Tasting EVERYTHING on In-N-Out's Secret Menu!!! Ft. Spencer and Chris!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode Title: Tasting EVERYTHING on In-N-Out's Secret Menu!!! Ft. Spencer and Chris!
Original Release: January 28, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively and candid episode of The Sip centers on Ryland, Lizze, Spencer, and Chris as they attempt to taste-test the wildest options from In-N-Out Burger’s legendary secret menu, including the viral "Gorilla Style" burger. The conversation flows from hilarious parenting stories and pop culture hot takes, to juicy celebrity gossip, all delivered with the show’s signature irreverent humor and self-deprecating wit. As the crew embarks on their chaotic fast-food adventure, listeners are also treated to relatable tales of sick kids, nanny woes, celebrity drama, and an in-depth, messy review of just how monstrous In-N-Out’s secret menu can be.

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Main Themes & Purpose

• To entertain listeners with humorous, relatable life updates from Ryland and Lizze
• To deliver unscripted reactions to trying In-N-Out's "secret menu" items with guests Spencer and Chris
• To discuss current hot topics and celebrity gossip, with detours into personal anecdotes and audience favorites

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. January Blues, Parenting Chaos, & Nanny Drama

• Both Ryland and Lizze vent about the emotional drain of January and the chaos that comes with young kids.
  • “January's gonna make you feel all thirty-one of her days, and she tripped.” (Lizze, 01:02)
• Lizze describes the never-ending cycle of child sickness and the struggle to find reliable help.
  • “I've been interviewing nannies up the wazoo because, as we all know, my former nanny fell off of a cliff. And, you know, thoughts and prayers to her family..." (Lizze, 10:03)
• The hosts swap stories about their parenting styles, baby sleep (or lack thereof), and the anxiety of keeping infants healthy during flu season.

2. Friendship Banter, Self-Deprecation, & Running Gags

• Light teasing about who looks like whose parents and notorious baby habits ("middle finger up" photos).
  • “That bitch came out grumpy. And he stays grumpy.” (Ryland, 03:08)
• Lizze and Ryland’s comedic back-and-forth extends to everything from swallowing sounds to their dogs' antics and mail delivery woes.
  • “I have these awful dogs and anytime they hear something... they just sort of go crazy. And my house is poorly insulated, so you can hear it throughout the country when they are losing their mind.” (Lizze, 21:57)

3. Secret Menu Madness: The In-N-Out "Gorilla Style" Challenge

[68:16] ~ End

• The group drives to In-N-Out (Northridge location) to attempt the infamous Gorilla Style burger (a combination of Double Double, “Flying Dutchman,” animal fries—all stacked into one monstrous creation).
  • They experiment with order logistics, amuse drive-thru workers, and ultimately have to DIY the secret menu hack in the parking lot.
  • “If you want to do a gorilla style, you get a Flying Dutchman double patty. Make it a triple patty... then just put your animal fries on there.” (Ryland, 70:00)
• The resulting meal:
  • Flying Dutchman: Just patties and cheese—no bun.
  • Animal Fries: Fries topped with cheese, grilled onions, and spread.
  • DIY Gorilla Burger: Dutchman + Double Double + Animal Fries = Queasy, gloriously greasy mess.
  • Real-time reactions suggest it’s tasty but absurdly impractical.
    • “This is like Thanksgiving. It’s In-N-Out Thanksgiving when your dinner all starts to mash together because it’s on one huge plate.” (Ryland, 81:01)
    • “I have sauce everywhere. There’s just a nice little soup at the bottom.” (Chris, 83:42)

4. Foodie Debates & In-N-Out vs. Fast Food Rivals

• Discussion on the cultural phenomenon of In-N-Out vs. Whataburger (Texas claims) or Wendy’s:
  • Verdict: In-N-Out is great for the value and freshness, but often overhyped to out-of-towners.
  • “It’s like seeing a movie that’s been overhyped... Because you’ve built this thing up, it’s like, was it as good as I was imagining in my head?” (Ryland, 88:58)

5. Celebrity Gossip & Hot Topics (Scattered Throughout)

• Euphoria’s new season and behind-the-scenes drama; Sydney Sweeney/Zendaya rumors
  • “I’m excited to see Sydney Sweeney... They said it’s true. Behind the scenes, everyone knows Zendaya does not trust Sydney and wants her man far away from her.” (Ryland, 35:01)
• Brooklyn Beckham and celebrity children—the curse of being over-indulged and under-challenged.
  • “I’ve never met a celebrity kid that I liked.” (Lizze, 43:37)
• Taylor Swift and Blake Lively’s text exchange leak, “cringiness” in the celebrity friend group dynamic.
  • “Taylor was like, ‘Lol, lol, like, you’re…that’s the best friend I’ve been missing.’ I’m like, oh, no, fucking no. That sucks.” (Lizze, 50:26)
• The Queer Eye press tour drama, mental health, and the realities of off-camera conflict.
  • “He obviously canceled, like, minutes before press day to do a big fuck you to the four members on the couch, which is…” (Ryland, 54:48)

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• “January's gonna make you feel all thirty-one of her days, and she tripped. And if she isn’t…I don’t know what the fuck this is.” (Lizze, 01:02)
• “You fucking idiot. God bless him.” (Lizze about her newborn, 04:46)
• “If your husband is going to Applebee’s for lunch, you need to question him.” (Ryland, 65:42)
• “This is might be the craziest thing we’ve ever done on The Sip… This build alone is—yeah, you guys don’t do, like, food challenges. I feel like this is almost like a challenge.” (Spencer & Ryland, 83:03)
• “I have sauce everywhere. There’s just a nice little soup at the bottom.” (Chris, 83:42)
• “If you want to eat with us and then eat with Chris on Fridays—perfect. You have somebody else to eat with.” (Ryland, 91:16)
• “They just keep falling off cliffs. It’s like dodo birds. They just follow each other right off the cliff.” (Lizze, 64:18, on nannies)
• “If you live anywhere around... Northridge... you’re being cheated on.” (Ryland, 65:50)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

| Segment | Timestamp | |------------------------------------------|---------------| | January mood, parenting anxiety | 00:39 - 10:57 | | Nanny drama and family “hexes” | 10:57 - 16:11 | | USPS/mailbox & dog chaos | 21:57 - 24:44 | | Breastfeeding woes (DMER letdown) | 25:03 - 27:00 | | Euphoria, celebrity gossip | 31:22 - 38:12 | | In-N-Out drive-thru: Gorilla Style quest | 68:16 - 87:04 | | Secret Menu burger assembly & review | 77:03 - 84:11 | | In-N-Out vs. Whataburger/Cultural debate | 88:00 - 90:56 | | Post-meal chaos, plugs, wrap-up | 91:00 - 91:45 |

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Tone & Style

As always, the show is frank, high-energy, and raunchy, mixing affectionate friendship teasing with pop culture side-trips. At home banter about crying babies, low-vibration humor, and mail woes lightens up the transitions to food chaos and critical (but loving) takes on celebrity news.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode

If you want to know:

• What happens when you stack literally everything off In-N-Out’s secret menu into one mega-burger
• How Ryland and Lizze cope with endless parenting fails, family illnesses, and missing nannies
• The latest, unfiltered opinions on Euphoria, Taylor Swift, Brooklyn Beckham, Queer Eye drama, and more
• What a post-Gorilla style burger food coma sounds like...

This is the chaotic, hilarious episode for you. Skip the burger build at your own peril—a highlight for fast-food-loving masochists everywhere.

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Listen for:

• The secret menu deep dive and instant food reactions (77:03 onward)
• Hilarious, real talk about the absurdity of celebrity statements vs. reality (40:08, 43:37, 62:01)
• The best/worst part about being a parent in January—and who’s hexing whom (10:57, 64:18)

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For more from Chris & Spencer, catch their bonus content linked in the episode description!

Transcript

[A]

Girls, I don't think you've changed.

[B]

I'm not hexing. I'm not hexing.

[A]

I don't know why I have such an axe to grind about this.

[B]

All need a little bit of, like, love, I think, in our hearts.

[A]

Oh, isn't this fun? Yeah.

[C]

What the Are we eating today?

[B]

Look.

[A]

Look at this. What does the slate say? Oh, just that. Are you a good mood?

[B]

Oh, I'm in a great mood.

[A]

I was gonna say, like, I finally woke up feeling happy today.

[B]

Oh, no, me too.

[A]

Last week I felt. I don't know, there was, like, a looming doom for some reason. I just was stuck in my own way last week, which I'm typically not. No. Okay. Even if I'm stuck in my own way, I have this, like, lightness and joy about me. And last week, I was just like. I was, like, pulling myself to the finish line of everything I had to accomplish.

[B]

I think that's all of. I saw a meme that was, like, perfect. The perfect description of January. January's gonna make you feel all 31 of her days, and she tripped. And if she isn't, then I don't know what the fuck this is.

[A]

And I can feel that we're inching close to the end of January. Cause I'm feeling the life force come back into me finally.

[B]

I wish that I could say the same, because I wanna let you know that, on God, I woke up today and I was like, today's gonna be a good day. Ain't nobody gonna cry today.

[A]

I woke up so joyful that I literally made up a phrase for her. I was so excited to see her. I said, good morning, sweet peach Tootsie Pop. And I made an AI meme for that too.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Let me show you guys the AI meme. It's pretty cute.

[B]

I didn't have my glasses on when I saw it, but I could tell it was fresh.

[A]

Oh, thank you. Okay, I'll put that in here.

[B]

Can I see it?

[A]

Yeah. It's really cute. Okay. Just don't worry about it.

[B]

I think I'm just confused by it. I'm gonna be honest with you. I think I'm just confused by it.

[A]

Well, nobody knows what a sweet peach Tootsie Pop is.

[B]

Well, AI apparently I know has an interpretation.

[A]

Did she put a peach on, like, two sticks? Yeah, she gave me a couple. She gave me a couple of options, and it's the one I liked best. A few made more sense.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

But this one had, like, the heart on top of the peach, and I just felt like, good morning, princess.

[C]

You know what?

[B]

I'm living, laughing, loving February, Valentine's Day. We all need a little bit of, like, love, I think, in our hearts, you know, it's been. It's been crazy.

[A]

So what happened to you this morning after you woke up adamant about being in a good mood?

[B]

So first and foremost, Ernie, he's like, I don't really need sleep. And I'm like, you do Your baby just ever.

[A]

It's Christmas, and his default is sitting with his middle finger up. It's hilarious. Like. Like, Joe will text her photos. Like, I walked into, like, where he was sleeping and just, like, middle finger up.

[B]

Like. Cause he won't go. I can't get him to sleep to save my life. And I just sat him in my bed the other day, and I was like, okay, I'll be right back. You do you in here. I'll be right back. And it was after we had done some, like, tummy time and, like, some. A little bit of exercises, and I came back and he was asleep like.

[A]

This, literally just with his middle finger up. And it's like, that bitch came out grumpy. And he stays grumpy.

[B]

That's my guy.

[A]

I always tell. I'm like, that's my kind of guy.

[B]

No, that's my guy.

[A]

Yeah, it's literally your guy.

[B]

No, that's. He's my mini.

[A]

Every time you send me a picture of him, I'm like, how did your dad come back when your dad's still alive?

[B]

Yeah, we call him little Chris.

[A]

Yeah. So your dad's come around to that now because at first her dad was like, I don't know. I don't really see it.

[B]

My dad doesn't see it. It's crazy.

[A]

That was a nasty voice. Sorry. Chr.

[B]

That's not what you sound like, Chris. I actually can't do an impression of my dad's voice.

[A]

I don't know that I could either.

[B]

That's so funny. But no, he, like. He's like, I don't see it. I'm like, what?

[A]

It's crazy.

[B]

Everybody sees it.

[A]

And then Lizzie's like, no, he looks like me.

[B]

Sandy texted me. Does he look like your dad?

[A]

Everyone?

[B]

Sandy.

[A]

Yes. I even photoshopped a picture because I have a favorite thumbnail of Lizzie and her dad. It's like, them looking like twins, and it's like, which one's the Whatever? And so then I, for her dad, photoshopped the baby inside of that one and was like, see?

[B]

No, he doesn't.

[A]

He doesn't he doesn't see. He doesn't see. So this morning.

[B]

So this morning. Well, the past couple of mornings, like when I had Billy, we went for morning walks every day because it's a good way to set your. Your infant's like, day clock.

[A]

Yeah. Because they don't have a circadian rhythm. What is that?

[B]

There it is. Yeah.

[A]

Sometimes Arcadian circadian, they don't have that.

[B]

Until like, they don't really understand day from night. And it's like, come on, bro, you've been here for four weeks. Figure it. It's not that. It's not that complicated.

[A]

Wasn't premature. So what's his problem?

[B]

No, it's like, it's literally not that hard. It's like, it's like Thursday and there's night and they're different. You know what I'm saying? Like, figure it out.

[A]

Idiot.

[B]

You fucking idiot. God bless him. He was. Thank God he's not here. We couldn't talk in front of him.

[A]

That's what I told you. Lizzie was at one point an option was, do I just bring him?

[B]

And I go, they don't even know what happened yet. Okay, so we go for our walk. I'm living, laughing, loving.

[A]

I'm mom shaming your mom shaming. Which is like so not like me.

[B]

Well, he. You were like, I'm worried. He's cold. Little bald heads out. And I'm like, this baby warm.

[A]

Listen, she texted me at 7.30am I was also out walking my dogs. I was in like five jackets, it was so cold. And she sent me a picture of this baby, just bare ass. And I was like, no, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[B]

He's not bare ass.

[A]

He had clothes on, his head's exposed. And I just said, not to be a mommy shamer, but is this head cold?

[B]

And it is funny that you said that because, like, I was like sweating, but it's like I'm postpartum, so I'm always sweating, right? And I started walking with this other woman in the neighborhood and she had on a full blown fucking parka and hat and gloves. And I was like.

[A]

I said two and a half degrees was my.

[B]

Is it that cold out, though? Like, is it that cold out? Like, it felt like my neighbor was. It was a little much considering we're not part of the ice storm.

[A]

He's drinking. Exactly, exactly. Those are my favorite. Normally those kinds of things don't get me.

[B]

It's like it's 70 degrees of like.

[A]

How are you doing? And it's like, oh, I'm cold. 70 and sunny here. And we're like, ooh.

[B]

Morgan sent me a picture the other day from Colorado.

[A]

I was like, disgusting.

[B]

I was like, is that what it looks like there right now?

[A]

Disgusting?

[B]

That's awful. Yeah. No, that's not the business.

[A]

And they're all, like, going to sports games because the Broncos were. I don't even know if they won or lost.

[B]

Well, the.

[A]

The sn.

[B]

The. It was like, white out. Like, it was like. There was so much snow.

[A]

I know. My brother went to the game yesterday, and he was sending me. He sent me a video that was a fun game to go at the game. And it's a whiteout. No, you can't see the game is a whiteout.

[B]

No. You couldn't even see it on tv. Who?

[A]

The Broncos.

[B]

Who are they playing?

[A]

I don't know if they're team that Spencer likes.

[B]

Oh, then yes.

[A]

Oh, so they're not going to the Super Bowl?

[B]

No, they're losers.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

Yeah. Sorry.

[A]

I. Yeah. I don't know if Spencer had already said this publicly, but he was like, we were in Colorado at, like, when the. When the Denver basketball team won. Yeah. I don't know what their super bowl is, but they won it.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And I guess Shane and I were like, what's going on? Why is everyone. Why is it so crazy today? And Spencer's like, they just won the super bowl of basketball. The Denver people.

[B]

What is the Super Bowl? Basketball. Is it a World Cup?

[A]

Okay, what were we talking about? You were also.

[B]

My life is.

[A]

Yeah. You're going to.

[B]

Oh, mind you, the week before, I had decided every day we thank God for all of the blessings he's bestowed upon our family.

[A]

Period.

[B]

We wish. Well, anyone we might have previously not have.

[A]

And all of this was because her family went down the second after she was publicly placing hexes on people. Yes.

[B]

And then Joe was like, this is because you wasted all your energy hexing people. And I was like, honestly, probably.

[A]

And then she sent me.

[B]

Lost my entire voice. Could not speak for four days. That's on. Hexing people.

[A]

It's still not fully back. It's. No.

[B]

Can you hear it? It's kind of sexy, right?

[A]

A little bit. But you also sent me something on Instagram that was like, being angry or mad for an hour lowers your immune system.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Never thought about it like that. But it has to be true.

[B]

Oh, I'm. I'm the happiest girl you've ever met. I've never been happier. I am blessed. It's crazy. It's like I'm crying tears of blood, and maybe I'm suffering from the stigmata. That's how blessed I am. You know what I'm saying? Holes are just opening in my wrists and I'm bleeding out, begging God to please forgive me for whatever it is that I did that was so fucking awful to deserve this life. Because, honestly, I just had so many blessings, you know? God, thank you.

[A]

So after her whole family was sick for what feels like two months, she's finally gonna come back to work today.

[B]

Billy's the other thing. Billy got better. Went to school all week, comes home from school. Motherfucker has the flu. Has the flu.

[A]

We didn't.

[B]

And we didn't know it was wrong, Honestly. I started panicking. I was like, he might have eaten a button battery. Because he's never had the flu before. And I've never, like, actually looked up flu symptoms, but they're like. Like, scary and sad. Like, he was just crying and miserable and uncomfortable, and he vomited all over me. All over me. I was like, what is going on? We sat down. Really? Does your tummy hurt?

[A]

She told me. She's like, he's teething really bad. I was like, that has never not been teething. We've got to come up with a different excuse.

[B]

Because you told me he was teething. Everyone's always like, yeah, that's teething.

[A]

I'm done. That's. Billy's no longer teething.

[B]

Billy doesn't even have teeth. He's like, two. Billy's never had teeth.

[A]

Billy. Billy some teeth and Ernie some sleep.

[B]

We're getting. Billy's getting fucking veneers. I'm done with this. We're filing down his gums. I'm sick of it. We're not playing games anymore. Now we'll know when he's crying. It's the goddamn flu. So Billy gets the flu, we separate immediately. Because I'm like, oh, shit. Because everything I see online is like, if your infant under 12 weeks gets the flu, it's the end of the world. And I was like, oh, fuck. I got a baby under 12 weeks. Everyone I'm texting is like, keep the baby away from Billy.

[A]

Your life is over.

[B]

Did the baby get a flu shot? It's like, you can't give a baby a flu shot. You can't get a flu shot until they're four months old. And I'm just like, no. Like, no. So we were locked up in our room. Me and Ernie and Joe slept on the floor in Billy's room for two nights, which is so sweet. Like, so sweet. And then, you know, Billy's better, but I can't send him to school until he's 24 hours with no Motrin. And he had Motrin yesterday, so I can't send him to school today. And we were so excited because we have a new nanny coming today. I've been interviewing nannies up the wazoo because, as we all know, my former nanny fell off of a cliff. And, you know, thoughts and prayers to her family, and I hope she recovers from the fall, but if she doesn't, it's whatever, you know, Elizabeth, I'm not hexing. I'm not hexing.

[A]

I'm just saying, speaking of falling or. That guy didn't fall. Were you watching that live on Netflix? What? This man climbed free solo. Yeah.

[B]

Was it the free solo guy? No. This sounds way too stressful.

[A]

And allegedly he only got paid $500,000 to risk his life like that.

[B]

What an idiot.

[A]

Exactly. I'm like, you couldn't get me climbing a two story building for.

[B]

And he fell. He fell.

[A]

Thank God he didn't. But it seems like they had no plan if he were to fall. Like, he was not. He was not.

[B]

Because he. Is it the free solo, guys?

[A]

It's a free solo. But I thought, surely Netflix has to have, like, something they're going to, like, fly under this man if he falls.

[B]

Who watched that?

[A]

Me and Kim Kardashian.

[B]

Did it make you nervous?

[A]

Yes. The whole time? Well, actually, Morgan started talking about it on her Patreon. So then I was like, oh, let me click into this. I'm like, trying to give my children a bath, but I'm like, but we're going to have to put this up above your viewpoint so I can watch.

[B]

This while I was live.

[A]

Yeah, live.

[B]

And did he. And he made it.

[A]

He made it. And only for him. And only got a payday of $500,000 to risk his life when I'm sure.

[B]

Like, my former nanny didn't make it. She just tumbled right off the cliff. Do you know what I'm saying? Anyways, we had a. Chris got us.

[A]

Delicious smoothies this morning.

[B]

That was. You know what? That was one of the blessings bestowed upon us.

[A]

And if you've missed. If you're living under a rock, Chris posted a YouTube video and now he has sponsorships reaching out to him. Thanks to you, his life's coming together, girls. January's ending and we're emerging.

[B]

Oh, my gosh. Watch. Chris put in his notice.

[A]

No, never.

[B]

Well, do you want to Know the end of my horror story or not.

[A]

Well, we haven't even got to this morning yet.

[B]

I'm. We are. It's all been this morning.

[A]

I know. Isn't this fun?

[B]

Yeah. Anyway, I've interviewed 19 nannies. I have two that are coming, maybe three coming for like in person. Meet the dogs, meet Billy.

[A]

How rude of me.

[B]

Is your phone ringing? Yeah, I literally couldn't.

[A]

It's my nanny that does come to work.

[B]

Should you get that?

[A]

She's fine. They're just coming back from the park. It's just an update.

[B]

Awesome.

[A]

They're just coming back from the park.

[B]

Good for them. I wonder what that's like. Because the nanny that I had coming today so that I could come to work and my husband could take care of my child and someone could hold the newborn, she called out. She called out, sit.

[A]

And Lucy calls me like, I have bad news.

[B]

Sit down.

[A]

I was cool, huh? I literally was cool. I said, I don't know that we can perform well with you holding Ernie.

[B]

But Joe goes, you have to take Ernie.

[A]

I said, there is no other choice. And I said, as a last resort, we can work that out. Or we could do tomorrow or we could do later today.

[B]

If I had brought Ernie, I would have had to do it standing. That was going to be the only.

[A]

Do you see how that would have been challenging?

[B]

It would have been annoying. I wasn't going to tell you that till I got here with Ernie, but I would have had to do it standing.

[A]

And then we're what? Just like standing?

[B]

Unless he fell asleep. And then I would just have him clinging like when I eat.

[A]

But then when we start screaming and when we start calling him an idiot.

[B]

It doesn't wake him up, actually. He starts a little bit and then he goes.

[A]

When I came over to meet him, Billy's going nuts.

[B]

Do you need to take a second?

[A]

It's the. I was chugging the smoothie.

[B]

Do you need a minute for it to settle?

[A]

Do you have something else to say?

[B]

No, but should I burp you?

[A]

I'm your experienced, so keep going. No, just chaos was going on around this baby while he was asleep. And I was like, should you make everybody be quiet? And you're like, no.

[B]

Well, because usually a newborn sleeps.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And he was then and now he's not.

[A]

Well, he's now eating and not sleeping. You win one, you lose one. So what? You never sleep?

[B]

He was just up for five hours during the day. I was like, this is untenable.

[A]

And what about night?

[B]

That night he gave Me an eight hour stretch.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

Yeah. So at night he sleeps.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, he only woke up twice last night.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

And I think it's because I have to pump to feed him. Anyway, I was like, I can't bring Ernie. I called every other nanny. They're all sick or they hate me, which, fine. And then I was like, I can't do this. And then I. Cause I honestly, like, I could, if there was absolutely no other option, I could do the show with Ernie.

[A]

I agree. And I said, like, we can figure.

[B]

Out there was one other option. And I threw my baby at James in the backyard, who has never held a baby in his entire life. And I immediately. Poor Ernie's head is just like, you gotta support his head, dude. Ernie's fighting for his life. James is like, should I shave? No. I don't know what that's gonna do. Men are so weird. Should I shave?

[A]

I go, oh.

[B]

I call Rylan. I go, is it. Is it absolutely negligence to leave my newborn?

[A]

And I go, well, your husband's there. And she goes, right. Is it absolute negligent?

[B]

Like, is. Are my kids gonna be okay? And then I, like, I'm pumping, too, because, like, I have to make bottles for Ernie. And no matter what, like, I have to pump to, like, keep on my schedule. So I'm, like, pumping. I look out the window. James is in the backyard bouncing Ernie. Ernie's wrapped in one of James's sweatshirts.

[A]

Cause he knows it's cold outside.

[B]

Billy's crying. Cause he's jealous that Billy. That James has Ernie. And, like, my. Whatever. I got a little video clip of it. It's pretty cute, but, yeah, I gave James a bottle. James gave the baby a. Maybe Ernie will go to sleep.

[A]

I was like, there's two men in that house and two babies. They should be fine. And if not, I know there's a nanny next door if there's an emergency. Yeah, like your friend that has a kid has a nanny.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. And it's like, if all hell breaks.

[B]

Loose, they can call Susan.

[A]

Yeah, they can call Susan who's the.

[B]

Mother of my name, my former nanny.

[A]

I know it gets really.

[B]

I just want you to know the whole drama, you guys. The woman who they could call for help is the mother of my former nanny who recently fell off.

[A]

So she's having to deal with her daughter falling off of a cliff, too. So hard times for Susan and Lizzie.

[B]

Just for the record, my nanny didn't actually fall off a cliff, but she could.

[A]

Anyone.

[B]

Anyone could. Anyone could. That's Not a hex, but anyone, literally at any point in time, if they were near a cliff, could potentially. And she does seem accident prone.

[A]

Okay, so you're now fighting with the ups. Oh, don't even get me wrong, usps.

[B]

Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Obviously I do operate on a low vibration, but I'm funnier when I'm upset.

[A]

No, no, no. We need somebody vibrating low around here.

[B]

This is the way. This is how I make my living.

[A]

Nobody wanted to vibrate low last week and look what happened.

[B]

What losers. Nobody vibrated low last week?

[A]

I don't think so.

[B]

What freaks. Literally, not a single person had a low vibration.

[A]

I don't think people were vibrating low. And the show suffers when that's not going on.

[B]

I just spilled this all over.

[A]

I know. That's on low vibrations.

[B]

She's got those low vibrations. She's got those nasty sensations.

[A]

Well, how's. I feel like people were upset that we didn't give more details about, like, Ernie. And I was, like, we talked for 25 minutes about Ernie. What? Go watch.

[B]

Go watch my vlog.

[A]

Have you ever posted a vlog?

[B]

I'm posting a vlog on Tuesday, so.

[A]

Yeah, go watch story.

[B]

Yeah, I've got footage. Footage from the actual hospital.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah, you can see me in pre op while I get shaved by a nurse.

[A]

That's up now. Oh, no. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah. If you're. If your editor is watching your newborn.

[B]

Then who's editing my vlog?

[A]

And then if you get home and you're needed by your newborn. Right Then how's this vlog getting turned around?

[B]

She's got those low vibrations.

[A]

She just keeps accepting brand deals.

[B]

The second my whole family got sick, I texted Joe, like, Alyssa, like, pray in Jesus name we pray for. And then I just started naming every person I talk shit about. I hope to God that these people find financial security.

[A]

And that list took her all night.

[B]

I'm so glad what's her name is so skinny and pretty. Dear God, thank you for bestowing upon us these blessings and miracles. And things started to get better. They did. They truly did. And then one day. I don't know if you know this about me, but I have two dogs that are awful.

[A]

And I wonder where their vet is.

[B]

West Hills. I'm gonna have to bring Bubs to work one day too, by the way.

[A]

Oh, he gets a really big laugh in the series, by the way.

[B]

I know. He's brilliant.

[A]

Well, like, he really is. He's a standout.

[B]

No, we did he's literally.

[A]

We did a note screening and everyone's dying.

[B]

No invite.

[A]

It was intimate.

[B]

Who was invited?

[A]

It was intimate.

[B]

Was Lily there? You tell me right now. She was, wasn't she?

[A]

Well, Derek came in town, stayed at my house.

[B]

Who's Derek?

[A]

The. The other star of the show.

[B]

Oh, okay.

[A]

He has a kid too.

[B]

What? How old is he?

[A]

Pretty much the same age as my kid.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I have two.

[B]

No, how old is Derek?

[A]

Oh, my age? What, with a baby my age?

[B]

He looks great. He does. I thought he was like 25.

[A]

Okay, so you're saying he looks younger than me?

[B]

Yeah. No, we look 25.

[A]

Yeah, when I was talking to them.

[B]

I don't know if I can listening to you swallow that ever again.

[A]

It's almost gone.

[B]

Thank God. It's been the worst part of today and I've had a bad day.

[A]

You can hear it.

[B]

Are you joking? I used to think Shane was crazy when he would talk about the way that you swallow. And then one time I was sitting next to you, you were eating eggs.

[A]

On toast and I was like, you eat loud too.

[B]

I don't care. I don't hate myself the way I hate you when you're eating eggs on toast.

[A]

Whatever.

[B]

No, I do. I hate myself.

[A]

He's a 34 year old that looks 25.

[B]

What if. What a great life. Good for him.

[A]

Good for him.

[B]

Good for him.

[A]

And your dog hits a huge laugh.

[B]

So who else was at the screening?

[A]

Just the two leads. And then the two producers, Shane and I. Wow.

[B]

I'm upset I wasn't invited.

[A]

Your family was dying.

[B]

No, I literally couldn't come. But like, I always want the invite, right?

[A]

I guess I should have invited you because I knew you couldn't come.

[B]

It's always the best, right? Yeah, but you never know with me. Sometimes I might come and then everyone's like, how did she get here? And you're like, I don't know.

[A]

She's supposed to. Invited her. Yeah.

[B]

She said she'd never come and here she is.

[A]

Okay, so you're fighting with the usps.

[B]

So I have these awful dogs and anytime they hear something, and sometimes they don't even have to hear anything, they just sort of go crazy. And my house is poorly insulated, so you can hear it throughout the country when they are losing their mind. And I have two babies now that sometimes sleep, sometimes they don't, Sometimes they do. And when they do, I would prefer they stay that way. Cause I'm tired too. So I have a mailbox in front of my house. That you just open the slot and put mail in, and it comes into my house, and the dogs hate that. So I took duct tape and covered it up, and I said, don't put mail in here on it. And that's part of One of my 17 signs that says, fuck off. Don't touch my voice.

[A]

You should also take it to the next step. Get one of those voice recorders that's motion activated. So we get Fuck off. Fuck off. Yeah.

[B]

Yeah. So I taped that up, and then I put a little sign on it says, don't put mail in here. And then I put a little arrow down to just put my mail on the floor by the door. And apparently the USPS does not like that because they left a note on my door saying they were gonna hold all my mail for 10 days until I get a new mailbox. Oh, so I just don't get mail now?

[A]

Who needs mail?

[B]

Not me. Like what? Oh, I'm not gonna get those coupons for Costco now? Oh, no.

[A]

Costco sends coupons. Yeah. What a bummer.

[B]

I'm gonna miss out on those now. What is. How's the IRS gonna reach me? Wow, what a bummer.

[A]

You know, how are you gonna get your jury duty notice?

[B]

Oh, yes. I'm not.

[A]

Sorry, Is it usps?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

So sitting and holding.

[B]

You know what? Let's count that. One of the blessings.

[A]

Exactly.

[B]

Thank you, usps.

[A]

Nobody's waking up your family, and nobody's getting mail, period. When have you ever gotten something good in the mail?

[B]

I get checks in the mail.

[A]

Oh, who's sending you physical checks? They can't just deposit them or. Venmo. You.

[B]

No.

[A]

Who is. Who is risking their money sending a check?

[B]

My dad. My dead Aunt Patricia.

[A]

She's setting it from the grave.

[B]

Yeah, isn't that sick?

[A]

Who's controlling her finances? But sending.

[B]

She left me in her will. So I got a check from that in the mail. And then sometimes sag aftra sends me checks for, like, 25 cents.

[A]

Oh, cool. Sometimes it's less because you were in House of Lies.

[B]

Yep. House of Lies.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

You really are an actress. You're being paid as such.

[B]

It's crazy. And they couldn't find me for, like, five years. So one time I got a check for $500. I was like, damn.

[A]

So they'll find you somewhere, whether it's the IRS or the residual.

[B]

Yeah, I'm. Lose me for another five years, guys, because I can't. I'm not cashing these checks for 30 cents.

[A]

Isn't that ridiculous?

[B]

Yeah, it costs more to send me this than to like, what are you doing? Why don't they do a direct deposit?

[A]

They should. I don't know.

[B]

Truly, they should. They should because they found me and I'm off the grid. So that's my life.

[A]

More than what's going on with me. You had a 30 second wave.

[B]

This is another blessing.

[A]

Okay, this is like Lizzie's blessing episode.

[B]

So some women have really, like, chill breastfeeding journeys, like I did when I had my son Billy. And then some women, like, don't have really chill ones. Like, I'm now not having a chill one with my son Ernie. And there's this thing called D myrrh or something like that where when your milk lets down, you get severely upset. And I have.

[A]

Isn't it called the letdown?

[B]

Yes. When my milk lets down, I get overwhelmed with an intense sense of dread.

[A]

For how long?

[B]

Like 30 seconds. So it's not that bad. But those 30 seconds, they really suck. And I was thinking about it because.

[A]

Like, and it happens every time. So you just have to be, like, fearful every time.

[B]

It's dread, which is a little different than fear.

[A]

I know, but you don't fear the dread is what I'm saying. I think.

[B]

No, I guess I don't, because I know it's hormonal, but it's like. I started. I was pumping the other day and I looked at Joe and I was like, I just have this, like, weird pit in my stomach. And I used to only get this pit in my stomach when my parents would take me away from my godmom's house. And I was like. Because I would go stay at Kissy's house and my parents would be like, it's time to go home. And I'd be like, no, I dread going home. And then I realized, oh, this happens every time I start pumping and my milk lets down, I just get this horrible feeling that someone's gonna me go home.

[A]

Did that not happen when he was eating from the tit?

[B]

My milk never let down when he was eating from the tit because he couldn't pull my milk out. That's why I'm pumping. So that's cool.

[A]

And how long does all of this last?

[B]

Who knows? Who could ever really say, you know, it's just crazy. It's just one of those things.

[A]

And, you know, giving all of yourself physically dying, two kids, family, sick, dropping clots.

[B]

Here's the deal, though. You know what they say? God only gives his strongest soldiers something, right?

[A]

And you're Strong.

[B]

And I am one of God's strongest soldiers, so I'm gonna keep marching, you know.

[A]

Well, among all of this, did you have time to be judgmental about people on the Internet?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Why? That was just like a really smooth segue into Hot Topics.

[B]

Oh, yeah, yeah, of course I did. You know who I've been judging the fuck out of?

[A]

Oh, wait, hold on. Did we get. Did we hit everything we needed to? You had one more sickness strikes. But Lizzie. So what?

[B]

That saves Lizzie's soul from damnation. That's just because I've been like, thank you, God.

[A]

Oh, right. Okay. So, yeah, my segue stands strong.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Did you just forget my. My detour from my strong segment? And here we are into Hot Topics.

[B]

Stand boldly in your segue. Did you.

[A]

Oh, shit.

[B]

What?

[A]

We need an ad.

[B]

Oh, do it.

[A]

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[B]

Yes.

[A]

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[B]

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[A]

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[B]

I know I am.

[A]

You have fun at any show with me.

[B]

No, I'm scared.

[A]

Like, I could take you to, like, your least favorite artist, and we would have a great time.

[B]

Oh, I love a show.

[A]

We love going out in the world. And not only is Hilary Duff on tour, but a lot of other people, too.

[B]

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[A]

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[B]

Like, Broadway show tickets.

[A]

Broadway shows, comedy events, music festivals. These are the people on tour. I have it here for you guys. Chris Stapleton, Zara Larson. Cardi B. That would be a great show.

[B]

Cardi B is fun.

[A]

Cardi B would be so fun. Lady Gaga, Alex Warren, Demi Lovato, the Backstreet Boys, and so many more.

[B]

I was just thinking about Alex Warren.

[A]

You were?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

What about him?

[B]

I had so much.

[A]

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[B]

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I'm just making sure they didn't change the code in the new year.

[B]

I'm just gonna make sure my family's still alive.

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[B]

My children are both a lot.

[A]

Okay, cool. Mine too. I'm sending their ass to school. Good luck.

[B]

I thought I did too.

[A]

I know I'm gonna wait until after cold and flu season, but I'm gonna start touring this week.

[B]

I also saw and I'm gonna start doing this. If you come home from the house and you gargle with salt water, you can prevent a lot of infectious diseases from taking root in your body.

[A]

I've been some mom on Instagram convinced me that propolis was the key itself. It's a spray and like the key ingredient is like propolis. I think it's like from a bee or something. I don't know.

[B]

Did you get it?

[A]

Yeah, I've been spraying it.

[B]

Where do you spray it?

[A]

In their mouth. It is for 2 year old plus, so I don't know if Billy can take it yet.

[B]

Rude.

[A]

But I do do the Mary Ruth's vitamin C and elderberry and the propolis every night during cold and flu season.

[B]

Send me those links, you bitch. Like, what the fuck? Are you joking?

[A]

Should I start an Amazon?

[B]

You're like, put a hat on your baby. He's cold. Where the is this? I hate you.

[A]

I'll send you links. You know what? I'll even. It's not even that cheap. And I'm gonna send them to your.

[B]

House, but also send the links because I'm gonna need to restore.

[A]

Okay, okay, you're right. I'm only giving. I'm only gifting the first batch.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

And then you'll have to replenish. Okay.

[B]

Oh, man.

[A]

The Euphoria trailer is finally here.

[B]

Did you watch it?

[A]

I Did, of course.

[B]

What the fuck is this?

[A]

What the fuck is this? It's a completely different show. Right?

[B]

It's not even close to the show that we knew.

[A]

Well, it took them 804 years to film this next season.

[B]

Like, literally, cast members rip.

[A]

What? Yeah, like in real life.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, wait, the drug dealer Fez died, Dude.

[A]

Oh, yeah. Okay. Dark.

[B]

Dark.

[A]

Really dark.

[B]

Okay, sorry.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

But I'm just saying, like, it's crazy.

[A]

I mean, I'm still gonna watch it.

[B]

And then I'm shocked that Sam is showing his face after the Idol.

[A]

Well, he's got to come back to his hit.

[B]

Yeah, but like, the Idol was.

[A]

I didn't realize Rachel Sennett was on the Idol. I was looking at her IMDb because, like, obviously she was like the creator of I love la. Yeah. And then it was like she's in five episodes of the Idol and I.

[B]

Was like, where she plays the bestie. Whatever.

[A]

Oh, didn't. Didn't know who she was.

[B]

I guess she's been around.

[A]

Oh, I know. I've been looked. And she's been working for 10 years. This overnight success is 10 years, Mama.

[B]

Oh, she's not an overnight success. She's been literally working her ass off.

[A]

No, I know, but I'm just saying, like, she's really having her moment right now. Okay. And that takes 10 years.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Good for her. Good for her.

[B]

You know, Rachel. I can't say her last name.

[A]

Senate.

[B]

Senate.

[A]

I'm just saying that confidently as a person who doesn't know how to say.

[B]

I feel like it's Rachel Snow.

[A]

Oh, it would be, like, cooler than I can.

[B]

I don't know. But it's not. It's not for us to say. No, I should hate her.

[A]

And you don't.

[B]

Because I'm. I like, on paper, everything about her I should be so fucking jealous of. Well, and usually I hate people I'm jealous of.

[A]

Right.

[B]

I am so happy for her.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I like her so much. Did you watch I love la?

[A]

I did.

[B]

I did love when they were trying to get that crazy cokehead girl out of their house where she's like, we have to out crazy her. Crazy. That was really good.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Very well executed. Loved that. Also, I loved the movie Bottoms so much that when I left, I straight up cried because I was that about it.

[A]

Bottom?

[B]

No, that I was grateful that a movie like that got made.

[A]

And what's it about?

[B]

Just. You got to see it. You got to see Bottoms. It fucks so hard.

[A]

I'm into watching a movie. My Brother just randomly texted me over the weekend and just said, did you see Bugonia?

[B]

I don't think you want to see the Bolia.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I don't know. I feel like it's one of those, like, art house.

[A]

I did too, but then when my brother tells. My brother normally will tell me if I like a movie, and I normally like the movie.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Even if they're, like, artsy fartsy?

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And I was staying far away from it because I'm an Emma Stone fan, but, like, sometimes they're, like, too artsy fartsy for me.

[B]

I'm staying far away from Austin because it's tax season. And he's trying to give my money to the government again.

[A]

He's already been giving mine away.

[B]

He tried with me. I was like, nice try, Austin. I don't have a fucking mailbox off.

[A]

They don't know where to find me.

[B]

They don't know where to find me. Okay, what were we talking about? I have no idea. Oh, no, you were like, we didn't have a good show. People clicking out.

[A]

Well, it started at Euphoria. We somehow got to Rachel's.

[B]

That's how much we give a. About.

[A]

Well, no, honestly, like, I'm excited to see it. I'm excited to see Sydney Sweeney. I saw a report that, like, Zendaya's warning Tom that she has to stay far away from Sydney because she doesn't trust Sidney. And it's like, I think somebody was just, like, trying to find a story to run.

[B]

But I saw that irl. Sydney and Zendi have beef.

[A]

That's what I think it was Page Six that came suggested on my for you page was trying to convince me of. Yeah, they said it's true. Behind the scenes, everyone knows Zendaya does not trust. Trusts Sidney and wants her man far away from him.

[B]

Oh, she doesn't trust Sidney around Tom, her man?

[A]

Yeah, dude.

[B]

Tom's so in love with Zendaya. If you. And also if you think your man's gonna stray, then he shouldn't be your man.

[A]

And that's what. I didn't believe this headline.

[B]

I mean, I. I'm like, what isn't she trust her about? What is there to not trust?

[A]

I don't know. It's like, I guess that she's just, like, beautiful and has her tit. I mean, Zendaya is also beautiful. Like, I don't think Zendaya needs to be threatened by Sidney. But I'm just saying, like, her bouncy tits are always all about when on Euphoria.

[B]

Yeah, I mean, I guess I just. Whatever.

[A]

Are your eyebrows, like, glued back?

[B]

Okay. It's so funny. It's so funny that you're bringing this up. It's so funny that you're bringing this up. Cause I talk about it on the after sip a little bit. I'm looking at her and I'm like.

[A]

Are your eyebrows glued with a glue stick?

[B]

Like, literally? I just texted Kate, hold on the eyebrows for me.

[A]

What's going on? I mean, I like it, but are we trying something new?

[B]

We are trying something new.

[A]

Did you watch, like, a makeup tutorial by Rachel Sennett?

[B]

No, but list.

[A]

I need that.

[B]

No, but listen. Selena Gomez was walking the red carpet at the Golden Globes. Someone screamed, I love your brow gel. And she turned around, she went, thank you. Thank you. And so I went out and I got Selena Gomez.

[A]

Did you get the peptide from Gwyneth?

[B]

No, bitch, I told you to get me the peptide from.

[A]

We need to get the peptide. It's expensive.

[B]

Yeah, but I said, get it if you. Because if you get it, get two and tell me how much I owe you.

[A]

We're falling for all the marketing from the celebrity women of the world.

[B]

Anyways, that's what happened to my eyebrows.

[A]

I like.

[B]

Well, I don't. Because they shouldn't be straight up like this. And I'm gonna be fuck. Like, how brutal should I be right now?

[A]

About who? A person?

[B]

No, a person I know in real life. Is that too fucked up? I can't do it.

[A]

Why don't you just say the sentiment without dragging a person?

[B]

There is an eyebrow trend right now that is worse than this, where you get very tinted and they just press your brows straight up to the gods.

[A]

Okay?

[B]

And so originally, as I was driving here, I was like. And I have, you know, redacted's eyebrows right now because I didn't. Because I got a new gel and they're gnarly. Feel them.

[A]

I can see that they're. I don't need to feel them to know how glued they are. It looks like you took an Elmer's glue stick from your child's preschool and went, feel them. No, I can see. Like, they're crusty. No, like, I can see the crust.

[B]

It looks like someone skeeted on my face and I just went, ugh. You know, I tried to wipe it off.

[A]

Honestly, that might work just as well.

[B]

It's like someone beat off into my eyes.

[A]

Because you're like, I can't have it.

[B]

In the vagina after birth because I can't have another baby, but, like, you.

[A]

Come on my face, I guess, you.

[B]

Know, and I just went, you know, so that's. It's so funny. You notice that.

[A]

Back to Euphoria.

[B]

No interest.

[A]

No, I mean, I'm gonna. I'm gonna click on the first episode and we'll see if she keeps us there.

[B]

Like, why?

[A]

Let's.

[B]

No, but, like, why can't Sam Levinson do something about, like, sexually exploiting men?

[A]

You know, I'd be into that, period. Also, Ryan Murphy's doing that for him.

[B]

Yes, he is.

[A]

He. I don't know.

[B]

Can you believe.

[A]

Watch that new beauty show. Ashton Kutcher's back. And he's.

[B]

He's giving me.

[A]

He's giving all these famous people acting roles and I'm like, Ryan Murphy's crazy. Can you give, like, A D list YouTuber an acting role?

[B]

Probably.

[A]

Please call.

[B]

Are you D list?

[A]

Yes. No, dude, I'm not popular enough to get on the Traders.

[B]

What?

[A]

Isn't that heartbreaking? Well, now that Traders is like, the biggest show.

[B]

Well, I will say this, though. People magazine reports on you.

[A]

Okay, thank you.

[B]

That's huge.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, hopefully not recently. Okay.

[B]

Also, I. This is so stupid.

[A]

You think I'm cooler than I am.

[B]

No.

[A]

And that's cool.

[B]

I don't think you realize how cool you and Shane are.

[A]

I don't.

[B]

Oh, no. I saw something crazy. I was like, oh, my God. Shane's wildly famous.

[A]

What do you mean?

[B]

I just. I guess I didn't realize how very famous Shane is because, like, I know that Shane is very famous. Like, I know that he's successful and I know that he's famous. And I like, I know these things to be true. There was a guy or a woman doing drag king Shane.

[A]

What do you. What?

[B]

You know how there's like, Sunday brunches and, like, they're like drag brunches and shit. Someone did. Shane.

[A]

Really?

[B]

Yes.

[A]

As Shane or one of his.

[C]

Shane.

[A]

Oh, wow.

[B]

And it was awesome. And I think they did one of Shane's songs too. Did you see it, Chris?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Yeah, Chris.

[D]

Everyone is sending it to me.

[A]

Really?

[B]

I just saw.

[A]

Where did I live?

[B]

I just. It was just in my algo.

[D]

Do you want my phone? I can throw it if you want.

[A]

Just turn it up a little.

[B]

It's just crazy.

[A]

It's okay. I'll watch it after I do.

[B]

I saw that. I was like, what the fuck? Like, Shane is famous as fuck. Everyone in that audience is also singing the fucking song. Song. They all know the Song.

[A]

Wow. Well, please God, pick up his show.

[B]

Shane runs deep in the zeitgeist. You guys are not D list. Okay, well, People magazine reported your wedding.

[A]

Okay, thank you. I'm saying it's a diff. Maybe like we're. Okay, I won't speak for Shane. Maybe I'm established on YouTube, but that doesn't have big crossover. Like people. People don't care when it comes to like.

[B]

Well, people cares.

[A]

All right, Elizabeth, you know the thing about dinner, it's a. It's just. Okay, well, we can't.

[B]

Sorry.

[A]

All right, Elizabeth, you know the thing about. Okay, all right, Elizabeth, you know the thing about dinner? No, it just never goes away. It rolls around every single night.

[B]

A constant looming threat.

[A]

And the, the mental load, the physical.

[B]

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[B]

So at first I was like, gasp, you know, because Brooklyn had like, multiple stories posted. Like, I am not under the control of my wife. In fact, for the first time in my whole life, my entire life, I'm gonna stand up for my life. And honestly, like, side for side, it just kept getting, like, more and more where I'm like, is this man slap okay? Do you know what I mean? Like, you just. You reads the way that someone talks, and it's like, you couldn't have been. You couldn't have run this by chatgpt before you posted it.

[A]

Brooklyn, I think it's got to be hard. It's got to be. I mean, you've been around celebrity kids. It would be hard.

[B]

I have never met a celebrity kid that I liked.

[A]

Well, and that's what I'm saying. It's got to be hard. It's got to be hard.

[B]

I don't think it's is.

[A]

No.

[B]

Because it's not hard for them.

[A]

Okay, but that's the problem, right? Because, like, you need some hardships, you need some adversity. You need to be thrown around a little bit by your peers. And I think a lot of times celebrities as big as the Beckhams insulate so heavily and control every element. And that does prevent from, like, learning bigger lessons or learning, like. It's just. It's a different.

[B]

Different.

[A]

It's. It's a. It's a different disadvantage.

[B]

It. I will agree with you that it is a different advantage.

[A]

It's a huge advantage in a lot.

[B]

Because I. I do see.

[A]

But I'm saying, you calling him slow.

[B]

No, no.

[A]

I definitely might be a product of his environment.

[B]

I do watch these kids come out, and there is a. A stuntedness to them, right?

[A]

Like, because their parents want to do the best in giving them everything they maybe didn't have, but don't realize that that actually stunts them.

[B]

Well, there's a world in, like, they. What I have noticed firsthand is that celebrity kids worlds are heavily contrived and super controlled. And it's not just about the parents projections of what their family is and what they want to be perceived as. It's also what the family wants for the kids to perceive of themselves in the family as well.

[A]

Right, right.

[B]

And because of that they're operating in a, in a false reality.

[A]

Well.

[B]

And it's really hard to become an adult and walk into the real world. But I don't think that most of them ever get to the real world.

[A]

Well. And that as well as the day to day of their life. Like when there's a full time housekeeper, like three assistants, nannies, four nannies. Like it's just hard to know what a normal life is. So they, and I understand that they. That's wildly privileged. But it also, like it comes with its own.

[B]

You're right. Disadvantages. But it's hard to feel bad because the.

[A]

I'm not feeling bad.

[B]

I mean I, I don't feel bad, but I also feel like I hope that Brooklyn reads some of the feedback because it's like you're.

[A]

People are mad at him.

[B]

He's on camera talking about the fucking collection of Rolex watches his dad's gifted him him.

[A]

Right. Like I haven't looked much into it. I just saw his statement and granted.

[B]

You can be emotionally abused and receive a Rolex from your abuser. Those two things can be true.

[A]

But I doesn't mean anything to their family. Like a Rolex is the equivalent of something just generous.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

A normal household.

[B]

But. And also, you know, I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say Brooklyn Beckham has earned nothing and been given everything. Oh.

[A]

I mean, I don't know his resume. I've never looked into him.

[B]

He's a chef. But I also watched him make some raw pasta with just tomatoes on it. And I was like, that looks yucky.

[A]

He also, I mean he's got to be valid in some way of his feelings about. I mean you don't just like leave your parents for no reason. I wouldn't assume.

[B]

I mean if you're a brat, you do. He's like, I'm leaving because my mom danced on me funny at my wedding.

[A]

I, I think, I think a lot of people could fall into a cat. I didn't have a real wedding, but I think a lot of people could fall into a category of like having a distaste for their, their parents or their parent in laws.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

While conducting a wedding.

[B]

Agreed.

[A]

And that could create a huge strain in any family, regardless of, of any sort of status. Yeah. Like if something your mom does really bothers your bride, you're probably going to take the side of your bride and be like, your feelings are valid.

[B]

And it does sound like Victoria was, like, maybe an asshole. But we also haven't heard her version.

[A]

Of the story and we probably never will.

[B]

No, because she's classy.

[A]

They'll control the press in some weird.

[B]

I'm Team Vicky. Brooklyn can suck my ass.

[A]

I just feel like, as a boy, Mom.

[B]

Brooklyn can suck my ass.

[A]

I feel like they should could get together behind closed doors and just figure this all out.

[B]

I don't think that they will.

[A]

No, but.

[B]

And that's the problem is his wife's name Nicola.

[A]

Like, even if you and I were having a nap, I know this is so different. It's not like a family or a parent child relationship.

[B]

I felt like we were.

[A]

But even if we were having. No, I'm saying, but you're like, it's not like you're not my child. Yes, but I'm saying even if we ever, like, say we had a nasty breakup, I would much rather, like, have it out in person with you and then separate way and go separate ways than, like, have a nasty feud online. But I guess that's just because I know how that ends it ends. Like the it ends with us stuff. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth for all parties involved.

[B]

I don't actually have a bad taste for Victoria or David Beckham. I'm just gonna say it.

[A]

Okay. What about all the ends with us characters?

[B]

I am sick. First of all, I don't fault Taylor for being a good friend.

[A]

No. I think what she says in her text messages aren't dissimilar to anything any best friend would text their other best friend in a crisis.

[B]

What does make me sick is, and I'm, you know that I am a Taylor apologist till I die and she can do no wrong. And anytime you try to shit talk her, I'm like, shut up.

[A]

I wouldn't say I talk her sometimes. I just.

[B]

You hate her. You hate her because you ain't her.

[A]

I love Taylor Swift.

[B]

I know you do, but, like, also, you know, you're a hater.

[A]

A few things. It's like Taylor's been singing about how vindictive and crazy she is in her lyrics forever. Yeah. So if you're on the camp of, like, who is this person? It's like she's been telling you all along. She just also does nice things that get press. Like give her cast and crew huge bonuses. But so, I mean, the Taylor Swift of it all, I'm just kind of whatever about.

[B]

I don't think we would be friends with her. Well, which kind of breaks my heart.

[A]

Wait, what? Which text specifically made you feel like that?

[B]

Okay, so when Blake reached out to Taylor and was like, hey, like, please let me know if I did anything wrong. And Taylor's like, I mean, you're annoying, but it's okay. And then Blake goes, copy that. We're sending your complaint to Star Command, and Star Command is going to get back to you within 72 business hours of waiting your complaint. Like, something like that. And she thinks she's being witty and she thinks she's being funny, but she's fucking long winded. And it's not funny. It's cringy. Email she sent to Ben Affleck. Hey, Ben, it's B. Don't.

[A]

Okay, so get to the Taylor part.

[B]

Hold on.

[A]

I know. I'm just like, how many celebrities can we talk about in one sentence? Like, come on, it's just Blake Lively. Well, you're bringing. Okay, okay, Sam.

[B]

Taylor responds. Taylor responds, laughing her ass off. She. She's like, blake, you're so funny. The first paragraph was so funny. It wasn't. It wasn't funny at all. It made me want to vomit on myself. And the fact that Taylor was like, lol. Lol. Like, you're. That's the best friend I've been missing. I'm like, oh, no. Oh, fucking no. That sucks. That truly sucks. It's like when someone has a kid and they're awful and they're, like, yucky. You know what I mean? Like, kids do super cringey shit all the time. And someone's like, look how cute this is. Like, I went to high school with this girl, and she posts her daughter doing cringey shit on the Internet all the time. And I'm like, this isn't cute. This is bad. This makes me want to not have kids. It's so cringey. That's Blake Lively. And so the fact that Tizzy's opinions.

[A]

And hers only, it's separate from the sip. She's an individual of her own. I do not. Am I wrong? Well, I just don't think. I don't. People. No, people get mad at me that I'm too censored. So they love. They love. No, no, no.

[B]

But I just mean, like, the cringiness of Blake Lively, the contrivedness, her thinking she's so funny. By the end of the email to Ben Affleck, she's like, oh, my God. If you read this whole thing, then you're not as busy as you think you are or maybe you are, and you're just, like, the nicest guy in the world and says, blake, shut up. Choose.

[A]

I would go out on a limb to tell you most celebrities are painfully annoying.

[B]

Oof.

[A]

And that's just the nature of their world. They have teams whose livelihoods depend on this star that they all have stake in building up and maintaining a certain level of status. And when you're in that sort of position and everyone around you is a yes person, you start. The celebrity starts to believe everything they say is liquid gold. Amazing.

[B]

And so it's not Blake.

[A]

It's okay. But I'm saying I think if you got in the room with a lot of celebrities that are at the top of their game, you would find it very hard to be around. And I don't know if that's a fault of their own. I think it's a product of the industry they're in, and then it becomes their norm, and it's like they think everything they have to say is genius.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Okay. Oh, the Queer Eye drama did get me.

[B]

It did get you. It did, because you were almost on it.

[A]

Well, no, I. No. Oh, I mean, that was 10 years ago.

[B]

I mean, I would always make it about me if I were you.

[A]

Oh, okay. Yes, it was about me.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Should have hired me. I was shown up to the show.

[B]

Almost on Queer Eye.

[A]

Yeah. And then they ended up saying, oh, he's just too young. I was 22.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And they were like, he does fit the archetype for where we want to place him, but he doesn't. He doesn't meld with the rest of the cast's age. And I was, like, too young. Could have been one of the Queer.

[B]

Eye guys vibrating too high, too close to the sun.

[A]

I was lit on that job, though. And when they let me go, I was devastated. Oh, yes.

[B]

So now the five Queer Eye guys are on tour because. A press tour because their 10th season is coming out, and the guy who's all about mental health is not on the press tour, and he's saying it's because he was bullied by, like, three of the four remaining cast.

[A]

And so Nate Berkus, husband, is one of the newer cast members, and he replaced the previous cast member that claimed the rest of the cast is bullying him. Oh, really? That's why he stepped down. So now Karamo's the second cast member to kind of be like, it is too toxic of a set.

[B]

Well, did you hear what happened?

[A]

Well, yes. So I'm. I see the headline Like, Karamo doesn't show up to the Today show. So I click in, and it's like they have the four Queer Eye members that did show up holding hands, and they're on the Today show set while Jenna and her new co host are, like, interviewing them, and they're like, karoma's obviously missing, but he. His assistant told us he can't be here due to mental health. Here's his message. And they're doing this while the rest of the cast is. Is sitting there. And then they play this message about how, like, I'm sorry this cast is abusive, but the team at Netflix worked so hard to bring this to you. And I'm still proud of what the show stands for, but I can't be there today because I can't be there.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And I just think it's so funny that he. He obviously canceled, like, minutes before press day to do a big fuck you to the four members on the couch, which is.

[B]

Well, did you hear?

[A]

In a way.

[B]

Well, did you hear what happened?

[A]

No.

[B]

So they were all mic'd up for the show, and his mom. Say his name. Karamo.

[A]

Karomo.

[B]

Karomo's mom was on set for the day, and she had headphones on. And he walked away. And on hot mics, the cast started.

[A]

Shit talking to him on set when they were filming Queer Eye, not the Today Show. Correct.

[B]

Queer Eye. And so his mom heard the cast talking shit about their son.

[A]

Not through the cans.

[B]

Through the cans. Yeah. And so then that got reported back to him, and he was like, that's. That's incredibly fucked and demoralizing.

[A]

That is crazy.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And so if you were him, you would do the same thing. Have fun promoting this show.

[B]

Well, he was also like, you know, I'm the mental health guy. I would never tell anybody to show up for people who were treating them like this.

[A]

Right.

[B]

So I'm gonna walk the walk.

[A]

I. I just think I. I understand, and I don't blame him for doing that. I just. And I don't know how. I don't think he canceled in advance. I. I think Netflix wouldn't have let them do press had that happened. So I think day of, he was, like, confirmed. He probably. The night before was like, on the group text, and then in the morning was like, not coming. You guys are toxic.

[B]

Yeah. Fuck you.

[A]

Crazy. Yeah. I was like, who would have thought I could get roped up in some daytime talk show drama about a show I've never seen?

[B]

But I do think that's high vibrating.

[A]

Well, the low vibration of it is canceling the moment before.

[B]

I disagree.

[A]

That's the. Like, I love it. I love. I love it. But it's a little like.

[B]

I don't know if it was moments prior.

[A]

I had to have been.

[B]

You're speculating. But he sent that video in, and that had to go through a team, so it had to have been days before. Maybe like, at least a day.

[A]

If I was Netflix, I probably would have pulled the press like, it's their 10.

[B]

If I was Netflix, I would never. I'd be like, ooh, this is good for us. No press is bad for us, I guess.

[A]

I guess. Yeah.

[B]

Because no one's talking about Queer Eye except for now.

[A]

Well, I. But.

[B]

And also Javin. Is that his name?

[A]

Jvn.

[B]

Jvn? Are you kidding?

[A]

No. Jonathan Van Ness. He goes by jvn. I think.

[B]

Literally.

[A]

I believe so, yeah.

[B]

Okay, well, I hate Javin. Is that a joke?

[A]

It's definitely Jonathan Van Ness. So it's not jvn. Yeah, that. That's like a. That. What do you call that when it stands for your initials?

[B]

Honestly, I don't even want to talk about them now.

[A]

Okay, then screw it. What? Wait, what did. What?

[B]

He's been in the press for being a bully previously, though, I think.

[A]

I think that's why one of maybe the previous cast members left.

[B]

Oh. Literally because of Javion.

[A]

Jav. Javin.

[B]

Javin.

[A]

Literally because of Javin. I don't know.

[B]

Crazy.

[A]

I would have loved to be in the mix of all this drama.

[B]

I would have loved.

[A]

Could you imagine?

[B]

That would have been really good for me.

[A]

It would have been really fun. Fun.

[B]

That would. If I vibrated higher, you would have been.

[A]

When they bring Queer Eye back the next time I am the right age, hit them.

[B]

Have your manager hit them up.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Because they need to replace the mental health guy, and that is you now.

[A]

Okay. Me? The mental health guy.

[B]

The high vibrations guy.

[A]

Okay. I do vibrate high most days, except for January, so let's just make sure we start filming in February.

[B]

Hang on. My husband texted me. I want to make sure my kid's alive. Oh, thank God.

[A]

What does he want?

[B]

Let's see. Let's see.

[A]

Read word for word. Let's see how he talks to you behind closed doors.

[B]

It's just a picture of James still wearing Ernie. How long can Ernie be in the carrier?

[A]

And how is he? Is this mouth exposed in that carrier? Just say, like, check him in the carrier, Joe. Okay. JoJo hints at making BBs with Chris babies. Okay. Okay.

[B]

Think about it.

[A]

Okay. Well, Yeah, I think she's always wanted to be a mom.

[B]

No, JoJo's talking about having Chris. Chris Hughes's babies.

[A]

Isn't that her boyfriend?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So, yeah, she's always wanted to be a mom.

[B]

Okay?

[A]

She'll have his babies, then she'll dump your ass.

[B]

You're okay with this?

[A]

And then. Why wouldn't I be?

[B]

You're fine with JoJo just going out and procreating at 22 with some guy named Chris Hughes who she met on a reality.

[A]

She's more than 22. Do you see how that's confusing? You put BB. But they. They met on Big Brother.

[B]

No, she. She is 22.

[A]

No, I know, but you're making fun of me for not understanding BBS was babies. But they.

[B]

It says JoJo hints at making BBS with Chris.

[A]

Okay, okay, whatever. So, no, she's more than like. I know she's 22, but she's been an adult for.

[B]

They haven't even been together a year.

[A]

Why'd you say thanks, Meghan Trainor?

[B]

Because Meghan Trainor facilitated this.

[A]

Okay, well, did you. You never took me up me up on my baiting you of the Ryan Murphy show that she's a of part of that Ashton Kutcher is the star of.

[B]

Okay, Ashton Kutcher is so problematic.

[A]

It's in. Why? Because he only bathes his kids twice a week?

[B]

No, I think he's got like some weird conspiracy stuff about him.

[A]

I mean, he's probably just because he's rich and they hate him.

[B]

No, it's like some crazy conspiracy stuff.

[A]

No.

[B]

Do you want me to tell you about it or do you want me to not?

[A]

I mean, like, how dark is it?

[B]

Like murder dark.

[A]

He's murdered.

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

That's probably why Ryan Murphy cast him.

[B]

Have you not realized?

[A]

Well, the new show that he's in is like.

[B]

Well, here's the problem.

[A]

Can I just tell you?

[B]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Okay. The new show is a ripoff of his ex wife's movie, Demi Moore. And that movie was called the Substance.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Basically a rip up of that. And he's the star of it. She came back to acting for this?

[B]

This is weird.

[A]

Meghan Trainor's in it?

[B]

What's she doing in it?

[A]

Nobody's ever called me about it. Your favorite actor, Ben Platt's in it and he looks unrecognizable. Oh, I don't think you've changed.

[B]

You used to love this about me.

[A]

He can't pass for 25. I'll say that.

[B]

He can't pass for 45.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Dude just looks old. Some people just come out the gates old.

[A]

You want to be once again, same time, same place next week.

[B]

So you don't want to know about.

[A]

Well, how much validity does it have to it?

[B]

Well, the problem is it's me retelling, so it's very wrong from my memory.

[A]

Right.

[B]

But it's not good.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Like, it's like some weird.

[A]

Is it things that will get us demonetized. I mean, I don't know. Still with him?

[B]

Well, maybe she's into some weird. But there was like, apparently he, like, someone was going to go on a date with someone and they go to the house to meet the girl and she's been red rummed. I'm trying to keep us from being demonetized. Do you know what that means?

[A]

Yeah. M U R D E R E D. Yes.

[B]

Okay, so she's been red rummed and like, he flees the scene or something, a coach. And then calls someone else for support. Or he was the support that someone else.

[A]

Maybe he was just at the wrong place at the wrong time.

[B]

I know, but like, have you ever stumbled upon a red rumor?

[A]

I mean. No.

[B]

See what I'm saying? Like, what kind of circles.

[A]

I'm not like a famous Hollywood star with.

[B]

We've already established. You're literally so famous.

[A]

Okay, but he's got, like, billions in investments. Like, he is rolling. He is swimming in money.

[B]

So I might be wrong about this.

[A]

Also, he's an early investor in every company that's ever made it big. Ever.

[B]

And why does he know that?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Because he red rummed someone.

[A]

Wow.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So that was his initiation into the Illuminati.

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

And it was a success.

[B]

Maybe.

[A]

What's Mila doing these days?

[B]

Not bathing her kids?

[A]

I'm sure she's doing her best. You know the other thing I just don't freaking believe?

[B]

What?

[A]

And it's like, I don't know why I have such an axe to grind about this.

[B]

What?

[A]

Well, Rihanna's pregnant with her 400 child.

[B]

She needs it to chill.

[A]

Like. And that's coming from a person that's done back to back twice. Rihanna's done back to back. This is her fourth time. Like, she hasn't had, like, a two second break from being pregnant.

[B]

She must be in so much fucking.

[A]

Where's her doctor from? Saying, like, your body's gonna like. Cuz your doctor told you. Well, if.

[B]

Yeah, but if she's having vaginal births, then I don't.

[A]

Doesn't matter.

[B]

I mean, it's not great. Her pelvic floor probably hurts. I'm wondering how she's shitting, but her.

[A]

Husband'S just always out doing press, talking about how they would never have help. They waited to have kids until they were successful enough to not have to have help. And I'm like, she runs a company that's 1 billion times more than my.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

And there's no way she could function with three kids being pregnant.

[B]

Don't even run a company. I have two kids and I need help.

[A]

Yeah, exactly. And he's out here just flexing on everyone saying, like, he's a liar. And everyone in the comments, like, finally, a celebrity that's like, blah, blah, blah. And I'm like, no, you have help. I don't care if both you're a liar. I don't care if both of your moms live at home. That's help.

[B]

That's help. And they have nannies.

[A]

They have five.

[B]

I bet there's no way she did two under two and the Super Bowl. Like, you're lying.

[A]

So I'm calling you on your okay. And that's not even vibrating.

[B]

You guys have help.

[A]

You have help.

[B]

Liars.

[A]

And if you want to stand behind this lie any further, I'm gonna, paparazzi style, find you and your help out in the world.

[B]

You know what? I'm gonna go with him, but I'm gonna have to bring my kids because I literally don't have help.

[A]

And that's just because she can't find it.

[B]

They just keep falling off cliffs. It's like dodo birds. They just follow each other right off the cliff.

[A]

All right, Lizzie's not gonna join us eating because, like, how could she? How could she? Where are you guys going?

[B]

You're gonna go to Applebee's again? You assholes.

[A]

Oh. Oh. And then I'm the problem for not inviting her to eat when she's the one demanding she can't eat.

[B]

Did you get the cheese skillet?

[C]

It.

[A]

The burger?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Yeah. Was it. It was not as advertised, but it was incredible.

[B]

Both of you, you both got the cheese skillet?

[A]

No, we got one to share. And then we wished that we got in all that entree because we didn't know how great it was going to be.

[B]

Damn, I could have told you. I love Applebee's.

[A]

Oh. Everything else was really bad.

[B]

Really?

[A]

They didn't even melt their cheese.

[B]

What?

[A]

They like everything that had cheese on it was not melt. Melted.

[B]

Heavy. That's a lot to take in.

[A]

It really was. Yeah.

[B]

Where are you Going.

[A]

And then we witnessed an affair in the parking lot. They were going at it. Like, you wouldn't. Like, they were. And I was like, gosh, is one going to the airport for, like, four months? And then it was either Spencer or Chris was like, no, that screams affair. Like, Applebee's parking lot, middle of the day. Like, can't get enough of each other. Affair.

[B]

Affair. For sure.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Did you call their siga? Those?

[A]

I'm trying to find them still to this day.

[B]

Well, now we're letting him know. What do they look like?

[A]

Honestly?

[B]

Yeah, I don't remember. Oh, man.

[A]

But if your husband is going to Applebee's for lunch, you need to question him.

[B]

Or if your wife's there, she's cheating.

[A]

Yeah. If you live anywhere around. What's that town, Chris? Northridge. Northridge. You're being cheated on.

[B]

Northridge.

[A]

That's where Applebee's is, babes.

[B]

For real, huh? That's crazy.

[A]

So if you're in or around the Northridge area and you know your significant other goes to Applesby's, they're cheating on you. They're fucking cheating.

[B]

They're literally cheating on you. And it's a bummer for you.

[A]

It really is.

[B]

You got it. You got to reel that in, and you got to handle your business.

[A]

Okay, thank you, guys. Good luck, and don't fuck it up. Toodaloo.

[B]

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[A]

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[C]

They just. It's the Lord.

[A]

It's definitely not the.

[C]

Okay, they're a Christian company.

[A]

It's a landscaper that they hire that, like, because I want this palm tree artist to work at my house.

[C]

You know, it could be named Jesus maybe.

[A]

Like, it's always incredible. Have you ever been to an In N Out where they don't have like, palm tree art? It's not just like a palm tree. It's like art out of palm trees.

[C]

They have great, great stuff.

[A]

And it's like, oh, my God. Let me get a little bit. Let me show you what we're dealing with.

[D]

1, 2, 2.

[C]

Marker.

[A]

Look how they cross and make this. I gotta go. But like, wow. Gorgeous. I know.

[C]

Chill out.

[A]

I don't even think, oh, yeah, I can get past this. F150. The funny thing about this In N Out, the first time we went to it. Well, like, you're the one that deals with the window. What?

[C]

It's on this side?

[A]

Yeah. Isn't that crazy? Yeah.

[C]

This is a weird one.

[A]

Okay, let me.

[D]

It's also one of the only ones I know where there's not like an inside place to sit down. And eat just doesn't exist.

[A]

We're at such an angle that the camera won't even. It's just a weird angle right now because the car's like this.

[C]

Wait, so what are you getting?

[A]

Okay, so we are getting something called gorilla style. In N Out. Gorilla style.

[B]

In N Out burger.

[A]

Oh, gosh. Okay, if you just want monkey style.

[B]

Which is already a thing, you just put some animal fries on there. Okay, I'm just taking one step further.

[A]

If you want to do a gorilla.

[B]

Style, you get a Flying Dutchman double patty. Make it a triple patty.

[C]

What the are we eating?

[A]

Two patties. Three patties.

[B]

Total gorilla style burger, baby.

[D]

Let's go.

[C]

Oh, the guy's right here. The guy's right here.

[A]

Oh, is he trying to talk to us? Yeah. Yes. Oh, sorry about that. So have you ever heard of the gorilla style? No, I've never. No.

[C]

Okay, we have to make it ourselves.

[A]

Okay, so animal fry. Can we get animal fries?

[C]

A double, double Flying Dutchman, or.

[A]

I think that there two patties. I know, but there's one burger, and you're putting it on top of that.

[D]

Double double and a flying.

[A]

Okay, so can we get three Flying Dutchmans.

[C]

Okay.

[A]

And then three double doubles.

[C]

Okay. And on the Flying Dutchman, just two meats, two cheese.

[A]

Yes.

[C]

Okay.

[B]

No, and onion. Right?

[A]

I think onions, too, because onions. The patty for that. Right?

[C]

You want the whole grilled wrap, like the.

[A]

Like the. Yeah. Okay.

[C]

And then on the double doubles.

[B]

Any onion on there?

[A]

Sure.

[C]

Look at the animal style.

[A]

Right? And then. Oh, can you get the burger animal style? Oh, okay. The burger's animal style. And then three animal style fries.

[C]

Okay, Three more. Because I already had one.

[A]

Oh, yeah. So three total. I'm sorry.

[C]

Total. You got it. That's it.

[A]

Yep.

[C]

So I had three double doubles, animal style, three flying Dutch and hoga wrap, and three animal fry. Perfect.

[A]

5581. Okay, thank you.

[D]

Damn, these are things I could never do without you.

[A]

We got. No, I don't think. I don't think. If you're filming this for the Internet, you're doing this. And if you.

[C]

I'm glad we didn't just order gorilla style and be. Be like, what the are you talking about?

[A]

We're still at an angle. Okay. I really thought. I always put it like that. It's just the angle's flattening out right now. Okay. So I was like, oh, the in and out line is gonna be so long. We're definitely gonna have all the time in the world to figure this out.

[C]

The shortest One I've ever seen.

[A]

Wow, what a great time to be alive. Expensive. In and out too.

[C]

Yeah, well, we ordered three meals, right? I guess that is kind of expensive.

[A]

If you get just a burger. We got the most expensive burgers too, because they're all the doubles. Yeah, we got the doubles with the animal styles. We technically got six burgers, three fries. That's crazy.

[C]

Yeah, six doubles, six burgers and three fries is pretty good.

[A]

That's good. And they're all done. So we're having. We're consuming four patties each. I mean, we don't have to finish it, but.

[C]

Yeah, well, it would be rude not to.

[A]

I mean, yes, I'm offended. The world's offended if you don't finish it.

[C]

Are we gonna eat this in the comments car?

[A]

It's gonna be so you can't eat in and out. Once it gets soggy though.

[C]

I know. It's just gonna be a. Your car, your car.

[B]

Who cares?

[C]

Okay?

[A]

Who cares? It's not like new and precious anymore. You know what I'm saying?

[D]

Also, what was monkey style that she was talking about in the video that.

[A]

I don't know.

[C]

That was. She just said you just take your animal style fries and put them in the burger. So we're doing that. And plus the natural putting all the fries.

[A]

Wow. We almost need to like tape an iPhone up here so that we get the top down view. That's really inventive, huh? Honestly, I could probably go like that.

[C]

Oh, actually you could.

[A]

Girls, new angle just dropped new angle alert on the zip dot com.

[C]

Do you own that?

[A]

No, but I should.

[B]

Huh?

[C]

Yeah, you should do it.

[A]

I'm trying to see if I could get like all of. Oh, bitch. That is the angle. Are you kidding me? Oh, we're rolling on that once we're once we're making two iPhones up there.

[C]

I just wanted to see. I just wanted to see.

[A]

Chris is like. Are you trying to kill me?

[D]

We're gonna have seven angles.

[A]

No, we'll just do. We'll just do this one, but that's pretty legit.

[C]

This is such a tiny. This must suck to work at this one.

[A]

Well, are they flying the food over?

[C]

No, I don't need.

[A]

Cuz there's a big building there and then there's so.

[D]

So this one's strange. This must be one of like the older ones, one of the earlier, because all they keep everything back there and then they make all of it right here.

[A]

There's actually an outdoor eating area up there.

[D]

There is an outdoor eating area, but there's no indoor eating area. Like, doesn't exist.

[C]

We're gonna have to ask for a million napkins. Sorry, I didn't interrupt you.

[A]

Don't worry. Little Caesar came through for us from last week.

[C]

Thank you, Little Caesar.

[A]

Tabitha. Wow. How's the weather where you guys are 72 and sunny here? No, I told Shane, I know this is just as annoying as everyone else on the Internet, but I'm. Last week I was like, we've got to go to Mexico during the winter. I can't take it.

[C]

Meanwhile, it's like negative 40 degrees in, like, Minnesota.

[A]

I just can't do it anymore. Oh, no. Yes. I only have the apple.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

Total tasting me.

[C]

5581, please.

[A]

Wow.

[D]

Like, look how tight of a space they have to make all the burgers.

[A]

Can we get a bunch of ketchup, please? Ketchup, of course. Thank you. Okay, let me. Animal fries. We're just waiting on those burgers. Thank you. Thank you. Okay, one the third camera. And now we're going to be able to open it and.

[C]

Oh, that's actually kind of nice. They give us, like, a placement. I don't know.

[A]

It's like, am I gonna leave that.

[D]

Vertical in the editing or am I?

[A]

Yeah, it can just go like, in the middle of the frame when you use it. It doesn't have to be on the whole time after we're eating. I'll probably stop it.

[C]

How the do they get food over here?

[A]

Exactly. From the other side.

[D]

They just cross the cars.

[A]

Look at that top cam.

[C]

Oh, my God.

[A]

Wow, this is a nice addition. It has this all ooing. The thing about. The thing about In N Out's fries is they're delicious if you eat them hot. Yeah, that's true.

[C]

Five minutes late, it's.

[A]

It's over. Five minutes, it's over.

[D]

But that's because this one, it's real.

[C]

Fries and also the animal style, like. Like, if you wait too long, the cheese just, like, sticks, like, hard, big clump of fries. Thank you.

[D]

I will never understand In N Out haters ever, ever.

[C]

We get a handful of a nap. You have, like, napkins, too.

[A]

I'll wait. I'll wait.

[C]

Thank you, man.

[A]

You're all set. Thank you. Thank you.

[C]

Thank you.

[A]

You too. I am so excited.

[C]

It smells so good.

[A]

I'm just going to go on the street out here.

[C]

Okay. Street meat.

[A]

I did this recently on the after sip. Don't worry about it. I was alone by myself, just eating on the street. It was one of the days that it was like pouring rain.

[C]

Oh yeah.

[A]

And. And I was just like, I. Okay. Come on, brother man.

[C]

Still have ketchup down here too from some other trip you guys went on.

[A]

You know, I like to keep a stocked car. Yeah, see, I'm just gonna park right here.

[C]

Oh yeah, perfect.

[A]

Oh, I've been here before. All right.

[D]

I used to take the bus to this in n out in like middle school.

[C]

That's such middle school energy.

[A]

Okay, let's check out how these. These are the Dutchman. Oh, those are gorgeous.

[C]

That was not my first reaction to seeing those.

[A]

Have you had one?

[C]

I've never had one.

[A]

You might have to take a bite of yours solo before you put it on the. Okay.

[D]

The first time I saw it was like.

[A]

This is ridiculous.

[D]

Spencer, it's phenomenal.

[A]

Here, do you want this to be your plate?

[D]

Cheesier than normal.

[A]

It's incredible. So if you put a burger. Well both of your burgers on there and then I'll find you a plate too for. I can take a lid or. Well, yeah. I'm gonna give you this to be your plate. Thank you, thank you, thank you. And then I think we can just take you there. They have like. How could you not like this burger? I'll never understand. Oh, it's hot. Thank you so much. It's really hot. Sorry. Gorgeous.

[B]

This.

[A]

And then. Do you want to take one of those? Those? Yeah. Oh, that is gorgeous. This is.

[D]

This looks especially beautiful.

[B]

Like.

[A]

Are you kidding me? I think let's get a thumbnail with these. Oh, you need a napkin there, I.

[C]

Got some under here.

[D]

I come here all the time. This is the best it's ever looked, I think.

[A]

Cuz you vibrate so hard. How close can you get, Chris? Oh, wow. Oh, I gotta take one of the individual.

[C]

I'm.

[A]

Yeah.

[D]

I'm fighting for my life to not eat all this.

[C]

Well, you might. You might be losing that battle.

[A]

Okay. We can assemble. Yeah.

[C]

To wait till Avengers assemble.

[A]

It's a little difficult because this is.

[D]

Gonna be out of the wrap, which is why keeps it together.

[A]

Yep, exactly.

[C]

Okay, so wait, I'm gonna take a little Flying Dutchman bite.

[A]

Yeah, you've got two.

[C]

This is actually.

[A]

I think I need a Flying Dutchman bite too.

[C]

Oh my God.

[D]

Fine, I'll have a Flying Dutchman.

[C]

Bike grease.

[D]

It's incredible.

[A]

Oh my God. That is really good. Damn.

[C]

It's just cheese. Just cheese and meat and onion.

[D]

How could you not like it?

[C]

Wow.

[A]

I'm not even like an onion person particularly. And I love it.

[C]

That works so well, yeah, please.

[A]

It really does. The first times I was prompted that I was like, no way in hell am I going to eat that. Okay, now the criminal part.

[C]

Now we're going gorilla.

[A]

Yeah. I'm to put these while we get the burgers out.

[C]

Do you want to actually.

[A]

Yeah, maybe leave that there.

[C]

You can roll these sleeves and then.

[D]

Some fries on top.

[A]

Right.

[C]

I got my Dutchman.

[A]

You already got her out?

[D]

Yeah.

[A]

I'm going to take this bag for you to be a trash bag. Okay.

[C]

Wait, should we watch the video one more time so we see what she does?

[A]

Oh, my phone's up here.

[C]

Never mind.

[A]

I think it's just applying all of the elements.

[C]

Yeah, Just put in all the together.

[A]

So is there a fork that forks can fry that? Yes. Oh, my God, it's so hot. There's four forks. Let me get them. Okay. Okay. Fork.

[D]

Thank you.

[C]

I'm opening up my burger. I'm placing my Dutchman inside. Oh, that's really hot.

[A]

The Dutchman's so hot. We almost have to wait for a second for the Dutchman to cool down.

[B]

Down.

[C]

Ouch.

[D]

Thank you.

[A]

Oh, you can just take a whole thing.

[D]

Oh, a whole thing.

[A]

Yeah. I got one of everything for all of us.

[B]

Wow.

[D]

How much fries do you put?

[A]

I think you just put, like, a reasonable amount of the top.

[C]

How many would a gorilla put in?

[D]

Right, right, right.

[A]

A gorilla would put the whole thing. Well, wow.

[C]

Now the fries are going in.

[A]

I don't even know that my mouth is going to fit around.

[C]

My mouth doesn't usually fit around the normal In n Out burger.

[A]

The double double is normally a little.

[D]

Whoa. Okay, this is.

[B]

What the hell?

[C]

This is fucked up.

[A]

It's actually fucked up. Okay, you need a thumbnail with that. Take a picture back there. Take it. Oh, my. Let me lift mine up.

[C]

Oh, it's dripping.

[A]

She's wet. This is like. You literally can't get your mouth around this. All right, I'm doing it. Okay. Yeah, we gotta do it. Overall plate, I mean, it's good.

[C]

It's good.

[D]

It's really hard to eat, but it's delicious.

[A]

It's like. It's like Thanksgiving. It's in and out Thanksgiving when your dinner all starts to mash together because it's on one huge plate and.

[C]

Yes. Yeah, it's just a bit like. It's. All the flavors of the ingredients all.

[A]

Work together, but it's like, what are we doing here? What up?

[C]

I think the fries are kind of unnecessary, I'll say that.

[A]

Oh, wow. That's where I think you're wrong. Oh.

[C]

I guess I'm not really the true gorilla for gorilla.

[A]

I think we could do with like two less patties and keep the fries. Wow.

[C]

Okay, so this is where we differ.

[A]

You're right. If you're on your own opinion, just, I disagree.

[D]

Yeah, it's really good. It's just insane. Like, this is so hard to eat. There's sauce everywhere. I'm dripping everywhere.

[C]

I am so hungry, though.

[D]

It's too much to, like, actually eat. You can't take a bite of all of it at once anyway.

[A]

No, I'm taking, like bits off of. I'm doing like a top half and a bottom half.

[D]

Delicious but ridiculous.

[A]

It's honestly pretty good. Good. Like, wow. And we really got fresh and ready.

[C]

It is like steaming fresh out the off the grill.

[A]

This is might be the craziest thing we've ever done on the sip for really. I mean, this is pretty wild.

[C]

This is up.

[A]

This build alone is.

[C]

Yeah, you guys don't do, like, food challenge. I feel this is almost like a challenge.

[D]

Oh, honestly though, it's really good.

[A]

It's the pick entered the chat that, like, threw it off a little bit.

[C]

Today was supposed to be like, all right, back to a good diet. We're back to it. Meanwhile, eating a gorilla style burger.

[D]

I have to say, I feel disgusting.

[A]

But I'm enjoying it. It's pretty good.

[C]

Really good.

[D]

How do you not have sauce everywhere?

[A]

What are you doing? Oh, no, it's all dripping.

[B]

The soup.

[C]

There's just a nice little soup at the bottom.

[A]

I might have to, like, get at this with a fork once we get back to the office.

[C]

You know, honestly.

[A]

I actually love it. It's too much for like an everyday.

[C]

Thing, but, like, it's a fun little challenge.

[A]

You get broken up with and you need something to do. Like something to get something to do, something to feel something. This is where you come.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. Are you guys fast or slow eaters? Because you are both with male partners. But the thing is always that, like, the joke is always like, the boyfriend is finishing eating after the girlfriend's up, you know, on her, like, second bite.

[D]

I'm normally the girl. Oh, wait, I'm the slow one. Yeah, I'm normally slow.

[A]

I don't know what I am. How delusional is that?

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

I don't know if it's bad or good, but I don't know if I'm a slow or fast eater.

[D]

I have sauce everywhere.

[A]

What about you?

[C]

I eat really quick. I eat too Fast. I'm like a dog.

[A]

We got to get you one of those bowls that like.

[C]

Yeah, yeah.

[A]

Slows you down.

[C]

Buy food in, like, a maze. I don't eat too fast.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Remember, we have the ball, and I'll.

[C]

Just be one of those dogs where it flips it on the ground and then just eats it off the ground. It becomes. Although when I'm with a really slow eater, it really annoys me.

[D]

When I'm starving, though, and you give me food, I'm done in four seconds. You know what I mean?

[A]

I'm not the annoying person somebody's waiting for.

[C]

That's the worst.

[A]

But I don't think somebody would be like, oh, he's a fast eater.

[C]

I also think I have a really big mouth, so I think a lot can go down at one point.

[D]

And my previous mouth, it was all.

[A]

I hit it from your juice.

[C]

Your juice. When you hit it from the back.

[A]

Honestly, it was better from the front. Now it's like.

[D]

You don't like it from the back.

[C]

I hit a gorilla style from the back.

[A]

Well, it's coming out. The back is just pickle and tomato, and by itself, it's like you need it with the. The onion and the cheese.

[C]

I took my tomato out because sometimes it's like. Sometimes the tomato in and out is too thick of a cut and it just slides right out every time you try to take a bite.

[A]

I agree. Sometimes she can get in the way.

[C]

Like, they double stack it.

[A]

Like, that's too thick.

[C]

That's too thick.

[A]

It takes it. Yeah. I was gonna say.

[D]

I'm definitely not gonna finish this, but I'm already almost done.

[A]

Oh, yeah, Same.

[C]

So that's what I was asking, if you guys are faster. So because I'm up close to done.

[A]

I'm gonna take half of this to the office.

[D]

I was saying at my old retail job, you had 30 minutes to go buy lunch and eat it.

[A]

Yeah. And be back. Yeah. Yeah.

[D]

And that, for me was, like, not a reasonable amount of time. I needed much more than that. It was a constant problem. I just physically can't eat that fast.

[C]

30 minute breaks are brutal because you're just, like, settling in at the end of it.

[D]

I need an hour lunch. If I don't get an hour, it's just not happening.

[A]

Wow. I will say this is incredible.

[C]

This is so good. Honestly, the Flying Dutchman is really. It's.

[A]

It really is good. And, like, I just wish this wasn't.

[D]

Happening with my hands, you know?

[A]

Yeah.

[C]

But outside of this, you can't get Everything you want.

[B]

You know.

[A]

I guess if you like sat down at home and prepared yourself for this mess, like put out like tablecloth that you could just like wrap up over.

[C]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. To hide your just your shame.

[A]

Then we're really working.

[C]

There's also I can definitely see if like I don't, we don't recommend this on the sip but if you were happen to be high getting this with a bunch of like teenagers or something like that. Not with a bunch of teenagers.

[A]

I don't think it's not recommendable.

[C]

Well, I was think like they'll drive high.

[A]

Oh, oh right.

[C]

You're sober friend to drive you and you guys get stoned. Like this is like I can totally see everyone getting.

[A]

Oh yeah. I mean a sober person didn't create this combination.

[D]

I have a question. A stone who's not from California? I often hear people be like who are not from California say that in n out is over hyped, it's overrated and whatever. Do you feel that way? Because I love it. But I am from here. California.

[C]

Yeah, I agree. I, I, when people come visit me, they all want to go to in it because the problem is all you ever hear from people in California and you can't get it anywhere.

[A]

They are expanding though pretty rapidly.

[C]

But unlike the east coast, there's not none. And my thing is, I always say like people think it's gonna be like the best burger of their life. It's not gonna be the best burger of real life. It's gonna be a really good burger. And the reason everyone loves it is because it's really good. It's fresh and it's cheap for the price.

[A]

And we're back. Since I said it's not gonna be the best burger of your life, but it's gonna be good.

[D]

I'm rolling two. I'm calling this to take two. I don't know what it was, but for the price, it's a great burger.

[C]

No, it's great and you get it. It's like even if there's a crazy lime, you don't wait in line that long. It is in and out like you, it is pretty quick. It's good and it's really, it's really good. But I just like, I've had people visit me from, from back home and they're like, this isn't that good. I'm like, as I always try now, I'm always like, it's gonna be fine, it's gonna be fine. And then when they have it, they're like, whoa, this is good.

[A]

That's the thing is it's like seeing a movie that's been overhyped. It's like, if you just didn't hear all the hype, you'd be like, oh, that was incredible. But because you've built this thing up for so long that you don't have access to, it's like, yeah. Was it as good as I was imagining in my head?

[D]

I'm just so confused when people compared to, like, Whataburger. Have you had that?

[A]

No, but I can tell you I'm not interested. To me, Whataburger.

[D]

Whataburger. To me, maybe water burger. Whataburger.

[A]

Yeah. What about the burger? That's the name of it.

[C]

Everyone in Texas is mad at you now that you don't want to try.

[A]

I'm sorry, Texas?

[D]

But everyone says, oh, that one's better, and they compare the dude. But to me, that one's way more like Wendy's or something. Like, to me, that's like, oh, now.

[C]

Everyone'S mad at you, Chris.

[D]

I'm sorry. It's just, like, way more comparable.

[A]

But actually, we love Wendy's. I love Wendy's. Every time we eat a Wendy's burger, we're like, oh, wow, Wendy's is delicious. But it is a different category than In N Out. They're different. They're different moods.

[D]

That's what I'm saying. So I'm so confused that people are even comparing them.

[C]

They're so different.

[A]

I like, I love Wendy's, but it's not something I would like. Even though they're both burgers, they're in different universes to me.

[D]

Oh, totally. And I enjoyed Whataburger, too, but again, just completely different.

[A]

What are we? Oh, you're a traitor.

[B]

No.

[A]

Wow.

[C]

Going back on a roots.

[A]

Well, that was delicious.

[C]

Thank you, gorilla.

[A]

Thank you, gorilla. And thank you, gorilla Girl. Did you. Did she find that or who.

[C]

I don't know.

[A]

Who made this?

[C]

I'm sure she would love being known as Gorilla Girl.

[A]

Well, this guy with his dog is happy. Wow. I wonder what he took this morning. Maybe he's heading to get a gorilla burger in the state that Spencer suggested.

[C]

In the state that I suggested?

[A]

Hi.

[C]

Oh, right. I thought it was, like, California.

[A]

No, the mental space.

[C]

You could just be a happy guy. You could just be having a good day.

[A]

Oh, weird. It's January. Nobody's happy. Not unless you live in Mexico.

[C]

You gotta get down to Mexico.

[A]

I know.

[D]

I really didn't think I was gonna finish that. I'm kind of ashamed.

[A]

You finished? Yeah.

[C]

Oh, I finished mine too.

[A]

Oh, no, I'm gonna finish mine. All right, you guys, thank you so much for watching the sip. Chris just posted a new video. Are you posting every Friday?

[C]

Every Friday?

[A]

He's posting every Friday. Check it out if you want to eat some more. If this didn't satiate you enough.

[C]

Still hungry.

[A]

Well, there's more. I've linked his channel in the description section below. Support it. And you can eat. I mean, I always want to eat food. Food with someone when I'm eating. Yeah, because my husband can't just hear me chew, but he can listen to somebody on YouTube Chew. That blocks out my chewing and that's somehow fine. Yes. I put on mukbangs when I eat. So if you want to eat with us and then eat with Chris on Fridays. Perfect. You have somebody else to eat with. Oh, Spencer just got a new car.

[C]

He'S gonna get, so check that out. Well, you're gonna give up streets of la?

[A]

Well, I was gonna say, are you gonna do a car tour on Sam's Patreon?

[C]

Jared's gonna film me doing a car tour.

[A]

All right, so that will be coming on Shane's Patreon. Lizzie obviously said her birth video is coming out yesterday. If she can figure it out with the lack of childcare. And I'm always posting vlogs. By always, I mean twice a month if I'm lucky. So, you know. Okay, that's it. I'll shut up. Hope you guys have a great day. We love you so much. And that's the sim Toodaloo.