Tasting EVERYTHING on BURGER KING’S Viral Halloween Menu!!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: “Tasting EVERYTHING on Burger King’s Viral Halloween Menu!!!”
Date: October 29, 2025

---

Episode Overview

This Halloween-themed episode of The Sip delivers a lively mix of pop culture banter, personal confessions, and an irreverently honest taste test of Burger King’s viral Halloween menu. Hosts Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon, joined by co-host Chris, swing between hot-button holiday debates and the reality of messy parenthood, before heading out for an in-car fast-food review. Along the way, they dissect pop culture mishaps, acting techniques, workplace etiquette, and the chaos of seasonal treats—all with their signature wit and playful roast.

---

Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Halloween Costumes & Chaos (00:30–06:23)

• The trio kicks off as “Three Blind Moose,” riffing on their own ongoing inside jokes about mispronounced plural nouns.
• Costume struggles are real: “But it is dysfunctional. I’m going to take my snoot off because I cannot breathe.” (Ryland, 02:22)
• Lizze shares a story about her family Halloween costume as ICP Juggalos, and Ryland relays the exhausting morning of wrangling a baby, cooking, and dealing with chili burning the air.

2. Family Life, Parenthood, and Mishaps (05:31–11:54)

• Ryland opens up about a weekend with a sick toddler: “We now have a family vomit bucket. It’s the Taylor Swift popcorn bucket from AMC from the ERAS tour.” (Ryland, 06:04)
• Ongoing banter about mouth-breathing, deviated septums, and the trials of parenting bridge into a dissection of past viral podcast moments (“moose vs. mouse”).

3. Pop Culture, Betrayal, and Celebrity Hot Takes (11:26–14:31)

• Ryland discovers her husband Joe ate their nightly apple tart ritual alone:

  “Oh, I woke up this morning and found the package of an apple pie on the counter like some whore’s pant and the dirty dishes in the sink as though I was expected to clean up his cum fucking blankets after he slept with another woman in our house.”
  (Ryland, 12:41)

• The betrayal is dramatized soap opera-style while Lizze and Chris egg on the drama.

4. Concerts, Drugs, and the Myth of ‘Coke Dick’ (14:31–16:54)

• Chris shares his love for concerts, especially 21 Pilots (“they put on an incredible show. I love them so much” - Chris, 16:09).
• A running inside joke emerges with wild speculations about Chris’ imagined cocaine use and concert stamina.

5. Travel Nightmares & Good Karma (17:04–18:36)

• Chris’s mother, on an Italy trip, has her bag with passport stolen but miraculously has everything returned, save for $20. “Because my mom’s an angel, and she deserves that.” (Chris, 18:32)

6. Names, Parenting & Halloween Scheduling Dilemma (18:42–21:20)

• The hosts debate unique baby names and reclaiming “Ernest.”
• Ryland pushes the existential horror of holiday scheduling—how to properly celebrate Halloween when the date falls on a Friday.

7. KROC Invitation — Going Live on the Radio (22:08–27:13)

• The team is invited to appear live on KROC radio, prompting frantic and hilarious logistic debates about waking up early, costumes, and live etiquette.

• “Low key, I might resurrect the eagle. Can you imagine how funny that would be—neither of you are in costume, and I’m just a bald-ass eagle. Such a power movement.”
  (Ryland, 23:42)

8. Acting Philosophy & Audition Anxiety (30:33–39:01)

• Lizze and Ryland swap techniques for acting preparation, from the Meisner method to repetition games, and share notes from watching Masterclass and pro interviews (citing Tom Hanks and Viola Davis).
• Ryland: “I would say the goal is to not be objective-based... You want to have a live response.” (32:00)
• Lizze observes, “If the person’s not feeling that emotion, it’s not believable. So it’s delivering from a place that feels authentic to you...” (34:54)

9. Workplace Etiquette & Food Sharing (39:27–43:47)

• Both hosts vent on the pressure of having to bring food/drinks for everyone, with Ryland admitting:

  “I hate these two. That’s why I get paid to be here. I’m not bringing the fucking bagels. And green juices. Get your own.”
  (Ryland, 41:45)

• The conversation evolves into a discussion about boundaries and parental exhaustion.

10. Parenthood Humour—Babies and Combining Words (43:19–44:02)

• Endearing stories about their babies learning to combine words— “He’s combining. He’s combining. He’s the smartest little baby Juggalo.” (Ryland, 43:56)

---

FEATURE SEGMENT: Boo or Boo Hoo — Halloween Hot Takes (44:20–59:12)

A rapid-fire debate game about divisive Halloween topics. (Chris presides, Ryland and Lizze debate.)

• Halloween vs. Christmas:
  Ryland sides Halloween: “Halloween is more fun and inclusive than Christmas. It’s way more fun, are you joking?” (45:22)
  Lizze is pro-Christmas, calls Ryland "a sick bitch" for loving Halloween more (46:01).
• Pet Costumes:
  Admitted cute if pets don’t mind; “Bubs actually, like, feels empowered by something that fits him well.” (Ryland, 49:48)
• Candy Corn:
  Surprisingly positive—everyone urges to try it as an adult: “Do it, I urge you!” (Lizzy, 49:10)
• True Crime Content for Halloween:
  Lizze pushes back: “We’re very desensitized to true crime. It’s like, give me more. It’s like a fan fiction novel or something.” (53:28)
• Adult Trick-or-Treaters:
  Unanimous “boohoo” (negative): “If you don’t have kids, get out of here.” (Ryland, 54:34)
• Pumpkin Carving, Haunted Houses & Pumpkin Spice:
  Mixed; carving is fun but messy, haunted houses deemed “just too busy,” and pumpkin spice—Ryland: “Tastes like farts.” (58:51)
• Matching Couple Costumes:
  Ryland & Lizze: go for whatever brings joy.

Notable Quote

“Enjoy your burnt out ass Cinnabuns this Christmas alone in your cold house where it's so cold your kids have to wear socks all the time.”
(Lizze, 47:19, after losing the Halloween vs. Christmas debate)

---

(1:10:47–1:35:00)

BURGER KING VIRAL HALLOWEEN MENU — FAST FOOD REVIEW (in the car)

The Plan and Hiccups

• Ryland, Lizze, and Chris attempt to order Burger King’s Halloween menu, facing out-of-stock items and drive-thru chaos.
• “I can't believe they don't have the sundae! What do you want me to do, go to another one?” (Ryland, 77:19)
• The group ends up driving to a second (and nearly a third) Burger King location for missing items, particularly the Franken Candy Sundae and Boo Buckets.

The Taste Test

• Vampire Nuggets: Cute coffin packaging, very dry after sitting too long under heat lamps; “This is the driest, saddest looking chicken I’ve ever seen.” (Chris, 82:21)
• Jalapeño Cheddar Bites: Well-seasoned, fresh; “This really works for me.” (Chris, 83:28)
• Orange “Jack O’Lantern” Whopper: Visually impressive, smoky flavor. Preference remains with other chains. “Burger King's burger is my least favorite fast food burger...yet they’re the king of burgers.” (Chris, 86:41)
• Franken Candy Sundae:
  Actual review falls short due to missing the pop rocks and most “Franken” elements—ending up just an Oreo soft serve with purple syrup. “So it’s just an Oreo McFlurry from Burger King.” (Lizze, 93:04)
• Long “Original” Chicken Sandwich: Hands down the best thing from BK that day: “It is by far the best thing there.” (Chris, 94:53)

Overall Menu Verdict

• The viral Halloween menu’s real “trick” is that most options are repackaged classics with clever branding, frequently out of stock by late October.
• “Did they execute on a Halloween themed menu? No, no.” (Lizze, 95:10)
• “If they did, we got to go in September before they sell out.” (Ryland, 95:13)

---

Notable Moments & Quotes

• “I said, I’m telling Reddit. I said, they’re going to find out, and they’re going to see right through your good husband ‘reclaim your name’ tour on the internet.” (Ryland, 14:01)
• “Like, what are you doing here knocking politely and saying thank you after I give you a candy?” (Ryland, 56:08 – on adult trick-or-treaters)
• “I hate these two. That’s why I get paid to be here. I’m not bringing the fucking bagels. And green juices. Get your own.” (Ryland, 41:45)
• “Halloween is more fun and inclusive than Christmas. It’s way more fun, are you joking?” (Ryland, 45:22)
• “Burger King’s burger is my least favorite fast food burger and it’s ironic that’s in their name.” (Chris, 86:41)
• “We hope you’re not all done by Friday, period.” (Lizze, 95:59, closing Halloween thoughts)

---

Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:30–06:23: Costume chaos, inside joke on “Three Blind Moose”
• 11:26–14:31: Apple tart betrayal
• 22:08–27:13: KROC radio invitation logistics
• 30:33–39:01: Acting prep & anxiety
• 43:19–44:02: Stories about their babies’ new vocabulary
• 44:20–59:12: “Boo or Boo Hoo” Halloween hot takes
• 70:26–95:59: BK drive-thru saga, taste testing, and final verdict

---

Summary Tone & Experience

This episode is a hilarious, chaotic rollercoaster of pop culture, real life messiness, and a brutally honest taste test adventure. Ryland, Lizze, and Chris don’t hold back—roasting each other (and themselves), oversharing about relationships and parenthood, and giving unfiltered takes on everything from the plural form of “moose” to the ethics of adult trick-or-treating.

Listeners walk away with a sense of being in the backseat of their messy, friendship-fueled lives—witty, relatable, and never too serious, even when the Burger King ice cream arrives without a single Franken Candy in sight.

Transcript

[Lizzy]

I went full Karen accidentally on a fan this morning. Chris could have told me.

[Ryland]

I hate these two.

[Lizzy]

We're playing a game called Boo or Boo Hoo.

[Chris]

I feel like I have a really.

[Ryland]

Dirty confession about Ernie's gonna come out and he's reclaiming the name our coke addicted friend Christian. I don't even know where my trauma starts and stops.

[Lizzy]

This is very gay, but you're worth the minute.

[Ryland]

Oh, no.

[Lizzy]

We have a slate.

[Ryland]

Oh, my friend Cinder's responding to our Halloween costumes.

[Lizzy]

Did they get it?

[Ryland]

Yeah, of course they get it.

[Lizzy]

I didn't under. I don't know, like when Lizzy was telling me.

[Ryland]

Oh, well.

[Lizzy]

Hey, guys, and welcome back to the show. Chris is here too.

[Ryland]

And we are.

[Lizzy]

Three Blind Moose. A play on three blind mice.

[Ryland]

Except because if you remember from Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Chris]

Because I'm stupid.

[Ryland]

Mouse and Moose are very similar.

[Lizzy]

I would say one of the most iconic moments from one of our SIP episodes is when Chris was presenting moose.

[Ryland]

Oh, no, the word was mouse, but Chris read moose.

[Lizzy]

What is the plural of moose?

[Ryland]

Well, you asked what's the plural of moose, but it's mouse. You didn't read mouse.

[Chris]

Right?

[Lizzy]

What's the plural?

[Chris]

This is so embarrassing, but just so.

[Ryland]

You know, and the question is, what is the plural? And we didn't know. So honestly, we were all dumb.

[Chris]

You know, it's a moment I keep trying to forget, but here we are.

[Ryland]

Here he is.

[Lizzy]

Is a three blind moose.

[Ryland]

And my favorite thing is Rylan, all morning has been like, but what's three blind mice?

[Lizzy]

Well, yeah, I don't really know.

[Ryland]

Three blind mice. Three blind mice.

[Lizzy]

Is it. Is it a children's story or is it. Oh, my gosh.

[Chris]

Wait, what?

[Lizzy]

You don't just.

[Chris]

Three blind mice.

[Lizzy]

Oh, he has it up top. I was like, how is this not choking you? You have it in front of your ears.

[Chris]

There's a lot happening here.

[Ryland]

There's a lot of straps. I can't breathe.

[Lizzy]

I can't breathe either.

[Ryland]

Just put it on your chin. Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

I could literally barf up my breakfast.

[Ryland]

Nobody can tell it's on your chin because of the microphone.

[Lizzy]

And I also, like, can't function with these.

[Ryland]

No. I can't really see.

[Lizzy]

So this. I mean, it is a great costume.

[Ryland]

But it is dysfunctional. I'm going to take my snoot off because I cannot breathe.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, hope you guys liked it.

[Ryland]

Glasses on. But I'll take my snoot off cuz I just can't breathe at all.

[Chris]

I feel like I'm in trouble. And in the principal's office. Why am I here?

[Lizzy]

We're in. Well, we had to include you in the. In the costume. Well, not only is there three, but the costume's inspired by you. I just discovered this morning because Lizzy's been screaming the concept in our group chat for all week long.

[Ryland]

Even Joe got it and he was.

[Lizzy]

Like, this is a little above my head. I think it's just, like, one of Lizzie's crazy things because she also went to a house Halloween party this weekend with her family. They did a family group costume. And I still don't understand what they were.

[Ryland]

We were icp Juggalos.

[Chris]

What is that? What? What?

[Ryland]

You don't know about Juggalo? We can't help him. Yeah, the Gathering Miracles.

[Lizzy]

So everyone knows what it is?

[Ryland]

I think most people know.

[Lizzy]

What in your Instagram comments. Like what?

[Ryland]

No. Oh, gosh. And there were a lot of comments.

[Chris]

I died. It's one of the best family costumes I've maybe ever seen.

[Lizzy]

Somebody explain it to me there.

[Ryland]

It just is what it is.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so everyone just accepts that they don't get choked. I'm like, really dying over here.

[Ryland]

There's a band. We all slowly turn purple and pass out. And the sad part is Shane and Sensor are coming to the office.

[Lizzy]

Nobody will discover us. It will be three days later and it will be like, oh, no.

[Ryland]

ICP is a band. The Insane Clown Posse.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And they sing songs.

[Lizzy]

Are they. Is it screamo?

[Chris]

It sounds like a screamo. They're a famous rap duo.

[Ryland]

They're a rap duo.

[Lizzy]

And they would paint their faces like that.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, there were three of you, so that costume needed to delete one.

[Ryland]

Well, no, I mean, we weren't the Insane Clown Posse. We were just Juggalos, which are the.

[Chris]

Fans who also paint their face like Insane Clown Posse.

[Lizzy]

Because they paint their face.

[Ryland]

Yeah, I guess.

[Lizzy]

And Billy Bob was a groupie too. You should have painted your stomach the same way.

[Ryland]

I was going to, but it was a really, really rough morning. I had to make a taco spider for the party because I didn't want to come empty handed. And those take forever. And that was a crazy thing for me to suggest that I bring to a party while pregnant with a one year old whose face I'm trying to paint in the morning. And so Taco Spider requires a lot of onions and chili powder. And when you cook onions and chili powder on this, on the kitchen stove, whatever, it permeates the air and your eyes just sort of burn and so Billy's eyes started burning because he was playing in the kitchen. And then he started scream, crying and writhing in pain. And we didn't know what was going on because we couldn't figure. Like, you know, I wear goggles. And I. And I told Joe, I was like, get him out of here.

[Lizzy]

Do you not have a fan above your oven?

[Ryland]

I do, but it's annoying to start. It's hard to start.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so you just rather wear goggles and let your one year old suffer?

[Ryland]

Joe was like, he's going to be fine. And then when he started crying, I was like, it's the onions.

[Lizzy]

You.

[Ryland]

And we like, drag the baby out of the kitchen. I'm like holding him in the other room. He's like, inconsolable. I'm five seconds away from just pouring milk over his face and pepper sprayed. I'm like, if it's not the onions, he's eating a button battery or something.

[Lizzy]

Same rotten milk that made him sick.

[Ryland]

I don't know if it was the rot. It wasn't like rotten rotten. It was like a day past the expiration date. Anyways, okay. Billy had a rough weekend.

[Lizzy]

Why?

[Ryland]

The. On Thursday, he was vomiting.

[Lizzy]

And you still don't know why.

[Ryland]

I think he probably just had a little tummy bug because another friend of his had it. Even though they weren't in contact with each other. But it was. It ran the course the same exact way.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

He was sick for three hours and then he was fine. But we now have a family vomit bucket. It's the Taylor Swift popcorn bucket from AMC from the ERAS tour.

[Lizzy]

Wow. Chris is the only one that can commit to this bit. And he looks fantastic.

[Ryland]

It's a good costume.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Wow.

[Chris]

It is a really good costume.

[Ryland]

Well, he can breathe. Cause he can't breathe out of his nose normally, so he's accustomed to the slide.

[Lizzy]

He's used to being a mouth breather.

[Chris]

I have a deviated septum and crazy allergies. So 90% of the time these just aren't. They're for show, these nostrils.

[Ryland]

He's just mouth breathing.

[Chris]

I wish. What's it like to be able to breathe out of your nose?

[Ryland]

Apparently it's a little awful for us.

[Lizzy]

Can you remind me of the prompt again? He was supposed to read moose, but.

[Ryland]

He thought it was what is the plural of mouse? And he read what is the plural of moose? And both of us said, mies. It's not. It's just moose. It's just moose. Yeah, yeah. And then when he read the answer.

[Chris]

He said, it's mice. Well, for moose, according to this.

[Ryland]

And we were both like, huh? I was like, spell it. Spell the word out loud. You didn't read mouse, right?

[Lizzy]

What's the plural?

[Ryland]

Or something? And then he spelled it out loud, and I was like, that's definitely not mouse. But I'm so stupid that I wasn't sure. So in my mind, I had to sing the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song, M O U S E. Turns out it's mouse.

[Chris]

I need you to know that that situation messed me up so bad, I will never say the word mouse or mice or meese, ever.

[Ryland]

I'm like, you won't say it or anything?

[Chris]

I won't even try. I won't even go.

[Ryland]

It wasn't a pronunciation. It was a reading. You can say them.

[Chris]

Well, I don't know, because I read it like I thought again. I read it like, this is the thing I keep saying to you. And you're like, chris, this doesn't help. But in my mind, I keep saying it because I read it the way moose with two S's is spelled. And they're very similarly spelled, but there's.

[Ryland]

Not two S's in moose.

[Lizzy]

I know.

[Chris]

That. I would have never known.

[Lizzy]

Is there a U in Moose?

[Ryland]

No, I don't think so.

[Lizzy]

Is it M? Oh, no. Oh, no. I don't want to.

[Chris]

No, it moves the moose, not moose. Moose, not. The animal moves.

[Ryland]

Yeah, but I don't think that's how you spell the dessert moose either.

[Chris]

Is it not? Let me Google that.

[Lizzy]

I'm pretty sure. Oh, no. Here we go, looking stupid again.

[Ryland]

I mean, I don't know. I'm ready to admit I don't know, but it doesn't feel right. I also feel like we had this conversation and looked it up and it was wrong. Which is also why I feel like it's also not right.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, he's looking that up. Joe betrayed you.

[Ryland]

Can you believe this motherfucker who's been sorry for swearing? This is mother effer. I gotta work on it. We're practicing. We're practicing to go live.

[Lizzy]

We're practicing to go live on the radio.

[Chris]

They are spelled the same. Just one S. Wait, wait, what? 1s difference.

[Lizzy]

Okay, wait, what?

[Chris]

Moose the dessert and Moose the animal are spelled the same, just one S different.

[Ryland]

Right, But Moose was nowhere near this conversation. It was mouse or moose.

[Chris]

Right, but I read moose and.

[Ryland]

Exactly.

[Lizzy]

But the word was mouse with the dessert.

[Chris]

Right. And I'm saying the only difference is 1s.

[Ryland]

Moose and Moose, the dessert, which has nothing to do with mouse.

[Lizzy]

A mouse. A mice has a U. I'm even more confused.

[Ryland]

The word was mouse. The word on the page that you were supposed to read was mouse.

[Chris]

M O u S E. Correct. And the dessert is M O U S S E. Okay.

[Lizzy]

There is a u in it. Yes.

[Chris]

They're the same one. S. Extra. That's what confused me.

[Lizzy]

What about this?

[Chris]

That's probably spelled different. I don't know. I'm too stupid. Let me Google that.

[Ryland]

Moose is M O o S e.

[Lizzy]

That's what I thought.

[Chris]

That sounds right.

[Ryland]

Is there even an E? Who knows?

[Chris]

Moose is M O o S e. This is just reliving trauma.

[Lizzy]

This is just.

[Ryland]

Let's spend another 20 minutes on this.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so Joe betrayed you.

[Ryland]

He betrayed me. Olivia Rodrigo. Clearly.

[Lizzy]

That's shocking that you would reference her when you're such a die hard swifty. And you have to know father figures about her.

[Ryland]

No, like low key. I don't think I like Olivia.

[Lizzy]

Oh, God. Stop, stop.

[Ryland]

I got the.

[Lizzy]

You're full of hatred.

[Ryland]

I got the ick from her and I feel bad about it. Okay, but who am I to talk like my lipstick's all on my upper lip right now for my moose snoot.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Chris]

So.

[Lizzy]

No, don't.

[Ryland]

So Joe and I M. Okay. U S.

[Lizzy]

I feel like I'm going downhil real quick.

[Ryland]

Is it cuz you're losing oxygen? Take the snoot off. Dude, we can't breathe like that. We weren't meant to survive in an environment without air.

[Chris]

It also fogs up the glasses, so I really can't see.

[Ryland]

It's like a real sensory experience.

[Lizzy]

Tough.

[Ryland]

Would liken it to waterboarding, but glasses.

[Lizzy]

Take off like a lot of my vision. Like, I can't even read our document down there with this.

[Ryland]

No, I can't see it at all. And I'm wearing the contacts I never wear.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Okay. So since I've been pregnant, let me put you guys on to something. A delicious little treat are these. These two tiny apple tarts that you can buy in the frozen section at Trader Joe's. They go so hard with a scoop of the French vanilla ice cream underneath them. Heated up. Cook them proper, though. Cook them on the stove in a pot with a little bit of butter and the lid on it so that it heats up all the way through, but it doesn't lose its moisture. It is a whole thing. It takes a minute, but you're worth the minute. Prepare it right. Anyway, I've been living off of those because they are delicious and I am dying. So Joe makes me one every night with a little scoop of ice cream.

[Lizzy]

And he prepares it the way that you want it.

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

So he thinks you are worth it.

[Ryland]

He thinks I. It's correct. Well, that's what I thought. That's what I thought.

[Lizzy]

That in the microwave girl. Wait, I thought you wouldn't notice.

[Ryland]

Wait, kill him? Here's the deal. No, it's worse than that. We do this together. This isn't us thing. Joe has one too. I have one. We do it together. We soak our feet in a little soaking, a little salt bath. We wear. We do a little like, like red light therapy, little hats and little face masks. And he.

[Lizzy]

This is very gay.

[Ryland]

We've invited you over for this.

[Lizzy]

This is crazy.

[Ryland]

You could live this lifestyle. This is for you. This is for your people.

[Lizzy]

My gay relationship. We do nothing this gay.

[Ryland]

It's so nice though. It's really relaxing. Anyway, last night he goes, are we doing apple pies tonight? And I said, I don't know, I'm not up for it. He goes, all right. I was like, are you gonna do it without me? I don't think so. And I said, oh, that's so sweet. Like, to me, like, that's the solidarity thing, you know? Like some husbands don't drink when their wives are pregnant, and when I'm pregnant, he doesn't apple pie without me. Oh, I woke up this morning and found the package of an apple pie on the counter like some whores pant and the dirty dishes in the sink as though I was expected to clean up his cum fucking blankets after he slept with another woman in our house.

[Chris]

Stop.

[Ryland]

He betrayed me. He went behind my back and he had an apple tart at night and didn't even offer me one.

[Lizzy]

What about a scoop of ice cream?

[Ryland]

I'm sure there was a scoop of ice cream because I also had to clean out his bowl that had ice cream residue in it that dried overnight.

[Lizzy]

It wasn't even just a blowjob. It was full.

[Ryland]

It was full all around, encompassing back side to side, pussies were popped.

[Chris]

So he looked you in the eyes and lied about not having face.

[Ryland]

I said, bro, four years of marriage.

[Lizzy]

Did you confort him?

[Ryland]

Yes, of course. I texted him. Four years of marriage.

[Lizzy]

You didn't even walk up to him face to face?

[Ryland]

Oh, how could I? I couldn't wait the whole morning and four beautiful boys and you throw it all away over some tart.

[Lizzy]

Four beautiful years.

[Ryland]

Four beautiful years of marriage and four beautiful boys and he doesn't Give a shit.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you're counting all of them?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Okay, I get it.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And what did he say? Has he responded?

[Ryland]

He thought I was. He was like, you're so funny. He's like, I didn't even tell you for sure I wasn't gonna have one. It's like, okay, now you're gaslighting me. Oh, it was crazy. I said, I'm telling Reddit. I said, they're gonna find out, and they're gonna see right through your good husband. Like, reclaim your name tour on the Internet.

[Lizzy]

Oh, he's been trying to reclaim his name. Is that why he's letting you show him on the Internet? He's got to be like, I don't know.

[Ryland]

Maybe I'm questioning everything now. Oh, I thought I was just done with his rules because I'm too tired to handle them. I was like, dance monkey. I'm gonna make a living. However's easiest for me. And you're gonna participate, and you're gonna act like you like it. Here, unbox this. Do it on camera. Act like you like it.

[Lizzy]

So, Chris, are you just gonna rage your whole little heart out every day?

[Chris]

Because the show last night.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Ryland]

Wait, watch.

[Lizzy]

He's never. Not at a concert. I've never opened Instagram to Chris. Not at a concert.

[Ryland]

What are you doing at all these concerts?

[Lizzy]

Probably getting.

[Ryland]

Are you on drugs? Are you on cocaine?

[Lizzy]

We confronted him last week, and he just said, no, I'm tired now. I'm starting to think it is drugs.

[Ryland]

He doesn't seem tired, and he is totally fine with wearing the glasses. Are you hiding your pupils? And he has a deviated septum. These are all symptoms of drug, and.

[Lizzy]

We haven't seen him hard in weeks.

[Ryland]

We've never seen your dick hard. Do you have coke dick? Is that a get hard. Get hard right now?

[Chris]

Is it like whiskey dick? That's a thing?

[Ryland]

I don't know. I've never done cocaine, which is shocking because I bet I'd love it.

[Lizzy]

I did it one time, and I felt nothing, really. Maybe it didn't work.

[Ryland]

Maybe you need to do more.

[Lizzy]

Is it like pot, where sometimes for the first three times I smoked pot.

[Ryland]

You don't know how to do because you don't know how to inhale.

[Lizzy]

You're trying to, and your straight friends are telling you, like, no, do the coke. And you're at a party in Hollywood and you're like, okay, I'll try the coke. And then you're just.

[Ryland]

I think if you're snorting coke, you're Gonna get it.

[Lizzy]

Is it?

[Chris]

I heard. I don't know if this is true, but I heard if you have, like, an ADD brain, that it kind of does the opposite.

[Ryland]

Isn't that meth? That.

[Chris]

Well, yes. I heard that, too.

[Lizzy]

Okay, let's keep it real.

[Ryland]

You're gonna get a little up on meth, let's be honest. But when it's.

[Lizzy]

I think you're gonna get us demonetized screaming the M word.

[Chris]

Meth.

[Lizzy]

I don't know. Drug use is, like, one of the checkpoints in monetization. Yeah. So maybe just censor it.

[Ryland]

When you're doing hardcore, you're doing hardcore favors. Like, party favors.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Chris]

But the concert was amazing.

[Lizzy]

What were you saying?

[Chris]

21 pilots at the BMO stadium. And those are the most dedicated hardcore fans I've maybe ever seen in my life. They all showed up in costume and, like, they. I don't know, it seemed like some of them had camped out the night before. Like, they were ready and excited and they knew every word to every song. And, like, it was. It was very fun. It was a very good show. They put on an incredible show. I love them so much. Wow.

[Ryland]

I don't even know that I know who they are.

[Lizzy]

What's their most.

[Chris]

Their big song is Wish We Could Turn Back Time.

[Ryland]

Oh, of course.

[Chris]

The Good Old Days.

[Ryland]

Yeah, they're awesome.

[Chris]

They're really cool.

[Ryland]

I don't know anything about music. Even last week when I was like, I'm traumatized by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I wasn't even talking about them. I was talking about the Goo Goo Dolls. Isn't that sad? I don't even know. I don't even know where my trauma starts and stops.

[Lizzy]

That was really sad for you.

[Ryland]

Well, how would I know? How would I know? Riddle me that. See, you don't know.

[Chris]

I feel really bad because I had the best weekend. And my mother, on the other hand, who should be having the best weekend because she's on a tour of, like, Italy with her boyfriend right now, ended up having the worst weekend because they were about to tour the Coliseum somewhere in Rome, I think they were at the. And my mom, like, went to get her ID or whatever, and everything had been stolen from her bag.

[Ryland]

Dang.

[Chris]

Including her passport and, like, things. She needs to get back.

[Lizzy]

What do you do in another country?

[Ryland]

Did she just live there now?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, she moved to Italy, so she.

[Chris]

Had to go to the police, and she had to go to the US Embassy.

[Ryland]

She was the police?

[Chris]

Yeah, that. The US Embassy. All this stuff. And she was like, Panicking. She called me, like, crying. It was like, a whole thing. I was like, my poor, sweet mother. And I felt so helpless.

[Lizzy]

What a nightmare.

[Chris]

But I feel like she's such a. She's genuinely like an angel of a human. And I feel like karma's a thing. I don't know, in my mind. And so this happened, and then almost right away, the police were like, it's so crazy. We found it, and they took Nothing but, like, $20. Like, that's all she had in.

[Ryland]

Wait, they took her entire purse? And she didn't notice that her purse had been taken?

[Chris]

No, they took everything out of it. And they were like, we found everything. You had, like, mentioned.

[Ryland]

How did they take everything out of.

[Lizzy]

It except for the cash that.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Maybe she had it, like, strapped behind a chair.

[Ryland]

Like a purse within a purse, like a Russian doll purse. And they just took that one inside?

[Chris]

No, I think. I think they took. I believe they took everything out of it. I'm not positive, actually. But regardless, everything that was taken was returned, essentially minus some cash. And the police were like, this never happens. And I was like, because my mom's an angel, and she deserves that.

[Lizzy]

Wow, that is some good karma.

[Ryland]

If my child wasn't so beautiful, I would believe in karma after that story. But my child is gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

Okay, you have another one brewing, so just chill out.

[Ryland]

I mean, the acid reflux. I'm feeling like he's probably hot as hell, too. Ernie's gonna come out, and he's reclaiming the name. It's gonna become a smoke show name.

[Lizzy]

So you agree It' like, children are name. That begs for a reaction a little bit. Like, it grows on you. But your comparison right now is just a little weird. He's reclaiming the name.

[Ryland]

Yeah, because Ernest goes to camp or whatever. Like, he kind of made it a dweeby name. And it's. I don't think it's a dweeby name.

[Lizzy]

No, I think it's highbrow, actually.

[Ryland]

I concur. I feel like, as a blind moose, I definitely feel as though Ernest is a highbrow name.

[Lizzy]

I feel like he exists in, like, the Ralph Lauren world. I do, too, but.

[Ryland]

And you know what's so funny is I crap on the name Ralph. Great name. Love was like, I'm ralphing. You know what I mean? But it's like, whatever.

[Lizzy]

Okay, what is this about Halloween?

[Ryland]

You know how, like, when Halloween's on a Friday, it's, like, super fun for trick or treating. But for those of us that, like, to celebrate Halloween multiple days in a row. It's confusing because, like, do you do it the weekend previous or do you let Halloween pass and then continue to observe it Saturday and Sunday?

[Lizzy]

What are you talking about?

[Ryland]

Do you get what I'm saying? Halloween's on a Friday. And then trick or treat on Halloween.

[Lizzy]

No matter what, period. That's it.

[Ryland]

But if you're a rager, like our friend, our coke addicted friend, who can't get hard, by the way, who can't get hard, Chris, are you going to be snorting cocaine Friday, Saturday and Sunday, or are you. Or did you do this last weekend and Friday's the end of your.

[Lizzy]

I think it's however many parties you've been invited to is however long Halloween.

[Ryland]

But I'm saying, like, if you're. If you're throwing a party, do you throw it after Halloween? No.

[Lizzy]

That's crazy. That's stupid.

[Ryland]

Right? So that's why I'm saying everyone's done.

[Lizzy]

We've moved on to Christmas, period.

[Ryland]

And that's why it's confusing for it to be on a Friday because, you know, like, people want to do multiple things. Like people want to trick or treat and have a party.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah, this is getting confusing.

[Ryland]

It's a lot. I'm confused.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. So November 1st is the end. The end.

[Ryland]

Thanksgiving. Let's get grateful bitches.

[Lizzy]

Wait, wait, I thought Halloween is literally Friday.

[Ryland]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

So Saturday and Sunday. It's a wrap.

[Ryland]

Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Is it?

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. What are you doing? Are you gonna celebrate Halloween on. I guess Friday's it.

[Chris]

I always celebrate Halloween on the day in some way, shape or form. It's my favorite holiday. But I don't know about the. I mean, I think I'm working every other day. Actually, I think I'm working the day after.

[Ryland]

Dang.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I guess it's over.

[Ryland]

Joe and I almost got married on October 30th. It's a very cheap day for a wedding. Very cheap. Speaking of cheap, do you want to get cheap seats?

[Lizzy]

Well, Seatgeek has got you covered with 10% off your tickets. When you use code the SIP10. Seatgeek is the literal best. They have tickets for everything. It's no wonder that they have over 35 million downloads with over 70,000 events listed on their platform. There are so many incredible artists on tour right now like Tate McCrae, Renee Rapp, the Jonas Brothers, Dua Lipa, Billie Eilish, Sabrina Carpenter, Lorde Addison Rae and so many More. What I love about SeatGeek is they rate all their tickets on a scale of 1 to 10. Look for the green dots. Green means good, red means bad, and every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. And don't forget, they're offering you 10% off your tickets when you use code the SIP10. Thank you, Seatgeek. We love you so much.

[Ryland]

Should we get into the realty?

[Lizzy]

What's the real tea?

[Ryland]

Well, Chris this weekend got an email from K Rock's producer.

[Chris]

This is crazy.

[Lizzy]

The drama never stop.

[Chris]

I thought it was fake.

[Ryland]

Leave us alone.

[Lizzy]

Well, I guess our episode. Episode would have gone out on Wednesday. They had Thursday and Friday to react if they're ever gonna react. Do you think they reacted or do you think they just hit Chris with an email inviting us on the show?

[Ryland]

I think they just invite. So that's. That's the lead. Really? We were invited on to KROC this week.

[Chris]

That's crazy. I get a lot of fake emails. So, like, everything that I get. That's exciting. I'm like, this isn't real. And then I got a thing from kroc. I'm like, this isn't. Wait a minute. I was like, the sip. Maybe this is a thing. And I opened it and it was Vanessa.

[Ryland]

Oh, hey, Vanessa.

[Lizzy]

Can you believe we're gonna be live on the radio?

[Ryland]

Are we gonna be live on radio?

[Lizzy]

Nobody can ever tell you.

[Ryland]

They literally messaged and we haven't responded.

[Lizzy]

Well, that's because we haven't been able to have a group meeting about it.

[Ryland]

But the crazy thing is, is they go meet us at mid Wilshire at 8:20 in the morning. And it's like how I called Rylan. I was like, we're gonna have to get a hotel nearby. I can't get there.

[Lizzy]

I honestly don't even know if that's possible.

[Ryland]

Is. Are there hotels in Midwilshire? What are we gonna. What are we to do?

[Lizzy]

I don't know. Like, literally where we live. It would take probably an hour and a half to get there.

[Ryland]

And I have to wake up in the morning and do my makeup. And I have a child.

[Lizzy]

And so do I have two of them.

[Ryland]

What are we supposed to do?

[Lizzy]

What are we supposed to do? How are we ever gonna make it to the radio? And they were like, so accommodating. Come any day this week, whatever day you want. And honestly, I think we should go on Halloween.

[Ryland]

And I think we should go inside psycho costumes. Like, low key. I might resurrect the eagle. Can you imagine how funny that would be. Neither of you are in costume, and I'm just a bald ass eagle. Such a power movement. It makes me feel so comfortable and confident.

[Lizzy]

You show up to Kroc in a bald cap.

[Ryland]

Can you imagine?

[Lizzy]

We should have planned this before we started recording so we could tell people when to tune in live. Yeah, but the problem is we have not decided on a date ourself. This week is really busy for me.

[Ryland]

And me.

[Lizzy]

You, too.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

What are you doing?

[Ryland]

I have Mommy and Me. I have a massage, and I have Halloween, and I have to finish my Halloween costumes after.

[Lizzy]

She works this one day and I work on.

[Ryland]

No, I work on Tuesday, too.

[Lizzy]

Oh, do you?

[Ryland]

Yeah, that's when I film my vlog.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay.

[Ryland]

And my husband's starting a Instagram page.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah.

[Ryland]

And we're gonna film that this week so that we can watch it next week. Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Can't you make him do the research and do the work?

[Ryland]

No, we're gonna go film it, but I want to be in creative control of it.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Yeah, yeah. Well, not creative control. I think he's got a very strong voice, but I want to, like, help him make it the thing that it should be.

[Lizzy]

So we're trying to plan a day that we can make it work. But this week, I mean, we have the podcast today. I've got to turn around the podcast tomorrow. Thursday turned out to be busy for me. I didn't know we had a Shane Dawson podcast on Thursday.

[Ryland]

See, like.

[Lizzy]

And I can post a vlog. I mean, if we.

[Ryland]

What about Wednesday?

[Lizzy]

We have. I have to. I'm booked.

[Ryland]

Oh, you booked a job. Do you want to tell everyone the big news?

[Lizzy]

I mean, I've already been screaming that I booked a job. No.

[Ryland]

Wednesday is Shane never discovered. Chet Ryland gets to keep the rule.

[Lizzy]

It's Chit.

[Ryland]

What?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

His name is Chit. Have I been saying Chet?

[Lizzy]

I think so. Yeah.

[Ryland]

But no one corrected me until today. His name is Chit.

[Chris]

It's Chit.

[Ryland]

No, I've been saying Chit because it doesn't seem like I've been wrong until now.

[Lizzy]

Whatever. There's callbacks for Shane's pilot on Wednesday, and there's no way in hell that I'm gonna miss those.

[Ryland]

So we are going on Halloween, and.

[Lizzy]

We'Re auditioning some of the people.

[Ryland]

What if we all went as a different bald character?

[Lizzy]

I'm not dressing up to go on this show.

[Ryland]

Come on.

[Lizzy]

I can't take that.

[Ryland]

It's so funny. It's so funny. It's such a power Play Is it live?

[Lizzy]

Because I don't think you're allowed to cuss on the radio.

[Ryland]

Obviously, I can control.

[Lizzy]

We get their show kicked off the air because it's like we get too many FCC complaints. That's what we do. That's our plan. We just go in there and we just.

[Ryland]

Just destroy them from the inside out.

[Lizzy]

Their radio stations, like, Chris and I.

[Ryland]

Will go as bald things.

[Lizzy]

No, we cannot cuss for 10 minutes. I don't know how long the segment would be.

[Ryland]

Hopefully just 10 minutes.

[Lizzy]

Hopefully. But that is big. You know, I'm glad that they invited us on the show. I think we should reply like, can.

[Ryland]

We come the next week?

[Chris]

Have you read the email?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Ryland]

Well, you. I didn't realize I'd been sent the email.

[Chris]

I got. Just in case.

[Ryland]

Chris never told me he sent me the email.

[Lizzy]

He literally did.

[Ryland]

You said I sent you.

[Lizzy]

He said I sent you guys the email. I think we've been invited.

[Ryland]

I didn't realize you said you guys. My bad.

[Lizzy]

Do you not check? What's with people? Like, is your email not on your phone? How do you miss it?

[Ryland]

I don't know, but I've never been able to get notifications on my phone for my email.

[Lizzy]

So how do you do business?

[Ryland]

Girl, I. Look at me. Do you think I do business?

[Lizzy]

I guess this is why you don't get paid from Brands for five.

[Ryland]

No, literally, I'm dying of anxiety because I owe like, four invoices to Jade right now, and it's like, jade, I'm sorry. They're seven months late, girl. I'm pregnant and starving. Out of these streets.

[Lizzy]

Do not want the money.

[Ryland]

I want the money. But now I'm scared because it's been seven months. It's a real anxiety thing for me.

[Lizzy]

Just what.

[Chris]

I feel like. I have a really dirty confession about K Rock.

[Ryland]

Whoa, you've been listening, you fucking moose.

[Chris]

Not recently, but in the past. I used to listen to KROC all the time and Kevin and Bean had a show called Kevin and Bean and I loved it and I listened to.

[Ryland]

Wait, is this the Kevin from Kevin and Bean?

[Chris]

I think so.

[Lizzy]

He's evolved to Kevin and now think.

[Ryland]

I don't think that could be.

[Chris]

Is it a different.

[Lizzy]

So you're a Kevin Stan?

[Chris]

Unless it's a different Kevin. Then I'm just.

[Ryland]

He might just like the name Kevin. It's a good name.

[Lizzy]

It's. It's. It's a good name.

[Ryland]

It's a fine name.

[Lizzy]

It's not a bad name.

[Ryland]

It's My best friend's husband's name.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Ryland]

Oh, okay.

[Lizzy]

This is disaster. Kevin Klein.

[Ryland]

Oh, okay.

[Lizzy]

I went full Karen accidentally on a fan this morning. What? It was really embarrassing on a fan. I mean, I didn't know they were a fan.

[Ryland]

What did you do?

[Lizzy]

Obviously, I wouldn't have been acting, Karen, like, if I knew this person was a fan.

[Ryland]

What did you do?

[Lizzy]

Well, True Green, which is, like, a service I use for my lawn, keeps trying to. They don't tell me they're coming. And then my babies are asleep, and they're like, we'll be there in five minutes. And it's like, no. There's like two hours of the day that my baby sleep. No. So I'm always like, no, you can't. Could you just call me the day before or give me a time frame the day before when you're coming? And so. So I've been dealing with the same guy. He first came twice during a nap, and I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, you can't. You literally can't. I have three dogs that will lose their minds, and then it ruins my entire day. I'm so sorry. No. And then on his third attempt, he comes at 7:00am I'm like, well, my babies are still asleep and this still ruins my life. Why would you show up before 7am to somebody's house to do a service? Like, before 7am it was 6:40.

[Ryland]

And he's like, insane.

[Lizzy]

And then.

[Ryland]

Yeah, also, just get a schedule, my guy. What?

[Lizzy]

And so I then customer service calls, and they're like, hey, so you want to cancel your services? And I was like, no, I don't want to cancel my services. I just want.

[Ryland]

I just want you to schedule them.

[Lizzy]

Like a normal person to call me and be like, here's a time frame for tomorrow. Does that work? Not like, I'm 10 minutes away.

[Ryland]

I'll be there 5am, you weird fuck.

[Lizzy]

And so I'm like, no, I don't want to cancel. I just want them to come at a normal time when my babies aren't sleeping because it ruins my life. Because then my dogs start barking and it wakes my baby. Baby's up. She's like, is this Ryland Adams?

[Ryland]

She could tell from your nasty voice. I took your nasty voice. Recognize you? Yeah. Oh.

[Lizzy]

She's like, I love your videos. And I was like, thanks.

[Ryland]

Oh, God. Oh, God. You. To be fair, though, that's an absurd system.

[Lizzy]

I think I made a good recovery. You know, I wasn't mad at her. I wasn't taking it out on her. No, it was just like, can we get this together, please? It's just not the tone. I'd be like, I love that she.

[Ryland]

Recognized you from being a monster. C U N T I'd know that gay rage anywhere. Are you Rilind? Oh, no.

[Lizzy]

We're never gonna get it again.

[Chris]

No, it's gone.

[Lizzy]

We're never gonna get it again. And meanwhile, yes, I have not been replaced as an actor on my husband's show. Rather, I've been leaning all the way in. I purchased Masterclass for way too much money.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

It's like $170 for the year.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

And. But I saw all these actors have classes about how to act. I'm gonna go into a private coach, too. But I just want to have all the confidence in all of. All of what I can do going into this. So I've been watching hours and hours and hours of famous actors on YouTube talking about their process and how they create characters. And there's a couple of channels that will compile, like, people's most prolific points on acting, and those take it from multiple. Well, I'm watching that. I'm watching, like, Tom Hanks did a lecture that I'm watching. His is very, like, repetition. So we're gonna repeat a line. He did it with Tom Holland on a show. I watched him give, like, a talk to a college. So it's like, do you want to play?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Okay. So what's the line like? Do you need some more coffee?

[Ryland]

Do you need some more coffee?

[Lizzy]

Do you need some more coffee? So his whole point is you repeat it as many different times, as many different ways as you can, and if you do the same one twice, then it's over.

[Ryland]

But isn't it.

[Lizzy]

But it's trying to discover your naturalist delivery of the line.

[Ryland]

And isn't it supposed to be in response to the way you serve it? Your partner serves it to you?

[Lizzy]

Oh, I don't know.

[Ryland]

Well, I did Meisner technique. And so my. The whole thing is repetition, but the repetition is. I. I get an impulse based off of your presentation to me. And so I. And I follow that impulse.

[Lizzy]

And I guess the repetition makes it. To get you to your most natural form inside of saying it.

[Ryland]

I would say the goal is to not be objective based. Like, you don't. You don't want to have a specific goal in mind for the read. You want to have a live response to it.

[Lizzy]

Well, and that. So then one of the clips I was watching was Viola Davis, and she was like. Like, my Biggest thing with acting is prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare, prepare. Do all of your homework and then you throw it away and have a live response. Because she said a lot of times the thing that will, I'll see my peers doing is they'll have planned so, so they'll have prepared so much that.

[Ryland]

It'S like you're not.

[Lizzy]

They're almost begging me to perform how they wanted me to perform my lines so they can deliver the way that they had prepared. And that's just not what acting is.

[Ryland]

No.

[Lizzy]

You have to come up and you have show up and arrive as it is.

[Ryland]

I think it's about the vulnerability and your, and your capability of becoming something. But working from deeply within is the easiest way to do that because you're. They're always going to book the right person for the job and that's always going to be Ryland in this case. Right.

[Lizzy]

Or so.

[Ryland]

So it's not that you're, you're ever, it's not that you're playing outside of your own scope, but you have different details about what's going on. You have different details about room you're in. And then on the day you already know that intrinsically because it's just like how you walk into every room.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Ryland]

And so that changes the way that you interact with anybody else in that space. And that's the homework you do that you throw away. But what I like about the repetition thing is you don't become rooted in a performance like Viola said.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Ryland]

And then you're acting to a wall because who cares?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

But that's what I really love about the Meisner technique is the, gosh, I don't have a big enough vocabulary because my brain's so small, but it's so alive. And when I was doing the Meisner technique, what I loved the most about it was like sometimes you're scared because if you're truly following an impulse just in the warm up, I'm not talking about within a scene, but if you're truly following your impulses, anything could happen. But it's so liberating to just come out of whatever, like whatever part of Lizzie wants to shut up, which is not a big part, but whatever part of Lizzy doesn't feel comfortable or safe stripping that away and just, just being exactly what that is and just going from your guide.

[Lizzy]

Right.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

What I have found interesting, watching hundreds of audition tapes at this point because Shane's also casting. So you will see a hundred people do the same scene a hundred different ways. And what always Differentiates actors. And what I'm realizing is, no matter what, if it feels natural to them in that moment, if the script's calling for somebody, like it's all caps, it's angry, it's loud. If the person's not filming feeling that emotion, it's not believable. So it's delivering from a place that feels authentic to you and not doing too much while still trying to feel.

[Ryland]

It's being honest.

[Lizzy]

It's being honest to responding to whoever's talking to you. And I think that takes being also very familiar with the words your character and the words you want to not.

[Ryland]

Even be thinking about the words. It's like you want them to be a second nature thing. Like when I was only doing acting and I would do the scene studies, I would just sit at my computer and write the scene out, out from memory, over and over and over and over and over for like three hours.

[Lizzy]

So I. I have four big scenes in this pilot, so I've printed them all out this morning. I'm recording myself doing it and then listening to myself doing it. Then I'm recording the other person's lines and I'm just responding, repeating like repetitively over and over and over. Just not performing, but just doing my lines in response to the other person's line. So I'm completely off book because now I'm getting nervous because my. The main character who I have scenes with, they're doing callback and chemistry reads with on Wednesday. So I'm gonna be here to perform with them. So I want to be off book so that it's not just like I'm phoning it in. And so I've been stressing out a little bit about that.

[Ryland]

Don't stress out about it.

[Lizzy]

No, I just want to be prepared. It's. It's less stress. As with anything in life, I think when you're not prepared, you can feel anxious.

[Ryland]

My grandpa, and I've probably said this a million times, my grandpa says stress or anx. Thank you for making sure I'm prepared for this job today. And now see yourself to the door, because my excitement is bigger than you.

[Lizzy]

Right?

[Ryland]

And I'm ready to play. But thank you for keeping me prepared. Another thing I used to do to memorize lines is I would write them in a notebook with no punctuation and with nothing in between. So it's just the words over and over and over and over and over because. So then you also don't get like stuck in a rut of performance based off of page Right.

[Lizzy]

Something I liked that Natalie Portman said in hers is, is. Although, like, yes, you have access to the script, your character has no idea what's happening. They're not privy to any of the information outside of the scenes they're in. And I think that took a weight off of me, too, because I don't know any of the context. So I can take my four scenes out of this pilot and focus completely on that because my character is not privy to any other information.

[Ryland]

And all you need to know going into it is where you're coming from and how you're feeling, period. I also like having a little secret. It.

[Lizzy]

I like that, too. I've been trying to think, is my character pregnant?

[Ryland]

No one knows.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it's.

[Ryland]

Do I have a little bit of cum squirting up my butt right now? I don't know. Are you having a number three? Crazy.

[Lizzy]

That's pretty good. Like, am I in this conversation and my number three is begging to come out? And I'm just trying to get through it because that definitely changes things.

[Ryland]

Fun version of urgency, I will say. Not that I've ever number three, but.

[Lizzy]

Wow, I like that.

[Ryland]

Don't take that. Shane sees this and he's like, you suck. Because Lizzie said, your secret is your number three ing. Why would you listen to her? She's a blind moose.

[Lizzy]

I've gone back. Even I saw a lot of the comments in last week's episode were like, don't do this to Shane. Don't put him in this position. You shouldn't complicate things more. And I'm like, well, Shane was the one that was initially begging me to be in this. He wrote it inspired by me and had the confidence in me to do this. And I think my hesitation then lied in just not having been prepared. And I think the more I prepare, the more confident I am that I am correct for this role.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it's you.

[Lizzy]

And so it's just. It's been fun, like, actually preparing and actually taking the time to do this and take it serious. And it's so fun.

[Ryland]

I'm excited for you. I am. I'm excited to the point of, did I just get jealous? Is this a toxic relationship now? Do I have to go?

[Lizzy]

You have a nice line.

[Ryland]

And the truth is, I couldn't handle more than a line right now.

[Lizzy]

Let's be real.

[Ryland]

When I. I was. When he asked me, I was like, I was up spiraling at night, as if I was, like, upset with him. I'm gonna faint on set. How am I Gonna learn these lines. I can't even get my vlogs done on time. How am I gonna do. And those are no lines, and I don't even edit those anymore. Like, I was just tripping. And then you were like, it's just a line. And I was like, oh, thank God. And then I was like, what the.

[Lizzy]

I'm just a line to Shane. I'm just a line, but I think.

[Ryland]

I'm good at it. I'm going to throw it away.

[Chris]

Okay, Trash can.

[Lizzy]

Do I want to be reflective on my own behavior, or should we just jump into our game?

[Ryland]

What?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

What do you mean?

[Lizzy]

Well, this morning. Oh, I was. Who cares? Oh, you don't want. You don't care?

[Ryland]

No, be reflective on your own behavior, because I like that you can finally identify with how I was feeling.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I.

[Ryland]

Also, everyone's gonna hate me for it because I don't read the comments. No, you go first.

[Lizzy]

No, you go first.

[Ryland]

No, you go first.

[Lizzy]

I know. I'm so dying to hear what you have to say.

[Ryland]

Okay. Rylan texts me this morning, and he. Oh, I dropped my phone. He goes, I met a juice place, and I just want to get myself a juice. And I feel burdened. Like, I have to get you guys a juice. Is this what you feel?

[Lizzy]

I felt more burdened of having to wait for everyone's orders.

[Ryland]

And then that's part of it for me as well.

[Lizzy]

Right. And then it is like, I. It's like, I should have just postmated this, because then it's, like, way less of a burden. And I was like, now I know what Lizzie feels like, because the place that she gets breakfast from, you can't do it from the delivery app. And then you have to get. And as people are ignoring annoying, you know, like, experiencing people in real life, it's annoying. And then there's the person in front of you who's like, can't have real milk, so she has to make sure it's almond milk. But then she has to know if this ingredient is also vegan. And it's like, can you shut the up?

[Ryland]

And.

[Lizzy]

Okay. So then I was like, I can't do it. I'm only just getting myself a green juice, and I'm gonna feel really bad about it, and I'm not gonna offer to get anyone else one. And then I said, sorry, Lizzie, I. I empathize, sympathize. Guys, I feel bad.

[Ryland]

Yeah, thank you.

[Lizzy]

But I'm not getting you a green juice.

[Ryland]

And I'm getting a green juice. Everyone getting themselves Their own breakfast.

[Lizzy]

And a lot of the comments last week were like, I never ask all of my co workers what they want.

[Ryland]

Why would you? Because I did read a comment, by the way, I read a comment in the comment section of last week's podcast because I was just like, what's the vibe on this? Some dumb idiot was like, you're so rude. They buy you lunch that you eat on the podcast every week. Girl, this is my job. Do you go to your job and pay rent at your job? No. They give you all the supplies you have for your job and then they pay you so you get your. Shut up with your stupid opinion. Because it's a bad one. We're not all friends hanging out here. This is a job. I hate these two. I hate them. That's why I get paid to be here, because I couldn't stand it otherwise. I'm not bringing the fucking bagels. And green juice is. Get your own.

[Lizzy]

We do have a really good job, though.

[Ryland]

No. And I do love these people. I will say I love these people. That's probably why it's so emotionally compromising to decide whether or not to get everyone a meal when you're bringing one in.

[Lizzy]

The problem with a small, like when I worked.

[Ryland]

But that's a dumb take.

[Lizzy]

Okay. But when I worked at cl, I'm.

[Ryland]

Not going to buy Arby's.

[Chris]

Ever.

[Lizzy]

When I worked at Clever, it was like, yeah, of course I wouldn't ask everyone what they want when I'm coming in because it's an off office of hundreds of people. Yeah. But here it's like so intimate moves. Yeah. It's like one person walks in with something delicious. It's like, well, there were only two other people.

[Ryland]

Spencer's never offered to bring me anything from Bristol Farms. And guess what? I'm not offended.

[Lizzy]

Okay. No, it's a good point. I. I think it's something we can all let go.

[Ryland]

And I told you, Ryland, I said, fuck us. Get your green juice.

[Lizzy]

She didn't. I was like, you're being so mature about this.

[Ryland]

No, it's because I feel very strongly that if one of us is getting a meal, we don't have to get a meal for everyone else. And I think that another part of this is also just like my motherhood because have become someone else's meal. And now every time I eat or drink, that little person puts a little hand up and takes it from me. So sometimes I just want to get my own food and not have it, take it from me and not worry about Another two or three, taking it out of my hands. Do you know what I'm saying?

[Lizzy]

I know. I know what you're saying.

[Ryland]

It's exhausting. He eats off my plate at dinner. That is what he does, Billy.

[Lizzy]

I know.

[Ryland]

And I'm dehydrated because he keeps taking my water. And it's like, great that you can sign water, but this is Mommy's water and I'm dehydrated.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. I've differentiated in my life what is Dad's drink and what is theirs. And it's like, no, this is Dad's.

[Ryland]

Yeah, that's spicy. You wouldn't like it.

[Lizzy]

What's very cute, though, is my kids are putting together two words now.

[Ryland]

What do they do?

[Lizzy]

Like, they'll say, bye, Dada. They're, like, combining words and understanding that you can combine words now. And it just melts my heart into a million pieces. This.

[Ryland]

Do you. Billy says, mama Dada. Is that combining Mama D. Maybe. Like Mama Dada? Yeah, maybe. Is that combining maybe? No, not really.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I'll give it to him.

[Ryland]

It's just isolated identifications, right? No, he's combining.

[Lizzy]

He's combining. He's combining.

[Ryland]

He's combining.

[Lizzy]

So smart.

[Ryland]

He's the smartest little baby Juggalo.

[Lizzy]

Okay, Chris, can you get this?

[Ryland]

Was it Kevin Klein on Kevin and Bacon?

[Lizzy]

Kevin? No. So sorry, Kevin. Chris isn't a fan.

[Ryland]

Wait, we're not. What are we doing?

[Chris]

But I have been listening to KROC for a long time.

[Lizzy]

We're playing that for now.

[Chris]

Oh, a different Kevin. Who's to know? There's more than one Kevin at kroc. I just assumed there's only one.

[Lizzy]

Okay, we're playing a game called Boo or Boo Hoo.

[Ryland]

Oh, no. Chris has to read them.

[Chris]

I don't know how to read. We've established this.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

I'll try.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so here's how you play.

[Chris]

Play.

[Lizzy]

It's Halloween. Hot takes. Chris is gonna pull out a spooky seasonal scenario or trend, and me and Liz are gonna say boo if we love it, like. Or boohoo if we love it, and boohoo if we hate it, like we're crying because we hate it. Chatgpt made this.

[Ryland]

Not great.

[Lizzy]

I know. Okay, if we disagree on one, then we have to get into a fright fight and Chris declares the winner.

[Ryland]

What's a fright fight?

[Lizzy]

A debate, I guess. Okay, so you remember boo is good. Boohoo.

[Ryland]

How can I forget the Boo Hoo?

[Lizzy]

Okay, pull out our first scenario.

[Chris]

Are you ready?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Halloween is Better than Christmas.

[Lizzy]

Boohoo. Are you an idiot? You like Halloween better than Christmas, but you're not gonna celebrate it Saturday, Sunday if it falls on a Friday?

[Ryland]

I mean, I celebrated it the Saturday previous, but I definitely think the Halloween is more fun and inclusive than Christmas. It's way more fun. Are you joking?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

What do you mean what?

[Lizzy]

You're stupid.

[Ryland]

You're.

[Lizzy]

I think we actually cannot no longer be friends. The lead up. I can't help that you're a Grinch. You're the Grinch personified.

[Ryland]

I can't help that I'm a non consumerist capitalist. Not down.

[Lizzy]

I would say Halloween is also a consumer.

[Ryland]

Not when you make all your Halloween costumes. I bought these, but I assembled the pieces myself.

[Lizzy]

You feel more magic in your heart for Halloween than Christmas? I do. You're a sick bitch. Really? You're a sick person.

[Ryland]

I love that my community gets together and that we all like give each other something on that day as opposed to just like a family going into isolation in their home.

[Lizzy]

Wait, you're giving each other things on Halloween?

[Ryland]

Trick or treating, girl. Wake up. You knock on your neighbor's door and they say, here you go.

[Lizzy]

Let me guess, you're a person giving out DIY treats too. You freak.

[Ryland]

No, you can't do DIY treats. Because in the 80s people started putting like weird stuff in candy and now no one will take a candy that's already been opened.

[Lizzy]

I would never let my children take a candy that's already been opened or pre made. I don't care how beautiful the house is.

[Ryland]

But that's my point.

[Lizzy]

Okay, Chris, you're the deal breaker.

[Chris]

I prefer Halloween.

[Ryland]

Are you?

[Lizzy]

I am surrounded by sick people.

[Chris]

I look forward to it every morning.

[Lizzy]

It's not like this is so many activities. The lead up to Christmas is always, always fun. I haven't sensed any fun.

[Ryland]

Which event do you like? Are you joking?

[Lizzy]

There's been no fun.

[Ryland]

There's been no fun from you. You bought one costume and have two kids.

[Chris]

I literally just went to Horror Nights at your party.

[Ryland]

You went to Horror Nights? I went to a party. I've created three costumes for three people. For six people. Wait, how many is that? Nine people.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, because Chris is the judge and it all ends at Chris, then you guys win this round. But I know in my heart you're wrong.

[Chris]

And there's always.

[Ryland]

Enjoy your burnt out ass Cinnabuns this Christmas alone in your cold house where it's so cold your kids have to wear socks all the time.

[Lizzy]

They don't wear socks that often anymore?

[Ryland]

No, they're always in socks, girl. I've never seen those kids. I've never seen their face.

[Lizzy]

What are you talking about?

[Ryland]

Your babies.

[Lizzy]

You haven't seen them recently? Yeah, when their infants were wearing socks.

[Ryland]

Do you now? Am I going to have to go through my phone and check every picture?

[Lizzy]

When we wear shoes, we wear socks. And right now we wear a lot of shoes because we're always out outside.

[Ryland]

Period.

[Lizzy]

Period. Okay, what's the next one, you idiots?

[Chris]

It says watching Hocus pocus every year.

[Ryland]

Boo.

[Lizzy]

I don't care, like, if it makes you happy, go for it, or boohoo.

[Ryland]

I think we both meant right?

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. I said boo because it's like, if it makes you happy, go for it.

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah. I'm not a big hocus Pocus girly, but it's, like, cool.

[Lizzy]

And I don't remember it. Like, I don't remember anything I haven't seen yesterday. Really?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Oh. I'll try it again this year and let you know. Okay. But if I don't do it before Friday, then I'll never.

[Ryland]

Then why would you do it?

[Lizzy]

I can't.

[Ryland]

You can't.

[Lizzy]

We can't. And then it's Christmas, period. And we have a whole long time.

[Ryland]

You gotta watch something else.

[Lizzy]

Exactly.

[Ryland]

Like Ernest does Christmas.

[Chris]

A consensus. The next one is candy corn.

[Lizzy]

Boo. Seriously, you stupid.

[Ryland]

No. I'll just say boo. Because honestly, sometimes I do want one.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Ryland]

But I think you're a freak nonetheless.

[Lizzy]

I don't know how anybody could be like, absolutely not. Put it in your mouth and try it. Even if you've thought your whole life, you don't like it because you had one bad experience. I dare you. I urge you as an adult to put a candy corn in your mouth and not the big pumpkin. It's too much. It's not the corn. You just put the corn in your mouth. A nice chew. That's.

[Ryland]

What is it?

[Lizzy]

Subtle and delicious and sugary. Mmm. It's.

[Ryland]

I. Sometimes I do think about it.

[Chris]

I like it, I think, a lot more than the average person. Don't a lot of people. People dislike it.

[Lizzy]

That's what they say.

[Chris]

But I like it.

[Lizzy]

I urge you.

[Ryland]

It's a very controversial treat.

[Lizzy]

I don't know why.

[Ryland]

It's not that bad.

[Lizzy]

It's really not.

[Ryland]

No, but it gets a bad rap.

[Lizzy]

Of course it does.

[Chris]

I'm also just not really a candy person in general, if I'm being honest. I don't really like candy.

[Ryland]

Wow. Crazy.

[Lizzy]

Do you like chocolate?

[Ryland]

He loves chocolate.

[Chris]

I love it. I can't have it because I'm a dog and have gerd.

[Ryland]

Do dogs have gerd?

[Chris]

Maybe.

[Ryland]

Interesting.

[Chris]

No. Okay. Pet costumes are cruel, not cute.

[Ryland]

A boohoo.

[Lizzy]

Wait, you're disagreeing with them?

[Ryland]

Yeah, they're cute as hell, and they are not cruel. If you can get your dog doesn't mind, they're cute as hell.

[Lizzy]

Does your dog mind?

[Ryland]

Yes. Bubs doesn't mind as much as Icky does. Bubs actually, like, feels empowered by a something that fits him well.

[Chris]

Stupid.

[Ryland]

I does not like being in anything. He gets, like. Like, it's like he's been electrocuted. He gets, like, springy and, like, get me out of it and, like, rubs on things and tries to get out.

[Lizzy]

If your dog enjoys it, I think it's very cute.

[Ryland]

I agree. I also like a really creative dog costume. Like, I've been following a pug account, and this pug is the Chris Rock character from Fifth Element. Great. It's great. I'm here for it.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Chris]

All right. Graveyard decorations.

[Lizzy]

Boo.

[Ryland]

Wait, like, in your front yard, or you decorate a graveyard yard in your.

[Lizzy]

Front yard for Halloween?

[Ryland]

I'm down with decorating your front yard as a graveyard, but I think decorating a graveyard for Halloween is a little weird.

[Lizzy]

No, that's too much. That's not what we mean here.

[Ryland]

We mean, like, yeah, no, I love it.

[Lizzy]

I think any Halloween decorations that bring you joy, I'm all for it. That is what I like.

[Ryland]

Halloween. Billy loves it too. He goes around the neighborhood, and when we leave the house, he goes, so we have to do two laps and we go, we'll be back, Billy, because he's, like, in his little seat, like.

[Lizzy]

Drug addict.

[Ryland]

And then when he's scared, he goes, oh, done. Oh.

[Lizzy]

Oh. The scary ones he's all done with.

[Ryland]

Well, Joe, there's one house that really goes hard, and they have a fake truck in the front that's like, Allah. What's that zombie show? Doesn't matter. It's like a zombie truck. There's, like, zombies hanging off the back of it. And they're motorized, so they move a little bit. And when we went the first time, Joe took one and went raw into Billy's face about. And I. I was like, the kid.

[Lizzy]

Is one similar to what you did to Max every time you saw.

[Ryland]

No, I went, hello. Just put a zombie in his face. It was just my face.

[Chris]

And I. Hello.

[Lizzy]

I don't see the difference.

[Ryland]

I do. That's rude. I'm beautiful. That zombie's Dead. But when Bill. When Joe did that the first time, Billy went.

[Lizzy]

All done.

[Ryland]

Yeah. And then he had nightmares all night.

[Lizzy]

Wow.

[Ryland]

No, just kidding. I don't know if he did.

[Chris]

I stupidly didn't know that anyone had a problem with graveyard decorations. Decorations.

[Lizzy]

I think it just is talking about, like, over the top, campy Halloween decorations in general.

[Ryland]

Oh, but who knows? It's choppy GPT.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Who can really ever say?

[Chris]

All right. Posting thirst traps in costume.

[Ryland]

Oh, boo Boo.

[Lizzy]

Go for it. If you. If that makes you feel empowered, you should.

[Ryland]

If you look in. Right. You looking right.

[Chris]

You know, to me, that's the only time I could possibly post a thirst trap because I'm normally so self conscious. But when I'm in character, I can do something that's out of character.

[Lizzy]

That's something slutty. This year, maybe I will. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna go do something slutty?

[Ryland]

Yeah, be a slutty bald eagle.

[Lizzy]

You are the most strange person I've ever met in my life.

[Ryland]

I've never felt as good as I did as an eagle.

[Lizzy]

It really brought your confidence out.

[Ryland]

Oh my God. Joe and I went to three parties. What do you want from me? Shut up.

[Chris]

Next one is watching true crime to get in the spooky mood.

[Lizzy]

Boo. Boohoo. I hate it.

[Ryland]

Why?

[Lizzy]

Because true crime's.

[Ryland]

It's for naps.

[Lizzy]

No, I just think.

[Ryland]

I think people, like.

[Lizzy]

People forget true crime is like real life crime.

[Ryland]

Definitely.

[Lizzy]

We, like, glamorize true crime in a way that seems sexy.

[Ryland]

I don't know that I wouldn't say we're glamorizing it and making it seem sexy.

[Lizzy]

You don't think it's like this glossy thing that has just become super commercialized almost?

[Ryland]

I don't think it's sexy. I think it. That we are.

[Lizzy]

I'm not saying sexy, but it's like we consume it while we're like eating breakfast. It's like. It's almost too much for me. What I'm saying.

[Ryland]

I would say more often than not, we're consuming it for an app, which is sad, but I agree with you. I think people forget that these are real.

[Lizzy]

We're very desensitized to true crime.

[Ryland]

We are desensitized.

[Lizzy]

It's like, give me more. It's like a fan fiction novel or something.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it's like. It is dark.

[Lizzy]

It's dark.

[Ryland]

The entertainment value that we get from a murder is fucked up.

[Lizzy]

I agree. I understand the fascination with it, but it's like almost a little Too much sometimes, I'll say.

[Chris]

For me, it hits me on such a deeper level because it's real because I know that it really happened. Like, you know, sometimes I watch a horror.

[Lizzy]

That's why I don't like it.

[Chris]

And it's. Since it's not really like, I don't know, it can or cannot, depending how well it's made, affect me. But anything that really happened will affect me.

[Lizzy]

You want that while you're like brushing your teeth in the morning?

[Ryland]

I just want to feel it.

[Lizzy]

You like.

[Ryland]

I honestly. I honestly think women like to watch it around nap time because we are constantly scared and desensitizing ourselves to. It probably helps a little bit bit. But there is something soothing about like the Dateline voices on the way they tell the story.

[Lizzy]

Weird that all. Every woman I know, a lot of.

[Ryland]

Women, a lot of women like to listen to before an app or a bedtime.

[Chris]

I am women. I love to listen. Next one. Adult trick or treaters.

[Ryland]

Oh, boohoo.

[Lizzy]

It's weird.

[Ryland]

If you don't have kids, get out of here.

[Lizzy]

And if you want to go adult trick or treating, then you better have a kid. You better go make a baby.

[Ryland]

You better go. Because you're weird as hell if you don't.

[Lizzy]

You really. It's really weird.

[Ryland]

It's weirdo.

[Lizzy]

It's too much.

[Ryland]

It's too much.

[Lizzy]

It's too much.

[Ryland]

If you want to have a party at your house and give out candy.

[Lizzy]

I feel like he's adult trick or treating. He's. He's gasping in a way I don't.

[Chris]

But the only reason I stopped is because I hit an age where like someone at a house was like, why are you still doing this? And I wanted to cry.

[Ryland]

If it was 23, you should have cried.

[Chris]

I think it was in like my teen years or something. I don't know.

[Lizzy]

No, until you graduate high school, you're allowed. But I.

[Ryland]

You're a loser if you go deep into high school.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I mean, a little bit, but I. I would still like, get a group of friends.

[Chris]

No, it's okay.

[Lizzy]

You know, I did it as we, like, we would go as a group of friends.

[Ryland]

I probably didn't go after sophomore year, though. Like, after that I think you can go, like, go get drunk.

[Lizzy]

I mean, like, go make you go trick or treating and then you get drunk and then you eat your candy drunk.

[Ryland]

I don't know the trick or treating part of it. Past 14 feels like a lot.

[Chris]

14 is a cutoff.

[Ryland]

I would say 14.

[Lizzy]

I would say after You've graduated high school. School. It's too much. High school is a little like, you.

[Ryland]

Want a 17 year old knocking on your door.

[Lizzy]

No, but I'm not gonna be like, get the out of here.

[Ryland]

No, but I'm gonna judge you. Like, why aren't you breaking the law somewhere? Why aren't you out here destroying property or something normal for your age?

[Lizzy]

Why aren't you TPing your arch enemy's house?

[Ryland]

Yeah, why aren't you egging my property? Like, what are you doing here knocking politely and saying thank you? After I give you a candy.

[Chris]

The next one is giving out store bought candy. Candy.

[Ryland]

Boo.

[Chris]

Boo.

[Lizzy]

I think we've already.

[Chris]

I think, what else would you give out?

[Lizzy]

Well, we've touched on this. It's like the homemade.

[Chris]

It's.

[Lizzy]

We're not accepting it anymore. Sorry, Karen.

[Ryland]

We haven't been accepting it since like 1989.

[Chris]

I didn't know again. I didn't know there was another option.

[Ryland]

Some people will be like, I made raised Krispies. It's like, well, we can't trust your Rice Krispies because we don't know you.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, and even if I do, I'm still not gonna trust you.

[Ryland]

And I'm not trying to get dosed with acid. Yes, I am. Yes, I do. I totally am. Does it just count as relapse?

[Chris]

Next one says, haunted houses are more annoying than scary.

[Lizzy]

Boo.

[Ryland]

I will say boo. Who? No. Boo. I agree. These are really confusing.

[Lizzy]

I know.

[Ryland]

Yeah, haunted houses are annoying.

[Lizzy]

They're annoying. They. Did you have fun at Horror Nights?

[Chris]

I mean, the best time.

[Ryland]

But this has the best time everywhere, though.

[Lizzy]

Is there even an opportunity to be scared anymore? There's a person, like, touching your dick in front of you and like grazing your ass behind you.

[Ryland]

Touch your dick.

[Chris]

They do.

[Lizzy]

I mean, you're like, they're. You're forced in such a tight line that it's like, it is so busy.

[Chris]

Nowadays and the people that are People that are working there are literally doing this as you walk through, like, come on, come on. You're like, oh, God. But I told the people in front of me, I'm like, walk slower. Leave space. And like, I kept like, I know it probably sucks for them, but when there's a little space, it's really fun.

[Ryland]

Wait, were you talking to strangers in that tone? No, my friends were creeping up behind strangers. No, no, no, no.

[Lizzy]

I think that's a little more specific to like Universal Horror Nights or a theme park Horror Night, which, by the.

[Ryland]

Way, they charge you like $9 million to rush your ass through you.

[Lizzy]

Universal, after you stand in line a half hours. I think if you go to the more independent haunts or if you're in a town that it's all n. Like people are putting them on in their own creepy fields, it's. It's a little more. It hits a little harder. But at a theme park, I'm like.

[Chris]

I just love it because I love horror movies and the mazes are after movies I love and I don't know.

[Lizzy]

No, it is fun.

[Chris]

Terrifier come to life.

[Lizzy]

Like, how many? How many. How many of them did you get to go inside of in how many hours? Like two. In a million hours.

[Chris]

We got the Experience Express Pass or whatever, so we did get to do them all.

[Ryland]

I will say, how much is the Express Pass?

[Chris]

Way too much money.

[Ryland]

What was it?

[Chris]

I don't remember.

[Ryland]

I think, like, is it like 900?

[Chris]

I think it was like 240.

[Ryland]

Why do I think it's 900?

[Chris]

Something like that. It is way too, too expensive. But my friend went regular, like, paid for the regular ticket and literally got to do two mazes in the entire night. They got there at like 6, left at like 1 in the morning and did two mazes.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, that's still a nightmare.

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So, yeah, it is too busy. It does suck now, but if you can get an express, which is too much, but if you can save up and do it, it is fun.

[Ryland]

I don't know, but it's not $900.

[Chris]

The next one. Pumpkin spice everything.

[Lizzy]

Boohoo. I'm sick of it.

[Ryland]

Tastes like farts.

[Lizzy]

It really does. It's very chemically and kind of farty. You like it?

[Chris]

I love.

[Lizzy]

You like the chemicals?

[Chris]

I love.

[Ryland]

He loves farts. Okay. What I was going to say. Chris, your brown is perfect. Perfect. You were worried about your brown. It's great.

[Chris]

Thank you. I didn't think it matched my antlers.

[Ryland]

No, it truly does.

[Chris]

Thank you so much.

[Lizzy]

This is gonna be our last one. I'm over this game.

[Ryland]

This game sucks.

[Chris]

Oh, it's also. Carving pumpkins is overrated and messy.

[Ryland]

Boohoo.

[Lizzy]

I love it.

[Ryland]

I love it.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it's. It's a good conversation starter. It's a fun activity with your friends. Have you done it with Joe?

[Ryland]

No.

[Lizzy]

We'll get out there and do it.

[Ryland]

No.

[Lizzy]

So you're rooting for this, but I mean, I'm.

[Ryland]

Wait until my children want to do it. But it's just a mess.

[Lizzy]

It's. It's. It's really not that messy.

[Ryland]

I mean, when you live with my dogs, it is. It's a nightmare with my dogs.

[Lizzy]

It's so fun. I think any opportunity to do an activity out of your routine with somebody or people you love is a good idea.

[Ryland]

I mean, it's a little hard with.

[Lizzy]

A one year old. Yeah. I mean, you do it. We did it after our kids went to bed.

[Ryland]

Oh, I'm in bed. That's when we do our apple pie routine.

[Lizzy]

And some nights you can't even do that.

[Ryland]

Sometimes I can even get to do that. My husband goes behind my back. I mean, he's carving pumpkins with these tarts.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, we. No, no, no. We waited till our kids were asleep and then we had a party. I was like, maybe next year you guys can join us on the.

[Ryland]

No. Yeah. You can't give a baby a knife. They're crazy.

[Chris]

Can I ask one last one? Because I want to know your answer.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Okay. Matching couple costumes.

[Ryland]

Oh, boo boo.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I think if you. If you're empowered to do it, I think go off. Why are you doing a couple's costume this year?

[Chris]

No, I think they're cute, but some people hate them.

[Ryland]

Why?

[Lizzy]

I think whatever brings people joy is fun.

[Ryland]

I love it. I love a whole family vibe.

[Lizzy]

I have to pee so bad.

[Ryland]

Me too. Are we not doing my Hot Topics? Oh wow, you replaced me with this really great chatgpt.

[Lizzy]

I thought we had to do something for Halloween.

[Ryland]

I wouldn't have been up at 6:45 coming up with topics if I had known.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, I think half of the episode might be lackluster, so I can.

[Ryland]

Replace usually when you think that you're wrong.

[Lizzy]

Really?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Do you want to start Hot Topics while I go pee? No, Chris has an angle.

[Ryland]

I have to pee too.

[Lizzy]

Okay, we'll do it in the car, I promise.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we will. I promise. I'm sure.

[Lizzy]

Well, I don't want you to give me spoilers on Love is Blind. I'm going to watch it.

[Ryland]

No, you're not.

[Chris]

Yes, I am.

[Ryland]

The show is over.

[Lizzy]

Yes, I am.

[Ryland]

You're never going to watch.

[Lizzy]

It doesn't matter. Why does it matter to me if it's over?

[Ryland]

Did you watch Love is Blind?

[Chris]

No.

[Ryland]

Okay, well then I'll hold my pee and I'll do a segment alone. Give me. Give me a coaster. And don't tell Shane. Give me you.

[Lizzy]

I'm taking this costume off.

[Ryland]

I'd like to take my costume off as well.

[Lizzy]

Wait, you're going to talk about Love is Blind?

[Ryland]

Yeah. Are we still rolling? Get out of here. Get Chris. If you didn't have headphones on and make you come to my angle, I'm going to ruin it for you. This is the Love is blind spoiler. But it's like, this should be old news to all of you by now because it's been like, weeks since it's been on the air. But I only got the chance to watch the finale this last week while my son was vomiting. Ah, sorry. My coochie just broke in half.

[Chris]

I think I could be thinking of the entirely wrong show, and I probably am because I'm famous. Famously wrong all the time. But my friend maybe hosted the American Love is Blind.

[Ryland]

No, because that's Nick Lachey.

[Chris]

Yeah. Okay. Probably wrong.

[Ryland]

Yeah. And Vanessa Lachey. So unless your friend is Nick Lachey or Vanessa Lachey, I would go ahead and say your that it is not the case. Love is blind is the show where people meet between a wall and they don't see each other. Other.

[Chris]

She host Love island is what she hosted.

[Ryland]

Wow, That's a huge show. I've never seen it. Wrong one, but. So the. The. The season ended. This is all spoilers. So if you're waiting to watch the last ones, don't listen to this part. Skip ahead to the food review.

[Lizzy]

Seriously, Lizzy's about to drop a spoiler right this second. So pull out your phone or pull out your remote and pause the episode and scroll forward to 1 hour and 10 minutes, which I think the food portion is really fun today.

[Ryland]

Any who, no one got married this time, which is qq, unless you watch the whole show. And then you're like, duh, none of these people could get married. So here are my thoughts. Number one, Edmund saying that his gal made him a better man is toxic. Her purpose is not to heal you. She owes you nothing. So Edmund is this character who's devastating. He was a child who was put in the system early, had multiple foster parents. Parents. And by like, the grace of God came out a very sweet man. But he has a hard time taking accountability for things. And the whole season he's like kind of doing a bunch of like, to his girl, to his fiance. And she calls him out on it. She's like, you've done all this stuff, and it's like you can't be held accountable for it. You won't even hear my feelings. Like, that's crazy. And then one time he comes and he brings her flowers and he apologizes for what he's done. Done. And he says to her, please don't leave me because you make me a better man. That's not a reason for anyone to stay with you. She does not need her purpose in life to make you better. Get better, Edmond, on your own and be of value to her. Before you demand she stay with you, you better be the thing that she needs in her life as well. But you're just taken from her at that point. And I don't think she's a for leaving you at the altar. I stand by her, though. I don't know her name.

[Chris]

I see. I think it's probably a sweet sentiment, but not healthy.

[Ryland]

It's not enough, dude. Like, yeah, I'm an asshole, but I want to be less of it. But you make me a little bit less of 1. And because of that, you should stay. No, ma'. Am. Number two, Anton is the worst. Anton again, I don't know his lady's name. I don't know. I can't memorize. I think it's because the women don't piss me off. And unless they do piss me off, I don't know their attention name. So Anton in the pods, like sort of comes off as this, like, sort of soft spoken, like normal guy. Outside the pods, he and his gal go and meet his best friend and the best friend's wife. And the wife's like, I'm just glad Anton settling down, cuz I'm sick of him taking my husband to the strip club. Full stop right there. Sis, your husband's going to the strip club all the time with his best friend? She's like, yeah.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

That's crazy. That's crazy. I mean, like, there are some couples that like, enjoy that thing. Get down with your bad cells. But it doesn't sound like she enjoys it. In which case, red flag. And the woman that was gonna marry Anton is like, I don't like that. And he's like, I mean, it's a. You know what I mean? It's like. But that is. She doesn't like that. Like, that's a. That's a flaw for her. That doesn't work. Yes, he also drinks a lot.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Ryland]

And she was like. She clocked him on at one time. She's like, so. So where's all the alcohol in the house? Before you went to bed last night? There was a 12 pack and a bottle of tequila. And now there's nothing. He's like, I just. I had a drink with one of the guys in the lobby and she's like, a drink, bro. There's 12 beers and a bottle of tequila gone. He's like, well, I don't know what happened to the bottle of tequila. It's like, right? Because after you have six beers, you probably don't know what happened to the bottle of tequila.

[Chris]

It sounds like this show is just confirming what I've known, that men are trash.

[Ryland]

I don't think it's that men are trash. I don't think. Not like. And I don't want to all men type of person, but I do think that sometimes in society, men have boiled down. Rylan's literally making a coffee right now. Do you smell that? I can smell that out there. Just making a coffee.

[Chris]

By the way, I said that on Tick Tock and got restricted for hate speech.

[Ryland]

Oh, I'm sure you did. No, like, but it is crazy how some simple men be out in these streets being like, what do you mean you don't like that I cheat on you and drink all the time? Time. Huh?

[Lizzy]

You see?

[Chris]

Why, why the statement though? They're sometimes infuriating.

[Ryland]

No, I would say a majority of them are trash. And honestly, I think, you know, the system has failed them. And to some degree, the patriarchy really keeps you like stupid and stupidity and God help you, cuz we all see it and we're trying to say it, but because you're in charge, we can't. Did you just make yourself a copy liar?

[Lizzy]

I walked over and I could still hear you screaming about Love is blind people. So I walked away because I don't want spoilers.

[Ryland]

Is there a coffee brewing right now?

[Lizzy]

No, it's. I have my coffee right here.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

What are you talking about?

[Ryland]

Third?

[Lizzy]

Are you done with.

[Ryland]

No, I have one more thing.

[Lizzy]

Then why'd you call me over?

[Ryland]

I thought you're making coffee.

[Lizzy]

Why would it matter if you're still talking about Love is Blind?

[Ryland]

That's a fair point.

[Lizzy]

It should not matter at all what I'm doing if you're and okay, I'm done with Love is Blind.

[Ryland]

I have one more thing to say.

[Lizzy]

Okay, then I'll plug my earmuffs.

[Ryland]

You're never gonna watch it.

[Lizzy]

Might you call me. But I am gonna watch it. Shane and I like to watch out here. Oh my hell. After you just scream for me to.

[Ryland]

Come back because I thought you're making coffee.

[Lizzy]

Why does it matter?

[Ryland]

I forgot you weren't watching the show. Okay, so Third. Third. The only woman's name that I recall is Sparkle Megan. Now, Sparkle Megan makes an estimated $800,000 a year. The girl is right rich.

[Chris]

Her real name, Sparkle Megan.

[Ryland]

I don't think Legally, she's Sparkle. I think it's just Megan. But she likes glitter.

[Chris]

It's incredible.

[Ryland]

Which, you know, that is, that is her entire vibe. She wears glitter and she has a zest for life and she has, she bank rolls it and God bless her for a living the way that she wants to live. I think that's awesome. I think everyone needs to stop hating on Sparkle Megan for being rich. Let her be rich, period. The point is she, she engaged to a man in the pods who is a single father and does not make a huge living. And she fell for him for his personality, as they all do. And he was like jokey and chatty in the pods. They get out of the pods, they start living together. He is one of the most depressive people I think I have ever seen on television. To the point that he puts chicken breasts in a ninja blender with like water and crystal light and blends it up and drinks it. And that's how he feeds himself.

[Chris]

I think I heard you mention this last sip and that's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.

[Ryland]

It's not only that it's disgusting, but like, that is depressive behavior. Like, you need to talk to somebody about that. Because if you're literally just drinking blended up water chicken and chugging it down to survive, that is, that is next level. That's dark.

[Chris]

But how do you even get there?

[Ryland]

How does that happen? And then he says to his lady, he's like, he's like, sometimes I want to get home from work and not talk because I've been talking at work all day. But nobody knows what these people actually do because they're. They just have like vague little disclaimers like team leader. It's like, team what? Team bro. This guy works at a rental car place and he wants to come home and not speak to his wife as though he's done too much speaking all day.

[Chris]

So he's maybe possibly actually unwell.

[Ryland]

No, I'm saying I think he's clinically depressed. But everyone's saying that Sparkle Megan called off the wedding because she's rich and he's poor. But I don't think that's what it is. I do think she's insufferable. And the amount of time she made Jordan's son's diabetes about her was reacting.

[Lizzy]

You have no idea about.

[Chris]

Yeah, but she's a good story.

[Lizzy]

Tell it.

[Ryland]

This is Chris loves when I tell us we should do the book club.

[Lizzy]

Are you guys hungry?

[Ryland]

Starving.

[Lizzy]

Let's go. Okay, we'll talk about the other hot topics in there. Why do you think we never will? Why can't you just remember?

[Ryland]

Oh, they're not even good. I was just giving you a hard time.

[Lizzy]

Oh, okay.

[Ryland]

It's a little Wiens World reference for you.

[Lizzy]

Okay, girls, welcome back to the. Do you have your camera, Chris? Is somebody behind me? I don't know. We've been listening to Billy cry for 10 minutes. And Liz, I just keep saying, is this not something? I keep saying, is this not something your husband and your nanny can manage? We just need to listen to Billy cry.

[Ryland]

I'm a micromanager.

[Lizzy]

And she goes, this is motherhood.

[Ryland]

This is it.

[Lizzy]

This is motherhood.

[Ryland]

And I'm like, okay, Mama knows best.

[Lizzy]

So we're at Burger King because we were debating and debating and debating and marker.

[Chris]

Sorry.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Well, yes, crumble does perform better for our channel. I don't think their Halloween flavors are inventive enough, period. Shane had sent me that. They're doing the white chocolate cookies and cream Hershey bar cookie collab. Well, they're, like, making their own version of it, so I thought that was this week. Turns out it's not. They just have, like, boring iterations of what they've already done before. Sorry, Grumble.

[Chris]

What a read.

[Lizzy]

Some. Somebody has to be honest. Although I'd like to support their, like, gay CEO that's just, you know, out and about being gay all the time.

[Ryland]

Here's what I think.

[Lizzy]

And, like, just, you know, as we.

[Ryland]

Wait too long to eat.

[Lizzy]

Me too. I'm so hungry. I think it's because motherhood.

[Ryland]

Motherhood is exhausting and starving.

[Lizzy]

So here we are at Burger King.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzy]

What are they doing?

[Ryland]

You came at this all wrong, too. You're not gonna be able to get into that line from over here.

[Lizzy]

Oh, Chris could have told me. Me?

[Ryland]

Yeah. Honestly, Chris. Chris been known about this drive.

[Lizzy]

He's always known. And he always knew that there wasn't a freeway exit to Burger King, too. And he just kept his mouth shut about it. He just shut the f up about it. And you know what? I blame Chris. I don't blame motherhood over here. Although it probably was because I was just listening to Billy scream, so I couldn't think about the exits on the floor.

[Ryland]

Literally not screaming.

[Lizzy]

I mean, he. If you turn up the volume, he is.

[Ryland]

He's to going crying lightly, lightly. Someone else told this. I have to tell my nanny to just go get him.

[Lizzy]

Chocolate chip cookies are only a dollar.

[Ryland]

I'm so hungry.

[Lizzy]

I'll hold it. I'm so hungry, too. Hopefully Burger King's good. I think it is. I think we like a Burger King burger. Right. I saw some people last week saying, like, they're sick of seeing a on fast food. And I was like, I don't think we typically do that. I think most of the time also.

[Ryland]

Who we should on fast food. What do you mean? This is killing America. Shut up, you.

[Lizzy]

Well, okay. We're coming at it from an affordability standpoint, which.

[Ryland]

No, but that's.

[Lizzy]

There's.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

As a treat. No, it's a. Okay. Let's not poo poo on anyone's face.

[Ryland]

Okay, well, then let's also try meth.

[Chris]

Is the focus box on my face?

[Lizzy]

Yes, it's always on your face. I just want to make sure there's one on mine too. Okay. Um, no, I'm. I like fast food a lot, but I have preferences. I like Taco Bell and I like In n Out. If I'm going, like, if I'm not going for the sip. Like the sip. We're trying new menu items. I like Wendy's, I like In N Out, and I like Taco Bell. Those are, like, where I'm going if I'm going for myself.

[Ryland]

Here's the crazy thing about me. Last night, my dream was that you worked at a McDonald's.

[Lizzy]

Me?

[Ryland]

Yes. But you were still. Exactly. Everything in your life was true. True as it is today in my dream.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Ryland]

And you worked at McDonald's just to instill a good work ethic. And in my heart of hearts, I was like, dang. Maybe in my dream.

[Lizzy]

What did you just kill so nonchalantly?

[Ryland]

A bug.

[Lizzy]

That was crazy. You're just, like, being mom. I don't even know what's on the Halloween menu. God, I always do this.

[Ryland]

In my dream, you were working there because you were just trying to prove that you had a good work ethic. And I was like, wow, that's really great of him. I love that about him. And I was like, I should do the same thing. Also my dream. I was like, no.

[Lizzy]

Could I get the vampire nuggets? Two of the four pieces?

[Ryland]

The jalapeno cheddar bites.

[Chris]

Say, two four piece.

[Lizzy]

So you can get one apiece.

[Chris]

That'll be cheaper.

[Lizzy]

I'll do two four pieces. Okay. Thank you for looking out for me. No, Can I get the jalapeno cheddar bites also? Morphe. Yes.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Could I get one of the $2? Trick or treat. Buckets.

[Chris]

We run out of buckets.

[Ryland]

Oh, no.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, shoot. That's why we're here. Okay, can I get the two of the spooky milkshakes?

[Chris]

My phone's not loaded. What kind of shake?

[Lizzy]

The Halloween themed ones.

[Chris]

Franklin, we run out of. Well, we don't have the shakes.

[Lizzy]

We usually Franken candy Sunday, but also we had.

[Chris]

We were not a Sunday. The fracturing Sunday.

[Ryland]

I was gonna say freaking Franken candy Sunday, but he just said they're out.

[Lizzy]

Okay, do you have the. The Whopper? The Jack o' Lantern Whopper.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

And can I get the mummy mozzarella fries?

[Chris]

There's also vampire.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Say 1, 2 whoppers or 12 Jack O' lantern Whoppers. Okay.

[Chris]

And mozzarella sticks.

[Lizzy]

And that should be it.

[Ryland]

No Franken candy.

[Lizzy]

I'll be 26.82.

[Chris]

You rule.

[Lizzy]

Thank you. Thank you.

[Ryland]

When do they run up?

[Lizzy]

How do you run out so we don't get the. It's literally Hallow week.

[Chris]

I'm so sad.

[Lizzy]

What are we even doing here?

[Ryland]

I thought we all agreed to rage until Friday and then cut it off.

[Lizzy]

And so we don't. We don't have the. The boo buckets and we don't have the Franken T. You know what?

[Ryland]

Just grind these rims up and get us the out of here.

[Lizzy]

What are we gonna do? Just have to get the one crumble. The Halloween crumble cookie for dessert.

[Ryland]

Oh, what a lamey.

[Chris]

Oh, there was a monster bundle that had all that.

[Ryland]

Oh, what?

[Chris]

What monster bundle? It had everything you had, though. You just got it?

[Ryland]

Well, the monster bundle.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Okay. So what's up? Is your Billy awake?

[Ryland]

Who knows? I stopped watching.

[Lizzy]

You just disengaged.

[Ryland]

You shamed me out of my motherhood.

[Lizzy]

It only took 12 minutes to shame you out of that.

[Ryland]

I only set timers for, like, 10.

[Lizzy]

There's, like, two adults at the house. I just feel like it could be taken care. I wish.

[Ryland]

I wish. Welcome to motherhood. There's two adults in the room, and only one is functioning, and the other one's just talking about how tired they are even though they slept the whole night. And then when they feel good, they go, I feel so good. And I go, would you go to a cancer patient and be. Be like, I'm so healthy.

[Lizzy]

Whoa.

[Ryland]

Well, it's the comparison.

[Lizzy]

It's just a dark comparison.

[Ryland]

It is a dark comparison, but do you get me? You wouldn't do that.

[Lizzy]

Okay, let's redo that with a different type of sickness.

[Ryland]

Would you go to a person with AIDS and say, I feel so healthy? There is no other comparison. I'M starving. I knew this wasn't going to go well for me because I'm so hot hungry and I'm sorry, I might have.

[Lizzy]

To use cutting on this episode.

[Ryland]

Not cutting. Don't use it. I can't believe they don't have the sun.

[Lizzy]

What do you want me to do? Go to another one? Yeah.

[Ryland]

Okay. Chris, where's the next one?

[Lizzy]

I'll take you to the next one.

[Ryland]

Yeah. And what's the exit we take?

[Lizzy]

And let us know if there is an exit. Because if there's not, then we're gonna need to know that. Is that what you just said?

[Ryland]

No. I don't know. I think that was an important detail to add in this Is two parents functioning. Honestly, parents should be one gay man and a straight woman.

[Lizzy]

They should. Period. Then the house would be functioning. Right.

[Chris]

The next one is two miles away.

[Lizzy]

We're there. Where's? We're like.

[Chris]

Are we really going?

[Lizzy]

Yeah, of course we have to.

[Ryland]

We need this goddamn Sunday. I'm so excited.

[Lizzy]

We can't let down the scipience and the bucket.

[Ryland]

The scipience. I love it. The cibic.

[Chris]

Should we.

[Ryland]

The citizens. The citizens.

[Lizzy]

Wow, that's good.

[Ryland]

Hey S, are we starving?

[Lizzy]

We're so hungry.

[Ryland]

I'm so hungry. I can't be a nice person right now.

[Lizzy]

It's 2pm and I'm dying.

[Ryland]

Can you believe I woke up to finding out my husband's cheating on me with a apple pie?

[Lizzy]

That's devastating.

[Ryland]

American pie is in high school.

[Lizzy]

I feel for you. If you need a room while this is going on. On.

[Ryland]

No, I'm already coming over.

[Lizzy]

Okay. Bring Billy in.

[Ryland]

I duh. I have to cuz we just established there's no adult in charge of him at my home.

[Lizzy]

I hope my husband can handle you full time. Like he likes you a lot. But like. I know. I'm just trying to.

[Ryland]

I like my solitude.

[Lizzy]

I know you'd still be in our space.

[Ryland]

I'm exhausted after work. I don't want to talk to anybody.

[Lizzy]

Thank you. I exhausted after work.

[Ryland]

Y' all be quiet.

[Chris]

They're giggling. I think you guys are funny.

[Lizzy]

Really? Yeah.

[Ryland]

Can they hear us?

[Lizzy]

They can come in here. You guys want to come in the car?

[Ryland]

I always assume if you're in your car, no one can hear you.

[Lizzy]

Braking is really clean. I will say it is clean in there.

[Ryland]

Good as it should be.

[Lizzy]

Wow. What do you think?

[Ryland]

There's some.

[Lizzy]

I'm so hungry.

[Ryland]

One time I was screaming in my car at an out burger and honestly, I don't think it was things that you would want people to hear me screaming as my employer. And I pulled up and this girl goes, do you know Shane Dawson? Uh huh. What did you hear?

[Lizzy]

That was me on the phone this morning. Yeah, Rylan, that's me speaking at the pool.

[Ryland]

I snuck into the pool at the Garland, and an employee comes up to me like, oh, no, this is me getting kicked out in front of my kid. And she goes, do you know Shane Dawson? Yes, I do. I'll tell him you said hi. Can we stay? Not, like, in a room. Am I in the pool?

[Chris]

I keep tilting off because I want to say Lizzie or Ryland.

[Ryland]

Who cares? We look a little better blurry.

[Lizzy]

It's holding. Focus on both. I think it would just affect the lighting if anything. Should we come back when we have food? Yeah.

[Ryland]

Should I cook home?

[Lizzy]

Sure. Thank you very much.

[Ryland]

You're welcome.

[Lizzy]

Have a good day.

[Chris]

Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Okay. The bag is spooky. Even though their milkshakes are no longer.

[Ryland]

I can't believe they don't have their stuff. Oh, my God, they have a crown.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Chris]

Yeah. The bag is really cute, though. Look at this.

[Ryland]

Is this still a rental car? Also, is it blazing hot in here?

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Should we just come back when we're in the next Burger King?

[Lizzy]

I'm so. I have to take, like, one and a half bites.

[Ryland]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I'm gonna die.

[Ryland]

Honestly. Same. Let's get those. Let's get those vampire nuggies out.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, we gotta get this.

[Ryland]

Someone throw me a ranch. Get this man out of my way.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. This is an enraging.

[Ryland]

Wow. Hold on. This is so. This is a cute presentation.

[Chris]

It is.

[Ryland]

It's a little.

[Chris]

Oh, it's a coffin. It's a casket.

[Ryland]

It's a coffin. Come in for a bite.

[Lizzy]

Honestly, so cute.

[Ryland]

Just so you know, they look like bats or remote controls for.

[Lizzy]

Am I gonna hit somebody?

[Ryland]

Who cares.

[Lizzy]

Who cares?

[Ryland]

She should have got no.

[Lizzy]

Oh, gosh.

[Ryland]

Okay. Interesting. Update their ranch. Hidden Valley Ranch it is.

[Lizzy]

It's like, straight up. Hidden Valley. Yeah.

[Ryland]

Which, honestly, not my fave.

[Lizzy]

Oh, God. You can't see us this way. I know. It's hell. It's hell. I'm gonna throw up because I'm so hungry. My camera is too expensive. The only way I can be is, like, sideways.

[Ryland]

Then do it. I don't care about these people anymore.

[Lizzy]

If somebody comes, I'm leaving.

[Ryland]

We're only gonna pay the fine.

[Lizzy]

We're only gonna be here for two and a half seconds.

[Ryland]

We're gonna pay the fine.

[Lizzy]

We gotta go to another Burger King, anyways.

[Chris]

The way that it did 20 summers.

[Lizzy]

Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. Okay. My spooky bat. Can we?

[Ryland]

Cheers. I was gonna give this one to Chris.

[Lizzy]

Bats.

[Chris]

Fangs.

[Ryland]

Thank you very much.

[Lizzy]

And they put Hidden Valley Ranch in it.

[Chris]

Bats, fangs, and flavorful things.

[Ryland]

Oh, I really hate Hidden Valley rooms.

[Chris]

I'm gonna be honest. This is the driest, saddest looking chicken I've ever seen.

[Lizzy]

It's really, like, shriveled up. What happened?

[Ryland]

Oh, my God. I only have this much water left.

[Lizzy]

What happened to the chicken nugget?

[Ryland]

There you go. I think it's been sitting under the heat for too long.

[Chris]

Oh, but it does look like it legit. Looks like a bat, though.

[Lizzy]

I mean, the taste profile is still nice.

[Chris]

Nice.

[Lizzy]

It's still a nice taste, but it is. It has been sitting under a heat lamp for four and a half hours.

[Ryland]

You know, I hate Hidden Valley Ranch.

[Lizzy]

What's wrong with it?

[Ryland]

A Chucky?

[Lizzy]

I'm going to need, like, a mozzarella stick to make something better. But as a kid, it's, like, how cute it is. I mean, is it a kid meal? I don't want more. Whoa.

[Ryland]

I just dipped this.

[Lizzy]

We have a Whopper back there. I have big dreams for the Whopper. Oh, I'll take one.

[Ryland]

No, thank you. I might be back for it. Not a bad pull. Not a good pull.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it's.

[Ryland]

It's like a little something to take the edge off.

[Chris]

This looks way better than the chicken nuggets, though.

[Ryland]

Yeah, it does.

[Lizzy]

No, this is done fresh. It's seasoned nice.

[Ryland]

I can't believe we got no drinks.

[Lizzy]

That's crazy.

[Chris]

That was. No, I like this. This really works for me.

[Ryland]

Okay, I'll try.

[Lizzy]

Okay, I'm gonna need a bite of the water.

[Chris]

We're not spending enough time talking about how cool Lizzy's nails are.

[Ryland]

Oh, they're coming to an end.

[Lizzy]

They're at the end of their life.

[Ryland]

They're life of a showgirl nails.

[Lizzy]

Okay, Chris, I need the Whopper.

[Ryland]

Chris, if you love these, keep this one. I'll take a bite off of Rylan's old one.

[Chris]

Are you sure?

[Ryland]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Thank you so much.

[Lizzy]

Whoa, look at this packaging. Oh, my gosh.

[Chris]

There's another one in here.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

She's orange.

[Ryland]

She spooks Magoo.

[Lizzy]

Did they give us a knife? There's no way they did, huh?

[Ryland]

No, we just bite it, baby.

[Chris]

Do we need napkins, anyone?

[Ryland]

We don't believe in napkins in this house. This is a rental car, Chris.

[Chris]

No knife.

[Lizzy]

No knife.

[Ryland]

I don't care.

[Chris]

The wrench, though.

[Lizzy]

Okay. I really don't.

[Chris]

Oh, I forgot about these.

[Lizzy]

What are those? The jalapeno, but. Oh, my gosh, are those dry too? No. They're not gonna do us wrong. No. This looks nice.

[Chris]

These are gonna be good.

[Lizzy]

Jalapeno cheddar bites. This is what you want.

[Ryland]

Jalapeno Mac and cheese bites.

[Lizzy]

You didn't. You don't want one after you ordered it.

[Ryland]

I forgot I ordered it. I was blacked out. Is it burning?

[Lizzy]

No, but it is good.

[Ryland]

You love a jalapeno thing.

[Lizzy]

I love anything that has to do with jalapenos.

[Ryland]

I know this about you.

[Chris]

You know what one.

[Ryland]

Is it spicy?

[Chris]

Barely.

[Lizzy]

No, they're like. Literally, it's. It's thinly diced jalapenos.

[Ryland]

Shaped like a jalapeno. Can we talk about the fact that Bruce Adams made my mummy jalapeno poppers again this year? No.

[Lizzy]

In the past.

[Ryland]

It's like one of my favorite things about me.

[Lizzy]

I like this better than the mozzarella stick. I like a mozzarella stick, but I like the jalapeno cheddar bites better.

[Chris]

No, there's more flavor.

[Ryland]

It is very spicy, though.

[Lizzy]

An orange whopper for a woman who's.

[Ryland]

Combating horrible heartburn because her child is probably hairy.

[Chris]

The wrapper to this is cute.

[Lizzy]

Very cute.

[Chris]

Their marketing is great. They're like, oh, look at the. Look at that.

[Lizzy]

It's really cute.

[Chris]

Wow. I'm so impressed by the.

[Lizzy]

And the burger's not bad.

[Ryland]

Oh, sorry. Texting my nanny again.

[Lizzy]

Do I prefer Wendy's burger? Sure.

[Chris]

Definitely.

[Ryland]

My dad had a lot to say about the Whopper.

[Lizzy]

Do you remember that? Like, in a positive way? Yeah.

[Ryland]

Was he. Were you part of that conversation?

[Lizzy]

I don't think so.

[Ryland]

What was he saying? Does anyone listen when he speaks?

[Lizzy]

Are there.

[Ryland]

Do you know what I want to do?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryland]

I want to put the jalapeno popper in this burger.

[Lizzy]

You should.

[Chris]

Should.

[Ryland]

We're out, I think.

[Lizzy]

Oh.

[Ryland]

Cuz we only have one more, right?

[Lizzy]

There's one more. You should do what you're dreaming of.

[Ryland]

Oh, my God. Get it together.

[Lizzy]

How do you feel about the Whopper?

[Ryland]

You know, I don't like it.

[Lizzy]

Really? I don't. There's a little bit of a smoky flavor to it.

[Chris]

Huh?

[Ryland]

That's what my dad was trying to say. Char. Boiled.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that's what it is. Yeah. It is a little smoky. I don't have a problem with it, but I'd prefer in and out. Or Wendy's.

[Ryland]

This is off the secret menu.

[Chris]

I have to be honest. Burger King's burger is my least favorite fast food burger. And it's ironic that that's in their name.

[Lizzy]

That they're the king of burgers. Yeah, they're advertising themselves as the king of burgers.

[Ryland]

Wow. Squirt this into that and it's good.

[Lizzy]

And they're just okay.

[Ryland]

At burgers. We all have no napkins. Did I poo poo and napkins? Cuz it's a rental car.

[Lizzy]

He literally asked if you want napkins and you said we don't believe in them.

[Ryland]

I called that in to attention. I brought it to the court of exhibit A.

[Lizzy]

It's charred.

[Ryland]

We have to go get drinks.

[Chris]

That's what it is.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Ryland]

Do you remember which side we were eating off of?

[Lizzy]

You know this.

[Chris]

I think it's totally fine. It's just there's much better fast food burgers, period.

[Lizzy]

I agree.

[Ryland]

Like Wendy's.

[Lizzy]

Like Wendy's. Okay, now the question is, do we go to the other Burger King or do we go to Crumbled? The other Burger King. Okay. Okay. We'll see you there. Where did we go to Crumble? Thank you for the food. No, I'm an indecisive person. You can't.

[Ryland]

Well now I'm thinking of the views girl. No, we gotta get that sundae.

[Lizzy]

Okay, let's go. Okay, we're back at a different Burger King. It only took us three and a half hours to get. And a near death experience because of some ladies lady's kindness.

[Ryland]

How dare she?

[Lizzy]

How dare she be kind and not tell her neighbor. The neighbor needed to be kind too.

[Ryland]

Period. It's like they made drive throughs just to women in their men's cars. You're gonna hit this truck.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Ryland]

Okay, we made it. Oh, I'm so thirsty.

[Lizzy]

What are we gonna get?

[Ryland]

We need liquids.

[Lizzy]

Well, we need the shake. But watch them tell us they don't have it. So. No.

[Ryland]

It's a Sunday. What? Stop calling it a shake.

[Lizzy]

It's a Sunday. Yeah. A Frank.

[Chris]

Yeah. What's your sign for the bucket?

[Lizzy]

How do you know? Well, they had the sign for the bucket at the last one too.

[Ryland]

Welcome to Burger King. Candy sundae.

[Lizzy]

Can I get the. Oh, the Frank. 2 of 3 small Franken candy sundaes.

[Ryland]

Awesome. What else can I get you? She's fake.

[Lizzy]

I know she's fake. Are you fake?

[Ryland]

Not supposed to ask about their sentientness.

[Lizzy]

What's that thing called? The Sunday? What's it called?

[Ryland]

Okay, what else can I get you? Just sort those. You just ordered those.

[Lizzy]

Oh, what are the boo buckets called?

[Ryland]

A boo bucket, I think.

[Lizzy]

And then can I get trick or treat? Can I get two of the trick or treat buckets?

[Ryland]

Awesome. What else can I get you? At least two waters, Maybe three.

[Lizzy]

Three water.

[Ryland]

Please. Hold on. I'm getting you a team member.

[Lizzy]

That's what stumps her.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Ryland]

That's crazy.

[Lizzy]

Can you come to the second window? Oh, okay.

[Ryland]

Did we do something wrong?

[Lizzy]

It feels like it.

[Ryland]

You asked about her sentientness. That's a big no. No here. She doesn't like being called out on artificiality. Hurts her feelings.

[Lizzy]

Wow. I think I'm going to have to get a number nine.

[Ryland]

What's a number nine?

[Lizzy]

The chicken sandwich. The long one.

[Ryland]

Are you going to order it at the window? Yeah, with more.

[Lizzy]

Well, I didn't get to finish.

[Ryland]

I know that's true. What did we do?

[Lizzy]

Nothing worse than that.

[Ryland]

Do they just not like our show?

[Lizzy]

I guess not. They've seen us and they're like, it's not that good. Hey, so I got the three Sundays right now. The three Sundays. Can I get two of the, like, trick or treat, Buck. Like the kids meal buckets. Let me see if we still have them. Okay.

[Chris]

I had over here that they ran out.

[Lizzy]

Let me go check. No.

[Ryland]

Okay, we have to go to a third one.

[Lizzy]

No, we're not. The shakes is. We got the shakes. We got what we came for. We got half of what we came for.

[Chris]

Why do they all have signs out in front if they don't have it? Take the sign down.

[Ryland]

The sign down. You're hurting Chris's feelings and he's sentient.

[Lizzy]

And then I need one of those long chicken sandwiches. Do you need one too, Chris?

[Chris]

They aren't good. Oh, if you're offering.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, those right now. Okay. Can I get two of like the long chicken sandwiches? Yeah, the originals. Okay. Anything else? That's all. Do you want anything else? Lizzie, did you get the waters? Can I get three water bottles? Three bottle?

[Chris]

One.

[Lizzy]

Yeah. Okay. Lizzie's furious.

[Ryland]

Why did you roll the camera on this?

[Chris]

What are you talking about?

[Ryland]

Just go ask for the little kid. Just ask for the little candies that go on.

[Lizzy]

What's in this?

[Ryland]

I don't know, but we're missing the candies that go on top.

[Lizzy]

I vibe with the Oreo, but I wonder what the purple flavor is. He's not here. What do you want me to do? Ask the window?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

It'S like, what? What do you want from me?

[Ryland]

The candies that go on top.

[Lizzy]

God damn it. I know that's what you want, but, like, I can't ask a window.

[Ryland]

I guess that's true.

[Lizzy]

You have a little something something.

[Ryland]

Get it.

[Lizzy]

Thank you. Do you by chance have any of the, like, candies that go on top of it? No, you're out. That's the thing. The closer it gets to Halloween, everything runs out.

[Chris]

They don't want to order anymore.

[Lizzy]

Right, I get it. Thank you very much. It's okay. Have a good one.

[Ryland]

You think they'd give us a break on the price if they're not going to provide the entire thing?

[Chris]

So it says it's made with creamy silver soft serve and topped with a Franken mix of Oreo cookie crumbles. That's purple Franken candy syrup and a purple green and chocolate poppy candy.

[Ryland]

But we don't get a poppy candy.

[Lizzy]

We're not blessed enough for that.

[Ryland]

But don't worry about it because you guys probably couldn't get it either.

[Lizzy]

What is she taking her. Oh.

[Ryland]

Oh.

[Lizzy]

Ew.

[Ryland]

Was that a booger or something?

[Lizzy]

No, she picked her teeth and then threw it out the window.

[Ryland]

Okay. I also just picked my teeth cuz I had one of their black sesame seeds in my tooth.

[Chris]

But what I just threw out the window was huge. It's like a big chunk of something.

[Lizzy]

Oh, God.

[Ryland]

Oh, lady, pull up just a little bit more.

[Lizzy]

Can you just consider us a little.

[Ryland]

No, she's picking her teeth.

[Lizzy]

Whatever. The lighting's fine.

[Chris]

May I have a spoon?

[Lizzy]

Yes. Thank you. Cheers.

[Ryland]

Cheers, girls. I want to know what that purple tastes like. Or if it's just.

[Lizzy]

I want to know what the purple tastes like too. I wish I could get. It's open.

[Ryland]

I don't think the purple has a taste.

[Lizzy]

Well, right now we're just getting the Oreo and the.

[Ryland]

I dug down deep for the purp and.

[Lizzy]

Is it just dyes?

[Ryland]

I think it's just dyes.

[Lizzy]

I think it's just dyes.

[Ryland]

What's RFK got against them?

[Chris]

It's cute, though.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, it is pretty. So it's just an Oreo, MC Flurry.

[Ryland]

Yeah, from Burger King.

[Lizzy]

Not bad.

[Chris]

No, I'm someone who just loves just plain soft serve.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. She's still not. Sorry, Chris.

[Chris]

No, you're good.

[Lizzy]

She's. As somebody that loves soft serve.

[Chris]

What something? I love it. Like.

[Lizzy]

I'm fearful that's gonna fall.

[Ryland]

Soft serve's pretty delish.

[Lizzy]

It really is.

[Ryland]

It's hard not to enjoy.

[Chris]

Have you ever been to a buffet where they had the soft serve machine. And you could just get it as much as you wanted to.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah, I love those. What was that place Shane and I used to go?

[Ryland]

Sweet Tomato Y, Cherry Tomato, Golden Corral, Fresh Choice.

[Lizzy]

I think it turned into the tomato one. Well, Softer Fucks. Okay. Wow. I don't think it's. I just think there's purple for Halloween. I don't think there's anything Halloweeny about it.

[Ryland]

Except for the candy.

[Lizzy]

So we don't get cute. It is cute. It puts me in the festive mood.

[Ryland]

Be a hell of a lot cuter if it had the candies.

[Lizzy]

It really would. What were they thinking? Dang. A clown classic.

[Chris]

I think I love this.

[Ryland]

The long one, he said.

[Lizzy]

And he said the original. And I said, exactly.

[Ryland]

Did I stutter? Yeah. This is delicious.

[Lizzy]

Lots of mayo.

[Chris]

I'm so happy. The soft serve is the best thing.

[Lizzy]

The soft serve really is good.

[Ryland]

You like the longy too, Chris?

[Chris]

I do love a Longyear.

[Lizzy]

Oh, man.

[Chris]

Oh, no. I was telling Rylan it's ironic that the best thing Burger King has is a chicken sandwich, but it is by far the best thing there.

[Lizzy]

Isn't that crazy? Did they execute on a Halloween themed menu?

[Chris]

No, no.

[Lizzy]

I would say not really.

[Ryland]

Or if they did, we got to go in September before they sell out.

[Lizzy]

I guess that's how things are nowadays.

[Chris]

I think the packing and presentation was really cute of what we got.

[Lizzy]

Yes, they did that. I'll give them that.

[Ryland]

And their soft serve that they may have. I wish there was more cookie in the soft serve, especially if they're going to remove our candy, which I'll never forget.

[Lizzy]

I agree.

[Ryland]

Oh, man.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Chris]

I'm so sorry.

[Lizzy]

All right, you guys. Well, thank you so much for watching today's episode of the Sip. I hope you have a wonderful Halloween. I hope you get more of that. Is this more? More, more?

[Ryland]

I hope.

[Lizzy]

More of that.

[Ryland]

Oh, man.

[Lizzy]

I hope that you're not all done by Friday, period, and.

[Ryland]

Well, no, you should wrap it up by Friday.

[Lizzy]

By Saturday. Saturday.

[Ryland]

Oh, yeah, Saturday. It's over.

[Lizzy]

It's done. Yeah. Halloween is over.

[Ryland]

Yeah, we've discussed it.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, I hope you. Well, wild things. Crazy driving with his door open and his foot out.

[Ryland]

Wow. Okay. And he's really old.

[Lizzy]

What is he doing with his foot out like that?

[Ryland]

He's from a different time.

[Lizzy]

Okay, well, thank you guys so much for supporting us. All of our links are in the description section below. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the sick.

[Ryland]

I made a spooky.