Tasting Shane’s CRAZIEST Soda Creations!!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting Shane’s CRAZIEST Soda Creations!!!

Date: April 1, 2026

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Episode Overview

This week's episode is classic chaos and laughs as Ryland and Lizze are joined by Chris, Shane, and Lizzy to chat pop culture, life mishaps, and—most memorably—attempt some viral TikTok “dirty sodas” and other drink experiments cooked up by Shane. From car accidents to postpartum woes, pet drama to viral drinks, no personal anecdote is left unshared. Despite some footage mishaps and technical hiccups (including losing the main eating segment to a recording error), the group powers through with their signature blend of unfiltered honesty and humor, closing out the show tasting Shane’s wildest soda concoctions.

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Key Discussion Segments & Notable Moments

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1. A Chaotic Catch-Up: Car Accidents and Pet Emergencies

[04:28–13:12]

• Chris's Wild Night: Chris arrives shaken—his car was totaled after being T-boned by a cop (no lights or sirens on), while out picking up tacos for “Foodie Friday.” He and his boyfriend are both sore but ultimately okay.
  • “My car is totaled because cop decided to…flooring it down the road with no sirens or lights. Hit me.” – Chris [04:58]
  • Ryland and Lizze speculate on lawsuits, new cars, and government accountability, blending genuine concern with their usual irreverence.
• Pet Drama: Lizze details her dog's (Bubs) declining health—a heart murmur, autoimmune issues, and a dramatic incident with vomiting blood—leading to an emotional vet visit.
  • “Bubs vomits two huge piles of blood...it was pure blood. Red, crimson blood.” – Elizabeth [25:53]
• Postpartum & Domestic Comedy: Amid the chaos, Lizze and Ryland joke about the absurdities of postpartum life, unsexy husbands, and diaper rash misdiagnoses.

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2. Pop Culture, Internet Comments, & “Canceling” Themselves

[39:10–47:40]

• Social Media & Comment Section Dragging: The group pokes fun at negative podcast comments and the bizarre things people choose to fixate on—like Lizze “hogging” the food.
  • “If they can call me names, I can call them names right back.” – Elizabeth [40:00]
• Pop Culture Drama: A lively debate about celebrities who battle for privacy after chasing fame, referencing the ChaPell Roan “Sao Paulo incident” and Lionel Richie’s classic “be careful what you wish for” take on celebrity.
  • “They want to be rich and famous without dealing with people. That's not this business.” – Ryland [47:54]
• Robert Pattinson ‘Liar’ Lore: The hosts giggle over Robert Pattinson’s interview “lies” and his shady Aries astrology callout, with Lizze highlighting how Kristen Stewart is both an Aries and gay, which Ryland had somehow missed.

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3. Life Mishaps: From Flat Tires to Never-Ending Parenthood

[23:21–35:04]

• Flat Tires While Parenting: Lizze recounts her harrowing experience of breastfeeding by the side of the road after a tire blowout—and forking out big bucks for a slow Tesla tire change.
  • “I had to breastfeed Ernie in the gutter...paid $1,500 for two new tires.” – Elizabeth [33:03]
• Parenthood Burnout: Both hosts reflect on how parenthood now dominates their lives (and therefore the podcast), unapologetically noting that “if you don't like parenthood talk, too bad.”
  • “This podcast has always been us talking about whatever’s going on with us, and that's just the stage right now.” – Ryland [41:27]

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4. Fact Checking Gone Wrong: Emily Dickinson’s Reputation Ruined

[32:04 & 54:47+]

• The group spreads false “facts” about Emily Dickinson’s alleged suicide, only to have Chris fact-check and correct them live.
  • “Emily Dickinson did not kill herself.” – Chris [54:47]
• This sequence becomes a running gag about misinformation, with Elizabeth despairing at how many people she’s misinformed.
  • “Do you know how many people I've told Emily Dickinson killed herself?” – Elizabeth [55:00]

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5. The Viral “Dirty Soda” Taste Test & Shane’s Creations

[68:11–97:23]

• Setup: Due to a camera mishap, the main Cheesecake Factory and eating segment is lost, so the gang instead films (successfully) a kitchen segment making TikTok-famous dirty sodas, led by Shane and Lizzy.

  • “I'm so excited. I've been wanting to do this all week…Now we can all try together.” – Lizzy [68:11]

• Drink Creations:

  • Coke Zero Cherry Float – Cherries, ice, cherry Coke Zero, coconut cream, and grenadine—layered for full TikTok effect, with the group obsessing about aesthetics and the “money shot” for thumbnails.
    • “Oh, the aftertaste is like you’re having a real cherry dipped in grenadine...” – Ryland [70:53]
  • Blue Alani Slush Latte – Blue Alani Nu energy drink with cream; not as visually impressive as hoped, but triggers nostalgia for blue ICY slushies.
    • “It tastes like a blue raspberry icy from when you were a kid.” – Ryland [90:02]
  • Fluffer Root Beer – Marshmallow fluff rim around a cup filled with diet root beer. This one’s an unexpected hit, despite concerns over “clumps” of fluff.
    • “It’s good until I got the clump.” – Lizzy [94:36]

• Highlights & Funniest Moments:

  • The ice bag from Chick Fil A (bought just for the nugget ice) splits open, sending everyone into a mini panic.
  • The group repeatedly poses and “woos” for TikTok-style thumbnails, mocking the lengths influencers go to for viral footage.
  • Concerns about “dirty” soda creations aging poorly—“the sodas do not age well”—has them marveling at what happens when you mix marshmallow and diet root beer in a clear glass.
  • Jokes about Mormon “dirty soda” culture, over-caffeinated “mommy quick mixes,” and root beer’s polarizing reputation among Europeans.

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6. Merch, House Gossip & Mom Life

Various, esp. [52:04–53:47]

• House Tours & Relocation: Ryland reports the shocking (and rare) positive internet response to his latest house tour vlog, debating moving to Pasadena versus staying on the coast.
  • “I've never shown a house on the internet where people are supportive of a move.” – Ryland [52:11]
• Parenting Styles Exposed: Extended comic debates over “big fork” vs “little fork” preferences, damage from raising kids, and the saga of Bubs’ medical issues.
• Shopping Haul & Lululemon Gift: Episode wraps with a mini-haul of clothes bought during their (unrecorded) shopping spree.

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Notable Quotes & Timestamps

• “If they can call me names, I can call them names right back.” – Elizabeth [00:00]
• “My car is totaled because cop decided to…flooring it down the road with no sirens or lights. Hit me.” – Chris [04:58]
• “Once in a while, you get a little reality check.” – Lizzy [00:15]
• “It’s the past, it’s the present, it’s the future, bitch, get on board.” – Elizabeth [00:17]
• “You got hit by the right bitch, dude.” – Elizabeth [07:27]
• “Chris, you're going to quit this job because you're going to be daddy.” – Ryland [07:10]
• “Bubs vomits two huge piles of blood...it was pure blood. Red, crimson blood.” – Elizabeth [25:53]
• “I'm just tired of hearing about it…It’s like an annual thing for five years. We get told your lotion routine at least once a year.” – Elizabeth [18:29]
• “You can't do anything wrong when you have two daughters.” – Elizabeth [12:23]
• “This podcast has always been us talking about whatever’s going on with us, and that's just the stage right now.” – Ryland [41:27]
• “They want to be rich and famous without dealing with people. That's not this business.” – Ryland [47:54]
• “Emily Dickinson did not kill herself.” – Chris [54:47]
• “If you got the clump, the load ruins it…it was good until I got the clump.” – Lizzy and group on the fluff soda [94:34]
• “I resurrected it.” – Shane [96:51] (on saving the show after the video fiasco)
• “Happy Easter. This is an April Fool’s joke on us.” – Lizzy [65:33]

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Segment Timestamps (MM:SS)

• Chris’s Accident Story: 04:28–09:40
• Bubs the Dog’s Health Crisis: 23:21–28:48
• Life Mishaps & Flat Tire Story: 32:24–34:59
• Fact Check Fails (Emily Dickinson): 32:04, 54:47
• Pop Culture Hot Takes (ChaPell Roan, Robert Pattinson): 45:38–49:01
• Parenthood, Internet Comments, & Audience Shade: 39:10–42:25, 40:27–41:41
• Soda Taste Test Segment (Main Event): 68:11–97:41

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Tone & Style

• Unfiltered, sarcastic, yet affectionate banter—often self-mocking, playful, and occasionally irreverent toward pop culture and their own missteps.
• Regular willingness to call each other and themselves out for misinformation, dramatics, and parenthood-induced exhaustion.
• Giddy, detail-rich enthusiasm during the TikTok soda taste test, meticulous about “aesthetic” and “thumbnail” moments, showing influencer culture self-awareness.

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Conclusion

Despite filming disasters and plenty of hot mess “life is happening” energy, this episode of The Sip offers an unvarnished, comedic look at friendship, family, viral drink trends, pop culture scandals, and the relentless churn of parenthood—plus a final soda taste test segment that is both on-trend and peak podcast chaos.

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Transcript

[Elizabeth Gordon]

If they can call me names, I can call them names right back.

[Shane]

Period.

[Ryan Adams]

Period. Period. Shane's coming in to save the sip. My life has been difficult, as one can imagine. Yellow.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, now, none of the things I was gonna bitch and complain about seem valid. This is a little satisfying.

[Lizzy]

Once in a while, you get a little reality check. It's nice.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's the past, it's the present, it's the future, bitch, get on board.

[Lizzy]

Don't tell Chris where the ice came from.

[Ryan Adams]

You are fun. I mean, Elizabeth.

[Lizzy]

What? Okay.

[Ryan Adams]

You're coming in hot today. Well, yeah. So what was hot? What was going on?

[Lizzy]

This. He cuts me off in traffic, and I'm minding my own business. I'm on the way to the vet because my dog had swallowed a quarter. Joe dropped a quarter around the house, didn't pick it up. I said, joe, pick up the quarter? No, doesn't pick up the quarter. Three days later, dog swallows quarter. So I'm in the car on the way to the vet, and there's no dog in the car.

[Ryan Adams]

You got the damn kid.

[Lizzy]

I've got Ernie in the car, so what the hell? I'm not going to waste. I'm not going to waste a trip. What is. Can I please have some decent headphones?

[Ryan Adams]

I bet you gave it to John.

[Lizzy]

How long have you been on.

[Ryan Adams]

Are you guys having sex again yet?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

You and Joe, the postpartum?

[Lizzy]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

No. Okay.

[Lizzy]

He drinks a beer, gets all amorous, and I said, oh, you're gonna have to take care of yourself.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, that's it.

[Lizzy]

I'm done.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, you guys. Well, welcome back to the Sip Official podcast with me, Ryan Adams, and her Elizabeth Gordon. I would never say that works.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I would never say.

[Ryan Adams]

I know. It's like she got a bigger vocabulary.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You got to play into the.

[Ryan Adams]

Describe Amherst.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, define horny.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Horny.

[Ryan Adams]

That's what that means.

[Lizzy]

That means. Yeah, it means seductive, horny, sensuous, that sort of thing.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, well, did we fool any of you? April Fools.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Gotcha.

[Ryan Adams]

Got you, Elizabeth. Chris will be joining us in the food section, I think, right?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. I'm hungry.

[Chris]

Let's go.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, we're going to eat, but that's for you guys in an hour from now, so for more of this. See you in an hour.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is it Chris's dick?

[Ryan Adams]

Maybe it's Chris.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Chris, does your dick give off?

[Ryan Adams]

Whatever happened to Chris last night has really. Our podcast production.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What happened to Chris last night?

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, oh, my God. What didn't happen to Chris last night? This poor man, did he sneak out

[Elizabeth Gordon]

of my house and steal my voice.

[Ryan Adams]

This poor, poor man.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What happened to you?

[Ryan Adams]

Hold on. Let him get situated. Wow. This. We're gonna have to. We're all gonna have to have calm bodies today, aren't we?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We have no other choice.

[Ryan Adams]

We don't have any other choice.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This tea is disgusting.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, well, then just drink hot water. Are you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's throat coat. I'm coating my throat.

[Ryan Adams]

Is it the pepper? Well, don't scream calm body. Is it the peppermint? Is it the echinacea? I know there's many different flavors among throat coat.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's whatever throat coat you're offering.

[Ryan Adams]

I have, like, four offerings of throat coat at this office. You're welcome. You chose the wrong one for you. You could have read the branding.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think it's echinacea.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, well, that's your problem. Echinacea is very healthy for you. I take it in liquid dosage form from Erewhon, along with my elderberry and my propolis spray.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Bring me the sunset in a cup. Emily Dickinson, who literally killed herself of depression.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, no. Is that for real right now?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Hard facts.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, are you kidding me?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

They put that from somebody that kms.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

This is really inappropriate, but I'm just like, if the fact that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Gnarly. Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Does somebody need to, like, phone them and let them know maybe like, hey, I don't know if you're okay. Wow. This is. Okay, I've.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is that my 13 threes?

[Ryan Adams]

I feel this has become problematic really fast, but, like the inspirational quotes coming from somebody that 13 reason themselves. Maybe there's a beautiful story we don't know about among this. Mine is the plants have enough spirit to transform our limited vision. Well, could they stop transforming my sinuses?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Who said that?

[Ryan Adams]

Rosemary Goldstar.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She literally died of a poison oak outbreak.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Welcome, Chris, to the show.

[Chris]

Hello, Who.

[Ryan Adams]

I can't believe you're here right now. What the fuck?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wait, what happened?

[Ryan Adams]

Opened the door. He goes. First of all, he was like, I'm right behind you. And I was like, freaky stalker weird because somebody was in my parking spot. And I was like, do I be a Karen and, like, go bang on the door and be like, this is where I want to park? Because the other parking spots, the trees, the birds sit in them and shit on my car. And this one, they don't. And so I was like, who the fuck is in that spot? Turns out Chris was being dropped off because he had a traumatic event last night.

[Chris]

I did? Yeah. My long story Short. My car is totaled because cop decided to. Who is responding to a shooting, flooring it down the road with no sirens or lights. Hit me.

[Ryan Adams]

This is just Chris's luck. Like, are you fucking. Well, first of all, like, I'm glad you're okay. You did go to.

[Chris]

I'm in a ton of pain.

[Ryan Adams]

Let's be clear. Why are you here? What are you doing?

[Chris]

I figured of all my shoots, this

[Ryan Adams]

one is the least like, like physically strenuous.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I'm not.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He's here for the lunch. What happened?

[Ryan Adams]

He's gonna get the lunch and then go straight to Kaiser, literally.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Did you go to Kaiser already?

[Ryan Adams]

He's like, I'm hoping for Nobu and then Kaiser.

[Chris]

I did go to Kaiser, but I was in like a panicked, like shocked state at the time.

[Ryan Adams]

Hold on. Before we get to Kaiser, you're driving home, I'm assuming, or who cares where you're going?

[Chris]

I was driving to get tacos, period, for foodie Friday.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, you were working.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

This is all because you were working. Great. Chris, was anybody in the car with you?

[Chris]

Yeah, my boyfriend.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God. Is he okay?

[Chris]

Yeah, we're both in a lot of pain, but so far so good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What happened? You were t bone.

[Chris]

So. Yeah, we were just turning. We were like, there was no one around and I, I don't also don't know for like legal reasons how much into this. Yeah, I mean, but long story short, yeah, we were doing a very legal left hand turn, blinkers on everything. No one was around. And out of nowhere they like, because they were going so fast, they just showed up and.

[Ryan Adams]

And how fast do you think they were going?

[Chris]

Fast, Very fast. I don't know. But you heard.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are they going to pay for a new car?

[Ryan Adams]

Well, that's. I said, sounds like Chris gets a new car.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's what I'm hearing.

[Ryan Adams]

That's all I heard. I was like. Well, first I was like, are you okay? And then I was like, when does the new car come? Yeah, because it seems like they're responsible. There's a new car in this.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There's got to be like a hotline.

[Ryan Adams]

You call for this and did you call somebody yet?

[Chris]

Talk to a lawyer?

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know.

[Chris]

We'll see. I don't know.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, if anybody in the podcast audience,

[Elizabeth Gordon]

we just become a multimillionaire.

[Ryan Adams]

That's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking he's going to be too good for us. Like, Chris, you're going to quit this

[Elizabeth Gordon]

job because you're going to be daddy

[Ryan Adams]

hopefully he's going to, like, body wise. He's fine. Yeah, I mean, are you?

[Chris]

That's the main thing.

[Ryan Adams]

So did you both. No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Girl, get that money. You're wrecked. You need surgery. You're never going to walk again.

[Ryan Adams]

I hate to beat this girl, but if you're going to get hit by anyone, the government is a good person.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You got hit by the right bitch, dude. Hell, yeah, Chris get you.

[Ryan Adams]

That's so much better than, like, the woman that, like, dragged her nail across Lizzie's car, who clearly didn't have insurance.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was just a witch.

[Ryan Adams]

You're going to get the payout on this one, which equals a new car. And if there isn't a new car,

[Elizabeth Gordon]

you're going the distance, bitch. You're getting more than a car. You're getting out.

[Chris]

I'm just paranoid because I feel like cops and judges and, like, they all know each other and our system's corrupt and, like, I don't know, because they're

[Elizabeth Gordon]

going to do to you.

[Chris]

Because there was a cop who pulled me over for going five miles over the speed limit and pulled a gun on me and was like. Like red in the face, screaming at me. This was many years ago and should have sued them. This cop in court walked up to the judge, they had like, a powwow. And then the judge, I would take whatever offer he gives you.

[Ryan Adams]

I know, but if your car's totaled and it was hit by a government official, it feels like they have no way around.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

My friend was hit by an Uber and she got, like, $150,000.

[Shane]

What?

[Chris]

I can't Uber imagine that kind of money.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She had surgery, unfortunately, but.

[Chris]

Jesus.

[Ryan Adams]

Is she okay?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She did have a dope European trip

[Ryan Adams]

after that, and it did take years, though, to get right.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It took years to get. But it's like, you know, we all have hobbies.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Litigation might be yours.

[Ryan Adams]

It's gonna have to be.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You become a. What is it called? Litigious. Yeah, get that house.

[Ryan Adams]

Get that house. Oh, my gosh. This is a blessing, period.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

You're alive and you're gonna get a brand new car.

[Chris]

That's the thing. Imagine Rylan and I were talking if they had hit me because they hit, like, the front end of my car closer to my door.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, it's, like, near the front wheel. Had it been two feet back, it would have been Chris's body. So, like, God, they.

[Chris]

Again, they hit me so hard and, like, spun out and.

[Ryan Adams]

Did your car spin? No, your car kind of stood. Wow. Yeah. And were they okay?

[Chris]

I think.

[Ryan Adams]

Who cares?

[Chris]

Fine. I do care.

[Ryan Adams]

They gave you the insurance information for the police. It's like, I don't even know what.

[Chris]

Call your insurance. They, like, did nothing for me.

[Ryan Adams]

Call your insurance.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Your insurance. Know what to do. But I got hit by the police. But then.

[Chris]

I don't know. I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Your assurance is gonna be like Chang.

[Ryan Adams]

And if they're not, then you're gonna have to call around because there's gonna be somebody that will help you. I'm thinking of one of Shane's podcast sponsors. Top of my head. You know, I'd be phoning a friend at this point.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. Get that money.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God, you're hurt.

[Chris]

I literally am.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And you almost missed lunch today.

[Ryan Adams]

You almost missed lunch today.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We might go to Nobu. My dad's here.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, is that mean. Does that mean you'll get us there finally?

[Lizzy]

I was.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, I. One of the reasons why I canceled Bubs appointment is because I didn't want to be stressed out about Nobu again. Because I feel like I keep having panic attacks about Nobu.

[Ryan Adams]

Seems like we're going to Nobu, which

[Elizabeth Gordon]

is very similarly difficult to what Chris is dealing with.

[Ryan Adams]

If he can manage going to Nobu today, then maybe it's in all of our future. But I don't know. If you got to get to the hospital, then maybe go to the hospital.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Whatever you need, Chris. Honestly, that's so fucking crazy.

[Ryan Adams]

And were you just not telling us yesterday or did it happen after? We were.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, we were texting.

[Chris]

No, we were texting, and then the. And then I, like, stopped to drive to this place, and then I was like, oh, I'll respond when I get there. And then all this happened, so.

[Ryan Adams]

I can't believe you want to take me back to. It's a little insensitive to say my crime scene, but I. Your crime scene? Dude, it's not a crime scene.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wait, wait, wait a minute. Harry Jozzy has been posting rage bait things, and I sent Rylan one this. But this is. I said me because I didn't want to offend you, but I meant you.

[Ryan Adams]

Are you kidding me?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

Girl, you can't even be honest via text with me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, because you're such a bitch.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Harry Jozzy posted one thing about me. I'm not going to read the room. I will, however, fill it with my presence. Your grandma died. Mine didn't. And I went to the beach yesterday. That's Rylan's ass to a fucking tea.

[Ryan Adams]

I was going to talk about my crime that happened at the beach yesterday. And that is Malibu's fucking parking enforcement. They find me $200 for where I parked, where there was no visible note. Thank you, Chris.

[Chris]

No, that sucks with thank you.

[Ryan Adams]

It was a $200 beach trip where I parked, where I always park. These fucking Malibu fucking parking enforcements, they always get me for not having a front plate. I park all over Los Angeles, and they are the only city that always hold me accountable for not having a front license plate.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Dare they?

[Ryan Adams]

And it's like. And then these two are. Fire hydrant. I didn't see. Fire hydrant. I pulled. I didn't. I literally pulled the ticket off the car was searching, and I was like, I don't see it to this day. You don't see it to this day. I didn't see. I don't know. Do you want to go back and visit where I parked when we go to Nobu today and just fact check? Yeah, I'm probably wrong, but, like, I was with two toddlers, taking them to the beach for the first time. I was a little distracted.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you're. You can't do anything wrong when you have two daughters.

[Ryan Adams]

And that's what I feel like I should say, say when I hire a company to dispute my $200 parking ticket. And it's like, they couldn't just hit me with the fire hydrant. They had to be like, you know, Alison, 19th plane, let's add another $56 to this. So enough about me, Chris. I'm so sorry.

[Chris]

Thank you. No, I mean, it was.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's crazy. And the worst part is I didn't even get the tacos, and they're so good.

[Ryan Adams]

So you were starving?

[Chris]

We were going to tire shop taqueria, which is my favorite place to get tacos in Los Angeles.

[Shane]

Incredible.

[Chris]

If you haven't been. But, yeah, I was starving all night.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

In the hospital, they didn't offer you one of those sandwiches? That's just bread and meat? No, they kept doing that after I had my baby. They're like, you want some bread and meat? I was like, could you throw some, like, spit on it?

[Ryan Adams]

You even have that kind of meat when you're breastfeeding.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Girl, I was so hungry. I was like, bring me the turkey.

[Ryan Adams]

Nobody was gonna postmate for you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We had been postmating, but it was like 3am and I had been so nauseous from the spinal that they did to me that I was just, like, vomiting.

[Ryan Adams]

So what happened to you?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I have no Idea because this is because I'm the loudest bitch. Everyone in this space knows I wasn't even screaming.

[Ryan Adams]

So you're sick.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, mute.

[Ryan Adams]

He's saying to me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you calling me a mute?

[Shane]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You want me to.

[Ryan Adams]

She's already damned about this space. She's talking about how unfriendly it is and unfavorable it is for mutes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The podcast space is, like, not like really a safe space for people like me with like. Is this laryngit?

[Ryan Adams]

Does it hurt?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What the is this?

[Ryan Adams]

I don't. I don't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Sorry. I'll whisper for you.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I made Ryland wear headphones today so that I could whisper.

[Chris]

It's like asmr.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is it good? She just stay whispering. Abw. Always be whisper. His heart sticks.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, now none of the things I was going to and complain about seem valid. It's like, you're a little horny today.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

My whisper voice in these headphones speak.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God. Your dad's like, literally right next to us.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I take it back. I forgot. I forgot.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, that's so weird.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I forgot, I forgot, I forgot.

[Ryan Adams]

That's really.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So my pants are just too tight. Also, I'd like to correct the record.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Last week I said I had diaper rash.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, talk for real again.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Last week I said I had diaper rash. It's not. There's no rash. I want to be clear about it. It's like. It's like a deep impact wound. It's not a rash. I got a lot of messages from friends saying that's swamp ass.

[Ryan Adams]

Your real life friends are listening.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I posted the real. Oh, okay, maybe they're listening now. Okay. But yeah, I don't have a rash. I have like. Like someone punched my butthole is how up that wedgie was.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I like, like Jake Paul punched my butthole.

[Ryan Adams]

It's a powerful punch.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryan Adams]

It's like a multi million dollar gnarly impact. It's like worth like 20 to 30 million dollars.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's like my butt was driving to go get tacos for foodie Friday, and out of nowhere, in the middle of the night, a police with no lights on. That's what it felt like wearing jorts. And now I'm having a similar thing with my jeans in my coochie.

[Ryan Adams]

This is like me talking about how I lotion with rings, which apparently people care about. Honest. Oh, my God. I went to the dermatologist, which was. And they demoralizing it was honestly demoralizing. Like, here I am just trying to get my annual mole check, doing what's right. Right? You know?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Love it.

[Ryan Adams]

And it's like they have the air conditioning set down to like 65 degrees when they ask me to get naked while I wait for a doctor for like, 20 minutes. You know how fast I can get naked very quickly. So can I just get naked when you get in the room? Like, what do you think is going to happen if I get naked when you're in the room versus when you're not in the room? Like, you're still going to see whatever you're going to see.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I need 45 minutes to hide my underwear.

[Ryan Adams]

To hide?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. I hide it like Easter eggs around the room, take off my panties.

[Ryan Adams]

The doctor walks in and she's like, sorry, it's cold in here. And I was like, yeah, then why do you have me sitting naked but as naked in here? I did get to have my underwear on, but, like, you know, my underwear is like, slutty. And then I was like, oh, I can't be sitting in slutty underwear alone in here for 20 minutes. And I might, like, get turned on and then be like, oh, my gosh, get a fear boner. And so you know my predicament, we all know. And it's just like, what are we doing leaving naked people in cold doctor's offices? It is a crime against humanity.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Justice for naked people. Under.

[Ryan Adams]

She knew. She walked in and the first thing she said to me was, sorry, it's so cold in here. And I was like, well, you're not the one sitting naked. I know it's hot outside, but we need to turn the heater on.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Rylan Adams. Say his name.

[Ryan Adams]

And then, yes, when I was checking out, she was recommending a new face sunscreen because the dermatologist clocked me. And she was, are you wearing it right now? Looks like we're not wearing face sunscreen. And I was like, no, because all of the face sunscreens break me out. And she goes, that's weird. They shouldn't. Have you tried this one? I said, of course I've tried the one that this office has recommended to me. And of course it breaks me out. She goes, it shouldn't. And I said, well, it does. And she goes, okay, we'll try this one. Haven't tried it yet because I know it's going to break me out. Try the goop one, the Supergoop. I already did the one that's tinted. No, they have a non tinted the same one. What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Try the tinted.

[Ryan Adams]

You think the tinted is not going to break me out?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Maybe not.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Anyways, while I was checking out at the dermatologist, the lovely woman said, oh, I love your ring. And I said, thank you. And she goes, but does it just get dirty? Because there's all those holes in it. And I was like, oh, it's a nightmare to upkeep this ring. Like, you don't even know the amount that I'm having to clean it. And she goes, what do you. What about when you put lotion on? And I was like, I know. What a nightmare. You have to do the fingertips and then the palms, and then you have to, like, rub around them or the lotion goops and goggles inside of the rings. And it's like, wow. Somebody unprompted brought that to my attention in the same week that Elizabeth was dragging how hard it was for me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm not dragging how hard it is. I recognize. No, I recognize your struggle.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I see you.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know that it's not easy out in these streets for you. I know that you'd be having a hard time.

[Ryan Adams]

I know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm just tired of hearing about it. I'm just kidding. I bet. I'm tired of hearing. There's like. It's like an annual thing for five years. We get told your lotion routine at least once a year.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, I get a new ring and it gets even harder. Yeah. So my life has been difficult, as one can imagine.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

What's beeping? What is that? Is somebody reversing into the building? Is that a cop car without his lights on? Too soon.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They would never let us know they were coming.

[Ryan Adams]

What is it?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's awful.

[Ryan Adams]

Like, what are they backing into? There's no roads right here. This is like buildings.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's like Spencer's pacemaker going off.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

Go check on him. That's not funny. Well, we're joking. Too close to the sun.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, take that. Take that last one out. People keep thinking, I hate Spencer. I love Spencer.

[Ryan Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

Thank God.

[Ryan Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

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[Ryan Adams]

We're going to Hillary Duffy. If Lizzie has her way, we're going to Alex Warren. So Many incredible people on tour. I mean, Ariana Grande. Can we really miss it? I don't think so. Lady Gaga, Bruno Mars, Morgan Wallen. The list goes on and on and on. And you're definitely going to want to get your tickets. With SeatGeek, they rate every ticket on a scale of 1 to 10. Look for the green dots. Green means good, red means bad, and every ticket is backed by their buyer guarantee. They're also offering you 10% off your next set of tickets when you use our code, the SIP10. That's code, the SIP10 for 10% off your next set of tickets. Or, of course, you can click the link in our description section below, and that will automatically add our code to your account. So the next time you're shopping for tickets, that 10% is automatically going to be added, and you're going to be thanking us later. Seatgeek, we love you so much. Thank you for continuing to support our show. And that's the end of this ad. Okay, we're back.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Good job.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank you. That was a seamless transition.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's truly a great segue.

[Ryan Adams]

Very professional. You want to know what's been going on with me? No. Okay, then what's been going on with you?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm just kidding.

[Ryan Adams]

No, no, no. I want to know what's going on with you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I literally.

[Ryan Adams]

Your dad came in town, you lost your voice.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No. What's going on with you?

[Ryan Adams]

No, no, no, I'm good. I'm cool. I'm good, I'm good.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm biting my time.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. I am very, very, very, very, very fearful of rattlesnakes, as you. Have you been seeing the news?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What do you mean?

[Ryan Adams]

My whole algorithm is the amount of people that have been dying in close proximity to us after having being bit by rattlesnakes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Joe, literally, I told him I wanted to take him on the walk with you guys. He said, no, it's great.

[Ryan Adams]

Right now I am also so afraid. Like, okay, first it was bears, then it was mountain lions, and now there's an uptick like never before in rattlesnakes in Southern California. I know, but they're saying more than

[Elizabeth Gordon]

ever, we need to get Rattlesnake Randy out on your property.

[Ryan Adams]

We need to get out and about, because I am very fearful now, living in the mountains, and it just is like, I have never seen story. Maybe they've always been there, but right now in Thousand Oaks. But people have been dying. I didn't know people were, like, dying from.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, it's like, not cool.

[Ryan Adams]

You're and if you get bit, you're not supposed to move. You're just supposed to call the cops and wait. Because if you move, it spreads throughout your body faster.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's horrifying. You know what? I'm so sorry. I take it my kids school.

[Ryan Adams]

What do they want?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know. Hello? Yeah. Oh, thank God. Oh, we want the photo book. For sure. For sure.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh my God. He can't freaking call your house.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That was liter about a yearbook for a baby.

[Ryan Adams]

I hate you, dude.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I hate me too. Isabelle could hear it in my voice too. She goes, everything is finally. Oh my God.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, yeah, because we know you're a mess. Like every Monday, texting me like it's my life's over again. Everything's over. And I'm like, the most week was

[Elizabeth Gordon]

the most dramatic I've ever been. You know, I'm rarely.

[Ryan Adams]

But I was cool.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you were. Of course you were cool. What else are you gonna do in the face of that?

[Ryan Adams]

I mean. But normally sometimes I'm not cool.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I never call you crying like that, though.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, I called you and you were right. But I. I know, but then this morning you're. I just like Mondays.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I literally called my dad last Monday, crying, I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I called my dad sobbing. I haven't called my dad crying like that in the longest.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, now are we allowed to talk about it?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes, we can absolutely talk about it.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. So we don't have to.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's okay. Bubs, I believe I've already shared on the podcast, has a heart murmur and it just is what it is. Apparently a lot of dogs, his breeds get them and he's just going to have to be medicated and monitored forever.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That being said, he also has an autoimmune disease in his mouth which requires constant, like intense dental cleaning and teeth pulls. And we don't know how much longer it's going to be super safe to put him under for unnecessary things.

[Ryan Adams]

So, because he's getting older.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Because he. Well, because of his heart murmur.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So we had all of his teeth removed except for his bottom canines. And just to avoid having to do it annually, cut to last Monday. Oh, Bubs has also been like, really picky about his food. But that's just because he's a. Is what I thought.

[Ryan Adams]

Right.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And we hand feed icky. So he's like hand feed me.

[Ryan Adams]

Is the food soft if he has no teeth? Are you worried about him choking?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He just wants to be hand fed.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's A. It's how he prefers it.

[Ryan Adams]

And it's mushy or like, it's choice.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He'd rather it from my hand.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's like wanting to use a big fork or a little fork. Like, he wants a hand.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. And I want a little fork. Just so everyone knows.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

I want to be very clear on that. If I come to your house, if you hand me a big fork, I will be offended. I fucking hate big utensils. This one's a bit fork and the big spoons. Oh, fuck off with that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

See, Billy's the exact opposite. He's like, don't give me a big baby anything. I'm a big boy.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you like?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't care. I just want to be clean.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I just want a clean utensil.

[Ryan Adams]

Chris.

[Chris]

I. I prefer big utensils. I definitely prefer big utensils.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. A big shovel. A big shovel into his mouth.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He likes a big utensil.

[Chris]

I'm starving. And I'm very much the type of person to, like, get like, two handfuls of popcorn when eating popcorn. Shove it all in at once.

[Ryan Adams]

You know what I mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Like, I do a fat handful of popcorn, a sip of soda so that it melts a little bit, and then another fat one right on top.

[Chris]

Yeah. I'm just hungry. I need a lot of food immediately. Like, I don't know.

[Ryan Adams]

I wish somebody would take me to Project Home. Mary.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Me too.

[Chris]

Did you hear about the new screen

[Elizabeth Gordon]

in Burbank that they have?

[Ryan Adams]

I'm never going to Burbank.

[Chris]

They have a new. They have this new screen X where the walls are theaters and, like, it fills the whole, like a brand new thing.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Suddenly I'm going to Burbank.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I want to see that.

[Chris]

Yeah, me too.

[Ryan Adams]

Is it open?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, my gosh.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So anyways, Bubs has no more teeth.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And he's got a weird appetite. Last Monday, we're walking out the door with Billy to go to school and Bubs vomits two huge piles of blood. And it was not stre. It wasn't a little bit of blood. It was pure blood. Red, crimson blood. And it smelled like blood. And I just. Immediately my heart stopped because that's not good.

[Ryan Adams]

And he hadn't been eating and he

[Elizabeth Gordon]

had been weird about the eating, but I chalked it up to him being a. Because he is such a. I love him so much. But he's, like, famous. Like, he has a right to it, and I respect that because there's an unequal balance of Power in our relationship. And he has more than me.

[Ryan Adams]

Right? In the whole household. Really?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Honestly, he is the ecosystem. And that's the problem.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And that's the problem. We're all about him. So I'm immediately panicking. I text Ryland. Bubs just vomited blood. I'm probably not coming to work today.

[Ryan Adams]

And I was like, okay, us. We don't need you. Stay away.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And then I immediately called my dad. Scream. Crying, I'm gonna kill myself. Because he's my everything. He's everything but it, like, literally. Billy thinks dogs are called Bobo. Billy does, because we have so much Bubs merch around, too. Like, he's always like, something's up with this dog. He's like, there's stickers, there's embroidery, there's sweaters. Like, I don't see Ike on other stu. Like, James has a Bubs tattoo. And Billy goes up to him and goes, bobo, Bobo, Bobo. On the way home from school, he goes, bobo, bobo. With his little belligerent point. So I'm devastated. Also, Bubs protects Billy from Iki.

[Ryan Adams]

It was very. Even when I called you, she's just bawling. And she goes, my house isn't without Bubs. Like, we don't know how to, like, he is how our house is.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, he's the son of the devil that runs our house. And so we rush him to the vet. James rushes him to the vet. Joe takes Billy to school, and the vet is like, we're just gonna monitor him. And I was like, no, you're gonna do a lot more than that. So you're gonna check his poop, you're gonna give him an ultrasound, you're gonna check his blood.

[Ryan Adams]

You are a great mom. Nobody could take that away from, like, you. Just, like, everyone that I know in my personal life will be like, how does she do it? I'm like, I don't know. And she doesn't complain about it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't think it's crazy.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, but you just, like, you could be down with the eighth sickness in a row, and you're just like, I'd be like, I'm going to kill myself. I'm going to jump off this building. I'm going to die. And you're just like, another one.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Let me go to the doctor for the 18th time. No complaints here.

[Ryan Adams]

Like, you just do it and don't complain. And I'm just, like, in awe. I'm in awe of you. Really?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, it's like, you have to just do it.

[Ryan Adams]

I know, but it's awful.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's not cool. But it's like, I have never.

[Ryan Adams]

But you're like, more, more. You're like, let's have a one you want. You literally threatened a girl to me like four times this week. And I'm like, no, no, no.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I. I touched grass. I touched grass.

[Ryan Adams]

As your employer, I probably can't be like, you cannot have another kid, but it's strongly advised that you do not have another kid.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Last week when she.

[Ryan Adams]

Because we will not make it it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Last week when Shane thought I was pregnant, he seemed like, mad. He was like, are you pregnant again? I was like, no, dude. He's like, no, like, are you pregnant again? And I was like, what? No, I swear. It's bad for business.

[Ryan Adams]

No, I want you to have another kid. I just think we both need like 1.5 more years.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Agreed.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

My friend Kara was like, like, do I get rid of all this baby stuff or do I have another kid? And I was like, what's one more? And then I genuinely envisioned one more. And I text her, I said, throw that away. One more is too much.

[Ryan Adams]

How many does she have?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

One. Oh, I'm like, we're all done. All done. You did.

[Ryan Adams]

You did it as an experiment for all of your friends.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, it's okay. You guys don't need more. I love my family. I love to, but you don't need it.

[Ryan Adams]

We had our cousin come over who's nine, almost nine months, and the holding the nine month old. I was like, oh, maybe I do want one.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Kissing Ernie. I'm like, oh, maybe I do two years. So anyways, Bubs, fecal matters clear. Ultrasounds clear. All of his organs are of normal size. Nothing's inflamed except for the lining of his stomach. And the vet said that's probably because my husband's been giving him two baby bell cheeses a day.

[Ryan Adams]

So this is Joe's fault.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So this is a cheese related injury.

[Ryan Adams]

This is making the book.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, he's there. She said there's no way that's causing him to vomit blood, though.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I also found on the baby playmat a partially chewed up toothpick. So that he could have chewed any. There could be a toothpick that injured him in his throat. And he threw up the blood because of it. Because it wasn't a normal throw up. I shouldn't be calling it a throw up. He wasn't like.

[Ryan Adams]

Like it was blood.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

He went. And then like huge amount of blood. And then he went.

[Ryan Adams]

That or a button battery.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, no, Cuz it would. You would have seen it in the ultrasound.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, right.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But. So that's why I was like, we're doing the test, Shave his dummy, get the ultrasound machine out. Is he pregnant? And he's not pregnant, but it would have been great if he was. So then I'm just like left wondering like, well, what the. They do the blood work, the blood work comes back, she goes, he has the blood work of a two year old dog. Your dog looks gorgeous.

[Ryan Adams]

What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. I was like, praise God, because this dog needs to live forever. I will come. Like, I will.

[Ryan Adams]

There's a lot of that in today's episode. We really need to calm it down a little bit.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's the Emily Dickinson shitty throat.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, is that real or did you make that up?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's real.

[Ryan Adams]

Can you Google. Well, how did Emily Dickinson. It's really. Can you maybe not touch near the. Yep.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh. Oh, maybe. So anyways, he's all good. He's gonna get an endoscopy on April 15 just to rule out ulcers or polyps or masses anywhere the ultrasound couldn't show.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, do you want to tell us about pumping on the side of the road?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my God, my week last week was so fucked. Exactly, like, so fucked. Then on Tuesday, I'm coming home from Mommy and Me, Ernie's upset. He's in the backseat, he's tired, he's hungry, he's had enough. He's like, I didn't get a normal nap this morning because we went to model Seder at my big brother's school. And while I was supposed to sleep, you motherfuckers were singing about some baby Moshe I didn't ask for. This poor guy was just asleep in the fucking carrier on my chest. We're all screaming and clapping. It was a great time. And my tire pops. And then I had to breastfeed Ernie in the gutter.

[Ryan Adams]

Just you and Ernie? Tire pops?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

And what was that like?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It was kind of weird. It was like a. Oh, so it

[Ryan Adams]

wasn't like a pop?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it was like a Ew. Like the car literally felt like it was like.

[Ryan Adams]

And were you then you were.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was on the phone with Joe and he goes, I just got a notification that there is zero tire pressure

[Lizzy]

in the back tire.

[Ryan Adams]

And I was like, guess I'll pull over.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was like, that makes a lot of sense.

[Ryan Adams]

You would have probably driven that motherfucking car all the way home.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I kept thinking that too. I was like, should I just come home? He's like, pull over. I was like, I could just come home. Pull over.

[Ryan Adams]

So what did you do?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I pulled over and pressed my baby in the gutter.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, you couldn't just sit in

[Elizabeth Gordon]

the car and then paid, like, $1,500 for two new tires to be brought out immediately by Tesla. And I only did it because they were going to bring them immediately so that my husband could go to a doctor's appointment and then pick up our son. Guess what those motherfuckers did after I agreed to the charges? They didn't come until the next day at noon.

[Ryan Adams]

So you're sitting on that street for 24 hours.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

24 hours out there with my baby, breastfeeding. Get a gutter just waiting.

[Ryan Adams]

At least it was two weeks ago.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're proud of yourself, Elon, You.

[Ryan Adams]

How was the scenery?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was in Deluca Lake. It was lovely. There was a breeze. It felt safe. And then the next day, when Joe went so that they could do the tire and everything, another Tesla pulled off right there with a flat tire.

[Ryan Adams]

Is there, like.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I was like, this is a conspiracy.

[Ryan Adams]

What are they doing, throwing nails at you?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Seemed like it. And the week before, there was a nail in my front tire, and I had to get two new front tires. And then my cheap ass was like, we'll wait. Joe was like, the back tires are bald. I was like, we'll wait Another.

[Ryan Adams]

We've had that car for, like, five minutes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, we've had it for two years.

[Ryan Adams]

Really? Yeah. Wow. Time flies when you're having babies.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

These little time sucks.

[Ryan Adams]

Exactly. Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. So that was my week.

[Ryan Adams]

The funniest thing about Elizabeth is she's done a lot of damage on this podcast. Okay. Like, there's so many times where I'm like, no, no, stop. Or then I just say, like, these.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Don't say that.

[Ryan Adams]

These opinions are her own. They're her own. She's her own individual. Even though this is the same platform and I'm hitting publish because I don't want that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Can I say something that you bleep out?

[Ryan Adams]

What?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's something that I, for instance, should not have said on the Intern. That's why I'm adding it.

[Ryan Adams]

No, it's my.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

But I would like to make an apology.

[Ryan Adams]

I. I know, but this is. Let me lead us into it a little bit, because it's, like, the amount of damage she's done to, like, actual people whose feelings could be hurt if they were to stumble upon this podcast. The only time in five years that she has texted me, wanted, wanting to make amends is About a monkey who cannot listen to our show.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No justice for Punch. Dude, I did that guy. So dirty.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think on the after sip or something, Chris and I were like, we don't know that monkey. What if he's an like, there's a reason his mom abandoned him. Why aren't we asking what he did?

[Ryan Adams]

And that's coming from someone I just declared a good mom?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Well, just as for Bunch, I think he's a good guy.

[Ryan Adams]

What has you thinking he's good all

[Elizabeth Gordon]

of a sudden he has a friend now? No, there's more than.

[Ryan Adams]

Maybe his friend's a psychopath.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, my God. Like you.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm not a psychopath.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I am.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, you're my psychopathic friend. Oh, wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, I'm just kidding.

[Ryan Adams]

No, she's not a psychopath. Narcissistic tendencies without being a narcissist.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Codependent narcissistic tendencies. It's really complicated.

[Ryan Adams]

Tendencies without the full emphasis on the disorder itself. Not that if you have that disorder. We don't like you. I'm just declaring.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm sure we like you more. Okay, okay, okay. He has a friend.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, cool.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They attacked his friend. Someone attacked his friend. Guess who came in with the mollywop? Our boy Punch. He came in and he was like, not my friend, not today. And he pulled some monkey ninja stuff and beat some ass and saved her life.

[Ryan Adams]

How are you guys following the happenings of Punch?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't know, cuz I'm definitely not seeking it out because it was way too sad for me in my postpartum era. I was like, I. Oh, that's over. No, we're in it, okay? We're in it deep.

[Ryan Adams]

You said it like past tense. No, no, no, no, no.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's the past, it's the present, it's the future. We're in our postpartum era. Get on board. It's the never ending story of horrible anxiety. And I did realize why I've been having this really awful. Like, I don't think it's an intrusive thought because I think an intrusive thought is a be. It's like, linked to a behavior. Right. Like you. Intrusively toxic or bad. Right.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, I don't know. Can't you just have, like, you're just sitting there and then all of a sudden nasty things come in?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Maybe. I don't know. But I thought intrusive thoughts were like, I'm gonna kill you.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's like, I should bash him over the head. With this company. That's an intrusive thought. But I've been having these horrible visions that are postpartum anxiety visions. I think of Billy being thrown off of a high rise building.

[Ryan Adams]

That is too much.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Isn't that fucked up too much. And you know what I realized? It's cuz a fucking Joe. It's cuz a fucking joke.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Cuz in my horrible vision, Billy doesn't understand what's happening is wrong. And he's smiling because he thinks it's cool. And he thinks he's flying. Like, my heart hurts. Do you know why? Joe's been watching a movie called Wild Heart or something that has a soundtrack that's country music. And there's a song that goes, sometimes fallen feels like flying for a little while. And I realized this morning it's because he's playing that song on repeat that it has crept into my brain and done some gnarly inception with my postpartum anxiety. Do you believe?

[Ryan Adams]

I cannot believe. You should scream at him when you go home.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I can't.

[Ryan Adams]

I know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Do you think he took my voice?

[Ryan Adams]

You know, it's the funniest thing. She texted me and she goes, I think Joe, like, Joe likes me better when I don't have a voice. And then I was like, oh, that's really nasty. And then she walked in this morning and it was so calm and peaceful. And I was like, do we all feel that way?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's fair. It's fair. Everyone in the comment section is gonna be like, thank God that bitch can't talk. Thank God she's shutting the fuck up. Finally.

[Ryan Adams]

I saw one comment last week that was like, I used to rewatch this show like multiple times every week and now I can't even get through one. You need to read the comments. And I was like, what? What do you mean? Like, what are they mad at?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm listening, babe.

[Ryan Adams]

I literally. I was like, I'm listening.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I saw you.

[Ryan Adams]

Can you elaborate?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

And I don't like I'm listening. Did you see? Did they reply? Oh, what is the reply?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

They don't like Spencer.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I think they don't like Spencer.

[Ryan Adams]

He's not even until the end.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't get it. I think Spencer is such a great addition.

[Ryan Adams]

Why would that deter them from watching?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Why would that deter you from watching?

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, I don't think we need to like dance around it that much. The other half are like, I can't stand Lizzie busy. So it's like,

[Elizabeth Gordon]

also, I saw some of you dumb in the comments. No, you're dumb. If they can call me names, I can call them names.

[Shane]

Period.

[Ryan Adams]

Period. Period.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Here's the deal. I put myself out there to be judged.

[Ryan Adams]

No, I know the comments, but when

[Elizabeth Gordon]

you comment, you put yourself out there to be judged, too. You stupid.

[Ryan Adams]

No, I know. Like, it is. And I will say we're so privileged to have this job because I love it provides us. It provides us to provide for our families in a beautiful way.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And it makes me so happy.

[Ryan Adams]

It's a flexible schedule. We get to hang out with each other. But sometimes it is like. Like last week, I was, like, sharing my honest thoughts about, like, touring preschools. And there was something else I felt like I was just being a little too honest about. And the comments were nasty last week, and I was just like, I'm out. The second I. Like, they actually started getting nasty, I'm just like, I'm out.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Goodbye. No, it's none of my business.

[Ryan Adams]

I was thinking it was like, Is it because all we talk about is parenthood now? Because. Because if you don't like parenthood talk, it's too bad. It's just it like that this podcast has always been us talking about whatever the going on with us, and that's what's going on with us. So it's just the stage of our life right now.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The reason why I'm being like, you're stupid is because I read one comment where I was like, liz is not sharing the food. I never eat in the eating portion.

[Ryan Adams]

Also, I got it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And each one of us got our own fucking Crunchwrap Supreme Minis.

[Ryan Adams]

I literally.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What are you talking about? You're a dumb bitch. I hate Liz. She's hogging all the food. And God forbid I do. Bitch. I'm breastfeeding two children. My job is eating. You came here to watch me do it, so leave if it bothers you when I do it. Stupid idiot. Get out of here. Get out of here.

[Ryan Adams]

You don't need to lose your voice even more.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, sorry. Crazy how I found it to let her know how I feel.

[Ryan Adams]

That right? I did get four. I like, I got a crunch. I got two. Whatever. I got Crunchwrap Supremes for everyone, period. We were testing two, so I got eight. Two for everyone.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes.

[Ryan Adams]

So that was yours. You just went into it faster than we did. I was hungry, and that's fine. Who cares? Someone cares. All right, today's podcast is. Oh, Lizzy was rage baiting me. But we'll get to this after.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

Because I Was like never going to apologize to anyone. And now you're rage baiting me about apologizing to two people in one episode. I saw what's coming up. I saw what's coming up.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, no.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, today's podcast is sponsored. You got to keep them there, right? You got to keep the audience there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, you're edging them now.

[Ryan Adams]

They're gonna come back after to know.

[Shane]

This is the.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is the cliffhanger before the commercial break.

[Ryan Adams]

Yes, it was the cliffhanger before the commercial break. If only I could get my notes together to do the commercial break.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Cliffhanger now is, will he make it to the commercial?

[Ryan Adams]

All right, today's podcast is sponsored by Kickoff, which I personally am a huge fan of. I mean, think of all the things you could do with $2,000.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So much.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, that $2,000 could have been yours had you had better credit. The last time you financed a big purchase in your life. Say that. Be a car.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's for you.

[Ryan Adams]

An apology. Why?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What Chap Roll grown.

[Ryan Adams]

Why? What has come to light that you're feeling this way? Because I have something in the opposite direction of this.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I know you and Lionel Richie both.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, so you did see what Lionel Richie had to say.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You sent it to me.

[Ryan Adams]

I didn't know that you watched it. I didn't get a response.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm pretty sure I responded. Okay, no, maybe I didn't.

[Ryan Adams]

I saw everyone in the comments sticking up for her, and I'm just like, boohoo. She got what she always wanted, which was to be famous. I'm gonna double down on this and have people really pissed off at me.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay, there's been a development.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, this is. And what I'll say is I'm not talking about this one instance. She's been acting like this.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I know. She's annoying.

[Ryan Adams]

Ever since she stepped into this, there's

[Elizabeth Gordon]

like a compilation of her, like, sicking her security guards on people who are filming her in public and everything. I will say this, though. The security guard in question from the Sao Paulo incident has come forward. He says, I do not work for a Chaparral Roan. I do not work for the hotel. I was not instructed by my employer or anybody else to approach that family and say what I said. I never got heated, though. But y' all need to stop with Chaparral grown because this is tantamount to defamation at this point. And the fact of the matter is. Sure, it's defamation, but we all believed it. Because there's behavior that also backs it up.

[Ryan Adams]

Yes, because it's been Years and years and years of this. Like the week prior to this, she was out like a very popular hot spot being recorded, being like, you cannot take England. And it's like, well then stop, stop. Like I, I, I, I get what you're saying, but it's like that isn't the straw that broke whatever. The camel's back for me. And then when. Yeah, Lionel Richie kind of, I don't know if, I don't even know if that he was talking in response to her. No, but Lionel Richie said he was just in general, he was just saying. It's so funny to me that people like chase being famous the entire first half of their career and then they finally get it and they're mad that they have to be famous with people. It's like, well, yeah, that's the business you're in. It's people, they want to be rich and famous without having to deal with people. And that's not this business. Sorry.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Pyramid.

[Ryan Adams]

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

And you think Robert Pattinson's hilarious?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I do you? I think he's a funny guy.

[Ryan Adams]

What's going on?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So he, apparently, he's like a liar.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Like, I, I saw like on a talk show. He's like constantly making up funny little lies that they're, they're irrelevant. Like they don't matter. Like one lie was that he didn't have a home for like years. He's like, n, I had a house. Like, things like that.

[Ryan Adams]

Like, it's like he was like being serious about it. Yeah, like he was just saying, I'm a nomad. Or like I, I'm kind of all over the place.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Little things like that where like later on other celebrities are like, what's been to his house? You know? But he's a funny little guy and he was on a carpet. Cuz he's promoting a movie right now. It's actually the movie with Zendaya.

[Ryan Adams]

Zendaya.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I know. I did that for clickbait.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You're welcome.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, they're all clicking.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Engagement's up now.

[Ryan Adams]

Now it's up because they're mad that I doubled down about Chaparral. Wrong.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm so freaking hungry.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, let's go eat.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

O.

[Ryan Adams]

Is there anything for me at Nobu? Yes. We discovered there's probably steak there. Can I go to Malibu twice? Who's. Who has a front license plate?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We don't have to go there. We don't even have to go. We can go with my dad, but he'll drive 25 miles an hour.

[Ryan Adams]

The whole time, they're edging for it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Edge Lords, they're edging. Let's keep etching. Let's go next week.

[Ryan Adams]

Not when they're already. Not when we're in bad standing with them. We got to give them what they want.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So Robert Pattinson's on a red carpet.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, cool.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm just giggling to myself, thinking, like, could I make this into a chicken crosses the road joke? And it's like, you can't even talk. Get out the pertinent details, and none of it impertinent. And they're like, what's one zodiac sign that you think is a red flag to date? And he goes, aries. And then you little Internet sleuths go out on their Internet and you find out Kristen Stewart's an Aries the shade. And then immediately he goes, no, I'm just kidding. I just threw one out of the blue. It's like, no, you did not, Mr. Rob Pat. You knew what you were doing with that one, you silly goose. Because you've thought about it. You know what I mean? Cuz, what a nightmare that was. You know what I'm saying? She. He left her. She cheated on him, and then she's like, I'm gay.

[Ryan Adams]

You know, I didn't. I missed that plot.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, I had no idea that. Is she gay?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you stupid?

[Ryan Adams]

I didn't realize she was dating.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She's married to a woman, bro.

[Ryan Adams]

Kristen Stewart.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was gay. She was, like, born gay, honey. She was like, you gay?

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, but I just. Okay, I didn't know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Everybody. Everybody knew she was gay.

[Ryan Adams]

I knew that she bought a theater in Los Angeles.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Nobody knows that.

[Ryan Adams]

And that's what I know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's an obscure ass detail for you to cling on to.

[Ryan Adams]

That's what I know.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

All right.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow. So she's a lesbian

[Elizabeth Gordon]

and an Aries.

[Ryan Adams]

Lizzie interacted with a lesbian yesterday.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah. I just thought I would let everyone

[Elizabeth Gordon]

know she was a confusing lesbian, though. Like, let's be real. Like, let's be so real. We might need to bring my dad in to back this up.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She just was confusing as hell.

[Ryan Adams]

What did she want from you?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She was just telling us her life story about how she met her wife in Washington, D.C. because she was living. It was weird. She just kept saying about, like. Like validating where she lived based off of really confusing details. Like, oh, I was living in Texas, but it's hard to date there. So I moved to D.C. and my dad's like, oh, did you move to D.C. for work. She's like, no, but they also have this really great trapeze center that I'm really into. And this woman was like, very strong, beautiful body, very well put together. And I'm. And I'm just like, is the trapeze your work? Like, I don't know why. Like, I can't wrap my mind around someone just being able to live wherever they want just for those things. Right? And now she's in Pasadena.

[Ryan Adams]

What's she doing there?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Probably trapezing still.

[Ryan Adams]

Does she like Pasadena? Did you ask?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She likes Pasadena. I think she's considering having another child. I was like, do it, bitch. You're in great shape.

[Ryan Adams]

Because shockingly, people liked that house. My vlog. My house vlog went up yesterday.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That was shocking. That house is gorgeous. I loved that house.

[Ryan Adams]

Everyone's like, do it. And I was like, I have never shown a house on the Internet where people are supportive of a move. They're always calling me crazy and telling me to stop. And they're like, yolo. And I'm like, what?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, that house is your Xanadu, bro. Like, that's it. His state ass house.

[Ryan Adams]

I know, but I'm trying to move to the ocean.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Sorry, kid. I don't know what to tell you. We love that house.

[Ryan Adams]

So what? We're moving there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's why I asked Daddy Shane. I said, are we moving, Daddy?

[Ryan Adams]

Did you ask him that?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I did.

[Ryan Adams]

And what did he say?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't think he said anything.

[Ryan Adams]

You texted him with no response?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, he always replies, but he didn't say anything.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, you know, he's like, okay. And then everyone that was like, well, you could just renovate your house. And I was like, you don't have two year olds and it shows.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh. One does not simply just renovate their house weirdos.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, I could if I didn't have kids. I actually would. I would because I would love.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Not with kids.

[Ryan Adams]

I know the first thing on my to do list would be my kitchen.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That's shocking.

[Ryan Adams]

Why? My.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It should be your horrible bathroom.

[Ryan Adams]

Who cares about a bathroom?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Your bathroom's absurd.

[Ryan Adams]

You're so, like, offended by my bathroom. But it, like, I don't. I'm not a girl. Like, I don't do my makeup in my bathroom. I'm spend like 10 minutes a day in there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

As an individual that pees up there like four times a year.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I want a better situation for me.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't use that bathroom. My bathroom I use exclusively is the one in My office that has the nice bidet. So, like, I'm not doing much up there.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Right.

[Ryan Adams]

And the shower is a steam shower, and it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I mean, imagine how much more you'd be doing if it was a nice

[Ryan Adams]

space to be in nothing anymore. I literally wouldn't up the time that I spend in a bathroom if it was different. My kitchen, I spend all of my time in, even though I don't cook, which is confusing.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I'm having a hard time following.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm always in the kitchen.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Is it because you're constantly, like, mixing electrolytes and breaking bananas?

[Ryan Adams]

Is that supposed to be a diss? Because I took it as a compliment.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't think you should take it as it is.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I have to pee so freaking bad.

[Ryan Adams]

Who cares? Just do it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Don't tip me a good time. I would love to just pee. Pee the couch.

[Ryan Adams]

There's nothing else there. I'm just having a good time.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, there is something else.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, what? Perfect.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Amanda Knox is a comedian.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Do you know Amanda Knox? Is.

[Ryan Adams]

Was she the one that was taken from her home?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Nope.

[Ryan Adams]

Who was that?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

That was Elizabeth Smart.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, that's who I was thinking of. Amanda Knox. Tell me. Tell me right now.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Tell me right now who Amanda Knox is.

[Lizzy]

Can't.

[Ryan Adams]

What did we learn about that person on her cup?

[Chris]

Chris, I can read it if you'd like.

[Ryan Adams]

I would like.

[Chris]

So Emily Dickinson did not kill herself.

[Ryan Adams]

You fucking made that up to gaslight me into talking about.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Are you for real? Do you know how many people I've told Emily Dickinson killed herself?

[Ryan Adams]

How do you even know who that is?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She's a poet, right? Wasn't she, like, agoraphobic and never left her house and killed herself? Herself?

[Chris]

This says that modern researchers believe she died of a heart attack.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, but we all thought it was a suicide.

[Chris]

No, they thought it was Bright's disease back then, but now they think it's sick.

[Ryan Adams]

You're a sick. You started this episode saying somebody killed themselves. No, this is like, the most misinformation podcast that exists.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We've been telling them.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, you have an ad to read.

[Chris]

This is an 1886 that she passed.

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

You're wrong. Yeah, that's crazy. That's really crazy that you stood on that. Why are we taking advice from somebody to kill ourselves? Like, this is so problematic.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Whatever.

[Ryan Adams]

They're.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Sue me for defamation. Emily, recipe.

[Lizzy]

Cut the.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, you can't air any of this.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, I forgot to tell you that I'm going to acting class.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I can't breathe. You can't air any of this episode. For my own for myself sake.

[Lizzy]

Please, please.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm crying. Ask me about my acting class. No, I have to pee now to pee about my acting class.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

How's your acting class?

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know. I haven't been yet.

[Lizzy]

I'm out of here.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm going on Wednesday. There's two big scenes that I have to prepare.

[Chris]

It hurts to laugh.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Anyways, Amanda Knox is a now a standup comedian. Amanda Knox is of the infamous Spanish foreign studies abroad murders.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Proven innocent after serving like way too much time in Italian prison, is now a standup comedian and she's working on a one woman show.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I just thought it was funny.

[Ryan Adams]

What's funny about that?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's an interesting journey, right? Yeah. And thank you to our next sponsor, Neutrophil, because in addition to losing my voice, I am now struggling with hair issues as my gorgeous mane is shedding.

[Ryan Adams]

Aren't we both, girl? I mean, you have the postpartum hair. I have just being a man hair, which is a struggle.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Nobody talks about how hard it is for men.

[Ryan Adams]

Nobody's out there talking to know how hard it is for us men.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Men have such a hard time.

[Ryan Adams]

But with hair specifically, I do think we get to take the cake here.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, I will give you that.

[Ryan Adams]

Except for a when a woman's postpartum

[Elizabeth Gordon]

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[Ryan Adams]

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[Elizabeth Gordon]

Neutrful is the number one dermatologist recommended hair growth supplement and it's the number one hair growth supplement used by dermatologist. So, you know, it's good. There's a lot of like one size fits all options when it comes to like maintaining a healthy hair regimen. But the truth is it's not one size fits all. Like we are all different. And that's what I love about Neutrful is it provides options like there's a women's pill, but there's also a postpartum pill which is made specifically for women with my situation because like you hit like the four month mark and all of a sudden it's like reading tea leaves with the clumps of hair that you can put on the side of your shower wall. And Neutrful is a multi packed vitamin that's specifically catered to what my body is going through to help with my hair issues.

[Ryan Adams]

And adding neutrfool to your daily Routine is easy. You can order online with no prescription needed, which a lot of these hair pills are something you have to get prescribed from a doctor. They have automated deliveries, free shipping, and they will will help keep you on track. Plus, with a Nutrafol subscription, you can save 20% and get added perks to support your hair health journey.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

There's nothing like being able to be confident about the hair that is atop your head. And that's really what Nutrafol does for me. It takes away the anxiety of like the clumps of the shedding and it brings back a sense of esteem that I have about my luscious locks.

[Ryan Adams]

Right. So if you two want to experience the joy both of us have gotten from Neutrful, they will definitely help you see visibly thicker, stronger, and faster growing hair in three to six months. For a limited time, Nutraful is offering our listeners $10 off your first month subscription and free shipping when you visit nutrful.com and enter promo code the SIP. That's nutrafool.com spelled n u t r a f o l dot com and use our promo code, the SIP NUTRAFOL. Thank you so much and we'll see you guys when we're eating. Okay, great news. Great news. All of the after sip and the eating portion are dead. Boom. My camera accidentally got swapped to slow motion and we recorded like that all day, really dipping and doing it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I will say that Rylan gave my dad a lot of for not being able to to use a zipper, but this is a little more embarrassing.

[Ryan Adams]

This is a lot more embarrassing. I was really making fun of him and now this is my karma. I'm the idiot. Because none of our fun senior citizen. So what we're gonna do is for the sip, Shane had something prepared for a video he was producing that he's graciously gonna give us. But just know we went to the Cheesecake Factory and we dipped and we did the thing.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We dipped bread in ramps.

[Chris]

This is the latest we've ever filmed. We did so much today.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, I have to go for the after sip. We did like full blown shopping spree. We went to Lululemon, we went to Abercrombie, we went to Baby Gap. You know what? I think what we'll do is eventually we'll put all of that together, put it at normal speed, and voice it over. But because we have to turn this around now, we're gonna film the beverage that Shane made for us. But I guess everyone on the SIP can now enjoy the present that I got For Shane.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Can I go get it, please?

[Ryan Adams]

Well, let's take it over there. Come on, let's take it over there.

[Lizzy]

Okay, wait, so is this the sip or the average?

[Ryan Adams]

This is the sip. I'm letting them see everyone's face. You know, like, we tried the heart. We tried our heart.

[Lizzy]

I feel really bad, but I will say it's a blessing in disguise, because one time I filmed a whole vlog. The same thing happened, and I did voiceover, and it was fun, and I feel like it was more entertaining than it would have been normal. Well, so maybe this could be a new thing where you just film cute B roll and then it's just you, you know, yapping away.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, well, we're doing cuddling in bed. Lizzy and I will try that for a long time.

[Lizzy]

Well, I don't know how the landlord would feel about a bed in here.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, we'll try.

[Lizzy]

Can I just say this? I thought this was alcohol forever. It's just water.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, Topo chico. Just water.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Thank God you finally said something.

[Lizzy]

I had to sign. I had to clear the air.

[Ryan Adams]

We will try to put that voiceover style eating segment together for you. Maybe you couldn't even hear us in this Cheesecake Factory. And it was a blessing in disguise. The music was loud. It was loud. Oh, I guess you could try. Do you even want to try the cheesecake? You're gonna love it. Actually, I brought it back for you. Will you get my cheesecake out of the fridge, Elizabeth?

[Chris]

They'll never know that it is, in fact, fresh.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, Chris was vindicated in this episode. Wow. No, we won that.

[Lizzy]

What am I trying?

[Ryan Adams]

The cheesecake from Cheesecake Factory. It's red velvet cheesecake.

[Lizzy]

I tried that.

[Ryan Adams]

You have? I thought you'd like it because it's mainly. It's mainly cream cheese frosting.

[Lizzy]

I was chugging that in 2014. I. When I was filming. I was filming a movie in Pittsburgh, and I was living right next to a Cheesecake Factory. And every single night, I would go and walk over this before Postmates, and I would order the red velvet cheesecake cake, and then I would sad, you know, eat it in my room. And I probably gained, like, 15 pounds.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Here you go.

[Lizzy]

Oh, it's like memories.

[Ryan Adams]

I was the only one.

[Lizzy]

That's it. There she is with the curls.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, you know, this.

[Ryan Adams]

That curls were good. What did I call them? Crustaceans. I called them crustaceans. Shane called them curls.

[Lizzy]

You know, I will. Oh, and it's softened, which is nice. Oh, wait. So, yeah. Okay. What did you guys think of this?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I didn't try it cuz I'm dirty light right now.

[Chris]

I like it a lot. It was a. I wanted a little more flavor from it.

[Lizzy]

It is very. Goes down easy.

[Ryan Adams]

It's good, though.

[Chris]

It's definitely good stuff.

[Ryan Adams]

Easier. Chris actually got this special and it was like so fat that I ate it all.

[Chris]

I would have given you something to eat.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm so sorry. It was like peach. Peach.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Perfection.

[Lizzy]

No, no, no. I don't do fruits in my. In my cheesecakes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Neither does James.

[Lizzy]

Airy.

[Ryan Adams]

I just thought you'd like the cream cheese frosting. It's like very.

[Lizzy]

I like it. It's fine.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I like the Reese's more, but they're always out of that. They always have this.

[Ryan Adams]

So. Okay, now for your gift.

[Lizzy]

Lululemon.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We can take it for back.

[Lizzy]

No, I mean, I just never done that before.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Well, you know, it's supposed to rain tomorrow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

We're worried about you.

[Ryan Adams]

We've been worried about you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't want you to get wet, okay. We want to keep you dry.

[Lizzy]

I'm so scared.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

What is this? I'm nervous. We love it. Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

If you're never gonna wear it, let me know because it's.

[Lizzy]

Wait.

[Ryan Adams]

I like fits. Oh. I mean, it's your size.

[Shane]

What?

[Lizzy]

What is it?

[Ryan Adams]

I don't want to expose your size.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. That's okay.

[Ryan Adams]

Whoa.

[Lizzy]

Once in a while you get a little reality check.

[Ryan Adams]

That's nice.

[Lizzy]

This doesn't fit on well.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know if it's men's or women, so if it doesn't, then we're just going to say it's a woman's.

[Lizzy]

Thank you.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow. And to think Lizzy's dad performed for us so well today. Is it kind of everything?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

It's kind of everything, dude.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wow.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

So good.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Ooh.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's really good. Look in the mirror.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wow.

[Ryan Adams]

He hates it.

[Lizzy]

No, I actually love it.

[Ryan Adams]

If you don't like it, Lizzy has already offered to take it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'll take it and I'll get pregnant again.

[Lizzy]

No, I.

[Ryan Adams]

No, I love it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I really do.

[Lizzy]

I love the seats.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Happy Easter. Easter.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No, it's. Happy rainy day Tuesday.

[Ryan Adams]

Easter. April Fools April. Oh, wow. This is an April Fool's joke on us. What had happened?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

The universe is so goddamn funny. We got pranked. So good. You know what else, guys?

[Ryan Adams]

That's the sip. Well for you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

Congratulations.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Thank you. I'll see you later. Thanks to me. I love you so Much.

[Ryan Adams]

Should I do a little haul?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah. What did you guys.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, I guess since, like, you didn't get our, like, food.

[Lizzy]

Food.

[Ryan Adams]

I got this nice little. What color would you call this?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Purple.

[Ryan Adams]

Maroon, stupid.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

This is purple as maroon.

[Ryan Adams]

This is maroon as maroon gets called Taylor Swift. She knows she knows a maroon when she's dumb as fuck. Maroon. What's that song like?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I don't remember.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God, you're a fake fan.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I am. I don't know the words to anything cute.

[Ryan Adams]

Abercrombie does have, like, the softest shirts in the world. Nice. I like, like a muted black or like a, you know, whatever with slight colors. Would you not call this, like, a washed out?

[Chris]

I didn't know what maroon was.

[Ryan Adams]

So what does it look like? Show us, Chris.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah, it's not this.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, losers.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What is that? Oh, crab.

[Ryan Adams]

Seafoam green.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What do you call that? A lobster.

[Ryan Adams]

A pelican.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

A pelican.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, no, no. Let me see. I just couldn't see it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Call cps. His kids are.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, what is that?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

A toucan.

[Ryan Adams]

Duh. What else is in there? Shorts that I didn't try on and I raped it all. Pretty cute.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Really cute.

[Ryan Adams]

She got Joe some, and Chris, the dad got some, too.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

O. You guys won't get to enjoy.

[Ryan Adams]

Sorry, no, we're going to voice it over and it's going to be hilarious.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Do commentary.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, like you haven't seen the, like, boyfriend voiceovers. My makeup.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, love it.

[Ryan Adams]

It's going to be that but for the after sip and then eventually the Cheesecake Factory.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, I wish we could get my boyfriend and your boyfriend to voice it over our husbands. That'd be so funny.

[Ryan Adams]

God, you are a mom, huh?

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm hoping.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank. Oh, thank you. No, thank you very much.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You say that I'm a mom as though it's an insult. You really are a mom.

[Ryan Adams]

No folding my clothes, thank you very much.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What? You need to take me to the vet.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, Liz is signing off.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Enjoy your viral moment with the drinks.

[Chris]

Thanks.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Good luck to you out in those streets, Chris. Seems like you really need it.

[Ryan Adams]

We have never had more fun than at the cheesecake.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

And you know we'll always have had that fun.

[Ryan Adams]

We will always have had that fun.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You can't take that from fun, us universe. Even if you're pranking our pants off. Dad, get your shit.

[Ryan Adams]

Let's go. Okay, Shane's coming in to save the sip because, well, you know, I'm so excited.

[Lizzy]

I've been wanting to do this all week, and you Know what's so crazy? I almost did this an hour ago, and something told me not to.

[Ryan Adams]

You manifested the doom of the sip.

[Lizzy]

But no, I really did. I came in here today with my plan. I was like, I'm going to film this drink thing because I've been wanting to actually try it for, like, a week now, and I didn't. And thank God, because now we can all try together. But also, I showed Ryland the reel, my inspo reel, and he started gagging.

[Shane]

That's why. That was my reaction. Wait, what do you mean, the cherry thing?

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God. He started playing this for me, and it was. I know it was, like, supposed to be asmr, but it was like it gave me misnophonia. I was like, whatever sound is happening from this reel makes me want to kill nines out.

[Chris]

Oh, really?

[Shane]

Oh, I. It wasn't the.

[Ryan Adams]

The content of the drink. It was more the. The sounds that made me angry.

[Lizzy]

Here it is. Wait. The one I saw had, like, 12 million views. I want to give her her credit. Credit.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, wow. Okay.

[Shane]

It was pretty well done, so shout out to that woman.

[Ryan Adams]

How lucky of you. The one time Spencer didn't join us, footage is unusable. Wow. How lucky am I? Well, you skipped the unusable day.

[Shane]

That's true.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow. He knows when it's his time to shine and not.

[Shane]

Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

[Ryan Adams]

Maybe I'm.

[Shane]

Maybe your sip is cursed if I'm on it.

[Lizzy]

Was that a Coke float? Coke zero, Cherry float.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, so you have, like, three drinks that have just, like, hit your algorithm that you want to try.

[Lizzy]

Here it is. I found it. Yes. Okay, so this is the first one.

[Shane]

You don't like that.

[Lizzy]

Wait, it's not done. Oh,

[Ryan Adams]

It doesn't stink. It doesn't stick. She, like, just to annoy me even more, she put the lid on top of a full drink for it to spill over on top of the camera, and I'm just like, oh, I love it.

[Lizzy]

Spencer literally went on a mission to find this specific kind of soda. We still didn't find it, Right?

[Chris]

We found it.

[Ryan Adams]

It's in the fridge.

[Shane]

We found it. It was a short mission. It was my first stop. I found it.

[Ryan Adams]

Really?

[Shane]

I think you looked somewhere else, and it was, like, really? It was, like, hard to find.

[Lizzy]

I kept trying to find it in different stores, but it's been sold out because I think people are recreating this. And then Spencer was out in the world, and I was just like, hey, can you find this? He found it. So we have the Coke Zero cherry float. We also have diet cherry Coke, which is so good. I literally have been drinking by the can. And if you guys know anything about me, I hate drinking from the can. I can't stop. It's big.

[Chris]

They're doing a lot of cherry.

[Shane]

It's cherry season cherries.

[Lizzy]

The new pistachio.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank God. I'm so sick of. I'm so sick of the pistachio.

[Lizzy]

You haven't tried this. It's good.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Right?

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, wow. Oh. The aftertaste is like you're having a real cherry dipped in grenadine. Or is that. What is that? Is it grenadine?

[Lizzy]

Maybe. But that's a.

[Ryan Adams]

We have some girl name. Grenadine.

[Lizzy]

Old lady names. A Grenadine Old lady names are coming back. It's a thing. All the pop stars in 20 years, it's gonna be like grenadine.

[Ryan Adams]

You know, that sounds more like a drag queen name. Grenadine Taylor.

[Lizzy]

Yes.

[Ryan Adams]

You know, okay.

[Lizzy]

But also to round this out, because it can't just be one drink, right? That's a boring thumbnail. I have two others that I'm excited about. Okay, so we have the cherry Coke float masterpiece. Then I saw a dirty Alani, which I'm not even an Aulani girl, but it looked really fun. They put blue slushy Alani with ice, and then they put creamer. Okay. And then they mix it all around. Then there's another one, which was.

[Ryan Adams]

The Cheesecake Factory was so much more fun.

[Lizzy]

They're. You guys are excited.

[Ryan Adams]

No, no, no, no. The whole world is on this dirty soda kick. They're loving it. Last sip.

[Shane]

We tried dirty soda.

[Ryan Adams]

We have identified. I am not with the masses on most things.

[Shane]

You know, Shane was a real trendsetter with dirty soda. I gotta say, he was on it before almost. Anyway. Other than it was Utah, then you,

[Ryan Adams]

and now the world Utah and you.

[Lizzy]

Wetah. Okay, so the third one is a diet Dr. Pepper, but the base is. You take the color, which I got a special cup. It's glass, and it looks like a Stanley. It's really cute. And we're gonna line it with marshmallow fluff. Then the ice. I heard a little ooh in the corner. And then we're gonna pour the. The Dr. Pepper zero in there, mix it all up. And now we got a little float. Oh, I'm ready. So those ingredients are on the way. But I do have the ingredients for the Coke float. Should we do that first?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, I guess so. And while we're at it, we might as well show you the new and improved working fridge that I've heard Spencer went on a special mission.

[Lizzy]

And yes, this one.

[Shane]

You guys were on vacation. I just went and got a bunch of stuff for the fridge.

[Lizzy]

Well, but you also got the most important thing for this recipe.

[Shane]

Oh right, the chair. Didn't we just say what it was?

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, yes, yes.

[Shane]

I went and bought chickfila. Shane was like, he texted me, hey, can we. How do we get nugget ice? And I was like, okay, let me look it up. And you look up and you can just buy bags of ice from Chick Fil A.

[Lizzy]

Genius.

[Shane]

You just buy their ice. And so I went, how big?

[Ryan Adams]

How so?

[Shane]

They were like three people. There's a guy like, kind of like a sassy black guy working the line. He's like, God damn, some bitch wants

[Ryan Adams]

five bags of ice.

[Shane]

And I was just standing on the side like with a giant. One of those giant coolers. I dragged in a chick fil A and I was like, yeah, that's me. It was so much work for that.

[Lizzy]

I wish you were gay because that's like the pretty perfect meet cute.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh my gosh. It really is. So is it.

[Lizzy]

I'm some bitch.

[Shane]

Get the out of here.

[Lizzy]

I'm working.

[Ryan Adams]

Is it in here?

[Lizzy]

Oh yeah, it is.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh my gosh. No branding or anything.

[Shane]

There's branding on the bag.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh wow.

[Lizzy]

This.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, subtle branding. Good. Oh, it's like monochromatic branding.

[Lizzy]

Thank you. Happy prize.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, hold on. Let me make sure we're picking up on that. Oh God.

[Lizzy]

You know what? I've been using to scoop.

[Ryan Adams]

This is bad for Chris. He can't have that ice.

[Shane]

Our office ice is tainted.

[Lizzy]

Don't tell Chris where the ice came from.

[Ryan Adams]

He's in the other room.

[Lizzy]

Also, it smells like weed, right?

[Shane]

The ice?

[Lizzy]

No. Something in this kitchen.

[Ryan Adams]

Something in the trash maybe. Okay. Whoa, look at the light strip on the fridge. Gorgeous.

[Lizzy]

Hold on, you're missing the best part.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, does the ice in the fridge not work? Cuz this thing doesn't work. Crushed ice doesn't work.

[Shane]

It's not hooked up.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, loser. Gorgeous. Well, yeah, I thought I would. I mean, we went so long without that. I'm just like.

[Lizzy]

Well, now you're getting sneak peeks of all our ingredients.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh,

[Ryan Adams]

this is the moment.

[Lizzy]

Wait a minute.

[Ryan Adams]

What? Wait. Oh my gosh. Wait, what's the difference? Cherry float and what's the difference?

[Lizzy]

What's the difference?

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, wait, what? Zero sugar and Diet Coke.

[Lizzy]

00 is totally different than Diet Coke.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's also Coke zero cherry float.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Oh, so okay, we have regular Coke zero too.

[Ryan Adams]

Diet. Do we do root beer?

[Lizzy]

Do we do diet root beer with the fluff?

[Shane]

Yeah, because that's like a root beer flip. Oh that's. Yeah, yeah yeah, that's good.

[Lizzy]

No, you're right. Okay. Why are you so far away?

[Ryan Adams]

It was a creative choice. I was like panning out. Okay, well wait, what's the first drink?

[Shane]

Okay, is that a name?

[Ryan Adams]

Can you make Chris one too? Because he won't want to share.

[Lizzy]

It's the one world. Okay, this one.

[Ryan Adams]

You need help?

[Shane]

The only bad thing about this fridge, guys, it's not magnetic.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean?

[Shane]

I tried to put Lizzy's baby on there and it.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, it's too high class. Too fancy. It's too fancy.

[Shane]

It doesn't want us using our Alphabet magnets on there.

[Lizzy]

I don't want to complicate things, but I think you should have two angles. Hear me out. I think we get a phone and prop it up so you see that angle and then, and then we film us and we put us next.

[Ryan Adams]

You know what I mean?

[Lizzy]

Just so they can experience like we're making a real.

[Ryan Adams]

You want that?

[Shane]

Oh yeah, yeah yeah. Cuz we have to do our version of that.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yes.

[Shane]

Do we have enough cherries?

[Ryan Adams]

So then are there no cuts for. Oh, he even got the glass.

[Lizzy]

Of course.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh my gosh. He is. You are fun. I. I mean I would never. I would never. I would never go this far into. These are both fun in different ways. I suppose I was trying to give you a compliment. Thank you, Spencer. Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Okay, I'm getting stressed. How do we do this? How do we set this up now?

[Ryan Adams]

I'll just film it on the camera.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

No.

[Lizzy]

Really? Okay, well, but that's not as fun.

[Ryan Adams]

I know, but then I'm not gonna edit it like a TikTok. And then I have to cut them both.

[Lizzy]

Like as long as this looks good because I got all these ingredients and it is not gonna look trash.

[Ryan Adams]

Well then I would put it where there's better lighting. This doesn't have the best lighting in here.

[Shane]

Do right here.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Is that a bit good lighting?

[Lizzy]

What about this? You don't think this is cute? Should we get a light? Ring light? This bag is broken.

[Ryan Adams]

The Chick Fil a ice bag broke.

[Lizzy]

Okay, we have a problem.

[Ryan Adams]

This has broken. They need sturdier bags at Chick Fil A. Oh my God. Okay.

[Lizzy]

Oddly enough, they created a little ass.

[Ryan Adams]

What?

[Lizzy]

A little gay ass. The ice is just falling out of

[Ryan Adams]

it's just a little slit.

[Lizzy]

Ew. The way you said that was crazy. A little slit.

[Ryan Adams]

You're the one that said it created an ass.

[Lizzy]

Time is ticking and ice is melting and now it's falling all over the place.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, now I'm stressed.

[Lizzy]

I do.

[Ryan Adams]

I thought this was just fun.

[Lizzy]

Okay, here's what we'll do. I mean, here's the money shot.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, here's. And this is the good background.

[Lizzy]

That's the money.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. And I'll get just a light to light this up. You need long. You don't have nails, babe. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Well, it's cuz you're.

[Shane]

We should do a video of you guys being forced to do asmr.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, okay, listen, listen, listen.

[Lizzy]

I know it's bad. It's bad.

[Shane]

That's not good.

[Lizzy]

Oh, we hate it.

[Ryan Adams]

We don't have. You don't.

[Shane]

They're ringing.

[Lizzy]

No, we don't like that. Okay, so we start with the ice.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, I'll get a. I'll get a light.

[Lizzy]

We have enough.

[Shane]

Oh, my God. What the.

[Ryan Adams]

How do I turn it to white?

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. I kind of like this.

[Shane]

This is crazy.

[Lizzy]

Maybe you should turn it red.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know how this works. Okay, hold on. Is there like a yellow?

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

Good.

[Lizzy]

Okay. But that was good, because. Breaking news. My girl, who I just followed Sam Shan Shops, who did the original co quote literally 10 minutes ago, posted an upgraded version.

[Shane]

Oh, upgraded.

[Lizzy]

And this one has alcohol in it. Girls. Ooh, here we go. Frozen cherries. Elevating so many cherries. Okay. Oh, vodka and cherry. What is that? Is that what that was?

[Ryan Adams]

I think we stick to her original.

[Shane]

Yeah. Oh, she did it again.

[Ryan Adams]

She really on your wood or. No.

[Lizzy]

Okay, I'm not gonna do that.

[Shane]

We could do it, like, outside.

[Ryan Adams]

So bright. Oh, no, I think this is good. Now it's nicely lit.

[Lizzy]

All of our ingredients came. Okay, let's see.

[Ryan Adams]

See? Ooh.

[Lizzy]

I don't think I've ever tried Dr. Pepper Zero before. Oh, I don't know, but this is big. And it says, welcome to Fansville. I don't know what that means.

[Shane]

From, like, college football, which ended a long time ago.

[Chris]

Wait.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, this one's Dr. Pepper?

[Lizzy]

Well, no, but I just wanted to try this.

[Shane]

And we also got. Well, this isn't fluff, but it's fine. It's off brand. And then this Alani, which is an insane can already, which she uses two

[Lizzy]

of these, and that's like crazy.

[Shane]

That's 400 milligrams of. That would kill me. That would literally kill me.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so you won't try that one.

[Shane]

I'll try a sip.

[Lizzy]

Oh, risky. The riskiest sip we've ever done. This.

[Shane]

Put it on there.

[Lizzy]

Dr. Pepper. Zero, by the way. I don't like it yet, but I think it's cuz it's warm.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, are we ready?

[Lizzy]

Cuz I am.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, which one are we starting with?

[Lizzy]

The classic. The Gucci. Well, they really need to see it.

[Shane]

Do you have enough cherries? Okay, I hate to cherry shame.

[Lizzy]

No, that is going to be a problem.

[Shane]

That's okay. She kind of puts too many.

[Lizzy]

Oh wait, I have to start like this. I'm using our little Gucci. Look at it. Isn't it cute that we never use

[Ryan Adams]

and so what's this first one called?

[Shane]

I don't have a name.

[Lizzy]

The Ryland.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that was good, right?

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, I feel like the ice cracked.

[Lizzy]

Because of what?

[Ryan Adams]

Or no. Is that just a line?

[Lizzy]

Is that a hair? What is that?

[Ryan Adams]

I think.

[Shane]

No, I think it's a crack on the inside.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, because the cold ice.

[Shane]

But it should be fine.

[Lizzy]

No, is it really?

[Shane]

If it's just on the inside, then you're fine. You can't feel it.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, it's fine.

[Shane]

It might have just been because you threw it down in there.

[Lizzy]

Wait, did the clap.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

The ice cracked the glass. You didn't know that about extreme temperatures and glass?

[Lizzy]

Wait, how.

[Shane]

Thanks, scientist.

[Lizzy]

How did hers not crack?

[Ryan Adams]

She's better.

[Shane]

Maybe she has a fancier one.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Wait, hold on. This is my biggest fear though, because what if a little chunk of glass is in there and then we slurp it up and then we have glass inside?

[Ryan Adams]

No, we.

[Lizzy]

No, I'm panicking.

[Ryan Adams]

No, no, no.

[Shane]

I don't think it like scraped the glass off. I didn't like break it. I think it just cracked it cuz it like makes it like can't do this.

[Lizzy]

Can I touch it or wait, what?

[Shane]

Yeah, I need to see.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean it's.

[Lizzy]

How weird. There's nothing there really.

[Shane]

It was just on the inside.

[Lizzy]

It's just the innard.

[Shane]

Ooh, the innards.

[Lizzy]

That's kind of cool.

[Ryan Adams]

She didn't do that.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so then

[Ryan Adams]

are you doing just the cherries or are you dumping the sauce too?

[Lizzy]

Hold on. I think I need to de sauce the cherries first.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's precious juice. Oh, it is.

[Lizzy]

And we don't want to juice too much. Okay, so that first. First layer.

[Shane]

Oh, pre juice. I mean whichever way you slice It. This is gonna be a cherry heavy

[Ryan Adams]

drink, I guess because the phone's recording that.

[Lizzy]

I think that's the first layer.

[Ryan Adams]

That's fun.

[Shane]

Beautiful.

[Lizzy]

Second layer. Oh, I love being in a little wheel.

[Ryan Adams]

I was gonna raise this so this could actually see. Yes.

[Shane]

Every time I wear this shirt, I just feel like I look like I work in an office. I mean, like an insurance office or something like that.

[Lizzy]

We do sell insurance in a way.

[Shane]

Stretch to take.

[Ryan Adams]

Thank you.

[Lizzy]

Second layer. Oh, this is so fun. Okay, come on. Come on.

[Ryan Adams]

Just like her. Just like her. I mean.

[Lizzy]

Are you kidding me?

[Shane]

Oh, sorry, sorry.

[Lizzy]

Wait.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

I hate to be that girl, but this is a thumbnail vibe. So, like, should we be.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, there's. There's fine lighting in here.

[Lizzy]

Well, you have to do it this way.

[Shane]

I was looking at this.

[Ryan Adams]

Right.

[Lizzy]

But then also like. But. But like with the soda pouring. But hold on.

[Ryan Adams]

First.

[Lizzy]

Okay, wait, no, no. I think maybe grab it. I just don't want you to miss out on this moment because it looks so beautiful. I mean, come on. Right? And I'm just like, whoa. I'm like, oh, are you thumbnailing?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Yeah.

[Shane]

So naturally you couldn't even tell.

[Lizzy]

I'm like, woo. Oh, wait, I should be holding it this way. I'm not.

[Shane]

Turn the Coke so you can see the.

[Lizzy]

I'm like, woo.

[Ryan Adams]

And then we'll. Spencer, I use a different drink.

[Shane]

Yeah, we can, because we have three drinks. Drinks.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, you're not getting it on the video, though. You can see it.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

You can see it.

[Lizzy]

I'm like, woo. Okay, sorry, guys. That was stressful.

[Ryan Adams]

We had to get this.

[Shane]

We're not tiktokers.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God, it's beautiful.

[Shane]

Go get it raised, Tiny.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm also the furthest back. Okay, it actually smells really good. This is where we add the dirt.

[Lizzy]

Oh. Oh, I should have wooed with that. Oh, wait, should I be wooing?

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean wooing?

[Lizzy]

Okay, nobody.

[Shane]

I don't know what you mean.

[Ryan Adams]

You guys get it. What is wooing?

[Lizzy]

Woo.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, like you want a thumbnail picture?

[Lizzy]

Yeah. And then we do a little bit of wooing. Is thumbnailing a little bit of cherry? Okay.

[Ryan Adams]

Why didn't you use the natural stuff?

[Lizzy]

Oh, I guess I.

[Shane]

Natural though? Yeah, that color is all natural.

[Ryan Adams]

No red dye 40. This drink will be banned in two months. Yeah. Oh, come on.

[Shane]

Whoa, look at that gradient.

[Lizzy]

This looks like my leg.

[Ryan Adams]

Get your leg out of here.

[Shane]

Spot the difference.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wait. Do I need to add more though, so that we can or. No, that's Gross.

[Ryan Adams]

No.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, but we should add a little more.

[Ryan Adams]

You're trying, huh?

[Lizzy]

What?

[Ryan Adams]

He wants the moment.

[Shane]

No,

[Ryan Adams]

you put a trash bag down so you can do it. I don't care. Risk it all. If you have the envision of copying that girl, just do it, and I'll wipe it off for you.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Wow, what a beaut. What a loving relationship.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, you got to fill it up more if you want that.

[Shane]

You actually kind of got the perfect amount.

[Lizzy]

I, I. I like it like that.

[Ryan Adams]

I do, too.

[Lizzy]

I like it.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's actually annoying.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

Really? This is a little satisfying. Like, I do feel powerful. I feel like, you know, I could beat the other moms going to.

[Shane]

That is like.

[Ryan Adams]

It's like. You don't have one of these.

[Lizzy]

Sorry.

[Shane]

You got to make, like, noise rattling it around.

[Ryan Adams]

I got to, like, have my keys hitting me. Oh, sorry. Out of the way. My kids coming in.

[Lizzy]

There's a weird aftertaste. I think it's. What is this? Is it coconut? There's something weird. Oh, I like it, but it's not bad.

[Ryan Adams]

It's dirty in the right way.

[Shane]

I think I'm in between you two. I get the aftertaste, but. But it's not. It is still really nice.

[Ryan Adams]

What if we get a bite of the Chick Fil A ice inside of our thing?

[Lizzy]

What if you get a little sip of the cherry? That's the problem, is the cherries are too big to go through the straw.

[Shane]

We also. She put so many cherries in her. In hers, too.

[Lizzy]

She did.

[Ryan Adams]

I like it.

[Lizzy]

I'm excited. I feel like.

[Ryan Adams]

I feel like you're let down, I

[Lizzy]

feel, because of the weird aftertaste, which I think is the coconut. And I'm just not a coconut girl either. Coconut girl.

[Ryan Adams]

And see, I am.

[Shane]

Are you, like. Don't you love, like, mounds or something like that? Some terrible.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, Almond Joy.

[Shane]

Oh, that's like.

[Ryan Adams]

I love an Almond Joy.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so the next one is. Should we do. We should do the Alani. The fluff is the end because there's no coming back.

[Shane]

Yeah, that's gonna be a messy look.

[Lizzy]

That's gonna destroy this cup. Okay, I only have one of these.

[Ryan Adams]

Of the Alanis.

[Chris]

Oh, now we have two.

[Ryan Adams]

We can use a different cup.

[Shane]

Oh, one of the cups.

[Lizzy]

I mean, I have a bunch of Stanley's, but you don't.

[Shane]

I don't think we need that for the Alani.

[Ryan Adams]

Can't we just use glass? Well, what was.

[Shane]

Is our video.

[Lizzy]

Okay, you're right.

[Shane]

Do you have the video of the Alani.

[Lizzy]

I don't.

[Shane]

Okay, okay, you guys are wrong.

[Lizzy]

We could just use this and we

[Shane]

can do whatever the hell we want.

[Lizzy]

Or we could use the Erewhon.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, we have this.

[Lizzy]

Okay, you're right.

[Shane]

I like that.

[Lizzy]

Okay, we're innovating.

[Shane]

That's still like in the same, like, girl who makes that uses a jar.

[Lizzy]

Welcome to the innovation test kitchen.

[Shane]

It smells just like cherry canes.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzy]

I'm not going to show the ice transfer because it's messy.

[Ryan Adams]

So this is Alani new and just creamer.

[Shane]

If it's the same creamer, you're not gonna like any of it.

[Ryan Adams]

You're right.

[Shane]

Do you not have any?

[Ryan Adams]

You only got coconut.

[Shane]

Do you have one?

[Lizzy]

This is the one they use.

[Ryan Adams]

They all use coconut.

[Lizzy]

I don't think I have any more.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't see coconut as an ingredient.

[Lizzy]

Okay, so we start with the Alani.

[Ryan Adams]

You didn't want to make minis?

[Lizzy]

Okay, I can try. Wait a minute. It's not even blue.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryan Adams]

What? Oh.

[Lizzy]

What the. It was blue in the video. What did they put in there to make it blue?

[Chris]

The Internet.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God.

[Ryan Adams]

They would never lie to us.

[Lizzy]

Do I have anything? Hold on. I might have something to make it blue.

[Chris]

We have to make it blue.

[Ryan Adams]

You're gonna food dye this.

[Shane]

I didn't know we just had food dye. We can make it red.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, yeah, it could be red. Chobani coffee creamer. This is what all the like TikTok is actual cream coffee creamer made with real cream.

[Shane]

So that's not even coconut. Thank God I'm creamer.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, that's gonna alter. That's gonna alter the taste.

[Shane]

It won't taste delicious like Alani blue Just enough.

[Ryan Adams]

Got to think of the thumbnail. Should I thumbnail with this one, Shane?

[Lizzy]

Oh, probably.

[Ryan Adams]

Should we pour the cream in it before we do that?

[Shane]

You should get that right as you. Right after you pour the cream.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you're right.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy]

Oh, this is big.

[Ryan Adams]

Can you hold the camera? How you want it for the thumbnail?

[Lizzy]

Shane, I'm stressed.

[Ryan Adams]

I know it's stressful.

[Shane]

What flavor is it supposed to be?

[Lizzy]

And then Spencer will pour the cream. Okay. Okay. Hold on. It doesn't need more blue or. No, it's fine.

[Ryan Adams]

No, it's fine.

[Shane]

That's blue.

[Lizzy]

Hold on. We can do this.

[Shane]

You got to tell me when can

[Ryan Adams]

you get on this side of me?

[Lizzy]

Oh, wait, this is.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, no, you can stay on this side. I was going to have Shane on that.

[Lizzy]

You know how to woo. Woo. Oh, you're blocking your face.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

No.

[Shane]

Oh, sorry.

[Ryan Adams]

Which way? This.

[Lizzy]

Hold on. I don't know.

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Woo. Okay, ready? Yeah. Dump it and then move it and dump it and get out.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Lizzy]

Oh, that zip good?

[Shane]

Oh, it does look good. It looks a little.

[Ryan Adams]

It looks kind of gross, actually.

[Shane]

That looks so gross.

[Ryan Adams]

I'm not a big. Oh, you didn't even care if it's back on us.

[Lizzy]

It looks pretty. I like that color. This is very blueberry milk. It's. All the girls get their nails in 23rd. 2023

[Shane]

milk sounds awful.

[Lizzy]

Oh, I fucking love it.

[Shane]

This is definitely not aged well.

[Lizzy]

Oh, no. It really looks like my leg.

[Ryan Adams]

That's the thing with all dirty.

[Lizzy]

It's amazing. I'm done.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

I'm done.

[Shane]

Whoa.

[Ryan Adams]

It tastes like a blueberry CR or a blue raspberry icy from when you were a kid.

[Lizzy]

It does. Oh, wow.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, wow.

[Shane]

That might be a little strong for me.

[Ryan Adams]

I mean, you. It really.

[Shane]

It tastes like someone like more than a.

[Ryan Adams]

This is why I'm saying these girls in these dirty sodas, how are they existing? I don't know if I drink a whole one of this.

[Shane]

These Mormon wives.

[Ryan Adams]

It. It has all of the caffeine, but all of. Also, it's just like the sugar. Even if it's zero sugar, you're like,

[Lizzy]

I'm so happy your footage broke. I'm having so much fun.

[Ryan Adams]

Now that I think about it, though, Chris can't even have this because it will kill him.

[Lizzy]

I know. I'll make him his own fluffer.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay. Make him a fluffer.

[Shane]

Fluffer pepper.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryan Adams]

How about in the air or no, you need a wide rim.

[Shane]

Yeah, I think you should.

[Ryan Adams]

How about we do the two Air the two Gucci cups.

[Lizzy]

Well, let me see what I got.

[Shane]

You want to just reuse?

[Ryan Adams]

I think we should do these two because they're clear.

[Chris]

Those two.

[Lizzy]

Okay.

[Shane]

Yeah, that'll look good. My ex used to live right where Fluffer Nutter. Fluff, where fluff was invented right next door. And it smelled like fluff all the time.

[Ryan Adams]

Wow. So what do you do? Like spoon the edges with the fluff?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Shane]

You like.

[Ryan Adams]

Idiot. Fucking loser. I've been working for too long. Oh, I do like the smell of that.

[Shane]

A fluffernutter is. It's so light, it's crazy. That does smell really good, right?

[Lizzy]

That's it?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah. A nice heaping scoop. I mean, come on.

[Shane]

Oh, that does look good.

[Lizzy]

It's like crazy that I'm.

[Shane]

It's like glue. Oh, my God, it really is like Elmer's glue.

[Lizzy]

Oh. I mean, hello.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Wow.

[Shane]

Wow. Are we gonna do root beer?

[Lizzy]

I almost feel like we should do root beer. Our own spin on it.

[Shane]

Yeah, Root beer is more the vibe. Anyway.

[Lizzy]

It's our own take.

[Ryan Adams]

I think we need to make two.

[Shane]

Well, yeah, One and one.

[Ryan Adams]

Yes.

[Lizzy]

The fluffernutter is starting to coagulate.

[Shane]

Doesn't have a long time.

[Ryan Adams]

What do we do? Just the root beer.

[Chris]

That's it?

[Lizzy]

I think so. I think we keep it classic.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay, we've got a classic spinster's thumbnail on this one.

[Lizzy]

Oh, you're right.

[Ryan Adams]

Okay.

[Shane]

Why don't we give it a woo? Like this?

[Lizzy]

He definitely needs a woo. Well, actually, we can just do this and let's give it a second and then. Yeah. Try to showcase.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God. Oh, but we're blocking the light.

[Lizzy]

How?

[Shane]

My leg.

[Lizzy]

Oh, yeah, that's perfect. Oh. Oh, you're shook. Oh, my God. Your shook. Bring it closer to you.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

Headed.

[Lizzy]

Oh, wow. Bring the cup a little closer to me. Yeah, like right there. Oh, wow. I'm so proud of it.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, but it's shadowing his face.

[Lizzy]

Bring it closer to your body. Yeah. Oh, that's perfect.

[Ryan Adams]

Whoa.

[Lizzy]

Oh, there it was.

[Shane]

Okay, There was that magic moment, but the other one.

[Lizzy]

Oh, God, it's beautiful. It's the most beautiful one. It's the most beautiful one.

[Chris]

Wow, that looks like you could serve

[Shane]

that in like a fine dash dining restaurant. I mean, almost.

[Lizzy]

I mean, are you kidding me?

[Ryan Adams]

Christopher, come in here, please. We've poured you your own. The first. What is this one called, Shane?

[Lizzy]

Well, we just created this one.

[Chris]

What is this? What's happening here?

[Ryan Adams]

Shane has drink concoctions happening. Because rip to our sip. The first one's an energy drink which I don't think you can consume.

[Chris]

Could use right now.

[Ryan Adams]

Could use. Oh, we have more.

[Lizzy]

What? I think we call it the fluffer beer.

[Ryan Adams]

Isn't it marshmallow fluff and diet root beer. Oh, wait, that sounds good.

[Shane]

It sounds like you get that at, like, Harry Potter world.

[Chris]

Is this the marshmallow? On the outside?

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane]

On the inside.

[Chris]

This looks crazy.

[Lizzy]

All right. Oh, no, I plugged it. I plugged this little ass.

[Shane]

Is it good?

[Chris]

Wait a minute.

[Lizzy]

Ew. I just got a clump of it.

[Chris]

I kind of like it. I kind of like.

[Lizzy]

It's like, remember American Pie where he came in the beer and then the guy, like, drank it or something?

[Shane]

Now I can't wait to try it.

[Chris]

That's why I like it.

[Ryan Adams]

I think it's Good.

[Shane]

You also got the. You got the load.

[Chris]

I got the clump too.

[Ryan Adams]

The.

[Chris]

The clump ruins it.

[Lizzy]

The load ruins it.

[Ryan Adams]

It was good until I got the clump.

[Lizzy]

It was good.

[Shane]

Oh, that's good. That's good.

[Ryan Adams]

Wait, what's the good.

[Lizzy]

It is so good. Thank you.

[Chris]

It's just a surprise to read it.

[Lizzy]

Soda?

[Ryan Adams]

I don't know.

[Lizzy]

Thank you.

[Shane]

You know, European people hate root beer.

[Ryan Adams]

Huh?

[Shane]

European people hate root beer.

[Ryan Adams]

Really?

[Lizzy]

I'm European. That's crazy.

[Ryan Adams]

A diet root beer is good, huh?

[Lizzy]

How's fluff?

[Shane]

It could be the best diet soda.

[Chris]

Honestly, it's delicious. Minus the clumps.

[Lizzy]

Yeah, I don't think I like this.

[Shane]

Well, this is an off brand one.

[Ryan Adams]

What is this?

[Shane]

It's fluff, but it's not fluff.

[Chris]

I've never seen that.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God, look what's happening to her.

[Ryan Adams]

The sodas do not age well.

[Shane]

That's why all their Stanleys are not see through. Oh, like the mommy quick mix though.

[Lizzy]

And look at her.

[Elizabeth Gordon]

She's back.

[Lizzy]

She's back.

[Ryan Adams]

She's back.

[Chris]

No, car's not drinking it.

[Lizzy]

Oh, keep going, it's fine.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you think about the ice? Oh, it's homophobic ice. Oh, my God. I didn't do this on purpose. It's homophobic ice. I can't believe you set me up. Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Is this a Naper Fools pregnant.

[Lizzy]

I tried so hard.

[Ryan Adams]

What do you mean? It's literally homophobic ice, Chris.

[Lizzy]

I have tried so hard.

[Ryan Adams]

I forgot. I forgot. Gotcha.

[Lizzy]

The fluffer is aging oddly to me.

[Shane]

Yeah, I mean, we just made non diet root beer.

[Ryan Adams]

Right. What inspired me, we just put a bunch of sugar and diet root beer. Shane's Instagram explore page. Dirty sodas creation. Because before this for Shane really was the water talks like the flavored water.

[Shane]

I remember.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah. And now it's the like, do it yourself dirty sodas. And so you know, he's having a field day. Even Taco Bell has them.

[Chris]

It's really a thing.

[Ryan Adams]

And those ones calangulate too.

[Chris]

I'm sorry.

[Shane]

That's the winner.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah. This one.

[Chris]

I like this one. Thank you for this.

[Lizzy]

Wow, I'm so happy. Happy Easter, everyone.

[Ryan Adams]

Well, thank you.

[Shane]

Actually is very. This is very Easter coated.

[Lizzy]

Very Easter.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, happy Easter. Christ approved, you guys. Well, Shane, thanks for saving the sip.

[Lizzy]

I resurrected it.

[Shane]

Hashtag save the sip, guys.

[Ryan Adams]

Easter and April fools.

[Lizzy]

Oh, my God. What if. Never mind.

[Ryan Adams]

What?

[Lizzy]

I was just gonna say, like, Jesus pulling April Fool's day jokes is iconic.

[Ryan Adams]

Oh, my God, the battery's gonna die now, too. Thank you guys so much much for watching and enjoying the sip. Sorry it was different than usual. Was it really, though? Kind of felt the same. You know, everyone's linked in the description down below. We love you so much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the sip. Okay, let me see if I can get a picture of you, Chris, before the battery dies.

[Chris]

Just make a face or.

[Ryan Adams]

Yeah, maybe he should hold, like. Oh, and Lonnie, too. Can you. Yeah, yeah.

[Lizzy]

He shook, like. Oh, my God, he's so shook.

[Ryan Adams]

He's always so shook. Oh, my gosh.