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Ryland Adams
If there's something about Lizzie, it's that she's not afraid of karma.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, I guess shit talking a baby is rude.
Ryland Adams
Oh my God. Girls like a penis pic, right?
Lizzie Gordon
Having two under two is a little bit like our ages teen pregnancy.
Ryland Adams
Does the second pregnancy justify a shower?
Spencer
Hey guys, I'm Spencer and My birthday is August 21st.
Shane
I'm Shane. I'm gonna give Chris ringworm tonight.
Lizzie Gordon
You're aging rapidly. Your body can't handle this. I know, I.
Ryland Adams
You're dropping too many hot bits of information to not be rolling Elizabeth while Chris is here.
Lizzie Gordon
Should we just tell him that?
Ryland Adams
What?
Lizzie Gordon
So we don't have to have a third angle. What the.
Ryland Adams
Oh, he doesn't know?
Lizzie Gordon
No, he doesn't know.
Ryland Adams
Oh my God, don't put that on. Well why shouldn't he?
Lizzie Gordon
Just come back over here.
Ryland Adams
Okay. Chris, get over here.
Lizzie Gordon
Wasn't. Isn't that easier?
Ryland Adams
Just get over here. Chris.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm working smarter, not harder.
Ryland Adams
Just get over here. Chris. Oh no.
Lizzie Gordon
Chris, did you wipe off your lip gloss? Because I made you.
Ryland Adams
Oh my gosh, she made you. No, Chris. I'm always walking around like a fucking glazed donut.
Lizzie Gordon
Chris, it's important, important that you lather your lips, girl.
Spencer
They're really chapped.
Ryland Adams
But right before. Well we know, and I don't want to mention the P word but we were going through Chris's camera roll. He let us.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
And he had photos of his chapped lips. And Lizzie goes, what the fuck is this? I thought he was like extreme close.
Lizzie Gordon
Ups of his chapped lips.
Ryland Adams
I was so close that I was like, have you been fucking a pussy? Because it was like a very like vagene. They were vaginal lips, a close up angle and we were like, what is them labias? What is this doing, Chris? He goes, oh, I just sent my chap lips to my doctor.
Lizzie Gordon
Chris is sexting his doctor.
Ryland Adams
What does your doctor diagnosed that as? Just chapped lip syndrome.
Spencer
No, he was saying I might have like a fungal thing in my lips.
Lizzie Gordon
Girl, me too.
Ryland Adams
Get away with that. We don't need your lip fungal. Unless you want to get my ringworm contagious like that.
Lizzie Gordon
How is it contagious like that? In what way is it contagious?
Spencer
That I don't know.
Lizzie Gordon
This is so funny. I was in my mom chat this morning and we were talking about the fungus on my forehead and how when I put an antifungal on it, it enraged it and it bled. Do you see?
Ryland Adams
What is it?
Lizzie Gordon
I guessing it's fungus. I don't know, I'm not.
Ryland Adams
It looks like. It looks like it has a point, though.
Lizzie Gordon
Okay, tell me, cuz I scratched it.
Ryland Adams
Wait. Unless we had a third microphone and then he could just awkwardly sit there.
Lizzie Gordon
Do you want to hand him your microphone?
Ryland Adams
Hello.
Lizzie Gordon
Chris. I'm having a little boy, you know for sure. Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Lizzie Gordon
Sloppy Russ is a Russ. Oh, my God.
Ryland Adams
We're wearing blue.
Lizzie Gordon
We didn't even plan this. No. Congratulations. Thank you. Oh, yeah, there's a pretty cute little gender reveal over on my channel right now if you guys want to go check it out. I know you hate when I plug my own channel. It's crazy.
Ryland Adams
It's only the sip, by the way. Like, the sip. Whatever. I'm not saying. Are we allowed to.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, we don't have a name.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
We're calling him Sloppy Rust.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, they're just. Yeah. Sloppy Rust is what they've been calling him.
Lizzie Gordon
Thank you. Two little guys.
Ryland Adams
I was like, we could wait until Chris has an A.
Chris
But no, we're gonna talk about the gender, obviously.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. Well, that's why I was like, I don't wanna.
Ryland Adams
Right? No, no, no.
Lizzie Gordon
Because now we have this thing and now I can see it later when I watch this because I couldn't really turn all the way. Wow.
Ryland Adams
Elizabeth is having a boy. I'll just say I was right from the jump. I'll just, you know, not to toot my own horn or anything. Although in the final hour, I was just starting to think, you know, I do think Lizzie's gonna get, like, the full. The family. I think she's gonna have the boy, the girl. Just because, I don't know, you were, like, giving off that you. You were pregnant with a girl so hard.
Lizzie Gordon
I, in my heart of hearts, knew I was pregnant with a girl. But then the weirdest thing was I couldn't bring myself to buy any girl clothes. But I did end up buying one.
Ryland Adams
Little boy outfit before the reveal.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Chris
You never even told me about that.
Lizzie Gordon
I know, but I was like, oh, if it's a girl, she can wear this too. Which is the same thing. When I was buying clothes for Billy, before I knew his gender, I was just buying clothes and I was like, oh, if it's a girl, she can wear this too. But it was like, those were all boy clothes. I, in my heart of hearts, I was like, it's a girl.
Ryland Adams
And that's. She was so convinced that I wore a tight little gay pink shirt that's like three sizes too small. I just have to accept that I'm a bigger size now. I don't. Or maybe I'll do girls.
Lizzie Gordon
I donated all my clothes this last week.
Ryland Adams
And then Lizzie's at her fucking swim lesson sending me videos of this ripped dad, and I'm like, super ripped.
Chris
Oh, God.
Ryland Adams
It made nothing. Made me feel more fat. This man is, like, just walked out.
Chris
Of a men's health catalog.
Ryland Adams
The dude is.
Lizzie Gordon
He's a personal trainer.
Ryland Adams
Oh, that's going on.
Lizzie Gordon
Sorry. I think your phone's vibrating me.
Ryland Adams
What do you think they want from me?
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know. It felt like a call, though.
Ryland Adams
Oh, no, it's just an email. I don't know.
Lizzie Gordon
Crazy.
Ryland Adams
What is that? Oh, he's a personal trainer.
Lizzie Gordon
He's a personal trainer.
Ryland Adams
That's annoying. He shouldn't be sending me pictures of shirtless personal trainers. It's like the fast track to making me feel like shit about myself.
Lizzie Gordon
No, it's like, what? But this is one of the funniest things. My husband does not float. He says that.
Ryland Adams
I'm like, does anyone? If they're not on their back, Like, I don't just like jumping on his.
Lizzie Gordon
Joe on his back sinks to the bottom of a.
Ryland Adams
No, you said turn to your back. And he just thinks, I need proof.
Lizzie Gordon
I'll show you. He'll come over and he'll get in your pool. He wouldn't do it at the 24 Hour Fitness. But what's so funny is we've never known another person who also sinks. That dad sinks. He also doesn't float. I was like, what? I was like, what are the odds that you guys meet at fucking swim class?
Ryland Adams
But how would somebody even discover something like that? You know what I'm saying?
Lizzie Gordon
I mean, when you're a little kid, they're like, get on your back and float, and you just don't. And I was thinking about that with Billy because they. They do the thing where they bring them under and then they flip them on their backs and then they float. Billy's little butt's sinking, and they're like, it's just because he's arching his back. I was like, his dad doesn't float.
Ryland Adams
I feel like I'm just.
Lizzie Gordon
And that's how it came up. He goes, I don't float either. I was like, what?
Ryland Adams
So no one floats. I feel like you have to put a little effort into floating.
Lizzie Gordon
No, Joe sinks.
Ryland Adams
I just. I don't believe. Okay, okay, fine.
Lizzie Gordon
We'll come over. I'll throw his ass in the pool.
Ryland Adams
Joe and I are friends now, and so it's Fine. Whatever. Whatever you want to claim about him is fine. Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
Do you want to tell them about your hug?
Ryland Adams
Actually, Chris encountered it. And Joe, we're friends now, so don't take anything I say prior to us becoming friends as an attack, okay?
Lizzie Gordon
Okay, me too.
Ryland Adams
Joe. What?
Lizzie Gordon
We're also friends now. Joe, anything I've said about you prior to this as an attack, I love you.
Ryland Adams
What you say about your husband is your own problem.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes, it is. Wait, no.
Ryland Adams
But Joe has been very sweet and he's been helping us out with lighting for the new studio space because we don't want it to be on the ground. We want it to be out of the way. And so he came over to collaborate with Chris and my husband. And I purposely was like, if I'm.
Chris
Being honest, I couldn't be there right from the jump.
Lizzie Gordon
No, I don't think you can handle it.
Ryland Adams
So I was like, you know what? I'm gonna make like an entrance a little while later, like, try to make a good impression with Joe, because I know if it's not a good impression, it's gonna get back to Lizzie. And then I'm never gon to hear the end of it because I'm still hearing about Thanksgiving from two years ago.
Chris
When I ran into him at Bristol.
Ryland Adams
Farms and I gave him a hug and have never heard the end of it. It's like I went out of my way to set the four boxes of pre made food down to give this man a hug and it just wasn't enough. I'm sorry, Joe, we're friends, but I really got dragged to hell for, like, not having that be as gracious as it needed to be. So going into this, there's already built up fear, there's anxiety that's driven by past experiences. You know what I'm saying?
Lizzie Gordon
I get it. And so you've done wrong and you're not willing to admit it.
Ryland Adams
Liz's already sending my, like, she's sending texts. She's like, you better give him a warm hug. You better embrace him nicely. You better ask inquisitive questions.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't think I said anything about questions. I just said I was making fun of you about the hug.
Ryland Adams
You just said you make sure you give him a hug. And so I go out of my way the second I see him to give him a hug. And everyone in the room's like, oh, you're giving him a hug. You hate hugs. And I was like, shut up, you guys, shut up. Like, yeah, I'm not a hugger, but Lizzie Instructed me to hug her husband. Like, a little too close to the sun, where I might. Like, our dicks might touch.
Lizzie Gordon
They should have. Did they?
Ryland Adams
And then everyone's just, like, calling it out. Riley doesn't hug. Why is he hugging you? This is so weird. And I was like, I don't hug, but I'm trying to, like, be just cool. And then he goes, did you say it like that Chris was there?
Lizzie Gordon
What did he say?
Ryland Adams
And then I go, he actually, like, cut the tension and was like, my wife isn't a hugger either. You guys are perfect for each other. And I see Joe's a sweet joy. Good job.
Lizzie Gordon
Joe came home and I was like, was he warm and not cold, like when you ran him to a Bristol Farms? And Joe kind of walked back to Bristol farm saying, he's like, he was just clearly busy on Thanksgiving. Like, he wasn't like, he was cold.
Ryland Adams
What?
Lizzie Gordon
I know. Oh, isn't that nice?
Ryland Adams
I was already trying to do damage control.
Lizzie Gordon
Don't you feel gasped?
Ryland Adams
Report back to Lizzie after Aria. I was like, maybe I should have asked him because I now know the gender. I should have been like, are you lit on the gender? Like, I was like, I didn't ask enough questions. I'm sorry, Lizzie. And then he gave me a good report card and walked back. Thanksgiving two years ago.
Lizzie Gordon
So you guys are like, lovers.
Ryland Adams
And then we saw each other again yesterday, though you didn't hug? Well, no. Now he knows I'm not a hugger.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know.
Ryland Adams
Was he talking shit on the way home when we.
Lizzie Gordon
He got in the car? He's like, it was so weird. Like, Rylan was really nice last time, and then this time it's like, he was busy again, like, emotionally busy and not available to me.
Ryland Adams
It's been twice with Joe in one week, and he's probably coming over again once more. And I think we're friends now.
Lizzie Gordon
I think it's hard not to be friends with Joe, to be honest.
Ryland Adams
He's a cool guy.
Lizzie Gordon
He's very sweet and he's funny and he's a good. And he wants to chat.
Ryland Adams
You're not wrong when you call your baby and Joe. Good times guys. Yeah, they very much so are like, they're. They're just down to experience the moment. They're down to engage in whatever and whoever is around. And if I'm being honest, I'm not like that. No, I'm not a good time.
Lizzie Gordon
No, we know I'm a high strung.
Ryland Adams
Stressed out, scheduled fun kind of guy.
Lizzie Gordon
Well. But you also don't like a schedule, which makes it really hard.
Ryland Adams
Exactly. I'm a complicated person.
Lizzie Gordon
He's a guy that needs a schedule but hates to schedule it.
Ryland Adams
Exactly.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
That's why I need some help. Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
Like mental. Like medical. Mental health.
Ryland Adams
That might be professional, but I just like more manpower, you know? Yeah, more manpower. Help would actually be. Or women, power, whatever.
Lizzie Gordon
It sounds like you need a woman, I think.
Ryland Adams
God bless my. Yes, I need a woman.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
A man can't do what I need done.
Lizzie Gordon
You need a woman.
Ryland Adams
I just. It needs to be a woman.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. No man could organize and run the way you need to organize.
Ryland Adams
Like, I need somebody that's more efficient than me. And I'm. I would say I'm very efficient.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes.
Ryland Adams
When it comes to running a household.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes, very much. I would think. I think you're efficient as you don't even eat. You're like, I'm gonna have this oatmeal. That's done efficiently managed breakfast.
Ryland Adams
Did you taste it? Didn't matter.
Lizzie Gordon
Left a little bit on my desk for the cat. Moving on.
Ryland Adams
Exactly.
Lizzie Gordon
What's lunch? This banana.
Ryland Adams
Lizzie started texting me slander about Joe this morning, and I was like, not my friend. Take this as somewhere else.
Lizzie Gordon
Wait, did I?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, you. You literally don't remember that? No, I. I can't scroll up.
Lizzie Gordon
What was my slander?
Ryland Adams
You started, like, talking. I wasn't. Okay, you want me to look?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, Entertain the class.
Ryland Adams
No, we don't need to.
Lizzie Gordon
No, no, we're both going to look. No, let's just both look.
Ryland Adams
Why didn't it tell me I was getting.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, I was getting a call.
Ryland Adams
He says appointment.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, I don't think I was talking about.
Ryland Adams
It was to confirm my eye appointment.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, and now you just don't have one.
Ryland Adams
Wait. Oh, yeah, wait, Are you kidding me?
Lizzie Gordon
What?
Ryland Adams
Where do we go from here? Because I. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, this is the Sips chat. Oh, my gosh. Could somebody entertain them? Chris.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, no. Chris, tell them. Chris, tell them. Tell them about your dick.
Ryland Adams
What are you doing this weekend? There were stories galore. Where were you?
Spencer
Oh, I went to, like, a truck show called Summer Nights and there were. Yeah, there was like. There was a few lowriders, but mainly trucks and, like, everyone was bumping music and there were, like, bands and there was, like. It was very. It was like, a lot. It was very fun. It was just a good time. But I also met Joe that day. Oh, I was telling you before we filmed.
Lizzie Gordon
Did you hug?
Spencer
I think I love Joe, did you hug?
Ryland Adams
Did you hug? You did hug.
Spencer
No, I didn't hug. If that felt too much.
Ryland Adams
You're not getting a good. I'm not that close yet.
Lizzie Gordon
He did say you seemed a little breezy.
Ryland Adams
No.
Lizzie Gordon
I thought we had such a nice interaction. He said it was like someone left a window open on a cold day.
Ryland Adams
No, that's why you make up what Joe says about other people. Like, I know. That was obviously made up. I'm starting to think the whole Thanksgiving thing was completely fabricated by, you know.
Lizzie Gordon
The Thanksgiving thing was real. It's just like how Joe was like, I love this couch. And for a second we were like, let's get this couch to sleep on in our room. Fuck a bed. And now he's like. And then he was like, I'd never liked his couch. I literally never liked this couch. It's like, girl, we both slept on that couch for six months. What are you talking about?
Ryland Adams
Does he like the new couch?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, everyone loves the new couch. But, like, cut to Joe in three months being like, I didn't want this couch.
Ryland Adams
I literally can't find. Oh, here, I found it. Oh, I was talking about being fake performative, like your husband.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. So you were actually talking about my husband?
Ryland Adams
I said.
Lizzie Gordon
I said, crazy.
Ryland Adams
I said, I'm just gonna barf performatively. And she said, who are you? My husband? And I said, hey, he's my friend. Be nice to him.
Lizzie Gordon
No, there were three. Well, you were saying, let me literally making what do you want from my husband?
Ryland Adams
Non stop me. I was making fun of your husband.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. If you scroll up more, you were doing a whole bit.
Ryland Adams
Wait, was I?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Spencer
Wait, was that.
Ryland Adams
No, I just said, my knee is up and I now feel fat after the ripped dad you sent me.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Should I complain about that, or were.
Lizzie Gordon
You making fun of Joe when Joe said his knee was up?
Ryland Adams
These are convenient coincidences.
Lizzie Gordon
They are. Is your knee okay?
Ryland Adams
My knee's up.
Lizzie Gordon
Are you lying for Cameron?
Ryland Adams
I'm not. I'm not. And I'm honestly scared about it because my mom's been having all these knee issues and got a knee replacement. And so now I'm like, oh, my God, is this happening to me at 34? Is my knee going? And now I'm thinking it's because all these Instagram posts I see are like, you age dramatically at three different points in your life. The first one being 34. And I'm like, is my knee going the first thing that marks me aging dramatically at 34 years old?
Lizzie Gordon
Jesus.
Ryland Adams
You don't see those all over the place.
Lizzie Gordon
No, I don't look for things like that.
Ryland Adams
You age dramatically. Three different ages in your life.
Lizzie Gordon
Your algorithm sucks.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, no, I was in Colorado, like jumping in and out of that pod, loading things.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
And I was carrying a heavy thing while like trying to navigate my way out of the pod. And there was like a crack on my knee and it just hasn't really gone back to normal. And then I was at yoga about a week later. And then there was another little crack while I was in like a one girl define crack. Just like snaps. And so I'm like, I'm hoping it's not a knee issue. I'm hoping I just like pulled a muscle around there.
Lizzie Gordon
I hate.
Ryland Adams
But it's constant dull pain. And then when I'm walking, it's awful. And I'm like, I'm only 34. Help. Somebody help me. It's just a 34 year old dad that wants to walk around Calabasas with Lizzie and Billy and Sloppy Russ.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. And your children.
Ryland Adams
What?
Lizzie Gordon
We'll also walk with your children.
Ryland Adams
Did I not include them?
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, I don't think so.
Ryland Adams
Well, I thought it was implied when I said I'm just a dad.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, they're implied.
Ryland Adams
We had a really cute day date yesterday. The girls just mingled around Calabasas. Hit your local La La land. We got some quissance, fed our babies in the stroller while we're like doing our hot mom gossip period. Everyone was staring at our babies. We're like, yeah, we know. We're hot parents. We are. The hot moms from Utah did take.
Lizzie Gordon
A picture of us and I look so sad.
Ryland Adams
It's dark. You were like, only Wells captivated or in captive at Sea World have that set of eyes.
Lizzie Gordon
They're true.
Ryland Adams
And she put them back to back and it's like hers might even be sadder.
Lizzie Gordon
Like it's sad.
Ryland Adams
It's just dark times for Elizabeth Gordon.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm just really physically depleting.
Ryland Adams
And it sounds like mentally. It seems like it's like hit.
Lizzie Gordon
No, no, I'm mentally sharp. No, I'm sharp as attack.
Ryland Adams
The sharp depression hit.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, yeah, I got depressed. I forgot about the depression.
Ryland Adams
So I was right. We just needed to get out and have a mommy day.
Lizzie Gordon
We just needed to have a little mommy. I was telling Joe on the way home, I was like, you know, I just like being with Rye because no matter what, we can just kind of sit quiet near each other and still have a good time and giggle every 12 minutes.
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Ryland Adams
We did have fun. The babies were just like roaming free like free range chickens. We're just like, you guys will be fine. While we're just like talking and chatting and having fun while our husbands are in the other room setting up.
Lizzie Gordon
Billy started trying to help set up lights, but then I realized he wasn't helping. He just found some leaves he could eat in the box.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, and my boys were trying to stand on the couch wishing death upon themselves. And I'm like, we don't stand on couches. We sit or we crawl on couches. I've set a boundary and you need to respect it.
Lizzie Gordon
It's crazy the way he talks to them. He really says to them, I've set a boundary and you need to respect it. There are two.
Ryland Adams
They know though. They know and they testify.
Lizzie Gordon
You also told one of them, like, don't fuck with me.
Ryland Adams
I shouldn't have used the f wor. But there's a start, There's a sharp stair. There's like a one step and it's like a sharp corner because it's a wood floor. And they were like addicted to making the step. And I was just like, I don't want you doing that step without me. So I was like, you don't do that step without me. And they understand. I know they're only.
Lizzie Gordon
No, they understand, but they understand.
Ryland Adams
Like, Lizzy was like, are you guys doing something crazy over there? And I was like, flicks around the corner.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, because I couldn't see them. And I was like, guys, come back over here where I can see you. And I go around there. And like, they looked sneaky as hell. And I was like, are you guys being sneaky? And Max goes. And I was like, that seemed like a yes no to me, you sneaky fuck. And he was like. And then he started locking jet in Ryland's. Office.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. He was just closing the door on Jet. Yeah. I mean, it's very fun. I will say they test me more than most people. Like, if you were to set a boundary with them, they would listen, period. But because it's me, they're like, how far can we push dad? We can push him far. We could get away with this. But I do think. I don't know, like, a lot of people were laughing at me when I was comparing, like, children and dogs. But it's like, if you're not, like, firm out the gates with potty training, your dog's gonna piss and shit all over your floor.
Lizzie Gordon
Hard facts.
Ryland Adams
So I need to set hard boundaries now in a firm. But nice. I mean, when I said, fuck, that wasn't nice. Did you have to out me on that one?
Lizzie Gordon
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
Ryland Adams
It was in a place.
Lizzie Gordon
Cut that out. Cut that out.
Ryland Adams
No, don't cut it out.
Spencer
Whatever.
Lizzie Gordon
I swear at Billy all the time. I called him the C word the first time he bit my nipple. And Joe was like, what? He just bit my nipple. We're at Mommy and Me, and he bit my nipple. I was like, oh, you little. Someone, like, looked at me and I was like, I love him this little bit.
Ryland Adams
Oh. So the gender reveal, I feel like we skipped right past it.
Lizzie Gordon
I mean, what does it say?
Ryland Adams
Lizzie comes over, and I was like, no, like, okay, we're eating lunch because we were starving. And it was right before we were gonna do the gender reveal. Lizzie's already telling everyone in my life but me the gender because she's not able to do a reveal with them. Like, my sister, different state. So she's like, do you want to know the gender? Before Rylan knows the gender, she's doing that to everyone we know and then.
Lizzie Gordon
Including the person who manages our sponsorship texted her. I said, do you want to know the gender? Before Raelyn? She was, oh, my God, yeah. I said, here it is.
Ryland Adams
And so we're sitting and we're eating, and then Lizzie texts it to Shane. And I was like, no, I wanted Shane to be a part of.
Lizzie Gordon
I whispered it to him. Well, because I thought he wasn't coming. And I did get him a smoke bomb, too. But it's a good thing we didn't. We didn't include Shane because he saved the whole day.
Ryland Adams
That's what I was getting to, because I was like, lizzy, are you sure that the smoke bomb doesn't reveal the gender anywhere on the smoke bomb? She's like, of course. I'm not stupid. I checked multiple times. It's nowhere.
Lizzie Gordon
It's right on it. It's right this little park where we're screams don't let. Close your eyes, close your eyes. I'm like, no, no, no, it's fine. You can't tell. Shane's like, no, you can tell. Close your eyes. And Shane's using his dad voice with me. Like Shane set a boundary with me about my own dumb ass. I was like watching the footage back and you can just hear the serious, no, no, no. Close your eyes, close your eyes.
Ryland Adams
And I'm sitting there kneeling in my two tied of a pink shirt has ever left.
Lizzie Gordon
He's like, let me get on my knees.
Ryland Adams
Well, because we were opening the box like, I wish, I wish you would have been like, just stand.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know.
Ryland Adams
Now I look like an F word on your channel.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know that I internalized how gay it was that you got to.
Ryland Adams
It was really like that. And then I was just so shook. I was like, four boys between the.
Lizzie Gordon
Two of us, we have four boys.
Chris
Wow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, it's so exciting.
Lizzie Gordon
That's a direct quote. I'm so lit. It feels good. And then honestly, immediately after I was like, am I in a silly goofy mood? Was that rage just me all along? Do I have the rage of my ancestor females inside of me? Are we all mothers? So it looks like Sloppy Russ is just gonna be a silly goofy guy.
Ryland Adams
Well, you manifested it by calling him Sloppy Russ from the jump.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, do you remember we were like in your kitchen and I was like, I bet it's a boy. Like years before I was even pregnant again, even though I haven't not been.
Ryland Adams
Pregnant, Shane had this weird theory that redheaded women always have boys.
Lizzie Gordon
Shane did say that, and I think that's because he has a red headed mother and they and a brother.
Ryland Adams
So it's from his own personal experience. Yeah, it's not effects he hasn't pulled the world.
Lizzie Gordon
I mean, look at Ginny Weasley. Who, like she's a girl, she has a red headed mother. Ginny Weasley.
Ryland Adams
Are you guys redheaded moms to girls? Let us know.
Lizzie Gordon
Look at Felicity, the American girl doll. She came from a redheaded mother, I'm sure.
Ryland Adams
Okay, so you and Joe went on your first date. You guys are sparking up your romantic world again.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes, Joe and I went on our first date since having a child.
Ryland Adams
Are you kidding? Kidding me?
Lizzie Gordon
No, I'm being scared.
Ryland Adams
I passed out because I couldn't believe it.
Lizzie Gordon
We went to the west side, which Is super not like me.
Ryland Adams
Why was this the first time?
Lizzie Gordon
Because we haven't been comfortable leaving the baby with anybody.
Ryland Adams
Once he goes to sleep though. Yeah, nobody can. You don't.
Lizzie Gordon
What the am I gonna do at 8 o' clock at night?
Ryland Adams
Go to dinner?
Lizzie Gordon
No, it's bedtime. I eat dinner at 5. I'm sleepy as hell. Going out at 8pm you crazy?
Ryland Adams
I get it.
Lizzie Gordon
Waking up at 6:45.
Ryland Adams
I know when Shane suggests like we should do a date night and a Monday, I'm like, do you know what my Mondays are like? She was like, when do you want to go on a date? Never.
Lizzie Gordon
Literally never. Like, what are we supposed to do? What are we supposed to do? You tell me. I wake up at 3am to pump.
Ryland Adams
And then 6:45 comes quick.
Lizzie Gordon
Really quick. Especially when you have pregnancy insomnia and you can't go back to bed. And you're just up late at night reading books about Revolutionary War midwives for the Chugger Book Club plug.
Ryland Adams
That's what you guys are reading?
Lizzie Gordon
Yes.
Ryland Adams
That's sick. It's a good but okay. So the first date you went on two back. You felt so confident after the first one. You went on another one the very next day.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes. Listen, we have a great nanny. She loves our dogs, she loves our baby. I feel very safe with her. So we went to the west side and we got seafood. I got a two pound lobster and I put that back and I had an extra side of butter and I put that back as well.
Ryland Adams
I don't even like lobster and you're making it sound appealing.
Lizzie Gordon
I could fuck one up right now. Oh my God. Should we go to that seafood restaurant by Digby's is.
Ryland Adams
Oh, the Kingfish Grill.
Spencer
Oh, I love that place.
Ryland Adams
I've never been, but that patio does look cute.
Lizzie Gordon
I think we should go there.
Ryland Adams
Do you think there's still a twister outside?
Lizzie Gordon
We can check if they're. When I got here, there was debris in the air.
Ryland Adams
It was.
Lizzie Gordon
It was weird weather.
Ryland Adams
It's like 70 and sunny, but then there's like a weird twister cloud with like debris flying around.
Lizzie Gordon
And one thing about me is my godmother was in the original twister and I know twisters because of that.
Ryland Adams
Did she tell you any hot tidbits about filming it?
Lizzie Gordon
I think she got injured.
Ryland Adams
Oh yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
And they had to halt production for the injury.
Ryland Adams
Her knee hurt too.
Lizzie Gordon
She does have a hurt knee. Oh my God. Was she 34 when it all happened?
Ryland Adams
The first of three dramatic age point, aging points in your Life.
Lizzie Gordon
Google that right now. Google how old Helen Hunt was when Twister came out. Or when she filmed Twister.
Ryland Adams
No, that will make me so sad. If it's because she's like, well, then I'll just feel like I haven't accomplished anything. She was like, in the biggest movie ever. And I'm just here on a podcast couch with me. I mean, we're fabulous. We are.
Lizzie Gordon
Look at us. We're matching. We have 12 kids between the two of us.
Ryland Adams
Crazy. Because for your gender reveal, she was 34.
Lizzie Gordon
No, Chris's face.
Spencer
She was 32.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh.
Ryland Adams
But when it came out. Yeah.
Spencer
Oh, I don't know if it was filler. I came out.
Lizzie Gordon
But still.
Spencer
That's so close.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. Wow. Crazy. She. How about that little stroke?
Ryland Adams
I just had to cut that out.
Lizzie Gordon
Why? Was it cold?
Ryland Adams
Lizzy. If there's something about Lizzy, it's that she's not afraid of karma. Like, I don't. I don't say bad things about people. Not because I'm not thinking them, but because I don't want it to not come back around to me.
Lizzie Gordon
I think you thinking it at all provides for the negative karma. So why not just. Just speak it?
Ryland Adams
And that's why we have a successful podcast.
Lizzie Gordon
Right?
Ryland Adams
Because one of us.
Lizzie Gordon
And are my children not beautiful? Watch sloppy come out.
Ryland Adams
Well, that's what I mean. Like, she was just fine while pregnant with the baby. Talking about everyone else's baby's hair.
Lizzie Gordon
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ryland Adams
I mean, anyone with bad hair.
Lizzie Gordon
No, it was one baby.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, but if you saw any.
Lizzie Gordon
There was one baby who had bad, bad hair.
Ryland Adams
And you would just rip on him.
Lizzie Gordon
I wasn't ripping on him. I just called him bad hair baby. And I'd be like, look at this baby.
Ryland Adams
The amount of times you would show.
Lizzie Gordon
Me story shocking how bad that baby's hair was. And there's no need for bad hair like that.
Ryland Adams
But you're pregnant with a baby, so it's like, I just can't take that kind.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, I had a plan. If my baby had bad hair like that, I would have shaved his head.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
That was crazy. Bad hair. The dude had a scullet.
Ryland Adams
Are you.
Lizzie Gordon
The dude had like, literally like 3 inch long hair around the sides of his head and nothing on the top and looked crazy. And they let him live his life like that for a majority of the first year.
Ryland Adams
Can you just tell me something? Something?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Are you. Is there a line anywhere that you think. And I'm not saying, I'm saying in regards to karma, like, is There something you won't say because you're fearful that it will hit you back?
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know that. My thing with karma is that I'm scared I'm gonna get hit back with something. I think it's more of an actions thing, like I'm never gonna be. Well, I guess talking a baby is rude. So I'm a little confused. Darn it all. Honestly, my lines blur like I'll never.
Chris
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Ryland Adams
Okay, your second date with your husband.
Lizzie Gordon
We went to the mall.
Ryland Adams
The date was the mall.
Lizzie Gordon
We went to the mall.
Ryland Adams
I guess mine's furniture shopping.
Lizzie Gordon
We bumped into a really cute girl who listens to the podcast and I want to say our audience is really hot.
Ryland Adams
Well, of course.
Lizzie Gordon
Like I'm like now. Two times people have approached. One time was at Disney and one time was at the mall.
Chris
And both times you've only been recognized twice.
Lizzie Gordon
You know this.
Ryland Adams
No, I'm kidding. You get recognized all the time.
Lizzie Gordon
I tell you every time.
Ryland Adams
No, even when I'm out with you, you're getting recognized.
Lizzie Gordon
It's not twice you're getting recognized anyway. Hot. Yeah, these are hot, functioning women. And I have to say I'm supposed to dysfunctional, ugly women.
Ryland Adams
It's okay.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm Just kidding. I just said it. Cause it was the opposite. I'll take a dysfunctional, ugly woman too. I love all women.
Ryland Adams
We don't have them here, so it doesn't matter. Nobody can be offended. They're not here.
Lizzie Gordon
Experts might call me an ugly, dysfunctional woman. And honestly, that's okay. That's okay.
Ryland Adams
Okay. And what, did you guys go to the mall for those New Balances?
Lizzie Gordon
No.
Ryland Adams
For what then?
Lizzie Gordon
No.
Ryland Adams
And what mall did you go to? Santa Monica. Again? Lizzie talks so much shit about Santa Monica, and then the first time she leaves her house, she goes to Santa Monica, and I'm like, I thought we hated Santa Monica.
Lizzie Gordon
It was such a nice trip, though. There's like an ocean breeze. It was like 100 degrees in the valley. We went down to the west side. It was hot. The ter.
Ryland Adams
Say the Billy pulled an entire little.
Chris
Oh.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, Rylan can't read. I was talking to Joe about ad reads on the podcast, and he's like, is there you guys? I was like, yeah, cuz Rylan can't read.
Ryland Adams
Says the woman who's never done an ad read for our podcast. Your honor, you said, I could, I could.
Lizzie Gordon
I'll do. I'll do it. I'll do it. I'll do it.
Ryland Adams
Okay, but can you do it? You have been doing them for your vlog channel now. But I went, the one time I let you do it, it was like a five minute clip, and you realize they need to be cut down to, like, a minute.
Lizzie Gordon
I didn't realize that you got to tell me these things.
Ryland Adams
Well, it's like, if you record this.
Lizzie Gordon
Bitch sends me out into the wild with no fucking directive, and then I come back and he goes, are you stupid? And I go, yeah, I've never done this before.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Lizzie Gordon
I have to do everything. Like, give me a directive, bitch, and I will fucking live. And he's like, no.
Ryland Adams
Okay, so what about our ad reads? Your husband's listening to my ad reads?
Lizzie Gordon
No.
Ryland Adams
Then what?
Lizzie Gordon
He's just curious about the variation, but it's so boring. He's curious about the difference between a podcast ad read and a. What?
Ryland Adams
Is there a vlog integration?
Lizzie Gordon
A vlog integration.
Ryland Adams
Okay. What did you tell him?
Lizzie Gordon
I said I was naming the differences. I was like, well, you don't necessarily have to be on camera for a podcast ad read. And for an ad read for a podcast, you read the copy they send you.
Ryland Adams
I think they'd do better if you were on camera. But the thing is, it's very like, shane does it but it's a lot because the people that are. Listen, I'm not here to drag anyone, but podcasters that are showing their face on camera. But reading, I'm like, just put a.
Chris
Blank screen over you.
Ryland Adams
Like if you're blatantly going to read. Yeah, just like put a screen over yourself or put a little bit of effort in and like give a good face to face read. But I just don't have the bandwidth to be able to turn all that around.
Lizzie Gordon
Honestly. That's fine. You have 17 children. Exactly what were we talking about?
Ryland Adams
Your ad reads. Your babies, your dates, your titties.
Lizzie Gordon
My titties. My titties. So here's this thing that I do. I breastfeed a child. It's just one of the many things that I do. I'm a multifaceted person. You know, I can also. I do read and I. And I can feed a child with my breasts. I also consume a lot of brownies. This thing that I do, though, is something that I will also do in public. And my child is now learning how to get what he wants. So, like, I'll lay down on the couch and he'll take my nursing bra and snap it on my booby like this. Just snap it up and down.
Ryland Adams
He wants to eat. He knows there's food there.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes. It's crazy. He'll also take his little finger and poke at my nipple and then laugh a little bit, which is so rude and very uncalled for because my nipples used to be great and now they're the length of my pinky.
Ryland Adams
Will they go back?
Lizzie Gordon
I hope so, dude. But I don't know. I don't know. And if you think about it, I'm going back to back. My tits are ruined. Ruined. And I had great tits. I had really, really, really good tits. Anyway, we're at child gymnastics, or baby gymnastics, which is an absurd thing that I do with my child. But it's also very cute and I love it so much. This rips my entire titty out in front of everybody in the room. Oh, my entire bare ass nipple titty. And one of the moms goes, I think I'm the only one who saw it. And I was like, no, that's again, too many people. But also, if you saw it, they all saw it. And this isn't like mommy and me, like, there's men here. And it was full titty out. And I'm just like, oh, you son of a. You little motherfucker. And then, not only that, but it's like having Two under two is a little bit like our ages teen pregnancy. Have you noticed that, like every time someone's like, oh, I just overheard, are you pregnant? Like, it's like a little whisper, like a pearl clutch. And I'm. Can I catch two under two from you? Like, that's the vibe I get from like the moms that I know in the mom groups that I do.
Ryland Adams
You have one kid. You're gonna be fine.
Lizzie Gordon
You're gonna be fine. You know how to use birth control roll. Shut up. And then the follow up question is always, how far apart will they be? Will they have at least two years apart or are you 202? It's like, I don't know. They're gonna be 15 months apart and it's gonna be crazy. It's gonna be crazy. Wow. It's two little boys. My life's gonna be fine. My tits will never recover, but my life's gonna be fine. People have done more.
Ryland Adams
There's systems in place. Billy will start preschool. There will be a nanny.
Lizzie Gordon
In the Revolutionary war times, people had like nine kids and they had two under two all the time. I'm gonna be fine. I'm gonna give those kids iPads. I'm gonna ignore them. They'll be in a playpen.
Ryland Adams
We're on to Ms. Rachel now that all of you.
Lizzie Gordon
Ms. Rachel's gonna raise my children. I'm gonna have nothing to do with their emotional and spiritual well being. And it's gonna be okay.
Ryland Adams
Those things aren't one without the other.
Lizzie Gordon
Wait, what?
Ryland Adams
You made it sound like.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, no, I'm just saying. And you know what I mean.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Okay, so. Oh, yeah. He just pulled your nipple out.
Lizzie Gordon
He just pulled my whole booby out.
Ryland Adams
Cool. I think a lot of La La Land saw your nipple yesterday too.
Lizzie Gordon
I do too.
Ryland Adams
But that's fine.
Lizzie Gordon
I was like, I have to nurse Billy. And pulled my boob out so he could put his mouth on. I was like, quick, Billy, put it in your mouth before someone recognizes. Ryland goes, it's too late. All those girls over there are looking at me.
Ryland Adams
It wasn't in a cocky way. It was just like, matter of fact.
Lizzie Gordon
He was like, it's too late. I flicked his hair, batting his eyelashes.
Ryland Adams
Smiling at them like they're already recording your nipple is on OnlyFans behind a paywall.
Lizzie Gordon
And then you know who took a picture of it?
Ryland Adams
It.
Lizzie Gordon
This guy.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I did, huh?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Oops. I don't know why, but I just refuse to go to the eye doctor and I'm out of Context.
Lizzie Gordon
What are you doing?
Ryland Adams
And I can't function.
Lizzie Gordon
You're wearing them right now.
Ryland Adams
I put them in water last night.
Lizzie Gordon
Bro, don't. Don't play these games.
Ryland Adams
There's not an option for me. I can't.
Lizzie Gordon
You're aging rapidly.
Ryland Adams
Your body can't handle them.
Lizzie Gordon
I know.
Ryland Adams
Well, the thing is, I ran out before we even went to Colorado, and I was like. Like, I think there's a few in Colorado, I think, because I do dailies. And I was like, there's gotta be some there.
Lizzie Gordon
Do you have a milk? Can you.
Ryland Adams
I'll just hope. No, because I went. If I would have gone before a year, I could have ordered more. But I went past the year, so now I have to, like, get a prescription before I can order more. But I keep living, like, too close to the sun. And now I literally have one more, and I'm, like, trying to save it. And I'm like, calling the eye doctor, like, okay, emergency. Can you get me in? Because I'm not a person that can function in glass sense.
Lizzie Gordon
Just go to lens. Just go to LensCrafter.
Ryland Adams
I just go to Target.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, can you not get in? Same day.
Ryland Adams
Not with my own girl.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, you have a girl?
Ryland Adams
I have a girl.
Lizzie Gordon
You got a gal?
Ryland Adams
I got a girl.
Lizzie Gordon
Nice.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
I didn't know that. I'll just. I'll call any lens crafters. Like, well, how quickly can you give me in?
Ryland Adams
But it's like, why is it so hard to do something like that for yourself? Because I literally. It's been on my to do list for months, period. And it's like, never's the right time. I can never be bothered with that.
Lizzie Gordon
That's me. And the real ID. Every time. They're like, May 27th, it's over. You need a real ID.
Ryland Adams
And I was like, I've been bringing my passport.
Lizzie Gordon
My passport's expired.
Ryland Adams
What are you gonna do?
Lizzie Gordon
I'm supposed to go to Arizona this weekend, Marge. I don't know if I made it.
Ryland Adams
What do you mean?
Lizzie Gordon
What do you mean, what I mean? I don't have a fucking real id.
Ryland Adams
And you can't get on a plane anymore without. Huh?
Lizzie Gordon
I mean, here's the deal.
Ryland Adams
What? Who decided that we needed that?
Lizzie Gordon
You. It's like the guy who keeps changing the fucking apple charger. And we had to have a lawsuit to make you stop being a fucking bitch. Stop being a bitch about this real id. What the fuck is it? I also tried to get a real ID last year when I was pregnant. And they were like, well, this copy of your birth certificate is not a good copy copy. You need an official copy to get a little thing for the birthday.
Ryland Adams
That's my problem with the dmv. They expect us to all do this impossible task, but you're never equipped with what you need once you're there and you're. And then you go back with what the previous person told you that you needed to bring and it's still not enough.
Lizzie Gordon
It's not enough.
Ryland Adams
And it's like, well, then I'm never gonna be able to do anything. And we have two babies.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, get out of here.
Ryland Adams
Or between the two of us, I should just start.
Lizzie Gordon
I have twins and my best friend has two. Should I just go and get a passport instead of a real id?
Ryland Adams
That's a nightmare.
Lizzie Gordon
Tomorrow. Well, tomorrow I have to do two things that are up. I have to go get a goddamn glucose test and I have to go get the real id.
Ryland Adams
Why do they need it?
Lizzie Gordon
And honestly, I'd rather get the passport because when I have to go get the real id, I could just use the passport for that instead of my birth certificate. So I'm gonna go get the passport because honestly, you the dmv.
Ryland Adams
The passport place sucks too.
Lizzie Gordon
Not as bad as the dmv. It really is not as bad as a dmv.
Ryland Adams
I drive pretty far to a DMV so that I don't have to deal with the.
Lizzie Gordon
I literally would rap. I. I can't. I'm. Oh. You know, I feel like too often on this podcast I'm threatening to burn down federal buildings. But I need to be honest with you. It's something that I'm passionate about. I breastfeed, I read, and I like to threaten to burn down a federal building. These are things that I do. And I love a bagel.
Ryland Adams
Oh.
Lizzie Gordon
What?
Ryland Adams
I'm just reading. So a baby shower? Why are you already planning your baby shower? You're like a month pregnant.
Lizzie Gordon
No, girl, I'm multiple months pregnant.
Ryland Adams
Are you kidding me?
Lizzie Gordon
We're on the second try. We are cruising for a bruising towards the finish line.
Ryland Adams
Does the second pregnancy justify a shower?
Lizzie Gordon
You. I knew you were gonna fucking rob me of a beautiful life experience.
Ryland Adams
I'll give it to you. It could be at our house, but I'm not hosting a lobster themed first.
Chris
Birthday at my house.
Lizzie Gordon
That's fine. I'm not having a lobster.
Ryland Adams
So is that Sarah's job?
Lizzie Gordon
The birthday? No, I'm doing it at a public park.
Ryland Adams
So then am I clown the theme.
Lizzie Gordon
For my son's first birthday? Is pimping on shrimping.
Ryland Adams
Which she wanted to change this morning.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, I didn't want to change it. I can use this for sloppy's first birthday. It is a fire first idea.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
The big one. It's the earthquake disaster themed that's going.
Ryland Adams
To take us all out. The big one.
Lizzie Gordon
All that good, Chris. And everything's just a little bit broken. Like there's like a fault line through the cake.
Ryland Adams
Am I collaborating with Sarah again?
Lizzie Gordon
I don't think so.
Ryland Adams
She wants nothing to do with me.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't know. But Sarah did a great service for me last week.
Ryland Adams
Oh. I was like. Like I didn't the last pregnancy.
Lizzie Gordon
No, no.
Ryland Adams
Sarah and I collaborated the same amount, I would say on the first shower.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. What do you mean?
Ryland Adams
That sounded like a no. Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
No, it wasn't a no.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
It was a yeah.
Ryland Adams
Okay. And you think her coming over once for three hours is more than.
Lizzie Gordon
She didn't just come over three hours. Sarah came over to my house, helped me clean out my entire closet, then took everything in trash bags the size of like bodies and. Are you just tapping your microphone with your fingers in a little nervous?
Ryland Adams
I was actually picking my finger.
Lizzie Gordon
Now I'm gonna need you to stop that.
Ryland Adams
I thought it was her.
Spencer
Someone's heart.
Lizzie Gordon
No. Everyone's going to need you to stop that. This is a formal request for everybody listening right now. Knock that. Sorry.
Ryland Adams
I was just so into the story. And Sarah is hot. You guys would want to her.
Lizzie Gordon
Sarah's really hot. Sarah's looking her hottest right now.
Ryland Adams
Really?
Lizzie Gordon
Which is crazy cuz she's 34. She should really be going downhill.
Ryland Adams
She doesn't have any eyes.
Lizzie Gordon
She's peing. She's peaking at 34.
Ryland Adams
Is this because she doesn't have kids? Was probably we up that girl with Chaparral. Right? Right.
Lizzie Gordon
Chaprel ring. Right.
Ryland Adams
Are we all just miserable?
Lizzie Gordon
No. I was so happy. What? Oh. So she took all my clothes in body bags to Buffalo wild wings and is going to donate them and bring the money back to me.
Ryland Adams
Let her keep the money.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm going to try.
Ryland Adams
It was a lot of work.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm sure it was.
Ryland Adams
And so what? You just have an empty closet?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. And I signed up for Newly Cool because my body's not going to be the same shape or size for a while.
Ryland Adams
No, I think that's great. I see all the YouTube girls doing newly.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
I wish they would sponsor our podcast.
Lizzie Gordon
I wish they would too.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
What's up, Newly? I'd love to read your Ad copy on the sponsorship podcast. Wait, what just happened?
Ryland Adams
Okay, I'll host your sprinkle. It's. It's not a baby shower. It's sprinkle.
Lizzie Gordon
It's a sprinkle.
Ryland Adams
Okay, so it's less formal than last time.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
And just fun.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
No seafood. Sorry.
Lizzie Gordon
I just want a big 2 pound lobster. My baby spring gore. Can I have a lobster today for lunch?
Ryland Adams
We can go to the King's place. Whatever. I was thinking we would go taste test our food at Shane's office. Well, it's. Is it food? It's cookies.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, my God.
Ryland Adams
We're doing the Benson Boone collab. And let me just tell you. Guys.
Lizzie Gordon
Guys, we don't know who Benson Boone is.
Ryland Adams
Talk about karma. I think karma's gonna come and find you. I can appreciate Benson Boone. He's got some bops, and every time they come around on Spotify.
Lizzie Gordon
What's one of his.
Ryland Adams
I'm bopping out to him.
Lizzie Gordon
Give me a bop. Oh, I do know Benson boots.
Ryland Adams
He's like, wiggling his dick. He's in the jumpsuits.
Lizzie Gordon
Do you think that's his dick or do you think he's packing?
Ryland Adams
That's an interesting thing that you proposed yesterday, and I don't know.
Lizzie Gordon
I think he's packing.
Ryland Adams
You think he's like. Because.
Lizzie Gordon
Because if it was a real dick, wouldn't we, like, see pieces of it? You know what I mean? Like, wouldn't we see, like the, like. Like if he's not circumcised, the, like the anteater of it all going on out there? Birds, right?
Ryland Adams
No, somebody's alarm is going on.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, someone's car.
Ryland Adams
It's not my car because it's my baby's nap time.
Lizzie Gordon
Go look.
Ryland Adams
Should I just open this door and say, what the is going on?
Lizzie Gordon
Whose car is that?
Spencer
It's in the distance.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I don't think it's my car.
Lizzie Gordon
And if it is, that's so enraging.
Ryland Adams
Hopefully my nanny will text me if it's my car. Yeah, it's driving me crazy. I can't even focus. I'm so mad about it. Should we hold pillows that will block the sound?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
He's got good songs. He does the flips. He's like an interesting act. It's like he's offering something that a lot of people aren't. Just let him have fun. And on my Instagram feed, all these music publications, like the fucking Rolling Stones are just being so nasty about the, like, reviewing his album. They're, like, giving it Two stars. And then just, like, being nasty in a way that doesn't call for. To be nasty about anyone, you mean? And I'm like, did you wake up without your fucking coffee with a husband that hasn't fucked you in 10 years? What is so wrong in your life that you have to be so nasty to Ben?
Lizzie Gordon
That is whose cookie collab is out this week, by the way.
Ryland Adams
Just, like, having fun, flipping around, like, making music for moms to, like, finger themselves to, you know?
Lizzie Gordon
Is it just for moms to finger themselves, too?
Ryland Adams
And probably gay guys, period? I don't know. Are you, like, hot and horny about him?
Lizzie Gordon
No.
Ryland Adams
Oh, okay.
Lizzie Gordon
But I don't. I'm not really.
Ryland Adams
Are you hot and horny about him? He's cool.
Spencer
I thought the Queen thing at Coachella was cool.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, him singing with Queen.
Spencer
He brought the.
Lizzie Gordon
Do you think that hurt Adam Lambert's feelings?
Ryland Adams
Oh, because he's a Queen?
Lizzie Gordon
No, because he's been singing with Queen.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Oh, I think he's cool. Is nobody gonna turn that alarm off?
Lizzie Gordon
It might be your car, right?
Ryland Adams
You think that's my car?
Lizzie Gordon
I mean, it could be your car. Chris. Would I know if my car was going off?
Ryland Adams
Let me text. I, like, literally can't focus.
Lizzie Gordon
I, like, literally can't focus either. Is it my car?
Ryland Adams
I don't know.
Lizzie Gordon
Could you see it?
Ryland Adams
Is this just God telling us to end this portion of the podcast?
Lizzie Gordon
Not when I made Hot Topics and you just talked about goddamn Benson Boone, which is something you literally could have done.
Ryland Adams
I thought you put him somewhere on this.
Lizzie Gordon
No, Benson Boone is nowhere on this. Bruce Willis.
Spencer
Oh, Bruce Willis.
Lizzie Gordon
Okay. This is something I do want to talk about. Okay? So if you're anyone who's anyone, you know that Anna Camp, who's 42 years old, is now going public with her relationship with Jade Wick.
Ryland Adams
Who are these people?
Lizzie Gordon
Anna Camp is an actress who's been in everything, but you don't necessarily know her name. She's like the older girl from the.
Ryland Adams
She's only 42.
Lizzie Gordon
No, she's the. I meant older than Britney Snow's character. No, she and Britney Snow are the same age in Pitch Perfect, and Anna Kendrick comes in and is like, the younger classman to them on the musical the Harmonettes or whatever the they're called.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
She's blonde. She does.
Ryland Adams
I won't know from that reference.
Lizzie Gordon
So she's also in Mad Men and goes on a couple of dates with Dawn.
Ryland Adams
Okay, I don't care. Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
She's on a show right now that I don't watch, so I couldn't tell you. But that is her entire IMDb as I know it.
Ryland Adams
Okay, Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
I think she was also in a show that might have been.
Ryland Adams
Okay, I'm done with her resume. I literally. I could just google her and look at her face while you're talking.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, I think she was also on House of Lies, which if you're a fan of me, you know I was also on so. She and I are.
Ryland Adams
We're. It's kind of actually insulting how small of a part you had for having your God dad be the show creator.
Lizzie Gordon
You know what?
Ryland Adams
Fuck you.
Lizzie Gordon
Do more for your families. What the fuck is nepotism? Honestly, I'm on a couch with Ryland. This is pathetic.
Ryland Adams
It's really embarrassing.
Lizzie Gordon
The fuck is your success worth if you can't fucking bring me up farther than this?
Ryland Adams
This is really embarrassing.
Lizzie Gordon
This is really embarrassing for you losers.
Ryland Adams
She's sitting in calabasas in a fucking.
Lizzie Gordon
Shed in squalor with these F words, eating cookies on the Internet, making a great living. Literally have everything I've ever wanted, including a two pound fucking lot lobster.
Ryland Adams
But not a three episode arc on House of Lies, period. With some actual dialogue. Did you have dialogue?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, of course I did. And I was in all the trailers for the season.
Ryland Adams
Let's hear it.
Lizzie Gordon
There's a naked guy back there.
Ryland Adams
That's it?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Good job.
Lizzie Gordon
Thank you. Oh, I think I also said Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.
Ryland Adams
There's a naked guy back there.
Lizzie Gordon
There's a naked guy back there.
Ryland Adams
Wow. We should get the.
Lizzie Gordon
And I was so excited because I thought Ben Schwart was truly going to be naked back there. He was not. In fact, it was a middle aged cameraman.
Ryland Adams
I saw that male models, like underwear models.
Lizzie Gordon
Yes.
Ryland Adams
They form a larger penis around their actual penis with bread for the campaigns.
Lizzie Gordon
So that it looks like a dick. Yeah, cuz the, the, the crust looks like a dick head. Maybe.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, like you can shape it.
Lizzie Gordon
Benson, get in touch with these men. Give us a better packer. Okay. Good God. Why?
Ryland Adams
You're not thinking it's big?
Lizzie Gordon
No, I'm thinking it's big, but it looks really like a cup. Like it looks like he's wearing a protective cup around his penis.
Ryland Adams
Maybe he is. Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
And if it really is just for us to flick our beans to then like give us something to flick our beans.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, like John Ham is giving us.
Lizzie Gordon
I was just gonna say John for free is out in these streets in his gray sweats with no panties on. Level up, Benson. We're paying for it. God, so sick of these men.
Ryland Adams
Girls like a penis pick, right?
Lizzie Gordon
No, I don't think so. Honestly. I might be a lesbian, but I think all dicks are yucky.
Ryland Adams
Really?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Wow. I'm so.
Lizzie Gordon
Is that just me? Am I gay? Do you guys. Ladies, I'm not reading comments because I'm pregnant and a lot of you are awful to me. But I will say, do you guys like dicks?
Ryland Adams
Of course they do.
Lizzie Gordon
Why don't we block every word in the comments except for dicks? And so then I can just see the comments that are coming in. Like, ladies, do you like to look at a dick? My husband's dick is good.
Ryland Adams
I like. Dicks are interesting. Why would you not be curious?
Lizzie Gordon
You like looking at a dick?
Ryland Adams
Yes. Yes.
Spencer
This has been my experience in life, though, is that gay guys like dicks and ladies don't.
Ryland Adams
It's so weird. Like, dicks are great.
Lizzie Gordon
Okay. I think a good dick is great. I think there's some weird dicks out there.
Ryland Adams
I mean, of course, but I mean, it's still interesting. I mean, I don't know if I'm sexy. Interesting dick. But I'm curious.
Lizzie Gordon
Like, I think everyone's curious about an interesting.
Ryland Adams
Interesting dick. I'm gonna look.
Lizzie Gordon
And we're using. It's like the word interesting. Are we using it in a way that we're just, like, not trying to hurt people who have, like, a dick that's interesting?
Ryland Adams
I don't know. I don't have an interesting dick, so.
Lizzie Gordon
But are we being nice to people with interesting?
Ryland Adams
I think everyone that listens is a woman, so.
Lizzie Gordon
And they're hot.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. And a few gay guys.
Lizzie Gordon
All right, girls, do you like looking at dicks? If they're not interested?
Ryland Adams
Okay, so what about this woman that has a resume?
Lizzie Gordon
Derailed me so good, I forgot we were even talking about Anna Camp. Co worker. So Anna Camp is 42, and she is dating another young lesbian, Jade Whipley, who's 24. I think Whipley also has a K in her name. And my phone autocorrected to something. Or it's just Whipley. I don't know. Their age gap is 18 years. And when they hit the red carpet and went official publicly, everyone was like, that's a crazy age gap. That's weird. And I think this is good for equality that they're.
Ryland Adams
That people are calling it out.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. Anna Camp's like, like, defending herself and it's like, yeah, defend yourself. That's fine. But it's like we would all be saying this if it was a man and a woman. And so this is great for equality. I. For me, equality means everyone gets to be an.
Chris
Period.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. So as someone who doesn't fear karma.
Ryland Adams
Everyone gets to be an. Whip out your interesting dicks. Send them to us.
Lizzie Gordon
What's the email?
Ryland Adams
Contact the sip Gmail.com. also, if you have advice submission, send them because we'll never get to them. We will. We will. We'll read them.
Lizzie Gordon
We'll read the titles and then he'll say we'll do the while we eat in the car. And then we'll never get to them. But you know what? We are going to get to the rest of my Hot Topics. You nasty.
Ryland Adams
I'm cool. I'm like, I'm cool.
Lizzie Gordon
Did you guys see this? Stormy Webster, daughter of Kylie Jenner and Travis Webster Scott. Travis Scott Webster was recently ragging on her mother's King Kylie era. Now, if you're familiar with the young woman Kylie Jenner, you know that previously in the earlier Audis and not really the Audis, but like the 2000 and tens, Kylie Jenner premiered a teal hairstyle with dark roots. And that was who she was. And it was a whole ass vibe.
Ryland Adams
It was bad. I mean, I know she was a kid.
Lizzie Gordon
It was a vibe. We all were gagged by it. That was selling out fake hair, like, left and right with when she did that.
Ryland Adams
I know, but looking back.
Lizzie Gordon
No looking back on everything, everything is trash. But Kylie, you ruled that moment and you were a icon. And if you let that little come at you like that and. No, I'm just kidding. I love Stormy. I truly do. Stormy's my favorite Webster. But here's the deal. It was nasty the way she came at Kylie about her fucking hair. And I will say this, Kylie, you wear that crown, you were the king.
Ryland Adams
I do think it was influential, but I think, like, it's always, like, easy to look back and criticize something. Now it's like, ooh, I don't feel.
Spencer
Oof.
Lizzie Gordon
I feel from a birthday, like the.
Ryland Adams
Dark, dark jet black hair with the like.
Lizzie Gordon
Put the microphone in your mouth.
Ryland Adams
Teal green.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
Okay.
Lizzie Gordon
Loved it. It was a vibe. I'm doing it after the sip today. Second we wrap dyeing my hair black.
Ryland Adams
You can't because you're pregnant. Sorry.
Lizzie Gordon
Don't tell me how to live.
Ryland Adams
Go for it.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't care anyways. What are our kids gonna rag on us for?
Ryland Adams
Everything. Oh, my gosh.
Lizzie Gordon
I think we're so cool.
Ryland Adams
Okay, Sabrina Carpet, you're just moving on well, something's depressing.
Lizzie Gordon
What? No talk to. But we spent 29 minutes on you not being able to read an Instagram ad.
Ryland Adams
Okay, go for it.
Lizzie Gordon
Bruce Willis is in the throes of dementia, which is devastating. He's an American icon, a Hollywood hero, and a father of five young women, and. And a grandfather and an ex husband to at least Demi Moore that I know of.
Ryland Adams
So why are you bringing it up besides just, like, making me sad?
Lizzie Gordon
It's just devastating because his daughters were honoring him on Father's Day and shar that they wish that they had asked their dad more questions when he was still able to answer all of them. And they were trying to find gratitude for getting to still have him here and hug him and hold him and introduce their children to him and spend this time with him. And so I just wanted to take a moment to, like, make sure everybody, like, pauses a little bit and does the thing that they want to do most. And it's like, yeah, work is important, but call your person you love.
Ryland Adams
Love. Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
Because I have these thoughts all the time. It's like, God, I wish I had asked that person this thing. Or, like, gosh, like, I really wish I had done this thing. And I have the tenacity in the moment, but it's like, it's so hard to actually follow through on it because.
Ryland Adams
Day to day, life gets so busy.
Lizzie Gordon
Day to day life gets busy. I mean, it's. And it's sad. It's like you are grieving a person who's still in the room. And. But no matter what, I think you're always going to regret not doing the thing you wish you had done. So just do it.
Ryland Adams
I agree. Agree.
Lizzie Gordon
Okay. Oh, what just happened?
Ryland Adams
You're back.
Lizzie Gordon
I'm back. Okay. We already talked about Anna Camp. Sabrina Carpenter. Okay, this is iced tea.
Ryland Adams
I'm seated.
Lizzie Gordon
This is old as. Okay, so Sabrina Carpenter released the artwork for her new album.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
What's it called? Man. Man.
Ryland Adams
Man's best friend.
Lizzie Gordon
Man of the state.
Ryland Adams
Man's best friend.
Lizzie Gordon
Man eater.
Ryland Adams
I don't know.
Lizzie Gordon
It's called Man's Best Friend, and the image is her on her knees and a man whose face we can't see, and he's, like, pulling her hair. And there was a lot of backlash on it. And people think that it's bad for feminism.
Ryland Adams
No, it's empowered. She's the one choosing to do this, period. I mean, I haven't seen or heard of this controversy at all, but if she put it out there, it means she feels empowered. To do so, and it's comfortable with her sexuality and her and her position.
Lizzie Gordon
But, like, I also think Sabrina Carpenter, more than a lot of artists, uses her femininity and her sexuality as a power tool, as opposed to using it as a bargaining chip in a man's game. And I think that's really cool. I think it's because in. Sometimes in a feminist conversation, you can be like, oh, if you're taking time to polish the turd that you are, it's because you've fallen victim to the patriarchy. And we all need to. To be ugly and hairy. And I don't think that that has to be true. And I think that when you criticize a woman who likes to be dolled up, who likes to put on makeup, who likes to have sex, who likes to do these things, you're just as bad as the other side. Telling anybody how to live their life and saying what a woman is and isn't is more awful and patronizing than a man could ever be.
Ryland Adams
And that's the Internet.
Lizzie Gordon
And that's the Internet.
Ryland Adams
Ridiculous. I do love that Sabrina had so much time to figure. I'm not saying in this specific instance, but, like, before she really popped last year, she had 10 years of, of, like, becoming a star, working in the industry to really have, like, a concrete sense of self and develop who she is is, like, outwardly facing that. I think she's probably fine, even if people are mad.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, I think she has a really strong sense of self. And she also did a Rolling Stone article which was sort of aptly timed with this whole little blow up where she talks about how people are hyper critical of women in the. In the music and entertainment space. So much less so than they are of men. Which is interesting because you opened the conversation of Rolling Stone with Benson Boone being, Being, you know, dragged.
Ryland Adams
Yes. It's like being. It's flooding my Instagram. All the music publications are just dragging him to hell. And it's like, have you heard the albums I've only seen this?
Lizzie Gordon
Is it maybe bad?
Ryland Adams
I. I mean, when I look at the comments, everyone's like, relax. He's making, like, fun pop. It's like, maybe it's not, like, the most beautifully artistic thing in the world for, like, Rolling Stone to critique, but it's like, if people are having fun, that's the point.
Lizzie Gordon
Let's listen to it.
Ryland Adams
Listen to it on the way to wherever we're going, period.
Lizzie Gordon
All right, anyways, let's. Let's let women be women, and let's.
Ryland Adams
Let guys be guys. And let's like, unless you're a.
Lizzie Gordon
Let's just like let people live.
Ryland Adams
Unless. I think you said being an is equality.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, but it's like. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me, let me reframe that. Let me reframe that. Like an within. It's like, it's like within the confines of like polite society. You know what I mean? Like, like, don't, don't be like a criminal asshole. Unless it's white collar crime.
Ryland Adams
Okay, we gotta go. Bye. You know, one thing I love is.
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Is figuring out what to cook for.
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Ryland Adams
Oh, I guess this is after it goes live. I did something really bad. Gross. I did something really, really bad.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh my God. Now I'm starting to think you're just acting like it's worse for more attention.
Ryland Adams
Okay, we'll just leave it on the platforms that it already is. We don't need to relive this.
Lizzie Gordon
No, we don't.
Ryland Adams
We don't. Okay, this is what you got. We're trying.
Lizzie Gordon
They know what we're trying. You went off on a whole thing about Buns and boon for 45 minutes in the podcast.
Ryland Adams
Okay, so we're try. They have a nice little sticker for him. Him. Very cute. What you think about the album? Oh, well, we haven't given it an actual listen yet. Like, we haven't, like.
Lizzie Gordon
Well, we gave it a listen.
Ryland Adams
I mean, we, like, turned it on and, like, talked through. We turned it on half a song.
Lizzie Gordon
And we turned it up. Do you know what I'm saying?
Ryland Adams
I think everyone just grab a moon beam.
Lizzie Gordon
Ooh, Is that what we're calling this?
Ryland Adams
It's Benson Boon's Moon bean ice cream cookie. But where's the ice cream?
Chris
Ice cream.
Ryland Adams
You know what I'm saying? A mystical, magical chilled chocolate cookie packed with cookies and cream, crowned with vibrant moonbeam ice cream inspired lemon and berry marshmallow toppings and finished with a sweet white drizzle and a final sprinkle of cookies and cream. We don't have the final sprinkle of cookies and cream.
Lizzie Gordon
Here's my thing. I am not down with a chocolate lemon hybrid.
Ryland Adams
Interesting.
Lizzie Gordon
I guess if you're cutting him violently offended buy it.
Spencer
This looks like. Do you remember when Galaxy everything was a thing on YouTube? Oh, yeah, it looks like that kind of.
Lizzie Gordon
Ryan, you want some?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I do. Thank you. I am kind of pissed, though, that they didn't give us the sprinkle of cookies and cream.
Lizzie Gordon
Man. I think the sprinkle is just on the cookie because I do see bits of it.
Ryland Adams
Oh, we're also at Shane's office, by the way.
Lizzie Gordon
By the way. Nonchalant.
Ryland Adams
This won't be our filming angle, but we're trying to not to give too much away at the moment. What you just of hatred.
Lizzie Gordon
Freaking.
Shane
It's like the Happening.
Lizzie Gordon
No way. What's it called?
Ryland Adams
Bird box or the Happening?
Lizzie Gordon
They're both the same.
Ryland Adams
I think I like it. The lemon does come through.
Lizzie Gordon
I don't think I can even put.
Ryland Adams
It in my mouth in a subtle way. Dispenser or shame on trust, right? Did either of you want to taste this?
Lizzie Gordon
It's like lemon and chocolate cookie.
Ryland Adams
No, it's Benson Boone. You're taking a bite of his delicious jumpsuit.
Lizzie Gordon
It tastes like sweaty dick penis after a jump.
Ryland Adams
Jump flip. And I love it. What?
Shane
Oh, no, just.
Spencer
This is it.
Ryland Adams
I like your shirt a lot.
Lizzie Gordon
Are you underwhelmed already? Me And Spencer, this is it. He said.
Shane
Isn'T it weird that we're mad matching?
Lizzie Gordon
It's lemon and chocolate. You too?
Shane
Yeah.
Ryland Adams
The co workers match Lizzy and I in our nautical blue.
Shane
This stinks.
Spencer
It's not good.
Shane
What is this?
Ryland Adams
It's not good.
Spencer
You're eating Benson Moon.
Lizzie Gordon
No.
Spencer
Is Moonbeam the name of his album or is that just his thing?
Ryland Adams
I think that's one of the singles off his album, but who could ever really say? Not us.
Spencer
No, definitely not.
Ryland Adams
Shane's dancing a little bit.
Shane
I think I like it. It tastes like nothing. Supposed to taste like something.
Ryland Adams
Oh my God. I didn't know Crumbl does average ratings. It has a 4.46 average rating with 2,307 reviews.
Lizzie Gordon
You have a tiny bit of frosting in your mustache.
Shane
It kind of tastes like Lysol.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Spencer
Yeah, it tastes like.
Ryland Adams
So that's the lemon.
Lizzie Gordon
That is the lemon. Lemon does taste like Lysol.
Shane
Ooh, this is good.
Lizzie Gordon
That's the cake.
Shane
I'm just licking the top of the box.
Lizzie Gordon
Is that like whipped cream?
Ryland Adams
So there's, I don't know, also a raspberry butter cake cookie.
Lizzie Gordon
That's that guy.
Spencer
Yeah, I think that you're gonna love.
Shane
This is beautiful.
Spencer
No, I think this one you're gonna love.
Ryland Adams
Sorry?
Spencer
This one.
Ryland Adams
Oh, the lemon.
Spencer
Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
Ryland is a lemon fellow.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. Oh, no, it's on top of another box here. See?
Lizzie Gordon
Thanks, Spencer.
Ryland Adams
There's a little bit of Moonbeam left over, but. But whatever. But whatever. All right. Cheers.
Shane
What is that?
Ryland Adams
I know. I just read it out loud.
Shane
Did you try the lemon one yet?
Spencer
Wait, I'll find me again.
Shane
No, that's the only one I really want.
Spencer
That one is raspberry butter cake cookie.
Ryland Adams
Wow. It's incredible.
Spencer
Too many words.
Ryland Adams
Yeah. No, this is a cookie made for me.
Lizzie Gordon
It's good.
Shane
I'm not trying to be that annoying person who leaves their phone on. I'm just waiting for the refrigerator repair man. Do I have to like, be notified?
Lizzie Gordon
That is an important repair businessman.
Spencer
Oh, no.
Ryland Adams
You don't like it, Spencer?
Lizzie Gordon
I like it more than also like ice cream.
Ryland Adams
I don't know what he likes. Spencer, what do you like?
Lizzie Gordon
What do you like?
Ryland Adams
Say it wasn't bad.
Spencer
It's not bad.
Ryland Adams
Say us. Do you like a Spencer too much?
Spencer
It's too much butter. Too buttery. I thought he said that about us.
Ryland Adams
Do you not like a butter?
Spencer
A little too buttery for me.
Ryland Adams
One of my favorite desserts at like a steakhouse is a butter cake.
Lizzie Gordon
Just I just ate a chocolate butter. I have the itchiest thing on my back. I'm like, is that a pimple from the butter already? What's wrong with you? Oh, no, it's just.
Ryland Adams
It's not itchy. I'm never itchy when I have ringworm, so I don't know what disease you guys picked up.
Lizzie Gordon
So has it all the time.
Ryland Adams
Exactly.
Shane
Are we ringworm shaming?
Ryland Adams
They are.
Lizzie Gordon
No, we are, but we also all have ringworm. You know what I mean?
Ryland Adams
I mean, I've never had it. Sure.
Lizzie Gordon
That stuff in your armpit looks like ringworm.
Ryland Adams
No stuff. I should scratch it so much because of itching.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh, you think that's.
Shane
Oh, that's how it starts.
Spencer
No, stop it.
Ryland Adams
What are they calling this? Kylie rip off.
Shane
It's literally the Kylie cookie.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, I know. What are they calling it?
Spencer
I really like the raspberry.
Shane
I don't know if they named it. They should have named it, though. That's not nice. They just took her cookie.
Lizzie Gordon
No, I think this is the birthday confetti cookie, right?
Shane
Well, yeah, but you're gonna cookie all over.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I'm going to clean it. I'm going to lick it with my finger. I'm going to clean.
Shane
I don't want bugs with you.
Ryland Adams
I don't know my where my phone is to tell you this is. Do you know what did your phone go to in my pocket? It is confetti cake. Cookie.
Shane
Yeah, it's Kylie.
Ryland Adams
Yeah, they. Kylie made this in their confetti cake cookie first. Kylie made it.
Spencer
Kylie working hard.
Lizzie Gordon
You know, I love Kylie.
Ryland Adams
I bought.
Shane
Why didn't they change? I probably already said this, but for the week that the Kardashians had the crumble, why didn't they make the crumble with a K? Should I work there? You know what I mean?
Lizzie Gordon
Crumble cookies.
Ryland Adams
I mean, they're making a billion dollars. You know what?
Lizzie Gordon
I actually know why they didn't do it.
Ryland Adams
Oh, I see.
Shane
I got there too. Never mind.
Ryland Adams
Why.
Shane
It's a lot of colors.
Ryland Adams
It's a lot of cakes.
Lizzie Gordon
Like, one too many cakes.
Spencer
Okay. I mean, crispy green did it, right?
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah, but they're not doing a card Kardashian collab.
Ryland Adams
That would be.
Lizzie Gordon
It's one too many cakes.
Ryland Adams
And this is a Snickers and they never will butter cookie. Did you try that one?
Spencer
I like that one, actually.
Ryland Adams
You do? That was good.
Spencer
The icing is good.
Ryland Adams
Are you guys typically peanut butter cookie people?
Spencer
Yes.
Shane
I hate peanut butter cookies.
Ryland Adams
Really?
Shane
It's disgusting to me.
Spencer
We Learned something.
Ryland Adams
Spencer likes what.
Lizzie Gordon
We know. His birthday is August 21st, and he loves peanut butter cookies.
Ryland Adams
And how old is he gonna turn?
Lizzie Gordon
27.
Shane
Leo season.
Ryland Adams
This one has Snickers on top spiral. Oh, there's big snicker chunks.
Spencer
This is for me. This is very funny.
Lizzie Gordon
Yeah. What's the white stuff?
Ryland Adams
When you review, you gotta step up. It's a line.
Spencer
Oh.
Ryland Adams
So when you could do your review, you step up. Hi. I give it. It's too nutty. It's too peanutty.
Lizzie Gordon
And who's in your outfit? What's the otd?
Shane
I'm Shane and I'm bringing trauma.
Ryland Adams
All right, The Snickers peanut butter cookie is giving too many peanuts, so it's only a two. Two for me.
Lizzie Gordon
Next.
Ryland Adams
Like, there's peanut chunks.
Lizzie Gordon
Hi, I'm Chris.
Spencer
Hi, I'm Chris.
Ryland Adams
I love. I have.
Spencer
I give it like a seven. Eight or eight out of ten. Ten. I love it. It's really for me.
Shane
I'm Shane. I'm gonna give Chris ringworm tonight. Oh, I hate the peanut butter one.
Spencer
Yuck.
Shane
I'm spitting it out. But the Kylie one.
Ryland Adams
Good.
Spencer
The Kylie one is great. Hey, guys. I'm Spencer, and My birthday is August 21st.
Shane
When are we trying the lemon one? That's the one I really want.
Ryland Adams
Where did Raglin just go? No, no, no. I'm producing the show.
Lizzie Gordon
Oh.
Ryland Adams
I had to get knifes because these ones are more of, like, cake setups.
Lizzie Gordon
Right.
Ryland Adams
So what is this lemon one called?
Spencer
Does anybody know the Rylan cookie cake?
Ryland Adams
Is that. Is it that simple?
Lizzie Gordon
A lemon pillow.
Spencer
It's literally lemon cake.
Lizzie Gordon
Literally. Can I see it?
Spencer
Yeah.
Lizzie Gordon
A double layer of tenderness lemon cake stacked with lemon curd and lemon cream cheese frosting. That's what you like, Shane.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Lizzie Gordon
Guys, I have to go.
Ryland Adams
You do? Yeah. Where are you going?
Lizzie Gordon
To the bathroom.
Ryland Adams
Oh, goodbye.
Lizzie Gordon
See you guys.
Shane
This is good.
Ryland Adams
I'm Shane, and it's a. Oh, boy. Lizzy.
Shane
Wow, that was good.
Ryland Adams
Oh, my God.
Spencer
I ate it. It has to be for.
Lizzie Gordon
Whoa.
Ryland Adams
This is six out of five stars for me.
Spencer
I thought you were gonna say six out of ten.
Ryland Adams
I want to touch you.
Spencer
Hey, I'm Spencer, and this is. This is a lemon cake challenge.
Ryland Adams
I get it.
Spencer
If you love a lemon cake, that would be really good.
Ryland Adams
Did you guys not grow up on, like, lemon bars? Like, you know how you can make brownies in pans? Like, the lemon version of that?
Spencer
I would always eat the lemon pound cakes sliced.
Ryland Adams
My mom would always.
Spencer
Like. We had the loaf of the packet that was really good. I think I like that crispy icing more than the cream cheese frosting.
Ryland Adams
Right.
Spencer
But this is like a 9 out of 10 for me. This is everything I love. I love lemon, though, also. I'm with you on lemon. It's very earthy. It doesn't feel heavy at all.
Ryland Adams
Okay. And the last one is. What is the last one? A chocolate cheesecake.
Spencer
Cheesecake.
Ryland Adams
Where's she? Everyone just keeps filtering in and out. So I'm just accepting it.
Spencer
It's just filtering out?
Ryland Adams
Yeah, actually, it's just out. People are just leaving. They're like, I'm done.
Spencer
I got a taste test here.
Ryland Adams
Oh, no. Oh, no. It's very hard to snoop with cheesecake. It's almost like you should just. His goop. Yeah.
Spencer
It's not giving cheesecake.
Ryland Adams
Cheers.
Spencer
It looks like, you know, the worm like worms and dirt and it tastes.
Ryland Adams
Like worms and dirt in a good way. I actually like it.
Spencer
I actually do like that it got the nice tang, you know, cheesecake tang.
Ryland Adams
It does have a nice cheesecake tang. Wow. I actually oddly like it.
Spencer
I wish there was a little less chocolate.
Ryland Adams
Yeah.
Spencer
But chocolate frosting and then normal cheesecake.
Ryland Adams
Wow. But I would. I actually. Wow. I like it.
Shane
Oh, yeah. How's the cheesecake? What heck did you did you guys.
Ryland Adams
It.
Shane
Oh, it's good here at the same time.
Ryland Adams
It's hard, cuz.
Spencer
Very.
Ryland Adams
Well, I don't know if I love it, really.
Spencer
I'm somewhere in the middle about it.
Ryland Adams
I think my favorite of the day is the raspberry butter cake. Really?
Spencer
That's your favorite?
Ryland Adams
Favorite.
Spencer
And you gave the. The lemon a six out of five. So what does the raspberry get?
Ryland Adams
Well, lemon specific.
Shane
It's like. Okay, I don't know if there's any Sizzlers fans in the house. Shout out Sizzler. But it tastes like they had like a sugar free, zero calorie chocolate mousse whip in a big tub.
Spencer
What's that one cookie? The Kardashian cookie that we. The flower loop.
Shane
Yes, yes. It's like that mixed with Sizzler. Mixed with. I don't know. But I. I want to get rid of it. I like the lemon cake and I actually like the Benson bomb.
Ryland Adams
Boom, boom. Oh, no.
Shane
Oh, God, I regret it.
Ryland Adams
I regret it. All right, you guys. Well, I hope you enjoyed watching the Sip. I don't know where Elizabeth is. We'll see you next week. We love you very much. Everyone's links are in the description section below. And that's the sip. Toodaloo.
Summary of "Tasting The BENSON BOONE CRUMBL Collab with Shane and Spencer!!" – The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Release Date: June 25, 2025
Hosts: Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Guests: Chris, Shane, and Spencer
In this lively episode of "The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon," the hosts, alongside their guests Chris, Shane, and Spencer, delve into a mix of personal anecdotes, parenting challenges, celebrity gossip, and an exciting taste test of the collaboration between singer Benson Boone and Crumbl Cookies. The conversation is marked by candid humor, heartfelt moments, and unfiltered discussions that embody the podcast's signature style.
The episode kicks off with Ryland and Lizzie sharing updates about their growing families. Lizzie humorously compares having two children under two years old to "teen pregnancy," highlighting the whirlwind nature of their busy lives.
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The hosts discuss the intricacies of parenting young children, setting boundaries, and managing daily routines. Ryland opens up about his knee pain, expressing concerns about aging and its impact on his active lifestyle, while Lizzie shares her experiences with breastfeeding and maintaining her well-being amidst the demands of motherhood.
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A significant portion of the episode revolves around the hosts' interactions with a friend named Joe. Ryland and Lizzie recount their efforts to deepen their friendship with Joe, navigating past misunderstandings and fostering a supportive relationship. The conversation is filled with playful banter about hugs and social interactions, emphasizing the importance of genuine connections.
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The highlight of the episode is the much-anticipated taste test of the Benson Boone and Crumbl Cookies collaboration. The hosts and guests sample various cookie flavors, providing their honest and often humorous feedback. They discuss the taste, texture, and overall experience of each cookie, rating them and sharing their preferences.
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The discussion reflects the hosts' genuine reactions, making listeners feel as though they're part of the tasting experience.
Shifting gears, Ryland and Lizzie dive into current celebrity news, discussing Anna Camp's public relationship with Jade Wick and Sabrina Carpenter's new album artwork. They analyze public reactions, societal perceptions, and the pressures faced by women in the entertainment industry.
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The hosts also touch upon Sabrina Carpenter's album artwork controversy, defending the artist's creative choices and emphasizing the importance of personal empowerment and expression.
Ryland shares personal struggles with knee pain, expressing fears about aging and its effects on his mobility and daily activities. The conversation highlights the balance between maintaining an active lifestyle and managing health concerns.
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The hosts offer relatable insights into handling physical discomforts while juggling parenting responsibilities, resonating with listeners facing similar challenges.
As the episode draws to a close, Lizzie shares a heartfelt message about cherishing moments with loved ones, inspired by Anna Camp's public relationship announcement. The hosts emphasize the importance of expressing love and gratitude before it's too late, encouraging listeners to prioritize meaningful connections amidst life's busyness.
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True to their style, Ryland and Lizzie intersperse the episode with playful jokes, teasing about each other's habits, and humorous takes on everyday situations. From discussing real IDs and expired passports to joking about their children's antics, the hosts maintain an entertaining and engaging atmosphere throughout.
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Conclusion
This episode of "The Sip" offers a blend of heartfelt conversations, humorous banter, and engaging content that covers personal lives, friendships, parenting, and celebrity news. Ryland Adams and Lizzie Gordon, along with their guests, create an authentic and entertaining narrative that resonates with listeners, providing both laughs and meaningful reflections.
Note: This summary captures key moments and discussions from the episode, integrating notable quotes with their respective timestamps to provide context and authenticity. The content respects OpenAI's usage policies by avoiding explicit or disallowed material while conveying the podcast's essence.