Tasting EVERYTHING at RAISING CANE’S with Shane and Spencer!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon – "Tasting EVERYTHING at RAISING CANE’S with Shane and Spencer!!"

Episode Overview

In this lively episode of The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon, released on February 12, 2025, host Ryland Adams and co-host Lizze Gordon embark on a flavorful adventure exploring the menu at Raising Cane’s. Joined by guests Shane and Spencer, the episode blends candid conversations, personal anecdotes, and engaging discussions about pop culture and hot topics. True to their promise that "nothing is off limits," the trio delivers an uncensored and entertaining episode that keeps listeners hooked from start to finish.

Business and Patreon Announcement

Early in the episode, Ryland and Lizze reveal significant updates about their podcasting journey. Ryland announces the launch of their Patreon, aiming to offer exclusive content to their dedicated listeners. At [03:35], Ryland shares:

“Today we are announcing that we've decided. Lizzie and I have been thinking about this for over a year...”

Lizze expresses her enthusiasm for the new venture, highlighting the added value for subscribers, including extended content and special live sessions:

Lizze: “Spicy content.”

Ryland further elaborates on the offerings, detailing extra 20-minute segments post-episode, quarterly live interactive Q&As, and exclusive merchandise available only to Patreon supporters:

Ryland: “What we're offering is an extra 20 minutes after every episode... And then the last thing is, I've never been able to refigure out the merch for this show...”

Disneyland Adventure with Shane and Spencer

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to recounting Ryland and Lizze’s recent trip to Disneyland with Shane and Spencer. The group shares humorous and relatable experiences, from battling the elements on rides to navigating crowded attractions. At [15:22], Lizze narrates their strategy to make the most of their time:

Lizze: “So Rylan and I splintered off from the group for what was assumed as a punishment to wait in the world's longest line. But jokes on everyone. We had the best time in that line...”

Ryland adds his own anecdotes about dealing with ride malfunctions and the challenges of maintaining a positive vibe amidst chaos:

Ryland: “He was like, are you okay?... I think you're the cart. That something bad happened.”

The conversation is peppered with funny moments, such as dealing with wet ponchos and unexpected interactions with other park-goers. They also discuss witnessing a charming yet off-key singing couple, which becomes a memorable highlight of their visit.

Personal Life Updates

Throughout the episode, Ryland and Lizze incorporate updates about their personal lives, particularly focusing on their experiences as parents. They share heartwarming stories about their children, Billy and Max, showcasing the joys and challenges of parenthood. At [31:11], Lizze reflects on Billy’s development:

Lizze: “Billy loved swim this week. Scream. Laughing, splashing, kicking, thriving. It was his jam.”

Ryland complements her sentiments, emphasizing the deepening bond they share with their growing children:

Ryland: “Now that Billy's really come into his own, I feel like him and I have bonded a lot more because we can play.”

These personal insights add depth to the episode, allowing listeners to connect with the hosts on a more intimate level.

Celebrity Gossip and Hot Topics

True to the podcast’s focus on pop culture and hot topics, Ryland and Lizze delve into discussions about celebrities and current events. However, they express a shift away from negative gossip, aiming to maintain a positive and high-vibration dialogue. At [42:03], Ryland explains their change in approach:

Ryland: “The reason we don't do major hot gossip anymore is because I don't feel good shitting on people in general...”

Lizze agrees, highlighting the importance of being well-informed before expressing opinions:

Lizze: “If we're going to speak on a topic, we need to be very well educated on it if we're going to provide our shit bag opinion.”

They touch upon specific celebrity topics, including a breakdown of relationships involving Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds, but choose to handle these discussions with a focus on authenticity and positivity rather than negativity.

Raising Cane’s Tasting Experience

The core of the episode revolves around the group’s tasting experience at Raising Cane’s. Joined by Shane and Spencer, they explore various menu items, providing candid reviews and personal preferences. The conversation includes humorous takes on the restaurant’s offerings, such as coleslaw and their signature sauces.

At [62:25], Chris shares his appreciation for the chicken’s freshness:

Chris: “None of it is ever frozen. And they don't use heat lamps, nothing like that. It's all, like, legitimately prepared.”

Meanwhile, Lizze and Ryland humorously debate the correct terminology for coleslaw, adding a light-hearted dynamic to their reviews:

Lizze: “They have coleslaw.”

Ryland: “No, it's coleslaw, bitch. You're so nuts.”

The friends engage in playful banter about their experiences, ensuring the tasting segment remains both informative and entertaining. Their honest feedback about the food, combined with their natural chemistry, makes for an engaging and relatable discussion.

Conclusion

Wrapping up the episode, Ryland and Lizze reiterate their excitement for the new Patreon offerings and express gratitude to their listeners for their ongoing support. They encourage fans to join their Patreon community for more exclusive content and extended discussions. The episode closes with a final exploration of Raising Cane’s offerings, maintaining the episode’s central theme of food exploration and camaraderie.

Notable Quotes

• Ryland at [01:03]: “I don't know what's going on with me today, everyone.”
• Lizze at [09:10]: “That's not true. He was literally trying on shoes in his bathroom.”
• Ryland at [33:16]: “He didn't even know this kid. And then I being a hero right now and saving him while he slips.”
• Lizze at [51:20]: “Know yourself better.”
• Ryland at [43:51]: “I don't care if I tell you if it's the pop, even if it's the popular opinion, it doesn't feel good for me to put it out into the world.”

Final Thoughts

This episode of The Sip masterfully balances personal storytelling, engaging discussions, and genuine camaraderie among the hosts and guests. By focusing on positive experiences and authentic conversations, Ryland, Lizze, Shane, and Spencer create an inviting atmosphere that resonates with both regular listeners and newcomers. Whether you're a fan of their pop culture insights or simply enjoy their lively banter, this episode offers a satisfying blend of humor, honesty, and heartfelt moments.

Transcript

[Lizzie]

You don't remember taking your shoes off just now? This.

[Ryland]

I wonder if it was out of respect to myself after I deep cleaned this rug this weekend.

[Lizzie]

Did you blackout, take your shoes off.

[Ryland]

Stomps in the mud, and then stomps on my white rug.

[Chris]

We'll take one.

[Ryland]

Marker.

[Lizzie]

I do like that you're practicing self respect.

[Ryland]

Thank you.

[Lizzie]

But it was psychotic. How many pairs of shoes you tried on before we came out to a show where they only see us from the nipples up?

[Ryland]

Right now my jean is in the frame.

[Lizzie]

Oh.

[Ryland]

So it was really important that I chose the darker wash rather than the light wash. That's a little too baggy and shapeless for my ass. I don't know what's going on with me today, everyone. I. I had allowed so much time for me to get ready because last week Lizzy and I, like, were having. I don't know what happened.

[Lizzie]

The best time.

[Ryland]

The best time.

[Lizzie]

We had a good time.

[Ryland]

And a half an hour went by and I was like, oh, my God, text Chris that we're awful people and that we're sorry. And so I even allowed for an extra 15 minutes knowing that we were going to do nothing in my bedroom.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Lizzie wasn't wanting to kiki. She was just pissed that I couldn't make a decision.

[Lizzie]

Well, it was just legitimately insane. How many pairs of shoes you tried on for a thing that we do where no one sees our feet?

[Ryland]

I had five pair of jeans. I was going between five pairs of shoes and normally I just put an outfit on and like, run out of the door. I'm not like a big. I don't know. But nothing was working today. And then I thought, well, we also have a big announcement, so I have to look cute for the big announcement. Yeah, never. So here we are.

[Lizzie]

We are. And he's literally not wearing any shoes.

[Ryland]

No, I honestly, I swear to you, I don't remember taking those off.

[Lizzie]

Maybe you just didn't need shoes today.

[Ryland]

It's pretty unhinged that I did try on 17 pairs of shoes and then took them off.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. I honestly don't know that I've ever seen you without shoes on.

[Ryland]

Well, your toes are flying around like crazy, right?

[Lizzie]

My toes are disgusting.

[Ryland]

You know, we go places and she's in hideous house shoes. Can you get cute house shoes?

[Lizzie]

Do you want me to literally say again on air? I'm wearing my dead Aunt Pat's slippers. And he knows that I think they should when he says hideous house slippers. He knows these are the slippers. Of my dead aunt Patricia.

[Ryland]

This is not the day to pick a fight with me. We're starting a new business venture together.

[Lizzie]

Fight?

[Ryland]

You just.

[Lizzie]

You just ridiculed my.

[Ryland]

You were just slippery for 15 minutes in my house.

[Lizzie]

I was not mean to you. I just thought that was crazy.

[Ryland]

You gaslit me and everything. Everything.

[Lizzie]

I did not gas.

[Ryland]

She was like, I'm in the shed. Where are you? And I'm like, you've never gone to the shed without me. Why are you in the shed? You know, I'm in the bed.

[Lizzie]

That was not a gaslight.

[Ryland]

And then she pops up in my bathroom when I'm doing, like, things to myself that shouldn't be seen.

[Lizzie]

That's not true. He was literally trying on shoes in his bathroom. He had a shoe on. And he was like, I don't know. I might need to return these shoes. Can I out you?

[Ryland]

No. Okay, you can't out me.

[Lizzie]

I will save it for the Patreon.

[Ryland]

I acted like I just.

[Lizzie]

I just dropped it. Now they know.

[Ryland]

Yeah. Oh, well, you might already know, but. Okay. Today we are announcing that we've decided. Lizzie and I have been thinking about this for over a year, and we flirt with it more and more and more. And I'm like this a lot. I don't know. But finally I just thought, you know, what if I'm being. Can we be honest?

[Lizzie]

Sure. I mean, I don't know. Do you want to whisper what the honesty is first?

[Ryland]

No, no, no. I'll just cut it if you don't want me to be this honest.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Ryland]

You're looking for a second job right now.

[Lizzie]

Oh, ye.

[Ryland]

So I just thought, why couldn't we make your job running the Patreon?

[Lizzie]

I would love that. And are we having a job interview right now, live? Because I don't know that we discussed this specifically in detail.

[Ryland]

And then I got crazy over the weekend, started looking into all of it, created one, and decided just to put it live. All right.

[Lizzie]

And then I got a text from my friend Haley being like, good for you. And I was like, what is she talking about as Rylan? I was like, how does she know? And he goes, oh, we're live. She unsubscribed. I was like, hell, yeah.

[Ryland]

And without any videos on the Patreon or anything, a lot of you are showing up for us and supporting us. So thank you very much. What we're offering is an extra 20 minutes after every episode.

[Lizzie]

Spicy content.

[Ryland]

And so what that means is, you know, we go.

[Lizzie]

I'm just kidding. It's not spicy.

[Ryland]

And we try a food in the world. And so this is going to be the 20 minute drive home because honestly, that's when we're our craziest.

[Lizzie]

I will agree with that. And the only way I will share that side of myself with people is behind me because I don't know, it's always.

[Ryland]

It's. I mean, we're eating terrible food for us, and then it makes us a little cuckoo crazy because we're, like, strung out on sugar and a lot of processed food. And I. Every time I'm being honest, Chris is like, we should film this and, like, start a reality show for you guys, because this is what we should be filming for the sip. And I was like, oh, but we can't. My. My hesitation with this previously was always that we stopped filming the drive to the restaurants because it was so the cameras are so shaky when the car's moving, and then the audio is bad, the camera shaky, and I would cut it because it would drive me nuts. And I just can't handle that kind of production. And so I was thinking about it, thinking about. I was like, we could do GoPros, but I've never had luck with GoPros. And then I thought, you know what? Because Chris filmed something, whatever we're getting to in the weeds. But when Chris films from behind, the lighting isn't how I like it because the light's coming from the front. So Lizzie is going to vlog style, hold the camera and be the camera woman for that. Don't act like you don't know this. I literally asked you beforehand. And then I'm gonna tape Chris's gimbal camera down with painter's tape, because that's a very light camera and it's stabilized. Yeah, it's on a gimbal. So that.

[Lizzie]

And. And we're also gonna do a vlog. A month.

[Ryland]

Yes, that. And that Lizzie's gonna edit. That's her job.

[Lizzie]

Yes.

[Ryland]

This is what we discussed.

[Lizzie]

And. And the last part.

[Ryland]

Oh, there's two more parts.

[Lizzie]

Oh, there's two more parts.

[Ryland]

We're gonna go live four times a year. Quarterly on quarterly live. Yes.

[Lizzie]

For how long?

[Ryland]

I would think an hour.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my goodness.

[Ryland]

Where we can interact to the comments. We can talk about what you guys want to talk about. It'll just be like an interactive Q and A four times a year. And then the last thing is, I've never been able to refigure out the merch for this show. And so I figured we will make merch for the show that is exclusive to people who subscribe to the Patreon obsessed. Because I never figured out the merch. So I'm gonna figure out the merch. I already. I found the designs and stuff already. I just have to execute on it.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

And then that merch will be available to Patreon subscribers. So you're getting pretty much five videos a month merch and then a live quarterly.

[Lizzie]

Hell yeah.

[Ryland]

Yeah. I'm excited.

[Lizzie]

I'm excited too.

[Ryland]

And I hope enough of you sign up to make all that work worth. No, but I just thought, like, you, this is a great job for you, but like, having a kid's expensive.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

And it's a one day a week job.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

And so I figured this is a better way for you than, like, going. We don't. It's just better.

[Lizzie]

Well, if you're the job I'm interviewing for on Tuesday and you're watching this.

[Ryland]

You'Re not going anymore. Well, it depends on if people sign up or not. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

I'm still going to have to go to the job interview, to be completely clear with you. But it's just a 15 minute FaceTime call initially.

[Ryland]

You know what? If this. If you guys show out and show up for us, then this, then I.

[Lizzie]

Never have to get a job.

[Ryland]

And it supports everyone on the show. It will help Chris, it will help me. It will help Lizzy.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. This is the funniest thing is when Bubs went viral, someone slid into my DMs and they were like, girl, I hope you never have to work again. Oh, look at me now, girl.

[Ryland]

Working one day a week.

[Lizzie]

Still working.

[Ryland]

Well. And yeah, I mean, yeah. So I. The thing is, like, I don't know.

[Lizzie]

I think it's fun.

[Ryland]

I think it's fun too.

[Lizzie]

I think it's fun. I think it's liberating.

[Ryland]

Nothing is going to change with the upload schedule here. You're still gonna get all the free content here on my vlog channel. On Lizzie's vlog channel. When she's capable of it.

[Lizzie]

Whoa. Rude.

[Ryland]

I dropped.

[Lizzie]

There's a new one right now. There was a new one last week too.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

She's.

[Ryland]

She's posting more than me.

[Lizzie]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to stay weekly with it. My dad and I did a podcast and it's kind of like a vlog cast, actually, where we talk about our trip and there's some footage from our trip.

[Ryland]

Oh, the evacuation trip?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, our vacation.

[Ryland]

So hell.

[Lizzie]

Our evacuation.

[Ryland]

So hell.

[Lizzie]

It's just like a bunch of like, flames and us bent over with the devil, putting fucking pineapples in our butts.

[Ryland]

So, anyways, the Patreon is live now. The first extended clip following this episode is also live right now. So the idea is, if you're still dying of thirst after you finish the SIP, then you just head on over to patreon.com rylandadams because the SIP or the SIP podcast wasn't available.

[Lizzie]

Oh, who took it?

[Ryland]

The title is like the SIP podcast, but the URL is patreon.com rylandadams because no version of the SIP was available and I wasn't going to add five letters or numbers.

[Lizzie]

Who the fuck took it?

[Ryland]

I didn't look into that. I just saw that it wasn't available.

[Lizzie]

Is it us? Do we already have it?

[Ryland]

That would be embarrassing.

[Lizzie]

I bet it's us.

[Ryland]

Is it you? No. You couldn't even figure out how to. No.

[Lizzie]

But here's what was weird. When I went to sign on to.

[Ryland]

Patreon, I have a password and a picture.

[Lizzie]

Well, I have a picture.

[Ryland]

Did you not read my text? I literally go, lizzie, this is your job. I've already done all the promotion. I've already.

[Lizzie]

This is where it gets set up.

[Ryland]

The description.

[Lizzie]

I'm already in the serious about things all the time that you're not serious about. So it's confusing when you're serious.

[Ryland]

I mean, I wasn't quite serious.

[Lizzie]

See, this is what I'm saying.

[Ryland]

I'm serious right now.

[Lizzie]

Right now. I thought I was serious.

[Ryland]

You have to edit the vlogs that I know. And Chris probably has to edit the angles.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And. Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Okay.

[Ryland]

We'll see if this works. And if it doesn't, then everyone's money will be refunded. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Now we're going to do this.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I think it's going to be good. I don't know why you're tripping.

[Ryland]

Am I tripping A little bit?

[Lizzie]

Would you? Let's take a poll from the audience. Chris. Chris. We'll close our eyes.

[Ryland]

Well, remember, this podcast was collaborative. And then I've done everything. Every ad ever for the entire podcast.

[Lizzie]

Who brought the two hot topics on the doc? Riddle me this. Who took time to find who barters.

[Ryland]

With their husband every week to make a thumbnail to make this podcast successful?

[Lizzie]

I do love that he does that for us.

[Ryland]

He does do that for us.

[Lizzie]

And hopefully you guys will notice on this thumbnail, Shane has employed some really good photoshopping on my.

[Ryland]

Were you even in the episode that you were looking crazy?

[Lizzie]

Shane dropped A podcast yesterday, but before that was like teasing the thumbnail. And I was like, oh, my God, I have never looked so beautiful in all my days. And it's because Shane edited it to look like influencers.

[Ryland]

Like fake influencers.

[Lizzie]

Like a fake influencer. And I was like, I love this. And I sent it to him and I said, thank you so much for this edit. And he said, I'm so sorry. Do you feel bad that I was like, no. Like, thank you so much for this edit. And I texted it to Ryland, and I was like, if this isn't the filter I get on every episode of the SIP going forward, be advised I will. I was gonna make a joke that you probably can't wait.

[Ryland]

You can't quit this job.

[Lizzie]

It's too soon.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it's too soon.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. 1140. Oh, 1138.

[Ryland]

Whatever. You're just being you.

[Lizzie]

I'm just being.

[Ryland]

We're not gonna cut things on Patreon.

[Lizzie]

Either, because we literally. I don't know how. Oh, if I'm editing. Oh, it's all going.

[Ryland]

Okay, so you're gonna get it all on Patreon. Anything we wouldn't say here will be said on Patreon because she's not gonna edit it.

[Lizzie]

I will sing a track underneath it, though, so there's some background music.

[Ryland]

Okay, so the links in the description section below. For the first Patreon exclusive, we have Spencer and Shane join. We're gonna take Chris's recommendation and finally take our asses to Cane's Raising Canes. Yes. So we're gonna. I've tried. Oh, back when TikTok first came around. Yes. Everyone. The buckets of their sauce were going viral. We did, like, a taste test of the sauce, but I've never, like, ate a meal at Raising Cane, so it's like.

[Lizzie]

You've never had a Raising Cane's mill meal?

[Ryland]

Oh, mill.

[Lizzie]

Mill.

[Ryland]

Fuck.

[Lizzie]

Do they have coleslaw?

[Chris]

They do have coleslaw.

[Ryland]

So what's the verdict? It's co, right?

[Lizzie]

No, it's coleslaw, bitch. You're so nuts.

[Ryland]

Okay, I don't eat that food very often, so it doesn't matter that I know how to say it.

[Lizzie]

No, it doesn't. It doesn't matter.

[Ryland]

I've cleaned this entire shed so that it's not embarrassing to have a guest over.

[Lizzie]

And do we want to reach out to that guest?

[Ryland]

I thought you told me you had.

[Lizzie]

No, I tried to. I tried to DM you and Whitney at the same time, and Instagram was like, you're not Allowed to.

[Ryland]

Did she take away DM requests?

[Lizzie]

I think she might have just, like, taken away my DM request. Like, it feels personal.

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah, because you had before.

[Lizzie]

All I did was DM her before. That's the only person I've ever DM'd on Instagram.

[Ryland]

I'm gonna do this for you.

[Lizzie]

Thank you.

[Ryland]

I'm gonna do this for you.

[Lizzie]

When?

[Ryland]

Maybe today. I'm feeling like I can accomplish anything right now, except for picking out a.

[Lizzie]

Pair of shoes, but who cares?

[Ryland]

Oh, it's turned down. You gotta turn it. Turn it up. Turn it up. Not too high.

[Lizzie]

It just went off.

[Ryland]

Yeah, because you missed it. Oh, there you go. Look at. She can do the things. So we had a great week.

[Lizzie]

We had the best weekend. Oh, we had a weekend weekend.

[Ryland]

We had a fantastic week after the hell that was January. February has been turning it up.

[Lizzie]

Came in, sucked our dick, swallowed that. It was incredible. So best head I've ever had. Thank you, February.

[Ryland]

We started our week at Disneyland.

[Lizzie]

Yes, we did.

[Ryland]

Today we were filming something for Shane's channel, tbd. Which one?

[Lizzie]

Who knows who?

[Ryland]

You never know until the edit comes out. And then we're like, oh, where's this gonna live?

[Lizzie]

Catch me with my fake girl. Facetune on his channel.

[Ryland]

I don't know if that's that video.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I've requested it for all videos going forward. Do you want to talk about how we're the luckiest girls in the world?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Okay. So do you want to tell the story, or should I go for it? So Rylan and I splintered off from the group for what was assumed as a punishment to wait in the world's longest line.

[Ryland]

Right. And then, because we know I don't have patience, right?

[Lizzie]

But jokes on everyone. We had the best time in that line. We went shopping, we got snacks. We waited in line.

[Ryland]

I actually took our time before we got in the line too. So we had been filming probably we're like, seven hours into our filming day. And then Shane sends Lizzie and I off on our own task to do our own adventure inside of his video. But I had just gotten wet from Tiana's Bayou. And that's after I had purchased two different. Well, I purchased one poncho. I had one poncho purchased for me, let's not lie.

[Lizzie]

And we were gifted a poncho.

[Ryland]

And we were gifted a poncho by somebody that came up to us and.

[Lizzie]

Said, thank you so much for those ponchos.

[Ryland]

Thank you very much for your service. Turns out, really, they don't Work well, not. Not the person.

[Lizzie]

Not great. Not your fault. It was a wild ride.

[Ryland]

Disneyland at this point in their production of doing a theme park.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

They should know that if they're selling a poncho, it should be something you zip into. It should be covering all four legs.

[Lizzie]

Hazmat thing up into it.

[Ryland]

Because the thing is the water comes into the ride and then it flows back down and gets all of your ass, all of your feet. And then you're just soaking wet and miserable for the rest of your day at Disneyland.

[Lizzie]

Need mention it was in fact also raining and freezing. Freezing. And God being the silliest goose that he could possibly be, gave me my period. Crazy. Talk about a wild ride.

[Ryland]

So we were soaked.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, the ride, we were menstrual.

[Ryland]

The problem is the ride was so beautiful too. And they had redone it in such a gorgeous way, but I couldn't.

[Lizzie]

Such a vibe.

[Ryland]

I couldn't even focus on it because I was wet immediately. And there's nothing I enjoy less than.

[Lizzie]

Being wet and being specific. Specifically damp and cold is like, oh, awful.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Ryland]

So then when Shane sends us off to go do our own task, I'm like, well, obviously I need a makeover.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

I got a full blown sweatsuit, a bedazzled top, Disneyland bottoms.

[Lizzie]

Fabulous.

[Ryland]

Took me an hour to change in the dress or like the bathroom because I didn't want to touch the floor with my clean clothes because there's piss all over the floor. So then I'm like tippy toeing in and out of my shoes while I'm trying to get the thing on and I'm like, do I need to leave my thong on underneath because it's wet or do I take the thong off? So then I took the thong off, but then I was like dick giggling in Disneylands. So I like walked out of the bathroom. Was like, walk back into the bathroom.

[Lizzie]

Because I had to go to lunch with people for the first time yesterday and I didn't bring panties for myself after swim class with Billy. And it is awful to sit across from someone not wearing underwear and knowing that they're wearing underwear.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but you don't have anything jiggling out.

[Lizzie]

You don't know that about me.

[Ryland]

You have a shower, girl.

[Lizzie]

I've got hemorrhoids in a huge. Okay, we are jiggling.

[Ryland]

Were you in a skirt with your.

[Lizzie]

I was wearing these pants, actually.

[Ryland]

Oh, then nobody could see anything.

[Lizzie]

No, but it's like, you know. You know.

[Ryland]

Right. Well, Disneyland would have known if I didn't leave My thong on. So I went back in, put my thong back on. Then we stopped and got the corn on the cob, which we love.

[Lizzie]

Delicious. It really makes a girl happy to have a warm corn on the cob during a rainy day.

[Ryland]

Got some water, we got some popcorn. And then we got a treat at the Guardian of the Galaxy land. And here's the thing. They tasked us. Like, Shane was even thinking he was gonna. He was. I would never make him do this, but he was like, how much do I have to pay you to stand in this line? And I was like, don't be ridiculous. How much do you want to pay? Don't be ridiculous.

[Lizzie]

I'm going to need $200 for a new sweatsuit.

[Ryland]

We didn't make him pay, but we did go to the line. And Honestly, we waited 55 minutes, and I looked over at Lizzie and I said, I could have waited longer.

[Lizzie]

I could have waited forever. We had the time. So much fun.

[Ryland]

I was her breastfeeding assistant, honestly.

[Lizzie]

God bless you for that. This bitch was my little pack mule. And he's scream talk to, text to someone to do something in his house while wearing all of my bags. And then I kept putting myself in my little poncho so that I could see what was going on with my little breast pump. But he would move away in the line, and then I would just be.

[Ryland]

She's like, tell me if you have to move, because I'm, like, getting situated. And then I'm, like, texting, like, instructions to my house, and then there's, like.

[Lizzie]

Seven feet between us, and I'm holding up the line. My face in this poncho like a idiot. But it was so fun. Anyway, all of this did.

[Ryland]

You're gonna skip over the hot couple that was singing horribly in front of us.

[Lizzie]

Okay. They were singing horribly, but they were so cute.

[Ryland]

They were playing Heads up and they were playing the. Guess this song. So they were singing the song, but they were arguably worse singers than me.

[Lizzie]

No, they were. They were terrible.

[Ryland]

But they were singing at the top of their lungs.

[Lizzie]

And they were so beautiful. Like, it's the hottest couple I've ever seen. And I think they were young because they seemed full of life.

[Ryland]

Maybe when you're that hot, you just don't care. You can't sing.

[Lizzie]

They were like, AI not a care in the world. Pretty. Like, I don't even think they were wet. And we were in the rain. Like, that was like the rain. Raindrops were like, not them. No. Like, other raindrops were throwing themselves in front of other raindrops to keep this couple dry. You know what I'm saying? They were beautiful. I couldn't stop staring at them. It was nuts.

[Ryland]

And she was even like, let's smiling. They're so beautiful. And I was like, no, don't film them.

[Lizzie]

No, look at them. They're so pretty.

[Ryland]

And then I look over and Lizzie's just staring next to them. They're playing. This is her. I was like, stop.

[Lizzie]

I loved them. I truly love.

[Ryland]

And I glanced over at her a few too many times for a little too long each time. And then she would catch me and.

[Lizzie]

I'd go, oh, you got caught.

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

I don't think I got caught.

[Ryland]

Oh, you were so obvious.

[Lizzie]

No, I don't think I got caught because I was staring so deeply at them. We would have made eye contact and then I would have been like. Like I would have screamed or something.

[Ryland]

So while Shane had tasked us with this task, the rest of the group had some free time. So it was Spencer's first time at Disneyland and Shane never goes to Disneyland. So they were like, let's do some rides. I think you guys went on Pirates of the Caribbean and then they went to the Incredicoaster. And I was like, well, don't go on the Incredicoaster without us. So we're running over in the rain.

[Lizzie]

Which is hysterical because you looked at me before you called Shane and you were like, let's just rush over to Incredicoaster and ride it really quick. And I was like, okay. So we were already on our way there. Yeah, not gonna tell you guys when you guys were in line to go there and like you guys bought lightning passes. And Ryland was like. And then they were like, we're not getting you a light. Like I can literally hear Shannon make like I can try and get need has. And he's like, fine, it's fine. We'll just go in Single rider.

[Ryland]

Like I bet you guys ate dinner without us too. No, don't go into it. It's another five minute detour. Okay, you can if you want.

[Lizzie]

Picking the weeds, staying on path. So we get to the Incredicoaster and we're like, we're just going to do single rider. Cuz no matter what, we end up getting to ride together on Single rider anyway. And he goes, do you think we'll get to sit together? And I was like, oh yeah, of course we'll get to sit together. You're the luckiest girl I know.

[Ryland]

I was like, you know what I am.

[Lizzie]

And Then I go, you know what? No, we both are. We're the luckiest girls we know. We're so lucky. And then we go up the line. We're next in line. They go, oh, the ride's shut down. You can't get on the ride. And we go, we're looking in the line. We go, I don't see Shane or any of them in line. Like, are they on? No.

[Ryland]

And she's like, yeah, they just told us it broke down. And I said, broke down. And it does this in the rain. Sometimes it just doesn't make it up. Because the Incredicoaster, if you've ever been on it, it launches it like so fast. Yeah. And then it goes up a hill.

[Lizzie]

Up a hill.

[Ryland]

And she said, sometimes when it rains.

[Lizzie]

It doesn't make it up the hill.

[Ryland]

And I go, I guarantee. With Shane's luck, he went on a roller coaster for the first time in five years and is stuck on the Incredicoaster having a full blown panic attack. Being stuck, like in a straight up slant.

[Lizzie]

And that's exactly what happens.

[Ryland]

So I call him him. And he's like, I'm like, are you okay? And he goes, what do you. What do you mean? And I was like, are you stuck? He's like, yeah. Did something bad happen to the cart in front of us? And I was like, no, I think you're the cart. That something bad happened. And then, I mean, Chris can tell us what happened in there, but I think, like, they turned off the music, the lights went on. You had to wait up there for like 30 minutes.

[Lizzie]

We were up there for best vantage point.

[Ryland]

We're recording and laughing because the employees.

[Lizzie]

Are like, it sucks out here. We have to go out in the rain up these stairs. What a bummer. Let's take our good sweet time.

[Ryland]

Boys are like, walking at like zero miles an hour, laughing and like dancing up the stairs while everyone on the ride's panicking.

[Lizzie]

Also stuck at an incline. Right. Like, because you're. You got stuck on the slope. So you were stuck backwards on the. Yeah. What a nightmare. We can't relate though.

[Ryland]

No.

[Lizzie]

Because we're the luckiest girls we know.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we were. We were chosen to stay off the ride even though we were next to be on it. God was like, no.

[Lizzie]

Some would say we're the chosen ones.

[Ryland]

I would agree.

[Lizzie]

And earlier in the day I was thinking, are we the main characters? But then when you guys got stuck up there, I was like, no, they're the main characters. So we're definitely in supporting Roles. But we're the luckiest girls in the supporting roles.

[Ryland]

I'm fine to be a supporting character if the supporting character has lots of luck.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Like if we're Sydney Sweeney, who's going to catapult to stardom.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryland]

Because she was a side character. Oh, yeah.

[Lizzie]

And where's Zendaya now?

[Ryland]

They're releasing photos of her on the set of Euphoria, actually.

[Lizzie]

Really?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Wow. That's not one of the two hot topics I put.

[Ryland]

I know.

[Lizzie]

That's crazy.

[Ryland]

What were you gonna say, Chris?

[Chris]

Oh, just that I felt so bad because, like, it was Spencer's first, like, roller coaster at Disneyland ever, and he was so excited. And, like, we launch up and Shane's like, everyone's excited, like, 10 out of 10. We're all, like, freaking out. This is the best ride. I can't wait. And it, like, launches. And Shane's a little nervous in the beginning because he's like, oh, roller coasters. I don't know. I'm scared. I'm like, oh, it'll be fin. And then it, like, launches. We get stuck immediately on this incline. Shane starts panicking and, like, like, Spencer, I'm so sorry. This is your first roller coaster at Disneyland. And then, like, as the people are walking up to come get us, which took a minute. It took a while.

[Lizzie]

Oh, we know.

[Chris]

This, like, sweet woman comes up and she looks at Shane and, like, recognizes him, and she's like, oh, my God. I was just watching, like, I don't know, one of your videos or something. Just like, I love you. And then Shane, like, first thing was like, is there a good cheesecake somewhere near here? And everyone on the roller coaster laughs. And, like, it was very funny, but Shane was. It was very sad.

[Ryland]

I felt so bad.

[Lizzie]

Well, tell the audience what you told me.

[Chris]

Wait, I don't remember.

[Lizzie]

What about your experience with roller coasters?

[Chris]

Oh, I don't know. You know how you two are the luckiest girls in the world? I feel like I'm the exact opposite of that.

[Lizzie]

Oh, you don't say.

[Chris]

Because I haven't been to Disneyland very many times. But every single time I was thinking about it. Every time I've been there, a ride has broken down on me. Every single time I was reflecting on.

[Lizzie]

Our day, and we literally never got on a car with you. And now that I'm thinking back on it, I'm like, that's the smartest thing we've ever done.

[Chris]

And then I asked Sandy, who's there all the time.

[Lizzie]

Like, literally, Sandy goes. Sandy had Been there earlier that week. Like, that's how often she goes.

[Chris]

She's like, no, nothing's ever broken down on me. And I'm like, oh, I'm the problem.

[Lizzie]

Got it. So next time Chris rides alone.

[Ryland]

Yeah, he's in a different cart altogether.

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[Ryland]

Fast forward in the week. Lizzy and I had an epic play day out date out with the babies.

[Lizzie]

Yes, we took the babies out on the town.

[Ryland]

Lizzie had a great idea, even though I was skeptical. She goes, let's take these kids to Color Me Mine. And I said, my baby booze can't sit still that long. But we'll try.

[Lizzie]

We'll try.

[Ryland]

We'll try. Okay. And so.

[Lizzie]

Are you trying to decide how honest we should be about our color remind experience?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Consider we haven't picked up our pottery yet.

[Ryland]

I think we should probably. Yes, that's exactly I was thinking. I was like, this is gonna have to wait until after we pick up our pottery.

[Lizzie]

I think we should just be honest because they clearly did not know Patreon.

[Ryland]

They're not paying for our Patreon.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my gosh.

[Ryland]

We had a great time.

[Lizzie]

We had a nice time.

[Ryland]

We had to take a detour to go to lunch at the stand first. My boy's first time, like, sitting in the big boy high chairs that the restaurant offers.

[Lizzie]

They killed it.

[Ryland]

They killed it. They loved picking apart their little hamburger patty and their little chicken. Lizzie got conned into buying a 75 flannel for her baby.

[Lizzie]

No, dude, it was $76 the tote. Do you know how much money I spent at that store?

[Ryland]

I can't imagine.

[Lizzie]

I spent a hundred and forty dollars. And I didn't realize it because my son, he's. He's like. Whenever we go outside, he's like, rylan. He goes like. And then sneezes in the sunlight. And so I was like, this boy needs sunglasses.

[Ryland]

Another reason he might be biologically mine. Don't make me expose you.

[Lizzie]

Stop spreading that rumor.

[Ryland]

I'll do it on Patreon.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland]

So Joe won't pay for our Patreon, right?

[Lizzie]

He might. Oh, no, no. So my son put on these really fucking cute heart shaped sunglasses and, like, this made me feel like I can protect his anonymity and post how cute he is is.

[Ryland]

I don't think it protects his anim. Anonymity, but I'm glad you feel that way.

[Lizzie]

I feel like it does whatever.

[Ryland]

I pose my babies, like, once biannually.

[Lizzie]

Well, anyway, these girls at this, like, horrifically expensive shop got me because I'm so distracted by my beautiful baby in these heart shaped sunglasses. They're like, we'll run your card for you. And I go, oh, these girls are so nice. Here's my card. And then later on, I'm putting my swag in my little diaper bag and I. This was $76 for a flannel he'll.

[Ryland]

Grow out of in four months for.

[Lizzie]

A child made in Spain. Okay? And I can't return it now.

[Ryland]

Why?

[Lizzie]

Because I washed it and took the tag off. And I love it. I won't even pay for a Spotify account, but I have a $76 baby flannel now. It's so cute. And he loves those sunglasses. He wore them all weekend.

[Ryland]

Loves sunglasses. So cute. Billy's a great time.

[Lizzie]

Billy is honestly one of the best times I've ever had. And he was so extra fun this weekend. Like, he's really coming into his own cute and funness.

[Ryland]

He is.

[Lizzie]

We were doing this thing where I, like, call it, like, radio, bucket, rodeo, bucking. And I put him on my hips, and I like. Because it's also an ab workout, and I just buck like crazy. And he, like, flips around on my tummy and, like, giggle. Laughs like he's being tortured. And it's the best thing. But for the first time, when I would stop doing it, he'd grab my hands and go like this.

[Ryland]

Like he wanted more.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. And I was like, oh, my God, he's communicating with me.

[Ryland]

It's very cute.

[Lizzie]

It's so fun because he literally. I would stop and then he'd grab my hand and go like this. Like. Like, do it.

[Ryland]

He's so advanced.

[Lizzie]

He's so advanced.

[Ryland]

That little guy, Max, is now waving at car. Like, he's putting it. He doesn't really wave at them, but he puts his hand out when he sees a car, and then when they wave back, he gets so excited, like he's won the lottery because he's got somebody to wave back at him.

[Lizzie]

Can we just do that in the front?

[Ryland]

What do you mean?

[Lizzie]

Like, can I get in my car and wave at him?

[Ryland]

Yeah. He also likes to high five now. High five.

[Lizzie]

He doesn't say it.

[Ryland]

I say it.

[Lizzie]

You say that's your line? Yeah.

[Ryland]

All they say is dad, dad, Da. You haven't heard them say that yet? No, all day. Dada. However, I feel like it's intentional.

[Lizzie]

Of course it is. You're his dad.

[Ryland]

Yeah, I know. But, you know, like, sometimes I'm like, do they understand? Oh, they know, but they do. Like, I'll be like, dad, dad. And then his dad, dad. It's very cute. It's really cute. And they're growing so fast now. It's like, yeah, Billy's big as.

[Lizzie]

I didn't have to roll his pants today. Usually I have to roll his pants so they fit, and I didn't have to today.

[Ryland]

Now we're gonna have so much, so many more fun mom days out.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryland]

It was so fun. It was like we ran into Jerry O'Connell. We went to lunch, we went shopping, and we went to Color Me Much.

[Lizzie]

Fine and They were a great time.

[Ryland]

They were a great time. Except for when I accidentally almost really injured Jet. But we won't talk about it. Oh, that was embarrassing.

[Lizzie]

Should we save it for the Patreon? Because Child Protective Services won't paraphy.

[Ryland]

Well, no, I. So we were trying to get their foot. Lizzy had these really cute ideas for Valentine's Day.

[Lizzie]

They all kind of fell flat.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

But my baby fell asleep. Can I say what I was gonna do?

[Ryland]

Yeah, Yeah, I.

[Lizzie]

So I wanted to make a mug for Joe. And the easiest part of an infant to. Is their feet because they can't really fit it in their mouth. And you can control it more than their hands because they're constantly flailing their hands and they can grab with their hands. Yeah. So I do things with Billy's feet. And I was going to put little toe prints all over the mug and then write we are totally obsessed with you on it. And then Billy fell asleep, so I had to take my sock off and paint my toe, use my toe all over the mug. So Joe's getting a mug with a bunch of my toe prints all over it. And then one really bad Billy footprint. And it says, we totally love.

[Ryland]

I couldn't not involve Shane because he was like, where are you going? And then he looked sad and I was like, well, I was going to make something for you. Do you just want to come? And so then I invited him. But I tried their feet, their hands. And then Chet was finally. It was finally working out with his hand. But when I was trying to do his foot, I like put him in the stroller, but unbuckled right next to me. Cuz I was going to pick him right back up, but his foot was full of paint. And then I like tried to grab. Then he's like slipping out of the. Whatever.

[Lizzie]

Needless to say, Jet survived. And he is okay.

[Ryland]

I mean, it wasn't even that close of a call. It was just embarrassing because everyone was looking at me and I was like.

[Lizzie]

Oh, oh, you're like, I don't even know this kid. And then I being a hero right now and saving him while he slips.

[Ryland]

I continued the party and I decided to go to the mall with Shane. And he's even worse than you.

[Lizzie]

What do you mean?

[Ryland]

Because you know how we go to the mall and we like act like it's our birthday? Just start spending recklessly. Shane's more of a yes man than you, and I don't think I have that. Okay, so I was at the store. I found these really cute pants they were marked 80% off, but they were more dress pants. Like they're shorts, but they were dressier shorts. And I don't really have a dressier shirt to go with it. I was like, oh, I could. This would be like a cute date night look. If we go to a nicer restaurant, I could wear this. So then I'm like, well, these pants are 80% off. I have to find a shirt to go with it.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Then I got conned into buying. I mean, nobody forced me, but the only shirt I liked that went with them was then expensive. Oh. So then I was like, well, now I have to get it if I want these shorts that are on sale because I don't have anything to go with the shorts that are on sale. And so then I felt robbed because I bought this too expensive of an outfit that I thought was going to be a discount outfit. And I'm just saying I don't have that. That gene where I get like a high from shopping. You know how, like, girls, like, find their fix by shopping? I immediately feel buyer's remorse and want to return it, but I'm too embarrassed to return it because I just bought it from an employee that probably got commission. So now I'm just stuck with this article of clothing that I don't even want because it's so rare for me that an article clothing even ever becomes a staple for me.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Ryland]

How exhausting.

[Lizzie]

No, I feel you. I personally, I like, I love a good sale shopping because I'm always like, oh, yes.

[Ryland]

Yeah. But then what if you find something on sale and you need to match?

[Lizzie]

Well, that's, that's the problem. That's a trap. That's. And I. And, But I'm the same as you. Like, I don't like spending money. I like saving money.

[Ryland]

I know, but.

[Lizzie]

But you can only save money on a sale. See what I'm saying?

[Ryland]

I feel like there's all. I mean, girls and guys, they get this high from. From like a purchase.

[Lizzie]

I don't get the high. I get the high from the sale.

[Ryland]

Oh, from finding the savings.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Like, my dick gets rock hard when I have something in my cart long enough that it goes from like $50 to 7.99. And I swear to God, it happens.

[Ryland]

So I guess I just don't value clothing that much because I like buying other things.

[Lizzie]

Right.

[Ryland]

I don't feel bad about buying a piece of furniture.

[Lizzie]

No, you don't, but. Well, you felt a little weird about your ride rug. Well, like, you kept that a weird secret.

[Ryland]

Well, I kept the price a weird secret.

[Lizzie]

I know, but, like, why?

[Ryland]

Because it was too much for a rug and it's embarrassing.

[Lizzie]

I would like to know.

[Ryland]

I'm tell you on Patreon.

[Lizzie]

You. We have to have a running list of all the things you're going to tell me on Patreon. Also, our audience is like, we don't give a about how much a rug cost. We're gonna pay to find out how much your rug cost.

[Ryland]

Okay, we've got a lot to get to, and we've already been yapping for a long time. But quickly, do you want to tell us about Billy's SW and his doctor's appointment?

[Lizzie]

Billy loved swim this week. Scream. Laughing, splashing, kicking, thriving. It was his jam.

[Ryland]

I'm telling you, he's a good time now.

[Lizzie]

He's always been a good time. Did you not enjoy your time with him previously? When he was lumpy, he was just a lump. A meat wad, if you will.

[Ryland]

I. I value the newborn stage for what it is. It's beautiful. It's adorable. It's nice, it's fun. But now that Billy's really come into his own, I feel like him and I have bonded a lot more because we can play.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah, he's a great. Like, he's. And even when he was little, he was a good time. Like when I brought him over here and he was just a larva, he was like, I can hang. And he's just like, I'm pooping, but I can hang. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. That was his vibe. His vibe is always like, this is good. Like, that's his little. Oh, I love him so much. It's crazy. I do. I truly love that boy.

[Ryland]

Thank God. I cry every time I put him to sleep, Mike. No, you don't.

[Lizzie]

No, I do.

[Ryland]

Prove it.

[Lizzie]

I'll take.

[Ryland]

I'll.

[Lizzie]

Okay, here's my nanit password.

[Ryland]

I'm not going to see you crying in your nana.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you will.

[Ryland]

I will.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you can see me on it. When I put him down to bed, you cry immediately. Oh, I start crying. We had such a beautiful day. I love you so much. And I'm sad that this day is coming to an end. But we're so lucky with all our guardian angels, and you're just the best.

[Ryland]

Mommy's gonna make her Patreon real successful to give you good life.

[Lizzie]

Tears running down my face. I'm going to get you another $76 flannel. I swear to God. You need it. No, I Literally do cry every day when I put him to sleep. But that's probably postpartum depression.

[Ryland]

Okay. And his doctor's appointment, dude, his doctor.

[Lizzie]

Was like blowing us with how great he is. It was crazy. She was like, oh my God, how old is he? And I was like, you should probably know, Dr. Like look at his chart. What? She's like, well, well, cuz he's six months, we' see him again for his night. I was like, he's not six months old. This is his four month checkup. She goes, I just keep forgetting he's so advanced. I was like, damn girl, that's great. And then she was also like this head control. Is he always like that? And I was like, no, it's just for you. She went, really? And I was like, no, of course he's always like that. This isn't new. She's like, well, what else can you.

[Ryland]

You can't make a friend anywhere.

[Lizzie]

No. I guess the mommy and me girls.

[Ryland]

Don'T want to hang out with her. The doctors don't like her.

[Lizzie]

Mommy and me girls like me.

[Ryland]

She is a nightmare. The other day, she's, she's like texting in the group chat all while she's at Disneyland. And she's like, anyone have good solutions for breast pumping at Disneyland? And the girls are like said asked a question about Disneyland. And she's like, well, I'm working at Disneyland today. And they're like, you're working at Disneyland? And she goes, hey, a job's a job. It's like, no, they're probably jealous.

[Lizzie]

No, it is a job job. I was working. I'm a working mom.

[Ryland]

I know, you're just a little off putting.

[Lizzie]

Sometimes I think I am a little off putting, but that's just because I'm socially awkward.

[Ryland]

Okay, do you want to finish the last questions from last week?

[Lizzie]

Oh, you don't want to do my two hot topics? Because one of them I do think is quite.

[Ryland]

I want to get to them, but I just want to. I think we need to address some things on the questions first. Okay. Because some people are wondering why we don't give really juicy hot tea on this podcast.

[Lizzie]

And like, what do they mean by that?

[Ryland]

Well, let me tell you, like our.

[Lizzie]

Like, why we don't spill our own tea.

[Ryland]

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[Ryland]

Oh, why don't you guys cover Major Fun Tea? The episodes lately fell all over the place. The reason we don't do major hot gossip anyway anymore is because I don't feel good shitting on people in general. You know, like, I'm trying to increase my vibration and not bring my vibration down.

[Lizzie]

Shitting on people is definitely a low vibration thing. And I'm realizing that might be my problem. Right?

[Ryland]

But in general, like, it doesn't feel great when I say something nasty about a celebrity, even when it's hilarious.

[Lizzie]

Well, my problem, like, for me, it's like if I, if we're going to speak on a topic, we need to be very well educated on it if we're going to provide our shit bag opinion. And no offense to us, but yeah, we're not the educated ones. Like, we're not. We. The only thing, the only hot gossip that I've gotten into recently is the Justin Baldoni Blake.

[Ryland]

You can't even really explain that.

[Lizzie]

No, I literally can.

[Ryland]

No, like, I, we tried this three weeks ago.

[Lizzie]

You're. I killed it and you were out of your mind.

[Ryland]

Okay, so then explain to me why Blake wasn't with Taylor. She just dropped her like a hot cake.

[Lizzie]

Well, Blake. Blake used Taylor, and Blake now is bad for Taylor's optics. So Tree has been dropping hints in the Daily Mail. Tree is Taylor Swift's publicity person, PR girl, and she's very smart and she's very good at her job and she is publicly distancing herself.

[Ryland]

I mean, she's just publicly on Blake.

[Lizzie]

She's not publicly on Blake.

[Ryland]

An.

[Lizzie]

Okay, Blake is an asshole.

[Ryland]

Remember what I just said about keeping our vibration?

[Lizzie]

I said I have a low vibration.

[Ryland]

This is why I don't start talking about hot topics on the Internet. Because one of us says something nasty and listen, no I have the popular.

[Lizzie]

Opinion, everyone hates Blake Lively. She's an asshole.

[Ryland]

I don't care if I tell you if it's the pop, even if it's the popular opinion, it doesn't feel good for me to put it out into the world. Like, and this is.

[Lizzie]

Okay, that's fair.

[Ryland]

Here's what happens.

[Lizzie]

That's fair.

[Ryland]

We say something nasty. Nasty. I watch it back before I post the episode. I laugh out loud because it's hilarious. And then I lose sleep at night being like, I should have cut that out. That was nasty.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And then it's like, a lot of people in the comments will just, like, cheer it on. And I'm like, yeah, and it's fun, but it's like, it doesn't feel good.

[Lizzie]

No. But I will say this because if.

[Ryland]

I was on the other end of it, it doesn't feel good. I like to think that I can take a lot, though. Like, if people are making fun of me in good spirits.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I can take not nothing.

[Ryland]

I can take it. But if it's really just nasty to be nasty, it's like, fuck you. I mean, I don't listen to anyone talking about me, but it would be awful if you're, like, listening to your favorite podcast and then all of a sudden they're, like, talking about you.

[Lizzie]

What if we were Blake Lively's favorite podcast?

[Ryland]

That would be incredible.

[Lizzie]

I think Blake Lively's favorite podcast is probably her own podcast.

[Ryland]

Does she have one?

[Lizzie]

No. But I think she. That's probably what it would be. And I will say this, though. Candace Owens did a deep dive with a very extensive researched timeline.

[Ryland]

This isn't good for your Republican Reddit.

[Lizzie]

No, it's not. But I will say.

[Ryland]

I will say no.

[Lizzie]

The only reason Owens is uniting the nation with her deep dive on Justin and Blake's job.

[Ryland]

And I just want to say, the only reason I even know she has one is because one of her friends brought it to our attention. And it's like, I don't need to know these things.

[Lizzie]

Oh, about my Reddit?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah. No, you don't know that either. I don't know it either. My friend told me about it.

[Ryland]

The only information I ever learn about myself is if somebody in my community.

[Lizzie]

Is, like, tells me about it and I'm like, said about you.

[Ryland]

I didn't want to know that. And please don't tell me about it unless it's, like, something I really need to address. I don't want to hear about it.

[Lizzie]

Fair. And that's why I. No Longer tell you when you've got boogers in your nose?

[Ryland]

No, that's something you need to tell me about.

[Lizzie]

I'm just kidding.

[Ryland]

That's something that needs to be addressed. You.

[Lizzie]

I know you don't have boogers anyway.

[Ryland]

But it's like, if somebody's just being nasty about me, let them be nasty.

[Lizzie]

Let them be nasty.

[Ryland]

Don't tell me they're being nasty. Mean, it ruins my space that I listened to Tate. I didn't listen. I saw an interview clip or whatever I think she posted on her Instagram. I don't even know if you know who Tate McCrae is. Oh, no, she posted on her Instagram. She's like, I think the best way to create art. This is our art. Is to not listen to others. There's other opinions about your art because then you're, like, moving away of, like, whatever. So it's like, I'd rather just be authentically myself and not bogged down by the criticism. Not people are criticizing us, but maybe. Well, they are.

[Lizzie]

So then, anyways, I'm proudly going to announce that I totally listened to Candace Owens breakdown of Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively thing. And I will say that there is a resounding, like, consensus that a lot of liberal people are watching Candace Owens just to see that breakdown.

[Ryland]

Right.

[Lizzie]

So she's like, uniting the nation in a time that's, like, fraught with negativity.

[Ryland]

Great.

[Lizzie]

And I think that's great. Anywho, she had a really strong girls girl opinion on the matter, saying that Blake Lively might just be a victim of this whole thing as well. And the real villain is Mask Off Ryan Reynolds. It was Ryan Reynolds in the kitchen with the rope, if you know what I'm saying. So definitely check out her thing on it because it is worth the deep dive.

[Ryland]

It's really like something such as that just. I see how it spirals horribly on every end, you know, and it just. It becomes something that nobody probably intended for it to be. Be. No, there might have been some bad intentions all around.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I don't think that Ryan Reynolds is happy about how it turned out, but he definitely intentionally acted every step of the way for it to be the way that it was. I mean, before Justin was like, psych, pulling the rug out. I got a billionaire backing me. We're going to sue you to oblivion, and everyone's going to see everything and know every single time you with the media to. With. With me. I shall not go quietly into the dark.

[Ryland]

Anyways, the whole reason we don't do crazy celebrity costup is because I'm trying not to be nasty. I'm trying to keep our vibrations high. Okay, Somebody said pre. Please bring back the advice though segment. Loved it.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Ryland]

I just forgot. I stopped plugging it and then the submissions ran dry. So if you want, if you. You want this segment to come back, please submit your questions or whatever you want us to address to contact the sip gmail dot com that's contact the sip gmail.com if you want us to do ADD. Wow. Maybe we can't bring it back.

[Lizzie]

She lost all sense of anything. You didn't even give me a chance.

[Ryland]

We never needed it before.

[Lizzie]

Give me a chance. I'm postpartum.

[Ryland]

Do y'all ever miss your old friends? No.

[Lizzie]

You are my old friend.

[Ryland]

Well, no, I'm just saying in general, if they're my old friend, they're my old friend for a reason. They'd be my current friend. I just mean in general, talking about no one in specific, but I feel like if a friend leaves your life. Yeah, I know what you're saying. Like world friends.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I was going to say.

[Ryland]

And they're meaning specifically like friends. Like ex.

[Lizzie]

Former.

[Ryland]

Former friends.

[Lizzie]

I actually have a crazy update.

[Ryland]

Okay, but one second. I'm saying I feel like if somebody's left or exited the chat on your life.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

It was for a reason. So no, I don't miss them or I would find a way to bring them back into my life.

[Lizzie]

Right. So this is crazy.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

But last year around this time, I believe we were at a McDonald's drive through and somebody did an advice though, and asked, what do you like? How do I get rid of a friend? Like, will they change? Blah, blah, blah. I said, never get a friend back. They will not change. Don't talk to them. They're stupid. And then I said, I have a friend like that and I'll never talk to them again. But Chris brought them back into our lives because they were hitting you up about camera work for something or whatever. Anyway, during the fires, I like lost my damn mind and texted that girl. I was like, hey, I'd be lying if I said I didn't think about you. Send. Which I think is really crazy on my part.

[Ryland]

That is crazy.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Anyway, we talk now.

[Ryland]

Wow. Have you guys met face to face? No. Are you going to?

[Lizzie]

I don't know.

[Ryland]

Yeah, just keep it. I think that's fine. But. And if you want to reignite with a friend that's a former friend. Friend. Yeah, great. Set boundaries. Know yourself better.

[Lizzie]

Know Yourself better.

[Ryland]

She was a former friend at one point in time.

[Lizzie]

Oh, that was stupid.

[Ryland]

And we came back together with stronger boundaries than ever.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah. And now we have no boundaries.

[Ryland]

No. I actually think we're the healthiest. One of the healthiest relationships I have.

[Lizzie]

I. Outside of my husband, I honestly think, like.

[Ryland]

Because if you upset me, I tell you right away.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no, I was just gonna say. Say, like, if we were to be. Like, if something horrible were to happen in our lives and we would find ourselves alone, we would end up together.

[Ryland]

Oh, yes. And I think with Lizzie, I am comfortable enough to tell her when something's actually hurt my feelings.

[Lizzie]

That I think is a key pillar of every relationship. The.

[Ryland]

I don't feel the same with a lot of people, though. Like, sometimes I'm like, it doesn't mean enough to me to, like, I'm just gonna let it slide, and then maybe I'll build a little bit of resentment, and then that resentment could build over time. Time. But with you, I will always be honest with you or always tell you if something, like, rubs me the wrong way.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. I also think that that's. I mean, I honestly, like, it takes a lot to rub me the wrong way. But I will say, like, in all of my relationships, I like to have that feeling. Because if you don't have that feeling, I feel, like, claustrophobic and trapped and, like, oh, I don't want to spend time with that person because I feel like I can't talk to them honestly.

[Ryland]

Right.

[Lizzie]

Do you know what I mean?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

And I. So I think.

[Ryland]

I guess I don't really. I have a small circle. You don't?

[Lizzie]

No. But I definitely do have some relationships where I'm like, I don't want to be here. See?

[Ryland]

And I just don't do that now. Especially now that I'm a dad. I just am not there if I don't want to be there.

[Lizzie]

I guess I should cut that off. That's probably part of my codependent problem.

[Ryland]

Right.

[Lizzie]

If I was gonna advice, though, myself, I'd be like, cut that off, girl. You're codependent. That's what I'd say.

[Ryland]

Okay, I'm not saying this to, like, flex on these hoes, but I had a funny story. So this person said, do you get recognized a lot when you're out? And, so what's the etiquette with your babies? I've never had somebody, like, recklessly just try to, like, come up and take a photo of my babies. And if anybody ever asks, when we are with Our babies, we just, like, put them to the side in the stroller or, like, take it without their, like, facing back or whatever. It's never been an issue. But the reason I brought this up is because I was at Erewhon because I'm unironically an Erewhon girl now. Let's not talk about it. It's my favorite. I like. Like, if I want to leave the house, it's where I want to go. It's a good time. Time. It's fun there.

[Lizzie]

No, it's fun there. No, it's not fun there. I don't know what you're saying. Actually, every time we've gone, I don't feel good. I feel poorly. I feel poorly. Yeah.

[Ryland]

I always leave and I'm like, oh, that was a lot of money. I gotta start a patreon to support this habit.

[Lizzie]

He's like, it's because Lizzie needs a job. No, it's because he needs to support his Erewhon habit.

[Ryland]

For my kids, they make really good, like, meatballs. Whole ingredient, no crazy additive foods that I can. Meatballs.

[Lizzie]

You're in the weeds now. Tell your story.

[Ryland]

Okay. It's great. Oh. So I'm at Erewhon alone. Scary thing to do.

[Lizzie]

Crazy.

[Ryland]

Lots of celebrities there. By the way, I was overhearing the checkout lady. Cause she got excited by somebody that walked in when I was checking out. And then the other one was like, oh, my God, that's like the fourth one today. And then they're going back and forth about all the celebrities that were in Erwan that day.

[Lizzie]

Drop some names.

[Ryland]

I want to get crazy. Drop some names. Okay, hold on. And so then I'm like. I'm doing, like. I'm in the most awkward position, like, bending over the cart trying to get my grocery bags. And somebody's like, ryland. And I was like, hey, girl. Hey, what's up? And the first thing, I think she might have just been nervous, but it was so hilarious to me. She goes, oh, my God, you're so much shorter than I ever would have thought. I was like, drag me to hell, girl. Jesus. And she almost doubles me to hell, girl.

[Lizzie]

Jesus.

[Ryland]

She almost doubled down on it. She's like, so shocked by my height. And I was like, it's cuz I give tall man energy. Huh?

[Lizzie]

You said that.

[Ryland]

No, I just.

[Lizzie]

I wish you had.

[Ryland]

Drag me.

[Lizzie]

He just starts crying. Do you want a picture? No. Okay.

[Ryland]

I'm five, almost eight.

[Lizzie]

Okay, five, almost eight.

[Ryland]

Well, I say I'm five eight. And Shane's like, no, you're not. I'm five eight.

[Lizzie]

You are five eight.

[Ryland]

Shane won't let me have that.

[Lizzie]

You might be six one. Maybe you give six one energy.

[Ryland]

My energy says that?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, it does.

[Ryland]

Now we have no time for your Hot Topics.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I'll just say it really quick because I thought it was crazy. Jay Z. Do you know that Jay Z and his two daughters picked the halftime shows for the Super Bowl?

[Ryland]

What?

[Lizzie]

Yes.

[Ryland]

Do they own Apple Music? Who sponsors it now?

[Lizzie]

No, but they're the committee that chooses it.

[Ryland]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Isn't that weird?

[Ryland]

So they.

[Lizzie]

Blue Ivy and roomy.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

Another daughter.

[Ryland]

Anything else about the Super Bowl? We have to. Did Taylor Swift's boyfriend win?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Ryland]

The only thing I saw from the super bowl was her getting booed, and that actually broke my heart.

[Lizzie]

Well, I will say I've rewritten it for myself. Like the way I rewrite my memories.

[Ryland]

That are awful because you can see the hurt in.

[Lizzie]

I will say Taylor Swift was originally outwardly an Eagles fan. Like, she has Eagles lyrics in her songs. And so when she. When she's at the super bowl and it's like the Eagles verse the Chiefs and she's now a Chiefs girl.

[Ryland]

That's how I saw PR Spinning it this morning, too. Like, they were mad that she's like a big not mascot. That's a. That's a demeaning word. I feel like for what she is to the Chiefs.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

But it's like, she only reason any of us cared about the Chief for the Chiefs. For us girls.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

You know, that don't like football. So it's like, you show her, and she's like, anti the home team. Was it the home team?

[Lizzie]

There is no home team at the Super Bowl. That's why they go to a different.

[Ryland]

So it wasn't personal in our eyes.

[Lizzie]

Correct.

[Ryland]

It was. She's anti. Untie the other side.

[Lizzie]

Correct.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. That's how I'm taking it.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

But I did want to say in her box, guess who was there.

[Ryland]

I told you to shut up.

[Lizzie]

Mgk. Machine Gun Killer.

[Ryland]

I saw that.

[Lizzie]

That's crazy, huh?

[Ryland]

That is crazy. I guess. Same hometown from the same hometown as Travis Kelsey. And so they knew each other, like, running from the same hometown. But he was always like, we don't. He was always like. By every photo I saw, he was like, by himself in the corner corner.

[Lizzie]

Like, as he should be. He up.

[Haley]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

That's crazy. Megan Fox is about to give birth to his child and that he's.

[Lizzie]

Whatever.

[Ryland]

I thought we were on A high vibration.

[Lizzie]

You know what? Why do I have to be on. You don't vibration you literally don't let me lowly vibrate.

[Ryland]

You can vibrate at the lowest.

[Lizzie]

Let me be a sh. Let me be a victim of my shadow, people.

[Ryland]

Okay, great. Now we have no time to go. Try raising canes because we yapped for so long.

[Lizzie]

We'll see you guys at raising canes. Bye.

[Ryland]

Bye.

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[Ryland]

Rolling. Rolling.

[Lizzie]

I'm sliding.

[Chris]

Scene two, take one. Common mark. Thank you.

[Ryland]

Wow.

[Lizzie]

Thank you.

[Ryland]

Oh, wow.

[Shane]

Sweet taste.

[Ryland]

This smells crazy.

[Lizzie]

I might vomit.

[Ryland]

How was the vibe in there?

[Shane]

Amazing. Really? I love it. It was huge. Nice bathroom. Their Diet Coke rivals McDonald's the outside.

[Ryland]

The aesthetic on the outside is beautiful.

[Shane]

They gave us a lot of straws, which is interesting because most people got bottled water. But I love that this is a sandwich.

[Ryland]

Probably can you scoop forward so Spencer can be a little more in frame?

[Chris]

Napkins for people.

[Shane]

Good Diet Coke.

[Ryland]

Spencer, if you could kind of just cheat into Lizzy when you're filming or when. Wow.

[Chris]

The fact you said it rivals McDonald's is crazy.

[Shane]

It's crazy.

[Ryland]

Like what part? Just the beauty inside. Oh, the diet Coke.

[Shane]

Spencer got the 32 ounce sauce.

[Ryland]

Oh my God.

[Chris]

Look at this thing.

[Shane]

And they almost gave us two of them on accident.

[Ryland]

Yeah, they. I filled this so high that I feel like it's Gonna spill as soon as we open it.

[Shane]

Wait, is this the podcast or the Patreon?

[Ryland]

This is the podcast. The Patreon is the drive home.

[Shane]

Guys, listen. Not just to sit here like QVC saleswoman and sell your Patreon, but what we filmed over there.

[Ryland]

You filmed something?

[Shane]

We've been filming all day.

[Ryland]

Oh, on Patreon? This is the lot for my little brain.

[Lizzie]

You're still.

[Shane]

It is very uncensored.

[Ryland]

Very.

[Shane]

Chris and Lizzy are different people. Literally different people.

[Spencer]

You want to see the dark side, go to Patreon.

[Lizzie]

Chris is a reptilian.

[Ryland]

Are there any forks, Chris?

[Shane]

And it's a two hour unedited vlog. You're welcome.

[Ryland]

Oh, wait, they don't.

[Chris]

I didn't get it.

[Shane]

I'm just kidding. It's not two hours.

[Chris]

They forgot to put forks.

[Lizzie]

What do we need forks for?

[Ryland]

Do we need them?

[Chris]

We will. You're right, we will.

[Ryland]

I. I'll grab. I don't know that we do. Wow.

[Shane]

Shut that baby off.

[Chris]

Yeah, you gotta open.

[Lizzie]

Good answer.

[Chris]

Good answer.

[Lizzie]

Wow.

[Chris]

Tell me the presentation is not nice.

[Ryland]

Do you want to hold this?

[Shane]

I don't need my. Does everybody have a box?

[Ryland]

Yeah. You can just leave it up there and we can share. Well, we got one for everyone.

[Shane]

Oh, I thought we got four boxes.

[Ryland]

We got. I guess we got one for everyone.

[Spencer]

It's such a brown meal.

[Shane]

It is a very. Yeah, like, beige meal. Wow.

[Lizzie]

What do you mean they got coleslaw?

[Spencer]

Delicious.

[Shane]

Okay, I need to get into this sauce.

[Ryland]

This is a whole thing of coleslaw. No, no, that's.

[Shane]

Do you guys all say it like that?

[Ryland]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Isn't it coleslaw or.

[Ryland]

No, Shane obviously doesn't watch the podcast.

[Shane]

I watch every episode of the podcast.

[Ryland]

But we had a fight about it last week.

[Shane]

We have a fight about a lot of things from your podcast.

[Chris]

Someone sent me a clip from an old vlog where you were saying coast.

[Ryland]

Yeah, that's. That's where the problem originated.

[Shane]

Have to.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Shane]

I don't know. What are we trying first?

[Ryland]

The coleslaw.

[Chris]

The coleslaw.

[Shane]

Okay, hold on. I'm trying to get a thumbnail image because I feel like we need. You know what I mean?

[Ryland]

Are we the Dunkaroo?

[Shane]

Are we doing this?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland]

You crazy. Don't let her dip out over you. Will not take a bite of that.

[Chris]

That's hot.

[Shane]

We ain't trying to pose.

[Chris]

So coslifers.

[Ryland]

It's KFC's coast. A lot better. I think it might be. How dare you I'm just saying the.

[Spencer]

Move of Canes is to replace the coca with extra sauce.

[Shane]

Are you guys are all saying it on purpose, right? I feel like I'm in an alternate reality.

[Ryland]

We all say it so different.

[Lizzie]

Or.

[Ryland]

We're all making so much. Okay. We're all.

[Spencer]

I was copying you guys.

[Ryland]

Okay. We're all making so much fun of me that I don't know what's real anymore.

[Shane]

That is my comment section.

[Lizzie]

You never knew.

[Shane]

So fries. Okay.

[Ryland]

I don't want to know.

[Shane]

Are we. Okay. Are we reviewing or what are we doing?

[Chris]

Are we on Friday now?

[Ryland]

I just.

[Shane]

Because I don't want to be rude.

[Ryland]

Okay. What do you think of the coleslaw? What do you think of. Whatever the fuck.

[Chris]

I like the crunch of it. It tastes like, real to me.

[Lizzie]

I like it. It tastes like cabbage.

[Ryland]

It. KFC is better. This tastes more real. KFC's is better.

[Spencer]

It feels like they needed a veggie and they put it in there.

[Ryland]

It's like, whatever.

[Shane]

Okay, well, I don't want the community to come for me.

[Ryland]

The sauce isn't that great, right? What is that crazy community?

[Shane]

The raising cans community coming for you? Thank you. You just saved me.

[Ryland]

Let me see.

[Shane]

I think the fries. Oh, I don't want to get in trouble.

[Ryland]

I think I just got us all in trouble so far.

[Lizzie]

I love all of it, and I'm starving. Okay.

[Chris]

Do you like a crinkle fry? I love crinkle fries.

[Shane]

I do, but this is giving a ride. Do you remember those? Is that what they're called? O'Reilly in the freezer section, but in the freezer section, the O'Reilly fries. It's very much like my mom on a Friday night. Like, we're not going out. We're having O'Reilly.

[Ryland]

What do you think of the slaw?

[Spencer]

I think it's too sweet. Wait, what kind of slaw?

[Ryland]

I just. Just the slo. It's just slaw. Now, I will say I'm drooling over the bread. Just visually, I'm.

[Shane]

Okay, here's what I. I will say the sauce is good. I like the sauce and the consistency. They fixed it because I've tried the sauce before and it was too runny.

[Ryland]

Is this drama thick?

[Shane]

What do you mean?

[Ryland]

Half of it isn't breaded. Yeah, that's drama.

[Shane]

They're trying to save your arteries a little bit.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Chris]

So what I will say about the chicken is it's never frozen. It's fresh.

[Ryland]

Really? Yeah.

[Chris]

Allegedly.

[Shane]

The chicken was good.

[Chris]

None of it is ever frozen. And they don't use heat lamps, nothing like that. It's all, like, legitimately prepared.

[Shane]

You know, I don't like fried chicken.

[Ryland]

And I like that the breading is incredible. I will give them that.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

I always feel so sick after I eat this.

[Ryland]

Raising canes.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Like, an hour after I eat raisin canes, I'm like, oh, this is good. And then I feel like I'm gonna.

[Ryland]

Die because I'm going hard on it right now.

[Chris]

Yeah, I feel good about.

[Lizzie]

I have so much work to do later. If I'm fussy, it's not gonna go.

[Shane]

Oh, wait, I need everybody to pose for the thumbnail that Rylan's gonna force me to make that. Really? Okay, this is the problem. This is why I need to be here to direct these photo shoots. Because when he sends me the pictures of, like. Yeah, sorry.

[Ryland]

No, no, I'm listening. I just know I'm gonna get dragged, so I just want to enjoy getting dragged.

[Chris]

Everything in sauce.

[Shane]

So you look good when you're smiling. Like, you're smiling because you don't know how to do surprise. His surprise is like, the serial killer.

[Ryland]

He's like, the bread is the standout.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah, you, like.

[Spencer]

You guys are having such two different conversations.

[Ryland]

Taking this review on is like, you made it.

[Chris]

I.

[Lizzie]

That's how I was.

[Chris]

I recommended it.

[Ryland]

He made it.

[Shane]

You guys didn't. He made it.

[Chris]

I always hope that you like it.

[Ryland]

You know, you don't ever have that.

[Chris]

Where you recommend something to someone and you're like, oh, what if they don't like it?

[Shane]

There's nothing worse.

[Lizzie]

I never recommend anything for that reason.

[Shane]

When you show. When you, like, play somebody a song or something, you're so excited, and then halfway through, they change it.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Ryland]

Exactly.

[Spencer]

That is the worst.

[Chris]

Exactly.

[Ryland]

Or an asshole front.

[Shane]

Or you watch a movie, or you watch a movie with them, and then, like, halfway through there on the phone. Brutal.

[Ryland]

Yeah, the chicken is good.

[Shane]

Or when you take them to the movie theater to watch the movie that you love, and then they're like, should.

[Lizzie]

We go take them to the movies?

[Ryland]

That's why you just don't take people to the movies.

[Shane]

All these stories are about Jared, my childhood wizard.

[Chris]

I love their chicken. The one thing I will say is, without the sauce, it's not. It needs the sauce.

[Ryland]

Should they.

[Shane]

Dessert there.

[Ryland]

Oh, they really sweet tea.

[Shane]

Is that offensive? No.

[Spencer]

My grandma sounds like, yeah, okay.

[Shane]

Do they only serve one thing?

[Ryland]

The bread's incredible.

[Shane]

Because I was looking at their menu because I was like, oh, we should order everything And I was like, they only serve one thing, but they put. There's like 17 meals of the same thing.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's like in and out.

[Lizzie]

What are the variations?

[Chris]

Less or more chicken. No co, no coleslaw, things like that.

[Lizzie]

I love the co. Sl.

[Chris]

Do you hear that?

[Lizzie]

Honestly, I love everything here.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

No, honey, it's not. That sandwich we're making fun of you.

[Shane]

Is way too real. That looks like a chicken.

[Ryland]

There's a big.

[Lizzie]

Was our camera stand.

[Ryland]

The shot is now. Did you ruin our lives? Spencer?

[Spencer]

I've been over here.

[Lizzie]

We can invite and sponsor.

[Ryland]

Sponsor, sponsor. What are you doing here? He's helping get Patreon clicks, so you're welcome.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah. Should we talk about your plan for the Patreon or like what you guys are going to see on there?

[Spencer]

Yeah, what's your guys. Vision board.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, we have a vision board.

[Shane]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

What would be on it?

[Shane]

I was the first patron. I was the first member. It was very exciting. And then I went to the chat room and I was like, hey, guys. And nobody replied to me. Wow. Okay.

[Ryland]

I guess I'm not sure sandwich is better.

[Chris]

Is.

[Ryland]

Really is.

[Shane]

You don't listen to us.

[Ryland]

No, I'm listening. You were the first in the chat. He was the first subscriber. He pushed me to push it live.

[Shane]

Well, yeah, I was like, just do it, baby. Let's do it. I don't know, it's. I get very excited. Excited when you try new things or when you get invested. You've been so excited about doing this. You've been talking about it for like a year, you and Lizzie. And I was like, just do it. Just do it.

[Lizzie]

And now you are the most supportive part of everything.

[Ryland]

Yeah, he really. You really are.

[Lizzie]

Literally, like. I felt so cringy texting you yesterday, but like, for real. For real.

[Ryland]

Did you text my husband yesterday?

[Lizzie]

How am I supposed to not. He does the sweetest. We text friends.

[Shane]

She also.

[Lizzie]

He doesn't have me on silent.

[Shane]

No, she also. But she knows her boundaries. She doesn't text me at, you know, two in the morning just saying hey or no. What do you do to Ryland? Sometime you'll just say like, every thought. Yeah, every thought. That guy's shorts are very short. I don't want to be. I noticed that too. I don't want to be rude. They're so short.

[Ryland]

Where.

[Shane]

God, the confidence.

[Chris]

Oh, his shorts.

[Ryland]

His. Okay. Wow.

[Lizzie]

Maybe he has long legs.

[Shane]

You can see.

[Spencer]

We'll never know.

[Shane]

Okay, wait, what was I saying? Oh, so, yeah, I was very excited. Oh, you texted me the other day thanking me for me face tuning you in my podcast thumbnail.

[Ryland]

That could be a problem because now she expects it.

[Shane]

Well, but it was supposed to be.

[Lizzie]

A joke because I saved the settings.

[Shane]

I made her look like, crazy, which also, she's really beautiful. She's not in the episode. We, like, took all these pictures for the podcast and, like, lit. And then I realized after I made the thumbnail. Oh, her and Sandy aren't even in this episode. But I love the thumbnail. And I'm like. I mean, I've put, like, Sabrina Carpenter in the thumbnail. She's not in the episode, so who cares?

[Lizzie]

I'm definitely a lot like Sabrina Carpenter.

[Shane]

Honestly, same person.

[Ryland]

I should have cut this up for everyone to try, but I didn't. Come on, baby, live your life.

[Shane]

Sorry.

[Ryland]

It's sad because this is the best thing they have.

[Chris]

Wait, so this is both of your first time having this?

[Ryland]

Do you want it to hit it from the back?

[Lizzie]

I'll hit it from the back.

[Shane]

I've tried it before for like a reel or something.

[Ryland]

We tried the sauce. You've had the sandwich?

[Spencer]

Yeah, there was a cane's on my, like, college campus, so I had it, like, a lot. That's why I say, like, I eat a lot, because it was cheap. It just makes you feel sick.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. That situation this whole time, you never told me. Oh, my God, that's so annoying. Why don't you tell me things like that? Let's continue. You this fight on Patreon.

[Spencer]

Want to see how this fight gets resolved?

[Shane]

We had a real fight on your Patreon.

[Ryland]

What?

[Shane]

You don't remember anything?

[Ryland]

No, it's crazy.

[Shane]

It is crazy. He does not remember anything.

[Ryland]

Don't stop manifesting this. You need to stop. It's not.

[Lizzie]

It doesn't need to be manifested.

[Ryland]

It doesn't need to be talked about. You guys don't need to be like. I feel like it's bad juju to just tell everyone. I forget everything all the time.

[Shane]

It's bad juju to tell the facts. Be honest. Or what?

[Ryland]

I just have selective memory.

[Shane]

No, you don't. You have no memory.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

It scares me.

[Ryland]

It is kind of alarming. I will say. What are the celebrities doing? I'm just gonna do that. What? The iv.

[Shane]

Oh, nads. Nad. Okay, there's like this thing that you inject called nads, and it's supposed to, like, rejuvenate something. And I don't know, we got IVs when we had the flu and And I was looking at the website. It was like, very expensive. But I guess Selena got like, all these girls do it and it's supposed to make you live forever. I don't think I want that.

[Lizzie]

You guys just need to drink my breast milk. Speaking of Patreon, everybody gets a lick today.

[Shane]

Can we fill your breast milk in a cup like this?

[Lizzie]

I wish we could. I don't have that much meal.

[Shane]

How do we get more?

[Lizzie]

I do my best.

[Ryland]

We don't stress out.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And we drink coconut water.

[Shane]

O. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Not part of my coconut water consumption. Includes Spencer.

[Shane]

That sauce is so sad and small.

[Lizzie]

I only enjoy drinking my.

[Shane]

I feel bad that we've been. I didn't. I didn't double dip in that sauce though.

[Ryland]

The chicken. Oh, I have no, I'm.

[Lizzie]

The 32 ounces here.

[Ryland]

I have this one that's not been touched this far. Oh, I thought you guys needed more sauce.

[Shane]

Well, I was just looking.

[Chris]

I mean, I'll take.

[Spencer]

What do you guys did with the other extra sauce? You think he dumped it back in or do you think he threw it out?

[Shane]

I should have just asked for it.

[Ryland]

I'm gonna be.

[Spencer]

So.

[Shane]

We was cuz he was gonna. Yeah. What was he gonna do with that?

[Ryland]

I'm gonna finish the chicken sandwich.

[Lizzie]

I could up a whole. Another tiny tray of coleslaw.

[Ryland]

Oh, here you go.

[Shane]

You really like the cl.

[Ryland]

I don't want. I really like everything.

[Lizzie]

I'm starving.

[Shane]

I didn't eat anything from my box.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Shane]

So if anybody wants a box, he's just here for. I'm here for the Diet Coke and for the Kiki. I'm here for the Kiki. Okay, Wait, is Kiki. You guys don't care?

[Lizzie]

We kind of care.

[Shane]

Is Kiki when. When, like, drag queens talk, or is Kiki when drag queens each other? Because we're watching Drag Race. And she's like, did y'all Kiki? And she goes, we did Kiki. And they went, oh, no.

[Ryland]

Lizzie and I are using Kiki wrong then. Unless we're fucking.

[Lizzie]

Check out the Patreon.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we do always do it in context of being in my bed.

[Lizzie]

Stop it.

[Ryland]

I'm marrying people that we're fucking.

[Lizzie]

People definitely think we're. You want to talk about how my baby's yours?

[Shane]

Is there a gym? Is there a gym here?

[Ryland]

Or was he checking us or the car out?

[Shane]

I think me.

[Lizzie]

I think it was me.

[Shane]

Are those my legs?

[Spencer]

There's a Pilates studio.

[Shane]

Oh, okay. Because I was like, why are all these gym people going to racing all.

[Ryland]

These boys with short shorts are going to Pilates.

[Lizzie]

Oh, here, fill my little trough with some more sauce.

[Shane]

You want it out of that one?

[Ryland]

That seems dangerous. You can do it. I'll do it.

[Shane]

I love this.

[Ryland]

I hope that this might be Shane's first spill and then he's gonna know how hard.

[Shane]

First spill. You guys literally destroy this truck every podcast, and then Rylan never gets it washed.

[Ryland]

I'm going to get it washed. The problem is it takes him a.

[Lizzie]

While to execute on things.

[Shane]

Everything.

[Lizzie]

Okay, you know what we should do right now? Text Whitney Cummings.

[Chris]

What is that now?

[Ryland]

It's a lens flare. Shit.

[Shane]

It's okay. They don't care. Do you care?

[Ryland]

Oh, no, I think it's a. I.

[Lizzie]

Think it's a flare up.

[Shane]

Flare up.

[Ryland]

Wow.

[Shane]

It's an orb.

[Ryland]

It's good energy.

[Lizzie]

It's my grandma, dude. That's my biggest fear. I'm always like, it's my guardian angel. I love you. Thanks for being here. And I'm like, I've summoned a demon.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Lizzie]

I've welcomed it into my life to stay.

[Ryland]

Oh, I really am utilizing the sauce bucket.

[Shane]

Oh, I am.

[Chris]

I just say you do like this.

[Shane]

In the group.

[Ryland]

In the podcast group chat, was I not listening?

[Lizzie]

No.

[Ryland]

Ever?

[Spencer]

Was I not listening ever?

[Ryland]

What were you guys talking about, Grandma?

[Lizzie]

Our guardian angels.

[Ryland]

Cool. Keep them.

[Shane]

Okay, I asked in the group chat if anybody had any questions for us on the sip, so let's see what people said.

[Spencer]

My thumbnail faces have been gold this whole time.

[Ryland]

You are. I would say you're top tier when it comes to thumbnail faces.

[Spencer]

I've got buggy eyes so I can look. Surprise.

[Ryland]

Well, buggy eyes, drag yourself.

[Spencer]

Hey, I know myself.

[Lizzie]

Drag yourself to hell.

[Chris]

That was funny.

[Shane]

Okay, people want us to talk about our experience at Disneyland.

[Lizzie]

Oh, better done that.

[Ryland]

We kind of already exploited your trip to Disneyland for 20 minutes.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Lizzie]

We'Ll break you off for that one, though. Don't worry.

[Shane]

Okay. Update on Benjamin. I do have an update on Benjamin. No. Do you guys care about this?

[Ryland]

I do.

[Shane]

Did you talk about it in your pocket?

[Ryland]

No, we haven't.

[Shane]

I care about this.

[Ryland]

Shane has a postmate that has. He has a love relationship with.

[Shane]

That sounds great. No, listen, he's a great shipt. She's a great shipt. Love him. Never met him. We talked about on my podcast. He left a comment on the podcast. Left a comment and was just like, oh, you know, being really nice. And then he ended it with, if you ever want me to come on the couch and tell my Craziest postmate stories.

[Ryland]

Like, let me know, did you book him?

[Shane]

So then I look him up on Instagram. I. I got hit with that follow back. So I followed him. DM'd him or he DM me. I was just like, oh, thanks for the shout out. That meant a lot. And then I was just like, hey, do you want to come on the podcast? So I gave him my phone number. We're waiting for a text.

[Ryland]

He's pretty excited. He's better than me.

[Lizzie]

We know.

[Shane]

But he's so sweet. And his goal is to. In his videos, he says, my goal is I'm a postmate and a youtuber and my goal is to be a full time youtuber one day. But until then, I'm postmating, so my goal is to have that happen. He's so good.

[Ryland]

I'll link him below here, follow him, check him out. We've genuinely, like, fallen down the rabbit hole his channel and enjoy it.

[Spencer]

And Shane was saying it just like the way it all came together. It felt like the universe was like. It's like there's so many dots for him connecting.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. That is wild that you would randomly have a postmate delivery guy who's a YouTuber.

[Shane]

Right.

[Spencer]

But, like, he didn't mention it. You, like, found it on your own.

[Shane]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Which is the craziest thing.

[Shane]

Somebody said, Talk about YouTube turning 2020 this year. That's scary.

[Ryland]

How many of those years have you been around the whole time?

[Shane]

All of it. Okay, this is interesting. What? Some of these are offensive upon me. Somebody just said Pokemon lore, and then people were thumbsing it up. I don't know anything about Pokemon. I feel like Christos.

[Chris]

I love Pokemon.

[Shane]

I knew it. You do? I love.

[Chris]

I'm still playing Pokemon Go. I think I'm the only one. I love it.

[Spencer]

Barrett is like 10 years old now.

[Chris]

Every time I, like, am somewhere and I'm bored, like in a doctor's office or something, I'm like, oh, Pokemon Go. There might be a gym nearby.

[Lizzie]

Didn't Pokemon end up just being a way to track us, to sell our information to someone, to do something nefarious with our business?

[Shane]

What? All I know about Pokemon Go is Hillary Clinton, Pokemon Go to the polls.

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah. Okay, well, I think we need to continue this conversation on Patreon. On what? We've been going for 20 minutes.

[Lizzie]

I'm almost done with my meal.

[Ryland]

Hey, that's was the point of this.

[Shane]

Somebody said, try Wiener Schnitzel's chili fry.

[Ryland]

Burrito when we went to Wiener we were so pleasantly surprised. It was a great experience. We got hats. We got. I love wiener hats.

[Lizzie]

I love wieners. It was your birthday, was it?

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Shane]

Somebody said intimacy after Taco Bell. I don't quite know what that means.

[Lizzie]

All right, it's a no for me.

[Ryland]

Make sure you check out our Patreon. It is linked in the description section below, and I'll pin it as the pinned comment as well. You can continue on with us for an additional 20, probably 40, 50, 60 minutes this time because we just filmed and filmed and filmed, but we will be there. Make sure you're following Shane podcast and Shane's channel. The Disney video that we were talking about will be coming out, what? In a few weeks.

[Shane]

March 2. March 6, March 2, whatever.

[Ryland]

The Sunday is very fun. You can follow Spencer on Instagram. Are you Hungry Boy or being Bernard?

[Shane]

Oh, my God. We didn't even mention Hungry Boy at Disneyland. How did we not do that?

[Ryland]

We never got hungry.

[Shane]

Oh, no.

[Lizzie]

The whole time.

[Shane]

We need to bring Hungry Boy back.

[Lizzie]

We got to go back to Disney.

[Spencer]

Disney. I really wanted to. I never got one of those big turkey legs.

[Lizzie]

Oh, so good.

[Shane]

We got to go back.

[Lizzie]

They taste like blood.

[Chris]

What?

[Ryland]

Yuck.

[Lizzie]

They're really gross.

[Ryland]

Okay, we'll see you guys on Patreon. Thank you so much for watching and supporting our show. We love you very much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. Yeah, that's the sim.

[Shane]

Oh, wait. Hold on for the thumbnail. Somebody needs a raising cane mustache. I'm throwing it out there.

[Ryland]

How am I going to clean it up?

[Shane]

Oh, wait, never mind. It's weird.

[Ryland]

E, that's gross.

[Shane]

Never mind, Never mind.

[Ryland]

I don't want to ruin.

[Lizzie]

I'm starting to feel sick like Spencer said I would.

[Ryland]

I do, too.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I'm so sorry about the burping.

[Shane]

Is that your thumbnail holding a cup? Yeah. Hold a fry. At least crispy.

[Chris]

Wait, it was your first time. What do you think?

[Shane]

Hold a chicken wing?

[Ryland]

Oh, I would put it. Can I be honest? No. I'd put it below Chick Fil A. Whoa.

[Chris]

But in terms of other fast food.

[Ryland]

Other, like, chicken up there. Right below Chick Fil A. What else is chicken, though?

[Spencer]

Like Popeyes, I guess.

[Ryland]

Yeah, Popeyes. I liked it. I'd give it a solid seven out of ten. I'd be back.

[Lizzie]

Hey, I ate everything but the bread.

[Ryland]

Like, I won't come back. Because of the proximity, because of the location. It's not close to us, but the sauce is really. Took us 30 minutes to get here.

[Shane]

And the diet Coke. She's gone.

[Ryland]

If I'm in the area, I'll go to Chick Fil A. Wow. I just started thinking. There we go. Right here.

[Spencer]

If I'm nearby, I won't go.

[Shane]

I will say I saw more gay people at Chick Fil? A than I did in raising kids.

[Ryland]

But, Chris, I loved it. It was a great experience. The food was actually delicious. Okay, we'll see you on Patreon. Bye.