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Lizzie
You can't expose that. We do that.
Brooke
She's become someone and I could really deplatform her with this. Damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can't jump. He can't jump.
Lizzie
And nobody believed me. Not a single person believed me.
Morgan
I remember when I was spending time with Sally Field.
Elizabeth
I'm getting called the police on Just relax. Yum.
Brooke
I'm never just doing this for attention. Like there's something wrong here.
Lizzie
You got to let it meditate in the soup. When you play Lizzie, you have to have an undertone of rage.
Elizabeth
Are we going to trigger people and say tasting the entire menu? That we definitely won't do.
Brooke
You're the drama.
Morgan
Does your thing.
Elizabeth
Say Happy Easter, says Happy Earth Day, period. We are stressing Chris out because I don't want anyone to talk until we're rolling because they're being hilarious. And I'm like, everyone just shut the up.
Morgan
You said shut up so gnarly that my brain literally did. It was like I said, yes, sir. And the thoughts left.
Elizabeth
That's some trauma you need to look into. Either. I'm a nasty.
Brooke
You're the trauma. You're the trauma. You have been harassing me and nasty all morning.
Lizzie
Have you started this?
Elizabeth
We had such a good time. Is it.
Lizzie
Are you doing.
Elizabeth
Oh, we're going. We take a second to say hello. Okay.
Chris
Right.
Elizabeth
We had such a nice evening last night. And we woke up this morning fighting like we knives heads.
Brooke
What happened?
Elizabeth
We are so angry at each other.
Brooke
He happened. No, she happened.
Chris
Let's talk it out. Let's talk it out.
Elizabeth
She's too many kids and she's threatening another.
Lizzie
And Ginger.
Brooke
What the. Morgan, you used to be a homie. In my heart of hearts, I liked you the second best after Uno.
Chris
That's beautiful.
Lizzie
I'm just kidding. Lizzy, I have defended you for far too long. Your feet in Costco is where I draw the line. And that's where I think we should get started.
Chris
Are you going to stand for this?
Lizzie
No. I have defended Lizzy throughout every bad look.
Brooke
How many bad looks are there?
Lizzie
One every week at least.
Brooke
Oh, she means like metaphorical and physical. Right, Right.
Morgan
It's choices.
Brooke
It's.
Morgan
They're all choices. Really.
Brooke
I would say you defend every choice.
Elizabeth
Okay.
Brooke
I didn't know the buck stopped there.
Elizabeth
So welcome to the show.
Chris
Where did you think it started?
Brooke
I just thought there was buck list.
Morgan
You were.
Chris
Thought she was buckless.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
No. Yeah.
Morgan
Not a buck in tight found.
Brooke
Yeah.
Chris
Right, right.
Elizabeth
Everybody, welcome. We have a super collab between Hear Me out and the SIP official podcast.
Brooke
I'm calling it the Sip Me Out. No, I'm kind of yucky.
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Lizzie
I have been pitching for months to call it Sip Me Out.
Brooke
Oh, you started that. Don't put your tongue out after saying that.
Morgan
Does anyone else hear something really raunchy
Brooke
and awful with Sip Me Out? No.
Chris
What do you hear?
Lizzie
Glug.
Brooke
Glug. That we're dripping wet.
Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Brooke
You hear it too? Yeah, it's yucky, right?
Elizabeth
Well, as we're sitting down, I said, you guys pick your sides more because I'm on the left. And I was like, period. That's me too.
Chris
And I sat right down.
Brooke
You're on the right.
Chris
Chris, start this over.
Brooke
Whole thing needs to start over.
Lizzie
Both of us have to do this still, just so you know.
Elizabeth
Then I start barking at Chris like, just roll.
Lizzie
Who cares what we look like?
Brooke
Just roll.
Lizzie
And Chris is like, well, I kind of care what you look like.
Elizabeth
And I'm like, we don't care. So, anyways, they're on our show today. Morgan uploads Fridays, so their. Their portion of this collab is coming a few days later. But that gives you enough time to watch this in full. Go subscribe to that podcast channel, which is just under Morgan Adams.
Lizzie
You can take a nap in between
Elizabeth
them, and then on Friday morning, you can wake up and watch our collab with them. Or is it coming this week?
Brooke
Yes.
Morgan
Dang, that's a turnaround.
Lizzie
I know, right?
Elizabeth
Oh, man.
Lizzie
I'm a businesswoman over here.
Elizabeth
All right. And Brooks, like, our. Maybe our first guest that isn't a family member.
Brooke
Really?
Morgan
Yeah.
Brooke
Wow.
Chris
How you guys honored to be here,
Lizzie
fresh from Dallas, Texas.
Elizabeth
We don't really do guests here, so. Welcome. We do family, so here you are.
Chris
Thank you. I love. I love every minute of this already. I feel right at home.
Elizabeth
Okay, so you went to college in Malibu?
Chris
Yes, I went to Pepperdine in, like, from, like, 202017 to 2020. And during that time, I was working at Soul Cycle Calabasas. Rest in peace. And I said, Ms. Morgan, up on a bike one day, and the rest was history.
Elizabeth
Crazy.
Lizzie
We met in the wild.
Chris
In the wild.
Elizabeth
Brooke might be one of your only friends that you still are, like, super in touch with from your LA days.
Lizzie
Correct.
Chris
Yeah, my only one too.
Lizzie
So when I come back here, it's not like I'm like, oh, I need to call up this friend that I had once upon a time. I don't have anyone to call here.
Elizabeth
Well, I only have two friends, and you're looking at one of them.
Lizzie
Well, I only have three friends and you're looking of them.
Brooke
What about Austin?
Lizzie
Well, he's like our straight brother, you
Chris
know, different kind of category.
Brooke
Straight, different, different, different.
Lizzie
He's a good time, though.
Elizabeth
You grew up in Chicago, but you're now in Dallas. Dallas. And you love Dallas.
Chris
Love Dallas.
Morgan
Are you a big American girl doll? Girl?
Elizabeth
What?
Chris
You know, that's so funny you say that. I did grow up. Which one do you think I was?
Lizzie
Julie.
Morgan
Oh, Julie's new.
Chris
Julie was really cute.
Morgan
Julie's new. That's some new generation.
Chris
You know which one I was that I was kid. You know who I loved, though, is Nelly, and you kind of remind me of Nelly.
Morgan
Nelly.
Chris
Nelly was his friend and she had the red hair.
Morgan
Really?
Chris
Yeah, she had like a little red bob. And that was my favorite one.
Elizabeth
So this is getting too straight for me.
Lizzie
Our family wasn't in the tax bracket for American Girl dolls.
Morgan
I also. I. I was a child in the 90s.
Brooke
Yeah.
Morgan
So I had a different. I had different women in my American Girl dolls.
Chris
I was 98. So I like you, miss.
Morgan
So you were there, like, after. Like, right after Josefina.
Brooke
Yeah.
Morgan
Started getting modern. Right. I also had Josefina.
Chris
The one with the braids.
Morgan
Yeah, I got you. I was into a doll with braids.
Lizzie
Oh, okay.
Morgan
But I started with Samantha.
Chris
I love Samantha.
Elizabeth
We'll get to our guests of honor, but I do need to recap our hatred for each other. This.
Morgan
I actually thought it would be really funny if we asked Brooke and your sister to. And read our text messages.
Brooke
Lizzie, I don't think these are supposed
Elizabeth
to be public things.
Brooke
Oh, I do.
Elizabeth
Fine. Yeah.
Lizzie
Oh, I'm definitely.
Elizabeth
Where are we starting?
Brooke
Where are we starting, indeed. This year. How long do you have?
Lizzie
I think we should be scrolling back far.
Elizabeth
We should start with after the picture of your sons, which is an adorable photo.
Morgan
Yeah, we'll start with I believe I left.
Elizabeth
Yeah. Okay, so Morgan gets my phone, and so you're reading. You guys are both reading blue because you have.
Brooke
Oh, that picture.
Morgan
Oh, you're going to scroll past some
Brooke
tandem feeding stuff, too. Get ready.
Elizabeth
Oh, yeah, just skip the photos because it doesn't matter how nasty our fights get. There's sprinkled in photos of children.
Chris
Y' all are siblings.
Lizzie
Does it start at, I believe I left my syrup at your house? Okay, that's where we're starting. This is where it goes. Don't forget, when you. When you play Lizzie, you have to have an undertone of rage period. And you scream Shane might get mad because.
Elizabeth
No, it's fine.
Lizzie
But we have. We have office neighbors. But you can. Because she.
Brooke
I only recently learned the landlord has received legitimate complaints.
Elizabeth
Maybe.
Brooke
Is that real?
Chris
It's none of your business.
Brooke
So you guys need to get over
Elizabeth
it before we jump into this. Yesterday we had an epic pool party extravaganza at my house.
Lizzie
It was really fun.
Elizabeth
Four babies. Brooke, my mom, Lizzie's dad, all the families combined. Joe attendance. I've seen Joe twice this past week and he's really starting to taking a liking to me.
Morgan
Unfortunately, he has.
Elizabeth
Okay.
Morgan
All right.
Chris
An ally against you.
Morgan
Yeah. Can you believe.
Chris
I can't believe I'm alone.
Morgan
I'm an island.
Chris
That's terrible.
Elizabeth
We wake up this morning and Lizzy
Chris
says, I believe I left my syrup at your house. Do you mind bringing it to work?
Lizzie
You just the letter. You left everything.
Chris
I literally also left my shoes. But I really want my syrup back.
Lizzie
With 1400 cooking sheets.
Brooke
The amount of cooking sheets this bitch
Chris
brought to my house, that's an exaggeration. But I also want those back.
Lizzie
Well, you did bring more cooking sheets to my house than I own. In total.
Elizabeth
Wrong.
Lizzie
Than.
Brooke
He has no cooking sheets at all, by the way.
Lizzie
No, we don't cook.
Brooke
One would be more than he has.
Lizzie
Our parents didn't teach us how to cook. So maybe instead of having a problem with us, you should take it up with our mom and dad. Because all we got was frozen chicken patties, mashed potato mountain poured over gravy. And my mom would say, it's a volcano. That's where I loved it. I have no complaints. But that's the cuisine we grew up on.
Brooke
But that's as fuck.
Lizzie
But there was never a multi pan dinner.
Chris
I would say you should just be thinking, you're fucking lucky stars I didn't file a police report after your fraud attacked my son. Good day to you.
Lizzie
With photos of a baby on a boob.
Brooke
Two babies. Are you breastfeeding both? Both are eating.
Elizabeth
Her five year old is still breastfeeding her.
Brooke
Five year old.
Lizzie
You are not invited back. Period.
Elizabeth
She isn't. She's going to throw such a good celebration. So many good times had. And then wake up being a bitch. She's not coming back.
Chris
We don't really want to come back to your freezing fucking pool and rapid amphibians capital.
Lizzie
Okay, okay.
Elizabeth
A little backstory. I thought I had heated the pool to 85. It was fucking freezing.
Chris
Also backstory, there was a.
Brooke
A frog this big in the pool. The frog attacked my son, lunged at my side, knives out, was trying to escape, not drown.
Elizabeth
And so Joe's sitting in it. All of the kids, Jet, Max, me, Morgan, Joe and Billy are sitting there pointing at it. And the frog jumps on Billy. And Lizzie's like, that.
Brooke
Frogs on Billy. And Joe's, like, right at him. It was personal. Did you see that? Did you see the frog? Joe was totally amping it up.
Chris
I saw the whole thing.
Lizzie
Okay, so the dyslexia is really coming through here. Okay, I hope one of your other mom fiends has a pool and that it's hot.
Brooke
Yeah, me too.
Elizabeth
When I rage text, there's no spell checking and I don't look back.
Brooke
Don't try him.
Lizzie
In defense to Lizzy, the pool was a little bit cold, but you did. If you warmed up to it, it was okay.
Brooke
Backstory. This bitch texts me for 48 hours.
Morgan
Should I heat my pool?
Brooke
I'm thinking about heating my.
Lizzie
I was teasing you.
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Brooke
Can I get there? The pool cold as.
Chris
You didn't even get in it.
Brooke
People who froze to death after the Titanic sink were warmer than his pool.
Lizzie
Isn't that such a great movie?
Morgan
Yeah.
Lizzie
Watch it.
Brooke
That's not true. I just haven't watched it yet.
Morgan
Do you think it's fake?
Brooke
So fake.
Elizabeth
Spencer hasn't seen it either.
Lizzie
Titanic thinking is fake.
Chris
No, it's real.
Lizzie
I promise.
Morgan
Oh.
Lizzie
Oh, the movie.
Elizabeth
So then I was like, okay, the pool is chilly. Morgan, can you turn on the hot tub?
Lizzie
Oh, well, don't ask me to do anything.
Elizabeth
And she turned on the pool heater instead of the hot tub. So then the hot tub just stayed cool. Too cold.
Brooke
They kept saying the hot tub was gonna be warmer, and it just was not.
Elizabeth
I told you to save face with me about that, Joe.
Brooke
That pool was freezing.
Elizabeth
Did you stand up for me?
Morgan
No.
Lizzie
It was my fault that the hot tub didn't ever get hot because I thought it was on. Granted, it's an app that's very confusing. And you have to turn on a lot of different toggles.
Morgan
Yeah, they need to simplify all of that.
Elizabeth
We need to move.
Chris
He said.
Lizzie
Oh, on. You're nasty. I'm keeping your syrup. You are. As your. By the way, don't bother coming today. I have other people to pod with now.
Brooke
Oh, my God, my syrup back.
Chris
All caps, by the way.
Lizzie
I thought we had fun yesterday, but now you're just capital nasty. What kind of gum do we need for Wayne Brady? If you have a Honey Love product, can you bring it? They want a visual, if possible.
Elizabeth
I bet she didn't bring that either.
Brooke
It's on, bitch. Can you see it? No. If I wasn't wearing events, that would have been a lot more powerful.
Elizabeth
Lizzy was doing an off camera story last week, and then I said, bring it on camera next week. And she goes, but there's a prop. So I said, make sure you have your prop. She didn't prepare her prop.
Brooke
What are you talking about? I told you the whole story.
Elizabeth
No off camera. So I said, you're bringing it together.
Brooke
It was. It was a private story, but I suppose.
Elizabeth
Yeah, that. We'll get to that later.
Chris
Minty stick that has the extra mint speckles in it.
Lizzie
Okay, grab that then.
Chris
Are you kidding me?
Lizzie
Are you kidding me? We're fighting.
Chris
Middle finger emoji. Just for the record, this is why I like Uno more than you.
Elizabeth
He has bad joints. No, it was more like he has bad joints and you like him more than me.
Brooke
Literally. It was so rude when I read it to. I was like, I can't believe that he's out bullying his fucking dog to back it up. Yeah, he's out of his mind.
Lizzie
And then he softens a little. It is sweet how nice Joe is to my dog.
Elizabeth
Then I was thinking about, you know, and Joe really is loving with my dog.
Morgan
Joe loves your dogs.
Brooke
Now we have to get a big dog.
Chris
Lizzy says he won't shut the fuck up about Uno and how good he is. We have two perfectly rotten dogs right here and an opossum that means nothing to him. And scene.
Lizzie
You know what? I do have to point out? If you're so worried about the frog in the pool, why aren't you so worried about the possum in your couch?
Morgan
Morgan, I literally set my house on fire and I'm homeless.
Lizzie
Now you can live with me. I've been pitching this for a long time.
Morgan
No, I know.
Lizzie
Imagine I planted the possum so Lizzy has no choice other than to move in with me.
Chris
I watched you do it.
Morgan
That would make me feel so, so much better.
Elizabeth
She was texting us. Maybe the night. Yeah, Friday night.
Chris
Like, there's a mouse in this house.
Elizabeth
Well, you could take over. It's your story.
Morgan
Well, on Friday night, as you guys know, I'm excited for your friends and neighbors, the show that comes out on Friday nights. And now it sucks. But I still am living for it, okay? And my ass has been consuming at least one to two bags of peanut M&M's a day and a Heineken.
Brooke
Zero.
Morgan
So I'm sitting down.
Elizabeth
Is a Combo.
Morgan
I. It's. I can't live without it. I literally can't. I'm like, I need it.
Lizzie
You in a fold out chair in your backyard, cracking the Heineken, zero peanut MMs everywhere, falling all over the titties.
Brooke
I'm literally butt ass naked. Like C section shelf in full swing. Pubic hair everywhere on the couch, towel on my head, suckling down a fake beer, and kids on both tits. No, no, they're asleep. Oh, good.
Morgan
This is. Yeah, this is mama's time.
Chris
You're a good mom.
Brooke
Yeah.
Elizabeth
See this?
Brooke
So I'm sitting there butt ass naked, right?
Lizzie
What if James walks in?
Morgan
He doesn't come in after nightfall.
Lizzie
Okay?
Brooke
He's a vampire. Until she.
Elizabeth
Until she goes outside.
Morgan
Yeah. So I'm sitting there butt ass naked, consuming my snack of husband, pants off,
Elizabeth
shirt on, Winnie the Pooh. Yeah. No sex, though.
Morgan
And for some reason, I'm alone in this moment. And the back door's open and Icky's outside. I don't know where the fuck Joe is. And I'm like chugging my M&M's and like sipping my beer. And out of the corner of my eyes, something darts across the back of one of my couches and I. And Bubs is sitting right on my leg and he turns and goes. And then whatever was on the back of my couch falls off, thuds on the ground, and the curtains wiggle. And I was like, she's texting me,
Lizzie
please, God, be awake.
Elizabeth
And I was like, what am I gonna do for you?
Brooke
Like, what's the right. What's the matter? My knee jerk was like, I have to call Ryland. I need Ry. In this moment, someone got Ry on the phone.
Morgan
I'm whisper screaming for Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, who never responds because God knows where his ass is at.
Chris
Why would he.
Lizzie
He's like, this is the thing he's creating.
Brooke
Yeah, he's always trying to go to the bathroom. I'm like, girl, you don't get the opportunity to try. Not in this house.
Morgan
You only get to go when there's no other option. No one's trying to go to the bathroom in here. Everyone's trying not to their pants. That's what you get to do now
Lizzie
that children sitting there for so long.
Morgan
Dude, he came out. He came at me the other day. He's like, I'm gonna go. I'm trying to go to the bathroom. I was like, no, what? I started laughing so hard and tears
Brooke
running down my face.
Morgan
He's like, no, I'm doing These squats, right? No, you don't get to try. You don't get to squat until you go to the bathroom. You get to run to there before you have no other options. And until that time, you're a father.
Lizzie
You got to be groundhogging you before you go.
Morgan
Okay, so I'm whisper screaming for Joe. He's nowhere to be seen. He finally comes in. I'm butt ass naked. There's something in my house. I'm like, we're fucked. Icky comes in. They tear apart. Like, I have a love sack couch. So every piece comes undone. I said, you open every fucking piece and you shake every piece out. And you look up in every piece. He swears up and down that he has. I let the dogs search the scene for 20 minutes. They're hot on something, but they find nothing. Except for two tiny poos, which means something's in my fucking face.
Elizabeth
Vermin.
Morgan
Vermin for sure. Vermin for sure, for sure, for sure.
Lizzie
Vermin.
Elizabeth
I said, burn it.
Brooke
But I'm glad. Honestly, I was shocked.
Morgan
He said, vermin.
Elizabeth
And then, what, is she smarter than me? And I was like, no, we got
Brooke
to bring the IQ back down.
Lizzie
I heard, burn it. And then everyone started saying something different. Yeah, I would have burned it, too.
Brooke
No, I literally was going to burn my fucking house down. I was crying. I was like, this is not it.
Lizzie
Oh, Lizzie.
Morgan
So then I obviously didn't get to watch your friends and neighbors and did not get my massage. I went to the bedroom.
Brooke
I said, can you come in here and rub my feet?
Morgan
And he said, okay.
Lizzie
Pubes out.
Morgan
Pubes always out.
Brooke
They're out right now. Like, obviously I have no control over them at this point in my journey
Morgan
across this earth towards heaven. Cut to the next day. Everyone's like, you're so stupid. Like, you're. You're the drama. Like, you're so dramatic. And I'm like, I am not. I'm literally just a literal girl out here speaking literally, period, all the time. And it's nap time again, so my children are asleep, and I'm once again
Brooke
enjoying my favorite stack, a bag of peanut M&MS. And a Heineken.0.
Morgan
However, this time, I have some clothes on and I'm sitting on a different couch. And this couch, in my mind moves a little bit.
Brooke
Like I feel something moving within the couch. And then it's go. I go, no, you're being the drama. There's nothing in this couch. It was the other couch. The men in your life. Nothing's moving in there. There Nothing's moving in there. You're a dumb bitch. It's in your head.
Morgan
Two seconds later, icky starts clawing at the couch and barking obsessively. And I'm like, he is indicating that something is in here. Something is in here. I go into Joe's hoarder office, and I start kicking him while he's, like, on the floor.
Brooke
Like, you need to get up on
Morgan
the floor because there's no bed in his office.
Elizabeth
So he just sleeps on the floor.
Morgan
He. We have the slumby pads in there, but whatever. Okay, so I'm kicking him. He's like. And I'm like, I need you to get up and defend your family. Be a man.
Lizzie
Get the gun.
Morgan
No, literally, he goes back to sleep, bro.
Elizabeth
In the meantime, I have, like, five missed calls. I'm like, sorry, I'm house hunting for Morgan right now.
Brooke
I can't talk.
Lizzie
Do you know one of these is on mute?
Elizabeth
Chris.
Lizzie
Oh, okay. Sorry, sorry.
Morgan
We can't risk him asking for help on air.
Lizzie
I have a mute trauma.
Elizabeth
Well, now I'm scared. Talk. Brooke.
Chris
Hey.
Morgan
No, I can hear everyone.
Elizabeth
Okay, okay.
Brooke
Period.
Morgan
So then I start texting james, get in the house. Bring your gun. And he comes without his gun because I've. There's no real men in the world anymore. Chivalry is dead. And he goes over and he just starts knocking on the couch. He's just knocking on it.
Brooke
Like, I'm like, are you. Are you trying to be polite? Like, what, the chick or cheese? He's like, well, if I was a rat and I heard that, I'd be scared as.
Morgan
And it's like I'm passive aggressively texting Joe, I want to rest too, but
Brooke
where am I gonna rest?
Lizzie
You can cut this if you want to, but we got to the hotel last night, and she. Brooke was like, one of the first things Lizzie said to me today was, I hate my stupid ass husband.
Brooke
There's no way I said that.
Lizzie
And then he cut to. Cut to Joe bringing the diaper bag to Lizzie and saying, are these where the diapers are?
Elizabeth
No, Joe's a sweet man.
Morgan
No, Joe's the best.
Lizzie
But it's, like, so friendly and nice and lovely.
Morgan
If I need to find something, I'm asking Helen Keller before I ask my husband. Right?
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Brooke
Okay.
Elizabeth
Period.
Brooke
And this is actually how the syrup fight started this morning, because he was
Morgan
like, where's the syrup? Am I just not seeing it?
Elizabeth
Anyways, the crazy thing is I ran after you guys with all of your stuff, but you guys were already Gone.
Chris
Sounds like.
Elizabeth
How did they get two babies in that car so fast and leave?
Chris
And you were barefoot.
Brooke
I was barefoot.
Elizabeth
She left without shoes. Which is just like,
Brooke
I do this at every function I go to. I left a bounce house in some bitches house who's moving. And I'm like, let me know how I can help you move. It's like, how about I just don't leave a bounce house? Come get your shit. Let's start there. I'm like, oh, but I can't.
Chris
There's a possum.
Brooke
I left my quilt there too. That's like a very important quilt. It's my dead aunt betrayed. Well, can you just make sure you bring that to the next spot and I'll see you in a year.
Chris
The next spot, 50 minutes away.
Elizabeth
Okay, so you're awesome.
Brooke
Okay, so I'm tripping balls.
Morgan
I'm crying in the kitchen, holding the monitor scream, whispering for Joe. James is still knocking on the couch
Brooke
like a good neighbor.
Morgan
And then I'm like, whatever. I let Icky. And I'm like, icky's gonna lead the charge because he knows something's in there. He's the only one not gaslighting me.
Chris
Smartest man in the room.
Morgan
Well, I wouldn't go that far.
Chris
But he.
Morgan
He is the only man with any proper instincts in this moment. They're not always right, Right, Right. So Icky, I'm like, follow Icky's lead. Start taking the. Put the couch like, the cushions apart. The couch apart. Just follow wherever Icky's going. So Icky's nuzzling down further and further. Bubs is sleeping on the opposite end of the couch, dead ass asleep, doesn't give a. And Icky's just moving closer and closer to Bubs event. And James is just acting like I'm a dumb bitch the whole time. And I'm like, just keep going, keep going.
Brooke
He
Elizabeth
here.
Brooke
I would have answered the door when I knocked it out.
Morgan
I'm just like, okay. Then he finally gets to the last rung of the couch, lifts up the back cushion, literally just the cushion, doesn't even look inside it yet, and goes and slams it back down.
Brooke
What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? He's like, get Icky. Get Icky in the kitchen right now. I'm like, chew, chew. Get Icky chew. I run to the kitchen. I, like, grab the cheese, like, Icky cheese. I'm just trying to get him in there without moving my body closer to whatever the fuck is going on. And Bubs doesn't give up a.
Elizabeth
No.
Brooke
Joe finally comes out naked. Like, it literally only has, like, underwear on, which is shocking because usually that's the one item that's missing. And he's like, why are you yelling at me for? I've tried to rest. James is like, get icky. Get icky. And Joe's like, oh, my God, something real is happening. And I'm like, I'm never just doing this for attention. Like, there's something wrong here. I don't want any attention. I want no one to see me. I want to have a private moment once in my life, and I never get to have that because we have vermin.
Lizzie
What is vermin?
Brooke
Vermin.
Lizzie
What is that?
Chris
Vermin. It's another word for, like, pests you don't want.
Lizzie
Right.
Chris
Critters. Critters. Critters.
Elizabeth
And I most definitely said that earlier.
Chris
He did.
Brooke
So then finally I go, what is it? And James goes, it's an opossum.
Elizabeth
I would never know what that is.
Morgan
James goes, it's not a toucan, period.
Brooke
Sleeping behind Bubs. Bubs in this possum are, like, they were friends, sucking each other off, 69ing on my couch all fucking night. Those toothless freaks. That possum is not toothless.
Chris
No.
Morgan
That Bubs likes a toothy blow job, though.
Brooke
And he hasn't been able to give
Morgan
himself one since we removed all of his teeth.
Chris
So
Morgan
I finally get icky out, they get the possum, and they. The possum in the meantime, crawl underneath the cushions and inside the couch because it's the love sock. They're all hollow. And so James brings the couch cushion out back and has to physically yank that out full blown.
Elizabeth
We'll put the video here. She's like, pulling, Pulling.
Morgan
No, we won't put the video here. You guys can tune in to my vlog to see real footage, period.
Chris
Those toes are long, too, because they hang from trees.
Morgan
Yeah.
Brooke
What?
Chris
Yeah. They hang trees upside down.
Lizzie
Like Mars.
Morgan
Yeah. Yeah, Literally. So you mean.
Lizzie
My concern is that she's keeping the couch, you guys.
Morgan
Well, I. I just bought this couch.
Lizzie
Well, maybe you should.
Brooke
I just spent 10 years.
Elizabeth
Kidding me?
Morgan
No, I'm not kidding you.
Brooke
I went out of my way to get myself a nice couch because I have 10 kids and I just wanted a nice place to chill out and
Elizabeth
eat my m. We're gonna get called the police on. Just relax.
Chris
I think you should tell Lovesac that it came with the possum in it and get a new couch.
Lizzie
Loves Hack. Get them on the phone. Lizzie's. Lizzie's couch came with a possum inside of it.
Elizabeth
The thing that I think is. I mean, just crazy is there's a mat right in front of the couch. And that's where Ernie lives.
Morgan
Yeah, he just. I had to tell the nanny today. I was like, don't leave him alone in here.
Elizabeth
Just in case there's a family member.
Morgan
Yeah, I was like, because you might come out and he might be cuddling an opossum.
Lizzie
Well, you know, I don't know if. Was it public information that Shane's house was infested with rats and that's why you guys moved?
Elizabeth
Well, that's not the only reason we moved, but it's been cleaned up. We lived on the hillside and they did, like, because it's on the hills. There's trees over. So then they found their way through the chimney and then back into the cabinets. One day, like, I don't know if it was you or me. We opened. They were like full size rats. And we just, like, ran out of the house screaming. And I was in such a panic, my car ran out of gas on the main street. I was like, making a left turn on, like, busy street. And my car's just like.
Lizzie
We had.
Brooke
I was like, there's rats in my house.
Lizzie
The most white trash drawer that you could possibly imagine. We had a bowl of Suzy cake that we kept in there that was mashed up like a cake pop that we would all take.
Elizabeth
Honestly, we were begging for rats. We were begging for them. With the way that that drawer was. It was all like a plethora of snacks that were just open. And it's like. But we were constantly in there, so it's like, who needs to close it?
Lizzie
And we. Oh, that's was a cheddar rocket face. Anyway, I opened the drawer. There's a rat.
Brooke
Rat.
Lizzie
Rat.
Elizabeth
Huge. Like a daddy. A rat daddy.
Lizzie
But we thought it was only one. Come to find out the whole damn family was living in that house.
Morgan
Yeah, rats run in packs.
Lizzie
You don't think the opossum does?
Morgan
No, opossums are mostly like individuals, unless they have babies.
Lizzie
What if. What if it's a mother?
Morgan
We think that this guy got separated from his mama.
Brooke
Okay.
Morgan
And I'm positive he got in the back door, which was. We leave open for, like, hours at night so that. That Joe leaves open for hours so that icky can hunt. What kind of hunting is that doing if an opossum is walking in the back door?
Chris
Right.
Morgan
And then blowing his brother?
Elizabeth
So where did you take him.
Morgan
We took him to the neighbors and
Brooke
dropped him at her bushes.
Elizabeth
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Lizzie
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Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
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Lizzie
Damn, did he stutter?
Chris
That was impressive.
Elizabeth
It's the only one I can do like that, so don't get too impressed.
Brooke
I almost started clapping.
Elizabeth
I did. Oh, my gosh.
Lizzie
That was talent.
Elizabeth
Thank you.
Chris
Thank you.
Elizabeth
So how are you guys?
Lizzie
Well, I was gonna tell Lizzie to suffer in. Is it solidarity? Not solidarity. What's it? We were trying to figure this out the other day. What's it when you suffer in numbers?
Chris
Solidarity.
Elizabeth
Yeah, yeah.
Lizzie
Isn't solidarity like solo? No, like, I live in solidarity.
Chris
Solitude.
Morgan
That's solitary, right?
Lizzie
Anyway, to suffer in solidarity with Lizzy. I had mice in my house once upon a time, and nobody believed me. Not a single person believed me.
Morgan
We're so easily gaslit. And it's like, no, there's German here.
Lizzie
Men came over to tell me that there were no mice in my house. And I was pissed off. I put a ring camera in the sink to prove that there was mice in my sink.
Elizabeth
And guess what? She woke up. Oh, Do a mouse in the house.
Lizzie
Mouse in the sink. And then. Then I put my beloved collection of skims robes. Do you know how expensive this is, charging for one row? But I'm a sucker for it because they're so damn nice. Put my two skim robes that are my favorite thing in the washer. Open them. There was a mouse dead in the washer with my skimberly rope I found. And dad was like, because, well, I had a broken garage, which I had to get fixed because I ran into the garage twice. Different problem for a different day. But now that I've gotten the garage fixed, I don't have mice. But all these men tried to tell me that there was no mice in my house when there was a. In. In fact, a family in my washing machine.
Chris
Like, she had professionals come out, and the professionals were like, that just is not real. It doesn't happen like that. And she's like, hey, the corpse. The corpse in question.
Morgan
There was a crime scene and evidence stacked against. And they were all like, ma', am, there is no mouse here. Literally, you're holding the mouse by the tail, kissing it on the lips. They're like, no mouse.
Chris
You're hysterical.
Elizabeth
Only a man.
Chris
Yeah, you're hysterical.
Elizabeth
And they can honestly make you believe it.
Brooke
It. That was me sitting on a couch, wiggling with a. A possum behind my naked ass. He tried to make it crazy.
Morgan
The men say, you're crazy. You're crazy. The men, yeah.
Elizabeth
Wow. You're baby crazy.
Chris
I am baby crazy.
Elizabeth
And then after experiencing four babies in the same house yesterday, are you still baby?
Chris
I want, like, 10 of them. It was so fun. Your kids are genuinely such pleasures to be around.
Morgan
Like, both of us are just him.
Brooke
Both of them. No, I was just wondering.
Chris
No. Billy was so cute and durable.
Brooke
The way out. Billy put his grimy little hands on every window. No, it was his face, mouth and face against the air and blue farts and left chicken residue on every window. Lizzie yells, rylan, your children are making a mess on the window.
Elizabeth
And I look over, and my kids are, like, beautifully playing on their bikes, like, in a line. Coordinated.
Brooke
My other favorite thing, Lizzie. I'm like, actually, I had to text
Chris
my husband about it because.
Brooke
Because I thought it was so funny.
Chris
Morgan was showing the boys pictures of
Brooke
whales and, like, aquatic creatures.
Lizzie
I'm trying to get them educated on the ocean since they're going to be moving at the beach soon.
Chris
And so Morgan's like, the whales are jumping. Can you jump?
Brooke
And Max is jumping, which is a really Insensitive thing for Laurie to bring him in front of my. Billy's moving his shoulders, and he thinks he's jumping, and he's like, neck is moving.
Chris
And Lizzie runs up to Morgan and,
Lizzie
well, he thrusts up, hits the floor like her splat. It sounded like a sound effect. He's so happy.
Brooke
He's like, ah. Jumps up to Morgan and goes, damn you, Morgan. You know my boy can't jump. How could you do this to him? And she's patting Billy on the head,
Chris
like, good job, son.
Brooke
He can't jump you. He's dead. He's really dead on me.
Lizzie
I tried to pick up Billy, and I had a back spasm, bro. He is a dense boy.
Brooke
He's full of black matter. He really can't jump, though. He tries so hard. I'm literally crying. He thought he was, though. Like, he was proud. He was so proud. He's so proud, damn it. Every time he falls over so hard.
Elizabeth
And then the other day, I was like, maybe if he watches my boys jump on their, like, little tramp. We have, like, one of those, like, exercise tramps. Tramps for kids. Well, like, adults use them, but whatever. They're like, play tramps. And I was like, maybe if he watches Max do it, because Max goes crazy on that tramp, Billy will be able to do it. And Billy gets on and he just starts, like, running.
Brooke
He's my baby.
Lizzie
We gotta get him jumping.
Brooke
At the Jewish preschool started, they were towing. They were going over the plagues, and so what?
Morgan
They were going over the plagues for Passover. And he goes to Jewish preschool.
Brooke
Right.
Morgan
And so they were doing frogs jumping from lily pad to lily pad.
Lizzie
He's just dead. He could be, like, a quarterback.
Brooke
You should see his calves, too.
Morgan
Goes on point those.
Chris
He was running on the gravel like it was nothing. And then his feet started hurting.
Elizabeth
I went, no shoes, no socks.
Chris
No.
Elizabeth
Yeah. I'm the one that got made fun of my. My entire children's childhood for not having shoes or socks on.
Morgan
On. Really? All I did was give you. For putting too many socks on.
Elizabeth
Oh, that's what. That's what I mean. Like, she would always be mad at me that my kids had protection.
Morgan
But Billy, like, no.
Elizabeth
Has never met a shoe.
Morgan
He would put his babies in footy pajamas. Their feet are covered. And then socks.
Elizabeth
No, I would not.
Lizzie
You would, too.
Elizabeth
Prove it. Send me.
Brooke
I had literally have pictures from when I sent it around to my mom friends and said, look at this.
Elizabeth
It'd been a nanny. I wouldn't have done that.
Brooke
No, you literally said to me, it's so they can grip.
Lizzie
Our family likes to have their feet covered. And what's wrong with that?
Elizabeth
When they were first started to walk, like, yes, if whatever clothing they had on didn't have grips, they'll slide all over the wood floor if they don't have a grip.
Lizzie
They gotta get the Pilates socks on, Period.
Elizabeth
Whatever.
Lizzie
Our family is very specific about our socks.
Brooke
Billy's a shoe guy, though, because I'd let him walk out of the stroller on our way home from our nightly walk, and he had no shoes on.
Morgan
And he literally stopped walking and went, shoes. And I was like, you're right, buddy.
Brooke
You should probably have shoes on right now.
Morgan
Probably.
Lizzie
It's a cry for help. He wants some shoes.
Morgan
It was.
Elizabeth
Or he wants you to wear shoes.
Morgan
No, I'm fine.
Elizabeth
Yeah, he told you the whole time they were over yesterday. Like, Lizzy very generously, like, pre prepared a meal, and then once we got to my house, her dad took over and he was in the kitchen really, like, finalizing the deed.
Morgan
Are you gonna pick a fight with the only person that has your back?
Elizabeth
Well, and I. The whole. Every time I walked into my kitchen, he just said to learn to cook. But it was like, with disappointment and such, like, matter. With such, like, a matter effect about him that it was like, he was like, you must learn to cook. And I was just like.
Chris
It was statement, not suggestion.
Elizabeth
I won't, I won't. And then I go into my spiel, which is always like, my husband's gonna.
Brooke
Chris, you know, my son can't cook.
Elizabeth
And I was like, it doesn't matter because, like, my husband's gonna order something anyways. I'll just end up eating that. And it's like, then we have, like, a mess and food that nobody ate. And then I'm like, your food was so delicious. And I was like, that was really nice. Maybe I should start cooking. And then you leave a disaster. Like a three hour cleanup. And I'm like, oh, this is why I don't cook. Like, this is hell. It's like, it's not worth the four hour cleanup.
Morgan
You are so welcome for that mess.
Elizabeth
No, no, it was so fun, but, like, I'm not gonna do that every night.
Morgan
Absolutely. I will say it is annoying, period. Yeah. But it's also like, that was a worse mess because there's like 15 people eating instead of three.
Lizzie
No, it was really good, though.
Elizabeth
And her chicken was so.
Lizzie
It was so juicy. It made me want to go to Medieval Times and Eat it with my little fingers.
Elizabeth
And then I did feel like I was depriving Max from something because he was gnawing on that chicken bone. Like handheld babies do love that you can.
Morgan
And you don't have to make it. You can just order it.
Elizabeth
I guess that's true. Like, I'll give him chicken, but I've never, like, handed him the bone. And I felt like, oh, my gosh, he's been missing this. This his entire life.
Morgan
Oh, they do. I don't know what it is, but they like something primal in them. They go caveman. Jet did want nothing to do with it. He was like, carrot. And I'd give him a carrot and he'd just put it on Max's plate.
Elizabeth
He was chewing on the onions. You like prepared onions with the carrots, like, munching. And I was like, okay, brother, if that's what you want to do, go for it.
Lizzie
You know, we did try to cook once because we were gonna have Shane's family to their house for Thanksgiving. This is when I was staying there, cuz I back spasm. Yeah. So me and him tried to make a turkey. And by. By us, I mean, he tried to make a turkey. And I watched.
Elizabeth
I had high hopes.
Lizzie
He was really proud of his turkey. And then we pull it out of the oven and Shane just looks at us with such disappointment. And then it was wrong.
Elizabeth
It had been in there for like three and a half hours and it was raw.
Morgan
I feel like turkeys famously have to cook for days.
Lizzie
It was really bad, but he saved the day. And he secretly, without shaming us, postmated turkey from Denny's. Because it was the only thing open on Thanksgiving. And that was the only time we tried to make a family meal. And that's why we don't do it anymore.
Chris
That the sweetest thing you've ever heard?
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
She told me that story a while ago and I was like.
Lizzie
And I want to cry.
Elizabeth
Shane's really good to me.
Chris
I love that he did it in secret.
Elizabeth
He saves every scenario in his head.
Lizzie
He was probably like, these. These incompetent idiots are at it again.
Elizabeth
At least they tried.
Lizzie
We did try.
Morgan
That's sweet.
Lizzie
And we won't again.
Morgan
We've learned, period, you don't have to cook. I'll come make a mess at your house for you.
Elizabeth
Thanks.
Lizzie
It was delicious.
Elizabeth
So good.
Chris
You know what the easiest thing to cook is? Is just a of piece pot of soup. Like you can do that so easy because it's just one pot and you're just Throwing things.
Morgan
There's a lot of chopping.
Chris
Have you gotten one of those chopper things?
Morgan
Yeah, but I'm too stupid to figure it out.
Chris
Oh, girl, I'll send you. I'll send you a tutorial.
Morgan
I also think now I'm missing pieces.
Elizabeth
If you don't, she's gonna hold it against you for three years.
Brooke
That's why if you tell her you're
Elizabeth
going to, like, gift her something or give her information, she won't ever follow up about it. But she will, three years from not be like, told me she was going to send me an article.
Brooke
And she literally, the last time we had a guest that wasn't family, they promised me something. And guess what? It never came.
Lizzie
And she still talks about right now.
Brooke
You probably should, because I'm right now about to drop that, bitches first and last. You know what I'm saying? All right. No, no, I'm gonna write it down. She's become someone. And I could really deplatform her with this. She's become someone.
Lizzie
It was the Aritzia pants, right?
Brooke
The Aritzia leather pants. I thought it was me.
Lizzie
Lizzie was passive aggressively talking about this girl that promised her Aritzia leather pants. And I'm like, oh, that's something that I would promise someone.
Elizabeth
Stop it.
Brooke
Weird as. Can we take you to Aritzia?
Morgan
I was like, I really like your pants. Those are so cute. Where are they from? She goes, oh, they're from Aritzia. I'll send you a pair. Oh.
Brooke
And that's what I thought. I was like, damn, she must be, like, established or something. Like, like, cool, girl. Thanks. And I was like, in the peak of my, like, skinniness.
Chris
Like, do you need my size? Like, what do you need?
Morgan
No, she didn't. I was like, wow, okay, that's weird. Maybe her people will reach out.
Brooke
Because she came with people. She came with a person. Yeah. No, she was rolling with an entourage.
Morgan
Right? And so I was like, I'm getting leather pants. Literally for the longest was like, I'm getting leather pants. She's going to send the leather pants.
Lizzie
Like, I don't need. They're coming.
Morgan
They'll be here sometime soon. Five years later, there has never been another fan.
Brooke
Wow.
Lizzie
And there's never been another guest.
Elizabeth
I like Jet. I know there never. There never will be.
Chris
Don't even worry about it.
Morgan
Wrote it down.
Elizabeth
There's something about me. I'll promise guests and never deliver. I want nothing to do with anyone.
Chris
Well, I'm honored.
Elizabeth
Welcome. Wow.
Lizzie
You know what's really beautiful is I think that we both, me, our family in general, we're not the most social being. So we each found a social counterpart that will do the hard work for us and report back what they find. And we don't have to do any of the hard socializing work.
Brooke
Yeah.
Elizabeth
I was telling Morgan last night, it's very like. Like, weird that I found a job where my job is talking. Because in real life, I'm not a talk. Like, you call me. I'm like, I've got to go.
Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
Like, when I see you in person, like, yes, but I'm not going on a press tour about anything.
Lizzie
No, we don't cold call. We probably won't answer, period.
Chris
And I'm such a cold caller.
Elizabeth
And Lizzy will always. She'll find out something happened. She goes, you didn't tell me. That was three weeks ago. I was like, what do you think?
Chris
You do the same thing.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
And she'll always tell me, like, sneaky things in public so that there's an audience, so that I can't be like, hello, can we unpack that? She's like, I'm gonna try this on. I'll be like, okay.
Morgan
He won't put anything in writing, so he won't text me anything.
Lizzie
No, they won't give you anything.
Elizabeth
I know better.
Lizzie
Any. Shane and Ryan won't give you any good juicy tea. Even about, like, simple things. You have to come fly to get the in person scoop.
Elizabeth
Do you realize how many people's like, well, I don't have icloud for this reason. But like, iclouds get hacked and then messages get leaked. Or like, you go to court and your messages get leaked. I'm just like, I'm not trying to give anyone the ammo that could destroy Lizzie.
Brooke
Can you imagine?
Elizabeth
Don't give them ideas.
Brooke
But Morgan will send stuff in invisible ink. As if that's not like, still a paper.
Elizabeth
That is the wildest thing that Apple has ever done. Like, that just erases it from, like, the courts.
Chris
Like, we call it our whispering.
Lizzie
No, it's like, yeah, you're talking quietly. Like, don't say this out loud. Or like, don't open it around your family.
Brooke
It makes me laugh so hard. The first time I got one from her, I was like, I can't read this, Morgan.
Morgan
It's in invisible ink.
Elizabeth
Morgan's like, ask chat GPT how to open it.
Brooke
I didn't know. I'm just like, how do I.
Chris
You can shake your phone too.
Brooke
Oh, really? Yes.
Lizzie
Lizzie is so funny. She Will text me and be like, can you put this in chatgpt for me? Are you at a laptop? And I'm like, lizzie, the app is free.
Elizabeth
I always tell her it's more work that you're asking other people to do it and then relay your information.
Brooke
I do be asking Morgan to ask chat things for you.
Elizabeth
You ask me too.
Brooke
I stopped asking you.
Morgan
Oh, you.
Lizzie
It feels like, get the app for free.
Morgan
I chat gbt. Now I'm paying for it.
Lizzie
You don't even have to pay for it.
Morgan
What?
Chris
That's the good version.
Lizzie
Good one.
Elizabeth
You're so stupid. And then I lost my phone yesterday. Like, among the 28 million babies that were around, I lost my. My phone. And so we are looking high and low for, like, four hours to find my phone.
Brooke
Vicki's looking under rocks, and then she's like, her hands and knees. We finally got bit by a rattlesn. Looking for your phone.
Elizabeth
We finally find frog.
Brooke
She's like, don't worry, Ryland. It's fine. I'm just gonna find it, and then we'll deal with this bite. Oh, we don't have to.
Elizabeth
We finally find the phone. Lizzy loses her phone, and she goes, oh, your phone will just tell you exactly where it is. Just hit find my in the. Find my. And it will lead you. And I go, my phone's been missing for four hours, and you've been watching me search my. Like, tear my house apart to find my phone.
Morgan
Well, your mom had a phone in her hand while she was looking for your phone, so I just assumed that I'm the dumbass.
Elizabeth
No, we were doing the old school dumb thing where you're like, it seems like it could be in this room
Lizzie
from your fine mind, but now it's moving.
Brooke
One of the babies has literally tells
Elizabeth
you, like, this direction in 700ft that you're here.
Lizzie
You know the other thing that iPhone does? So I met this guy on. On an airplane, and the reason that we started talking is because I sat down, he was watching. Watching the sip on his phone on the plane next to me.
Morgan
And I was like, it was a guy.
Lizzie
Oh, my God. It was a guy.
Morgan
Did he seem straight? He was so nice. Yeah.
Lizzie
He had a girlfriend. His girlfriend picked him up from the airport. I met them all.
Morgan
And a heterosexual man was watching us.
Lizzie
Yes, very nice, normal.
Morgan
Hello, sir.
Elizabeth
He had the middle seat, and my mom and Morgan have the side. Oh, you're gonna.
Lizzie
You can't expose that we do that.
Elizabeth
What?
Lizzie
Mom?
Elizabeth
Oh, I thought that was just the way the cookie Crumbles.
Lizzie
You can't. Mom and I are so terrible. Mom wants to sit in the window and I can't sit in the middle because I have to pee every 30 minutes and I have pee anxiety. So we book the aisle and the middle, and then I make mom pretend that we don't know each other because how humiliating that we're making a stranger sit in the middle of us so we can each have our preference. It's humiliating.
Brooke
It's the worst.
Lizzie
It's the worst thing that I do.
Morgan
Wait, I mean, one of you wants a window and one of you wants the aisle, so you make a person sit between you.
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Chris
Yeah.
Lizzie
And that's like a weird king.
Elizabeth
That person just so happened to be the victim that day. When was watching the SIP podcast in the middle of that.
Lizzie
Anyway, we started chit chatting, and his brother had gotten in a tragic accident in Colorado, which is why he was there, but he didn't have anyone with him. And your iPhone. If you get in a bad car crash, will call 911 for you. And his phone called 911 and it was like, there's been a tragic accident. Please report to this address. And it saved his life.
Morgan
Apple chooses the word tragic. Do you have to notify?
Lizzie
Well, I don't know exactly what they say, but they call the authorities. They'll give you like a is anybody there? And if you don't push a button on your phone, it'll call the police for you.
Chris
Well, you know, Apple Watch has, like, a fall feature, so a lot of people are getting it for, like, their elderly parents.
Elizabeth
Chris's goes off when he's excited when eating food. Literally the other day, he's like, just as if I fell and I was like, oh, my. He's just excited about his food.
Chris
He's jumping trigger. Sorry.
Brooke
Not everyone needs to jump.
Chris
No, I'm really sorry.
Morgan
He'll make it there one day.
Elizabeth
No, no, no. He will.
Morgan
He will.
Elizabeth
I've never met an adult that can't jump.
Morgan
He'll get there, so period. And that's what I think every time
Brooke
my kid's not doing.
Morgan
I've never met a kid who can't do that. And then I think about it, like, no, but, like, there are kids that can't do that.
Elizabeth
But your kid is so advanced in so many ways that, like, who cares?
Chris
He's just. He's big. He's so, like.
Morgan
I call him my thickums.
Elizabeth
He's just dense. Like, yeah. You look at him and you're like, oh, he's a Big kid. But then you pick him up and you're like, where are you storing this weight? Yeah, because it's not like. You're not like, oh, my God, that kid is huge.
Morgan
Well, we do also say he looks like Chris Far.
Elizabeth
Farley.
Chris
He does look like Chris Farley.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
Wow.
Morgan
Yeah, you should see him in a collared shirt. It's a lot. It's really cute.
Chris
He's damn cute.
Elizabeth
Okay, should we get to your questions for Brooke and Morgan, or should you do your. Wayne. Oh, my gosh. We have so much.
Morgan
My phone is. Okay, never mind.
Elizabeth
What?
Morgan
Nothing.
Elizabeth
Who's blowing you up?
Morgan
No, I don't. I shouldn't talk about it.
Elizabeth
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Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
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Morgan
It's just such a relief to have one less thing to do and to worry about.
Elizabeth
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Lizzie
You don't put it in the description. I would.
Elizabeth
No. YouTube was like suppressing my videos with Patreon links.
Lizzie
Do you think that's what's happening to me?
Elizabeth
I think so. Oh, probably even on Instagram and every like I try not to link it anymore because it really does suppress it. But this week specifically, we did like a cute Suzy cake taste test last night with the.
Morgan
Had Suzy cake without us.
Brooke
Okay.
Morgan
We didn't want us to leave. And then you got Susie cake.
Elizabeth
We tasted like the. Well, it's my husband. Husband. He ordered like the entire menu and then we all like sat around the table and ate it.
Lizzie
Brook's never had it. He had to give Brooke like a. It's like a ritual to join the clan.
Brooke
So I've literally never been party to a ritual of Suzy K consumption.
Elizabeth
So that's how we Patreon this week. And the after sip is also already been very fun. What were you gonna say? I thought, did you like this?
Lizzie
Oh my gosh. It was. I could tell Brooke was nervous because Shane was like, do you like it? Do you like it? Do you like it?
Brooke
No, he wasn't saying anything.
Chris
It was just a look in his ey guys like you better like this. And the first bite of like what was it? The celebration? It was a little. I. So I hear it was a little off.
Elizabeth
It was crumbly. Which a Suzy cake is never crumbly, so I wouldn't know. I think we got like a two day leftover cake.
Morgan
Wow, that's crazy that karma would get
Elizabeth
you so don't worry. The red velvet was perfect.
Chris
That's on your side.
Brooke
That red velvet will bring you to your knees anyway.
Chris
And it did.
Elizabeth
I brought up Patreon because we asked. We source sometimes what we'll talk about on the sip. So we asked for questions for Brooke and Morgan, and Lizzie fielded those. So she's gonna on her best Barbara Walters burning questions.
Lizzie
I'm nervous.
Elizabeth
Are they not?
Brooke
I'm nervous.
Chris
My hands are sweating.
Morgan
Is this like a Barbara Walters?
Chris
Wait, let me close my eyes. Do it again.
Brooke
Is this like Bar Walters?
Chris
Yeah.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
No, it is.
Morgan
What's next?
Brooke
Okay, sorry.
Elizabeth
I, I, I. I did tell you, but I didn't like it.
Morgan
I do a better Barack Obama.
Lizzie
No, you don't. That was horrible.
Brooke
Yes, I do. Can you not hear it? Look at my thumb and fingers held together. Right?
Lizzie
No.
Chris
Okay, Yeah, I forgot that part.
Elizabeth
Oh, hello. Hello, Barack Obama.
Lizzie
I feel your s. Look is Lizzie Gordon.
Elizabeth
Do your questions.
Brooke
Keep it going. What's next? Wow.
Lizzie
You printed these out?
Elizabeth
I print my document.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
Wow.
Elizabeth
Period.
Brooke
We want to be you so bad if you see us do that.
Elizabeth
And I have kids. Can you believe?
Chris
I can't believe I tell everyone.
Elizabeth
Who has a printer. Oh, who is she?
Lizzie
Well, a printer that works is a
Elizabeth
mirror that is definitely keeping that ink stock.
Chris
Yeah.
Brooke
Don't flex on us like that, please.
Elizabeth
On top of it.
Morgan
Do you.
Brooke
Are you the one doing that? Yeah, sometimes.
Morgan
What's next for Padaween? Ask them what they'll do for Halloween.
Elizabeth
Oh, she's gaslighting me. She know.
Brooke
I'm so happy Halloween.
Chris
Potoween is a sensitive subject.
Elizabeth
Are you literally doing this?
Lizzie
Both.
Brooke
You want to stand up and jump or something?
Lizzie
Are you going to come with us?
Elizabeth
No.
Brooke
I was talking to Brooke about this last night. I will.
Morgan
You almost had me at Gettysburg, but you missed me with that ghost shit.
Chris
Yes. Yeah.
Lizzie
Well, I was thinking we could set up a green screen and just have a spooky background and a fun costume at my house.
Chris
For those of you who have not tuned into Padaween, we went to five different haunted locations in five different states,
Elizabeth
and Morgan was acting like us with two children. We're gonna join in on that. And we were like, no.
Brooke
Well, we went.
Chris
We went to a specific haunted asylum, and it was a. We were like, do you want to just come for this one? But. But it's probably good that you didn't, because it was highly haunted.
Lizzie
Well, yeah, I booked a private tour, and she said, you can bring up to 10 people. And I was like, I felt really ashamed telling her that I only have one other friend that was like, bring your families.
Elizabeth
And we're like, no, stay away from us right now.
Chris
No, it was me, Morgan, and my husband who wore a very heavy backpack, and we went ghost hunting.
Morgan
And that's nice that you brought your husband though, because, like, why are you doing that?
Lizzie
I can just tell spooky stories and not have to actually go because it is a lot to fly there and bring all my stuff.
Chris
And we were throwing around the idea of doing one grand finale of going to one very spooky location.
Elizabeth
Can you not find a haunted location in Colorado?
Lizzie
There's only one. The Stanley Hotel. And we've already milked that sucker drive between the. Between the family.
Elizabeth
Why don't you go to third bridge again?
Brooke
We.
Chris
We did.
Lizzie
We did.
Elizabeth
Oh, you did?
Lizzie
And I couldn't find it. I could. No, we did it on the Patriots. It came out literally like two days ago. And we drove there, got lost. Never made it to the bridge. Made it to Kiowa. We were lost in the middle of the night.
Chris
Let's just say it took us till 2:45 to get home. On a school night. It was like on a Monday.
Morgan
On a Monday.
Chris
And we're driving down a one way road, and it had been going on for, like, way too long. Morgan's like, it's one road. I'm like, okay.
Lizzie
Isn't it literally one way road? It's one way there, one way back. I think we crossed some weird vortex where we got placed into another dimension and then we were in like, Castle Rock.
Morgan
Yeah, we're not. We're never going somewhere like that with you.
Brooke
We could go.
Lizzie
We could ask Shane to summon a ghost here.
Brooke
Here.
Elizabeth
No, they.
Lizzie
No, we're good.
Elizabeth
We're good.
Brooke
Maybe find some place in Texas.
Elizabeth
Texas?
Morgan
Oh, there's probably hella hauntings in Texas.
Elizabeth
Oh, yeah, I bet. Yeah. Cuz when you guys go back and forth. Yeah, you could do that.
Lizzie
We could sing them the Ella Langley song.
Morgan
When I.
Lizzie
You died in Texas.
Chris
I can tell she's from Texas. I could tell.
Lizzie
Well, I changed it for the ghost.
Morgan
Oh, that was really considered an inclusive.
Lizzie
I'm trying to include the ghost.
Chris
You're so good.
Brooke
We used to stand in my backyard and bring a little flashlight and hold it under our faces and tell child reincarnation stories. But no, I'm too scared to do that.
Chris
Child reincarnation stories?
Morgan
Oh, they spook me out, girl. They spook me out. And Joe keeps saying, Joe.
Elizabeth
You guys are so weird.
Brooke
You're not.
Elizabeth
We.
Brooke
And I Thought it was Ryland.
Chris
I'm like, there's just no way.
Brooke
No. Joe and I used to go out behind the shed in our backyard and
Morgan
do it for what, Scaries?
Lizzie
Okay.
Chris
God forbid you have fun.
Morgan
God forbid.
Elizabeth
God forbid.
Morgan
My family can't jump.
Brooke
We have to get it out somewhere.
Elizabeth
Can joke Jump?
Morgan
I don't know.
Elizabeth
Hereditary.
Lizzie
You should ask Joe to jump when you go.
Brooke
No, I know Joe can jump.
Morgan
He has an injury on his leg
Brooke
that looks like a shark bite.
Morgan
And I thought it was a shark bite. Turns out jumping accident.
Elizabeth
So that your family can't jump.
Lizzie
Well, our family can't jump.
Brooke
Jumping accident. Where was he jumping? Where was he jumping?
Elizabeth
I have to pee.
Lizzie
Probably in her pregnant so much.
Chris
Brooke, where do you think he's jumping?
Brooke
He's jumping in our living room. That's the next question.
Lizzie
He's jumping all over that. That Cooter that's, like, impressed you.
Brooke
If Vicki was here, she'd say, morgan, stop being cooter. Was he.
Chris
He was like a male bird trying to impress you with a jump.
Morgan
This is. This predates me. The injury predates my existence. Yeah.
Brooke
Sort him right.
Lizzie
Bl for Lizzy.
Morgan
Bl. Okay. My boss told me I have to keep asking you these questions.
Chris
Okay?
Brooke
Ask some. Ask them what they think the hardest
Morgan
thing about working with their best friend is.
Lizzie
I can tell you when I'm trying to set up The
Brooke
Rylan would probably have said exactly the same thing at exactly the same time. Whoa. What? Blondie?
Lizzie
Me and my brother bond over this because we have the same. We only have one beef. And it's the same when we're trying to set up these damn cameras and these ladies will not shut the up while we're trying to set up the lights and the cameras and the camera guard and the road caster and the microphone stand. And Brooke will be on a story. And I'm like, I'm not listening to you.
Brooke
I'm just trying to keep you company. I'm just trying to keep you company while you do all of your hard tasks.
Lizzie
You know what?
Brooke
Me too. I'm just trying to keep him company all the time. And you know what he says? I don't want your company. I want to eat Susie cakes with my other friends.
Lizzie
No. That's the only time is when I'm trying to set up the camera, and I'm like, brooke, you know what's beautiful
Chris
is I know you're tuning me out. And I keep going, and I keep going same.
Morgan
It's like having a diary.
Brooke
Let's see I really like you. Yeah, I like you too.
Morgan
You know what?
Brooke
I said the same thing to my husband when I got home.
Morgan
I really like that, bro.
Chris
I texted my husband about you, too.
Lizzie
Yeah, let's ask him the same question and see if our answer is the same.
Morgan
What is the hardest thing about working with your best friend? Oh, it's so hard for him to think of one. Isn't that nice?
Chris
Wow.
Brooke
Must move on.
Chris
Must be nice.
Lizzie
What could really grind your gears?
Brooke
Probably when I get pregnant, like today.
Elizabeth
Yeah. But I love it too. Like, it's hard to. That is, like, it makes it a little more challenging to, like, put an episode out every week, I guess sometimes it's just like, I need to tell her to shut up. She comes through the door, like, at a million miles an hour, and I'm like, save something for the podcast. I'm like, I'm trying to work a little bit. Like, I'm trying to get the document and the ads and I'm trying to organize everything. And she's just like. And I'm like, elizabeth, shut up. Shut up.
Chris
Right, Right.
Morgan
That's so shocking.
Chris
I'm really surprised by that.
Lizzie
I said, setting up the cameras, and Brooke is trying to tell me a
Elizabeth
story, and I'm like. But I've gotten to the point with Lizzie where I'm just like, you just have to be quiet for a minute.
Brooke
I did tell Joe the other day
Morgan
when we left your house and we
Brooke
were sitting at La La Land charging
Morgan
the car, I was like, one of the things that I really like about Ryland is that he and I can sit silently in the same room for an extended period of time and not feel weird.
Elizabeth
We travel really well together. Like, we. I would say you and I have the most fun at a. In a hotel room together.
Brooke
We really do.
Elizabeth
Like, we are our best at a hotel together.
Brooke
Yeah. I'm only giggling because one time we were at a hotel in Vegas and he was nasty to someone, and then at 5 o' clock in the morning, it felt like both of us woke up at the same time, looked over,
Morgan
and he's like, do you think I
Brooke
owe that man an apology?
Elizabeth
I went real Karen on a manager at the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas.
Chris
The only time Morgan and I have,
Brooke
like, been on the brink of actual
Chris
fighting ever was when we were filming Potoween at the Cash Town Inn. It was like motel holiday. We were running on no sleep because we just gone, like, intense ghost hunting the night before four. And we decided that it was the best idea. I mean, the the amount of caffeine we consumed during that 48 hour period, it was. Should be studied by science. It was really scary. And we wound up at a history talk to get into this b. One thing led to another, and we started filming the episode at what, midnight?
Lizzie
Midnight in Labubu. Coffee drags. And I was like, brooke, I'm gonna.
Morgan
That was a choice voice.
Lizzie
Yeah, but that's the only time we've gotten in a tiff.
Brooke
And it was.
Chris
And the minute the camera started rolling,
Lizzie
we looked at each other in our
Chris
ass Labu costumes and we're like. And we're okay.
Lizzie
Everything's okay again.
Elizabeth
Have we gotten in like, a serious tiff since we've been podcasting this morning?
Morgan
No, no, no.
Lizzie
Well, like, that's just for fun.
Elizabeth
That's just how our. We have fun.
Chris
I can tell.
Brooke
I was having fun.
Morgan
That's our love language. No, I mean. I mean, no, I don't think so.
Elizabeth
I'm trying to think if we've gotten in an actual like, like, this could
Chris
be the end fight.
Elizabeth
There's never been this could be the end yet.
Chris
I feel like y' all have a sibling relationship, and I feel like those kinds of relationships are very resilient.
Brooke
I feel like everyone in our orbit thinks we're constantly on the brink of never seeing each other again.
Morgan
Because Joe and I will be out somewhere next, like, oh, Ryland.
Brooke
And he'll be like, what did he say?
Morgan
I'm like, well, I invited him to
Brooke
this thing knowing full well he wasn't gonna come. And now he's texting me that he's livid that he's not here right now.
Chris
Well, he has a bunch of pet frogs who assault my kid, period.
Brooke
My God.
Lizzie
In a cold ass pool, freezing this big ass house. I think that no heater.
Morgan
I only got particularly testy when we were trying to get pregnant the first time.
Elizabeth
Oh, I don't even really recall all that, though. Oh, then forget about, like, testing at me or just in general.
Morgan
No, I think just in general. I was hard to be around. Don't worry about it. You can read about it in my book, period.
Elizabeth
She is writing a book.
Brooke
That's cool.
Morgan
Yeah, there's a lot of questions.
Lizzie
The great thing about us is we have short term memories, so we'll forget it soon enough.
Elizabeth
I will tell a story three times.
Chris
I'll like, wake up in the morning, be like, morgan, was I so. I'm so sorry if I was so annoying yesterday. Like, I was talking a mile minute she goes, I already forgot it Already forgot what happened yesterday. Don't you worry about it.
Morgan
There's.
Lizzie
I have such short memory retention, I can't remember a damn thing.
Morgan
That's probably why you guys are friends with us.
Brooke
You're the only people who can handle it because you don't remember any.
Lizzie
Get it from our mom.
Elizabeth
I don't think any of the hot topics are too important, except for if we wanted to talk about the Alex versus Alex, but we could do that anywhere.
Lizzie
Well, did you see Alex versus Alex? Alex with an eye is not gonna respond on now.
Morgan
Oh, she officially. I thought she was not going to respond.
Lizzie
Well, she was on it. This is what I heard. Do you want to recap from what I heard?
Morgan
Yeah, I want to know what you
Lizzie
heard, because this is the only thing that I'm actively following.
Elizabeth
Well, okay. We have to give the quickest, like, rundown ever. Alex Cooper. Alex Earl. Alex Cooper is the one in Target. I was right. Thank you very much.
Morgan
Okay.
Elizabeth
There was a beef about this.
Morgan
Okay?
Elizabeth
They were gaslighting me in Target when I saw her face, and they're like, she's blonde. She's not Burnett.
Morgan
No, that wasn't her, though, was it? Wasn't that just a model wearing her clothing?
Elizabeth
This is so far.
Lizzie
Alex Cooper has clothing in Target. For what?
Morgan
Unwell.
Elizabeth
For money.
Morgan
It just says unwell.
Lizzie
Do you remember how bad her drink was?
Elizabeth
Yes.
Lizzie
We all thought we were drinking piss water, but yeah.
Elizabeth
Alex Cooper call her daddy. Alex Earl TikTok star, famous fighting.
Lizzie
Alex Cooper owns the Unwell Network. Unwell Network signed Alex Earl when Alex Earl didn't really know much about podcasting. Come to find out Alex Earl was getting paid pennies for what she should have been making. Making for the fact that she's Alex Earl. So what is being alleged? Alex Cooper got a deal for $123 million to sign on. Well, to Sirius XM to have an umbrella of shows. She only offered Alex Cooper as one of her main three shows.
Elizabeth
$1 million is very famous.
Morgan
She only offered Alex Earl $1 million.
Lizzie
She offered Alex Earl, like, $1.2 million, allegedly for the year. Year, knowing that she was making $123 million. And then Alex Earl's dad went in and was like, well, this is bullshit, because Alex Earl is bigger than Alex Cooper. Yeah, well, and you're just profiting off of our kids.
Morgan
And also, Alex Cooper makes a huge deal every time she opens her mouth about, like, women supporting women. And it's like, right? But now you have a really public record of ditching your best Friend who you had a podcast with because she wanted to get more money for you guys as a company. Company and listening to her boyfriend. But then when you break up with her, you take her like, she came up with all, like, she, like Sophia, whatever. Sophia with an F came to call
Elizabeth
her daddy back in the day when it was at its like, peak.
Lizzie
I was a Sophia with an effort.
Morgan
Well, Sophia with an F came up with the word unwell. No, she didn't invent the word unwell, but she was the first one to coin it and use it. And now Alex Cooper is making money hand over over mouth for the word unwell in Target that she's trademarked now. Unwell Network. It's like, that wasn't even your word. Alex Cooper. And she gave her friend all this shit for listening to her boyfriend who literally has like an MBA and worked professionally as a businessman at hbo. And when he realized that the girls were being taken advantage of financially was like, get yours, bitches. And then now she runs a company with her fucking husband. And she literally. Last week we were talking about how she employed Dakota what's his butt. Who's a piece of shit.
Lizzie
It's weird that she. She is giving these girls a platform to talk about their abusers and then also giving their abusers an opportunity for publicity.
Morgan
Well, a lot of people are calling her an ambulance chaser, like the ambulance chaser of the podcast.
Lizzie
The only thing about Alex Cooper is I think it's not like she's begging these people to come holding a gun to their house.
Elizabeth
They want to go at.
Lizzie
Yeah, you can even see the girl in Mormon Wives being like, that would be huge for my career. It's my goal for the next year to be on Call Her Daddy. Like, people. People want to go on the show, so I don't think they can blame her for the fact that people want to come on.
Elizabeth
So I heard a few different things. One being that, like, once Alex Cooper signed Alex Earl, Alex Cooper was expecting Alex Earl to show up to all the unwell events. And then when Alex Earl found out she was like, kind of being taken advantage of. She stopped showing up to some of them. That caused, like, one of the first riffs. And then I guess the second one was over the Carl's Jr. Ad, allegedly.
Morgan
What's the Carl's Jr. Ad?
Elizabeth
They were, I guess, boys both up for it. And then Alex Earl got it.
Morgan
But Alex Cooper doing that doesn't make any sense.
Elizabeth
Now Dave Portnoy has said that or, like, shared a screenshot where Alex Cooper said, I wouldn't have like, I. She was like, you couldn't make me take that 10 million dollar deal if you like held a gun to my head or something.
Chris
Well, the other thing is basically Alex Earl has been commenting and liking comments on all these tiktoks about Alex Cooper. Alex Cooper makes a video basically being like, Alex Earl, I see you, like, knock it off.
Morgan
Tell the people what happened.
Chris
Or tell the people what happened. And she's like, great, I'm on it. Like, I'm gonna do it.
Elizabeth
The thing is, these girls are on two different trajectories. Like Alex Cooper used to be in the space of like, she, her audience was die hard for her personality. She transitioned into being like the Gen Z Oprah. And so now it's her audience.
Brooke
Gross exaggeration of her sworn say that.
Elizabeth
But it's like, well, that person.
Lizzie
Or like a Kelly, like a Kelly and Ryan. Minus Ryan.
Brooke
Well, no, she being the new opri,
Elizabeth
people are no longer clicking on her show for her. They're clicking based on the guest that's there each week. And she has become the go to destination to be interviewed.
Morgan
Yes.
Elizabeth
And so like, yes, like you could call her. She's not giving anyone a car, but not yet.
Lizzie
Where are the giveaways?
Morgan
Where are the giveaways, Cooper?
Elizabeth
Alex Earl is going like the personality driven, driven route. She's on Dancing with the Stars, America falls in love with her. She's doing, she has, she's doing a reality show. She's taking the opportunities that people are falling in love with her personality. So like Alex Cooper can't be upset when people are like loving Alex Earl for being a lovable character when she's taken a back seat and her fandom is now a business, a corporation. Rather than like people liking her as a personality.
Morgan
Do love Alex Earl.
Elizabeth
Everyone does.
Lizzie
Very lovable.
Chris
I heard that a big part of the controversy also was that Alex Cooper is significantly older than Alex Earl.
Morgan
Not too significant.
Chris
Well, at the time this happened, Alex Earl was like 22 and Alex Cooper was 28 or 29. And I guess something happened where they went out, Alex Earl got extremely drunk. And then so on brand, Alex Cooper had her do a video where like she was pretending like Alex Earl was giving, like doing something explicit. What the fuck, Posted it while like they were drunk the next morning, Alex Earle was like, take that down, take that down. And apparently that was one of the big reasons why people were kind of up in arms because they're like, oh. Because I believe at the time too, Alex Earl was in or Alex Cooper was employing Alex.
Morgan
Alex Earl.
Chris
So there was like, no matter what, that's.
Morgan
Hold on. I'm like covering chills by that.
Lizzie
Okay, so there was this guy who came out with a tick tock, basically saying, I worked it unwell at the time. Here is what the. The tip of the iceberg was. Alex Earl's family, Republican Alex Cooper, outwardly liberal, wanted to have Kamala Harris on her call her daddy thing podcast. Sorry, not thing. It's a great show. So Alex Cooper wants to have Kamala Harris and Alex Earl's dad supposedly comes in and is like, we do not want to be tied to this if you're going to go the liberal route. This is in the weeds, everyone. This is my deep dive. Alex Earl's dad said, if you want Alex Earl to stay in the unwell network, you also have to give the Republican party a fair like platform and you have to offer Donald Trump to come on your show and say his side, not just Kamala Harris.
Morgan
Well, does that even line up time frame wise? Because I'm pretty sure Earl was already gone before the presidential election.
Lizzie
Well, I think it was in 20. I don't. Well, I'm not the fat. I'm reciting what this guy, his tik tok is Marcos. And it went super viral because he was like, this is what nobody will tell you because the reason that they think that Alex Earl doesn't want to respond, it's if she responds to what
Elizabeth
the actual confirming she's Republican.
Chris
Yeah.
Morgan
Can you google the timeframe of that? Google when Alex Earl left unwell and when the presidential election.
Elizabeth
Because I will say like, Alex Earl is definitely more likable in this situation. The thing is like, I gotta respect Alex Cooper for what she's built and it would be hard. Like she's, she's. Because of what she's built for herself, she now has a big responsibility and she has this like, she has to kind of act in this high position of green lighting and making tough choices to run this huge conglomerate.
Morgan
Okay, I 100 agree with you. And I think that it's really sick and awesome that a young woman has excelled so far.
Brooke
Far.
Morgan
But honest to goodness, sometimes I look at the choices that she's making and I'm like, this is lowkey failing up. Like, honestly, like it's. I think it's by the grace of God that she got that serious XM deal. And it's not because she was victorious in the call her daddy she created.
Elizabeth
I mean, she put one foot in front of the other booked a celebrity guest that booked another celebrity guest that created this podcast to be the, the biggest interview show there is. And so then of course the streamers are going to jump on. She's going to get a partner with Hulu or wherever her stuff lives.
Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
And so she left February of 2025. Chris.
Morgan
Alex Earl left call her daddy in February of 2025.
Elizabeth
Well, network.
Morgan
Oh, unwell in. In February of 2025.
Lizzie
Yeah. So that would make sense because all
Chris
of these like presidential debates happened before that.
Morgan
Yeah, yeah.
Lizzie
But yeah, you can't. Just because Alex Cooper is an amazing businesswoman does not mean that she is by default a good person. Oh, I'm not saying no, but you have to give her credit for what she.
Morgan
Most people who are, who excel in business are by default not good people.
Elizabeth
And that's the thing though is she's having to make these tough decisions and you do make mistakes. Like, I bet a lot of people have horrific stories about her and on. In that same. Like there's an other side of that where like her and her higher ups at her company are like trying to make the best decision to keep the company going upward, which is people over, which sucks. But you know, like everyone's. If it, if she was a man, they'd just be like, well, yeah, that's what we had to do for the company.
Morgan
Yeah.
Lizzie
Yeah. And it's. I mean, at the end of the day, Alex Earl signed the deal, so she's the one that put herself there. And now what the people of the talk are saying is that the reason that Alex Earl is not going to respond is because her arguments is I was making $1.5 million and that's not enough. Which to the public tik Tok audience, they're going to be like, boohoo.
Elizabeth
What she's bringing to the table is she should have been getting like a five to $10 million.
Lizzie
Right. But you know that, you know, the tick tock people, they're going to be like, oh, womp womp. Then she's going to have to also say, I am in favor of the Republican Party, which Tik Tok is then going to be like, double boo you. So she's not going to say anything according to the guy that has an insider source.
Brooke
Yeah.
Morgan
I mean, I had, I hadn't heard the Republican thing, but I had heard about the video in question where she's doing something questionable or I didn't realize it was demoralizing like that.
Chris
I think it was just a drama drunk decision And I don't think it was in malice in any way. I think the criticism was more like, okay, Alex Cooper has been at this way longer than Alex Earl, and there was some sort of sense of Alex Cooper was taking more of a mentor role, taking her on under her network and doing those things, and she should hold herself to a higher standard to protect the people that she's kind of putting herself in the position to lead.
Morgan
Yeah.
Chris
And I think that's more the thing with the whole drama, in my opinion, is. Is Alex Cooper has positioned herself to be a leader in the space and a leader for her network and kind of a trailblazer for women in the industry in that way. And I feel like responding to Alex. Alex Cooper, who isn't positioning herself that way. Like, Alex Cooper is the party girl.
Elizabeth
She's messy.
Chris
She's messy fom. Yeah, 100%. I think for Alex Cooper to call Alex Earl out for being immature when she's young, and that's. That's kind of.
Morgan
That's her brand.
Chris
That's what people know her as. Like, she's not being fake. That's. That was messy unnecessarily, in my opinion. Like, I understand Alex Cooper is a human and has her own feelings, but keeping that off the Internet, when you've gone away from this is my personality. Alex Cooper to.
Elizabeth
I'm a businesswoman, and I understand from Alex Cooper's point of perspective, it's like to wake up and be poked by Alex Earl every day would be exhausting. But that's something you have to channel and just put aside when you're running the business that you are. And she probably should have ran the video by a few more people and been like, we should leave it in the drafts and just let her keep going because we have too much to lose. Because what Alex Cooper has now done is open the floodgates for everyone, including me, who doesn't consume Alex Cooper or Alex Earl to be talking about it on a podcast.
Lizzie
Our mom knew about it. That's, like, how big it is.
Morgan
It's also only making me think deeper about how Cooper is continually capitalizing on women against women hate crime crimes. Because even when it came down to the Brianna Chicken Fry and Grace o' Malley thing, she's like, I'm going to platform Grace o'. Malley. And I'm not saying that that's what it is, but she definitely thought that she could make a buck off of bringing that girl fight to her. One to her and leaving the other on barstool, which is where she, like, you know what I mean? Like, that's also messy to that point, too.
Chris
Brianna responded to Alex Cooper and was like. Because basically Alex Cooper was, from what I saw, upset with Brianna Chicken fry for saying things to Dave. And Brown is like, we're not friends. Like, look what. And I think what it really is, too, is actions have consequences. So Alex Cooper, you can do whatever you want to do in your business. That's your prerogative. You're allowed to make whatever hard decisions you want to make. But ultimately, you can't do that in a vacuum. Like, people are going to have feelings about it. So obviously she did something to really take tick Alex Earl off well.
Lizzie
And her thing was Alex Cooper came on her story and said, we need to stop the girl on girl hate. Meanwhile, she's the one that started the whole damn thing.
Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
It was just a bad move, and I'm sure she regrets it. I'm sure that she's sitting at home like, oh, why? Could I just close my mouth?
Morgan
Yes. And I live for it. I think it was. Everyone does.
Elizabeth
We're having. Everyone's having a fun time talking about it.
Morgan
I mean, it was like. It was so real. Real. And nobody is real. And she just got on there on her balcony and was like, can you knock it off?
Elizabeth
It happened. We had just finished filming the sip, and Lizzie's like, you should watch this. Just because it is so, like, it's like, what?
Chris
It's out of character.
Elizabeth
It is very like, she is just like, what's up, girl? Let's talk about it. Let's.
Morgan
You can tell she's fuming.
Elizabeth
She's fuming. But it is like it. And that's the thing about the Internet. Like, we want that, and everyone likes that. But then now it's open to the floodgates for Alex Cooper in a way that, like, she can't go back. Go back, and everyone's gonna have an opinion for Earl.
Chris
People are looking at her under a microscope, too, and I'm sure neither of them thought that that was gonna happen.
Lizzie
Well, I thought it was interesting because in her TikTok, she was like, you're trying to cover up that's online for you. But no one's really hating on Alex Earl. But on Alex Cooper's side, nobody cared about Love Overboard and nobody cared about Unwell games. Yeah. Is she trying to cover up her own ship by then deflecting the blame to Alex Earl, who everybody loves?
Elizabeth
I was listening to the lady gang, which I just don't want to like, Take their information and then not say who they.
Lizzie
Lady gang.
Elizabeth
She's an entertain. One of them is an entertainment journalist. Like she. She's a red carpet reporter. And she was saying it's classic like, like block and bridge or something where you like, you block what's going on and then build a bridge to a different topic in pr. And she was just saying that. I guess what Alex Cooper is referring to Alex Earl is. I guess there was one ingredient in her skincare line that was like that in some cases brings breakouts, doesn't fix breakouts. So I guess there was like that little thing. But by no means was it a scandal or something that needed to be covered up in a huge way.
Morgan
Yeah, I don't think that that's Earl's vibe either. She's also always been real and raw on the Internet.
Lizzie
I think why people like her. She's like, I'm just having fun. And Alex Cooper's like, I'm a business mogul. I'm the best to ever do it.
Morgan
And see. Like honestly, just I.
Lizzie
The.
Morgan
The quality and caliber of the content that Cooper creates to me is lacking. That's why I'm like, I think she's lucky by the grace of God to have gotten this far because what she's creating is not truly worth consuming. It's like what you said. She got somebody else to come on her show. I came to watch the show because somebody else was there. I don't watch call her daddy unless there's somebody that I give a about
Elizabeth
on it dependent now. And that's what she gave up is her connection to her audience. There's no longer younger. She's become a businesswoman, not an entertainer.
Morgan
And I. But what I'm saying is. But her business is entertainment and she's not entertaining.
Elizabeth
Yes. It's guest driven. She's. No, she's.
Brooke
Oh, I mean, no, I mean even
Morgan
the YouTube stuff that she's put out, like is she.
Brooke
She has.
Elizabeth
Well, but she's the.
Morgan
It just is.
Brooke
Like are you.
Morgan
Does. Does anybody give a. Like she had all the Daddy gang
Lizzie
isn't the Daddy gang anymore. It's the people who are watching for whoever they care about.
Elizabeth
She's the new generations Entertainment Tonight. If you have something you need to go on a press tour about.
Morgan
But she's not even doing that because what she's expanded underneath her unwell network is that that reality show on YouTube that nobody give a about and it's got people on it that are really polarizing that usually you'd be Like, I want to watch that car accident. Nobody gives a. That she's crashed her car.
Elizabeth
She's.
Lizzie
You know what I mean?
Morgan
Like, it's just. Maybe I don't need to be so nasty to her, but, like, Morgan's stressing
Brooke
me out with her face right now. But let's not forget who called her Alex Pooper.
Lizzie
I think I agree with.
Brooke
I agree.
Elizabeth
I think the rush release of that show was a bad move, like, because it obviously wasn't supposed to come out yet.
Lizzie
To sit down with Taylor, Frankie Paul and be like, I'm so sorry for all of the abuse you endured and then give Dakota a paycheck is crazy. Crazy because you don't care about these people. You care about what their face is going to do for your channel. She wants the 1 out of 10 every time on the YouTube analytics, and when she doesn't get it, she's pissed.
Chris
But then to the Brianna chicken fry thing, it's. I thought we were cool, girl, like, releasing dms, but between her and Brianna chicken fry, when they were friendly, and Brianna's like, that was two years before you platformed this. Like, you didn't. You didn't care about me in the way that you moved in business. So obviously, our friendship or, like, kind of like camaraderie. Yeah. Like, that's gonna suffer. And so I think that's the thing that's lacking with Alex is it's like, well, I am a girl's girl. And, like, obviously, I'm a girl's girl. I'm gonna have Taylor on, and I'm gonna give her a platform, and I'm gonna have Jesse on and give her a platform. But then at the same time. Time when it's gonna benefit her in business, it's like she has two different brains and then is confused when there's repercussions from the other side.
Elizabeth
And that's what's challenging about running a huge business and being the face of a huge business, because you are like, I understand the challenges that she's facing, and she's trying to do her best to navigate it, but then when she opens the floodgates for people to commentate on how she's running her business with this Alix Earl thing, it's like, oh, girl. Because everyone's going to now come out with their horror stories with her production company with her, with their experience with her, and it's like, e. Well, it's
Chris
hard to be the boss and the talent.
Morgan
I. I also think I'd be less. Like, I think I'D be more on her side if she was creating something that I felt was fruitful in any capacity.
Brooke
And I.
Elizabeth
Well, she's lost her relatability with. With people.
Morgan
Yeah.
Elizabeth
Like, because when she was back, even though she had, like, a co host in Sophia, she was still like, you're tuning in for their personalities, and she's lost, like, she's lost her. Her connection.
Chris
I just don't know if she's a trustworthy source in the way that she panders to whoever's with her.
Lizzie
Right.
Chris
So she's gonna give the same energy to Taylor she's gonna give to Dakota,
Elizabeth
because she has to play that game to book the next.
Chris
Exactly.
Elizabeth
She can never have a real opinion.
Chris
And I think in today's day, talking about, like, fruitful. That's why certain people will seek out interviewers that maybe are more opinionated and have more of a stance, because you can trust that they're actually going to dig in and stand. Stand for something. Whereas I feel like Alex goes a very neutral route, which is good for booking. But when it comes to, like.
Elizabeth
And that's like, what Wendy will, you're either one or the other. Like, Wendy Williams would be like, I'm with the people. I'm for the people. And if that means I get less guests, I'm gonna say it like I mean it. So you either have to be that, or you have to pander and get the big guests right. And it just is what it is.
Morgan
I think the panderers tend to fall by the wayside because I do think, like, it's like the cream rises to the top. And if they're interesting and engaging to watch, we will. And if you're not
Lizzie
s. What do
Elizabeth
we have as a positive note to end the show on?
Morgan
Oh, not a one.
Lizzie
I love Alex Earl Skincare. I've been trying it, and I feel like it's working. Really? And we hated Alex Cooper's drink. Just saying.
Brooke
What do we have that's positive?
Lizzie
Well, if you're gonna sell someone something,
Elizabeth
still need to eat. So there will be something positive.
Morgan
I mean, I could just say I'm pregnant right now.
Lizzie
Derpy McLory.
Chris
Derpy McLurry to make me jealous right now, Lizzie.
Elizabeth
Okay, well, we'll see you wherever we end up.
Morgan
Oh, I have fun.
Brooke
I have one positive thing. Okay, great.
Morgan
Matthew McConaughey is a good man. And
Elizabeth
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Elizabeth
Okay, girls, we have decided we are going to do family lunch at Olive Garden. I honestly cannot believe that we've never done this on the sip. I don't think we ever have. I know we have on Shane's channel. That's crazy. Never on the sip. No. So everyone's just going to get whatever they want to eat. We're going to have a family style lunch and enjoy. We have so many people that we have two cars. Cuz Spencer, Lizzy's dad and of course Lizzy are joining us too. So here we are.
Brooke
Woohoo.
Elizabeth
Let's go to the garden. Just some exterior shots of the garden. Okay, we need a table for four, five, six, seven, eight. Eight of us. You're. You're tik toking live a lot. I'm starting to. I don't tik tok.
Chris
Oh don't. I'm there and I'm like, he's like gonna think I'm cuz we haven't met until today. And I'm like oh my God, is he gonna think I'm a freak loser?
Elizabeth
Like no. If I knew you were in there I would have panicked. No, I would, I would have been like, oh, I can't do this anymore.
Brooke
I was like, oh my God, Chris, you're doing so well.
Chris
And someone's like, is that Brooke from Morgan's podcast?
Elizabeth
I was like, oh, eight. I think if I can count it's eight. Thank you. Oh look, we found the rest of the party.
Brooke
Woo.
Elizabeth
A little bit of what happened in your car ride. It seems dark.
Morgan
Oh, it's just bright out here.
Elizabeth
Oh, we're all ready to go. And you guys are all. I don't know if it was like a party mobile but we had a good time. Okay. Well we had a great time so
Morgan
we learned a lot about Spencer.
Elizabeth
Thank you very much. Thank you. Thank you. What did you guys learn about Spencer? Brigham University. Oh, here we are in the garden.
Morgan
Smell that in here.
Lizzie
So fun. There's all these turtles and cats and
Elizabeth
I also look, princess seating.
Brooke
Wow.
Elizabeth
I guess maybe Lizzy and I are here.
Lizzie
You guys want to sit here?
Elizabeth
Thank you.
Lizzie
Just tell me where.
Morgan
Oh, you're up there.
Elizabeth
How pretty are you?
Brooke
We can do four and four.
Elizabeth
This is more seats than we. Oh wow.
Lizzie
Yeah, we can do one. We could invite more people.
Chris
We should.
Elizabeth
Should we find more friends? All of our friends are here.
Morgan
Four husbands.
Elizabeth
Mizzy's pop popular. Is Brooke popular?
Lizzie
Yes, Lizzy. Brook and Lizzy are the same.
Elizabeth
Well, somebody should sit there cuz lighting's good there. You guys are unfortunately backlit. Do you have your Alex ear? Yeah. That's good. Chris, are we going to trigger people and say, tasting the entire menu. That we definitely won't do. Oo get ready to. Yeah, they get upset that we do that. And I'm like, what do you expect? Have you ever clicked on a video of mine that isn't some form of clickbait? No. Okay.
Lizzie
Look at the chocolate lasagna.
Morgan
No, I won't.
Elizabeth
Chocolate.
Lizzie
I'm showing like.
Brooke
No, do it.
Elizabeth
Honestly, I'm kind of excited to be here.
Brooke
Should we all go around?
Chris
This is just toxic looking. I love it.
Lizzie
You know what's so funny? Let me tell you guys something very romantic about my family. Every Valentine's Day, dad takes not only Mom. Mom, he takes me, Susie, Grandma, and Mom to the Olive Garden because none of us ever have Valentine's dates. Wow.
Elizabeth
That's Mom's with her.
Brooke
That's so, so sweet.
Lizzie
Plus, it's Grandma's favorite. Nothing it says thriving in my late twenties like Valentine's dinner with my family.
Elizabeth
It's beautiful.
Brooke
They're in the witness protection.
Elizabeth
It's really sad. Should we. Well, but then are we all going to be dark?
Morgan
I need a glass to take.
Elizabeth
This is Lizzie's idea of a fun lunch.
Morgan
Excuse me, can I have everyone's attention? Okay, we're gonna go around the table, and each of us is gonna do our favorite Daniel Day Lewis line.
Elizabeth
Oh, before she said monologue, but I'm
Brooke
realizing I really only have a line.
Elizabeth
I couldn't even tell you a movie. You have one ready to go?
Morgan
I have a couple.
Lizzie
I have a couple. Okay, so I don't know.
Morgan
Give you one. I'll give you one. Dicky will.
Chris
We don't know who that is.
Elizabeth
What is the front? Your favorite Daniel Day Lewis line.
Brooke
Favorite Daniel Day Lewis line?
Elizabeth
Yes.
Brooke
We've all got the same line.
Elizabeth
Then tell us yours, Elizabeth.
Morgan
Okay, well, no, I'll give Brooke my second one.
Elizabeth
And we'll start with your mom and. Oh, does she know him?
Chris
No.
Elizabeth
No.
Lizzie
I had to say, can somebody give me one? And Lizzy said yes. And so she said, I abandoned my boy. That's how she said it.
Elizabeth
Everything okay?
Morgan
You just don't recognize him because he's a chameleon. Then just comes the role. I remember when I was spending time with Sally Field and her. Her son, they were talking about when they were shooting Lincoln. You might remember Sally was nominated for an Academy Award that year. Her son was talking about what, a dragon?
Brooke
Or you maybe have my dad.
Elizabeth
Is this gonna be one line? Yeah, one line.
Morgan
I'm just describing.
Elizabeth
And action.
Brooke
All I have is My name.
Morgan
It's a lived in role for me.
Lizzie
The entire Olive Garden just shook. Literally vibrated.
Morgan
They're shaking because it rakes like old vomit in here. That's why we're all shaking.
Elizabeth
We're sick.
Lizzie
It's her feet.
Elizabeth
Oh, my gosh. We didn't react to it. We could do that on your podcast, I guess, if you need content.
Chris
Wait, I haven't heard about your feet.
Lizzie
Hold on to it.
Elizabeth
Okay, well, this is about the food, so we'll be back when there's food. Oh, Chris has one. I have one. I'm not gonna say it right, but my. My lie. Kiss me, my girl, before I am sick.
Morgan
Was that your performance or was that. Are you gonna give it a.
Elizabeth
Not a great actor? No, that wasn't prepared performance on it. I don't remember how he made an aggressive choice. Kiss me, my girl, before I'm sick. Something like that. Something like that.
Morgan
I felt the death. I felt the death.
Elizabeth
There's a problem with the line, though, being. It seems he's already sick.
Lizzie
Right.
Morgan
Right in my heart. It's before he's wretched.
Elizabeth
If you see the movie, she's poisoning him and he doesn't know.
Lizzie
So classic.
Brooke
So not to be confused with Marlon Brando's Last Tango in Paris.
Elizabeth
Get the butter. This is from Raging Bull.
Brooke
Take your panties off.
Morgan
No, it's not just any line. It's Daniel Day Lewis line.
Brooke
This is Daniel.
Morgan
Oh, my bad. My bad.
Brooke
Well, actually, you're. You're right.
Elizabeth
It's not.
Brooke
That wasn't a Daniel Day Lewis.
Lizzie
We still liked it.
Morgan
You could.
Brooke
That was De Niro.
Lizzie
Sorry.
Elizabeth
We like him here, too.
Morgan
You know what?
Elizabeth
What?
Morgan
They're both men.
Brooke
You know, you're right.
Chris
I didn't think of it like that.
Brooke
They are.
Elizabeth
They would both gaslight you about rats and mice in your home.
Morgan
You know what? Men will. Men.
Elizabeth
Okay, we'll be back with food. Brooke, this is great for my title because it's always like, first time. Brook just revealed she's never eaten at the Olive Garden before.
Lizzie
She just asked what kind of salad to get. I was like, thank you.
Elizabeth
You don't choose. It is.
Chris
Yeah, I'm scouring. I'm like, where are the salads?
Lizzie
And order.
Chris
There's no.
Elizabeth
There's a real divide between the soups here. Liz or Morgan and Chris are like, can't get enough of the chicken gnocchi. Elizabeth is you performatively not being able
Morgan
to say in gnocchi.
Elizabeth
Gnocchi.
Morgan
When the cameras are off. When the cameras are off. He's like gnocchi.
Elizabeth
Our Croatian neighbors. What would they call it?
Morgan
Gnocchi.
Elizabeth
Oh, I thought it was gnocchi. It is also. It's a topic. Oh, sorry.
Brooke
The food by sampler.
Elizabeth
What's that?
Lizzie
What's that?
Elizabeth
What is does.
Brooke
Fried ravioli.
Elizabeth
Interesting.
Chris
You're going to be on our.
Elizabeth
Took meatballs to order that. Oh, wow. That looks incredible. Wow. Loosening your belt already.
Lizzie
Where we're from, if you were going like out on the town, like it was somebody's birthday. It was either Olive Garden or Chili's. And that was like the creme de la creme. This is like Mama's got money this week. Where did we go for Ryan and Austin's birthday? Red robin.
Elizabeth
Red Robin. I am not a red Robin.
Morgan
Everybody knows.
Lizzie
Good job.
Chris
The fries are so good. The fries are good with a little salt thing.
Lizzie
I would prefer chilies to red robin any day though.
Morgan
That might be hot.
Elizabeth
He was really taken aback by that. Everyone just dig in a little bit. However you want to do it. Lizzie looked at the baked ZD and she goes, am I gonna have dairy today? And I was like, this must have been having dairy. Joe came over. Your husband comes over and he goes, oh, yeah, she's not dairy. And it's really shown a difference. And I was like, who's gonna tell him? Who's gonna tell him? All this woman does is consume.
Morgan
Do you want to know what's crazy? Dinner had dairy it last night.
Elizabeth
Which one? All of it. Now I know I was.
Morgan
No, all of it. Everything was coated and butter.
Lizzie
It's like me when I was vegan.
Elizabeth
For attention I'm taking.
Morgan
Finally some vegan admits it.
Elizabeth
What's a baked ziti, Spencer?
Lizzie
Do you want any?
Elizabeth
It's like a ziti with a pasta.
Brooke
You're not a meatballer.
Elizabeth
They put cheese in it. Oh, my God. It's good. It's really good. Yes. Have you tried this? You crunch and it splats cheese in your mouth. Yeah. Oh, my God. We need to tell some people about this.
Brooke
Someone needs to know.
Elizabeth
You guys need to know that this exists.
Brooke
Oh, that's plenty, Lizzy.
Lizzie
I've been trying to tell people for years. If you don't like chain restaurants, you're the problem.
Elizabeth
Do you want a meatball? Cuz you ordered the meatballs.
Brooke
I suggested the meatballs.
Morgan
It's a comparative study. Because.
Lizzie
Because last week we bomb.
Elizabeth
Yes. Okay. Those are really good. The spinach artichoke dip. I don't know that I've had this here. Have you guys? Underneath did you try to make Zood? You don't like it? No, it's great. Oh, my gosh. I could. Oh, you like it? I was about to really attack. I was like, no, that is good.
Lizzie
That's delicious. Is that okay?
Elizabeth
Yeah, one there. Oh, we do need a light sources.
Lizzie
I didn't bring my Alex.
Elizabeth
We really did her dirty. I guess I'll just go like this. Nutritious.
Brooke
10 out of 10.
Lizzie
You know what this makes me want? Makes me want to go to Italy real bad with you. Oh, my God.
Elizabeth
Meatball's really good. The ziti is good. Everything's good so far.
Morgan
That's a plan I'm getting.
Chris
What about London?
Elizabeth
What's the meatball in reality? It's pretty good. Pretty. Did you try the ziti? Ziti was really good. All right.
Chris
I like these chips.
Elizabeth
Oh, you're lighting her.
Brooke
I'm lighting her.
Elizabeth
Story about don't burn your tongue. I'm gonna reach, if that's okay. Please do it. If you want, we could close these then. I'm worried about my lighting and I'm selfish. We can try it. You know what? We can try.
Lizzie
We're going to try. Say this is more a standout than the dip.
Elizabeth
The what is worse.
Brooke
Okay.
Elizabeth
I do look like seven points uglier. Let me see how Morgan looks. Okay. It's better for them, worse for me. That's fine. How about open it sliver?
Morgan
Was it a little on me or was it shot?
Lizzie
Is a little.
Elizabeth
Okay. Well, we love it all, you guys. We'll be back when we order real food. That's good. Unless somebody has something to say. And you, if you do, then you need to grab the camera.
Morgan
And I are starting a podcast.
Elizabeth
Okay, bye.
Brooke
We are okay.
Lizzie
If we could retire.
Elizabeth
I'm going to move.
Lizzie
We probably would.
Elizabeth
Can I pull like an Alex Cooper? And you're under the network, so I take a huge percentage of it and
Morgan
we get a smaller percentage.
Elizabeth
Yeah, perfect.
Lizzie
Can I tell you guys something good? I have been presenting the SDPN as a real thing for so long that I was like, oh, Brooke and I are going, like, with audio.
Brooke
Boom.
Lizzie
Somebody messed up, messaged me and was like, I think it's so sick after all your family has been through that you would leave the Shane Dawson Podcast Network. And I was like, it's not a real network.
Elizabeth
That's really funny.
Lizzie
Something that I made up.
Brooke
I love that you made it up and it came back to bite you.
Elizabeth
Yeah. It doesn't affect our lives.
Lizzie
How dare you leave your brother's network. You traitor. And I was like, it's not real. He doesn't believe in it either. I'm the only one that believes in the dream.
Chris
No, we're all in. Under the umbrella, I'm making T shirts, embroidering them.
Morgan
I'm literally selling my own merch.
Chris
Yeah, I saw that. Yeah, I saw that.
Elizabeth
Did anyone try the breadsticks? No, not yet. I have a cuz you cut the breadsticks in half. You. You dip it in the gnocchi. It absorbs and then the breadsticks go off. It's so good. That's the move. The soup is really the play for the bread. To me, it's like the ranch with the bread and cheesecake you need. Okay. Morgan was very excited about the chips, but I do have to say I think the bread is better in the spinach. Artichoke dip. Did you try dip your bread in that? I wanted. Cheers.
Lizzie
Not me.
Elizabeth
I have some. We had the same idea. He's so nice. Oh, the bread sticks are unbeatable.
Lizzie
It's a classic.
Elizabeth
Delish. I do love the peppers on their salad. Those ones are right.
Morgan
So he was patient zero.
Chris
Well, the military lunch.
Lizzie
Oh, yeah, I had the min.
Elizabeth
Gorgeous.
Morgan
Not for me, thank you.
Lizzie
You got to split the breadstick and you got to let it meditate in the soup.
Elizabeth
Exactly.
Lizzie
You got to let it station on up in there.
Brooke
Meditate or marination.
Lizzie
Bold.
Elizabeth
Before she even said it. That's the move. Move. You have to. Okay, let me let my breadstick meditate while Lizzy takes a bite of her salad. Here you go. Peace and blessings. Hold on. It's directional right now.
Lizzie
It was spiritual, she said.
Elizabeth
Lizzy's dad told me it's marinate, not meditate. But I mean, the breathticks are not sentient beings.
Brooke
They're incapable of mindfulness or self awareness.
Lizzie
Well, you want to call this a non high st. High class establishment? They make the salad plates chill.
Chris
I noticed that.
Lizzie
That's nice.
Elizabeth
How is the salad?
Morgan
Delish.
Elizabeth
Really? Yeah. Coming from a woman who said it seems lacking in dressing. And I was like, it seems like it's swimming and dressing. How do you feel now as a
Morgan
sentient being who meditates a lot? Yeah, I can. I can admit when I'm wrong. I just have to jump into traffic afterwards. And.
Brooke
So beautiful that you can admit that on camera.
Elizabeth
Salad.
Lizzie
Oh, it's delicious.
Elizabeth
Same as it always has been. First time ever.
Chris
Consistent. So good.
Elizabeth
Yum. Ditto.
Brooke
Yum.
Elizabeth
We were so like Chris was investigating the. Chris. Dad was Investigating the meatballs, comparing them Cheesecake Factory to Olive Garden and no different. Literally. No different like literally the. The same manufacturer as far as we're concerned. All right, I'm gonna try the breads. I feel like it's meditated long enough. I've got to try the breadstick dipped in the yard. How do you say it? No, you got it. You nailed it. First, I need one of the dumplings. You know, I know. I'm trying to find one to eat. I'm having a hard time finding one. There it is. Like a dog. I don't want my tongue. I like how like the hook interact with.
Lizzie
There it is. There it is.
Brooke
Gotcha, little bugger.
Elizabeth
I'm going to have to wait three hours for it to cool down cuz I'm sick of burning my tongue all day.
Morgan
And you burned it yesterday.
Elizabeth
I know. Do I have a sensitive tongue Temperature? I think we're just.
Brooke
We're just sensitive. Sensitive.
Elizabeth
Snowflake, are you a. Or do you have a sensitive song? The noodle is soft. Delicious.
Lizzie
It's not a noodle.
Elizabeth
It's delicious, right? What do you. What is it?
Lizzie
It's a potato.
Brooke
It is.
Elizabeth
What's going on? They're telling me New York eat is a potato. Yeah, it's a potato. Whose side are you on?
Lizzie
I've made a truth and justice and justice for all.
Elizabeth
Screw you guys. Screw the. These people. Spencer, it's a noodle, right?
Lizzie
I think it qualifies as kind of a noodle.
Morgan
Right?
Elizabeth
Kind of a noodle. That's the energy.
Brooke
Potato, flour and eggs.
Elizabeth
Yeah.
Chris
So it's a noodle.
Brooke
A noodle is just flour.
Morgan
Flour and eggs. And why did the French only use one egg to make an omelette? Anyone? Anyone?
Elizabeth
That's a really good point.
Morgan
Because one egg is enough.
Lizzie
That was good.
Elizabeth
Not if you're American. We'll be back with our entree. Well, I haven't had a bite of the salad, if I'm being honest. Let's see. I got one of the big olives.
Lizzie
Oh my God.
Chris
Chosen ones.
Elizabeth
How about you losers? I got any olives?
Morgan
I just didn't feel like, you know, stuff on you.
Elizabeth
Yes, please.
Chris
You're really considerate.
Brooke
Wow.
Elizabeth
Omg. As Spencer and I ordered the same thing and we both thought it was a big risk independently. It's the steak organzola carbonara, period. Okay, Chris, your review. So I've had this before. I have to be honest. This is my go to. But I love it's only a forward bike right now. I love Seafood Alfredo. I think it's delicious. It has shrimp and scallops and it just has a little bit more spice than the regular Alfredo. It's delicious. This is very bright. I have to tap. Okay, here we go. Passing it down. Oh, you're not gonna take a bite? Oh, I have to take a bite. Oh, you already. I'll take a bite. I'll take a bite. I'll take a bite. You get a scallop, you get a shrimp, you get the pasta ready,
Lizzie
you
Elizabeth
drop some of it and it's so good. It's home. It feels like home. It's nostalgic. Is that Olive Garden? She knows their slogan, but she's never been.
Lizzie
I saw the best commercial this morning. There was a Domino's commercial and they changed their slogan to dominoes out loud.
Brooke
She goes, that was really good.
Elizabeth
I thought that was the best.
Chris
She goes, that was really good.
Elizabeth
I'm pretty pleased by it too. Okay. Spencer and I. Cuz we have anyone do that. McDonald's. Like any restaurant could do it. That's fair. You know what? Because we have the same thing. Spencer. Yeah. We have to eat. Okay. Together. I'm getting the full everything. I have a. I have like. Oh, I need a tomato too. Okay, I'm ready. Okay,
Lizzie
That's really good.
Elizabeth
The blue cheese is bold. I would say bold is a good word. It's bold. Yeah. I'll stick with bold. Whoa. It's gorgonzola. Blue cheese, Gorgonzola. It's bold. Is it beautiful? What do you know what you guys think about your. Yes, please do. It's bold. What did you do? I think that's the only word for it. You just need to get a little piece of everything. Steak, tomato, spin. Oh, I'm such a loser. She's such a loser.
Morgan
Mia Goff was seen recently in an interview and she says in the middle of a scene, she just looked at her scene partner and really earnestly is like, I think I'm a loser. And I'm really scared
Elizabeth
just to open them both up too.
Lizzie
Mia.
Chris
Mia gets it.
Elizabeth
And we both have children. Shy. Oh, well, you got more steak than noodle.
Morgan
She's bold and beautiful.
Elizabeth
Wow. But I'm a blue cheese girly. She goes all the way to beautiful.
Morgan
Okay.
Lizzie
I ordered angel hair pasta with mushroom sauce.
Elizabeth
It's the best. Wow.
Lizzie
It's really good. Would you like to try it?
Brooke
Anyone?
Lizzie
Any?
Elizabeth
No? Christopher. Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken. Margarita comes out of your mouth. Is it good? Tastes great. Wow. Really good. These two just stuck with their Soups and salads.
Lizzie
That's my goat. No, the soup is filling you guys.
Elizabeth
Like, no. By the time I finished my soup, I was like, oh, I'm full. I'm already full. Yeah, we did get all the apps. Honestly, I could do more of the baked zd. Yeah, I mean, I'm full, but that's. That's what I would have. I would have put my focus there. I can hard launch a big beauty. All right, you guys, we just did a gender reveal for someone. We really did.
Brooke
We really did.
Elizabeth
Lizzy, like, just. Lizzy's the only one that knows the gender of someone we don't know in person. And she asked us to guess. And then Lizzy revealed. Well, I'm assuming he's watching this, right?
Morgan
Oh, she probably is. Hey, girl.
Elizabeth
Hey, girl. Congratulation. We won't spoil it here. In case you haven't brought the video
Lizzie
yet, you've been holding the chocolates out on.
Elizabeth
He just dropped them off. One of the best things about Olive Garden is their chocolates. I will say my milk is a dark, funky, like this funky. And the blue cheese was overpowering. I also only had, like two pieces of nookie in my nookie soup, but the flavor was good the way said.
Morgan
But you also got some 3D printed chicken, and that's what counts.
Elizabeth
I'll be back.
Lizzie
Say, no.
Morgan
No.
Elizabeth
He says nookie. There's not actually everyone.
Lizzie
You get a.
Elizabeth
A lot. Yeah, we need a pallet
Lizzie
like the Mint Spencers.
Elizabeth
No, I needed it after. I was like, some of the meat had to go back on the plate. Okay, a good tip for not eating too many carbs in an Italian restaurant is get a fat dick. I know I'm not over full because of it.
Lizzie
Thank you, Owen Cardon.
Elizabeth
But the bread dicks.
Lizzie
Whoa.
Elizabeth
Now the bread sticks dipped in their soup. That was a Freudian slip. Oh, my gosh. The mincer.
Lizzie
I love those.
Elizabeth
These are my favorite. But I guess that's not produced by them, though. They're Andy's.
Chris
We should put them in the oven.
Elizabeth
I don't think anything here is crazy. Yeah, well, Olive Garden, we had a great time with you. I hope you had fun with us. Oh, my gosh. I guess. And that's the sip.
Brooke
Retake.
Elizabeth
Okay, everyone's links are in the description section below. Oh, make sure you go watch their version of this podcast on Friday on the Morgan Adams Channel on Friday. It will be linked below and on the end screen once it's live. We love you very much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the s.
Lizzie
Oh, the kisses.
Elizabeth
She forgot her phone. She had to be cheap, chased out. I would give her shit, but I have quickly become her.
Date: April 22, 2026
Hosts: Ryland Adams (Elizabeth), Lizzie Gordon
Guests: Morgan Adams, Brooke Barry, Chris (friend/producer), Spencer (family), additional family
This episode brings together hosts Ryland Adams and Lizzie Gordon for an especially lively group chat with Morgan Adams and Brooke Barry. The group shares a family-style meal at Olive Garden, explores chaotic friendship dynamics, navigates kid and critter dramas, and unpacks the hottest podcasting gossip—especially the explosive Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl controversy. Expect classic "Sip" banter: cranky humor, mutual gaslighting, deep dives into personal mishaps, and side-splitting stories from their lives.
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| Segment | Timestamps | |------------------------------------------------------|--------------| | Opening chaos, sibling/friend banter | 00:00–13:16 | | Pool party/household animal stories | 07:08–24:28 | | Mouse/rat memories | 24:58–30:20 | | Parenting, kids, struggles with jumping | 31:18–34:50 | | Kitchen anxieties, cooking fails | 34:51–38:00 | | Podcast production, working with friends | 54:45–59:40 | | Alex Cooper vs. Alex Earl recap & analysis | 61:20–81:46 | | Olive Garden taste test/food reactions | 86:47–108:31 | | Inside jokes, meta moments, wrap-up | Interspersed |
The episode is classic "Sip": fast-paced, self-deprecating, humorous, full of pop culture tea, family jabs, and loving gaslighting. The group oscillates seamlessly between irreverent jokes and genuine tenderness, proof that even frenemies and chaotic families can make a meal—and a podcast—memorable.
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