Hot Chicken, Ryland and Lizze serve up a potent mix of pop-culture analysis, real-life chaos, and comedic therapy—the kind that goes down even better than a loaded chicken slider. Perfect for anyone who loves food, laughs, and a real, unfiltered look at modern life.

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Transcript

[A]

You think I got fleas because of the bad thoughts I have?

[B]

I could kick you in the effing face right now. See how it's hard for me to trust you?

[A]

I have such horrible thoughts about people, and the more horrible they are, the louder they seem to be.

[B]

I'm pulling it back in and it has more to go.

[A]

You can't put that on the Internet. I'm working through my postpartum anxiety and I'm leaping into rage.

[B]

Horrible things happen to us.

[A]

I was at the urgent care all weekend. We have like to have a very sincere conversation with you right now.

[B]

Wait, what? You're having an intervention with me?

[A]

Oh, no. The laughter's so nasty.

[B]

Speeds camera speeds. The SIP1, take one for real this time. Marker. Can I just say no? I guess the low vibration canceled out the prayer I did before that.

[A]

Oh, no. So here's the deal. I just want to have a private, low vibration conversation with you after we're done rolling. That's all I want to do.

[B]

But what I told you, you can't be doing that.

[A]

I know, but what's interesting is we were both vibrating very low, and we were slow rolling, and Rylan didn't even have a microph.

[B]

You low vibrated triggered me. You low vibration triggered me.

[A]

I didn't trigger you.

[B]

You did.

[A]

I turned you on and you loved it.

[B]

No. Baited. No, you low.

[A]

I baited you.

[B]

You low vibration.

[A]

I baited you.

[B]

Baited me. Honestly, she did.

[A]

I did.

[B]

And I'm just here trying to manifest greatness for myself. Like, Chris was trying to get things set and ready to go. And I'm here just like, we gotta go. We gotta go. Because she starts dropping nuggets, and then we forget these nuggets, and it's like, you literally can't talk to me before the show or the show won't happen. So I I tun. I did a meditation and I prayed to God, please let us be funny today. Please let us have something to talk about.

[A]

No, you're out of your mind. I'm just not saying the things I want to say out loud because they're low vibrational and I'm fucking scared.

[B]

Well, and that's the problem is, like, yes, it would be so fun to be low vibrating women, but when we do that, horrible things happen to us.

[A]

I was at the urgent care all weekend.

[B]

Get away from me.

[A]

No, not for me.

[B]

I know, but it's still a horrible place to put something up.

[A]

I know it.

[B]

Stay away from me, please.

[A]

Should I just go?

[B]

It's my 10 year anniversary. We're going out of town.

[A]

Not your anniversary.

[B]

Thank you, Christopher. Where are you going? I'm not telling you.

[A]

Are you leaving the country?

[B]

I'm not telling you.

[A]

Why can't I know?

[B]

Because it's a public platform.

[A]

But where? Are you leaving the country?

[B]

No.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I don't dare leave the country with children, period.

[A]

No, it ain't safe.

[B]

No. I just got to stay right here. Yeah, so.

[A]

Well, that's exciting. Happy anniversary.

[B]

Thank you. How long have you and Joe been together?

[A]

Like, almost 12 years.

[B]

Oh, wow. So you're surpassed us by now.

[A]

Yeah, but we don't really do that. Is that your leg being under this blanket, do you? I'm not even aware of the fact that I'm touching it.

[B]

Just so you know, I kind of like it.

[A]

It's very odd to me. The first time my hand landed on. I was like, oh, the couch is broken.

[B]

Well, I don't know. Your husband's still attracted to you. He's oohing and awing over you leaving the house this morning.

[A]

He's. He loves his dress. I don't like it.

[B]

Well, then why are you wearing it?

[A]

I mean, I rented it, so I thought I'd wear it, but I don't think. I don't like it.

[B]

I mean, I think the color's nice on you and the shape's nice on you, but when you look too close, I start to get that trypophobia.

[A]

Tryptophobia.

[B]

Tryptophobia.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Uh huh.

[A]

Uh huh. You say tryptophobia like how Billy says

[B]

potato, and I'm wearing clothes that are five times too small for me. I thought, you know what? It's 95 degrees. I need to wear as close to nothing as possible.

[A]

Yeah, it's hot.

[B]

So I pulled out my pink Taco shirt from 15 years ago when I ran food there.

[A]

I was gonna say you were born and raised in that pink taco shirt.

[B]

Can you believe it? Memories.

[A]

So. So we have to, like to have a very sincere conversation with you right now.

[B]

Wait, what? You're having an intervention with me? I just prayed to God.

[A]

No, I need help. I'm asking you for help.

[B]

Okay. I thought you and Chris were about to like. Like, it's time to throw away the pink taco shirt.

[A]

You're gay. You don't like.

[B]

Although when I did work at Pink Taco on my first shift.

[A]

Yeah?

[B]

I got the napkins.

[A]

You went down on the girl.

[B]

The napkins, like, say pink taco. Yeah. And somebody wrote to me, you Want to see my pink taco? And left their phone number. And then I posted that picture on Facebook.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

So I wonder how many people called her. It's not like I. Oh my God.

[A]

You posted someone's number.

[B]

It's like my. It's like who was following me outside of people I went to high school with and do they want to call somebody and see their pink taco offering?

[A]

Pink taco. I bet she's getting called.

[B]

I don't know. It's probably still on my Facebook. Should I call her?

[A]

Should we call her right now?

[B]

It's my 10 year anniversary with a man. I just wanted to know, did you

[A]

find somebody send me a pic of that pink taco?

[B]

Your pink taco for life.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I loved pink taco. Do you know their rip in LA now?

[A]

I've never been.

[B]

You've never gone.

[A]

I guess one I couldn't get a

[B]

waiting tables job because you know how competitive that industry is here in Los Angeles.

[A]

I do.

[B]

It's crazy. Like you need like four degrees to wait table. Who's texting?

[A]

I'm worried that I'm getting calls. Sorry, the daycare.

[B]

I mean. So you really had to interrupt my Taco story from 15 years ago?

[A]

Honestly, yes.

[B]

Well, if.

[A]

Okay, no, but can I, can I ask for help now?

[B]

Well, I wasn't done with my pink taco story.

[A]

Welcome to my life.

[B]

And so here I am. The only job I could get was running food at Pink Taco. And these plates were huge. Each one of them like this big. And they would stack like eight to nine plates on one tray. And I'd have to carry like, like a, a, like stand on one arm.

[A]

Crazy.

[B]

And I'd have to throw the eight. I'd have to throw the eight plates above my head. Oh my God, I'd love to see you do that.

[A]

I could never. No one would ever employ me.

[B]

No Would ever give me a job at you. And you want to know where I got one of my favorite quotes? Pink Taco in the food running line at Pink Taco. How you do anything is how you do everything. I know you think it's toxic.

[A]

No, I like it.

[B]

Last time I told you that you said it's toxic.

[A]

Did I? It's crazy how I change on a dime. And I just think that's on evolution, baby. She's growing up.

[B]

She's only low vibrating a few times a week.

[A]

I'm trying not to.

[B]

I know. You're still texting me such horrible things.

[A]

That's what I wanted to talk to you About?

[B]

Oh, that's what you want to talk about after the show?

[A]

No, I can't stop these thoughts.

[B]

And you're hitting. People like that don't even need to be hit. Hit up, not down.

[A]

Well, like, here's the deal. What is this leg doing here? You have to get rid of it. It's in my space. We're not a touchy friend. Sit. But now we are. Okay, it's like, it's not your leg. It's like I have a phantom limb. That's what this is like. That's fine. It's like my legs asleep, and I'm

[B]

a stranger with that. Take me back to Pink Taco.

[A]

Let's. Can we go today for nachos?

[B]

No, they're closed in Los Angeles, but

[A]

we're in Calabasas there.

[B]

I think the last remaining is in Vegas, but it's not the same.

[A]

Let's effing. Go.

[B]

Go. Well, you are ready to have fun again.

[A]

I'm ready to have fun, but really, like, so if I have a year

[B]

until we ever get to have fun for real, Are the.

[A]

Are the nasty thoughts I have alone enough to ruin my life? I don't. What do I do? Do I pray to God, please, God, relieve me of the bitch in my mind that is me. Dear God, I surrender to you the bitch thoughts I have about my peers. And please help me to be optimistic and kind towards them, because hating on these literal strangers is an exhausting routine that I just can't get out of.

[B]

Here's the thing. I think you can have those thoughts and you can say, that's nasty. And then if you don't verbalize it or spread it, like spreading it with your mouth or writing it in your text.

[A]

No, I have to.

[B]

That's why your children are always ill.

[A]

Well, one of them's ill. One of them is never ill. Oh, okay. He's. He's, like, the sickest, but, like, in, like, a down with the sickness way, but not like a sick way, you know?

[B]

Okay, so you were gonna tell us something before my pink Taco story?

[A]

No, I was. That was it. I was just like, I have such horrible thoughts about people. Like, I. Like, they just. And the more horrible they are, the louder they seem to be. And it's like, I got a text. Ryland. And I'm like, he wouldn't want to get that.

[B]

And I don't. I say, stop. Don't text me anything. I have rules and regulations for our text threads. It's like. I mean, not.

[A]

He wants to keep it as clean as possible in case we're ever subpoenaed, which, honestly, we could be.

[B]

This is the craziest thing. Like, all these people in high power positions that are just sending like 400 emails a day with, like, horrible, incriminating things and they're not worried about it. We're not even doing anything other than vibrating low sometimes about other people, like, in judgmental taste. And I still am too afraid to put that in writing anywhere.

[A]

The thing that I keep thinking about is, though, it's like if I were exposed, it's like, am I even exposed because I'm here?

[B]

Well, you know what I mean?

[A]

Like, this is. I'm like this on the platform. There's a very slim difference between this Lizzie and Private Lizzie.

[B]

Yes. And that is almost like. Well, did you expect any, like, if your text message.

[A]

I am what I am. And it is uncomfortably authentic.

[B]

Oh, so you make yourself uncomfortable too.

[A]

Oh, yeah. That's why I have anxiety.

[B]

Oh, yeah. So when you're acting crazy in public, you are anxious. Oh, speaking of being in public.

[A]

What?

[B]

Devastating news. No, a horrible blow.

[A]

What?

[B]

To Elizabeth and I, birthday parties that we have frequently before she had children.

[A]

Devastation.

[B]

I learned yesterday Neiman Marcus is going

[A]

out of business across America or just at the mall.

[B]

Well, I think there's. I think they might have filed for bankruptcy, but some are still in existence. But our Neiman Marcus, the Neiman Marcus cafe that we love to enjoy is closing along with the store in May

[A]

well have to go.

[B]

It really signals a wild time in our time existence that, like, malls are dying. Like, the retail store as we know it is over.

[A]

Which is crazy because every time we try to film at the mall, they're like, stop filming. Do you know how good us filming at your mall is for you, you fucking idiot security guard that's not even vibrating. You're not even gonna have a job, sir. And it's because you won't let us film here.

[B]

I turn around, I'm like, you could use the promotion.

[A]

You should just say to his face,

[B]

you know, this mall could use it.

[A]

Do you know how expensive our promotion truly is?

[B]

Did you know that Neiman Marcus is closing and it might not have been

[A]

good luck to you.

[B]

Good luck to you. In that same mall, they're closing the Social. I did see that.

[A]

The Social sucks. They really missed the mark on the Social.

[B]

The Social really did suck.

[A]

Okay, so at this mall that we created this thing called, like the Topanga Social or whatever, where the concept was good. The concept's good. But you can only order from these restaurants from an app. And they're. And it's basically like if a taco truck meetup was like a stationary event in a mall. And it's like. But like nobody wants to order from a mobile app at all these places that you're already standing at in person. And then they're like, do you want to tip? Who am I tipping?

[B]

I don't get into this territory. Oh my God, you're gonna.

[A]

But who's providing prompt service then while

[B]

we're here, who are tipping and who are you not tipping? I'm tipping everyone.

[A]

I'm not tipping on an app.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I'm not.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Well, like if I'm standing at a kiosk in a mall and I'm typing in my own order and I can't make amendments to it because it's a app, so I'm being forced to order something that I only kind of want instead of really want.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And then there's the. A company has decided to only employ a single individual. So no matter what, the service will not be prompt if there's more than one person ordering.

[B]

Well, which is why it's closing down, sadly. It's beautiful. And the concept was there. Yeah. But like, I didn't go either because they didn't. I think the only person in existence to ever show up was Chris.

[A]

Yeah, Chris. Did you eat there frequently?

[B]

Yes, he did.

[A]

What did you eat there?

[B]

He went to the bowling alley. He went to the Social. He like kept that place single handedly alive. I loved everything about it. On the weekends they have live bands, I dance with my mom. We loved it. And then I go to movies there a lot at the amc. And so I would, on a crazy rare day where I could see two movies in a row, I'd see a movie, go down to Jersey Mike's, get a turkey sandwich. Delicious. Delicious.

[A]

Yeah, but that's not like a social restaurant. That's not a topic. A social restaurant.

[B]

Well, it's in the social. I'm going to lose my restaurant.

[A]

I mean, you're not losing Jersey Mike's, but do you know what I mean? Like, that's not the social. Like the social is those, like, come get a shrimp at Dave's. A shrimp sale.

[B]

Most of them were bad, if I'm being honest. Most of the restaurants were sadly bad,

[A]

which is why you're getting Jersey mics when there's all those options and we're getting.

[B]

By the way, I said Jersey mics, I meant fat cells. I was like, I'VE never seen a jersey. I meant fat cells.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But they're replacing or there's gonna be a dinh tai Fung, which is one of my favorite restaurants of all time. And I'm so excited just saying Din tai fun kid.

[A]

Fuck.

[B]

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[A]

It was poison oak.

[B]

It was poison oak.

[A]

Congratulations.

[B]

I went to the dermatologist. Yeah, they were like, yeah, this is classic.

[A]

You know what's so funny?

[B]

What?

[A]

We had fleas.

[B]

Get away from me.

[A]

No, like, I saw two fleas on

[B]

did you know, though, they will then infest your house. There will be a house infestation.

[A]

Well, the dogs got their pills. I threw away the dog beds. I put flea collars in the vacuum and vacuumed. I'm waiting for a powder to arrive.

[B]

They bite humans, though. Like, they can't attach to the humans, but they'll bite the human.

[A]

Oh, I think I was bit. I'm getting so itchy talking about this.

[B]

You're carrying.

[A]

No, I'm not carrying. Stop saying that. You're making me so itchy. I'm not packing any flea heat this leg, seriously, every time I touch it. I'm really not trying to.

[B]

My clothes are too small and I don't want to, like, expose my entire leg. So, like, if I put it down, then you guys are gonna see my little hot dogs.

[A]

Are those your. Is that your penis?

[B]

No, my little hot dog.

[A]

Okay, saying your little legs are little hot dogs is really confusing when you could also be having a penis leak.

[B]

A penis leak?

[A]

Yeah, like leaking out the side of your pants. It could be your penis.

[B]

Oh, you think my penis is that big?

[A]

No. Well, now I know it's a little hot dog. Oh, man. Do you think I got fleas because of the bad thoughts I have?

[B]

I think everything bad that happens to you is a result of the bad thoughts you have had.

[A]

Did we tell the audience that? I literally texted a friend and being like, I'm praying for the well being of everyone. I wish everyone well. To all my enemies, I pray for peace. And she thought I was going to kill myself, that it was a suicide note, and literally got so stressed out and scared that she messaged me over and over and then started texting my husband when I didn't reply to her. And I just didn't reply because it was bedtime and my hands are full. That's how out of character it is for me to be positive about anybody's well being. She's going to kill herself.

[B]

Stop.

[A]

Like, what does that say about me as a person? Is it not good? Is that like a bad Yelp review about me? I don't know. Because the other thing is, like, I'm so happy and I look around my house, I'm like, damn, she's blessed. Then like, a couple of fleas jump across my chest. Like, it's all good. It's all good. You know, it is what it is. I Just hope I stay desperate enough to no longer voice these horrible thoughts I have. But I am dying to say them to you. I am dying to say them to you.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I am going to talk about Zendaya today. No, no, I am. I am going to talk about Zendaya today. She's on the talking.

[B]

I'm gonna talk. What about my hair?

[A]

I have nothing nice to say, which is why I've said nothing at all.

[B]

Are you kidding me?

[A]

No, I'm kidding.

[B]

You've always wanted it to be shorter. You were so sick. Are you kidding me?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I could kick you in the effing face right now and pop out all of those teeth and force you to get veneers that make you look wonky.

[A]

Not wonky. No.

[B]

You would look wonky with veneers.

[A]

Everyone looks wonky with veneers.

[B]

You have baseline good teeth.

[A]

You mean that?

[B]

I do.

[A]

I chipped one of my teeth on a Carla Rossi bottle when I was an alcoholic, and I've been insecure about it ever since.

[B]

I can't. Where? Okay, well, it's one of these two, you see, so, yeah, I just. I was having an existential crisis about my hair, and I just said, cut it all off for summer. Cut it off. I'm done with it. Cut it off.

[A]

A little trimmy. Trim. Trim, yeah.

[B]

So here we are.

[A]

Cute.

[B]

Meanwhile, what is somebody still. It's like somebody mad at us.

[A]

Wait, what just happened?

[B]

Chris said when he was setting up, somebody came and was banging on this door. It was scary. Here, turn your mic. I'm gonna look. It was really scary. I'm setting up, and then someone goes up to the door and not, like, knocks nicely. You hear, like. Like a horror movie shaking of the door. And I'm like, what the hell? And this lady is like, I swear to God. And it's like. And I was like, what? And I text Ryland, like, someone's trying to break in here. What's happening? I was like, are you playing your heavy metal screamo music again?

[A]

No.

[B]

And then she, like, left. And then I see Ryland run out there after she leaves.

[A]

Did you see anyone?

[B]

Well, no, because I wanted to. I wanted to be like, what are you screaming about? And what do you mean, not again?

[A]

Like, this man has no fear in his body.

[B]

Inside of the office, we don't ever. Like, this is the loudest it gets until I'm screaming. I know, but you weren't even screaming yet. And we didn't even film here last week. And so, like, I'm like, I want to know. I, like, really wanted to confront the person and be like, what are you? What kind of drugs are you on? We've never done anything harmful in this space. It's not like I'm Jake Paul, back in the day when he was, like, destroying his neighbor's yard, period. I don't mean that. I don't.

[A]

I. We're looking for beef today. Oh, man. What's gonna befall our families with all these low vibrations? Should we just go there? Should we talk about private entities too? Because I've got some private entity thoughts.

[B]

Huh?

[A]

I just want to shift people.

[B]

Postpartum hair schedule. Shredding.

[A]

Shedding. I'm shedding early.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Usually you shed around the four month mark, but I'm shedding early.

[B]

That means it's gonna come back early. Oh, you want me to meet. Yes.

[A]

It just means that the painful regrowth is gonna come.

[B]

So that was your story.

[A]

I'm just saying.

[B]

Oh, you just want the girls to know.

[A]

I just want the girls.

[B]

I mean, what? You wrote a paragraph about this on the document.

[A]

So I feel like postpartum hair shedding has come early for me. Oh, no. This is the conversation we need to have.

[B]

Oh, so there was a conversation.

[A]

Do I get bangs?

[B]

No. Have you ever,

[A]

like, the 90s shot, like the 60s shag bang?

[B]

Have you ever had bangs? I need a reference picture, but I'm saying no.

[A]

Ask. Can you ask AI to make one?

[B]

Literally was pulling up my phone to do just that.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

Okay, so we'll take a picture like this.

[A]

Wait, wait, wait.

[B]

Well, now it's all, like, fucked up.

[A]

Hold on, hold on. Okay. How do you have a podcast and not wear headphones? Not hearing myself is really crazy.

[B]

Okay, I'm gonna make this happen for us. Okay, Keep going on your story. Why?

[A]

Why do I get bang bangs?

[B]

Well, I said no.

[A]

Okay, but, like, look at your hair and then. Am I really asking you or am I gonna read the comments this week? No, I can't read the comments.

[B]

What do you think?

[A]

I'm vibrating, though. I can't do that.

[B]

Like, what kind of bang? Like, are you going to do, like,

[A]

the 60s Shaggy Bang? Like a long. Like a long curtain bang.

[B]

A long curtain bang. So we're brushing it to the side, but there's some. The thing I've heard with bangs is it's just like you have to style it every day or it looks horrible. And do you have time with that many kids? No. Can you show me what this woman would look like with Curtain bangs.

[A]

This woman.

[B]

He doesn't know you. He doesn't even know me sometimes. I'll be like, can you make a gif of me? And he's like, if you give me a reference picture, I'm like, I know you know what I look like. And then I get in, like, a nasty fight with him, and I'm just like, just do it. And he goes, you have to give me a reference picture. I'm like, you know what I look like? And he's like, I'm not allowed to use that. I'm like, will you use it when it's convenient for you? Chad, that. Okay, so what?

[A]

So sick.

[B]

What am I just. What kind of banks?

[A]

A shaggy curtain bang.

[B]

A shot with shaggy curtain bangs. Okay, let's see. What chat GPT generator.

[A]

How long does it take to generate normally?

[B]

Like, less than a minute.

[A]

Awesome. Great, great.

[B]

Okay. And did you get inspiration? Like, were you looking?

[A]

Well, no, I was just thinking the worst. Yeah, all the girlies have these bangs right now. Who? Like, Dakota Johnson and Kylie Kyoko and, like, the cool girls have these bangs.

[B]

You know about Kaley Cuoco.

[A]

Yeah. And like, Hilary Duff, I think has them also. Do I love Hilary Duff or do I love Hillary Duff? Is like, Hillary Duff makes me straight up horny for my husband. And also I take back every nasty thing I said. Like, Hillary Duff can't say no to a press opportunity. Don't say no, girl. I'm loving it. I'm eating it up. You're serving. And honestly, you're. I'm. I'm. I'm starving for you. I'm so hungry for you right now.

[B]

Can you just tell me what it was like? What? What was it that had you, like, a tiny bit? Oh.

[A]

Oh, no. The laughter is so nasty. That's really rude.

[B]

Actually, you kind of look good.

[A]

Can I see?

[B]

You kind of look.

[A]

Why are you laughing like that?

[B]

Oh, my God. She kind of looks really good. Show me chat GPT.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Oh, my God. Which do you look like?

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

You look kind of like a mixture of Kaley Cuoco and Dakota Johnson.

[A]

Fuck yeah. Me.

[B]

Do I have a flea on my forehead?

[A]

No, you're just itchy.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Do you want me to take you to my vet and give you the emergency bill?

[B]

It's really close by, so maybe. Oh, my God. Let me save the image. Okay. I kind of love it. Oh, my God.

[A]

Can I see?

[B]

Okay. I am so sorry for telling you, like, poo pooing on your dreams.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Because I kind of think it fucks.

[A]

Oh, no, let it.

[B]

Let it sink in.

[A]

You can't put that on the Internet. No, I look really old and sad. I look really old and sad. And I'm not trying to fat shame

[B]

myself, but also, I think this week was body positivity week, so that's a day.

[A]

Well, this is not the picture for that day.

[B]

Okay, we'll just.

[A]

I won't be getting bangs, and I'll also never look at myself the same way again. Is that how you see me?

[B]

I think it's because you're side lit.

[A]

Because is that what I look like to you? No. No.

[B]

But I kind of like the bangs.

[A]

Pictures like that will get me out of. Out of this life. You know what I mean? That's. That's. That pictures like that will keep me on my couch until the day I die. Okay. Anyway, so I'm not getting bangs. And I think I might just have to get Botox while I'm breastfeeding because that picture. I can't. These eyes are tired. These eyes are tired.

[B]

Okay. So how's Joe been lately?

[A]

How's Joe been? Honestly? He's so good. I'm writing a book about it.

[B]

What? Yeah, a book about it. What do you mean?

[A]

I'm writing a book about it.

[B]

No, you're not.

[A]

I am. Every night.

[B]

Like your little black book that doesn't exist?

[A]

No, I literally have a Google Doc started. I'm writing a book.

[B]

No. About what?

[A]

How much I love my husband In a roundabout.

[B]

Then why were you and your fake husband discussing a divorce? So you could be closer to me?

[A]

No, we were just talking about, like, when I'll see you again, and it's probably if I get divorced from my husband. When I move into your house is when I'll see you again.

[B]

Got it.

[A]

He was like, I doubt Rylan and Shane will get a divorce because they're dudes and they have too much fun together. This is the conversation we had behind her.

[B]

That's what a straight man thinks about a gay man.

[A]

He is. I don't know if he would want me to talk about this.

[B]

Who cares? Just. I'm already flattered, so.

[A]

No, I mean, like, I don't. He's just, like, they probably have so much fun and just fuck all the time. It seems awesome.

[B]

See, every straight guy really just wants to be gay, period.

[A]

That's why I didn't want to say that on the Internet, because James would be irritated by that, but.

[B]

Well, no, it's not that he's gay. It's just like the sexual drive of two men is something to be in awe of when, like, we have women out in these streets that don't even want to slob on the knob. When's the last time you've performed that?

[A]

That? I'm so tired. I'm so fat and old and tired. I can't.

[B]

You keep having babies. This is your fault.

[A]

I'll never do it again, I swear.

[B]

Yeah, okay.

[A]

I've learned my. So sorry.

[B]

It's just a lesson you have to learn. Speaking of vibrating low.

[A]

It's just a really quick little life

[B]

lesson you have to learn. Learning.

[A]

I'm crying.

[B]

You have a two month old.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Act. Okay, the scene is. Give us a scene. You could be really present right now.

[A]

What is the scene?

[B]

Your mother just told you that you're not actually her daughter and that you've been adopted and that your dad is. Has never been around. What? Your. Your scene partner is? Chris, don't look into the lens. This is so unhealed.

[A]

No, I'm cool now, but I can't

[B]

wipe my face because I have a

[A]

lot of makeup on.

[B]

How do you. Okay. I'd be your scene partner. It's really about. We're still doing this? Yeah. Okay. What's the scene that you and I could play?

[A]

Okay, you're telling you're my husband.

[B]

I'm your husband. You have. You just had my second kid and I have to tell you that I'm gay because I can't do. Do it anymore.

[A]

It's gonna be a very similar performance to what Chris got to.

[B]

What? Oh, babe, I'm so sorry because. And I. I don't want you to think that I used you for these children, but it's become clear to me now that you would slob on my knob. That I need a dude to slob on my knob.

[A]

Wait, honey, I'm gonna stop you right there.

[B]

What?

[A]

I'm gay.

[B]

What? Yeah. You're gay too?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, my God. We can make this work.

[A]

It's a lavender, loveless marriage.

[B]

What are we gonna tell our kids when they find us sleeping with other people? That we're gay, but we'll always come back to one another, right?

[A]

Period.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

Listen, I will always love you in a very gay,

[B]

powerful stuff. Huh?

[A]

Take us to the Academy Awards.

[B]

I'm sobbing Shane, because I was like, working on a scene the other day while the kids were like, eating, like, the whole family's around and I'm like screaming my lines at Shane because I like, for a Memorization tactic. I just am like, keep talking them at him, hoping he'll, like, pick the scene up and, like, read it with me to memorize. And then I was like, well, it's the Oscars tonight. And he goes, is daddy gonna be the. Like, win an Oscar? And Max goes, no. And I was like, I don'. Want an Oscar. I want to have fun. I want, like, an Emmy at best.

[A]

Well, that is something.

[B]

And that's how I dream. No, no, it's not, like. Not big, but, like, you know, I want to have fun on a TV show. I don't want to be, like, in a serious movie. Snore.

[A]

Boring, boring, boring. None of us saw Hamnit's Tale or whatever.

[B]

No. Can you imagine?

[A]

You saw it. How boring was it?

[B]

I'm sure it was, like. I'm sure it was good, but it was boring, right? Slow.

[A]

Yeah. You can't miss me with that slow shit.

[B]

Did you see her speech? Like, even her speech?

[A]

No. I didn't even watch the Academy Awards.

[B]

You didn't?

[A]

No.

[B]

You didn't even scroll through?

[A]

No.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I can't care. They're dragging my boy Timothy down. And, you know, I'm a Timothy apologist.

[B]

Oh, you're. Okay. Tell me all about it. Because what I thought was interesting is he was like, I saw, you know, I don't know anything. Yeah. I saw a headline where he was like, if you guys want to be pretentious, be pretentious. And I was like, isn't that ironic? Because he's, like, the most pretentious.

[A]

Yeah, but it is. Well, no, he. I think he was mysterious previously.

[B]

He has been axed out in a way that is just, like, a dog

[A]

pile situation, which is so crazy because he literally didn't say, like, opera and ballet are dumb. He was like, opera and ballet are like, It's a dying industry.

[B]

That's not where I want to be. I think his problem, where he went wrong is he's just overexposed and given us too much.

[A]

An Arab mystery is very important.

[B]

He's told people that he wants the Oscar too much in too many places to a point where, like, people don't want to give it to him because they know how badly he wants it.

[A]

But honestly, fuck them for that.

[B]

Oh, I know. But it is all politics and it is all a game.

[A]

I don't even know why he wants it anymore. It feels like they don't mean anything because after that guy. Is it Adam for you?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

There was a guy that, like, broke down the politics of it all. And it's like, it's not about your acting.

[B]

Oh, no. It's about the awards campaigns and the brunches and the lunches and the dinner.

[A]

You're better than that. You're better than that, bro.

[B]

Is he, like. Is. Are the movies he's in good?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

My star of the night was Gwyneth Paltrow, and I know you guys are all gonna hate me for him. She just walks. I mean, go on, hate her all you want, but it's just like, damn.

[A]

Did you get us the Peptides yet?

[B]

No wrap. I'm dreaming of that.

[A]

Get us some Peptides.

[B]

There's something about me. It's that I feel like it's very hard to purchase something online. Me too.

[A]

That's why I've asked you to get it for me.

[B]

No, you're, like, so good at it. All you do is purchase things online. I'm always like, oh, that seems like so much work. I couldn't even sign up for soccer online. I had to have Joe do it. You guys are signing up for soccer?

[A]

Signed up. Past tense, bitch.

[B]

Thanks for the invite.

[A]

You're never gonna come to Burbank for soccer practice.

[B]

Why are you going to Burbank for soccer practice?

[A]

I'm not gonna practice in my own community.

[B]

Nobody likes Burbank.

[A]

Everybody lives in Burbank.

[B]

I hate it. It. I'm sorry. I hate it.

[A]

I kind of like it.

[B]

That's how I'll vibrate. Loud is just talking about Burbank.

[A]

No, but you're. You're.

[B]

Thank you for your airport.

[A]

You're thinking about Burbank in, like, too limited of a sense.

[B]

Yeah, I'm not into it. Sorry. It's the most popular movie theater in the world. The highest grossing.

[A]

I love that theater.

[B]

Good for you.

[A]

Okay, good for me.

[B]

Okay, Good for you.

[A]

Yeah, good for me.

[B]

I'm okay.

[A]

Good for me.

[B]

Good for you.

[A]

I'm gonna go see Hail Mary on Friday with my husband at the amc.

[B]

Is that.

[A]

Should I not be, like, saying that's

[B]

what you were trying to dox where I was going on vacation?

[A]

Hate you. Like, they hate me.

[B]

Like, that's.

[A]

I'm not going to be there anymore. I'm going to a different theater.

[B]

I literally ran into.

[A]

I'm going to throw all you bitches off. I'm going to be at a shitty Regal, drinking a Diet Pepsi like a fucking idiot because of this. You're welcome.

[B]

I literally ran into somebody that, like, consumes what we put on the Internet, and I just Always think it's funny when she's like, so much hate. Just ignore the hate. It's like unbelievable how much hate you're getting. Just like, don't even consume it. And I was like, thank you.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

What do you say? I don't. I literally was like, don't worry. I don't.

[A]

You know what? You just reminded me I bumped into a listener. Jen.

[B]

Hey, Jen.

[A]

Hey, Jen at Whole Foods. What's up, girl? And she loves us. Cool. All the love.

[B]

Thank you. Jen.

[A]

Hey, Jen. I walked in there dripping in baby shit.

[B]

Did you go to the horrible one in studios that Sherman?

[A]

Of course I did. Of course I did.

[B]

I hate. It's so bad.

[A]

You don't have anything now.

[B]

It's like they're trying to. It's as bad as an erewhon over there. It's so tight.

[A]

It's like, I'm only going to see Jen now. Oh, no. Also, I don't know how to get to the other one that has, like, the downstairs parking. I can't. It's like, that place is like Narnia to me. I'm like, I don't know where that.

[B]

What are you getting at? Whole Foods.

[A]

I was going to Whole Foods to get prune juice.

[B]

Oh, you have to poop?

[A]

No. I thought Billy might be constipated. Turns out it was another stomach bug. Apparently there's multitudes of stomach bugs out there. So you can get one and then you'll think one and done. And it's like, no.

[B]

Did you or your family. Your family get it?

[A]

No.

[B]

Do you promise me I'm here. I know, but if you're here to give it to me, I'm here to kick you in the teeth and make you get veneers again.

[A]

Okay. You really think I could stand up with a stomach bug and come here?

[B]

You have done crazier things, girl. You are strong. I'm not that strong.

[A]

Nobody's strong.

[B]

Lizzy never even complains when she's sick.

[A]

Well, there's not a cold chance in hell I would come here with whatever the that was. Was.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Billy was doubled over in stomach pain. Scream, crying. His mora got it in the evening and texted me. She goes, okay, it's definitely a stomach. Because I was worried he ate a button battery.

[B]

And why you always go to batteries?

[A]

Why did everyone. Every hotline I called too, they're like, why do you think he ate a button battery? And I was like, why don't we always think they've swallowed button batteries? The woman was like, but like, for real? Why do you think he ate a button battery? I was like, it's. I've been worried that my dogs were eating button batteries long before I had children. Why are we so cavalier about button batteries?

[B]

How many things in your house have button batteries that you're using?

[A]

I thought none. But, like, my previous nanny apparently brought toys into the house with button batteries in them, which I had said multiple times was like, we don't. With button batteries in this house. I have an anxiety, clearly. Yeah. So who knows where the button batteries are?

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But they're laying in wait to kill me and my family. And the woman was like, well, why do you think? And I was like, just tell me the symptoms. She's like, it's not that simple. Why do you think? And it's like, because I always think, think. I'm always thinking.

[B]

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[A]

I just love him. The only good thoughts I ever have are about temptation. And I'm like, fuck. I have been saying around my house, like, I'll be God damned if I don't make something that's not a baby soon, period. And Then, like, Shane went out and did the damn thing. And I was like, I'm gonna do the damn thing. But, like, what am I gonna do? Do?

[B]

What are you gonna do?

[A]

What can I do? And then my friend called me when I was dealing with my fleas situation, so I actually had a minute to

[B]

talk, like, because you were in the car.

[A]

Yeah, I was driving back from the fleas emergency appointment.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because if you find fleas early on, your dogs, you can give them an emergency pillow and it, like, supposedly.

[B]

And where were they getting fleas?

[A]

I don't know. I don't know. Outside. So I threw their dog beds away. And then Joe was like, you can't throw things like that away in front of them. They take it personally, and they get upset.

[B]

And honestly, Joe is a sweet man.

[A]

They were upset.

[B]

You just looked in their eyes and said, this is going in the trash.

[A]

I looked at Icky. I said, you and I put it in the trash. But I had already ordered them brand new ones that were there the next day.

[B]

They don't comprehend that.

[A]

I'm sure they do, actually.

[B]

Did you tell them?

[A]

Yeah, I said, I ordered you new ones. They're coming tomorrow. And he's like. And I was like, you're like that anyways, dude. So do you think I care, like, if you're. If your status quo is nasty? I'm not. I'm desensitized to your nasty. I'm like a kid in a meth house.

[B]

Which one do you like more, Bubs? Oh, period.

[A]

I love the out of Icky. I love him. I would do the.

[B]

I don't hear anything about him anymore.

[A]

I would literally do anything in this world for. But for Icky, the same I would for Bubs. I'd put my life on the line for both of those dogs. And I definitely like Bubs more. More. They get the exact same level of care. And I definitely like Bubs more. Icky's just a nasty.

[B]

Are you like that about your children, too?

[A]

Oh, I can't put that on record.

[B]

Silence is violent.

[A]

I can't put that on record.

[B]

Oh, well, I heard it loud and clear in my head. Well, we all know I heard it loud and clear in my head.

[A]

No, I'm bursting with love for everybody in my family, including Icky. Like, I'll get a lick.

[B]

Billy's her number one above all, above everything, above anyone. One above anything that breathes.

[A]

That's not true.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

No, I love. I literally love Joe, Billy and Ernie and Icky and Bubs equally.

[B]

You're like Kris Jenner, depending on which one's the most present in my life.

[A]

No, I mean, I'd literally love all of them equally.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I would do anything among that. You're like, right underneath them.

[B]

Oh, not even above Icarus?

[A]

No. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[B]

Well, you're below my kids. Cats. Your cats Below my cats.

[A]

The cats.

[B]

And they ruin my furniture, so.

[A]

And one of them's like a trash cat. Like, you just got a hand me down garbage cat off the streets.

[B]

You literally like Louie more than me in this moment. Yes. No.

[A]

Come on, dude.

[B]

Who is blowing you up?

[A]

Oh, is it the daycare?

[B]

What does the daycare want?

[A]

It's not the daycare. It's Stacy.

[B]

It's my sister in law.

[A]

Huh?

[B]

What does she want?

[A]

She wants to know if I've seen Lib.

[B]

What's that? Okay, come back to us.

[A]

Love is Blind.

[B]

Oh, are you watching?

[A]

I watched the entire season. This was a fun one, really.

[B]

I asked Shane if he wanted to start it with me and he said

[A]

no, it was good and toxic. I skipped all of the pods and I went straight to Mexico.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah. That's what you have to do.

[B]

Yes. Because it does take, like four episodes to get invested in the pods. And then you're like, I wasted four hours of my life. Life.

[A]

And also like, none of us care about these people. And I'm sorry, I know that that sounds awful, but none of us give a about these people. We want them to damage each other, and that's what we want to see.

[B]

Jeez.

[A]

I'm serious.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

I'm gonna say, what are we? Are any of us watching Love is Blind for the happily ever after? No, dude, it's the drama.

[B]

Uncomfortable drama.

[A]

And honestly, maybe we should start scripting it and give writers some more jobs because it is toxic that we're doing this to real people in real time. It's like. This is like the modern day gladiators. I want to see these two enter the ring. One, like, leaves. You know what I'm saying?

[B]

You don't watch the Traders, huh?

[A]

No, but I should.

[B]

What's wrong with you? It's so fun.

[A]

I wish I got him. Okay, I will. I'll do it. Okay. I will do it. Instead of Euphoria, I will watch the Traders. I've been religiously watching all these seasons of Love or what is it called? Queer Eye, but I do think that they just had. They just aired the reunion of Love is Blind. And there's one guy we also got to Stop pretending like these people have names. You know what I'm saying? I'm done with that. Okay? We. We can't call them by their names. They all need to have, like, Nick names that we all can attach ourselves to. Do you know what I'm saying? Okay, like the Nomad, AKA the homeless man.

[B]

Okay? Unhoused is how we say it in 2026.

[A]

I put a ring on it with homeless men. You know what I mean? Like, it's a.

[B]

Okay, do whatever you want to do anyways. Almighty yuck your yum.

[A]

It's. I wish Morgan was here, because I know that she's watched it, and we could actually have a discussion about it.

[B]

Well, when she gets here, maybe you guys could talk about it when she getting here. I don't know.

[A]

Oh, you said it like it was imminent.

[B]

Call her up.

[A]

Should I call her?

[B]

No, no, not right now. I can't do a Love is Blind where I just, like, watch you and pretend that I can be engaged in that ad reads. I already did the ad reads for you, so just chill out.

[A]

Thank you, Daddy. Where were we?

[B]

We might as well just get into our Hot Topics.

[A]

No, we've been Hot topicking.

[B]

Oh, we have?

[A]

Yeah. I'm just keeping it casual.

[B]

Oh, so why you're annoyed is Zendaya and Tom's marriage game what's going on right now?

[A]

Okay, so last week, are they or aren't they?

[B]

She didn't even start this, so you can.

[A]

But who cares? Is my point.

[B]

Started it.

[A]

Yeah, but who cares? I mean, everyone, apparently, her stylist was

[B]

like, we've already talked about that.

[A]

I know. I'm giving a recap.

[B]

Okay, give a recap.

[A]

Zendaya stylist was on a red carpet, and they were like, zendaya's already married. You been missed, that girl. And they were like, huh? And then he's like, bye. And then he, like, left. Okay. And then Zendaya went on a late night talk show, and they were like, all these AI generated images of you and Tom getting married, like, really got me. And she's like, yeah, like, here's some actual footage from the actual wedding.

[B]

What?

[A]

Hold on.

[B]

Well, you just dropped that. She said she did get married, and here's the footage. I think that was the. You evoked an emotion in me. I'm allowed to react.

[A]

All right, play it out. Do the scene.

[B]

Oh, my God, she really got married. And she's confirmed it herself with footage from her wedding.

[A]

Yeah, roll the clip.

[B]

Oh, my God, you're gonna make us do that kind of work. No, I'm not 41 59.

[A]

No, we're not rolling the clip. Okay, now we are. I haven't even seen the clip. I don't know where to find the clip.

[B]

Oh, my God. Are you kidding me?

[A]

No. Can I just keep going, please?

[B]

God.

[A]

The clip was from her new movie with Robert Pattinson.

[B]

Don't play the clip.

[A]

That' what I'm saying. Like, that's why. That's why I'm low vibrating about Zendaya. And it's like, girl, none of us. I mean, maybe people do care, but, like, I mean, do people care?

[B]

They do.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I mean, because people are nosy.

[A]

Yeah, but, like, do we care this much? And it feels like she's the one who's asking us to care.

[B]

So are they married or aren't they married?

[A]

Who knows?

[B]

Okay?

[A]

That's the point.

[B]

Megan is selling meet and greets before we move on. Well enough. Not if it's low vibrating. I don't want to take any of your low vibrations.

[A]

Well, you don't have to participate. You want me to look at Chris while I say it?

[B]

I'm gonna pick the remainders of my poison ivy scabs.

[A]

Oh, damn it. You're itchy because you have poison ivy.

[B]

I'm not itchy.

[A]

You 5 seconds ago said I'm itchy.

[B]

Well, I thought there was a flea crying.

[A]

Yeah, how do we know it's not your fucking poison oak?

[B]

Well, no, and poison oak isn't spreadable if the oil isn't on me. I got poison oak, like, three weeks ago.

[A]

How do you know the oil isn't on you anymore? Don't you just oil out all the time?

[B]

Just keep talking. I'm so done with her. I knew I was going to be done with you today.

[A]

The makeup guru.

[B]

I like you less than my cats.

[A]

The makeup guru Michaela or whatever. You know how she has us all to sit down.

[B]

Sit down for. Sit down for this one.

[A]

What?

[B]

What's her voice? You do it. I don't think I can. Hey, I'm going need y' all to sit down. Just tell your story.

[A]

That is low vibrating. That is low vibrating.

[B]

And us laughing is announcement. I feel like it's allowed. Are you kidding me? It's that crazy to be like. I mean, it's a little like, no. If I think my news is so important that somebody at home needs to sit down while they're consuming it on social media, when nobody gives a about

[A]

anyone, should I start all my vlogs with. Can you guys Sit down.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because I've always needed something to start my vlogs with.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

I don't have an intro and so I feel like an idiot every time I open a vlog.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

I'm like,

[B]

I guess I do just say, hey, girls, Good morning.

[A]

Good morning.

[B]

Good morning. Is that not problematic? What's. Why, what's he in court about? I just see, like, him leaving court every day.

[A]

He's never not in court. I feel like. I feel like yay. Is constantly in a state of disposition or deposition. I mean, mean deposition.

[B]

Idiot. Idiot.

[A]

I'm so dumb.

[B]

You're so dumb.

[A]

I don't even know what words are. I don't. I was actually thinking about that while I was.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

My inspiration. So my friend called me while I was leaving the vet.

[B]

I'm listening.

[A]

She. This isn't low vibes.

[B]

Cool. No, I'm listening.

[A]

And we're gonna circle back to Mikayla.

[B]

Perfect. I'm listening.

[A]

It's gonna be like a Dave Chappelle stand up bit.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

I'm gonna tell you a little bit about it. I'm gonna take you on a 45 minute walk and we're gonna conclude with two of the best punchlines of all. All time. No, that's an over promise. There's no.

[B]

I was like, I better be laughing.

[A]

Okay. So I'm driving home from the vet. My dogs have fleas. I'm like, hey, girl. Yeah, I can chat. So we're talking and she pitches me an idea for a movie that both of us could literally accomplish. And then I was like, it. Let's go. So my new vision board is us standing on the carpet at south by Southwest having completed this film.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

Okay, next piece of news.

[B]

Are you in it or are you directing and writing it?

[A]

I would like to write it. She's dragging her feet on us co directing it, but I'm like, you need to me.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You. It's just true. Yeah, I'm good at this.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

You've never done it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

So.

[B]

So who's your friend?

[A]

You know her. Danica.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Yeah. So catch us in Mississippi in 2027, shooting our film.

[B]

Perfect.

[A]

In the woods.

[B]

I love it.

[A]

Thank you. Can you talk into the mic, please?

[B]

Yes. We were going to wrap around to your two funniest punchlines before you.

[A]

Adams. No, there's no punchline. Michaela. Noriega. Though there is some speculation that all of this divorce and I'm going on a date talk is because she's actually using this as a promotional tool for something that she's coming out with. Okay, that's just what it was.

[B]

That would be smart. But, like, is it also happening to her?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

I mean, if she's getting it, that's kind of the job. I mean, like, our job is essentially exploiting our vulnerabilities. Yeah. So, like, if it happens to circle around or release, like, what else do you expect her to do?

[A]

No, I totally get that. But it's also like.

[B]

Like, there's a gross way to deliver that information. If it is like, I'm getting a divorce. Here's my pro. Like, if two things just happen to be happening, she's like, I just got a divorce.

[A]

I'm going on my first date. Here's my fragrance. Spraying herself with the fragrance. You can buy this soon. And she's all well lit with a full face of makeup. And I. I don't know. Like, to me, it's like, well, let me.

[B]

Okay. Even with, like, the merch, it took, what, six months? So unless she planned the timeline of her divorce with the timing of the perfume, I'm like, let her have it. Honestly, like, if her perfumes coming out and she is going on a day, it's like, great. But if she planned the timeline of this, like, I'm gonna hold on. Announcing my divorce for the perfume line, which we'll never know. But if she did do that, she's a little evil and part genius.

[A]

Well, I think it's genius regardless. And like, like you said, like, if life gives you lemons, girl, go ahead and make that lemonada. But she did wait a few months to tell us while she was divorced, which is also a normal thing to do, but also, did any of us. Or I guess I don't consume, like,

[B]

conveniently putting it with the Lemmy ads. Like, she did also do it if she waited.

[A]

Oh, I don't know.

[B]

Now we're catching her, and I know nothing about her.

[A]

I don't think there's a. I don't think there's a connection between her never being eaten out and getting a divorce.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

Or is there?

[B]

Watch me catching somebody. Only from the information I know from Lizzie. Never.

[A]

Which is never anything more. Never.

[B]

The first I did. I did see the. The first few seconds of. You're gonna need to sit down for this. I'm getting a divorce. And then I kept scrolling the voice you do.

[A]

Like, really, you should stop.

[B]

Oh, is it problematic?

[A]

I mean, maybe for Boston Bostonians or

[B]

I'm offending Boston people everywhere.

[A]

Yeah, and you don't want to.

[B]

Or are they pissed off? What are they?

[A]

Boston guys are spooky, bro. That cut everything we just said about Bostonians.

[B]

Why? What do you have against Bostonians?

[A]

Apparently a lot. And to be quite frank, Massachusetts is one of my favorite original colonies.

[B]

So what are you going to do this week?

[A]

What am I going to do this week? I'm trying to vibrate high. And I started writing a book.

[B]

Book?

[A]

About.

[B]

About Joe.

[A]

About how much I love Joe.

[B]

Well, who are you going to sell that to?

[A]

Anyone. We'll buy it.

[B]

Like chapter one, he did the dishes today? No, like what's what.

[A]

The first thing I wrote is about his incessant nose blowing.

[B]

Okay, so it seems like

[A]

I have a word document on my.

[B]

So it seems more like a book about husband grievances. At the beginning, yes. Oh my God.

[A]

It's 7:59pm and I'm so goddamn itchy. I have so much to do before I can sleep. But right now I can't even scratch my itches. The first place I'm scratching when my hands are free is my right ear. The inner part of the funnel leading into my ear hole. Son of a. My husband just blew his goddamn nose so goddamn needlessly and recklessly close to my itchy ass.

[B]

Is this actually on the paper?

[A]

I'd scream shut the up were it not for our sleeping child. Excuse me, children. I can't believe I have two kids. Kids like what? That escalated quickly. This blows his goddamn nose like a rape whistle every 15 to 20 minutes. Like bro, what the is that? No, seriously, is that a medical condition? How did I not notice all of this until after I had two children with you? Surely younger, hotter me would have noticed this. Did she really think this behavior was acceptable to grow old with? For the past 11 years, every 15 to 20 minutes, this Joe. My husband's name is Joe. His bone is nose. And I am. And I was blissfully unbothered until two years ago when I got pregnant with our first son. What is that?

[B]

It almost sounds. Seems like less of a book. And you're writing a standup tour.

[A]

Oh, maybe. We'll see how this goes.

[B]

Honestly, I think. Okay, keep going.

[A]

And now here I am stuck with two babies under two, itchy as hell. Our new one, Ernie.

[B]

You forgot his name.

[A]

His name is Ernest. Asleep in my arms, sucking on my pinky length nipple, unable to scratch myself. And Joe's just performatively scream sneezing like go vacuum the fucking house with all the Time you've murdered needlessly. Blowing your goddamn fucking nose.

[B]

I thought it was a love story.

[A]

No, we're gonna wrap around to it.

[B]

Oh, you're gonna.

[A]

So I'm writing a book.

[B]

I think you're writing a stand up tour.

[A]

No, it's a book on mothering and motherhood. Because what I've noticed is like there's like all these books that are like there's no real narrative link about motherhood and it's all just enraging information. Like in my was reading a book called like why I hate my Husband after having Children and she started sharing quotes and I was like, you're gonna have to stop her. I'm just gonna kill my husband. Cuz that's crazy and that's not helpful. But I think the helpful thing about my experience is I am psychotic and I love my husband and he's a good man and I want to kill him.

[B]

It's complicated.

[A]

It's complicated.

[B]

It is.

[A]

That might be the title of my book. It's called It's Complicated.

[B]

And I do believe you love him like I really do.

[A]

I love, love him so much. Being in his arms feels like home. And I swear to God if he blows his nose in my vicinity again, I'm going to snap.

[B]

Well, I'm looking forward to it.

[A]

Do you like my book?

[B]

I actually do. I like it so much I want you to perform it live around the world.

[A]

I've decided I'm going to write for because I have to hold ernie up for 20 minutes after I nurse him. So like while I'm holding him, I can hold my phone underneath his body and type for 20 minutes. Yeah. And I heard that Stephen King wrote Carrie while he was doing laundry with a newborn born. So like so James was like write an auto fiction.

[B]

So you are turn. Yes. This is wonderful.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because you are limited like in the stage of life you're in, but you can still make it work for your creative outlet and turn it into something that can be your next big success period.

[A]

And I feel better about myself after writing a little bit as opposed to just doom scrolling or like watching Queer Eye.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But I really do love watching Queer Eye.

[B]

I have never seen the new the Netflix iteration.

[A]

So some of them are so, so touchingly sweet. I'm like, God damn. Like that is nice. And like just to hear the way that the guys talk about it, they're like getting to do this job and having one on one conversations with individuals drowns out the noise of social media which is so toxic and makes everything seem so big and universal when it's just not.

[B]

No, it's not at all.

[A]

No. And having interpersonal relationships in real life and talking to an individual in real life just shows you that the magic of humanity is still alive and kicking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

We're just missing it being. And you know what's interesting? People talk about the allegory of the cave where it's like we're cavemen inside. And like one day we. And we were just watching shadows on the wall. And then one day we're let out of the cave and we see the world. And it feels like for a little bit we were let out of the cave and we saw the world. But now it feels more like social media is a cave that we've been lured back into.

[B]

Well, we're faking it as our like, real reality social circle.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

When it's so. Yes. Not grounded in anything. It's just. It's a wild time we're in. And it is like anything that can ground you in the present, in the now, in the real relationships is what we should be doing.

[A]

So buy my book.

[B]

Okay. You want to know what I'm working on?

[A]

What are you working on? Well, are you even allowed to talk about it or is your manager gonna be like, stop talking about it?

[B]

Well, I have been getting auditions. Even my acting coach is like, you're getting a lot of opportunities. I' well, one. Until I book one, it's like, no, but I a lot of them.

[A]

I know that you had a coaching lesson this weekend.

[B]

I had to do it this weekend because, yeah, our schedule was just nuts this week.

[A]

What was that opportunity?

[B]

It was for a TV show.

[A]

Will you tell me off air?

[B]

I will tell you. I'll tell you after, but you're never gonna remember a lot of these things. I'm glad they're calling me in, but I'm not like, innately right for. Doesn't mean that, like, if they love me, they can't. Oh, like I fit. If there's like a box, I'm like very on the very far edge of the box. If we're talking about, like breakdown and description. But they're still calling me in. So I'm like, I'm happy to do the work and get good, but in my free time, like when I cuz I have to walk my dogs every day, I have three big dogs. Instead of just like listening to a podcast, which you guys should do, I'm listening to Mizner's book, which I think I've been Talking about. About.

[A]

But you know, I love the Meisner method.

[B]

I didn't know you love the me Girl, I.

[A]

God damn you. We have talked about it on the show, and I've done Meisner exercises with you on this show.

[B]

The problem that I'm finding, like, as early as.

[A]

As recent as, like 3 shows ago. Am I wrong, Chris?

[B]

I mean, the. The problem I'm finding, and maybe he addresses it, but his is very about, like, acting a scene in a play which is driven differently in every scenario because you really are live. You're reacting to somebody live. You're like being taken on a journ adventure inside of, like, guidelines of a script. But, like, when it's film and television, it's so mechanical and mathematical because it's like, well, I'm doing my part five different times for different setups. And like, your performance could be different. Like, it's just so. So, like, finding the groundedness in a performance for film is a lot different than, like, so finding whatever. This is so niche and, like, people probably don't care, but, like, trying to get present inside of acting for t

[A]

and film, well, that I think you can still do, right? So you find an impulsive response to each one of the things that you have to do that's dictated by the

[B]

job, but you don't want to plan what that response is going to be.

[A]

That's why you just, like, you remember your cues and you remember your blocking the same way that you remember your lines, like a robot.

[B]

But the thing is, like, I was thinking back to even, like, one of my scenes on Shane's set. And it's like it was a phone call, but that person wasn't booked that day. And that's how, like, the cookie crumbles on a lot of things. So. So, like, your re. I mean, I was lucky it was Shane, but, like, you could be reading with a PA or some random person for, like, a very emotional scene. And so it is just like.

[A]

Well, that's why you keep your. Your what just happened and your. Your backstory and your what do you want really strong.

[B]

So this last opportunity I had was for a co star, which is a smaller role with a lot less context with a lot less to do. So, like, building a story for that person is a lot more challenging. And then, like, trying to just. Just like, presently listen. I don't know, it's just. It's interesting to, like, you presently listening.

[A]

Must be a sight to see.

[B]

It must be. Huh?

[A]

What is that? Like?

[B]

I mean, it could be the same

[A]

act Presently listening right now.

[B]

Okay, tell me a story.

[A]

I'm scared.

[B]

Well, it would be the. I mean, if I'm acting, it would be the way that I listen.

[A]

Oh, but what does that look like?

[B]

I mean, you watch me on the podcast every week.

[A]

I've never seen it.

[B]

You've never. Well, I'm. I respond to you. Do you? I mean, I do.

[A]

Does he?

[B]

Chris, I'm responding to you right now.

[A]

And this is the most present I've ever seen.

[B]

Oh, please. Because I'm hyper aware of being present.

[A]

Are we going to Nobu or what?

[B]

Oh, my God. Wouldn't that be fun?

[A]

Should we just go to.

[B]

No, we don't have time to turn all of this around. But that would be really. Let me see if there's a reservation right this.

[A]

We started so early. We could do it, but.

[B]

Yeah, you're not the one that has to turn this fucking episode around.

[A]

It's so easy for me. I could just leave.

[B]

I know. How nice is that for you? No. N O or N U. I think

[A]

it's N O, B, you.

[B]

Let's see what they have today. There's no availability within two and a half hours of this time.

[A]

Oh, my God. They hate us because we low vibed.

[B]

How are they so busy?

[A]

What?

[B]

They have 12pm Wait, that's in an hour. I mean, it would take us a half hour to get there.

[A]

Are we going to Nobu right now? Is this a bad idea? I'm scared. Why am I scared? Why does it feel like I can't do this?

[B]

Are they going to tell us we can't film?

[A]

This is postpartum anxiety.

[B]

I already edited the ads.

[A]

The fact that you think we're not just getting Nobu to go and eat it in the car.

[B]

No, we can't. We're sitting on the ocean. What are you talking about, you stupid idiot? And you say I don't listen to her.

[A]

Our job is eating in the car.

[B]

No, it's not. We go to restaurants all the time.

[A]

Facts.

[B]

What do you.

[A]

One of us forgot that I'm the one.

[B]

Okay, we're going to figure this out and we'll be right back.

[A]

Wait, no, we have more stories.

[B]

Well, save them for the car, babe. Wait, am I booking this or not?

[A]

I'm scared to book it. I don't know why I'm scared. I'm scared, scared. Is this postpartum anxiety or is it real? Well, to be determined.

[B]

Well, okay. We need to determine, though. So what else did you want to talk about?

[A]

Well, I was going to talk about how Megan Merkel was selling meet and greets for, like, fifteen hundred dollars.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

There's that. The other thing for her.

[B]

Get your coin, mama.

[A]

Oh, really? You feel that way?

[B]

I. I don't know. All these people that everyone else hates on. I just.

[A]

I wouldn't hate them so much if they didn't have, like, all the opportunities that you and I, like, want and work for. And then they just.

[B]

They still positioned. She still positioned herself in a place to become what she is today, period. I. I don't believe anyone falls. It's very rare. Like, even if you're a Nepo baby, like, you're not going to stick around if you're not talented. Like, yeah, you might have the.

[A]

Tell that to Brooklyn Beckham.

[B]

Oh, my God. But, like, like, you could say Taylor Swift had a leg up her dad was able to buy.

[A]

She absolutely did.

[B]

Taylor Swift was able to, like, get people aware of her name, but it's her talent and her ability that keeps her around.

[A]

So you're a Meghan Markle apologist, and I'm a Timothy Chalamet apologist.

[B]

And honestly, I'm also a big fan of Gwyneth Paltrow just because, like, you know what I aspire to be. I would love to have a mansion in Montecito and, like, look as fabulous. Like, did you see how she cleaned up for the.

[A]

Yeah, she cleans up real good.

[B]

That the lighting was glowing on her hair, as if she an angel dissenting from heaven.

[A]

Well, it's not her hair.

[B]

It doesn't matter.

[A]

Right?

[B]

Like, it's her. Like, she's visibly presenting as such.

[A]

She's gorgeous.

[B]

Great. Okay. And Adrien Garnier is left out of the sequel. That's a real bummer for me.

[A]

So they're remaking the Devil Wears product.

[B]

I'm an Adrien Green Year apologist.

[A]

I know. That's why I added him to the doc, because I knew you were. I know. That's why I added you to the edited.

[B]

And they brought some other.

[A]

Can we tell them what the news is?

[B]

If you want.

[A]

They're remaking the Devil Wears Prada, but they're leaving Adrian out.

[B]

Losers.

[A]

Losers.

[B]

And, oh, I could vibrate solo right

[A]

now about Anne Hathaway.

[B]

No, I love you. I love.

[A]

I know. You're so.

[B]

I love.

[A]

And, you know, someone has to.

[B]

I love Meryl Streep. I love Emily Blunt.

[A]

Where were you gonna low vibe?

[B]

I love Emily Blunt.

[A]

Oh, you don't love Emily Blunt.

[B]

I love Emily Blunt.

[A]

He doesn't love.

[B]

She's not Picking it up.

[A]

You don't. I'm picking it up.

[B]

I can't. I won't.

[A]

He did.

[B]

I. I literally. I love Emily Blunt. And I love Stanley Tucci. It has nothing to do with Stanley Tucci.

[A]

Still are, too.

[B]

I just can't believe.

[A]

Oh, he loves Emily Blunt.

[B]

I love Emily.

[A]

No, he loves Emily Blind.

[B]

I just love her so much.

[A]

No, he has nothing against Emily Bl.

[B]

I just love her.

[A]

You know who he does have something up against? Sh. Wow. The hate's so strong that it translates to, too.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my God.

[A]

Damn, that's heavy.

[B]

Nobu or what?

[A]

I don't know. I'm scared. I have to call my husband.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

I don't. I'm scared. I have, like, fear.

[B]

Okay, our other option would be. I don't think we've ever eaten at Panda Express on the show.

[A]

Let's go.

[B]

Or Costco has, like, a churro ice cream, but we'd have to find something else.

[A]

In addition, they also have a mint fudge ice cream.

[B]

Is that new?

[A]

Let's go. Hold on. Let me just call my husband and ask.

[B]

I have to sneez.

[A]

Then sneeze.

[B]

Okay, I'll sneeze. Three, two. Bless you. Thank you. Let me ask my husband. Hey.

[A]

Hi, baby. This call's being recorded for a live podcast audience.

[B]

Okay. Do you know that she's writing a book?

[A]

Shut up. Do you. Do you think we should go to Nobu today for lunch? For the show?

[B]

As opposed to what?

[A]

Well, is that okay?

[B]

Yes. What? I don't see why not.

[A]

Okay. I'm scared. I don't know why. Thank you for your input. Who knows? Going to Nobu. Okay, I'll go. All right, well, I love you.

[B]

Love you.

[A]

Bye.

[B]

Bye. She woke him up.

[A]

Well, it was. That motherfucker's been sleeping.

[B]

He was deep asleep, and he has work to do. Dave's Hot Chicken. Do we have one of those?

[A]

I do love Dave's Hot Chicken.

[B]

Where is it? More kind of like where. Not as far, but where Applebee's was. Okay, we gotta go.

[A]

We have to go.

[B]

We have to go.

[A]

We have to go.

[B]

So your husband doesn't know that you're writing a book?

[A]

No, he knows.

[B]

Oh, he does?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Why did he act so shook?

[A]

He didn't act shocked.

[B]

You act. Acted like. Shut up. He doesn't know.

[A]

No, I mean he's gonna read it.

[B]

Okay, cool.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

All right. Hang up.

[A]

Click.

[B]

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[A]

Yeah.

[B]

About Nobu.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Well, we thought it'd be fun to like try a celebrity hot spot. Go to Nobu on the ocean. It's kind of the worst possible. Oh no. I think of Noma. No Boo. No, I know, but there's a restaurant called that is like no Boo like accused of abusing their staff. So that would have been fun. But no Boo is fun. No Boo. But we're ending up at Dave's Hot Chicken, which I'm doing a. No Dave's Hot Chicken instead of Nobu. Shane told me it was more clickable. I'll take you guys to Nobu next week.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I feel like I've Never been to Nobu. Have you been to the one, like, on the ocean? No, but what would you like? Sushi? Yes. They have, like, lobster steak. I could get a steak. Okay, we're going. Today's hot chicken. They have, like, the mozzarella cheese pull things. And I had never been to one ever. Never even really heard of it. And they're all, like, the biggest.

[A]

What is this doing?

[B]

I don't know. Should we kill her? Yeah.

[A]

She just gave me so much rage. I'm working through my postpartum anxiety and I'm leaping into rage. And I could follow that woman home and T.P. her. Her house. Whoa.

[B]

And then everyone was dropping all these hot facts. Like, it used to just be a food truck.

[A]

No, like a stand.

[B]

Yeah, like a. Like a taco stand. And then Spencer told us it's partially owned by, I think Drake owns, like, a percentage of it or something like that.

[A]

Wow, the Drake.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Aubrey Graham.

[B]

The drizzy Drake.

[A]

So Chris Wheelchair Jimmy.

[B]

So Chris won't be eating today because he's team Kendrick Lamar, so he has to sit this one out.

[A]

But, you know, we love Chris for standing on his ground and, like, being about something.

[B]

I love Drake. I love Drake. I love Drake.

[A]

Because if you stand for nothing, what will you fall for?

[B]

Yeah, if you'll eat Dave's hot chicken, then we're just pivoting to Chick Fil A.

[A]

What?

[B]

I mean, if you'll eat it is

[A]

what it is, Chris.

[B]

If you'll eat things from your enemies, then it's like you can't pick and choose which ones.

[A]

A man of high scruples is a man of high scruples.

[B]

I've never had scruples.

[A]

Sounds like we're going to Chick Fil a next week, guys.

[B]

We're gonna get off at Tampa Ave.

[A]

All right, I'm hanging up because my arm's exhausted.

[B]

Good night.

[A]

All right, we'll see you guys at Dave's Hot Chicken. Good night. I'm giving you a clean read.

[B]

Looks like we're going to Nobo. This place doesn't have a drive through.

[A]

We just drove 59 minutes.

[B]

Chris is putting his agenda on me

[A]

to get to this Dave's hot chicken that has no drive through.

[B]

Oh, my God. I honestly want Chris dead, period. I'll go in and get it. I think if. Oh, wow. Look how cool this building make it.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

It's so cool. So, so cool. I bet the music's probably too loud in there, huh?

[A]

I think it's probably silent in there.

[B]

I feel like every Time they've never had. Let's bring the camera, and we'll see if it's.

[A]

Should we send a scout first? Send a dog in first and then have the dog come out and tell us if there's music on him. Or we'll call so no one has to get out of the car.

[B]

What do you mean? Is there music. We're outside. Is there music playing in there? No, we got to go in. You got to see what you want to eat for lunch.

[A]

Period.

[B]

Period. All right. Bringing the locus? No, we'll just bring this one. Okay. Okay. Let's see. Thank you. Thank you. Wow. Wow, wow, wow. Right?

[A]

See?

[B]

Not one person. Wow. The music is. It's a little loud, but maybe if we go in the way corner, or maybe if we even ask them, maybe they're chill, they have new stuff. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, my God. This place is enough. Or there's one where it's one slider and one. Oh, sorry. One slider, one tender. If you want to try one of each. I'll just get this for. We secured the bags. Can we just start one? Take one. Well, you guys were just talking about what you had already sampled, so I was like, we might as well start rolling. You hate your Slurpee? No, I love it. Why are you talking shit then, Elizabeth? I don't know.

[A]

I just walked in. He was like this.

[B]

It's because I did the first sip. It was really sour, and I had that, like. You know when you, like, can't help the face you're making because it's so sour.

[A]

It was a really private moment.

[B]

It's like that. And she just opened the door. It was. It, like, all the. I think it was all that juice, but, like, look at that. That's just, like, on a hot day. I love them. Thank you. You can put half of them back there.

[A]

It's like you got in a fight with these napkins. They hate you.

[B]

Can you imagine? We ordered, like, $200 worth of day's hot chicken, and they didn't give us one napkin they wanted dead.

[A]

So, first off, we're gonna try these loaded French fries. Oh, if we don't.

[B]

We are.

[A]

Well, if we don't, let's try them first. I would love to share with my guests.

[B]

No, no, no. First we're trying these, so. Because I don't want the mozzarella to get like. You want that pull. Yeah. We might have already missed our moment. Ooh, ooh. Are you gonna have one of these, Lizzie?

[A]

No.

[B]

And it just Comes on top of bread. Look at it. Huh? Oh, fuck me. It's porn. It's porn. Oh, my God. It's good.

[A]

Is it better than other versions of the sed?

[B]

Uhhuh. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. I'm pulling it back in. And it has more to go.

[A]

Oh, my God. So far.

[B]

Oh, mommy, that might be the best cheese bowl I've ever.

[A]

You have to take a break.

[B]

No cheese pull.

[A]

So intense. He needed a fucking break. Damn, I wish I could do that.

[B]

Why can't you?

[A]

I'm off dairy.

[B]

Oh, my God. Bad time for you.

[A]

I know.

[B]

This is awesome. Is it just me? This is way better than Chili's. Way better. Yeah, Chili's was, like, too much and it didn't have to pull. It was. It was, like, cold. Oh, my God. Oh, wow.

[A]

He's going back for seconds.

[B]

Oh,

[A]

he took a break and he came back and gained steam.

[B]

Look at it. And I can still see steam coming off of it.

[A]

Is anyone else horny?

[B]

No. How are their pickles?

[A]

Really good.

[B]

Oh, wow. That's incredible. Hell yeah. Wow, that is really something.

[A]

How fun.

[B]

Okay, are you gonna let us try the letter loaded fries?

[A]

Oh, you guys want to try these?

[B]

I mean, what, these old? They're kind of everything else we ordered just in one box. So what is it? Cheese on fries and it's like artificial cheese. Yeah. I thought you just said you didn't weren't having dairy.

[A]

I don't think there's any dairy in this cheese.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

I mean, look at it.

[B]

Okay. Oh, my God. There's like, a sweet sauce that has a really nice touch on that.

[A]

Yeah. Good touches. There's coleslaw, cheese, Dave's sauce, pickles, and nugs on the fries.

[B]

Okay, let me go in for. For a nugget. Are you gonna pass it back to them so they can try one?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh, whoa, that looks good. Oh, are we doing the nugs or the fries?

[A]

It's all part of it.

[B]

Oh, is it crazy to say that? From what I've had so far, I like this better than Popeyes and kfc.

[A]

No, it's the best.

[B]

Dave's Hot Chicken is very. Well, then why have you guys been hiding it from me? It's an hour away from me. I didn't know you've never tried it. Not one of you have ever been like, hey, you should really try Dave's hot Chicken.

[A]

I didn't know.

[B]

I'm so we failed as. As friends and as co workers.

[A]

We literally go every weekend after some class.

[B]

So none for Spencer.

[A]

Oh, sorry.

[B]

I already had some. Oh, okay. You go every week after swim class.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

The fries are good. It really is good. Fries are delicious. I live right by, like, a knockoff. Dave and I ordered some like, hot last night. No, we know. Last night, the other night, it was so hot.

[A]

An important detail.

[B]

I couldn't. I had to, like. I was like, hiccuping. The nugs are really good. Oh, wow. This is the mozzarella slider. Oh, they made a sandwich out of it. That is nuts. Do you want to start, Spencer? Get it? No, you can start. Are the nuggets really good? Is it just me?

[A]

The nuggets are really.

[B]

I'm sure they didn't give us a knife, right? No, probably not.

[A]

Chris, do you have your hunting knife?

[B]

I do. You do? I cleaned it after that, but I don't want to cut the interior. It's pretty hard plastic. I can give you. All right, I'll cut it on the outside. Yeah, this is not safe. I can hold this side if you want. Well, I guess if it's on top of another box, then it's. It will just cut to the other box, right? Yeah, hopefully. Okay. Oh, wow. Oh, wow. I've never get a little. Little reveal of that. Okay, one more smell good side. Oh, you're gonna have to show the camera back. Do we cut this in half for Spencer? Yes, you have that one. I'll give half of this to Spencer. Oh, are you sure? Yeah, I just went in the bathroom and washed my. My hands. Look. Oh, and I open the door with a paper towel.

[A]

Nice.

[B]

Wow. Oh, my God. She looks beautiful. You can just take that whole box. Wow. It pulls even for vegetarians, like. Yeah, whatever sweet sauce they have, their Dave sauce is a good. Oh, is that the Dave sauce?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Way better than. Not to be a hater.

[A]

Way better than Cane's.

[B]

I did not love raising canes. No, it's okay. Dave's way better than Cane's. I agree. I was not a Cane's girl. That's okay. Probably with Cane's. If you don't like what they have, that's about it. Like, yeah, you can't get anything else spicy Barbie. Oh, these are wings. I'm gonna be honest. I wasn't sure that this being in a slider was necessary or that it was. Would work, but it's good. But it's way better than I thought it would be. Oh, that's the mozzarella piece. Does anyone want the. This one? We have more wings over here. This is barbecue. Spicy barbecue. I'm not. Oh, I'm going to want the hot honey.

[A]

I'd love to try the hot honey.

[B]

I like one of every. I mean, yeah, you can have one of every. Did this work for you? Chicken.

[A]

It actually smells like honey.

[B]

Why would you not get the chicken if you're getting.

[A]

What's the one you got?

[B]

This is buffalo. And then this is. We got us the Easters. There's barbecue buffalo.

[A]

I picked them.

[B]

Do these have bones in them? They don't look like a barbecue. I hope there's not. I don't think so. They look like.

[A]

No, I think they're just nugs.

[B]

Yeah,

[A]

that tastes like honey.

[B]

It's like straight up honey. The buffalo. The buffalo tastes kind of like.

[A]

Do you need a ranch, Spencer?

[B]

Oh, yeah, we have ranch. Here.

[A]

Use raw dog and some buffalo nuts.

[B]

What was the other hot honey thing I had recently? You don't do sauce? No, no, but I just love buffalo.

[A]

What's your buffalo sauce?

[B]

Blue cheese period. Okay, that's the mozzarella sticks. What was this one? That's the loaded Mac cheese. This is the barbecue. Spicy barbecue is good. The loaded. Oh, my God. So it's fries with the Mac and cheese. Oh, the buffalo. If anyone would like a buffalo.

[A]

Thank you.

[B]

I think on the Mac and cheese fries, it's buffalo wings.

[A]

Dude, this so hard.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

This is a great way to start my birth month. That starts in April. No.

[B]

So that's. Wow. Which early start? Like a month early start.

[A]

Yeah, we're like. We're. What's it. What's it called?

[B]

Are you one of those types of girls?

[A]

What's the card where you drink in

[B]

the parking lot before something Pre game.

[A]

No tailgating on camera.

[B]

What you're eating looks like porn. I need you to know it's so good. Do we not have. We don't have forks. I don't believe we have forks. I can run in and grab some. Isn't that criminal? Actually, might be a good idea. Yeah, yeah. Let me. Let me get some forks. This is ma. I'll be right back. That's not really.

[A]

Chris.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Thank you for your service.

[B]

Am I in the frame over here? Yeah, yeah. Like fully. No, you're like.

[A]

We're missing an arm.

[B]

Whoa.

[A]

No, I'm not in the center.

[B]

Is that more even?

[A]

Yeah, we're both missing arms now.

[B]

Okay, perfect. So. And I got a meal to like. You're so cute eat for lunch. Oh, the presentation of this is nice. Let me try another buffalo. I wish I got it right in front of me.

[A]

No, no, I'll pass it back.

[B]

Oh, there's a buffalo on the Mac and cheese. I know, I'm going to.

[A]

The buffalo should really come with blue cheese. They, they don't even offer blue cheese though.

[B]

Blue cheese is getting. There's a lot of blue cheese erasure going on right now. And it's kind of up really, because everyone's like, ranch, ranch, ranch, ranch. And it's like, I love ranch, but

[A]

blue cheese is the OG Exactly.

[B]

I get why some people don't like it, but I'm a little of both. I would dip, I would do it. I would split my meal half and half. Honestly, for real. I would do like one frying ranch. One frying.

[A]

That's a little crazy.

[B]

Oh, they're sauce. Better than raising canes. Thank you.

[A]

Oh, thank you.

[B]

Thank you, Christopher. It got real. Like when we walked in, there was nobody in the dining room and now the dining room's full. Did I hear, Did I miss, Did I miss something? No, I just started opening my actual meal now. Oh what? Can I get one of the honey nugs? I didn't get to try that. I think they're. I think they're macaroni there. Yeah, they're under the thingy. I think the barbecue one. Tell me about it. Did you like it? Well, I didn't want it. I didn't try it. I'm trying to decide if I'm going to try it based on what you tell me about. I like it. I think the buffalo is much better

[A]

personally based on what you tell me about.

[B]

Well then I don't know if I need to try it. Oh, the honey is so good. Their sandwich, the honey's really good. It's real honey. There's a loaded Mac and cheese is so good. What the fuck? It's so juicy that the juice burnt my tongue. It like squeezed juice.

[A]

This place fucked so hard. And it's affordable.

[B]

Shout out to Dave. You keep saying that, but I feel like it was really expensive. We ordered so many things. We ordered so many. No, I know, but this meal alone was $16.

[A]

That's like two meals though.

[B]

Oh, this is the.

[A]

So like when Joe and I go, we buy one loaded fry and one tendy and it feeds me and Joe and our kids.

[B]

Okay. And that's $16. Cuz this was like $200.

[A]

Jesus.

[B]

I know. That's why when you and Spencer kept saying it's so cheap, I'm like, it didn't feel very cheap. Spencer and I are just oblivious children. They were. I'm like so much stuff. It's so cheap. No, we did got. We got.

[A]

Get some ranch on the side. Add some ranch. It's only A$50.

[B]

I'm still stuck in the hot honey because all the hot honey everywhere else isn't real honey.

[A]

It does. It's like honey adjacent.

[B]

And this is. That feels like it's actually drenched in honey.

[A]

Yeah, yeah. This was made from bees in the trap.

[B]

I like that. What we have here is like a Shake Shack bun with high quality chicken. Yes.

[A]

Yes. So I'm making little sandy bites out of the fries. I'm going to pickle coleslaw fry chicken nug.

[B]

And their Mac is really good. They are delivering on a good time. There's not a single thing I've disliked so far. I'm afraid of this falling and like cutting you. The mozzarella sticks. Oh my God. To the moon. Send me to the moon with Katy Perry.

[A]

Let's have something she says.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Why is Katy Perry part of this?

[B]

I was thinking about Katy Perry. I love that about you.

[A]

I think she lives in some people's minds rent free.

[B]

I know, I know. So what are you gonna do now that you like Dave's? But it's so far. Never get her again. I'm just being honest. Unless they're in postmate delivery. But then is it as good if it's that far away? No. So next time I come to Northridge, I'm going to Dave's Hot. Or Hollywood.

[A]

North Hollywood. Next time you come see me, we'll go.

[B]

Okay? No, I could do that.

[A]

We'll take the kids.

[B]

All right. Do your kids like this.

[A]

I just told you my kids. It's every week.

[B]

It's pretty kid friendly, but I caught you in a lie because Billy's not even in swim right now. Well, when he was in swim.

[A]

It's been a month. It's been a month. I had a baby.

[B]

It's been two months.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And now you're watching me again.

[A]

Two months I've had a baby.

[B]

It's hard for me to trust you. And I didn't want to expose you on camera for long, but the whole time I've been thinking it.

[A]

Damn. Time really does fly when you're postpartum being harassed by your best friend.

[B]

Uh huh. Yeah.

[A]

I'm being bullied.

[B]

You guys should feel really bad for her. We can't even go to swim. Her job is having to eat $200 worth of Dave chicken.

[A]

It's a hard knock life.

[B]

$200 worth of affordable Dave's chicken. No, you guys, I mean, I agree. It's, it's. I agree with you a little bit too. The. The whole meal for like 16, 18 bucks or whatever. But I think like the individual slider was only like 229. And that is very reasonably priced.

[A]

I guess I can tell you right now how much it was. Nope, they don't put prices on it. They don't want you to know.

[B]

Have the receipt down there. But I'm going to finish the whole sandwich. It's so good. Did you guys get your meals too? Oh, did you get extra honey? No, because if you get extra honey, put it on top of the sandwich. Oh, where were you when we were ordering? Should I go get. It's really good. You could probably pour.

[A]

They'll probably charge you $50 for an extra thing of honey.

[B]

No, they just give it to you.

[A]

They charged a million dollars for each ranch.

[B]

Oh, that's. Yeah, that's different. The ranch is absurdly constant. Oh, I wanted some of the cheese and got none of that. The cheese.

[A]

Come over here. Where's it for?

[B]

Have you guys seen how beautiful this is? I don't know if they're missing out on, like, I showed them. Oh, you did?

[A]

Yeah, I think so.

[B]

Let me show you once more here.

[A]

Let me uncover some cheese for you, my friend.

[B]

No. Maybe it was worth the drive out.

[A]

Bry.

[B]

What?

[A]

This is for you.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Look at that pocket.

[B]

Oh, my God, are you wet? Yes.

[A]

Get it, girl.

[B]

I always have been.

[A]

Here, you can use this fork.

[B]

I forgot how good this picket is. Like that. I know. They're doing it. They're doing it right.

[A]

Did you wipe some cheese off?

[B]

It was a little too much cheese. Oh, my God, what a weirdo. That is where all the cheese was hiding. Okay, if you guys came back, what are you getting out of everything we had first? Like, what is your. I mean, I love the classic sliders. That's always my go to. But the. The nuggies were really good. The one specifically for me, I like that it doesn't feel over seasoned to me. Like, even the chili's mozzarella stick just felt like it burned your tongue. Spice stuff. Yeah, this is seasoned really well. But also like, it has. Oh, it's good. I'm a big fan of this buffalo Mac and cheese. Oh, yeah, that is fantastic. You're right. Very good. But not that I'm going to order it again, but. But it is good. It's nice that you have the fries that get soggy with the Mac and cheese and the chicken. So the fact that my boyfriend doesn't like Dave's hot chicken means I should break up with him, right?

[A]

Uh huh.

[B]

What does he not like about it? I don't know. We tried the sliders and he. He didn't like it and I was like, oh, is he jealous? Like, this was nice while it lasted.

[A]

Does he have food vendor envy?

[B]

Maybe cuz he sells barbecue. He's like, this is. Delish. I mean, look at that. I'm sorry. Oh, sorry.

[A]

Look at that. So Chris, are you guys getting engaged?

[B]

We're constantly on the verge of that or breaking up. Who's to say? Whoa. Oh my gosh. You need to drop drama today.

[A]

Spill the tea in the G. What

[B]

is it this weekend? I love and hate him so much.

[A]

Oh my God, you're already married.

[B]

You sound like a postpartum mom. Welcome, Spencer. I'm writing a book about how much

[A]

I love my husband.

[B]

But so far it's just. Hey. It feels like something, someone being forced in that situation with you. She. I was like, that's. I'm doing it because I want to. I was like, that's really sweet sentiment. And then she starts reading it to me and I was like, so far this is all hate. She goes, it wraps around to love eventually.

[A]

I haven't finished it yet.

[B]

Right? Yeah, right. And the final chapter is really gonna wrap up. Yeah, like everything.

[A]

Like the last sentence or like word.

[B]

And by the way, I also love them. Is there any more of the Mac and cheese left? I just want to try it again. Was there cider? Crazy juicy. Yes, it burnt. It was so juicy. Whoa. Like the juice blurt into my mouth. Yeah, and burnt meat. It was so good. It's kind of sick.

[A]

A splurt burnt.

[B]

A splurt burnt.

[A]

Oh, that's the buffalo fries.

[B]

Can you believe it? Wow. So then the fries get dipped in the buffalo sauce too. Oh, it's so good.

[A]

What's the vibe?

[B]

Their Mac and cheese is good. The vibe is great.

[A]

These are high vibrations dopers, Vaughn.

[B]

You might like the best way. Uhhuh.

[A]

Stouffer fox.

[B]

Dude, Stouffer is so good.

[A]

I love Stouffer's microwavable lasagna.

[B]

Oh, the lasagna's good too. The Mac and cheese. Their Mac and cheese is just like cheesy mush. And it's delicious. Is there any more hot honey nuggets? If there's not, it's okay.

[A]

That was such like a desperate ride.

[B]

Like ask. Yeah, there are, I think. What's everything There. Oh, yeah. Let's see what we have going on. Oh, there are. Oh, boy. Oh, wow. You can smell the honey. Just opening the.

[A]

Are these alpaca kids?

[B]

Borderline.

[A]

They're like a pack of one bees.

[B]

Moving. They're moving in.

[A]

Uhhuh.

[B]

Wow. So you and your boyfriend are happy this week or not happy? This week was good. Last week was breakup.

[A]

What were we breaking up over last week?

[B]

I met up some. Oh, remember the Santa Monica thing where I met up with friends and drank? I would have broken up with you too. You went to the ER room after getting drunk and now you're dating one of them. No. Was he mad that it was with a person or that you got blackout drunk? See? Okay, if he was mad that I drank when I shouldn't have, which I shouldn't have acknowledged that. That's my bad, and I apologize for that immediately. But if he was mad about that, I'd be like, you're right. Temperature is too high. Your camera's still too hot. I. It would have saved him. I was just gonna say then he's totally in the right and the end. Right. But he started, like, acting like he doesn't trust me at all as a person, being very weird and, like, getting mad about things that have nothing to do with that and, like, things he's been holding on to. Just the fact that I had fun with friends was an issue, basically. Wait a minute. And, like. Yeah, well, I'm happy it's good this week. Thank you. I guess that's our sign from God that it's time to go. Thank you guys so much for watching and enjoying the sip. I really enjoyed Dave's hot Chicken. If there's. Is this, like, a nationwide chain all over the place. Oh, shit.

[A]

Thank you, Aubrey. Graham.

[B]

Where have I been? In Calabasas. Okay. Where? They don't exist, I guess. Thank you guys so much for watching and supporting our show. Everyone's links are in the description section below, and we'll see you next week. We love you very much. Goodbye. Oh, and that.