Tasting The Most VIRAL Foods with Shane, Morgan, Spencer, and My Mom!!

Summary

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: "Tasting The Most VIRAL Foods with Shane, Morgan, Spencer, and My Mom!!"
Date: August 27, 2025

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Episode Overview

In this vivacious installment of The Sip, Ryland and Lizzie gather an all-star family cast—Shane, Morgan, Spencer, and Mom (Vicki)—for a classic hangout that dives into viral foods, chaotic family tech fails, LA living, and a celebratory group outing to Chili's. The show effortlessly weaves together pop culture, family anecdotes, raunchy humor, viral TikTok food trends, and honest moments about adulting with a boisterous and loving family.

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Key Discussion Points & Insights

1. The "Boomer Mom" Chronicles

• Subject: The family's gentle ribbing of Vicki (Mom) and her struggles with modern technology and airports.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Vicki's chronic habit of losing her phone, especially in airport bathrooms. The family recounts multiple near-catastrophes retrieving her "cell phone."
    • Morgan: "It's not even funny at this—before she goes in the stall, okay, mom, don't forget your phone. And yet again on our trip... some lady comes running out of the stall like, oh, my God, someone forgot their phone. I'm like, I already know who that is." [01:29]
  • The family's guilt over "boomer shaming" but recognizing the generational gap.
  • The struggles and humor of Vicki entering YouTube—learning Final Cut Pro, needing help editing, and ultimately outsourcing to a pro editor.
    • Lizzie: "Last night, Shane goes, all right, we're hiring you an editor. Like, you're just gonna have to outsource an editor if you want to try to maintain being a YouTuber. Because all of us—400 jobs." [06:33]
  • The family comparing hiring an editor to "putting your parent in a home." [07:02]

2. Birthday Festivities and Family Dynamics

• Subject: Morgan and Spencer's joint birthday celebrations and family drinking escapades.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • The definition of "partying" as having three drinks, and subsequent "white girl wasted" moments in Beverly Hills. [07:37]
  • The warm familial teasing about hangovers, drinking capacity, and navigating birthdays together. [08:07]

3. LA Life and Parental Anxieties

• Subject: Lizzie's neurotic search for the perfect nanny—down to astrological sign compatibility.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Morgan's classic retort: "That is the most LA I've ever heard in my life. Our nanny has to be star sign compatible with our kids. Are you kidding me right now?" [10:50]
  • Lizzie and Shane's attempts to micromanage household vibes and avoid "red flags" via horoscopes. [11:04]

4. TMI Family Bathroom and Hygiene Humor

• Subject: The never-ending saga of managing butt health for all ages, shared in hilariously unfiltered detail.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Lizzie’s contribution of “pink butt paste” to the family’s wellbeing: "Rylan's been keeping everyone in my house's buttholes right with the Lord." [11:58]
  • Extended, playful debate about the anatomy of butt cracks, bidet best practices, and why you never share razors. [13:39–16:41]
    • Morgan: "I shaved my butt crack with it, and I don't want my butt crack juice on mom's legs." [16:16]

5. Millennial & Gen Z Financial Fails

• Subject: Losing wallets, paying taxes, and the bureaucratic nightmare of the California state system.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Lizzie accidentally throwing away her PopSocket wallet with all her cards/ID, getting scammed while trying to renew her passport, and failing to pay state taxes.
    • Lizzie: "So I order a driver's license online. That goes pretty smoothly, I think. And then I Google how to renew your passport, and I just click the first option, and I start filling in all of my personal information... it's just a dot com that anybody in the world could get." [31:07]
  • Gripes about the state of California's inefficiency and threats about moving to Colorado. [23:01–24:09]
  • Modern payment and identification struggles (Apple Pay, digital wallets, etc.). [25:15–26:07]

6. Viral Food Tasting at Chili’s

• Subject: The group heads to Chili’s to taste viral foods in celebration and tests TikTok-hyped menu items.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Morgan flexes her rare Chili’s x Tecovas collab boots (49:00).
  • Comedic debate about the quality of Chili's food—chips, salsa, mozzarella sticks (cheese pull!), southwest egg rolls, ranch, and themed margaritas. [54:06–67:18]
  • Chris/Spenser's mock-serious food review rubric (soda, ranch, chips, sticks) with a running 1/5–5/5 rating system. [55:01, 57:32–58:03]
  • Notable moment: The table gets excited that "Phineas" is possibly in Chili’s with them (eventually disproven). [52:03]
  • Group consensus: Southwest egg rolls are the best; mozzarella sticks underwhelming for ‘cheese pull’; ranch gets high marks.

7. Family Lore, Hometown Gossip & Pop Culture

• Subject: Lizzie’s hometown drama and love for watching online feuds unfold; discussion of their own “messy” online sharing.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • "A couple years ago, I talked about some gossip in my hometown..."—Lizzie spins a complicated web of relationships and social media drama that her high school friends closely monitor. [38:26–41:13]
  • The intricacies of viral trends, the generational differences in online messiness—"I love that Lizzie thinks that there's someone messy online, considering she just yelled about her pubes online." –Morgan [41:48]

8. Life Updates: Llama/Alpaca Mama & Living in Colorado

• Subject: Vicki (Mom) shares stories of country life in Colorado raising alpacas, adjusting from city life, and snake encounters.
• Discussion Highlights:
  • Mom: "I love my llama mama life. Life, but it's really alpaca mama... They are so cute." [43:59]
  • Escaping a snake while running down a hill and relatable stories of adaptation on the farm. [44:03–45:20]
  • The family's affectionate reflections and support for Mom's wholesome animal adventures.

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Memorable Quotes & Moments

• On Technology Struggles:
  “It's the vlogger equivalent of putting your parent in home.” – Vicki [07:02]
• On LA Parenting:
  “That is the most LA I've ever heard in my life. Our nanny has to be star sign compatible with our kids. Are you kidding me right now?” – Morgan [10:50]
• On Family TMI:
  “Rylan's been keeping everyone in my house's buttholes right with the Lord.” – Lizzie [11:58]
• On Financial Mayhem:
  “So I order a driver's license online...and it's just a dot com that anybody in the world could get. And I'm thinking all of this while I'm doing, I'm literally like...someone should run this scam.” – Lizzie [31:07]
• On Viral Food Testing:
  “I'm putting that a part of my scale down 20 points. So we're gonna start with the positive: five out of five. Waitress. The chips. One out of five, they break.” – Chris [57:32]
• On Messy Family:
  “I love that Lizzie thinks that there's someone messy online, considering she just yelled about her pubes online.” – Morgan [41:48]

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Important Segment Timestamps

• [01:10–05:48]: Vicki’s "boomerisms," airport and technology mishaps.
• [06:31–09:20]: YouTube editing struggles, hiring an editor for Mom.
• [10:50–11:10]: LA nanny/astrology compatibility.
• [11:58–16:41]: Butt health saga, family TMI, razors, and bidets.
• [23:01–26:07]: California tax panic and ID/wallet disappearance ordeal.
• [31:07–33:01]: Lizzie gets scammed trying to renew passport.
• [38:26–41:13]: Hometown gossip, messy online drama.
• [54:06–67:18]: Chili’s viral food review—chips, cheese pulls, egg rolls.
• [62:08–62:53]: Nashville Hot vs. Honey Chipotle debate, food “wow” moments.
• [43:59–45:09]: Mom’s stories of alpaca life, snake encounters in Colorado.

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Tone & Style

The episode is characteristically chaotic, unfiltered, and full of quick-fire banter. The language is playful, occasionally irreverent, and family-focused—much like a raucous group text come to life. The group lovingly teases each other, shares intimate details (sometimes very intimate), and seamlessly blends mundane struggles with pop culture hot takes and snackable, viral content-worthy moments.

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Conclusion

This episode embodies The Sip’s appeal: chaotic family love, unfiltered overshares, and a deep appreciation for lowbrow pleasures (Chili's, butt paste, TikTok foods) delivered with razor-sharp wit. Regular listeners will find comfort in the ongoing family sagas; newcomers will be swept up in the spirited, infectious energy.

If you’re into pop culture, relatable family mishaps, and slightly-too-real humor about adulthood, this is a can’t-miss installment.

Transcript

[Morgan]

That is the most LA I've ever heard in my life.

[Lizzie]

We're going to Chili's.

[Chris]

Thirsty boy.

[Vicki]

Drag meat away. I want a due time, a long time.

[Lizzie]

We need to start showing off your boots in here. I feel like they haven't got enough commotion.

[Vicki]

It's the vlogger equivalent of putting your parent in home.

[Chris]

I don't like Chili's, and he's stupid.

[Lizzie]

Those bidets will make you gay. Watch out.

[Chris]

Unfortunately, she's a one out of five babes.

[Lizzie]

Oh, boy. All right, you guys, welcome back to the sip. Here today we have my sister and.

[Vicki]

Lupi, Loopy Mama.

[Lizzie]

Who has really been showcasing her boomer as of late. I mean, it has been a weekend. A weekend of boomer mama.

[Morgan]

We keep Boomer shaming her, too. And then I lay awake all night, guilty that I Boomer shamed my boomer mom. But in the moment, it's really hard to fight it. And you know what, mom? We love you.

[Lizzie]

And you feeling guilty about everything. Your mom is so. Your mom. Mom feels guilty about everything all day.

[Vicki]

What? What are the boomerisms?

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Mom]

Well, I keep leaving my cell phone behind everywhere I go.

[Morgan]

Calling it a cell phone debatably, is maybe the most boomer thing that you could boomerism about cell phone.

[Vicki]

And you just leave it everywhere.

[Mom]

I do. In airport bathroom.

[Lizzie]

I don't think she's ever met an airport bathroom she hasn't left her phone in.

[Morgan]

Lizzie, it's chronic. It's not even funny at this before she goes in the stall. Okay, mom, don't forget your phone. And yet again on our trip, we land in the hot land of Burbank Airport, and some lady comes running out of the stall like, oh, my God, someone forgot their phone. Someone left their phone in the stall. I'm like, I already know who that is. And then mom looks at her and she goes, my daughter's gonna be so disappointed.

[Lizzie]

And that's after Morgan was instructing my mom so adamantly inside of the Denver International Airport that somebody acknowledged to my sister, wow, you're really just conducting the ship here.

[Mom]

Yeah, that's true. We got on the train at the Denver airport, and honestly, this lady said, I wish I had a daughter here to guide me around this big airport.

[Morgan]

Well, in environments like that, such as the airport, you really just got to be, like, on top of your business. You know, I have to kind of boss mom around. And then I feel guilty about it that I'm like, oh, God, I hope she doesn't think I'm mean, but mom, sometimes I don't know how you and grandma would get through the airport without me, to be honest.

[Mom]

We've done it many times.

[Morgan]

I know, but I just wonder in.

[Lizzie]

My head how many hours it takes.

[Morgan]

What that process actually looks like.

[Lizzie]

And my question is, really, you trust putting your phone down in germ infested public bathrooms?

[Mom]

No, there was a shelf on the back last time. It was a whole. I. Yeah, I did. Because my back. Do you really want to know the truth?

[Lizzie]

Into the mic.

[Mom]

I keep my backpack on my back while I go potty so I don't have to have it.

[Morgan]

Oh, I do that too.

[Mom]

Okay, there you go.

[Lizzie]

But there's zippers. But enclosed.

[Mom]

I can't get it back there.

[Morgan]

Her arms are short. She's only 4 11.

[Mom]

Yeah, you know, she's only 4 11.

[Morgan]

Oh, my gosh. The worst time. I don't. This is really a showcase to how good of karma mom must have, because one time when we went to the Burbank airport, we got dropped off. Mom fully left her phone in the Uber while we're, like, already past security through the terminal. And then she's like, oh, no, I forgot my phone. Oh, I about blew my top that time because I was like, mom, it's over. Like, there's no way that the Ubers. We don't even know how to contact the Uber. How are we just gonna trust that he's gonna come back? So I went out of security, stood outside because, you know, they take their information away after. And he circled back, and he was like, I'm so happy that I found you.

[Lizzie]

Into the mic, into, like, directionally. Sorry. See, now I'm gonna feel guilty for.

[Morgan]

Being so adamant about going to give.

[Mom]

Morgan complete credit for that one, because what she did is she dialed my cell phone and made it ring, and then she was able to tell the Uber driver, come back, come back. And he did all of this to.

[Lizzie]

Say, we get in, come to the office to film this podcast today. And my mom goes, oh, no, I left my phone.

[Mom]

And.

[Lizzie]

And I said, where? In my baby's room. So it's gonna ring on loud. Because she's a boomer that has her phone on loud during their nap.

[Morgan]

And she's like, well, I don't really.

[Lizzie]

Know where it is. And I was like, well, the last place you were was one of the boys.

[Mom]

Well, it's been Shane's job. He asks me every time we leave the house, vicki, do you have your phone? Do you have your phone? And today he didn't drive with Us.

[Morgan]

So, yeah, it's nice being here. I get to pass my duties off to my other siblings.

[Lizzie]

I don't know. This is a lot of dragging mom up front.

[Morgan]

We love you, mom.

[Lizzie]

We love you so much. And we would be nothing without you, literally, as you're entering the world of technology and becoming a vloggy mama. Vlogger mama. There's a learning curve when it comes to editing. And four, Morgan has the patience up until now to really help my mom with the first two videos. Yeah, and.

[Morgan]

Oh, no. Are you gonna tell them about the kitchen? I. I never say bad things about you, mom. Ask Ryan. We never talk bad about you, ever.

[Mom]

And I have bad hearing.

[Morgan]

No, she's always like.

[Lizzie]

My mom's like, weird flex is that she has bad hearing.

[Morgan]

She's always like, I don't have good hearing.

[Lizzie]

And Shane is always saying to everyone, no, your mom has supersonic hearing. She hears everything that everyone says and nothing past her. And so Morgan comes down to the kitchen after she's trying to help my mom, who's duplicated her project three times but can't find the original file, has blacked out the screen. And, like, it's as if Jet or Max got to my computer and just.

[Morgan]

Telling her, I can't even help you, cuz I don't know what you did.

[Lizzie]

It's an a Rubik's cube of, like, what did you do inside of Final Cut Pro that made it so unable. It's like a million broke Final Cut Pro a million times over. But Morgan comes down to take a break, and she's at the kitchen sink, and Shane and I are in the kitchen, and she whispers so quietly.

[Morgan]

I've taught her the same thing five times.

[Lizzie]

And she doesn't.

[Vicki]

I heard that.

[Lizzie]

And she was across the house all the way.

[Vicki]

And Shane goes, she does hear everything. She's been trapping you people her whole life. It was like we were mic up.

[Morgan]

Yeah, sorry, Lizzie. Yeah.

[Mom]

Stepping on mike.

[Lizzie]

So then we decide after, like, she can't find her footage anywhere. She's deleted the project three times. And God bless her, she's trying. She's really trying. But she'll, like, watch all these tutorials online of, like, how to organize footage. And then she, like, tries to move the footage to organize it, but deletes where it was originally and then it. So we're finally. Last night, Shane goes, all right, we're hiring you an editor. Like, you're just gonna have to outsource an editor if you want to try to maintain being a YouTuber. Because all of us. 400 jobs.

[Vicki]

It's the vlogger equivalent of putting your parent in home.

[Morgan]

It really is. We have the. We all came together last night. I was in a little bit of a panic.

[Vicki]

The siblings are all gonna split the cost. They're gonna come visit you. Make sure they passed off to the editor in a timely, nice way.

[Lizzie]

She opens the espresso martini that was left over from our vacation. Morgan and I are down. What's not. I mean, I guess this is also boomer coded, but we partied for two days, and we were hungover for two days.

[Morgan]

And party could be lose used loosely. We had, like, three drinks each.

[Lizzie]

Each night. But, like, two nights in a row.

[Vicki]

Three drinks for Ryland is actually a lot.

[Morgan]

Yeah, no, we were. We were lit.

[Lizzie]

I was white girl wasted, dancing around Beverly Hills.

[Vicki]

He sent me a picture, and I was like, it looks like you've smelled some white wine. Usually all it takes is a little whip for him.

[Mom]

There was a cute fan that sent Spencer and Morgan shots because of their birthday. I think that added to you.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Mom]

Getting drunk.

[Morgan]

We did have a combo birthday dinner. Our birthday is 12 hours apart.

[Vicki]

Just 12 hours. Like, literally.

[Lizzie]

I mean, that's so cute.

[Morgan]

Well, what were we talking about?

[Lizzie]

Okay, I'm looping back to the birthday festivities, but I was saying all of this because mom, we're sitting there hungover, and mom pops open another drink, and she's ready to go. And then she starts talking about her YouTube career. And Shane's like, that's it. We have to hire her an editor, because this is the thing. Like, I want to have the patience and the. The time to be able to teach my mom to do this.

[Vicki]

You can't even wait in a line, though.

[Lizzie]

I'm just so. I'm.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah, you're missing them in traffic.

[Lizzie]

I'm past capacity. Yeah. You know, like, I. I'm just. I'm barely. Like, I'm treading water, trying to stay afloat. And Morgan has done the Lord's work editing two of them, but it's. It's going to take some time for her to learn. So then we're just like, you know what? We need to outsource this. So Shane finds my mom an editor, which is somebody who edits for us as well, and they're all excited about it. But then this morning, it's taking my mom, like, four and a half hours to figure out how to send her the footage. And I was like, oh, no.

[Morgan]

Well, yeah. And we can give credit to Shane because Shane Feel the panic in my little shuddering voice when I. I had to give mom the. The stern talking to last night. I have, like, four jobs already, and I can't be your full time editor. I love you, but I just can't.

[Lizzie]

Well, and that's the thing. No, we really want this career to work for you and people like you, and we're happy to film people.

[Morgan]

Like, what's not to love?

[Lizzie]

Filming is the easiest part of our job.

[Mom]

If I'm being Shane's idea.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, it's everything after you film. That's the hard part. But we're. It's just a learning curve. You're gonna figure it out and. And we're gonna be dipping and doing it. But it is a little bit that we keep joking like, oh, grandma didn't come with her, so she's becoming grandma. And this. But we love you so much and we're so happy to have you along for the ride. If you haven't already subscribed to my mom's YouTube channel. What are you doing? It's Vicki Adams, 26. Correct? Correct. And the next vlog's actually a banger. It is. There's a lot of great footage and we have a professional working on it.

[Morgan]

We've outsourced.

[Mom]

Nothing to say.

[Morgan]

In my own defense, I do see.

[Lizzie]

That you're trying to give me credit for something. Oh, I would love to hear.

[Vicki]

Oh, I just can't remember.

[Lizzie]

Oh, please shut up.

[Vicki]

It's just like. It's like just out of my head now.

[Lizzie]

I Ryland credit.

[Vicki]

I'll give you a little credit. I think there was multiple things I was going to credit you for, but then I forgot one of the things.

[Lizzie]

I am a pretty great guy.

[Vicki]

As I re. Added your name to my tiny black book of grievances.

[Lizzie]

Shane and I were reading horoscope because. Okay, I know this is a little too inside, and I'm sorry to derail this story a little bit, but we're hiring a nanny. You know, so then we're like, looking into their compatibility. Their. Their astrological signs to our astrological.

[Morgan]

That is the most la I've ever heard in my life. Our nanny has to be star sign compatible with our kids. And. Are you kidding me right now?

[Vicki]

I'm like, what?

[Lizzie]

Well, we're trying. We've been looking for signs. Okay. We've been looking for signs. And then I was having a little meltdown.

[Vicki]

You need to be looking for red flags.

[Lizzie]

Shane's over my meltdowns, and he's just like, can you stop it?

[Vicki]

I was like, this is a big deal for me.

[Lizzie]

Like, I don't know. The energy in the house is a big priority to me, and I don't want anybody to be walking on eggshells ever. I don't want a nanny to be walking. Nobody. I just want everyone to be happy. And so I'm looking, looking. Shane, like, waddles down the stairs, and he's like, okay, let's talk about it. And then he's like, well, let's see if the signs are compatible. And then as we're talking, we're talking, we're going over mine and how mine could be compatible with this potential nanny. And then as he's reading my signs, I was like, oh, my God. Tauruses are, like, the greatest people on earth, period. These. These.

[Vicki]

These thoughts, these personality diamond. Like, if it's not because it's the best, then why is it, like, make it make sense?

[Lizzie]

I'm just saying.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

No, Tauruses are incredible.

[Vicki]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Okay, back to what you owe me credit for.

[Vicki]

Oh, just the pink butt paste.

[Lizzie]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Vicki]

Rylan's been keeping everyone in my house's buttholes right with the Lord.

[Lizzie]

Well, there's the. I think you've been on the receiving end of these photos, too. Billy has had butt issues.

[Vicki]

Morgan pictures.

[Morgan]

No, I have not gotten a picture of Billy's butt.

[Lizzie]

No, it's not like Billy's butt. It's Joe blow drying Billy's butt.

[Vicki]

I don't know that I've sent Morgan Joe blow dry.

[Morgan]

I feel like I made that list.

[Lizzie]

Her reaction to this, you might have.

[Vicki]

Just showed her on your phone then.

[Lizzie]

So Billy's been having. His butt is sensitive just like the rest of his family, which checks out, period.

[Vicki]

I'm pretty sure I have diaper rash right now in my crack.

[Lizzie]

And so she had tried everything. She has this crazy butt routine. She washes it.

[Vicki]

She.

[Lizzie]

She, like, does a cream, and then they, like, spread eagle and blow dry his ass. And I'm like, can you just stop?

[Vicki]

Joe's like, is he gonna remember this? And I'm like, I don't know, but we're definitely making him gay and ultimate.

[Lizzie]

Okay. I don't know if you can. Okay.

[Morgan]

Don't the bidets do that? They give you gay.

[Vicki]

Where.

[Lizzie]

Where his bidet days will make you gay. Watch out. Watch what restaurants you dine at, because in la, the fancy ones have them too.

[Morgan]

I mean, they blow dry you clean. I was not adding any sort of gay glimmer to that. I was saying, don't they blow dry you.

[Vicki]

They're crazy, though.

[Lizzie]

I've never used one example. Stop using the bidets on your front. Just use it on the back.

[Morgan]

I don't know how to turn it on, and I don't want to cause a flood.

[Lizzie]

You're not using the one in my bathroom.

[Morgan]

I've never. Because I don't know how to turn it on, and I don't want to be the one that causes the scene.

[Vicki]

It's scary.

[Mom]

I don't dare turn it on.

[Lizzie]

I'm afraid you guys are missing out on one of life's biggest.

[Mom]

Ruin my lady parts.

[Morgan]

You don't know how sensitive.

[Lizzie]

I'm saying don't use it on your front.

[Vicki]

There's a rear and a front. Do not get the front.

[Lizzie]

There's a rear and a front.

[Morgan]

You know it's one crack, right?

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Your butt doesn't separate.

[Lizzie]

It's one crack.

[Vicki]

No, he doesn't know. And where's the G spot?

[Lizzie]

There's just one long hole. Your butt crack has no divide from.

[Vicki]

All the way forward. What?

[Morgan]

Like, you could. How do you think a thong works?

[Mom]

How do I end up here?

[Vicki]

Wait, how do I.

[Lizzie]

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

[Morgan]

You thought there was a divide? No, there's no gooch.

[Vicki]

We have a divide. It's not one hole. We're not like chickens. It's not.

[Morgan]

She's saying.

[Vicki]

I know. There's a miscommunication.

[Morgan]

Is she with me?

[Vicki]

I'm ready to with him, and I'm on. I'm on board with you, Morgan, but you got to blink at me, so I know what the. What the con is.

[Morgan]

I'm saying that wherever your crack starts in the front, it goes all the way to the back.

[Lizzie]

But you have not holes.

[Vicki]

Hole, not two hole. No, we have three holes.

[Morgan]

We're not sticking.

[Lizzie]

Doesn't ever stop.

[Mom]

Oh, my God.

[Vicki]

No.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God. I'm gonna need to see.

[Vicki]

No, because we keep. Because it keeps going. It's like a luge.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Morgan]

Like, you can get, like, a clean line from your butt to your.

[Lizzie]

Chris, did you know this?

[Morgan]

You thought we don't have ballers, dude.

[Vicki]

There's not, like, a stop.

[Morgan]

It's not a purse. There's not like, there's no.

[Lizzie]

So do you have to, like, open it, Clean it where there's not a hole, too?

[Vicki]

No.

[Morgan]

What?

[Lizzie]

Well, if it's a crack. No, you have to clean cracks.

[Morgan]

It's.

[Vicki]

Do you have to open it?

[Mom]

Oh, my gosh.

[Vicki]

I can't. I'm in too much.

[Lizzie]

I Wish I could show on the Internet the way that you guys were trying to manage Billy's butt rash.

[Vicki]

We were doing the most because it's like, when you wipe it.

[Lizzie]

Giving it to him.

[Vicki]

No, we were giving it to him.

[Lizzie]

When we dry her straight to Spread Eagle.

[Vicki]

No, because when we're using the wipes, the wipes were irritating his skin and causing it to flare up. And then when it would flare up and his little cheeks would rub all day, it would then turn into the rash. And no matter what. Like, we were using Destin, like.

[Lizzie]

So I said, grow up and just use the cream that works. And I sent her an Amazon link, and guess what? Everyone's butt issues are solved.

[Vicki]

Well, you fixed my butthole. You fixed James's butthole. Which James wants me to stop talking about his butthole on the Internet. But honestly, I think it's getting him good attention from the ladies.

[Lizzie]

Ironically, it's two different pink creams.

[Vicki]

It is two different.

[Lizzie]

It's a pink cream for adult and a pink cream for a baby.

[Morgan]

What does the cream do? And do I need the cream?

[Lizzie]

Well, I think we use Cal and that.

[Vicki]

That's for us.

[Lizzie]

Be prepared. There is a burning sensation, but you'll grow to love it.

[Vicki]

You grow to love it.

[Morgan]

It's like, icy hot on your crack.

[Vicki]

Yeah, but in a great way.

[Morgan]

Okay, so here is one thing that I have to say. I'll make it quick. Mom and I did get in a fight in the hotel about one thing, and we rarely ever fight about a razor.

[Lizzie]

On the birthday trip.

[Morgan]

It was. It was a small tiff because mom said, I need to use your razor. No, before, because I need to shave. And I was like, I don't share toothbrushes, and I don't share razors. And she was like, I don't get it. Why would you not shave? Share your razor and Chris will understand. It's because I shaved my butt crack with it, and I don't want my butt crack juice on mom's legs.

[Mom]

Maybe I shouldn't be here.

[Lizzie]

You don't have different. I guess I don't have different razors for different things.

[Morgan]

I was like, I've shaved my entire body with that. Don't put it on your legs. I was trying to save you.

[Mom]

Thank you.

[Morgan]

So in the name of butt crack health, don't share your razors. That you.

[Lizzie]

We do love our mom so much.

[Vicki]

We do.

[Morgan]

Would you.

[Lizzie]

She's just like, we want to use your razor. No, no, no. I'm just saying we're really dragging her today. But we. We took her to freak your Friday. And in it, Jane lynch is like Jamie Lee Curtis. Jane Lynch. That's the lady from Glee. Okay? Jamie Lee Curtis. She's like, you know, in the first freakier Friday, she's a successful, like, therapist. She. Whatever. In today's world, she's a podcaster and she's figuring out spoiler. No, this isn't a spoiler.

[Vicki]

I feel spoiled.

[Lizzie]

And she's just like, it's really funny. She does this good bit that she thinks is hilarious, and then she looks down and she's not rolling. And my mom's the only one in the theater laughing out loud.

[Vicki]

It's like.

[Lizzie]

It was. That joke specifically was made for my mom, and I was like, our whole family feels seen right now, because we're even. She getting clips during their birthday trip for her. And so she has her vlog camera out, but she just only does pov. And she'll be reacting and talking behind.

[Vicki]

The camera, but you never see her.

[Lizzie]

You'll never see her.

[Morgan]

She's camera shy. It's a learning curve.

[Vicki]

My. My dad does the same thing. I'll be like, vlog while I'm gone, like, because he's doing the nursery. And I'm like, but talk and be on camera. Because my dad will be like, I filmed all this stuff, and it's just silent films of landscapes for, like, 35 minutes. I'm like, who is this?

[Lizzie]

Now I have to storyboard this. Yeah. Figure out a storyline.

[Vicki]

I've got to put some music here.

[Lizzie]

In a crazy turn of events, Christopher McGarry's birthday is Morgan Adams birthday.

[Vicki]

Huh.

[Morgan]

Really? Who is Christopher McGarry? Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Lizzie and I have texted about this before.

[Vicki]

That's probably why people knew it was his birthday, because we talked about this on the show one time.

[Morgan]

Yeah, we do have the same birthday, which means he's automatically trustworthy in my book. Lee over.

[Lizzie]

Go.

[Morgan]

Cuss.

[Vicki]

Listen, he's a great guy. I. I talked to him on the way here. He's like, I'm in the dentist chair.

[Lizzie]

You don't understand.

[Vicki]

That's the point. He was in the dentist chair and answered the phone.

[Mom]

Oh, that's funny.

[Vicki]

And then he goes, I sh. Billy. And I was like, I gotta go.

[Morgan]

Okay. Speaking of birthdays, can we show my gift, my luxury?

[Lizzie]

I searched far and wide to get Morgan these to Cova X chili collab boots. They're made out of chili booty booths themselves. And I just thought, like, she's on a farm. In Colorado.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. And I have a red Barn, and Chili's is my favorite place on earth. Everyone knows this.

[Lizzie]

We discovered actually that they're following both Morgan and I on Instagram.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie]

So it's. A lot of things are happening and aligning for us at once. And so we thought, of course we have to go to Chili's today. She's got a rock into Chili's in her Chili booth boots.

[Morgan]

Hell yeah. We got to compare the booth to the booth.

[Lizzie]

I had never felt more like Lizzie because these had been advertised to me like crazy. And I just knew that they were the perfect gift for Morgan's birthday. So I set an alarm. I'm early to the drop. They've only made 50 of these, so it's a hot commodity.

[Morgan]

They give you a certificate of authentic. I can't say authenticity. Authenticity, yeah. And minor. I can never. A copalypse and authenticity. I can't do it. But no, it like, will never click.

[Vicki]

To me the age Apocalypse.

[Morgan]

I can never remember if it's apolypse or apocalypse.

[Vicki]

Apocalypse.

[Morgan]

Everyone has a blipated by Chili's 2 of 50. These bad boys are. And I was gonna put them on a shelf and save them for the rest of my life, but he said.

[Lizzie]

You might as well. I was like, you gotta wear. What's the point of a fun. Like, I think the more worn in a cowboy boot gets, the better.

[Vicki]

No, they're cool. As I texted Rylan, I was like, did you get Morgan a present yet? And he was like, oh, yeah. And he sent to me. He's like, well, I did.

[Morgan]

Well, one thing about us, we have the same size toes.

[Lizzie]

Yep. So I'm over here measuring my foot with a tape measure, and I'm like, if they fit me, they fit her.

[Vicki]

Well, you know, in your shoe, it'll say men's women size on the tongue. This just. Can I just go into my shopping irritations?

[Lizzie]

Yes, yes, please.

[Morgan]

We've really overtaken you, Lizzy.

[Vicki]

No, it's okay. This is a perfect segue because I think I freaking bought two PopSocket new wallets. Cuz I threw my wallet away last.

[Lizzie]

Night with your stuff in it.

[Vicki]

All my stuff.

[Lizzie]

Oh, not heard about this.

[Vicki]

This because you told me to not talk until we got on the podcast.

[Lizzie]

Do I have ringworm? Yeah. Okay. Just making sure.

[Vicki]

Always, baby.

[Lizzie]

Do you want to touch it?

[Vicki]

Yeah, of course.

[Lizzie]

Okay. No, keep telling me.

[Vicki]

So I threw my wallet away. Okay. It's a big mess of a thing. I owed money to the California State Tax weird. These mother.

[Morgan]

More twins on the way, bro.

[Vicki]

I could straight up down a building.

[Lizzie]

Okay, okay, okay.

[Vicki]

So sick. I want to find. Oh, I found it. By the way, I might go down to DTLA and pull some crazy stuff. If anybody's free, be in downtown la.

[Lizzie]

I always have to bleep this. You can't, like, make a threat to an actual.

[Vicki]

It's not an actual threat. I'm just saying. I'll be there. Chris has a lighter. It's going to be fun.

[Lizzie]

Does he pull out your lighter? Chris always has a lighter.

[Vicki]

He only.

[Lizzie]

He only always has a lighter when we don't need it, though. It's very weird, honestly.

[Vicki]

If you're going down to dtla, why not have a little mayhem?

[Lizzie]

Flex is always that he has a lighter, and then it's like a birthday and he doesn't have a lighter. And I'm like, what good Are you crazy?

[Vicki]

So here's the deal. I. You know, Austin helps all of us.

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Our straight brother.

[Vicki]

Austin goes, I'll pay it online for you, Austin. And then he comes back to me. Their online payment is down. He goes, I'll try again later. Tries for a week. It's down for a freaking week. He goes, you have to call this number. And mind you, we're inching down to the deadline of we're putting liens on all of your assets.

[Lizzie]

They go straight to that.

[Vicki]

They go straight to it. It's like, okay, okay, then do it.

[Lizzie]

The IRS would always do this to me, too. They'd be like, we haven't had time to review your paperwork that has made this right by us, but we're going to threaten liens on all of your.

[Morgan]

Assets, and we're going to need you.

[Vicki]

To send us a million dollars every three months because we don't have enough people here to run your actual stuff to check if you've actually paid it. So unless you keep paying the same amount, which we will refund you for in 10 years, it's crazy.

[Morgan]

You guys could move to Colorado, because I don't have these problems.

[Vicki]

So then. So then I start calling the phone number. The phone number. Literally, I wait for, like, 10 minutes, and then it goes. We've. We're just way too busy and we can't talk to you, girl.

[Morgan]

Click.

[Lizzie]

But we'll continue to put liens on your property even though we can't process your payment.

[Vicki]

So here's what I. Here's the. Here's the. Here's what I'm calling. Who's there to put the Lien. If no one's there to answer the phone and no one's there to check the email, who's putting a lien on me?

[Morgan]

My whole problem with the thing is if they know how much you. Oh, why can't they just invoice, like.

[Vicki]

Tell me in 2024, mother or. I can't do this with you anymore. I've got two children and two dogs that are very stupid and two husbands and two husbands who need to be corralled. I can't do this with you, California. You don't deserve me. You've done nothing for me.

[Morgan]

Well, I keep that. Her whole family can move into my house.

[Vicki]

I'm getting closer and closer. I'm seriously getting closer and closer.

[Morgan]

Except that would really put a wrench in your jobs out here. But listen, we make.

[Vicki]

Rylan said, as long as I get my ass back here for work, it's not a big deal. I'm not.

[Lizzie]

You fly once a week paying for the flight. Flights.

[Vicki]

But no, I'll coordinate and I'll pay.

[Lizzie]

But fine. It's as much as I see you anyways, because we're not actual friends.

[Morgan]

You'll save living in Colorado versus here. It will. The flights will be.

[Vicki]

No, I've literally thought about it, Morgan. I hate it here. I'm so over it. So then I have to go and get a cashier's check from the bank to send to pay my taxes. And the whole time I'm just having so much anxiety because it's like, that's.

[Morgan]

Risky to send a check. That's what I say.

[Vicki]

To an entity that has no employees who aren't going to process it for years. And they're just going to keep putting liens and. On me for three months until they.

[Lizzie]

Process this in 2052 and charge interest on their lien threats.

[Vicki]

That's what I'm saying. I can't. I can't in good conscience do that because that is stupid behavior.

[Morgan]

Yeah. Putting a check in the mail is risky.

[Vicki]

And then, like, everyone's like, make sure it's certified meal. It's like, I did do certified mail one year for the tax.

[Lizzie]

And then that cost you a ton of money, too.

[Vicki]

Yes. And then they still didn't process my check ever. And Austin and I were still dealing with it for, like, three years.

[Lizzie]

So you're at the bank.

[Vicki]

I go to the bank and I. They go, we need to see your id. I say, oh. And I realize I no longer have an ID because I have thrown my wallet away. And I go you know what? It's fine. Tomorrow's the deadline. I'll come back with my id. I go home, I realize my wallet is gone, my cards are gone. I have no id. All I have is a picture of my birth certificate and a passport that's been expired for two years. But it works at tsa. So then the next day, Joe and I are like, we'll go at nap time. James will watch the monitor. We'll go handle this. So we go, and I'm already irritated. Our door is really annoying.

[Lizzie]

And it's like one of those doors I know. Yeah, it doesn't close all the way.

[Vicki]

It causes rage. There's no real door handle. It's like technology needs to just leave me the alone because I can't handle it. I'm right there with you, Vic.

[Lizzie]

We love you, Mom.

[Vicki]

I'm also a boomer.

[Morgan]

We love you, Lizzie. Throwing away your whole wallet, that would send me into a tear spiral for.

[Lizzie]

Did you have to cancel all your cards?

[Vicki]

So I'm in a rage spiral.

[Morgan]

So how do you pay for things?

[Vicki]

Oh, no, I didn't cancel my cards because they're all on my phone and.

[Lizzie]

They won't give you Apple Pay.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Are you checking to see if somebody else.

[Morgan]

Okay, well, if you get a new card. Lizzie, hot tip. If you get a new card, they can relink the new card to your Apple Pay. They're advanced now.

[Vicki]

Well, I. I'm going to wait for that, though, because they also won't give you a temporary card anymore. And I can't be without any finances until. Do you know what I'm saying? Like, all of it is unmanageable.

[Morgan]

Just take Rowland's card so that. Just kidding.

[Vicki]

You know what's crazy?

[Morgan]

Sometimes I wonder. I'm like, if someone stole his credit card, would he even know?

[Vicki]

Do you want to know something that's even crazy?

[Morgan]

You would notice if someone was like.

[Vicki]

We have the same password. That's off by one number by chance.

[Morgan]

Really?

[Vicki]

Isn't that crazy?

[Morgan]

Did you guys make it up in your head?

[Vicki]

No. I mean, I made my number up in my head. Did you make yours up after?

[Lizzie]

No, it was one of my.

[Vicki]

Don't say that on the Internet. Okay.

[Lizzie]

Bleep it off all.

[Vicki]

So we're leaving. I'm in a fit and I'm like. And I've smacked my hand on the door because I couldn't get the door to shut. And I'm like, my knuckle hurts. I have my little protein drink. I'm just trying to get Some, some liquids in me. And I'm like, like, literally the rage is brewing. But I, in my head, honestly, I was thinking to myself, you're doing a really good job of controlling this rage. Because I was, it was so enraging, like every step of the way.

[Morgan]

That would be for anyone, like nail.

[Vicki]

And I know I'm going to the bank to not even be successful because I don't have an id. And I'm gonna go in there looking crazy. I have no makeup on, my hair is all up. I've been a mom all day. I'm wearing a wrestling suit. And I'm like in the car trying to open my like, drink. And Joe goes, don't take this out on me. And I was like, oh my God. Because I'd already been thinking, you're doing such a good job of not taking this out on him. And I hadn't. And I went, joe, don't put that on me right now. I am not taking this rage out on you. And the fact that you think that I ever was doing that is crazy. Shut up and drive. And even that didn't feel like I was taking it out on him. And then he gets really upset, which is crazy of him to make it about him in this moment in my time of rage.

[Morgan]

Yeah, when he has a credit card ready to use.

[Vicki]

Yeah, when he's out. Yeah, when he's got an ID and he's got a passport card. Hard. And I'm out here like nobody.

[Lizzie]

Easy for you to say from this privileged position of yours.

[Vicki]

And then he like gets aggressive with like slamming on the brakes. My entire protein drink goes all over my body. I'm covered in chocolate protein drink. And I'm like, I went, you don't know the grace I'm showing you right now. I'm full of grace.

[Lizzie]

Screaming at, we're in an office building. Somebody probably thinks there's a police are.

[Mom]

Going to show up.

[Vicki]

Good, I need a break. Drag me away. I want to do time. A long time.

[Lizzie]

They probably can't check you in cuz you're. What's going on.

[Morgan]

They're like, you don't exist for the California government. You haven't paid your tax.

[Vicki]

You owe too much in taxes to stay in this prison. So then I have to go to the bank with so much protein chocolate between my fat ass that I'm chafing. And that's how I got my diaper.

[Morgan]

Should have brought the blow dryer then.

[Vicki]

We really should have. And she goes, yeah, dude, I still can't do this for you because your passport's expired by two years, and I just went. I just thought that because it was good for tsa, it would be good enough for you, and she said, it's hot.

[Morgan]

Does California not have an app where you can put your ID in now for safekeeping?

[Vicki]

Oh, God, I should find out Out.

[Lizzie]

I think your. Your iPhone will do that in your Apple wall wallet.

[Mom]

I found out is better than the state.

[Lizzie]

I should try that instead of, like, Shane doesn't do the, like, don't take it out on me. He tries to solve my problem, and that's what makes me go into a television.

[Vicki]

And then you got to take it out on him.

[Lizzie]

I don't want a solution right now. I just want to be pissed off.

[Vicki]

Just preaching against the machine. Nothing to do with you. I just want to be pissed.

[Morgan]

Could be worse. You could be alone.

[Vicki]

Yeah, like, I don't know. Sounds pretty peaceful. Morgan, I really enjoy watching your vlogs. I wish I could tell you that was.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no, there's more.

[Mom]

Just ask one question.

[Vicki]

Yeah.

[Mom]

How do you actually know you threw the wallet away?

[Vicki]

I have a vision in my mind of holding a bunch of white trash in my hands from the car and thinking, make sure you don't throw your wallet away. Oh, and then throwing it, like. And I don't know if it's a real blame of the baby. I don't know if it's a real memory or if it's one that I've just made up in my mind because I'm so crazy at this point in my life that I'm like, I don't know, dude.

[Lizzie]

Either way, way it's gone.

[Vicki]

Either way, it is gone.

[Lizzie]

Have you checked the couch folds? I checked everywhere because those are seamless, too.

[Vicki]

No, I have checked everywhere.

[Lizzie]

Did you get my call back?

[Vicki]

No. Oh, no.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Vicki]

What is it?

[Lizzie]

Never mind. No.

[Vicki]

Will you tell me later?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Vicki]

So then when we go home, I'm still dipping, dripping in chocolate, and, like, Joe, I'm like, we're actively in a horrific fight at this point. Someone has to wake our baby up. And I'm like, you go get Billy. I'm staying in the car because I'm in a rage state. So he goes inside, and I start ordering a driver's license because I need it. So I order a driver's license online. That goes pretty smoothly, I think. And then I Google how to renew your passport, and I just click the first option, and I start filling in all of my personal information, where I'm born, my maiden name, Was there a.

[Morgan]

Dot gov at the end?

[Vicki]

No, of course not, Morgan. And the whole time I'm thinking, people should just run scams like this. People should just do scams because you get everyone's information and then you get their credit card information. I'm putting in my Social Security number. I'm putting in my old passport information. Everything where I was born, where this past, when I got this passport, when this password, everything, everything about me this website now has. And it is not a dot gov, it's just a dot com that anybody in the world could get. And I'm thinking all of this while I'm doing, I'm literally like. Like, anyone could. Like, what's to stop anyone from running a passport scam? This is so smart of a scam. Someone should run this scam. The next day I wake up after giving this company $150 and all of my personal information and they ask for more money because it's a scam.

[Mom]

Oh, Lizzie.

[Vicki]

So I fully scammed these people have all my information, like, take it. Take my fucking life. It's a nightmare. You can have it. And I keep meaning. But the good news is I put it on my credit card. So I do need to just call the credit card and be like, I was SC haven't and then they'll be okay with it. I also needed to buy a new wallet. And so I bought a PopSocket. But PopSocket and like all these websites now, they're like, they have these things at the end where you check out and they're like, do you want more? And if you don't hit yes or no or whatever, it still feels like you finished the transaction. Like, I keep forgetting to actually order things because they are always like, are you sure you don't want more? But I already feel like they've been like, congratulations, you've concluded this exchange change. So stuff just sometimes doesn't come. And this happens to me very regularly. And so I buy the pop socket and then like two days go by and it's like, oh, nothing's coming. And like, I realize I have no email from PopSocket confirming the purchase. And these are like $50 a pop socket. The pop socket wallet is like $50, which is enraging. And I really like the product, which is even more.

[Morgan]

Even though you accidentally threw it in the trash.

[Vicki]

That's on me. We don't blame PopSocket for that.

[Lizzie]

I should reach out for a sponsorship.

[Vicki]

You really should, because I love them. The.

[Lizzie]

So then I haven't done Any ads yet?

[Morgan]

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[Lizzie]

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[Vicki]

So I might have ordered two of these popsockets because the only mail I got from popsocket was no confirmation email, but just them saying you forgot something at checkout. And so I went back and it was. And they were like, but your card is empty. And so I just kept buying the same thing multiple times.

[Morgan]

Well, now this time when you throw it away, you'll have a backup ready to go.

[Vicki]

Maybe I should order another. Another couple of. I did go back and order a second passport too.

[Morgan]

Wait, what?

[Vicki]

From a government site.

[Lizzie]

Oh, you have a real one Gunning. Yeah, and a real.

[Vicki]

I mean, I don't think a fake one's coming. I think that the Scam is they just keep asking for more money.

[Lizzie]

First, we need to get into this headline, which is, why can dudes pubes be out but not mine? What? Oh, that was your topic or yours? Who had this?

[Mom]

Where have I landed?

[Lizzie]

Where have you seen dudes pubes?

[Vicki]

I see, like, young blood is out here with his pubes hanging out the top of his shorts. Dudes wear their shorts down and you can see the pubes hanging out the top of their shorts. Some of us women have C sections that didn't recover nicely and don't have feeling on part of their stomachs and have become pregnant multiple times in succession in crazy pubic hair situations and randomly might not know. Notice that 2 inches of pubic hair are hanging out at the top of their pants. It's not cool. Yeah, it's obscene. I get it. But if it's obscene for me, just.

[Lizzie]

Take one of the electric razors and trim.

[Vicki]

Just feels like I can't.

[Morgan]

I don't think anyone is gonna judge a pregnant lady with her pubes out.

[Lizzie]

No, I wouldn't.

[Vicki]

I would.

[Morgan]

I'd be like, all what my beef is is men. I have more problems with men and how they present them themselves in public, because their cracks are always out.

[Vicki]

What is it?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Morgan]

Can you not feel your butt crack?

[Lizzie]

No, I can feel my butt crack.

[Morgan]

So why are there so many men everywhere, specifically when they wear khaki shorts that always have their crack out?

[Vicki]

What is that?

[Morgan]

What is it?

[Vicki]

Why don't you feel it?

[Morgan]

And. Okay, why don't you feel it?

[Lizzie]

They probably have hairy asses too.

[Mom]

They feel it.

[Morgan]

I would rather see a pregnant lady's pubes than see a man's crack or man's bare feet on the plane, which I saw both of regularly.

[Vicki]

I'll walk into it because sometimes it's, like, a lot to have, like, my pants pulled up super high over my stomach like this. So I'll, like, flip it down and then I'll get in my bedroom like, oh, how many people have seen that today?

[Morgan]

Well, if they're looking at your pubes, that seems like a them problem.

[Vicki]

No, it's like, eyes up, kids. It's a lot. You know what I mean? Like, it's on me, but can we just be all okay with it?

[Morgan]

I think you let a pregnant lady pass no matter what.

[Mom]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

I think they're allowed to do whatever they want.

[Vicki]

I took Billy alone to swim class yesterday, and it's like, it's too much to manage. Manage physically. My pubic hair, Not Billy, but my. I Mean my bush.

[Morgan]

Why don't you get like a little swim skirt? I held Harry makes swim skirts now.

[Vicki]

Oh, I need that. I held Billy in front of myself at a weird angle and got in the pool with him like that and then got out like that too, just.

[Mom]

So you can cover it up.

[Vicki]

Yeah, and it's like one of those things where it's like, I know what you're doing. You know what I mean? Like, if I was just watching another me doing that, I'd be like, I got you. I know.

[Morgan]

Okay, Lizzie, we have a list of things that we need for you. Number one, a swim skirt. Number two, a passport. Number three, maybe I might. You need an assistant. Your husbands aren't cutting it. You need someone to do all these things for you. Verify the dot gov. Verify the wallets.

[Vicki]

My friend Claire helped because I texted her after when they asked for more money. I was like, does this seem like a scam to you? And she's like, yeah, dude.

[Lizzie]

Okay, do you want to talk about your hometown gossip or do you and Morgan want to have a kiki about the day I turned pretty?

[Vicki]

My hometown gossip? I can.

[Morgan]

The day I turned pretty. It's the summer. Do you not watch or dress like them?

[Lizzie]

I don't watch. Yeah, I guess I should start. Okay, sure.

[Vicki]

So first, really quickly, I don't know if you guys remember, but a couple years ago, I talked about some gossip in my hometown where two girls that were best friends, basically, one was the maid of honor and the other one's wedding. The other one got divorced. The maid of honor ended up marrying the husband and having a child with him. The follow up to that hot gossip is that the one who was the ex wife, wife lost her mind over it, married the maid of honor who married her ex husband's brother.

[Morgan]

Why do these people all want to.

[Vicki]

Be interconnected with each other and then had his child. That's the. That's the TLDR version.

[Morgan]

Aren't you from LA?

[Vicki]

No, I'm from NorCal. So this all.

[Morgan]

Is this like a small yeehaw town? Yes.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I need like a graph.

[Vicki]

You definitely need a graphic. But that's the simplest way I can tell you. It cut to me being a maniac. I have notifications turned on for the one girl who's the most messy in public. Anything happens, I know right away because sometimes she, like sobers up and is like, oh, I gotta delete that. But it's like, I want to know, so I want to be there when it hits.

[Lizzie]

You know what I mean?

[Vicki]

Like, I don't want the 20 minutes later version of it. So I posted a story. And you know how, like, there's that trend right now that's going around? Like, you look happier. Like, thanks, girl. Like, I. And then it's like, usually a healthy song. Yeah, usually it's a happy, healthy. Like, I started sleeping eight hours a night and going to Pilates when it's like, this one that I shared is like, you look happy. You're like, thanks, girl. Two girls from my hometown are beefing, and one of them just dropped all the receipts on Facebook. And so I posted that. And then within a few hours, I saw a notification that was from who I thought was the messy girl, who I have notifications turned on for saying, I love you. And I was like, oh, my God, she's in my DMs. She's in my DMs. I could ask for an update. So then I have a group chat of girls I went to high school with. We talk about this a lot. So I hit the group chat, and I said, you guys, the messy one just slid into my DMs. I'm gonna ask for an update. I was like, how do I do it? Quick, cool, common, collected. They're like this. There is no cool, common, collected. Nothing is cool, common, collected about this. And I was like, what do I say? So we're, like, brainstorming things that I'm gonna say, and I'm like, all right, here I go. I'm off to go. Say it. And I open my DMs, there's no message from her. And I went, oh, my God. Did she unsend it because she got nervous because I have a platform?

[Morgan]

Yeah, she's probably worried that you might talk about her on your public podcast.

[Vicki]

I tried to, and then she ghosted me before. I've done this all the time.

[Morgan]

I should bring her on.

[Vicki]

I tried. She ghosted me. Oh. So then I'm like, well, there's no messages from her. Like, this is weird. Like, you can't just unsend a message and have there be nothing. Like, it would still be in my.

[Lizzie]

It would say, like, unsent.

[Morgan]

Yeah, no, I don't think it does. I think Instagram, you could be a little more subtle with it.

[Vicki]

Interesting. Well, that is good to know. But she never messaged me, I love you. She posted a story on Instagram, and because I have no notifications, I got the story notification that she posted a video of her child saying, I, I love you to her baby. And then I had to go back to the group chat and explain to.

[Lizzie]

Everybody that I have delusions of grandeur. Yeah.

[Vicki]

And then none of them replied for, like, 12 hours. And I was like, this is my 13th reason.

[Morgan]

I. I love that Lizzie thinks that there's someone messy online, considering she just yelled about her pubes online.

[Vicki]

Yeah, but I'm not like. I'm not like, Summer. I turned pretty messy.

[Morgan]

No, you're not dating the entire circle.

[Vicki]

No, no.

[Lizzie]

So what is going on? Is it. Are. Are us that don't watch going to be able to follow?

[Morgan]

Who cares?

[Vicki]

Everyone watches but you.

[Morgan]

Everyone wants her to date Conrad, but I think at this point, she can't. You can't date one brother and then go back to the other brother. I think she just needs to exit the situation and find someone new.

[Vicki]

They have to kill Jeremiah or they.

[Morgan]

Have to kill him, make it look.

[Vicki]

Like an accident, get in there like Hunter Biden and walk off into the sunset.

[Lizzie]

Okay.

[Morgan]

It's a really messy show.

[Vicki]

We're.

[Lizzie]

Well, we're going to go to Chili's. I hope that already we have a great time.

[Morgan]

We're going to have so much fun. Oh, my God. I'm so excited. A triple dipper has been calling my name.

[Vicki]

A triple dipper.

[Lizzie]

We're going to get those appetizer.

[Vicki]

Oh, my God. Sorry.

[Lizzie]

I've literally only gone out.

[Morgan]

Did you get a lean put on you?

[Vicki]

Probably.

[Morgan]

Who knows? Oh, well, it was when I got a lean put on me that I started eating triple dippers. And every time I get over £200, I call myself Triple Dipper Morgan because that's what always does it. And I'm getting close again.

[Vicki]

I'm over Triple dipper.

[Morgan]

Morgan is back, but she's a lot more fun than skinny Morgan.

[Lizzie]

Morgan.

[Vicki]

I told my dad the other day, I was like, I'm 200 pounds. He goes, I'm not even 200 pounds. I was like, girl, that is not the way to talk to me this week.

[Morgan]

Mom's gonna be like, really? That's so funny. I'm like, half of that.

[Lizzie]

Oh, I guess we never got to Mom. Oh, yeah. My mom the other day was like, they are just.

[Morgan]

I'm just not really hungry ever.

[Mom]

Next time I come to, mom goes, I will not be on the podcast.

[Morgan]

Mom goes, I'm an easy guest because I just really don't even eat that much.

[Vicki]

Same Vicki.

[Mom]

The thing is, Shane is crazy, constantly feeding me, and I'm like, I don't need that much food. I can eat the same salad for three Jokes.

[Lizzie]

She's like, yeah, I'll take that home next month and finish it. I'm not hungry today, but I'll live. No, we'll let you live.

[Vicki]

He.

[Mom]

He feeds you.

[Lizzie]

My mom. Let me tell you, my mom's been wrestling with the elements, living in a farmland in Colorado.

[Morgan]

Oh, yeah. How's your llama mama life going?

[Mom]

I love my llama mama life. Life, but it's really alpaca mama.

[Vicki]

Right?

[Mom]

Life.

[Vicki]

It just doesn't have the same.

[Mom]

They are so cute. They are just.

[Lizzie]

She's leaving the other day, but she's trying to find my dad before she leaves. But my dad's out in the yard trying to fix the sprinkler. So then when she tries to go give my dad the update, what happens?

[Mom]

Well, I'm running down a hill, and at the same time, I look over, and there's a baby snake going the same way at the same rate I'm going. And I'm thinking, is he trying to get away from me, or am I trying to get away from him? I don't know. So I told Ryan.

[Lizzie]

They're running in tandem, just, like, screaming at each other. We're just trying to get away from.

[Mom]

Each other, neck and neck with each other. So finally, I think, well, I did say the F word. I'm like. I'm turning around, and I'm going back up. And too bad. If nobody finds Bruce for this particular guy, I'm not gonna race the snake, you know?

[Vicki]

No. Why would you? That's horrifying. It's actually making my ankles feel excited.

[Lizzie]

Yes. David's making me feel, like, queasy.

[Morgan]

Like, what's around this couch.

[Mom]

Well, think of how many times our little granddaughter Evie runs down the heel and bare feet all the time. She loves the bare grass. And.

[Lizzie]

And then my mom ran into another snake that she doesn't know if this is a snake, because she was. It wasn't slithering like a snake. It was flopping like a worm.

[Mom]

Look, like a big worm.

[Vicki]

I'm just.

[Lizzie]

And my grandma's the one that was like, watch out, Vicky.

[Mom]

She says, oh, wait, stop. Look, Vicki, there's a snake. And I look over, and there's this thing just flopping to get away from us. I mean, they're running fish.

[Morgan]

There's a pond.

[Mom]

It was like. Like a big worm, though. I thought maybe snake, but now I.

[Vicki]

Don'T want to be big.

[Morgan]

Mom did get a splash pad for your alpacas. It was very cute.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, we're gonna have to put some b. Roll of that.

[Mom]

That was fun. I need to do it more before it gets better.

[Morgan]

We drag mom a lot, but she's really just a wholesome, good hearted lady and we just love to bring her along for the ride for our own entertainment.

[Vicki]

Could she be an alpaca? Abuelita?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Vicki]

Is that the kind of alliteration we did in our life?

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Alpaca. Abuelita. That's an alpaca gram.

[Morgan]

Chris, we need you.

[Lizzie]

What is abuelita?

[Vicki]

Grandma, what's an abuelita?

[Lizzie]

Abuelita is just like a cute way of saying it. Abuela is the actual word. Abuelita is like cute.

[Morgan]

Abuelita.

[Mom]

That. Okay.

[Vicki]

All right. Well, I'm even more excited today for this podcast because it is sponsored by Honey Love, which, you know, is a brand that I love. It is an independent female founded brand that makes garments for women designed by women who actually wear them, which I have found to be the groundbreaking factor when it comes to undergarments for women. As I've been pregnant for 75 million years. My breast size fluctuates regularly. And wearing a regular bra with an underwire is, quite frankly, so painful because my rib cage is also expanding. And something I love about the Honey Love bra that I've been wearing is there's no underwire, but it doesn't ride up my breasts all day. It just stays exactly where it ought to be. The straps don't fall down. I feel loved, held, represented in a sexy and feminine way. It's just everything. So I really love this brand and.

[Lizzie]

I like that you also touched on their shapewear before, where it's built for the body or you're not like, putting it on and then muffin topping out somewhere else.

[Vicki]

I'm. I have spent so many years trying on different brands of, like, shapewear, and every time you find something that, like, corrects the issue, you get a new issue. It's like the only analogy I can ever think of is when you're trying to like, patch a hole in. In the bottom of a boat and you patch one and then it springs loose in another area and it's like, I don't have that problem with Honey Love because it actually works with the curvature of your body to accentuate the right parts, the parts that you don't want to lose, and then sort of smooth out the parts that you want to smooth out. So, big fan of the Honeylove product. So if you want to love your undergarments like I love my undergarments, treat yourself to the most advanced Bras and shapewear on the market. Save 20% off [e-mail] the sip. Use our exclusive link to get 20% off honeylove.com the sip. So after you find the perfect fit, make sure you tell them who sent you. It was me, Lizzie, over here at the SIP Official. I look forward to you experiencing the new standard in bras and shapewear with Honey Love. Period.

[Lizzie]

See you at Chili's.

[Vicki]

Bye.

[Lizzie]

Okay, you guys, we're still at the office, but we're going to Chili's. And we have to go out of our way to go to a special Chili's because my husband will not go back to any location he's ever filmed a conspiracy video about.

[Chris]

I feel like that's reasonable, considering there are posters of me at Chuck E. Cheese saying, band this person.

[Lizzie]

I think what we did at Chuck E. Cheese was a little drastically different from what we did at Chili's.

[Chris]

We went to Chili's, we went back home and we talked shit about it for 20 minutes in a video saying, it was hot, the AC didn't work. It was like hell in there.

[Lizzie]

It was the middle of summer, and it was a unit problem. It wasn't a franchise problem. Chili's we love.

[Vicki]

We've been back to that Chili's.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. Oh, no, not me. We go back to that Chili's, and Morgan's so lit on Chili's that she's wearing her Chili's Ex to Cova's Collab. Oh, okay.

[Morgan]

I'm taking my boots mobile for the first time. Check me out. Is that your stable on this? Well, I adopt a Stanley from your house every time I come, and this is what I chose this week.

[Chris]

It goes with the Chili's vibe.

[Morgan]

What can I say? I'm just a Chili gal.

[Lizzie]

What are you gonna get, Chris? Oh, I mean the sticks for sure. That's the main thing that matters. I don't know. Triple dipper? I don't know. I don't know. Sticks.

[Vicki]

Sticks.

[Lizzie]

What are you.

[Chris]

Sticks? They're more cheese patties.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. They're like squares almost.

[Morgan]

I'm surprised. I thought we'd be on top of each other. I thought we were going to be.

[Vicki]

Really up back here. This is great space.

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Mom]

I'm going to touch your butt.

[Vicki]

Get back there.

[Mom]

I really want you to wear a seat belt, Lizzy.

[Vicki]

Oh, I will.

[Mom]

Okay.

[Vicki]

I'll get there after you put that one inside of me.

[Morgan]

Is there a middle belt?

[Lizzie]

Oh, no. I put this into the maps. Chili's only has three stars. But the other ones had three stars too. Oh, really? Yeah. So it's just haters. Fuck the haters. Shane and I are having a disagreement. Well, he just told me that because I say exclamation points in a lot of my texts in place of an emoji as, like, excitement. And he's like, that's not what it is. And I'm like, that's literally what an exclamation point is. You mean like the reaction?

[Chris]

No, the way you do it is like, okay, so for example, oh, is.

[Lizzie]

It all the way zoomed in? Shit.

[Chris]

Okay, so for example, say. Say, hey, Ryland, where did you put my shirt? He would text me and say, it's in the bedroom. Exclamation to me. He's angry. It's in the bedroom. To him, he's saying, it's in the bedroom. But like, that's not so he does that to everyone with exclamations. And I've always thought it was funny because it's so aggressive and intense, but I've never called him out on it because I think it's kind of cute. But today he did it again and I was like, oh, he did it to the wrong person maybe. And then. But you were just like, no, that's me being excited. So that was our fight. And we're not fighting. We're not fighting. Explanation.

[Lizzie]

We're not fighting. Yeah, exactly. I put an exclamation point after that. That would seem like you're fighting. Whatever. Nobody understands me. Okay. Welcome to Chili's, the land of the delicious chain restaurant.

[Chris]

And there's a Benchy's across the street.

[Lizzie]

We're really trying to get fucked up today. Okay, this is the bougier chilies in the Valley. So this is arguably the best chilies to ever chili. Well, I don't know if you're in a different state. I feel like the quality of the chilies goes higher. Not for Hawaii, apparently. Well, yeah, Hawaii. They've got to transport food a lot further. You know what I'm saying? So we'll see. My friend in Hawaii got the mozzarella sticks and was so excited for the cheese pool.

[Chris]

And there was no cheese pull.

[Lizzie]

They were cold. He was devastated. Thank you. Thank you very much.

[Vicki]

Welcome. You're welcome.

[Lizzie]

Okay, girls, Chili's is lit, the AC is pumping, and it's not even that.

[Morgan]

Busy, which is shark attack Marg with shark attack candy. As we didn't just go on a two day vendor, we might just have to get it just to see.

[Lizzie]

I think we should get it? That's all of a gummy.

[Vicki]

Big news.

[Chris]

I have big news. I don't want to, like, put anybody on blast, but I think Phineas. What's his name?

[Lizzie]

Oh, the artist.

[Chris]

I think he's here.

[Lizzie]

Really?

[Chris]

I think that's him over there.

[Lizzie]

Where?

[Vicki]

Where?

[Chris]

And then I was like, no, there's no way. Then he's sitting with somebody who looks like a musician.

[Lizzie]

Where?

[Vicki]

Oh, no. That's for sure.

[Lizzie]

Right?

[Morgan]

Yeah.

[Lizzie]

Period.

[Chris]

Humble chilies.

[Vicki]

Stop looking.

[Chris]

You're a Grammy winner.

[Lizzie]

The one Ricky just got out of a pool.

[Vicki]

The one that's sitting with the guy that looks like a douchebag that I think that the guy was.

[Lizzie]

Oh. I mean.

[Morgan]

Oh, my God, my brows are showing.

[Vicki]

I think he's with the guy that came in on speakerphone that I was nasty to.

[Lizzie]

No way.

[Vicki]

I think he must.

[Lizzie]

That would be crazy.

[Morgan]

Wait, Reese's peanut butter pie now, have.

[Lizzie]

You guys had that? No. Oh, we've got to get that. And honestly, the classic lava cake. That is gonna be good. That's incredible. We're getting. Everyone's getting mozzarella sticks, right? I mean, sure. Yeah. Everybody who wants a mozzarella stick, get a mozzarella stick.

[Chris]

I think you should get a big old thing of baby back ribs. Yum.

[Lizzie]

Hungry. Boy.

[Chris]

I feel like that would be good.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I eat them, but I'm not gonna order it. But I'd eat some.

[Mom]

Mom, I'll take that.

[Lizzie]

Which one?

[Vicki]

Probably the pear. The pe.

[Lizzie]

I hate to say that Shane was right, but. Shane was right. This chili has way better vibes.

[Chris]

Also, I can't believe you didn't film the waitress. She's iconic.

[Lizzie]

Well, now that I feel like we have a great rapport with her, I feel like. I'll ask you. She was doing this, period, and then she was. When I called my. She was asking for drinks, and I said, mom. She goes, who's a mom? She goes, no, she's your sister. Yeah. She's young enough to be your sister.

[Chris]

Can I be super honest?

[Lizzie]

Yeah.

[Chris]

I love her, by the way, and I love the vibe of this restaurant, but I need to be convinced. I don't like chilies, and he's stupid, and I'm the only person at the table that just wait.

[Lizzie]

I'm sorry.

[Chris]

I've never had a great chili's experience. I feel like the chips are too thin. They break. They break.

[Vicki]

They. They break. But I love the thin chips they have.

[Lizzie]

Have you.

[Morgan]

I was going to show you that. They give you straws on the table. They don't make you beg for them. It's hollow. But like this.

[Lizzie]

Straws and napkins.

[Mom]

Yeah, lots of napkins. And this is my kind.

[Morgan]

You're supposed to sign up for the rewards to get the chips and salsa. But she said because you guys are my sisters, I'm gonna get it for you.

[Mom]

Yeah, I do have a rewards.

[Chris]

I could tell because she's my sister. Maybe. Maybe she'll tell them to fry the chips a little longer, make them a little crunch, make them a little thicker so they don't break.

[Lizzie]

It's part of what makes chili special. It's a unique chip. It's not like going a Mexican restaurant. It's their own style, their own vibe.

[Vicki]

It's like the difference between wrapping paper and like that wrapping tissue.

[Chris]

It's like Bible paper versus like a book paper. Although, you know, Bible slaps.

[Lizzie]

Yeah. And we all love the Bible paper period, so.

[Chris]

Well, okay, question. I do.

[Morgan]

Are you ever hoping to buy one?

[Vicki]

Now he can't read.

[Lizzie]

A couple times he can't read. Morgan's raving about the rain ranch, which is a way to Shane's heart.

[Chris]

The ranch, but also the soda. I ordered a Coke zero. I'm praying to God that my sister brings me not a regular coke and a Coke zero, but also if it's good, I will. I'm going to be rating this experience on a point system. And the soda, it. That's out of five. That's a big one. The ranch. That'll be out of five. The sauce moss. That's what they're called. That'll be out of five.

[Lizzie]

I mean, I feel like you need to go in with an over open heart.

[Chris]

I do.

[Lizzie]

I mean, it seems like you're a skeptic. So it's just like let's have an open heart base.

[Chris]

What a beautiful story it will be.

[Lizzie]

To change a skeptics to have his heart. It's like the Grinch. His heart will grow three sizes. Yeah, and once you get those Nashville M sticks in your body, you're going to be like 10 out of 5.

[Morgan]

Southwest egg rolls.

[Lizzie]

Oh, they're so good. They're incredible.

[Morgan]

Shane's about to hate on my favorite food on the planet. I can tell.

[Lizzie]

Oh, we need to start showing off your boots. And here I feel like they haven't.

[Morgan]

Got enough commotion status walking in here.

[Chris]

You need to go to a booth and put the shoe on the booth and see if it matches.

[Lizzie]

I am a little skeptic about that. Like is it smell the booth and.

[Vicki]

Make sure it smells like the booth.

[Lizzie]

No, you guys are wrong. I hate to break it to you. I hate to break it to you.

[Chris]

Hold on, hold on.

[Lizzie]

You guys. You guys are so wrong. You guys are so stupid. Stupid. And Lizzy kept saying no. It could be Edgar. It could be. I love her.

[Chris]

I can see through those.

[Lizzie]

What is this?

[Chris]

I can see through.

[Lizzie]

What is this?

[Morgan]

This is something that our sister brought for us because she loves us.

[Lizzie]

She just gave this to me.

[Chris]

They know these are thin because look at they combined. Seven of them.

[Lizzie]

Hot though.

[Chris]

All right, let me see.

[Lizzie]

They look a little extra greasy today.

[Morgan]

Salsa.

[Chris]

It already broke.

[Lizzie]

It already broke.

[Chris]

I'm already pissed.

[Lizzie]

You threw it. Sorry.

[Vicki]

Oh.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yeah. Okay.

[Chris]

I'm annoyed.

[Lizzie]

I hear. No, I don't want it. Oh, no. I lost my guac in the salsa.

[Morgan]

Spencer can't even reach it.

[Chris]

That's okay. I don't even care.

[Lizzie]

Okay. Everyone is starting to agree that it's annoying, that it's hard to pick up content.

[Chris]

Every single person has broken their chip in the salsa. The salsa is now become something just chips.

[Lizzie]

Morgan's fine. But I will say it is like the thin chip with the refreshing salsa. Here is a good taste profile.

[Chris]

Make you angry. Okay, here's the thing. First of all, love our waitress, right? So that's five out of five. So I'm putting that a part of my scale down 20 points. Okay? So we're gonna start with the positive five out of five. Waitress.

[Lizzie]

Right?

[Chris]

The chips. One out of five, they break. So they make me angry. It's like when you stub your toe and you're like, every time I tried to dip, I was like. And it would just keep breaking. So one out of five. And the soda. Are you ready?

[Lizzie]

Yeah, I'm ready. Cuz I'm. I want some of it too.

[Chris]

Unfortunately, she's a one out of five, babes. Oh, she's flat.

[Lizzie]

Oh, it's really flat.

[Morgan]

You want to try the Dr. Pepper? Do you have her Dr. Pepper?

[Chris]

It's good, but it's all flat.

[Lizzie]

The carbonation is lacking.

[Chris]

So right now we are at. At a 7 out of 20. And the. The cheese, the mods, M sticks, that's that. Those are five. So maybe those will be five out of five.

[Lizzie]

All right. How do you rate the chips?

[Vicki]

I'm in heaven.

[Morgan]

I think they break. You just have to get past it and embrace the. The taste profile.

[Lizzie]

Sometimes you have to lean in instead of go against the grain.

[Chris]

I love how happy it makes everybody. That gives me joy.

[Lizzie]

Oh, and they're playing disco for my mom, are you kidding me?

[Morgan]

Oh, now every time it breaks. Ranch.

[Lizzie]

So, yeah, it's not that hot, but it's.

[Vicki]

Wait, wait, wait.

[Lizzie]

I think I'm regular. I already have my. Hold on. Okay.

[Vicki]

And it's ranch. Okay, I got something.

[Lizzie]

It's part of the experience.

[Chris]

The anger, the frustration. Welcome to Chili's Macaroni and Fries.

[Vicki]

Yes, sir.

[Lizzie]

Oh, okay, the drinks have arrived.

[Vicki]

I took the little straw.

[Mom]

These are so much bigger than the ones in Aurora. Usually the margaritas are like this little.

[Lizzie]

Wow, that is big and it's nice.

[Vicki]

Or what if you're just on a list?

[Mom]

Maybe it's because they used to be buy one, get one free. And so the two together made this.

[Morgan]

That is beautiful.

[Chris]

Oh, no. Oh, gosh.

[Vicki]

My silent.

[Chris]

Oh, gosh.

[Vicki]

He's drowning.

[Lizzie]

He's drowning. He's gone.

[Chris]

Oh, he did not make it. Oh, there's more.

[Lizzie]

There's more sharks. Okay, no, that's just the shark you already get.

[Chris]

No, I don't think it is.

[Vicki]

I think you might be. Phineas swims by also.

[Lizzie]

I don't know if I said it on camera, but it definitely wasn't him. I just kept looking back and I was like. Because I felt like they were pranking me, and I was like, no, couldn't be.

[Morgan]

Thank you.

[Lizzie]

Thank you so much. I am intrigued to try. Try this. This is strong.

[Morgan]

I just forked it and it's like all alcohol. Can I smell it?

[Lizzie]

Oh, wow. But it's good.

[Vicki]

What is it?

[Lizzie]

It tastes like a blue raspberry icy with vodka.

[Mom]

That's not a bad thing.

[Vicki]

That actually makes me want to die.

[Lizzie]

Oh, like in a way that you want it?

[Vicki]

No, in a way that I want to die.

[Lizzie]

Let me see your mom smells good. What is yours, Mom?

[Mom]

The prickly pear that is late with the slushiness.

[Lizzie]

How would you describe the flavor of that one?

[Vicki]

It's flavor profile.

[Lizzie]

This just tastes like a margarita, if I'm being honest. Flamingo Freeze tastes like a margarita, but the slushiness of it, it's really good.

[Vicki]

Thank you very much.

[Mom]

I like it.

[Vicki]

This is what I got. Just a couple little gummy sharks put in my water.

[Lizzie]

Review them. Take a bite first.

[Vicki]

Oh, I want to make them cold and crunchy.

[Morgan]

Drown again.

[Vicki]

You look like something hard when I.

[Lizzie]

Well, I'm just saying, like, I don't like when, like, gummies get cold and more hard. I like them soggy. And like, sitting, like, sitting in a hot car is how I like a gummy bear.

[Morgan]

That was the problem with Sydney Smee Ice Cream.

[Vicki]

I love that part.

[Morgan]

The gummy bear was like, I hate gummy bears.

[Chris]

Review of Chris's salad.

[Morgan]

I like all gummy.

[Lizzie]

I got a salad. It came for free with my burger. There was like a three for me that she talked me into, and it just came with it. And they're being haters over my salad.

[Chris]

What? I did not say that. That looks like a free salad at church. I didn't say that.

[Vicki]

Well, about me is I love a shitty camp salad. And that looks like the kind of salad they're feeding kids at camp. No nutritional value. You dip the lettuce in the ranch.

[Chris]

It's like chips, plates if you want some.

[Morgan]

I did. It's very good.

[Chris]

I guess out you get the blood for.

[Lizzie]

Oh, good.

[Vicki]

But I thought that was here too.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, Take a sip.

[Chris]

This is huge. Thirsty, boy. It tastes like.

[Lizzie]

It looks. It tastes like blue Gatorade.

[Chris]

Really?

[Lizzie]

It's good, though. Pretty good. It's good. Yeah. I mean, I love blue Gatorade, but it's all mine.

[Chris]

All of it?

[Lizzie]

Yeah. It's all for spins.

[Morgan]

It's all you.

[Chris]

Happy Monday.

[Morgan]

That's what like a.

[Lizzie]

It is his birthday month. One day. How's the salad? I haven't had it yet.

[Morgan]

Hurry up, Chris.

[Lizzie]

Taste how it looks like a camper. Perfect.

[Vicki]

This one. There we go. Is that the Nashville Hot?

[Mom]

Yeah, that's the Nashville Hot.

[Lizzie]

This is the Honey Chipotle.

[Chris]

I'm starting over here.

[Morgan]

Guess what.

[Lizzie]

What?

[Morgan]

Taylor Swift has a new vinyl.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my God.

[Vicki]

If stop can't handle it.

[Chris]

I'm doing it.

[Lizzie]

If she releases one more vinyl. Already going. Okay, hold on. Let me do the microphone to you.

[Chris]

I'm already going. Get the tip.

[Lizzie]

Oh.

[Morgan]

Oh, we're missing juices.

[Lizzie]

Oh, you and it's dripping cheese.

[Morgan]

He's Chili's Lover. Look how big the bucket of R.

[Lizzie]

Is that the Nashville hop or the Honey Chipotle?

[Vicki]

He's gotten past.

[Lizzie]

Okay. He didn't get the pool that we got. Try the. The.

[Chris]

Oh, this one's hot. This one's hot. Yeah, this one's hot.

[Morgan]

Oh.

[Vicki]

Oh, wow.

[Lizzie]

I'm anxious for some reason.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Vicki]

He makes us leave.

[Lizzie]

Okay, this is good enough today. He still hasn't even said a word yet. I know this is bordering on some of the food reviews that. They're good.

[Chris]

They're good. They're really good.

[Lizzie]

Thank you very much.

[Chris]

I need a minute to process my number. I will say the Nashville Hot. Way better.

[Lizzie]

Way better.

[Chris]

These don't need. We don't need these. These are almost pancake Consistency. But the Nashville hot wow.

[Lizzie]

The Nashville hot doha is a wow.

[Chris]

Now, if I was drunk or under the influence, they'd be even better. But I will say they're the best thing I've had so far today.

[Lizzie]

And you gotta love the southwest.

[Vicki]

They do.

[Morgan]

I'm going for the cheese pull, and.

[Vicki]

You have the honey chipotle. Oh.

[Lizzie]

Oh, no.

[Morgan]

That.

[Lizzie]

Do these doobies, and we got Carly Rae Jepsen playing in the background. How can it get better than this?

[Vicki]

Can we assign in concert with a different gay guy?

[Lizzie]

She was at the Trabor recently, and I missed her.

[Vicki]

That's where I saw her. I saw her at the Troubadour with a man named Nick.

[Lizzie]

Wow. How dare you? What's next?

[Morgan]

I have to say I'm happy I didn't get this with my triple dipper.

[Lizzie]

It doesn't work together, I don't think.

[Chris]

No, but this. Try this one.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, we already tried them all on the sip already. But I will get Spencer's.

[Chris]

Spencer hasn't tried.

[Lizzie]

You know, there's a real lack of a cheese bowl, if I'm being honest today.

[Chris]

But flavor.

[Lizzie]

I like that a lot. Actually. We should have gone to the trash chilies. They gave us a good cheese bowl.

[Vicki]

You know what? I bet that chipotle has better cheese pull because there's no air conditioning.

[Lizzie]

Oh, my gosh. This is incredible. I mean, the southwest egg roll or whatever, that's on my prison.

[Chris]

I do like death. I do like.

[Lizzie]

They are good.

[Chris]

I like it. Four out of five flavor coons.

[Lizzie]

Spencer. Score out of five. Fun. Fun. I sort of do my own rating. Cheers.

[Vicki]

It is superb.

[Lizzie]

While Spencer was eating it, she was like, that is incredible. And I missed it. But she.

[Mom]

I love it. I really like it.

[Lizzie]

It's good.

[Mom]

Look at all that cheese.

[Lizzie]

And it's hot. Okay, what you all just missed was me choking on my mozzarella pull. And I think it's because there's so much seasoning on it. I like inhale before I take a bite. And one of our kids does that too. And Shane just thought I was dying.

[Chris]

So much anxiety because he goes, oh, eats. And it's like a choking hazard. And he does it.

[Lizzie]

Both of us do it. I don't know if it's like a genetic thing.

[Vicki]

We're like ranchimaniac.

[Lizzie]

There's a pool of ranch down here.

[Vicki]

Yeah, it's for us. Who likes to double dip.

[Lizzie]

It's for us. Double dipper. Triple dip trip for hiking.

[Vicki]

What is it? What is it even?

[Lizzie]

I just joke.

[Chris]

My problem Okay, I like the Nashville dippers. My problem, though, is after like, two minutes, they start to get cold, and now they're turning into bricks.

[Lizzie]

Then you really just eat it up. Like if you just took one of those cut squares of cheese and just, like, cut off a big slice.

[Chris]

Yeah, but the ranch. Oh, I haven't actually processed the ranch, and Morgan said, let me try.

[Morgan]

Oh, ranch in the world behind the Cheesecake Factory.

[Lizzie]

Oh, wow, What a claim.

[Chris]

Okay, here we go.

[Lizzie]

And you're doing it with something delicious. The Southwest egg roll.

[Chris]

Oh, it's thin.

[Lizzie]

His food reviews are so slow. Well, he's a serious food reviewer.

[Vicki]

Thank you.

[Chris]

He's processing very butterfly milk. Present. Light on the seasoning. Thin but not too thin.

[Lizzie]

My arms are starting to shake from holding this camera.

[Chris]

The ranch is good. It's good. It's good, it's good.

[Lizzie]

He's trying to yuck our. Yum. My take is the Southwest egg rolls are way better than the mozzarella sticks.

[Morgan]

Oh, that's not a lat take. That's just a factual thing.

[Lizzie]

I love them both. I don't know that I could decide that's really hard. But the mozzarella sticks makes me so.

[Vicki]

Excited I could decide it's the egg rolls.

[Lizzie]

Okay, so it's not a hot take. It's just a fact.

[Mom]

Honey. Chipotle. It was very, very good dip, Mom. Okay, well, I. I was just going to pour some on here, so I didn't double dip. Oh, now I touched it, though.

[Lizzie]

Vlogger mama looks lit.

[Mom]

A dip in a bowl. Okay, this is the hot one.

[Morgan]

It's not that hot.

[Vicki]

It's not.

[Lizzie]

Just don't breathe.

[Morgan]

Yes. Don't suck it in.

[Vicki]

Now we know he gets it from Bruce.

[Mom]

I thought it was pulling, but it didn't.

[Vicki]

Cuz the air conditioning's on here.

[Lizzie]

Wow. I've never had a Chili's quesadilla, so I am going to steal one of my. Mom, I have a napkin.

[Morgan]

She got the chicken bacon, ranch quesadilla.

[Lizzie]

Oh, yes, I do want to try the Mac and cheese. Okay, let me try a fry.

[Vicki]

You need some ranch.

[Lizzie]

I like to try bear first. Sick so I can compare.

[Vicki]

No one's ever had a bear French fry. I'm in.

[Morgan]

Like.

[Vicki]

Like, I'm just gonna eat this bear.

[Lizzie]

The buttermilk's good. Can I try a bite of your quesadilla, Mom? I really like how it's cooked, you know, a little crunchy.

[Vicki]

Oh, I was like, no, I don't know.

[Lizzie]

Yeah, you got like the fried Cheese at the ends. Oh, wow.

[Vicki]

It's chicken bacon.

[Lizzie]

It's good. Yeah.

[Vicki]

I'm regretting my choice.

[Chris]

The burger smells like fud rushers.

[Lizzie]

Take one. Taste that Mac and cheese. This is a little, like. The cheese is a little bit like five or something.

[Vicki]

I'm not mad at it, though.

[Lizzie]

Oh, w. Yeah, no, it's nice. It's dense, but it's nice.

[Chris]

Is there ketchup on it?

[Mom]

He doesn't like it.

[Lizzie]

He's just. He's a hater. It's like, forget the haters, you know?

[Chris]

Listen, we are going to tip very well.

[Lizzie]

I'm paying.

[Morgan]

I got a triple dipper baby burger. Burgers, more southwest egg rolls, and the honey chipotle chicken.

[Lizzie]

Do you like yours?

[Morgan]

Yes.

[Lizzie]

Everything is so hot.

[Mom]

The food is temperature hot, and my.

[Lizzie]

Mom loves hot temperature food. If it's cold, it gives her the egg. I'm exactly the same way.

[Chris]

Actually.

[Lizzie]

That's crazy. I don't know anyone.

[Chris]

Wait, she likes hot food? Because I thought she was annoyed by it. Because when we went to the restaurant the other night, she just kept saying the food's really hot.

[Lizzie]

No, that's a compliment. See, our family has a problem with, I guess our delivery because, like, exclamation for me is friendly and my mom saying food is hot is good. So I don't know. Spencer, how's your quesadilla? It's good. I love a good quesadilla.

[Chris]

Oh, okay.

[Mom]

You know, warming up in the microwave while these guys laugh at me.