Tasting EVERYTHING at OLIVE GARDEN!!! with Morgan Adams & Brooke Barry!

Summary

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The Sip with Ryland Adams: "Tasting EVERYTHING at OLIVE GARDEN!!! with Morgan Adams & Brooke Barry!"

Date: April 22, 2026
Hosts: Ryland Adams (Elizabeth), Lizzie Gordon
Guests: Morgan Adams, Brooke Barry, Chris (friend/producer), Spencer (family), additional family

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Episode Overview

This episode brings together hosts Ryland Adams and Lizzie Gordon for an especially lively group chat with Morgan Adams and Brooke Barry. The group shares a family-style meal at Olive Garden, explores chaotic friendship dynamics, navigates kid and critter dramas, and unpacks the hottest podcasting gossip—especially the explosive Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl controversy. Expect classic "Sip" banter: cranky humor, mutual gaslighting, deep dives into personal mishaps, and side-splitting stories from their lives.

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Highlights & Memorable Quotes

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1. Chaotic Family & Friendship Dynamics

Timestamps: [00:00]-[13:16]

• Sibling Squabbles and Chaos:
  • Lizzie and Elizabeth recall fighting "like we knives heads" after a fun evening.
  • Brooke: "You have been harassing me and nasty all morning." [01:05]
• Friend Loyalty & Bad Looks:
  • Lizzie teases, "I have defended Lizzy throughout every bad look." [01:52]
  • Brooke: "How many bad looks are there?" [01:57]

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2. Pool Party Mayhem, Cooking Fails & Kitchen Drama

Timestamps: [07:08]-[08:45], [34:51]-[38:00]

• The Freezing Pool & The Frog Incident:
  • Chris: "People who froze to death after the Titanic sink were warmer than his pool." [10:45]
  • Brooke: "A frog this big in the pool...knives out, was trying to escape, not drown." [09:37-09:59]
• Cooking Weakness Confessions:
  • Lizzie: "Our parents didn't teach us how to cook... frozen chicken patties, mashed potato mountain..." [08:25]
  • On failed Thanksgiving turkey:
    • "We pull it out of the oven...it was raw." [37:19]

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3. Home Invasions: The Great Opossum Saga

Timestamps: [13:41]-[24:28]

• Animal Chaos:
  • Morgan's harrowing story:
    "I'm sitting there butt ass naked, consuming my snack...out of the corner of my eyes, something darts across the back of one of my couches..." [14:55-15:25]
  • Morgan: "He swears up and down that he has. I let the dogs search the scene for 20 minutes. They find nothing. Except for two tiny poos, which means something's in my fucking place." [16:39]
  • Culminates in: "It's an opossum...sleeping behind Bubs. Bubs and this possum...sucking each other off, 69ing on my couch all fucking night." [23:39-23:50]
  • On keeping the couch:
    • Brooke: "My concern is that she's keeping the couch, you guys." [24:46]
    • Morgan: "Well, I just bought this couch." [24:50]

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4. Household Vermin: Rats, Mice & Dead Mementos

Timestamps: [24:58]-[30:20]

• Childhood #WhiteTrash Snacks:
  • "We were begging for rats...with a plethora of snacks that were just open." [26:14]
• Mouse Proving Missions:
  • Lizzie: "Men came over to tell me that there were no mice in my house...I put a Ring camera in the sink to prove that there was mice in my sink." [29:12-29:22]
  • "A mouse dead in the washer with my skimberly robe." [29:29]

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5. Parenting, Kids, and Jumping Challenges

Timestamps: [31:18]-[34:50]

• Billy’s Jumping Troubles:
  • Lizzie: "Damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can't jump." [32:01]
  • Brooke: "He tries so hard... He thought he was, though. Like, he was proud." [32:29]
• On Shoes vs. Socks:
  • "My entire children's childhood for not having shoes or socks on." [33:39]

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6. Podcasting Mechanics & Working with Friends

Timestamps: [54:45]-[59:40]

• Tech Set-Up Frustrations:
  • Lizzie: "Me and my brother bond over this...We only have one beef...when we're trying to set up these damn cameras and these ladies will not shut the up." [55:56]
  • On working with best friends: "It's just like...I need to tell her to shut up. She comes through the door like, at a million miles an hour, and I'm like, save something for the podcast." [57:15]

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7. DEEP DIVE: Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl Controversy

Timestamps: [61:20]-[81:46]

• Recap & Facts:
  • [61:20] The crew provides a rundown of the battle between podcast titans Alex Cooper (Call Her Daddy) and Alex Earl (TikTok star).
  • "Alex Cooper got a deal for $123 million to sign on Well to Sirius XM...she only offered Alex Earl like $1.2 million allegedly for the year..." [62:02]
• Ethics, Business, & Girl Power:
  • Morgan: "Sometimes I look at the choices that she's making and I'm like, this is lowkey failing up..." [70:01]
  • Lizzie: "Most people who excel in business are by default not good people." [70:58]
• On Exploitative ‘Girl on Girl’ Drama:
  • Lizzie: "Her thing was Alex Cooper came on her story and said, we need to stop the girl on girl hate. Meanwhile, she's the one that started the whole damn thing." [75:10]
  • Chris: "It's hard to be the boss and the talent." [80:31]
  • Morgan: "Her business is entertainment and she's not entertaining." [78:02]
• Where Does This Leave Us?
  • Morgan: "She's the new generations Entertainment Tonight. If you have something you need to go on a press tour about..." [78:26]
  • Chris: "I just don't know if she's a trustworthy source in the way that she panders to whoever's with her." [80:59]

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8. Tasting EVERYTHING at Olive Garden

Timestamps: [86:47]-[108:31]

• Group Arrives at Olive Garden:
  • "We need a table for four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight of us." [87:14]
• First-timers & Traditions:
  • Brooke, Olive Garden rookie: "Brooke just revealed she's never eaten at the Olive Garden before." [93:25]
  • Lizzie: "Every Valentine's Day, dad takes not only Mom. Mom, he takes me, Susie, Grandma, and Mom to the Olive Garden because none of us ever have Valentine's dates." [89:32]
• Appetizer Standouts:
  • Baked ziti, meatballs, spinach artichoke dip, fried ravioli—all receive glowing (and sometimes shocked) reviews.
  • "You crunch and it splats cheese in your mouth." [95:33]
• The Breadstick Method:
  • "You got to split the breadstick and you got to let it meditate in the soup." [99:44]
  • Group parody: "It's marinate, not meditate." [100:12]
• Entrees & Reactions:
  • Chris on Seafood Alfredo: "It's home. It feels like home. It's nostalgic." [104:04]
  • On Gorgonzola steak: "The blue cheese is bold. I would say bold is a good word. It's bold. Yeah. I'll stick with bold." [104:52]
  • Lizzie: "I ordered angel hair pasta with mushroom sauce. It's the best." [105:53]
• Dessert & Satiation:
  • The classic Andes mints and final thoughts: "The bread sticks dipped in their soup...that was a Freudian slip." [107:42]

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9. Meta Moments, Inside Jokes & Podcasting as Family

Recurring Throughout

• Fake Podcast Networks:
  • Lizzie: "I have been presenting the SDPN as a real thing for so long...It's not a real network. That's really funny." [98:14]
• Trust Issues in Media:
  • "She can never have a real opinion... that's what she gave up is her connection to her audience." [81:10, 77:53]
• Admitting Flaws:
  • Lizzie, re: lack of memory: "We have short term memories, so we'll forget it soon enough." [60:51]
  • Morgan: "Her business is entertainment and she's not entertaining." [78:02]

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Notable Quotes (with Attribution/Timestamps)

• “Damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can’t jump.” – Brooke [32:01]
• “If you don't like chain restaurants, you're the problem.” – Lizzie [95:54]
• “People who froze to death after the Titanic sink were warmer than his pool.” – Chris [10:45]
• “Sometimes I look at the choices that [Alex Cooper]'s making and I'm like, this is lowkey failing up.” – Morgan [70:01]
• “We need to stop girl-on-girl hate. Meanwhile, she's the one that started the whole damn thing.” – Lizzie [75:10]
• “You got to split the breadstick and you got to let it meditate in the soup.” – Lizzie [99:44]
• “Her business is entertainment and she's not entertaining.” – Morgan [78:02]
• “She's the new generations Entertainment Tonight. If you have something you need to go on a press tour about…” – Morgan [78:26]
• “That's our love language...that’s just how we have fun.” – Morgan [59:41]

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Episode Structure & Timestamps

| Segment | Timestamps | |------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Opening chaos, sibling/friend banter | 00:00–13:16 | | Pool party/household animal stories | 07:08–24:28 | | Mouse/rat memories | 24:58–30:20 | | Parenting, kids, struggles with jumping | 31:18–34:50 | | Kitchen anxieties, cooking fails | 34:51–38:00 | | Podcast production, working with friends | 54:45–59:40 | | Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl recap & analysis | 61:20–81:46 | | Olive Garden taste test/food reactions | 86:47–108:31 | | Inside jokes, meta moments, wrap-up | Interspersed |

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Tone & Style

The episode is classic "Sip": fast-paced, self-deprecating, humorous, full of pop culture tea, family jabs, and loving gaslighting. The group oscillates seamlessly between irreverent jokes and genuine tenderness, proof that even frenemies and chaotic families can make a meal—and a podcast—memorable.

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For New Listeners / Episode Takeaways

• This episode is an ideal mix for newcomers: food review, personal chaos, and the latest podcast world tea.
• The Olive Garden segment is genuinely enthusiastic—these are real chain restaurant fans, not snarky reviewers.
• The Alex Cooper/Alex Earl breakdown is lucid, thorough, and biting, with both empathy and critique.
• You’ll leave understanding why these co-hosts—however much chaos they bring—work: short memories, shared history, and a willingness to have (and share) the messiest kind of fun.

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Next Steps:

• Watch Morgan’s channel for the companion episode, as teased in the show.
• If you’re hungry, you might just end up at Olive Garden after.
• For “the After Sip” and more chaos, check their Patreon—just don’t expect a functioning link.

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Endnote:
And that's the Sip.

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Transcript

[Lizzie]

You can't expose that. We do that.

[Brooke]

She's become someone and I could really deplatform her with this. Damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can't jump. He can't jump.

[Lizzie]

And nobody believed me. Not a single person believed me.

[Morgan]

I remember when I was spending time with Sally Field.

[Elizabeth]

I'm getting called the police on Just relax. Yum.

[Brooke]

I'm never just doing this for attention. Like there's something wrong here.

[Lizzie]

You got to let it meditate in the soup. When you play Lizzie, you have to have an undertone of rage.

[Elizabeth]

Are we going to trigger people and say tasting the entire menu? That we definitely won't do.

[Brooke]

You're the drama.

[Morgan]

Does your thing.

[Elizabeth]

Say Happy Easter, says Happy Earth Day, period. We are stressing Chris out because I don't want anyone to talk until we're rolling because they're being hilarious. And I'm like, everyone just shut the up.

[Morgan]

You said shut up so gnarly that my brain literally did. It was like I said, yes, sir. And the thoughts left.

[Elizabeth]

That's some trauma you need to look into. Either. I'm a nasty.

[Brooke]

You're the trauma. You're the trauma. You have been harassing me and nasty all morning.

[Lizzie]

Have you started this?

[Elizabeth]

We had such a good time. Is it.

[Lizzie]

Are you doing.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, we're going. We take a second to say hello. Okay.

[Chris]

Right.

[Elizabeth]

We had such a nice evening last night. And we woke up this morning fighting like we knives heads.

[Brooke]

What happened?

[Elizabeth]

We are so angry at each other.

[Brooke]

He happened. No, she happened.

[Chris]

Let's talk it out. Let's talk it out.

[Elizabeth]

She's too many kids and she's threatening another.

[Lizzie]

And Ginger.

[Brooke]

What the. Morgan, you used to be a homie. In my heart of hearts, I liked you the second best after Uno.

[Chris]

That's beautiful.

[Lizzie]

I'm just kidding. Lizzy, I have defended you for far too long. Your feet in Costco is where I draw the line. And that's where I think we should get started.

[Chris]

Are you going to stand for this?

[Lizzie]

No. I have defended Lizzy throughout every bad look.

[Brooke]

How many bad looks are there?

[Lizzie]

One every week at least.

[Brooke]

Oh, she means like metaphorical and physical. Right, Right.

[Morgan]

It's choices.

[Brooke]

It's.

[Morgan]

They're all choices. Really.

[Brooke]

I would say you defend every choice.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Brooke]

I didn't know the buck stopped there.

[Elizabeth]

So welcome to the show.

[Chris]

Where did you think it started?

[Brooke]

I just thought there was buck list.

[Morgan]

You were.

[Chris]

Thought she was buckless.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

No. Yeah.

[Morgan]

Not a buck in tight found.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Right, right.

[Elizabeth]

Everybody, welcome. We have a super collab between Hear Me out and the SIP official podcast.

[Brooke]

I'm calling it the Sip Me Out. No, I'm kind of yucky.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

I have been pitching for months to call it Sip Me Out.

[Brooke]

Oh, you started that. Don't put your tongue out after saying that.

[Morgan]

Does anyone else hear something really raunchy

[Brooke]

and awful with Sip Me Out? No.

[Chris]

What do you hear?

[Lizzie]

Glug.

[Brooke]

Glug. That we're dripping wet.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

You hear it too? Yeah, it's yucky, right?

[Elizabeth]

Well, as we're sitting down, I said, you guys pick your sides more because I'm on the left. And I was like, period. That's me too.

[Chris]

And I sat right down.

[Brooke]

You're on the right.

[Chris]

Chris, start this over.

[Brooke]

Whole thing needs to start over.

[Lizzie]

Both of us have to do this still, just so you know.

[Elizabeth]

Then I start barking at Chris like, just roll.

[Lizzie]

Who cares what we look like?

[Brooke]

Just roll.

[Lizzie]

And Chris is like, well, I kind of care what you look like.

[Elizabeth]

And I'm like, we don't care. So, anyways, they're on our show today. Morgan uploads Fridays, so their. Their portion of this collab is coming a few days later. But that gives you enough time to watch this in full. Go subscribe to that podcast channel, which is just under Morgan Adams.

[Lizzie]

You can take a nap in between

[Elizabeth]

them, and then on Friday morning, you can wake up and watch our collab with them. Or is it coming this week?

[Brooke]

Yes.

[Morgan]

Dang, that's a turnaround.

[Lizzie]

I know, right?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, man.

[Lizzie]

I'm a businesswoman over here.

[Elizabeth]

All right. And Brooks, like, our. Maybe our first guest that isn't a family member.

[Brooke]

Really?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Chris]

How you guys honored to be here,

[Lizzie]

fresh from Dallas, Texas.

[Elizabeth]

We don't really do guests here, so. Welcome. We do family, so here you are.

[Chris]

Thank you. I love. I love every minute of this already. I feel right at home.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, so you went to college in Malibu?

[Chris]

Yes, I went to Pepperdine in, like, from, like, 202017 to 2020. And during that time, I was working at Soul Cycle Calabasas. Rest in peace. And I said, Ms. Morgan, up on a bike one day, and the rest was history.

[Elizabeth]

Crazy.

[Lizzie]

We met in the wild.

[Chris]

In the wild.

[Elizabeth]

Brooke might be one of your only friends that you still are, like, super in touch with from your LA days.

[Lizzie]

Correct.

[Chris]

Yeah, my only one too.

[Lizzie]

So when I come back here, it's not like I'm like, oh, I need to call up this friend that I had once upon a time. I don't have anyone to call here.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I only have two friends, and you're looking at one of them.

[Lizzie]

Well, I only have three friends and you're looking of them.

[Brooke]

What about Austin?

[Lizzie]

Well, he's like our straight brother, you

[Chris]

know, different kind of category.

[Brooke]

Straight, different, different, different.

[Lizzie]

He's a good time, though.

[Elizabeth]

You grew up in Chicago, but you're now in Dallas. Dallas. And you love Dallas.

[Chris]

Love Dallas.

[Morgan]

Are you a big American girl doll? Girl?

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Chris]

You know, that's so funny you say that. I did grow up. Which one do you think I was?

[Lizzie]

Julie.

[Morgan]

Oh, Julie's new.

[Chris]

Julie was really cute.

[Morgan]

Julie's new. That's some new generation.

[Chris]

You know which one I was that I was kid. You know who I loved, though, is Nelly, and you kind of remind me of Nelly.

[Morgan]

Nelly.

[Chris]

Nelly was his friend and she had the red hair.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah, she had like a little red bob. And that was my favorite one.

[Elizabeth]

So this is getting too straight for me.

[Lizzie]

Our family wasn't in the tax bracket for American Girl dolls.

[Morgan]

I also. I. I was a child in the 90s.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

So I had a different. I had different women in my American Girl dolls.

[Chris]

I was 98. So I like you, miss.

[Morgan]

So you were there, like, after. Like, right after Josefina.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Started getting modern. Right. I also had Josefina.

[Chris]

The one with the braids.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I got you. I was into a doll with braids.

[Lizzie]

Oh, okay.

[Morgan]

But I started with Samantha.

[Chris]

I love Samantha.

[Elizabeth]

We'll get to our guests of honor, but I do need to recap our hatred for each other. This.

[Morgan]

I actually thought it would be really funny if we asked Brooke and your sister to. And read our text messages.

[Brooke]

Lizzie, I don't think these are supposed

[Elizabeth]

to be public things.

[Brooke]

Oh, I do.

[Elizabeth]

Fine. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I'm definitely.

[Elizabeth]

Where are we starting?

[Brooke]

Where are we starting, indeed. This year. How long do you have?

[Lizzie]

I think we should be scrolling back far.

[Elizabeth]

We should start with after the picture of your sons, which is an adorable photo.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we'll start with I believe I left.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Okay, so Morgan gets my phone, and so you're reading. You guys are both reading blue because you have.

[Brooke]

Oh, that picture.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're going to scroll past some

[Brooke]

tandem feeding stuff, too. Get ready.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, just skip the photos because it doesn't matter how nasty our fights get. There's sprinkled in photos of children.

[Chris]

Y' all are siblings.

[Lizzie]

Does it start at, I believe I left my syrup at your house? Okay, that's where we're starting. This is where it goes. Don't forget, when you. When you play Lizzie, you have to have an undertone of rage period. And you scream Shane might get mad because.

[Elizabeth]

No, it's fine.

[Lizzie]

But we have. We have office neighbors. But you can. Because she.

[Brooke]

I only recently learned the landlord has received legitimate complaints.

[Elizabeth]

Maybe.

[Brooke]

Is that real?

[Chris]

It's none of your business.

[Brooke]

So you guys need to get over

[Elizabeth]

it before we jump into this. Yesterday we had an epic pool party extravaganza at my house.

[Lizzie]

It was really fun.

[Elizabeth]

Four babies. Brooke, my mom, Lizzie's dad, all the families combined. Joe attendance. I've seen Joe twice this past week and he's really starting to taking a liking to me.

[Morgan]

Unfortunately, he has.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Morgan]

All right.

[Chris]

An ally against you.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Can you believe.

[Chris]

I can't believe I'm alone.

[Morgan]

I'm an island.

[Chris]

That's terrible.

[Elizabeth]

We wake up this morning and Lizzy

[Chris]

says, I believe I left my syrup at your house. Do you mind bringing it to work?

[Lizzie]

You just the letter. You left everything.

[Chris]

I literally also left my shoes. But I really want my syrup back.

[Lizzie]

With 1400 cooking sheets.

[Brooke]

The amount of cooking sheets this bitch

[Chris]

brought to my house, that's an exaggeration. But I also want those back.

[Lizzie]

Well, you did bring more cooking sheets to my house than I own. In total.

[Elizabeth]

Wrong.

[Lizzie]

Than.

[Brooke]

He has no cooking sheets at all, by the way.

[Lizzie]

No, we don't cook.

[Brooke]

One would be more than he has.

[Lizzie]

Our parents didn't teach us how to cook. So maybe instead of having a problem with us, you should take it up with our mom and dad. Because all we got was frozen chicken patties, mashed potato mountain poured over gravy. And my mom would say, it's a volcano. That's where I loved it. I have no complaints. But that's the cuisine we grew up on.

[Brooke]

But that's as fuck.

[Lizzie]

But there was never a multi pan dinner.

[Chris]

I would say you should just be thinking, you're fucking lucky stars I didn't file a police report after your fraud attacked my son. Good day to you.

[Lizzie]

With photos of a baby on a boob.

[Brooke]

Two babies. Are you breastfeeding both? Both are eating.

[Elizabeth]

Her five year old is still breastfeeding her.

[Brooke]

Five year old.

[Lizzie]

You are not invited back. Period.

[Elizabeth]

She isn't. She's going to throw such a good celebration. So many good times had. And then wake up being a bitch. She's not coming back.

[Chris]

We don't really want to come back to your freezing fucking pool and rapid amphibians capital.

[Lizzie]

Okay, okay.

[Elizabeth]

A little backstory. I thought I had heated the pool to 85. It was fucking freezing.

[Chris]

Also backstory, there was a.

[Brooke]

A frog this big in the pool. The frog attacked my son, lunged at my side, knives out, was trying to escape, not drown.

[Elizabeth]

And so Joe's sitting in it. All of the kids, Jet, Max, me, Morgan, Joe and Billy are sitting there pointing at it. And the frog jumps on Billy. And Lizzie's like, that.

[Brooke]

Frogs on Billy. And Joe's, like, right at him. It was personal. Did you see that? Did you see the frog? Joe was totally amping it up.

[Chris]

I saw the whole thing.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so the dyslexia is really coming through here. Okay, I hope one of your other mom fiends has a pool and that it's hot.

[Brooke]

Yeah, me too.

[Elizabeth]

When I rage text, there's no spell checking and I don't look back.

[Brooke]

Don't try him.

[Lizzie]

In defense to Lizzy, the pool was a little bit cold, but you did. If you warmed up to it, it was okay.

[Brooke]

Backstory. This bitch texts me for 48 hours.

[Morgan]

Should I heat my pool?

[Brooke]

I'm thinking about heating my.

[Lizzie]

I was teasing you.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Can I get there? The pool cold as.

[Chris]

You didn't even get in it.

[Brooke]

People who froze to death after the Titanic sink were warmer than his pool.

[Lizzie]

Isn't that such a great movie?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Watch it.

[Brooke]

That's not true. I just haven't watched it yet.

[Morgan]

Do you think it's fake?

[Brooke]

So fake.

[Elizabeth]

Spencer hasn't seen it either.

[Lizzie]

Titanic thinking is fake.

[Chris]

No, it's real.

[Lizzie]

I promise.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Lizzie]

Oh, the movie.

[Elizabeth]

So then I was like, okay, the pool is chilly. Morgan, can you turn on the hot tub?

[Lizzie]

Oh, well, don't ask me to do anything.

[Elizabeth]

And she turned on the pool heater instead of the hot tub. So then the hot tub just stayed cool. Too cold.

[Brooke]

They kept saying the hot tub was gonna be warmer, and it just was not.

[Elizabeth]

I told you to save face with me about that, Joe.

[Brooke]

That pool was freezing.

[Elizabeth]

Did you stand up for me?

[Morgan]

No.

[Lizzie]

It was my fault that the hot tub didn't ever get hot because I thought it was on. Granted, it's an app that's very confusing. And you have to turn on a lot of different toggles.

[Morgan]

Yeah, they need to simplify all of that.

[Elizabeth]

We need to move.

[Chris]

He said.

[Lizzie]

Oh, on. You're nasty. I'm keeping your syrup. You are. As your. By the way, don't bother coming today. I have other people to pod with now.

[Brooke]

Oh, my God, my syrup back.

[Chris]

All caps, by the way.

[Lizzie]

I thought we had fun yesterday, but now you're just capital nasty. What kind of gum do we need for Wayne Brady? If you have a Honey Love product, can you bring it? They want a visual, if possible.

[Elizabeth]

I bet she didn't bring that either.

[Brooke]

It's on, bitch. Can you see it? No. If I wasn't wearing events, that would have been a lot more powerful.

[Elizabeth]

Lizzy was doing an off camera story last week, and then I said, bring it on camera next week. And she goes, but there's a prop. So I said, make sure you have your prop. She didn't prepare her prop.

[Brooke]

What are you talking about? I told you the whole story.

[Elizabeth]

No off camera. So I said, you're bringing it together.

[Brooke]

It was. It was a private story, but I suppose.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, that. We'll get to that later.

[Chris]

Minty stick that has the extra mint speckles in it.

[Lizzie]

Okay, grab that then.

[Chris]

Are you kidding me?

[Lizzie]

Are you kidding me? We're fighting.

[Chris]

Middle finger emoji. Just for the record, this is why I like Uno more than you.

[Elizabeth]

He has bad joints. No, it was more like he has bad joints and you like him more than me.

[Brooke]

Literally. It was so rude when I read it to. I was like, I can't believe that he's out bullying his fucking dog to back it up. Yeah, he's out of his mind.

[Lizzie]

And then he softens a little. It is sweet how nice Joe is to my dog.

[Elizabeth]

Then I was thinking about, you know, and Joe really is loving with my dog.

[Morgan]

Joe loves your dogs.

[Brooke]

Now we have to get a big dog.

[Chris]

Lizzy says he won't shut the fuck up about Uno and how good he is. We have two perfectly rotten dogs right here and an opossum that means nothing to him. And scene.

[Lizzie]

You know what? I do have to point out? If you're so worried about the frog in the pool, why aren't you so worried about the possum in your couch?

[Morgan]

Morgan, I literally set my house on fire and I'm homeless.

[Lizzie]

Now you can live with me. I've been pitching this for a long time.

[Morgan]

No, I know.

[Lizzie]

Imagine I planted the possum so Lizzy has no choice other than to move in with me.

[Chris]

I watched you do it.

[Morgan]

That would make me feel so, so much better.

[Elizabeth]

She was texting us. Maybe the night. Yeah, Friday night.

[Chris]

Like, there's a mouse in this house.

[Elizabeth]

Well, you could take over. It's your story.

[Morgan]

Well, on Friday night, as you guys know, I'm excited for your friends and neighbors, the show that comes out on Friday nights. And now it sucks. But I still am living for it, okay? And my ass has been consuming at least one to two bags of peanut M&M's a day and a Heineken.

[Brooke]

Zero.

[Morgan]

So I'm sitting down.

[Elizabeth]

Is a Combo.

[Morgan]

I. It's. I can't live without it. I literally can't. I'm like, I need it.

[Lizzie]

You in a fold out chair in your backyard, cracking the Heineken, zero peanut MMs everywhere, falling all over the titties.

[Brooke]

I'm literally butt ass naked. Like C section shelf in full swing. Pubic hair everywhere on the couch, towel on my head, suckling down a fake beer, and kids on both tits. No, no, they're asleep. Oh, good.

[Morgan]

This is. Yeah, this is mama's time.

[Chris]

You're a good mom.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

See this?

[Brooke]

So I'm sitting there butt ass naked, right?

[Lizzie]

What if James walks in?

[Morgan]

He doesn't come in after nightfall.

[Lizzie]

Okay?

[Brooke]

He's a vampire. Until she.

[Elizabeth]

Until she goes outside.

[Morgan]

Yeah. So I'm sitting there butt ass naked, consuming my snack of husband, pants off,

[Elizabeth]

shirt on, Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. No sex, though.

[Morgan]

And for some reason, I'm alone in this moment. And the back door's open and Icky's outside. I don't know where the fuck Joe is. And I'm like chugging my M&M's and like sipping my beer. And out of the corner of my eyes, something darts across the back of one of my couches and I. And Bubs is sitting right on my leg and he turns and goes. And then whatever was on the back of my couch falls off, thuds on the ground, and the curtains wiggle. And I was like, she's texting me,

[Lizzie]

please, God, be awake.

[Elizabeth]

And I was like, what am I gonna do for you?

[Brooke]

Like, what's the right. What's the matter? My knee jerk was like, I have to call Ryland. I need Ry. In this moment, someone got Ry on the phone.

[Morgan]

I'm whisper screaming for Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, who never responds because God knows where his ass is at.

[Chris]

Why would he.

[Lizzie]

He's like, this is the thing he's creating.

[Brooke]

Yeah, he's always trying to go to the bathroom. I'm like, girl, you don't get the opportunity to try. Not in this house.

[Morgan]

You only get to go when there's no other option. No one's trying to go to the bathroom in here. Everyone's trying not to their pants. That's what you get to do now

[Lizzie]

that children sitting there for so long.

[Morgan]

Dude, he came out. He came at me the other day. He's like, I'm gonna go. I'm trying to go to the bathroom. I was like, no, what? I started laughing so hard and tears

[Brooke]

running down my face.

[Morgan]

He's like, no, I'm doing These squats, right? No, you don't get to try. You don't get to squat until you go to the bathroom. You get to run to there before you have no other options. And until that time, you're a father.

[Lizzie]

You got to be groundhogging you before you go.

[Morgan]

Okay, so I'm whisper screaming for Joe. He's nowhere to be seen. He finally comes in. I'm butt ass naked. There's something in my house. I'm like, we're fucked. Icky comes in. They tear apart. Like, I have a love sack couch. So every piece comes undone. I said, you open every fucking piece and you shake every piece out. And you look up in every piece. He swears up and down that he has. I let the dogs search the scene for 20 minutes. They're hot on something, but they find nothing. Except for two tiny poos, which means something's in my fucking face.

[Elizabeth]

Vermin.

[Morgan]

Vermin for sure. Vermin for sure, for sure, for sure.

[Lizzie]

Vermin.

[Elizabeth]

I said, burn it.

[Brooke]

But I'm glad. Honestly, I was shocked.

[Morgan]

He said, vermin.

[Elizabeth]

And then, what, is she smarter than me? And I was like, no, we got

[Brooke]

to bring the IQ back down.

[Lizzie]

I heard, burn it. And then everyone started saying something different. Yeah, I would have burned it, too.

[Brooke]

No, I literally was going to burn my fucking house down. I was crying. I was like, this is not it.

[Lizzie]

Oh, Lizzie.

[Morgan]

So then I obviously didn't get to watch your friends and neighbors and did not get my massage. I went to the bedroom.

[Brooke]

I said, can you come in here and rub my feet?

[Morgan]

And he said, okay.

[Lizzie]

Pubes out.

[Morgan]

Pubes always out.

[Brooke]

They're out right now. Like, obviously I have no control over them at this point in my journey

[Morgan]

across this earth towards heaven. Cut to the next day. Everyone's like, you're so stupid. Like, you're. You're the drama. Like, you're so dramatic. And I'm like, I am not. I'm literally just a literal girl out here speaking literally, period, all the time. And it's nap time again, so my children are asleep, and I'm once again

[Brooke]

enjoying my favorite stack, a bag of peanut M&MS. And a Heineken.0.

[Morgan]

However, this time, I have some clothes on and I'm sitting on a different couch. And this couch, in my mind moves a little bit.

[Brooke]

Like I feel something moving within the couch. And then it's go. I go, no, you're being the drama. There's nothing in this couch. It was the other couch. The men in your life. Nothing's moving in there. There Nothing's moving in there. You're a dumb bitch. It's in your head.

[Morgan]

Two seconds later, icky starts clawing at the couch and barking obsessively. And I'm like, he is indicating that something is in here. Something is in here. I go into Joe's hoarder office, and I start kicking him while he's, like, on the floor.

[Brooke]

Like, you need to get up on

[Morgan]

the floor because there's no bed in his office.

[Elizabeth]

So he just sleeps on the floor.

[Morgan]

He. We have the slumby pads in there, but whatever. Okay, so I'm kicking him. He's like. And I'm like, I need you to get up and defend your family. Be a man.

[Lizzie]

Get the gun.

[Morgan]

No, literally, he goes back to sleep, bro.

[Elizabeth]

In the meantime, I have, like, five missed calls. I'm like, sorry, I'm house hunting for Morgan right now.

[Brooke]

I can't talk.

[Lizzie]

Do you know one of these is on mute?

[Elizabeth]

Chris.

[Lizzie]

Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry.

[Morgan]

We can't risk him asking for help on air.

[Lizzie]

I have a mute trauma.

[Elizabeth]

Well, now I'm scared. Talk. Brooke.

[Chris]

Hey.

[Morgan]

No, I can hear everyone.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, okay.

[Brooke]

Period.

[Morgan]

So then I start texting james, get in the house. Bring your gun. And he comes without his gun because I've. There's no real men in the world anymore. Chivalry is dead. And he goes over and he just starts knocking on the couch. He's just knocking on it.

[Brooke]

Like, I'm like, are you. Are you trying to be polite? Like, what, the chick or cheese? He's like, well, if I was a rat and I heard that, I'd be scared as.

[Morgan]

And it's like I'm passive aggressively texting Joe, I want to rest too, but

[Brooke]

where am I gonna rest?

[Lizzie]

You can cut this if you want to, but we got to the hotel last night, and she. Brooke was like, one of the first things Lizzie said to me today was, I hate my stupid ass husband.

[Brooke]

There's no way I said that.

[Lizzie]

And then he cut to. Cut to Joe bringing the diaper bag to Lizzie and saying, are these where the diapers are?

[Elizabeth]

No, Joe's a sweet man.

[Morgan]

No, Joe's the best.

[Lizzie]

But it's, like, so friendly and nice and lovely.

[Morgan]

If I need to find something, I'm asking Helen Keller before I ask my husband. Right?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Period.

[Brooke]

And this is actually how the syrup fight started this morning, because he was

[Morgan]

like, where's the syrup? Am I just not seeing it?

[Elizabeth]

Anyways, the crazy thing is I ran after you guys with all of your stuff, but you guys were already Gone.

[Chris]

Sounds like.

[Elizabeth]

How did they get two babies in that car so fast and leave?

[Chris]

And you were barefoot.

[Brooke]

I was barefoot.

[Elizabeth]

She left without shoes. Which is just like,

[Brooke]

I do this at every function I go to. I left a bounce house in some bitches house who's moving. And I'm like, let me know how I can help you move. It's like, how about I just don't leave a bounce house? Come get your shit. Let's start there. I'm like, oh, but I can't.

[Chris]

There's a possum.

[Brooke]

I left my quilt there too. That's like a very important quilt. It's my dead aunt betrayed. Well, can you just make sure you bring that to the next spot and I'll see you in a year.

[Chris]

The next spot, 50 minutes away.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, so you're awesome.

[Brooke]

Okay, so I'm tripping balls.

[Morgan]

I'm crying in the kitchen, holding the monitor scream, whispering for Joe. James is still knocking on the couch

[Brooke]

like a good neighbor.

[Morgan]

And then I'm like, whatever. I let Icky. And I'm like, icky's gonna lead the charge because he knows something's in there. He's the only one not gaslighting me.

[Chris]

Smartest man in the room.

[Morgan]

Well, I wouldn't go that far.

[Chris]

But he.

[Morgan]

He is the only man with any proper instincts in this moment. They're not always right, Right, Right. So Icky, I'm like, follow Icky's lead. Start taking the. Put the couch like, the cushions apart. The couch apart. Just follow wherever Icky's going. So Icky's nuzzling down further and further. Bubs is sleeping on the opposite end of the couch, dead ass asleep, doesn't give a. And Icky's just moving closer and closer to Bubs event. And James is just acting like I'm a dumb bitch the whole time. And I'm like, just keep going, keep going.

[Brooke]

He

[Elizabeth]

here.

[Brooke]

I would have answered the door when I knocked it out.

[Morgan]

I'm just like, okay. Then he finally gets to the last rung of the couch, lifts up the back cushion, literally just the cushion, doesn't even look inside it yet, and goes and slams it back down.

[Brooke]

What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? He's like, get Icky. Get Icky in the kitchen right now. I'm like, chew, chew. Get Icky chew. I run to the kitchen. I, like, grab the cheese, like, Icky cheese. I'm just trying to get him in there without moving my body closer to whatever the fuck is going on. And Bubs doesn't give up a.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Brooke]

Joe finally comes out naked. Like, it literally only has, like, underwear on, which is shocking because usually that's the one item that's missing. And he's like, why are you yelling at me for? I've tried to rest. James is like, get icky. Get icky. And Joe's like, oh, my God, something real is happening. And I'm like, I'm never just doing this for attention. Like, there's something wrong here. I don't want any attention. I want no one to see me. I want to have a private moment once in my life, and I never get to have that because we have vermin.

[Lizzie]

What is vermin?

[Brooke]

Vermin.

[Lizzie]

What is that?

[Chris]

Vermin. It's another word for, like, pests you don't want.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Chris]

Critters. Critters. Critters.

[Elizabeth]

And I most definitely said that earlier.

[Chris]

He did.

[Brooke]

So then finally I go, what is it? And James goes, it's an opossum.

[Elizabeth]

I would never know what that is.

[Morgan]

James goes, it's not a toucan, period.

[Brooke]

Sleeping behind Bubs. Bubs in this possum are, like, they were friends, sucking each other off, 69ing on my couch all fucking night. Those toothless freaks. That possum is not toothless.

[Chris]

No.

[Morgan]

That Bubs likes a toothy blow job, though.

[Brooke]

And he hasn't been able to give

[Morgan]

himself one since we removed all of his teeth.

[Chris]

So

[Morgan]

I finally get icky out, they get the possum, and they. The possum in the meantime, crawl underneath the cushions and inside the couch because it's the love sock. They're all hollow. And so James brings the couch cushion out back and has to physically yank that out full blown.

[Elizabeth]

We'll put the video here. She's like, pulling, Pulling.

[Morgan]

No, we won't put the video here. You guys can tune in to my vlog to see real footage, period.

[Chris]

Those toes are long, too, because they hang from trees.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

What?

[Chris]

Yeah. They hang trees upside down.

[Lizzie]

Like Mars.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Yeah, Literally. So you mean.

[Lizzie]

My concern is that she's keeping the couch, you guys.

[Morgan]

Well, I. I just bought this couch.

[Lizzie]

Well, maybe you should.

[Brooke]

I just spent 10 years.

[Elizabeth]

Kidding me?

[Morgan]

No, I'm not kidding you.

[Brooke]

I went out of my way to get myself a nice couch because I have 10 kids and I just wanted a nice place to chill out and

[Elizabeth]

eat my m. We're gonna get called the police on. Just relax.

[Chris]

I think you should tell Lovesac that it came with the possum in it and get a new couch.

[Lizzie]

Loves Hack. Get them on the phone. Lizzie's. Lizzie's couch came with a possum inside of it.

[Elizabeth]

The thing that I think is. I mean, just crazy is there's a mat right in front of the couch. And that's where Ernie lives.

[Morgan]

Yeah, he just. I had to tell the nanny today. I was like, don't leave him alone in here.

[Elizabeth]

Just in case there's a family member.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I was like, because you might come out and he might be cuddling an opossum.

[Lizzie]

Well, you know, I don't know if. Was it public information that Shane's house was infested with rats and that's why you guys moved?

[Elizabeth]

Well, that's not the only reason we moved, but it's been cleaned up. We lived on the hillside and they did, like, because it's on the hills. There's trees over. So then they found their way through the chimney and then back into the cabinets. One day, like, I don't know if it was you or me. We opened. They were like full size rats. And we just, like, ran out of the house screaming. And I was in such a panic, my car ran out of gas on the main street. I was like, making a left turn on, like, busy street. And my car's just like.

[Lizzie]

We had.

[Brooke]

I was like, there's rats in my house.

[Lizzie]

The most white trash drawer that you could possibly imagine. We had a bowl of Suzy cake that we kept in there that was mashed up like a cake pop that we would all take.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, we were begging for rats. We were begging for them. With the way that that drawer was. It was all like a plethora of snacks that were just open. And it's like. But we were constantly in there, so it's like, who needs to close it?

[Lizzie]

And we. Oh, that's was a cheddar rocket face. Anyway, I opened the drawer. There's a rat.

[Brooke]

Rat.

[Lizzie]

Rat.

[Elizabeth]

Huge. Like a daddy. A rat daddy.

[Lizzie]

But we thought it was only one. Come to find out the whole damn family was living in that house.

[Morgan]

Yeah, rats run in packs.

[Lizzie]

You don't think the opossum does?

[Morgan]

No, opossums are mostly like individuals, unless they have babies.

[Lizzie]

What if. What if it's a mother?

[Morgan]

We think that this guy got separated from his mama.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Morgan]

And I'm positive he got in the back door, which was. We leave open for, like, hours at night so that. That Joe leaves open for hours so that icky can hunt. What kind of hunting is that doing if an opossum is walking in the back door?

[Chris]

Right.

[Morgan]

And then blowing his brother?

[Elizabeth]

So where did you take him.

[Morgan]

We took him to the neighbors and

[Brooke]

dropped him at her bushes.

[Elizabeth]

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[Lizzie]

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[Elizabeth]

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[Morgan]

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[Elizabeth]

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[Lizzie]

Damn, did he stutter?

[Chris]

That was impressive.

[Elizabeth]

It's the only one I can do like that, so don't get too impressed.

[Brooke]

I almost started clapping.

[Elizabeth]

I did. Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzie]

That was talent.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Elizabeth]

So how are you guys?

[Lizzie]

Well, I was gonna tell Lizzie to suffer in. Is it solidarity? Not solidarity. What's it? We were trying to figure this out the other day. What's it when you suffer in numbers?

[Chris]

Solidarity.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lizzie]

Isn't solidarity like solo? No, like, I live in solidarity.

[Chris]

Solitude.

[Morgan]

That's solitary, right?

[Lizzie]

Anyway, to suffer in solidarity with Lizzy. I had mice in my house once upon a time, and nobody believed me. Not a single person believed me.

[Morgan]

We're so easily gaslit. And it's like, no, there's German here.

[Lizzie]

Men came over to tell me that there were no mice in my house. And I was pissed off. I put a ring camera in the sink to prove that there was mice in my sink.

[Elizabeth]

And guess what? She woke up. Oh, Do a mouse in the house.

[Lizzie]

Mouse in the sink. And then. Then I put my beloved collection of skims robes. Do you know how expensive this is, charging for one row? But I'm a sucker for it because they're so damn nice. Put my two skim robes that are my favorite thing in the washer. Open them. There was a mouse dead in the washer with my skimberly rope I found. And dad was like, because, well, I had a broken garage, which I had to get fixed because I ran into the garage twice. Different problem for a different day. But now that I've gotten the garage fixed, I don't have mice. But all these men tried to tell me that there was no mice in my house when there was a. In. In fact, a family in my washing machine.

[Chris]

Like, she had professionals come out, and the professionals were like, that just is not real. It doesn't happen like that. And she's like, hey, the corpse. The corpse in question.

[Morgan]

There was a crime scene and evidence stacked against. And they were all like, ma', am, there is no mouse here. Literally, you're holding the mouse by the tail, kissing it on the lips. They're like, no mouse.

[Chris]

You're hysterical.

[Elizabeth]

Only a man.

[Chris]

Yeah, you're hysterical.

[Elizabeth]

And they can honestly make you believe it.

[Brooke]

It. That was me sitting on a couch, wiggling with a. A possum behind my naked ass. He tried to make it crazy.

[Morgan]

The men say, you're crazy. You're crazy. The men, yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Wow. You're baby crazy.

[Chris]

I am baby crazy.

[Elizabeth]

And then after experiencing four babies in the same house yesterday, are you still baby?

[Chris]

I want, like, 10 of them. It was so fun. Your kids are genuinely such pleasures to be around.

[Morgan]

Like, both of us are just him.

[Brooke]

Both of them. No, I was just wondering.

[Chris]

No. Billy was so cute and durable.

[Brooke]

The way out. Billy put his grimy little hands on every window. No, it was his face, mouth and face against the air and blue farts and left chicken residue on every window. Lizzie yells, rylan, your children are making a mess on the window.

[Elizabeth]

And I look over, and my kids are, like, beautifully playing on their bikes, like, in a line. Coordinated.

[Brooke]

My other favorite thing, Lizzie. I'm like, actually, I had to text

[Chris]

my husband about it because.

[Brooke]

Because I thought it was so funny.

[Chris]

Morgan was showing the boys pictures of

[Brooke]

whales and, like, aquatic creatures.

[Lizzie]

I'm trying to get them educated on the ocean since they're going to be moving at the beach soon.

[Chris]

And so Morgan's like, the whales are jumping. Can you jump?

[Brooke]

And Max is jumping, which is a really Insensitive thing for Laurie to bring him in front of my. Billy's moving his shoulders, and he thinks he's jumping, and he's like, neck is moving.

[Chris]

And Lizzie runs up to Morgan and,

[Lizzie]

well, he thrusts up, hits the floor like her splat. It sounded like a sound effect. He's so happy.

[Brooke]

He's like, ah. Jumps up to Morgan and goes, damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can't jump. How could you do this to him? And she's patting Billy on the head,

[Chris]

like, good job, son.

[Brooke]

He can't jump you. He's dead. He's really dead on me.

[Lizzie]

I tried to pick up Billy, and I had a back spasm, bro. He is a dense boy.

[Brooke]

He's full of black matter. He really can't jump, though. He tries so hard. I'm literally crying. He thought he was, though. Like, he was proud. He was so proud. He's so proud, damn it. Every time he falls over so hard.

[Elizabeth]

And then the other day, I was like, maybe if he watches my boys jump on their, like, little tramp. We have, like, one of those, like, exercise tramps. Tramps for kids. Well, like, adults use them, but whatever. They're like, play tramps. And I was like, maybe if he watches Max do it, because Max goes crazy on that tramp, Billy will be able to do it. And Billy gets on and he just starts, like, running.

[Brooke]

He's my baby.

[Lizzie]

We gotta get him jumping.

[Brooke]

At the Jewish preschool started, they were towing. They were going over the plagues, and so what?

[Morgan]

They were going over the plagues for Passover. And he goes to Jewish preschool.

[Brooke]

Right.

[Morgan]

And so they were doing frogs jumping from lily pad to lily pad.

[Lizzie]

He's just dead. He could be, like, a quarterback.

[Brooke]

You should see his calves, too.

[Morgan]

Goes on point those.

[Chris]

He was running on the gravel like it was nothing. And then his feet started hurting.

[Elizabeth]

I went, no shoes, no socks.

[Chris]

No.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. I'm the one that got made fun of my. My entire children's childhood for not having shoes or socks on.

[Morgan]

On. Really? All I did was give you. For putting too many socks on.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, that's what. That's what I mean. Like, she would always be mad at me that my kids had protection.

[Morgan]

But Billy, like, no.

[Elizabeth]

Has never met a shoe.

[Morgan]

He would put his babies in footy pajamas. Their feet are covered. And then socks.

[Elizabeth]

No, I would not.

[Lizzie]

You would, too.

[Elizabeth]

Prove it. Send me.

[Brooke]

I had literally have pictures from when I sent it around to my mom friends and said, look at this.

[Elizabeth]

It'd been a nanny. I wouldn't have done that.

[Brooke]

No, you literally said to me, it's so they can grip.

[Lizzie]

Our family likes to have their feet covered. And what's wrong with that?

[Elizabeth]

When they were first started to walk, like, yes, if whatever clothing they had on didn't have grips, they'll slide all over the wood floor if they don't have a grip.

[Lizzie]

They gotta get the Pilates socks on, Period.

[Elizabeth]

Whatever.

[Lizzie]

Our family is very specific about our socks.

[Brooke]

Billy's a shoe guy, though, because I'd let him walk out of the stroller on our way home from our nightly walk, and he had no shoes on.

[Morgan]

And he literally stopped walking and went, shoes. And I was like, you're right, buddy.

[Brooke]

You should probably have shoes on right now.

[Morgan]

Probably.

[Lizzie]

It's a cry for help. He wants some shoes.

[Morgan]

It was.

[Elizabeth]

Or he wants you to wear shoes.

[Morgan]

No, I'm fine.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, he told you the whole time they were over yesterday. Like, Lizzy very generously, like, pre prepared a meal, and then once we got to my house, her dad took over and he was in the kitchen really, like, finalizing the deed.

[Morgan]

Are you gonna pick a fight with the only person that has your back?

[Elizabeth]

Well, and I. The whole. Every time I walked into my kitchen, he just said to learn to cook. But it was like, with disappointment and such, like, matter. With such, like, a matter effect about him that it was like, he was like, you must learn to cook. And I was just like.

[Chris]

It was statement, not suggestion.

[Elizabeth]

I won't, I won't. And then I go into my spiel, which is always like, my husband's gonna.

[Brooke]

Chris, you know, my son can't cook.

[Elizabeth]

And I was like, it doesn't matter because, like, my husband's gonna order something anyways. I'll just end up eating that. And it's like, then we have, like, a mess and food that nobody ate. And then I'm like, your food was so delicious. And I was like, that was really nice. Maybe I should start cooking. And then you leave a disaster. Like a three hour cleanup. And I'm like, oh, this is why I don't cook. Like, this is hell. It's like, it's not worth the four hour cleanup.

[Morgan]

You are so welcome for that mess.

[Elizabeth]

No, no, it was so fun, but, like, I'm not gonna do that every night.

[Morgan]

Absolutely. I will say it is annoying, period. Yeah. But it's also like, that was a worse mess because there's like 15 people eating instead of three.

[Lizzie]

No, it was really good, though.

[Elizabeth]

And her chicken was so.

[Lizzie]

It was so juicy. It made me want to go to Medieval Times and Eat it with my little fingers.

[Elizabeth]

And then I did feel like I was depriving Max from something because he was gnawing on that chicken bone. Like handheld babies do love that you can.

[Morgan]

And you don't have to make it. You can just order it.

[Elizabeth]

I guess that's true. Like, I'll give him chicken, but I've never, like, handed him the bone. And I felt like, oh, my gosh, he's been missing this. This his entire life.

[Morgan]

Oh, they do. I don't know what it is, but they like something primal in them. They go caveman. Jet did want nothing to do with it. He was like, carrot. And I'd give him a carrot and he'd just put it on Max's plate.

[Elizabeth]

He was chewing on the onions. You like prepared onions with the carrots, like, munching. And I was like, okay, brother, if that's what you want to do, go for it.

[Lizzie]

You know, we did try to cook once because we were gonna have Shane's family to their house for Thanksgiving. This is when I was staying there, cuz I back spasm. Yeah. So me and him tried to make a turkey. And by. By us, I mean, he tried to make a turkey. And I watched.

[Elizabeth]

I had high hopes.

[Lizzie]

He was really proud of his turkey. And then we pull it out of the oven and Shane just looks at us with such disappointment. And then it was wrong.

[Elizabeth]

It had been in there for like three and a half hours and it was raw.

[Morgan]

I feel like turkeys famously have to cook for days.

[Lizzie]

It was really bad, but he saved the day. And he secretly, without shaming us, postmated turkey from Denny's. Because it was the only thing open on Thanksgiving. And that was the only time we tried to make a family meal. And that's why we don't do it anymore.

[Chris]

That the sweetest thing you've ever heard?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

She told me that story a while ago and I was like.

[Lizzie]

And I want to cry.

[Elizabeth]

Shane's really good to me.

[Chris]

I love that he did it in secret.

[Elizabeth]

He saves every scenario in his head.

[Lizzie]

He was probably like, these. These incompetent idiots are at it again.

[Elizabeth]

At least they tried.

[Lizzie]

We did try.

[Morgan]

That's sweet.

[Lizzie]

And we won't again.

[Morgan]

We've learned, period, you don't have to cook. I'll come make a mess at your house for you.

[Elizabeth]

Thanks.

[Lizzie]

It was delicious.

[Elizabeth]

So good.

[Chris]

You know what the easiest thing to cook is? Is just a of piece pot of soup. Like you can do that so easy because it's just one pot and you're just Throwing things.

[Morgan]

There's a lot of chopping.

[Chris]

Have you gotten one of those chopper things?

[Morgan]

Yeah, but I'm too stupid to figure it out.

[Chris]

Oh, girl, I'll send you. I'll send you a tutorial.

[Morgan]

I also think now I'm missing pieces.

[Elizabeth]

If you don't, she's gonna hold it against you for three years.

[Brooke]

That's why if you tell her you're

[Elizabeth]

going to, like, gift her something or give her information, she won't ever follow up about it. But she will, three years from not be like, told me she was going to send me an article.

[Brooke]

And she literally, the last time we had a guest that wasn't family, they promised me something. And guess what? It never came.

[Lizzie]

And she still talks about right now.

[Brooke]

You probably should, because I'm right now about to drop that, bitches first and last. You know what I'm saying? All right. No, no, I'm gonna write it down. She's become someone. And I could really deplatform her with this. She's become someone.

[Lizzie]

It was the Aritzia pants, right?

[Brooke]

The Aritzia leather pants. I thought it was me.

[Lizzie]

Lizzie was passive aggressively talking about this girl that promised her Aritzia leather pants. And I'm like, oh, that's something that I would promise someone.

[Elizabeth]

Stop it.

[Brooke]

Weird as. Can we take you to Aritzia?

[Morgan]

I was like, I really like your pants. Those are so cute. Where are they from? She goes, oh, they're from Aritzia. I'll send you a pair. Oh.

[Brooke]

And that's what I thought. I was like, damn, she must be, like, established or something. Like, like, cool, girl. Thanks. And I was like, in the peak of my, like, skinniness.

[Chris]

Like, do you need my size? Like, what do you need?

[Morgan]

No, she didn't. I was like, wow, okay, that's weird. Maybe her people will reach out.

[Brooke]

Because she came with people. She came with a person. Yeah. No, she was rolling with an entourage.

[Morgan]

Right? And so I was like, I'm getting leather pants. Literally for the longest was like, I'm getting leather pants. She's going to send the leather pants.

[Lizzie]

Like, I don't need. They're coming.

[Morgan]

They'll be here sometime soon. Five years later, there has never been another fan.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

And there's never been another guest.

[Elizabeth]

I like Jet. I know there never. There never will be.

[Chris]

Don't even worry about it.

[Morgan]

Wrote it down.

[Elizabeth]

There's something about me. I'll promise guests and never deliver. I want nothing to do with anyone.

[Chris]

Well, I'm honored.

[Elizabeth]

Welcome. Wow.

[Lizzie]

You know what's really beautiful is I think that we both, me, our family in general, we're not the most social being. So we each found a social counterpart that will do the hard work for us and report back what they find. And we don't have to do any of the hard socializing work.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

I was telling Morgan last night, it's very like. Like, weird that I found a job where my job is talking. Because in real life, I'm not a talk. Like, you call me. I'm like, I've got to go.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Like, when I see you in person, like, yes, but I'm not going on a press tour about anything.

[Lizzie]

No, we don't cold call. We probably won't answer, period.

[Chris]

And I'm such a cold caller.

[Elizabeth]

And Lizzy will always. She'll find out something happened. She goes, you didn't tell me. That was three weeks ago. I was like, what do you think?

[Chris]

You do the same thing.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And she'll always tell me, like, sneaky things in public so that there's an audience, so that I can't be like, hello, can we unpack that? She's like, I'm gonna try this on. I'll be like, okay.

[Morgan]

He won't put anything in writing, so he won't text me anything.

[Lizzie]

No, they won't give you anything.

[Elizabeth]

I know better.

[Lizzie]

Any. Shane and Ryan won't give you any good juicy tea. Even about, like, simple things. You have to come fly to get the in person scoop.

[Elizabeth]

Do you realize how many people's like, well, I don't have icloud for this reason. But like, iclouds get hacked and then messages get leaked. Or like, you go to court and your messages get leaked. I'm just like, I'm not trying to give anyone the ammo that could destroy Lizzie.

[Brooke]

Can you imagine?

[Elizabeth]

Don't give them ideas.

[Brooke]

But Morgan will send stuff in invisible ink. As if that's not like, still a paper.

[Elizabeth]

That is the wildest thing that Apple has ever done. Like, that just erases it from, like, the courts.

[Chris]

Like, we call it our whispering.

[Lizzie]

No, it's like, yeah, you're talking quietly. Like, don't say this out loud. Or like, don't open it around your family.

[Brooke]

It makes me laugh so hard. The first time I got one from her, I was like, I can't read this, Morgan.

[Morgan]

It's in invisible ink.

[Elizabeth]

Morgan's like, ask chat GPT how to open it.

[Brooke]

I didn't know. I'm just like, how do I.

[Chris]

You can shake your phone too.

[Brooke]

Oh, really? Yes.

[Lizzie]

Lizzie is so funny. She Will text me and be like, can you put this in chatgpt for me? Are you at a laptop? And I'm like, lizzie, the app is free.

[Elizabeth]

I always tell her it's more work that you're asking other people to do it and then relay your information.

[Brooke]

I do be asking Morgan to ask chat things for you.

[Elizabeth]

You ask me too.

[Brooke]

I stopped asking you.

[Morgan]

Oh, you.

[Lizzie]

It feels like, get the app for free.

[Morgan]

I chat gbt. Now I'm paying for it.

[Lizzie]

You don't even have to pay for it.

[Morgan]

What?

[Chris]

That's the good version.

[Lizzie]

Good one.

[Elizabeth]

You're so stupid. And then I lost my phone yesterday. Like, among the 28 million babies that were around, I lost my. My phone. And so we are looking high and low for, like, four hours to find my phone.

[Brooke]

Vicki's looking under rocks, and then she's like, her hands and knees. We finally got bit by a rattlesn. Looking for your phone.

[Elizabeth]

We finally find frog.

[Brooke]

She's like, don't worry, Ryland. It's fine. I'm just gonna find it, and then we'll deal with this bite. Oh, we don't have to.

[Elizabeth]

We finally find the phone. Lizzy loses her phone, and she goes, oh, your phone will just tell you exactly where it is. Just hit find my in the. Find my. And it will lead you. And I go, my phone's been missing for four hours, and you've been watching me search my. Like, tear my house apart to find my phone.

[Morgan]

Well, your mom had a phone in her hand while she was looking for your phone, so I just assumed that I'm the dumbass.

[Elizabeth]

No, we were doing the old school dumb thing where you're like, it seems like it could be in this room

[Lizzie]

from your fine mind, but now it's moving.

[Brooke]

One of the babies has literally tells

[Elizabeth]

you, like, this direction in 700ft that you're here.

[Lizzie]

You know the other thing that iPhone does? So I met this guy on. On an airplane, and the reason that we started talking is because I sat down, he was watching. Watching the sip on his phone on the plane next to me.

[Morgan]

And I was like, it was a guy.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. It was a guy.

[Morgan]

Did he seem straight? He was so nice. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

He had a girlfriend. His girlfriend picked him up from the airport. I met them all.

[Morgan]

And a heterosexual man was watching us.

[Lizzie]

Yes, very nice, normal.

[Morgan]

Hello, sir.

[Elizabeth]

He had the middle seat, and my mom and Morgan have the side. Oh, you're gonna.

[Lizzie]

You can't expose that we do that.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Lizzie]

Mom?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I thought that was just the way the cookie Crumbles.

[Lizzie]

You can't. Mom and I are so terrible. Mom wants to sit in the window and I can't sit in the middle because I have to pee every 30 minutes and I have pee anxiety. So we book the aisle and the middle, and then I make mom pretend that we don't know each other because how humiliating that we're making a stranger sit in the middle of us so we can each have our preference. It's humiliating.

[Brooke]

It's the worst.

[Lizzie]

It's the worst thing that I do.

[Morgan]

Wait, I mean, one of you wants a window and one of you wants the aisle, so you make a person sit between you.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And that's like a weird king.

[Elizabeth]

That person just so happened to be the victim that day. When was watching the SIP podcast in the middle of that.

[Lizzie]

Anyway, we started chit chatting, and his brother had gotten in a tragic accident in Colorado, which is why he was there, but he didn't have anyone with him. And your iPhone. If you get in a bad car crash, will call 911 for you. And his phone called 911 and it was like, there's been a tragic accident. Please report to this address. And it saved his life.

[Morgan]

Apple chooses the word tragic. Do you have to notify?

[Lizzie]

Well, I don't know exactly what they say, but they call the authorities. They'll give you like a is anybody there? And if you don't push a button on your phone, it'll call the police for you.

[Chris]

Well, you know, Apple Watch has, like, a fall feature, so a lot of people are getting it for, like, their elderly parents.

[Elizabeth]

Chris's goes off when he's excited when eating food. Literally the other day, he's like, just as if I fell and I was like, oh, my. He's just excited about his food.

[Chris]

He's jumping trigger. Sorry.

[Brooke]

Not everyone needs to jump.

[Chris]

No, I'm really sorry.

[Morgan]

He'll make it there one day.

[Elizabeth]

No, no, no. He will.

[Morgan]

He will.

[Elizabeth]

I've never met an adult that can't jump.

[Morgan]

He'll get there, so period. And that's what I think every time

[Brooke]

my kid's not doing.

[Morgan]

I've never met a kid who can't do that. And then I think about it, like, no, but, like, there are kids that can't do that.

[Elizabeth]

But your kid is so advanced in so many ways that, like, who cares?

[Chris]

He's just. He's big. He's so, like.

[Morgan]

I call him my thickums.

[Elizabeth]

He's just dense. Like, yeah. You look at him and you're like, oh, he's a Big kid. But then you pick him up and you're like, where are you storing this weight? Yeah, because it's not like. You're not like, oh, my God, that kid is huge.

[Morgan]

Well, we do also say he looks like Chris Far.

[Elizabeth]

Farley.

[Chris]

He does look like Chris Farley.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Morgan]

Yeah, you should see him in a collared shirt. It's a lot. It's really cute.

[Chris]

He's damn cute.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, should we get to your questions for Brooke and Morgan, or should you do your. Wayne. Oh, my gosh. We have so much.

[Morgan]

My phone is. Okay, never mind.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Morgan]

Nothing.

[Elizabeth]

Who's blowing you up?

[Morgan]

No, I don't. I shouldn't talk about it.

[Elizabeth]

What do you mean? Today's podcast is sponsored by Hungry Root, which I have found a new, new obsession for. Because they do all the grocery shopping for me and deliver the meals to my door with recipes that I can execute for my family and I. And we've all discussed I'm not a huge cooker, but because everything's so concise and right there for me, it honestly leaves minimal mess as well, which is amazing. They've also helped me discover so many new snacks and treats for my kids that I would have never discovered before. And, you know, like, we're always looking for new things that we can give our kids.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Because it's like they get burnt out on something and then don't want it anymore. And what I like is the vast majority of all Hungry Root food is healthy. They have such a consciousness of, like, what we're putting in our bodies. So I can also feel comfortable giving it to my kids as well.

[Morgan]

It's just such a relief to have one less thing to do and to worry about.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And it's nice that, like, I've already mentioned, but not only do you not have to do the grocery store shopping, but you don't have to plan the recipe either. It's just there for you. Hungry Root is so cool because they take into account your health goals, dietary preferences, and your budget to create a custom delivery for each week. They actually learn your taste preference and dietary needs over time, and it gets better and better and smarter and smarter. So they almost know what you want to eat more than you would know what you wanted to eat when you went to the grocery store. So it's really cool that it's tailored to you in that way. And they have over a thousand grocery items like smoothies, snacks, sweets, salad kits, ready to eat meals, and even supplements. Like I mentioned, they have a high standard for food. They screen out over 200 additives, including high fructose corn syrup, artificial sweeteners and preservatives. And they source only high quality ingredients like meat and seafood with no hormones or antibiotics. Plus organic produce and non GMO options. You guys are going to love Hungry Root just as much as Elizabeth and I do. And of course they have a special offer offer for you guys. For a limited time, you can get 40% off your first order plus a free item in every box for life. You can access [e-mail] sip and use our code sip. That's hungryroot.com sip and use our Code sip and you'll get 40% off your first box plus a free item of your choice for life. We asked our Patreon shout out Patreon if you're not already a member. We. Well, it's not in the description section below, but it's just patreon.com Ryan Ryland Adams Ryland Vlogs.

[Lizzie]

You don't put it in the description. I would.

[Elizabeth]

No. YouTube was like suppressing my videos with Patreon links.

[Lizzie]

Do you think that's what's happening to me?

[Elizabeth]

I think so. Oh, probably even on Instagram and every like I try not to link it anymore because it really does suppress it. But this week specifically, we did like a cute Suzy cake taste test last night with the.

[Morgan]

Had Suzy cake without us.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Morgan]

We didn't want us to leave. And then you got Susie cake.

[Elizabeth]

We tasted like the. Well, it's my husband. Husband. He ordered like the entire menu and then we all like sat around the table and ate it.

[Lizzie]

Brook's never had it. He had to give Brooke like a. It's like a ritual to join the clan.

[Brooke]

So I've literally never been party to a ritual of Suzy K consumption.

[Elizabeth]

So that's how we Patreon this week. And the after sip is also already been very fun. What were you gonna say? I thought, did you like this?

[Lizzie]

Oh my gosh. It was. I could tell Brooke was nervous because Shane was like, do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it?

[Brooke]

No, he wasn't saying anything.

[Chris]

It was just a look in his ey guys like you better like this. And the first bite of like what was it? The celebration? It was a little. I. So I hear it was a little off.

[Elizabeth]

It was crumbly. Which a Suzy cake is never crumbly, so I wouldn't know. I think we got like a two day leftover cake.

[Morgan]

Wow, that's crazy that karma would get

[Elizabeth]

you so don't worry. The red velvet was perfect.

[Chris]

That's on your side.

[Brooke]

That red velvet will bring you to your knees anyway.

[Chris]

And it did.

[Elizabeth]

I brought up Patreon because we asked. We source sometimes what we'll talk about on the sip. So we asked for questions for Brooke and Morgan, and Lizzie fielded those. So she's gonna on her best Barbara Walters burning questions.

[Lizzie]

I'm nervous.

[Elizabeth]

Are they not?

[Brooke]

I'm nervous.

[Chris]

My hands are sweating.

[Morgan]

Is this like a Barbara Walters?

[Chris]

Wait, let me close my eyes. Do it again.

[Brooke]

Is this like Bar Walters?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

No, it is.

[Morgan]

What's next?

[Brooke]

Okay, sorry.

[Elizabeth]

I, I, I. I did tell you, but I didn't like it.

[Morgan]

I do a better Barack Obama.

[Lizzie]

No, you don't. That was horrible.

[Brooke]

Yes, I do. Can you not hear it? Look at my thumb and fingers held together. Right?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Chris]

Okay, Yeah, I forgot that part.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, hello. Hello, Barack Obama.

[Lizzie]

I feel your s. Look is Lizzie Gordon.

[Elizabeth]

Do your questions.

[Brooke]

Keep it going. What's next? Wow.

[Lizzie]

You printed these out?

[Elizabeth]

I print my document.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Period.

[Brooke]

We want to be you so bad if you see us do that.

[Elizabeth]

And I have kids. Can you believe?

[Chris]

I can't believe I tell everyone.

[Elizabeth]

Who has a printer. Oh, who is she?

[Lizzie]

Well, a printer that works is a

[Elizabeth]

mirror that is definitely keeping that ink stock.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Brooke]

Don't flex on us like that, please.

[Elizabeth]

On top of it.

[Morgan]

Do you.

[Brooke]

Are you the one doing that? Yeah, sometimes.

[Morgan]

What's next for Padaween? Ask them what they'll do for Halloween.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, she's gaslighting me. She know.

[Brooke]

I'm so happy Halloween.

[Chris]

Potoween is a sensitive subject.

[Elizabeth]

Are you literally doing this?

[Lizzie]

Both.

[Brooke]

You want to stand up and jump or something?

[Lizzie]

Are you going to come with us?

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Brooke]

I was talking to Brooke about this last night. I will.

[Morgan]

You almost had me at Gettysburg, but you missed me with that ghost shit.

[Chris]

Yes. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Well, I was thinking we could set up a green screen and just have a spooky background and a fun costume at my house.

[Chris]

For those of you who have not tuned into Padaween, we went to five different haunted locations in five different states,

[Elizabeth]

and Morgan was acting like us with two children. We're gonna join in on that. And we were like, no.

[Brooke]

Well, we went.

[Chris]

We went to a specific haunted asylum, and it was a. We were like, do you want to just come for this one? But. But it's probably good that you didn't, because it was highly haunted.

[Lizzie]

Well, yeah, I booked a private tour, and she said, you can bring up to 10 people. And I was like, I felt really ashamed telling her that I only have one other friend that was like, bring your families.

[Elizabeth]

And we're like, no, stay away from us right now.

[Chris]

No, it was me, Morgan, and my husband who wore a very heavy backpack, and we went ghost hunting.

[Morgan]

And that's nice that you brought your husband though, because, like, why are you doing that?

[Lizzie]

I can just tell spooky stories and not have to actually go because it is a lot to fly there and bring all my stuff.

[Chris]

And we were throwing around the idea of doing one grand finale of going to one very spooky location.

[Elizabeth]

Can you not find a haunted location in Colorado?

[Lizzie]

There's only one. The Stanley Hotel. And we've already milked that sucker drive between the. Between the family.

[Elizabeth]

Why don't you go to third bridge again?

[Brooke]

We.

[Chris]

We did.

[Lizzie]

We did.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you did?

[Lizzie]

And I couldn't find it. I could. No, we did it on the Patriots. It came out literally like two days ago. And we drove there, got lost. Never made it to the bridge. Made it to Kiowa. We were lost in the middle of the night.

[Chris]

Let's just say it took us till 2:45 to get home. On a school night. It was like on a Monday.

[Morgan]

On a Monday.

[Chris]

And we're driving down a one way road, and it had been going on for, like, way too long. Morgan's like, it's one road. I'm like, okay.

[Lizzie]

Isn't it literally one way road? It's one way there, one way back. I think we crossed some weird vortex where we got placed into another dimension and then we were in like, Castle Rock.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we're not. We're never going somewhere like that with you.

[Brooke]

We could go.

[Lizzie]

We could ask Shane to summon a ghost here.

[Brooke]

Here.

[Elizabeth]

No, they.

[Lizzie]

No, we're good.

[Elizabeth]

We're good.

[Brooke]

Maybe find some place in Texas.

[Elizabeth]

Texas?

[Morgan]

Oh, there's probably hella hauntings in Texas.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah, I bet. Yeah. Cuz when you guys go back and forth. Yeah, you could do that.

[Lizzie]

We could sing them the Ella Langley song.

[Morgan]

When I.

[Lizzie]

You died in Texas.

[Chris]

I can tell she's from Texas. I could tell.

[Lizzie]

Well, I changed it for the ghost.

[Morgan]

Oh, that was really considered an inclusive.

[Lizzie]

I'm trying to include the ghost.

[Chris]

You're so good.

[Brooke]

We used to stand in my backyard and bring a little flashlight and hold it under our faces and tell child reincarnation stories. But no, I'm too scared to do that.

[Chris]

Child reincarnation stories?

[Morgan]

Oh, they spook me out, girl. They spook me out. And Joe keeps saying, Joe.

[Elizabeth]

You guys are so weird.

[Brooke]

You're not.

[Elizabeth]

We.

[Brooke]

And I Thought it was Ryland.

[Chris]

I'm like, there's just no way.

[Brooke]

No. Joe and I used to go out behind the shed in our backyard and

[Morgan]

do it for what, Scaries?

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Chris]

God forbid you have fun.

[Morgan]

God forbid.

[Elizabeth]

God forbid.

[Morgan]

My family can't jump.

[Brooke]

We have to get it out somewhere.

[Elizabeth]

Can joke Jump?

[Morgan]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

Hereditary.

[Lizzie]

You should ask Joe to jump when you go.

[Brooke]

No, I know Joe can jump.

[Morgan]

He has an injury on his leg

[Brooke]

that looks like a shark bite.

[Morgan]

And I thought it was a shark bite. Turns out jumping accident.

[Elizabeth]

So that your family can't jump.

[Lizzie]

Well, our family can't jump.

[Brooke]

Jumping accident. Where was he jumping? Where was he jumping?

[Elizabeth]

I have to pee.

[Lizzie]

Probably in her pregnant so much.

[Chris]

Brooke, where do you think he's jumping?

[Brooke]

He's jumping in our living room. That's the next question.

[Lizzie]

He's jumping all over that. That Cooter that's, like, impressed you.

[Brooke]

If Vicki was here, she'd say, morgan, stop being cooter. Was he.

[Chris]

He was like a male bird trying to impress you with a jump.

[Morgan]

This is. This predates me. The injury predates my existence. Yeah.

[Brooke]

Sort him right.

[Lizzie]

Bl for Lizzy.

[Morgan]

Bl. Okay. My boss told me I have to keep asking you these questions.

[Chris]

Okay?

[Brooke]

Ask some. Ask them what they think the hardest

[Morgan]

thing about working with their best friend is.

[Lizzie]

I can tell you when I'm trying to set up The

[Brooke]

Rylan would probably have said exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. Whoa. What? Blondie?

[Lizzie]

Me and my brother bond over this because we have the same. We only have one beef. And it's the same when we're trying to set up these damn cameras and these ladies will not shut the up while we're trying to set up the lights and the cameras and the camera guard and the road caster and the microphone stand. And Brooke will be on a story. And I'm like, I'm not listening to you.

[Brooke]

I'm just trying to keep you company. I'm just trying to keep you company while you do all of your hard tasks.

[Lizzie]

You know what?

[Brooke]

Me too. I'm just trying to keep him company all the time. And you know what he says? I don't want your company. I want to eat Susie cakes with my other friends.

[Lizzie]

No. That's the only time is when I'm trying to set up the camera, and I'm like, brooke, you know what's beautiful

[Chris]

is I know you're tuning me out. And I keep going, and I keep going same.

[Morgan]

It's like having a diary.

[Brooke]

Let's see I really like you. Yeah, I like you too.

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Brooke]

I said the same thing to my husband when I got home.

[Morgan]

I really like that, bro.

[Chris]

I texted my husband about you, too.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, let's ask him the same question and see if our answer is the same.

[Morgan]

What is the hardest thing about working with your best friend? Oh, it's so hard for him to think of one. Isn't that nice?

[Chris]

Wow.

[Brooke]

Must move on.

[Chris]

Must be nice.

[Lizzie]

What could really grind your gears?

[Brooke]

Probably when I get pregnant, like today.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. But I love it too. Like, it's hard to. That is, like, it makes it a little more challenging to, like, put an episode out every week, I guess sometimes it's just like, I need to tell her to shut up. She comes through the door, like, at a million miles an hour, and I'm like, save something for the podcast. I'm like, I'm trying to work a little bit. Like, I'm trying to get the document and the ads and I'm trying to organize everything. And she's just like. And I'm like, elizabeth, shut up. Shut up.

[Chris]

Right, Right.

[Morgan]

That's so shocking.

[Chris]

I'm really surprised by that.

[Lizzie]

I said, setting up the cameras, and Brooke is trying to tell me a

[Elizabeth]

story, and I'm like. But I've gotten to the point with Lizzie where I'm just like, you just have to be quiet for a minute.

[Brooke]

I did tell Joe the other day

[Morgan]

when we left your house and we

[Brooke]

were sitting at La La Land charging

[Morgan]

the car, I was like, one of the things that I really like about Ryland is that he and I can sit silently in the same room for an extended period of time and not feel weird.

[Elizabeth]

We travel really well together. Like, we. I would say you and I have the most fun at a. In a hotel room together.

[Brooke]

We really do.

[Elizabeth]

Like, we are our best at a hotel together.

[Brooke]

Yeah. I'm only giggling because one time we were at a hotel in Vegas and he was nasty to someone, and then at 5 o' clock in the morning, it felt like both of us woke up at the same time, looked over,

[Morgan]

and he's like, do you think I

[Brooke]

owe that man an apology?

[Elizabeth]

I went real Karen on a manager at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas.

[Chris]

The only time Morgan and I have,

[Brooke]

like, been on the brink of actual

[Chris]

fighting ever was when we were filming Potoween at the Cash Town Inn. It was like motel holiday. We were running on no sleep because we just gone, like, intense ghost hunting the night before four. And we decided that it was the best idea. I mean, the the amount of caffeine we consumed during that 48 hour period, it was. Should be studied by science. It was really scary. And we wound up at a history talk to get into this b. One thing led to another, and we started filming the episode at what, midnight?

[Lizzie]

Midnight in Labubu. Coffee drags. And I was like, brooke, I'm gonna.

[Morgan]

That was a choice voice.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, but that's the only time we've gotten in a tiff.

[Brooke]

And it was.

[Chris]

And the minute the camera started rolling,

[Lizzie]

we looked at each other in our

[Chris]

ass Labu costumes and we're like. And we're okay.

[Lizzie]

Everything's okay again.

[Elizabeth]

Have we gotten in like, a serious tiff since we've been podcasting this morning?

[Morgan]

No, no, no.

[Lizzie]

Well, like, that's just for fun.

[Elizabeth]

That's just how our. We have fun.

[Chris]

I can tell.

[Brooke]

I was having fun.

[Morgan]

That's our love language. No, I mean. I mean, no, I don't think so.

[Elizabeth]

I'm trying to think if we've gotten in an actual like, like, this could

[Chris]

be the end fight.

[Elizabeth]

There's never been this could be the end yet.

[Chris]

I feel like y' all have a sibling relationship, and I feel like those kinds of relationships are very resilient.

[Brooke]

I feel like everyone in our orbit thinks we're constantly on the brink of never seeing each other again.

[Morgan]

Because Joe and I will be out somewhere next, like, oh, Ryland.

[Brooke]

And he'll be like, what did he say?

[Morgan]

I'm like, well, I invited him to

[Brooke]

this thing knowing full well he wasn't gonna come. And now he's texting me that he's livid that he's not here right now.

[Chris]

Well, he has a bunch of pet frogs who assault my kid, period.

[Brooke]

My God.

[Lizzie]

In a cold ass pool, freezing this big ass house. I think that no heater.

[Morgan]

I only got particularly testy when we were trying to get pregnant the first time.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I don't even really recall all that, though. Oh, then forget about, like, testing at me or just in general.

[Morgan]

No, I think just in general. I was hard to be around. Don't worry about it. You can read about it in my book, period.

[Elizabeth]

She is writing a book.

[Brooke]

That's cool.

[Morgan]

Yeah, there's a lot of questions.

[Lizzie]

The great thing about us is we have short term memories, so we'll forget it soon enough.

[Elizabeth]

I will tell a story three times.

[Chris]

I'll like, wake up in the morning, be like, morgan, was I so. I'm so sorry if I was so annoying yesterday. Like, I was talking a mile minute she goes, I already forgot it Already forgot what happened yesterday. Don't you worry about it.

[Morgan]

There's.

[Lizzie]

I have such short memory retention, I can't remember a damn thing.

[Morgan]

That's probably why you guys are friends with us.

[Brooke]

You're the only people who can handle it because you don't remember any.

[Lizzie]

Get it from our mom.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think any of the hot topics are too important, except for if we wanted to talk about the Alex versus Alex, but we could do that anywhere.

[Lizzie]

Well, did you see Alex versus Alex? Alex with an eye is not gonna respond on now.

[Morgan]

Oh, she officially. I thought she was not going to respond.

[Lizzie]

Well, she was on it. This is what I heard. Do you want to recap from what I heard?

[Morgan]

Yeah, I want to know what you

[Lizzie]

heard, because this is the only thing that I'm actively following.

[Elizabeth]

Well, okay. We have to give the quickest, like, rundown ever. Alex Cooper. Alex Earl. Alex Cooper is the one in Target. I was right. Thank you very much.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

There was a beef about this.

[Morgan]

Okay?

[Elizabeth]

They were gaslighting me in Target when I saw her face, and they're like, she's blonde. She's not Burnett.

[Morgan]

No, that wasn't her, though, was it? Wasn't that just a model wearing her clothing?

[Elizabeth]

This is so far.

[Lizzie]

Alex Cooper has clothing in Target. For what?

[Morgan]

Unwell.

[Elizabeth]

For money.

[Morgan]

It just says unwell.

[Lizzie]

Do you remember how bad her drink was?

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

We all thought we were drinking piss water, but yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Alex Cooper call her daddy. Alex Earl TikTok star, famous fighting.

[Lizzie]

Alex Cooper owns the Unwell Network. Unwell Network signed Alex Earl when Alex Earl didn't really know much about podcasting. Come to find out Alex Earl was getting paid pennies for what she should have been making. Making for the fact that she's Alex Earl. So what is being alleged? Alex Cooper got a deal for $123 million to sign on. Well, to Sirius XM to have an umbrella of shows. She only offered Alex Cooper as one of her main three shows.

[Elizabeth]

$1 million is very famous.

[Morgan]

She only offered Alex Earl $1 million.

[Lizzie]

She offered Alex Earl, like, $1.2 million, allegedly for the year. Year, knowing that she was making $123 million. And then Alex Earl's dad went in and was like, well, this is bullshit, because Alex Earl is bigger than Alex Cooper. Yeah, well, and you're just profiting off of our kids.

[Morgan]

And also, Alex Cooper makes a huge deal every time she opens her mouth about, like, women supporting women. And it's like, right? But now you have a really public record of ditching your best Friend who you had a podcast with because she wanted to get more money for you guys as a company. Company and listening to her boyfriend. But then when you break up with her, you take her like, she came up with all, like, she, like Sophia, whatever. Sophia with an F came to call

[Elizabeth]

her daddy back in the day when it was at its like, peak.

[Lizzie]

I was a Sophia with an effort.

[Morgan]

Well, Sophia with an F came up with the word unwell. No, she didn't invent the word unwell, but she was the first one to coin it and use it. And now Alex Cooper is making money hand over over mouth for the word unwell in Target that she's trademarked now. Unwell Network. It's like, that wasn't even your word. Alex Cooper. And she gave her friend all this shit for listening to her boyfriend who literally has like an MBA and worked professionally as a businessman at hbo. And when he realized that the girls were being taken advantage of financially was like, get yours, bitches. And then now she runs a company with her fucking husband. And she literally. Last week we were talking about how she employed Dakota what's his butt. Who's a piece of shit.

[Lizzie]

It's weird that she. She is giving these girls a platform to talk about their abusers and then also giving their abusers an opportunity for publicity.

[Morgan]

Well, a lot of people are calling her an ambulance chaser, like the ambulance chaser of the podcast.

[Lizzie]

The only thing about Alex Cooper is I think it's not like she's begging these people to come holding a gun to their house.

[Elizabeth]

They want to go at.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you can even see the girl in Mormon Wives being like, that would be huge for my career. It's my goal for the next year to be on Call Her Daddy. Like, people. People want to go on the show, so I don't think they can blame her for the fact that people want to come on.

[Elizabeth]

So I heard a few different things. One being that, like, once Alex Cooper signed Alex Earl, Alex Cooper was expecting Alex Earl to show up to all the unwell events. And then when Alex Earl found out she was like, kind of being taken advantage of. She stopped showing up to some of them. That caused, like, one of the first riffs. And then I guess the second one was over the Carl's Jr. Ad, allegedly.

[Morgan]

What's the Carl's Jr. Ad?

[Elizabeth]

They were, I guess, boys both up for it. And then Alex Earl got it.

[Morgan]

But Alex Cooper doing that doesn't make any sense.

[Elizabeth]

Now Dave Portnoy has said that or, like, shared a screenshot where Alex Cooper said, I wouldn't have like, I. She was like, you couldn't make me take that 10 million dollar deal if you like held a gun to my head or something.

[Chris]

Well, the other thing is basically Alex Earl has been commenting and liking comments on all these tiktoks about Alex Cooper. Alex Cooper makes a video basically being like, Alex Earl, I see you, like, knock it off.

[Morgan]

Tell the people what happened.

[Chris]

Or tell the people what happened. And she's like, great, I'm on it. Like, I'm gonna do it.

[Elizabeth]

The thing is, these girls are on two different trajectories. Like Alex Cooper used to be in the space of like, she, her audience was die hard for her personality. She transitioned into being like the Gen Z Oprah. And so now it's her audience.

[Brooke]

Gross exaggeration of her sworn say that.

[Elizabeth]

But it's like, well, that person.

[Lizzie]

Or like a Kelly, like a Kelly and Ryan. Minus Ryan.

[Brooke]

Well, no, she being the new opri,

[Elizabeth]

people are no longer clicking on her show for her. They're clicking based on the guest that's there each week. And she has become the go to destination to be interviewed.

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Elizabeth]

And so like, yes, like you could call her. She's not giving anyone a car, but not yet.

[Lizzie]

Where are the giveaways?

[Morgan]

Where are the giveaways, Cooper?

[Elizabeth]

Alex Earl is going like the personality driven, driven route. She's on Dancing with the Stars, America falls in love with her. She's doing, she has, she's doing a reality show. She's taking the opportunities that people are falling in love with her personality. So like Alex Cooper can't be upset when people are like loving Alex Earl for being a lovable character when she's taken a back seat and her fandom is now a business, a corporation. Rather than like people liking her as a personality.

[Morgan]

Do love Alex Earl.

[Elizabeth]

Everyone does.

[Lizzie]

Very lovable.

[Chris]

I heard that a big part of the controversy also was that Alex Cooper is significantly older than Alex Earl.

[Morgan]

Not too significant.

[Chris]

Well, at the time this happened, Alex Earl was like 22 and Alex Cooper was 28 or 29. And I guess something happened where they went out, Alex Earl got extremely drunk. And then so on brand, Alex Cooper had her do a video where like she was pretending like Alex Earl was giving, like doing something explicit. What the fuck, Posted it while like they were drunk the next morning, Alex Earle was like, take that down, take that down. And apparently that was one of the big reasons why people were kind of up in arms because they're like, oh. Because I believe at the time too, Alex Earl was in or Alex Cooper was employing Alex.

[Morgan]

Alex Earl.

[Chris]

So there was like, no matter what, that's.

[Morgan]

Hold on. I'm like covering chills by that.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so there was this guy who came out with a tick tock, basically saying, I worked it unwell at the time. Here is what the. The tip of the iceberg was. Alex Earl's family, Republican Alex Cooper, outwardly liberal, wanted to have Kamala Harris on her call her daddy thing podcast. Sorry, not thing. It's a great show. So Alex Cooper wants to have Kamala Harris and Alex Earl's dad supposedly comes in and is like, we do not want to be tied to this if you're going to go the liberal route. This is in the weeds, everyone. This is my deep dive. Alex Earl's dad said, if you want Alex Earl to stay in the unwell network, you also have to give the Republican party a fair like platform and you have to offer Donald Trump to come on your show and say his side, not just Kamala Harris.

[Morgan]

Well, does that even line up time frame wise? Because I'm pretty sure Earl was already gone before the presidential election.

[Lizzie]

Well, I think it was in 20. I don't. Well, I'm not the fat. I'm reciting what this guy, his tik tok is Marcos. And it went super viral because he was like, this is what nobody will tell you because the reason that they think that Alex Earl doesn't want to respond, it's if she responds to what

[Elizabeth]

the actual confirming she's Republican.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Can you google the timeframe of that? Google when Alex Earl left unwell and when the presidential election.

[Elizabeth]

Because I will say like, Alex Earl is definitely more likable in this situation. The thing is like, I gotta respect Alex Cooper for what she's built and it would be hard. Like she's, she's. Because of what she's built for herself, she now has a big responsibility and she has this like, she has to kind of act in this high position of green lighting and making tough choices to run this huge conglomerate.

[Morgan]

Okay, I 100 agree with you. And I think that it's really sick and awesome that a young woman has excelled so far.

[Brooke]

Far.

[Morgan]

But honest to goodness, sometimes I look at the choices that she's making and I'm like, this is lowkey failing up. Like, honestly, like it's. I think it's by the grace of God that she got that serious XM deal. And it's not because she was victorious in the call her daddy she created.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, she put one foot in front of the other booked a celebrity guest that booked another celebrity guest that created this podcast to be the, the biggest interview show there is. And so then of course the streamers are going to jump on. She's going to get a partner with Hulu or wherever her stuff lives.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

And so she left February of 2025. Chris.

[Morgan]

Alex Earl left call her daddy in February of 2025.

[Elizabeth]

Well, network.

[Morgan]

Oh, unwell in. In February of 2025.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. So that would make sense because all

[Chris]

of these like presidential debates happened before that.

[Morgan]

Yeah, yeah.

[Lizzie]

But yeah, you can't. Just because Alex Cooper is an amazing businesswoman does not mean that she is by default a good person. Oh, I'm not saying no, but you have to give her credit for what she.

[Morgan]

Most people who are, who excel in business are by default not good people.

[Elizabeth]

And that's the thing though is she's having to make these tough decisions and you do make mistakes. Like, I bet a lot of people have horrific stories about her and on. In that same. Like there's an other side of that where like her and her higher ups at her company are like trying to make the best decision to keep the company going upward, which is people over, which sucks. But you know, like everyone's. If it, if she was a man, they'd just be like, well, yeah, that's what we had to do for the company.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. And it's. I mean, at the end of the day, Alex Earl signed the deal, so she's the one that put herself there. And now what the people of the talk are saying is that the reason that Alex Earl is not going to respond is because her arguments is I was making $1.5 million and that's not enough. Which to the public tik Tok audience, they're going to be like, boohoo.

[Elizabeth]

What she's bringing to the table is she should have been getting like a five to $10 million.

[Lizzie]

Right. But you know that, you know, the tick tock people, they're going to be like, oh, womp womp. Then she's going to have to also say, I am in favor of the Republican Party, which Tik Tok is then going to be like, double boo you. So she's not going to say anything according to the guy that has an insider source.

[Brooke]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

I mean, I had, I hadn't heard the Republican thing, but I had heard about the video in question where she's doing something questionable or I didn't realize it was demoralizing like that.

[Chris]

I think it was just a drama drunk decision And I don't think it was in malice in any way. I think the criticism was more like, okay, Alex Cooper has been at this way longer than Alex Earl, and there was some sort of sense of Alex Cooper was taking more of a mentor role, taking her on under her network and doing those things, and she should hold herself to a higher standard to protect the people that she's kind of putting herself in the position to lead.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And I think that's more the thing with the whole drama, in my opinion, is. Is Alex Cooper has positioned herself to be a leader in the space and a leader for her network and kind of a trailblazer for women in the industry in that way. And I feel like responding to Alex. Alex Cooper, who isn't positioning herself that way. Like, Alex Cooper is the party girl.

[Elizabeth]

She's messy.

[Chris]

She's messy fom. Yeah, 100%. I think for Alex Cooper to call Alex Earl out for being immature when she's young, and that's. That's kind of.

[Morgan]

That's her brand.

[Chris]

That's what people know her as. Like, she's not being fake. That's. That was messy unnecessarily, in my opinion. Like, I understand Alex Cooper is a human and has her own feelings, but keeping that off the Internet, when you've gone away from this is my personality. Alex Cooper to.

[Elizabeth]

I'm a businesswoman, and I understand from Alex Cooper's point of perspective, it's like to wake up and be poked by Alex Earl every day would be exhausting. But that's something you have to channel and just put aside when you're running the business that you are. And she probably should have ran the video by a few more people and been like, we should leave it in the drafts and just let her keep going because we have too much to lose. Because what Alex Cooper has now done is open the floodgates for everyone, including me, who doesn't consume Alex Cooper or Alex Earl to be talking about it on a podcast.

[Lizzie]

Our mom knew about it. That's, like, how big it is.

[Morgan]

It's also only making me think deeper about how Cooper is continually capitalizing on women against women hate crime crimes. Because even when it came down to the Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace o' Malley thing, she's like, I'm going to platform Grace o'. Malley. And I'm not saying that that's what it is, but she definitely thought that she could make a buck off of bringing that girl fight to her. One to her and leaving the other on barstool, which is where she, like, you know what I mean? Like, that's also messy to that point, too.

[Chris]

Brianna responded to Alex Cooper and was like. Because basically Alex Cooper was, from what I saw, upset with Brianna Chicken fry for saying things to Dave. And Brown is like, we're not friends. Like, look what. And I think what it really is, too, is actions have consequences. So Alex Cooper, you can do whatever you want to do in your business. That's your prerogative. You're allowed to make whatever hard decisions you want to make. But ultimately, you can't do that in a vacuum. Like, people are going to have feelings about it. So obviously she did something to really take tick Alex Earl off well.

[Lizzie]

And her thing was Alex Cooper came on her story and said, we need to stop the girl on girl hate. Meanwhile, she's the one that started the whole damn thing.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

It was just a bad move, and I'm sure she regrets it. I'm sure that she's sitting at home like, oh, why? Could I just close my mouth?

[Morgan]

Yes. And I live for it. I think it was. Everyone does.

[Elizabeth]

We're having. Everyone's having a fun time talking about it.

[Morgan]

I mean, it was like. It was so real. Real. And nobody is real. And she just got on there on her balcony and was like, can you knock it off?

[Elizabeth]

It happened. We had just finished filming the sip, and Lizzie's like, you should watch this. Just because it is so, like, it's like, what?

[Chris]

It's out of character.

[Elizabeth]

It is very like, she is just like, what's up, girl? Let's talk about it. Let's.

[Morgan]

You can tell she's fuming.

[Elizabeth]

She's fuming. But it is like it. And that's the thing about the Internet. Like, we want that, and everyone likes that. But then now it's open to the floodgates for Alex Cooper in a way that, like, she can't go back. Go back, and everyone's gonna have an opinion for Earl.

[Chris]

People are looking at her under a microscope, too, and I'm sure neither of them thought that that was gonna happen.

[Lizzie]

Well, I thought it was interesting because in her TikTok, she was like, you're trying to cover up that's online for you. But no one's really hating on Alex Earl. But on Alex Cooper's side, nobody cared about Love Overboard and nobody cared about Unwell games. Yeah. Is she trying to cover up her own ship by then deflecting the blame to Alex Earl, who everybody loves?

[Elizabeth]

I was listening to the lady gang, which I just don't want to like, Take their information and then not say who they.

[Lizzie]

Lady gang.

[Elizabeth]

She's an entertain. One of them is an entertainment journalist. Like she. She's a red carpet reporter. And she was saying it's classic like, like block and bridge or something where you like, you block what's going on and then build a bridge to a different topic in pr. And she was just saying that. I guess what Alex Cooper is referring to Alex Earl is. I guess there was one ingredient in her skincare line that was like that in some cases brings breakouts, doesn't fix breakouts. So I guess there was like that little thing. But by no means was it a scandal or something that needed to be covered up in a huge way.

[Morgan]

Yeah, I don't think that that's Earl's vibe either. She's also always been real and raw on the Internet.

[Lizzie]

I think why people like her. She's like, I'm just having fun. And Alex Cooper's like, I'm a business mogul. I'm the best to ever do it.

[Morgan]

And see. Like honestly, just I.

[Lizzie]

The.

[Morgan]

The quality and caliber of the content that Cooper creates to me is lacking. That's why I'm like, I think she's lucky by the grace of God to have gotten this far because what she's creating is not truly worth consuming. It's like what you said. She got somebody else to come on her show. I came to watch the show because somebody else was there. I don't watch call her daddy unless there's somebody that I give a about

[Elizabeth]

on it dependent now. And that's what she gave up is her connection to her audience. There's no longer younger. She's become a businesswoman, not an entertainer.

[Morgan]

And I. But what I'm saying is. But her business is entertainment and she's not entertaining.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. It's guest driven. She's. No, she's.

[Brooke]

Oh, I mean, no, I mean even

[Morgan]

the YouTube stuff that she's put out, like is she.

[Brooke]

She has.

[Elizabeth]

Well, but she's the.

[Morgan]

It just is.

[Brooke]

Like are you.

[Morgan]

Does. Does anybody give a. Like she had all the Daddy gang

[Lizzie]

isn't the Daddy gang anymore. It's the people who are watching for whoever they care about.

[Elizabeth]

She's the new generations Entertainment Tonight. If you have something you need to go on a press tour about.

[Morgan]

But she's not even doing that because what she's expanded underneath her unwell network is that that reality show on YouTube that nobody give a about and it's got people on it that are really polarizing that usually you'd be Like, I want to watch that car accident. Nobody gives a. That she's crashed her car.

[Elizabeth]

She's.

[Lizzie]

You know what I mean?

[Morgan]

Like, it's just. Maybe I don't need to be so nasty to her, but, like, Morgan's stressing

[Brooke]

me out with her face right now. But let's not forget who called her Alex Pooper.

[Lizzie]

I think I agree with.

[Brooke]

I agree.

[Elizabeth]

I think the rush release of that show was a bad move, like, because it obviously wasn't supposed to come out yet.

[Lizzie]

To sit down with Taylor, Frankie Paul and be like, I'm so sorry for all of the abuse you endured and then give Dakota a paycheck is crazy. Crazy because you don't care about these people. You care about what their face is going to do for your channel. She wants the 1 out of 10 every time on the YouTube analytics, and when she doesn't get it, she's pissed.

[Chris]

But then to the Brianna chicken fry thing, it's. I thought we were cool, girl, like, releasing dms, but between her and Brianna chicken fry, when they were friendly, and Brianna's like, that was two years before you platformed this. Like, you didn't. You didn't care about me in the way that you moved in business. So obviously, our friendship or, like, kind of like camaraderie. Yeah. Like, that's gonna suffer. And so I think that's the thing that's lacking with Alex is it's like, well, I am a girl's girl. And, like, obviously, I'm a girl's girl. I'm gonna have Taylor on, and I'm gonna give her a platform, and I'm gonna have Jesse on and give her a platform. But then at the same time. Time when it's gonna benefit her in business, it's like she has two different brains and then is confused when there's repercussions from the other side.

[Elizabeth]

And that's what's challenging about running a huge business and being the face of a huge business, because you are like, I understand the challenges that she's facing, and she's trying to do her best to navigate it, but then when she opens the floodgates for people to commentate on how she's running her business with this Alix Earl thing, it's like, oh, girl. Because everyone's going to now come out with their horror stories with her production company with her, with their experience with her, and it's like, e. Well, it's

[Chris]

hard to be the boss and the talent.

[Morgan]

I. I also think I'd be less. Like, I think I'D be more on her side if she was creating something that I felt was fruitful in any capacity.

[Brooke]

And I.

[Elizabeth]

Well, she's lost her relatability with. With people.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Like, because when she was back, even though she had, like, a co host in Sophia, she was still like, you're tuning in for their personalities, and she's lost, like, she's lost her. Her connection.

[Chris]

I just don't know if she's a trustworthy source in the way that she panders to whoever's with her.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Chris]

So she's gonna give the same energy to Taylor she's gonna give to Dakota,

[Elizabeth]

because she has to play that game to book the next.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Elizabeth]

She can never have a real opinion.

[Chris]

And I think in today's day, talking about, like, fruitful. That's why certain people will seek out interviewers that maybe are more opinionated and have more of a stance, because you can trust that they're actually going to dig in and stand. Stand for something. Whereas I feel like Alex goes a very neutral route, which is good for booking. But when it comes to, like.

[Elizabeth]

And that's like, what Wendy will, you're either one or the other. Like, Wendy Williams would be like, I'm with the people. I'm for the people. And if that means I get less guests, I'm gonna say it like I mean it. So you either have to be that, or you have to pander and get the big guests right. And it just is what it is.

[Morgan]

I think the panderers tend to fall by the wayside because I do think, like, it's like the cream rises to the top. And if they're interesting and engaging to watch, we will. And if you're not

[Lizzie]

s. What do

[Elizabeth]

we have as a positive note to end the show on?

[Morgan]

Oh, not a one.

[Lizzie]

I love Alex Earl Skincare. I've been trying it, and I feel like it's working. Really? And we hated Alex Cooper's drink. Just saying.

[Brooke]

What do we have that's positive?

[Lizzie]

Well, if you're gonna sell someone something,

[Elizabeth]

still need to eat. So there will be something positive.

[Morgan]

I mean, I could just say I'm pregnant right now.

[Lizzie]

Derpy McLory.

[Chris]

Derpy McLurry to make me jealous right now, Lizzie.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, well, we'll see you wherever we end up.

[Morgan]

Oh, I have fun.

[Brooke]

I have one positive thing. Okay, great.

[Morgan]

Matthew McConaughey is a good man. And

[Elizabeth]

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[Elizabeth]

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[Morgan]

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[Elizabeth]

Okay, girls, we have decided we are going to do family lunch at Olive Garden. I honestly cannot believe that we've never done this on the sip. I don't think we ever have. I know we have on Shane's channel. That's crazy. Never on the sip. No. So everyone's just going to get whatever they want to eat. We're going to have a family style lunch and enjoy. We have so many people that we have two cars. Cuz Spencer, Lizzy's dad and of course Lizzy are joining us too. So here we are.

[Brooke]

Woohoo.

[Elizabeth]

Let's go to the garden. Just some exterior shots of the garden. Okay, we need a table for four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight of us. You're. You're tik toking live a lot. I'm starting to. I don't tik tok.

[Chris]

Oh don't. I'm there and I'm like, he's like gonna think I'm cuz we haven't met until today. And I'm like oh my God, is he gonna think I'm a freak loser?

[Elizabeth]

Like no. If I knew you were in there I would have panicked. No, I would, I would have been like, oh, I can't do this anymore.

[Brooke]

I was like, oh my God, Chris, you're doing so well.

[Chris]

And someone's like, is that Brooke from Morgan's podcast?

[Elizabeth]

I was like, oh, eight. I think if I can count it's eight. Thank you. Oh look, we found the rest of the party.

[Brooke]

Woo.

[Elizabeth]

A little bit of what happened in your car ride. It seems dark.

[Morgan]

Oh, it's just bright out here.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, we're all ready to go. And you guys are all. I don't know if it was like a party mobile but we had a good time. Okay. Well we had a great time so

[Morgan]

we learned a lot about Spencer.

[Elizabeth]

Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. What did you guys learn about Spencer? Brigham University. Oh, here we are in the garden.

[Morgan]

Smell that in here.

[Lizzie]

So fun. There's all these turtles and cats and

[Elizabeth]

I also look, princess seating.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

I guess maybe Lizzy and I are here.

[Lizzie]

You guys want to sit here?

[Elizabeth]

Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Just tell me where.

[Morgan]

Oh, you're up there.

[Elizabeth]

How pretty are you?

[Brooke]

We can do four and four.

[Elizabeth]

This is more seats than we. Oh wow.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, we can do one. We could invite more people.

[Chris]

We should.

[Elizabeth]

Should we find more friends? All of our friends are here.

[Morgan]

Four husbands.

[Elizabeth]

Mizzy's pop popular. Is Brooke popular?

[Lizzie]

Yes, Lizzy. Brook and Lizzy are the same.

[Elizabeth]

Well, somebody should sit there cuz lighting's good there. You guys are unfortunately backlit. Do you have your Alex ear? Yeah. That's good. Chris, are we going to trigger people and say, tasting the entire menu. That we definitely won't do. Oo get ready to. Yeah, they get upset that we do that. And I'm like, what do you expect? Have you ever clicked on a video of mine that isn't some form of clickbait? No. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Look at the chocolate lasagna.

[Morgan]

No, I won't.

[Elizabeth]

Chocolate.

[Lizzie]

I'm showing like.

[Brooke]

No, do it.

[Elizabeth]

Honestly, I'm kind of excited to be here.

[Brooke]

Should we all go around?

[Chris]

This is just toxic looking. I love it.

[Lizzie]

You know what's so funny? Let me tell you guys something very romantic about my family. Every Valentine's Day, dad takes not only Mom. Mom, he takes me, Susie, Grandma, and Mom to the Olive Garden because none of us ever have Valentine's dates. Wow.

[Elizabeth]

That's Mom's with her.

[Brooke]

That's so, so sweet.

[Lizzie]

Plus, it's Grandma's favorite. Nothing it says thriving in my late twenties like Valentine's dinner with my family.

[Elizabeth]

It's beautiful.

[Brooke]

They're in the witness protection.

[Elizabeth]

It's really sad. Should we. Well, but then are we all going to be dark?

[Morgan]

I need a glass to take.

[Elizabeth]

This is Lizzie's idea of a fun lunch.

[Morgan]

Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention? Okay, we're gonna go around the table, and each of us is gonna do our favorite Daniel Day Lewis line.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, before she said monologue, but I'm

[Brooke]

realizing I really only have a line.

[Elizabeth]

I couldn't even tell you a movie. You have one ready to go?

[Morgan]

I have a couple.

[Lizzie]

I have a couple. Okay, so I don't know.

[Morgan]

Give you one. I'll give you one. Dicky will.

[Chris]

We don't know who that is.

[Elizabeth]

What is the front? Your favorite Daniel Day Lewis line.

[Brooke]

Favorite Daniel Day Lewis line?

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Brooke]

We've all got the same line.

[Elizabeth]

Then tell us yours, Elizabeth.

[Morgan]

Okay, well, no, I'll give Brooke my second one.

[Elizabeth]

And we'll start with your mom and. Oh, does she know him?

[Chris]

No.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Lizzie]

I had to say, can somebody give me one? And Lizzy said yes. And so she said, I abandoned my boy. That's how she said it.

[Elizabeth]

Everything okay?

[Morgan]

You just don't recognize him because he's a chameleon. Then just comes the role. I remember when I was spending time with Sally Field and her. Her son, they were talking about when they were shooting Lincoln. You might remember Sally was nominated for an Academy Award that year. Her son was talking about what, a dragon?

[Brooke]

Or you maybe have my dad.

[Elizabeth]

Is this gonna be one line? Yeah, one line.

[Morgan]

I'm just describing.

[Elizabeth]

And action.

[Brooke]

All I have is My name.

[Morgan]

It's a lived in role for me.

[Lizzie]

The entire Olive Garden just shook. Literally vibrated.

[Morgan]

They're shaking because it rakes like old vomit in here. That's why we're all shaking.

[Elizabeth]

We're sick.

[Lizzie]

It's her feet.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my gosh. We didn't react to it. We could do that on your podcast, I guess, if you need content.

[Chris]

Wait, I haven't heard about your feet.

[Lizzie]

Hold on to it.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, well, this is about the food, so we'll be back when there's food. Oh, Chris has one. I have one. I'm not gonna say it right, but my. My lie. Kiss me, my girl, before I am sick.

[Morgan]

Was that your performance or was that. Are you gonna give it a.

[Elizabeth]

Not a great actor? No, that wasn't prepared performance on it. I don't remember how he made an aggressive choice. Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick. Something like that. Something like that.

[Morgan]

I felt the death. I felt the death.

[Elizabeth]

There's a problem with the line, though, being. It seems he's already sick.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Morgan]

Right in my heart. It's before he's wretched.

[Elizabeth]

If you see the movie, she's poisoning him and he doesn't know.

[Lizzie]

So classic.

[Brooke]

So not to be confused with Marlon Brando's Last Tango in Paris.

[Elizabeth]

Get the butter. This is from Raging Bull.

[Brooke]

Take your panties off.

[Morgan]

No, it's not just any line. It's Daniel Day Lewis line.

[Brooke]

This is Daniel.

[Morgan]

Oh, my bad. My bad.

[Brooke]

Well, actually, you're. You're right.

[Elizabeth]

It's not.

[Brooke]

That wasn't a Daniel Day Lewis.

[Lizzie]

We still liked it.

[Morgan]

You could.

[Brooke]

That was De Niro.

[Lizzie]

Sorry.

[Elizabeth]

We like him here, too.

[Morgan]

You know what?

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Morgan]

They're both men.

[Brooke]

You know, you're right.

[Chris]

I didn't think of it like that.

[Brooke]

They are.

[Elizabeth]

They would both gaslight you about rats and mice in your home.

[Morgan]

You know what? Men will. Men.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, we'll be back with food. Brooke, this is great for my title because it's always like, first time. Brook just revealed she's never eaten at the Olive Garden before.

[Lizzie]

She just asked what kind of salad to get. I was like, thank you.

[Elizabeth]

You don't choose. It is.

[Chris]

Yeah, I'm scouring. I'm like, where are the salads?

[Lizzie]

And order.

[Chris]

There's no.

[Elizabeth]

There's a real divide between the soups here. Liz or Morgan and Chris are like, can't get enough of the chicken gnocchi. Elizabeth is you performatively not being able

[Morgan]

to say in gnocchi.

[Elizabeth]

Gnocchi.

[Morgan]

When the cameras are off. When the cameras are off. He's like gnocchi.

[Elizabeth]

Our Croatian neighbors. What would they call it?

[Morgan]

Gnocchi.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I thought it was gnocchi. It is also. It's a topic. Oh, sorry.

[Brooke]

The food by sampler.

[Elizabeth]

What's that?

[Lizzie]

What's that?

[Elizabeth]

What is does.

[Brooke]

Fried ravioli.

[Elizabeth]

Interesting.

[Chris]

You're going to be on our.

[Elizabeth]

Took meatballs to order that. Oh, wow. That looks incredible. Wow. Loosening your belt already.

[Lizzie]

Where we're from, if you were going like out on the town, like it was somebody's birthday. It was either Olive Garden or Chili's. And that was like the creme de la creme. This is like Mama's got money this week. Where did we go for Ryan and Austin's birthday? Red robin.

[Elizabeth]

Red Robin. I am not a red Robin.

[Morgan]

Everybody knows.

[Lizzie]

Good job.

[Chris]

The fries are so good. The fries are good with a little salt thing.

[Lizzie]

I would prefer chilies to red robin any day though.

[Morgan]

That might be hot.

[Elizabeth]

He was really taken aback by that. Everyone just dig in a little bit. However you want to do it. Lizzie looked at the baked ZD and she goes, am I gonna have dairy today? And I was like, this must have been having dairy. Joe came over. Your husband comes over and he goes, oh, yeah, she's not dairy. And it's really shown a difference. And I was like, who's gonna tell him? Who's gonna tell him? All this woman does is consume.

[Morgan]

Do you want to know what's crazy? Dinner had dairy it last night.

[Elizabeth]

Which one? All of it. Now I know I was.

[Morgan]

No, all of it. Everything was coated and butter.

[Lizzie]

It's like me when I was vegan.

[Elizabeth]

For attention I'm taking.

[Morgan]

Finally some vegan admits it.

[Elizabeth]

What's a baked ziti, Spencer?

[Lizzie]

Do you want any?

[Elizabeth]

It's like a ziti with a pasta.

[Brooke]

You're not a meatballer.

[Elizabeth]

They put cheese in it. Oh, my God. It's good. It's really good. Yes. Have you tried this? You crunch and it splats cheese in your mouth. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need to tell some people about this.

[Brooke]

Someone needs to know.

[Elizabeth]

You guys need to know that this exists.

[Brooke]

Oh, that's plenty, Lizzy.

[Lizzie]

I've been trying to tell people for years. If you don't like chain restaurants, you're the problem.

[Elizabeth]

Do you want a meatball? Cuz you ordered the meatballs.

[Brooke]

I suggested the meatballs.

[Morgan]

It's a comparative study. Because.

[Lizzie]

Because last week we bomb.

[Elizabeth]

Yes. Okay. Those are really good. The spinach artichoke dip. I don't know that I've had this here. Have you guys? Underneath did you try to make Zood? You don't like it? No, it's great. Oh, my gosh. I could. Oh, you like it? I was about to really attack. I was like, no, that is good.

[Lizzie]

That's delicious. Is that okay?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, one there. Oh, we do need a light sources.

[Lizzie]

I didn't bring my Alex.

[Elizabeth]

We really did her dirty. I guess I'll just go like this. Nutritious.

[Brooke]

10 out of 10.

[Lizzie]

You know what this makes me want? Makes me want to go to Italy real bad with you. Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth]

Meatball's really good. The ziti is good. Everything's good so far.

[Morgan]

That's a plan I'm getting.

[Chris]

What about London?

[Elizabeth]

What's the meatball in reality? It's pretty good. Pretty. Did you try the ziti? Ziti was really good. All right.

[Chris]

I like these chips.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you're lighting her.

[Brooke]

I'm lighting her.

[Elizabeth]

Story about don't burn your tongue. I'm gonna reach, if that's okay. Please do it. If you want, we could close these then. I'm worried about my lighting and I'm selfish. We can try it. You know what? We can try.

[Lizzie]

We're going to try. Say this is more a standout than the dip.

[Elizabeth]

The what is worse.

[Brooke]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

I do look like seven points uglier. Let me see how Morgan looks. Okay. It's better for them, worse for me. That's fine. How about open it sliver?

[Morgan]

Was it a little on me or was it shot?

[Lizzie]

Is a little.

[Elizabeth]

Okay. Well, we love it all, you guys. We'll be back when we order real food. That's good. Unless somebody has something to say. And you, if you do, then you need to grab the camera.

[Morgan]

And I are starting a podcast.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, bye.

[Brooke]

We are okay.

[Lizzie]

If we could retire.

[Elizabeth]

I'm going to move.

[Lizzie]

We probably would.

[Elizabeth]

Can I pull like an Alex Cooper? And you're under the network, so I take a huge percentage of it and

[Morgan]

we get a smaller percentage.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, perfect.

[Lizzie]

Can I tell you guys something good? I have been presenting the SDPN as a real thing for so long that I was like, oh, Brooke and I are going, like, with audio.

[Brooke]

Boom.

[Lizzie]

Somebody messed up, messaged me and was like, I think it's so sick after all your family has been through that you would leave the Shane Dawson Podcast Network. And I was like, it's not a real network.

[Elizabeth]

That's really funny.

[Lizzie]

Something that I made up.

[Brooke]

I love that you made it up and it came back to bite you.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. It doesn't affect our lives.

[Lizzie]

How dare you leave your brother's network. You traitor. And I was like, it's not real. He doesn't believe in it either. I'm the only one that believes in the dream.

[Chris]

No, we're all in. Under the umbrella, I'm making T shirts, embroidering them.

[Morgan]

I'm literally selling my own merch.

[Chris]

Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that.

[Elizabeth]

Did anyone try the breadsticks? No, not yet. I have a cuz you cut the breadsticks in half. You. You dip it in the gnocchi. It absorbs and then the breadsticks go off. It's so good. That's the move. The soup is really the play for the bread. To me, it's like the ranch with the bread and cheesecake you need. Okay. Morgan was very excited about the chips, but I do have to say I think the bread is better in the spinach. Artichoke dip. Did you try dip your bread in that? I wanted. Cheers.

[Lizzie]

Not me.

[Elizabeth]

I have some. We had the same idea. He's so nice. Oh, the bread sticks are unbeatable.

[Lizzie]

It's a classic.

[Elizabeth]

Delish. I do love the peppers on their salad. Those ones are right.

[Morgan]

So he was patient zero.

[Chris]

Well, the military lunch.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah, I had the min.

[Elizabeth]

Gorgeous.

[Morgan]

Not for me, thank you.

[Lizzie]

You got to split the breadstick and you got to let it meditate in the soup.

[Elizabeth]

Exactly.

[Lizzie]

You got to let it station on up in there.

[Brooke]

Meditate or marination.

[Lizzie]

Bold.

[Elizabeth]

Before she even said it. That's the move. Move. You have to. Okay, let me let my breadstick meditate while Lizzy takes a bite of her salad. Here you go. Peace and blessings. Hold on. It's directional right now.

[Lizzie]

It was spiritual, she said.

[Elizabeth]

Lizzy's dad told me it's marinate, not meditate. But I mean, the breathticks are not sentient beings.

[Brooke]

They're incapable of mindfulness or self awareness.

[Lizzie]

Well, you want to call this a non high st. High class establishment? They make the salad plates chill.

[Chris]

I noticed that.

[Lizzie]

That's nice.

[Elizabeth]

How is the salad?

[Morgan]

Delish.

[Elizabeth]

Really? Yeah. Coming from a woman who said it seems lacking in dressing. And I was like, it seems like it's swimming and dressing. How do you feel now as a

[Morgan]

sentient being who meditates a lot? Yeah, I can. I can admit when I'm wrong. I just have to jump into traffic afterwards. And.

[Brooke]

So beautiful that you can admit that on camera.

[Elizabeth]

Salad.

[Lizzie]

Oh, it's delicious.

[Elizabeth]

Same as it always has been. First time ever.

[Chris]

Consistent. So good.

[Elizabeth]

Yum. Ditto.

[Brooke]

Yum.

[Elizabeth]

We were so like Chris was investigating the. Chris. Dad was Investigating the meatballs, comparing them Cheesecake Factory to Olive Garden and no different. Literally. No different like literally the. The same manufacturer as far as we're concerned. All right, I'm gonna try the breads. I feel like it's meditated long enough. I've got to try the breadstick dipped in the yard. How do you say it? No, you got it. You nailed it. First, I need one of the dumplings. You know, I know. I'm trying to find one to eat. I'm having a hard time finding one. There it is. Like a dog. I don't want my tongue. I like how like the hook interact with.

[Lizzie]

There it is. There it is.

[Brooke]

Gotcha, little bugger.

[Elizabeth]

I'm going to have to wait three hours for it to cool down cuz I'm sick of burning my tongue all day.

[Morgan]

And you burned it yesterday.

[Elizabeth]

I know. Do I have a sensitive tongue Temperature? I think we're just.

[Brooke]

We're just sensitive. Sensitive.

[Elizabeth]

Snowflake, are you a. Or do you have a sensitive song? The noodle is soft. Delicious.

[Lizzie]

It's not a noodle.

[Elizabeth]

It's delicious, right? What do you. What is it?

[Lizzie]

It's a potato.

[Brooke]

It is.

[Elizabeth]

What's going on? They're telling me New York eat is a potato. Yeah, it's a potato. Whose side are you on?

[Lizzie]

I've made a truth and justice and justice for all.

[Elizabeth]

Screw you guys. Screw the. These people. Spencer, it's a noodle, right?

[Lizzie]

I think it qualifies as kind of a noodle.

[Morgan]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

Kind of a noodle. That's the energy.

[Brooke]

Potato, flour and eggs.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So it's a noodle.

[Brooke]

A noodle is just flour.

[Morgan]

Flour and eggs. And why did the French only use one egg to make an omelette? Anyone? Anyone?

[Elizabeth]

That's a really good point.

[Morgan]

Because one egg is enough.

[Lizzie]

That was good.

[Elizabeth]

Not if you're American. We'll be back with our entree. Well, I haven't had a bite of the salad, if I'm being honest. Let's see. I got one of the big olives.

[Lizzie]

Oh my God.

[Chris]

Chosen ones.

[Elizabeth]

How about you losers? I got any olives?

[Morgan]

I just didn't feel like, you know, stuff on you.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, please.

[Chris]

You're really considerate.

[Brooke]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

Omg. As Spencer and I ordered the same thing and we both thought it was a big risk independently. It's the steak organzola carbonara, period. Okay, Chris, your review. So I've had this before. I have to be honest. This is my go to. But I love it's only a forward bike right now. I love Seafood Alfredo. I think it's delicious. It has shrimp and scallops and it just has a little bit more spice than the regular Alfredo. It's delicious. This is very bright. I have to tap. Okay, here we go. Passing it down. Oh, you're not gonna take a bite? Oh, I have to take a bite. Oh, you already. I'll take a bite. I'll take a bite. I'll take a bite. You get a scallop, you get a shrimp, you get the pasta ready,

[Lizzie]

you

[Elizabeth]

drop some of it and it's so good. It's home. It feels like home. It's nostalgic. Is that Olive Garden? She knows their slogan, but she's never been.

[Lizzie]

I saw the best commercial this morning. There was a Domino's commercial and they changed their slogan to dominoes out loud.

[Brooke]

She goes, that was really good.

[Elizabeth]

I thought that was the best.

[Chris]

She goes, that was really good.

[Elizabeth]

I'm pretty pleased by it too. Okay. Spencer and I. Cuz we have anyone do that. McDonald's. Like any restaurant could do it. That's fair. You know what? Because we have the same thing. Spencer. Yeah. We have to eat. Okay. Together. I'm getting the full everything. I have a. I have like. Oh, I need a tomato too. Okay, I'm ready. Okay,

[Lizzie]

That's really good.

[Elizabeth]

The blue cheese is bold. I would say bold is a good word. It's bold. Yeah. I'll stick with bold. Whoa. It's gorgonzola. Blue cheese, Gorgonzola. It's bold. Is it beautiful? What do you know what you guys think about your. Yes, please do. It's bold. What did you do? I think that's the only word for it. You just need to get a little piece of everything. Steak, tomato, spin. Oh, I'm such a loser. She's such a loser.

[Morgan]

Mia Goff was seen recently in an interview and she says in the middle of a scene, she just looked at her scene partner and really earnestly is like, I think I'm a loser. And I'm really scared

[Elizabeth]

just to open them both up too.

[Lizzie]

Mia.

[Chris]

Mia gets it.

[Elizabeth]

And we both have children. Shy. Oh, well, you got more steak than noodle.

[Morgan]

She's bold and beautiful.

[Elizabeth]

Wow. But I'm a blue cheese girly. She goes all the way to beautiful.

[Morgan]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

I ordered angel hair pasta with mushroom sauce.

[Elizabeth]

It's the best. Wow.

[Lizzie]

It's really good. Would you like to try it?

[Brooke]

Anyone?

[Lizzie]

Any?

[Elizabeth]

No? Christopher. Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken. Margarita comes out of your mouth. Is it good? Tastes great. Wow. Really good. These two just stuck with their Soups and salads.

[Lizzie]

That's my goat. No, the soup is filling you guys.

[Elizabeth]

Like, no. By the time I finished my soup, I was like, oh, I'm full. I'm already full. Yeah, we did get all the apps. Honestly, I could do more of the baked zd. Yeah, I mean, I'm full, but that's. That's what I would have. I would have put my focus there. I can hard launch a big beauty. All right, you guys, we just did a gender reveal for someone. We really did.

[Brooke]

We really did.

[Elizabeth]

Lizzy, like, just. Lizzy's the only one that knows the gender of someone we don't know in person. And she asked us to guess. And then Lizzy revealed. Well, I'm assuming he's watching this, right?

[Morgan]

Oh, she probably is. Hey, girl.

[Elizabeth]

Hey, girl. Congratulation. We won't spoil it here. In case you haven't brought the video

[Lizzie]

yet, you've been holding the chocolates out on.

[Elizabeth]

He just dropped them off. One of the best things about Olive Garden is their chocolates. I will say my milk is a dark, funky, like this funky. And the blue cheese was overpowering. I also only had, like two pieces of nookie in my nookie soup, but the flavor was good the way said.

[Morgan]

But you also got some 3D printed chicken, and that's what counts.

[Elizabeth]

I'll be back.

[Lizzie]

Say, no.

[Morgan]

No.

[Elizabeth]

He says nookie. There's not actually everyone.

[Lizzie]

You get a.

[Elizabeth]

A lot. Yeah, we need a pallet

[Lizzie]

like the Mint Spencers.

[Elizabeth]

No, I needed it after. I was like, some of the meat had to go back on the plate. Okay, a good tip for not eating too many carbs in an Italian restaurant is get a fat dick. I know I'm not over full because of it.

[Lizzie]

Thank you, Owen Cardon.

[Elizabeth]

But the bread dicks.

[Lizzie]

Whoa.

[Elizabeth]

Now the bread sticks dipped in their soup. That was a Freudian slip. Oh, my gosh. The mincer.

[Lizzie]

I love those.

[Elizabeth]

These are my favorite. But I guess that's not produced by them, though. They're Andy's.

[Chris]

We should put them in the oven.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think anything here is crazy. Yeah, well, Olive Garden, we had a great time with you. I hope you had fun with us. Oh, my gosh. I guess. And that's the sip.

[Brooke]

Retake.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, everyone's links are in the description section below. Oh, make sure you go watch their version of this podcast on Friday on the Morgan Adams Channel on Friday. It will be linked below and on the end screen once it's live. We love you very much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the s.

[Lizzie]

Oh, the kisses.

[Elizabeth]

She forgot her phone. She had to be cheap, chased out. I would give her shit, but I have quickly become her.