Tasting EVERYTHING at RAISING CANE’S with Shane and Spencer!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode Title: Tasting EVERYTHING at RAISING CANE’S with Shane and Spencer!!

Release Date: February 12, 2025

Hosts: Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

In this lively episode of The Sip, hosts Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon take listeners on a humorous and heartfelt journey through their personal lives, tackling everything from appearance concerns and relationship secrets to the everyday challenges of parenting. Their candid conversations, filled with relatable anecdotes and playful banter, offer a rich and engaging listening experience.

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1. Appearance and Personal Image Concerns

The episode begins with Ryland and Lizze discussing personal appearance, focusing on facial features and grooming habits.

• Ryland Adams opens up about his insecurities regarding his nostril symmetry:

  “I always thought I had a good nose. It’s kind of cool. It’s like art.” ([00:39-00:55])

• Lizze Gordon chimes in about maintaining her beard, highlighting the effort required:

  “It’s a lot of work.” ([03:00])

They humorously compare their nostril shapes and beard maintenance routines, providing a light-hearted start to the episode.

2. Secrets in Relationships

The conversation shifts to the topic of keeping secrets within relationships, with both hosts sharing personal anecdotes.

• Ryland reveals his secret about resizing a ring for his partner, Shane Dawson, without telling him:

  “I went behind his back, I took it to Cartier, and I resized it for my finger.” ([07:05])

• Lizze shares a humorous yet embarrassing secret involving a diaper mishap and her attempts to cover it up:

  “I ripped ass in my son's room, and it stank like death.” ([09:05-09:40])

These stories explore the dynamics of trust and honesty, resonating with listeners who may face similar situations in their own relationships.

3. Parenting Challenges and Stories

A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to the challenges and humorous moments of parenting.

• Fart Stories: Both Ryland and Lizze share funny and awkward stories about themselves and others dealing with flatulence around their children.

  “You never know what you're trying to get away with.” ([13:49])

• Breastfeeding Struggles: They discuss the physical and emotional toll of breastfeeding, including time management and partner support.

  “What bothers me is that just... It’s not a disrespect.” ([37:22])

• Diapering Dilemmas: The hosts talk about managing diaper changes and the unpleasant odors that come with them, providing relatable content for parents.

  “Billy's poop stinks if you, like, open his pants up.” ([12:43])

4. Q&A Segment

Engaging with their audience, Ryland and Lizze answer listener questions, offering advice and sharing personal insights.

• On Romantic Feelings Toward a Partner’s Friend:

  Ryland: “If I liked my brother's best friend, I think my family would come around.” ([35:26]) Lizze: “If you think it’s a fling or fun to [have a one-time thing], it's no big deal.” ([36:04])

• Impact of Parenthood on Relationships:

  Ryland: “I've felt happier and closer, but we have to communicate more effectively.” ([37:11]) Lizze: “We move heaven and earth to do whatever the I ask so that I can go to a stupid OrangeTheory class.” ([48:53])

These exchanges highlight the balance between personal desires and relationship dynamics, offering valuable perspectives for listeners navigating similar situations.

5. Experiences at KFC

In a humorous detour, Ryland and Lizze recount their attempt to film at a KFC restaurant, leading to unexpected conflict with the management.

• Manager’s Refusal: The hosts face resistance when trying to film inside, resulting in a playful confrontation.

  “But the manager said no filming.” ([58:50])

• Food Tasting: They taste various KFC menu items, including Mac and cheese and pot pies, sharing their honest opinions.

  Ryland: “The classic is better. The Mac and cheese falls flat.” ([63:19])

• Parking Lot Antics: Their comedic struggle to park the Cybertruck in a handicap zone adds another layer of humor to their experience.

  Lizze: “We have to move. Kills me.” ([75:00])

This segment combines humor with relatable customer service frustrations, making it an entertaining highlight of the episode.

6. Reflections on Work-Life Balance

Towards the end, Ryland and Lizze reflect on maintaining a healthy work-life balance amidst the demands of parenthood.

• Ryland’s Perspective:

  “If I have energy and I'm happy, if I’ve slept... I'm a better dad.” ([47:16]) “I like my job right now. I'm content in my job...” ([47:16])

• Lizze’s Insights:

  “We’ve moved heaven and earth to do whatever the I ask so that I can go to a stupid OrangeTheory class.” ([48:53]) “I'm incredibly blessed... my husband does whatever I ask him to do.” ([48:53])

Their discussion emphasizes the importance of personal well-being and mutual support in fostering a balanced and fulfilling life as parents.

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Notable Quotes with Timestamps

• Ryland on beard challenges:

  “It’s a lot of work.” ([03:00])

• Lizze on breastfeeding struggles:

  “It is really hard for me to not be livid, period.” ([38:10])

• Ryland on being content with his job:

  “I like my job right now. I'm content in my job...” ([47:16])

• Lizze on mutual support:

  “We’ve moved heaven and earth to do whatever the I ask...” ([48:53])

• Discussion on work-life balance:

  “It’s nearly impossible to manage it all unless you can effectively manage your time.” ([37:22])

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Throughout the episode, Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon skillfully blend humor with genuine discussions about personal and parental challenges. Their ability to share authentic stories while entertaining their audience makes this episode of The Sip both engaging and relatable for listeners.

Transcript

[A]

What?

[B]

Well, now I'm looking at my own nostril.

[A]

Can you take a picture? Take a picture. I need to know.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

I always thought I had a good nose.

[B]

No, you have a great nose, but look at how different your nostrils are. I know.

[A]

Are yours like that?

[B]

No.

[A]

Chris, let me look at you. Oh, no, his are so symmetrical, it's crazy.

[B]

Oh, my God. Yeah, his are very symmetrical.

[A]

I need to look at my babies. Let me see yours. Oh, yours are pretty symmetrical, too.

[B]

Yeah, that's why I'm gasping over yours.

[A]

It's kind of cool. It's like art.

[B]

It's like art. Imagine I die. The last photo on my camera roll.

[A]

Is this Lizzie and I literally. Why are you manifesting that? What? I don't know.

[B]

That's all I think about.

[A]

Okay, cool. I. You know, I'm having an appearance crisis.

[B]

Oh, really?

[A]

Normally when I'm having one of those, it's brought on by Lizzie. Like, even yesterday, I shaped up my beard. Like, I found the longest length my trimmer has, and I did that. And then Shane saw me walking down the stairs, and he goes, oh, my God, did you shave? Because Lizzy was making fun of you.

[B]

I did not.

[A]

I mean, it's hard to tell what your real feelings are on the beer. All right, Chris, were you around the whole Shane Dawson podcast shoot on Saturday when she was making fun of my beard but saying she liked Jared's?

[B]

Did I really make fun of his beard?

[A]

You kept saying, oh, no, Jared, but I like yours. I do know what you're talking about. You did you. Yes, you did specifically mention that you like, but then it's confusing. Then you'll text me and you'll be like, no, I think you're. You're hotter than you've ever been.

[B]

And I'm like, I do think.

[A]

Can you be consistent?

[B]

No, I'm very complicated right now. And then I think if I'm talking shit about your beard, I think it's about the way that you approach your conversations about the beard, but not the beard itself.

[A]

You think I'm a changed woman with a beard?

[B]

No, I think that the way that you discuss the beard is silly.

[A]

How do I discuss it? Oh, you didn't like, when I was, like, petting it? Yeah, it's hard not to pet a beard when you have a beard. Us people with beards know bearded men. But I even started to feel just, like, a little messy. You know what I'm talking about? Like, there were, like, pieces hanging out further than the others. I guess you really need to maintain your beard. When you have a beard, and you need to, like, brush it, wash it. I'm like, it's a lot of work.

[B]

My thing with the beard is you have to shave the stragglers on the cheeks and you have to shave your neck.

[A]

Right. Which, thank God Harry's is a sponsor for today's podcast because they just sent me fresh razors.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Yeah. And I do. I like their product a lot. I've used it before, but that was prior to me, like, really cleaning up the cheek and the neckline.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so, phew, we. So. But then with my hair, it's been getting so long, and I like the length. I want. I want to let it grow before I shape it, because I keep shaping it, but then it turns into a short haircut somehow. Ask the hairdresser. I don't know. And so now I'm afraid to shape it. But when I go to one side, it's just, like a lot sitting in one place. And so today I tried the middle without it being a middle, because when it's the middle, everyone says, whoville, you went back. Yes, I'm going back.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because now there's enough length where I can go back. But if I look at this and think, ew, then I won't ever do it again.

[B]

Right.

[A]

Okay. And we've discovered I have uneven nostrils. I'm one in a million.

[B]

He's special.

[A]

Everyone, check your nostrils. Check your spouse's nostrils. Check your best friend's nostrils.

[B]

Sound off in the comments below.

[A]

Any of you girls are just like me.

[B]

Did you notice anything different about me?

[A]

That you have a wet nipple?

[B]

No.

[A]

What you did. Is it dry now?

[B]

It was my. That was above my breast. That was some spit up. But look at my nail polish has grown out so much, I've been able to cut it off. The tops of most of it looks like a French tip on one toenail, only on the other ones, I've been able to cut it off. So I don't need a manicure. I just need to grow my last toenail out as far as I can.

[A]

Begging to get a pedicure with you, because I. I would also love to get a pedicure.

[B]

Let's absolutely go after next Friday because I have. I'm trying to store up milk because we have big plans every week now where I have to have milk for the show and then milk for another event.

[A]

And so breastfeeding is a real nightmare in some ways.

[B]

Yeah. I mean, when I breastfeed Again, I'm gonna definitely start a storage immediately.

[A]

Right?

[B]

I'm not.

[A]

I just. What. What bothers.

[B]

What bothers me as a breastfeeding daddy?

[A]

Is it like, you had a migraine all day yesterday and there's nothing you can do?

[B]

No.

[A]

And that is.

[B]

Well, there's things you can do. I choose to do very little.

[A]

But you can't take Excedrin, which is all that works for me.

[B]

I. I think you. I can take Tylenol. They. I think I can take Advil, but I don't want to because I'm like, you don't know. I don't know.

[A]

You don't know.

[B]

But cut to me next Friday. I'm like, oh, yeah, knock me out, daddy, because I'm finally getting my coloscopy done. And I, like, cannot do it awake. And I was like, knock my out. Am I gonna have to pump and dump? Do I need to have enough bottles for two days stored up? Like, what's the deal? Tell me what's going on? And they were like, no, we can knock you out with some shit and you can breastfeed immediately after. And I was like, hell, yeah.

[A]

And you just don't ask questions to fact check.

[B]

Joe keeps saying, well, what are they actually giving you? And I go, I don't know. And I don't know. But I do know they said, it's fine.

[A]

We've discovered we're keeping secrets from our partners. Do you want to start?

[B]

No, you start. I want to know how dark we're going.

[A]

Well, today. I told Lizzie keeps wanting to film earlier, which is fine. I like to have a cute morning with my family and walk my dogs, try to accomplish some things beforehand. But I was like, fine, I'll meet you in the middle. But because we know she wakes up my children, I said, you are coming at between the 10 to 11:30 nap. So if you wake them up, this trial run is over for you.

[B]

He did send multiple gun emojis.

[A]

The only gun.

[B]

Multiple gun emojis. This guy's been pointing gun emojis at me a lot lately, and it's starting to really intimidate me and make me feel unsafe in the workplace.

[A]

I used to never be a gun girl until you started the gun.

[B]

And now he's seriously packing some heat. And honestly, like, I want to see your permit, because I'm not sure this is even.

[A]

Well, no, you used to. She always used to do the handguns. And I was like, oh, my God, you're going to get us canceled on the Internet.

[B]

But for I did finger guns at Joe this morning, and he flinched, and I was like, it feels crazy. But does it all?

[A]

All Apple has is the squirt gun. So I'm just always sending empty threats to Lizzie with a bunch of squirt guns.

[B]

They don't feel empty. They feel locked and loaded and, like, the safety's off, girl.

[A]

So then Lizzy tried to tiptoe up to my bedroom, and then we're, like, kikiing in there. And even though we tried to film a half hour earlier than usual, it's still.

[B]

What's the lie you tell your husband?

[A]

Oh, well, this. I was getting there.

[B]

Okay, you were going through, like, you were just pussyfooting around.

[A]

No, you were going through my collection of rings.

[B]

Right, right, right.

[A]

And then I was like, oh, my gosh. I discovered this one when I was cleaning out my office.

[B]

I don't think this is a secret you haven't shared before.

[A]

You acted like it was when we were walking out to the podcast shed. The secret. What?

[B]

I think we've been known. Chris, what do you think the secret is? Chris isn't a good one to ask.

[A]

So I've given Shane multiple rings because he's not a ring person. After giving him maybe five or six different rings that he's never worn, I finally, the one that I liked the most, I went behind his back, I took it to Cartier, and I resized it for my finger.

[B]

Has he told us that before?

[A]

I haven't told Shane. Oh, but it's like he was never going to wear it.

[B]

Right?

[A]

You know, he puts on rings and he starts hyperventilating, and I'm like, what do you think is going to.

[B]

Already made the commitment.

[A]

Shane, what do you think is going to happen?

[B]

Put on the chain.

[A]

Like you just want to go around town acting like you're not married.

[B]

Lock it down. People are going to start asking questions. What's your lotion routine?

[A]

Lizzie was going through them, and I was like, no, it's too much to wear like rings next to a finger with rings. And she goes, I think you're wrong. So now I'm wearing rings next to a finger with rings, and now I'm stacking all the rings.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. So that's the secret.

[B]

That was her secret.

[A]

I think it's pretty crazy to gift somebody a Cartier ring and then go get it resized behind their back and never. I've still. The secret is still a secret.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

And we'll see if he discovers the secret. It's like a test, actually.

[B]

Are You a real fan, Shane. So I guess mine's not a real secret because I couldn't keep it for very long. But I did lie to Joe's face the other day. And I have a hard time lying. Like, it doesn't feel good to me. It always boils up a little bit like a surprise. You know what I mean? Like, I can't keep a secret. I can't keep a surprise that I'm, like, not great at lying. And so I got home from the gym and it was bedtime, and I, like, rushed in to, like, give kisses and do story time with Billy and Joe and I. Wow, I have a lot of secrets about exactly this. I ripped ass in my son's room, and it stank like death. And instead of wanting to just let it linger, I went, oh, my God, does it stink like, in here? It stinks like in here. And Joe goes, yeah, it stinks. Like, I was like, check your shoes, everyone. Everyone check your shoes for shoes. To solve a lie, I kicked my shoes off into the hallway.

[A]

And then.

[B]

Joe left so I could do books with Billy. I just kept dying of laughter while reading the kid his books before bed. And it reminds me of how I used to blame poor Jelly for my farts and be like, jelly does not feel good.

[A]

My farts are starting to smell like my kids now that they're eating similarly to me.

[B]

Oh, yeah. So that's. That was a lie.

[A]

But you told him. You caught you.

[B]

I told him immediately after because I couldn't stop laughing. And so I was like, I gotta tell you something. And he goes, I farted in the nursery. What? You kicked your shoes off like you thought you stepped in shit? I'm sorry. No, I was embarrassed.

[A]

Well, now that we're all concerned about air quality in la.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I was scrolling on Instagram and I was seeing this guy saying, oh, I was walking into the nursery and it was smelling like, even though we have the Diaper Genie. And I was like, I don't know if it's safe to have our babies sleeping in the same room where their shit is sitting.

[B]

Right?

[A]

And the wife was like, oh, no, it's fine. And I don't. I would credit them, but it's like I was mindlessly scrolling. You don't know who it is. And I don't know who it is.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I didn't even finish the reel, but I got the gist.

[B]

What's the gist?

[A]

Well, then he was like, I would. He told the wife, who's probably doing, like, a lot of the work, you know?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

He told the wife, well, I would prefer you go and take the diapers immediately out. And she goes, well, that's a lot to ask of.

[B]

I prefer you go and take the diapers immediately out if that's your fucking request, bro.

[A]

Yeah. And then he goes, okay, well then maybe you sleep. We like, move the Diaper Genie next to our bed and we sleep with the Diaper Genie. And she goes, oh, no, I would. No. And he goes, well, then why would it be in our kids room?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

If it's too insufferable for us.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I started thinking, do we all need to be throwing our diapers at the window?

[B]

Maybe, I don't know. We got rid of our Diaper Genie.

[A]

Okay, where do you put your diapers?

[B]

I bought a really big trash can and I keep. I keep a lot of it in his room at one time.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But my doula used to just throw the diapers in a paper bag every day and take it out every day.

[A]

When we were evacuated. That's what we were doing. I. I had a trash bag on the front door of the. And I would just walk them out to the trash bag at the front door every day.

[B]

And I'll say this like, Billy's poop stanks if you, like, open his pants up. But they're not like, lingering shit.

[A]

I also very meticulously, like, secure the shit in the diaper. I'm like, strapping it around, pulling tight and.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sticking.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

With both levers.

[B]

But I will say this as a person who is playing in your nursery this week with my son.

[A]

That was your son's problem. No, don't know.

[B]

That was.

[A]

Lizzie brought Billy over for a play date, and when she changed Billy in our playroom, well, in the nursery, she then opens the Diaper Genie to put it away and she goes, your nursery smells. I was like, you just changed your.

[B]

Own son shit farting in your nursery the whole time. Cuz I also farted on the Shane Dawson podcast, like, audibly. And I was like, I wonder if Ryland heard that. But everyone else has headphones on, so what are they going to say?

[A]

You know, I didn't hear it or smell it.

[B]

I don't. I don't think my farts. Well, no, they do sometimes smell, but this time I don't think that's.

[A]

The wild things about farts, you never know.

[B]

You never know what you're trying to get away with.

[A]

I remember embarrassing when they stick.

[B]

Embarrassing. You think it's gonna be quiet and Then it's loud. I was.

[A]

I'd rather it be loud and odorless than odorless and silent. Or odor pack or whatever you get.

[B]

No, I get you. I don't know. I think both are pretty awful. There have been two, like, life changing farts around me that I, like, just can't shake. Like, they fucking and they're not even my own. But I'll never forget I was in sixth. It's in sixth grade. And this guy, Max D. Oh, great.

[A]

The.

[B]

Who cares? Ripped ass. Super loud in our class. And everyone started laughing and it almost felt like he was intentionally being disruptive.

[A]

I would die of embarrassment.

[B]

He didn't give a. He was so bold about it. He goes, everybody does it. And all of us were dying of laughter because we're 11. And my teacher got mad mad. He's like, max Dalu. Like, that's why I remember his name, because the teacher just kept screaming it at him. Like, you don't just do that. Like, it's not okay. To this day, I can't forget it. And then freshman year of high school, I went to UCLA for acting camp and I was doing a scene study with this girl in a dorm room. And honestly, like, when you're a 14 year old girl, most of us have a real big problem with and some of us carry that issue through life. And all of us were not pooping because it was like public. We were all staying in the dorms. And so, like, I'm. I know for a fact I didn't for a week because, like, when, like, what do you, like, what was I supposed to do in the dorm? Like, no, like, I'm gonna hold this in and I'm gonna let it go in an anonymous way later. Anyway, I'm in this girl's room, we're running lines for a scene, and she farts audibly. And she goes, I'm so sorry. That was it. I was like, okay, anyway, but just farts. Be crazy.

[A]

Oh, wow. And then Billy woke up with a sty. Not every joke lands, even here on the podcast. I'm sometimes having to cut things where I'm like, oh, I tried something there and it did not work. But you know what does deliver Harry's? They're always right there delivering the best quality razors right to your door for a fraction of the price of the big brands. Harry's has better designed shaving products at a better price. And it's no joke. It's Harry's. I'm obsessed with Harry's, especially now that I'm dabbling more into this beard lifestyle. I'm obsessed with the look and the packaging of the razor. It's beautiful and it's weighted so it feels so luxurious. Not to mention the quality of the shave is fantastic. It's like buttery smooth. Because recently I've been shaving my neck below my beard and up on my high cheekbones just to, you know, define the beard, make it super pretty. And I love Harry's to do just that. Harry's has German engineered blades that are made in their own factory that stay sharp longer, and they have customizable delivery options for scheduled refills that are as low as $2. And I'm telling you right now, that is half of what you pay for other big brands. So get a five blade razor, a weighted handle foaming shaving gel and a travel cover for just three bucks at Harry's.com sip. And while they have fantastic razors, they also have richly lathering, skin softening body wash incense like redwood woodlands and stone. They also have high quality, amazing smelling deodorant for just $5 and hair and other grooming products that fit your unique look and needs. Harry's has the highest customer satisfaction in the shaving industry. They have a no risk trial. If you don't like your shave, no worries, it is on them. They have a convenient subscription option that you can cancel at any time and it's truly fantastic. So get the shaving products that always deliver. Get Harry's. You can get started with a 13 trial set for just $3 at harry's.com sip that's harry's.com sip for a three dollar trial set. Oh, no, no. Before we get to that, Joe's secret.

[B]

Oh, Joe's secret's sweet. It's not disgusting. It's so annoying. Joe. I thought he was joking, but he goes, do you ever go into Billy's room after he falls asleep and just like kiss him? And I went, no, but I'd love to. Like, that's crazy. You can't do that. And he goes, oh. I went, why do you do that? And he goes, I have. And I was like, what? He's like, yeah, I've snuck in and give him a kiss sometimes and I was afraid that you would find out and I would be in trouble. But I've never woken him up and I'm just like, I'll kill you. I will fucking kill you.

[A]

Now you know why I'm holding up the squirt guns.

[B]

Yeah, no, I get it. I'm not sneaking in and kissing your kids. But I also, like, at the. At the end of the day, I'm like, good for you, Joe. That's pretty sweet. He's doing a very brave thing by sneaking in to love on his kid.

[A]

That is very brave.

[B]

Very brave for, you know, the consequences of those actions.

[A]

Feels like he doesn't know if he has to deal with the consequences. Well, he's the only way he's going.

[B]

To find out one day. Because you fuck around long enough, you find out. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

Okay, so then Billy wakes up with a sty.

[B]

Oh, yeah, Billy woke up with a sty after hanging out in your poop nursery.

[A]

See, and my fear. I didn't. I didn't word this or, like, mouth it to existence, because I did think, Joe is gonna turn this around into something nasty and say, look what Billy picked up when you went over there.

[B]

No, I. Honestly. And who, like, who cares? Do you know what I mean? Like, what am. Like, what are we. What am I supposed to do, keep him in a fucking bubble?

[A]

My babies have never had a sty.

[B]

Well, that's the thing. He has one of his eyes has, like, what they call, like, a stork bit or like an angel kiss on it. And I don't know what that actually means, but I think it's because when he was pulled out, there was a little bit of trauma done to his face or something. But what is it?

[A]

Wait, visually, what is that?

[B]

It's. It's like a little red mark, like a birthmark almost. But it goes away with time. No, jets is different. This is like. These are like, he has it on his eye, and he has a little bit on the back of his neck, and he has a little bit between his eyebrows. Okay. But he. His left eye has always been, like, a little bit, like, more sensitive. Kind of like when. When we first got him, they thought that his tear ducts were clogged a little bit because it was, like, red or whatever. And they're like, just stamp it with some breast milk and see if that helps. And so I did, and it went away. But when he woke up the other morning, well, before he went to bed, really, he started having, like, a little bit of redness under his eye. And he rubs his eyes a lot, and he's a baby, and we were playing on those blocks in your room, and then I pulled the blocks out in his room so that he could play on it. And it's like a lot of face mashing for him right now because he can't fully crawl or pull himself up, but he woke up with like a whitehead sty on his eye. And I was like, oh, that sucks. Like, that's crazy. What do I do? So I call the pediatrician and they're like, we'll call you back eventually. And I'm like, okay. And then I like, google it. And they're like, take your baby's eye makeup off before bed. I was like, girl, who are you helping? Like, what the. Right? I was like, damn. Okay, so I guess I have to take Billy's eye makeup off before bed now. And they said a warm compress would help, so I started putting warm compresses on it. And it cleared up before the end of the day. Oh, yeah, it just, it completely went away before the end of the day. Cut to, it's bedtime. I'm literally putting Billy's bedtime diaper on. The doctor finally calls back and I'm like talking to her and she goes, it is very weird for a four month old to have a sty.

[A]

That's what I was thinking.

[B]

Well, I'm like, okay, me, right? Like, I guess then. He's weird as hell.

[A]

He's really advanced.

[B]

He's very advanced.

[A]

Did you tell the doctor? Maybe that's the problem.

[B]

And then I'm like, he shits in most of his baths. So I don't think it's that weird that my kid would have a sty. Like, anyway. And also it's like, is it that weird for a baby to have a sty? Like, their hands are dirty, they're constantly.

[A]

Rubbing their eyes and when they're not fully. Yeah, I mean, his head is.

[B]

Everything he touches is covered in drool. And then he like mashes his face into it. Like, I don't think it's that weird for a four month old to have a sty, actually, when you think about it.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he gets a bath every night and I wash his face every night. Like, I don't know, like, it's whatever. Anyway, she goes, so it's probably something else. And I'm like, well, what the else could it be? She goes, I don't know, I haven't seen it, but I can't help you. And if you feel like you need more attention, you need to go to urgent care. And it's like 6pm at night. I'm like, well, it's already resolved itself mostly.

[A]

So I'm not taking a baby to urgent care at 6pm it's like, girl.

[B]

You haven't seen it. You've Decided to get on the phone with me and be nothing but alarmed. You haven't seen it, so you don't even know what you're saying. I've also told you it's like the symptoms are basically gone at this point. I've told you he has no fever. Like all these things, like we've been over it. And she goes, it's probably not a science. Probably something worse. I have to go though. Send a picture to kp.org click. I'm like to wear on kp.org does anybody who have kp.org or like the Kaiser Permanente app know how to actually contact anybody?

[A]

Does your baby have a doctor?

[B]

Yeah, but like, do you like who the.

[A]

Then you can.

[B]

Are you sending pictures there?

[A]

I was. Yeah. When I got my brain, like when I got a third party brain scan, right. I did go into my inbox and submit a picture to my primary care doctor.

[B]

See, but I don't. You're gonna have to show me because I'm just like, you want me to fucking put a picture of it in a fucking bottle and throw it out to sea? Address to fucking Kaiser Permanente bitch. At bedtime it is out of here.

[A]

That's why we stopped going to the one doctor that I felt bullied me. Which, whatever. Maybe she was doing something routine to like a more localized doctor that we can just have access to easier because it's a nightmare.

[B]

It's like, well, number she also. I'm not even sure she is a doctor and she's not even our doctor. So it's like, what do you what?

[A]

I'm also having doctor drama.

[B]

You are?

[A]

Yeah. My doctor suddenly disappeared from the practice.

[B]

Oh no.

[A]

What are you gonna do right after we re upped?

[B]

Oh, your baby doctor.

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Right after you re upped. You were not going to re up.

[A]

No, I was not.

[B]

Were you bleeding?

[A]

Shane goes, we really like this doctor. And it's like it's, it's convenient. It's closer than like a lot of the other options. And I was like.

[B]

And then he squirt gun at you.

[A]

And then I agree. We sign up and then we get a text like, this number's no longer active. They were acting weird when they wanted us to re up too. And then they, they, they like sent us like an automated text saying like, this number is no longer active. And Shane was so normally like, I'm the angry one. And Shane was so mad because he really likes our baby's doctor.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I do too. But he was like, that's the Whole reason we stayed. And he called and he's like, why am I getting, like, an automated response that my doctor isn't there when we just re upped? I want to talk to the doctor. Like, what? And then she's like, I'm not. I'm not authorized to talk about this. Like, I don't. I'm like the office lady.

[B]

We paid enough to be authorized.

[A]

Then I would like to talk to who can't talk to me about it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then we get a call back, and they're just like, yeah. I mean, her days are just less. And. And Shane's like, well, I want to talk to her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Like, she's been our doctor, our baby's doctor, since they're like. I mean, essentially, day one, they went to one other appointment on day two, but whatever.

[B]

So where is she? She just gone? Gone?

[A]

No, we got a hold of her. We're going to see if we can still work it out to be. She's just not there anymore. I don't. I mean, I don't know if I need to, like, air the. The drama of the doctor often.

[B]

We're talking about secrets today.

[A]

Whoa.

[B]

That's crazy.

[A]

Crazy, huh?

[B]

Super nice.

[A]

The drama, the drama, the drama. Other than that, I'm just acting like a housewife with no job recently. Oh, I love that I'm being so productive, but not in a way that is, like, moving the needle forward in any way other than just, like, my own happiness.

[B]

Or is this you saying you're sorry for not texting Whitney?

[A]

Oh, we'll get to that.

[B]

Oh, will we?

[A]

I mean, yeah, I think somebody asked. I did, like, a little Q A on Instagram.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Because I thought, why not? Why not? And somebody asked about it, so you just hold your horses. It doesn't need to be the whole entire episode.

[B]

You don't need. I thought I'd been very cool. It's been 24 minutes. I kept my mouth shut because normally.

[A]

I, like, if I'm not doing anything, I try to be productive by, like, turning it into a vlog. But no, I'm just, like, joyfully, like, taking my time around my house, having a great time with nothing other than, like, making myself happy.

[B]

I love that for you.

[A]

But I'm getting nothing else done.

[B]

Who cares?

[A]

So, whatever. I spent my whole last week bartering for a rug. That was my big tattoo, and I got it.

[B]

He got it. He won't tell us. The rug barter, though, which I'm very interested in, because.

[A]

No, I won't. I told myself I was done spending, like, too much money on rugs because I have five animals and two kids. And this is for, like, Max's room. So I wanted a big rug that would be, like, cover most the area with big.

[B]

Rugs are expensive.

[A]

They're expensive, but you can get them at home goods. I mean, the sensible thing is, like, get one of the nice ones at home goods. That is still expensive, like $600, but it will last and it's durable. And God forbid something happens. It's like. It was a lot of money, but whatever. But I felt. I went to, like, seven different rug stores. This guy owned his rug store. I found one I loved, and I was like. I just kept walking away. I kept being like, no, can't do that. And so he's like, I'll give you 50% off. Because, like, a lot of rug stores will do that.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then I was like, I'll think about it. I'll ask my husband. And then that night, I'm like, if you can give it to me for 60% off. And I just kept bartering with him. And then I got it.

[B]

Wow. Jared and Sandy would be so proud.

[A]

I got, like, $700 off this one.

[B]

Did you tell Jared and Sandy?

[A]

I have not.

[B]

You should tell them.

[A]

So that was my big thing of the week. Other than that, I've just been like, now I have my office back, so I'm deep cleaning it. I've been cleaning all my carpets.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Get that hair out. Yeah. And throwing everything away and just having a blast filming. None of it.

[B]

Love that for you.

[A]

I filmed some of it. Yeah, that's it. What about you?

[B]

Same.

[A]

That's it.

[B]

Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Like, every week I black out. I'm like, holy, it's Monday.

[A]

It is crazy when you're deep in the throes of parenthood. Yeah, that is.

[B]

That's.

[A]

That is the. That.

[B]

Yeah. Like, I don't know, like, we do the same thing. Basically. We've mixed it up a little bit. I've thrown some scarfs in the mix. Billy's around with scarfs, and he loves them. He is not. He loves.

[A]

Yeah. I'm not saying he's gay.

[B]

I'm saying the scarf babies love scarves, dude.

[A]

Oh, wait. Scarf bibs or just scarf, scarf, scarf.

[B]

To fuck around with.

[A]

Like a scarf.

[B]

Like a. Like a fucking scarf.

[A]

Like, you're acting like a scarf's a toy. The scarfs I know are like Taylor Swift's red scarf she left at Jake Jones halls.

[B]

No, not for warmth, for fun, and for play.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A fun scarf.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Have you heard of such a thing?

[B]

Chris, look at him. He loves.

[A]

What the are you doing to your baby?

[B]

It looks like he's playing in a fart cloud, but he's just loving the out of these scarves. He covered himself in them.

[A]

I wouldn't classify this as a scarf.

[B]

Well, I don't know what else to call it.

[A]

Then I would call this fabric.

[B]

They're scarves.

[A]

I mean, your baby's face is all over this. I can't show it.

[B]

No, you can't show it. But he does love scarves. He covered himself in all the scarves and is just, like, kicking in it, and it's really cute. He loves a scarf. My little scarf boy. Look at him. He's so cute. His scarves. He's playing with the scarves this morning. Icky likes the scarves. Here he is playing with different color scarves.

[A]

Where did you get the scarves? Who told you about scarves?

[B]

We found out about the scarves at mommy and Me.

[A]

Well, because those aren't scarfs that anyone would wear.

[B]

No, they're like.

[A]

Okay, so it's a baby toy.

[B]

Sure.

[A]

What? Pull up the link. Does it say scarf?

[B]

Yeah, it says scarf. I googled scarf, bro.

[A]

Let me see.

[B]

Hold on. Buy again.

[A]

Oh, we're using the same nighttime diapers.

[B]

Oh, I need to take a size four from you.

[A]

Okay, well, while you're looking for that. No. Okay, we're there. We're track and manage your orders.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

You can't do anything. Don't you guys love this? They're dance scarfs.

[B]

Oh, excuse me.

[A]

Musical scarves for children's movement and juggling.

[B]

My baby can juggle. I didn't even know.

[A]

Interesting. Okay, 4.6 stars with a thousand 615 reviews. Not bad.

[B]

Babies with scarves, dude.

[A]

Okay, do you want to get into some of these Q A options?

[B]

Cue me some A's, bro.

[A]

Okay, let's see what. Oh, my gosh. We've already been talking for 30 minutes.

[B]

We gotta go.

[A]

We've got to leave.

[B]

We have got to go.

[A]

We're busy. Maybe I should start from the back. I feel like they were juicier at the back.

[B]

Ooh.

[A]

Oh. Okay. We'll start with just like. Just a fun one. If you had to erase one Taylor Swift song from existence, what would it be?

[B]

Oh, it's not nice what I'm about to say, honestly. Maybe shake it off. I know it's stupid to say that.

[A]

I don't know why Mine would be one from that. What's the one that she goes and does, like, a nice thing to a person in the audience?

[B]

What?

[A]

An ERAS tour.

[B]

A nice thing for a person. You mean she gives them a hat?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

22.

[A]

Yeah, I would.

[B]

That is definitely not done with me.

[A]

Oh, well, it's the same vibe.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Oh, no. I did the Q and A so that I wouldn't be mean to celebrities on the podcast.

[B]

And then you start with the one that's mean. Okay, continue.

[A]

Next. Next.

[B]

Next. Just keep going.

[A]

I just thought it was interesting. Oh, do you guys notice my Sabrina Carpenter shirt?

[B]

I'm so gay for her.

[A]

Shane, did you watch her performance last.

[B]

Night at the Grammys?

[A]

It was incredible. I loved that. She was, like, being she. Yes. She did a little bit of what she does at her show, which is put on a little bit of a performance outside of the performance, you know, and at first she came out in this, like, black tuxedo moment that was, like, sexy. And I thought, damn, that is so hot. And then she pulls it off to reveal, like, a Taylor Swift esque bejeweled moment from the ERAS tour. And I was like, am I straight? I loved it.

[B]

Well, now.

[A]

Or did I just love the jewels? Maybe. I loved the outfit.

[B]

I think this might be more about how gay you are than are you straight?

[A]

I. Okay, now that we're talking it through.

[B]

You sounds pretty gay.

[A]

It does sound pretty gay.

[B]

It also sounds pretty gay for how much I love it too.

[A]

It was incredible. What's her favorite thing about each other?

[B]

H. I would say I love most things about you.

[A]

My favorite thing about you is how boldly yourself you are.

[B]

Dang, that's almost an insult.

[A]

You don't. No, no, I think it's a superpower. And I. I don't think I could do a podcast with, like, a normal girl, a girl that's just like every other girl, you know, Because I think being on the Internet is hard. It is. Like, you get a lot of opinions coming at you, and I think that you can handle people talking about you very well.

[B]

Oh, thank you so much. Cut to me responding to the video. Dj.

[A]

I just mean I think we both have an ability to be ourselves and stand in it no matter if it pisses people off.

[B]

Stand in it.

[A]

You know what I mean?

[B]

Funniest way of putting it. I appreciate that. Thank you so much. So much. Like, thank you so much. I don't know, sometimes I just randomly think about how, like, I don't know if earnest is the right word for you.

[A]

What does that mean?

[B]

Like, I. It's just there is a. There is a pureness and a goodness to you that is so inherent. Like, you're just an honest to goodness good person. Does that make sense? I mean, it makes me want to protect you, like, in a knife fight.

[A]

You know, like, squirt gunfight.

[B]

Haley and I talk about this all the time. Like, if we had to, like, we'd flip out a blade for you.

[A]

That is so nice of her.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Thank you, Haley.

[B]

You must be protected at all cost.

[A]

Okay. If you liked your brother's best friend, how would you handle that situation?

[B]

Hmm?

[A]

Can you hear that blower?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Because you left the door open.

[B]

Don't get me started on the door. That should shut.

[A]

Tell them what you would do.

[B]

I don't know, dude.

[A]

See how easy it is?

[B]

It's still not shut.

[A]

It doesn't shut.

[B]

I don't know. You answer that. You're closer with your brother than I am with mine.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I literally haven't talked to mine in years.

[A]

If. If I liked my brother's best friend, I guess I would just have to be honest. I'd have to make sure that it was something I was willing to really go out that far on. Because if I thought. Well, if I thought the person liked me back as well, and I thought there was a chance, if there was, like, action on both end, I. And I thought it was going to be something that would stand the test of time, I think my family would come around.

[B]

Taboo.

[A]

What?

[B]

To like your brother's friend?

[A]

Well, to act on it, I think. Is.

[B]

Is it.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't think it's that weird. I don't know.

[A]

Because it would. It could potentially ruin your brother's relationship with his best friend if it went wrong at the end of the day, like, if there was a nasty breakup or if your best friend cheated or. Or if the sister cheated, it's like, it's a possibility that the friendship could end because of how. Of the. That you're gonna start. That's why I'm saying if you think the relationship has potential, I think that your brother and your family can come around.

[B]

Right.

[A]

If you think it's a fling or it'd be fun to fuck him once, I think fudge off.

[B]

No, I think that's safe.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

If. No, if you're just going to fudge once, it's no big deal. And no one has to know. Like, you can keep that to yourself. That's not going to ruin your friendship with your brother. Like, just shut the fuck up about it. And then like, you'll, one day you'll be like in a fight with your brother and you'll be like, well, I fuck Jerry.

[A]

And he'll be like, what?

[B]

And then Jerry, like, ah, fuck, dude, I did.

[A]

I fucked your brother.

[B]

I'm so sorry. But it was just a fling. Like it didn't mean anything. And we can still be friends. And I'm never going to cheat on him because he doesn't even like me. And we couldn't be like that. And everyone would be like, oh, you're right, it's not a big deal. That's how it would go down.

[A]

How has having babies changed your relationship with your partner?

[B]

Ooh, I love my partner more and I'm psychotically nasty to him. It's a really complicated thing.

[A]

What is the most recurring thing that you get nasty about?

[B]

That he's does he's not telepathic. That he cannot read my mind.

[A]

I've found I feel the same. It's made Shane and I closer. It's made my love for him stronger. But at the same time, I feel like what's changed is we've had to learn to communicate more effectively.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Because I feel like Shane and I have great communication, but it is hard not to. To tally, you know?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

In a way of duties or things that were done or things. Because when it was just Shane and I and animals, it's like there's household things and the household things are annoying. You've heard me about the dishes a million times on this podcast. But then you add in babies, it's like there's a million things that need to be done all day, every day.

[B]

And then add in like, in our situation, it's like, even though Joe and I split a day up, so it's like, technically I'm off till 2:30 in regards to parenthood. I'm not because I have to feed my baby.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so it, what bothers me is that just. It's not a disrespect, but it's like an. It's like a. If I'm coming to feed the kid during your time, you need to be there. You know what I mean?

[A]

Like you don't eating.

[B]

Yeah. I off for the 30 minutes that I'm feeding our son. You're here doing something for me during those 30 minutes. You know what mean? But like, as the breastfeeding person in the relationship in. And the person who sacrificed their entire body to have the baby. To have the baby, it is really hard for me to not be livid, period. And, and that's cuckoo nuts.

[A]

And it's hard.

[B]

Like, I wanted this child. Joe wasn't like, squirt gun, give me a baby. In fact, Joe was like, are you sure we should have a baby? And I was like, squirt gun, give me a baby, bitch. And I put it into like sport.

[A]

Mode for what I'm saying, anyone, no matter what. It is so much to manage working a household, babies for us animals.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

It's. It's nearly impossible to manage it all unless you can effectively manage your time.

[B]

Yes, well. And what drives me a little bit crazy is I can perceive it as caring more about his time than he does, or I care more about his time than he cares about my time.

[A]

And that's the problem I think people have is the people in the relationship prioritizing one thing more than another person does.

[B]

It's like you, here's an example. I will while breastfeeding my child, which means I have to carry my baby in my arms, in my lap while I'm crapping because I don't get a choice on when and where I crap. And if it. Because I don't have a pelvic floor anymore. She said, see you later, good luck. And so.

[A]

But the husbands magically have time to do.

[B]

But Joe will say things like, hold him one second, I'm going to go to the bathroom. And makes me so mad.

[A]

Does he assume you could do the same?

[B]

I think so. I think that that's what's not comprehended by the partner. That's not the life source for the child. And I think it's why a lot of families actually decide to do formula instead of breastfeeding. Because it is. That levels the playing field.

[A]

I mean. Yes.

[B]

And it also, it's like, I also get why some families do breast milk, but the mother only pumps and baby only gets a bottle. Because that buys a lot of freedom for mom.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

I love breastfeeding. I love holding him in my arms and breastfeeding him even when he's yanking on the nip like a maniac. And I think to myself that I will be. I, I put pressure on myself to continue it only because I love doing it so much.

[A]

Right.

[B]

Like for some reason God has smacked me in the fucking head and caused some trauma that makes me think that this is a beautiful fucking thing I get to do.

[A]

I mean, it is beautiful.

[B]

It's awesome. And it's like, couldn't I think something else was awesome? Like, couldn't there be something else that's cool. Like, you know, being like, here, hold my baby instead of me having to hold him while I'm shit. You know what I mean? But I also, I think that like there's a part of my brain where it's like, oh, I want to make sure Joe's okay. And I know that Joe has a big part of his brain that's like, oh, I want to make sure Lizzie's okay. Because it's, it shows more now as I've articulated to him what my wants and my needs are. But like, when I think about the golden rule and I treat someone how I want to be treated. Granted, I don't really treat Joe with the golden rule, but I do sometimes, like I pick and choose. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm very picket choosy about my golden rule application to my sweet husband. Like, I expect a 45 minute back rub every day. Does he get one? Never.

[A]

See. And I think my, a lot of my problem is I fall in the trap of just, well, I can execute this quicker so I'm just going to do it.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But then I'll build a little bit of resentment because the little things that I'm going to do quicker add up to a lot throughout the entire day. And then it's like, but I haven't told Shane that, like, I need help with this, this and this. Because I'm always like, I'll just do it because I'm efficient at this and.

[B]

I'll think to myself, oh, I'll do this, this and this. So the Joe can have that time.

[A]

But then you're maxed out.

[B]

And then I'm mad about how he spends the time. And it's like, that's not fair.

[A]

Like yesterday I told Shane he could sleep in because I naturally do wake up a lot earlier than Shane does. Shane's a night owl. I'm a morning person. And I was like, but you need to wake up at 8:50 so that you take over the kids and play with them while I prepare their breakfast because I like to make them like a really nice breakfast. And then it's 8:50 and he's not down there. And I'm just screaming. I'm like, where the fuck are you, dude?

[B]

Anytime I don't know where Joe is for over 30 seconds I'm texting, where are you? And he's like, well, you have the baby. It's like, right? But the assumption that I have the baby means that you can silently go fuck off somewhere is fucking crazy to.

[A]

Me and Shane's like, I was responding to your text, but you were already writing up here. And he's like, I thought you told me to wake up at 8:50. I was like, no, you know the baby's schedule. They eat at 9. So you needed to be with them at 8:50 so I could prepare their breakfast for 9. How does that not make sense? And then he puts one baby down. I put one baby down, but he disappeared after he put his like his baby down. He put a baby down and then he was nowhere to be found. But then Jet needed something while I was putting Max down. And I'm like, shane, Shane. And gone.

[B]

No, it's the rain. I get it. I get it.

[A]

I was like, I haven't been able to this morning. I've been with them since 7am you just magically walked away to when I'm still holding in my girl.

[B]

It's the audacity of a dad who's like, I have to go to the bathroom. So do I. I also have to go to the bathroom and I'm not going. And if I'm not going, it's in my pants.

[A]

And I assumed he was. He was not. He was like washing the baby's bottles. So.

[B]

Sorry, Shane.

[A]

Sorry. J.

[B]

My husband would go to the bathroom though, like regularly. My husband's like, I'm going to the bathroom. And I'm like, why? He's like, well, I have to go to the bathroom. Like, no, that is not a reason to go to the bathroom anymore in this house. Yeah, that's my opinion.

[A]

But it is so fun.

[B]

I love honestly mom, sound off in the comments below. How many times have you your pants and your husband's always in the bathroom. Why does he get to go to the bathroom? Why don't we get to go to the bathroom?

[A]

And then while we're on this, I feel like I never talk about this. So. And so I'm. I'm gonna answer their this person's question. Just how did you find a good nanny and how do you handle your work life balance?

[B]

Oh, no, I can answer this, okay. I don't have a nanny. I don't have a work life balance. Okay, continue.

[A]

I was honestly telling you you probably should just for like. And you don't have to do it a lot.

[B]

You could fucking hate the idea of someone being in my house. Do you know how stressed out it makes me feel to con to think about adding a person into my house? I have to go down the laundry list of that. My dogs are not okay.

[A]

My dogs behave better. You might not believe that because when you walk in they still go like a little crazy.

[B]

But your dogs aren't in a position to like die if they don't have a specific treatment. And like one of my dogs is in a position to like die if they don't get a specific. Do you know what I'm saying?

[A]

Okay.

[B]

So it's like there is no learning curve here. It's. You can't with icky. Do you know what I mean? So like teaching someone how to be around them and then how to be around my baby and then having there it's a.

[A]

Finding the right fit is almost is a full time job. The job search to find a nanny because it's such a personal job. They're in your space, they're helping you. It's just, it's a lot. We tried the agency, like in California at least there's agencies for nanny. We tried word of mouth. I tried all of the nanny websites, I tried care.com, nanny Lane. I've tried them all. And we end up typically finding them by word of mouth. That's what has worked out. But we've interviewed so many. But I think to have. I have found on days that I'm working and like don't have child care, I'm less than in all regards. I'm not as efficient at work. I'm not as, as efficient as a parent. So for me it's better to just like, okay, I'm gonna work today or okay, I'm going to have the kids today because I find myself like, like if I'm taking care of the kids, but I have a million things to do. I'm like, okay, how am I going to accomplish all of this in the nap? And then I'm stressed the whole day and it's like I'd rather just have childcare when I'm trying to execute the work for me because it is like it's a. Maybe it'd be different if I had one. But even one baby's hard. So for us it was like, I know a lot of people also will go to daycare or preschool.

[B]

I'm. I'm open to daycare and preschool a little bit later on. Like right now for some reason I just also feel like I couldn't think.

[A]

Straight if Billy was out of the house.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But I have a lot of mom friends whose babies that are Billy's age do go to child care and they're happy and, and it's hard for mom, but it's like, yeah, you do what you have to do. Because another form of care, of motherhood is providing for your child.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So you have some like, you know, you have to do the thing to provide for your child. And that's a form of love.

[A]

Love. Yeah. Yeah. For me, my balance is if I have energy and I'm happy, if I've slept, if I've been able to work out, if I have a well balanced life, I'm. I'm a better dad.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You know, and I feel like if I was 24, 7, never had a break, just two kids all day, every day, I would go a little bit cuckoo bananas. And it's not that I don't love them, it's that I need. Need. I also need an I. Like, I need to work out. I need to get things in for myself too, to be a functioning, happy person.

[B]

I 100 agree with that. Like, if I do too much in a day, that's not for me. I am not. I am a monster.

[A]

And then you come, you comp.

[B]

Write that down.

[A]

46. We have to bleep. Chris, can you write that?

[B]

My bad.

[A]

It compounds over days too. Like, if you're having. Like when we were evacuated, it's just like, like there was no release for anything. Like, we're sick, we're not in our space, we don't have our routine. It's like you just start to feel little cuckoo bananas.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And it takes a while to recover from that. So my best. The thing that's worked best for me is making sure I get time for everything. And if that means for you, sending to daycare, finding a nanny, I think you do what you need to do. And even if it's hard in the middle, in, like, the meantime, it's gonna. You're gonna feel better in the long term.

[B]

I immediately feel better the second I'm. And I'm incredibly blessed in this, in the way that I do get to be with my kid and that my husband does get to be with my kid.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Because it makes my brain feel better. And in the same sentence, like, my husband does whatever the I ask him to do. And even though I'm a psycho who's pissed because I have to ask, he does do it, no matter what. Honestly, like, we'll move heaven and earth to do whatever the I ask so that I can go to a stupid orange theory class.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And God bless him for that, which.

[A]

I think is important for you.

[B]

He. And we have learned that last week I had a menti b because I Did not go to the gym one day. And then Joe kept saying that he only had a couple of hours. And I was like, no, bro, you had five hours. You had five hours.

[A]

A lot of hours.

[B]

That's a lot of hours for a person who had none. Who had none hours. Do you know what I'm saying?

[A]

I know what you're saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And then with that people, somebody asked, what are our personal goals for 2025 outside of parenthood or babies?

[B]

I'm gonna be really crazy, okay? And I know I'm starting to say this every year. I'm gonna launch a Kickstarter and make a movie.

[A]

Great.

[B]

With my husband and my baby.

[A]

And your baby.

[B]

Well, what the am I supposed to do? I don't have, I don't have child care. I gotta make a movie with the kid. You know what I'm saying? Like, if I have no one to watch him, he's in the movie.

[A]

Okay, great.

[B]

I've been writing this.

[A]

He's not, he can't be seen online, but he's in a movie.

[B]

Donate to the Kickstarter. Maybe you can see my baby's face. And if that's not exploitation, I don't know what is, period.

[A]

I don't know. You know, I, I mean, I'm gonna be a famous actress.

[B]

You are.

[A]

We all know this, But I don't know if I need that this year, you know?

[B]

Wow.

[A]

I'm liking the stage where I'm at. I like my job right now. I'm, I'm content in my job because although like I said, we do have childcare when we're working, I still get to be at home. Like, it's rare. Like we're gonna go out for an hour here or like we go out for a shoot there. But like, I get to be at home and witness my kids growing up even while I'm working, which I think is incredible. And I don't take for granted at all. And so, like, I have big dreams, but I'm not in a rush for my big dreams. Like, I look at all of these people that do incredible things later in their life. And not in entertainment. Most people don't peak in their careers until their 40s or 50s anyway. And I think for the entertainment industry, I think experience and lived life only adds to what you have to add value to.

[B]

It's tools in your actor bag.

[A]

I know that's not always the case for women because, like, but you are.

[B]

Aging like a firewall.

[A]

But I think there's a place for me, you know, Stupid. And that time will come when it's meant for me. So for 2025, I'm kind of content.

[B]

You're crazy, but I love you.

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[B]

Sounds like you meditated this morning.

[A]

I did. I'm in my stay at home mom era.

[B]

I love that.

[A]

I just want to like, exist.

[B]

Oh, cute.

[A]

You know? Yeah, I really do like living slow pace. And I think if I could take anything out of the hell that was January, I was living a little bit slower because I was forced to.

[B]

Right.

[A]

And it's kind of nice. A lot of the elements of that weren't nice, but like not being in a rush to get to the next thing all the time. Time is nice sometimes.

[B]

Yeah, I agree.

[A]

And I'm not generally a chill person.

[B]

No. So we know.

[A]

Okay. We've been talking for too long. We'll be back in the car. We can talk about some of the Grammys and some more questions if we want.

[B]

Neither of us saw the Grammys.

[A]

I fast forwarded through them.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

I just wanted to give the disclaimer.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Don't expect. It's.

[A]

I watch Sabrina's performance.

[B]

Expect what you would expect from us.

[A]

I watched Billy's performance. I googled Taylor presenting. That was all they needed to see.

[B]

I. My, my Grammys relationship began and began, began.

[A]

Did you have a best dressed on the red carpet?

[B]

No, but what I was gonna say is all I, all I really spent time thinking about was Kanye and Bianca.

[A]

Oh, let's talk about. Oh, we're at 52 minutes. We're talking. Okay, we'll talk about this in the car.

[B]

We'll probably forget.

[A]

I mean, yeah, don't, don't hold your hopes up.

[B]

All I want to say is like, narcissistic abuse comes in many forms. And I'm praying for you, Bianca.

[A]

And your body is sickening.

[B]

You look great, girl. You don't deserve this crazy.

[A]

Some outlets were reporting they weren't invited. But then I saw his camp or articles correcting that this morning saying he actually was nominated for a Grammy and was invited. But after their show stopping moment, they decided they wanted to leave.

[B]

Oh, good for them. So I said, I stand by what I said.

[A]

I mean, yeah, Bianca, if you want.

[B]

To wear clothes in public, girl, you can, you can. And if you don't, then more power to you. This just doesn't look like a choice you're making for yourself though.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay, we'll see you in the car.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

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[B]

Oh, I didn't have to guess because.

[A]

I knew that norovirus is amongst us.

[B]

Shut up. What do you mean, amongst us?

[A]

I mean, it's everywhere right now.

[B]

Who told you that?

[A]

The flu and norovirus where you just puke and.

[B]

Oh, girl, I've had Nora.

[A]

You have? Yeah.

[B]

I thought I was dying.

[A]

Everyone has it right now.

[B]

Hey, Chris.

[A]

Norovirus.

[B]

Why are you putting.

[A]

I mean, I'm just saying it's everywhere.

[B]

How do you know that?

[A]

After Shane and I. Do you not watch YouTube or the news?

[B]

No, I watch YouTube.

[A]

Everywhere you look on YouTube, it's like norovirus running rampant.

[B]

What?

[A]

You know?

[B]

Well, now I'm like, oh, there's a video idea.

[A]

Okay, we're at kfc. I mean, we're just gonna try. Oh, there's people there. I was gonna film that sign. Okay, there's. What do you call them?

[B]

Bowls. There's five choices of bowls. Okay, the people in here don't seem happy with our vibe right now.

[A]

I mean, would you be happy if somebody was walking in with the camera? Oh, okay.

[B]

Told you.

[A]

Okay. And here we are. Oh, two, take one. Comment. Mark, I do need to make sure that this is on the way that.

[B]

We hand sanitize before we go in somewhere and not after. Is nuts.

[A]

Oh, I've been hand sanitizing for an hour. Oh, Chris wants.

[B]

Oh, sorry. That's okay. I thought you were just pausing on your clap.

[A]

Thank you. Okay, so we went into kfc and. Oh, wow. Does this car want in or are they just leaving?

[B]

Well, let's see their handicap.

[A]

I'm parked very annoyingly, but I.

[B]

In the handicap zone. No, I'm spanning across the handicap.

[A]

I'm spanning handicap and three regular spots. But.

[B]

But we are in a cyber truck and they expect this behavior from us.

[A]

Honestly, yes. But I have the cam, the rear view camera on, so if somebody comes up and they want the spot, I'm going to say, like, do you really want to ru us ruin our filming?

[B]

And if so, then fine, then we'll move. Then we'll move.

[A]

They didn't have a drive through.

[B]

Nope.

[A]

We went inside. It was gorgeous in there. Yeah, but the manager said no filming.

[B]

Yeah, she said only for you guys, though, if anyone else wants to come in here and film a. Okay.

[A]

Lizzie really did feel that way about that. I will say KFC has incredible ambience. Food photos. Yeah. They made me so hungry with their imagery of their food. The marketing, I think, made you get more. A spoon for myself.

[B]

Oh, you want a spoon?

[A]

Yeah. Oh, here's one in here. Can we. Oh, I think we.

[B]

Got a classic. Okay, the classic.

[A]

Which one's the classic? It's the one with the gravy. The mashed potato. So this is why I love kfc.

[B]

Here's my thing. When I was a young warthog, I used to just buy these things myself and make the bowl.

[A]

What?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Oh, like individually, before they came out with it.

[B]

Yeah, back in the golden age. Thumbnail Chris.

[A]

He's better than us.

[B]

Don't let us stop you.

[A]

I don't do chicken on a bone. Like, I'm not.

[B]

Sorry. I was also thumbnailing.

[A]

I know, but I do love this from kfc.

[B]

There's no bones in this.

[A]

I haven't had KFC in so long. I'm very excited. No, I know. There's no. Oh, man. Mm.

[B]

Mm. There's nothing wrong with that.

[A]

Well, I'm saying I don't like, like the family pack of chicken. Gnawing on the bone.

[B]

No, I got it. It's yucky. This is yummy.

[A]

This is so good. So delicious. There's not a KFC that. I mean, this is the closest KFC to me, so it gets overlooked in my mind.

[B]

I think KFC has been overshadowed by Popeyes of late.

[A]

Right.

[B]

And what's the other one? The one that Chris is.

[A]

Oh, what's the one you like, Chris, that you want to use? Oh, raising Cane's is really popular.

[B]

Wait, no, no, no. The other one that Chris is opposed to.

[A]

Cane's. No. Chick fil A.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

Oh, in my mind, KFC is very different than Chick Fil A. KFC is like a Popeyes. Chick Fil A is in a category of its own. I think more similar is like, jollibee. Have you guys had that? No. Oh, it's really good.

[B]

Wait, I thought Jollibee was, like, pasta.

[A]

They do have. That's a weird side thing that doesn't go with anything else. But they have mainly, like, fried chicken meals and stuff. Okay. Before I eat too much of the regular bowl, which I'm sure you've all had before. If you haven't, it's incredible. I gotta get into.

[B]

It's mashed potatoes, corn, cheese, and some chicken.

[A]

Chicken chunks.

[B]

Chicken chunks.

[A]

Chicken chunks. Delicious. So good. I am so excited. Well, we came here also because they have new fry.

[B]

They have a loaded fry bowl.

[A]

And it's. It feels like it's missing something to me.

[B]

Just visually, honestly, I don't agree.

[A]

Oh, like, look at this. Mac and cheese with chicken chunks on top.

[B]

You can't fuck up mash, Nak. I can't even. I'm sorry.

[A]

Oh, yeah. First, let me try it without a chicken chunk. Just judging the Mac and cheese. The Mac and cheese is okay.

[B]

Honestly, I remembered it being way better than it is right now.

[A]

I feel like the Mac and cheese is. Whatever.

[B]

I agree with you. And I remember it being way better.

[A]

What do you think, Chris? I think it's good. It's not the best I've ever had, but it's good.

[B]

You know what?

[A]

Like, if we're comparing to Chick Fil? A, Chick Fil A is Mac and cheese way better.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But let me try it with the chicken. Do you like El Pollo Locos Mac and cheese? Have you tried that? I like their Mac and cheese.

[B]

Okay. I just went rogue and had a bite of the fries and underwhelmed.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes. Because the fries are covered in coleslaw, so they're inherently cold.

[A]

I thought this would be my favorite one because I love Mac and cheese so much. Me too. The classic is better. A lot better. The Mac and cheese falls flat.

[B]

Yeah. As he takes his fifth bite.

[A]

Well, I'm trying to find the hot because we got the Nashville hot. Because I'm like, yes.

[B]

Oh, I feel the hot.

[A]

Of course I like hot sauce on my. On my Mac and cheese. But let me see.

[B]

It's giving very little.

[A]

If you just gave me this and I didn't try the classic, it'd be fine. How's the Classic? So good because it just bucks the hardest. Okay.

[B]

It's like they're chasing the high of the classic with these other ones.

[A]

They really are.

[B]

But nothing hits quite as good as the first.

[A]

They're like the success of the bowl was so, so good. Okay, let me see.

[B]

Oh, way to go. The presentation of the one with the.

[A]

Fries I thought looked the best. Concur before you started taking it apart.

[B]

And I honestly really like the coleslaw. I don't actually.

[A]

The coleslaw is. The flavor is great.

[B]

The coleslaw is fantastic. I always order the coleslaw when I come to kfc.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

But the execution of it on the fry, not the business. Wow. I guess like just give me a side of coleslaw. Cuz now I'm getting like coleslaw on a cold fry.

[A]

Because I like got really dragged. My grandma likes the coleslaw at kfc and everyone was making fun of how I say coleslaw because I say it like cole. Like C O L, E. The name.

[B]

Oh, I thought you would say it like coleslaw.

[A]

How do you say it?

[B]

Coleslaw.

[A]

Coal.

[B]

Coal.

[A]

Coal.

[B]

Like cole.

[A]

Wait, how's that different than Cole the name?

[B]

I don't think it is. I think we're saying the same thing. What were they saying? Co. Sign.

[A]

I was saying co. Or I was saying coleslaw.

[B]

That sounds right.

[A]

Co. But you say cole like the name. C, O, L, E. How do you say it?

[B]

Chris? Coleslaw. Cuz that's how it's spelled, right.

[A]

Then I must have said coleslaw.

[B]

You must have.

[A]

Maybe I learned from being dragged.

[B]

You learned and now you're going back in time and gaslighting by rewriting the wreck.

[A]

This was years and years and years ago. The chicken also looks different in Loose Box.

[B]

It doesn't look as Nashville hot, does it?

[A]

How are their fries?

[B]

Yeah, this is also not as good as the original. Don't watch, Shane. Mind your own business. Shane. God, get out of here. We're busy. We're vlogging in the fucking cybertruck. He's gonna get the car cleaned. Bi monthly.

[A]

Duh. There is a sauce on the fries that is good and.

[B]

And spicy. Sorry, Chris throwing coleslaw around the car.

[A]

I don't know. Is the chicken as good in this? I actually like this one more than the Mac and cheese.

[B]

Oh, you're high. The Mac and cheese one fucks way harder than this one.

[A]

Oh, I agree with Chris.

[B]

Is it cause you guys are gay. That's crazy.

[A]

Okay, now before we like disappointment, decide what we're just gonna really eat on. We also got Their pot pie.

[B]

They're pot pizzy.

[A]

The marketing got me, and I thought, I need that. Yeah. Wow. It's huge. Oh, it's pretty.

[B]

That's a good looking Popeye.

[A]

It really is. I thought we could all just fork her from different angles.

[B]

Oh, Chris, would you like to put your fork in first? Is that okay?

[A]

Oh, sorry, Chris. I just went in with a fork.

[B]

That's why you said it. Angles.

[A]

Yeah, it's so big that I'm like, we can all hit it from somewhere.

[B]

Different, but if our dicks touch and we're making eye contact.

[A]

O, that's awkward.

[B]

Let's never talk about it.

[A]

Oh, it's hot on the inside. Don't burn your tongue.

[B]

That's like every pot pie. A blazing inferno. A tongue threat.

[A]

It's a blazing inferno.

[B]

Are you okay?

[A]

I just need to blow for a little while. Oh, that's a great Popeye. Gosh, this manager hates me. Oh, if anyone comes, I'll move.

[B]

No, I can't have you park like that.

[A]

Okay, okay.

[B]

Customers are complaining already. They can't park.

[A]

I'll leave. All right. It is because I'm gay, huh? Nobody's here.

[B]

Why did she have to come to my side? Why couldn't she come to you. Your side, to yell at you?

[A]

There's not one person here.

[B]

Customers are complaining already. They've sensed you, and they're calling in advance to their arrival.

[A]

Does she not know driving means everything's gonna fall? And then I'm gonna get this car dirty, and then here comes the customers.

[B]

And then it's gonna.

[A]

And then it's gonna cause turmoil in my relationship.

[B]

You saying no to her off the bat was crazy, right? No. No.

[A]

Well, I don't know why she had to ruin our. Our fun like we were having fun walking.

[B]

You need to move. No.

[A]

Well, what are they hiding? Why can't we film in? There it is. This is the most aggressive experience we've had at any restaurant.

[B]

I think it's. And it's. It's dead in there.

[A]

Not one person is there.

[B]

Not one person is in there. But I will say that this good for her.

[A]

Yeah, she's.

[B]

She's beautiful and feisty and she knows what she wants. And it's not you.

[A]

I guess if I was in her position, I would hate me too.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Why not? You know?

[B]

You know, I hate to be this girl, but I think we're really close to where my dogs got cranes. Like, I think it's just on the other side of this bank. If you want to go Well, I wish I could park J9's K9.

[A]

Will they let us park there?

[B]

Oh, you know what? I'm wrong. No, I'm not.

[A]

Oh gosh.

[B]

Yeah, I'm wrong. No, I'm not. No, it's not here. Are we in West Hills?

[A]

I think so.

[B]

Then we might be close to where my dog got trained. And honestly, I think the trainer isn't fantastic. And the problem is us. There's a bunch of handicap parking here if you want to obstruct.

[A]

We already have customers complaining. Do you?

[B]

Do you even have customers?

[A]

I bet Rock paradise would let me park there.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

Okay, I'm gonna back into here.

[B]

Are you saying that because they're rainbow and you think they're an ally?

[A]

Probably. Okay, let me just back up. No, this is chill. As long as I don't hit this car, it's chill.

[B]

Oh my God.

[A]

Wow, she really did hate us, huh?

[B]

I think it was literally just you. She seemed to really like me and Chris.

[A]

Chris did say when I went back in alone to get the bowls, she was really nice to me. She was a different woman when I went back. I will say that I don't know what happened. We'll never know. But that pot pie is fantastic to me. The bite that I had. The pot pie is good.

[B]

I know we moved on, but here comes the guy who does.

[A]

Just kidding. He's a doctor.

[B]

He's a vet.

[A]

Should we have him check us out?

[B]

No, he is a doctor.

[A]

He's a doctor.

[B]

Sir, does this look like a basil cell carcinoma?

[A]

Sir? Oh, the classic's still the best though. Oh yeah. If we're going to KFC and getting anything, which I don't know that I could ever go back there. That lady hates me. I honestly don't think I'm welcome.

[B]

The way you were going to fight that.

[A]

I am who I am.

[B]

I'll leave if someone comes choking.

[A]

I mean, you can't take the me out of me. They probably spitting our food.

[B]

No, they would now though.

[A]

Well, it's the manager that had the problem. Everyone else was fine there.

[B]

My one beef with the pot pie is that there's potato in it. It's like you don't need to put potato in a pot pie.

[A]

You don't think she film?

[B]

No, I can't get my giggle fits together either. I'm still dying. We'll wait if someone comes.

[A]

Well, we will.

[B]

Chris, what are you doing?

[A]

I'm trying to get them back.

[B]

Oh, it looked like you were sneaky eating oh, no.

[A]

It lost my face. Let's see.

[B]

Ow. You okay?

[A]

I was the one that warned everyone about that.

[B]

My mouth, too.

[A]

Are you pot pie people in general?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah, I like a pot pie. Oh, okay. I can. A pot pie.

[B]

I would. A pot pie.

[A]

Not one. Not hot, though.

[B]

I would do it like, I would scissor the out of a pot pie. You know what I'm saying? No, I'd mash one.

[A]

This is an interesting parking lot.

[B]

It's a little too crowded for my taste.

[A]

I know. I'm talking about the stores that are occupied. Rock Paradise.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What is that?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

I think they sell rocks.

[B]

Or it's like rock. Like.

[A]

No, they're showing, like, rocks on your chakras.

[B]

Rock, chakra.

[A]

And then there's a patio chakra.

[B]

Is there the word rock? And shock, Rock, shock, rock.

[A]

I don't like their Mac and cheese. No, I think it's really basic and trashy. No. Sorry.

[B]

And I think their management team sucks.

[A]

I won't be back. The coleslaw is so good.

[B]

Yeah, you do say it up. You just said coleslaw when you thought no one was watching.

[A]

No. C, O, L, E. That's what I confirmed with you was right.

[B]

No. Yeah, but you're doing this now, publicly. But when you thought you were alone, you said co.

[A]

I spelt it to you, and you confirmed that.

[B]

I know, but just now you said coal sloth. There you go.

[A]

Oh, did we not get.

[B]

No. Where's the. Chris is hoarding the pies.

[A]

Do you want to take a bun or. What are these called?

[B]

Biscuit taste.

[A]

Oh, a whole biscuit. Yeah, you get a whole biscuit.

[B]

No one needs a whole biscuit. He tried to get four.

[A]

Oh, I'm sure they're so good. Ooh, ooh.

[B]

Flaky, buttery.

[A]

I love biscuits so much in general. Uhhuh. And don't you just want to dump it in the gravy?

[B]

That would have been good gravy. How'd that go? Was it good?

[A]

Really good.

[B]

Do you forgive the manager for everything then?

[A]

No.

[B]

Oh. She's like, I don't care. I don't know who you are.

[A]

What I will say is, overall, everything's pretty good. But, like, I don't know. I've had better at other places.

[B]

Damn.

[A]

Ooh, wow. Wow. Okay, they smell good. Do you think there's red dye 40 in these?

[B]

Yep.

[A]

Wow. That's incredible.

[B]

It tastes like a donut medicine. Oh, you taste it.

[A]

I see what you're saying.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

The cherry has hints of sherry cough medicine.

[B]

Mm. It is delicious.

[A]

It is good. It's a little tart. It's a little. It's different than I thought it would be.

[B]

What were you expecting?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Just sweet.

[A]

Normally it's just sweet. I really like the way the dough is fried, though.

[B]

Yeah, Fresh frosh.

[A]

Like freshly fried.

[B]

Fresh.

[A]

Fresh.

[B]

Period.

[A]

Okay, well, this was fun.

[B]

This was fun. I literally thought I was gonna need you to like, life back from the fucking pot pie while I was giggling. Well, cut to five minutes per hour where I'm like. He's just like, genuinely like, such a good person. Ready to throw down with the manager at KFC so that he can block handicap people from parking.

[A]

If a car would have pulled up, I would have moved. But if no one's occupying, it's not like I would never park in a handicapped spot and leave. You know what I mean?

[B]

Right? You'd stay there as long as you had to. Kills me.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

I love you.

[A]

I have to stop eating.

[B]

I didn't know how to handle her being there. It's like when I was in high school, if we'd get high in someone's house and our parents would come and talk to us, no one could look at the parent. I was like, oh, we're all just doing this.

[A]

Like, we're not here.

[B]

We're not here. Oh, my God.

[A]

I would always hope I was eating and I'd just stay like this. Maybe they won't notice.

[B]

I'm not high. I'm not high. One time. Haley, I'm so sorry to out you, girl. We were getting high in Haley's parents house. Like in the bedroom. We were getting high and her papa came upstairs and all of us just looked a different way. As if that wouldn't get rid of the plumes of smoke in the room. You guys are getting high in here? No, Papa Joe, we're not. You're crazy. The gaslighting.

[A]

The neighbors are doing something weird.

[B]

You smell that? Oh, I thought I did. I thought I smelled something funny in here.

[A]

Wow. I'm taking a bite of this. Sorry, everyone.

[B]

You need it, you get it.

[A]

I like it.

[B]

It's good. It's really good. It just is scary to me.

[A]

Oh, definitely.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

But we got to get our red dye 40 before it's not available.

[B]

Yeah. Thanks, RFK.

[A]

Okay, well, this was fun.

[B]

Fun.

[A]

A very long episode.

[B]

Oh, whatever, girl. I gotta go.

[A]

Me too.

[B]

Bye.

[A]

Okay, everyone, thank you for following along. I'm sorry you had to witness me act like a Karen.

[B]

Was that Karen?

[A]

That was embarrassing.

[B]

Or was that just not being good?

[A]

I would think people would call parking in a handicap spot while you're still occupying the car is Karen behavior. Really?

[B]

I'm not sure I'm clear on what a Karen is.

[A]

Somebody that does awful things.

[B]

Right. Oh, I found another spoon.

[A]

And of course, I stained my pants.

[B]

I'll take that.

[A]

No, you'll take it. No, I'll take that. If I give you access to that right now, I'll never see it again. So half the pictures she sends me throughout the week are in my old hats?

[B]

Yes, they are.

[A]

Okay, everybody, thank you for following along. We love you very much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye.

[B]

And that's the sip.