Tasting The FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 x POPEYES Collab!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Tasting The FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY’S 2 x POPEYES Collab!!"

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
Date: November 19, 2025

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Episode Overview

This episode of "The Sip" sees Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon in classic form: a mix of pop culture deep dives, unfiltered personal life updates, a heated debate about domestic injustices, commentary on buzzy entertainment news, and finally — the show's titular event — a taste test of the viral Five Nights at Freddy's 2 x Popeyes menu collab. The conversation bounces from holiday movie releases (“Wicked”), reality TV drama, and celeb gossip, to brutally honest takes on marriage, pregnancy, and home organization. True to their style, Ryland and Lizze alternate between playful jabs, vulnerable moments, and laugh-out-loud rants, all delivered with their signature warmth, wit, and self-awareness.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. Life Logistics, Pregnancy Chaos, and Relationship Realness

• Lizze details her recent pregnancy struggles — from bloating and hospital threats to unconventional old-wives' remedies (olive oil, witch hazel) and an ongoing fight to keep her household organized amid chaos.
• The duo trade barbs about household labor division, with Lizze venting her frustration over her husband Joe’s habits and Ryland reflecting on his own domestic pet peeves.
• Notable quote:
  • Lizze: “It would be really nice if there was a pancake for me too, dude, but it's not gonna happen in this economy.” (22:32)
  • Lizze: “You chose parenthood. Five minutes went out the window a year and a half ago. Grow up.” (23:36)

2. The Wicked Premiere and Celebrity Press Tours

• Ryland and Lizze riff on the relentless press for the "Wicked" movie, expressing both excitement and fatigue at the saturation of trailers and viral press interviews.
• They discuss the viral moment where Cynthia Erivo protected Ariana Grande from a red carpet intruder, leading to a chat about celebrity safety and media overexposure.
• Notable quotes:
  • Ryland: “It might be more trailers than Taylor Swift album variants.” (42:46)
  • Lizze: “Every actor needs an activity. ...I was finding myself exhausted by Cynthia.” (43:47)

3. Hot Topic Rundown

• Skincare for Toddlers:
  • Discussion of Shay Mitchell’s new skincare line for toddlers. The hosts debate the merits and mock the “self-care for three-year-olds” concept while acknowledging nuanced perspectives from parents who appreciate child-friendly products.
  • Notable quotes:
    • Lizze: “All toddlers are as cared for. ...They're little hedonists.” (55:18)
    • Ryland: “The battle you're fighting to take down a woman... it's not offensive.” (58:15)
• J. Law & Robert Pattinson:
  • Analysis of Jennifer Lawrence and Pattinson’s press tour antics for their new psychological thriller “Die, My Love,” with Lizze expressing admiration for J. Law’s candidness.
  • Notable quote:
    • Lizze: “J. Law is so funny. There is an off-the-cuff, honest vulnerability to her that she has never lost.” (50:51)
• Reality TV - Selling the OC vs. Selling Sunset:
  • Ryland defends his preference for "Selling the OC" over "Selling Sunset,” calling the latter overproduced and noting the former’s “more human” cast. Lizze (not a watcher) muses humorously about the potential of a reality show centered on “35 and pregnant.”
  • Notable quote:
    • Ryland: “With Chrishell leaving Selling Sunset... Adam Devillo needs to focus all his attention on Selling the OC.” (58:54)
    • Lizze: “There should be a reality show that's just like pregnant ladies all the time. You want some good reality tv?” (60:30)

4. Personal Anecdotes, Struggles with House Organization, and Parenting Humor

• Lizze confesses to feeling overwhelmed by clutter and Joe’s (her husband's) reluctance to part with decades’ worth of possessions, sparking a back-and-forth (“Is he the only one in the house with a dedicated room?” [39:47]).
• She shares her struggle with pregnancy-induced irrational (but not unreasonable) anxieties, like mall balcony fears (28:49).
• Notable quote:
  • Lizze: “I am a mental breakdown in a nest every week. It's called Dark and Sad.” (90:07)

5. The Five Nights at Freddy's 2 x Popeyes Collab Taste Test

• Recap of the taste test segment, featuring the new themed Popeyes box (garlic parm tenders, cheese curds, bright pink “suspicious” cupcake).
• Generally positive reviews for the savory items, confusion and disappointment with the bubblegum-flavored cupcake (“It smells like a toilet patty, like, which I've always wanted to eat.” [88:12]).
• Notable, in-the-moment quotes:
  • Lizze (on the cheese curds): “They're mini mozzarella sticks... What could you not like?” (81:41)
  • Ryland (on the cupcake): “It tastes like bubblegum flavor. I'm out.” (88:51)
• The segment is classic Sip: banter, chaos, and honesty, punctuated by complaints about missing dipping sauces, the rain, and pregnancy-induced discomfort.

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Notable Quotes & Memorable Moments (with Timestamps)

• “You called my whole life sad. You called my whole life dark and sad.” — Lizze (00:00, 64:23)
• “Five minutes went out the window a year and a half ago. Grow up.” — Lizze (23:36)
• “With Chrishell leaving Selling Sunset... Adam Devillo needs to focus all his attention on Selling the OC.” — Ryland (58:54)
• “There should be a reality show that's just like pregnant ladies all the time. You want some good reality tv?” — Lizze (60:30)
• “It smells like a toilet patty, like, which I've always wanted to eat.” — Lizze (88:12)
• “I am a mental breakdown in a nest every week. It's called Dark and Sad.” — Lizze (90:07)

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Segment Timestamps

00:00 – 07:00
Opening banter, Pilates struggles, background/air quality drama, holiday set design.

07:00 – 17:00
Pregnancy woes, old-wives’ remedies (olive oil, witch hazel), and the “man” behind toxic universal products.

17:00 – 27:00
Acting class stories, emotional vulnerability, mouth acting, and plot holes in spy dramas (“Homeland” digression).

27:00 – 42:00
Parenthood logistics, playful roast of spouses, mall breakdowns, pregnancy anxieties, home organization battles.

42:00 – 46:00
Wicked movie press mania, red carpet incident with Cynthia Erivo and Ariana Grande.

46:00 – 55:00
Jennifer Lawrence & Robert Pattinson’s film, reality TV: Selling OC vs. Selling Sunset, dreams of a “35 and Pregnant” show.

55:00 – 60:00
Shay Mitchell’s toddler skincare line, societal obsession with self-care, and parent product paranoia.

60:00 – 65:00
More on reality TV, bit about dark home lighting, and the chaos of maternity life.

69:25 – 86:00
Arrival at Popeyes, drive-through adventures, taste test: garlic parm tenders, cheese curds, the infamous “suspicious cupcake.”

86:00 – End
Post-taste-test banter, reflections on food, ongoing jokes about darkness/sadness, episode wrap-up.

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Tone and Style

The episode is true to The Sip's brand: irreverent, deeply personal, highly relatable, and unafraid to wade into messier emotional territory, all smoothed by sharp wit and affectionate ribbing. Lizze’s pregnancy provides both content gold and vulnerability, while Ryland maintains comedic timing and empathy. Their banter is rapid-fire—equal parts playful (bordering on roast) and sincerely confessional—making even mundane life details entertaining.

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For Listeners Who Missed It

• Expect a hilarious, honest, occasionally chaotic look at everyday life amidst parenting, pregnancy, relationships, and pop culture FOMO.
• The Five Nights at Freddy’s x Popeyes collab gets a real, unfiltered taste test and review.
• Hot topics include: household fairness, social media culture, celebrity oddities, and why the "Selling the OC" cast feels realer than their LA predecessors.
• Standout moments: the mock pitch for “35 and Pregnant: It’s Dark Here,” the live taste test meltdown over the “toilet patty” cupcake, and ongoing gentle feuding over “whose life is darker and sadder” (for the record, both).

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Overall:
A must-listen episode for fans of candid humor, pop culture hot takes, and the comfort of knowing everyone’s life feels “dark and sad” sometimes — but it’s probably a lot funnier than you think.

Transcript

[A]

You called my whole life sad. You called my whole life dark and sad.

[B]

You walked into it. Do you think I have any authority over Lizzie about anything? I can't with this, baby.

[A]

Oh, my God. Let's rage. Oh, girl, oh, girl.

[B]

Oh, girl.

[A]

As he grabs his cozy, warm drink. What's the slate say? What's it say?

[B]

Who's excited for Wicked? That's like Thursday, right? Tomorrow when this is live. Yeah. And now that I know the origin story of the wizard of Oz, this is so crazy. I feel like. I feel like. Oh, I don't know that I can invest the time in watching the first part of Wicked before I see the second, but I feel like we don't.

[A]

Really have that time.

[B]

I recall enough. And now that I've seen Wizard of Oz, I'm ready to go.

[A]

Let's take a poll in the comments. Do you guys think he recalls enough?

[B]

I've recalled so much in my life.

[A]

Recall one thing from when.

[B]

Give me a day.

[A]

Any day in your life.

[B]

You just claimed any day in my entire life.

[A]

Yeah. Just one thing.

[B]

Okay. Thirteen days and four hours ago.

[A]

For real?

[B]

I was taking a ship.

[A]

Can anyone verify that? Chris, Google it. Verify these claims.

[B]

Hi.

[A]

Hello.

[B]

So I was bold and crazy and beautiful this morning. I thought, ooh, it's rainy. It feels like a cozy day. Why don't I just hit Pilates before we go record? And then I didn't make the class. So then I was just sitting here two hours early, and I thought, well, this is my favorite background when we film the after sip. And so I thought, what's stopping us? Do I have Hank's bagels in my teeth?

[A]

No, you wish.

[B]

That's her being nasty. I'm gonna look back at this footage, and it's all gonna be Hank's bagel. And she's gonna be like.

[A]

And that's for every time you didn't.

[B]

Tell me I had asshole lips, period. Is that what you call him? Butthole. Butthole. Butthole. What's the difference?

[A]

Well, I use it differently than most people. I'm saying butthole lips. Cause it looks like I've been eating a butthole because my lipsticks is just rubbed away in the middle and then it's just left on the outskirts. Like, if you were to eat a.

[B]

Butthole, have you had experience with them?

[A]

No, I'm just. I'm being empathetic. You know, I'm putting myself in the shoes of a but eater. I'm so sorry. Is my mic too far away? Should I just hold it?

[B]

Do you want to bring it up?

[A]

What do you mean, so far? And then I sound so much clearer when it's here.

[B]

This chair is awful.

[A]

All his chairs are awful. Did you hear that? Chris just said this chair is awful. And there's no wheels on it. There's no wheels on the one with.

[B]

Wheels, you stupid freak. There's one with. There's an office chair right over there, Chris.

[A]

Okay, so Ryland was trying to go to Pilates, and then he couldn't go to Pilates, so then he came over here, and he was two hours early, and he was like, hey, sorry, buddy. And then he was like, I'm gonna rearrange the sets, and everyone's gonna be nasty about it. And we're all very supportive and happy to be here.

[B]

Okay, whatever. That's why we're at a different set. I was just trying it out. I was like, there's a Christmas tree in the background. Sparks a little bit of joy for me. I've read the comments where some of you are like, the background in the other location's dull. And I agree. We just haven't finished the space yet. We've been a little bit. But in the new year, we're going to find.

[A]

We're going to have guests that are.

[B]

Never going to promise that anymore.

[A]

Oh, my God. Two days ago, you said Whitney Cummings could come on the show. Do you remember that? Do you remember that? He started that shit again. This is the craziest thing you do. I've given up. I don't care. I literally never care. And then he goes, no, we can have gas. No, no. Like, definitely. And then he acts like, what? Why are you acting like that's crazy for me to say? It's because it is.

[B]

We could have guests.

[A]

No, we are never having guests. We are not doing guests. I can't play this game with you for another five years.

[B]

I was gonna get realistic with it. No, I was gonna say, we can have guests, but I'm never gonna plan or coordinate the guest, so it would all be falling upon you.

[A]

What do you mean no one's gonna communicate with me?

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

Nobody knows who I am. I've DMed Whitney 95 times.

[B]

Ouch. Guess we're never gonna have guests.

[A]

Yeah, you DM'd Whitney, and then she said, I'd love to. Come on. And then you never replied to her again. This is what I'm talking about. This is what I'm dealing with. If any of us are in correspondence right now about plans, this is why it's stalled out.

[B]

What? You never told me about the clip girl. You called me and I said, I'm out of the shower and I'm late, so tell me about it later today. And then you got pregnant and couldn't be talking to me.

[A]

You're right. It's true. I did get pregnant.

[B]

Oh, my God.

[A]

The clip scroll was great, though.

[B]

Okay, so are we gonna use her?

[A]

Yeah, I have a follow up email from her that I need to read. That's on me.

[B]

Okay, so it's not all on me. Hey, should we start over?

[A]

What's up, you guys? I'm Ryland Adams, joined by Lizzie Gordon, and today we're gonna do a deep dive into the psyche of whales. We need to get humidifiers in this bitch, too.

[B]

Camera speeds one, take two, marker. I am not going to be judged by air quality by a woman whose car I just found a ton of mold in there were.

[A]

They didn't even hear what I said about the air quality. So you're just literally attacking a pregnant woman on the streets baselessly.

[B]

I'm done. I'm just like, Alex hall and selling the OC and I'm fine. Attacking a pregnant woman. You placed yourself here. You don't have.

[A]

What are you talking about? What are you even saying?

[B]

I'm obsessed with selling the OC but we'll get into that later because I know, probably not everyone, that Alex hall.

[A]

Is attacking pregnant women on the street.

[B]

I mean, she's begging for it. This pregnant woman joined a reality show and is picking fights that aren't real. And Alex is like, I'm sorry that you're pregnant, but I'm not going to let you. And then the pregnant woman's just crying and it's like, well, you're just. You'd cry. Whatever. She's me and Kevin, dare I say.

[A]

He'S being mean to me. He's hurting my feelings.

[B]

Okay, well, let me just say I had a 1, 2 punch from Elizabeth right before we started rolling. I zhuzhed my hair and she looked at me like the world was ending. And I.

[A]

No, it was just the energy. The energy was crazy. It's like he has no mirror, but he was like, he's someone who really cares about his hair. And then he just went. And then I was like. Like, it was just shock. It was a shocker. You know what I mean?

[B]

It was just like. I'll admit, it's too long. It's falling in a weird way because it's too. It's too heavy. Whatever.

[A]

I didn't have any opinions about the hair. I was just the whole. The behavior in and of itself. I was like, that is crazy.

[B]

The judgment I felt coming from you. And then when Chris was about to roll, she said, and we also need humidifiers in her. And I just. That's really bold. Well, this first time we've ever run the heater in here, so I think.

[A]

It'S, like, so dry. My throat is like, do you want.

[B]

Me to open the window? It's outside. It's humid. It's literally the most humid it's ever been in California. What's the humidity percentage?

[A]

Not. Not enough.

[B]

Do you want to keep fighting?

[A]

Not enough for a pregnant woman. I will say this. Pregnant women need the moistest air. The moistest air you could muster. Bring it my way.

[B]

It's literally 82% humidity. The show better.

[A]

Should we just cancel the show and.

[B]

Go to the mall?

[A]

Honestly, let's just go to the mall.

[B]

This is her fault because I was early. She's like, well, then we have time to get bangles. So then we just overdosed on carbs right before we started filming. And we have no business filming a podcast when we're like this.

[A]

No, but we should go to the mall.

[B]

I've literally.

[A]

Let's first go to my house so I can grab my broken Tiffany's necklace.

[B]

I'm prepared. I greenlit them all, and you were making problems.

[A]

Mother Flipper.

[B]

I know. I'm so done with Ernie. I can't with this baby if we're just on it right now. I'm going to be honest. I had plans two days in a row with Elizabeth.

[A]

He did.

[B]

Back to back. She cancels with me because of pregnancy.

[A]

Pains, because I was bedridden.

[B]

She was bedridden by this child. And guess what? The very next day, when she doesn't have plans with me, she's out and about in the world, and she's like, not having a rough day.

[A]

No, I was having a rough day.

[B]

This feels very personal from Ernie. Like when you have plans with me.

[A]

Something happened on Monday when we were filming that when I got home, like, I was on. I was literally unwell.

[B]

You showed up unwell.

[A]

Joe was. No, this was different. When I got home, my stomach so bloated, I could not move without crying. And I was like that for two days. Couldn't eat anything, was nauseous, as bloated as hell. Joe was like, if you're not marginally better by Wednesday, I'm taking you to the hospital.

[B]

Geez.

[A]

I know. I was like, damn, I'll go to Trader Joe's, I'll be okay. I'm not trying to go to the hospital.

[B]

And I was like, I had plans.

[A]

With my best friend. No, he, he's like, so when are we going? When are we going to records? I was like, never. I'm sitting in darkness right now.

[B]

Kick it up.

[A]

I was so twisted up in the game. It was. I was honestly a little scared because no matter what, it's like you go to the hospital when you're pregnant and they're like, yeah, you're pregnant. And it's like, nobody can't move. And they're like, right, you're pregnant. No, like I haven't been able to eat anything in like three days. Like, uh huh, you're pregnant. So you know, put on a pad, poured some olive oil on it and.

[B]

Bob's your uncle, so you are gonna out yourself.

[A]

I just was like, why not just say something that makes no sense and move right along.

[B]

Okay, she's trying olive oil on her snatch. Might be a good remedy. Where did you read it?

[A]

No, I saw an old wives tale that if you put olive oil and witch hazel on your snatch close to delivery, it's good, period. It's like, that's like, okay, I'm going through a weird phase where I'm like, am I gonna deliver vaginally? And it's like, no, I'm not gonna deliver vaginally. But like, you should pre to deliver vaginally. You never know what you're gonna get. And so I'm like preparing to deliver vaginally while knowing full well I'm not going to do that. Because even if my body goes into labor, I'm going to be like, let's cut this out. Hey, I'm here for a C section right now.

[B]

Merry Christmas.

[A]

That's my plan if I go into labor. Joe's like, well, what do we do? And I'm like, well, it's not an emergency. We just say, it's time. It's the season, let's cut this bitch out. It's time. And then I'll let the doctors know, like, but don't worry, my pussy's been bathed. Witch hazel. And only the best olive oil, literally from Italy. Because there's some weird thing about olive oil in the US where it'll say it's like 100 olive oil, but really it's 75 olive oil, 75 seed oils. Because legally that's all they have to declare for 100 olive oil.

[B]

Enriching.

[A]

Yeah. So Joe ordered Very special olive oil for my.

[B]

Oh, wow.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

So who's on board?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is he helping?

[A]

No one's helping. Nobody is helping.

[B]

So, like, lubricated down there, Maybe it can slip down.

[A]

No, I'm like. I'm like a weirdo in, like, a public bathroom. I've just got a little, like. I put it in a little squirt bottle, and I, like, put it all in my hand, and then I just throw it at my cooter and then I, like, lace it all over my pad. And I was trying to find pads that don't cause cancer or have bleaches in them or whatever, and it's like, everything in this country has bleaches and cancer and everything.

[B]

Now you understand my frustration. And you're like, well, don't be mad at the man. And I'm like, but the man is the one creating all of this.

[A]

I've always said, be mad at the.

[B]

Man, but we don't know who the man is.

[A]

No, we do.

[B]

Everywhere you turn, there's a problem.

[A]

And that's why we should all be free bleeders, throwing our fucking bloody underwear. I'm gonna stop swearing now, and we're gonna get remonetized at this point. Right here, this minute mark right here is when we get monetized, okay? And we should just start throwing our bloody panties at the man's windows.

[B]

I still am unclear who the man is.

[A]

You can find it. It's the Man. It's the guy who runs the corporation that's trying to give you cancer and bleach, okay?

[B]

Because I've discovered, like everyone says, there's so many particles in plastic bottles, you can't consume the plastic water bottles.

[A]

No, you can't. It's not safe.

[B]

But now they're saying the cap on top of the glass bottles contains even more particles than the plastic water bottle itself.

[A]

So what do we do? Get a river.

[B]

That's what I'm telling you.

[A]

Get a river and lap it up from the river.

[B]

How can we even choose what to be so afraid of?

[A]

Well, can we just, like, stop that? Like, can someone just do one less awful thing? Like, why. Why is it that in this, like, why can't we just not do that? Like, you know what I mean? Like, why can't. Why not? Why. Why? Just don't do it.

[B]

I don't know that anything safe.

[A]

We're not allowed to kill people. I'm not allowed to go out in public and just slap someone in the face. But for some reason, reason, these. These people are allowed to just fill me with credit cards worth of plastic annually, and I'm supposed to just stfu and take it up the b u T T. Are you giving birth right now? No, I'm just having some light indigestion. Throat. I told you we can't eat before the shower. I know. I don't know why we did this.

[B]

Why did you do that to us?

[A]

Well, at least we didn't eat the cupcakes.

[B]

Well, basically. Honestly, the cupcakes probably would have made us perform better. Honestly. Should we start eating cupcakes?

[A]

You son of a.

[B]

What?

[A]

I don't have any milk because you wouldn't let me stop to get milk. And he was like, we're gonna go out. We'll get the milk when we go out. We were right there. We were right there to get milk.

[B]

You were in line again at a bagel shop that had a 12 person lineup.

[A]

No, I said I'm gonna go get from a coffee shop because I know they have it.

[B]

Have you ever gone to a coffee shop without a line? Mm.

[A]

Mm. But it was a coffee bean. There's no lines of coffee bean. Unless you're just trying to use the bathroom.

[B]

So what, you want a raw dog, a cupcake, or you just want to call it quits?

[A]

No, I need a milk with a cupcake.

[B]

You need.

[A]

Oh, it's a. Why do you think I. No one just asks for milk needlessly. Do you know what I mean? No, it's just out in these streets, like, dang, I'd really like a cow's milk right now.

[B]

I would be fine eating a cupcake without milk right now.

[A]

Well, then enjoy yourself. Just.

[B]

Why don't you pour some milk for us?

[A]

Oh, no, I only have colostrum.

[B]

Okay. I was just making sure that Shane wasn't like. You guys are being really loud. It's okay. Don't be. Don't censor yourself. Don't censor yourself. It's really cool. Don't censor yourself.

[A]

All right. So you've been fighting with my son and going to acting classes?

[B]

Yeah, I did go to an. I. Well, I had a private coaching session for my role.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

And I think she helped me a lot.

[A]

What did she do?

[B]

I mean, she hit you? Hit me?

[A]

I don't know. Sometimes.

[B]

What?

[A]

Acting teachers can be abusive. It really brings the best work out of us.

[B]

Are you okay?

[A]

No. Look at me. Are you joking?

[B]

You're letting your acting teachers hit you?

[A]

Who's not? No, My acting teachers are all about emotional abuse. Continue. She Emotionally abuse you?

[B]

No, she made me feel emotionally more confident. I feel like she broke down things with me in collaboration with me, me in a way that I could understand more, to deliver things in a better way. And when she would give me line readings, I would be laughing at her. Like, we would talk about intention and what's going on in the scene. And then she'd be like, well, what if the take was something similar to this? And she would kind of just. And she's funny. And I was like, oh, my God, that's funny. So then we would work on making that natural. And then I realized, like, one time I was like, my forehead was getting wrinkly. And she's like, get it out of your forehead. That's when it's not real. Get it out of your forehead. And I was like, oh, my God, you're so right. Every time something doesn't feel authentic to me when I'm trying to perform this, it does get a little heady. And she's like, nothing should ever be above here. No, you should feel it from here. And it should go up here.

[A]

But also, be careful. Don't start mouth acting. Someone that you hate mouth acts.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

You know. Somebody that I know and hate in person?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

And they mouth act.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Yuck.

[A]

Yeah, you would.

[B]

I don't think that was my problem. I think she would have pointed out if I was a mouth actor.

[A]

I don't think you're a mouth actor. But I'm just saying, like, as a person who's watched a lot of casting tapes, you see some people who are just like, I'm breathing now, and I want you to know. And then there's Claire Danes, who's a beautiful actress, but really into connecting, you see?

[B]

I mean, but if it's her signature, if it's how you identify, do you.

[A]

Think I'm gonna get a job from this?

[B]

Maybe you could be. Well, I was a. I'm in Homeland.

[A]

What an emotionally unstable person for that job, too? Can we talk about that?

[B]

What?

[A]

Homeland? No, we don't need to go into the weeds of Homeland. Continue with your acting classes. I'm so sorry, but sometimes I really want to be like.

[B]

Are you calling her emotionally unstable? Well, personally, no.

[A]

I'm just saying, like, this woman works in, like, a super sensitive terrorist unit. And, like, that's the whole point of the show. But she's always, like, a mess. And then, like, I feel like she's, like, getting pregnant and stuff. And it's just, like, so many things to happen for a Person who's like an international spy, like, you gotta chill. Like, that's like a job for a psychopath. Like, steady hands, you know what I'm saying? And she's just out in the streets, like. And it's too much. It's too much for an international spy on a fake show, Right? God. Did jack from 24 ever have chin acting issues? No, he. Kiefer kept it cool, calm, and collected for that whole day. And he had a lot of fucked up days in his life. A lot of really fucked up days in his life. I don't know where any of this is coming from. Like, canceled in 2003. Please, please, let's talk about you. I've waited five years to have this conversation.

[B]

Been holding that one in.

[A]

Should we just go to the mall?

[B]

Honestly, it sounds like maybe we should.

[A]

I'm joking on the dry air in this too. It's so dry in the air.

[B]

Are you kidding me?

[A]

Continue, continue. You love sharing.

[B]

Well, I just felt like too, in a lot of ways, I was like, in different scenes, my character was different people, which is weird. And so she really helped me because I was playing on the emotion of the specific scene rather than like, who is my character as a whole. And so a lot of times I would either think, oh, I could throw this line away and that would play better. And instead of throwing away a line, she would help me make a commitment to a line that isn't being over the top or loud but confident with the direction. And so I think that helped me in a lot of ways.

[A]

Are you going back?

[B]

She wasn't like, pitch. She. I feel like a lot of times when you get a service like that that could be ongoing, they'll oftentimes be like, when is our next session? And she kind of just said, this isn't filming an all in one day, right? And I said, no. Over the course of eight days. And she said, oh, you're gonna be great. This is perfect. I said, okay, bye.

[A]

So she doesn't wanna hang out.

[B]

She doesn't wanna hang out anymore. And so I thought, maybe I should get one more person's. Go to one more coach. And then I thought, but then what if that's like muddying the water?

[A]

I think that's a lot.

[B]

And even when I record once, we would get a delivery of a way that she thought was funny. And I felt good about this film was yours. Well, I brought it. She. She offered, but I also brought my camera. And so then I just said, once we got it, let's film It. And I was like, I think this is good for me. I'll be able to go back. I'll be able to watch it. She's like, don't keep watching this to death. Just feel it and remember, like, the directions that we're taking and the directive that we have with each line. So I feel good. I feel a lot more confident going out of it. And I feel like she. Because she's, I think, a comedy coach above all.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And so she helped me find the funny in a character with not a lot of lines, but is present a lot of the time.

[A]

Are you off book?

[B]

I mean, yeah.

[A]

Oh, my God.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

She's ready.

[B]

Well, I panicked the day of the coaching session because I. I thought, well, I don't want her to think I'm unprepared going into this coaching. Coaching session. And I had been doing a lot of work. Like, I brought my sides, and I'll glance at them really quickly, but I can't. Like, I don't need.

[A]

I feel nervous around you now. You're like a real actress.

[B]

Hi. Nice to meet you.

[A]

Like, it's a hobby, but it's like, is it?

[B]

Well, I'm already planning my, like, future life because I've been watching Alex Earle's vlogs of Dancing with the Stars, and it's really made me want to be on Dancing with the Stars.

[A]

Oh, no.

[B]

What are we gonna do? But it's like, how do I become a star to get on Dancing with the Stars? So I'm gonna be an actress, and then after I'm an actress, I'll get to be on Dancing with the Stars.

[A]

I feel like you qualify for Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

I don't think so. What?

[A]

I think you do. Your. Your business is announced in People magazine. That's a star. Am I wrong?

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

You got quietly married, and it was in People magazine. That seems like a star to me.

[B]

Okay, well, call the answer. And they announced your baby's birth because.

[A]

Well, this is it. This is as far as it goes.

[B]

I can't seem to find a great agent that's looking up for me.

[A]

All I do is talk about it here, and then I say, okay, guys, let's go harass and bully the world. And it's like. It's like begging a cat to go out and kill something and bring it back for you.

[B]

Just hoping and waiting.

[A]

Come on, kitties.

[B]

You know, I'm just like. I put out the energy into the world, and I know when the time's right, it's gonna come to me.

[A]

I would definitely say you're ready for Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

I don't know. It's become a hit show again.

[A]

I will never see you again.

[B]

What do you mean?

[A]

If you were on Dancing with the Stars.

[B]

No, it's funny.

[A]

I'd have to live in your trailer with my kids.

[B]

I don't watch the show, but I watch Alex Earl's vlogs of her life on the show.

[A]

Would you let me live in your trailer with my kids?

[B]

I mean, if they're not distracting me. Are there mice running around or something?

[A]

I don't know. I have headphones on.

[B]

Oh, it's the star on the top of the Christmas tree that's spinning 360.

[A]

Oh, I can't see that far.

[B]

I can't even turn around to even.

[A]

Try and see that far.

[B]

So what kind of messed up thing did your husband do this morning?

[A]

Oh, this bitch is so crazy.

[B]

He really can't do much.

[A]

Well, here's the deal. I love this man. He rubs my feet with magnesium oil every night before bed. He brings. Brings me everything I could possibly want. I no longer just want a scoop of ice cream or an apple pie. I want a smoothie. And he's making me smoothies, perfect smoothies before bed every night, keeping me unbloated.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

Popping me full of fibers, making sure I'm not gonna die of the bloat so that I can go to breakfasts with you sometimes.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

And then he does some crazy, and I'm like, what are you doing? And so this morning, it's, you know, a school day. I wake up at 6:50 to get our kid out of bed and get myself out of bed and make him breakfast and pack his lunch and pack his bag, make sure he has a change of clothes, make sure he has a clean sack, make sure he has his lambie, make sure he has his everything. It's a lot of things. It's a water bottle. It's a snack for the snack in case he doesn't like the snack. It's like a bunch of stuff preparing.

[B]

For the whole day.

[A]

Yeah. To make sure that this kid is cool, calm and collected when he's at school. And I just need. And Joe drives him. And then I get ready for work. I don't have any personal time in that window. I'm working on the docket for today and getting him ready, getting me ready. And then sometimes Joe's like, it would be really nice if there was just a pancake for me. And it's like it would be really nice if there was a fucking pancake for me too, dude, but it's not gonna happen in this economy.

[B]

Were you making him pancakes?

[A]

I mean, well, we call them pancakes. They're just banana and eggs. Anyway, Joe come. It's. It's like 8 o' clock and Billy leaves at 8:30. And Joe also wants Billy to sit at the table to eat his breakfast. I can't do all of the things and sit at the table for Billy to eat his breakfast. So Joe needs to get his ass out, sit at the table and feed Billy his breakfast if that's how he wants to do it. He the bathroom doors open. He's not going to the bathroom. He came out like 20 minutes ago. Like, I'll be back in five. Never came back. I'm screaming, joe, Joe. Nowhere to be seen. I go into the back room and he's just laying in bed on his phone like, what are you. What are you doing, dude? He's like, well, if you could move, Billy, I could stand up. And it's like, no, just stand up. Just stand up on your own and come out here. And he's like, well, I guess I don't get five minutes to myself. And it's like, no, you don't. You chose parenthood. Five minutes went out the window a year and a half ago. Grow up. He's like, if I want five minutes to myself, I'm gonna have to wake up before 6am and it's like, yeah, you are. Yes, you are. Did you just do that math yourself? Do you remember when I was going on hot mom walks and my ass was up at the crack of dawn walking eight laps around the neighborhood? Yeah, because that's the time you get, bitch.

[B]

At least the math's computing to him that he understands what he wakes up.

[A]

But nobody said it. Like, it was absurd. Cause he was like. And then when he finally sat down with Billy, he's like, just let me know when I have five minutes to go brush my teeth and comb my hair. It's like, well, once. When do I brush my teeth and comb my hair? I don't.

[B]

Once. Billy's at school. Doesn't he have the whole day to brush his teeth and comb my hair?

[A]

Well, he's like, I just want to look good for the drop off line because he gets out and talks to people, which kills me. I love that about him. I truly do. And that's the thing. Like, I don't like being short with him because then he says sweet things like that and it's like, right, you're halfway there. You're the cutest, sweetest man I've ever known. You love fatherhood so, so much that it actually melts me to my core and kills me. The joy in my life is him being a family man. And then he says some crazy shit like that, as if it's a facetious, wild thought, and I'm like, no, it's my life. What you just said, as though it's an absurd thing, is my literal life. And I'm about to be breastfeeding for another year. You want to brush your teeth? Me too. I want to take a poop without a baby or my pelvic floor rupturing. Do you know how bad that hurts? Bad. That's why I'm soaking my snatch in olive oil right now. I'm just trying to loosen it all up, because no matter what, it's gonna break.

[B]

I know. All the way through. Chris, could you unplug the star? I really feel like there's mice running around the house.

[A]

Oh, you heard nothing?

[B]

No, I. I do. I do. But I hear this.

[A]

But it's all mice.

[B]

It's all mice too. Can you not hear it?

[A]

No, I can't.

[B]

Oh, your headphones are working. Yeah, yeah. Still, unplug it. I'm, like, very fearful about it.

[A]

Can. Can you tell me what it looks like? Because I actually can't turn my body like that.

[B]

This beautiful star that spins 360.

[A]

Oh, I see it.

[B]

The light one. Okay, you guys, I am very excited. I am over the moon, actually, because today's podcast is sponsored by one of my favorite products in the entire world, and that is the aura frame. I live, laugh, and love by this product. It was actually given to me as a gift last Christmas by Spencer, and this frame has been my most prized possession ever since. Oh, is it just birds going crazy? Okay, I guess we can plug the star back in. Seriously, the ore frame is the gift that keeps on giving. I love this frame so much, I can't even tell you. I am giving it to every person I know. Sorry. If you know me, that's what you're getting for Christmas. Because it's incredible. You can send it pre loaded with photos. If I give you one, I know.

[A]

I bought it and sent it to my mother in law.

[B]

And you can be like, here's 500 photos of Billy already loaded. So when you walk in your kitchen every day, pure joy erupts.

[A]

I can also upload photos from my house in California to my mother in law's. House in Arizona.

[B]

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[A]

We went twice on Saturday.

[B]

It's crazy.

[A]

We literally took Billy to the mall twice on Saturday.

[B]

And what does Billy do? Does he walk around there? Does he stay in his stroller?

[A]

No, he walks around.

[B]

He just walks around and sees and touches everything. Yeah, that's what we did, too. I was like, have fun. But then I'm chasing two boys in two different directions and it's like Shane's. Like, one of them's uncomfortably far from us. And I was like, yeah, what do we do? There's two of them.

[A]

I had a mental breakdown, though. I think I'm starting to have, like, little hiccups of anxiety that are irrational, but they're like, not that irrational. So it's kind of annoying. Do you know what I mean?

[B]

Well, no. Give me an example.

[A]

Like, it's not irrational for me to think I could get hit by a car on the side of the street. It's just not.

[B]

No, unfortunately it's not at all.

[A]

But the level and the size of my fear is irrational. So, like at the mall, you know how they have. If you're on the second story, they have the glass around the, you know, drop off point towards the middle of the mall. I don't want Joe walking near it. I don't want him with While he's holding Billy. I don't want Billy touching it.

[B]

Oh, that freaks me out too.

[A]

And I just, like, had a little menti be. I was like, get him away from that wall. And Joe was like, what do you mean? I was like, pick him up and get him away from that glass thing right now. I don't want him touching it. And then I was like, we need to just go. I can't be here anymore. I don't even want to go to the Gap now. We were in the Gap. I was like, you. What you don't understand is I'm having an irrational response to something that's totally rational. And we need to go now. Sorry. Choking on the air. I don't know what to say. We have to have a humidifier in every room in our house right now.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, it's exhausting.

[B]

Wait, so it's a pregnant thing?

[A]

Oh, yeah, because it's like. I don't know if it's a pregnant thing or if it's like, yeah, it's a pregnant thing. It's all a pregnant thing. That's what the doctors will say. I have so much extra mucus in my body, but I'm like, drier than I've ever been. Like, my lips are crusty dusty. Like, my throat is crusty dusty, but then my nose full of huge boogers. Like, it's a crazy landmine in there. And I Texted one of my friends the other day who's, like, a new friend. I was like, hey, hypothetically speaking, you pull up next to me at a red light, I'm knuckles deep, getting a good one. I go, are we still friends? She goes, I'm rethinking everything.

[B]

Yeah. Serious. What? A new friend is who you're deciding to ask.

[A]

It was the Bob.

[B]

Oh, my God. Claire. Mm. Claire doesn't pick her nose. Claire.

[A]

Claire doesn't pick her nose.

[B]

How does she get her.

[A]

Even if Claire's pregnant, she wouldn't pick her nose. She's so good. She's just a good person.

[B]

Good for her.

[A]

I could never. I could never have a Bob with an upkeep. I could never not pick my nose. Hold on. I'm gonna do it without chin acting.

[B]

Keep it out of your forehead, below your eyes. Let me feel something. Okay. Was it good? It was pretty good. Okay. The only embarrassing thing that's happened to me this week is I accidentally texted the gardener I fired about my instructions for the garden today. What did you say? I was just like, hey, I need this and this and this and this for the yard.

[A]

What did he say?

[B]

He said, hey, I think this is for the wrong person. It's like, oh, then what did you say? I fired you. I said, so sorry. Hope you're doing wonderful.

[A]

You said wonderful?

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

That's pretty nice.

[B]

I mean, I hope he's doing wonderful. It just wasn't a match, right? What?

[A]

I don't know. I just feel like the way you talk to your gardeners sometimes is, like, are you in love with them? Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know.

[B]

I can't with you. Okay. Hopefully this time next week, our merch is going live for the sip. This is one of the pieces that I'm so excited. I mean, this one's, like, specifically for me. I don't know if it's, like, for the masses. It literally might not be, but I love it. And it's. The comments are mad at me again in, like, this chocolate brown with this beautiful pink cursive, which she didn't even know I was wearing, and decided to.

[A]

Match me with gingerbread core.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, my gosh.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Is that why you got that?

[A]

I don't know.

[B]

Are you a woman of the tick tock? Is gingerbread core, like, the word of the year?

[A]

No, I just coined it, I think. But honestly, one time I thought I coined something here too. And it's like. It's just a lot of people have the same Thought.

[B]

Oh, we're all just not original.

[A]

I've just never had an original thought in this stupid little head of mine.

[B]

So this is one of the merch items we have the cup. That's so cute. I mean, you got to be kidding.

[A]

He's finally on board with the cup.

[B]

Yeah. And that's. The sip is on the inside biologically butter yellow. It's biologically, yes. I mean, what else could you do? You know what I'm saying? Very cute, like, diner esque vibe. There's a koozie, which is perfect to put your, like, large diet cokes in your smoothies so your hands don't get cold while you're drinking them. It's cute as hell, your pint of ice cream when you're digging in at night.

[A]

It's got doily vibes.

[B]

Because I always have that problem where I have to, before I had this, I had to wrap a paper towel around my frozen yogurt or my ice cream or your hands get too cold.

[A]

You poor thing.

[B]

What do you do?

[A]

Someone else makes it for me.

[B]

No, I'm talking about what it is.

[A]

It's too cold for me to hold.

[B]

They serve it to you too?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Your husband just freezes.

[A]

I just lay in bed like this and he just drops it in my mouth.

[B]

And then there's a classic red zip up, like the sip hoodie, which F.

[A]

U C K S is so hard.

[B]

Gorge.

[A]

So hard.

[B]

I don't know how many of you are out there that are in the market for a bedazzled baby tee, but.

[A]

We'Ve got one of those, like, low key. I am.

[B]

It's. It's bedazzling. It says the luckiest girl in the world. And like pink with bedazzle. It's like, oh, I want to wear that shirt every day. But it is a little baby cropped tee.

[A]

So I don't know, it's gonna warm up again and I'll be out in the streets with my guts out.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

Sun's out, guts out.

[B]

It's gorgeous. Yeah. Am I missing anything else? The shirt, the cup, the koozie, the hoodie, the baby tee. Oh, well, there's the Patreon exclusive friendship bracelet. And those are really cute.

[A]

Those are cute.

[B]

If I'm being honest, the reason that we even went down the path of doing merch is because when I was thinking of perks for the Patreon, it was merch. But then I didn't want to exclude everyone, so then I had to have a Patreon exclusive item and so that is the friendship bracelets. Those are called the chuggers because they chug the chat. They chug them. I don't even know how it came.

[A]

They chug the sip.

[B]

They chug the sip. They. Yeah, they chug the after sip. And so there's. There's the friendship bracelets come in packs of two. One says glug, glug, glug with lip emojis in between and one says chuggers, Chuggers. Yep. So you could wear them both. You could share one with a friend. Lizzie and I did the classic. She has one, I have one. I got the blue. So cute. So next Wednesday that should be live. I will obviously talk about it again next week, but I'm very excited about that. And hopefully you guys all want to shop the merch as well. Maybe you don't like all the pieces, but hopefully you like at least one of them.

[A]

I like all the pieces so much that right now I'm concerned. I get all the pieces right.

[B]

Yeah. I ordered you one of all of them.

[A]

I'm so excited.

[B]

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You're shaming me again.

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[A]

Oh, yeah, the snooze back. Guess snooze back. Back again.

[B]

So that's just you nesting?

[A]

Guess snooze back. Yes, I'm nesting. I'm nesting in a way that makes me a horrific asshole.

[B]

What do you oh so unusual from her normal daily activity.

[A]

Watch it.

[B]

No, you're not mean to me.

[A]

No, but I don't.

[B]

Seems like you might be mean to others.

[A]

Yeah, well, I'm sick of my house not being like your house, like, in order.

[B]

Well, she walked. Yeah. Yesterday she came over for a play date and she goes, how's your house so neat.

[A]

It's like everything has a fucking place, and it's like your whole team is on board with everything going in a place, and I can't get my team on board with anything going in a place. And I feel like I work so hard to organize and throw shit away and, like, literally filled a U haul truck up with a bunch of trash months ago. And already Joe has refilled every crack and crevice of the house, and it's making me fucking sick.

[B]

No, it would be a very big point of contention for me, too.

[A]

I asked him to bring the snoo down and he did it wrong. So it's taking up more space. Pictures are off the Wall. The room is just nuts. There's towels hanging from things. I was like, where did these towels come from? If you had to pull stuff out of the area, you put the snoop in, put it in the place it belongs. What is that?

[B]

Even when. If Shane even puts a. If he rinses a fork off and doesn't. Like, if I watch him put it in the sink, nothing boils my blood more. I'm like, what would it hurt you to fucking spend one and a half more seconds to just open the dishwasher and put it in the dirty dishwasher? I never leave the dishwasher just sitting there, clean.

[A]

It hurts me that you don't.

[B]

It's always ready for you. It's always ready for you.

[A]

And I just told Joe, I was like, listen, dude. Like, it would. It really goes a long way for me to have you not pile your shit everywhere. He's like, well, I can't put it there because Billy gets it. Put it somewhere. Billy won't get it then.

[B]

Well, isn't he also the only one in the house with a dedicated room?

[A]

Yes.

[B]

Couldn't he have all of his piles?

[A]

Do you know how fucked up his room is, too? And I've bought him dressers. I've tried everything that I can to keep it organized. I've offered to set the whole room up for him. He will not let me do it. I told him to clean out all of his stuff. He doesn't need this stuff. He's had it for decades. Get it out.

[B]

And what's his attachment to all of it?

[A]

I don't know. But then he makes it sound like, well, you wanted that. No, I didn't. I don't want it now. Get rid of it now. Get rid of it now. I'll try to sell it. No, we're not selling it. You're throwing it the fuck away on the street. There's no time for you to sell this. You complain about not even having enough time for five minutes to yourself, but you find two hours a day to nap. The other day he's like, I don't know if I can even take this job because I can't string together four hours. I'm like, that's crazy. You're telling me this while we're napping and you just went for a walk? Like, what? Anyway, it feels like once a month, I'm finally able to clear out a space, organize the laundry room, clear off the island. And then every time I turn around, he's thrown everything he's ever seen in the past 43 years onto the encounter. And I'm just like, enough of this. I literally. We have a table at the front of the house. Put your hat on it. That is where your hat and sunglasses live. Don't ever ask me where the shit that is again, because if you can't find it, it's. Cause I incinerated it. Because I'm sick of that question. That's the other thing. Asks me where things are before even looking. Do we have any of that stuff? Stuff? Did you look? Do we have any bombas. Did you look in the drawers that my dad, like, meticulously organized in January that you then just immediately fucked up when you came home from shooting that movie? And then he says, we should organize these drawers. Yeah, we should. And then I feel bad because I'm, like, obsessed with this man, and he's so cute and I love him so much, and he's mentally ill. There's something wrong with him.

[B]

I don't know that there's any couple that is completely compatible in the way that.

[A]

No, this is a sickness.

[B]

Oh, your husband's sick.

[A]

Oh, he's sick. Oh, he's a real sick sob. He needs help. He needs help with it.

[B]

Okay. Should we get into some of these hot topics?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay. I'm very excited.

[A]

Are you really?

[B]

Well, yeah, because I want to talk about selling the oc.

[A]

Oh, no. So you didn't see any of these other ones?

[B]

No, I did, and actually, I. I have thoughts on one of them.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

Can you believe that?

[A]

I'm excited. Which one?

[B]

Do you have thoughts on the baby skincare line?

[A]

Cool, cool, cool. Okay, cool.

[B]

Cool.

[A]

First and foremost, did we talk about Wicked?

[B]

Kind of.

[A]

Okay, so the Wicked premiere has been.

[B]

Happening around the world, it feels like, for 400 years. Have they not put out 323 trailers? I. Every time I open YouTube, there's another vinyl trailer. I don't know. I'm excited about Wicked 2, but it's. It's almost. It might be more trailers than Taylor Swift album variants.

[A]

Honestly, that's so funny. Cause I was gonna say, I don't think I even need a trailer for the film. I just see so many reels of the press tours that Cynthia and Ariana are on.

[B]

Like when Cynthia's fixing the necklace that didn't need to be fixed. Yeah, it's getting. It's like.

[A]

It's like they're fucking with us.

[B]

Well, I feel like the first press tour was magic in a way that it went viral without them trying, and it. It's it would be impossible for them to not become so hyper aware of what transpired from that.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That there probably is a little bit of overperforming. Maybe, like screwing with us a little bit.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

But now I've seen the Instagram reel I saw was just like, tell me why she fixed the necklace that was perfectly placed for her to then make it messy and then fix it right back to where it started. And then all the comments were just like, mean. And I thought, oh, no, this is the Internet for you. Too much of a good thing is a bad thing.

[A]

Every actor needs an activity. Do you know what I mean?

[B]

Yeah. Thank God my character has my phone. A lot of it. And my acting coach was like, you struck gold because you're always on your phone. You're the assistant that's always on your phone. You get to play to your phone a lot.

[A]

Thank God.

[B]

Well, me and Cynthia, we have activities.

[A]

What I was gonna say is I was finding myself exhausted by Cynthia.

[B]

Well, I think a lot of other people were too.

[A]

Sorry. And then came the Singapore premiere. And did you see Ari get assaulted by that guy on the red carpet?

[B]

No.

[A]

Some weirdo jumps over the barricade, wraps his arm around her and starts jumping up and down and pointing at her as though, like, this is is some cool thing that he could gets to do. And Cynthia comes out of nowhere, rips him off of her. Not out of nowhere. She's like, right next to Ari, rips him off of her and encapsulates her in the safety of her arms.

[B]

Where were the security guards?

[A]

The security guards were trying to rip the guy off too, but faster than the security guards with Cynthia.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Strong as too.

[B]

See, I do believe their bond is real and what they have is real. I think they probably just became hyper aware of commentary.

[A]

Well, I mean, I'm not saying it's not real, but like, in that moment, like, you see how fragile Ari is, and Cynthia is just making sure genuinely on a. In a very genuine way that she is okay. Even the other woman that was next to her, and I don't even remember who it was because I was so captivated by Cynthia. And then turns out this fucking weird ass guy has been doing this all over the world with celebrities all over the world. Jumped on stage with the Weeknd, put his arms around the Weeknd while he's performing at a concert, jumped on Katy Perry's stage, recently, wrapped his arms around her, like, this guy is a freaking weirdo. And now Singapore, which, by the way, it's like illegal to spit in Singapore. Like, it is not a really. Like, it's a country where you go. And it is spic and span. It is cool, safe, clean, calm, and collected. So this guy coming in here and doing that in Singapore, it's like, well, they better have, like, a big punishment for that, because that is wild. And are they only nine days in prison?

[B]

Wow.

[A]

But it's a Singapore prison. Maybe it's gnarly.

[B]

I don't know.

[A]

But this guy, he does it everywhere. He does it at sporting events. It's like.

[B]

And does he want to. I mean, he's a real creep.

[A]

Did you see the video?

[B]

No.

[A]

What, you missed it? Hold on. Do you want me to not pull it up? It's crazy. He's, like, dead behind the.

[B]

Well, he's got to be if he's doing this all over it. Was he trying to harm. I mean, it doesn't matter. Even if he's just trying to get attention, it's still inappropriate and, yeah, wildly inappropriate, but it's insane.

[A]

It's really a crazy thing to do. And that's the thing about, like, you know, I'm not a person who, like, really subscribes to a lot of, like, public decorum, but I'm not doing that. Like, we have some agreements, socially speaking, and we don't. We don't do that.

[B]

No, I agree.

[A]

We don't fart audibly and claim it in public. And we don't jump over barricades and grab tiny women.

[B]

What about Tiny Man?

[A]

Either.

[B]

Okay, well, good for Cynthia Erivo.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

And I. She's so talented.

[A]

I just. I wish that there was a world in which that guy wasn't, like, celebrated by getting all this attention because he seems like a wackadoo dude. It's. He seems like a real wack.

[B]

Oh, people are celebrating him.

[A]

Well, nobody's getting attention. Blur his face. Because the way that his face is out there now, he's never gonna stop doing weird stuff.

[B]

If you have to run the story, blur his face. This nameless man that's now in prison. Whatever. I don't know.

[A]

But I mean, like, we have to stop lauding the villains, because they do what they do for attention. Okay, J. Law, this is actually really cool. J. Law's in a new film with Robert Pattinson, and it's called Die, My Love. Chris, confirm or deny, Die, My Love.

[B]

It sounds like somebody's dying outside. I really need to know what's going on. It's crazy.

[A]

What is it?

[B]

Yes, it is. Die, My Love. She's Right.

[A]

It really does sound like something's dying out there.

[B]

I know I don't know anything about the movie, but my whole YouTube is just Jennifer Lawrence thumbnails.

[A]

How are you even communicating with me.

[B]

With that sound going on out there? Maybe that's why I'm struggling to execute this episode.

[A]

Should we go get whatever that is?

[B]

I almost feel like we need to intervene.

[A]

Do we have a towel?

[B]

What is going on? When headphones are on, you don't hear it? No, I feel like it's just a bunch of birds. It's outside.

[A]

Okay. When you say that, it's a little bit more snow whitey and a little less sad.

[B]

Annoying nonetheless.

[A]

Annoying nonetheless.

[B]

Normally, I love a symphony of birds. Like, are they annoying because the rain's out?

[A]

No, they just sound like they're in peril.

[B]

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[A]

They're having her and Robert Pattinson do like the lie detector test things. Like, does she hate Robert Pattinson?

[B]

Oh, I don't know.

[A]

It seems like she does. She's like, I just can't do this today with you, Rob. And he's like, you and me.

[B]

They.

[A]

Probably love each other. But I. I think J. Law is so funny. I think that there is an off the cuff, honest vulnerability to her that she has never lost. And I think it is so dope, this movie. I wish I could see this movie. I just can't.

[B]

Why?

[A]

Sorry. I need a drink of water.

[B]

It's too dry in here for her.

[A]

Yes. No. I think it's like a horror film about being postpartum.

[B]

What?

[A]

Yeah. Or a psychological thriller about being postpartum.

[B]

You have no business for another.

[A]

I cannot.

[B]

Like, literally, you're never gonna be able to see it.

[A]

No. And I would love to. It looks so cool and beautiful and it's like, what a. A cool concept for a film because it's like, postpartum rocks. Ya. You know what I mean? Like, she comes out of the closet and she's like, let's rage. And you're like, okay, you know, like, that's postpartum man. And JLA shot this movie in the first trimester of her second pregnancy.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

Well, it's like, girl, how, like, how did they let you lay in the front seat of the cyber truck? The whole production let me know anyway.

[B]

After last week, and she goes, thank God this is our job. Because I wouldn't have been able to function in any other way. No.

[A]

So I brought all of this J. Law stuff up to say on one of the carpets because, like, J. Law loves reality tv. Like, loves the Kardashians, loves Bravo.

[B]

Oh, she threw shade at Courtney. No.

[A]

What?

[B]

You didn't see that?

[A]

No. Tell me.

[B]

I'd have to look it up. But I did see they were like, who's the most annoying Kardashian? And she's like, courtney.

[A]

Oh, Courtney doesn't care.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

But she. Someone asked, like, who's the most toxic real housewife? And she dropped a name.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah. And you better believe that toxic ass housewife hit the red carpet at Bravo Con and was like, jayla's a for that. She shouldn't have have said that about me. Tamara.

[B]

Oh, One of the OC girls I have. I don't watch OC, but I might start.

[A]

JLaw said, I think that Tamara is. What?

[B]

Oh, it's Shane's Diet Coke. Thank you. It's real life.

[A]

I think that Tamara is the most toxic of everybody. Sorry, Tamara, but you are. Jennifer told Access Hollywood she just keeps trying to pass off off Sharon in all this drama. And I feel that Tamara is really, like, behind the scenes. She and Lisa Barlow should get together and start a hidden account. That's the other thing. Jayla has a hidden account and fights with strangers on the Internet from it. Love it. Love it. I'm Micah. If I knew how, I'd have a hidden account. If I knew how, we'd be fighting, all of you in the comment section. We'd be fighting and it would be a real sweet little release for me. Those of you that have the time to write a hundred times that you hate me in the same comment section, I'd be there a hundred times with you fighting from a hidden account user. 69720.

[B]

You're so lucky. She's technologically inept.

[A]

Correct. Or maybe you're not. I bet you'd love it.

[B]

Okay, well, I'm gonna check out that movie. Yeah.

[A]

So Tamara's pissed. She's talking about it. JL's.

[B]

I'm sure she loves it. This is the best.

[A]

I'm sure loves it. It's like, girl, you're talking about this at BravoCon. And J Law is talking about it on a like, global scale. Like, get out of here. You're welcome for the free press. Okay. Daddy wants to talk about skincare for kids.

[B]

I mean, you wanted to talk about skin.

[A]

Okay. Okay.

[B]

Shay Mitchell released.

[A]

The way that this brought up its relevance to me was via Instagram.

[B]

Me too.

[A]

And I saw a couple of ladies who had the hot take of like. Some of the ads are like, you know, it's like. Like self care for a three year old.

[B]

And it's like, well, first you gotta take them back. Shay Mitchell has kids and so she also has a brand and she released a brand of skin care for toddlers. Toddlers.

[A]

And it's face masks and it's lotions and it's skin. Sorry, it's skin care for toddlers.

[B]

Which met with a lot of backlash.

[A]

A lot of Backlash. The ads are like for the toddler that needs to focus on something self care. And it's like the hot take I heard was like all toddlers are as cared for.

[B]

That's pretty good.

[A]

And it's like they don't, they don't need to care for themselves more. That's all that they do. They're little hedonists.

[B]

And then when I was scrolling through that comment section too, because I just thought it was interesting. We're in this world where teenagers are the Sephora kids. Or like Sephora took over TikTok among tweens and it's these kids are spending hundreds and hundreds of dollars Sephora on.

[A]

Get ready with me for school. It's 5:45am and let's start my 19 part skincare regime.

[B]

So this takes it one step further. And so her whole thing was that she was creating clean skincare for toddlers. And in the comment section, while 95% of it was hate, I did see a lot of moms saying, well my toddler is in this phase where they want to do everything I'm doing. So this is actually like, this is actually something that's going to be really fun for us where like I'm doing my nighttime routine, doing a math. Now I have like a clean ingredient, one to give to my daughter who wants to copy everything I'm doing and we can sit there and do it together. And then I saw a couple of people being like, well, my toddler actually really struggles with acne and so trying a product like this would be very helpful if it could be a solution.

[A]

Yeah, put some pimple patches on that kid.

[B]

Put a spray tan. Who cares?

[A]

In the same breath. When I actually read the article and when I read Shay's reason for developing the product, I then got on board with it a little bit.

[B]

And what was that?

[A]

The same thing that, that mother said. Like my, my kids want to do everything I'm doing, but I don't trust putting my product on their sweet soft skins. And like you and I were complaining earlier in the episode, the man's always trying to put microplastics and cancer in our body. How do we not poison our children in a society where now parents do look at labels because we can't trust them and we can and you know, not what. In my heart of hearts, whenever I see an object labeled infant product, I just go ahead and assume it hasn't passed the right qualifications for my kid because you can just call anything an infant product and it changes what's required by the FDA for it to be a safe product. And more often than not, that means it's not safe.

[B]

Right?

[A]

So I liked that. I liked that. She's working really hard to make a transparent brand where you can see all the ingredients and your kids can safely participate in things that you're doing with them. I think that is really cool because, you know, sometimes I don't have help while I'm getting ready and I perch Billy up on the counter in the bathroom and I hold him, my body against him to hold him in his place. And he watches me get ready with my makeup. And he knows how to use an eyelash curler, which is terrifying, but he'll take my eyelash curler and just sort of hold it next to his eye, like, oh, God. Just don't move because you're gonna lose an eye. But it's like, yeah, that's kind of fun. If I could give Billy something to do while I'm doing that. Also cool.

[B]

Yeah. I understand how if you wanted to start drama on the Internet, the angle is there, but I do feel like, whatever.

[A]

Who cares?

[B]

Who cares? Who cares? Who cares? The battle you're fighting to take down a woman who hasn't really. I feel like she. She's not like, it's not offensive.

[A]

She's going about it the right way. Except for the. If the campaign is like, for the three year old who needs to focus on self care, that's stupid. But everything else about, it's not that dumb.

[B]

Yeah. I just feel like, I don't know, it's whatever. Yeah, who cares?

[A]

When I was little, I used to play spa.

[B]

You know, I think kids like to play everything.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I also played orphanage. Okay, watch your back, mom and dad.

[B]

Are you ever gonna watch Selling the oc?

[A]

No, I'm not.

[B]

It's so much better than Selling Sunset. And I honestly feel like with Chrishell leaving Selling Sunset, Adam Devillo or whatever, the creator of this series needs to just focus all of his attention on Selling the OC Selling Sunset has gotten to a place where they're so aware of their selves, they've lost the plot.

[A]

Do you see this every week?

[B]

What? Selling Sunset came out a couple weeks ago, and now we have Selling the oc. So now I'm comparing the OC to Sunset because I've just binged the OC and it's like, I'm saying with Selling Sunset, these girls are portraying an image of themselves so hard that they can't even be vulnerable with us because that isn't A person they show up as on camera.

[A]

Me and Seal Face where in the.

[B]

OC While these women are still beautiful, they still resemble a human. Like they're not all the way gone. And what I love about the star of the OC Is Alex Hall. She's obviously the focal point. She's the crochet of selling the OC she's still so human. Like, she's beautiful and she's gorgeous, but she shows up as herself. And I think that bringing the guys into the. It's just. It's so much more enjoyable for me to watch. And a lot of the drama is fun because there's a pregnant girl and there's drama with all of that. And I think you would like it.

[A]

Listen, I will say this one thing about us pregnant girls is we bring the drama. There should be a reality show that's just like pregnant ladies all the time. You want some good reality tv?

[B]

Get some.

[A]

Get all pregnant all the time.

[B]

Real pregnant.

[A]

Wife's 16 and pregnant, but we're 35.

[B]

Oh, that's dark. That's what I showed. Because it's like 16 and pregnant is like, dark. And then 35 and pregnant's dark for different reasons. It's like we're fighting with our husband. I mean, I'm pretending I am one. It's like you have a husband. Imagine the camera in your house this morning when you're yelling at Joe, who's like, rubbing his dick in the other room. That needs five minutes.

[A]

It would have been a great television.

[B]

That's what I'm saying. But it's dark.

[A]

Is it dark? I love my life.

[B]

What the. I love it. It'd be dark. I think it.

[A]

It's poorly lit. Yeah. Joe doesn't like us to have the windows open in the living room because he feels like a fishbowl. And it's a glass house effect or something.

[B]

Black out. Yeah, you're.

[A]

That's also for Icky, because Icky can't handle seeing the world. That boy.

[B]

And then I just. Just the relationship between Alex and Tyler, who is Britney Snow.

[A]

Just think about all the things Joe doesn't want me to say on the Internet about what he does.

[B]

Okay. Tell us more.

[A]

No, I can't.

[B]

That's more interesting for you. But I just want to say.

[A]

No, it's just another. It's like a. On the 35 and pregnant. It's like panning to my husband, who's just letting my French bulldog the. Out of his arm to just keep him from. And pissing all over the house, it's just like. It is dark here. It is dark here. It's me in the bathroom just soaking my body in olive oil because my. I'm worried about my pelvic floor.

[B]

You know what I mean?

[A]

I'm just, like, putting salt on myself and shoving garlic in my butthole and, like, just getting in a slow cooker and just waiting for it to all end. It is dark. It's dark.

[B]

I see. I told you it's dark.

[A]

Adam Devine. What's his name?

[B]

Devello Devillo.

[A]

Adam, listen, I have. Do I have a show for you. It's called 35 and pregnant to sell.

[B]

A fantasy too, though.

[A]

It's not. Not a fantasy, okay? It's Taylor Swift's fantasy. It's her wish list.

[B]

Yeah, you're right.

[A]

Period.

[B]

No, it is. It is. No, you're right.

[A]

Yeah. It's me being like, we need a second car, but if we get a second car, I can't have as much food and as much fun. You know? Sad. It's sad.

[B]

Okay, it's getting sad. I'm not picking up.

[A]

Nasty. That's so nasty. You are the worst. Also, I really.

[B]

You have enough money to get two cars?

[A]

Yeah, if I have a little less food and a little less.

[B]

No, that's not true.

[A]

Well, it's eat out food. It's not I'm starving food.

[B]

It's.

[A]

We're eating at home tonight. It's we have chicken nuggets at home and that is dark.

[B]

Okay, well, tell your husband to stop taking naps and take the job.

[A]

I did. I was like, wake up. You hate when I sleep. You hate when I'm rested. Why do you hate when I'm rested? I don't hate when you're rested. I'm just not rested. And that's the point.

[B]

Why do you get to be so rested when I'm out here 83 weeks, weeks pregnant, working, shaking my.

[A]

All over these streets? Okay, last.

[B]

Well, I wasn't done. I know you don't watch, but just.

[A]

Let me know for any of you.

[B]

That are watching the oc it's just Adam couldn't have preyed upon a better storyline between Tyler and Alex. Tyler is the ex husband of Britney Snow, who is now randomly engaged to Hunter Marino.

[A]

What?

[B]

Tiana's ex?

[A]

The camera Britney Snow is.

[B]

Yeah. Isn't that a plot twist?

[A]

It feels like you're rage baiting me. Well, then why did you bring it up to me on camera?

[B]

It's a matter of. I'm just going through the point this is. This is.

[A]

Can I just say one honest thing?

[B]

No, no, no, no.

[A]

Just let me say one honest thing. You called my whole life sad. You called my whole life dark and sad.

[B]

You walked into a it. You know that your house looks sad. And it's not because it's a sad.

[A]

Are you fucking kidding?

[B]

It's.

[A]

You know that your house looks sad.

[B]

It is blackout. It's black. There's no light coming in because they have it plastered like it's the house in weapons.

[A]

You try living with a French bulldog who's seeking suicidal death around every corner.

[B]

And then you go to the bathroom and there's a mural of boogers.

[A]

You know what? I trusted this man. I've called him my number one for weeks now. For weeks I've been like.

[B]

I'm just saying the house isn't not dark. And I'm not saying it's. You're pregnant and you're not able. You're not capable.

[A]

Tell me my Diet Coke.

[B]

I'm working. And you broke an ornament. Oh, I'm working.

[A]

Wow. Suddenly your life's looking really dark and sad. Looks good.

[B]

Hey. Okay.

[A]

Anyway, so that would have been a really, like, we. We would have shot that cinematically for the show, that exchange.

[B]

Hey, Shane. Oh, thank you. Are you done? Are you still working? I know you don't, like, touch. How long did it. What? Are you still working? Yeah. Okay.

[A]

Okay. I love you.

[B]

I love you. So this storyline between Tyler and I.

[A]

Think it's fake as.

[B]

It's not.

[A]

Why. Have you seen them touch tips?

[B]

It's just not. She's bawling on camera while she has a new boyfriend. She sells her house this season to move in with her new boyfriend and now has revealed they've broken up. But she's already sold her house and she has two children.

[A]

Print.

[B]

I just love whatever. There are elements of it that are obviously, like, that's not dark inside. It's dark and sad.

[A]

But I'm saying, like, call it what it is, then.

[B]

Her house is still, like, light and bright and clean. These are things in your control. If it was, like, things out of your control, I wouldn't be pushing the button.

[A]

Listen, if I were you, I'd be looking for a person to come to Lizzy's house right now to organize everything and nest for.

[B]

I sent you my cleaner's name.

[A]

You should be sending an organizer out and a cleaner for all of this abuse.

[B]

Joe's gonna ruin it in two days. What good am I to send you something that's Gonna be destroyed by a man.

[A]

Is it like a shock caller? What is it? What do I have to do?

[B]

We probably need another app.

[A]

No.

[B]

So I really like selling the O.C. okay.

[A]

Okay. I have one more hot topic, and then we can go.

[B]

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[A]

Lord.

[B]

Okay, I've got to. Yeah, I've got to see.

[A]

Well, you want to. Did you see her online? She's, like, running on a treadmill, singing her brains out.

[B]

Really?

[A]

Yeah, for the show.

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[A]

He's just pushing in such a weird way. No, he's not moving. What's going on out there?

[B]

A dog walked by. I think it's her dog. And we're back. Hello, girls.

[A]

One of us is sitting up in the front seat, so everyone else can just chill.

[B]

Did you take one calling Mark? What do you mean?

[A]

I'm just letting everybody know I'm. I'm fully erect in the front seat, and I feel so much safer and more comfortable. Thank you so much for pointing out. Chris. Lizzie just brought.

[B]

I didn't even notice any of this was happening, but I guess it's not. Obviously it's not safe for somebody to be leaned all the way back if you're pregnant or not.

[A]

Why?

[B]

And I guess.

[A]

Tell me why.

[B]

And I guess people were mad at Chris and I for letting you do it. And it's like, you think I have any authority over Lizzie about anything? Even if I was like, hey, bitch, you can't do that. She would never listen to me.

[A]

I'd be like, what?

[B]

I'm also too stupid to have known that it was not safe.

[A]

I didn't know it wasn't safe. And I also still feel better about laying down right now than sitting fully erect just for the wreck.

[B]

Okay, is it because the seatbelt can't.

[A]

Stop you as well when you're lying down? I don't understand.

[B]

We're at Popeyes because Chris brought to our attention that there's a collab with a movie that I've never seen, period.

[A]

Also, wait, get this. It's a sequel to a movie you've never seen.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

So there's multiple movies. Is it the Onion? I've been trying to get out of.

[B]

My mouth five nights at Freddy's 2, and it does look like they have some. Some interesting thing things going on. Cheesy Bites. Honestly, the branding is pretty cute. It's, like, movie theater themed with all of the, like, vanity lights. And they have a cupcake cup. The cupcake looks good. It looks pretty good. Cheesy bites and garlic parm tenders. Shit. Mmm. Yummy, yummy, yum. All right, let's go through the drive through right now. I'm prepared for what I'm ordering. I think I know everything, right?

[A]

Do you think they have milk here?

[B]

Is this. I think you just asked for the Freddy Fazbear deluxe box. Oh, that? It's a box. It's prepared for us. So I can just get three of the boxes.

[A]

What do you think about me laying down in the dry?

[B]

We're not moving. It's fine.

[A]

You guys cool with this?

[B]

Unless a plane crashes down into us, I think you're safe.

[A]

Is all of you being confused or concerned about it good for engagement? Listen, listen. Some of us have ribs that are breaking off of their sternums and spines, okay?

[B]

The cheesy bites, the cupcake. Rylan, do you know anything about five nights at Freddy's? No.

[A]

I know that there's a guy in it who's also in the Hunger Games. And it's a game.

[B]

The guy from Hunger Games who is PETA is the main guy in the movie.

[A]

Little Josh Hartnett. Never seen Hunger Games.

[B]

Whoa, whoa.

[A]

Do you want me to tell you about The Hunger Games. Not really the Hunger Games, is it? Post apocalyptic book series for young adults.

[B]

Okay, hand them out. But really quick. But it's already. It was a super popular game for a very, very long time and. Oh, what? They turned the game into the movie? Basically, it's like imagine Chuck E. Cheese and the animatronics come to life and kill you. Pretty cool. And is it a fun movie? I haven't seen it. Didn't you see the first one? No. Then why are you, like, sucking its dick?

[A]

No, I just.

[B]

The food looks good. Oh, okay.

[A]

And honestly, I think one thing about. We know for a fact is that Popeyes it f. I don't know why.

[B]

This is taking 400 million hours, but we almost have to come back. Because.

[A]

Come back.

[B]

Well, like, I'm holding the camera.

[A]

Come back to the camera.

[B]

Yes, because it's like, what do we. It's like I'm. I'm. I'm already feeling like I had weak performance. Performance today and I'm really upset about it.

[A]

It's okay. Talk more about my life. You're on fire when you're doing that.

[B]

Lizzie really wants me canceled for that.

[A]

No, I love it.

[B]

I wasn't.

[A]

Listen.

[B]

Whatever. What was I saying?

[A]

I was just calling it like I see it.

[B]

Honestly.

[A]

Honestly.

[B]

You clocked me.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Sorry. I didn't think Adam De Villo would come to your house and make a reality show about us.

[A]

Because my house is ugly and sad.

[B]

No, I take this time to a Sophie Lord.

[A]

What?

[B]

To what? Is this a Sophie Lord time or is this not a Sophie Lord time? What does that mean? The girl. Is that on the sip or personal? I don't know. I don't know. I'll do both. I'm not trying to. I don't know. Whatever.

[A]

We can do three things at once.

[B]

Yeah, we can do it all. Wait, hold on. Is this where we order or is this where we look? I think it's where. Oh, let me get a video. Yeah. Wow. The. The cheese crusted curds look. Oh, no. I hit the wrong button. Okay. Why is this at such an angle that the camera won't stand? How do I lower this window? Do I just put it. There's a. A lower or. Oh, my God. What is going.

[A]

Is there a. I think we're in.

[B]

A. I'm going to help you and just. I know that, but like, why can't I find us a place that's going to work for this?

[A]

Because the car itself, like, we're on a slanted earth.

[B]

I know, but I'M trying to, like, counteract this land. Okay, Chris, here you go. Oh, thank you.

[A]

I'm reading a book called the Hail Mary Project, and it is all about science. So most of it is way over my head, but what I can say is I'm a little car sick.

[B]

They have the dirty sodas. Creamy cola, creamy strawberry. That cupcake, it's so good. I'm so excited. It does look very interesting.

[A]

It's nice that you guys are still going to get a cupcake, even though I'm taking the other ones home.

[B]

I. Well. Oh, no.

[A]

Now I can't raise it.

[B]

Maybe the child locks on. Maybe I did that in spite of you.

[A]

To spite you.

[B]

Despite you.

[A]

To spite you.

[B]

Is it still not closed?

[A]

To spite you.

[B]

Okay. Sophie. Lloyd. What's up, girl? I love her so much. She is a fantastic guitarist and she's beautiful. She's also the guitarist of Machine Gun Kelly. She goes on tour with him.

[A]

Kelly only eats sauerkraut, cigarettes and coffee.

[B]

Is that truth?

[A]

And water.

[B]

Is that the truth? Are you lying to me?

[A]

No, dude. Straight out of his mouth.

[B]

You're screwing with me. Anyways, Sophie just got married. Chris went to her show. She VIP treatmented him. Yes. And so sweet to me, her and her husband. Honestly, she is so hardcore and beautiful and cool. Like, way cooler than we'll ever be.

[A]

Can't even grasp it.

[B]

And so. And it was just her birthday. No, they got married. Oh, they got married. Oh, my God. Congratulations. Are you gonna have a kid? Oh, that's pregnant.

[A]

It's awesome.

[B]

It's awesome. I love it.

[A]

It's like becoming a seal while a woman.

[B]

Sorry. I know it's like, you're not supposed to ask a woman if they're gonna get pregnant, but she watches, like, every episode. Hey, Sophie, girl. Hey, girl. Thank you for watching Happy Wedding. Send us your registry.

[A]

We love you.

[B]

Oh, my goodness. I don't see the box anyway. Oh, there on the left. Freddy Fazbear Deluxe box.

[A]

Can you lower mine one more time? Freddy Fazbear.

[B]

What? Oh, so I can get a B roll shot of it.

[A]

What? Is anybody here? Hi. Hey.

[B]

Do you remember when people were killing each other over the sandwich?

[A]

Oh, yeah.

[B]

Yeah. That was crazy.

[A]

We came here with weapons.

[B]

You and your husband?

[A]

Yeah. They were like, one sandwich per family. We were like.

[B]

Could I get three of the Freddy Fazbear Deluxe boxes or just two, actually. Whoa. You want your own?

[A]

No.

[B]

Probably just regular for both. One classic, one spicy. Well, she doesn't want that. Oh, no. Just too regular.

[A]

Okay.

[B]

For both of them? Yeah.

[A]

And then probably like a side of coleslaw.

[B]

What drinks do you guys want?

[A]

Water.

[B]

What do you want, Chris? Water is good for me too. They come with a drink? A bottle. Bottle, I guess. Two bottles of water, please.

[A]

Anything else?

[B]

Could I get one of the Diet Cokes with the cream?

[A]

Diet Coke?

[B]

Like didn't you have like creamies, dirty sodas?

[A]

So instead of the bottled water you want Diet Coke?

[B]

Never mind. It's okay.

[A]

It'll be 29.39.

[B]

Okay, thank you very much.

[A]

It's not a Coke stall.

[B]

Oh, I'm sorry. Are you still there? No, no, sorry. Lizzie, could I get a side of coleslaw too? Thank you.

[A]

Wait. Get your dirty drink.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Do you want me to try to order it for you?

[B]

Well, there was. They were being promoted like crazy back there, but then I couldn't remember what they were called.

[A]

You're choosing your own words for it.

[B]

It said like creamy Coke.

[A]

Oh, not dirty.

[B]

No, they did not call it dirty.

[A]

We rolled my friend's window up cuz he can't.

[B]

Can't you help yourself? It's on child lock. How do I turn child lock off? When this was in the shop, they turned like every lock on in the world. I'm like, it's not necessary. Can you turn off all the locks? Okay, child lock off both period.

[A]

I think that's the door thing, babe.

[B]

You're kidding me. Try, try it now. Chris.

[A]

Power.

[B]

She's screaming in the drive thr. Like they're going to think you're delivering.

[A]

Delivering Ds. I'm good. I'm doing good. We just realized that I just pumpkin at 2pm so maybe, maybe we should start filming at 10 and that way I can be good and professional through.

[B]

You think you could.

[A]

If we could try for a couple weeks, it might be better.

[B]

Fine, whatever you think will be better.

[A]

I don't know that I could be on time. Hello?

[B]

Hello. Okay.

[A]

Would you like the receipt?

[B]

No, thanks. Thank you.

[A]

Her hair is a beautiful color of red.

[B]

Oh, thank you. There you go. There you go. It's okay. I brought my own water. Thank you.

[A]

Good for you.

[B]

Cold water. Yuck. I also prefer. Do you prefer room temp? Yes, me too. Thank you. You too? I prefer hot. Actually, I prefer hot with a little bit of light.

[A]

Oh, we didn't ask for any Mardi Gras mustard.

[B]

You're kidding me.

[A]

I'm gonna kill myself.

[B]

You better do it if you want. It's raining.

[A]

No one can run in.

[B]

Nobody can run in.

[A]

It's Biblical floods. Chris.

[B]

This is out of the Bible. What does that mean?

[A]

Like, what do you mean?

[B]

Is something good gonna happen to us?

[A]

We need an ark.

[B]

My friend from Chicago's like, what is wrong with LA people? Why do you freak out when it rains? And I'm like, it's a nightmare. What do you mean? It's just depressing.

[A]

Chris is like, my car's flooded. My house is flooded. Literally.

[B]

Oh, yeah.

[A]

I only have. Oh, my God.

[B]

Oh, not. Who's gonna mount this camera to the ceiling?

[A]

I'll mount it. Here I come.

[B]

Number one delicious donut. In defense of la, I think LA or LA people, I think LA is not built for rain. No. It's not like this floods our houses and our structures. It's just not built. Built for weather.

[A]

They're like terracotta pots.

[B]

We all weren't expecting weather when we moved here. You know what I'm saying? No. Okay, let's get into some of this. Freddy's.

[A]

Here's the co slot. It's not part of the collab.

[B]

Yeah, but we'll all be so excited.

[A]

Can anyone else feel their baby resting on their cervix?

[B]

It's the bear. Is it a bear? Yeah. Freddy Fazbear.

[A]

Buckle the up, Chris. I bet this is cute.

[B]

That's the cupcake.

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

That is cute as hell.

[A]

Here you go. Or Bill.

[B]

Thank you.

[A]

Everyone's. My baby.

[B]

It smells delish.

[A]

It really truly does.

[B]

I'm resenting you.

[A]

Why?

[B]

I wanted the spicy. Go back. I'm just kidding. I'm just being nasty. I'm trying to gain sympathy after being.

[A]

Nasty by being nasty more.

[B]

Well, why?

[A]

Because you could have just gotten a.

[B]

Third box to go to waste. Oh, what is this? What is. Why is it so heavy on the. Look at this. So let's.

[A]

Oh, and you know what sucks? We have no sauce.

[B]

No way. None.

[A]

Just the marinara. Cuz nobody was like, I need the Marty gr.

[B]

If that's how God intended it, then it's literally not.

[A]

Look how dirty that looks.

[B]

I mean, that's what. We don't have any run.

[A]

All we have is coleslaw.

[B]

Whatever. I'm trying one of these bites. Oh, it's gonna burn my mouth.

[A]

No, you want to dip that in marinara.

[B]

Really?

[A]

That has a sauce.

[B]

Well, this is like so coated in whatever it is. So it's the chicken and then these cheesy bites, right?

[A]

Yeah. Open this marinara.

[B]

It's a pretty cute. I'm not supposed to have marinara. Please feel free to have my marinara sad. It's quite the, like, cute box.

[A]

I think it's because they're trying to do, like, the. The.

[B]

Oh, you're doing a cheesy bite first.

[A]

Yeah, all the cool kids are. Okay. Oh.

[B]

Oh, look at that cheese pull for just a fucking bite. Is it good? Oh, the cheese pull is good.

[A]

It's really good, Chris. Oh, no.

[B]

Oh, that's good, though. Oh, they're mini mozzarella sticks, but. Oh, okay. What could you not like? I'm double dipping. Go ahead. Wow.

[A]

You're right. I don't care.

[B]

It's better when we share it. Is the mozzarella or the cheese? Oh, that's good. That is nice. That is rice on a rainy day.

[A]

Pyramid.

[B]

The chicken's nice too. Like, not a lot of funky pieces.

[A]

Do you want to dip it in the marinara?

[B]

You think so?

[A]

It's like ketchup.

[B]

Okay. Look at all the seasoning on that chicken. I don't know about you guys, but mine is seasoned.

[A]

But it looks, like, dry, right?

[B]

It does look a little dry, but the seasoning's good.

[A]

Did you try the chicken, Chris? Not yet.

[B]

How was it?

[A]

I can't turn around to see you, but I want to know what you feel.

[B]

I mean, it's not moist, but it's not super dry. I think it's pretty good. I think it's better than it looked, more dry than it is.

[A]

Does it need, like, a Mardi Gras ranch?

[B]

That would be nice, but it's pretty good, actually. It needs the marinara, that's for sure. It's not bad. I love Popeyes in general. The chicken's good. Mm.

[A]

I truly love Popeyes.

[B]

Okay, let me have one more of these cheesy bites.

[A]

There's a quiet kick.

[B]

I like it.

[A]

I, too, like it.

[B]

I'm always happy with, like, chicken. Any. Any of the chicken things of Popeyes. I love the desserts.

[A]

Usually for the longest, everyone was like, Popeyes. No, it's all about kfc. And then KFC kind of ruined its standing.

[B]

Yeah, I always have a bad experience at kfc. Popeyes is way better than kfc. The breading on Popeyes is superior too.

[A]

So is your Kosa.

[B]

Oh, no. What do you rate the Kosa?

[A]

9 out of 10.

[B]

How many forks are in there? We have a cupcake. It's very. Oh, there's the perfect amount out. Let me try a bite of that Kof. So. How do you say it? Cole or company? Coleslaw.

[A]

But I didn't want to leave you.

[B]

Hanging, so I'm Just going to thank you. The bags are so hard to open. Okay. It all leads to this.

[A]

It's a big bite of Kosov. Feelings.

[B]

It's good.

[A]

This is good.

[B]

It is good.

[A]

It's a fun share, too.

[B]

Yeah. Oh, wow. The coast law is growing on me. That's good.

[A]

It's like if we were on a date at a drive in movie, we could share this box and if you're.

[B]

Kidding, you love the movie. This is a cute box. The bear is really cute. The cheese curds, they're so good.

[A]

I don't think legally there occurred, though. Like, Wisconsin called and they were like, what are you calling a curd?

[B]

So what's the difference? Well, they didn't call them a curd. I don't think they did. Oh, they did. I thought they called them sticks.

[A]

No, nothing was called a stick. Really?

[B]

A cheese stick.

[A]

I mean, a mozzarella stick. But these are called curds.

[B]

Oh.

[A]

Does the movie take place in Wisconsin or something? I don't know.

[B]

Wow.

[A]

God, the cheese is so good.

[B]

It's so good and it's still hot.

[A]

Is it going to kill us?

[B]

You think so? I mean, as much as that water bottle is.

[A]

Oh, no way. As good as dead.

[B]

I can't stop eating it. That's how you know it's good.

[A]

God, it's so good. I do freaking love Popeyes. I'm gonna have to get this in the hospital.

[B]

I think this exact meal, probably. What's your regular order?

[A]

A Popeye sauce.

[B]

Yeah.

[A]

I like their chicken strips.

[B]

Oh, really? So this is what you got?

[A]

Very similar. Or I get the sandwich and we.

[B]

Cut this last one in half.

[A]

No, no, you can have it.

[B]

Really?

[A]

I don't want it without the dip.

[B]

What's the dip you like? It's okay, Chris.

[A]

I like Mardi Gras mustard.

[B]

What's. What is that?

[A]

Mustard with a flare.

[B]

What kind of flare?

[A]

Like a Mardi Gras flare.

[B]

Okay.

[A]

I think it's more of a vibe than anything, wouldn't you say, Chris? Yeah.

[B]

I'm not upset about them serving this with marinara, though.

[A]

I don't think the chicken's supposed to be eaten with the marinara. I think we're just making the most of what we have. You know what I mean?

[B]

I'm literally making this chicken Parmesan.

[A]

You literally are. With no Parmesan.

[B]

Is it good that way? Oh, yeah.

[A]

No, there's Parmesan. Garlic. Right. You look at you liking garlic.

[B]

Yeah. There's my cheese curd right over there. I've never. I don't dislike the taste of garlic. I don't like how my body processes garlic.

[A]

No, your body processes garlic.

[B]

It makes me want to die. But does it, like, seep out of your pores, not just your mouth?

[A]

Yeah.

[B]

Oh. So no, not.

[A]

Not me.

[B]

It seeps out of my pores. Yeah.

[A]

That's a biological thing.

[B]

Oh, it drives me crazy.

[A]

Okay, I'm starting to feel bad. Dang. It hit fast this time, didn't it? Who's gonna drive me home?

[B]

Wow. I really couldn't stop. Wow. It's good as f. Whatever cheese is inside the cheese curds is.

[A]

There's mozzarella.

[B]

It's good mozzarella. Okay, now we have these little cupcake boxes. Whoa. Is it cool? It's suspicious. It's suspicious. I'm not gonna lie, Popeyes. This is suspicious looking.

[A]

Don't be suspicious, Popeyes.

[B]

I mean, it just looks very artificial.

[A]

Oh, and it smells like a toilet patty, like, which I've always wanted to eat.

[B]

Have you seen the Instagram reels of people doing that? Maybe that was a Spencer.

[A]

Like, why Spencer like that?

[B]

Oh, interesting. Okay, it's very moist cake.

[A]

Are you sure?

[B]

Well, the top was. It got drier towards the bottom.

[A]

Should we put it next to a humidifier for a couple hours?

[B]

You scared? I went for crunch. Whoa, Whoa. The consistency is different than I thought.

[A]

What if they did accidentally give us toilet bowl cakes?

[B]

Okay, it tastes like bubblegum flavor.

[A]

Oh, I'm out.

[B]

I'm out too. Really? What did they do to us?

[A]

It's a toilet bowl cake.

[B]

It looks so beautiful.

[A]

Honestly, I love the way it smells. Chris loves it.

[B]

I like it. Oh, you do? I do. Are you a sick freak? Yeah.

[A]

Have you met him? Do you want half this cheese curd?

[B]

No, it is bubble gummy, but I like. Is the. Is it supposed to be that flavor? I don't know. Like, what was the. I think it was strawberry, Allegedly. We're probably still gonna have to take thumbnails anyways. Yeah, whatever. Okay. It was straw. We have so much cake at the office. I don't think I can finish this.

[A]

No one should.

[B]

I like it because it's moist all the way through. It is moist all the way through.

[A]

But so are we, and we don't eat each other.

[B]

All right, girls. Well, I hope you enjoyed today's episode of the Sip. He. He. This person. Chris had his third episode of his collab with Spencer go up on Monday, so make sure you check that out. It's listed in the description section below. Lizzie's always vlogging Up a storm.

[A]

You can watch me have a little mental breakdown and nest.

[B]

I feel like you say that every week.

[A]

I am a mental breakdown in a nest every week. It's called Dark and Sad. It's produced by Ryland Adams, and Adam did it.

[B]

Adam's calling. I've got to find Elizabeth some milk.

[A]

If you're 35 and pregnant, you're also sad, and you probably.

[B]

We're casting.

[A]

We're casting. Okay, yourself. Dimly.

[B]

Where do you think we can find milk? There's Baskin Robbins. The more I eat this, the more I love. Really? There's 400 items of dessert at the office, so be careful. Okay. Food for Less or Baskin Robbins?

[A]

Food for Less.

[B]

Really? We're gonna walk up in there? Okay, girls.

[A]

No, we can't walk anywhere.

[B]

Food for Less doesn't have a drive. We can probably find a drive through Starbucks on the way home. God. Got it. Okay. If you want to watch us, try Sweet Lady Jane. Oh, my gosh. We basically ordered the entire menu.

[A]

I'm not gonna lie. The longer we sit here on this mom, like, do I need to try this cake?

[B]

Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course.

[A]

It does smell divine right away.

[B]

I mean, it smells good. Tastes a little bit like bubblegum moist all the way through. There's not much to complain about. It's like, can she compete with Sweet Lady Jane that we have waiting for us? It is just super bubble gummy. I will say that the frosting.

[A]

Oh, it's truly awful. It's literally like when you. When you got. When you had to take amoxicillin as a kid, that.

[B]

It's like, Pepto Bismol.

[A]

Yeah, no, it's like a mock kids amoxicillin. Pepto Bismol is minty.

[B]

Wow. I love the. All right, girls.

[A]

It literally feels like you just gave me one of those horrible little spoons that's, like, hollow all the way through, and they're like, drink the whole thing.

[B]

Okay, girls, I hope you enjoyed today's episode of the Sip. We will see you next Wednesday. We love you very much. Goodbye. And that's the Sip.

[A]

Sat.