Tasting The ENTIRE Shake Shack Menu Ft. Shane and Spencer!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting The ENTIRE Shake Shack Menu Ft. Shane and Spencer!
Date: February 11, 2026

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Episode Overview

This lively episode centers around Ryland Adams and friends as they review the entire Shake Shack menu while diving into banter about pop culture, parenting, viral Super Bowl moments, and all things chaotic in their personal lives. With Lizze out sick, Ryland is joined by Shane (Chris), Spencer, and guests, providing a signature blend of humor, unapologetic opinions, and spontaneous rabbit holes. The latter half features in-depth Shake Shack taste-tests, weaving food commentary with candid life anecdotes.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

Parenting Chaos & Toddler Antics

• Tag-Teaming Childcare: Ryland and Shane describe their approach to tag-teaming childcare duties, especially with Lizze out sick (due to a family-wide norovirus).
• Bedtime Decisions: Shane champions discipline at bedtime, while Ryland leans toward more cuddly, affectionate methods, sparking a classic gentle-parenting vs. routine debate.
  • Memorable Moment:

    "If I don't sing him another song, he'll be screaming. And I was like, then let him scream." — Shane (13:32)
    "They're only going to be two for so long, and it is a difficult age with two of them." — Ryland (13:38)

• "Daddy Poop" Era: The kids pick up on bodily functions, humorously fixating on "daddy poop" after a bedtime accident.
  • Quote:

    "A little something was let out, but it was quiet. ... Jet looks at my butt, looks up at me, grabs my butt, and then he goes, 'daddy poop.' I said, 'No, Daddy didn't poop.'" — Shane (12:25)

Super Bowl, Pop Culture & Social Media Outrage

• Super Bowl Reactions: Overarching disappointment for Spencer, who watched his favorite team lose, and side chats about Boston sports culture and the impact on moods.
• The Social Media Anger Machine: Group reflects on perpetual outrage online post-Super Bowl, both about the game and halftime show discourse.
  • Quote:

    "People get so mad about anything nowadays, it's crazy. It's like, chill out. Like, it's not that big of a deal." — Spencer (23:30)

  • Running Gag:

    "If you stay angry, you don't have to get angry." — Group echoing RuPaul’s advice, but rebranding it for today’s social media climate. (23:36)

Super Bowl Halftime & Celebrity Commercials

• Halftime Show Chat: Confusion over Bad Bunny's performance and lyrics, discussions about Spanish-language music at high-profile US events.

  • "I'm not trying to get political. I just. I didn't know what he was." — Ryland (21:09)

• Celebrity Ad Invasion: The group is bemused by the flood of A-list celebrities pitching game apps and random products.

  • "Not to get conspiracy about it, but I feel like these people have hundreds of millions of dollars. Why are they doing these weird game ads?" — Shane (24:54)

• Commercial Weakness:
  • “My issue with the commercials in the Super Bowl is that everyone thinks now, like, whoa—we got a bunch of celebrities, so our commercial is good. It's like, no, it’s not. No one cares...” — Spencer (24:02)

Therapy, Canceled Docs, and Creative Highs

• Therapy Dynamics: Wry stories about the therapist siding with Ryland, and the group’s (half-serious) self-examinations.
• YouTube Docuseries & Burnout: Shane reflects on the intensity and emotional drain of making YouTube documentaries, burnout from internet drama, and hints at a pivot toward passion-driven projects.
  • Quote:

    "There were moments of fun. Like I did enjoy editing those, but the actual filming sometimes was like. It was a lot...and then the stress about it." — Shane (49:56)

  • "I would have to care about it a lot. And that's the thing. If I cared about what was happening on the Internet right now, I would..." — Shane (48:24)

• Creative 'Super Bowl': The team agrees that creative work—making a show or video—elicits their strongest sense of excitement, comparable to a sports win.

Rabbit Holes & Random Fears

• Mountain Lion Paranoia: Ryland spirals into fear after reading about mountain lion attacks, prompting advice from nature-savvy Spencer about how rare real danger is in suburban areas.

  • "Now my whole home feed on my homepage on YouTube is different people having encounters with mountain lions...now I’m so terrified." — Ryland (42:47)

• Car Accident Anxiety: Shane describes social media’s tendency to feed his driving anxiety with crash videos.

Shake Shack Taste Test & Food Opinions

[Starts ~61:25]

• First Impressions:
  • The gang is surprised they’ve never reviewed Shake Shack on The Sip before.
  • "Sometimes I sleep on Shake Shack because it is delicious." — Ryland (63:31)
• Valentine's Day Shake:
  • The "True Love Shake" with a chocolate shell impresses everyone; the group revels in the satisfying crack of the chocolate top.
    • Iconic Moment:

      "Silence for the crack. Three, two—" (64:20)
      [Chocolate shell cracks audibly, everyone cheers.]

  • Flavor-wise, it's predominantly strawberry with chocolate notes.
    • "If you like strawberry, it’s definitely for you." — Spencer (65:28)
• Cheese Fries & Korean-Style Toppings:
  • The cheese fries with spicy Korean topping are a hit: "Gosh, their cheese fries are so good. Are incredible." — Ryland (67:07)
  • Minor confusion over the actual spice, but consensus is the topping doesn’t radically alter the flavor.
• Nuggets (Chicken Bites):
  • A standout item.

    "The chicken. I can appreciate a non-wonky piece of chicken from a fast food place." — Guest (68:18)

• Onion Rings:
  • The only flop. "They're a little too doughy...Burger King onion rings are better than that." — Spencer (70:42)
• Sandwiches and Burgers:
  • The Korean fried chicken sandwich is declared "fire"; classic burgers remain solid with well-portioned avocado and fresh meat.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments

• On Parenting & Bedtime:
  • "If I don't sing him another song, he'll be screaming. And I was like, then let him scream." — Shane (13:32)
• On Super Bowl Disappointment:
  • "It ruins my brother’s entire week when [their team loses]." — Ryland (26:18)
  • "I wish anything did that to me. Sunsets? Don’t care. Dolphins? Seen it." — Shane (29:57)
• On Social Media Outrage:
  • "If you stay angry, you don't have to get angry." — Chris (23:39)
• On the Creative Process:
  • "Making the pilot—I saw that side of you...That's your Super Bowl.” — Spencer (30:27)
• On Cancel Culture & Docuseries:
  • "If I wouldn't have got canceled and I was still like on that treadmill...the channel would have turned into like...a 10-part series about, you know, boom. Which honestly sounds good—like, what happened?" — Shane (49:07)
• On Dishwashers:
  • “You have to clean the silverware before. Not, like, with soap...sponges are my ick.” — Ryland (80:23)

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Timestamps for Important Segments

• 00:00–06:30: Parenting updates, sickness, and childcare dynamics
• 07:45–09:40: Housewives self-awareness moment ("I'm Dorit") & discipline chat
• 12:25–14:15: "Daddy poop" bedtime saga
• 23:30–24:19: Social media outrage culture & "If you stay angry..."
• 24:02–25:53: Super Bowl ads, celebrity endorsements, and motivations
• 32:20–33:40: Shane on writing episode two of his series in one go
• 41:56–44:49: Rabbit hole - mountain lion encounters and nature fears
• 61:25–73:00: Full Shake Shack taste test—burgers, nuggets, fries, shakes
  • 64:20: "Silence for the crack"—chocolate shell moment
  • 67:07: Cheese fries love
  • 70:42: Onion rings flop
• 79:58–81:02: Dishwasher debates and housework division
• 81:07–82:55: Valentine's Day wishes & wrap-up

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Final Thoughts & Tone

The episode is peak “The Sip” — spontaneous, warm, and irreverent. The group shifts effortlessly from complaints about toddler bedtime to cheeky food reviews, to deep dives into media culture and therapy. Classic moments abound, including the “daddy poop” saga, the obsession with the strawberry shake’s chocolate shell “crack,” and genuine self-awareness about their work, coping mechanisms, and anxieties.

Whether you love food, pop culture, or just vibing with millennial parents navigating chaos, this episode has it all—plus concrete, delicious opinions on every major Shake Shack menu item.

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For more details, hilarious asides, and heartwarming chaos, listen to the full episode.

Transcript

[Spencer]

You are big on the controversies today.

[Chris]

Not to get conspiracy about it.

[Spencer]

Mine is more pathetic.

[Dorit]

Get this. Get my side of the therapy session. Our therapist.

[Chris]

Well, can I just say one thing first?

[Dorit]

Wow, that's my last night. Oh, silence for the crack. And my lips are still.

[Chris]

Because I'll forget.

[Dorit]

Talk about getting you in the mood for Valentine's Day. You don't gotta get angry if you stay angry. Yes, I'm waiting on the edge of my se. Hello, everybody.

[Spencer]

Wow.

[Dorit]

This is the Office Party Podcast. Welcome back.

[Chris]

This is just fun because there's no pressure on me.

[Dorit]

What do you mean?

[Chris]

Well, not that there's pressure, but on the Office Party podcast, which this is not a plug, but plug it up.

[Dorit]

Well, this set was originated for the Office Party podcast. And a lot of times, well, people want us to go back to my office, inside of this space, facing what was the Christmas tree.

[Chris]

Right.

[Dorit]

That was gorgeous. But it's a lot of work because we have to move it in and out every single time because my office is the forefront of this office and it has to stay clean.

[Chris]

You guys look sporty.

[Dorit]

We always have.

[Chris]

Me, too.

[Dorit]

It was the super bowl yesterday. Did you even know that?

[Chris]

Yes, of course. My favorite team won the Wild socks.

[Dorit]

Wait, does that mean your favorite team lost?

[Spencer]

Yes, they lost.

[Chris]

I just. I literally don't even know what happened.

[Dorit]

Is that a weak ruiner?

[Spencer]

Not a weak ruiner. It was a. It was a rough one, though. It was a rough one yesterday. It was a day ruiner yesterday. Well, I watched it with a bunch of people from Boston, and it was just like, when your team's losing really badly, you're just like, well, you got.

[Dorit]

A lot of Boston girls in la. Oh, wow.

[Spencer]

There's a lot here. I'm wearing my jersey around, and they're like, go Patriots. Everyone from Boston loves sports.

[Chris]

It's like a thing I'm trying to relate. Like, I'm trying to think what this would be. It's like when Lisa Rinna got kicked off Housewives. Oh, that was a day ruiner. It's like when she got kicked off Traders. That was a day ruiner.

[Dorit]

That was a weak ruiner. We're betting it all.

[Chris]

It really was.

[Dorit]

No, I know what you mean. It's. You don't have to produce the podcast. And this morning I was thinking, well, how am I going to produce the podcast with two men? Because normally.

[Chris]

What, me? Where'd you come from?

[Dorit]

Oh, my gosh. Don't feed it to the narrative on this podcast that I'm fucking with people. With the way I talk, and it's like, no. How many times can I just tell you? I'm from Utah. Do you not realize my accent?

[Spencer]

No, but I think it's funny that everyone thinks you're lying to them.

[Dorit]

People have started to think I'm playing into a bit with my accent, and I'm like, have you never met anyone from Utah? Morgan made me feel a lot better because she told me that everyone on Mormon or Mormon Wife's. It's like the housewives but for Mormons. Talk the same way her and I do.

[Chris]

Right, Right. Yeah. No, it's. It's not a bit. He does it. You know what's weird, though? You haven't turned being from Utah into your brand. Why not?

[Dorit]

Honestly, now that Utah's so popular, I feel like I should. Yeah, everything popular is all the pretty girls are in Utah. I mean, not all, but, like, the girls that are coming out of Utah are gorgeous. And they're responsible this year for dirty sodas. They're high up there in house design and decor.

[Spencer]

What does that mean?

[Dorit]

Like, design trends for homes are really. Utah is paving the way with a lot of popular designers. No, they're just really ahead on. On the trends.

[Chris]

And true crime.

[Dorit]

And true crime.

[Chris]

Like every true crime documentary that comes out. Like a mother from Utah. Okay, what's happening?

[Dorit]

Which I'm the dirty soda in for the first time ever, true crime story has never taken me like this Nancy Guthrie story. We'll get to that later. I feel like that's really heavy up front. I haven't even said, well, why you guys are here. Thank you, guys. I can always count on the two of them to show up for the sip when Lizzie can't. That poor woman has been down and out for this is seven weeks.

[Spencer]

She has a new sickness.

[Dorit]

Yes. Norovirus Took each member of their family down one by one by one. Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.

[Spencer]

Damn, that's brutal.

[Dorit]

And they all had it. Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[Chris]

I can't even. I mean, prayers up. I can't even think about it.

[Dorit]

Well, I know you don't think about it so much that you're like, spencer and I will fill in on this.

[Chris]

No, when you told me, you were like, well, I think she's fine now. It was. It was yesterday. I'm like, maybe not just because I really, like, I can't do that. We also.

[Dorit]

Well, I mean, we've just been down dry. Our nanny has also been sick. So it's been.

[Chris]

Which. It's what we. Yes, I. Yes, we Cannot throw in vomit into our lives right now. I'm so tired.

[Dorit]

And I do. I feel for Lizzie so much because she's trying to send her. Her elder son to school so that she can execute on a little bit of work and caring for the baby to maintain a little bit of peace. But then every time she sends Billy to school, Billy catches a sickness. It's cold and flu season.

[Chris]

I don't listen. Not to sound like a Mormon housewives podcast, but I'm. I don't know how I feel about your homeschool.

[Spencer]

You're on home school.

[Dorit]

Do you need to extend your mic a little?

[Chris]

I know. I feel like I'm not loud enough. Right?

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

First time. I don't love the idea of the daycare.

[Dorit]

You mean preschool or whatever.

[Chris]

I don't love it.

[Dorit]

I've been tour. I mean, virtually touring them all last week. I've been sending those kids to school. Well, I've been getting the details on all of the programs. I've called all of them. I've been trying to figure out which one we're gonna send our little children to. Cause me like, Lizzy, I'm ready to get these kids.

[Chris]

You don't get sick. That's the problem. You don't catch anything. It's me. It's me. Okay, wait, I killed that. Where'd that come from? Really is me. And it's.

[Dorit]

You want to reveal now that not only do.

[Chris]

No, I don't. Okay. Not only do I catch everything, it lingers for weeks. So I'm going to be sick all fucking year. And I know you're nervous. You're like, we need them to talk to more kids. Okay, we can figure that out.

[Dorit]

No, I just need things.

[Chris]

We need friends. We need with kids. We'll do group hangs. We'll. We'll go and we'll find other groups of. Of families who. I don't.

[Dorit]

The six element is the same. I just feel like you're going to get sick no matter what. And you and the children can build your immune systems together. No, you know what? I feel like they're getting to a stage in their life where they need the structure, the discipline, the comrade camaraderie of other students, the activities.

[Chris]

That's interesting for that to come out of your mouth is crazy, considering you are the most not disciplined.

[Dorit]

That's so not true. That's so not true. There's certain scenarios which come on. Like when my family are. Is in town, I will go out of my way to just avoid a tantrum because Everything can cause a two year old a tantrum. And we have two two year olds.

[Chris]

When their family's in town.

[Dorit]

Oh, what happened last night?

[Chris]

That was like a teaser. I better go with a teaser. I talked about last night. No. Okay, first of all, yesterday was such a funny day. So we.

[Dorit]

What?

[Chris]

When we're doing, you know.

[Dorit]

You want to talk about funny day and non disciplined. Now I'm going straight to Spencer.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

It feels like I'm some sort of therapist.

[Dorit]

Spencer, listen up. No, no, I'll let you have your piece. Just like Housewives. I'll zip it. And then I'll have my mom Dory.

[Chris]

Which by the way, we were watching Housewives and Dory, who I love, but she's like, she talks a lot, by the way, and she's always like, makes everything about herself and she's in full Gucci every. Every episode. And she's always just like, let me talk. I'm not done. Like, whatever. And Ryland. And in this specific episode, she was being a lot.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And every other cast member was like, she's being too much. And then Rylan turns to me and he goes, I'm Dorit. I said, that's very self aware. That's very self aware. Spencer's very Kathy Hilton vibes.

[Dorit]

Oh, my gosh. You are.

[Chris]

I wish.

[Dorit]

I mean, she's iconic. Where.

[Spencer]

Which housewives is this?

[Dorit]

Beverly Hills.

[Spencer]

It's that. The, like, classic one.

[Dorit]

I don't. We jumped on when all the Erika Jane stuff was going on with Tom Giraldi, which was like a big legal scandal.

[Chris]

Was that actually his name?

[Dorit]

I think so.

[Chris]

Remembered that. That's crazy.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that was literally.

[Dorit]

That happened five years ago. And they still bring it to the forefront of every season.

[Spencer]

I mean, you got, you know, you gotta poke it for everything you got.

[Dorit]

No. Yeah. So last night. Last night, I'm waiting on the edge of my seat.

[Chris]

Oh, I know. Dorit can't wait. Jump up and break a glass and yell at me. So, okay, so yesterday. So we divided yesterday in chunks because I had to get some work done. So, like, we did like three hour chunks. Me three hours. You three hours. Me three hours. You three hours. And during my chunks, I'm not like, mean or aggressive or whatever, but, like, I don't. When they're doing the tantrum thing or whatever, I talk to them and I just say, like, we're not doing that. We're not doing that. That's too much. And if you keep doing that, like, it's not. And then they'll. They'll they'll stop. Like, they understand. It takes a little while, but they'll understand. Ryland, you. Okay, so for example, before bed, we put Max down. And now it's time to put Jet down. And Jet's been doing this thing for the last few months where he wants. When Max goes to bed, Jet wants all the attention. He wants to read a book. He wants to have a song sung to. He wants a whole concert. He wants an eras tour.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And if he doesn't like the way you performed it, he doesn't clap.

[Spencer]

Really?

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, yeah.

[Spencer]

Wow, that's harsh.

[Chris]

More. More. He wants more.

[Dorit]

More book. More song.

[Chris]

More. Okay, so they go to bed at 7, right? But it's been getting to the point where now Jet is going down at 7:20. And I'm like, first of all, listen, I love 7:30 and I love Jet. I love Jet. Time. Max is done. He's ready for bed.

[Dorit]

Max reads his one book and then he's like all dine night, night. And then he walks me to his crib and he's ready to go to bed.

[Spencer]

He is kind of old man coded a little bit.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And Jet wants to be up all night, so. Okay. And it's really cute, right? And I love it. But yesterday I was so hungry and the food was sitting there rotting, and it got there at like 6:45. And I'm like, all right. They're going down at seven. Like, it's been a long day. Seven comes around jets like, song, song. And I'm like, okay, fine. Song. So then Ryan starts singing song. Okay, that's fine. Now it's a book. I'm like, okay, now we're doing a book. So the book is done. Now we're at 7:15 and I'm like.

[Dorit]

You'Re sitting on Shane's lap.

[Chris]

Time to wrap it up.

[Dorit]

And so I'm like, you know what? I'm gonna go get ahead of the chores. I'm gonna pull in the going to clean up.

[Chris]

Ryland literally goes r goes, here, you read the book. And. And I'm going to go. And I was like, wait, where are you going? 7:15. Where are you going?

[Dorit]

I'm going to do the things that I normally do after they go to bed so that, like, we can join forces at the same time.

[Chris]

He knows I can't put Jet to bed because Jet will scream in my face. Because if it's not you putting him to bed very specifically, he's screaming in the face, which is fine, but we don't want him to scream in the face at the end of the night. So he's on me, and then Jet looks at me like he knows book. And I was like, oh, my God, we've read this book so many times.

[Dorit]

The book is evil, by the way.

[Chris]

It's not.

[Spencer]

Which book is it?

[Chris]

No, let's not. Book shame. We don't know.

[Spencer]

I mean, it's a kid.

[Dorit]

I'm just saying some of these children have undertones of like, I can't believe what's happening sometimes.

[Chris]

It's not evil. It's just very like, huh?

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

It makes you think.

[Dorit]

Sometimes I'm just like, who is writing these? And put masks.

[Spencer]

Do you want to put it on blast?

[Chris]

No, we're not putting it on, but we also. We also. Are we in the book club? We also, like, I've done this thing, which I need to stop because I think it's funny where, like, so this book has a lot of animals in it. Like, animals that look like people. And I'll just be like, who's that? So, first of all, I pointed to a pig in, like, an outfit, and I said, who's that? And then Jack goes, dada. And I said, no, no, no, that is not data. We're not doing that. And then I said. And I said, no. And then I was like, oh, who's that? So that we started giving names to everybody. This is the nanny. This is the. This is Dada. This is Jet. This is Max or whatever. But now it's, like, getting to the point where, okay, next time the nanny reads the book and she's that pointing to a pagan address. And then Jet goes, you. I'm like, that's gonna be. Anyways, so, yes, me and jet, now it's 7:20. And I'm like, okay. It was so sweet. He was being so cute, but my stomach's like. And then he just kept going, daddy poop. Daddy poop. And I'm like, no. Yeah, Daddy's hungry. Daddy's stomach is rumbling whenever he hears a fart.

[Dorit]

This person poop. New diaper.

[Spencer]

I mean, this is. You're entering the poop era.

[Chris]

This is kind of gross. But so Jet was. He was, like, standing here, and I was reading him a book, and I was in the. And I was in the chair and, like, listen, it was a rough day for my tummy, and a little something was let out, but it was quiet. Yeah. And then, like, two seconds later, Jet looks. Looks at my butt, looks up at me, grabs, like, my butt, and then he goes, daddy poop. I Said, no, Daddy didn't poop.

[Spencer]

Yeah, let's maybe cut this habit before we go in public.

[Dorit]

So this is a new diaper.

[Chris]

Okay. So, yes. So now it's like, now we're getting on 7:25. Almost 7:30. Rylan goes back in the room, and I'm like, okay, time to go to bed. I love you. I love you. And then Rylan grabs Jett. I'm like, wait, he's going to bed now? Rylan sits down and puts Jet. And then he goes, one more song. I was like, oh, my God. Okay, fine. And then I said, ryland. And then. So then do the song. And now Ryan's like. And I'm like, okay, let's put Jet to bed. And then Jet goes, no, no. And then Ryan goes, he doesn't want to go to bed. I'm like, it's 7:30.

[Dorit]

No.

[Chris]

And then he goes, if I don't sing him another song, he'll be screaming. And I was like, then let him scream. Like, you can't just.

[Dorit]

The difference between one song, though, is like a peaceful, like, oh, he's happy. But it's also the nighttime is when he's arguably the sweetest. Because they're so active during the day now that they don't really want much to do with cuddle with you. And right before bed wants to be held. He wants to be, like, rocked in his chair. And I just think they're only going to be two for so long, and it is a difficult age with two of them.

[Chris]

You know what? I just. Oh, no, you go first.

[Spencer]

Well, I was just going to say I do see Shane's point about the discipline. That is kind of the opposite of discipline as well.

[Dorit]

You just said, okay, but then there's.

[Spencer]

Only going to be two words.

[Dorit]

Okay, but then get this. Get my side of the therapy session. Our therapist.

[Chris]

Well, can I just say one thing first?

[Dorit]

Yes. My lips are still.

[Chris]

Because I'll forget. I just realized something.

[Dorit]

Realize.

[Chris]

During. Realize. Realize. Realize.

[Dorit]

Yeah, so I didn't follow, but okay.

[Chris]

Real eyes realize. Real lies.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Dorit]

Okay, the therapist seems like he's siding with you.

[Spencer]

That's a good little, like, slam poem.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Chris]

It's from something. I have no idea why. I hope it's from not from things problematic. I hope it's not saying, like, Hitler. Yikes.

[Spencer]

I don't think Hitler was making poems like that.

[Dorit]

Oh, my God.

[Spencer]

He also didn't speak English.

[Chris]

Okay, good. That's. You never know, like, sometimes I'll think of, like, something funny and I'll say it And I'll be like, what if this is from, like, the most problematic episode of, like, a Disney show?

[Spencer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Anyways, so. Oh, yes. So I realized, okay, don't do your foam again.

[Dorit]

We all envisioned the poem in that moment.

[Chris]

I know, I know. So the boys are, like, so sweet to me from 11 to, like, three. Like, that's the window. They are just so sweet to me and loving to me. They don't scream, they don't fight, they don't do, you know, they just. Oh, so, so happy. They're so sweet and loving to you. Around bedtime. Oh, they. Oh, bedtime, bedtime, bedtime. It's because they want something. Eleven to three, feeding hour. And Daddy feed. Daddy feed.

[Spencer]

Good.

[Dorit]

I know you do.

[Spencer]

You gotta have some strong, healthy boys.

[Dorit]

No, no, you do. You do.

[Chris]

Well, I don't just give them the same. I. I give them different things sometimes. Like, if Jet's not in the mood for. If I say, like, what do you want? And he goes, yoga. And I'm like, okay, you already had yogurt. And then he goes, waffle. And I'm like, we already had waffle. We already had peanut butter. Like, I'll go through the list. I'll open the fridge, I'll let them look.

[Dorit]

And I'm like, no, I think it's.

[Chris]

Fun, but I'm a feeder.

[Dorit]

You're a feeder. And my thing is, if I prepared a meal, you're gonna eat the meal. I'm not just gonna waste this food. And if you're not gonna eat it, then you're not gonna eat it. Maybe at the next meal you'll be hungry.

[Chris]

And if you don't eat it, Daddy will sneak in with a waffle.

[Dorit]

Waffles, they're made out of, like, bananas.

[Chris]

They're horrible. I had one. I was like, yuck.

[Dorit]

I mean, yeah, they're not. They're like, made out of helpful.

[Spencer]

You guys, they haven't tried real food yet, probably. Oh, no, they only eat what you give it to him. So they only. They only know that they're working immediate year one every day.

[Chris]

They've never had real food. Okay. And at night time, they know that Daddy's not gonna let them stay up till 7:30. Daddy's gonna. It's time to go to bed at 7. Other Daddy, you could just be swayed. Are you guys still both.

[Spencer]

Daddy, you haven't. You haven't picked new ones?

[Chris]

I don't know what the alternative would be, so.

[Dorit]

Yeah, I don't love the alternative. Like, papa isn't for Me not for.

[Chris]

Papa has a belly.

[Dorit]

And what?

[Chris]

I'm scared.

[Dorit]

I mean, what? I guess.

[Chris]

I don't know.

[Guest]

I don't know.

[Chris]

But I'm not saying I don't have a belly. I'm just saying, like, I don't want to manifest a bigger one. And Papa's manifesting that.

[Dorit]

So here's what I come into. After Shane's shift, I go outside with the boys to realize my house is fully marked up with crayon. Everywhere, Chalk, chalk. All of the windows, all of my outdoor furniture, outdoor chalk. He just let them go.

[Chris]

Why not?

[Dorit]

It's everywhere. And he goes, why not? And I. Because you're teaching them that life is a canvas. No. He goes, well, you could just wash it off. And I go, well, then, A, what happened to washing it off? It's still there. And B, you're teaching them that it's okay to do. They can't differentiate outdoor chalk with the crayons in the house. They're just gonna think they can draw. Like, if we set the precedent that they can color wherever they want, they're gonna start coloring our walls inside with crayons.

[Chris]

I love that. See, but that's the problem is I love that. And I would never. I would never wash it. I'd be like, they did that.

[Dorit]

It's so bad. I'll insert pictures here. It's just.

[Chris]

You took pictures.

[Dorit]

Of course you are, Dorit.

[Guest]

And then I'm.

[Chris]

It's the reunion.

[Dorit]

I'm out there at lunch, like, while they're asleep, scrubbing it. And he would have just left it there forever. And yes, they're washable, but if you leave a washable thing on there for too long, it's no longer washable then.

[Chris]

Do you want to talk about our fridge?

[Dorit]

What about our.

[Chris]

At the office? Oh, you've seen it, and I know it's you because it's your brand deal, sweetie.

[Dorit]

Oh, yeah, you leave.

[Chris]

That.

[Dorit]

Today's podcast isn't sponsored by Factor, unfortunately.

[Chris]

Well, good, because I have a fucking problem with that.

[Dorit]

But it is a factor they make.

[Chris]

Those boxes out of.

[Dorit]

And you got to love SeatGeek. What do you mean?

[Spencer]

Are you transitioning to an ad right now?

[Dorit]

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[Chris]

She was.

[Dorit]

Yep.

[Spencer]

She performed.

[Dorit]

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[Spencer]

Yeah, careful, you're hitting on real political subjects.

[Dorit]

Wait, really?

[Spencer]

That's like a big thing.

[Dorit]

I mean, it was beautiful. I just couldn't understand it.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it was in Spanish.

[Chris]

You don't need.

[Dorit]

Well, like, when I was watching Heated Rivalry, I would turn on the subtitles and I could see there's something. I would like to know the lyrics.

[Spencer]

What language do they speak in Heated.

[Chris]

Rivalry is in Spanish.

[Dorit]

No, it's not in Spanish.

[Spencer]

It's in Russian.

[Dorit]

Yeah, he's one of the characters.

[Chris]

They don't have subtitles. I'm sure they already have subtitles.

[Dorit]

They do, but what I'm saying is, like, could you. I want to know his lyrics. Do that kind of thing? I don't know. I'm not trying to get political. I just. I didn't know what he was.

[Spencer]

Yeah, you're getting pretty close to.

[Chris]

Okay, so Gaga there.

[Dorit]

I don't know. She had him show up and.

[Chris]

Who?

[Dorit]

Ricky Martin.

[Spencer]

They were the. And also there was like. There were a bunch of celebrities just like hanging out, like. Like Peter Pascal, Cardi B. Was there.

[Dorit]

Beyonce and Jay Z in the pit?

[Spencer]

No, no, no. But this is not that. They weren't in the performance.

[Dorit]

Right. They were just there.

[Spencer]

Yeah, but there was like a, like, house set and they were just like people. Just like, Pedro Vasquela was just like, dancing around a little bit.

[Chris]

Cardi B didn't perform?

[Spencer]

No. Why? She said she's turned it down before. She said in some interview like, that they asked her to do the halftime show and she said, I don't have enough hits yet. I'll do it later.

[Chris]

Period.

[Spencer]

Which I think is really, for her. I think it was a few years ago.

[Chris]

I bet Chris was so happy.

[Spencer]

Yeah. You see a studio, it was him and his mom dancing to the halftime show. It's pretty cute.

[Chris]

I didn't know who Bad Bunny was. This was maybe like two years ago or something thing. How did that come up? Oh, we were talking about, like, who's the most listened to person on Spotify or something.

[Dorit]

Is it him?

[Chris]

And I was like, oh, it's probably, I don't know, Taylor Swift or Katy Perry because she has so many hits. So we were looking and then I was like, bad Bunny. I, like, didn't know who it was. And Chris was like, you don't know who that is? And I was like, I'm. I'm not fighting.

[Spencer]

Yeah, no, I don't know who that is.

[Dorit]

I can't interpret. Interpret the lyrics. I don't know them.

[Chris]

Chris was like, he's the biggest artist in the world. And I was like, I don't doubt it.

[Dorit]

I mean, I saw a lot of people sharing that. He's like a dick wiggle bringing, like, he's bringing tik tok dick wiggling into his performances. You didn't. It was like a clip that went viral. You saw it.

[Spencer]

He was doing his little dance.

[Dorit]

He's like. He's in, like, gym shorts and he's doing like, that dick I did in.

[Spencer]

This performance, not at the Super Bowl.

[Dorit]

This was like.

[Spencer]

I was like, I don't remember.

[Chris]

It was a political statement.

[Dorit]

Yeah, it honestly was.

[Spencer]

You know, I don't.

[Dorit]

I have not seen the Understood that I never understand.

[Chris]

I mean, whatever. I'm not. I don't watch sports, obviously. I mean, maybe if Bad Bunny showed up in the middle of Housewives, I'd be like, I'm confused. But, like, actually, no, I would love it, but I don't. I just don't care. Like, I get it is the biggest thing in the world. So if, like, something happens that people don't like and they're fighting over and this and that. But, like, it is funny that, like, my instagram like, people's Instagram stories. It is just interesting to see the sea of anger every day about something very specific.

[Spencer]

Gets so mad about anything nowadays, it's crazy. It's like, chill out. Like, it's not that big of a deal.

[Dorit]

Just, like, to stay.

[Spencer]

Nothing's a big deal.

[Dorit]

They're like, you don't got to get angry if you stay angry.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Dorit]

And so they just stay angry.

[Chris]

Well, no, not RuPaul. She's not angry, but that's what she says. You don't have to. If you stay ready, you don't have to get ready.

[Dorit]

Yeah. And nowadays it's just anger, period.

[Chris]

That's merch. If you don't wait. If you stay angry, you don't have to get angry.

[Dorit]

And that's social media's tagline.

[Chris]

Oh, what am I angry about?

[Dorit]

So were there any good commercials?

[Spencer]

Not really. They were pretty weak. The commercials are okay. My issue with the commercials in the super bowl is that everyone thinks now, like, whoa. Like, it. Oh, you guys, we got a bunch of celebrities. So our commercial is good. It's like, no, it's not. No one cares that you got, like, five celebrities for this ad. It sucks.

[Dorit]

And they just care about the paycheck.

[Spencer]

And it used to be a thing because celebrities didn't do commercials back in the day. And so, like, it was like, whoa. They got this big person. Now everyone does every ad. So it's not like after a big.

[Chris]

Deal, after you see the cast of Friends doing Kingdom Jump.

[Spencer]

Yes, exactly. Exactly. Yeah.

[Chris]

You can get anyone.

[Spencer]

Exactly.

[Dorit]

The cast, all of them. They all showed up.

[Chris]

What was that show? No, the fuck the game. The act. Kingdom Friends. It's like, hi, I'm Barack Obama, and this is my favorite game. What is happening?

[Spencer]

They get crazy celebrities.

[Chris]

How'd you get that?

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Millions of dollars.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Really, though? Because I feel. Not to get conspiracy about it, but I feel like these people have hundreds of millions of dollars. Why are they doing these weird game ads? Which, by the way, hit me up. But it is weird, right? Why? Is there something going on?

[Dorit]

Maybe they have expensive habits.

[Chris]

No, there's something going on. Right. Or maybe they're getting, like, a percentage of, like, the stock in the thing or. No, but that's illegal.

[Spencer]

I mean, it feels like it is.

[Dorit]

They.

[Spencer]

It probably is. What, like an hour out of their day, two hours out of their day to go on set and do that sort of thing? Like, it's gonna be a day.

[Chris]

Yeah, but they have hundreds.

[Spencer]

I know, I know. I can't explain it.

[Chris]

But, like, say $2 million. Say they get $3 million and they have to go do this game app commercial.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Yeah.

[Dorit]

I don't know. You could probably convince me if I was super loaded to do it, 300.

[Chris]

Million in the bank, I would be like, I'm just gonna take 3 million of my own 300 million and put it into some stock, and then that'll rise another 3 million, and then I'll have to do that.

[Spencer]

I know they're already doing that, so I don't.

[Chris]

Right.

[Spencer]

I don't get it.

[Chris]

Huh. But I love all of them. Every time I'm on Instagram and I swipe and I see, you know, a cast member of Friends going like, have you played this game? I'm like, I haven't played the game, but thanks for telling me about it.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it sucks. Yeah. I can't even. I literally cannot even remember. I also got a little drunk. I was sad about the game.

[Dorit]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

You were actually sad not to judge.

[Dorit]

Yeah, of course they get sad.

[Spencer]

Well, it's just like, it ruins my.

[Dorit]

Brother'S entire week when.

[Spencer]

I know. But it is.

[Dorit]

You've invested.

[Chris]

What happens if they win?

[Spencer]

It's such a. Oh, I'd be happy.

[Chris]

But, like, how long does that happen?

[Spencer]

No, it's.

[Dorit]

It's.

[Chris]

It's not quick happy.

[Spencer]

Like, I'm. I'm fine. No, it's. It's like if the happy would actually last longer than being sad. And then we did it.

[Chris]

By the way, this is not judgy, but it kind of is. But this is how I would feel, I guess, when Kelly Clarkson won American Idol. But I was 12. Okay. But, like, right now, if anybody won American Idol, that. Unless it was a personal friend, I wouldn't care. Right.

[Dorit]

Well, you don't get invested. Like, on Drag Race, you don't find one contestant that you're rooting for. And if they're done dirty, you get mad about it or you're upset about it?

[Chris]

Not really. Okay, so, I mean, I have Drag Race queens I like, but I'm not, like, angry. Or are you? I don't know, but I'm not, like, okay, here. Okay, so they win. Right.

[Dorit]

I was getting mad at the traders last week. Like, I. I was, like, screaming at the television. It's just not fair.

[Chris]

And I was like, inside, it's a show. Yeah.

[Spencer]

So that seems like maybe that's your attitude for most. Right.

[Chris]

But okay, so they win. Right? They didn't. Sorry to trigger you.

[Spencer]

It's okay.

[Chris]

They win. Who's they?

[Spencer]

The Patriots.

[Chris]

The Patriots. Go Patriots. They went. What's their, like, mascot?

[Spencer]

It's like a bird.

[Dorit]

A patriot.

[Spencer]

No, it's just like a. It's like, like a guy, like, like, it's like a like Revolutionary War guy with the gun, everything. It's not a good. It's not a good mascot.

[Chris]

Is he running out there in a big old costume?

[Spencer]

They have a guy with a big head and like a gun. So you have people with guns who shoot.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Spencer]

After they score. Anyway.

[Chris]

And who was the. Who won?

[Spencer]

The Seahawks?

[Dorit]

Seattle.

[Chris]

So that's a bird.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that's a bird.

[Chris]

Was it a big old bird running around?

[Spencer]

They have a big bird. I do like mascots. I do think they're funny.

[Dorit]

You know, I wanted to be a mascot when I was growing up.

[Chris]

Really?

[Dorit]

Yeah. It was my first dream.

[Chris]

Yeah, there's something there. You could hide in it and be gay in it.

[Dorit]

We used to go because my dad, my dad's job, he had season passes to all because he was in construction. So it was like he would take all of his clients. So it was something that they had.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

And so whenever they weren't taking a client, he would rotate the kids and I would always be like, oh, I have to go to this fucking game. Are you kidding me? This sucks. So I would just fixate on the mascot and then I always thought, you know, I could be a mascot. And that was my first dream. I thought I'd be a mascot at one of these, like the Jazz Bear.

[Chris]

You kind of are. I didn't mean to do a pop. Just happened. That was really crazy. But you kind of are a mascot.

[Dorit]

What was your first dream job?

[Chris]

Well, okay.

[Dorit]

What, you had something more to say about football?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Oh, keep going.

[Chris]

Well, okay, so the traitors win or whatever. Whatever. Patriots. Yeah, Patriots win.

[Spencer]

That's how the British see them.

[Chris]

They win. Okay, you're with your friends. Everybody screams.

[Spencer]

So happy. So, okay, everyone takes shots.

[Chris]

Yeah, it's like New Year's Eve. The war's over. Turn to your friend and like. Are you crying?

[Spencer]

No, no, it's. I'm not invested that much, but it's more like. It's also because it's such a build up over the whole season. It's like, oh, we could win. We could win. We can win. Yeah, you're kind of. You're kind of goony goon ball gooning to a 23 year old. Like, the athletes are so young now. It's like, really? The quarterback, he's 23 and it's like odd. It's like he looks like a baby and it's like I'm like, I'm like investing time into a 23 year old. Wow. It's not. Anyway, but so. But I'm not that like. But I think if I. If we won the whole thing, I'd be happy for a while. But while. Because you won the whole. You won the whole.

[Chris]

So like today you would have been.

[Spencer]

Like.

[Dorit]

Such a good mood.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Really?

[Spencer]

Yeah, I would have.

[Chris]

I love that. I wish anything did that to me.

[Dorit]

Nothing.

[Chris]

Sunsets don't care.

[Dorit]

Yeah, it's very weird.

[Chris]

See a dolphin. All right, I've seen it.

[Dorit]

But he likes the ocean. But not too.

[Chris]

I love this sound, but I wouldn't goon for it. I wouldn't be like, ocean.

[Dorit]

Well, yeah. You're not rooting for it.

[Chris]

I am rooting for the ocean.

[Spencer]

We're all rooting for the ocean.

[Dorit]

Sid. Nothing's exciting to you. This is getting dark. Maybe this is something you should take to therapy. Actually, no.

[Chris]

I get excited about like food. I get excited about.

[Spencer]

Well, I think. I think the process of making the pilot. I feel like you. I like saw that side of you, like came alive. You invest like a lot into that, you know, but it like. Yeah, like. But also like energetically, like every day on set. It's. I feel like that's your.

[Chris]

Yes. Like that's my Super Bowl.

[Dorit]

You're a creative.

[Chris]

People mean when they say that.

[Spencer]

That's why they say that you're a.

[Dorit]

Super creative and that's what fuels you. And that's why you're a workaholic. Because.

[Spencer]

I was super creative.

[Dorit]

He. I mean that is what. That does affect you. Like if you're in the middle of creating something, you're lit up. Right. And.

[Spencer]

And like if it came out comparable. What? Well, well, it's more like.

[Chris]

Well, you're saying it's like. But, but, but, but Spencer's not in the Super Bowl.

[Spencer]

No.

[Chris]

So you're saying you're like mine is more pathetic?

[Spencer]

No.

[Chris]

Are you more excited about getting a truck, which is a big moment, versus if your team won the Super Bowl. You can't compare the two things.

[Spencer]

Oh, no, that's tough. I think I was happier for more days of the truck than the Super Bowl.

[Chris]

Take away family, friends, pets, right? Yeah, I guess. Food. Like if somebody told me, oh my God, they're opening up a Dutch bros within like they are five to 10 minutes from my house.

[Dorit]

Well, they're opening 125 minutes.

[Chris]

It's my superpower. It's my Super Bowl.

[Spencer]

And then, like, your team losing is. Ah. They decided not to do it. It'd be like, oh, we lost.

[Dorit]

Yeah. Or they closed down the Golden Spoon in Calabasas. That was a.

[Chris]

It was time. And I love Golden Spoon, but. Okay, getting a little dirty in there.

[Spencer]

That's like when your sports team is, like, everyone's old and retiring. It's like, it's time. It's over.

[Dorit]

All right, well, speaking of Shane being creative, are you writing down a note of something I need to cut?

[Spencer]

No.

[Chris]

Would you rather me do that than tell you? Than, you know.

[Dorit]

Okay. Okay, fine. Speaking of you being super creative. You don't want to talk about it?

[Chris]

What?

[Dorit]

That you just farted out episode two of the series.

[Chris]

Daddy poop.

[Dorit]

Daddy pooped?

[Chris]

I. Yeah, it was, like, so yesterday.

[Spencer]

Wait, you farted out what?

[Dorit]

Episode two series. It's done.

[Chris]

I woke up.

[Spencer]

Oh. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Chris]

I woke.

[Spencer]

I mean, okay, yeah, that's crap.

[Dorit]

I mean, it's. Yeah, it's. It's crazy.

[Chris]

I don't know. I woke up and I, like, saw it, and then I just started writing, and then I kept going, and then I was, like, 53 pages, and I was like, is that it? But I need to read it back because what if it's.

[Dorit]

Oh, I loved it. I also read it in chunks. I was reading it as he was writing it. He'd, like, send me a chunk as it was done. I didn't read it in one sitting.

[Chris]

But how many lines does Dylan have?

[Dorit]

That's very. No, you were the one, like, gassing. Honestly, Dylan's a star in this episode, and I'm just saying. Wow.

[Spencer]

I love it.

[Dorit]

If the streamer doesn't recast me, this is huge for me.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. I didn't put Spencer's role in. I'll work it in. Rage room employee. You have more to do than just be a rage room employee. What if you're.

[Spencer]

My stomach's going crazy.

[Chris]

Oh, no.

[Spencer]

I haven't eaten anything today.

[Chris]

Oh, no.

[Dorit]

Oh, I can fix that in just about 10 minutes.

[Chris]

Where are you guys gonna go?

[Dorit]

Well, Chris is gonna meet us for the food portion, and, I don't know, you sent me a few things. Well, the bummer. McDonald's caviar doesn't start till tomorrow.

[Spencer]

McDonald's caviar?

[Dorit]

Isn't that disgusting? I'm kind of glad.

[Spencer]

Wait, actual caviar?

[Chris]

Does it come in, like, a little container?

[Dorit]

I don't know. This is what they're saying. Caviar on chicken nuggets.

[Chris]

Launching tomorrow.

[Spencer]

Fish eggs.

[Chris]

Did they. But is it real at McDonald's?

[Spencer]

Like, that's the most expensive thing. How do they have that?

[Dorit]

I don't know.

[Spencer]

That's.

[Chris]

McDonald's. Prices have gone up.

[Dorit]

Exactly. But I just couldn't believe that something can fall out of you like that. You couldn't. Like, you couldn't. If you put me in a room and we're like. You couldn't come out and tell an episode of something written. I don't think I could it.

[Chris]

But it's not. It's. It's more.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Chris]

This is not to get political.

[Dorit]

Oh, we already have. I fear with me saying I couldn't come. Yeah, I couldn't. I couldn't understand.

[Chris]

That was crazy. Got me out of that.

[Dorit]

Well, I just couldn't understand it.

[Chris]

It's.

[Spencer]

By the way, obviously, you know we speak Spanish.

[Dorit]

I didn't know. But I. Aren't some of the ones that are on the radio, like.

[Spencer]

No, he's all. It's all Spanish. All his songs are Spanish.

[Chris]

It's his song Bombay. Bombay. Is that like a copyright free song I put in the pilot? Yeah.

[Spencer]

I don't if that's a bad Bunny.

[Chris]

What do you guys want to talk about? Turn it down to the bumby bumby.

[Dorit]

I mean, he's a great performer.

[Spencer]

I hope no one knows what you're.

[Chris]

Talking about in the comments. Please let me know. Is. Is that a bad bunny song? Did I get it?

[Dorit]

Am I gonna get canceled saying I don't speak Spanish?

[Spencer]

No, it was just the funny. The way he said it.

[Chris]

I don't think so.

[Spencer]

It was like exactly how like every, like, right wing person's like, he's not even speaking English at the Super Bowl.

[Chris]

Yeah, literally, that's what you just did.

[Dorit]

Oops, sorry. Okay, so you were saying not to toot your own horn.

[Chris]

Oh, no. What I was just saying is things like that I give the credit to, like, God. Because I feel like, yeah, you are an athlete. Because when something like when you sit in a room and you have to force yourself to come up with something that's different than when, like, you literally, it gets dropped into your head and you have to get it out. It's like when, like Lady Gaga or, you know, they're like, oh, this song, literally, it just dropped out of me. But then I'll sit in a room for days and I can't come up with a hit or whatever. Not to say the pilot's a hit. I'm just saying, like, the first episode happened like that. And Then it's been like a year and a half since I wrote that. And then this one just like. And I was like, oh, to me, that's not like me. That's something else.

[Dorit]

Yeah, just six more of them need to come from something else real quick. Well, I'm just saying.

[Spencer]

Real quick.

[Dorit]

I think. I do think there's an advantage when he's selling the pilot to be like, I also have every script for the entire season.

[Chris]

That is a funny imagine. I mean, they're not going to want to read it. They're going to be like, we're not going to read it. A thousand pages.

[Dorit]

I know. I'm just saying because he. You did already have the season arc for each of the main characters mapped out. But it is kind of crazy to be like, well, if you want to pick this up, like, we can kind of move into pre production if you like the. The season. But it's just so fun. And the writing on it is so fun. I am so excited for what's to come with that. But. Yeah, I was just impressed by you.

[Chris]

What do you want?

[Dorit]

I know. I was impressed.

[Spencer]

I literally.

[Chris]

So nice.

[Dorit]

I was sitting up.

[Spencer]

That was.

[Dorit]

It was Shane shift. Right. I'm sitting up in my bedroom hiding from him and my family.

[Chris]

Hiding when I'm with the babies out during my shift. Rylan, if you need something in the kitchen, he'll literally do this thing where.

[Dorit]

He crawls or a run. Yeah. Because they see me and it's.

[Spencer]

What was that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

It's like the ring. And then he'll crawl in and grabs, like, grab something off the counter. I'll say a little hand. And then he, like, disappears. And then. But then, like, Max will turn and be like, Max knows. Max turns. He goes.

[Dorit]

And then he starts chasing me. And I'm like, oh, God. So yesterday I just went to Pilates and then I hid in my room and I read.

[Chris]

Yeah. And then I came here because I was writing and I was like, I need to go write somewhere else.

[Dorit]

No, no. The hour divvy wasn't fair, but we don't need to get it.

[Chris]

And then I was.

[Spencer]

I don't think we need to get that.

[Chris]

Got home from. From yoga or whatever. And then I have my backpack and said, all right, I'm leaving. Time for your shift. And then he goes, what? You can't leave. Like, no, Daddy's leaving.

[Dorit]

Bye, Daddy.

[Spencer]

No, don't leave.

[Dorit]

Jack got his first. Well, what's going on with you, Spencer? How was your week? Yeah, well.

[Spencer]

Oh, I mean, I don't know what is happening with me. What did I do this weekend?

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Well, you filmed your first film.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah. Oh, it's a video. It's not a film.

[Dorit]

He's bringing.

[Chris]

It felt like a movie.

[Spencer]

It's like five minutes.

[Chris]

Wait, is it done?

[Spencer]

He showed me a rough cut of it.

[Dorit]

What?

[Chris]

Yeah, I want to see.

[Dorit]

Oh, my God.

[Chris]

Premiere.

[Dorit]

I mean, I guess we don't have to do it here, but I think that we're gonna have to sit.

[Chris]

Okay. Explain it.

[Spencer]

Oh, it was. It's. It just turned into, like, it turned. Wait, so basically, I take him back.

[Dorit]

You got a new car?

[Spencer]

I got a new car. And then Shane was like, oh, a good video for Patreon would be like, if you filmed a car tour, like, you know, do car thing. And then Rylan was sending me videos of, like, these crazy people who do car tours on YouTube, and I was like, I feel like it'd be kind of boring if I just did it myself, because it's also, like, it's kind of a baseline model, so there's not that many features. Like. Like, it doesn't have even, like, electric seats or anything. So I was. I'm not. There wasn't that much to show. I was like, these people are crazy. It'd be fun if we did, like, a parody of it, and then, you know. Yeah, that'd be good. One thing to another. And then I kind of wrote a beats for, like, basically, like, an old school kind of YouTube sketch. And then Jared came, and then Joe, who you guys know from back in.

[Chris]

The day, he used to film sketches.

[Spencer]

Yeah, he was super funny, and he had a lot of really funny ideas, too. And so we just kind of ended up just filming a sketch of a car tour where me and Jared are like these, like, corny, like, hey, how you doing, buddy? Like, we were doing these, like, characters and then did this whole. There's, like, a twist to it, a dark twist, and then, yeah, it's a dark twist. And it turned into this, like, a five, six minute long, like, very throwbacky YouTube sketch video, which I think we're gonna put on the Shane Dawson Patreon.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Chris]

I'm excited.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Chris]

Are you? Do you feel like. Okay, so you saw a rough cut. What is that? I thought it was pretty music in it.

[Spencer]

No, there's no music. It was just. But it's very basic. Like. Like, it was super. Like, we were even looking at the footage, and he's like, yep, we can just cut this to this to this. To this, because those videos are basic anyways. They're just a guy. Hey, check out.

[Dorit]

Are you gonna send it to your broken up improv group and say, look at me now?

[Spencer]

I'm still friends with them. Oh, geez. That's why I like watching Super Bowl Bad Blood. I will say they all auditioned for a puppet improv thing. And I was like, I'm not doing that. I'm not gonna do a puppet improv audition. And then they all came back. They were like, yeah, that was like, the worst thing I've ever experienced. Oh, no. So I'm glad I had a good sense on that one, because even if I do it, it's like, yeah, I do puppet improv. Like, I don't need that to be my thing.

[Dorit]

Yeah. I don't. I would never do that. I would never do puppet improv.

[Chris]

Can you get canceled for something you say through a puppet?

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

I feel like Jeff Dunham would say no. Right?

[Chris]

Oh, interesting. Maybe. But he's not offensive.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Isn't he, like, family friendly? Like, imagine. Well, I don't want to get too dark, but imagine, like, if, you know, if a comedian says something horrible, but it's the puppet. Is the. Is this. Is the TMZ article a picture of the puppet?

[Dorit]

No, it's the creator.

[Chris]

That's a crazy thing to think about.

[Spencer]

Everyone just treats the puppet like it said the wrong thing.

[Chris]

Oh, no. And then if your puppet gets canceled, it's just like sitting in a room collecting.

[Spencer]

Yeah, that's.

[Chris]

Yeah, that is really. That's a movie. Write it about a puppet who gets canceled.

[Spencer]

That's the next inspiration.

[Chris]

That's.

[Spencer]

Oh, no.

[Chris]

It's like the worst thing ever. Yeah.

[Spencer]

That one.

[Dorit]

Maybe.

[Spencer]

Maybe keep that one in the arc.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. Cut to it making a billion. It got to it being like, well, I guess. Ted, isn't that a puppet?

[Spencer]

Yeah. And that's like, the most.

[Chris]

Or. No, it's just alive.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's like an alive teddy bear.

[Chris]

Do people question it?

[Spencer]

I don't know. There's a whole show now. There's a show now.

[Chris]

Oh, because, like, I remember the trailer and I remember the. The bear was like. Like trying to a girl.

[Spencer]

Yeah. And I was like, sex.

[Chris]

Is that real? It was confusing. Is that real?

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Spencer]

I mean, they don't show, like, bear penetration.

[Chris]

Whoa.

[Spencer]

I don't think as the bear is fine.

[Dorit]

Okay.

[Chris]

Staring at you.

[Dorit]

So I know that you guys wouldn't want. Well, when that does go live, I'll make sure to let you Guys know and share a link so that you can all enjoy.

[Chris]

Well, now, it sounded like a Patreon plug.

[Dorit]

Well, it's. It just is what it is.

[Chris]

Maybe, maybe.

[Dorit]

And if you like this, literally what we do on your Patreon as well, the three of us sit in this exact.

[Chris]

Like, we don't want.

[Spencer]

We don't want. Yeah. They're like, please bring Lizzie back.

[Dorit]

Except Shane produces it. So he gives like. I don't know, it's. Yeah.

[Spencer]

Shane has his list of things instead.

[Dorit]

Of me having my list of things, which I thought in honor of you, I could do my rabbit hole. Okay. Because I know you're not going to want to do Hot Topics. So I have like a rabbit hole paying homage to the stp. And my rabbit hole right now is fucking mountain lions. I. Well, because a pack of mountain lions killed a marathon runner in Colorado, tragically so. Which they've said for a long time that oftentimes a mountain lion isn't trying to go out of their way to attack a human unless it's with its cubs. And.

[Spencer]

And yeah.

[Dorit]

Thinks it needs to protect it. But I guess mountain lion attacks have been on the rise. And so it's become a real big fear of mine because I know we live in an area where there are mountain lions. And I walk the dogs every day. I walk the streets with our babies. Why are you doing and. Because I saw that one story and watched it. Now my whole home feed on my homepage on YouTube is different people having encounters with mountain lions. And now I'm so terrified. So I not only wanted to ask Spencer what he thinks because he's a nature man, you know, and he's had a bear run in himself. I've had a couple, but I'm just like, do I have to walk with bear spray now? Do I have to be a fanny pack girl and always have it on?

[Chris]

You're talking about mountain lions.

[Dorit]

Bear spray works for mountain animal mates.

[Chris]

Okay.

[Dorit]

I mean, it's like. Because now my homepage is so many videos. Like, I don't know if you've ever come across this, but this guy was being chased for six minutes. And it's going at him like, every. Like to every minute or so, it pounces at him with his paws.

[Spencer]

Yeah. And he's like.

[Dorit]

And so it's like, you're just never supposed to break eye contact. You're supposed to never turn your back to them. You're supposed to get big, be loud, and just keep going. But a lot of times the, like, I'd be afraid my ass is gonna trip on a rock. These people are just, like, going back and like, stop, stop, stop. But now it's my biggest fear, and it's infiltrating everything. It's taken over my dreams.

[Spencer]

Jesus.

[Dorit]

Just.

[Spencer]

You want to know when I did, like, wilderness trip leading, like, whether they would tell us about mountain lions, which is like, a scary fact, is that, like, if you're in the wilderness and you see a mountain lion, it's. It's bad.

[Dorit]

It's bad because they are so good.

[Spencer]

It's. Yeah. Being secret and stealthy and stalking you that it's like, a lot of the time you would never know. Like, and they're just like. Because they're just. Usually they're just curious, like, what's this guy doing? Like, what are they doing? Then you could go out of their area and it's fine. But, like, a lot of times, like, you would never. Like, most of them, you would never know. So when you, like, see one, it's like. Like, that's bad news.

[Dorit]

And so now it's my biggest fear. Every time I go to leave the house where you guys are.

[Spencer]

It's fine.

[Dorit]

It's. It's. Even though it's the middle of nowhere, it is. There is a house in view at all times. It's not like. So I'm thinking I could just scream and somebody would come out of their house with, like, a gun or something.

[Spencer]

Like, these marathon runners, Colorado are in the middle of nowhere.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

They're in, like, the real wilderness. Like, you guys are close to. Like, you're in the wilderness, but there's stuff nearby.

[Dorit]

Yes. The base of where that person was running is a neighborhood in Colorado. And there's ring camera footage from this woman being like, oh, here's a pack of five of them in my backyard. And she goes, I have to live differently now. And I kind of felt that way when we saw the bear, but now I'm just, like, on edge. So I think I'm just going to carry the bear spray with me.

[Chris]

Now we have bear spray.

[Dorit]

After we saw the bears, we got bear spray. Yeah.

[Chris]

So does everybody carry that?

[Dorit]

Nobody carries that.

[Spencer]

You'll be. You guys. Yeah.

[Dorit]

You think I'm fine.

[Chris]

By the time a mountain lion comes, you're not. I mean, it's over, right?

[Spencer]

Yeah. I mean, yeah. If it really wanted to kill you, it would kill you. That's what I think. The one where the video. The guy, like, that's. It's trying to. It's. And it's Trying to, like, get him out of there, I think.

[Dorit]

And that one did have its, like, it first the man started recording because he saw the cubs.

[Spencer]

Yeah, exactly.

[Dorit]

I don't know what they're called of. And then the mom came out and started just chasing him for six minutes. And it's just. So that's my new rabbit hole fear. And now YouTube knows I'm afraid of it. So every time I open my homepage, there's another video. And there's always like 30,000 comments on these videos. And it's just wild.

[Spencer]

I do want to say again, you guys will be fine. Where you with.

[Dorit]

Okay. I mean, we have been there.

[Spencer]

Also having dogs and walking dogs and having dog smells around there, I think is helpful too.

[Dorit]

Yeah, like, and a lot of people walk in that area of all ages. So I just feel like if it was that big of a danger, I would. He's like, going to throw up and not let me leave the house anymore. I guess we could move. I love our house, though.

[Chris]

Well, now I'm afraid of you literally even going to yoga because now my Instagram homepage is just people driving their cars into buildings.

[Dorit]

That was tragic this week in la.

[Chris]

I mean, it's like, at this point, and I'm so scared of cars accidents in general. Like, in my homepage now, I don't know what is happening because I don't like any of them, but it's just constant car accident. And I'm like, this is my biggest fear. So now every time he leaves the house, I get on my knees, I pray. It's like a whole thing. But now, like yesterday, I was just like, you're not leaving. You're not going. Now you got me scared of mountain lions. Well, what am I going to do?

[Dorit]

I guess we'll just have to move and never leave and make everyone come to us and be. What is that called when you can't leave the house?

[Spencer]

Agoraphobe.

[Dorit]

Agoraphobic.

[Chris]

Mm. Okay.

[Dorit]

Yeah. Well, what's on the menu for today's eating? Oh, you're done with us.

[Spencer]

I think he's done with a mountain.

[Dorit]

I know, I know.

[Spencer]

With a mountain lion.

[Dorit]

Okay. You didn't want to talk about Susan Powder. We watched the documentary last night, and then I was saying on Patreon that you guys were coming and somebody asked. I just thought, oh, it kind of goes with that. Will Shane ever do another docu series?

[Chris]

I mean, I guess at some point I probably should. Haven't posted on that channel in so long.

[Dorit]

Who cares?

[Spencer]

Yeah, I don't think that.

[Dorit]

I'm just saying, like, we're fine. We don't need to stress about our main channels being dead.

[Chris]

Oh, he's not dead.

[Dorit]

Mine is. Okay. I'm projecting for myself. My main channel's dead. She's gone, girl. Rip, yours is not. But I think the focus is something different.

[Chris]

Right? I mean, I would have to care about it a lot. And that's the thing. I don't. If I cared about what was happening on the Internet right now, I would. Do you know, whoever the new Tiktoker is.

[Dorit]

It's hard to care when everyone's angry.

[Spencer]

But I think that's like how someone who makes documentaries should. Like, you shouldn't be like, fuck, all right, I gotta make one. Like, no, I think it's like when.

[Dorit]

Like you should be so strong.

[Spencer]

Like this show, like before the piloting, like you didn't really want to make a show, but then the concept hit you and it was like, okay, I have to make it. So I think it's gonna be the same thing of like, like, whoa. Like I'm talking like a rabbit hole, but like extended. Like, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'd love to talk to this person then. Like, okay. Like, then I think it would go from there.

[Chris]

Right? Thank God.

[Guest]

I.

[Dorit]

Well, because you're never gonna make a show.

[Chris]

Well, that. But also like, yeah, if I wouldn't have got canceled and I was still like on that treadmill.

[Spencer]

Yeah, yeah.

[Chris]

Of making stuff like that, like the channel would have turned into like, I can't even think. Like, I mean, and no offense, I'm sure they're sweet, but you know, like a 10 part series about, you know, boom. Which honestly sounds good. Like what happened? You know what I mean?

[Spencer]

Yeah. Where is the real thumbnail?

[Chris]

Like the truth about the. The cookie or whatever that was the.

[Dorit]

Oh, sorry. No, the truth about the cookies.

[Chris]

That's what they do, right? It's like cookies.

[Spencer]

Yeah, they like cookies.

[Chris]

Oh my God, Our boys would love that.

[Dorit]

The day to day of that lifestyle was the worst. It was too much pressure, high of stakes. It's just like it wasn't fun. Like I would much.

[Chris]

There were moments of fun. Like I did enjoy editing those but like the actual filming sometimes was like. It was a lot like. And then.

[Dorit]

But then the stress about it. Then somebody would be like, well, that can't be in that. And then, yeah, it's all drama. And then it just. There was. It seemed like there was a fire every day always. And it just wasn't a fun life. Like, no. A life's fun lifestyle.

[Chris]

It was like, killing my stomach. I felt like every day my stomach was turning. Turning.

[Spencer]

Daddy poopy.

[Chris]

Daddy, daddy poop.

[Spencer]

Yeah. I think. I think also having it be about a specific person who has an online. Like, I mean, I wasn't there for that, but, like, that seems like that would be stressful because everyone's worried about image and, like, what did I say? And creative and I feel like you recently been more interested. Like, I was talking to Jared and we were filming this, and, I mean, but, like, he was like, oh, I want to film a documentary about the Hot Wheels culture and subculture. That would be really interesting because you're in it.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Passionate about it.

[Spencer]

I just watched a really good one about these guys who get into, like, bird watching for a whole year, and I thought it was me. Boring. It was really good documentary, and it's just, like, super interesting watching.

[Dorit]

Well, you gotta drop the name now in case people.

[Spencer]

It's called listers. It's on YouTube and it's really, really good. It's these two kind of like stoner guys, and they get into bird watching, and it's like them interacting with all the old people who are watching who are crazy about it. But I was like, that would be perfect for Hot Wheels because it's like, there's so many weird characters in this world that I would love to see them talk about it and, like, show their collections and stuff. But I feel like a sort of subculture feels like there's probably less individual stress. I don't know about. It's. I don't know when you guys are doing it.

[Chris]

It is funny that, like, there was a moment in time where the docu series on you. Not to say I had anything to do with it, but, like, it became a thing where it was like, everybody wanted to do a docu something, like, on YouTube.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

And then it kind of. The streamers started doing, like, docu things. And I remember it got to a point where it was like they were just turning everything into, like. Which is fine. But also they would just try to make it so dramatic. Like, what was one I was watching where it was like, the truth about, you know, fucking Play DOH or whatever. Like, oh, my God, like, we're doing this.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Chris]

So that is interesting. But I would watch the Hot Wheels one. What is it called? What does it call it? Jared has a term for it when he finds a Hot Wheels.

[Spencer]

Yeah, exactly. It's like, I don't remember, but I.

[Chris]

Know that should be the name of It.

[Spencer]

Oh, yes, yes. Yeah, because that's the bird watching thing. It's like if you're a bird watcher, it's a lister.

[Dorit]

Sandy will let him know. Sandy listens.

[Chris]

He calls it a. It's a. He's like, oh, it's a fuck. I don't remember.

[Spencer]

I know he was saying it too. I forget. But he would be. He would be great at it.

[Chris]

Yeah, that would be good.

[Spencer]

All right, Jared.

[Dorit]

Okay, well. Oh, let's each pick one card. I went through and I got some cards and that's how we can end this off.

[Chris]

I picked you have to pee. But it's okay.

[Dorit]

Yeah, it's okay. Okay. If you get a relationship you won, then just. You can either ask. Oh, this is a relationship.

[Spencer]

It is. Yeah. How does each of you respond to disappointment? Where did you learn that?

[Dorit]

Actually, what the fuck is it?

[Chris]

What?

[Spencer]

Oh, wait, what is it?

[Dorit]

I. So when the sip started, I got like multiple different card games. So I just went through them today and picked a few.

[Spencer]

Okay.

[Dorit]

Okay. Do you gotta go pee?

[Spencer]

The partner.

[Dorit]

You want to leave us forever?

[Chris]

No, I just had to.

[Dorit]

Okay, go pee. Go pee. Spencer and I can do this one. How do you deal with disappointment?

[Spencer]

Probably not very well. How did I respond yesterday? I feel like I tend to turn towards, like food or like. Like drinking something or smoking. You know what I mean?

[Dorit]

I feel like I turned a vice.

[Spencer]

A vice, which is probably a very unhealthy way to do it, I guess. Depends. What, what the Very, like, vague.

[Dorit]

Okay. You know, let's pick a different one. Maybe one of these thinner cards will be not relationship oriented.

[Spencer]

What's your best scar story?

[Dorit]

Do you have one?

[Spencer]

Well, I have this one from my surgery, I guess. 1.

[Dorit]

The Ultimate Scar then.

[Spencer]

And then I have this one on my. Right here. That was a burn scar from when I was a kid and I was a greedy little boy and my mother was making brownies and I reached into the oven. You know that like red hot thing that's like around.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

And I like, like stuck on there and I like a really bad burn on my hand as a child. Always remember, God was teaching me to be patient with you, honey.

[Dorit]

I really think I only have one scar. It's like right above my hip. And I was riding a scooter and a car was coming, so I tried to turn really fast, just like get out of the car's way. It slipped out from under me and I like slid across the pavement. And it's still a scar like this big on my hip.

[Spencer]

Damn.

[Dorit]

But I don't think I have any other scars. Yeah.

[Spencer]

And then I guess I have the scar on my finger from when I cut my tendon.

[Dorit]

That was crazy.

[Spencer]

You can't really see it very well, but yeah, that was crazy.

[Dorit]

There was like, summers back to back where you did severe injuries.

[Spencer]

Yeah, I have bad medical luck. I started a new therapist and I was telling her, and she was like, yeah, yeah. And then I started saying she's like, oh, my God. You really do.

[Dorit]

Did you like the new therapist?

[Spencer]

I did, actually. She's good. Wow. Which we're talking about on Office Party, but continue here.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Spencer]

She's good so far. One, one and done. And not one and done. One one down.

[Dorit]

I'll never see her again.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Did you go in person?

[Spencer]

I don't like to do it. I can't do it online. I lie if I do. I'm like, yeah, I'm doing great. Yeah. Like, no, I need. They need to be able to, like, read my energy in the room. Like, oh, no, that's not.

[Dorit]

Do you have anything you tried really hard to like, but couldn't? Did you try?

[Spencer]

I haven't tried it yet. Yeah, that's not gonna be what I'm watching by myself. That's maybe if someone puts it on for fun thing. I don't know what's it. I don't know what's it would be. Have to be like a girl's apartment and like, oh, we're watching this. Oh, no, I made it. What do I pretend to like? I don't know. Do you have one?

[Dorit]

I'm trying to think something. I tried really hard to understand that everybody's obsessed with, you know, I mean, this is old, but everyone's obsessed with Modern Family. And I have tried so many times. I've watched the pilot episode of that show, like, 15 times. And then the other day I asked Shane. I was like, maybe I just have to get past pilots sometimes. Like, our pilots just bad.

[Spencer]

I mean, especially for that show. It's not like there's like, well, I don't even know what's going on. It's like, you get it. Like, it's a sitcom, you know, I mean, like, I think you could just move on. That show also has, like 15 seasons or something.

[Dorit]

Well, and everyone's. Because there's like a gay couple then has a family. And I'm always like, I want to join in on this, and I just never have been able to.

[Spencer]

That's a good one.

[Dorit]

But it's been on my to do list forever.

[Spencer]

Is there something you have that you pretended to like that or that you've.

[Dorit]

Tried really hard to like, but you just couldn't?

[Spencer]

I think, you know, some good ones.

[Chris]

Hmm.

[Spencer]

I'm trying to think of what, for me, would be.

[Dorit]

You know, I could take these in the car.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Oh, let's end on this one. What's your most used emoji, Spencer? If you go to your, like, if you tap the emoji button, you'll. Let me see. Mine's the red heart. Gotta love it.

[Chris]

Dessert with fruit in it.

[Spencer]

Oh, that's good.

[Dorit]

Oh, dessert with fruit. Yeah. All right, you guys.

[Chris]

Well.

[Dorit]

Oh, what's your most liked emoji?

[Spencer]

It's like the crying, laughing.

[Dorit]

Oh, the very millennial one.

[Chris]

Really?

[Spencer]

Yeah. Because, like, I do. I use it as, like, a bit like.

[Chris]

Oh. Oh, my God, that's so funny. Wait, where.

[Spencer]

Where do I send that?

[Dorit]

To all of his friends.

[Spencer]

Tell my many friends you guys are doing. Hey, shout out to all my friends out there.

[Dorit]

He's got a.

[Chris]

But like, you is the bit when you text.

[Spencer]

Well, I have one friend who I text who I'm actually gonna expose because she loves, like, making fun of, like, cringe, millennial type humor. But she says she does it so much at her office, they've all started calling her Queen Derp. And she's like, it's backfired. They call me Queen Derp.

[Chris]

That's amazing.

[Spencer]

But we often will be like, like, yeah, that just happened. Or like, and then that emoji a bunch of times. But I do think it's hilarious. So shout out to Queen Derp. Shout out to Logan.

[Dorit]

All right, well, thank you, guys for spur of the moment filling in for Elizabeth Gordon. Very nice of you.

[Spencer]

Oh, wait, she told me to. Sorry.

[Dorit]

Oh, she has a bit.

[Spencer]

She told me a video. She sent me a video of an old woman who was pretending to suck dick in a car. And then she said, if you do this sip today, make sure you bring this clip up. But I don't know if it's worth bringing up. It's.

[Dorit]

Can I show it?

[Spencer]

Yeah, just tell me what you think. You know this.

[Chris]

I've seen that.

[Spencer]

Yeah, yeah, I've seen the lady.

[Dorit]

Is it AI or something? Why is she.

[Spencer]

No, she's just like, a horny old lady.

[Dorit]

Why is she trying to make me insert an asset? She's trying to make my job hard.

[Chris]

I love the idea that she's vomiting. She's just throwing up, and she's like.

[Spencer]

Oh, wait, she sent that? No, she sent it to me. On a. She just sent it to me and then she's like, oh, I'm upset because I realized I thought you had liked it and I was sending you something you'd like, but it was just something that was showing up on her.

[Dorit]

She sent me a reel of like a thing. Like a mom. It's like, oh, mom's dying everywhere. They can't function. And then it's like your best friend text and it's like you have all the time in the world. Okay, anyways, we're gonna go eat. But today's podcast is also sponsored by HelloFresh, which is the best nothing hits as good as home cooking, right? Spencer? Spencer is the cook among us. I'm not a good cook, but you know what? I can accomplish a meal that tastes delicious with hellofresh.

[Spencer]

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[Dorit]

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[Spencer]

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[Dorit]

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[Spencer]

We don't have a end to this part of the show.

[Chris]

No. Goodbye.

[Dorit]

It just.

[Spencer]

It just rolls into the food.

[Chris]

Oh, I see.

[Dorit]

Okay, we found Chris. Hello. He was just on the side of the street, and we were like, oh, this is crazy. Do you want to eat with us? Thanks for picking me up. And we decided that we're going to eat at Shake Shack because if you can believe this, and if my calculations are correct, we've never eaten at Shake shack on the sip. If my calculation, I did a quick YouTube search and couldn't find anything. You know, I've eaten it a lot on the vlog channel, but, like, for seasonal shakes or ranking holiday shakes, but never to just enjoy the menu. So they do have a Valentine's Day shake that is festive. I didn't realize this week was Valentine's Day. Who has plans with their loved ones?

[Spencer]

Okay, you don't need to point at me first. We're.

[Guest]

We're so busy.

[Dorit]

We just work.

[Guest]

We're trying to figure something out, but.

[Spencer]

I work too much.

[Dorit]

I'm not trying to figure anything out. I'm just gonna sit on my couch and probably watch Drag Race. Do you have a Valentine's?

[Spencer]

Obviously not.

[Dorit]

Oh, I don't know. Like, if you might just have a date.

[Spencer]

What an awful day to go on a date. Can you imagine going on a first date on Valentine's Day?

[Dorit]

I don't even like going on a regular date on Valentine's Day. It's crowded, it's packed, it's annoying.

[Guest]

I always say celebrated the day before or after, and then it was fun.

[Dorit]

Well, this year we're celebrating Valentine's Day together with you guys. The Valentine's Day shake. Yes, with the Valentine's Day shake at Shake Shack. Let's go inside. Hopefully they're not blaring music and see what we can find here. You'll find Spencer walking into Shake Shack.

[Spencer]

No music at all.

[Dorit]

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God. There's silent. It's like, haunting how silent it is. It's a little worried.

[Guest]

Korean style.

[Dorit]

Wow. Oh, gosh.

[Spencer]

Look at those.

[Dorit]

Yeah. The true love shake is what we're gonna be getting for sure. And then I think everyone can kind of just get whatever they want. Wow, that double stacked. Yeah, that actually looks really Korean burger. And I like that you can just kind of take control of your own destiny here, you know? Where is the cream.

[Chris]

Ooh.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Spencer]

The shake actually look really. Wow.

[Dorit]

It looks so. Honestly, sometimes I sleep on Shake Shack because it is delicious.

[Spencer]

So good.

[Dorit]

It is really good. Wow. I'm gonna have to turn around, which is such a bummer, because this food looks so good. And this is gonna fall.

[Guest]

Three, take one.

[Dorit]

Oh, yeah, that looks fine. Oh, we're at an angle. It's fine. I'll beat the angle. All right, here we are with Shake Shack. These shakes look incred. We've got to start there before it starts melting.

[Spencer]

They have, like, a crack, like a chocolate shell that you can crack.

[Dorit]

Oh, we have experienced this once before.

[Spencer]

This is the. With what? The Dubai?

[Dorit]

Yes.

[Spencer]

That must have been a hit.

[Dorit]

Oh, shit. It is a crack shell. We got to get this right up on the.

[Guest]

It's beautiful looking.

[Dorit]

All right, hold on. Silence for the crack. Three, two.

[Chris]

Oh.

[Spencer]

I didn't think I was gonna make any noise.

[Dorit]

That was really good one.

[Spencer]

That's, like, very satisfying. If I was working at Shake Shack, I would crack everyone's shake before they went out.

[Dorit]

Wow. Talk about getting you in the mood for Valentine's Day.

[Spencer]

Get that crack ready.

[Dorit]

I'm gonna try this. This little pink. Is it strawberry? Chocolate fix?

[Spencer]

Yeah. What is the flavor?

[Guest]

Pink. Sorry. Wow.

[Spencer]

This will be new to you, Chris. A new flavor for both you guys.

[Dorit]

Wow. It's like a chocolate whipped cream on top.

[Guest]

That's what it tastes like.

[Dorit]

All right.

[Spencer]

I forgot how thick their shakes are.

[Dorit]

Oh, it's like strawberry milk.

[Guest]

I really like a Shake Shack shake in general.

[Dorit]

It's a strawberry shake. That's where we went wrong, huh?

[Spencer]

Yeah, that is where we went wrong. For me, at least.

[Dorit]

You don't like strawberry? I don't like. No, I like it. I wish they would have done the opposite. Chocolate with a strawberry. A strawberry topper.

[Spencer]

If you like strawberry, it's definitely for you.

[Guest]

Selfishly, this is better for my gerd that it's not all chocolate.

[Spencer]

More gerd friendly than that. It's pretty chocolatey. I wouldn't say this is a gerd friendly shake.

[Dorit]

I wish I had a spoon, because I do want to spoon out some of the hard chocolate. That would be nice.

[Guest]

It kind of seems like I used to love Haagen Daz strawberry, and it tastes a little bit like that to me.

[Dorit]

Maybe they're hiding some silverware down here now. These look fantastic.

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah.

[Dorit]

Would you scoot the shake over for me? Thank you. Oh, wow.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Dorit]

I gotta get some B roll of these. Looking incredible like this. So we got quite a variety of Shake Shack's offering. I feel like you guys already know what a basic Shake Shack burger tastes like, right? Or am I crazy to assume that.

[Spencer]

This is brown sauce?

[Dorit]

I have no idea.

[Guest]

You asked if Shake Shack is, like, popular elsewhere and I don't know, like, in California. It definitely is.

[Dorit]

I don't think they were. I don't think Colorado and Utah had them when I was growing. Growing up.

[Spencer]

No, it was a very new. It became a thing in like 2014. Like, it's pretty new. Yeah, like, remember, originally there was like, the line is at the door. It was like, it was such a thing. Now they're everywhere.

[Dorit]

Wow. So these are their cheese fries with the spicy Korean topping.

[Spencer]

That looks so good.

[Dorit]

Oh, wow.

[Guest]

I know we moved on, but I love this shake. It's very important.

[Spencer]

I didn't get any. I feel like a fork would be nice for this.

[Dorit]

You want me to run? They didn't give us any silverware.

[Guest]

Okay, I'll get some.

[Dorit]

Okay. If you don't mind if they. Oh, sorry.

[Spencer]

This is good.

[Dorit]

Gosh, they're cheese fries. The tea tries are so good. Are incredible.

[Spencer]

What the fuck did I put in that?

[Dorit]

I have no idea. Okay, this is just gonna be a little off centered because if I do anything, is that one mine? Gosh, I thought I had a bunch of.

[Spencer]

What, napkins?

[Dorit]

Well, that and silverware, but whatever. I don't even like the strawberry shake, you know? Oh, we've got questions. Oh, and I hadn't had their onion rings either.

[Spencer]

I feel like those are the chicken bites.

[Dorit]

Wow. I'm not a huge scallion guy, but I'm gonna dance around them.

[Spencer]

Yeah, dance around it.

[Dorit]

Oh, wow, they're hot. They're sticky.

[Spencer]

Just like me on Valentine's Day. That's a shame.

[Dorit]

Those are good. And the chicken is nice. That's like real chicken. That's really good. Wow.

[Guest]

Oh, we're on the nugs here, Crush. Here you go.

[Dorit]

Here you go.

[Guest]

I got the knives.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Dorit]

These are incredible.

[Chris]

Which one?

[Dorit]

Chicken nuggets.

[Spencer]

The chicken bites are really good.

[Dorit]

That's crazy.

[Guest]

The presentation is nice.

[Dorit]

The chicken. I can appreciate a non wonky piece of chicken from a fast. Fast food place.

[Guest]

I think Shake Shack in general does pretty good with their chicken.

[Dorit]

My only, like, big concern with Shake Shack is I do always feel like a feeling I don't typically feel after fast food. And I think it's the sodium.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's probably a lot.

[Dorit]

It's like the highest sodium intake of a fast food place that I go to. And that's saying a lot because I frequent Taco Bell.

[Guest]

These are very good.

[Dorit]

Whoa. Need a piece. What'd you guys. Oh, I didn't rate them, like, on a scale, but I don't think you.

[Spencer]

Guys do that, do you? I know.

[Dorit]

I just.

[Guest]

In my mind, I gotta know. It's really good. I love these.

[Dorit]

I would rate that. Those nuggets pretty high. They have a decent spice.

[Spencer]

Yeah, those are good.

[Dorit]

I really. I was really adamant about trying this chocolate, and it's exactly what you would think.

[Spencer]

This chocolate.

[Dorit]

We were having interesting talks about the Bible inside.

[Chris]

That's true.

[Dorit]

We were talking about the Bible inside of Shake Shack. It hit us we should be talking about the Bible.

[Chris]

That's what they.

[Spencer]

Hey, guys. Welcome to the SIP Bible study.

[Dorit]

And Chris and Spencer brought it to my attention that there's really only one tiny line about.

[Spencer]

You are big on the controversies today.

[Dorit]

Should we not be talking about.

[Spencer]

I mean, we can if this is funny, to bring up the halftime thing and then gay marriage in the Bible.

[Dorit]

Well, I was just. I wasn't aware that it was only, like, one small line about that. And then Chris goes, you know, it's also a sin in the Bible mixing fabrics. And I said, make that your brand, bitch.

[Guest]

And it's mentioned multiple times.

[Dorit]

I've seen you all mixing fabrics. That's not very holy of you guys.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

You're pissed off about me sleeping with men. Try the mixed fabrics.

[Guest]

It's also shellfish. It's also not eating that.

[Spencer]

I mean, the onion ring.

[Dorit]

All right. Oh, that was quite the good crunch. I didn't even know they were offering onion rings at Shake Shack.

[Spencer]

It's a little doughy.

[Dorit]

Is this ranch? It looks like. Not ranch.

[Guest]

May I have a ring?

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Guest]

I love the fries, by the way.

[Spencer]

The fries are good. These are okay. Yeah, they're a little, like, a little too. Little dense.

[Dorit]

I haven't found the onion really inside of it. It. I did, but I didn't. You're right. It's doughy.

[Guest]

Too doughy.

[Spencer]

I wouldn't say this is their. Get the cheese fries.

[Dorit]

Yeah. I might need you to pass the nuggets back up, Chris.

[Guest]

Definitely.

[Dorit]

What did you guys get in terms of a sandwich?

[Spencer]

I got one of their classic burgers, and then I also got the. Which I'm happy I got. I got the Korean fried chicken sandwich, which, based on the nuggets, I think is gonna be fire.

[Dorit]

And what did you get?

[Guest]

I just got, like, an avocado burger.

[Chris]

Like a pretty.

[Dorit]

Pretty.

[Guest]

Pretty standard.

[Dorit]

Okay, so this one's Chris's.

[Guest]

Thank you.

[Chris]

Thank you. Wow.

[Dorit]

I do love Shake Shack's bun and their patty.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

So which one's yours?

[Guest]

Let me go.

[Spencer]

This is yours, because that's the Korean.

[Dorit]

I got the Korean burger because I've, like, I've had a lot of Shake Shack burgers in my life, so I thought I could try this. And you got. Oh, that's the chicken one. So I'm assuming it's the same chicken that was in.

[Spencer]

I think so. Yeah.

[Dorit]

The chicken nuggets, which was really good.

[Guest]

So I love their chicken sandwich, even though it's not a thing they really promote or talk about. Really good.

[Dorit]

And they do the potato rolls where they don't disconnect the back end.

[Spencer]

I like a potato roll.

[Dorit]

I do too. Wow. There's like. They're really into the scallions on this menu, which on I could personally do without.

[Spencer]

Well, you guys have my regular burger.

[Dorit]

Oh, my God. It's like.

[Spencer]

It's scallion city.

[Dorit]

Oh, it is. It scallions. I'm just gonna scrape them off.

[Guest]

This is such a good burger.

[Dorit]

It's not like scallions ruin my life. I'm just. I'd prefer them not there, but I guess I could have requested that though, too.

[Spencer]

I mean, you know, no one's gonna hate on it.

[Dorit]

They all came off.

[Guest]

If anyone needs napkins.

[Dorit]

Oh, I have one. I think Spencer does too.

[Guest]

They make a really good burger. This is so delicious.

[Dorit]

They do make a good burger.

[Guest]

And they don't skimp out on the avocado. I feel like everywhere when you get avocado on anything, they give you, like, two little slices. And here it's like, a good amount of avocado.

[Dorit]

Well, you have bacon, avocado, chicken.

[Guest]

These two patties.

[Dorit]

Their meat is also good.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Spencer]

No complaints.

[Guest]

How do you like the chicken?

[Spencer]

The sandwich was really good.

[Chris]

These are open.

[Dorit]

Take a bite. Are the nuggets better, though?

[Spencer]

Yeah, they are.

[Guest]

Would anyone like a bite of the avocado?

[Spencer]

No, thank you.

[Dorit]

I'm okay. If you want another nugget, though, you're welcome to have another nugget.

[Spencer]

It.

[Dorit]

The nuggets are perfect.

[Spencer]

Yeah, those are really good.

[Dorit]

Do you have the fries back there, Chris?

[Spencer]

Oh, yeah.

[Dorit]

I might need one more of those.

[Guest]

I love everything except for the onion rings.

[Spencer]

Yeah, the onion rings are the only flop.

[Dorit]

Yeah, they're just okay.

[Guest]

The flavor of it wasn't bad, but I need. I want a crunch.

[Spencer]

It's a, like, Burger King. Onion rings are better than that.

[Guest]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

Yeah. So what happened to you this week, Chris? Just work. I watched.

[Guest]

I watched the Benito bowl yesterday and had a wonderful time with my mom. We danced the whole night and. And forced her boyfriend to dance. Like, what's happening? I don't know who he is.

[Spencer]

I don't know.

[Dorit]

He's like, have they read the Bible?

[Guest]

Yeah, my mom and I. Ooh, we did freak out because I was telling you earlier, like. Like, Peru is often left out of things. Like when Latino, like, people are being shouted out. Peru's not mentioned just a lot of the time for some reason. And he shouted out peru. And me and my mom, like.

[Dorit]

Like, he's so Peru.

[Guest]

We, like, lost our minds and.

[Spencer]

Yeah, I love.

[Guest]

Yeah, I don't know. I got emotional about it. I loved it so much. Then he said Peru for so many reasons.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Guest]

Did you guys watch?

[Dorit]

I watched only the Bonito Bowl. Is that what you called him? Am I allowed to call him that?

[Spencer]

Oh, yes. That's like, his name.

[Dorit]

Oh, okay. Yeah, I watched.

[Spencer]

Am I allowed to call him.

[Dorit]

That's the only part I tuned into. Yeah.

[Guest]

And Green Day was really good, too. I loved them growing up.

[Dorit]

They did the national anthem.

[Spencer]

They just, like, did their songs before.

[Dorit]

Really?

[Spencer]

They just kind of did a little mini concert.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it was weird.

[Dorit]

Who gave them that? They just didn't book the halftime show, but they were like, you're good enough for the. The pre show.

[Spencer]

I guess.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

Charlie Puth did the halftime. Or did the national anthem. Yeah.

[Chris]

Good for him.

[Spencer]

It was fine. I mean, you know, it's just a national anthem.

[Dorit]

Right.

[Spencer]

Which I love.

[Dorit]

Wow. Well, I have no complaints about Shake Shack. They could have better onion rings, but.

[Spencer]

Like, just get the fries.

[Dorit]

The cheese fries. Do you think the addition of the. I don't even know what spice that is.

[Spencer]

Korean spice, I guess.

[Dorit]

I feel like it's not much different than not having the spice, though.

[Spencer]

No, it's kind of because they put another. They put it on anyway. Different thing on. Right, Right.

[Dorit]

I had to get two yeses on that one.

[Spencer]

Do you want to pull one of these cards?

[Dorit]

Oh, yeah, yeah. We guess that earlier.

[Guest]

What is that?

[Dorit]

They're just random cards collected throughout the years.

[Spencer]

Once something. What's something frivolous that you don't mind spending money on?

[Dorit]

I guess food.

[Guest]

Yeah, I like to.

[Spencer]

I like to, like, go to, like, a nice dinner or something like that.

[Guest]

Is that frivolous?

[Spencer]

I don't know if that's frivolous, but, like.

[Dorit]

Well, okay.

[Guest]

But, yes. I spend well. I'd be rich, man, if I didn't spend so much money.

[Dorit]

I guess the frivolous part about that is the apps. Because you could just go get it and you're spending.

[Spencer]

Yeah, Right?

[Dorit]

You're spending like. Yeah, you're adding way too much for the delivery apps. Okay.

[Spencer]

Which habit of yours do you think your partner finds the most annoying?

[Guest]

That I spiral and I'm anxious about everything.

[Dorit]

Really?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

It affects his life.

[Guest]

Yes.

[Dorit]

You're spiraling so hard. It's his problem.

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Guest]

Already he was like, he's constantly talking me off a ledge and he's like.

[Dorit]

Oh, God, not again. Chill out. Another one. Calm down. What's yours that pisses off your roommate?

[Spencer]

That's a good question. Well, he's not very. He's not very good at communication, so I don't fully know. I think sometimes he gets weird about the trash where he'll like, put it in, like somewhere very big. It's like, sorry, I didn't take it out.

[Dorit]

Wow.

[Spencer]

I think when I'm like, hogging the. He sees me sometimes, like hogging the tv, which I.

[Dorit]

Well, if you sat there first.

[Spencer]

Yeah.

[Dorit]

You snooze, you lose.

[Spencer]

I try to get a good balance.

[Dorit]

You get there. You don't.

[Spencer]

Exactly. What about you?

[Dorit]

What doesn't annoy Shane? About me? No, I mean, we complement each other well. But I would say.

[Spencer]

I mean, the classic one is you're chewing.

[Dorit]

Right.

[Spencer]

That's not really a habit, though.

[Dorit]

I would say just my bitching about, like the house, the state of the house.

[Guest]

It's like, that's me.

[Dorit]

Because he'll watch me do like all of the baby's dishes and then all of our dishes, and then he has the nerve to like make a late night snack and just leave the late night snack in.

[Spencer]

It seems like maybe it's. What about him annoys you?

[Dorit]

Oh, I guess. But he's probably annoyed that I bitch about it.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's a two way street.

[Dorit]

You would think if I bitched about it enough, it would change. Nope.

[Spencer]

Maybe a different tactic.

[Dorit]

But that's really my only problem with him. And then I. Yeah, I don't. I probably annoy him. I'm an annoying person. What can I say?

[Spencer]

Hey, you're self aware, by the way.

[Guest]

I relate to that so much. Eric Slow. Like such a messy person in general. And I'm the one that cleans everything. I know this wasn't what we were doing right now.

[Dorit]

Shane's not even. Shane's actually very clean. It's just the. And it's my preference for the dishes more than it Is like, him not doing the dishes. Yeah.

[Spencer]

It's like he's doing his own thing.

[Dorit]

Yeah. It's not like it's a mess.

[Guest]

Does he load? I don't know if he, like, loads the dishwasher.

[Dorit]

He doesn't know how to use a dishwasher, and he says it's because he didn't grow up with one. I'm like, well, you have one now, so let's learn.

[Spencer]

They're also not very hard to use.

[Guest]

Because the way that he will, like, put things in a dishwasher is psychotic.

[Spencer]

Like, it doesn't.

[Guest]

It's like, what do you do?

[Dorit]

This is more.

[Guest]

I just have to redo this all now because this makes no sense.

[Spencer]

You're about Shane. No. Yeah. I was like, how do you know how Shane looks?

[Dorit]

Yeah. Right. There is. I guess everyone has their own unspoken dishwasher organization, so I don't know. You gotta teach, I guess. But it feels not that unspoken. Right. Like, cups go on the top. Yes. Dishes go on the bottom.

[Chris]

How do you guys put.

[Spencer]

Do you guys put the forks in? Spiky boy? Up or down?

[Dorit]

I go up so that when I'm. When I. Well, A, I think it cleans better. And B, when I'm unloading, it's easier. I put sharp knives face down, though, just in case the kids were to open it. Steak knives down. All other silverware up. And you have to clean the silverware before. Not, like, with soap.

[Spencer]

Give a little rinse.

[Dorit]

I have to scrub the silverware really well. I don't use a sponge. I hate sponges are my ick.

[Guest]

They're gross.

[Dorit]

They're disgusting. I have to use the scrubbers with a handle. So I do a quick scrub before I throw it in. Yes.

[Chris]

Oh, me too.

[Guest]

You have to. That's a safe my. Yeah, we don't have to.

[Dorit]

Well, then what's the point of a dishwasher?

[Guest]

Well, I knew someone who. They would, like, break their dishwasher every year and have to get a new one every year because there was so.

[Dorit]

Much food on the.

[Guest]

Clogging it up and breaking it.

[Spencer]

And I'm like, that's why.

[Dorit]

Yeah.

[Spencer]

I feel like I'm in between. Not that I have a dishwasher right now, but in my imagination.

[Dorit]

Oh, wow. Well, this was delicious.

[Spencer]

Yeah. Great.

[Dorit]

So I had fun.

[Chris]

Thank you so much.

[Guest]

This is a wonderful Valentine's Day.

[Dorit]

Oh, yes. Valentine's Day.

[Chris]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[Dorit]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[Spencer]

Happy Valentine's Day.

[Dorit]

Happy V Day. I hope you and your significant other have sex.

[Spencer]

I hope you guys both orgasm.

[Dorit]

Yes.

[Spencer]

Wow.

[Dorit]

In a straight relationship, you could only hope, right?

[Spencer]

Well, you can try.

[Dorit]

I mean, it's a little harder for a woman, right?

[Spencer]

Yes.

[Dorit]

I mean, the guy, you know, it's happening. And if it's not, then it's probably still gonna happen.

[Spencer]

Still gonna happen.

[Dorit]

Well, I would say, like, I don't know. How. How many times does a man start and not finish? Maybe we should.

[Spencer]

Yeah, it's rare, right?

[Dorit]

It would take something big. Right.

[Spencer]

It would take a big mood shift.

[Dorit]

Something tragic has gone down.

[Spencer]

Tragic. I like moments where it's not tragic, but I'm like, eh, that's not okay.

[Dorit]

It's not working out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

[Spencer]

But on this Valentine's Day, I hope.

[Guest]

You both orgasm and nothing tragic happens.

[Dorit]

Nothing tragic will happen. All right, Sipstars, we love you very much, and we'll see you next week. Spencer, he's storying on Instagram now. There was one.

[Spencer]

Yeah, there's some more. There's some more coming.

[Dorit]

There's some more where that came from.

[Spencer]

You guys are gonna love this.

[Dorit]

Because we missed the McDonald's caviar. I'm hoping Chris will try that on his channel. I don't know, like, how much I haven't looked into it.

[Spencer]

How do you know we missed it? Isn't it not out?

[Dorit]

Well, it's out on Tuesday, and by the next week, I think it's gonna be gone. Things like that. Yeah. Happen so fast. So I think maybe Chris should jump on that and you should check it out. If he does that on his channel on Friday. He eats Every Friday on YouTube.

[Spencer]

I thought you were gonna say he eats everything.

[Dorit]

You just wouldn't believe it. How fat this man won't stop eating.

[Spencer]

I was like, damn.

[Dorit]

Honestly, it's true. So, all right, girls, we'll see you next week. We love you very much. Goodbye. And that's the sip.