Tasting EVERYTHING on SUBWAY’S Thanksgiving Menu with Shane!!

Summary

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Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams & Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting EVERYTHING on SUBWAY’S Thanksgiving Menu with Shane!!

Release Date: November 26, 2025

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Main Theme

This episode finds Ryland and Lizze in maximum relatable, unfiltered form as they catch up on chaotic family life, pop culture headlines, and—most notably—taste test the full lineup of Subway’s ambitious Thanksgiving-themed subs, joined by Shane. Between candid venting, celebrity gossip, and a surprisingly wholesome take on fast food feasts, the conversation bounces through humor, sarcasm, and moments of true vulnerability.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Merch Launch Mayhem & Family Chaos

[00:07–04:57]

• Ryland and Lizze commiserate over a week of childcare fails, sleep deprivation, and the stress of launching their new podcast merch while managing businesses and houses filled with toddlers and dogs.
• The hosts dish about their high-quality merch (“the luckiest girls in the world” cropped tees, zip-ups, mugs, koozies, and friendship bracelets), immediate hoodie sellouts, and querks of international shipping and pre-orders.
• Ryland: “We ordered a lot of hoodies and didn’t expect they’d be in such demand that they’re already sold out in most sizes.” [03:35]

2. Pregnancy Woes, Sleep Struggles, & Yeast Infections

[06:04–10:29]

• Lizze details late-pregnancy discomfort—insomnia, a baby “grinding on my cervix and poking out my ass,” and her struggles to get comfortable.
• A tangent about dogs transitions into Lizze’s vivid description of suffering her first yeast infection, which she attributes to well-meaning “woo woo” Instagram advice involving olive oil.
• Lizze: “You try to do something that one of these woo woo girls tells you will help and then you end up with a yeast infection.” [08:17]

3. Parenting, Pets & Domestic Disasters

[10:30–16:12]

• Both hosts recount recent hilarities and horrors: diaper blowouts, kids peeing in toy bowls (later accidentally used for feeding peas—“Don’t feed him things out of that. I can’t tell you why. Just don’t!” [14:01]), and Frenchies getting stuck in pillowcases or needing vet visits for “yeast in his tail nub.”
• Lizze: “I’d be worried about everybody else’s yeast but my own. You know what I’m saying?” [10:23]

4. Ad Breaks (Briefly Skipped)

• Ads for HoneyLove bras, Aura Frames, Squarespace, and SeatGeek are interspersed. The hosts engage in personalized discussions but content summaries omit these segments per instructions.

5. The Never-Ending Battle of Domestic Organization

[19:39–24:06]

• Lizze unleashes rage about her husband Joe’s inability to maintain organization: stockpiling supplements, clutter, dish racks, and a lack of follow-through with simple tasks (“Joe needs to be there [with the organizer], and then you guys need to create solutions he can…” [24:36]).
• Ryland empathizes, describing his own need to hire cleaners to avoid resentment.

6. Thanksgiving & Relationship Drama

[31:20–37:43]

• Lizze vents about Joe volunteering to host Thanksgiving—with his camera crew, no less—while she’s 9 months pregnant. She’s adamant: “No. The fuck you can’t.” [33:45]
• Ryland contemplates the pressure holiday cooking puts on family life, sharing their reluctance to do a big meal unless it’s truly meaningful.

7. Girls’ Night Out & Machine Gun Kelly

[39:49–45:28]

• The hosts recount their wild, late-night outing to the Machine Gun Kelly concert, using a backstage pass courtesy of Sophie (MGK’s guitarist), and surviving a “torrential downpour” trying to get in.
• Lizze softens, revealing her deep (if complicated) affection for MGK: “I just want to be his mother.” [41:27]
• The exhaustion post-concert is real—no drugs involved, but hosts are wiped out: “I felt like we ate a bag of Molly and smoked a carton of cigarettes.” — Lizze [43:02]

8. Hot Topics & Celebrity Gossip Round-Up

[54:32–63:27]

• A viral NYC “corner cigarette” event draws 1500 attendees (“America is healing.” — Lizze [55:32]).
• Taylor Swift’s (rumored) Rhode Island wedding plans, mostly dismissed as probable internet fiction.
• Heinz’s post-Thanksgiving “squeezable gravy” gets roasted: “Cold gravy…in a bottle…makes me want to die.” — Elizabeth [58:39]
• Justin & Hailey Bieber’s relationship under scrutiny (with Ryland defending their privacy).
• Olivia Rodrigo, Chapel Roan, and Lady Gaga are spotted together at a concert, but the hosts mainly speculate.

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MEMORABLE QUOTES

• “You try to do something that one of these woo woo girls tells you will help and then you end up with a yeast infection.” — Lizze, [08:17]
• “Just print out a picture of a hoodie and show it to a person and say it’s coming January.” — Ryland, [04:26]
• “If you have a baby and he starts just pissing willy nilly…grab a cup nearby.” — Lizze (recounting the “pee bowl” incident), [14:03]
• “I would have taken that story from you to the grave if you had told me.” — Ryland, on outing the pee bowl story, [13:50]
• “No man should give a woman a life note while she’s pregnant or within two years of having a child. Just eat the [food].” — Lizze, [44:02]
• “I just want people to be their best.” — Lizze, [41:46]
• “Thanksgiving dinner in a sandwich—after you make Thanksgiving, the next day you put it into a sandwich with the dinner rolls. That’s literally what it was.” — Ryland (reviewing Subway’s Thanksgiving sub), [81:27]

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Subway Thanksgiving Menu Tasting: Play-by-Play

[66:39–77:48]

• The menu features three subs: Festive Chicken, Festive Turkey, and the “Turkey Hamkin” (turkey, ham, and chicken).
• Lizze avoids deli meats due to pregnancy; both praise the stuffing and cranberry sauce combo.
• Chicken sub is “shockingly good,” reminiscent of “what you’d make with leftovers.”
• Hamkin (“too much variety”) gets a thumbs down; less is more.
• “If you like Thanksgiving dinner…make a trip!” — Ryland [74:51]
• Shane’s late review: “It tastes shockingly homemade, which I guess is good and surprising for Subway.” [80:27]
• The hosts agree: The chicken version is best, and all the sandwiches are best served warm.

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Additional Highlights

• Extended laughs about the woes and weirdness of modern family life, especially when partners’ “systems” just create more work.
• Ryland, Lizze, and Shane’s dynamic is playful, self-deprecating, and at times, cathartic as they air grievances and find humor in domestic chaos.

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Episode Flow & Tone

• Less a segmented show, more a continuous, hilarious, and chaotic conversation. The hosts toggle between relatable parental suffering, sarcastic partnership complaints, and hot takes on everything from sandwich ingredients to A-list celebrity marriages.
• The tone is candid, funny, and saturated with pop culture references; the hosts’ vulnerability and chemistry anchor even the wilder tangents.

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For Listeners Who Missed the Episode:

This was a quintessential “Sip” episode: real-life messes meet celebrity tea, and even the most basic fast food item gets the full, dramatic taste-test treatment. The chaos of toddler pee, organizing disasters, and the Subway Thanksgiving menu all take center stage, but underpinned by deep friendship, humor, and just enough heart to keep you coming back.

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Timestamps for Key Segments:

• [00:07–04:57] Merch drama + domestic chaos
• [06:04–10:29] Pregnancy & yeast infection saga
• [14:03] “Pee bowl” confession
• [31:20–37:43] Thanksgiving/relationship meltdowns
• [39:49–45:28] Machine Gun Kelly concert adventure
• [66:39–74:51] Subway Thanksgiving tasting
• [80:27] Shane’s review: “shockingly homemade”
• [81:27] Ryland: “Thanksgiving dinner in a sandwich”

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Transcript

[Elizabeth]

I'm done with my dark, sad life.

[Chris]

I can't even tell you what I did last night.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you want me to out myself about the toy? My skin feels like it's tearing off on top.

[Chris]

Oh my God.

[Elizabeth]

Did I tell you the horrible news? So I hate him. I don't know why Big Turkey suddenly took over.

[Chris]

You try to do something that one of these woo woo girls tells you will help and then you end up with a yeast infection.

[Elizabeth]

Walk away with a beasty, yeasty. I feel him coming out my butt. I can feel him coming out my butthole. Okay, sorry, I'm just bro brokering merch deals over here.

[Chris]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth]

I got friends who want to buy mugs.

[Chris]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I got a friend. Her name is Claire. We talk about her every week.

[Chris]

Send him the link.

[Elizabeth]

Can't keep her name out my mouth.

[Chris]

Wow, you have such a quite the relationship with this Claire.

[Elizabeth]

I love her.

[Chris]

Okay, one, take one. Isn't it hard to be Chris? Well, you wouldn't know.

[Elizabeth]

I wouldn't know.

[Chris]

You literally sat here.

[Elizabeth]

But it is hard to be me.

[Chris]

She sat here scrolling.

[Elizabeth]

I will say sitting here was also hard.

[Chris]

It was. I mean, it's pretty hard to just beat you in general. Everywhere Elizabeth and I go, she's like, I'm almost due. Only like one or two more weeks. And then I go, no, you got an entire month more than.

[Elizabeth]

It's crazy that you feel the need to continually say that.

[Chris]

Well, I don't know what you. What else to tell you. Like, wouldn't you let me live in.

[Elizabeth]

My fantasy world where this is almost over? Let me live.

[Chris]

Sorry, you guys, I'm just, you know, we're chrysalis.

[Elizabeth]

I don't know if they know that.

[Chris]

Oh, we're.

[Elizabeth]

Oh my gosh, we're down to Chris.

[Chris]

Imagine this. I've been. I've been preparing for the launch of this merch for, I don't know, four months. Yeah, I've been planning, planning, preparing, doing everything I can to ensure a smooth launch. I've really been dipping and doing it. I wake up on this brisk Monday morning. Sunny, cold, wonderful.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I just burped. And it's not the vibe.

[Chris]

Chris wakes up sick, my assistant can't come to work, and my nanny has to leave.

[Elizabeth]

I didn't sleep. My nanny didn't show up.

[Chris]

It's honestly a miracle we're even here at all.

[Elizabeth]

It's just another manic Monday.

[Chris]

But nonetheless, the merch is now officially live. Elizabeth and I are. Oh, yes, she has.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, put the picture up.

[Chris]

It's cute. She has the cropped baby tee that's bedazzled and says luckiest girl in the world. Because you know from our podcast, we are indeed the luckiest girls in the world. The cute classic sip zip ups. I will try. We don't have anyone to take photos of us in the merch today.

[Elizabeth]

It's okay.

[Chris]

It's okay. The back has like this beautiful puffed text that says the sip. Gorgeous. Fantastic. Honestly, incredible.

[Elizabeth]

Really nice material. Fancy.

[Chris]

We've got the sip mug, we've got the koozies, We've got the friendship bracelets that we're wearing. I'll insert photos of me trying to be like a merch model all weekend long here. How'd it go? I would say pretty good.

[Elizabeth]

You merch modeled good.

[Chris]

Well, you didn't see.

[Elizabeth]

I got no pics.

[Chris]

I think you saw the ones of me and Shane modeling the friendship bracelets.

[Elizabeth]

I saw a couple margaritas in the wild wearing a bracelet.

[Chris]

I know, isn't it crazy? And he was the one that was like, we should wear our bracelets tonight. Aw. Very supportive husband. If you want to shop the merch, it's at the sip shop. It's also listed in the description section below. And I'll pin a comment in the comment section below as well. This stuff is really cute. It's high quality. I do have to say, I think the hoodies are already gone. I mean gone in that everything you can order, you just have to keep your eyes peeled for if it's pre order or in stock. In stock items are gonna hit you, are gonna hit you.

[Elizabeth]

They're gonna come, they're gonna beat the shit out of you.

[Chris]

They're gon and very fast. It is worldwide shipping. If you spend over $100, you get free shipping and a free koozie. But we ordered a lot of hoodies and didn't expect that they'd be in such demand that they're already sold out in most sizes.

[Elizabeth]

Which means what happens to the best hoodies?

[Chris]

It's a pre order.

[Elizabeth]

It's a pre order. You gotta wait a little bit longer. You can order it and it'll come to you. It'll take weeks and weeks.

[Chris]

It's like you're edging for a hoodie. I'm a little bummed because I was hoping that no matter what, even if it was a pre order, it would arrive to you before Christmas. And I just don't think that's the case.

[Elizabeth]

No, but you can always print out a picture of A hoodie and show it to a person and say it's coming January.

[Chris]

We tried to expedite this process as quickly as possible. Like I was on. I mean, the company that I've been working with is great and they helped me execute us execute high quality merch. Like, really high quality, really nice merchandise. So feel free to shop the shop. The link is I obviously, I already mentioned everything is there for you to shop.

[Elizabeth]

All the vibe of it is a little Valentine's Day. So if you do have to pre order it, it'll be in time for V Day.

[Chris]

Isn't it crazy that it kind of worked out that it's kind of a Christmas vibe and kind of a Valentine's Day vibe?

[Elizabeth]

It's just. I love it. I'm really happy in it. And I was dying and I put the shirt on, I was like, oh, my God.

[Chris]

Well. Which is so crazy. It fits you perfectly. That's so for the baby tees, they are like a cropped fit. It's a baby tee. But even a large for reference, she's very pregnant and the large is the perfect size for her.

[Elizabeth]

Sorry for yawning. I'm going to be yawning all day.

[Chris]

The koozie is honestly incredible. Like, it's honestly what your husband puts their beer in. But for us girls, why do they.

[Elizabeth]

Call it a koozie?

[Chris]

I honestly have no idea.

[Elizabeth]

And also, do people call a coochie a kooz because of a koozie because something goes inside of it? Or was it the coochie akuz first and now the koozie is a kooz because of the coochie? Which came first, the kuz or the coochie?

[Chris]

You've lost me all together.

[Elizabeth]

Because, you know, people call a coochie a kooz, and that's a koozie.

[Chris]

Okay, I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

Do you get what I'm saying?

[Chris]

I get what you're saying, but I did not know that. Is it like vaginas were referenced as such?

[Elizabeth]

Virginas Ver. Did you just say vaginas?

[Chris]

Oh, I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

I'm so tired.

[Chris]

I'm gay. I'm gay. So why weren't you able to sleep?

[Elizabeth]

Because I'm nine years pregnant.

[Chris]

What specifically is the element keeping you from sleeping?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know. It just feels like this guy inside me is just, like, big. Like, he's just like a big boy. Like, he's just like, big.

[Chris]

Well, you sent me videos of him moving.

[Elizabeth]

It's a lot.

[Chris]

I don't think I Ever saw Billy Bob move in that way that, like, it's.

[Elizabeth]

He's been like, dolphin kicking inside me since his conception.

[Chris]

Crazy.

[Elizabeth]

And not only that, but, like, both sides of my ribs hurt. With Billy, it was just the one side. And also, like, my. I feel him coming out my butt. I can feel him coming out my butthole. It feels like he's grinding on my cervix and poking out my ass. And it's a lot. But last.

[Chris]

Have you felt around or is that.

[Elizabeth]

Weird in my butthole?

[Chris]

No. Well, I'm. I mean, he's obviously not coming out your butthole. He'd be coming out your cooter.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. Oh, it feels like he's coming out my cooter right now.

[Chris]

Have you felt up a little to see if you can, like, poke his head?

[Elizabeth]

No, because I was. I've been told my cervix is fine. Oh, my God. Did I tell you the horrible news? Oh, yeah. I won't stop talking about the horrible news. I have a fucking yeast infection. Oh, have you guys ever had a yeast infection?

[Chris]

No.

[Elizabeth]

This shit sucks.

[Chris]

What's. What? So how did it come about?

[Elizabeth]

My coochie was itchy.

[Chris]

I know, but isn't a yeast infection normally from having sex and not how.

[Elizabeth]

No, it can be from hormonal changes. So, like, I'd never had one before, but. So I'm gonna chalk this up to pregnancy too.

[Chris]

It's gotta be. I mean, what else?

[Elizabeth]

So I. At my ob GYN appointment, she's like, any other questions? And I like, my coochie's violently itchy. She was like, oh, it could be a yeast infection. I was like, huh? And she looked at it, she was like, oh, yeah. And I was like, what do you mean, oh, yeah? That's so rude. I don't even need to culture this. Could I take a sample for my sourdough starter? Like, okay, bitch. Thank you. And the treatment is like a. You stick 3 inches of plastic into your coos and inject 3 inches of ointment into yourself and then have to lay down immediately. Otherwise it gushes out. Why, why?

[Chris]

And why?

[Elizabeth]

Why?

[Chris]

Could this have any relation to the olive oil that you're lubing yourself up?

[Elizabeth]

Super related to the olive oil I've been dripping down my.

[Chris]

And none of the disclaimers of the people that were telling you to put olive oil all over your koozie told you that it might cause a yeast infection. It's like, you try to do something that one of these woo woo girls tells you will help and Then you end up with a yeast infection.

[Elizabeth]

Walk away with a beasty yeast infection.

[Chris]

Isn't that the epitome of like a hot girl on Instagram? Yeah, they tell you this worked for me. And then a regular person tries it and it just. Fuck.

[Elizabeth]

Also, like, how much did you get paid to say that, you lying ass koozie? And then Icky got stuck in a pillowcase.

[Chris]

Riley's head got stuck in the fence today. So I can relate. In a pillowcase.

[Elizabeth]

I know.

[Chris]

He's so dumb and I was just inquiring about his rate to see if he wanted to become a television star.

[Elizabeth]

No, I told you he can't act.

[Chris]

I know. Well, he's getting his head stuck in pillowcases.

[Elizabeth]

No, he wants to cuddle because it's winter time. So he gets out of bed, comes over to my side of bed as if that's an easy task for me to manage right now. Needs me to lift one of my 19 pillows so that he can come cuddle up under the blankets exactly where he wants to be and lift the blankets exactly so that he can get where he wants to go. And so I lift it, but then I have like. Because I'm literally surrounded by pillows because of my stomach. So like I need to rest my pillow. Like if I turn to the side, I have to like have something to support.

[Chris]

This is huge. It's like you've got a basketball in there.

[Elizabeth]

My skin feels like it's tearing off on top.

[Chris]

It's like crazy.

[Elizabeth]

It really is.

[Chris]

And here I am. Why couldn't you sleep?

[Elizabeth]

What part of pregnancy made you unable to sleep? It's the pregnancy and my dumbass Frenchie. So Icky gets under the covers and then starts inching up towards the top of the bed, but he thinks he needs to get under another cover. So he gets under a pillow, but not under the whole pillow. Just under the top part of the pillow, in between the pillow and the bottom part of the pillowcase. And then go. And it's a king size pillow and he's not long. And then just violently shoves his dumb little body into the whole thing until he is fully in a pillowcase and pushing the whole thing up. Cause he doesn't understand why he's got something trapped on his face because he likes to have his face exposed.

[Chris]

So this is why you have to take him to the vet?

[Elizabeth]

No, I have to take him to the vet because I think I'm worried he has either. I'm worried he has a yeasty in his tail nub. He's a yeasty motherfucker. I'd be worried about everybody else's yeast but my own. You know what I'm saying? And that's not a motherhood. I don't know.

[Chris]

How are you guys becoming so yeasty? What?

[Elizabeth]

No, my dog's a Ben. Yeasty. Remember he had yeast infections in his paws because we were trying a new diet for him, Right? But he either has an ear infection or yeast in his tail nub because he's doing this thing where I can tell he's uncomfortable. So I'm just taking him in to check it out because I'd rather not have him be uncomfortable through Thanksgiving break. And then I just hate seeing him uncomfortable. I just love him. They need. They also need, like, a little vaccination moment, right? And a little nail trim.

[Chris]

Right? I was trying. Well, I was, like, trying to do the merch launch while. Without a nanny. While, like, the cleaners were at the house. And so I was like, well, Max hates when the vacuum's on, so we're just gonna go outside. They're running outside, but Riley can't be in the front part of the yard because the gardeners are there. They have the gate open, and it's like. So Riley's out back, but he wants to play with us so bad that he's trying to wiggle. She.

[Elizabeth]

What's wrong with you?

[Chris]

I'm sorry.

[Elizabeth]

You do this all the time to her. She's a lady, okay?

[Chris]

She doesn't have lady energy.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, she does.

[Chris]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, she's got big bitch energy.

[Chris]

She seems very masculine to me.

[Elizabeth]

No, she's not.

[Chris]

Are we getting into problematic territory?

[Elizabeth]

You are.

[Chris]

And she wants to play with Jett and Max so bad that she's trying to shove her dumb little body through the spaces of the fence, God bless her. And then just gets her head stuck. And then Jet's running off into the wilderness, and we know there's bears amok. And so I'm like, screaming, Jet. While trying to ply the bars open for Riley's head and communicate with Riley.

[Elizabeth]

Now reverse, reverse, reverse, reverse.

[Chris]

And then I was like, fuck it, Riley. You have to be stuck for a minute. I've got to go get two babies that are running in different directions at full speed. What am I supposed to do? What's a dad of a million supposed to do?

[Elizabeth]

I know. That's so crazy. I think, like, this morning, Billie, super weird Billy's diaper, like, broke open in the front, and the gel capsules that suck up all the moisture exploded out the top. I was like, what the fuck? And I didn't want it to be on his body any longer when I noticed it because it's just like, what is that? Like, I don't want that touching his skin, so I took his diaper off. So he's just butt ass naked. He's Pooh baron like his dad. Motherfucker squats down and just takes a dump on the floor.

[Chris]

I was going to say, you're so brave. The amount of times that you just let Billy run diaperless in the house, it's like, you're not afraid that motherfucker is gonna pee everywhere.

[Elizabeth]

No, he does pee places. I've told you this.

[Chris]

Is this close enough to your mouth?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I think so. Well, I was trying to expose my mouth. Well, it is where it is.

[Chris]

Okay. I don't think you've told the sip, though.

[Elizabeth]

What? What?

[Chris]

Well, last. Okay, have you not learned your lesson with a diaperless child?

[Elizabeth]

No. He pees everywhere all the time. I can wash all my rugs.

[Chris]

Take us back five days and a half ago.

[Elizabeth]

What do you mean to?

[Chris]

Why don't you just tell us the story?

[Elizabeth]

About what?

[Chris]

The diaperless baby.

[Elizabeth]

Well, it's so the first one. Well, he does this all the time. Are you talking about when I let him pee in cups and stuff? He does this all the time because he's potty trained. That's how you potty train your baby. Everybody knows that. You let your date. You let your baby be naked, and then when he starts peeing on your stuff and you panic, you just grab a cup nearby. Oh, you want me to out myself about the toy, you son of a bitch. You want me to tell them about the toy? You're sick.

[Chris]

I was hinting at it. You're the one that you picked up on it. I was not.

[Elizabeth]

Best friend behavior.

[Chris]

I was.

[Elizabeth]

I would have taken that story from you to the grave if you had told me. Okay, Rylan wants me to tell you guys something that's awful. Okay, I get it. No, it's awful. But you know what? If you have a baby and he starts just pissing willy nilly, and you're.

[Chris]

Trying to potty surround him with cups.

[Elizabeth]

Around the house, and his favorite toy is soup, and he has a fake soup bowl and little tiny fake soup bowls to serve his little tiny fake friends soup. I took one of his little toy bowls and I let him piss in it. Okay? I let him piss in it, and I thought to myself, definitely wash this. Definitely take this to the kitchen and Wash it before he plays with it again. And then I took a baby wipe. Cuz he doesn't piss a lot. He's a baby. And I take a baby wipe and I wipe it out and I'm like, okay, take this to the kitchen. Notice. I'll take this to the kitchen. Take it to the kitchen. Didn't take it to the kitchen because I am a mess. I'm a mess. And then the next day, sorry, I'm vomiting. My nanny's feeding Billy peas out of the pee pee. The pee pee bowl. And I was like, don't feed him things out of that. I can't tell you why. Just don't. So that's our life over there. But I will say his poop was just a log.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. So then today he pooped on the kitchen floor.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth]

He just squatted down and pooped. And it was kind of awful because I literally had a fresh diaper in my hand. And he just like took a couple steps and I was already sitting on a little stool so that I could change him in my lap and. And I was like, come here, come here be. Come here. Squatted down, took a tiny little pee and a big old little poo. And then I just picked up the poo and walked it to the bathroom, put it in the toilet and flushed it.

[Chris]

I'm trying not to manifest terrible twos over at my house.

[Elizabeth]

Well, they're coming.

[Chris]

But my children have started to think that they're my boss.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

If I sit and they don't want me to be sitting. No, no, no.

[Elizabeth]

Billy started pushing Joe.

[Chris]

Well, like they don't. Or if I lay down, they pull me back. Like they're like trying to boss me around and I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm the boss. Yeah, Dad's the boss.

[Elizabeth]

Everybody lay down.

[Chris]

Dad, dad, boss.

[Elizabeth]

You say that to them.

[Chris]

I'm going to start.

[Elizabeth]

The kids I used to babysit, I used to go, well, I'm the only one with a college degree around here, so I'm in charge. Oh, no.

[Chris]

Although I lied to Clever. Why can't I lie to them?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, lie to them. What are they going to do? Look it up. They can't read.

[Chris]

I was going to lose ten grand a year because I didn't have a college degree. My babies don't have to know that.

[Elizabeth]

No, absolutely not. I might not even really have a college degree. Who knows? Prove it.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Elizabeth]

You know what I'm saying?

[Chris]

Well, our printer stopped working and my computer went to Screensaver mode. So now I don't. Oh, you.

[Elizabeth]

I got you.

[Chris]

Your. Your husband.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, I'm done. All right, well, this weekend, I had a really fun time going to lunch with one of my oldest girlfriends. I've known her since I was 11. You gave her a snow cupboard. Involved.

[Chris]

I was gonna say you just were talking about.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, she's very pregnant. And she goes, what bras are you wearing that you're comfortable in? Because I'm dying. And I said, brianna, I am living for the Honey Love bra. It is still my favorite item. I wear it when I want my boobies to look fresh to death. And right now, my boobs are not looking fresh to death. But when I put on the Honey Love bra.

[Chris]

Oh, you're wearing it right now. She put on.

[Elizabeth]

It's the only bra I wear.

[Chris]

She. I was taking pictures of her in this shirt, like, for the merch, and I said, oh, my God, your boobs look delicious. I mean, it's crazy. And they don't have. From what I recall, they don't have a wire, right?

[Elizabeth]

There's no wire because my ribs are in agony and nothing fits around me. But the Honey Love bra doesn't use an underwire, but it still supports the girlies and keeps them up. And I'm like. I'm, like, filling with milk or colostrum. I don't know, whatever. And then the thing that goes around my back sort of hugs my skin perfectly so I don't have any gross overhang skin that makes me, like, lumpy.

[Chris]

Like, it's not pulling you tight to then have to overflow.

[Elizabeth]

It's snatching me beautifully and comfortably.

[Chris]

And they have shapewear that will do that for your. Your down low, too, right?

[Elizabeth]

Yes. Oh, yes, they do. They also have shapewear that'll do it for your down low. And I've tried a lot of shapewear in my day, and I liked none of it. Every single time, I would get something and be like, okay, well, but now my butt's gone, and it's like, I like my butt. I don't want to have a weird flat butt.

[Chris]

That's a nightmare.

[Elizabeth]

That's a nightmare.

[Chris]

And Honey Love does it just right.

[Elizabeth]

Honey Love does it just right. It's cut literally perfectly so that there's still a little out shape for your butt to be like its normal butt shape, but there's not a weird crease from where the actual shapewear is that makes it bulge. You're smooth, you're snatched, you're held, you're protected. And you're comfortable because comfort usually goes out the window. You don't get all three. Do you know what I mean?

[Chris]

Like where top beauty is. Painting.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, but not with Honeylove. And that's because honeylove is an independent female founded brand that makes garments for women designed by women.

[Chris]

That's important.

[Elizabeth]

That is important because, like, you don't.

[Chris]

Want me making a bra for you.

[Elizabeth]

You say vagina.

[Chris]

I don't even know what it's like to have boobs.

[Elizabeth]

You have no idea.

[Chris]

So, yeah, yeah, I'm glad. I'm glad that it's women owned.

[Elizabeth]

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[Chris]

Yeah. I mean, not only are you wearing it in real life, she's promoting it to her friends in real life when she's not being paid to do so.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, I didn't even know we were reading this ad today. And when I found out, I texted Brand and I was like, here's the code for 20% off, girl, because I'm swearing by this bra. So experience the new standard in bras and shapewear with Honey Love. I'm done with my dark, sad life.

[Chris]

Sorry, I really. I hit a nerve last week, I think.

[Elizabeth]

No, I think you think you hit a nerve because I keep making jokes about it, but I keep making jokes about it because it's insane.

[Chris]

Well, your. Your life isn't dark and sad. Your house by choice is dark and sad.

[Elizabeth]

Fine. Fine.

[Chris]

Blackout. It's like.

[Elizabeth]

No, it. I will say. I wouldn't say dark and sad. I would say enraging. I'm livid. I can't look around at the surfaces of my house anymore without being so fucking mad. And I clean it. I clean it all the time. I clean it all the time. I bought rugs we can put in the fucking washing machine. No one helps me. And I'm just like, when the rug is done, put it back out. And now I just come home and Joe's got rugs draped over everything. And it's like, get the fucking rug up and put it fucking down.

[Chris]

I've learned the only solution, like, People aren't going to change. Our husbands aren't going to change. You have to. I know. This is like a lucky position I'm in. No, I have to. I had to hire cleaning. I had to hire house cleaning twice a week because it's like, it was. I would build up resentment to the fact that, like, things weren't being executed in the way I wanted them executed. Not that it's not being done.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Efficiently. But it's not to my standards. Yeah. And so for it to be at my standards and for me to not take it out on my husband, I just have to, like, hire it out.

[Elizabeth]

Well, no, my problem's even worse because we had a cleaning person, but then it's like, Joe just acquires shit. This motherfucker is like, oh, in order to stay organized, I need to order 20 million objects that we're going to keep on the counters. And I'm never going to see through any system. I'm just going to say, well, it's broken and it doesn't work and I need a new thing, but I'm not going to throw the old thing away. I. And the amount of times that I, like, this year alone, I've gone through, like, a nesting spurge where I'm, like, purging the house of all of the bullshit and I'm throwing it away. Like, I had a guy come. I filled an entire U haul one tongue truck up with trash, which is.

[Chris]

Crazy because it's not like your house.

[Elizabeth]

Is like, no, I cleaned out an entire freaking cupboard that had never been cleaned out in the four years we've lived in this house. Threw everything away, organized all of it. And I said, stop buying supplements. You do not need any fucking more supplements. The world could end and we could survive off of all these supplements. Stop it. Supplements are around my house like moles.

[Chris]

Is he taking them?

[Elizabeth]

I don't fucking know. And I'm. And it's making me irate. The cupboard that I cleaned out meticulously full doors are hard to shut now with just. Fuck. Shit. And it's like, what. What is this?

[Chris]

So have you confronted him?

[Elizabeth]

Yes. And then I. I just. I literally, like, I'm so angry because I hate looking at it. And he's just constantly like, well, this is broken. It's like, no, this was fixed. This was fixed. You're broken. You are broken. You. You need to go away. You need to live outside.

[Chris]

I hate to say this to you, but I think I've watched many times because on YouTube, a lot of people will like, document. Like, I hired a professional organizer. And the way that their house is before the professional organizer comes, like, gives me heart palpitations because it stresses me out so much. And I think there's a large. I don't know. Like, it's not like Joe's living in such disgust that it's unhealthy. Right. It's just disgusting.

[Elizabeth]

No, he is.

[Chris]

So I think it all falls on.

[Elizabeth]

Me, and I'm nine months pregnant.

[Chris]

But I think even if you hire somebody, it's gonna revert back to that. Because the problem. The problem is inside.

[Elizabeth]

I hired somebody. I know, but my consultation's on Wednesday.

[Chris]

I know, but then do you have to maintain that person?

[Elizabeth]

One of the things I wrote in it was, how do we husband proof this? And when I called Joe and I said, I hired an organizer and we have a consultation on Wednesday, this psycho starts being like, well, I told you, I just need these things. And I was like. Like, I just see red. And I'm like, shut the up. What part of your brain is telling you you have any kind of good ideas? There's a dresser. I bought him from Ikea out back in the box. And it's been there for months and months. And he won't just build it and put his clothes in it. The office that he took over, that used to be a nursery. This is getting a little bit in the weeds, and I'm being awful. But, like, honest to God, shut the up and put things away or that's what. Like, it's like. It's like a. It's like a straight male thing. They don't comprehend that you literally just have to put stuff in its fucking place.

[Chris]

I. I mean, you're preaching to the choir here. I'm the kind of person that, like, as soon as my kids are done with a meal, I'm washing every dish. I'm putting everything back, because at the end of the night, I don't want an hour and a half of cleanup. I want to be able to enjoy my night once my kids go to bed.

[Elizabeth]

One of my mantras is, I'm okay with doing less around the house. But I'm. I'm not. I'm not okay with doing less around the house because if I don't do it, he does it, and it's not okay. Do you know what I mean?

[Chris]

No, I know, and that's what I'm saying. So when you have this consultation, you need to. Joe needs to be there, and then you guys need to create solutions that he can.

[Elizabeth]

You Know those stupid pads under the rug in my room? Joe was like, I'm putting pads under the rug. And I am for the dogs. There are four different layers of rugs or of pads under the rugs. None of them match up. It is impossible to walk in there without risking your life and tripping and falling.

[Chris]

So what is it in. Because I'm technically a man, but what is it in the brain of a man that doesn't see or feel something like that and have like an alarm bell ring where they can't function in the space any longer?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know. James has it. James's house is in.

[Chris]

So it's not man specific.

[Elizabeth]

It's Joe. He's broken. And after I have this woman come, he can't live with me anymore.

[Chris]

Send him to James's house and bring James in the main house. And it's nice. My husband and I are sleep. Divorced.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So you and Joe can be too.

[Elizabeth]

It's just. Oh, my God, It's. I. I love him so much. And then he's like, why are you mad at me? And I'm like, it's all of this. It's. Look, he's like, I've been really good at putting my hat by the front door.

[Chris]

And you work from home.

[Elizabeth]

Then why are your sunglasses on the fucking counter where I told you not to put them? Keep your two things. And then he always asks me, have you seen. No, I haven't seen any of your. No one's seen your.

[Chris]

You did tell them this last week. We do have good news.

[Elizabeth]

What is it?

[Chris]

You don't remember your good news? No, it's like, such good news.

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't know if we should talk about it.

[Chris]

Well, I think we have to.

[Elizabeth]

I don't think we should talk about it.

[Chris]

We literally told people to show up to.

[Elizabeth]

And, like, I think we should be chill.

[Chris]

I think. I think we should be chill. I think the louder we are, I mean, the only reason we're in this position at all is because we were so loud. I think the continued.

[Elizabeth]

There might be an issue with me announcing it. Like, my guy on the inside might be outed. And then, you know what I mean? Like, could that be a problem? Because I don't want my guy on the inside to have them be like, are you just telling this girl everything? Do you know what I mean?

[Chris]

All right. Okay. I didn't think about it.

[Elizabeth]

So we got to protect our rap.

[Chris]

Okay. Can you pull the cord tight? It's going to drive me crazy. Do you know What I'm talking about.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, okay.

[Chris]

Thank you, Joe.

[Elizabeth]

Well, anyways, I mean, and I'm not the best either, but it's like before I got pregnant and my body died and I had to become a mother who's breastfeeding, I kept the house in order.

[Chris]

And you were able to. Yeah. And resent less because you could physically do more.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Now you're.

[Elizabeth]

And I get. I get nothing. I get nothing. But he brings in and brings in and brings in and nothing.

[Chris]

What kind of things is he bringing in as like a health conscious man.

[Elizabeth]

That it's like a bunch of supplements. And then it's like, well, you know, we need to have an organizational thing on the countertop so we have a dishwasher, right? But he doesn't want to just wash, like, rinse the dishes off and put the dishes in the dishwasher. He wants to have a rack on the fucking counter so that he can hand wash some dishes, then put them on the rack, then never take them on the rack and never put them back. And I was. He's like, well, they need to dry. I'm like, okay, so pick up one of the reusable kitchen towels that we have, dry it off, and put it in the place that it belongs. And he doesn't want to do that because he's like, well, the reusable towel is dirty. So then when you're done with the reusable towel, put it in the laundry room two feet away and wash it and then put a new one out because we have enough for you to do that. And he just can't do the task. He always has a thought that by adding more trash, he can make it an easier task for himself. But the fucking God's honest truth is, dry the goddamn dish and put it the fuck away. That's it. Instead, all he's done is put some fuck shit on my counter that's disgusting to look at. Collects dirt and mold that looks like poop. Creates a sopping wet environment on my countertop. Now there's more mold behind it that I have to deal with. And I have to put not only the dishes in the dishwasher away, but the dishes on the drying rack away too. And he's like, I have a system. And it's like, you have nothing. You have not a leg to stand on. And I hate you. And you have no comprehension of how much work you're causing me. And then you act like I'm a crazy bitch, but it's like, you drove me crazy and I need to lobotomize this man. I get it. I get why people started lobotomizing hysterical women. The problem was, it's not us you should be lobotomizing. It's your damn selves. Men.

[Chris]

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[Elizabeth]

Okay, well, here's the thing. I hate how much I complain about Joe because he does a lot of good.

[Chris]

I feel like this is Groundhog Day over and over and over again. Every podcast you're like, like this man. And you're like, but he's so sweet.

[Elizabeth]

I. I feel deeply for him. And it's a complicated thing to have to shit talk your husband to an audience of 200,000. It truly breaks my heart to have to do it. Really?

[Chris]

Does he did something redeeming, though? Or is that what you're about to say? Oh, it gets worse. Oh, you're continuing on?

[Elizabeth]

I'm not gonna stop.

[Chris]

The party keeps on going.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, we're going.

[Chris]

Oh, no. Is this something I don't even know about yet?

[Elizabeth]

He go. He comes in the other day, he goes, do you mind if we host Thanksgiving? And I said, yes, I cannot not do that.

[Chris]

How many people does he want to host thing? What?

[Elizabeth]

I said, no. He said, I'm just gonna bring my camera crew from my movie.

[Chris]

What is just the camera crew? How many? What kind of numbers are those?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know.

[Chris]

That seems like a very lot of people.

[Elizabeth]

I am not going to be there. I said, I will be in the bedroom and I am not providing childcare for you. I am not doing this. I'm not. I'm not doing this.

[Chris]

And is he continuing on?

[Elizabeth]

He comes in the other day, he goes, remember when we did Bristol Farms that one year? Like, can we do something like that?

[Chris]

Oh, I remember. That was the beginning of our downfall. Don't make me start talking you on the Internet too, Joe.

[Elizabeth]

And honestly, the answer is like, no, dude, I'm not going to Bristol Farms.

[Chris]

He picked it up last year.

[Elizabeth]

But you know what I mean, facilitating this. I'm not.

[Chris]

Maybe you should pick it up to save our relationship.

[Elizabeth]

I'm not facilitating anything for this. I said no.

[Chris]

I told Shane back when we were filming the pilot in November. I was like, I'm going to be a brave person and take two children to Colorado.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But now that that's been pushed, I'm like, I don't have any business traveling right before the pilot shoot. I can't. I can't do that right before. And so then I looked at Shane and said the same thing, like, should I do personal farms again? Should I try to do Erwan? And he was like, why are we doing anything? Why are we doing anything?

[Elizabeth]

Why are we doing fucking anything? And I'm so pissed. And then he's like, like, he comes home the other day and I'm like, well, I do feel like I want to get, like, stuffing and cranberries and mashed potatoes and. And then he's like, well, but you don't have to do anything but go now I have. Now it's my burden while I'm vlogmasing because I'm losing James because they're gonna shoot their movie the second week of December. So I have to do all of my vlogmas in advance, plan and execute the Bristol Farms. Whatever he wants thing you're getting left.

[Chris]

When you're like, a week before your due date.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

What?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[Chris]

Is your dad coming?

[Elizabeth]

He won't be here till the 20th.

[Chris]

Do you need to move in for a week?

[Elizabeth]

I would, but it's like, I have three sons that need me at home.

[Chris]

Well, you're saying they're gonna be gone.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you're like my children.

[Chris]

And your dogs aren't welcome at my. I mean, they're welcome at my house. You don't think they're welcome at my house?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What are you gonna do?

[Elizabeth]

Self harm? I don't know. I'm. But that's the thing. That's the thing. Do you see what I'm saying? And then he goes, can I host Thanksgiving? No. The fuck you can't.

[Chris]

And even. Yeah. Wouldn't you want it to just be like a relaxing, fun day where you get good food and just sit on.

[Elizabeth]

Sit down, shut the fuck up.

[Chris]

Wait, so are they moving forward with that plan?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Can you say it's an exclusive backyard event only nobody in my house.

[Elizabeth]

I'll try. I'll try. And do you know how worked up my dogs get when we have people over? Like, I want nothing to do with this. All of this is a nightmare for me. All of it.

[Chris]

Okay. He should be dead.

[Elizabeth]

I was like, go do this at Tanner's house, dude.

[Chris]

Any of their houses.

[Elizabeth]

Makeup artists. I was like, do it at Tanner's house. We can't. I can't go to Tanner's house. Yeah, you can. Get the fuck out of my house. Take my kid over to Tanner's house. Get out of here. Go. So I hate him. I hate him, and I know I'm gonna spend a million dollars on this home organizer, and I'm gonna be happy for two days, and then I'm gonna come home, and he's gonna have fucking blown it all up. And then he's gonna be like, why are you mad at me? You're being such a bitch. And it's like, why are you ruining my life? It's crazy. It's crazy because it's like you think it doesn't matter, and you try to talk yourself into, oh, it doesn't matter. It's like, no, it matters, babe. It matters. I hadn't put the snoo together in our room. Did I tell you about this? I hadn't put the fucking snoo together in our room.

[Chris]

I'm getting scared for Joe, and he put it in.

[Elizabeth]

He put it together wrong. And instead of just fixing it, he comes out into the next room and he goes, I think I put this thing together wrong. I'm like, okay, let me take off my gloves from cleaning up all the shit on the floor and go into the room right now and check it. And it's like, crate. There's towels hanging from the rafters of the ceiling. And there's like a. And the snoo is very clearly put together wrong. It's like the snoo is suffering from radiation poisoning, and it looks like it's got elephantitis. And I'm like, yeah, it's wrong. You did do it wrong.

[Chris]

Can you not just Google a video?

[Elizabeth]

Can he not just fix it? Why was the answer to then leave it wrong. Just do it right. Is it, oh, I'm getting a divorce. I have to go. I have to go get a divorce right now. We shouldn't have put this on the docket.

[Chris]

You put it on the docket. Is there anything possible?

[Elizabeth]

I don't go to therapy. This is what I have. I think maybe I tried.

[Chris]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth]

I hated it.

[Chris]

Well, that's the problem. That's the annoying part of therapy, is finding a therapist that works that you are. It's a lot of effort to find one that's compatible.

[Elizabeth]

And I just try and I try radical acceptance, you know, just accepting life and people on their own terms and accepting what I can and cannot change. And it's like, low key. Would I rather be with a drug addict? Like, this is crazy, right?

[Chris]

I mean, I'm not living there, but I can. It's messy when I go over there and I.

[Elizabeth]

And there's nothing I can do about it. Do you know how hard I try? It's like I'm drowning in mess all the time. I just ordered a new rug to put under the bed. And it's because I took time to ask Joe about his, like, for input on the rug.

[Chris]

Well, like you did with the couch, too.

[Elizabeth]

And I'm never gonna ask this bitch for input on anything again because it's wrong. And I'm still mad about when we moved in. And he's like, we should put the TV in front of the window. Do you remember that? And he stands by that.

[Chris]

Well, because he has the window blacked out. Like, he has it. It. I'm not kidding when I say it's like the house from weapons. You don't even know there's a window there because it's blacked out. So the TV might As well be there.

[Elizabeth]

I could kill him.

[Chris]

Honestly, the TV should be there at this point.

[Elizabeth]

I want him dead. That's not the window he wants covered.

[Chris]

What?

[Elizabeth]

It's one of the side windows. That's how insane it is. None of it makes any sense. And it's all an enraging thing. It's like the. It's like you feng shui a room to, like, optimize. No, to terrorize his feng shui is to terrorize. It's like a Guantanamo Bay tactic. It's crazy. It's crazy. Christmas is canceled.

[Chris]

Well, it was always canceled. You know what I was thinking the other night? It's ironic that you wrote a Christmas script. Yeah, when you're the grinchiest bitch I know.

[Elizabeth]

Well, the script is all about people who don't celebrate Christmas.

[Chris]

I know, but it's still a Christmas movie, period. I can't even tell you what I did last night.

[Elizabeth]

What did you do last night?

[Chris]

I can't even tell you.

[Elizabeth]

You have to tell me.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Now I literally can't even tell you.

[Elizabeth]

No, you have to tell me. Oh, gosh.

[Chris]

Why did I even bring this up? Stupid, stupid idiot.

[Elizabeth]

What is it?

[Chris]

We did have a date night this weekend, and I tried to go to Wicked.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you can tell the people the truth.

[Chris]

See? I distracted you.

[Elizabeth]

No, you can tell. Oh, that wasn't what you were gonna tell me. What did you do?

[Chris]

That is what I was gonna tell you.

[Elizabeth]

No, it's not.

[Chris]

I feel like I betrayed you.

[Elizabeth]

How?

[Chris]

I consumed something you wouldn't have wanted me to consume.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Chris]

Did you have a person that you don't like?

[Elizabeth]

What did you.

[Chris]

I can't even tell you.

[Elizabeth]

You have to tell me. I have no idea what it could be. And I will literally.

[Chris]

You.

[Elizabeth]

You hear what I'm going for?

[Chris]

I can't be another person on your list right now. I need to add to peace. What did you do? I'm offering you to move in right now.

[Elizabeth]

No. Just tell me what you did.

[Chris]

I can't.

[Elizabeth]

You have to.

[Chris]

I consumed something that somebody made of. Somebody that you're not into.

[Elizabeth]

What is it?

[Chris]

I think you could guess.

[Elizabeth]

I literally couldn't.

[Chris]

I think you could.

[Elizabeth]

No, you have to tell me.

[Chris]

So I went to Wicked.

[Elizabeth]

No, you have to tell me.

[Chris]

I had to leave.

[Elizabeth]

We'll get back to this.

[Chris]

I had to leave.

[Elizabeth]

I'm not moving on.

[Chris]

And it's hard to decipher if it's.

[Elizabeth]

Rylan walked out of Wicked, and he thinks that this is the hot button issue. What did you Do. We're not moving on until you do it. You have to tell me. I can't tell you.

[Chris]

Not with the week you're having. You didn't sleep last night.

[Elizabeth]

Tell me.

[Chris]

I can't have this.

[Elizabeth]

Tell me right now.

[Chris]

Well, no, because then I can't tell them either.

[Elizabeth]

Because you have to tell them.

[Chris]

It's things that we can't do publicly.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. Did you masturbate somewhere? Tell me what you did.

[Chris]

Did I Pee Wee Herman myself? No.

[Elizabeth]

What did you do?

[Chris]

Did I do something awful and wicked? No.

[Elizabeth]

What did you do?

[Chris]

I consumed.

[Elizabeth]

A movie from a person I don't like. Like, personally, Bryan Cranston's daughter.

[Chris]

Stop. Why would you say things about. Oh, my God, we buried the lead.

[Elizabeth]

What?

[Chris]

We had a girls night out. And that's hopefully. Hold on, hold on.

[Elizabeth]

You're right. But we're not getting out of this. You tell me right now.

[Chris]

All this negativity. We can't even spin a positive thread on this podcast.

[Elizabeth]

No, that's so crazy. We had the best. We had, all three of us. SIP girls went to the Machine Gun Kelly Lost America tour.

[Chris]

So after we shouted out Sophie, his guitarist, who has, like, been a longtime supporter of our show, and it's probably.

[Elizabeth]

The most beautiful woman alive, she actually.

[Chris]

Told me she's been watching me since my very first upload on YouTube where I. I think that one was becoming Ariana Grande. But for a while, I was, like, becoming the pop star girlies. But that wasn't for me because I'm really. And whatever. Anyways, she was the sweetest, the coolest, the nicest. She reached out to Chris after the episode of the SIP aired where we shouted her out and she was like, well, we're actually going to be in LA tomorrow night. Do you guys want to come? I hope Chris didn't get. I mean, he's sick now, so do you think that's where he got sick?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, probably.

[Chris]

Oh, no. Is it coming for us?

[Elizabeth]

No, we're very strong. Chris is immune compromised. So am I. It's fine.

[Chris]

And so Chris was like, she's offering us to go backstage at the concert and go. Do you guys want to go? And I was like, there's on how Lizzie's ever going to say yes to.

[Elizabeth]

Of course I said yes to that.

[Chris]

I can't believe it.

[Elizabeth]

Because, like, you get invited to MGK concert and backstage passes.

[Chris]

You guys have watched our podcast before, right?

[Elizabeth]

No, my husband and my other husband were both like, is this a trap?

[Chris]

And I honestly thought to Lizzie, like, There was a great. There was like a 90% chance we were going to meet Machine Gun Kelly. I was like, how can you look this man in the face?

[Elizabeth]

Elizabeth, I also think you're leaving out a key part here, which is I had texted you when I left work on Monday that I actually think I have a big open wound in my heart for machinery.

[Chris]

We've always. I mean, your obsession with him has always been rooted in that. You've been a little bit.

[Elizabeth]

I just want to be his mother.

[Chris]

I would say you've been critical in a way that only Elizabeth can be critical. But it's like you yell and scream about people in a way that, like, you, you're just a passionate person.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

But you're at the heart of it. Like most. I wouldn't call you a hater.

[Elizabeth]

I just want people to be their best.

[Chris]

If we're generalizing, like most people that are critiquing somebody very specifically, you've gotta be, in some regards, a superfan.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Like, you have to have consumed enough to know enough to have formed an opinion that is so passionate that could feel obsessive. Obsessive.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And so I was like, wow, this is bold that you're ready to like rock up to his show, buy his merch. Of course. Because you've never gone to a concert and not got merch.

[Elizabeth]

I love merch.

[Chris]

And rock up to his face and just say like, hey, brother.

[Elizabeth]

Well, I was practicing what I was gonna be like. Massive congrats on the sobriety, dude. Welcome to the good life. Great show. Great work. Thanks for having me.

[Chris]

Unfortunately, the rain had other plans. Yeah, it was a torrential downpour. We showed up an hour early, but because of the rain, we were walking in puddles for an hour trying to figure out where we were supposed to get in and then didn't get backstage before the show. It wasn't until after the show, but she was dying.

[Elizabeth]

Dying. I told Chris, I said, you get four minutes.

[Chris]

I was also dying. I go to bed at 10pm nowadays. I got home at 1 and I got home close to 2. Yeah, because I had dropped you off. I felt hungover. The next day. I didn't have.

[Elizabeth]

I felt like we ate a bag of Molly and smoked a carton of cigarettes.

[Chris]

We consumed no alcohol or drugs.

[Elizabeth]

No. I had a Sprite.

[Chris]

I'm not even pregnant. And I felt like death. The next day. I had to take it to when my baby snapped. I had to take a two hour full blown, two hour nap.

[Elizabeth]

I was. I went to sleep at like 6pm and Joe had to handle everything. See, that's what I'm saying. Like, Joe does good man stuff like that. Joe can handle things like that. We also got in a huge fight because while I was making dinner for them so that I could go to bed early, he goes, be like, don't slam the cupboards. And I was like, right now is not the time to tell me how to do anything when you're making dinner. When I'm making dinner for you and you're standing there and not helping. And I am on my last line limb. Honestly, I've started calling it when husbands give criticisms life notes. And no, no man should give a woman a life note while she's pregnant or within two years of having a child. Just eat the. My guy. Trust me, she's eating yours. She's eating it. So shut the up and enjoy your plate of. It's probably not even. It's probably really good salmon.

[Chris]

So here we were at Machine Gun Kelly, having a blast. Afterwards, we get ushered downstairs to go backstage at the Forum. Pretty cool back there.

[Elizabeth]

Pretty cool.

[Chris]

And there's this big party, and it's like, it's called the After Party. And anybody that's associated with anybody that's on the tour just basically goes to a massive rager backstage at the forum till, like, 3:00am Till 3. Yes. They finished the show. Their next day was in Las Vegas. And Sophie was telling us, oh, our tour bus doesn't leave till three. And until three, everyone's gonna party their faces off. We're gonna get on the tour bus, sleep until 3pm and then do it all over again. And I just thought, wow. So she gave us a tour of her dressing room, a tour of backstage, took us to the tour bus, and then she was like, do you guys wanna go party now? And we were like, we saw enough of the party. Landon Baker was in there. A few other celebrities were in there. And we were like, we can no longer party. However, Chris, if you wanna stay and party because you're young and fun and don't have to be up, go for it.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, we'll Uber you home.

[Chris]

Yeah, we'll Uber you home. On the sip, he was like, I'll go with you guys.

[Elizabeth]

But I also don't think I should be in a room with Landon Barker.

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh.

[Elizabeth]

I don't. He's right up there with.

[Chris]

Okay. The show was very fun. We had a great time.

[Elizabeth]

Awesome.

[Chris]

Sophie was incredible. Oh, my gosh. Just. I'm amazed by what she is as a human Being just so fun, so nice. Incredible experience. Thank you so much. I guess the last thing before we get to Hot Topics is just. You took.

[Elizabeth]

What did you watch? Nothing.

[Chris]

Oh, Wicked. Well, at least I tried. Okay, here's the thing. Remember when I got on this podcast all high and mighty and was like, I don't need to rewatch Wicked Part 1? I recall.

[Elizabeth]

You recall nothing.

[Chris]

I recall nothing.

[Elizabeth]

That's crazy, because you recall taking a shit 13 days ago.

[Chris]

I know. And I recalled nothing. Although, okay, we were at dinner, we were having a nice time, and I thought, shane, I gotta go to Wicked. You gotta take me to Wicked. Please take me to Wicked. And so the only seats available at dinner for the Friday night show and, like, peak time was literally the front row. So I don't know if I like the movie. Just I, like, I was in the very front row and I was going like this, and I had to move my head in each direction to see what was happening on either side because I was so close. So I feel like I was more so just like, over it. Over it because of my positioning in the movie itself. But I also just felt like it was really big with a lot of nothingness happening. And I don't mean that as mean. I've heard since I've now been looking afterwards that, like, what they had to work with in part two is also just a lot less than part one. Like act one and act two of the actual play itself.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Because, like, I guess plays are Act 1 and Act 2, and normally Act 1 has the majority of the story arc and stuff. So for Act 2, I just felt like a lot was going on, but I wasn't like, I was as not a fan. I'm not a fan of Wicked because I've never consumed the Broadway show or seen a rendition of it. I had never even seen Wicked before the first play, but I think it was more so my positioning. But I was just like, I can't do this right now. I've gotta go. Yeah, I've gotta go.

[Elizabeth]

And then you watched what I did.

[Chris]

A walk of shame. I, like, stood up and walked. Well, first I fell asleep and then I woke up.

[Elizabeth]

You fell asleep and then you walked out of again.

[Chris]

And I felt like it was really bad. I felt like it was a. I really felt the walk of shame because everyone there was so passionate and so excited to be there. And like, yeah, yeah. And I was like, but it.

[Elizabeth]

What did you do? What did you do that you're so scared to talk about?

[Chris]

But you know who's Incredible.

[Elizabeth]

What did you do that you're literally not going to?

[Chris]

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[Elizabeth]

We're both technologically inept, correct?

[Chris]

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[Elizabeth]

What did you do? Tell me.

[Chris]

Isn't that really working with the enemy?

[Elizabeth]

Which one did you pay for it? Oh, do you like it?

[Chris]

I was looking for a Christmas so Shane and I, we put the boys down. We were in the mood to watch a Christmas movie but I didn't want a cheesy Netflix Christmas movie. I wanted something like jingle all the way or something with meaning. Something that was heartfelt. And there aren't that many. There aren't that many. Like, non cheesy. Tug at your heart string Christmas movies.

[Elizabeth]

The Santa Claus.

[Chris]

I know, but I've seen the Santa Claus 400.

[Elizabeth]

But does that really mean you remember any of it?

[Chris]

Well, I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

No, probably not.

[Chris]

If I can recall, I'd recall that I could. But then when I start watching it, I'm like, I don't know.

[Elizabeth]

This is new to me.

[Chris]

So then I was like, well, why don't we go to, like, the holiday and see recommended movies from that? And that movie was recommended from that. And Shane was like, oh, you haven't seen that? And I was like, really? I can't be consuming this. That would be like, honestly, I don't care. Oh, yeah. Really?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Okay, we're good. Okay. You're so weird. I was like, what could it possibly be? Also, is that a holiday movie?

[Chris]

No, that's the thing. We couldn't find a holiday movie that we haven't seen.

[Elizabeth]

Pick the one movie that would be like a dagger through my heart.

[Chris]

Well, I was pitching wander. I wanted something that was gonna make me cry last night. Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

Or wonder.

[Chris]

Wonder. Sorry. Have you seen.

[Elizabeth]

Is that. What, the hideous kid. Yeah.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

I'm gonna go poop.

[Chris]

Okay. It's hot outside. It actually is.

[Elizabeth]

Is it?

[Chris]

Oh, thank God. I was starting to go crazy with the rain. It was like a week and a half of full blown rain and I. What?

[Elizabeth]

The sound of your ring hitting was kind of beautiful.

[Chris]

Oh, beautiful. Not enraging?

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Chris]

I was starting to get, like, seasonally depressed.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah. Oh, I was starting to like it.

[Chris]

You're sick.

[Elizabeth]

Well, we got the kids all those little sweatsuits. They're so cute. Like, it's a cozy time. I showed Billy Toy Story. I liked it, but.

[Chris]

Oh, you showed Billy Toy Story?

[Elizabeth]

A little bit. He has the attention span for, like, 10 minutes.

[Chris]

Okay, well, I get. Oh, before hot Topics, you were outing me for the whole bluey thing. And I have very complicated relationships with screen and kids. I feel like, I don't know, everywhere you look, they just say, not healthy, not healthy, not healthy, not healthy. But I know the reality of 99.9% of parents is, like, even if you're not giving them iPads, people don't just have the bandwidth to not be able to turn on the TV in their house. Like, it's just not Realistic for, I would say almost everyone to not have the TV going. Yeah, I. I know there's a difference between, like, and I don't care. Even if you do give your kid an iPad or a phone or whatever with YouTube or YouTube kids or whatever, like, you got to do what you got to do to get through the day. Sometimes especially there's a lot of working moms that have to care for their children while they're working from home. It just is. Is the reality of some. But I've always had this thing of like, I don't know, they just haven't had screens. And so yesterday we're getting really into Christmas music. We're playing Christmas music every night. The boys are dancing to Christmas music. And so Shane really wanted to start showing them some of the Christmas music videos. And I was like, well, fine, because we're kind of dancing, half watching. And then that evolved into, like, a few other things. Shane's Christmas music video. And then we started playing Bluey and.

[Elizabeth]

I was just like, how does Shane's Christmas music video lead to Bluey?

[Chris]

One thing leads to another, you know.

[Elizabeth]

But that's a crazy.

[Chris]

Jet was living, laughing, loving. He was like, what is this, Louie or your dad? The television in general. Just like. So when they were really sick, like when they had hand, foot and mouth disease, we tried then. Max still isn't interested in the television. Like, we turn it on and he's like, I have whatever. I'm not interested at all. Jet is like transported into another universe and would sit there for four hours. It's like you would just. And then you turn it off. More, more, more. Obsessed with television. Like, you could not like it anymore. Saying, more, more. Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You turn it off. More, more.

[Elizabeth]

Wow.

[Chris]

More.

[Elizabeth]

That's so crazy. Billy will sit and watch and he likes looking at animals, and he'll be like, da, da. Which is Billy for Tiger.

[Chris]

And you don't. I mean, you said you watched Toy Story with him, so how much does he get through?

[Elizabeth]

Like 10 minutes, if that.

[Chris]

Right when they had hand went mouth disease. We were watching the incredibles in, like 15 minute increments.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, like, he doesn't. He doesn't care that much.

[Chris]

Oh, my phone's on loud.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, no, I didn't hear it.

[Chris]

You didn't? No. Oh, because your headset. Let me see if my husband's okay. He's. He's at home alone with the kids. Okay, so. Oh, Hot Topics. It's hot outside.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, you're tired. It's the middle of the day. You need a little pick me up. What do you got?

[Chris]

Iced tea, a little bit of caffeine.

[Elizabeth]

Some iced buns, a little bit of.

[Chris]

Lemon to really replenish how you're feeling.

[Elizabeth]

Brown sugar that doesn't fully dissolve and you get to suck up through the straw and crunch between your teeth.

[Chris]

I don't know. Brown sugar. Okay, that's fine. I'll try anything once. Sounds pretty good, actually.

[Elizabeth]

This is just a fun story, and it's a viral moment. There was an old man who seemed very classy and well kept, and he hosted a cigarette smoke on a corner of a street in New York. And 1500 people showed up.

[Chris]

And it. He has. He's not. He doesn't have, like, a social media following or anything.

[Elizabeth]

That's all I know. I just know. I loved it. I was like, ah, damn. I go smoke a cig with you, bro.

[Chris]

So he just posted a flyer.

[Elizabeth]

He posted a flyer with a QR code, and if you RSVP that you were coming, he would give you a free cigarette. And you know what? America is healing.

[Chris]

What a community event.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, he was like, from 2 to 205, meet me on this corner for a cigarette.

[Chris]

Let's all kill ourselves together, period.

[Elizabeth]

There's something nice about an old school cigarette, you know, it's not a vape, it's not a zen. It's like we're all taking a break, so. I thought that was cute.

[Chris]

Okay?

[Elizabeth]

I thought it was really cute.

[Chris]

Cute.

[Elizabeth]

And now we all know Taylor Swift's wedding venue.

[Chris]

You do?

[Elizabeth]

We do.

[Chris]

Wait, what? How do you know that?

[Elizabeth]

In fact, do you remember when my dad called into the show and shared some hot gossip about his friends that he thought were rude? It's the friends who sold Taylor Swift her Rhode island house.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

And so Taylor Swift is getting married at her Rhode island house.

[Chris]

How do you know?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know. I just read it on the Internet.

[Chris]

I know, but how do you know that whatever you read is real?

[Elizabeth]

Because they're talking to, like, groundskeepers and gardeners about how to make the grounds what she wants it to be. They're talking about spending, like, 1.2.

[Chris]

Those people ratted her out.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So she's gonna have to maybe change the date or the venue.

[Elizabeth]

I mean, it's her house.

[Chris]

I know. That doesn't mean they're not. It's annoying when you're of that status because then they're gonna send helicopters over your house.

[Elizabeth]

Here's the deal.

[Chris]

Can you imagine getting married outside in a helicopter?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. But think about it like this.

[Chris]

And there are times that noise by think about.

[Elizabeth]

About all the. That Taylor has hidden from us.

[Chris]

Right?

[Elizabeth]

There's no way that this is probably. Do you know what I mean?

[Chris]

Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, you know nothing.

[Elizabeth]

I. I bet we know nothing.

[Chris]

That's what I'm saying.

[Elizabeth]

I feel like. I bet. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I just like. I like it.

[Chris]

So is it happening fast? What's this? What's the proposed day?

[Elizabeth]

I think it A little while ago. There was also some tea where that was debunked. What?

[Chris]

I already know.

[Elizabeth]

You're alluding the woman who some. Some famous rich woman bought out another woman's wedding day. That was debunked. It's not Taylor. Who was it? Is there just like dog hair all over me? I'm so itchy right now. It's like I smoked meth.

[Chris]

Okay, so Taylor's getting married. Maybe. I mean, she's getting married. But like we don't know any details. Like you're bringing up something that is so not valid at all.

[Elizabeth]

You're no fun. Why don't you go watch another. Oh my gosh. And you're gonna have to believe that I said name just to cause you some more work. Just so you know, that wasn't. That was a rage attack.

[Chris]

And then if I forget to believe it. Who's the joke on now?

[Elizabeth]

Neither of us. Who cares? Do you want to know something else that's disgusting besides you and your film? Watching Heinz, the brand.

[Chris]

Ketchup?

[Elizabeth]

Yes.

[Chris]

Mustard? Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Condiments, if you will. The kings of condiments. Apparently they have come up with a condiment for post Thanksgiving, which is gravy in a squirtable bottle. And it makes me want to die.

[Chris]

Well, isn't gravy, like, supposed to be warm?

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, cold gravy.

[Elizabeth]

Apparently there's a Friends episode where Ross makes a sandwich and dips some bread and some gravy to keep his leftovers moist. In a sandwich form.

[Chris]

Okay, you're closing your eyes to recall this.

[Elizabeth]

It's just because I'm dying.

[Chris]

Okay, sorry.

[Elizabeth]

Now I have heartburn. I have heartburn and a helpless husband. And I feel so bad about it.

[Chris]

We cut down for her to go to the bathroom and she goes, let's cut the 90 minutes of me talking shit about Joe. And now she's just doubling down again.

[Elizabeth]

I can't.

[Chris]

You just can't help yourself.

[Elizabeth]

I love him.

[Chris]

You can't help yourself.

[Elizabeth]

I love him, but why is he doing this to me? I'm a good woman. I'm a nice wife.

[Chris]

You go to Costco, like, four times a week, and that's. I wouldn't do that. Not pregnant. Pregnant.

[Elizabeth]

I don't do anything pregnant. I didn't do it all. And he just still makes a mess.

[Chris]

You can't have another child.

[Elizabeth]

Yes, I can. I'm fine. Look at me. Thriving, living, laughing, loving.

[Chris]

You're being cooler than I would be. I'm like, an ounce of uncomfortable, and I'm like.

[Elizabeth]

It's. And the sixth sad part is I'm gonna be so sad when I'm not pregnant anymore.

[Chris]

That is.

[Elizabeth]

I'm gonna be so sad.

[Chris]

A conundrum.

[Elizabeth]

I'm just gonna be like. Like, deflated like that.

[Chris]

Okay, so that gravy in a bottle's gross.

[Elizabeth]

As gross as me deflating.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

What else?

[Elizabeth]

What else?

[Chris]

Nothing went down this week.

[Elizabeth]

It's seemingly. No. Everybody's been minding their P's and Q's.

[Chris]

Let me see what's going on when I scroll to my right.

[Elizabeth]

I was gonna say all spare.

[Chris]

Renewed for season two. This just in.

[Elizabeth]

What's. All's fair?

[Chris]

The show that you couldn't see. Right. Right after scathing reviews is the headline. Of course it was. Of course. Good for Kim. That's the only headline that popped up right away.

[Elizabeth]

I'm saying nothing went down this week.

[Chris]

People are, like, minding their own business for Thanksgiving. They want to maintain peace.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Olivia Rodrigo.

[Chris]

What about her?

[Elizabeth]

Some guy.

[Chris]

What about it?

[Elizabeth]

And Chapel Roan, who you call Chaprelle Roan, all went to Lady Gaga.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Now, you know.

[Chris]

Did they have a good time?

[Elizabeth]

It looked like they had a good time. It looked like they were just, like, together.

[Chris]

Like, Chaparral went like they got in a car. Like, you and I went to Machine Gun Kelly together.

[Elizabeth]

It really seemed like it really. It really seemed like it.

[Chris]

Cool.

[Elizabeth]

And they were just like. It seemed like in general admissions. Okay, but I doubt they were in general admissions, but it seemed cool. They were just living, laughing, loving.

[Chris]

They couldn't even get backstage.

[Elizabeth]

Lady Gaga.

[Chris]

Lady Gaga couldn't throw him a bone.

[Elizabeth]

I'm sure she threw him a bone.

[Chris]

Okay. They were probably in vip.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, probably. But it didn't look like it.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Elizabeth]

They just looked like they were out, like, normal. Like, just like us.

[Chris]

Well, you guys.

[Elizabeth]

No, I have one more.

[Chris]

Oh, it didn't seem like you did.

[Elizabeth]

I have one more, please. Did you miss Hailey Bieber's Birthday. Did you want to say something?

[Chris]

I follow Justin Bieber.

[Elizabeth]

Well, apparently.

[Chris]

Did he not wish her a happy birthday?

[Elizabeth]

Apparently.

[Chris]

I'm really with the rainy month that we had, I listened to the Swag album the entire time.

[Elizabeth]

Oh.

[Chris]

Because it's so vibey.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

That's pretty much like all I could listen to in the rain, I guess.

[Elizabeth]

Justin's also getting ready for his Coachella set and he's live streaming his rehearsals.

[Chris]

I've been seeing that. Haven't. There's something about me when somebody puts out too much music. Like when I still haven't heard part two of the Tortured Poets Department. It was too much for me to consume. Yeah. So Justin Bieber put out Swag two and it's like I'm just coming around to like fully having digested Swag one. I'll visit Swag two in like a year from now.

[Elizabeth]

It also just sounds so stupid to.

[Chris]

Say Swag one and two. Yeah, Swag one's good.

[Elizabeth]

Sorry, I'm having.

[Chris]

I like it a lot.

[Elizabeth]

Having a really bad heart.

[Chris]

Okay. So Happy birthday, Haley.

[Elizabeth]

Well, Justin didn't go to the road Hailey Bieber birthday party bash.

[Chris]

Well, he was. Oh, so it's Rhodes birthday. That's different than Haley's.

[Elizabeth]

Haley's.

[Chris]

Well, maybe he's busy. He's preparing for Coachella.

[Elizabeth]

But he didn't go to her birthday party bash. It road.

[Chris]

I don't know. I feel like everyone's always trying to make problems between their relationship and I.

[Elizabeth]

Feel like we need to just let them be.

[Chris]

Yeah. I feel like we honestly just need to let people. And Justin said something recently that I was just like. Like, oh, wow. Or no, it was on his album. He has like, he has little like talking intermissions inside of his album and.

[Elizabeth]

He'S like, he loves these people. His wife and child.

[Chris]

No, no. Yes. But he's saying the general public always asking if he's okay or are you good starts to make him feel like maybe he's not. And maybe it is. It does feel like it differentiates him from everyone else because he's like, he. Like everyone is going through a lot of things, but if you're constantly asking somebody, are you okay? It's like. Like a little off putting.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. And it's annoying cuz it's like, if I'm not, what are you gonna do about it?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Elizabeth]

You don't care. You just want me to be okay.

[Chris]

Not okay.

[Elizabeth]

You mean either way.

[Chris]

Either way.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. So you can go on with your life and continue to do nothing for Me, Right? Don't ask. Yeah, you're burdening me with needing to come up with an answer that satisfies you, and I don't even know you.

[Chris]

Yeah, go away. All right, you guys, well, make sure you shop your search. You just sent me the wrong. Okay, as many stories as you want.

[Elizabeth]

No, I don't have any more stories.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

I don't have any stories.

[Chris]

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[Elizabeth]

Shop the sip dot shop. Shop your merch at the sip Do Shop.

[Chris]

Unfortunately, the hoodies were way more popular than anyone could have anticipated.

[Elizabeth]

You've already told them.

[Chris]

I know. I'm just saying I feel bad about it. I think they. They're still in stock quantities of a lot of things. I think you can still get your hands on the mug quickly, the bracelets quickly. Both the shirts, I think, are still available.

[Elizabeth]

Come on, mamas. Come get these. Tummy turt.

[Chris]

The hoodies are still available. You just gotta edge for them a little bit.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, and we love edging.

[Chris]

We love edgeheads.

[Elizabeth]

We live edging.

[Chris]

And it's very different than gooning.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, what is gooning?

[Chris]

We've already had this conversation.

[Elizabeth]

What is it again?

[Chris]

Gooning's like going for months on end.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, that's right.

[Chris]

And so we're hoping it's just a nice edge. We're not like, no one's gooning to. We don't want that for your mental health. No, we don't want you to goon for your mental health, but what we do want for your mental health is you to buy tickets on SeatGeek. Thank you so much, SeatGeek, for sponsoring this podcast. SeatGeek's incredible. It's obviously the number one rated ticketing app because it's fantastic. There are over 35 million downloads, and that's because there's over 70,000 events listed on SeatGeek. There are so many fabulous artists on tour right now. I'm going to open my SeatGeek app just so I can, like, scroll through a few to tell you. Billie Eilish Lord, Sabrina Carpenter just finished up, but you missed a lot there. The Jonas Brothers, John Legend, Cardi B. Halsey, and so many more. You got to get your tickets on SeatGeek because they are offering you 10% off when you use our code, the SIP10. And that's a fantastic offer. I will tell you when I'm stuck in a rut or I'm stuck in my head and I need to get out of Just being in my own way, going to see a live event really shakes it up for me. Oh, yeah, it really makes me. I don't know. It's such a nice reset to get out of the house. Every time. It's like a vacation.

[Elizabeth]

It's inspiring.

[Chris]

Every time. Lizzy and I are like, wow, we are refreshed. So I don't know. Check it out. Have a good time. SeatGeek is incredible because they rate all of their tickets on a scale of 1 to 10. Look for green dots. Green means good, red means. Means bad. And every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. Lizzie and I always also buy our parking ahead of time on SeatGeek. That's fantastic. I don't know if you get a discount on parking, but you do get a discount on tickets. So make sure you use code the SIP10TSIP10 to get 10% off your tickets. Seatgeek, we love you so much. Okay, girls, and welcome to the food portion. My husband sent me something diabolical, and that is that Subway has Thanksgiving specials, which is wild.

[Elizabeth]

It smells lit.

[Chris]

Well, there's, like, stuffing in them.

[Elizabeth]

They're warm.

[Chris]

They're like things.

[Elizabeth]

They're warm.

[Chris]

Does that mean what? You can have some?

[Elizabeth]

I think so.

[Chris]

Okay, so it's like festive turkey, festive chicken, ter. Ham, hamkin.

[Elizabeth]

Huh.

[Chris]

So there are things. Well, let's see. How are we gonna know which is which? We won't, I guess.

[Elizabeth]

This looks like a hampkin.

[Chris]

No, that says chick, Right?

[Elizabeth]

Right.

[Chris]

So the chicken one has tender rotisserie chicken, cheddar stuffing, onions, spinach. So it has, like, a bunch of festive things in them I'll put on screen.

[Elizabeth]

What's Thanksgiving? Things, right?

[Chris]

Yeah. Should I get plates so I can go? Are you even.

[Elizabeth]

Are you gonna eat them if they're cooked? I'd like to. I mean, I'll eat the chicken one. Actually, that one I think feel good about.

[Chris]

Okay, let me get us a plate.

[Elizabeth]

I played my pregnancies a little fast and loose, but one thing I'm a little nervous about is Subway deli meat, so I'm probably gonna skip the turkey part.

[Chris]

I mean, I think everyone's a little suspicious of Subway deli meat, but I do love a good, like, spicy Italian from Subway.

[Elizabeth]

I love Subway.

[Chris]

Really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You like. You're a freak that likes their ham salads.

[Elizabeth]

I love a ham salad.

[Chris]

I forgot about that drama.

[Elizabeth]

That drama.

[Chris]

I mean. Yeah. You don't remember that Shane video? That was a bunch of drama.

[Elizabeth]

I didn't know it was drama.

[Chris]

I mean, everyone was disgusted by yourself.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God. Really?

[Chris]

There's cranberry sauce in this too.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's a Thanksgiving freaking thing.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Elizabeth]

Wake up and smell the Thanksgiving.

[Chris]

Hold on. We need to show them the innards of this. Oh, my God. Oh, am I just ordering Subway for Thanksgiving?

[Elizabeth]

I wish I was.

[Chris]

Okay, let's see what's inside. Oh, my God. Wow, they really do have stuffing in there. A lot of onions too.

[Elizabeth]

You love onions.

[Chris]

I mean, I don't hate onions as much as I. I'm gonna leave it as God intended. Oh, you don't like spinach?

[Elizabeth]

Well, no.

[Chris]

You don't like it or you're pregnant?

[Elizabeth]

The texture is making me uncomfortable.

[Chris]

Oh, it smells like Thanksgiving dinner with subway bread.

[Elizabeth]

Or like a dinner roll. Oh, it so incredibly hard. It fucks so hard.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. It almost feels like there's cheesy potatoes in there too.

[Elizabeth]

It's cheesy stuffing.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Elizabeth]

You read that.

[Chris]

Oh, wow. Okay. I don't want the onions in it, though.

[Elizabeth]

You love onions.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Yeah, the stuffing with the chicken. Here's the thing. I'd rather chicken than turkey. Turkey.

[Elizabeth]

All of us would. I don't know why big turkey suddenly.

[Chris]

Took over and was like, we're gonna need this. This holiday. Oh, my God. The sauce, too.

[Elizabeth]

Cranberry.

[Chris]

Mm. That was good. Wow.

[Elizabeth]

That is good.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Elizabeth]

Okay.

[Chris]

You know, and the more I think about it, it's like, unless I have 15 family members coming over, I'm not cooking Thanksgiving dinner. No. It's like. It's a Mess. It takes 4 million hours, then all the leftovers go bad in your fridge. Yeah, it's just like, we're not doing that.

[Elizabeth]

We're not doing it.

[Chris]

We're not doing it. We're not doing it until my kids are, like, four or five. We're just not doing it.

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Chris]

Whoa. I would. That's something I would order.

[Elizabeth]

That's pretty good.

[Chris]

Well, okay. Who's ever gonna be able to know what this is?

[Elizabeth]

I guess we'll know once you open it, right?

[Chris]

Oh, there's a differentiating on this. This one says th.

[Elizabeth]

Do you think that's tahurki or whatever the.

[Chris]

Well, there's a turkey hamkin.

[Elizabeth]

That's probably what this is.

[Chris]

A festive turkey. Oh, turkey ham.

[Elizabeth]

Th.

[Chris]

So turkey hamkin. It's oven roasted turkey ham.

[Elizabeth]

We love him.

[Chris]

Oh, this has the chicken too. This has ham, chicken, and turkey with, I think, the similar toppings that the chicken one had.

[Elizabeth]

That seems excessive.

[Chris]

It does, like, make up your mind. Seriously, watch. We try it, and we're in love with it.

[Elizabeth]

I'm gonna skip this one because of the ham.

[Chris]

Okay, that's fine.

[Elizabeth]

And the turkey.

[Chris]

Okay, then I'm just gonna take a bite. Yeah. Okay, let's see. How much different? Oh, lots.

[Elizabeth]

It's exactly the same.

[Chris]

Oh, no, it has the. The deli meat is different. See, I. No, I don't. I don't see the chicken that it's claiming it has.

[Elizabeth]

So this is just turkey, then?

[Chris]

With lots of onions and no stuffing.

[Elizabeth]

Was there no stuffing?

[Chris]

No, there actually is stuffing. It was underneath.

[Shane]

What?

[Elizabeth]

Where was it hiding?

[Chris]

Hmm. It doesn't taste much different.

[Elizabeth]

Well, it's exactly the same. Both tricky.

[Chris]

The chicken is. Wow.

[Elizabeth]

What just happened to you?

[Chris]

Well, I was trying to make a bold claim that the chicken's better, but.

[Elizabeth]

It took your breath away.

[Chris]

They're honestly about the same.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Like, I. I would think the texture would make the chicken more favorable, but it's not. It's not. Oh, my God. It's literally tastes exactly the same. What does he want?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Tell him he's being recorded. It's California. What does he want? Is Billy okay?

[Elizabeth]

Hi. We're filming the food portion. Is Billy okay? Yeah. Okay, fine.

[Chris]

Wow. Her son only slept an hour 35. Mine slept 220.

[Elizabeth]

Dang.

[Chris]

That's a big nap for my kids. Kids. My kids are more. So this is.

[Elizabeth]

Billy does two hours at home. That's everything.

[Chris]

Oh, actually, this is the one with. Okay, they labeled them wrong. This has chicken, turkey, and. And ham. Oh, wow. This is our Tacom.

[Elizabeth]

Why are they calling it that? I feel like they should have stopped here.

[Chris]

Okay. You know what I mean? I do feel like you guys need to see the insides of this because the ham, turkey, and chicken is a lot.

[Elizabeth]

It's a vibe.

[Chris]

I don't.

[Elizabeth]

Don't you feel like the buck stops here?

[Chris]

I do. I was starting to actually feel a little grossed out by how excessive this one is, but it actually.

[Elizabeth]

Maybe it doesn't look too fucked up when you look at it, but it's like, we know about it.

[Chris]

There's a lot of ingredients in that.

[Elizabeth]

There's a lot going on in there. And where's the stuffing?

[Chris]

Again?

[Elizabeth]

I see the cheese.

[Chris]

Oh, that's, like, dripping out. So I think.

[Elizabeth]

Hmm.

[Chris]

I'm not a ham. Oh. I'm really not a ham person.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

I'm sorry. I don't like ham.

[Elizabeth]

Ham gate. You don't sound. Sorry.

[Chris]

No. Okay, if I'm being Honest.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

We should just go straight chicken. I mean, it's just. I think less is best sometimes. And we're still doing enough. Cause you get the stuffing, you get the cranberry sauce. I would do light onions. The onions are, like, nice, but.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. They kind of break it up.

[Chris]

It's good. It is. It reminds me when I was in my 20s, the whole Thanksgiving season. Trader Joe's has a Thanksgiving dinner wrap. Have you ever had it? It's good.

[Elizabeth]

I'm getting nervous about Trader Joe's wrapped.

[Chris]

Yeah. But when I was in my 20s, it was like the fastest, cheapest, easiest lunch.

[Elizabeth]

I was never nervous about things in my twenties.

[Chris]

No, me either.

[Elizabeth]

Nothing.

[Chris]

I would go.

[Elizabeth]

I would take a pill from a stranger on the street.

[Chris]

I'd be between jobs. Just like. They were like 3.99.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And it's like, how can you get a cheaper, faster, more efficient lunch? And then I'd get the. Ooh, the snap peas. And I'd get the buffalo chicken one a lot. Buffalo chicken ranch or buffalo chicken wrap with the snap peas. And I dipped the snap peas in the ranch from the buffalo chicken wrap. And that was my, like 20 year old lunch.

[Shane]

Cute.

[Chris]

Like four days a week.

[Elizabeth]

Aw.

[Chris]

Yeah. Okay. The chicken festive sub.

[Elizabeth]

Worth it. I would say go.

[Chris]

I would say make a trip if you like Thanksgiving dinner. And it's even better because.

[Elizabeth]

And it's like a warm roll.

[Chris]

Mm. With the cranberry. Mmm.

[Elizabeth]

It's good.

[Chris]

I would say Subway should keep this on their menu.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I also does Subway typically offer this, like, rotisserie chicken salad?

[Elizabeth]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Me either.

[Elizabeth]

It's like a rotisserie chicken salad.

[Chris]

Oh, good.

[Elizabeth]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

I really do like it.

[Elizabeth]

I like it too. I also just like a simple crayon. I feel like every Thanksgiving, people try to fuck up of cranberry, and they're like, let's put some oranges in it.

[Chris]

Do you want some festive popcorn to go with that?

[Elizabeth]

Ooh, no. I'm dying for a water, though. Oh, they're not happy.

[Chris]

Orange has cheddar.

[Elizabeth]

Wait, which one's the cheddar?

[Chris]

White cheddar. Well, I think they're both cheddar.

[Elizabeth]

I think one's just butter.

[Chris]

No, I think there are different types of cheddar. It's butter. Yeah. This is butter.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah. That's why it's yellow.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. It's better.

[Elizabeth]

The cheddar ones of these are bright orange.

[Chris]

And if you guys know anything about me, you know I fucking hate candy corn. Hard Candied. Like. Yes, I can admit. I can admit the flavors. No, it's caramel corn, I think. You don't mind the crunch of it all?

[Elizabeth]

No, I like the crunch.

[Chris]

Really?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, yeah. I wish this had the orange cheddar.

[Chris]

This isn't as hard of a crunch as some, like, you know, some of the popcorns. You. It's like, why did you bust this out just now? Well, I was using it as the tripod for the camera, and then I thought it was too high. You weren't gonna be able to see the food. And then I saw it after the seven was like, that seems like a nice treat.

[Elizabeth]

It is not. Not a nice treat.

[Chris]

We got a lot of. Did you notice the entire office is Christmas candyified now?

[Elizabeth]

Oh, man, I can't wait to want you to show them work.

[Chris]

You can. Oh, whoa. You can't be having accidents like that. I know. The office.

[Elizabeth]

My bad.

[Chris]

I'm liable. Oh, out of batteries.

[Elizabeth]

It's embarrassing for you.

[Chris]

Okay, I'm going to finish this up. Honestly, you've got to go. Go.

[Elizabeth]

Just.

[Chris]

You've got, like. Well, it's Wednesday. I hope this is still available. It's got to be.

[Elizabeth]

It should be. When did it go on? Whatever. Who cares?

[Chris]

Just go.

[Shane]

Go.

[Elizabeth]

Try. Try your hardest.

[Chris]

Yeah, why not? Try.

[Elizabeth]

I never liked anything, and I liked it.

[Chris]

The bread at Subway is good, too.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, it's fresh, whatever it is.

[Chris]

And it's. The edges are a little bit crispy, but the inside's soft.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And I like all things like that. Like cookies. I don't like. Yeah, cookies.

[Elizabeth]

Men.

[Chris]

You are really hung up on men today.

[Elizabeth]

Men.

[Chris]

You just can't have them today.

[Elizabeth]

Me?

[Chris]

You've produced two of them.

[Elizabeth]

I know they're gonna be better than the ones I know. No offense to the ones I know.

[Chris]

All right, girls. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's episode of the Sip. I'm so glad we were able to make it happen. For a second, I thought, the soup's never happening this week.

[Elizabeth]

Yeah, I honestly thought so, too. Oh, now I'm choking on popcorn kernel.

[Chris]

I don't know. All right, you guys. Well, thank you so much for watching the Sip. Everyone's links are in the Description description section below.

[Elizabeth]

Do you know what's so funny?

[Chris]

What?

[Elizabeth]

My vlog this week is like, talking about my marriage, and I'm like, I hold my marriage above all. No.

[Chris]

No. Are you kidding me?

[Elizabeth]

No.

[Chris]

That's a sick joke, isn't it?

[Elizabeth]

No. I do hold my marriage above most things. No. Just not my rage.

[Chris]

Just the oxymoron. Or, like, how much I'm the contrast between two days on two platforms. Yeah, my husband's incredible, that car.

[Elizabeth]

I'm filing for divorce. Yeah. Anyways.

[Chris]

Anyways, see you next week. Actually, when I go home, I'm gonna insert a quick clip of Shane trying these because he's the one that sent me these, and he was like, bring them along home for me to take a test. So he'll try that and then we'll be out of here. Okay. We are now home. The babies are asleep, and Shane is ready to try. You just throw up. I'm. Yeah, sorry. Shane's ready to try his Subway surprise.

[Shane]

Well, I see the cranberry sauce leaking up the sides, so that's great.

[Chris]

I mean, that is good. You like? Little amount of cranberry sauce.

[Shane]

Okay, so is there anything that you didn't take a bite out of?

[Chris]

Yeah, I cut this in half, and it's not bitten out of.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Chris]

So this one is the ham, turkey, and chicken. So it's all, like. I liked just the chicken one the best. That one was, like, too variety for me.

[Shane]

What's in it?

[Chris]

Thanksgiving stuff. Stuffing, cranberry sauce.

[Shane]

It's cold. Is it? Did they serve it cold?

[Chris]

No, it was served warm. Sorry.

[Shane]

Oh, no, it's okay. I'll just ask. I didn't know because sometimes people do cold. Okay, here we go. What is that?

[Chris]

Okay, just take a bite.

[Shane]

Is that stuffing?

[Chris]

Yeah. It's actually pretty good. I like that one. Has too much meat for me. This one's just.

[Shane]

It tastes shockingly homemade, which I guess is good and surprising for Subway.

[Chris]

This one's just Turkey.

[Shane]

This is shaped like a taco.

[Chris]

It's the same thing, but just turkey.

[Shane]

Okay.

[Chris]

And that was just my piece. You could cut it off if you don't want to eat off of mine. But Lizzy didn't eat. That was just me.

[Shane]

Let me just really look in here. Okay. Yum.

[Chris]

Well, this is also now. I mean, I put it in the fridge, but it's like five hours old now.

[Elizabeth]

Now.

[Shane]

Here's the thing. I can't imagine anybody eating that. Like, I think it's fun, but if you go to Subway, you have a. You have your thing, Right. It's not this.

[Chris]

I honestly thought if I. We ate the whole chicken one. Lizzie and I cut the chicken one in half and we ate it all because we liked it that much. I think if you got the chicken one warm, it is like Thanksgiving dinner in a sandwich. It's like, you know, after you Make Thanksgiving the next day, you put it into a sandwich with the dinner rolls. That's literally what it was.

[Shane]

Okay, I think maybe warm, it was better. I will say, though, if you guys aren't aware of the Wood Ranch biscuits.

[Chris]

Wood Ranch is what we had for dinner. Oh, those things are just soaked in butter.

[Shane]

Get into that. Get the hell into that. And then this. The Wood ranch sweet potato mash.

[Chris]

It can't be healthy.

[Shane]

I eat it with chips. I eat it as if it's a dip.

[Chris]

I literally, I have my plate over here. It's kind of disgusting because the salmon skins on it, but I dip the bread in the sweet potato.

[Shane]

Oh, I'm already ahead of you with the subway bread.

[Chris]

Let's see. Oh, my God.

[Shane]

You know, I'm one of those people that every time people are like, thanksgiving. I'm like, oh, my God. Literally the other day.

[Chris]

Well.

[Shane]

I can't do the hand motion I did because it will get demonetized. But rather my mom said, okay, let's start planning Thanksgiving. And then I did a hand motion that I was so offended, which means that I really don't care about Thanksgiving. But now that I think about it, I do like the food. What? I think, I think I don't like the stress and the planning and the. Who's gonna make this? Where are we gonna give this? How are we gonna give this? How's it like, that whole thing? Like, let's just wrap that, save it.

[Chris]

And the food is delicious, but I want, like my mom's food. I want like the good sweet potatoes and the cheesy potatoes. And I don't want, like, I don't know, my execution of it or like a store bought pre made execution of it. At least I try.

[Shane]

No, you try. It's really cute.

[Chris]

It's really sweet coming from. He was always like, I'm a cook, I'm a chef. I make things. It's like, well, then make Thanksgiving.

[Shane]

Hi. I made this for you tonight. I made it with my little fingers on my little apps. And here it goes.

[Chris]

You keep us fed. Okay, I'm gonna eat the rest of my dinner now. And. Yeah, okay. What's your rating? You gotta try the chicken one. You gotta try the chicken one. I know, I'm just saying, like, in your own free time.

[Shane]

My rating is good job, Subway. At least there's not a rat in it. No, it's good, it's good. It's not bad.

[Chris]

But thank you guys so much for watching and supporting the sip. We love you so much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's it. My food's my favorite. My mouth is full of food.

[Elizabeth]

Mine is too, but I didn't think about it.

[Chris]

Aren't they so cute?

[Elizabeth]

They're really cute.

[Shane]

Oh.

[Chris]

Oh, man. How are we gonna need a picture? The sun's already setting. It's 2pm how's the sun setting?

[Elizabeth]

The sun is set not long ago. Now everybody goes below 2 SA.