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Lizzie
It's just because I'm out of touch and the SIP comments are toxic.
Ryland Adams
Uh huh.
Lizzie
You know what I'm saying?
Ryland Adams
You didn't even follow up because you don't care.
Lizzie
Well, it just turns out I'm not a TikTok star. Well, that's one of the first times I knew I was like actually in love with him. So screw you.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, fudge me.
Lizzie
Are you stealing your neighbor's Internet? That's too real.
Shane Dawson
And I'll hear things and I'll say, huh, that's not how I remember it. Interesting.
Lizzie
That penis one would have been enough for me.
Ryland Adams
What was the penis one?
Lizzie
You don't remember the penis one?
Ryland Adams
No, I don't remember the penis one.
Lizzie
Oh, girls.
Ryland Adams
Girls indeed.
Lizzie
Good morning and welcome back to the SIP official podcast. Good morning with me, Ryland Adams and her hi. Who must not be named.
Ryland Adams
You're just gonna have yours up the whole time.
Lizzie
Oh, do you not?
Ryland Adams
I prefer looking at yours.
Lizzie
You want to see you?
Ryland Adams
No, no, no, no, no. I won't be able to work if I. Oh no. Get me out of here.
Lizzie
You're so gorgeous though.
Ryland Adams
But let me see you.
Lizzie
Okay, I'll just put it towards me.
Ryland Adams
We're Chrysalis, you guys.
Lizzie
Isn't it hard to be chrysalis?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I sat here this whole time.
Lizzie
I know. Thank God that this set is just pre existing or I probably would have had a little mommy meltdown. Yeah, sorry, I'm just trying to get adjusted. Can I just. Give me a second.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, just look at yourself. I'm going to tell everyone. I do this thing with my husband now where he rubs my feet and I ask little silly goofy questions. Like those questions I asked you that.
Lizzie
One time, like, what would you do if I was a worm that was dying or something?
Ryland Adams
No, what would you do if I was a worm? Would you still love me if I was a worm? I'm now in his phone, kiss you.
Lizzie
Goodbye and take you outside.
Ryland Adams
I know you've been very clear about.
Lizzie
The thing is like Shane and I got in a fight the other day because there was a spider in the house and it was so big and I just. He was like, you could have taken it outside. That poor thing was alive.
Ryland Adams
I would have killed him.
Lizzie
And he just kept doubling down on how it was rude of me. And I was like, okay, it's already done. I'm sorry. The next time I'll and scoop him up into something and I'll take him outside and let him live. And it was like this whole thing I Felt so bad, the next day, he couldn't catch the spider, so he killed the spider. And I was like, are you kidding me? We have children. I can't risk a huge spider in our house. Does this look like a spider bite or listeria? Is that what you're trying to say you have now?
Ryland Adams
No. Zika virus?
Lizzie
What is that even?
Ryland Adams
I'm not sure, but it's not good for pregnant women.
Lizzie
I don't think I want to Google it.
Ryland Adams
I don't think you can get it from me.
Lizzie
It feels like there's plagues everywhere we turn.
Ryland Adams
You can only get. I mean, I know you get Zika virus from mosquitoes, so it's like, how could I give it to you? You know what I mean? How could I little old me give you a mosquito virus?
Lizzie
Are we uncomfortable with Sally having a wig?
Ryland Adams
Who's Sally? Yes.
Lizzie
Why don't you snatch her wig?
Ryland Adams
I hate it.
Lizzie
I think she's more beautiful without the wig.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, she's a natural beauty.
Lizzie
Okay, so Joe's rubbing your feet, and you're asking CHAT GPT to generate questions.
Ryland Adams
No, I don't know how to use chat GPT, and I care about the environment and creativity.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
If I need to use ChatGPT, I hate you.
Lizzie
Or.
Ryland Adams
No, it's just I like to ask these little questions, and sometimes we, like, get in a fight over it.
Lizzie
Your husband's funny. He's a funny conversationalist. Yeah, he likes to go deep into conversations that he's passionate about, and so I just go mute because I'm like, I don't want to have an opposing opinion to anything that your husband.
Ryland Adams
Oh, he would prefer you have an opposing opinion.
Lizzie
No. And that's what scares me the most.
Ryland Adams
It's exhausting. I sometimes go like, baby, I don't care. I don't care.
Lizzie
Go find James.
Ryland Adams
Like, honestly, like, go fight with a stranger on Tinder. I don't care.
Lizzie
I just don't want it to be me that, like, puts our relationship in jeopardy.
Ryland Adams
Could not be me.
Lizzie
And thank God it hasn't been me.
Ryland Adams
The other day, he said something so crazy that I can't even repeat it on this show, and I got livid. I was like, bro, that is not true. You need to Google that before you bring it to me. Oh, I swore again.
Lizzie
I swore, too. I said the F word.
Ryland Adams
Should we just start from scratch?
Lizzie
No, we can't. We could never.
Ryland Adams
My goodness. Are you gonna bleep us?
Lizzie
I'll bleep us.
Ryland Adams
Don't worry about exhausting.
Lizzie
Are you afraid for YouTube or grandma? Both.
Ryland Adams
Grandma's. I'm like, never gonna say anything to your grandma again. Like, I can't look at her. I can't be in the same room as her ever again. Like, if you're like, oh, my grandma's here. I'm like, well, see you when she's gone. I can't handle it.
Lizzie
Okay, so what did you ask Joe?
Ryland Adams
The shame is too great. In my heart, it's too great.
Lizzie
You've really popped, by the way.
Ryland Adams
Thanks for noticing.
Lizzie
I, like, it must have happened overnight because we were together yesterday and I didn't notice, but then I was editing the After.
Ryland Adams
You say this every time I see you, though.
Lizzie
No, I don't think I do.
Ryland Adams
Yes, you literally do.
Lizzie
It's like you're like, oh, no. You literally do this exact monologue and then I forget. You're like, with a child, expecting another child. Like, I know you have another child on the way, but I don't think you've processed yet that you have another child.
Ryland Adams
No, I have. It hits me in waves. I go, oh, no, it really. It's funny that you say that, because before I came here, Rylan made me take a COVID test because he's loca la cabeza and it was negative.
Lizzie
It's to save my marriage, honestly.
Ryland Adams
Period.
Lizzie
Because. Okay, Chris isn't here for a multitude of reasons. Let's just go down of which is.
Ryland Adams
He'S a Covid carrier.
Lizzie
Let's go down the ladder of events really fast.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie
Your nanny calls out sick last week.
Ryland Adams
Yes.
Lizzie
She's sick. Okay. Tuesday, she calls out, my husband is feeling horrible on Thursday.
Ryland Adams
Yes.
Lizzie
And so he doesn't taste anything. So he goes, I should take the COVID test. That's in the pantry. Takes the COVID test. Positive. Immediately goes in quarantines. My husband is.
Ryland Adams
But before he went to quarantine, he kissed you on the mouth.
Lizzie
That was on Tuesday. Where we had like, butt sex and makeup.
Ryland Adams
I wasn't going to go there, cuz YouTube might be like.
Lizzie
No, I think it'd be pretty bad if they. If we couldn't talk about butt sex on YouTube.
Ryland Adams
I know, but we can't talk about anything else here.
Lizzie
We don't know what's safe anymore. It does feel like YouTube across the board. Something's going on.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, all.
Lizzie
It's just odd lately.
Ryland Adams
It's spooky.
Lizzie
It's spooky. I don't know if they've changed their policies, changed their algorithms, but something's.
Ryland Adams
It's not safe For a girl like me?
Lizzie
No, not at all. For a girl that's unemployable. And this used to be the only platform that she could be employed. Now it's getting scary for you here.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, it is. My vlogs might just live on the Patreon going forward. Be advised.
Lizzie
I mean, that's fine for me.
Ryland Adams
I know. It's not bad for me either.
Lizzie
And I don't have another platform in TikTok. I've realized. God, I know.
Ryland Adams
Did you already give up on that? Wait, wait, wait. We've started three different tangents.
Lizzie
Okay? Can you remind me to go back to.
Ryland Adams
No, I have no memory.
Lizzie
Okay, finish yours then.
Ryland Adams
No. What was yours?
Lizzie
Well, it just turns out I'm not a TikTok star.
Ryland Adams
No, but before that, you were on a thing.
Lizzie
Oh, just about Shane.
Ryland Adams
Right.
Lizzie
So he had Covid. He, immediately after he took the test, went into isolation. I had to tell everybody that works in and around my household. I'm like, if you don't feel safe, run for the hills. Like, yeah, because I don't like people coming to our house if they know they're sick. So when one of us is sick, I tell everyone immediately. And I'm like, you can leave us.
Ryland Adams
You can leave us if you want to leave us. Oh, my gosh. I never have to come back.
Lizzie
My husband's bad sick. He gets really sad. He gets really emotional. He gets just like. He wants love, but it's.
Ryland Adams
But you can't give it to him.
Lizzie
No. And especially when I haven't caught it and my babies haven't caught it. It's like, well, then I'm. It's me.
Ryland Adams
Don't touch me. You're safe.
Lizzie
And he's stuck in his room. I'm having to be his nurse delivering him him things. But I'm also working and taking care of the babies and trying to be his nurse. And he's like, well, then I'll just come down in a mask and glove and get it myself. And I'm like, no, you won't.
Ryland Adams
Stay in your room.
Lizzie
Stay in your room.
Ryland Adams
Stay in your room.
Lizzie
But then when it comes to. Comes to light that Lizzie's nanny did also take a COVID test, Turns out she has Covid. Shane's like, well, Lizzie's been exposed to Covid. And if you're hanging out with Lizzie, then my isolation is potentially for nothing. If you then get it from Lizzie. So then it's like, can we film the sip? Can we not film the sip? Lizzie can't film on Monday, because her. Yeah, Chris was busy on Sunday, which is when we're filming today.
Ryland Adams
So I don't have Covid.
Lizzie
No, she took a test right before she came. I took a test right before I came. Neither of us are carriers of COVID which is crazy because I did have butt sex and make out sessions with a man who has Covid now.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
On Tuesday. But I don't know when he had Covid or when he got Covid. And by Tuesday, it's Sunday. It's like, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I feel like I would have been testing positive for Covid by now.
Ryland Adams
Same with me, because I saw my nanny on Tuesday, so that was the last day I saw her. I saw her. I barely saw her. What was I doing on Tuesday or something? Yeah, and then. But then we went over to our neighbor's house, and then we get a call from our neighbor and she's like, we have Covid.
Lizzie
Yeah, that's the sketchy part.
Ryland Adams
But it's like, what's it like? I'm just like, I don't think we have it. It's just crazy because there's like eight.
Lizzie
People we know right now that have Covid.
Ryland Adams
No. Like, a higher power is looking out for me.
Lizzie
Like, we didn't buy strangers tickets at Katy Perry to get Covid. Like, no, we didn't buy scammers tickets to Kat.
Ryland Adams
Katy Perry for me to get Covid.
Lizzie
People had an awful reaction to on this.
Ryland Adams
And honestly, that's fine.
Lizzie
Go for it, girl.
Ryland Adams
What is that gonna do now?
Lizzie
Enabling the behavior? It's like, no, we were trying to set an example for the young girl. We don't care about the mom. We don't care that, you know, Jesus.
Ryland Adams
Got down on his hands and knees and washed Judah's feet. Judas. I don't know if that's true.
Lizzie
And don't ask me about Bible things.
Ryland Adams
The point being is, even if people are not good, that doesn't mean you become not good.
Lizzie
Two wrongs don't make a right.
Ryland Adams
Two wrongs do not make a right.
Lizzie
Honey, I'm trying set an example for this girl. Like, don't be like your mom when you grow up. Be like these people that went out of their way to be generous.
Ryland Adams
And not even just that. Like, if anybody in the orbit saw some. Anybody else being nice to anybody else and felt so inspired to be kind in their own world, thank God everybody is so nasty and at everybody's throats and telling everybody how to live these days, but nobody's doing anything for their Neighbors, period. Like, do something for your neighbor?
Lizzie
Exactly.
Ryland Adams
Your scammer ass neighbors. Make your Internet accessible, bro. We all need a little WI fi, You know what I'm saying? That's all you have to do. That's as much as a pay it forward as you've got to make.
Lizzie
Are you stealing your neighbor's Internet?
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
Wait, you don't have an Internet plan at your house? No. Are you kidding me?
Ryland Adams
Kidding. I have Internet. I have Internet. What would I do without Internet?
Lizzie
Exactly.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Make it available. Free Internet for everybody. I'm exhausted from all this PSA and.
Lizzie
Okay, well, I'm back to your stories now. So your husband's rubbing your feet. You asked Chat GPT for a prompt.
Ryland Adams
So Joe and I were talking, and we were, like, talking about, like, if I was a worm, but we've also been trying to decide what we're gonna be for Halloween. And then Joe changed my contact in his phone to Worm Gobbler. I think we're gonna be worms for Halloween. I think me, Billy, and Joe are all gonna be worms. Isn't that cute?
Lizzie
Describe the costume.
Ryland Adams
Like a worm.
Lizzie
I know. What's it made out of?
Ryland Adams
A worm.
Lizzie
Are you just gonna wrap this blanket around you, maybe?
Ryland Adams
No, I'm thinking I'll probably get us, like, tan hoodies and tan leggings and then get matching, like, felt to make our heads, like.
Lizzie
Wait, all of this was the conversation that you were having when he was massaging your feet?
Ryland Adams
No, this is just the conclusion I came to on the drive over here today.
Lizzie
Okay, take me back to the story you started at the beginning of the podcast, which is the.
Ryland Adams
No, that was just to get into this.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
What do you mean?
Lizzie
You said Joe was right.
Ryland Adams
I was excited to share with my friends and family that my. That we are going to be worms for Halloween.
Lizzie
Okay. I'm more interested in the fight you guys got in.
Ryland Adams
I don't even remember what it was.
Lizzie
Then tell me your other most recent fight. You have to give us something now that you've prefaced a fight with you and your husband.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I literally can't tell you about the most recent fight. It's like, joe, don't say that. You know what I mean? It's. You can't say it. Like, you just can't say it in the world. That's why I was so mad about it. I was like, bro, no.
Lizzie
So as I'm worried about me and my family, Lizzie keeps tallying up marks in her little black book about me.
Ryland Adams
Of grievances against you.
Lizzie
It's really wild. It's her biggest threat as of late is this is another entry to your little black book. And I don't even like what happens. What? What?
Ryland Adams
But do you want to find out?
Lizzie
Okay. The baby showers, canceled. The baby sprinkle is canceled. Because if I have so many marks in my little.
Ryland Adams
Don't you only have two? You have two marks.
Lizzie
I don't want to do the invites for the baby sprinkle. And then I made you buy an $18 COVID test when your husband had wet baby shit in his hands.
Ryland Adams
Yes.
Lizzie
And I said, just wait till you have two. When I was trying to get. Oh, my God. My husband took that, like, paxlovid, which is what makes it end quicker. Yeah, because he needs my husband.
Ryland Adams
I don't know that I've ever heard of Paxlovid working for anyone.
Lizzie
Shane was like, well, if you get it, you can just get on it immediately. And I was like, I think that, like, I think the doctor said that it may shorten your. Your Covid by one day. And I said, I'm good. I don't need it. But for Shane, who does so miserably when he's sick, it's. It's necessary.
Ryland Adams
I had a friend who was like, I took. I took Paxlovid, and I was worse. And I was like, well, he can't.
Lizzie
Sleep or anything because the side effects of the medication are so brutal. And so he's stuck in isolation in this room. He needed it.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie
The guy that was delivering it from the CVS pharmacy has to. I guess it's CVS rules that it has to be a hand off delivery. I'm with both babies that are not in a space for me to be leaving. And so I was like, can he just leave it at the gate? I'll. I'll scream like, hey, I'm right here. Just leave it at the gate. And he goes, no, I have to hand it to you. So I haul both babies out with me, and granted, he doesn't know if I'm the one with COVID or not.
Ryland Adams
Right.
Lizzie
And I go, okay, we're as far as you and I are. And I go, can you just set it on the ground and I will pick it up. And he goes, nope, have to hand it to you. And I said, why does CVS want their carriers to get Covid? Yeah, they don't know that I'm not the one with COVID I was like, just set it down. That he. It just drove me crazy. And my boys are out of Nowhere. We have hit the point where they're.
Ryland Adams
Just beating each other to death.
Lizzie
That. And they've. They've discovered that they can question authority. So they're testing authority, but it's now setting boundaries and guidelines.
Ryland Adams
This is what the terrible twos are all about. It's about learning the boundaries because they've discovered.
Lizzie
Well, they. They have a tantrum in response to. No, no, you can't do that. A tantrum starts being thrown. So then it's. It is finding the balance of not rewarding the tantrum. But the tantrum is just their response. They're not seeing clearly when they're.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, they're blacked out with rage.
Lizzie
So I'm like, watching all these YouTube reels because. Obvious. Or Instagram reels because obviously they know what I'm going through because they're listening to me at all times.
Ryland Adams
And they're helpful. Sometimes they are.
Lizzie
And this lady is kind of like when your child starts having a tantrum in response to a. No, you just stay there calmly. You let them know that you're there for them, but you're just waiting for a bus. You're not acknowledging them. You're not talking to them. You're just waiting for the tantrum to pass, for the bus to arrive. And as soon as it passes, you say, oh, would you like to read a book? Or would you like to go play on the swing? Would you like to go do this thing? So that's it. I've been trying to do just disassociate. I'm not. Yes, I know. But it still, like, bothers me sometimes.
Ryland Adams
Billy does it too. Billy gets so dramatic when we, like, because if he takes my phone, I take the phone back and then slams his face down on the floor. And it's just like, what were you even doing with my phone? You don't even know what this is for, kid.
Lizzie
And they've always been doing a version of that, but now that they really comprehend and understand the power of it. Yes. Yeah, they are, because they understand everything I say. Close the door. They go and close the door. Put this in the trash. They go and put it. They know exactly. I feel like they're just on the verge of really starting to talk, talk, talk. Or like they have a bunch of words in their vocabulary, but they understand everything. So now that they understand, oh, maybe I can manipulate these adults. I can. No emergency meeting with everyone that cares for my children. We are all on the same page. The same page. So they don't think they can get away with Something with one person that they can't other. And so that's been fun.
Ryland Adams
You gotta crack the whip early and often.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Or send him back to Washington. That's what I say to Billy. I'm sending you back to Panorama City.
Lizzie
Will they have him?
Ryland Adams
Who cares? I'm just kidding. I love him. I'm never sending him back. He's my favorite thing in the whole world.
Lizzie
Yeah. No, they're so fun. I mean, with this. But I guess that is why everyone says the terrible toots. Just because they're discovering what they can and can't do for real.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. I say disassociate through the rough stuff. Giggle at what you can behind their backs. I do think it's a little odd, like, laughing in their faces. I've seen some people take that approach, and I'm like, this makes me uncomfortable. I don't like it.
Lizzie
That is odd.
Ryland Adams
It's weird, right?
Lizzie
Laughing at your baby's tantrum.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable. I'm like, what are you doing? That's. I don't know. But if I was an irrational, tiny being having a little meltdown and you laughed at me, I'd probably set your house on fire.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
I am a tiny, irrational little being.
Lizzie
Right?
Ryland Adams
I do be out in these streets anyway.
Lizzie
Now's the time to be promoting that.
Ryland Adams
Then. Cut it out.
Lizzie
Okay. I started then worrying about my son's eyes because I have this little dot in my eye. And when I was at the eye doctor recently, I said, what is this? Can I get it removed? And she was like, no, that can't be removed. It's sun damage as a kid. And I thought, oh, my gosh. Well, I don't want my kids having sun damage, so we need to wear sunglasses when we're on a walk. I'm already lathering them up in sunscreen on the face and all over the body. And I try to either walk them backwards or pull the shields down, but now they're big enough where they just throw the shields back up because they don't care. So I'm like, we're implementing sunglasses today. The sunglasses arrive, I put them on them when we're walking. They, like, are fine with it for five minutes, then take them off, put them back on. Whatever we're playing with. The sunglasses I'm trying to implement, we're using sunglasses. I get back to the house, they're running around the house while I'm making their lunch. After I put the babies down, I go to throw some things in the trash and the sunglasses are just sitting at the top of the trash. Yeah, Max said, no, these aren't going to cut it for.
Ryland Adams
Maybe he doesn't like the ones you picked out for him.
Lizzie
Well, I ordered. Lucky for him, I ordered a million different pairs.
Ryland Adams
Oh, really?
Lizzie
They're all no money on Amazon, so.
Ryland Adams
I thought, are they polarized or are they just.
Lizzie
I got some that are polarized, some that are.
Ryland Adams
I think that makes a difference. Well, not for them wearing it, but if they're not polarized, they're not gonna protect their kid, your kids, from the bumps in your eye.
Lizzie
Oh, well, these ones were polarized today, but I think the other pair was not. I don't know, but I just thought it was so funny because Max all day is taking things to the trash. Jet will rip a page of a book. And Max, he's such a good boy. If there's a piece of laundry out, he's got to put it back in.
Ryland Adams
Really?
Lizzie
Yeah, always.
Ryland Adams
That's so sweet.
Lizzie
He puts the laundry in the. The dirty laundry in the hamper. He puts the trash in the trash. Any trash you find, he's riding to the trash.
Ryland Adams
I love that.
Lizzie
But he thought his sunglasses were trash.
Ryland Adams
He said, done, dad.
Lizzie
These are trash.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Good for him. He knows what he likes and what he doesn't like. My wrist is exhausted.
Lizzie
Okay, well, then switch wrists.
Ryland Adams
I don't think I can.
Lizzie
Okay. Billy says, what now?
Ryland Adams
Dada.
Lizzie
That's. Is that all baby's first words? I don't think so because that was my children's first word.
Ryland Adams
He says dada and he means Joe. And Joe swears that sometimes he hears me in the other room and he goes, mama, but he's never said it to my face.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
So he's not calling you mama with intent, and you believe he is calling Joe Dada with intent, or is he calling Dada you dad, too?
Ryland Adams
No, he's not calling me. He goes dada to Joe.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
Joe goes, who am I? He goes, dada.
Lizzie
That is really. So he knows to screw you.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, fudge me, whatever. I'm going to. I'm just kidding. Oh, my God, I'm exhausted from having to hold this microphone up already. I went to swim practice alone today. You just did what?
Lizzie
Oh, man, you gotta write it down.
Ryland Adams
And remind me, 2020.
Lizzie
Why would you say that baby's name?
Ryland Adams
I don't know, man.
Lizzie
So there is no.
Ryland Adams
Why would you say that?
Lizzie
Baby, there's. There's no close up or there's no. Listen, listen, we're on the Shane Dawson party. Shane Dawson. What is this?
Ryland Adams
I don't know what the this is. This is after school specials.
Lizzie
The Office party podcast. This is the office party podcast set. And this isn't fully realized either. He already has the AI mock ups. It's going to be a dark green.
Ryland Adams
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Is this your business?
Lizzie
Probably not. Okay, it's multidimensional.
Ryland Adams
I'll just say many dimensions. It's a multiverse of a set.
Lizzie
There is no wide shot because A, I don't have a third camera and.
Ryland Adams
You guys hated it.
Lizzie
Well, no, they want us in the same shot. So this is going to be drama. But there's covet amok. And so we're sitting as far apart as possible.
Ryland Adams
Covid is not amok in this house.
Lizzie
It's amok.
Ryland Adams
Oh my God.
Lizzie
I mean, listen, my mom, my sister and Spencer, none of us got it.
Ryland Adams
Oh, well then is it amok or does Shane have Covid period?
Lizzie
But we were all like. We all had two. Like a lot of nights.
Ryland Adams
You all had butt sex. I was just kidding because obviously that.
Lizzie
We were all. All five of us were in the same car. We had like a night out in Hollywood the other day before he knew he.
Ryland Adams
Before making out. Having.
Lizzie
We went to the tunnels to drive in. Am I allowed to talk about that?
Ryland Adams
I wish. It looked so sick.
Lizzie
I vlogged it. I'm probably gonna post the vlog.
Ryland Adams
Just post it.
Lizzie
I'm probably gonna post the vlog.
Ryland Adams
Post it.
Lizzie
Yeah, I'm gonna post the vlog.
Ryland Adams
Post Malone it.
Lizzie
Whatever.
Ryland Adams
I'm gonna post. Well, while you were having fun at the Tesla, drive in my Tesla got broken into.
Lizzie
That is crazy. I didn't even know that was possible. Oh, my husband's texting me. I wonder if the food's here. If he said 27 minutes away. Perfect.
Ryland Adams
Did he send Arby's? Because I will self harm if he sent Arby's.
Lizzie
No.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie
Although I. So my pitch was. Okay, Elizabeth, for the food today? Well, originally we were going to Cracker Barrel. And then imagine when I opened my mom's second vlog and they're all at Cracker Barrel.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I thought that's what motivated you.
Lizzie
No, I had no idea that they were a Cracker Barrel.
Ryland Adams
You guys are some potico wanting to.
Lizzie
Go to Cracker Barrel. But then I was like, we shouldn't be eating inside together with other people if we don't know. So I thought, what restaurants or areas could we sit outside in and enjoy a nice meal? And I thought, well, the two of us have never been to Arby's on the Sip of Nature podcast.
Ryland Adams
Reason?
Lizzie
I don't know. I haven't been there in so long.
Ryland Adams
And no one's ever been to Arby's and lived to tell the tale.
Lizzie
I woke up from my nap craving it today, and I haven't.
Ryland Adams
You don't even know what to crave since I lived.
Lizzie
A roast beef sandwich, which is sick. Are you kidding me?
Ryland Adams
That's yucky.
Lizzie
My grandma used to love it back in the back. Day. Day. Day.
Ryland Adams
Like, literally. It sounds like you might have Covid right now if you're craving Arby's.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, that's a telltale sign.
Lizzie
Aren't you the one that should be worried? Pregnant?
Ryland Adams
No, I told you, I am protected by a higher power.
Lizzie
You are so much more chilled than me.
Ryland Adams
I. What am I gonna do? What am I gonna do, lock myself away?
Lizzie
Covid. Doesn't matter.
Ryland Adams
No Zika mysteria matters.
Lizzie
What's listeria?
Ryland Adams
Death. Okay, yeah, I think it's food poisoning, but it's extra bad for a pregnant lady.
Lizzie
Okay, what are your other Billy updates?
Ryland Adams
Well, my foot looks huge. My car was broken into. You bitch. Okay, tell me you were like Hermes.
Lizzie
I've been following this Encino crime spree intently. It is scary. What's going on over there.
Ryland Adams
The same night my car was broken into, my nanny's car was broken into, and the cops pounded on her door in the middle of the night because someone caught the guy smashed a window. A window. In her car.
Lizzie
And you guys live close by, right?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
So there was just a car thief going through the neighborhood.
Ryland Adams
I don't know what it was. It's interesting, though. Joe thinks we might have accidentally left our car unlocked.
Lizzie
How?
Ryland Adams
I don't know. Because.
Lizzie
Because you don't have the freakin.
Ryland Adams
No, I do.
Lizzie
On your.
Ryland Adams
No, I do. That's why it seems impossible that the car would be unlocked.
Lizzie
The Tesla's always just locked themselves.
Ryland Adams
Exactly. So I'm like, how did. There's no way we left that bitch unlocked.
Lizzie
So. Unless. That's what I thought. Unless somebody breaks a window in a Tesla, I really don't know how you're getting in.
Ryland Adams
Apparently, there's a hack. Like you can Google a hack to get into a Tesla, but it seems to me that to be such an elegant hack, that in order to do it, you gotta want to steal that car.
Lizzie
And then. They didn't steal your car.
Ryland Adams
No, they just took all of my baby stuff. They took my diaper bags and my breast pump.
Lizzie
Your breast Pump?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Was it the expensive one?
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
Oh, that's good.
Ryland Adams
But it was like, why, dude?
Lizzie
And left the brand new car seat.
Ryland Adams
Left the brand new car seat, which is actually worth money. But took my like Target diaper bag and my L.L. bean personalized Billy tote.
Lizzie
That's enraging.
Ryland Adams
Enraging with clothes in it that I love for him. Like that Ralph Lauren thing that you think is so gay.
Lizzie
The romper. The romper was the 84 flannel in there.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God, I hope not. But maybe I'm gonna self harm. I keep realizing what I was taken and getting really upset.
Lizzie
Should we just go to Ralph Lauren and get our baby's matching outfits to me right now?
Ryland Adams
Yes, I would love to. I actually was already thinking that when I saw you today. It's like, I wish my son was wearing that. That's the color of the romper that was stolen. And also, I just got my baby shoes because he's starting to walk now too. Like he's doing unassisted walking. And it's so he needs little shoes when we walk to the car after my gym. And they took his shoes. They took his little baby shoes.
Lizzie
The brand new little Nike ones that I got.
Ryland Adams
Yes, but I got them on sale because they're violently expensive.
Lizzie
Well, everyone gets them on sale.
Ryland Adams
They don't have the ones on sale in his size anymore. They were 30 when I bought them. And then I had to spend $60 on it to get a new pair. Leave that.
Lizzie
And so no damage to your car. He just took the baby diaper bag and ran.
Ryland Adams
Opened all the doors. Didn't steal the charger, which you can sell. Didn't steal the car seat, which you can sell for real money. Took a used ass breast pump and baby diapers.
Lizzie
And your doorbell cam missed this. It faces the other way.
Ryland Adams
Yes. And the camera on the car didn't get it. And the camera on the car gets everything. That's why I think a freaking hack.
Lizzie
So you think he somehow maneuvered to get himself into your app?
Ryland Adams
Yes, because apparently they car from the app.
Lizzie
But then why wouldn't he just drive away with the car?
Ryland Adams
That's what Joe's point is. He's like, so the car must have been unlocked. But it's like, how the f was the car unlocked? It locks itself.
Lizzie
And what did they do to your nanny's car?
Ryland Adams
They broke the window. And then one of the neighbors saw the cuz she doesn't drive a Tesla.
Lizzie
She's having a bad week. She's having a Bad week, broken window and co. Is she still in a relationship?
Ryland Adams
Yes.
Lizzie
Oh, that's good.
Ryland Adams
And they're moving into a house together.
Lizzie
Oh, nice.
Ryland Adams
Pretty cute. But isn't that effed up?
Lizzie
Are we allowed to say that Lizzie would have a lesbian nanny?
Ryland Adams
I think so.
Lizzie
Oh, okay.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Yeah. You would hire a lesbian nanny. I don't know if there. If this comes to light that. I mean, I'm glad she's in a relationship. I would honestly be fearful for your marriage.
Ryland Adams
You're. This is too far.
Lizzie
She catches you on.
Ryland Adams
This is too far down.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
This is too far.
Lizzie
No, I'm not talking about your nanny. I'm talking about a single.
Ryland Adams
No, no.
Lizzie
You're.
Ryland Adams
You're writing a. You're writing a Lifetime movie that doesn't exist.
Lizzie
Like you haven't done this on the after sip.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Behind a paywall. Not in public.
Lizzie
Okay. All right. I don't want the.
Ryland Adams
I don't know your venue. Read the room.
Lizzie
I don't want the Reddits to light up about Joe. Not that I'll ever see them, but your best friend will. And she'll send it.
Ryland Adams
She'll send it to me. She'll let me know.
Lizzie
God. Haley, just stop.
Ryland Adams
Stop. Haley. She stopped. She stopped.
Lizzie
She did.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
You told her enough, I think.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
I was like, don't tell me. Don't tell me this.
Lizzie
Nobody on the Internet has any business knowing anything that's being said about them. And we're not.
Ryland Adams
You know how much happier I am that I don't read the fucking comments. Oh, my God. But I don't read the comments on the show anymore. I mean, yeah, I miss a lot of you. I will say. I miss the good ones of you. And it is such a shame that the bad ones of you have taken our relationship away from us.
Lizzie
Well, sometimes I have to think, is it a reflection on us and the content of our show? Because I do think sometimes the creators create what's allowed, and the SIP comments are toxic. You know what I'm saying? And it's not across the board like that. Like, I don't think your vlog comments. My vlog.
Ryland Adams
My vlog comments are so great, which is very interesting.
Lizzie
It's like we've cultivated some toxicity in the comments of the sip, and I think we need to reflect and look in the mirror and figure out why.
Ryland Adams
I don't think it's us. I think we're.
Lizzie
I think sometimes we've.
Ryland Adams
We're protected by a higher power. We're the luckiest girls in the world.
Lizzie
I mean, right now, we are protected by a higher power. I will agree. I've had butt sex with a man who has Covid, and somehow I'm just feeling great.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, me too. I took that test, and I was like, dang, I am feeling good.
Lizzie
Was your heart fluttering a little, though, looking at the results?
Ryland Adams
No, because I know I don't have Covid.
Lizzie
How do you just know?
Ryland Adams
Because I've had Covid, like, 50 million times, and I know when I have Covid. First things first. I need to go to Jersey Mike's. I get into Jersey Mike's, I look around, I think, oh, my God, I have Covid. I shouldn't be at Jersey Mike's. I get home, I get. I eat the Jersey Mike's. I go to sleep, I wake up the next day dead.
Lizzie
It's always Jersey Mike.
Ryland Adams
Always Jersey Mike.
Lizzie
You're crazy. Craving Jersey Mike's. It's bad.
Ryland Adams
I've got Covid. That's how you know right now, I would rather die than eat Jersey Mike's.
Lizzie
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Ryland Adams
Who? Jersey.
Lizzie
Mike's Billy.
Ryland Adams
Oh, like five.
Lizzie
Wow. Yeah, just constantly.
Ryland Adams
Yesterday we were in his room and he stood up and walked to his crib holding a little one of his brother's sleepers that I got for him and put it in his crib.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
It's pretty cute. I tried to catch it on camera and I just couldn't. Couldn't move fast enough. It's devastating. But, yeah, he's moving and he's grooving. I love him. So he's really funny.
Lizzie
And he's what, 11 months?
Ryland Adams
No, he's 10 months.
Lizzie
Not even like, 10 and a half.
Ryland Adams
He's 10 months in a week. Wow.
Lizzie
Yeah, he's an early walker.
Ryland Adams
I don't know that he's early. I think this is within the range.
Lizzie
My kid. My kids first steps were exactly a week after their first birthday.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I think this is within the range then, right? Ranges are eight months long.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
Every baby's different.
Lizzie
Oh, your nursery drama.
Ryland Adams
Okay. The boys are gonna share a room.
Lizzie
What do you mean?
Ryland Adams
I mean, I'm gonna put.
Lizzie
We were looking into she sheds for your husband.
Ryland Adams
I can't put my husband in a shed.
Lizzie
Why?
Ryland Adams
Because I know I'm gonna drop $8,000 on building a shed for his ass, and it's just not gonna ever get used.
Lizzie
You don't think you'll go out there?
Ryland Adams
No, You.
Lizzie
I mean, if it's. If there's.
Ryland Adams
It's just gonna become another piece of in my yard.
Lizzie
If there's a baby in his.
Ryland Adams
His office, it's literally just gonna become another piece of in my yard that I have to look at, and I can't do it.
Lizzie
Let me propose this to you, though.
Ryland Adams
My kids are sharing a room.
Lizzie
Okay. And you're three weeks in, and Billy's sleep is ruined because of it.
Ryland Adams
Well, we're gonna sleep train baby before he goes in, right?
Lizzie
He'll be in your room for six months.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Okay, well, four months.
Lizzie
Four months.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Fine.
Ryland Adams
And then we'll sleep train him in the office, because all that matters is that he's in the crib.
Lizzie
Right.
Ryland Adams
And then he'll move into his brother's room with his brother. Into their room, if you will.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. So we're gonna redecorate the office to be their room. The boys room.
Lizzie
Oh, all three of their room.
Ryland Adams
No, we're moving Joe into Billy's room.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
Joe's office is a little bit bigger than Billy's room, so all of the.
Lizzie
Decorating you did in Billy's room is going to become undone.
Ryland Adams
Listen, I've gone back and forth on this. I'm devastated. But we're starting fresh in a big boy room.
Lizzie
Wow, that's wild.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. I'm gonna vlog it with my dad. He's coming next week.
Lizzie
He is?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Nobody told me about this.
Ryland Adams
Well, now you know.
Lizzie
And you're not afraid of.
Ryland Adams
You don't ask. You never asked.
Lizzie
You're not afraid of getting covered and ruining his trip?
Ryland Adams
I don't have Covid.
Lizzie
I'm saying getting.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, but what. What am I gonna do with that fear? I guess manifest. You've seen how powerful I am. I can't say things like that.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
Do you not agree?
Lizzie
No, I agree.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, we're lucky we're protected by a higher power.
Lizzie
Well, how lucky am I, really? Because the luckiest girl in the world. I'm not a Tick Tock star.
Ryland Adams
You literally have a crazy Tick Tock presence. You just don't work it.
Lizzie
The day in my life flopped.
Ryland Adams
What?
Lizzie
Exactly.
Ryland Adams
What happened?
Lizzie
See? Imagine my surprise.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Lizzie
One Tick Tock. It does.
Ryland Adams
Okay, what's a flop for you?
Lizzie
You're really bad.
Ryland Adams
No. What's really bad?
Lizzie
68, 000 views.
Ryland Adams
No, that's not really bad on Tick Tock. That's for a. For a budding creative who's only posted three Tick Tocks.
Lizzie
Listen, I'm just saying. It's just because I'm out of touch. Yeah, because I think. I think.
Ryland Adams
Sorry, we need to just hold for a second for everyone to appreciate that.
Lizzie
Okay, you got me there. I had a different meaning, but I see what you did there. I've worked very hard to be out of touch. It's been a decade of my life to be out of touch.
Ryland Adams
You let me have this, I'm gonna pee my pants. You know what? I'm gonna remove one of the entries in my little black book. I'm gonna take one out now. You just have one. You just have one entry.
Lizzie
And which one is it?
Ryland Adams
The invite? No, I'm gonna let the COVID I. Honestly, to be a super rational person, you're well within your rights to want the COVID test.
Lizzie
Thank you.
Ryland Adams
You took one. I'll take one. What's fair Is fair.
Lizzie
I think that you should acknowledge. I feel like the first baby shower means nothing to you now that there's a second baby sprinkle in the works.
Ryland Adams
Are you joking? Why would you say that?
Lizzie
Because you act like it's all been undone. Now that there's a sprinkle, you're literally.
Ryland Adams
Acting like my second baby means nothing.
Lizzie
You.
Ryland Adams
You open every day with everything. Even got a baby.
Lizzie
Well, it's hard for me to comp. Comprehend that you're actually gonna have another child. It's like, a lot to comprehend.
Ryland Adams
I know it's never settled for you.
Lizzie
Because every time we go down the path, I'm like, not yet. I'm gonna need, like a five year age gap at this point.
Ryland Adams
Crazy.
Lizzie
Even this morning when they're testing every boundary I have and I'm just trying to disassociate while I'm practicing setting, you know, boundaries, I'm like, I'm not ready for another. Yeah, I'm not ready for another.
Ryland Adams
I do think, like.
Lizzie
And don't mistake that with I don't love my kids. I love them. But the thought of dealing with two's emotional development and adding a newborn makes me think I like ev. It would put me on overload. I would be unhinged.
Ryland Adams
Three is different than two for sure.
Lizzie
Which is what I'm saying. Like, I'm very happy with our two. I'm just saying, when I think about an additional newborn on top of the two, on top of working, on top of everything, it makes me spiral a little bit.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
So that's why I'm saying, like, I haven't comprehended a third yet for myself. So it's hard for me to comprehend that another one is coming into your life.
Ryland Adams
Okay. I mean, he's still coming.
Lizzie
I know. I know. I can see him.
Ryland Adams
He's right there. He's popped and I can feel him. And he's super funny.
Lizzie
What? How many weeks is that at?
Ryland Adams
I don't know anymore. Let me check my app.
Lizzie
Freaking app.
Ryland Adams
Everyone keeps asking. It's like, I don't know.
Lizzie
It's your second baby and you don't know either.
Ryland Adams
Well, it's just because I'm, like, dying.
Lizzie
Yeah, I know. And that's the thing. She keeps being like, I just need a break.
Ryland Adams
I just need to go to Vegas and see the Backstreet Boys at the Sphere.
Lizzie
Have you told everyone you're doing that?
Ryland Adams
No, this is the. Oh. I'm 18 weeks pregnant.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Which is so funny. The bump is telling me he's the Size of an artichoke.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
And I've been craving artichokes.
Lizzie
That sounds nice right now. Huh?
Ryland Adams
I've been buying them at Costco in bulk and just steaming them all at once and keeping them in a freezer bag in the fridge and eating them whenever I want.
Lizzie
What do you dip them in?
Ryland Adams
You're not gonna like it.
Lizzie
Oh, garlic.
Ryland Adams
No, but it's delicious.
Lizzie
Butter.
Ryland Adams
Mayonnaise.
Lizzie
Oh, I could get behind that.
Ryland Adams
Some mayonnaise.
Lizzie
Actually, I could really get into that right now.
Ryland Adams
Do you know what? I fuck it up with a little mayonnaise mixed with soy sauce, and I whip it together. Billy likes it, too. I don't like to share with him, though, because it's my favorite. And I keep telling them, food for fun before wine. So you're just wasting my artichoke. Yeah.
Lizzie
Let me just make sure both cameras are still rolling.
Ryland Adams
Mine's got a red dot.
Lizzie
Yeah, mine too. Okay, where were we? Where we were in the middle of a story. Oh, I'm out of touch because.
Ryland Adams
Sorry, every time you say it, it gets a little bit better.
Lizzie
Okay, I was also talking about the sprinkle. My request is like, I'm gonna have your. I'm gonna host your baby sprinkle. I'm gonna pay for the baby sprinkle. I'm gonna organize the baby sprinkle.
Ryland Adams
No, you're not.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
No. Part of organizing a sprinkle is doing the fucking inviting.
Lizzie
And here's where we differ.
Ryland Adams
He's not gonna send invites out for my baby sprinkle. I will say right now, while my dog was dying, I hosted Katie's baby sprinkle. Got hard copy invites, put them in the mail to people, sent them, and kept track of an rs.
Lizzie
Hard copy invite is criminal. Criminal you are.
Ryland Adams
But some women are classy.
Lizzie
Time on your hands.
Ryland Adams
Some women are classy, and honestly, mad respect. I am not. I know what I am.
Lizzie
My thought process is there is a database with everyone's information and addresses already in the.
Ryland Adams
I can give you the database.
Lizzie
I asked for that. And I said I will pawn that off. And you said. You said no, because I need to update it with my registry or something.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I did the registry. I'll send you. I'll send you. I'll send you.
Lizzie
Okay, so.
Ryland Adams
Okay, you know what? Then my black book is empty and we can be friends.
Lizzie
I was like, I'm not reaching out to everyone. You know, I. If you give me the information, I will then pass it off onto my assistant to send out the invite.
Ryland Adams
Okay, well, then I will remove that entry in the little black book.
Lizzie
Okay, if you guys have great theme ideas. Ideas for her baby shower.
Ryland Adams
It's just gonna be yellow.
Lizzie
I don't understand that.
Ryland Adams
It's just a color scheme.
Lizzie
So what's the sign say? Yellow.
Ryland Adams
Welcome to Lizzy's baby sprinkle. Please don't post on social media.
Lizzie
No social media again.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
Why?
Lizzie
I don't. I don't remember why or.
Ryland Adams
You know who you should call? Sandy.
Lizzie
Oh, my God.
Ryland Adams
Call Sandy.
Lizzie
I'll call Sandy and ask her what.
Ryland Adams
The theme should be.
Lizzie
Okay, I think between her and Chat GPT, we've got it.
Ryland Adams
Why would you ask Chat GPT?
Lizzie
You asked me to ask ChatGPT.
Ryland Adams
I don't use that.
Lizzie
Which is why you asked me to be fair.
Ryland Adams
Also why I asked Morgan to do my baby nursery with it. I did not like. What did you do?
Lizzie
Poked my eye. That's stupid in an awful way.
Ryland Adams
How out of touch are you?
Lizzie
Well, listen, you can't take the vlogger out of the vlog.
Ryland Adams
Wait, before Rylan tells us how out of touch he is. Sound off in the comments below. Oh, about the baby I'm fostering our toxic space. No, about how out of touch you are.
Lizzie
Oh, go for it. I don't care. I literally, like. So it was my mom or my sister the other day. She's like, that might piss people off. And I was like, honestly, I don't care.
Ryland Adams
Wait, what would.
Lizzie
It was something in regards to, like, our behavior on the sip or something, and I was just like, what's our behavior like? I don't. Do you want to call her and ask her?
Ryland Adams
No. I can't handle your parents being disappointed in me anymore.
Lizzie
I think it was Morgan.
Ryland Adams
I literally am in the shower all the time just thinking, like, wow, how can I be more like Vicki as a mother? And all I hear from Vicki all the time is that she's more disappointed in me by the day.
Lizzie
My mom's never been disappointed in you.
Ryland Adams
Except for when I put a penis on your face.
Lizzie
Oh, but that was 10 years ago. Maybe 13.
Ryland Adams
But I do it again today.
Lizzie
My mom's fine with that kind of stuff now. She understands what it is to be on the Internet.
Ryland Adams
Funny.
Lizzie
No. Wow. You just derailed everything.
Ryland Adams
I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry you're out of touch.
Lizzie
Oh, yeah.
Ryland Adams
And Morgan said they'll be mad at us.
Lizzie
Well, Morgan's on this thing where she's, like, doing TikTok, and I was like, fine, I can have fun on TikTok. Too. We were talking about this, but it's like me having fun on TikTok is a version of a vlog because I. That's what I know how to do, but I don't know how to like, talk in sound bites like these girls on TikTok. So I was. I thought I'll just do a day in my life on Tick Tock. But then I had 15 minutes of vertical footage.
Ryland Adams
That's too much.
Lizzie
I know. So I cut it down to five and a half.
Ryland Adams
That's still too much.
Lizzie
And yeah, when I started looking at other girls, that vlog on TikTok, their max is two and a half. Really? And I don't think the platform pushes out content that's long because people don't care. Their attention span is zero. And so if people aren't watching the whole thing, I don't think it gets pushed. And so it just hit nobody's fyp.
Ryland Adams
Can I see it? It.
Lizzie
I mean, yeah. Open Tick Tock and watch it.
Ryland Adams
I don't have Tick Tock.
Lizzie
Oh, I put. I posted it on our. On our Patreon.
Ryland Adams
Oh, okay.
Lizzie
Because I was asking for feedback and people liked it. No, it's like I. I like the vlog now. I just wish I would have made it an actual vlog and didn't waste my time doing something vertical. Because we've realized you can't make money on Tick Tock. Anyways.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Let's see if this. No, I can't even. I'm honestly thinking I'll delete it. It's so embarrassing. 68,000 views.
Ryland Adams
That's really not embarrassing.
Lizzie
It's jumped 10,000 views in the last hour.
Ryland Adams
You gotta chill.
Lizzie
Maybe we're hitting the FYP.
Ryland Adams
No, you saying 68,000 views is a flop is out of touch. Ah.
Lizzie
I. Okay, if we're just looking at stats.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, you're not. Alex. Earl. I know who was in Happy Gilmore.
Lizzie
Who? Okay, I'm only gonna be nice, but these Tick Tockers that are coming to.
Ryland Adams
YouTube, it's because they're like full blown reality TV shows.
Lizzie
Her vlogs?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, have you seen her vlogs? I saw.
Lizzie
No, She's a beautiful girl with a Collab at Carl's Jr. Should we go get her Collab?
Ryland Adams
Do you think she really needs Carl's.
Lizzie
Jr. No, no, I don't think anyone's eating Carl's Jr.
Ryland Adams
I don't think so either. Actually, the last time we went to Carl's Jr.
Lizzie
It was rancid. Yeah, we did it for A vlog. And we were testing to see if. If the childhood nostalgia hits. It did not. And it was just not the vibe. But I spent all this time editing this freaking video. And I'm like, I'm done on Tick Tock. I'm not wasting my time.
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
Putting effort into something like Tick Tock. Here, let's see how much money it made. I can never even figure out. And that's the thing I keep seeing.
Ryland Adams
Well, you weren't in it for the money. You were in it for the love of the game.
Lizzie
Yes, I was in it for the love of the game. But if I'm not even.
Ryland Adams
But the love of the game is money. Really?
Lizzie
No, I like creating things, but estimated rewards. $9 and 22 cents. Cool.
Ryland Adams
Let's go to Carl's Jr.
Lizzie
But then I went to post it on Instagram too, and it was like, we won't push anything that's longer than three minutes. It literally said that when I went to publish it. And so I thought, oh, well then, okay. I'm just not a short form girl. I can't get. I thought I could get on board. I can't get on board. I think Morgan's young enough to be able to get on board.
Ryland Adams
Morgan's cool.
Lizzie
I'm not. Morgan's cool.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. An in touch cool girl.
Lizzie
Yeah. I'm an out of touch elder, period. And that's fine.
Ryland Adams
And we're living our best lives.
Lizzie
I'm having a great life.
Ryland Adams
Have we ever had more fun?
Lizzie
No. Honestly, no. There's no.
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
So I'm just gonna stay in my lane.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
I don't care. I don't care. I'm not a Tick Tock star.
Ryland Adams
You're still real no matter how many records you sell.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
After the shows, after the Grammys, do you. Should I let you know I have Covid.
Lizzie
I know exactly.
Ryland Adams
I have to pee so bad.
Lizzie
Okay. Do you want to go pee?
Ryland Adams
No. Because then you have to cut everything and re roll everything.
Lizzie
Okay. Your Hot Topics.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Oh, sad Ozzy and the whole rip. To some good ones.
Ryland Adams
Girl, I have been crying all week.
Lizzie
It's really tragic.
Ryland Adams
I love Ozzy Osbourne.
Lizzie
Me too. I think he's put in his house too.
Ryland Adams
We were his 70th birthday present. Or at least one of them.
Lizzie
Organized by the Sharon.
Ryland Adams
No, organized by Amy Osborne. She hit James up on Instagram because she. Ozzy had been walking around the house, like, doing Bubs's viral video. And we call Bubs the Dark Prince. And she was like, do you want to Bring your dark prince to meet capital the dark prince and see who.
Lizzie
The real dark princess there.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
You were with Sharon?
Ryland Adams
Yes.
Lizzie
What did she say?
Ryland Adams
Here was Sharon and Ozzy. They were so lovely. It was like being in a house with just regular people.
Lizzie
What was their house like?
Ryland Adams
Stunning. Huge.
Lizzie
Clean.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
No, I mean, and like a beautiful, like, grounds with, like hedges around the front of it. And our dogs ran around in the front yard with their dogs for a little bit.
Lizzie
I know, like tastefully cluttered. Messy but clean. Clean.
Ryland Adams
No, like, like rich.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
I don't like Lux, like fancy wood shit that your dad would cream his panties over. And never let your mom paint white. Like, beautiful.
Lizzie
Okay. Outside of the house was like the kitchen island full of junk.
Ryland Adams
Oh. We didn't go through the house. We went to a study.
Lizzie
If I'm giving you my dog, you're giving me a house tour.
Ryland Adams
No, like, walked into the main area, then we went into the study. And then they brought. They were like, Aussie, like, someone's here to see you. And then they brought Ay in. And then he was like, is that the dog? Is that the little dog?
Lizzie
And then he perform for him.
Ryland Adams
Azie and Bub sat and growled at each other for like 10 minutes. And then Aussie was like, I gotta go. And then he left, Shuffled out. Super nice. Sharon was really nice. And like Bubs, because at the time, we would leave the TV on all the time. So the V. Or was it the viewer, the talk, whatever Sharon was on was constantly on in our house. So I think Bubs, like, recognized. Yeah. She's like, if you ever want to come to the show.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
I mean, this is like a long time ago. Yeah. But super nice. Super nice. And then our dogs just around in their front yard for like an hour. And then we're like, well, we gotta go.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
See ya.
Lizzie
And Hulk Hogan. Did you ever meet him?
Ryland Adams
So my experience with the Hogan.
Lizzie
You have an experience with them?
Ryland Adams
Not a personal one, but I loved their reality show.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Loved their reality show. Yeah.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
And I also just feel like these are like, American. Well, not Ozzy. Ozzy's not American, but like he's tent.
Lizzie
Poles of American culture.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Or of culture, period.
Lizzie
Right.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
I literally on all the little reels I keep seeing of Ozzy, I'm just like, this guy was kind of great in a profound way.
Lizzie
Oh, yeah.
Ryland Adams
Like, oh, my God.
Lizzie
And I think he was recognized as such.
Ryland Adams
I agree. And I think he had a great, like, cry right now. And I think he went out on his own terms. And I think that's dope.
Lizzie
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
And I loved his goodbye show, his farewell show. I was watching that all, like, leading up to it. It's just like when you see some of the clips of him talking about, like, the back surgery that he had that rendered him like, like physically incapable of doing what he wanted to do. Because he kept saying, like, you know, my mind, I have more things to do. And he's like, and I can't do them.
Lizzie
That's so frustrating.
Ryland Adams
So frustrating. It's so sad. And I. But you know, I love that he, like trained and went off the pain pills to sing his last songs. Like, it's just a beautiful conclusion. And the amount of money that he raised for Parkinson's research is just insane. Like over a hundred and fifty million dollars. That's wild crazy. And Young Blood was there.
Lizzie
Okay, so you're going. Wait. Backstreet Boys and NSYNC tease collab again.
Ryland Adams
Backstreet Boys teased a collab with NSync.
Lizzie
I'm just checking on our food. Sorry.
Ryland Adams
A few weeks ago.
Lizzie
$9 on tick tock. That's crazy.
Ryland Adams
Anyways, the Backstreet Boys have like a low key residency at the Sphere. They're doing like eight shows through July and August.
Lizzie
Fear looks so lit. I'm seeing all the girls on Instagram post from that show at the Sphere and I don't like. I mean, I.
Ryland Adams
Have I invited you.
Lizzie
I know. I've. I don't dislike the Backstreet Boys. I've just never been a boy band. Boy, they never got me going. No Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, I'm gay. Hello. Which you would think that would equal.
Ryland Adams
Like, I think there's like a hetero thing about a boy band.
Lizzie
Yeah, it didn't do it for me.
Ryland Adams
Well, my friend's husband's brothers are gay and he goes to the Backstreet Boys with his gay brothers.
Lizzie
I mean, I'm sure it's for some. Yeah, it's just not for me.
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
But the Sphere looks like an experience.
Ryland Adams
I hit my friend up, who's going with me. And I was like, do you want to do drugs for this? Like, I can't do drugs without it ruining my life. But, like, you should do drugs for this. And she was like, no, I'm good. And I was like, oh, okay. Are you sure?
Lizzie
And you guys are staying at the Wynn?
Ryland Adams
No, we're staying at the Venetian because I think it's connected to the Sphere.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
That's so fun. We're both going to Vegas.
Ryland Adams
Like, back to back?
Lizzie
Yeah, for different things.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. You're going for Ashley Simpson.
Lizzie
Okay, so what's the story about them?
Ryland Adams
Oh, just the Backstreet Boys kept saying, like, maybe we'll do a collab with NSync. But I don't think NSYNC gets together very often because of Justin.
Lizzie
What's Justin do? Oh, what's Justin do?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Okay, let's be nice. Remember, I was talking. No one cultivating toxic comments.
Ryland Adams
Oh.
Lizzie
I don't think it's because we might be toxic about other people. They think they can be talking.
Ryland Adams
So you think it's karmic?
Lizzie
I think. I think creators set the precedent.
Ryland Adams
I think, respectfully speaking, Justin Timberlake is not having the best Yuri ever. Like, you know, And I can identify with that as a person who also has negative feedback on the Internet about herself.
Lizzie
Right.
Ryland Adams
I do think one of us is asking for it and the other one isn't, and it's not me. Is that okay?
Lizzie
As long as you're okay.
Ryland Adams
He's going viral right now. For going out on. Yes. For going out on a show. And he just starts one of songs. He goes, I got this feeling.
Lizzie
Too many bad viral moments from this store. Honestly, that penis one would have been enough for me.
Ryland Adams
What was the penis one?
Lizzie
You don't remember the penis one?
Ryland Adams
No, I don't remember the penis one.
Lizzie
He was, like, on one of those things that, like, catapults him.
Ryland Adams
A holster. That's right.
Lizzie
And it, like, highlighted his penis.
Ryland Adams
Stuck.
Lizzie
I have to pee so bad. Listen, he probably doesn't even have a small penis, but it just made it look small. And so everyone was just like, oh, man, he has a small penis, too. But, like, you can never tell with those kinds of things. I'm sure it's huge, Justin. I'm sure it's good for you.
Ryland Adams
It was just crushed, right?
Lizzie
It was just crushed in the holster.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, it happens to the best of us.
Lizzie
I'm not here to penis shame anyone.
Ryland Adams
No. You were the one who told that story, though.
Lizzie
What do you mean? Just now?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Right? Yeah. I didn't need to bring it up. No, sorry, Justin.
Ryland Adams
I have to pee. So freaking bad.
Lizzie
I mean, just go.
Ryland Adams
Are you gonna do the rest of the Hot Topics?
Lizzie
Drake Bell reveals he doesn't get paid residuals for any of his child labor shows. Can you believe that there are three channels doing Drake and Josh marathons? He continued. Netflix just bought it. It's a top 10 on Netflix. And I've got to figure out how to pay my rent. This month.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God. You know what I just realized? I'm on Netflix now.
Lizzie
You said that the other day and.
Ryland Adams
You didn't even follow up because you don't care.
Lizzie
I thought you meant, like, you were on Netflix watching Happy Gilmore too.
Ryland Adams
I'm on Netflix More. I'm on episode four, season three maybe of House of Lies.
Lizzie
Oh, we've talked about this, but it's on Netflix now. It is?
Ryland Adams
Yes. I'm a celebrite.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Hurry up. Next topic.
Lizzie
And what's your line?
Ryland Adams
Jesus, there's a naked guy back there.
Lizzie
You said the F word.
Ryland Adams
I think I said the F word.
Lizzie
Wow. I'm not going to show my grandma that collaboration.
Ryland Adams
She needs to be proud of me for something.
Lizzie
Vanessa Hudgins is also doing two under two.
Ryland Adams
Hell yeah, girl.
Lizzie
Good for you guys.
Ryland Adams
Period maid. That's what me and Joe say at home. We don't even remember why we say pyramid instead of period.
Lizzie
You're just making fun of me.
Ryland Adams
No. Maybe. No, I like saying period.
Lizzie
All right, let's get our food. Yeah. Oh, the concept for the food today, because we were gonna go to Cracker or Barrel, but then we couldn't because there's too much covet in the air.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Lizzie
Then I was like, well, Chris isn't here, so we're going to Chick Fil A. And then I was like, of course, it's Sunday.
Ryland Adams
Oh, it is Sunday.
Lizzie
And then I was like, we're gonna go to Arby's. And she was like, I'll never go to Arby's.
Ryland Adams
No, I really will never.
Lizzie
That's crazy.
Ryland Adams
It's not.
Lizzie
So then I put it on my husband, which you always. He was like, why don't I just order you guys a bunch of food and you can call it, like, trying Shane's favorite things.
Ryland Adams
What did he send us?
Lizzie
I think just Hugo's, which is his favorite restaurant.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God. Do you know that Joe and I were shit talking Hugo's this weekend? And I honestly felt bad because I was like, shane loves you.
Lizzie
Well, Shane doesn't get anything fun at Hugo's. He just gets chicken and veggies.
Ryland Adams
Do you think he literally just sent us chicken and veggies?
Lizzie
No, he probably got us everything that's fun on their menu. And I will say their sticky buns are lit there. You can't even say they aren't.
Ryland Adams
I've never had them. If there's craisins in them, they're not lit.
Lizzie
There's not craisins in them.
Ryland Adams
Okay. There better not be, because if there are, I'm walking.
Lizzie
Well, yeah. Hugo's is just a neighborhood restaurant in Studio City that a lot of celebrities.
Ryland Adams
Go to, and it sucks. Okay, I have to go to the bathroom now.
Lizzie
Why are you saying it sucks?
Ryland Adams
Because it does.
Lizzie
We did try taking Jet and Max there once, and the person in front of us was so angry that there was. They weren't even misbehaving. I think I talked about it on the podcast. Just go. I'll talk to them.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie
And they were so.
Ryland Adams
But I don't want to miss a thing.
Lizzie
Oh, that's cute.
Ryland Adams
I don't want to miss one. Smile.
Lizzie
Okay, we'll be back with Shane's favorite food, period. I hope we were in focus.
Ryland Adams
Oh, no. Do we go out of focus? You're so nuts.
Lizzie
Okay, this is everything Shane got us. This is nuts. So it's his favorite restaurant called Hugo's. He literally used to order from this restaurant twice a day when he lived right next to it.
Ryland Adams
Oh, God. My God.
Lizzie
Twice a day he would do lunch and dinner from Hugo's. He was like, their biggest customer.
Ryland Adams
Should we do a reveal?
Lizzie
I mean, I feel like it's going to be so.
Ryland Adams
Well, this is just a bag of sauce.
Lizzie
Oh, that's probably for him.
Ryland Adams
Look.
Lizzie
Okay, but I need to take his dinner food out first.
Ryland Adams
Oh, they stapled these to the doc?
Lizzie
Yeah. Okay, so he wants part of that.
Ryland Adams
What is that?
Lizzie
It's their nachos.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my gosh. What is this?
Lizzie
That's for us. I don't know what that is. Okay, let me settle this out, and then we'll be back.
Ryland Adams
Okay, maybe I. Maybe I don't know how to order it. Hugos. Maybe I just need to be Shane.
Lizzie
Yeah, I mean, I think that's definitely the problem because Hugo's is a good time I used when we were first dating, Shane would order, like when I'd spend the night at his house. When we were first dating, he would order, like, this kind of stuff. And these almond energy pancakes were my favorite. It honestly is, like, nostalgic to the beginning of our relationship for me.
Ryland Adams
Oh, God. These pickles, if they were fresh, would be perfection.
Lizzie
Okay, let me just get a quick overview of every. He did not mess around. He said, let me get the whole menu for you guys and change your opinion on Hugo's all together.
Ryland Adams
He did these fucking pickles, bro. I'm leaving my husband and marrying them.
Lizzie
Wow. What if you start having to take your husband here? Two of the same. One looks like, spicy and one Looks. Maybe not.
Ryland Adams
I think they might be the same.
Lizzie
Let me see. Oh, it doesn't say. Okay, let's see. Is our frame beautiful? I can't see the frame. Maybe you scoot over a little And I scoot over a little. Perfect. Okay.
Ryland Adams
A lot of onions on this chicken sandwich.
Lizzie
And you know how I feel about onions.
Ryland Adams
He loves that.
Lizzie
Love them. I'm taking all the onions off.
Ryland Adams
All of them?
Lizzie
Yeah. I don't like a raw onion.
Ryland Adams
What? Yes.
Lizzie
This is pretty fun to kind of just have a mukbang.
Ryland Adams
Honestly, do you want to get high?
Lizzie
That would be nice.
Ryland Adams
Do it.
Lizzie
That would be really nice.
Ryland Adams
Listen, if I could get high without ruining my life, I would.
Lizzie
I don't think I have been in years and years and years. Wow.
Ryland Adams
Either.
Lizzie
After the week that we've had, that would be kind of a vibe.
Ryland Adams
Would you please pass me a napkin? The other thing that Shane did right, Was the sauce.
Lizzie
Well, yeah, yeah. Shane always does sauce, right.
Ryland Adams
Shane's a man who understands the value of a good sauce. You know what? I'm putting a pickle on my thing.
Lizzie
Did we get the sauce on video?
Ryland Adams
I hope so. I think so because I was like shook by it. Honey mustard on my chicken sandwich.
Lizzie
I've never had their fried chicken sandwich and it's really pretty good. It's basic, but I like it.
Ryland Adams
It's alright. It needs pickles and honey mustard.
Lizzie
Is that honey mustard?
Ryland Adams
Mm.
Lizzie
I've never had their honey mustard. How are their pickles?
Ryland Adams
I told you. I'm leaving my husband for them.
Lizzie
Let me see. The best thing that this office has done for my life is put us in delivery range of Hugo's because it makes my husband so happy. So he orders Hugo's to here before he comes home and he brings it back home with him and he's so happy.
Ryland Adams
That's nice.
Lizzie
A fried pickle is great.
Ryland Adams
It's so good. What are these?
Lizzie
I have no idea if that's dessert.
Ryland Adams
I don't think it is. There's parsley on it.
Lizzie
Wait.
Ryland Adams
And it was served with ranch.
Lizzie
All right, let's see what's in it here. I should get my own sauces though, right?
Ryland Adams
Yeah. One of these.
Lizzie
A honey chipotle. And then I need a ranch.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
And a honey mustard. Wow. Okay. This is a vibe.
Ryland Adams
This is the vibe.
Lizzie
This is a nice Sunday afternoon vibe.
Ryland Adams
Honestly, we deserve this.
Lizzie
I really feel like we do too. We needed a break and this is as close as we're gonna take a nap. I don't have to be home till 6 I have to be home at 6 on the dot, though.
Ryland Adams
Shane Dawson's texting me.
Lizzie
What does he want?
Ryland Adams
He emphasized something.
Lizzie
Is he texting both of us? I haven't looked at my phone.
Ryland Adams
Yes. Okay, I'm trying one of these.
Lizzie
The fried pickles.
Ryland Adams
What is this? Oh, is this fried cornbread?
Lizzie
They're salty too. The pickles.
Ryland Adams
That's what a pickle usually is.
Lizzie
I don't feel like the fried pickles we get are normally that salty.
Ryland Adams
I think this is fried cornbread.
Lizzie
Okay. You're doing ranch or something. Ranch. Oh, it is.
Ryland Adams
What is?
Lizzie
Smells like cornbread.
Ryland Adams
What did you call this other sauce?
Lizzie
Honey. Honey Chipotle. It's like Shane's favorite thing in the world. He would eat it by the bottle if he could. It doesn't taste like too much, but the texture is nice.
Ryland Adams
It's like a wannabe falafel.
Lizzie
Well, but it's cornbread.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, but it's like a wannabe falafel.
Lizzie
Falafel's too garlicky for me, so I'd prefer this.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Interesting.
Lizzie
So we're building our way up to savory, right? Oh, or I mean to, like to sweet.
Ryland Adams
No, you can go.
Lizzie
Well, those pancakes I just know are good.
Ryland Adams
Go, girl.
Lizzie
I don't know what's in this either. Oh, these are plantains. Oh, they put their plantains inside of their wraps, actually. Here. You don't like a plantain?
Ryland Adams
I'm not a banana girl.
Lizzie
In general.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
That might be the most consumed thing at our house. Oh, we go through, like five bunches of bananas every few days. Jesus.
Ryland Adams
Five punches.
Lizzie
Well, there's a lot of us. And we all eat at least one banana a day.
Ryland Adams
Wow.
Lizzie
Even the babies.
Ryland Adams
I know, I figured you said all of us, right?
Lizzie
That kind of includes them, huh? He got mashed potatoes. I've never had their mashed potatoes.
Ryland Adams
No gravy, though.
Lizzie
Oh, that's Mac and cheese. Okay. That's a good surprise, actually.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, Both of us thought that was Mac and potatoes or. You know what I'm saying?
Lizzie
Yeah. And I was kind of like, bold to just get mashed potato. It's a very interesting texture. Like it's a liquidy on the underneath and not on the top.
Ryland Adams
So sometimes Hugo, to its detriment. Hugo's to its detriment. Will do. Healthy.
Lizzie
Yes.
Ryland Adams
And it's like, nobody asked for that, Hugo.
Lizzie
It's like a healthy neighborhood.
Ryland Adams
It is a chain, though. There's multiples.
Lizzie
I think they've closed their other ones.
Ryland Adams
Oh, really?
Lizzie
There used to be one, like, kind of over here. When we moved all the way out here, we were like, but it's okay because there's a Hugo's. And then it closed after the Woolsey fire.
Ryland Adams
Oh, really? I've been to that one.
Lizzie
So it was like three days after we moved here and closed. And we were like, oh, well.
Ryland Adams
So that was about you?
Lizzie
Yeah, I felt like it, at least.
Ryland Adams
Have you ever had this before?
Lizzie
The Mac and cheese?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Honestly.
Ryland Adams
Does it fuck.
Lizzie
It tastes homemade in a good way, in my opinion.
Ryland Adams
A lot of Parmesan cheese.
Lizzie
The top is crusted with Parmesan, and then the bottom is. It's an interesting noodle for a Mac and cheese.
Ryland Adams
You know what? I like it.
Lizzie
I do, too, but I don't know that I've ever had this sort of noodle.
Ryland Adams
A little twist. Mm.
Lizzie
Okay. It's good. It's really good.
Ryland Adams
Oh, it's good.
Lizzie
My babies would love this. They'd be like, gobble, gobble, gobble.
Ryland Adams
Too bad they weren't invited. Not to this mukbang.
Lizzie
Although I did chop up Hugos for them today. You did?
Ryland Adams
What'd you get them?
Lizzie
Well, I had a leftover chicken and veggie platter, so it's just broccoli, zucchini, carrots and chicken.
Ryland Adams
Not those Mac and cheese.
Lizzie
They loved it, though.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. I'm sure Billy likes a raw piece. Not a raw piece, but like a piece of broccoli with nothing on it, really. I'm like, you're gross.
Lizzie
That is interesting.
Ryland Adams
And a fish egg.
Lizzie
That's bold, because you don't even eat that, do you?
Ryland Adams
Because it's yucky.
Lizzie
So weird that you've discovered he'll eat that. And you said this is so. Is this what Chris was eating? Salmon on top of at Lovey's?
Ryland Adams
I think it's a latke.
Lizzie
It is so greasy. It might just be a hash brown.
Ryland Adams
Well, that's a lot. Because of potato pancake.
Lizzie
So a hash brown?
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
Well, when I said, is it a hash. Okay.
Ryland Adams
I don't think it's a hash brown. I think it's a potato pancake.
Lizzie
Okay, so you think it's a Locke?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
It'S very greasy, but it's good. Are you passing?
Ryland Adams
No, but I'm surprised there's no sour cream or applesauce to go with it.
Lizzie
That is interesting. I wonder if it's in one of the hundred sauces over there.
Ryland Adams
Let me look.
Lizzie
They actually do have a lot of fried food, so I guess it's not the healthiest Restaurant.
Ryland Adams
This might be.
Lizzie
One of the staples at Hugo's is the Cuban sandwich. At least in my family. That looks like applesauce. And Shane likes to get it in a spinach wrap.
Ryland Adams
What is it?
Lizzie
So a Cuban sandwich. Ooh, chicken. Some kind of. I think it's goat cheese, a plantain, tomato. It's. It's, like, basic, but it's really good. I'll have. I've had 800 of these in my life. I'm going to save myself for the other food for now.
Ryland Adams
Me too.
Lizzie
Okay.
Ryland Adams
Like, I could.
Lizzie
That Mac and cheese is crazy.
Ryland Adams
And it feels like a lot.
Lizzie
Yeah. I'm gonna scoop out a little more with the knife.
Ryland Adams
Good for you. I scooped out mine with the knife, too.
Lizzie
Dang. I'm curious what you're gonna think of the almond energy pancake.
Ryland Adams
Would you pass me the. I've had that energy pancake.
Lizzie
Oh, you have?
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
And you don't like Hugos.
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie
That didn't change your mind.
Ryland Adams
This is all changing my mind.
Lizzie
Wait till you try the sticky bun. I don't know if you've. She's actually already decorated hers. Wow.
Ryland Adams
Wow.
Lizzie
Oh, my gosh. It's like a cinnamon roll. But better, in my opinion, because it's fried dough.
Ryland Adams
It's my money on it. So vodka. It's really good.
Lizzie
It is good. The Mac and cheese is impressive. So fire.
Ryland Adams
So fire.
Lizzie
Like, I want to dip all their other food in the Mac and cheese.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I love that latke.
Lizzie
Who's been making dinner at your house?
Ryland Adams
Me.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
She's back.
Lizzie
Seriously?
Ryland Adams
The is back.
Lizzie
Are you grocery shopping, too? How are you doing all of this?
Ryland Adams
I don't know.
Lizzie
That's a lot of things to do.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Sometimes I take Billy.
Lizzie
Wow. And you're still going to Costco. You're sick.
Ryland Adams
Costco, Trader Joe's, Ralph's, all of the above. Chasing the cravings.
Lizzie
I still can't believe your husband's had a change of heart on Trader Joe's and then pretended like, like, no, he.
Ryland Adams
Does this with everything. James pointed it out. He's like, joe always does this. I'm like, oh, my God, you're right.
Lizzie
So. But James can't even tell him to his face.
Ryland Adams
No. And I'm constantly begging him, like, let him know he's crazy. And he's like, no. Like, no, he needs to be told by someone he respects.
Lizzie
No. Like, he put his foot down and said, lizzy, you cannot shop for our family at Trader Joe's.
Ryland Adams
I know.
Lizzie
And now he's like, I love Trader.
Ryland Adams
Joe's loves it, goes there for fun. Could you go get snackos at Trader Joe's? He says, I'm just like, sure, baby. You praise, you itch. You know, if I brought this up to him right now, he would act like I was crazy.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
Should I call him an ass?
Lizzie
I think we should confront him. It seems only right.
Ryland Adams
We can't confront him. We just have to call and ask.
Lizzie
What? Like, did you have a change of heart on Trader Joe's?
Ryland Adams
Did you used to hate Trader Joe's? Is all I'm saying. He's not gonna answer. Hi, baby. You're on camera with us right now.
Lizzie
It's California. You have to tell him.
Ryland Adams
I just wanted to call and ask. Did you used to hate Trader Joe's?
Lizzie
I hate the experience of going to a busy Trader Joe's. This is a nice time.
Ryland Adams
This is a good time.
Lizzie
I can't get too full because I need that. I'm actually gonna go get another plate for the almond energy pancake.
Ryland Adams
You're gonna eat it?
Lizzie
Of course. It's my most nostalgic item, I would say.
Ryland Adams
Is it nostalgic or do you get this every day still?
Lizzie
No. I haven't had the almond energy pancakes in years. I don't get those delivered.
Ryland Adams
I really like the lock up and their applesauce is kind of lit.
Lizzie
This is berry specific to us first dating. Any food, any restaurant.
Ryland Adams
Do you think he's, like, being romantic by sending it?
Lizzie
I mean, maybe. I think there's probably pictures of us eating those. There's probably a picture of me in one of his old character wigs eating almond energy pancakes.
Ryland Adams
One of his little character wigs.
Lizzie
Well, that's one of the first times I knew I was, like, actually in love with him is I could be fully comfortable being my. Myself in a wig. Just being fully me. I wasn't embarrassed to be myself around him. And I was like, that's how you know this is gonna last. Like, I'm not altering my personality at all to be around this person.
Ryland Adams
I don't think you ever altered your personality for him, For Shane?
Lizzie
No. No, never. And that's why I think we're still together. Because we both presented. We were both ready to be in a relationship. So we presented who we were to each other.
Ryland Adams
Each other. I love that for you guys.
Lizzie
What about you and Joe?
Ryland Adams
I played it cool. I suckered his ass in Gotcha.
Lizzie
Does he like the real you just as much, though?
Ryland Adams
No, I think he's trapped, though.
Lizzie
That's too real.
Ryland Adams
What's he gonna do now? He's got two kids in marriage. He's.
Lizzie
That's crazy business.
Ryland Adams
He's like, and you're a lesbian.
Lizzie
That shops at Trader Joe' period.
Ryland Adams
He said, I can't call him and have I'm beyond speakerphone when I'm gone anymore. Now Billy's losing his mind.
Lizzie
Wait, he just texted you that?
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Billy's losing it because.
Lizzie
Oh, wait, why did he put you on speaker?
Ryland Adams
That wasn't my choice.
Lizzie
I know that seems like a bad choice on his part.
Ryland Adams
Mm.
Lizzie
This tastes like dating Shane.
Ryland Adams
What's it taste now you're married to him?
Lizzie
Even better.
Ryland Adams
Well, what's the flavor of marriage to Shane is what I mean.
Lizzie
Oh, I don't know if I have, like, a nostalgic food to us now.
Ryland Adams
Bananas?
Lizzie
No. I guess if we were to go to JAVIER in, like, 10 years from now, what I would reflect back on for this moment is like, javier's in Century City. We love Javier's.
Ryland Adams
You guys F up some nachos?
Lizzie
Oh, yeah, we love it.
Ryland Adams
You're nacho boys.
Lizzie
What about you, Michelle?
Ryland Adams
Mmm. We have very different tastes of foods.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
So.
Lizzie
Really? I didn't know that.
Ryland Adams
He hates everything I make. James loves it.
Lizzie
It's a thankless job.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
Then why are you serving?
Ryland Adams
I serve James first.
Lizzie
Does he eat it?
Ryland Adams
Yeah. And he says horrible things about it the whole time. Usually. Sometimes. Sometimes he's like, this is good. He likes the white girl chicken piccata I make.
Lizzie
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie
So. But if you're going out to eat, what can you both agree on?
Ryland Adams
We rarely do. We don't, like, share things.
Lizzie
What's a restaurant?
Ryland Adams
At Baroni's, we would both get lobster ravioli.
Lizzie
You declared brownies as trash, and you'll never be back.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, but I did order lobster ravioli from there the other day.
Lizzie
You did?
Ryland Adams
Yes, for me, Joe and James.
Lizzie
Did it travel okay?
Ryland Adams
No. And also, they fricked up our order and sent us, like, some raviolis had just ricotta in it.
Lizzie
They probably heard what you said about them on the sip official.
Ryland Adams
I don't think that they have the Internet.
Lizzie
Okay, I think we gotta get to dessert.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Sticky bun. Sticky bun. Sticky bun. Sticky bun.
Lizzie
Okay, I'm gonna. I'm gonna put that there. She's already prepared her. I'll prepare.
Ryland Adams
I wanted mine to soak. You know what I mean? I like to soaked up.
Lizzie
I guess that was smart.
Ryland Adams
Is it like a churro sticky bun?
Lizzie
Yes.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie
What is this? The.
Ryland Adams
This one that looks like cinnamon butter and then I Think the other one is, like, not.
Lizzie
I looked across and remembered these are office spaces. And I was like, can you believe this is what we're doing at work?
Ryland Adams
Yum. Oh, my God.
Lizzie
It's good. It's so good.
Ryland Adams
It's the best way to make a churro, I think.
Lizzie
And the reason I like thing I hate about a churro is how much cinnamon sugar there is. And this doesn't really have that cinnamon sugar, but you get all the elements I like.
Ryland Adams
Is it bedtime?
Lizzie
It's gonna be, yeah.
Ryland Adams
Dang.
Lizzie
Actually, I would like to get home a little early so I could take a nap before my children's bath at bedtime.
Ryland Adams
Damn, two naps.
Lizzie
I didn't really nap.
Ryland Adams
You're on a two nap schedule for me?
Lizzie
Yeah. See, me and my babies need lots of naps. It's hereditary. No, I. I didn't really close my eyes. I knew my nanny was coming and I was afraid the dogs were gonna bark when she came and the boys were napping. So I was laying there smelling myself, like, oh, I stink. I should get in the shower before I go. I did.
Ryland Adams
Mm. I showered too.
Lizzie
And I smell good now.
Ryland Adams
I don't smell bad, but I'm not like, good smelling. It's good. It's really good.
Lizzie
It's really good.
Ryland Adams
I take back all the nasty shit I said about Hugo's.
Lizzie
Are you gonna go home and tell Joe?
Ryland Adams
Yeah. The Mac and cheese, worth it. The pickles, worth it. The chicken sandwich, not so great.
Lizzie
It's fine.
Ryland Adams
But it's not actually.
Lizzie
I mean, it's not chick fil A.
Ryland Adams
No. I actually can't even handle the smell of the chicken. And I've been only eating chicken lately.
Lizzie
Really?
Ryland Adams
Yeah. But that's a pregnant girl thing. The deep fried cornbread I hate.
Lizzie
I probably wouldn't order it again, but I'm not mad that we ate it.
Ryland Adams
I would go back literally, for the pickles and the Mac and cheese. Oh, they are good sign.
Lizzie
Honestly. That's a pretty good combo, though. You get the Mac and cheese, you get the pickles, you get Billy something.
Ryland Adams
Nothing nutritionally valuable about either of those meals, which is a little unfortunate. Do you have more forks and knives here? Oh, are we still working?
Lizzie
No. Honestly, we can say bye now and just finish this ourselves.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God, it's so good.
Lizzie
I'm gonna turn the air on and we're gonna finish this. But thank you guys so much for watching today's episode of the Sip. Sorry it was two angles and not us together. Even though with us Together now. So I probably could have done that. Whatever. We tried our best. We're Chrysalis, and we tried our best. Chrisless, we'll see you again next week. We love you girls so much. Follow us.
Ryland Adams
Follow us. I did a really fun vlog this week.
Lizzie
What?
Ryland Adams
I did. Bubs had the best day ever. Which, actually, we decided it was his birthday, because we don't know his birthday.
Lizzie
I decided it was his birthday. And then you were like, you know what? It can be his birthday. Because I started telling everyone it was Bubs birthday, and she was like, it's not. Relax.
Ryland Adams
It is now.
Lizzie
Okay, we love you, girls. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the sip.
Shane Dawson
Okay, my postmate arrived.
Lizzie
Wow.
Shane Dawson
I am so excited. When I'm sick, all I look forward to is food. That's all I care about. Even if whatever my illness is makes me not able to eat, I will eat, because this is giving me happiness. All right, so first, I'm going to start with the fried chicken sandwich, which I've never had before. This is brand new. Oh, my God. Oh, here we go. Drag queen claps for that.
Lizzie
Wow.
Shane Dawson
Did you guys like this? I guess I should have asked Rylan what his opinion was on all of this. If they didn't like it, they were wrong. Next. I don't think they tried this because the whole thing was there with no bites taken out. But this is the vegan nachos, which are insane. I've had these before. Let me just really show you. Oh, my God. Not in focus. Well, just trust me. And then I dip it in the honey chipotle sauce.
Lizzie
Oh.
Shane Dawson
And then I dip in the ranch.
Ryland Adams
Oh.
Shane Dawson
Oh, here we go. Put on headphones. Users beware. The COVID just left for, like, two seconds. The COVID was like, I'll brb. I'm gonna leave you alone with this. And I was like, thank you, Covid. Wow, that's good. With a veggie patty. Now, it's funny because it's supposed to be healthy. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. Now, let me get into this Cuban wrap, which I don't think they took a bite of this either. So this is a spinach tortilla with goat cheese, grilled chicken, plantains, onions, and honey chipotle sauce. But don't worry, got a little extra there. Why is food so good? Why don't we talk about this enough? I mean, I'm sure we do. I know I do, but I'm just saying, like, food. She needs more praise. Give her her Flowers. Give her her edible flowers. Give her her croutons. Give me my croutons. Give me my dip. Give me my gravy boat of ranch. Hi, Cheesecake Factory. You heard me. It was a pretty good round one. I don't know if you guys need to see me eat everything else. I don't know what they did in my office today. I'm nervous. I'm sure they left it a mess. Just kidding. No, they clean up after themselves. Not my car. That's never happened, but my office. Hopefully they know to clean that up. What they talk about? That's a question I have. I listen to this sip every week, and I'll hear things and I'll say, huh. That's not how I remember it. Interesting. Interesting. Interesting how the narrative shifts. Interesting how memories don't quite match up to each other.
Ryland Adams
But that's okay.
Shane Dawson
We all have our own views of the world. Like, what movie did we see? We saw I Know what yout Did Last Summer. I'm curious to see what Ryland's review was for that. I think that's where I got Covid. I know what I did last summer. Got Covid. That's what I did this summer. The reboot. Hopefully you guys enjoyed having dinner with me. I enjoyed having dinner with you. It's better than being alone, which I've been all week. Do I think Rylan misses me? Yeah. Do I think I miss him more? Yeah. Did I say last night? I'm so sad. I miss you so much. And he said, enjoy yourself. And I said, I'm sorry, what? Enjoy myself? And he said, well, yeah, when I had Covid, I enjoyed the silence. I said, wow.
Ryland Adams
Wow.
Shane Dawson
The silence is deafening. Sweetie, it has gotten dark enough. Enjoy the rest of the sip.
Lizzie
Ew.
Podcast Summary: "Tasting Shane’s Favorite Food Combinations EVER!!!"
Title: Tasting Shane’s Favorite Food Combinations EVER!!!
Podcast: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Host/Author: Ryland Adams
Release Date: July 30, 2025
In this lively episode of "The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon," hosts Ryland Adams and co-host Lizze Gordon delve into a blend of personal anecdotes, relationship dynamics, parenting challenges, and, most notably, a mouth-watering exploration of Shane Dawson’s favorite food combinations. Joined by the occasional guest, including Shane Dawson himself towards the end, the duo engages in candid and uncensored conversations that resonate with their listeners’ daily lives and pop culture interests.
[00:00 - 04:00]
The episode kicks off with Lizze expressing her frustrations about being perceived as "out of touch," leading to toxic comments on their podcast. This segues into a discussion about relationship tensions, particularly focusing on disagreements with their husbands.
Lizzie: "That poor thing was alive."
Ryland Adams: "I would have killed him."
[01:54]
Lizze recounts a recent fight with her husband Joe over a large spider in their home, highlighting differing approaches to conflict resolution and animal welfare.
[04:00 - 10:00]
The conversation shifts to the impact of COVID-19 on their lives, detailing experiences with testing, isolation, and concerns about virus transmission within their households.
Lizzie: "We didn't buy strangers tickets at Katy Perry to get Covid."
Ryland Adams: "You can only get Zika virus from mosquitoes."
They discuss the precautions they've taken, the stress of quarantining, and the complexities of maintaining household safety while dealing with a contagious virus.
[10:00 - 29:00]
Ryland and Lizze address the toxicity in the comments section of their podcast compared to the more positive feedback on their individual vlogs. They reflect on the influence of creators and the responsibility of maintaining a positive online environment.
Lizzie: "The SIP comments are toxic."
Ryland Adams: "My vlog comments are so great, which is very interesting."
[28:57]
This segment explores the disparity between their podcast's reception and their solo online endeavors, prompting introspection on how to foster healthier online interactions.
[29:00 - 45:00]
A significant portion of the episode is dedicated to parenting, where Lizze shares strategies for managing her children's tantrums and establishing boundaries. The hosts discuss the "terrible twos," setting guidelines, and the joys and challenges of raising young children.
Lizzie: "I've been trying to do just disassociate. I'm not... but it still, like, bothers me sometimes."
Ryland Adams: "Billy gets so dramatic when we..."
[15:02]
They delve into practical tips for parents, emphasizing patience, consistency, and the importance of supporting each other in a co-parenting environment.
[29:00 - 46:00]
Lizze opens up about her attempts to gain traction on TikTok, sharing her frustrations with the platform's short-form content standards and her struggle to reach her desired audience. Ryland offers support, encouraging her to remain authentic despite challenges.
Lizzie: "It's just because I'm out of touch... I think I'm not a TikTok star."
Ryland Adams: "You literally have a crazy TikTok presence. You just don't work it."
[35:07]
This discussion highlights the pressure creators face to adapt to evolving social media trends while maintaining their unique voice.
[25:00 - 37:00]
Ryland shares a troubling experience of her Tesla being broken into, detailing how personal items like diaper bags and baby shoes were stolen. They contemplate the security measures of Teslas and the possibility of sophisticated hacks.
Ryland Adams: "They just took all of my baby stuff. They took my diaper bags and my breast pump."
Lizzie: "That's enraging."
[25:57]
Concurrently, they discuss similar incidents involving their nannies' cars, raising concerns about neighborhood safety and the well-being of their families.
[37:00 - 45:00]
The hosts navigate the logistics and emotional aspects of organizing baby showers and sprinkles amidst their busy lives. Differing organizational styles between Lizze and Ryland spark a lighthearted debate on best practices.
Lizzie: "My thought process is there is a database with everyone's information..."
Ryland Adams: "I'll send you... I'll send you."
[40:08]
Their banter underscores the balancing act of personal responsibilities and maintaining harmony in their relationships.
[45:00 - 66:00]
A highlight of the episode is the taste-testing segment featuring Shane Dawson’s favorite food combinations from Hugo’s, a local Studio City restaurant. Ryland and Lizze engage in a lively mukbang, sharing their honest opinions on various dishes like fried chicken sandwiches, vegan nachos, and honey chipotle sauce.
Lizzie: "Shane always does sauce, right."
Ryland Adams: "He loves that."
[59:26]
Their reactions range from delight to playful disdain, providing listeners with both humorous and relatable content about food preferences and culinary adventures.
[66:00 - 78:39]
Towards the end of the episode, Shane Dawson joins in to share his side of the meal experience. He humorously recounts his own tastes and interactions with the food, adding another layer of camaraderie and entertainment to the podcast.
Shane Dawson: "I miss you so much."
Ryland Adams: "Wow."
[78:32]
Shane’s participation bridges the conversation between the hosts and their listeners, enriching the episode with personal anecdotes and behind-the-scenes insights.
Lizzie on Relationship Conflict: "The thing is like Shane and I got in a fight the other day because there was a spider in the house and it was so big."
[01:44]
Ryland on Toxic Comments: "I don't think it's us. I think we're protected by a higher power."
[29:29]
Lizzie on Parenting: "I'm trying to disassociate while I'm practicing setting boundaries."
[15:11]
Ryland on TikTok Presence: "You literally have a crazy TikTok presence. You just don't work it."
[35:07]
Shane Dawson on Favorite Food: "Shane always does sauce, right."
[59:26]
In this episode of "The Sip," Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon weave through an array of topics that range from personal relationship challenges and parenting woes to navigating the complexities of social media fame and enjoying culinary delights with Shane Dawson. Their open and humorous dialogue not only entertains but also offers listeners relatable insights into balancing personal lives, maintaining relationships, and embracing the joy of shared experiences. The episode concludes with a warm farewell, leaving listeners eagerly anticipating the next installment filled with more unfiltered conversations and engaging content.
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