Tasting The SELENA GOMEZ OREOS and MCDONALD’S VIRAL Menu with Shane and Spencer!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Episode: Tasting The SELENA GOMEZ OREOS and MCDONALD’S VIRAL Menu with Shane and Spencer!!
Release Date: June 18, 2025

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1. Welcome and Initial Banter (00:00 - 02:00)

The episode begins with Lizzie Gordon and Ryland Adams engaging in their signature playful and candid banter. Lizzie humorously addresses body image and societal judgments, setting the tone for their unfiltered conversations.

Notable Quote:

• Lizzie Gordon [00:00]: "Who cares if some fat, ugly mom hates you? You're out there being a hot mom. You did it."

2. Lizzie's Pregnancy Update and Lab Test Frustrations (02:00 - 10:00)

Lizzie shares an update on her pregnancy, expressing excitement about knowing the baby's gender. However, she recounts a frustrating experience with her lab tests, highlighting issues with communication and service at Kaiser Labs.

Key Points:

• Miscommunication with Lab Orders: Lizzie expected a call for her NIPT test but never received one. Upon visiting the lab, she discovered that her order hadn't been placed.
• Encounter with a Flirty Lab Technician: Lizzie felt uncomfortable as the lab technician flirted with every woman except her, exacerbating her frustration.

Notable Quotes:

• Lizzie Gordon [02:03]: "By the time this airs, I know the gender."
• Lizzie Gordon [02:20]: "They up my nipt test. They literally, like, you're supposed to get a call in the morning, and nobody called me."
• Ryland Adams [04:39]: "I never trust the doctors when they're like, at Kaiser specifically..."

3. Discussing Body Image and Hot Mom Shaming (10:00 - 22:00)

The conversation shifts to societal perceptions of "hot moms." Lizzie candidly expresses her disdain for the concept, juxtaposing it with genuine compliments to deflect criticism. The discussion delves into the pressures of maintaining a certain image while navigating motherhood.

Key Points:

• Hot Mom Persona: Lizzie critiques the unrealistic standards set for mothers, emphasizing her genuine feelings versus societal expectations.
• Deflection of Criticism: When faced with negativity, Lizzie chooses to offer backhanded compliments, showcasing her resilience.

Notable Quotes:

• Lizzie Gordon [21:50]: "I hate them. But they don't hate me. Who cares if some fat, ugly mom hates you? You're out there being a hot mom. You did it."
• Ryland Adams [21:55]: "I mean, I'm sure they're not."

4. Skipping Advertisement Breaks

Note: Advertisement segments for Shady Rays, Rocket Money, Audible, and ZocDoc have been intentionally omitted from this summary to focus on the core content.

5. House Swap Announcement (22:00 - 26:00)

Ryland shares exciting news about a significant house swap within his family. His parents are moving out of their longtime home in Colorado, and his brother and sister-in-law are purchasing it. Simultaneously, Ryland and his family are relocating, marking a new chapter for both households.

Key Points:

• Emotional Attachment: Ryland highlights the sentimental value of the childhood home and the seamless transition within the family.
• Future Possibilities: The discussion hints at the potential of the house becoming a grandparent or children’s home in the future.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [22:30]: "As my family decided to move into our house in Colorado, my family was like, we're buying your house."
• Lizzie Gordon [25:01]: "I love it. I think it's really sweet."

6. Skipping Additional Advertisement Breaks

Note: Further advertisement segments for Rocket Money, Audible, and ZocDoc have been skipped to maintain focus on the episode's primary discussions.

7. Pop Culture and Celebrity Discussions (35:00 - 54:00)

The hosts delve into various pop culture topics, including their opinions on celebrities like Olivia Munn and Selena Gomez. Lizzie expresses her evolving feelings towards Olivia Munn, while Ryland shares his admiration for country music artists.

Key Points:

• Olivia Munn's Public Image: Lizzie discusses Olivia Munn's candidness in interviews, appreciating her straightforward nature despite initial reservations.
• Celebrity Interactions: The conversation touches on fictionalized interactions between celebrities, blending humor with critique.

Notable Quotes:

• Lizzie Gordon [39:10]: "Olivia Munn went on, this is gonna fall. Had a People interview... same girl, I can't stand it either."
• Ryland Adams [35:16]: "I am obsessed with country music."

8. Tasting Selena Gomez Oreos and McDonald's Viral Menu with Shane and Spencer (54:00 - 85:00)

The episode features a segment where Shane and Spencer join to taste-test Selena Gomez Oreos alongside McDonald's new menu items. The trio provides their candid reviews, highlighting flavors, textures, and overall impressions.

Key Points:

• Selena Gomez Oreos: Described as having a "chocolate cinnamon flavored cookie with chocolate and cinnamon flavor cream." Opinions vary from enjoying the taste to finding it reminiscent of childhood treats.
• McDonald's New Menu: The team explores items like the spicy McChicken and creamy Chili MC Strip dip, offering mixed reviews on taste and presentation.
• Humorous Interactions: The segment is peppered with lighthearted jokes and playful banter about the food items and their experiences.

Notable Quotes:

• Shane [56:05]: "They actually are really good."
• Chris [56:11]: "That makes a chocolate dipped Teddy Graham."
• Lizzie Gordon [58:50]: "It's pumpkin spice adjacent. Does pumpkin spice have a little fart aftertaste? This does not."

9. Closing Interactions and Parking Mishaps (85:00 - 87:00)

In the concluding moments, the hosts engage in a lighthearted exchange about parking challenges, showcasing their chemistry and comedic timing. This segment serves as an informal wrap-up, emphasizing their camaraderie.

Notable Quotes:

• Chris [71:31]: "You're re parking in the hazard area."
• Ryland Adams [86:56]: "Goodbye. And that's the sip."

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Conclusion

This episode of The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon offers a blend of personal updates, candid discussions on societal norms, and entertaining pop culture tidbits. From Lizzie's pregnancy journey and family house swap news to playful critiques of celebrity behaviors and taste-testing new snacks, the hosts maintain their trademark unfiltered and humorous style. Listeners are treated to authentic conversations that balance personal storytelling with lighthearted banter, making it both relatable and engaging.

Transcript

[Lizzie Gordon]

Who cares if some fat, ugly mom hates you? You're out there being a hot mom. You did it.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you think it's like the moon landing never happened?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it's fake as freak.

[Chris]

You're re parking in the hazard area.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm just obsessed with JoJo. If JoJo goes missing, I did it. I think what happens is I just have to go on Ozempic after this.

[Chris]

It's so sweet that they pre chewed it for us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What is this, Utah?

[Chris]

What are you looking at?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just watching you.

[Chris]

I don't know. You guys clocked.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Rylan, can you move a little bit closer to me, please?

[Ryland Adams]

Hey, you want me to be closer to you? Yes.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Rylan, can you get a little bit closer to me? Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

What's the slate? It's International Sushi Day.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's so funny.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you get fucked too hard last night? What? You were like, wiggle wobbling like your ass hurts really bad, Chris. And if it's hemorrhoids. I'm sorry to bring up a sensitive subject.

[James]

No, I'm very sore. I was helping. My boyfriend is building a gate for my mom, and we had to, like, remove dirt and leaves and do like, just like really intense physical manual labor all day. And I'm in a lot of pain.

[Ryland Adams]

It literally looked like you're recovering from six sticks in your ass.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I didn't even.

[Ryland Adams]

Can guys take more than one?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I was just gonna say my son had his first sushi roll, and now I don't know that I can follow you guys desperately wanting six sticks in your ass with that.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't wish that upon anyone.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, Chris does.

[Ryland Adams]

I was joking. Somebody whose butt's a little sensitive to hemorrhoids. That's a no for me, Doc.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's a just. This is a one dick butt.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sure.

[Ryland Adams]

Sushi. Trying to give me the ick right at the top of the show.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I told you I didn't want to roll till it was dead.

[Ryland Adams]

How do we even kill a fly?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know, but I think we should swing our mics at it really violently.

[Ryland Adams]

I wish we could just direct him out. I think there's an opportunity.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Listen, girl, it's too cold in here. She's freezing to death.

[Ryland Adams]

So what's going on, mama?

[Lizzie Gordon]

What isn't going on?

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want to start with a pregnanc update?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, by the time this airs, I know the gender.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, for real?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, but we all know it's a girl.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you just gonna open it? Right? Like, can you not even wait for your husband to do something special for you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Here's the. No, my husband's gonna do something special. I've told you this already. Here's the deal, though. They.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm listening.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They up my nipt test. They literally, like, you're supposed to get a call in the morning, I guess, and nobody called me. And then I went to go get the blood test, and they were like, oh, the order hasn't been put in. Looks like you missed your call. And I was like, I missed no calls you made. No. They're like, let's call them and see if they'll put it in right now. Just wait a minute. I wait for a fucking hour, and the Kaiser fucking labs. A crazy man comes in, starts hitting on everybody, but calls every woman, bro, except for me.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, can you. Let's reenact this.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Hey, bro. What's up, bro? Hey. Do I know you? You're awfully pretty, bro.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm eight weeks pregnant, holding my belly.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He wouldn't talk to you then? Oh, I think that was the defining difference between me and the other people.

[Ryland Adams]

We can't tell you're pregnant yet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Obviously I'm pregnant. Look at me.

[Ryland Adams]

So this man went and hit on every single.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Every single woman, regardless of age, except for me. And I was like, this man is making me uncomfortable. I honestly pride myself on leaving public scenarios where I'm uncomfortable. If anybody even walks into the grocery store, I'm like, they've got a bad vibe. I'm out of here. And I was like, I guess I'll wait for this test because I want to know the freaking gender of sloppy Russ over here. I'm calling on repeat. The lady behind the desk at the lab place is calling on repeat. Nobody's answering. She goes, I'll call you back. If they, like, ever answer, it's like, I'm there for an hour. I get nothing done. I call the next day again, even though I've left all these messages and they should really have called me back, but they never called me back. And a woman answers the phone, eating huge mouthfuls. Eating. I'm like, hi, Is this the fucking state of California? Whatever, genetic testing, bitch. And she was like, oh, yeah. So, like, swelling. And I want.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you eating the new Selena Gomez Oreos or what, dude?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I wanted to be like, can you stop eating like you're talking to pregnant women all day? I'm pretty sure none of us can tolerate that sound right now. Don't do that. And so she continues to eat, and she's like, oh, yeah, it looks like you missed your call. And I was like, I didn't miss my call. You didn't call. She goes, right, nobody was at the desk yesterday. Gaslights me, eats on the phone and then admits her own fault without saying sorry. Just like, yeah, no one showed up to work yesterday. Crazy. Anyways, let me see if I need to ask you any questions before I place your order. I'm like, place my fucking order, you nasty.

[Ryland Adams]

And these are just for labs at Kaiser. Why can't anyone place those orders?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

Why can't you just go in and say, look at me and look at my Kaiser car?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, they were like, well, it does say here you're supposed to get the lab done today, but nobody placed the order. I'm like, why does it say there if there's no order? Like, what do you fucking mean, dude? What do you mean, what does it mean?

[Ryland Adams]

I never trust the doctors when they're like, at Kaiser specifically, they're like, yeah, you can just go anytime, anytime to the labs and just do it anytime that's convenient to you. And I'm like, define any time. Every time they say, oh, your medication will be ready anytime. I'm like, okay, well, I go there and wait and it's.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why don't you tell me what time it will be ready though? Why don't you just tell me the time? If it could be any time. Let's pick a time right fucking now and you tell me. That was the other thing about my call. My call was literally scheduled for a time. I was supposed to get a call between 8:30 and 9am no call came. Oh, you didn't, you didn't take your call, girl, you know, no one was there yesterday. You're about to tell me that in five seconds.

[Ryland Adams]

And so this was the first or second time that you went that the all the man hit on every woman.

[Lizzie Gordon]

First time, man hit on every woman but me, I got nothing done. Second time I went in, they were like, oh, we need to get nine vials of your blood and you have to do a glucose test. I don't know if you guys remember this from last time I was pregnant, but my doctor likes to do two glucose tests, which is particularly cruel and unusual punishment for a pregnant woman, especially in her first trimester, to ask her to drink a. It's like just drinking the syrup of a soda with no soda water. And it makes you throw up. Like, honestly, it made me throw up. And they were like, well, you got to drink it again right now. And then you wait an hour while it poisons your system with sugar and you just feel like ass. And then you go, I might die. And they're like, yeah, it's weird. You drove yourself here. And I was like, no one told me that I should probably get a ride here, because this is awful. Anyway.

[Ryland Adams]

Remember from the first time?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. I did. And so when they tried to do it again, I was like, I'm not doing that one. I said, nope. They said, you're not gonna do this. I said, no, the. I'm not. And so then I give them nine vials of my blood. I had to, like, lay down in a back room. I'm dying.

[Ryland Adams]

Vials for the gender. That's it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it was like, all my prenatal blood work. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

As if you're not going through enough hell.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. And I was. I lit, like, when they printed up the all. Because you know how, Chris, they print up each little tab at a time.

[James]

Yes.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And so I was like, that's a lot of tabs. She goes, yeah. I go, that's like seven tabs. And I counted them out. I was like, that's fucking nine tabs, dude. Is that nine vials? She goes, yeah. And I go, am I gonna die? Like, do I. Is that gonna be okay, dude? And she was like, yeah, it's fine. And I was like, I'm not doing well.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, make you lightheaded. I feel like that's a lot too much.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I had to lay down in the back room. And they're like, let us know if you need some juice. It's like, just give me the juice. I would love an honest apple box. I would love it. As a matter of fact, give it to me now.

[Ryland Adams]

It's the hospital, so they're probably going to give you one full of chemicals instead.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, they use the honest. Well, last time I went, I got an honest juice box, but I got no juice box this time. And the guy was, like, trying to be nice. Honestly, he was a good phlebotomist because he was going so fast. It was like he was dealing cards. The way he was flipping those tubes in and out of my arm. I was like, damn, that's great. But he's also trying to, like, some phlebotomists have been, like, trained to ask distract, like, distracting questions. He's like, are you excited?

[Ryland Adams]

I was like, because he sees pregnant women all day. He's like, oh, my God, I get it. You're pregnant. You're having a baby. Okay, great, Good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He's like, oh, okay. It's like, do you have any kids? Not that I know of.

[Ryland Adams]

You should have started interviewing him. What a relief. I mean, you would have distracted yourself and entertained him.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I was like. He's like, are you okay? And I was like, I guess.

[Ryland Adams]

A great time all around, huh?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, awful.

[Ryland Adams]

Anyway, back to the women that were being hit on. Do you. Could you tell in their eyes? Like, they.

[Lizzie Gordon]

One of them was engaging. One of them was engaging.

[Ryland Adams]

Like a. Gosh, I'm an attention star.

[Spencer]

For my husband for a year.

[Ryland Adams]

This feels great.

[Lizzie Gordon]

One of them seemed that way, and then the one that wasn't like that, she was like, how come you're not talking to me? And he's like, well, you're not being nice to me.

[Ryland Adams]

He was leveraging the other girls in the room to become the most popular.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I was like, I'm right here.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you fight for attention at all?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I was just being nasty and texting my phone. There's a weirdo in here who doesn't want to flirt with me.

[Ryland Adams]

What is wrong with me?

[Lizzie Gordon]

That this weirdo was basically.

[Ryland Adams]

Why was he there with me? Was he pregnant too?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think he had any business there. That was the other thing. I was like, that's what made me so uncomfortable. It's like, bro, what is.

[Ryland Adams]

King is pregnant. Is it all pregnant women there? Is it anyone getting their blood taken?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's anyone. I was the only pregnant woman there. Oh, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

So alone.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's a crying child and me also crying. James took me on the second day, and he looked like a blind man because James wears really dark glasses inside and, like, a big hat. I was like, bro, you look blind.

[Ryland Adams]

What's he doing?

[Lizzie Gordon]

He was just giving me a ride.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Being supportive.

[Ryland Adams]

So the gender reveal is just gonna be the copy and paste of last time for you and your husband?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think so.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you just gonna look the second the email hits the inbox?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, this is the rub. So we won't get the email from the NIPT test until after the anatomy scan? No. Tick tock.

[Ryland Adams]

The rub.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

This is the rub.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The rub.

[Ryland Adams]

You said this is the rub.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, that's an old saying. It's not tick tocks. No. What are you talking about?

[Ryland Adams]

That's the four. One, one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's like, this is the problem.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What is going on? You think you're telling secrets over there? What is that? Why are you whispering? It says tick tock.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm trying to. I'm trying to process what did.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why did you think why did you use TikTok? Have you heard it on Tick Tock?

[Ryland Adams]

No.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you think it's like, lore, how they're using lore wrong over there?

[Ryland Adams]

Now you can agree with me, right? Like, I don't care that lore's been around forever, but it's become popularized and now everyone's using it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because I'm gonna need you to say it again.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't even know how people are saying it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know. Say it the way you just said it.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Say lore.

[Ryland Adams]

Lore. What do you say?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Lore. Like, Lord.

[Ryland Adams]

You have to. Like, you're saying lure. Use all the energy in your body. No.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, I'm enunciating it because you're saying it crazier.

[Ryland Adams]

Say it again.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Lore.

[Spencer]

Like whore.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, but with an lure.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Lore. Why are you starting to add an H?

[Ryland Adams]

Lore has an H?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. There's no H in lore.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, when I said like whore, you said, yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, I didn't. I didn't know how. How specifically you meant like, God damn. And then Joe might not be able to make the anatomy scan because he has to go to work. So I'm going to go to the anatomy of scan alone and have to pretend like I can handle having the information about what the gender is in a little card and not look at it.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, you're going to know before the anatomy scan? Anatomy scan's 20 weeks.

[Spencer]

Do the math.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, we get one early because of our family history, so we get one early just to make sure everything's great, everything's fine. The doctor's like, there's no chance of anything being wrong, but because you have this family history and because your husband's adopted, we take the precaution.

[Ryland Adams]

Bombshell. Do they all know your husband's adopted? Not that it's a bombshell. I'm just saying I don't know that we've ever discussed that on the podcast.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think it's a secret.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris knows, I guess. I don't know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, you know. No, I mean, I was keeping it from Chris, specifically.

[Ryland Adams]

Deeply personal. The one person who's not getting hit on. You can't know that, Chris. And we've been working on technology to erase things that you've heard.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Chris, look at my pen.

[Ryland Adams]

We've learned a lot from Carrie Gaynor.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You stink like a pig.

[Ryland Adams]

Is that what he told you?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I was like, I'm not really hypnotized. I can hear you telling me I'm stinky like a pig.

[Ryland Adams]

He might have just meant it with his whole heart he did.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He said it with his entire chest. You stink like a pig. I was like, okay, I guess I'll never smoke again. You got me. So Joe is going to be gone for the anatomy scan. The anatomy scan is probably where we'll find out because they told me seven to 10 business days. Tuesday is seven business days. Joe's gonna miss the anatomy scan to go to work. I'm gonna have to ask the doctor for them to write the gender on a card and give it to me. Then I have to exercise all of the self restraint in the world to not open up that car.

[Ryland Adams]

But you're gonna also not have to look at the screen because, right, you can see a penis. And then it will say on the screen like, it's.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is. You know, people are really asking a lot of me these days.

[Ryland Adams]

For a woman who's not doing well.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm not doing well.

[Ryland Adams]

You hold it. You hold not doing well. Well, I will say if I felt the way you felt. Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know. Thank God you can't get pregnant.

[Ryland Adams]

You wouldn't hear the end of it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I honestly was thinking that the other day. I was like, thank God Rylan cannot get pregnant. I could not stand it. And then also, I was feeling so bad. I was laying in bed, like, hyperventilating, and James had been a dick earlier the day.

[Ryland Adams]

And I was like, I really wish.

[Lizzie Gordon]

James could get pregnant so he would know. Fucking awful is he could not handle this. Joe started laughing like, I'm so serious. Really think about it. He couldn't fucking hang for one second.

[Ryland Adams]

And the crazy part is, none of us guys will ever know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, but you act like you do.

[Ryland Adams]

When you have a cold. You on it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've seen some funny reels. It's like, finally, like, women in labor. Like, the husband shows the wife in labor. He's like, now she'll know what my colds feel like. That is my husband. My husband now won't shut the fuck up about his food aversions and how sick he feels. That was so crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Lizzie was texting me the other day and she's like, just such a fuck. You didn't think he's that asshole, but you were like, this man has the audacity to tell me about his food aversions when I'm barfing all day long.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Girl, he puked yesterday.

[Ryland Adams]

What is he having food aversions too?

[James]

I don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it's all sympathy. I'm like, are you fucking vomiting for sympathy aversions? Are you Puking for attention right now. He's like, runs to the sink, vomits projectile. I'm like, what are you doing? This is my bitch.

[Ryland Adams]

This is nasty.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's crazy. Do you remember last time? He's like, I don't recognize my knees. And now, now this time he's like, crazy. I have morning sickness and food aversion.

[Ryland Adams]

He, like, has to get some attention for pain that you're going through.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So crazy. He's also super supportive in doing, like, the most sweetest things for me, but in the same breath.

[Ryland Adams]

What? I love your precursors. Now.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He's doing a lot. He really is doing a lot.

[Ryland Adams]

No, she was telling me at breakfast how he's like, making special trips to Whole Foods every day, just, like, trying to predict what she won't become sick by.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then every time you, like, scratch craving itch, it becomes an aversion. So no matter what, if he buys it in bulk, it's like, it's over now, dude. Like, you should just got the one.

[Ryland Adams]

So he does have to go daily.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, it's fucked up and everything's almost out. Like, I'm almost. I've run through the entire spectrum of food. There is no more food.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, hopefully it ends soon. I mean, don't they say it like 14 weeks? Things chill down sometimes.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I read online, it's worse. It like, the worst time is 9 to 13 and I'm at 12, so it'll be fine. Are you excited? Like, in the same time? Just like being so quick with the blood bath.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you excited? Sometimes I forget that you're pregnant.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I'm violently excited.

[Ryland Adams]

You can't wait to have another one. I mean, like, there's no fears. I don't think you could.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I literally can't.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm stealing the sperm from your husband's body and injecting it in yourself nightly period.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I'm very excited. I think. I honestly, I think it's a girl. With my whole heart, I think it's a girl. I'm going to be so shook to the core. If it's a boy, I'm going to be like, you're going to have to prove it.

[Ryland Adams]

Make your predictions down below. Do you think she's going to be two and on if you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I could not do this again.

[Spencer]

Never.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I couldn't do this again.

[Ryland Adams]

Or do you think that's, like, what they. Do you think you'll forget, though, once it's over?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, you always forget, but it's like, I can't do this again?

[Ryland Adams]

I think everyone says they can't. I mean, I've never been pregnant, but I just. The thought of it wouldn't shock me in two years if you're like, okay, next birthday.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm like, guess what?

[Ryland Adams]

Guess what.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, honestly, I don't think I could manage two children feeling like this.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Like, that doesn't seem fair. It's pretty awful. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. And then you go into Target, it. And it makes you feel worse.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Target's fucking enraging. Wait, what happened to me at Target this week?

[Ryland Adams]

I was just reading your next bullet point.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What happened to Target to me this week?

[Ryland Adams]

Maternity shopping.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is not about Target.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it's not?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. I was on this website called Pink Blush, I think.

[Ryland Adams]

Why did I just make up Target?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because you're a crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Target isn't anywhere on the document. Oh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Literally.

[Ryland Adams]

They've brainwashed me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, they do. I do hate them.

[Ryland Adams]

Why?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. This just feels like Target's going downhill.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

In a K. Marty way. I know. Were those harsh words? Should we walk that back?

[Ryland Adams]

No. I mean, I think everyone's mad at Target right now, so I think everyone will be on your side.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's just. They suck in there now.

[Ryland Adams]

I. Well, I just.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, nobody. Everyone who works there is just on their phones, and it's like. You think they're doing inventory on their phones, but I don't think they are because then when you ask for anything.

[Ryland Adams]

To work at Target, you would be on your phone, too.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, but it's like you're being paid to work here right now. And if I ask you where something is and you're holding a device that shows you where everything is, and you say, I don't know, and that's it. I could kill you. I could kill you. Do you know what I mean? That's crazy. That's fucking crazy, because then you're putting me in a position to have to be like, doesn't your. Doesn't your phone tell you where it all is right now? Can you do that? Can you do that with your phone for me right now? And then it's like, I don't want to be that girl, so I just have to go look for another fucking person to just go be like, I don't know either. I'm. You know, I don't know where that is. Maybe it would be over here, but I'm not sure.

[Spencer]

Is this a new ring?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. What the fuck?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, my wedding ring doesn't fit my finger anymore.

[Ryland Adams]

Where did you get that one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is actually my godmom. Kissies.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. Patricia gave it to me last year.

[Ryland Adams]

I like it. I think it's beautiful.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's jade and diamond and gold.

[Ryland Adams]

So there's two little diamonds and. Nice. That's called jade?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I believe so, yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it a birthstone?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't think it's a birthstone.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I like it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like it, too.

[Ryland Adams]

So your regular one doesn't fit anymore?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

What happens when that happens for real?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, is it divorced?

[Ryland Adams]

You're.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. Is my marriage over? No, it's fine. I think what happens is I just have to go on Ozempic after this.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

To get the ring back on. My thing.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, don't you think it's like pregnancy swelling? Yeah, so I think the swelling will go down. I mean, but I'm. If you want to go on Ozempic, go on Ozempic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Period.

[Ryland Adams]

Period.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. I don't know. I'm scared of needles.

[Ryland Adams]

Is that the. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is that the only thing I'm scared of?

[Ryland Adams]

No. No. I was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm also afraid of demons.

[Ryland Adams]

I guess it probably is the most effective way to take Ozempic, but I.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Think you have to inject it.

[Ryland Adams]

I think they have pill forms now, but I don't know that that would be as effective. It is freezing. Huh?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's cold. As. Did you not turn it off? You just stood there performatively and act.

[Ryland Adams]

As if I turned it down. Okay, back to your maternity shop.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay. So I was like, I could have an Adam Sandler summer or I could look a little cuter. So I went on pinkblush.com.

[Ryland Adams]

What'S wrong with an Adam Sandler summer?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, nothing, but, like, I kind of am tired of seeing myself like this.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, sad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So I was like, let's have a Pink Blush summer. Let's go crazy. Let's go nuts. And I'm looking at Pink Blush and like every mom that's pregnant on this page is like £85. And I'm like, of course. Everything looks cute on an 85 pound person. And they all have the perfect little bump. And I'm just like, what the fuck?

[Ryland Adams]

What? Is that for real, bro?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I keep scrolling and then I see a model who I fucking know. It's the girl I hired for my fucking Nike commercial. She's not pregnant at all. These girls are all fucking 19 and wearing a fake bump. None of them are fucking pregnant.

[Ryland Adams]

What? What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

How fucking dare you? How fucking dare you sell literal maternity clothes to women with women who are not pregnant. So we're just sitting on the other side of a screen being like, why don't I look like my mom? It's because they're not pregnant.

[Ryland Adams]

You would actually think, though, you would want women to feel empowered for themselves. Yeah. Feel like that's like doing the opposite of advertising efficiently.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's enraging. It's enraging.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, they literally put a bump on this bitch.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes. Because I know for a fact this bitch has never been pregnant and she's barely fudgeing 20. So you're looking at like, women in their fucking prime.

[Ryland Adams]

Also, it's weird to like, be like, look at this gorgeous 20 year old that's pregnant. It's like, why can't we get like a 30 year old that's pregnant?

[Lizzie Gordon]

What is this, Utah? Just kidding.

[Ryland Adams]

It might be a Utah brand. Is it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

If it was a Utah brand, these would all be pregnant.

[Ryland Adams]

All the hot pregnant moms in Utah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They're so hot. They're so hot.

[Ryland Adams]

They all are. And they can all do way more than us.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No hate against a hot mom. Like, y' all are killing it. There's hot moms in my neighborhood and I hate them. But they don't. Who cares if some fat, ugly mom hates you? You're out there being a hot mom. You did it. Yeah. Hot mom. Good for you. I hate you.

[Ryland Adams]

They're probably worse than other things, though.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm sure they're not.

[Ryland Adams]

Actually.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm sure they're probably really fucking nice. I'm sure they fucking are. Crunchy as hell. Feeding their kids like quinoa and kale. Good for them.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And I hate them.

[Ryland Adams]

You feed your son very well, period.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, I. I do want to stop hating hot moms. It doesn't seem right. It seems like that's misogyny. That's like the patriarchy winning when. I hate hot bombs. So if you can't beat him, join him. And if you can't join him, don't leave your house ever again.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because it's sad.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, after teasing the swap for 300 years, I can finally talk about it. Even though I already talked about it for 53 minutes inside of a vlog. But somehow I still forgot, Like, a big focal point.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Of the house swap.

[Ryland Adams]

Of the house swap.

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[Ryland Adams]

The one that coined like my big announcement as the swap. And like, yes, it is a swap because like, my parents are going into our house and we're leaving our house. That's like a swap. But the real swap of the swap, of the swap is that after my family decided to move into our house in Colorado, my family was like, okay, we're gonna put our house on the market. And then my brother and his wife were like, oh no, we're buying your house. And we were all like, seriously? And and they said, yeah, no, we're dead serious. Yeah, we're buying the house. We love the house. We like how close it is in proximity to everyone. We like the school districts. We're buying the house. So now as my mom and dad are moving out of their house, my brother and his wife are moving into our childhood house.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love that.

[Ryland Adams]

And it's like this big, huge house swap. It's so wild and crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love it. I think it's really sweet.

[Ryland Adams]

It is very sweet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like, one childhood home becomes a new childhood home and your old house becomes the grandma house.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Or the grandparent house, rather, which could.

[Ryland Adams]

Then one day be our children's house again. You never know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You never know.

[Ryland Adams]

You never Know, but so it's so exciting over there in Colorado right now because it's just so fun.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should we go?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought you meant, like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. Should we go to Colorado?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, I would love to.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Let's go right now.

[Ryland Adams]

Would you take Billy Bob there?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, of course. I would love to take Billy Bob.

[Ryland Adams]

There once everyone's settled, like, settled settled.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

I do want to go.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Take me and my son there.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Three babies on a plane, period. You think we can?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, we'll need help.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Like, I'll probably bring my husband.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'll probably bring my husband, period. Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I think it will be very fun.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think. I mean, I can't wait to take him to Heritage Cafe.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Billy likes to eat.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And so does his mom.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it'd be cute.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should we go for Halloween and go trick or treating?

[Ryland Adams]

That would be fun.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That'd be pretty cute.

[Ryland Adams]

Holidays are much, much more. Way more alive.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. That is the downside to la. Yeah. I mean, I guess if your whole family's here, maybe not. But to me, holidays, any holiday feels more full in a state that's not la.

[Lizzie Gordon]

To me, it does. I don't know how to explain it either. It's just, like. It's a little cheap here. You know what I mean? It's like they're filming Christmas movies in summer.

[Ryland Adams]

Everyone.

[Lizzie Gordon]

All holidays feel like here, and that's like the. Like a lie.

[Ryland Adams]

Everyone came to chase their dreams here, and God bless us for it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And they all leave in holiday time because there's no dreams here then.

[Ryland Adams]

Because it's not very wholesome.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is dead.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. You know, it's beautiful. It's. Oh, yeah. It is what it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It is what it is.

[Ryland Adams]

It is what it is what it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

A beautiful, steaming cesspool with unbreathable air.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I wish you could hear how clear that sounds. Awful.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I'm never buying a Instagram ad ever again.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, fool me once. No, this is full utens.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. This is only the second thing I've ever bought off of Instagram. The first one was the cubes. I finally gave up because we just went back and forth and back and forth and back and forth, and I thought, you know what? This $23 I've wasted 10 times with my own time emailing back and forth with customer service, and I know that they're never gonna fold, but it was the night of my birthday.

[Spencer]

I'm scrolling.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've been drinking.

[Ryland Adams]

I see garbage truck pajamas that are so cute. My kids are obsessed with garbage trucks. Like, their favorite thing in the world right now are garbage trucks.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And they're these cutest little pajamas of garbage trucks in the whole world. I click order in a little tipsy state of mind. Two months later, I get like this question on Instagram, like, rate how you feel this ad was for you. And I was like, those pajamas never arrived at my doorstep. Are you fucking kidding me?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I hated this experience.

[Ryland Adams]

This experience sucked. And so I went and I couldn't find a customer service line anywhere for these people. So then I DM them like a crazy person. And I'm like, I can't find customer service, but I need these pajamas. Or could you please give me a refund? Such a fucking Karen. I should have called you. Call it Karen.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I would have been like, why did you do that? I don't even think I could care for you on that because that is a. That's a you.

[Ryland Adams]

Every time Shane buys something on Instagram, it arrives to our house.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Shane's got better karma than you.

[Ryland Adams]

It's crazy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, sorry. It just is what it is.

[Ryland Adams]

And then they finally replied and they were like, yeah, these pajamas don't even come in stock until late July. I ordered them mid May. And I was like, did I just, in like a stupid tipsy state of mind, order these and not realize that they weren't even in stock?

[Lizzie Gordon]

They probably lied to you.

[Ryland Adams]

But you go there and it has this big light up green light next to it that makes you feel like it's in stock. Red is out of stock, right? Green is in.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But the green light literally says out of stock.

[Ryland Adams]

The green light is like, it's there, and then it says, ships late July. And I was like, you are fooling fucking idiots. Like, me and my kids are going to be a different size of clothing by the time these come. And then I get to do what? Give them to Billy.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Congratulations, Lizzie. But why is the cutest garbage truck fucking pajamas in the world? Because I can't comprehend an Instagram ad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I tried to put Billy in a pair of jammies you gave us last night, and it felt like you were trying to kill him. Like they were cutting off the circulation at his arms and his feet.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it's that one brand. And I want to mom shame that brand.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Poshmark or Poshmark?

[Ryland Adams]

No, Posh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Peanut. Peanut. Posh Peanut.

[Spencer]

It's them.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What baby fits in those?

[Ryland Adams]

Their sleeves and their legs are for fucking ants.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

They're stuffed sausages. And then I'M like, I have to take these off or their circulation is going to be like, for real.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should we just cut the wrists off? I was like, no, we just don't put him in there.

[Ryland Adams]

One time I got them in there. I like stuffed because, you know, you like lotion your baby after the bath and you then it's like hard to get the.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What are you doing?

[Ryland Adams]

The lotion. Oh, I was showing you how hard it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Stop talking while you show me that.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't have boobs.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Suddenly he hates the handheld. Here, I got you. Show me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, that was it. And I get them on like, oh, now I have to take them back off because I'm fearful of the circulation being cut off through the end of the night. And I can't deal with that. So I just whip out scissors and I start cutting off.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's what Joe wanted to do. Joe's also cut the restraints off of the high chair. He's so nuts. But honestly, I did feel like the restraints were going to eventually kill our child.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, can you just loosen them?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, we never use them.

[Ryland Adams]

This is what happens when you get a mommy in mihai chair.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, we just don't. We've never used the restraints. He's never needed them.

[Ryland Adams]

Because you have the clip in tray?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, because you slide his little ass in to a seat that's like a swing sleeve seat. And so I didn't feel the need to put a harness on him. And I was also afraid to put a harness on him because when we first started feeding him, I was like, what if he starts choking and I waste precious time unbuckling this fucking harness?

[Ryland Adams]

Don't you have the LifeVac everywhere?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, I have one in the. The one space. I need it.

[Ryland Adams]

I think you should have them everywhere.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, my house doesn't. My house is technically everywhere. What do you. Why would I. Why would Billy be eating in the car?

[Ryland Adams]

No, like, when you go to a restaurant, oh, you need a life back in the car or you just have.

[Lizzie Gordon]

To pray in LA. Like, I'm running down the block 10 blocks away to go to my car that I parked at because I couldn't afford the valet parking to get the fucking life back. I'm like, yeah, save my son. No, if he's choking a restaurant, it's over.

[Ryland Adams]

So I did then find the email because I didn't get an immediate response on the Instagram.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And they've replied pretty promptly to my Instagram and my email, and I'm too embarrassed to reply back to either. After they were like, can you read?

[Lizzie Gordon]

And you're like, no, I can't read.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, your website's deceiving girls.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Or he can't read.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. I like. I would like to pull it up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

For you afterwards and you should show you already.

[Ryland Adams]

I. I did. And.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, you agree this is old drama.

[Ryland Adams]

No, but I didn't show you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, the new development stock. I mean, the new development is that you can't read. But before you showed me the emails.

[Ryland Adams]

Fine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sorry about that.

[Ryland Adams]

Fine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm sorry about that.

[Ryland Adams]

So you love Youngblood. Whatever.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, I don't even know if we should talk about that on the pod.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you wrote it down.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, but it's like. It feels bad.

[Ryland Adams]

Is there drama?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I'm the drama.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you mean?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't want to talk about it. Joe's mom's here. I can't talk about young blood.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, like you're. You want. You're like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, shut up.

[Ryland Adams]

You're beating.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Shut up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No one's beating any me.

[Ryland Adams]

You're pounding the.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No one's pounding anything.

[Shane]

Whip.

[Ryland Adams]

You're.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No one's ever pounded a whip.

[Ryland Adams]

What are some. What are some alliterations for?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm not going to teach you any right now to use against me.

[Ryland Adams]

I could give you some examples for gay men. Pudding pusher. Fudge packer.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Who taught me fruit booter?

[Ryland Adams]

Jared.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, that one me up.

[Ryland Adams]

So what is it for women?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Flicking the bean. I know that's one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Jojo Siwa taught me that.

[Ryland Adams]

She did.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love it when you grind on my bean.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you don't know. Okay, so what does he look like if you're so, like, wet over him?

[Lizzie Gordon]

He looks like young Joe.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, that's why it's problematic.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, and I bought his album and I played it for Billy in the car, and I was like, is this cheating? Hold on. I have to show you Old Joe first. Look up young blood.

[Ryland Adams]

But I am. Okay, why is my Internet not working?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's probably because you have bad karma, bro.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you think I have bad karma for?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do you really want me to answer that live on air?

[Ryland Adams]

I understand what you mean when you say he kind of looks like he's like the punk version of Joe.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, if he didn't dye his hair, he would look more like Jeff.

[Ryland Adams]

They have similar facial. Like, I get it, but I think he might have filler. I mean, in the lips. Am I wrong?

[Lizzie Gordon]

He might have filler.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God. Well, okay. I'll show the picture that I'm looking at. Do you not think he has lip injections? Can you screenshot them both?

[Spencer]

We're putting them side by side.

[Ryland Adams]

You've already made it such a big ordeal on the podcast.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We'll find one where Youngblood's mouth is open so that they look a lot alike.

[Ryland Adams]

No, we'll do this. We'll do this for Chris. We'll. We'll send it to Chris after the show.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

And when you said, well, I love Youngblood, I was like, well, I love country music, so take that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay. Okay. Love's a big word.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I do love him, though. I feel like I can't listen to him without it being, like, very. Like, is this compromising my. My nuptial? Like, is this inappropriate?

[Ryland Adams]

How old is he? He looks very young.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I also have toxic thoughts from, like, he and I are young together. I'm pretty sure my ass is older than him, but in my mind, we're, like, the same age. And it's like, he's like, we're, like, young together. Like, I don't even know what that thought is, but it's dark and it's. He's 27. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought he looks like he's 23.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm 10 years older than that motherfucker.

[Ryland Adams]

You're 37.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, I might as well be.

[Ryland Adams]

We're too old to podcast.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I want to die right now. He's only 20. 27. So we are young together.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you know I'm obsessed with country music?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

I am.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it compromising your marriage?

[Ryland Adams]

Not yet.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, thank God.

[Ryland Adams]

Unless Chris Pratt starts singing country. Oh, then I probably shouldn't listen. Imagine my surprise when I find out there's a new Jurassic movie.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And Chris Pratt's not in it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, they're changing it up. I hope they go back to the old formula, because they really were doing some out of pocket that wasn't good for the brand. Did anyone see the last two?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. With Chris Pratt.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So bad.

[Ryland Adams]

So bad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, we're not talking about them. Well, I mean, Chris Pratt. Oh, yeah. With Chris Pratt. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And Bryce Dallas Howard, period. Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Thoughts and prayers.

[Ryland Adams]

I do love ScarJo. Who's gonna be in the new one.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I. I have respect for ScarJo. I'll put respect on her name.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Spencer]

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[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Lizzie now likes Olivia Munn. And I kept and that's probably gonna.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Make you hate me more. Oh, yeah, I like Olivia Munn. I thought she had a great take early on. That was unique and funny about the women going to space.

[Ryland Adams]

And then she which was that it was gluttonous.

[Lizzie Gordon]

She's like, that was her. Is this it's like, no, you right, girl.

[Ryland Adams]

What the Was that justice for those.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Girls Also, not to be this girl, but like, did they go to space?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you think it's like the moon landing never happens?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think it's fake as freak.

[Ryland Adams]

You think our girls would have done that to us?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I wouldn't call any of them ours. No, I, I, I claim Gil King. She's on our team. She's a victim.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. She either deserves an Oscar or they sent that woman to space.

[Lizzie Gordon]

She might not know she didn't go.

[Ryland Adams]

You think they pull the fast one on the talents?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why do you think they picked those people?

[Ryland Adams]

She runs the world. The morning starts with Gail King over on anyone.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's gonna Be those people, like their heads are so far up their own asses, they're never gonna ask any questions. Except for will I get hair and makeup?

[Ryland Adams]

And who's designing the outfit? Yeah, which honestly wouldn't be far off from what I'd be asking either.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I feel like some of the astronauts, like, wash their outfits before the flight and they shrunk up a little bit.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah, we want the. We want everything tight.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I mean, like, they're like bell bottoms were like floods. Like they were waiting for, like a flood to come and they were a little too high rise.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so tell us about your affinity for Olivia Munn.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So Olivia Munn, she just says it how it is. And honestly, I don't think she gives a. And honestly, I like that. And I think she's hot.

[Ryland Adams]

What? Okay, you weren't attracted to her when you went on like a 10 minute rampage about her? What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I honestly don't even remember what I said about it.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't remember what irked you about her either.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I have no idea.

[Ryland Adams]

Isn't that crazy, girls?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, no, I used to hate her. I did. I know I hated her, but about what? I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

See, that's the thing.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like her so much now. I'm like, who? What's to hate?

[Ryland Adams]

Even when we express distaste in somebody on the Internet publicly, we don't mean it. We don't even know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We don't even know what we're talking about.

[Ryland Adams]

Half reading a headline he can't even read. Why did we decide that that you can't read? Oh, because I can't order an Instagram ad efficiently. I don't know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm going to look into the ad said sold out.

[Ryland Adams]

No, it didn't say sold out.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You just told a story where you said there was a green button on it that said out of stock.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I'm going to go. Hold on. Just keep telling us why you like Olivia Munn.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So Olivia Munn went on, this is gonna fall. Had a people interview. No, it's not. Feels good. Oh, it's down. Olivia Munn.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I'm looking.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Olivia Munn had a People interview where she was like, I don't like my kids playing with loud because it's annoying and I'm overstimulated and we only watch real TV in the house. Like, not kids because it's over stimulating and I can't stand it. And honestly, same girl, I can't stand it either. It makes me crazy. And then she goes, my kids won't be watching Ms. Rachel. The only cartoons that they really watch are, like, more adult cartoons, like the Spider man one. But she'll be like, we can watch live action Spider Man.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, Can I tell you why? In stock in all green. Oh, okay. And then you hit visit, and then it's green again, but then it says back order. Right.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's confusing.

[Ryland Adams]

But then why does it say in stock?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Because do you see the confusing message I got you?

[Ryland Adams]

I almost want to respond to the email with this screenshot now. I've enraged all over.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Way to go.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

He's gonna let it go.

[Ryland Adams]

She takes the same stance as you, Mommy wise.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And she also said that she's not gonna around with Ms. Rachel. And honestly, like, I think that's fine. I also feel like she said things. I don't know if she said this, but, like, people forget that, like, New age kid is meant to, like, hook your child and to watch it in a way where they're not engaged, but they're just sitting there sort of zombified for a long period of time. And if you are. If you have enough restraint as a parent to, like, not fall into that trap of, like, oh, my kids entertained for, like, hours. I'm gonna let them just be entertained for hours. But you can, like, take it away after, like, 10 minutes. Good for you. You're a good parent. Like, like, whatever.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, I'm not mom shaming anybody that has to do whatever they have to do.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm not either. Like, I. Like, I will. Literally. My kid sits in front of planet Earth sometimes. Like, it is what it is.

[Spencer]

Right?

[Lizzie Gordon]

He's seen most of hacks.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I couldn't even sit through that. How has he seen it? How is that grabbing his attention?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Nurses and I watch hacks while he nurses.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm sorry. That was nasty. I. I really liked. I don't know if it might be a me problem where I'm just, like, not engaged in scripted television right now. I keep trying.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's nothing really that good.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like they got lost in the words. And I was like, I can't. Kept trying that episode, like, four times. And I was like, I just can't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That one was a little bit.

[Ryland Adams]

I can't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And then I fear, like, I'm missing a story plot line.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know that I skip ahead.

[Ryland Adams]

And then it's like, I can't go back to that because I can't even fathom.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I can't. I've lost the plot of hacks to be completely honest with you.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's like they like each other. They don't. They like each other. They don't. They like each other. They don't. One kind of looks like me. One don't. And so that's how I feel about it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so now you just want to flick Olivia's bean?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like it when she grabs on my. Something about her makes me into a fiend. Don't talk about Young blood on this channel. Chris. Bleep it all. Bleep all of it. Bleep his name through the whole thing.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't, Marge.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do it.

[Ryland Adams]

Hey, I know you're here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Hey. Don't talk to my mother in law like that. Don't. So after that happened, after Olivia Munn went online and was like, I'm not down with Ms. Rachel. She got death threats and People magazine had to pull down the article.

[Spencer]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And you just let me go on here and say that.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, well, I think it's a very sensitive issue because I, like, every parent just has to do what every parent has to do. And we have to stop being offended by one parent not agreeing with what another parent does. Unless. Yeah, like, you know, in a general.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sense of the term, I think I wish we could all just agree to be like, what I say is what my household does. And whatever you do in your household, I don't fucking care, dude.

[Ryland Adams]

Works for you guys.

[Lizzie Gordon]

As long as your kid's not, like, doing Nefarious out in the world, you're killing it. Even if they are, you probably did a good job.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, well, you're feeling empathy for a lot of these people. Your next title is Poor Megan.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I didn't mean it.

[Ryland Adams]

Can't catch a break.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This is super old, too, anyways, but Megan Merkel, for some reason, and I didn't look at it. What is it?

[Ryland Adams]

She literally wrote it. Megan Merkel.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What is her name?

[Ryland Adams]

M U R K E L. This is. Is like, how I know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Is it Markwell? Markle? Meghan Markle. She's actually a Sussex now. She took her husband's last name because, like, there's just something so special when you have someone's children that you all pick this new name because you're a family together. So you don't know this about me, but I'm actually Megan Sussex now. That's how she told it to Mindy Kaling.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, he is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I was never gonna say that. On the Internet. You are constantly.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, the last name or that that's Billy's last name.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, that I was never gonna say Billy's name ever. And then you said it a bunch.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And now. And now you're saying you're the one.

[Ryland Adams]

That said it the first time.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. Okay. I was two weeks postpartum.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't. I was begging.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I am a victim of my own circumstance.

[Ryland Adams]

I was having sip aversions and I was. I was feeling the sympathy of Lizzie's birth and I was like, I need a break. I need a month. But what do they call those?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Maternity leave.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, I needed a maternity leave for your pregnancy, and you didn't allow that for me. And I, quite frankly, resentful of it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well, we'll get one this year.

[Ryland Adams]

You will?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, because he's. She's coming at Christmas. We always take Christmas off, right?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. I was just wondering if you really think he's a boy.

[Spencer]

Because you had that slip.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's because I have a son.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And he's my favorite child.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

For now. Forever. I told him that before and after. You're my favorite forever.

[Ryland Adams]

You can't say that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Don't tell the other one.

[Ryland Adams]

If it's a girl, you're gonna feel like a special affinity.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think she's just gonna be a rage filled bitch like her mother, but in like a good way. Like, she's gonna be super smart, she's gonna be really fun, she's gonna be really funny, but she's gonna be me. Like, I feel her inside right now being like, let's burn it down. She literally is the basilisk voice.

[Ryland Adams]

Kill this.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Taught him.

[Ryland Adams]

Let it rip.

[Chris]

Tear.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so what was Mergle up to?

[Lizzie Gordon]

For some reason, she just posted a video of her, like, last pregnancy when she's in the labor and delivery room. And it's like, megan, what kind of attention did you need with this post? And so many people are like, actually, you know what? I like her for this. But it's like.

[Ryland Adams]

Like you didn't relate to it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

She's doing the pregnant for way too long. Did you mama turn it up if she's your baby mama? And she's like, just. I think. You know what? Honestly, this might just maybe being hot mom shaming again. I'm the problem. I'm upset. I can't drop it low. Drop it down.

[Ryland Adams]

When I was. I like, clicked to browse the articles that Lizzie put in the document and I literally added, like, they look like a cute family to me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Like, everyone else liked it. I think, honestly, I hate it because her arms are toned.

[Ryland Adams]

If they. If they weren't who they are. You'd see this family at the beach and you'd be like, oh, they're a cute family.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. I actually. Literally, I have a real ick for, like, that song.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

For a way too long.

[Ryland Adams]

She didn't write it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't care about the people who use it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. What's the zebra meme I've been seeing everywhere, bro?

[Lizzie Gordon]

A zebra escaped and lived his best life.

[Ryland Adams]

Why couldn't they just leave him? Escaped.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryland Adams]

Did he want to be escaped?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Obviously, he escaped. He escaped. Oh. And he was out in Tennessee, just living his life during Country Music Fest, fucking hitting up the honky tonks, having a great old time. And then he got airlifted out of his joy and back into his prison.

[Ryland Adams]

This really tickled all the women that.

[Spencer]

I follow on Instagram. All of you.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think all of us feel like we've been airlifted back to our prisons. I think that's probably why.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, you're running to Target and the husband are airlifting you back.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I told Joe, I was like, the second we wean this, I am leaving town for days.

[Ryland Adams]

And I offered. I said, okay, girl, you and I, we're just going to go stay at a local hotel. We're going to hit the spot. I first offered Disneyland, and she was like, that's too much on me. And I said, okay, we'll just rot at the pool and get a massage. Even though I'm.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You don't like being massaged?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, it's not that I don't like being massaged.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You're just going to get hard.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm going to get hard. I hate that for me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why don't you just not.

[Ryland Adams]

Why can't I just be like all the other men in the world that, like. Like, can't get hard?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Why don't you just get hard and.

[Ryland Adams]

Be like, whatever it feels assaulting.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You could get hard to be like, I'm really sorry. And then close your eyes.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, it's like, what do you do? Do you call it out? Do you not call it out?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, pardon me.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry. I have great circulation. I go to yoga at least three times a week.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Could you tuck it up into, like, a jock strap? Like, is there a way you could just keep it covered?

[Ryland Adams]

Taking off my jock strap because it might get hard.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I. I don't want to get hard in front of you.

[Ryland Adams]

And honestly, the gender doesn't matter. It could be for a guy or a girl and both feel, like, problematic for my marriage. You know what I mean?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, I don't think it's like, can you imagine?

[Ryland Adams]

They go on tick tock and they're like. So I was giving Ryland Adams a massage and he got hard and it's like, oh, God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And that's the rub. That was a callback.

[Ryland Adams]

So, like, that's the problem.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The lore?

[Ryland Adams]

No. Okay, so JoJo and Miley are feuding. You know, Jojo's like, idol is Miley Cyrus.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, of course I know.

[Ryland Adams]

And so have you done something similar that will make JoJo feel offended?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I'm just obsessed with JoJo. If JoJo goes missing, I did it. You heard it here first, folks. I hate hot moms and I kidnap JoJo Siwa and Ms. Rachel. Sound off in the comments below if you want to support me publicly. Is this a bad week? Should we just not post this? Because honestly, I feel a little bit like that zebra running free. And the second this goes live, I'm just like, they're backed back into the catacombs of hell. I'm not reading the comments, so have fun. Rip me to shreds.

[Ryland Adams]

Kill.

[Lizzie Gordon]

This time it's fine. What were we talking about? JoJo and Miley. Miley did some pride. Oh, and she, like, made a joke where she, like, came out of a closet. She's like, I gotta go get JoJo back out of there. And that's what she said. Chris Laughing hurt JoJo's feelings.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's nasty.

[Ryland Adams]

And so JoJo was offended by it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

JoJo was offended by it. She was like, I know. She was just making a joke because JoJo went on her Instagram and posted the saddest thing. Like Jojo with Miley. Oh, Jojo dresses like Miley, like every year for Halloween since she was 2, has every birthday is themed Miley Cyrus theme. Little plates with Hannah Montana's face on it and two year old JoJo's loving it.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you think Miley was trying to be nasty?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I don't. So JoJo hit up Miley and was like, ouch. And Miley was like, it's all love. And that was all she said. And then JoJo took to Instagram and was like, she said it's all love. I know she, like, made a joke, but, like, it wasn't very funny, even though crispy stations laughed at it, which hurt my feelings also, exponentially. He's also a gay icon. Wow.

[Shane]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

So she was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

She didn't say any of that. I made that up.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris. I know.

[James]

But it was so nice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, you're welcome.

[Ryland Adams]

The association at all.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Period.

[Ryland Adams]

Very nice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then she also was like, you know what I've learned about love is that it's like a rainbow or something.

[Ryland Adams]

For JoJo's biggest fan. You really haven't done that recently?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I die. You know what I mean? Because I've also, like, been JoJo overdosed. I'm getting so much content of JoJo and Chris that I'm like, she texted.

[Ryland Adams]

Me the other night. They're picking each other's sits publicly.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They are. It's a lot. It's a lot because it's like, I love her and I'm just like.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I think you're just mourning the. The temporary loss. I know, it's fluid.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I don't give a fuck about her gender or her sexuality. I give a. About her gender. No, I'm just kidding. I don't give a about her gender or her sexuality. I think she's cool as, right? I can't handle the amount of PDA that they are shoving down my throat on social media. Like, the amount of, like, times I've seen her. And I'm just thinking, did she just suck his dick? She just suck his dick, like, right now. Like, it's too much for me.

[Ryland Adams]

That's like, Love Island.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm like, is she naked in his bed, bro? Like, why do I know she's naked in his bed, dude? He wearing a fucking wig. Why is he wearing a wig?

[Ryland Adams]

Nobody can shut up about Love Island. So I finally was like, all right, Shane, let's just shut up and try Love island, okay? And I get through the first five minutes and this is a fucking full.

[Spencer]

Blown porn, you freaks.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, what? They're all just wearing nothing and all maybe gay as well. And it's just like, what am I watching?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think Jojo's boyfriend came from Love Island.

[Ryland Adams]

That interesting.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Am I wrong about that? I'm probably wrong about that. And we'll never know because I'm not reading comments right now.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Sad.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, well, let's try these Selena Gomez Oreos. I've been edging to try these for weeks.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay.

[Spencer]

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[Ryland Adams]

Five hundred for weeks and weeks.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What's the deal with them? Oh, girl. I mean, pee.

[Ryland Adams]

It's a celebrity collab. Selena Gomez.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, but what's the collab?

[Ryland Adams]

Selena Gomez.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I know, but like, what's the collab?

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want to see if you could put your phone on here to record you correct?

[James]

Chris. Chris Hughes was a contestant on the reality show Love Island.

[Ryland Adams]

US or uk?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Uk. He's English.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. I'm assuming the UK is probably even more porno ish. Here, give Chris the brand new one. Here, we can turn this off again.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So cold. I.

[Ryland Adams]

I have been waiting.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We don't have any milk.

[Ryland Adams]

I just watched Chris so sadly try to. It didn't latch anywhere and he just followed it all the way down like a sad man. Do you have a pop socket on your phone?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, is that okay?

[Lizzie Gordon]

But you can't turn the HDR off my phone.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, that's enraging.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, we've got the Selena Gomez Oreos.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You know, we don't got. We don't got milk for these cookies.

[Ryland Adams]

If you wanted to go get Chris's camera and milk, you could.

[Lizzie Gordon]

You're crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, we never could. Okay, so the back, it's a chocolate cinnamon flavored cookie with chocolate and cinnamon flavor cream. Sweetened condensed milk flavor cream with cinnamon inclusions. So when I sat and watched Shane and Spencer try these yesterday, they were saying it's like, like a chocolate.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't ruin it for us. Let's go and let's go and clean virgin ears.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so right now I'm gonna cut to them trying it in the car yesterday. Okay. Shane couldn't help himself, but I know Chris already got them, so I'm gonna wait. But I thought I would get their review. They're really good. Really?

[Shane]

They actually are really good.

[Ryland Adams]

These are pretty good. What is it?

[Shane]

It's like cinnamon sugar, which is like, my favorite combo.

[Chris]

And chocolate.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane]

The cream is like a patty of normal cream and then about, like, cinnamon cream.

[Chris]

That makes a chocolate dipped Teddy Graham.

[Ryland Adams]

Let me smell it.

[Shane]

Yes, that's exactly what it tastes like.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The chocolate.

[Shane]

Teddy Graham.

[Chris]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

That's literally what it smells like, too.

[Chris]

Oh, wow, wow, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Aren't you guys lucky?

[Shane]

I'm gonna be, like, her signature.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, wow. And it's showing head. Wow. Creative marketing. Because she's a singer there inside of the headphones.

[Chris]

Oh, right, right.

[Shane]

And everyone's favorite hit song of hers.

[Ryland Adams]

Is Can't Keep My Hands to Myself.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I mean, I could, but why would I want to?

[Ryland Adams]

Shane also got the twisted queso.

[Chris]

These are insane.

[Ryland Adams]

These are insane.

[Chris]

Back to back with the chocolate.

[Ryland Adams]

It's good.

[Shane]

Damn, those are.

[Chris]

Oh, my God. I feel like I'm 9 years old and I'm at the pool and I just swam up and my hands are wet. You know what I mean?

[Ryland Adams]

And you're like, mom, bring it to me.

[Chris]

Yes.

[Shane]

Yes. You still have, like, big goggles on.

[Ryland Adams]

Delicious. And we're back.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Okay, that was a little too wizardy for me. From you. The.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. Can you believe what they thought?

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The energy in your little wrist killed me.

[Ryland Adams]

That's like you just called me.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think I did. I think I definitely did.

[Ryland Adams]

Now, do you like Oreos?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I would like an Oreo with some milk. Okay, we're in.

[Ryland Adams]

Let's smell.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, they kind of smell like Christmas.

[Ryland Adams]

I really. Wow.

[James]

Oh, I love the smell.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it smells so good.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, it's a musical note. I was like, what are these drips?

[James]

I love.

[Ryland Adams]

Take your bite. Just take your microwave so we don't piss off the people.

[James]

I love cinnamon stuff in general. Are these headphones or music?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Different.

[Ryland Adams]

Mine's like a flaming heart. Oh, I was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Music note and.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, is that what this is? No, there's lots of different. So flaming. And I think Summer signed with her signature.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What's her last name? Gomez. O. That's.

[James]

Oh, this one says Selena. I don't know. Something.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you guys normally, like, peel off?

[James]

Smart.

[Ryland Adams]

Break apart your Oreos or just take a full bite?

[James]

I switch it up personally.

[Ryland Adams]

Me too. Do you hate it?

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's pumpkin spice adjacent.

[James]

Oh, and I love pumpkin Spice. This is very. For me.

[Ryland Adams]

You're ruining it. Calling it pumpkin spice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's pumpkin spice adjacent.

[Ryland Adams]

If I close my eyes, it is pumpkin spice.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. It tastes less like farts than pumpkin spice. Does pumpkin spice has a little fart aftertaste? This does not.

[James]

Is it all the cinnamony, like, spicy flavor?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't hate it. I don't like it. I don't even need to finish this one. And usually when I have an Oreo, it's like, I'll have five.

[Ryland Adams]

I do prefer just the original.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. But I think it's good.

[Ryland Adams]

I would eat three.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah. I think they're enjoyable for Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. I like it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I love it. How many did you just put in your mouth?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. Who's to say? Wait, you can put multiple in your mouth.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Look at his mouth. He's like. He's like Gus, Gus Cinderella right now.

[Ryland Adams]

He has a small mouth.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. This guy said he could take six dicks. I think he could probably fit a pretty penny of Oreos.

[Ryland Adams]

I've never tried to eat two Oreos at a time.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Should you? Right now? That sounded like a challenge.

[Ryland Adams]

I am also curious. What? Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, just a cookie.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, one came with just a cookie.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh. Or it's residual from yesterday.

[Ryland Adams]

I was doing something wacky last night.

[James]

I. I love these Oreos.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yes. What?

[Ryland Adams]

That's her fandom.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Selenators Salon letters. Go talking to your mic, My sweet girl.

[Ryland Adams]

So I'm eating. I'm, you know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm eating. I'm parenting.

[James]

I wasn't sure what it said. I was like, selena Tor. I was like.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you have anything to tell the class friends?

[James]

Yeah, not really. These are delicious.

[Ryland Adams]

What's happening on the last week of Pride?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh. Oh, my God. It's never gonna end.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Whoa.

[Ryland Adams]

Although, every time Lizzie gets me, I, like, create fake fights with Lizzie in our text messages during Pride. She doesn't respond to me fast enough. I'm like, it's Pride. Can't you just forgive me? It's pride, and I have a spider.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Bite coming from the guy who has me on mute.

[James]

I do have a crazy Pride story. Oh, I think I shared some of it.

[Ryland Adams]

You told me. But, yeah, not publicly.

[James]

But not Lizzie. I don't think I want to know. So the long story short is my boyfriend choked out someone at Pride. That's the long story short.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm gonna need more than that. Was it one of those moms giving out hugs and he was like, what the fuckage? On me? I Don't want your hugs. I got my own mom. Was that it?

[Ryland Adams]

Kind of.

[James]

No, no, no, no. Not kind of. The full story is that this, like, psycho guy apparently had been harassing this couple, these two women, and he ended up, like, hitting on one of them, and she was like, this is my girlfriend. I'm into women. And he, likes, punched the girlfriend in the face really hard, like, calling her bro, too. I don't know, but.

[Lizzie Gordon]

But I might know him.

[Ryland Adams]

But this man.

[James]

Man punched a woman in the face, and then, like, a fight kind of broke out between, like. Like, a smaller woman and this man and who's fucking psycho. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Was he there to, like, just hope the girls, like, the F Hags were there?

[James]

I don't.

[Ryland Adams]

Or is that a word you're not allowed to say anymore? Even though I'm gay?

[James]

Who's to say?

[Ryland Adams]

You know what I'm talking about?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I do.

[James]

Hold on.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Where were the police?

[James]

Not there yet. So people started noticing. My boyfriend, along with other people, ran in and kind of celebrities the grand marshals of Pride. And my boyfriend ran in to break up the fight, who we met. It was a whole thing. And he grabbed the guy and started choking him out. And he was a little. He drank a little bit, and he was like, you hit a girl, bro? It was, like, choking up the guard. I was like, oh, no, you're here.

[Lizzie Gordon]

As he should, though.

[James]

But also scary.

[Ryland Adams]

But also.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, there's nothing scary about that. That's all justice.

[James]

And then there's, like, a bunch of people, like, pulling out phones on him, and he's not out. There's like. I'm like, there's many layers to this. That worried me.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris goes viral for standing there. Well.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Well.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[James]

So he was doing that. One of the grand marshals of Pride, who were Trino and Adam. I don't know if you know them, but I love them. They were the sweetest people ever. They were, like, also jumping in and, like, it was a whole. And then I, like, checked on the girl who was punched, and I'm like, are you okay? She's like, I'm okay. And it was so crazy. And then finally, my boyfriend throws the guy on the floor and that we. I think that's it. And the guy goes to leave, but then another guy out of nowhere pops up and hits him in the back of the head with a skateboard so hard that blood hits the floor. And then I'm like, oh, my God. And then ambulance and police show up and interrogate everyone. It was like, I've been to so many prides in my life and never has anything like this happened. It was so crazy. But yeah, that's my story.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Jesus Christ. That's so fucked up.

[James]

It was really messed up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I like that your boyfriend jumped in.

[James]

Yeah, he's good like that. And in those situations, he acts really well. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. He'll protect you.

[Chris]

Yes.

[James]

He's my security guard.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Just like that. Well. What?

[Lizzie Gordon]

First the F Hags, now this.

[Ryland Adams]

And just like that. I can't quote Sex in the City, a show I've never seen.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Lens Pride. Let me be me. That's gonna be my new thing. It's pride. Let me be me.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, yesterday I've already told Lizzy, but I don't know why I'm acting so dramatic about this. We're not going to try food because yesterday I went to stop by the Seleners. I mean, we did. Yes, we did. But.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What? You're explaining the next clip.

[Ryland Adams]

Yes, because I am adding a food clip, but it was because yesterday I took my husband. Taking.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I'm moving it further away from.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought you were. Compare. Yesterday we were. I was driving my husband through to get a Diet Coke and he's. This line is way too long. So then he went inside and of course it's my husband. So he came out with a bunch of food and I was like, well, if I'm gonna eat all this food, I might as well film it because I had my vlog camera. So I just filmed it. So. And I thought, lizzie's not gonna want to go eat a ton of fast food in her unhappy state in her un. What would you call your state of mind?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, yeah, food is bad.

[Ryland Adams]

So are you mad? Blink if you're mad.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm literally livid. The air is still on.

[Spencer]

Oh, the air.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It's never been off.

[Ryland Adams]

It has.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What are you clicking? What are you. You've clicked it five times on camera performatively, and it's never been off.

[Ryland Adams]

No, it is, but it gets hot immediately after it's off. Off.

[Lizzie Gordon]

So that I keep turning it back on. You keep sneaking it back on.

[Ryland Adams]

I thought I was saving Elizabeth, but if she's mad, she can bl.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Oh, God damn it.

[Ryland Adams]

What? You're hot.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I didn't. Mic bumped into my ear thing again, and it's a sound that makes me want to quit this job.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you upset?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No. I would like a Quarter Pounder, but I shouldn't have one.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want to go eat anyway?

[Lizzie Gordon]

What are we going to eat?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I don't want to go eat, but if you want to go eat.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I could eat, but I don't know what I could eat. I don't know what it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, this is getting too long. I don't even know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I do want to go to aerie and get. And try on their leggings because, like, all. I don't know if can tell. All my leggings look like they have termites.

[Ryland Adams]

I hate them all. I mean, okay. I feel like this. It's a Saturday, you guys. Give us grace. Give us grace. We're filming early because tomorrow's Father's Day, so Lizzy wants to chill out. And then Monday, Sunday, Father's Day.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Right? And then Monday. Don't say what it is. It's a secret.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you kidding me?

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I'm not kidding you. We're very private people.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. It's a celebration at Elizabeth's house.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, it's not. I don't. Don't do this to me. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Weird. Okay. Lizzie requested to film early this week, and I was like, yes, she always bends over backwards to film for me. But that's why I was like, I also don't want to be working all day on a Saturday. Which is why when Shane brought up food yesterday, I was like, just fucking film it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Feed me.

[Ryland Adams]

Just feed me and film it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Feed me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you guys, I hope you have a wonderful, fabulous life. I really do.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I do, too. Unless you're a hot mom.

[Ryland Adams]

And if you're a hot.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Just kidding. I hope I. You are having a fabulous life. I already know you are. That's why I don't have to hope for it. I don't think too. I think they're happy.

[Ryland Adams]

You do?

[Lizzie Gordon]

Yeah, I got a feeling.

[Ryland Adams]

I think they're selling it well on the Instagram.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's not. I'm not seeing them on Instagram. I'm seeing them in the wild.

[Ryland Adams]

You see hot moms just in the.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Wild frolicking like they're like free range. Free range fairy moments.

[Ryland Adams]

Letting them out of the.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They're prancing in their aloe. It's like, did they adopt those kids? Because it doesn't look like they carried them because where's all their folds?

[Ryland Adams]

They probably don't.

[Lizzie Gordon]

No, I think they did.

[Ryland Adams]

You do.

[Lizzie Gordon]

They just don't look like Zoidberg naked like I do.

[Ryland Adams]

How can they avoid stretch. What are we doing?

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know. Is there a weird thing going on in my armpit, though? What is that? Is that a rash? Is that. Is that ringworm? Do I have ringworm. Is that ringworm? Is that what it looks like? Should we ask?

[Ryland Adams]

No. Ringworm looks like.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What is this if not ringworm?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I don't have ringworm right now.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What? You have ringworm regularly?

[Ryland Adams]

Well, yeah. Hot yoga really is a.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And you just sit on this couch covered in your butt. Splooge. And giving us ringworm all the time.

[Ryland Adams]

Have it. I don't have it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Do we start our own podcast and cancel him?

[Ryland Adams]

Fine.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The let's call our reunion ringworm right now.

[Ryland Adams]

The amount of body rashes you've had.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I've never had ringworm before, but if I have it now, it's definitely from you.

[Ryland Adams]

You're welcome.

[Lizzie Gordon]

What? What?

[Ryland Adams]

You have a boy. It's gonna happen.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know that that's true. Have you had ringworm, Chris? Chris hasn't had ringworm.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Crazy. Crazy. Good God.

[Ryland Adams]

What is this anymore?

[Lizzie Gordon]

The sip.

[Chris]

That was.

[Lizzie Gordon]

It was good. Use it. Listen, you said we could do this from bed and then you put me on this fucking couch.

[Ryland Adams]

I've already explained. That's before I realized that we record during my one baby's nap a day.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I'm done with your kids. Sleeping. Wake them up.

[Ryland Adams]

When do we stop that? I'm gonna keep it as long as they will. As long as they'll sleep 12 to 2. It's staying period. And that just is what it is. What it is what it is.

[Lizzie Gordon]

And then it's gonna be in your house. That's fine. Then it's gonna be nefarious on these streets.

[Ryland Adams]

It's gonna be quiet time. Where we all just go in our rooms and we shut the up.

[Lizzie Gordon]

We read it to a punch.

[Ryland Adams]

Use your imagination. For an hour at least.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Play with these scissors. Cut your own.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, dad, no, but cutting 20 nails is quite a feat.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Here, play with these clippers. Trim your nails.

[Ryland Adams]

Imagine 20 of them.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I can. Because that is my future.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, Goodbye you guys.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Goodbye.

[Spencer]

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[Ryland Adams]

Hello you guys. Okay, well, I'm going to have to turn the car around. I know how annoying this is right now. I have to.

[Chris]

You're already parked in like a hazard.

[Ryland Adams]

Can you just hold it for one second?

[Chris]

Okay. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just going to turn this around.

[Chris]

I'm holding on to everything like my life and we're.

[Ryland Adams]

This was not planned, so.

[Chris]

Thank you, spirit. See, Spencer swoops in with that finger grip. This is just like when everything's falling apart. He just swoops in and just.

[Ryland Adams]

This is spur of the moment shit.

[Chris]

My diet Coke's flying everywhere.

[Ryland Adams]

No, it's not.

[Chris]

You're re parking in the hazard area.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I got the. Just. No, I got the real spa.

[Chris]

Okay. I have a s' mores mcflurry melting on my lap.

[Ryland Adams]

What are you doing parking in the parking spot, girlfriend.

[Chris]

This is not a parking spot. Yes, it is.

[Ryland Adams]

What are you talking about?

[Chris]

Okay, sorry. Yeah, I'm wrong.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so Elizabeth is having food aversions to everything and we're already out in the world. And we stopped at McDonald's to get a diet coke. And Shane was like, well, I'll just go in because the line's super long. Am I in frame? I just can't see.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I don't know.

[Chris]

Yeah, you are.

[Ryland Adams]

So Shane was like, I'll just go in to get the diet Coke because the drive thru line was long. It was taking like a very long time. Huh, Spencer?

[Shane]

It took a while to be honest.

[Chris]

And then it was a slow. Well, it would listen. The machine was confusing and it was a lot.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you ordered from the kitchen and.

[Chris]

This guy was being mean to the girl that worked there. And I wanted to cry.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want to tell us what else happened to you in there?

[Chris]

Yeah. I went to the bathroom and there was a lock.

[Ryland Adams]

Tick tock.

[Shane]

There was a log in the bathroom.

[Chris]

There was a lock. And then when I got in there, I thought it was a solo bathroom and I was humming. And then I realized there was somebody taking a debunk bunk.

[Shane]

There was a log.

[Ryland Adams]

So while this was taking so long.

[Chris]

We s' mores McFlurry. I haven't had a new McFlurry in years.

[Ryland Adams]

Spencer and I were looking on the branding while we were waiting for three hours and we were like, we wish we would have got that.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Wow.

[Shane]

It's got like lucky charm bits in it or something.

[Chris]

Oh, that's a marshmallow. I was wondering how they were gonna do that.

[Ryland Adams]

They are Lucky charms marshmallows.

[Shane]

It's like off brand Lucky Charms.

[Ryland Adams]

We can't see you, Spencer. Oh yeah. That's bitter.

[Shane]

It's okay.

[Chris]

I'm not a s' mores person. I know that's like a controversial opinion. I will say those Selena Gomez Oreos give her all the money. I know. She's a billionaire. Give her more.

[Ryland Adams]

They really give her more.

[Chris]

You know, that's what you guys want for the billionaires, right? Give them more.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. I like it. Do you want more of this?

[Shane]

I'm all good.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you. I'll put it here for now. So what else are you treating with? No, I gotta make flopped.

[Chris]

Well, Spencer asked, I was like, do you want anything? And he was like, well, the. The snack wrap. And I was like, oh, I didn't know the snack wrap was back. Well, I walked in, I was like, do you guys have a snack? Because it wasn't on the thing on the screen. And then a guy working there, that's so sweet. He goes, we don't have it. And I was just like, how do you not have it? What do you guys do? What are you for looking.

[Ryland Adams]

Looking at? I'm just watching you.

[Chris]

I don't know. You guys clocked that, right? You were like looking at my mouth. Are you trying to kiss me right now?

[Ryland Adams]

Should I give Spencer a second?

[Chris]

Cam, Spencer, Cam. Okay, how am I gonna mount this? This was just like more for me. Like, I mean, you guys can have some, but I just got a little cute little small fry. I was just in the mood. Okay, there we go. You're copping for me. Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

So the Spencer's ankle, you can put Your angle, however you'd like.

[Shane]

It's all right for right now. It's better up high than down low.

[Ryland Adams]

A McDonald's fry I have not tried.

[Shane]

Oh, I haven't tried these either.

[Chris]

Oh, the McCrispy strippies.

[Ryland Adams]

The reason I didn't try them is honestly because we went in there when they were promoting it, and it was like they were celebrating with chickens everywhere.

[Shane]

Oh, yeah, that's right.

[Chris]

Specifically baby chickens.

[Ryland Adams]

These are fresh.

[Chris]

They are fresh to death. And this is new. It's the creamy Chili MC Strip dip.

[Ryland Adams]

They're good.

[Chris]

Just like Lizzie has aversions. I'm having sound aversions. All right, let's open up those strippies.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, there's three.

[Shane]

Oh, interesting.

[Chris]

Okay, they're long. They're thin there.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. Oh, I'll eat that one. Don't worry about it.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Where did it go?

[Ryland Adams]

I'll eat the one.

[Chris]

Don't worry.

[Lizzie Gordon]

There's a hair on it.

[Chris]

This is not the good thing about.

[Shane]

Never using this car. Is that nothing on here?

[Chris]

You are not eating that one. Share that one with me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, we'll share this.

[Shane]

You guys need a lady in the trampet?

[Chris]

Yes. Well, I need to be on my side.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, you don't want to try it without sauce first.

[Chris]

Oh, it feels. Feels frozen. Recently frozen, right?

[Ryland Adams]

It's not looking great.

[Chris]

Okay, I think we both dip and then we.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoa, whoa. How do you know how much dip? I don't want that much dip.

[Chris]

Come on.

[Shane]

It tastes like frozen dinner.

[Chris]

It's so sweet that they pre chewed it for us. Like, I know that some people don't have teeth, and they have. They were really thinking about it.

[Ryland Adams]

Why so greasy?

[Chris]

What the hell? Why did they do this?

[Shane]

There's nothing crispy about this at all.

[Chris]

At. At all. They should call them Mc Soggies.

[Ryland Adams]

Literally.

[Shane]

McChicken is like, crispier, and we got a spice.

[Chris]

This is a Spicy Deluxe. I don't know.

[Lizzie Gordon]

The.

[Chris]

The picture of it was insane.

[Ryland Adams]

Do you have. Do we have a knife?

[Chris]

We have sturdy spoons.

[Ryland Adams]

A spicy McChicken. Oh, no. Spicy deluxe. McCrispy.

[Chris]

And, like, I'm just. Okay. But I need to give this sauce her moment because I didn't really give her that moment.

[Shane]

I like the sauce.

[Chris]

I think I just broke my tooth on a fry. Right? That's not good. Oh, my God. It's my karma for just.

[Shane]

I'm gonna run and grab one.

[Chris]

A tooth?

[Shane]

Yeah, I think they have extras in there.

[Chris]

There was some on the ground in there. Definitely some.

[Ryland Adams]

You want to check out what's going on in there? The scene. Yeah.

[Chris]

Oh, check out the scene. Tell that girl that she's a sweetie.

[Ryland Adams]

I guess I will take one.

[Chris]

So mean to her. He goes, I don't want to get into it. This is my McDonald's. I want to cause drama, which isn't your McDonald's. You're right. This is not my McDonald's. Why'd I say that?

[Ryland Adams]

He likes the one that's independently franchised. He thinks the Diet Coke is crispier.

[Chris]

The Daikoku is not bad. It's just not. You guys get it. Okay. It is good. Try it.

[Ryland Adams]

I already did.

[Chris]

Really? I didn't even catch that.

[Ryland Adams]

They did.

[Chris]

Wait, what other sauces did I get? Have you ever had a fry dipped in tangy bbq? I know, I know. You're gonna say, ew, that's disgusting. And then you're gonna try it and just like everything else, you're gonna say, creamy chili.

[Ryland Adams]

A new sauce.

[Chris]

Hi. Where have you been?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't really. I'm not like a sauce sauce queen.

[Chris]

That's crazy. I'm a sauce king.

[Ryland Adams]

I know.

[Chris]

I'm the sauce. What's bigger than a king? The sauce got. No, I would never. Blasphemy. Get into that tangy bbq. Give it a moment.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoa.

[Shane]

Right?

[Chris]

No, don't do that.

[Ryland Adams]

I got food sick on a barbecue pizza once in eighth grade, and it's. I've really never recovered.

[Chris]

Food sick.

[Ryland Adams]

Food poisoning. Did I say food sick?

[Chris]

I got food poisoning, Mommy. I got food sick, mama.

[Ryland Adams]

So bad. To the point that I, like, couldn't move without feeling like I was dying for like, a day and a half.

[Chris]

That's when you know it was good.

[Shane]

There's really a scene in there. Jesus.

[Chris]

Right?

[Shane]

Those kids are scary.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Chris]

Kids these days are scary. They were crazy. And the friend of the kid that was being crazy was like, do not act crazy in here. We're in public. And I was like, I gotta get out of here.

[Shane]

Such a type of friend. It was so scary. Yo, let's ask, bro. Let's ask, bro, bro if we can have more of that. Let's ask, bro, if we can have more sauce. Can we have more sauce?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

The brioche, bro, is a woman who is so sweet and abused in that place.

[Shane]

Yeah, she was kind of.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Backing up back at the line.

[Chris]

My heart. Okay, she was definitely new. Wow, look at you. You're so good at separating.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I've done this a lot on this channel, so. You have? Have.

[Chris]

You really are a food expert. That's crazy that you're the food expert in this relationship.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoa. This already? Wow. It's, like, dripping in sauce. Oh, gosh.

[Chris]

Is that just a. No, it's a different sauce. Wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Chris]

I miss going in one bite.

[Ryland Adams]

Really?

[Shane]

I got a big mouth, period.

[Chris]

All right.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Merch.

[Shane]

I got a big mouth. That sounds like I talk a lot of.

[Chris]

And the worst merch ever. This chicken won't pull apart. Oh, no. Okay. All right. Oh, God.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Chris]

Oh, my tomato fell. Hold on.

[Ryland Adams]

The. I've hidden for me this. But the sauce is really nice. The chicken could use some. It's no chick fil a in the chicken department. Yeah, but the bun and the sauce are really good.

[Chris]

And, like, dipping it in this other sauce and, like, having a moment is pretty crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, it's a really nice hot sauce. I think they should.

[Chris]

And then dipping it in the tangy BBQ and having another moment. A sequel. It's crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

You weren't with us for this, but I was talking about how Shane's a feeder and he just.

[Chris]

We talked about this on the last episode of the podcast.

[Shane]

Oh, a recurring feed.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, we were just talking about. We were filming something else before this, and we were talking about it, and I was like, because he can't just go somewhere and not get a bunch of stuff, and then I'm the one that ends up eating it. This is exactly what I'm talking about. Like, we were running here to get him a Diet Coke, and before those.

[Shane]

People came back with a bag of Doritos and Oreos.

[Chris]

Here's the thing. I'm happy. I'm having fun.

[Shane]

I'm not against it. I'm not. Well, my grandpa used to do stuff like that all the time.

[Ryland Adams]

The sauce on this spicy McChicken is the best sauce that they have.

[Shane]

Is it the same sauce?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think so. You're gonna have the last one, Spencer.

[Shane]

Thanks. I will say, there was my rep at my best friend growing up in high school, Noah. I'd go to his, like, you know, you go to, like, a friend's house for dinner or something. They're always like, spencer eats everything. It's not gonna be like leftovers. They'd be like, come on, Spencer.

[Ryland Adams]

That everyone.

[Shane]

The whole time, they'd be like, eat it, eat it. And I'd be like, all right, Spencer. And I wonder where my food issues came from. Shout out to Noah.

[Chris]

Spencer eats everything is a good title for something.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. Your live stream on.

[Chris]

Except don't say the P word.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry. Sorry, girls.

[Lizzie Gordon]

Mute it.

[Chris]

Mute it bleep it.

[Ryland Adams]

Bleep it.

[Chris]

Spencer's starting in Only Fans. You guys wouldn't complain about that.

[Shane]

Spencer eats everything.

[Chris]

My.

[Shane]

There is a guy in Only Fans who sandwiches.

[Chris]

I've seen that.

[Ryland Adams]

What? You've seen it?

[Chris]

It went viral. The guy who was.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, like they. He. An un clip. He.

[Shane]

You can find a clip on Twitter.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Shane]

If you really look him.

[Chris]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I'll look into that. No, you already said you've seen it years ago.

[Chris]

He does. Didn't he fuck a lasagna?

[Ryland Adams]

That's interesting.

[Lizzie Gordon]

I think.

[Shane]

You name it, he's fucked it.

[Chris]

That's March.

[Ryland Adams]

I think that's a good route to go because then you don't even have to, like, deal with the coordination of the clouds because it's like, oh, I've gotta, like. You know, you're right. It's really nice.

[Chris]

Wow. But that's taking away jobs from sex workers.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Chris]

Literally, you don't have to worry about AI. You have to worry about lasagnas.

[Shane]

Do they want to fuck him, though, the lasagnas?

[Chris]

Yeah. So lasagnas are like. Please. Do you think he, like. Dude, holidays. It's like. You know what I mean?

[Shane]

He for sure does.

[Chris]

Like a turkey.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Shane]

Yeah. Pumpkin pie.

[Chris]

That's abuse. Yeah.

[Shane]

That feels wrong. That was the thing. I mean, I don't know if we want to talk. There was a thing last Thanksgiving where they found some farm. All the workers were the turkeys. That was like a real thing that happened recently and they had to recall them.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Chris]

Oh, yeah. My God.

[Shane]

I'm pretty sure that's a real thing.

[Chris]

Imagine you get an STD because you ate a turkey that Some farmer. That sucks.

[Shane]

What a juicy turkey.

[Chris]

Like, I have throat chlamydia. How'd you get it? Well, a farmer. A farmer, a turkey, and my whole family got throat cologne.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't give people excuses. That got cheated on. My turkey. I wasn't cheating on you. It wasn't me. You probably just ate that turkey that the farmer. Is this even allowed on YouTube?

[Chris]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Chris]

So don't move.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I'm done.

[Chris]

Okay, but. Okay, well, I have to put my things away. There's a McFlurry on the dash.

[Ryland Adams]

There's something about Shane. It's like he has, like, unspoken car rules. Like, he's got to, like.

[Chris]

They are very spoken.

[Ryland Adams]

He's got to be like, when. When we arrived somewhere. He's got to, like, finish his thoughts before I can open a door.

[Chris]

Well, no, you guys get it. Because when he starts moving the car If I'm not staring straight at the horizon, I get nauseous. So when you start moving the car. Car. And I'm still diddly dabbling any more, he's not even listening. You guys heard me.

[Ryland Adams]

Wasn't listening fully.

[Chris]

Wasn't listening at all. But you guys did hear me, and that's all that matters. You guys validate my feelings. Feels good.

[Shane]

Oh, I didn't. Almost didn't show. I got my. I got these new Guy Fieri style sunglasses.

[Chris]

Oh, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Shane]

I think they kind of work too.

[Chris]

They really do work. You look like a guy that would a lasagna.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, thumbnails, everyone, or my. My husband will get pissed at us.

[Chris]

Oh, my. Literally. Well, wait, this is gonna make sense.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Chris]

No, Chris and Lizzy will be in a different location. Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. We'll have to think about this.

[Chris]

Let me process this.

[Ryland Adams]

All right. We'll just have to think about this.

[Chris]

I could use pictures from. Oh, I could. I got it.

[Ryland Adams]

He's got it.

[Chris]

I took pictures from my podcast. Like, thumbnail pictures of all of us smiling, period. There we go. Throwing. Hideous. Throw in a chicken. No, you didn't.

[Ryland Adams]

All right.

[Chris]

Throwing a chicken's posing back there.

[Shane]

I was just doing some poses just.

[Ryland Adams]

In case we want to use them.

[Shane]

No comment on my glasses. That's okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I. Wow.

[Lizzie Gordon]

That's okay.

[Ryland Adams]

They're very nice.

[Chris]

Where'd you get them?

[Shane]

I ordered them online.

[Chris]

Wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Was it an Instagram ad or did you.

[Chris]

So it was.

[Shane]

It's like, I already have glasses from this company.

[Chris]

It was methodical, like the brand. It wasn't like a last second decision like you planned.

[Shane]

Was kind of last second.

[Chris]

It. Where was it? It was just at the chat.

[Shane]

Well, no, no, it was just like. You know when you're on your computer, like, ah, it. Like, I'll do it.

[Chris]

Oh, I love that feeling.

[Shane]

And then they show up and you're.

[Chris]

Like, I forgot to order these.

[Shane]

It's the best.

[Chris]

Yes. I do that a lot.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, you dirty little sippers. I hope you enjoyed today's episode. And we will. You got a little bit of chicken sauce.

[Chris]

He is always doing this to me. What?

[Ryland Adams]

It's like crusted. Look, it's like crusted in there. I can't even get it off. What?

[Shane]

Crusted in there.

[Chris]

I see nothing.

[Ryland Adams]

What? Let me see you. Let me see you. It's still there. Whatever. Okay, we'll see you guys next Wednesday. Everyone's links are in the description section below. We love you very much. Goodbye. And that's the sip.

[Chris]

Wait, that. We're ending the sip without Chris and Lizzie?

[Ryland Adams]

They'll be fine.

[Chris]

FaceTime.

[Ryland Adams]

No. Lizzy doesn't want to be doing food right now. Honestly, we're saving her.

[Chris]

She doesn't be wanting. She doesn't want any fucking food right now. Chris could do that. That's his only fans.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Chris]

Chris Fucking food?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, and that's the Sid.

[Chris]

Bye, guys. Did I add that? Bye, guys. You guys don't do that.

[Ryland Adams]

Huh? No. Oh.

[Chris]

Bye, guys.

[Ryland Adams]

Toodaloo.