Tasting EVERYTHING on DUNKIN’ DONUTS Menu with Morgan, Spencer, and My Mom!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting EVERYTHING on DUNKIN’ DONUTS Menu with Morgan, Spencer, and My Mom!!
Date: February 4, 2026

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Overview

In this high-energy, roundtable-style episode, Ryland Adams hosts a fun and chaotic tasting of the entire Dunkin’ Donuts menu with his co-host Lizze Gordon, his sister Morgan, their mom Vicki, and recurring guests Spencer and Chris. What begins as a lighthearted tour of Dunkin’s newest donuts and drinks quickly spins out into signature hilarious banter, with deep dives into family dynamics, pop culture hot takes (from the Grammys, Taylor Swift, and Addison Rae to Sydney Sweeney’s underwear line), and refreshingly candid conversations about postpartum life, creative careers, and the messiness of working with family. The episode blends food reviews, comedic asides, unfiltered life updates, and heartfelt moments—delivering both laughs and genuine advice for fans and casual listeners alike.

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Main Themes and Breakdown

1. Behind the Scenes: Family, Careers, and Creative Cuts

• Pilot Cut Drama (02:18 – 07:14)
  The episode kicks off with Lizze revealing she’s (mostly) been cut from their pilot, unpacking the emotional and practical realities of creating with friends and family.
  • “I was cut from the pilot, you guys… I am on the cutting room floor.” (Lizze, 02:20)
  • Ryland and Lizze emphasize the importance of prioritizing the work over personal feelings when collaborating.
  • Notably, family dog Bubbs emerges as an unexpected star: “Bubs gets a huge laugh in the pilot.” (Ryland, 07:22)

2. Motherhood, Postpartum Realness & Relationship Riffs

• Full Moon & Family Tensions (10:08 – 18:02)
  • The Adams-Gordon household is chaotic, with Ryland and Morgan exhausted, and Lizze narrating a comical but real argument with her husband Joe over drying pump parts (“He wanted to waste more of my time while my baby was screaming, talking about how to get rid of the drops of water…” Lizze, 15:30).
  • Lizze details postpartum struggles, ear infections, and being “ruled by toddlers.”
  • The group laughs about hexing people—“I've got a Costco pack of hexes, and I’m passing them out like it’s candy on Halloween.” (Lizze, 17:22)

3. Pop Culture Riffs: The Grammys, Celebrity Awards, and Scandals

• Awards Show Outrage (22:24 – 27:28)

  • Hot takes on the Grammys “snubbing” stars: “The show’s rigged. I have to be done with the Grammys.” (Ryland, 22:35)
  • Standout support for Sabrina Carpenter: “Give her that damn trophy!” (Morgan, 28:13)
  • Unique micro-gossip: “What happened to the Glam Bot guy?” (Morgan, 28:20) and the social media fallout from behind-the-scenes drama.

• Celebrity Relationships & Sydney Sweeney (34:45 – 36:55)

  • Ryland and crew weigh in on Sydney Sweeney’s “messy” press—a reflection of the group’s fascination with celebrity personas and career strategies.
  • Lively discussion on the “panty line” launch and Sweeney's alleged relationship with Scooter Braun.

4. Beauty, Body, and Boundaries: Personal Care in the Public Eye

• Plastic Surgery and Hairlines (37:54 – 44:31)
  • Raw talk about elective procedures: from Ryland’s hairline journey (“It was $35,000, but I think your hairline looks normal” – Morgan, 40:34) to Morgan’s breast augmentation near-miss.
  • Emphasis on supportive, honest relationships and the importance of setting boundaries (“Wouldn’t you rather surround yourself with people that will tell you the truth versus yes people?” Morgan, 39:10).

5. Family Values, Legacy & YouTube Life

• Parenting Advice & Sibling Dynamics (55:35 – 62:24)

  • Vicki shares wisdom about fostering lifelong sibling bonds: “Your family is going to be the most important. That’s who you’ll spend your time with.” (Vicki, 56:35)
  • Lively anecdotes about childhood quirks, sibling differences, and the challenge of supporting kids with diverse personalities.

• YouTube and Sharing the Mental Load (48:00 – 54:13)

  • Morgan reflects on how Ryland/Shane supporting her YouTube journey prepared her to now “adopt” her mom into the vlogging world.
  • Ryland candidly describes stepping back from feeling responsible for others’ channel success: “I want you to do YouTube, but I cannot be responsible for the success of your channel.” (Ryland, 49:40)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• Lizze on Collaborating with Friends:
  “It is so hard to make things with your friends because when feelings get involved, then you start making creative choices that are bad.” (Lizze, 05:12)

• On Personal Support & Boundaries:
  “Wouldn't you rather surround yourself with people that will tell you the truth versus yes people? Because we see the people that are surrounded by yes people, and none of them are looking very good.” (Morgan, 39:10)

• On Postpartum Life:
  “Oh, I threatened my husband’s life. I said, I'll leave you with nothing, in the streets to die. And she meant it.” (Lizze & Ryland, 10:29-10:34)

• On “Hexing” and Group Vibes:
  “I've got a Costco pack of hexes, and I’m passing them out like it’s candy on Halloween.” (Lizze, 17:22)
  “In the Patreon chat, we set times. At a specific time, we all gather our energy to send out good vibes, and then at another time, we send out hexes.” (Lizze, 17:50)

• On YouTube’s Mental Load:
  “I want you to do YouTube, but I cannot be responsible for the success of your channel. And I do not want any sort of responsibility or resentment coming towards me about your YouTube channel.” (Ryland, 49:40)

• Vicki’s Parenting Mantra:
  “Your family is going to be the most important… That’s who you’ll come back to, and that’s who you will spend your time with.” (Vicki, 56:35)

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Tasting EVERYTHING at Dunkin’ Donuts

(69:43 onward, approximately 69:43 – 88:33)

Roundtable Reactions & Mini Food Reviews

• Donut and Drink First Impressions

  • None of the group had been to a “physical Dunkin’” before (Ryland, 69:54)
  • The “brownie batter heart” donut is the clear crowd favorite:
    • “It tastes like the box brownie batter, which is the best kind of brownie batter you can get.” (Morgan, 77:04)
  • Mixed reactions on other donuts and drinks:
    • “Not stale, which sometimes Dunkin’s are. That’s my biggest complaint.” (Ryland, 77:09)
    • “The strawberry blueberry… I hate it.” (Morgan, 86:14)

• Food Review Chaos

  • Lizzie struggles to pronounce “cruller,” causing laughter and teasing.
  • The team shares, tears, and rates donuts, with authentic reactions:
    • “It tastes like a wet croissant.” (Morgan, 82:31)
    • “This one was egg forward.” (Ryland, 83:09)
    • “It tastes like Captain Crunch with blueberries. Oops! All berries.” (Morgan, 87:11)

• Key Verdicts

  • Brownie batter heart: Top recommendation
  • Bagel minis: “One of the best fast food things that they ever came up with.” (Morgan, 74:28)
  • Refreshers (fruit drinks): Unanimously disliked, “Gag worthy” (Morgan, 86:25)

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Additional Timestamps & Segment Highlights

• 02:18 – 07:14: Pilot scene drama and emotional reactions to edits
• 10:08 – 18:02: Postpartum struggles, “drops of water” argument, and hex chat
• 22:24 – 27:28: Grammy Awards discussion, snubs, and support for Sabrina Carpenter
• 34:45 – 36:55: Sydney Sweeney’s business moves and relationships
• 37:54 – 44:31: Surgery, hairlines, and beauty standards
• 48:00 – 54:13: YouTube mentorship and letting go of responsibility
• 55:35 – 62:24: Parenting advice, sibling dynamics, and family legacies
• 69:43 – 88:33: Dunkin’ Donuts taste test, team reactions, and favorite picks

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Tone & Final Notes

• The conversation is rapid-fire, playful, and self-deprecating, capturing the real-life camaraderie and chaos of siblings, close friends, and parents.
• Emotional vulnerability is balanced with comedic relief (“I regularly forget I have a sibling.” – Lizze, 62:31).
• The episode ends with everyone recommending the brownie batter donut, a laugh about surplus donuts, and a plug for each participant’s channel/podcast, encouraging cross-platform support.

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For New Listeners

• Expect a blend of pop culture snark, personal oversharing, blunt humor, untamed sibling/family energy, and genuinely useful nuggets about relationships and pursuing creative work—plus, a little chaos.
• If you love spontaneous, honest group conversations with both depth and laughter (and some fast food vicarious eating), this episode is a stand-out entry point.

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Transcript

[A]

The comments were very mad at us about. It was $35,000.

[B]

I know you don't like drama so.

[C]

You can purchase a hairline, but you were up in arm about me purchasing boobs.

[D]

I know it's not about me because I shined too authentically. What's not to like?

[C]

Spencer's the problem, officially.

[D]

Thank you. I got ready in a pitch dark room with the flashlight on my cell phone.

[C]

Wow. Really great.

[A]

That's how I was reading books with Jet last night. I couldn't get up to turn on the light, so I was just. And then he was more interested in turning on and off the flashlight on my phone. And then he was looking dead into the flashlight. I was like, that can't be.

[D]

Why do they do that? I don't.

[A]

I was like, stop looking dead into the flashlight. On.

[C]

On.

[A]

On, Daddy, on. Oh, my gosh. So that's how you get ready too? Yeah. And you just look it straight in the eye and think everything's gonna be fine?

[D]

No, I never think that.

[A]

I couldn't shut these women up today. We've been like, the whole podcast has already happened. Said, everybody just be quiet and nothing to talk about if you're going to give it all right here and right now at the dining room table.

[D]

Well, we didn't give it all. Guess who got a haircut.

[A]

Who? You didn't even notice. I know.

[C]

Anyone notice this?

[A]

I mean, they were here. Oh, now McDonald's is sending me notifications there.

[C]

You got the app finally.

[A]

I did get the app, and I.

[C]

Got to say, it's nice, but they're.

[A]

They're notifying me of their hot honey sauce, which Shane got the other day when he ordered his Diet Coke. Were you guys dipping your erewhon chicken fingers in those?

[C]

We didn't have erewhon chicken fingers.

[A]

Oh, I did. Where were you? You guys were literally at the house. Shane ordered us erewhon, and the Mediterranean.

[C]

Place I had taquitos were so good.

[A]

Anyways, this is a PSA. All because McDonald's sent me a push notification that their hot honey is delish.

[D]

Why did you finally cave and get the McDonald's out?

[A]

I was doing a video. If you watched my vlogs, maybe you'd know. You watch my vlogs enough to get inside information where I'm the source of bad news that I don't relay to you in person, but you don't find out that I got the McDonald's app.

[D]

Are we going to unpack that? I assumed that wasn't for air.

[A]

Oh, I think it could be for. I see. I didn't know when to break it to. You're in a fragile state.

[D]

Oh, I don't want to be. I don't know. I'm scared. Are we allowed to talk about the details of it?

[A]

I don't. Yeah. Why not?

[D]

I was cut from the pilot, you guys.

[A]

No, not entirely.

[D]

I am on the cutting room floor of the pilot.

[A]

She's a little bit on the cutting room floor.

[C]

We don't know this.

[B]

Okay.

[D]

Oh, you already knew. Morgan, that was really good.

[A]

That was really good.

[C]

Thank you.

[D]

Honestly, I don't have my glasses on.

[B]

But I didn't know anything.

[C]

I wish I would get cut too. Can you tell Shane to cut me out? I look so bad.

[A]

By the way, my mom and my sister are here, everybody.

[C]

No, Jacob Satorius was in my scene and he outshined everyone. I think that we could just 3D render me out because I looked so scared for my life. I'm not meant to be an actress like you guys.

[A]

Oh, you have no interest?

[C]

No.

[A]

Oh, wow. Can't relate.

[C]

I liked going to set. I'll be a little set friend. Like, I like talking to everybody, but I, I.

[D]

She's a producer.

[A]

You could just vlog. You can vlog on set.

[C]

I'll be your background vlogger, you can be Sharpay, and I'll be Ryan.

[A]

And so in my. Okay, in my last or in a recent vlog, I was talking about how, like, we had a first round of screening and a first round of notes, and one of the notes was to chop a huge scene. And never in my wildest dreams did I think Lizzie could then assume the scene I was referencing would be the one that she's in.

[D]

Well, rewind a bit. Cause I messaged you like, two weeks ago and was like, is my scene.

[A]

Getting cut at that point? It wasn't, though. So I wasn't lying. Oh, yeah. I've never lied to you.

[D]

I had a feeling it was coming.

[A]

Oh, why?

[B]

Why did you feel that way?

[C]

Has everyone been acting weird towards you?

[A]

She walks in and the office goes silent.

[D]

No. So it's like a big scene where there's like 20 different characters, almost literally 25 different characters who come and go and say things. And I. And it's also one of the first scenes of the show, right?

[A]

Yes.

[D]

So I remember reading it and thinking like, oh, this is great world building, but there are so many moving parts to it on the day. It felt like couldn't do pacing. That was like, covering what needed to be Covered showing what needed to be shown in a way that made the scene progress the pilot well.

[A]

And he did get it down to its best. And it does flow as a standalone scene. It really is hilarious. Hilarious.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

But it's just. You don't get to the world where you need to be in fast enough.

[D]

It does. It doesn't. Like, it's a fun scene. Like, it's a really fun scene, but I don't think that it moves the pie. The plot.

[A]

No. And we need to get to the plot faster.

[D]

Period.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

People my age, you have 30 seconds to win us over when we click and do a Netflix show or it's over.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And so, yeah, then.

[D]

And like, God bless me, I loved my work.

[C]

But with your pregnant belly out, you looked gorgeous.

[D]

In the world of the show, my character is nobody and nothing.

[A]

And I didn't expect you to be so rational. Rational about this. Oh, well. And when I was like, I don't know your cut, you're like, oh, I don't. Yeah.

[B]

Not surprised.

[D]

No. But like, honestly, if it. These are these things, like, it is so hard to make things with your friends because when feelings get involved, then you start making creative choices that are bad.

[A]

Right.

[D]

So it's always important for everybody if you truly love the person, you truly love the work you're doing to be like, I know that at the end of the day, the most important thing is the best product.

[A]

Yeah. I mean, I'm in that scene and I got cut out of that scene too, period. And it just. It just is what it is.

[D]

It just. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But, like. And so, like, I know it's not about me because I shined. That scene was mine and I stole it.

[A]

And you're. You can still be seen after she gets canceled, walking in the house and you go, so you still. You always have.

[D]

I will say that makes me a little sick because there were some takes where I was doing way too much. And then I got nervous about that going home because I was like, oh, no. What if the. The takes where I'm doing too much, everything that was more important did better. And then I get stuck with that performance over something that happened to me. No, it didn't.

[A]

It happened to me. I mean, you're.

[C]

You're.

[A]

It works for the context of the scene, but you're over performing.

[D]

I could self harm.

[A]

I got.

[D]

That was my. That was bigger fear for Lizzie on.

[C]

The hot mic, talked about the whole thing.

[A]

That was the funniest thing. Lizzie just could not comprehend that you're being like, you could have had one of the Karomo Brown situations because that's how that drama happened. The Queer Eye situation, we learned last week from Lizzie. He found out that he was. His cast was talking about him because it's hot mics. Even when you're not rolling, like, they don't turn the sound off. And Lizzie just can't shut up. You can't put this woman anywhere.

[C]

It was juicy and it's when I were like, oh my God, Spencer had.

[D]

Spencer texted me. He said, shut the up. Yeah. I was like, okay, everyone's listening and.

[A]

Everyone can hear it. And then when Shane was editing the storyline, he can also hear everyone. Like it's there. It's in the, you know, murder, suicide.

[C]

Oh my God. What if people were talking about Shane while he's editing the audio? Did that happen?

[A]

Yeah, he hadn't heard anything.

[D]

And their scenes are on the cutting room floor.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And that's why that big scene was cut.

[D]

Whale damn. I am devastated by that other part though.

[A]

But your dog's a star. Bubs gets a huge laugh in the pilot.

[D]

He's great.

[A]

He gets a huge laugh.

[C]

He's a professional.

[A]

Honest. Yeah, he was incredible. Okay, so who wants to go first?

[D]

Why? What happened?

[C]

Well, I don't know what's first.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, I feel bad to not go to our guests first and go straight to you, but like.

[C]

Your life is a lot. Hear enough about me, I can tell you that.

[D]

What are they?

[C]

I've been blabbing all month. I don't know, I just feel like I've over talked to this month on many different platforms. You know when you like have. You are sick of yourself.

[A]

Yeah, I've been sick of myself for three months.

[C]

Yeah, I'm getting like somebody stopped myself. And every time I post something I'm like, God, I hate me too.

[B]

I love watching you guys. So I can't see well, but we.

[C]

Don'T have any good juicy drama. We were saying that we have to go do something fun. So we have some good news to report back to the class. Yeah, Some drama or something scandalous or.

[A]

Some phrase I discovered on the after sip is, you got it. Oh, what did I say?

[C]

We haven't done anything reckless lately. You know, we have no juicy drama. We have no sizzling tea. We're teeless and it's.

[A]

I'm being a parent, you know, like they come for a fun, relaxing vacation. It's like, no, we're with.

[C]

We do not come for a fun, relaxing vacation.

[A]

I like to go do so, like, I like to go have like a fun moment where we go out in the world, we go do something fun. Everyone's room refreshed. We're all living, loving, laughing. But it's like, no, we're just. We're just being ruled by toddlers.

[D]

No one's refreshed.

[C]

No, I sleep here, so. Good.

[D]

Well, co sleeping.

[C]

Yeah. Mom and I are having a jolly good time. We don't need to do anything. Yeah.

[A]

Morgan walks in here and flex. Oh, no, I'm feeling great.

[D]

Slept 12 hours, which honestly, crazy thing to say to me.

[B]

I went crazy same time as you, and my watch said six hours.

[C]

Well, we know that mom's getting a sleep study because she has sleep problems.

[A]

I.

[C]

When I sleep in his bed next to her, I am out, like, light.

[D]

Should I come sleep with you?

[C]

Yes.

[D]

Yes.

[C]

You could be right in the middle.

[D]

Can I bring Ernie? He's not a bad sleeper once he's out.

[C]

No. I have been pitching to Lizzy for so long. We could be co parents. I will be her lavender marriage lesbian lover.

[D]

Is that what a lavender marriage was? I thought this was a lavender marriage.

[C]

I think it is, but we could rebrand it and then we could be in a lavender marriage. And I would help you take care of Billy and Ernie because my window is closing and I don't see.

[D]

Your window is super not closing.

[C]

No, but I don't see many straights that I have faith in, so I would gladly invite you all to my house and I will be your co parent.

[A]

Having a child with a bad straight is arguably worse. You're worse off doing that than just not having a child.

[D]

Even having a child with an okay straight is a nightmare. It's a nightmare. I'm bleeping because I'm scared.

[A]

Blame it on the full moon.

[D]

You telling me what's going on? The end of January. And so here's the deal.

[A]

Well, okay, let me just for context. Saturday, we all. Morgan and I both woke up with a headache. We were so tired all day.

[C]

We did.

[A]

Everyone at our house just, like, couldn't move. We were just like, oh, oh. And then I realized it was the last day of January and it was becoming a full moon. And I thought you saying that makes.

[D]

Me want to vomit.

[C]

It's got to be it.

[A]

And that was your horrible day this week, too.

[D]

Oh, yeah. I threatened my husband's life. I said, I'll leave you with nothing.

[A]

In the streets to die. And she meant it.

[D]

Oh, I meant it.

[A]

What was going on?

[D]

Said it with my whole chest.

[C]

Can we unpack this? Maybe this should be Lizzie's therapy session. And we're all here to support you.

[D]

I'm like lightheaded by how trivial and so stupid it all was. Which is so enraging because it's like it claimed my whole life. But you're postpartum, so. Straight men don't believe in postpartum.

[C]

That is the most idiotic thing I've ever heard of in my entire life.

[D]

It's really crazy. And straight men are really quick to be like, you've been like this for a decade. And it's like, so have you. Maybe you're the problem.

[A]

What have you been like? What's the trigger?

[D]

Irritated with him.

[A]

Oh, I mean, it's hard to not be irritated in general when you have a toddler and a one month old.

[D]

Yeah, but I do, like, I make a concentrated effort to be like, bro, we are on the same team. They are our enemies. Let's be clear about this. Like it's us versus them. And we are bigger and we are.

[C]

Smarter and we can drive and they.

[D]

Haven'T even been to college.

[A]

Billy doesn't even have teeth.

[D]

He's got teeth now. He's got like, oh my gosh.

[A]

Since last week, he's got seven teeth. Are you kidding me?

[D]

No, I'm not kidding. He's got a molar on the top, a molar on the bottom. Like this kid has through hell. And he might have to have tubes put in his ears.

[A]

Jeez.

[D]

Which would make life awful.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

Cuz he loves swimming.

[A]

He got 300 sicknesses and then it ended in an ear infection.

[C]

Yeah. Really? Your ears up. That's why I still have ear problems. Because I love to swim and my ears still hurt all the time no matter what.

[D]

It's just so sad.

[C]

He'll be okay.

[D]

Let's hope.

[A]

Wait, we're actually to ear tubes though.

[D]

Yeah. Because he had two ear infections within six weeks. So if he gets another one, we have to go to the ENT and talk about tubes.

[A]

Like you need one more thing you would rather.

[D]

You know what, like we said last. Yeah, What? She said that. And you know, obviously I'm very strong and Jesus can tell. And you know, what a compliment.

[A]

So what was the fight about?

[D]

Drops of water. Wait, literally drops of water?

[A]

See, sometimes when there's tension building, it just takes one final thing for it all. For the volcano to erupt and hell to break loose. So bring us in. It's Saturday morning.

[C]

It's not about the drops of water, though.

[D]

Lizzie's supposed to be literally.

[A]

Okay. Lizzie's supposed to come over. We're supposed to take all the kids to some sort of animal situation. I was. I was gonna try to pivot to Underwood Family Farms because they have, like. It's more interactive, where they can, like, pet and touch.

[D]

Okay.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

You know, I'm down. Yeah, you had me at pivot.

[A]

Okay. Okay. So Lizzie's gonna come over. We're all joyful and excited about it.

[D]

I need to wash my pump parts. My pump parts are dirty, and I'm exclusively pumping because I figured out Ernie has tension. So I've reached out to an occupational therapist who's gonna help me unclench his jaw and relax his tiny body so that he can have a better latch and less eating difficulties.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

He has oral dysfunction because of his.

[A]

Tension, and his tension's just because he's grumpy. Poor little baby.

[D]

Probably drops of water. No, I'm just kidding. No. The tension is because these babies spend nine months in amniotic fluid. Like, you're floating. It's a nice, safe, cozy spot. And then you get ripped out of someone's guts, and then they shove a cord down your throat and put a CPAP on your face before they even let you hug your mother. And you're gonna be a little tense.

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

Thank God we can't remember that.

[D]

Yeah. So I asked Joe to help me clean my pump parts, and then he goes, well, they're wet now. And I go, right. So, like, dry them. And he goes, well, it's not that simple. And I go. I go, what do you.

[A]

Wait, why were they wet?

[D]

Because I just washed them.

[A]

So why do you need them washed again?

[D]

I needed them, like, dried after being washed because you can't use wet pump parts.

[A]

Oh, because you needed to use them. So you wash them in preparation to use them. Yes. Okay.

[D]

And I use them every, like, one to two hours, depending on, like, if Ernie's cluster feeding or if. If I'm just trying to up my supply or blah, blah, blah. Whatever. I'm pumping around the clock. And so Joe is like, well, I can't just dry them. And I'm like.

[B]

And why couldn't he?

[D]

He can't, because for some reason, even a drop of water is a compromise to Ernie's life.

[C]

What?

[D]

I don't know. And I just said. And he keeps going with the granular, nitty gritty details of how a drop of water is compromised in Ernie's life.

[A]

Wait, what?

[D]

And I just was like, is it because it's unfiltered? It's because there could be a certain bacteria in it or something. That's just enough to kill him.

[A]

That's why he's drying it.

[D]

That's what I thought. That's what I said. And that's what I thought. But that is not enough. It needs to be steam dried or something.

[A]

So whatever he needs to do, he couldn't do it though.

[D]

Well, no, because he wanted to waste more of my time while my baby was screaming, talking about how to get rid of the drops of water in a way that was satisfactory to him. And I said, joe, I don't have the capacity in my brain to hear anything that you are saying right now. Can you just dry my pump parts to the best of your ability in this immediate moment so that I can pump? Because the baby is scream crying and I have to feed him and he won't latch onto my titties, so I have to pump for tattoos.

[C]

It would have taken less time to dry the thing than to have this whole conversation, Morgan.

[D]

It went on and on and on with him being like, let me just explain it to you. Because I was like, no, baby, I literally cannot hear it. I cannot hear you. I don't have the capacity for the information. And if you don't stop right now, I'm going to lose my mind. Please stop talking and just dry the fucking pump parts to the best of your. To. To. To your liking within this immediate moment. To your liking. Whatever, steamer, whatever, anything, just do it. Like, do it now. Couldn't do it. Couldn't do it.

[B]

And then you're baby crying. You, your milk's probably coming down and I'm.

[D]

And I'm not. Oh, you can hear her good.

[A]

Okay.

[D]

And I'm at this point, I'm now saying, like, you are hurting my feelings and you are not listening to me and you are badgering me about drops of water and I need you to stop talking right now because I am going to lose my mind if you continue. Please stop talking. Please stop talking. Continues talking and from that point on, death was wished upon him and hex was placed upon him and all the vibrations were low.

[C]

So you're back to hexing.

[D]

We're back to hexing.

[A]

Oh, make a husband.

[D]

No, no, no, no, no. We're hexing people.

[A]

Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Who else is on your list?

[D]

Anybody who has it coming. We're out these streets and we're hexing in mass quantities.

[A]

You're hexing.

[D]

I'VE got a Costco pack of hexes, and I'm passing them out like it's candy and Halloween.

[A]

Okay, join the Patreon.

[D]

If you need someone hexed, we're gonna do group hexes.

[A]

No.

[C]

You could be like that TikTok witch girl that, like, is like. You have to write the write. Put it under your pillow, and then he'll fall in love with you. You can do that, but, like, for evil.

[D]

Yeah, but we're balancing it out. I told you, we're balancing it out. We also have, like, 30 minutes of good vibes.

[A]

Where are you doing this?

[D]

In the Patreon chat, we set times. At a specific time, we all gather our energy to send out good vibes, and then at another time, we send out hexes.

[A]

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[D]

No.

[A]

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[D]

I didn't watch the Grammys, but I watched a lot of coverage.

[A]

We watched.

[C]

It was enraged.

[A]

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[D]

Yeah.

[A]

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[D]

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[D]

I forgot everything we were talking about.

[A]

Oh, just how angry.

[D]

Oh, just. Yeah. So join us at the Patreon Chat. We're hexing and we're high vibing.

[C]

Well, if you want to come live at my house, the offer still stands. I might. It's open.

[D]

Okay, I'm coming. As soon as we release some of Ernie's tension. It's easier to fly with a baby who can latch on a booby.

[B]

I'll be over every day to help.

[A]

I know, I know. I'm getting very scared because now that my kids are so online, they're very attached. Like Max especially. He wants their attention for everything. He. Before he does any, it's like he's performing and he goes, goes, mima, Auntie. Auntie. He pauses his performance and says, auntie wants her attention. And then we'll continue.

[D]

And I give it to him.

[B]

It's so cute.

[A]

And now he's demanding that my mom's the one that changes his diaper. And then I'll be like, okay, let's go change it, because. No Mima.

[D]

Where did Mima come from?

[B]

From Max.

[D]

He just says it.

[C]

He said that.

[A]

Well, that's what they call her.

[D]

I know, but, like, where did it.

[B]

And Teresa too.

[C]

I call her Theresa. Meemaw, too. There could be two Meemaws. There has to be a differentiating.

[A]

Well, we'll expand. Eventually it will be Meemaw, Vicky, Mimaw, Teresa.

[B]

It's fine. It's cute.

[A]

Like they're doing Auntie. They.

[C]

Auntie Unga.

[A]

Yeah. Jet can say Morgan now, but he's selective with it.

[C]

That's only if we're really having fun.

[D]

What does it sound like?

[A]

Morgan.

[B]

Oh, my God, Morgan.

[A]

I love it.

[D]

I've decided my kids will call you tmo.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

What does TMO mean?

[D]

Tia is Spanish.

[A]

Oh, but you said tmo. Yeah, Tia. Mo.

[C]

Yeah, Mo.

[A]

Get.

[B]

That's cute.

[C]

Yeah.

[A]

All right.

[C]

Well, when we're co parents, I'll be tmo, period.

[A]

I love it. You drop bubs off at the cardiologist. What kind of story could there be there?

[D]

Well, bub is at the cardiologist because he has a heart murmur.

[A]

What does that even mean?

[D]

Nothing good.

[C]

Right when he's about to launch into stardom.

[D]

Girl, he is a star. He's one of the most famous people in the pilot.

[C]

I understand, but the pilot's not out yet. Once it comes, then he's really gonna get a shot. You gotta keep that sucker alive.

[D]

He's in. He's in a Netflix film as well.

[A]

What?

[D]

Yeah, Someone. Great. You can catch Mr. Bevs in someone.

[A]

And did you go? Was. Did they license his footage? So he wasn't an on set dog back then?

[D]

No.

[A]

And now he's changed.

[D]

Yes.

[A]

Now he's a working actress.

[D]

Yes. Oh, so we should get him headshots.

[A]

Okay.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

Oh, we should do that.

[A]

You should do that.

[C]

You know, the most enraging thing I've seen this year is the Grammys. Why didn't they give Justin Bieber a single damn one after they dragged him all the way out there?

[A]

This show's rigged. I'm. I think I have to be done with the Grammys. Just like Ariana Grande, she stopped going to the Grammys because she was like, they're using me to get views, to get engagement. They're just wringing me dry for all that I am to just give me nothing. And they did the same last night to Justin Bieber and Sabrina Carpent.

[C]

Here.

[A]

I'm wearing my Sabrina Carpenter shirt to stand in solidarity. Yes. With Sabrina Carpenter.

[C]

Stand with you. We were rooting for you for every nomination, and they just kept jipping her, jipping her, jipping her. And you could see the light in her little sparkly blue eyes just go sadder and sadder and sadder.

[A]

And she looked incredible on that red carpet. She showed up. She was dipping and doing it. They nominated her for what seems like everything. And I don't think the other artists are undeserving. But give Sabrina one of the, like, 17 nominations that you had nominated her for.

[D]

Does she have any.

[A]

She what? She had, like, six nominations, but does.

[D]

She have any grams?

[A]

No, they didn't give her. Oh, I don't know if she won last year, but this year, none.

[D]

I've never really gotten the sense that the Grammys are of value.

[A]

Well, no, I think it's politics. Like everything else in the world. Just like music. Politics. Right, Politics, politics. But it. It just. And then they. Yeah. Drag Justin Bieber out of his house. They're like, we're gonna use you for a performance, and then we're gonna nominate you and your album for everything and give you nothing thing.

[C]

And they're gonna give it all to that one guy who no one even knows his album.

[D]

Who.

[C]

What's his name?

[A]

Which one?

[C]

The Benson Boone three time Ripoff.

[A]

Oh, I don't. Did he win anything?

[C]

I feel like he kept winning stuff. Everyone that won, we were like, maybe we're old, but we don't know who any of these people are. And I feel like I'm pretty tapped into the media.

[D]

I never know who's winning a Grammy.

[C]

Olivia Dean was the only one that I was like, yeah, this adds up. This makes sense. She's cute, she's hot, she's dazzling. New star.

[A]

They did have all the best new artists duo a. A performance, including your girl, Addison Ray.

[D]

And Alex Warren, who I heard he had a faulty earpiece.

[A]

He was a little bit of a meltdown. I think it just fell out a little bit.

[D]

Oh, really?

[A]

I mean, I. He was like replacing it and then. Yeah, you could tell after his song ended, he was mad. But it's. I mean, it's his first Grammys. There's probably just. It felt a ton of pressure. Yeah. And it was a big performance. And you're nominated for artist of the year. I was first voting for Addison Rae, though. Artist of the year. And, you know, I haven't followed Addison Rae's music career, but I just couldn't believe what was unfolding before my eyes.

[D]

What happened?

[A]

I mean, she was just existing as Addison Ray. I just couldn't.

[B]

She is.

[D]

It's like she's doing a performance art piece and it's.

[A]

Yes.

[D]

And it's like she wants.

[A]

Incredible.

[D]

And she, like. It's like she wants us to not like her a little bit, but she's also like. But I love her.

[A]

She's.

[D]

And I'm confused.

[A]

Effortlessly happy. Like her on the red carpet too. It was just like, yes, I'm ready for this moment and more is coming. I was like, good for you.

[C]

It's like, it's very. They're like, you look beautiful. She's like, well, yeah.

[A]

It'S like melodramatic confidence.

[D]

I watched it.

[A]

Everything.

[D]

Every clip I saw was in silence because I was just like holding a baby in darkness. So I have no sound to go with any of what I'm seeing. But the silent performance I got from her was like a weird mime thing where she was like a cross between Betty Boop and Marilyn Monroe and, like, just trying to be Like a modern, like, you know what I mean?

[A]

Well, what was a crime? And I will just say this, Addison, I was rooting for you.

[D]

Her running off stage after her transition.

[A]

In the musical piece. Oh, I didn't notice that. What I noticed was the hideous cover up to what was gorgeous underneath.

[C]

They couldn't have given her anything better than hocus pocus costume.

[A]

I was like, you need to rip that off now. That thing needs to come off immediately.

[C]

And the underneath was gorgeous. She looked like a little supermodel. She looked like a new Britney. And the. The overcoat was a crime.

[A]

Yeah, once she ripped it off, it was good. And she does like dance like an old school Britney. And so she won me over by the end of her performance as somebody who hasn't consumed her music yet. Yeah, because I don't know, is it tick tock that consumes her music or is it everyone?

[C]

It pops up on my Spotify and I was like, oh, this honestly, her Pepsi. Pepsi.

[A]

Isn't that what she sang last night?

[C]

No, she sang Fame is a Na na na, I gotta taste the Glamorous life and then. But she's hot.

[A]

What was the girl we were rooting for? Olivia Dean.

[C]

Olivia Dean.

[A]

She popped. Of course I've heard the song because the song's viral. But then she popped out and I just thought, wow, this girl is magnetic. Sorry, Addison, I've got to shift my vote to Olivia Dean because this is just incredible.

[C]

You are the man I need.

[A]

Okay, that was not a good representation.

[C]

Well, okay, we're not singers.

[D]

Recappers.

[A]

Look her up and somehow she's figured out to make how to make her Instagram pink, which I've never seen somebody do before.

[D]

Wow.

[A]

Like the backgrounds.

[D]

Pink period.

[A]

Exactly.

[C]

But I don't understand how the same things are nominated for every single category. They might as well just do one category and say this is the people that are nominated. Every category is the same.

[D]

I think people submit for categories.

[A]

I think. Yeah, like managers, agents.

[D]

Yeah, they choose what they submit and where pushing it.

[A]

But then all of the people in the recording academy vote. Vote for all of these things. But with so much crossover, it's like, can't we throw Sabrina one of them and Justin one of them and like they had. They used Sabrina to open the freaking show.

[D]

I saw a little bit of hers and I thought it was so cute.

[A]

She is so cute. I mean she's so cute.

[B]

She really is everywhere all the time.

[C]

She is hard working. Give her something. Yeah, sorry, I mean to cut you off.

[B]

No, I cut you guys off. Sorry, but no, she's. She's everywhere right now and she's working hard.

[C]

She's working her little tail off. Give her that damn trophy.

[A]

Be no glam bop by guy at the ground. Is that the truth?

[D]

Yeah, it's the truth.

[C]

What happened to him?

[A]

She's saying that Lizzie wrote that down.

[C]

I saw he got in trouble for being rude to a bride or something.

[A]

Wait, it's only one guy exclusively.

[C]

It's one guy that. The glam bot. The glam bot.

[A]

Oh, that's not just like some. I thought they just gave any cameraman that job.

[D]

No, What?

[C]

No, it's one specific guy and he got into drama lately. Oh, for the. For the recap. His son bride, who is very wealthy, reached out to him and was like, I want to have the glam bot at my wedding. And his emails were slightly rude, being like, you can't afford this. And she was like, but I can if you tell me how much it is. And he's like, I don't want to tell you how much it is because you can't afford it. And she's like, but I can.

[D]

Well, honestly, I looked at the emails a little bit last night while I was showering and.

[C]

Oh, so she stopped in. Wait, in the shower.

[A]

I'm usually doing the weirdest bitch you'll meet.

[C]

Right?

[D]

So I read them and it's like, honestly, like, coming from the world of like, indie filmmaking and like, when you come up with a thing that you do that makes you money and people start reaching out, they will ask you to do things that they can't afford all the time.

[A]

Yeah, but just give a price. Like, what is it worth for this man to show up to your wedding? Like, if I thought it was too much, I'd be like, I'm going to double it. And if she takes it, then I'm going to show up to that wedding. Why not?

[C]

Just because I think do weddings.

[D]

So what he uses is like a robotic arm. That's huge. Like, I've been around this. Like, you can see it, like at film expos and things like that. But it's a big fucking robot that you have to rent and you need to rent the technicians that know how to operate it. And it. It's not nothing. But if you're a person who knows nothing, AKA bride schmied off the price, who cares? Right? Yeah, give her the price.

[C]

Or say, I don't do wedding salary go.

[A]

Or how'd she get your email?

[D]

Yeah, I'm all of it's A little bit confusing, but it's before he really landed doing the red carpet thing, so I. I honestly, I get him being a little frustrated.

[A]

So these are emails that came out prior to him doing the red carpet?

[D]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

That's the reason he's not at the Grammys.

[C]

Maybe why did the Grammys care?

[D]

But people are stipulating that Jennifer Lopez went to the trouble of uprooting these emails to out him as, like, a difficult, mean person because she was nasty to him on the last red carpet that they were on together. And that went. That moment went a little viral.

[A]

I just feel like we live in a day and age that somebody else can use that technology and anybody can have a glam bop.

[D]

Absolutely. And they have started doing something different also, like a knockoff version of it. But this. This was this guy's bit. Like, he's a director, he's a filmmake, and this was a bit that he came up with to get work for himself, and it worked.

[A]

And so it's. I just knew that it was everywhere, but I thought. I thought anyone was doing them.

[D]

No, but the clips that go viral are him stepping up to the talent and saying, like, okay, so it's. You're gonna do this, and you're gonna strike a pose. And I really have this long, curly hair. Like, you recognize him, and he knows all these people.

[C]

So Ariana goes up to him, is like, oh, my God, I'm so happy to see you. And he's like, hey, girl. Hey, Ari. What do you want to do this time? So it's like a bit that he has. Has? Yeah.

[A]

Where he's the guy, and so now he's being canceled.

[C]

I don't know. Because that doesn't try. Fair to be canceled over.

[D]

No, I concur.

[C]

I don't have an opinion. I was just reporting on.

[A]

But he was notably missing at the Grammys, as was Taylor Swift and Ed Sheeran.

[D]

And I guess they were probably all boycotting because Glambach. I wasn't there.

[A]

Oh, exactly.

[D]

That's why. I mean, I'm sure that was Ed's reason.

[C]

Well, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey are backing out of everything.

[A]

What do you mean?

[C]

Really? Well, he was supposed to play in the Pro bowl and then dipped. He has a replacement.

[A]

Wait, what are they doing?

[D]

What's the Pro Bowl?

[A]

Who's calling? Should we Pro Bowl?

[C]

No, the Pro bowl is, like, what they do. I don't know. Don't ask me anything about football.

[A]

Why are they back? Oh, because of the Blake Lively stuff.

[C]

I don't know. But I did come up with a solution to all of the Blake Lively drama, and I think Colleen Hoover should really hear me out, because I know that Shane now knows her. I didn't know all this drama.

[D]

What's your solution to the drama?

[C]

Okay, so I just recently started reading, and I realized, wow, this is actually pretty fun.

[D]

Done.

[C]

Then mom hits me with the hot topic. Omg. Shane knows Colleen Hoover. And I was like, oh, my God, mom, we need to call Colleen Hoover up, because I have an idea for her. She had that movie, right? We all know the movie. We all know the drama. I think we should just delete the entire movie, take every clip, copyright it, so it has to be taken down, pretend that it never happened.

[D]

That's your solution?

[C]

Well, she's gonna make enough money with the next one with Anne Hatton.

[A]

Yeah, I didn't know because I didn't know that she had another movie that was already filmed. Did you have.

[C]

Yes, I did. I read it while I was here, actually.

[A]

I mean, Colleen's gonna be fine. She's got Anne Hathaway in her next movie.

[C]

My solution is she has a new movie with Anne Hathaway who's going to be gorgeous, stunning, amazing. Take the win from that. Delete the entire Blake Lively nonsense. Pretend it never happened. Delete every clip on every platform. Let's just erase the entire thing from pop culture. Problem solved. Yeah, Jake and what's his name? Jake and Justin Baldoni. Your rights have been acting crazy. We're not gonna pick a winner. You both are acting like childish, nonsensical people. Delete the whole movie. You're done.

[A]

So what?

[D]

Them look so bad. You look so stupid.

[A]

We're deleting. Well, that's why I tell. That's. That's why I say, like, don't go low vibrating because it doesn't end. It doesn't leave a good taste in anyone's mouth. So what's your solution for Taylor, though? Do you think that's why she's hiding?

[C]

I don't know why Taylor is hiding. I think Taylor was being a good friend. But I think Blake Lively and Justin Baldunny, we don't have to hex them. They can have another chance. But this movie is already tainted. No one can watch it without thinking about it. So just delete it, and let's forget it happened.

[D]

I tried to watch it.

[A]

My mom liked it. I liked it before all the drama.

[B]

Before the drama. I did like it, except for I just didn't like. Well, Blake started right from the beginning before the movie. I know you don't like drama, right?

[D]

No, no, Report on it.

[B]

She started.

[D]

This is the news, Vicki.

[A]

This is the two year old news. We've got to report it.

[D]

Tell us.

[B]

So she started it before the movie even aired. She's telling people where get your. Your florals. Come to the movie with your girlfriends. It's about domestic violence. It's not about florals. It's not Barbie florals.

[A]

Exactly. Barbie, Right.

[B]

It's Oppenheimer started the drama even before the movie came out and before all of the dirt came out. So.

[C]

Well, yeah, I'm not taking a side. I don't care who wins or loses. All I'm saying is I'm tired of hearing about it. Let's just erase the whole thing.

[D]

I think everyone started hearing about it, but then also the release of those text messages in the emails, and I'm just like, oh, these are.

[C]

It was crazy.

[D]

It's also. It just makes me. I'm just like, I hate your voice. You know what I mean?

[A]

Like something else some people are tired of hearing about. Just because she's everywhere is Sydney Sweeney. And she. I listen, I can appreciate Sydney Sweeney for all that she is. I really. You love her. I really can.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I just like somebody that can be so messy and still, I know people.

[C]

Will be like some of her box.

[A]

Office, office, whatever, and now. But the housemaid's doing really good and she's always booked and she creates her own opportunities. And I just like a woman paving her own way. Even when in the face of everybody.

[D]

Screaming at you, she does not give an A love.

[A]

I mean, and she might behind closed doors, but publicly, she just. So she launched her panty line.

[D]

Panties.

[C]

Go try them.

[A]

I mean, I don't think they're just out yet.

[D]

You can see them.

[A]

Oh, well, you can see them on her.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And so I was just gonna call back to last week where, yeah, she is a threat to Zendaya's boyfriend everywhere.

[D]

I don't think she's a threat.

[A]

I mean, have you opened your eyes? Yeah, she's a threat to any straight man anywhere.

[D]

I mean, that's not true. She's got to choose.

[A]

That's not true. Well, but I'm. That doesn't.

[D]

She did your scooter brown, though, so I guess.

[A]

Well, that's what I was getting to. She's dating and I. I love it.

[D]

You love it?

[A]

She loves a man with power. And you could argue that he doesn't have time. He's power. He's A multi billionaire. And money is power. Really?

[D]

To this day.

[A]

Oh, my gosh. Yes. He is laughing all the way to the bank. Are you kidding me?

[C]

Billionaire with a B. I think he's.

[A]

Got two bees, if I'm being honest.

[D]

Two bees?

[B]

Two be kind of guy.

[A]

Scooter, brawn, network.

[D]

He's got so many billions he could breastfeed. Am I a rappist?

[A]

Okay, no. It's 1B.

[D]

What a fucking loser.

[A]

What a loser. But she.

[C]

Idiot loser. How dare you only have one B.

[A]

He's responsible for some of the biggest pop stars that are still roaming the earth today.

[C]

But what if he's the reason that Justin Bieber looks so sad?

[D]

I think he might be a little bit. Because he's been around since the.

[A]

Well, he was. Yeah, he was the one that was with Justin from the jump.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Justin can sing, though. You can't.

[D]

The boy's got pipes. Him sad and he's got pipes.

[C]

It doesn't matter how mentally unwell he is. He can whip that voice out.

[D]

Me too.

[C]

But I did really feel sad for him, looking at him last night.

[D]

He felt sad for him.

[C]

I did feel sad for him. So sad.

[D]

What did he sing? Yukon.

[C]

He did the whole beat thing live.

[D]

I think he's crazy talented.

[A]

The confidence, it was so I. It was refreshed. Like, all these artists come out doing the most, flexing the most, putting on these huge performances. And he's like, I'm so good. I could just do nothing, not even acknowledge the crowd. Act like I'm in my bedroom doing a recording and just live in my good vocals and have everyone talk about.

[C]

It in his socks.

[A]

And then the Grammys says, we're not giving you any more.

[D]

Honestly, I really think the Grammys and like, the. The. Whose tiny hair is this?

[C]

Oh.

[D]

And why was it tickling my face? I'm really upset about that.

[C]

It's probably Justin Bieber's. Let's invite him.

[D]

I'd be fine. No.

[A]

And that hairline. Oh, my gosh. Good for him.

[D]

That's not real.

[A]

What?

[C]

What? Excuse me.

[D]

No, he bought that.

[A]

Who cares? I don't care.

[D]

I love it.

[A]

I don't care if it's purchased. He's inspiring me to purchase a hairline.

[C]

So you can purchase a hairline. But you were up in arm about me purchasing boobs.

[D]

There's a difference?

[A]

Yes.

[C]

How is there a difference?

[D]

I don't think you get put under for the hairline.

[A]

No. You're just sitting awake.

[C]

I could sit awake. No, I think Lizzie hexed my Boobs.

[D]

Honestly, here's the deal.

[A]

The comments were very mad at us about that.

[D]

And I.

[A]

Were they.

[C]

I didn't read them.

[A]

Yes, they were like, who were you to tell somebody? I was like, I wasn't telling her. No, I was just saying, like, as your brother, I would prefer you not get elective.

[C]

Well, I don't get mad at you for that. You're giving unbiased advice to someone that you care about.

[A]

If you want to do it, I'm supportive of you.

[D]

Support whatever you want that makes you happy.

[C]

Oh, I wasn't trying to fight. I didn't know that the.

[A]

Oh, no, no, we're not fighting with you. I was just stating.

[C]

I didn't know that the commentators were mad, but all the commentators that are mad, if people in your life won't tell you if they think something's a bad idea, you might want to also check that, period.

[A]

What I thought was ironic is you were worried people would be mad at you for doing it, and it was actually the flip. They were mad at us for having a say on what you wanted to do with your body. But, I mean, I'm not mad about it.

[C]

Wouldn't you rather surround yourself with people that will tell you the truth versus yes people? Because we see the people that are surrounded by yes people, and none of them are looking very good.

[D]

No, no. They all got botched.

[A]

But listen, I also am not the one living with lopsided boobs.

[C]

Well, that was her words, not mine. So we went to the hairline doctor. Why didn't you go through. But your hair looks so much better.

[A]

Well, no, because I was.

[D]

Because he's medicated.

[A]

He gave me two options. He said, well, I could give you finasteride, and that will help maintain what you've got. It won't promote regrowth, growth, or you can do what's necessary and get the implants.

[D]

I think he lied because there's regrowth.

[C]

There is.

[A]

And so I said, you know what? I'm gonna start with the finasteride, because it's not something that I really wanted to undergo. Do. It is brutal.

[D]

It's brutal. The recovery is.

[A]

All these people now are going to Turkey to do it.

[D]

That's what I was gonna say. My friend went to Turkey and he got it done, and it looks amazing.

[A]

Yeah. And. But what they do is you're awake and they cut. Cut a slight. They shave your head, they cut a slice of your scalp, sew that back together, pick all the follicles out of the scalp that they Remove makes the back of your head, and they pluck it in one by one over the course of, like, four or five hours. And you're just awake, pumped full of adrenaline while they're doing this. And you're just.

[D]

And then you got to keep sitting there. Yeah.

[C]

Some of these men's makeovers, though, really are banging. But of course, he wanted to sell you the surgery versus the pill because then he makes a bajillion more.

[A]

It was 35, 000, but I think.

[C]

Your hairline looks normal.

[D]

It was 35, 000 if I wanted to do the.

[A]

And that's why people are going to.

[D]

Turkey, because that's not 3,500.

[A]

No, $35,000.

[C]

Five digits.

[A]

And that's the price of, like, wanting to look good in Hollywood. If you're a man, that's balding.

[D]

But I'm so postpartum, that has me about to start crying.

[A]

That's why all of these people are going to Turkey, because they're doing it for like, 5,000 or three. $500.

[D]

Awesome.

[C]

Well, 10 years from now, we could do a duo trip. You could get your hair, I'll get my boob. We'll stay in the same hotel room. Mom will come, Lizzy will come, we'll pod from Joe will come.

[A]

And so I'm saying, like, I don't know what it's like to live with your. Like, what you feel is your problem. I've never noticed it as just a bystander. So, like, yeah, of course, if you want to do it, then, like, go do it. I would just prefer somebody I know doesn't get elective surgery.

[C]

Well, I appreciated the divine intervention.

[A]

And so the day. I know you've already told the story, but the day of you go to get your boobs done, Mom's taken off work.

[C]

The anesthesiologist just said, no go. She was like, I don't trust this guy. I don't think you should do it.

[A]

And does she work with him every day?

[C]

Day, no. So how it works is the surgeon books out the. The plastic surgeon books out a surgery center. So she works for the hospital, he works for him. They're like collaborators, if you will. But she really pissed him off.

[D]

What.

[A]

What did she do that was not okay in her book?

[C]

I took my Zoloft the morning of. And I ate dinner at like 9pm because he called us before and he was like, you can keep eating and keep drinking. Who cares? Stairs. And I got there and he was. She was like, you took a Zoloft this morning, that slows down your whole nervous system.

[D]

And I was like, God, yeah.

[C]

He told me that I could. And she was like, I've been trying to get in contact with this man. I don't trust him. I don't think you should do it. She said it in a very nice way, but she was really beautiful.

[D]

Oh, man, that puts chills all over my.

[A]

And you gotta know that, like, the anesthesiologist is not. I mean, she has. Well, she's just being honest and true.

[D]

Also, I don't think she felt comfortable doing it because that puts your life in danger.

[A]

Well, yes, but.

[D]

And then. And your life is in her hands because she's the one operating that part.

[A]

But it also reflects on, like, the surgeon is willing to do that with those. Like, how much does he actually care about what he's doing versus just not our grip. And so are you going to find a different surgeon and do it again?

[C]

I think I'll wait a few years. I'm taking the divine intervention for what it was as a sign that you. You should just stay how you are. And you know what's funny is I didn't tell Shane about this endeavor because I knew that he would tell me that I shouldn't do it. And when you're gonna do something reckless, you don't tell the people that are gonna be like, you shouldn't do it, period. Obviously not, because I knew exactly what Shane would say. He would say. He was gonna say, the world's not gonna let that happen. Because that's what he has told me about every thing that I've ever done, is the universe isn't gonna let that happen. And it never does.

[D]

Are you serious?

[A]

Isn't that crazy?

[C]

Shane is in Prophet. He's a wizard. He talks to the universe somehow. Because everything reckless I've ever thought about doing, I think that he calls his universe up and is that happen and they're like, we'll put a stop to it.

[A]

He has a good relationship with God, and he does. And karma and karma, and he walks through the world in a good way. I will say he did save me. I was. I would have been more miserable than you're consuming now.

[D]

Damn.

[A]

If I wasn't. If I didn't meet Shane when I did, oh, I'd be unbearable.

[C]

Well, and what do you mean for what? He helped us all. I think I was a lot more selfish.

[A]

I think I was a lot more greedy. I think I didn't understand that, like, what you give is what you get. And it's hard to practice that. But when you watch somebody do that and see that it's the truth and see that it actually brings more into your life because it's scary to be like, oh, I. Everyone thinks you need to hoard everything you get.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Shane's never been like that. Shane's just like gives, gives, gives, gives, gives in enormous ways. And he would never talk about it but, but I think I would have. I, I am just like very grateful I met him when I did.

[D]

I think he has an incredible trickle down effect too. Like a pay it forward effect where because you are that way, it trickles down to me a little bit where I mix my hexing with good vibes.

[A]

Well, that's what I mean though. Like, I wasn't like that because I was dirt broke for so long that I was like, what do you mean? You like can give.

[D]

But I also think that there is a strength and a power to being like, like dirt broke and not at the top of your game and also being all of those things.

[A]

Yeah, no, of course. But it's hard to be that.

[D]

Agree.

[A]

And so witnessing somebody that does is, it changes you.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

And I, I think I was just. Because when you move to Los Angeles, when you're chasing after a career that is self serving, like you are your, what you're selling, it is hard to like get out of your own way. Way. But like you realize that's when the world opens up for you.

[D]

Yeah, I agree with that. Because at first you're like, no, nothing gets between me and this dream. And that's why the dream, the dream will be achieved. And really, no, that's a, that's a crazy lie.

[A]

And you're going, whatever is meant for you, truly going to find you is like. And everything you don't get is because it wasn't like as hard as you feel in the moment, like it, it really just wasn't.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

Like every avenue I thought I wanted, I got an equal amount amounts in a different realm. And if you look back and you think, oh, if I would have gotten that, I wouldn't have got this or my life wouldn't have folded in this way. So you just got to trust the path, period.

[D]

Oh, I love hearing that.

[C]

Yeah. Shane does help our entire family be nicer, kinder, softer, more tolerable people.

[D]

Something else that's been keeping me up at night is my anxiety about whether or not my body is getting enough of all the nutrients I need while I'm still breastfeeding. And when I say breastfeeding I mean exclusively pumping. Because we all know my, my story. That being said, I often quell my anxiety when I remember I'm still taking my ritual prenatal pill. The ritual prenatal pill has all the vitamins that I need to have in my body to keep going strong through this part of my postpartum journey. And a lot of women don't realize this, but you need to continue taking your multivitamins even after you have the baby because your body is flushing so many hormones. This is how you stay up and okay and good. And what I love about the ritual pill is that mental minty flavor that they've put into the package of it. Because as we all know, an omega 3A fish oil, you're gonna take it, you're gonna burp, it's gonna be fishy. Not when you're taking it with ritual. It's gonna be minty.

[A]

Oh my gosh. Incredible. Like burping. I mean, if you're gonna burp up, you better hope that it's minty fresh.

[D]

I mean, I'd be burping. You know what I'm saying?

[A]

We know you are.

[D]

I do be burping. And if it's gonna be a burp, it's gotta be minty.

[A]

And if I'm sitting this close to her, her, I cannot have it be one of those seed oil smelling vitamins we've got to get. If for anything else, get it for those surrounding you, period.

[D]

It's the number one best selling prenatal vitamin and there's no question as to why they have the only leading prenatal vitamin backed by its own human clinical trial.

[A]

And what I like is even before we started working with ritual, all of the women in Lizzy's mom group were taking ritual vitamins. And they were like, girl, you have to get on these too.

[D]

I'm the type of person who's like not going to do their own research. I'm just going to call up my friend who makes the best choices and I'm going to ask them what they did. And every single one of my friends that makes a good choice was like, girl, try ritual. So it's mom approved. So ladies don't settle for less than anything that's not evidence based support. Save 25% on your first month at ritual.com sip. That's ritual.com sip for 25% off your first month. You'll thank me when you're no longer broke burping up fish juice.

[A]

And so will your husband, period. Wow.

[C]

And you know what I've learned in the past year? I could give you my coming to Jesus moment. Because you don't know what people. You don't know what someone else is experiencing through their point of view until you were walking in their shoes. You know, like, you got experience with someone else experienced to know how they really were feeling in that moment. My brother adopted me into his YouTube life, and now that I've adopted mom into our YouTube life, I'm like, OMG, this is. No offense, mom, but I'm stressful. No, I'm saying I didn't realize when I was so young that my brother and Shane adopting me into their YouTube life was actually a lot of work and probably very mentally taxing on them. And they didn't have to, but they did. And now that I've adopted mom into my world, I'm like, oh, I have to do for mom what they did for me. And it's hard, but it's worth it, you know?

[A]

And it is.

[C]

How do I say? Did that sound?

[A]

No. And here's what it is.

[C]

For a long time, stress I was maybe causing unknowing because you're just floating in la la land. And now that I have mom doing YouTube, I'm like, oh, this is what my brother did for me. And it was probably really hard for him when he was younger than me doing that for me.

[A]

Well, and that's why when Lizzie started a YouTub channel and it wasn't. It's just that I. It's hard to take on the mental load of the success of someone. And when it is their. Their Themselves is their success, it's really hard to not be like, oh, well, I want to. I want to make sure they maintain X, whether that be views or money or whatever. It's. It is a big weight. And so, like, when you did start YouTube, I. I did take on a lot of the weight of. Of like, oh, if her video is not doing good, we need to figure out the thumbnail, or we need to do this or we need to. It's just. Is like, it's a lot. And so when you started YouTube, I literally. I had this conversation with you where I said, I want you to do YouTube, but I cannot be responsible for the success of your channel. And you. I do not want any sort of, like, responsibility or resentment coming towards me about your YouTube channel.

[D]

Yeah, but I would never.

[A]

You would and you didn't, and you never have.

[D]

But I are my IT guy.

[A]

But it was my fear. It was my fear, and I was Like. Like, I can't. I can't take another job on like that because it is all encompassing. And so as my mom starting this, it's a whole new learning journey for you. Although we do all think. We all encourage you to do it, and you're gonna keep doing it.

[C]

We think you are a dazzling star, mother. But now I know what the stress that my brother was under helping me, and it. I think it helps me grow as a person.

[A]

But then everyone reaches a point, though, where it's like, okay, if you want to do this, I mean, we haven't helped you for years and years and years, and you're doing great.

[D]

The training wheels come off.

[C]

People give you. Give them their wings and you hope that they fly and Mom's gonna fly.

[B]

Find out.

[C]

But that was supposed to be nice. I hope I didn't sound like an asshole.

[A]

No, it's not mean. I had the same experience with Shane when I quit my job at Clevver. At first, I didn't know how to produce a YouTube video for YouTube, I was. I never consumed that world. And I had to have a real. Come to Jesus with myself, too. Like, what can I execute myself that isn't demanding of him for every element of my video? And so I had. Because I was doing those, like, becoming blank, and I would, like, dress up as Kylie Jenner and, like. But those were very produced and directed by Shane. I can't. I'm not a sketch actor. I can't do that. I, like, I cannot do that. And so that's when I started vlogging and finding my own voice. And then it worked for me in that realm, too. And so you're just at this thing where it's like, like, what does mom do? On what do you do? And you will.

[C]

You will. Yeah. He taught me the basis of making a thumbnail. Shane taught me the basics of Final Cut Pro. And they said, run with the wind. We'll help you when we have time. And now that's what I'm doing to Mom. You know, I've always been the. The baby of the group. And now I'm like, oh, my gosh. It's hard when you're in charge of people or you feel responsible for them. I've never felt responsible for anyone except myself.

[A]

It's just a mental. It's a mental weight. That's the. And it's not bad. It's just a learning curve. Like you're going through a learning curve adjusting to two kids and your family. It just is.

[D]

And teaching my Husband how to exist.

[C]

Well, yeah, I'm trying to.

[D]

In a world that's 75% water.

[C]

I don't know how to get my point. My point was that I'm working with people in a more collaborative way and you have to learn a lot more patience and a lot more grace. And now I, I watch Shane and him, how they interact with people and I'm like, wow, you guys are really nice.

[D]

I would say very nice. Because I'll call Rylan in a blind panic. Like my thing.

[A]

How do I take it down?

[D]

Or I'll be like, what is this? I pay for the subscription and they follow me. Is amusing when call YouTube, call them.

[A]

Or like, you know, it's just a. It just is. Yeah.

[D]

But I will say on the flip side of that coin, Ah, God, I wish I had screen grabbed this. It's like a Christian bail quote. I'm not gonna be able to find it. It's like a Christian bail quote. But the whole thing is like, you treat people how you want to be treated, but you cannot expect from other people what you do for them. And so because of that, sometimes it is important for you to set boundaries and have this like, understanding of like, all right, this is what I'm willing to put into this person to protect yourself and your energy because people can really become a succubus.

[A]

Well, I've had to learn the hard way just from scaling having to like, even with household employees, like if we want to maintain working, it's you really. Like, I used to put my all into everyone that came into our life and I realized, oh, like, this is a job for people and I have to like, even if I'm generous or it's just there's a lot of learning curves when you're working with a lot of people. And I think you were just self employed for so long and old only, which is not a bad thing. Like, nobody ran the ship by yourself and that's fine. But managing people is difficult.

[D]

I wasn't talking about bubble.

[C]

I had my little Galinda bubble and I lived inside of it. And I said, do not pop my bubble. And now that my bubble's been popped, I'm like, oh, you can let people into your bubble and it's fine. But you have to learn how to share your bubble.

[B]

But your bubble grew.

[D]

But you're.

[C]

No, your bubble growing is a good thing. I'm saying these are all good things. And I learned from my brother and Shane.

[D]

I just want to be clear. I didn't mean make boundaries with Your mom.

[A]

I was thinking about my own work.

[D]

Experiences with awful people who you're not.

[C]

Well, yeah, we all have our gifts.

[A]

Oh, no, this is not in relation to you.

[B]

I honestly did not take it. I know.

[A]

No, you're gonna be great. We have good ideas for your channel.

[B]

Yes.

[A]

And I think I'm excited to see where it goes for the channel. Well, I think she should be doing well. We were all kind of like more of a concept video would be fun, I think for like she had one off concept video ideas. But then I was also like things I would click on for like my mom. I. I would like. A lot of people are doing the what I spend in a week. I would watch my mom doing the what I spend in a week. I'd watch a grocery haul for my mom because she feeds her mom and my dad lives in the house and it's like, I like those. And then I was like a Q and A so that people can really, like, get to know you questions. And then Morgan had a spin on that of like, oh, the 73 questions where we follow her around and ask her the questions people had asked her some more concept. Concept videos that are easier for her to be able to turn around.

[C]

The steering is expanding always. And Chris, is YouTubing now too?

[A]

Yes. Every Friday.

[C]

Yes.

[B]

Oh, Chris, can I lean on you?

[C]

Well, yeah. This is a thank you message to my brother and Shane who adopted a mentally unstable 20 year old and helped her.

[A]

Okay. Something I asked, I did ask on Patreon for like, oh, what do you guys want to hear mom and Morgan talk about? Somebody said, I feel like Vicki has a relationship with her kids every mother strives to. To have. What advice do you have for other moms to build that bond? And I do think this is what is very impressive, impressive about you is that you were always available to us in a way that in adulthood we all still view you as our. Our best friend. Each one of us have a great relationship with you.

[B]

I'm happy to hear that. Wow.

[A]

Like, you don't know.

[B]

No, I do know. But you know, I think what's the secret? I really think it started with telling my kids if they would fight and get into tiffs, that their relationship will matter more about each other than any other relationship. Well, except for marriage and things like that. But with friends. Friends come and go. I don't mean it mean it's true though, honestly. Do you still hang out with the people you hung out with in my 20s?

[A]

No.

[B]

Do you still hang out with the people you were 25. No, you don't. And so I just. I used to tell the kids, that is so important. And your family is going to be the most important. That's who you'll come back to, and that's who you will spend your time with. And I think it's true.

[D]

Right?

[B]

We do.

[C]

Yeah. And when she used to say that to me when I was, like, 12, I was like, yeah, right. I don't want to hang out with these losers. But it's true.

[B]

Your family is where you will end. End up spending the most.

[A]

But I think you also just constantly showed up for all of us, and you never prioritized yourself over us, which is a very selfless and hard thing to do, which can't be said for everyone, you know.

[B]

Wow. Thank you.

[C]

Mom worked two jobs because I wanted to take stupid dance lessons, and I was horrible at dance.

[D]

You were bad at it.

[C]

I was awful.

[D]

Oh, that's devastating.

[A]

She was brainwashed by the studio.

[D]

They told you you had a shot?

[C]

They told me I was gonna be a star.

[A]

Oh, Morgan, the dance instructor told her everything. Well, not that you're not a star, but it's just.

[D]

I think you're not a dance star.

[C]

No, I was no Maddie Ziegler.

[D]

Oh, man.

[C]

But Mom. Mom worked two jobs so I could pretend to be.

[D]

I regularly will be, like, in the shower thinking about the fact that you had three C sections. And, like, someone just hug her. Someone.

[A]

She tells me all the time, and I'm like. Well, she's not. Like, she's not. It's not pressing. She's not, like, telling me about it. I've never heard her complain about the C sections, actually.

[D]

And you would never hear your mom complain about anything.

[C]

I didn't even know we were C sectioners.

[A]

You didn't?

[C]

No.

[A]

It explains a lot, right? No, I'm just kidding.

[C]

We missed something.

[A]

Beautiful.

[D]

Head shapes. And.

[B]

See, I look at you, Lizzy, and I did recuperate. You. You're not taking time to recuperate. You're just going, going.

[D]

No, I'm chilling.

[C]

She's totally chill. Can't you tell?

[A]

She's so chill.

[D]

Right after I said I'm chilling, I let my soul leave my body for a few moments, and then it returned. But it's like, that's the chill.

[A]

Okay. Are there any personality traits or things that Jet or Max do that remind you of me at that age? Do you remember when I was two?

[B]

Yeah.

[D]

It's impossible to forget.

[B]

I mean, it's not a vivid, like.

[D]

Every single second but she still feels the rage.

[B]

Right? Ryan, from an early age he used to. To just have OCD things.

[A]

Yeah, Max has a little bit of that.

[B]

And he does.

[A]

He can't deny it.

[B]

Shoe a certain way. He needs every. And that's how you were like to go to kindergarten or preschool. You would sit down on those stairs in our first house and just have a meltdown because the shoe didn't feel right, the sock didn't feel right.

[C]

You know.

[B]

And then very particular grew into where it was bedtime. He really couldn't go to sleep unless everything in the bathroom was in a certain order. And if he went through the routine and just the exact order to brush his teeth and get his pajamas on, it all had to be perfect.

[A]

I'm. I don't have the strong intensity of OCD that I used to have, but I still am structured by routine.

[B]

And that's a good thing though.

[A]

And once, one day last week, I tried to throw my baby's routine to the wind. It was the worst night I've ever had in my entire life.

[D]

I remember that night for you.

[A]

So we won't be doing that again. We will not ever be doing that again.

[C]

That came up that you threw the routine out the window.

[D]

Well, they went to Camp Bobo.

[A]

Yes. Child care was no. Was a no. And I had things that were due I had to like, I had to get five hours of work in. So I asked somebody like, oh, could you take the kids for a few hours? And she was like, oh, they're doing great. I think, like they'll be fine without a nap today. Like, they're so happy. Don't worry about it. And I was like, okay. Which I could have just had them come back to the house and worked through their nap and then woken them up. But she was like, I think his little shake up would be good. Like a good experiment to try there too. Like, let's just try it. And I was against my better judgment. I said yes. And oh, did I regret it. Oh, I wanted to get on the top of my two story house and jump.

[C]

Too graphic?

[D]

No, it's real.

[A]

I mean it's thrill. It was. We're never not missing. We're never missing a nap again at this age. We'll wait for a while.

[D]

Overtired is awful. I'm just finding out my baby still hasn't slept yet.

[C]

What?

[A]

Yeah. They haven't put that kid to sleep.

[D]

I hate everybody.

[B]

Dude, I'm sorry.

[A]

Oh my God.

[D]

It's okay. I'll go home and fix it.

[B]

I did tell Ryan I could play with Ernie and hold Ernie while you work.

[C]

You could send mom and I over got.

[D]

Put that baby to sleep, mom and.

[C]

I will hold them.

[A]

Okay. And then the last question, a fellow mom said, how did you mom handle having kids with different personalities? This person has four with big beautiful personalities. But it's hard balancing it and making sure they're all still happy. So, like, Austin and I were drastically different. I know we were already kind of grown by the time Morgan was.

[B]

True. But like the two of you, you hated sports. He loved sports. But you still had to go to all the games and watch. Watch Austin, he would start out in practices, but then by the time it was time to actually get up and play the game in front of all the parents and everything, Ryan would be like, no chance.

[A]

I'd sit in the outfield and pick.

[C]

Daisies.

[A]

And pick each flower off.

[D]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And they're like, there's a ball coming. I'm like, screw the ball.

[B]

But all the kids have to learn. They have to still go to those games even though they don't like sports. They don't even. You had to go along.

[C]

You have to support your friends, fellow siblings and their hobbies.

[B]

Yeah, you still have to go along. And you.

[A]

It's good. It teaches them. Teaches them they have to do things they don't want to do.

[B]

And you still have to teach them. Just like I said, these are going to be the most important members of your life later in life. I'm still close to my family, my sisters and everything, so.

[A]

Wow. Okay.

[D]

Well, that's how my family shakes out.

[C]

Well, if not, you have us.

[D]

I regularly forget I have a sibling.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

We were sitting on the show together one time. I was like, I'm an only child. And then like 20 minutes later I.

[C]

Was like.

[B]

I had no idea you had a sibling.

[C]

See?

[D]

And I have friends from middle school and high school in my 20s to this day who are like family to me. But it's because I had to bridge.

[B]

And I still have friends from high school. I have three very dear friends from high school. But. But we don't spend all our summers together. They're in different cities, dates.

[A]

And I have no remaining that I communicate with frequently from high school and two from my 20s, Lizzie being one and Danny being the other, period.

[D]

But we'll get rid of her.

[A]

Oh, no. Just kidding. All right, we are soon heading to Dunkin Donuts because they have brownie batter filled heart shaped donuts and fun festive drinks for Valentine's Day. So we'll see you there. Lizzie's probably going to leave us because she's dying. Dying?

[D]

Well, Dunkin Donuts is actually on my way home, so I might just go in my own car.

[A]

Okay. I would love for you to join us.

[C]

Yeah, join us.

[A]

Morgan was saying, what could be. What could a postpartum mother want more than like a nice treat? And I was like, lizzy's complicated.

[C]

Yeah.

[D]

I really just want this kid to go to sleep right now.

[A]

What is a nice treat for you lately?

[D]

If I open this text and my.

[A]

Kids asleep, is he.

[D]

He's out.

[B]

Dunkin' Donut, here we come.

[A]

Tell me, what would you indulge in? Like, what is your postpartum treat that actually makes you feel fulfilled?

[D]

Oh, my God. I don't know because I've even been waking up from sleep being like, am I sick now? Because, you know, I'm just Nothing. Nothing sounds good.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

We gotta get a little pep in your step.

[D]

We gotta lift yout. I want Botox.

[A]

I know.

[B]

No, you don't.

[D]

Yes, I do. I want it bad.

[B]

You have the most beautiful skin.

[D]

I want Botox everywhere. I want it in my butt for no reason. I want to go. I want to have them put Botox in my toes. I want to get 50 units in every crevice of my body.

[C]

Wait, how? You can't do it when you're breastfeeding. Is that the thing?

[D]

No, but you can do whatever you want. But like, no, I mean, your husband.

[A]

That won't let your. Your baby have a drop of water is not going to approve of a Botox injection.

[D]

That is nuts though, right?

[A]

No, it's.

[D]

The drop of water thing is crazy, right?

[C]

You have really beautiful skin though, Lizzie.

[D]

It's because I get Botox.

[A]

And I mean, you haven't had it in like four and a half years.

[C]

And look at you, you're still glistening. Oh no. Maybe gingers skin than everyone else I just saw.

[A]

It might be the ginger. Things are we going to reveal here and now that Ernie's a ginger.

[D]

Ernie's a ginger.

[A]

Oh my gosh. He's going to have good. Is he ready for the life ahead?

[C]

He's going to be a handsome young fella.

[A]

Wow, they're really blowing you up. It's because they not know you're working. No, you work for one hour a week. You should have put them on mute.

[D]

I wish you could break all that I was doing in the car on the way.

[A]

I know. And then I felt bad that I was a little nasty because you were like, I am really late. And I was like, well, then you're forced to eat with us. Oh, what? Never mind. Tell us.

[D]

No, I was gonna say, should we tell them what happened with my brand deal? Because I got a response from the company.

[C]

We airplayed it on the tv.

[A]

Oh, my God. Elizabeth, Lizzie, she's a working mom.

[C]

You know, she's accepting souls, pumping them out.

[A]

She's accepting brand deals for the family. You're the only one. If we're being honest, you're the only one working at the household.

[D]

Oh, well, I'm the only one bringing in money at this exact exact moment.

[A]

Okay. And so she's accepted all these brand deals. She accepts one that she needs to go film at a different location, and when she goes to send it to the brand she realized is included in her edit. Are two.

[C]

Are they dead?

[D]

Wait, there's two.

[C]

I think there's just one.

[D]

There's just one.

[A]

And it wasn't dead or alive.

[D]

I only saw one. And it's dead.

[C]

It was, like, crushed.

[A]

She's showing a car that she has a sponsorship for this rental car company. And it pans up to the car. And while she's panning, I was trying.

[D]

To do something artsy fartsy, where it's like, oh, I got the keys. Click, pan up. But it's like I. In the frame is just a dead rat. And then I click the keys and pan up off of it. And I didn't notice the dead rat. And guess what? Neither did the company. Swear to God, they did not notice the rat. But I. They did come back with notes. So I'm gonna take the rat out. Well, I'm gonna take the clip out. I'm gonna take.

[C]

You have to put this on the screen.

[A]

Oh, no, I'll put the video. I'll put the video in. But it was just so funny. She's like, it' to the brand. And I was like, you can blur it. And I was like, liz doesn't know how to blur. You'll just cut it because you can't blur.

[B]

Oh, God.

[A]

You're not advanced enough to blur.

[D]

No, I can't moving blur. I didn't see that. I can stationary blur.

[A]

And then I realized, everyone on my last vlog, I. I worked with Factor, who is also a sponsor of today's podcast, But I said, oh, they did this collab inspired by Shakira. And I guess it's like Sakura or something. Like, it's some sort of, like, diet. Not Shakira. And everyone in my Comments is like, I don't think you meant Shakira. And I'm like, the brand approved it. And at least you guys are watching the ad to know the brand is.

[D]

All run by people like me who are watching in a dark room with no sound on eight babies, literally. Also include the picture of what I look like while I'm editing, milking and rocking the baby.

[A]

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[B]

Haven'T had their coffee or anything.

[A]

That's fucked up.

[D]

No, we have.

[A]

America runs on Dunkin Crisp. I feel like a broken record, but I will say I always feel like everyone's doing Protein X now. You didn't see the SZA or Megan Thee Stallion commercial featuring the protein lattes? Is that on the super bowl or something? Oh, wow. Normally I. I will say I feel like Dunkin's donuts are typically stale. Do you not have that? Well, they had a change where they stopped making them in store.

[D]

Should you get this for Shane?

[A]

Don't bring another cup into my house unless there's like a. It feels a little plasticky. Okay, that. The acrylic one's kind of cute. I thought you call that one acrylic instead of the other two. Instead of what?

[D]

Why are you calling it acrylic?

[A]

It's like acrylic looking. What is acrylic? I mean, it's plastic, but it looks acrylic. Okay, so why did you drinks Heart.

[C]

Eyes Daydream Refresher for Valentine.

[A]

I mean, how many can we really choose? Maybe everyone should just pick one that's different from each other.

[B]

Okay.

[C]

Toxic X espresso.

[A]

Come on.

[D]

Branding.

[A]

Wow, the lighting's pretty good in here. I wonder if I should just pose for thumbnails in here.

[C]

I'm getting the Toxic X espresso.

[A]

Do a thumbnail face. Great. Great work everyone. We've got the thumbnails. Everyone loves this angle, right? Wow, Morgan's really producing the sip today. She's on it.

[C]

This is the toxic espresso. Heart Eyes Daydream.

[A]

Okay, this is the donut Lizzy wanted.

[D]

This is a cruller.

[A]

And she literally. She wanted this donut and then she couldn't pronounce it, so she demanded Spencer come up to the counter and had Spencer pronounce it. But is this your favorite kind of donut or something?

[D]

No, I've never had one before.

[A]

But.

[D]

What is it called?

[A]

A cruller. Is it a cake donut? No, it's like a. They don't usually look like this. They're like a. They're like a braid did donut.

[D]

It's a cr. No.

[A]

So you just liked it visually speaking?

[D]

I thought it was going to be like a crown. A cronut.

[A]

Okay, but it's just a crazy. I don't understand why you can't say.

[C]

You'Re going to make us stand in.

[A]

The suspicious parking well. Lizzy's not coming back to the office, so I was kind of. Maybe, but she's leaving us.

[D]

Oh.

[A]

Do you want one of the brown. Are all the hearts brownie filled?

[C]

No brownie. These are brownie. These are Boston cream. These are some other cream. These are cake donuts. Strawberry and vanilla.

[D]

You want me to take a bite of the brownie filled one?

[A]

And if you're gonna be nasty about it with a bad reaction, then no.

[D]

You said I was here for the low vibrations. You said everyone else is vibrating too.

[A]

High and you needed something that's on the couch segment.

[D]

Oh. So don't do this.

[A]

You're not gonna like it.

[C]

I'm too authentic for me. What's not to like?

[A]

Lizzie's never liked a food we've tried on camera.

[D]

I don't think I even got to the brownies.

[A]

Fucking Hank's bagels. Exactly.

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

That's Lizzie. And we just don't align in a. In a food stance.

[D]

I don't know that I even got the brownie in there.

[A]

Squeeze it. I see it's oozing out the side. Oh, give her a lick. All right. Have fun at the vet. I love them.

[D]

I love it so much.

[A]

She loves it. All right, now we all fit in a car.

[C]

Not for long. Soon we're gonna need an extendo car.

[A]

Oh, wow. Aren't they gorgeous? Oh, there's a bug in here. I think we've got to eat these while they're still hot. Spencer influenced us to get.

[C]

Oh, these are so everything.

[A]

Filled bagel.

[C]

Didn't Spencer just want these for him?

[A]

We got. I got one for everyone. I was thinking of all of us.

[C]

Shane is going to freaking blow his top when he sees what we're doing in his car.

[A]

I need to get it.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

I need to get it cleaned.

[C]

Anyway, so the reason that I pitched Dunkin Donuts today is that I force fed everyone Arby's on Saturday because I was trying to convince them that it was good. So here I am, trying to redeem everyone's taste buds.

[A]

All right?

[C]

And Spencer's a true.

[A]

Oh, wow Upper. What would you call it if you're from New England, that's the only coffee place you go to is Duncan. Yeah.

[C]

He's a New England man. This is his place.

[A]

This is nice that you get it all right there. And unlike Hanks, which is Lizzie's favorite, the bagel isn't hard. It's nice and chewy.

[C]

This is one of the best fast food things that they ever came up with. And I can't believe everyone else doesn't come copy them.

[A]

I know. I love this. How has Starbucks. Starbucks. How have they not done this? I'm so sad. This is the first time I heard about this. Wow. It's incredible. The perfect two bucks for like two of them. I would have never. Thank God Spencer turned us onto these.

[C]

Like, if you're eating on your way to work, this is the bomb dot com.

[A]

Wow. And you get two of them.

[C]

I used to get these before I went to work it on the border and it's like the perfect pick me up.

[A]

Oh, so you've known about these?

[C]

These have been around.

[A]

Yeah, these have been around. I've never heard of them in my life. They never ever. It's a way easier to eat bagel. An inside out bagel. Oh, yeah. So good. Wow. And there's a good ratio of cream cheese to bread.

[C]

That is so good.

[A]

Oh, big fan. 10 for a quick snack that you can. Can be picked up quickly. Quick snack. Delicious.

[C]

And you can eat it in the car without making a gigantic mess.

[A]

Well, we should have got extra cups so we could have poured them in Chris's first. I'm okay. Get some. There's so many straws. No, I'll save those. I will. I always need a straw. I promise. I'm okay. Oh, but you can dry it first.

[C]

Okay. My product idea for the sipstar is you and Lizzie should start a company and Chris, where you can have a little container in your car that perfectly fits extra straws, forks, spoons, napkins, you know, all the things that would perfectly fit in your like.

[A]

And we need a nice fold out table too. Like maybe one that goes between my leg and the passenger's leg. And it's a, you know.

[C]

Okay, so how do you want to do this?

[A]

Well, I guess we all just sip out of it.

[C]

You know, nothing says SDP and bonding like sipping out of the same cup.

[A]

Or we could all just take the lid off and go from a different angle.

[C]

I don't think lid on or off changes the impact.

[A]

Okay, you know what, I'll get more cups. Let's start with the donuts.

[C]

Okay, which one do you want first?

[A]

I want to try the brownie.

[C]

Okay, how about you pick one up, tear it in half and I eat half. You eat half and then they can do the same.

[A]

We'll tear it apart.

[C]

Oh, that's really good.

[A]

Oh, wow. Did you get enough brownies?

[C]

I got.

[A]

Okay, now you guys can pick one up. See how this gets hard. Here we go. Okay, have enough that's okay.

[C]

You can look at the dark chocolate.

[B]

Oh, you're so nice. Look at Spencer giving me the bigger piece.

[A]

Well, it really is brownie batter. I'm full of love this Valentine's Day.

[B]

Well, you are, Spencer.

[C]

And it tastes like the box brownie batter, which is the best kind of brownie batter you can get.

[A]

It still has like. You can taste like little chunks of the mix. And it's not stale, which sometimes Duncan's are. I'm not gonna lie. That's my biggest complaint is I never know with Duncan. Am I getting a stale donut or is it fresh especially?

[C]

That's why they had to take donuts out of the name.

[A]

They're like, oh wow.

[B]

But they stole the brownie batter idea from Wendy's, right?

[A]

Oh, they were putting it in their frosty or something.

[C]

I have been for but the Wendy's brownie batter was bad. It was like Chucky.

[A]

Really? This is really nice box brownie quality like you said.

[C]

This is smooth.

[A]

Delicious napkins back here. Do you mind? Did they give. We still have. We still have little Caesar napkins. Going strong. Their food is so greasy. That is so funny.

[B]

Thank you, Spencer.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

Oh, what are you going to eat? You might want to see which one you like best.

[A]

I know I'm going to like the brown you the best.

[C]

How do you know that? I don't know what this one is filled with. I guess we'll find out.

[A]

I'm not really a Boston cream girl.

[C]

This one has a different sort of something in it.

[A]

There's a plug in here. Okay.

[C]

And maybe we'll share our other half with mom.

[A]

Oh, there's three. Well, this is in threes. Are you okay? I touched it. But what about Spencer? We have another one.

[C]

Oh my goodness.

[A]

Double fishing it like whatever.

[C]

I don't know. What is it? Like barbarian craft cream.

[B]

We are double fist.

[A]

I'm going to try the cream first.

[C]

Cheers. I thought you were cheersing me. Oh, it's really good people here, Chris.

[A]

We're all.

[C]

I never had a cream like it before. Cheers. I don't know what kind of cream that is.

[B]

I like whipped cream in it.

[A]

Yeah, I don't like that. What I don't like is the strawberry frosting. No, I don't. I don't like artificial strawberry very much. I don't care. Hate it. But I. I don't love it.

[C]

You would get 10 of the brownie batters before you pick for one of these.

[B]

I would too.

[C]

But I like the insides.

[D]

Wow.

[C]

I like his Cream in there.

[A]

And I. I don't hate it by any means, but the last one was ten times better. Well, looking for you, Rylan Morgan picked six strawberry fries. These ones are just white.

[C]

These are vanilla cake donuts.

[A]

Why did I go? I love cake donuts.

[C]

That's why I picked it. You said that you are a cake donut.

[A]

I've got to try the cake donut. Will you split this in half or we'll split it in three. Give mom some.

[B]

I'm not just a cake donut girl.

[C]

Is this a cake donut?

[A]

The difference between that, Spencer, I don't think it. This is. I like the like glazed cake donut. I put this note back in the box.

[C]

Here, Spencer, I'm handing you this one. This is for you and Christopher.

[A]

Wow. Thank you so much. This is not a cake donut.

[C]

Is it not? I thought it was. Oh, it's definitely not. I thought it was going to be like a. Their blue. Blueberry cake donut. But strawberry.

[A]

No, but the frosting's good.

[C]

And if I have a donut like this, I just like to pick the top with park like none. This isn't doing anything for me. It's not glazed on the bottom or anything. You only want this, Mom.

[A]

It's like having a salad. Are the chocolate ones filled with anything different? They are. That's a classic Austin cream donut. Oh, no.

[D]

What have I done?

[A]

Yeah, that is.

[D]

Huh?

[A]

That's the. You guys are gonna have to split this one in back somehow.

[C]

Oh, it's chocolate now.

[A]

This one looks like we're Boston cream now.

[C]

Oh, whoa.

[A]

She is here. Mom, you can have a piece of ours and then Spencer and Chris can share.

[C]

She's been holding out.

[A]

Thank you. The chocolate is nice and melty. This is gonna be good. I never had this as a kid. Growing up, I would never get to choose the Boston cream. But this is a Boston cream.

[C]

I would either. I always wanted one with sprinkles. Y but now you can appreciate the chocolate firmness.

[A]

And cream is really good. I still think the brownie batter is the best. Yeah, I agree. That needs to be a permanent staple on their menu.

[C]

We should take this box back in. Can we return the rest? For the most or for the rest.

[A]

Good. Morgan, no. Get the out of here. Hi.

[C]

Can we give you back these donuts we didn't like?

[A]

And they were yucky. The brownie batter is incredible.

[C]

Oh, I think this one is just plain with strawberry.

[A]

Well, I'm disappointed.

[C]

I thought they were strawberry cake donuts.

[A]

That's okay.

[C]

Anyone?

[A]

Maybe later.

[C]

And I licked all the brownie batter out. Dang it.

[A]

Put this back. What are we gonna do about these drinks? It just exits.

[C]

Spencer, what have you.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[C]

Oh my gosh.

[A]

Look how this is. Ew. Look what happened with this SAP. Oh, no.

[C]

Spencer, are you on a diet or something?

[A]

Oh, this is a Mountain Dew refresher. I don't know how we're ever gonna do this.

[C]

Well, if you're not afraid of our germs, stick a straw in. And if you are, then down.

[A]

All right, has everyone else tried a cruller? Would you like to try a cruel Guys, please stop saying what is it? Crawler, Crawler. Cruller. Nope, never had one. Who gave brownie batter? Who did gave up give up their brownie batter? Who don't gave it? I don't know, but I took a piece and I didn't want to take the whole thing. What?

[D]

Oh, man.

[A]

I'll take over the brownie butter batter. Oh, wow. It's like. It's.

[C]

Oh, it's more glazed than you would think.

[A]

I'm good. Oh, what is going on? Is it made with an egg?

[D]

Oh.

[A]

Oh, that's good. It tastes like it. I don't know what makes it different than. Wait, I like it a lot. There's an egg in here.

[C]

It tastes like a wet croissant.

[A]

An egg like. Like an egg yolk or. I don't know why I'm. This is very. For me. Oh, something's grossing me out about it. A cruller is a deep fried pastry, often twisted or folded. Is there an egg in it? It does taste from French pastry.

[C]

This is a caramel and chocolate latte.

[A]

Okay. Ice cloud latte.

[C]

Yeah, they don't put the names very well on the box. Did I keep the.

[A]

Oh. Oh. See, I can taste the egg. Very normal. Donuts have eggs too, Right?

[B]

But you don't normally taste it.

[A]

Yeah. This one was egg forward.

[C]

That tastes like a good caramel latte. It's good. That's all I have to say.

[A]

Does anyone want to sip out this? You don't have to. Oh, I do. There's nothing to foam. There's nothing to foam. Hone about. I did that as an accident. Okay. This sounds like something they're going to do in like a super bowl commercial. Oh, they do not smell like.

[B]

Do you want to taste it or did you.

[A]

I don't want the.

[C]

That's what I imagine my stomach looks like after drinking an energy drink. Just like miscellaneous pink fluid.

[A]

How would you say that we're about to drink. I'd be very concerned after I drink the whole thing. But the taste is good. I do want to try that one.

[C]

Oh, it's banging for sure.

[A]

It's good. It just. I still think it's so funny. Rylan thought my Instagram was being Bernard. I did.

[C]

I would always search be. You know, I just thought it was a wholesome.

[A]

He's being Bernard. So this one is the toxic X espresso that tastes like. You know that like strawberry candy with.

[C]

Like, the milky gummy strawberry cream.

[A]

Yes. Tastes like that.

[C]

It does pretty good that your grandma has in her purse.

[A]

I got a powdery one if anyone wants. Interesting. I'm okay. Me too. I'm okay. This is nice.

[C]

Really? It's raspberry and chocolate.

[B]

What do you want a powdery one?

[C]

No, I'm okay.

[A]

This is a Valentine's Day drink. Drink. I love chocolate. I love espresso. And the hint of raspberry is just right.

[C]

It tastes like chocolate milk with coffee.

[A]

Wow, that one is good.

[C]

I wish you had more straws.

[A]

Oh, I do.

[C]

I'm kidding. Oh, I like the chocolate espresso. What? You don't want to drink that whole thing?

[A]

Later. Her eyes dream refresher.

[C]

One of these was supposed to have chocolate foam. See, this one says chocolate cold foam. It was so simple.

[A]

Memory cards full.

[B]

Did you try this one already?

[A]

No, I don't know if I want it.

[B]

It's very chocolatey.

[A]

Okay, guys, I'm gonna be trying the new. I don't know what it's called.

[B]

It's a mocha latte.

[A]

Oh.

[C]

Raspberry chocolate toxic espresso.

[A]

Why would they need anything toxic? Okay, we rolled again up here.

[C]

There is something crazy going on next to us.

[A]

Wait, let me reroll on this one.

[C]

I don't know what's happening.

[D]

Two, take two.

[A]

Vicki, can you clap for me?

[B]

Oh, actually. You want me to do it this way?

[C]

That's fine. Okay, this one is the.

[A]

Did you like it? No, not really. You don't like chocolate Freak. It just tastes. I don't drink.

[D]

Spencer.

[C]

A freak.

[A]

It just tastes too much like coffee, and I just don't really drink coffee or like.

[B]

Rylan, you should apologize.

[C]

The coffee drinks do have a nice amount of coffee for the coffee drinkers, but if you're anti coffee, then you wouldn't like it. This one's strawberry blueberry.

[A]

These are. I'm starting to feel wonky from all of this sugar. It's good, actually.

[C]

I hate it.

[A]

Ew. It's really Bad. I wish I wouldn't have finished that. Let me try that one. That is disgusting.

[C]

That's like gag worthy. It tastes like someone chewed up a smoothie and spit it in your mouth.

[A]

It's like blueberry cereal milk gone wrong. Oh, I don't want to try. Yeah, it's cereal milk, but worse. Is that bad?

[C]

Okay, Spencer's the problem. Officially.

[A]

Official. Yeah, it's official. I don't know if I want to keep it. I don't.

[C]

This one is good.

[A]

It does cranberry with cold. It does taste like you had like blueberry cereal and you just drink the milk afterwards. I'm sick. Normally I don't get that sick and I'm sick. Yeah, the last two I've done with you, we both have felt sick both times.

[C]

Captain Crunch with blueberries. I think you have this speech every time here.

[B]

This one's awful. At tastes like Captain Crunch with blueberries.

[A]

Oops. All berries.

[C]

Oh, I love oops. All berries. Chris, did I do get into this?

[A]

I dropped a bunch on me. I want it all gone. I thought I got the cream on you. All right, you guys. Well, hopefully you enjoyed this. I would say the. The brownie batter. Heart shaped filled donut worth going to get.

[C]

Yes, Banging donuts, as always.

[A]

If you like a chocolate. If you like a chocolate coffee drink. I do think the toxic espresso is. Espresso is good.

[C]

Yeah, the refreshers, they need to stop with that. They're like, fine, but it's not worth anyone's $5.

[A]

I do not know what this guy next to us is doing, but do.

[C]

You see how he has like a little doll strapped in his passenger seat?

[A]

He's always got somebody with him, you know, it's so dark.

[C]

Okay, there's two of us here that live alone.

[A]

All right, you guys, well, I hope you enjoyed this episode of the Sip. Morgan has a podcast. It's linked below. She also has a vlog channel, but you already know that my mom vlogs. You gotta check it out. Chris is posting every single Friday. You can eat with him then. And Spencer's posting on Instagram.

[C]

Go, Spencer. He took a beautiful Dunkin Donuts photo.

[A]

If that doesn't make it to at least the story, we've got to kill him.

[B]

Okay, but you could always watch Shane's Patreon and see Spencer.

[C]

Way to go, mom.

[A]

Yes, he just. Yeah, Spencer's posting over there as well. We appreciate you guys and we'll see you next week. Yeah, it's. It's not going well. It's not going well. Thank you so much for watching. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the sip.