Tasting the SYDNEY SWEENEY BASKIN ROBBINS Collab!!

Summary

Podcast Summary: "Tasting the SYDNEY SWEENEY BASKIN ROBBINS Collab!!"

Podcast Information:

• Title: The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon
• Host/Author: Ryland Adams
• Description: Pop culture, hot topics, and mouth-burning celebrity gossip; with Ryland Adams and co-host Lizze Gordon. NOTHING is off limits. Each week the opinionated duo welcome listeners and the occasional guest to join in on their uncensored conversations that will leave you thirsty for more.
• Episode: Tasting the SYDNEY SWEENEY BASKIN ROBBINS Collab!!
• Release Date: July 16, 2025

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1. Birthday Celebration and Christopher’s Health Concerns (00:00 – 05:18)

The episode begins with Ryland Adams and Lizzy Gordon preparing to celebrate Christopher's birthday at Baskin Robbins with a special collaboration featuring Sydney Sweeney. The hosts express excitement about the surprise, highlighting the effort put into arranging Christopher's birthday celebrations.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [00:09]: "We have made it to Baskin Robbins because we wanna try this Sydney Sweeney collab."
• Lizzy Gordon [00:25]: "This is a really good gift you gave us, friends."
• Ryland Adams [05:18]: "Chris is turning 35, which is so old."

2. Podcast Setup and Office Dynamics (01:16 – 04:39)

Ryland and Lizzy discuss their new podcast setup, debating its professional and intimate feel. They humorously critique their own vulnerability and the setup's aesthetics, comparing it to a mental health podcast and joking about appearing as a celebrity interviewer.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [01:00]: "We're in the office. This is an option. It's very cute. It's elevated."
• Lizzy Gordon [02:05]: "Everyone said I sit like a lesbian."

3. Christopher’s Health and Travel Anxiety (04:00 – 05:00)

Christopher shares his ongoing health struggles, including severe stomach pains and a recent trip that led to hospitalization. Ryland and Lizzy express concern and offer support, emphasizing the impact of these health issues on Christopher's daily life and podcast participation.

Notable Quotes:

• Christopher [04:15]: "Iam a little worried because the one of the last times I went to Nashville, I was feeling like this before I went..."
• Ryland Adams [04:26]: "Maybe you need to start saying no to this web series."

4. Lizzy’s Postpartum Challenges and Breastfeeding Struggles (15:22 – 30:41)

Lizzy opens up about her postpartum experiences, particularly her difficulties with breastfeeding due to her body producing colostrum instead of sufficient breast milk. She details her efforts to wean her son, Billy, onto formula despite his resistance and explores the emotional toll this has taken on her.

Notable Quotes:

• Lizzy Gordon [19:24]: "This is why I don't want to talk about it."
• Ryland Adams [21:38]: "Which is a nightmare for anyone."

5. Balancing Parenthood and Personal Life (30:33 – 35:00)

Both hosts discuss the complexities of balancing parenthood with personal aspirations. Lizzy reflects on adapting to having a second child and the support from her partner, Joe, while Ryland shares insights from conversations with friends about relinquishing control and embracing teamwork.

Notable Quotes:

• Lizzy Gordon [22:41]: "Joe has really stepped up in an incredible way."
• Ryland Adams [23:12]: "Maybe sometimes if I relaxed, other people could execute things."

6. Interactive Segment: "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" (40:00 – 60:00)

Ryland and Lizzy engage in a playful yet challenging game of "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" with their guest, Christopher. The segment features a mix of straightforward and trick questions, highlighting the hosts' competitive spirits and humorous exchanges. They tackle various subjects, including geography, math, and history, with varying degrees of success.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [46:01]: "Is it that first grade?"
• Lizzy Gordon [48:07]: "The plural of moose is moose."
• Christopher [60:34]: "They want to make us look stupid in front of a whole audience."

7. Sydney Sweeney Baskin Robbins Collaboration Tasting (65:00 – 80:40)

The latter part of the episode focuses on Ryland and Lizzy’s visit to Baskin Robbins to taste and review the new Sydney Sweeney collaboration ice cream flavor. They describe their experience navigating the busy store, interacting with employees, and ultimately sampling the dessert. The hosts share their honest opinions about the product's taste and presentation, including the inclusion of gummy bears.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [72:00]: "This is Sydney Sweeney's collab with Baskin Robbins, and it's all sherbet."
• Lizzy Gordon [73:07]: "I love a hard gummy."
• Ryland Adams [76:00]: "Normally, I'm not into, like, a melty consistency, but whatever they added to that dilutes the sherbet a little bit."

8. Conclusion and Final Thoughts (80:00 – End)

As the episode wraps up, the hosts reflect on their experiences throughout the show. They tease future episodes, mention upcoming guests like Sabrina Carpenter, and encourage listeners to engage with their content. The episode concludes with heartfelt birthday wishes to Christopher and a humorous wrap-up of their Baskin Robbins adventure.

Notable Quotes:

• Ryland Adams [80:23]: "Don't forget to wish Chris a happy birthday tomorrow."
• Lizzy Gordon [80:40]: "Sam."

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Key Insights and Themes:

1. Authenticity and Vulnerability: Throughout the episode, Ryland and Lizzy balance humor with genuine discussions about personal struggles, particularly Lizzy’s postpartum challenges. This blend fosters a relatable and engaging atmosphere for listeners.

2. Community and Support: The hosts emphasize the importance of support systems, whether through their partnership with Christopher or their interactions with friends and consultants, showcasing the value of collaboration and understanding in personal and professional settings.

3. Balancing Professionalism with Personal Life: Their new podcast setup symbolizes a step towards a more professional presentation, yet their conversations remain deeply personal, highlighting the ongoing balance between work and life.

4. Humor as a Coping Mechanism: Engaging in games like "Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader?" and light-hearted banter serves as a way for the hosts to navigate and mitigate the stresses discussed, demonstrating the role of humor in handling life's challenges.

5. Engagement with Pop Culture and Trends: The collaboration with Sydney Sweeney at Baskin Robbins underscores their connection to current pop culture, while also providing content that is both entertaining and central to the episode’s theme.

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Conclusion:

This episode of "The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon" masterfully intertwines personal narratives with playful segments and pop culture engagements. By addressing significant topics such as health, parenting, and professional growth while maintaining a light-hearted and humorous tone, Ryland and Lizzy create a multifaceted and compelling listening experience. Their candidness, coupled with interactive elements like the trivia game, ensures that both long-time listeners and newcomers find value and entertainment in every episode.

Transcript

[Lizzy Gordon]

You're preemptively acting like I have something nasty to say to you.

[Ryland Adams]

She just can't make it all the way there without the jab.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm gonna start crying right now. Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

Your birthday cake. We have made it to Baskin Robbins. Cause we wanna try this Sydney Sweeney collab.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is a really good gift you gave us, friends.

[Ryland Adams]

Hello, girls, and welcome back to another episode of the SIP official podcast. Can you believe I'm introing the pod? This is Elizabeth Gordon.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Hello.

[Ryland Adams]

And I'm Ryland. Hey. Hello. And Chris is here. It just so happens to be Christopher's. Well, not Christopher's birthday, but Christopher's birthday.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's close enough to Christopher's birthday that we surprised him with some balloons in the bathroom. And when he went to the bathroom, he didn't even realize the balloons were in there with him.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh. Well, it's hard to surprise this man because a. If you can't tell, we're in a new setup. I don't know if this is our new setup.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Right.

[Ryland Adams]

But we're playing around.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But it is a new setup.

[Ryland Adams]

We're in the office. This is an option. It's very cute. It's elevated. It's less, like, charismatic and more like we're grown ups with a podcast. Let's get deep. I feel like, you know, we're like one of those mental health podcasts in this space.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I did feel like I was walking into, like, a 2020 interview.

[Ryland Adams]

Exactly.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And I was like, oh, God, what did we do wrong?

[Ryland Adams]

Thank God you withheld the vulnerability from last week so that we can get vulnerable in this space. Because doesn't this feel like you're Meghan Markle and I'm the interviewer?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

And it's like, I'm gonna hopefully get you to cry. So the clip goes viral yet. Exactly. And I have, like, this beautiful, warm background for you. And it's not important for me because this isn't finished yet.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Right.

[Ryland Adams]

So let us know what you think of this new setup. I have decided to be a big girl for once. And we're doing three angles. One, two, three.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm overwhelmed. I don't know how to handle them. Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm like, this is quite honestly how our show started. Started.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We were in chairs like this, but they were gray and they were bigger. Everyone said I sit like a lesbian.

[Ryland Adams]

It couldn't be that then.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

This is very ladylike.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was, like, cuddling up like a little gargoyle.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Which I guess people think is gay.

[Ryland Adams]

Interesting. Speaking of gay Christopher, who's not in his seat right now because he's readjusting our angles as we're talking, so he's going out of town. And I had. I thought I had the weekend to prepare his birthday set, because Chris always makes our birthday set so elaborate in collaboration with us a little bit. But he really does like the heavy lifting.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I mean, I provided the gear, and he brought the helium and put it all up.

[Ryland Adams]

You blew those up with your own helium kit? Yeah. Oh, my gosh. You're braver and bolder than most.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Why do you have a helium bottle or whatever it's called?

[Christopher]

Well, I was at Target because I always get, like, either a card or something. I like to get a really nice card. That's something I care about. A. But like the Mother's Day card, that was really.

[Ryland Adams]

And they're all sitting in the. They're like, on the opposite side of the sip shed that you all don't get to see. But Chris and I see when we're standing and walking at that desk.

[Christopher]

But. So I was looking for something, and then, yeah, they just had, like, a giant helium can. And I was like, oh, I'm gonna bring that, because one of the previous times I tried blowing, like, a bunch of them up, and it took so long.

[Ryland Adams]

Your own body air also doesn't hold them high.

[Christopher]

That's the other thing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, Chris is full of hel.

[Ryland Adams]

Low helium. Is that what's wrong with your stomach? Yeah, I literally, something's wrong with this man. I asked him if he wanted food, and for the first time ever, Chris has rejected food. So that's how you know something's wrong. Are you texting with your doctor?

[Christopher]

I'm honestly a little worried because the one of the last times I went to Nashville, I was feeling like this before I went, because I shoot a web series every summer there, and before I went, I was, like, having stomach pains. And then when I was there one day when we, like, got back from shooting, I passed out from. Threw up all over the floor. My boyfriend had to, like, carry me on his shoulders, like, throw me in the car, bring me to the emergency room. It was a whole thing. And I'm like, is that happening again? Because my stomach feels good.

[Ryland Adams]

You get anxious or nervous, building up to, like, traveling to film, I don't know.

[Christopher]

But last. What I think it was last time was that happened. And then they just kept giving me, like, at that hospital, pain meds and, like, anti spasm meds and all kinds of stuff to, like, help Me just get by. And I did that for months. And then the sepsis, like, thing happened. And so I'm like, is that bad?

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe you need to start saying no to this web series.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It does. I mean, I don't know. I'm not a doctor, but I do think a little bit. Sounds like you might be nervous.

[Christopher]

I mean, I. I'm not about this shoot. I'm not like, the first.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, well, you might be nervous because.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Of what happened last time.

[Christopher]

Maybe.

[Ryland Adams]

So maybe all of this to say, I don't have your birthday present to give you here yet, because I thought we were doing this on Monday. And then literally we were filming Shane's podcast yesterday, and Chris goes, by the way, this is the week I'm not here. And I was like, oh, no. Oh, no.

[Christopher]

I'm sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

So your birthday gift will be delayed, but we'll still celebrate you nonetheless in real time when you're watching this episode. Chris's birthday's tomorrow, so hit his Instagram, hit or our comment section and wish him happy birthday. Wish that his body is in full functioning health and that he has the best year of his life. Do you mind saying how old you are? I don't even know how old you are.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I do.

[Christopher]

I'm turning 35, which is so old.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you're younger than I thought. I thought you were 2 years old.

[Lizzy Gordon]

When you say things like that to a person who's already 35, but you don't look it.

[Ryland Adams]

I look 45.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm the eldest. And yeah, someone said, you don't look 45.

[Christopher]

Thank you. I feel like I do in my mind.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris, you look younger than any of us.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Everyone's like, chris is in his 30s. I thought he was 18.

[Christopher]

I needed that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. What's your goal for this year?

[Christopher]

I mean, I would really like to finally, like, commit to making videos kind of regularly. That would be awesome.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Just do it. You gotta set a day.

[Ryland Adams]

He already has some in the can, so you just gotta turn them around on the plane. When you're on the plane.

[Christopher]

I thought about that. Bring my laptop and everything.

[Ryland Adams]

Happy birthday, Chris. And I hope that you survive your Nashville trip because it sounds like it was the beginning of not great things last year. So I hope you can hold it together on this trip.

[Christopher]

I'm more scared of the flight. I'm terrified of flying nowadays.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no, I don't want to talk to you about flights. I'm too afraid to fly. Like, if I fly, I need everyone I love with me. Or I'm I can't do it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I can't tell if you're really loud or not, but it feels a lot loud.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I'm fluctuating in my volume.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Got it, got it, got it, got it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm just trying to be present, but it's really loud in these headphones.

[Ryland Adams]

Being the only person with headphones on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is a heavy button.

[Ryland Adams]

Can you turn down the main headphone? It's all the way. Yep, it's that one.

[Lizzy Gordon]

There we go.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so you saw Jurassic World, Rebirth, and the second she sent me that, I think you went to Universal CityWalk too.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I did.

[Ryland Adams]

They had a huge. What would you call that?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like, more than a stand up. It was like a visual event.

[Ryland Adams]

Yes. I was like.

[Lizzy Gordon]

They had like a temple built around the, like, it's. I guess not called a pterodactyl nest, but it's a pterodactyl nest of pterodactyl eggs.

[Ryland Adams]

And this is why I was so afraid. She sent me the picture of her and Joe outside of the movie theater, saying, like, I'm hitting the movie theater. And I said, oh, no, here's where her coming to drag me to hell kicks in because. Oh, see, this is why I can never tell you what I think of a movie, because you're gonna be mean to me. And I thought we were being nice to each other today.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Girl, you don't even know what the fuck I thought about.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, you sat down at the dinner table.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You're preemptively acting like I have something nasty to say to you. Well, I loved it. I had a great time. It was a blast. There's huge fucking plot holes, but who gives a shit?

[Ryland Adams]

Also wildly attractive to Scarlett Johansson.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Hear something crazy about me. And this might be the straightest thing about me. I don't love her. Oh, and I hated knitting that in public.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you love all the guys, though?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Ish.

[Ryland Adams]

You don't think that's the most beautiful cast on planet Earth?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, yes. I thought you meant the characters themselves. No, I definitely liked. It's the mailman. Hello?

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Hey. We're just shooting some pornography in Houston. Don't worry.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Bye.

[Ryland Adams]

I can hear you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

It's not a soundproof.

[Lizzy Gordon]

How the. Can you hear me?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are you joking? Okay, how did it. No way. Now I need to go outside and hear you talk at that level of volume.

[Ryland Adams]

And I know, I know that he can hear you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Go apologize.

[Ryland Adams]

I think I need to. For when we shoot here. I need to get, like, some curtains.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was also just thinking curtains would be a nice thing to put behind you there and warm up the vibe.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yes. So my angle is like, not. Lizzy has all this warmth. It's gorgeous. And I think our wide shot, because my office, let me say, is incredible at this st. At this space, increable. It really snaps.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're doing a minimalist thing, which is great in person and on camera, not as good.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no, this entryway is not finished.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, this is definitely move in vibes.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, we're still in the process.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're in boxes. We're sleeping on floors.

[Ryland Adams]

I would say the only finished space in this office is mine. Except for some art. I still need some art. But we're like 95% done in my office. But then you go to my clothes close up over here, and it's like, we need to warm her up.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I have a pitch for art in there.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. I already found something I like, but. No, listen, I can be open to. I haven't ordered it yet. Tell me. Tell me what you're thinking and I'll. I'll listen to what you're putting down. If you're standing on business, I'm all ears.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Listen, clock this.

[Ryland Adams]

Let me clock it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You and me naked, but wearing real thongs.

[Ryland Adams]

Or like, artsy. Like this picture back there, but let me finish.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're covered in what looks like white paint that makes us look like statues. And we put white contact lenses in so we have, like, statue eyes and we pose like Greek statues and we take pictures in black and white. Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

Here's the weight that having.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Do you love it?

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just. I love it. But the weight that having the prettiest office carries here is that it has to be seen by everybody that comes through these offices.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's why I pitched something so stunning and.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay. If you can get it approved by my husband, put in a sauna, which.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is like, do it.

[Ryland Adams]

If you order the piece, I will put it on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, we have to do it.

[Ryland Adams]

Shane's friend. Well, our friend really gave me a gift, and I haven't opened it yet. Should I open it on camera?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

He was like, I want to film your reaction. Chris, do you mind handing me this gift back here?

[Lizzy Gordon]

But can we. Can we. Can we call Colby and do a little statue shoot?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought this was like. It's this brown box back here. I don't know what it is. He's our friend and he's.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are you just trying to get out of the statue shoot right Now.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, you know, this is a crazy pivot.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's obviously a guitar.

[Ryland Adams]

Any photo, photo shoot I'm trying to get out of, I hate.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, we're gonna be little statues and then. No, I want to be on statuesque with you.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Lizzy Gordon]

Uh oh, she's double fisted. I told you it was a guitar. How did you not know?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh my God. Can you put that mic closer to my face?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Whoa. It's Taylor Swift on a pink guitar.

[Ryland Adams]

Alex. Are you kidding me?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Who did this?

[Ryland Adams]

Alex.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Who's Alex?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh no, it's. Has it ruined her wide shot?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is my theme ruined? Who cares?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh my God. And I can hit some. I can hit some things.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What? Like, let's hear.

[Ryland Adams]

Like it's not tuned.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's the problem.

[Ryland Adams]

Alex, you did too much. This is honestly incredible.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's pretty cute.

[Ryland Adams]

This is really cool. Will this warm up our background?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, put that have that coming right out of his head in the back of it.

[Ryland Adams]

Just. Can you put this on the couch over there? You're never gonna make it that far. Huh?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, God damn.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. Well, who would have thought I'd be opening a gift on Chris's birthday episode?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I mean, I could have guessed.

[Ryland Adams]

I think that I was like, it's very you. I was like, why are you giving me a gift? He's like, I have a gift coming for you. And I said, who is Alex?

[Lizzy Gordon]

He.

[Ryland Adams]

He works with Shane.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

But he's a friend of the family.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Right.

[Ryland Adams]

You know, we very much so enjoy him a lot, and we like hanging out with him a lot. And he was just like, I got you a present. And I was like, what do you mean you got me a present? And he was like, I got you a present.

[Lizzy Gordon]

He really got you a present?

[Ryland Adams]

He did. I love it. And that color, that. Oh, gosh, I'm not allowed to cuss on this podcast anymore. That shade of pink is incredible. So you like Jurassic World? Rebirth?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Loved it.

[Ryland Adams]

Tell me more about it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I thought it was super fun. You know, it's not without its shortcomings and plot holes or what have you, but I laugh.

[Ryland Adams]

What plot holes are you thinking about?

[Lizzy Gordon]

The big ones, bro.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay? We don't need to get into it, and.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, we don't, because it's not worth it. Because no matter what, it was fun.

[Ryland Adams]

And that's like. If you're looking for a good time to sit in the air conditioning, don't watch the. Grab some popcorn. She just can't go without the. She just can't make it all the way there without the chow.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No Jurassic park totally worth the theater viewing. It's loud. The only part where you're like, for real is like, when ScarJo and that beautiful man whose character name I think is Duncan are talking about their backstories, like, their motivations.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I thought she really good in that scene.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I thought it was super touching and 20 minutes too long.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, interesting.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. Like, I'm like, I didn't come here for this.

[Ryland Adams]

Did they scare you as much as they scared me? When he was giving his speech about how nothing on Earth survives?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What did scare me was. Spoiler alert. Hands up.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, have you seen it?

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Did you like it?

[Lizzy Gordon]

He liked it.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you told us last week he thought it was fine, but he didn't like it as much as the fact.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, he liked it. He was, like, beaming.

[Christopher]

All right, I had fun.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. What's your spoiler? I don't. I don't Think anyone likes a spoiler alert? I'm just gonna be honest.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm just gonna go feck myself. There were points where I was. So the tension was drawn out so well cinematically that I was like, right. And I. That's fun. And I cried and I lickety laughed. Like, it was funny.

[Ryland Adams]

And what did Joe. Joe enjoyed himself.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Joe enjoyed himself, too. He's like, you know, it's not without its plot holes, but, like, it's not a throw the baby out with the bath water moment.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, we enjoyed it.

[Ryland Adams]

All right.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I will say I hated my chicken strip. Why did you get chicken strips, crackers and hungers?

[Ryland Adams]

So what's going on with that baby and what's going on with Big Baby?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, am I the big baby? I think we should explain to everyone why I'm awful right now.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I didn't know that you were.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, I'm gonna start crying right now. I told you I was awful right now. I've been texting you all day.

[Ryland Adams]

Half of a hamburger, and you said everything was better.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It doesn't seem better anymore. I told you, I'm sensitive and stressed. I got off the app fucking frigid freeway twice on my way here on accident and got lost. And I was like, what's the address for the office?

[Ryland Adams]

I have no idea.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You're like, go yourself, girl. What is with this? We need to call YouTube, by the way. They should have called us. They should have called us when they changed their policies and said, girls, you cannot say F U C K anymore.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't even know that that's the problem. I honestly have no idea. I do.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Our new dude. Okay, sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

We have to be nice. Do you want us to be like. Do you want us to have no one on our side?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Listen, listen, girl.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm very appreciative.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We really appreciate YouTube. And you're. And you.

[Ryland Adams]

There's just helping. There's some learning hurdles, and it's like, if policies change. I just want to know.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I just want to know.

[Ryland Adams]

Especially when there's three cameras and we're doing angles for an hour and a half podcast. It's like, come on, let me know if it's going to get demonetized. I'll hit us back with one camera. And honestly, I need your feedback. Is this. Does this elevate our podcast in any regard to you? Because if it doesn't, I don't think.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You should ask that yet. I think you should ask that when we have.

[Ryland Adams]

When the set is finalized, because it's.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Really hard to tell right now, because it looks like the lights are off and we're in a.

[Ryland Adams]

We tried really hard.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know. I know you did. I can see the effort.

[Ryland Adams]

Set the tone to be bad.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm just saying. This isn't the tone.

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but I'm just saying. Well, don't ask for notes. Just say incredible. No, like, I'm just saying, don't ask.

[Lizzy Gordon]

For notes before it's done.

[Ryland Adams]

It's persuasive marketing. It's like, we're so happy here. We feel great. And then it, like, super into the office to the comments.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, right.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just saying, it's like, why Allegedly Movie Studios are buying, you know, comments to set the narrative. It's like narrative shifting. But we're, like, projecting the programming, right? So it's like, this space is incredible. You love it. You love the three angles.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, you didn't start with that. You just said, what do you think?

[Ryland Adams]

I know, but then you have to. It just has to be, this is great, Rylan. Do you know what? This is great. And it's gonna be even better. You know, like, it's the positive spin.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The greatest set.

[Ryland Adams]

This is the greatest set.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The greatest set there ever was.

[Ryland Adams]

Perfection.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And we're gonna make sets great again.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Terrific.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. So why are you awfully miserable?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Because I'm miserable. Awful.

[Ryland Adams]

B, I, T, C, H. Well, no. Come on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Can I put my legs up like a lesbian?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, please.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Can we just.

[Ryland Adams]

Is this here big enough to do that? You have your own camera. Do whatever you want.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I get here, by the way. And I only wear shirts going forward. Be advised. I'm not gonna do my legs.

[Ryland Adams]

You're pregnant.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know, but when you do a wide, you ask me to do my legs. And also this.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not asking you to do anything.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You are when you're wide in the wide. You're asking me to have legs that people acknowledge and are participating in my legs with.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, so now I'm in trouble?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, the wide is.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. The wide. You're in trouble.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay, sorry. Where were we?

[Ryland Adams]

The problem you've been avoiding for two weeks now. Thank you for not doing the screaming. Just the tongue. That's all we need. We don't need the sound effect with it. That is Billy, though, by the way. The other day, Lizzie arrives to my house and she really has to pee. And she's like, billy's already upset just because, like, his nap got cut short or whatever. And so he's already a little bit fussy, and she's I'm like, don't worry, I can handle him. While you pee, I can handle him. Then he's like. And I was like, okay, Lizzie, you're going to the bathroom with your baby. He wants nothing to do with this homo. No, he was like, he's getting.

[Lizzy Gordon]

So part of pregnancy is your body changes. And I know that might come as a shock to those of you who have never been pregnant, but, like, your body changes.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. My body's changing and I'm not pregnant.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is different. This is different.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. Only your back is broken and you're not craving red meat.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it actually makes me sick. And the most.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I'm craving.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The more times you talk about the R E D M E a T, the more I want to die.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, sorry.

[Lizzy Gordon]

So my body has started creating colostrum for sloppy. Colostrum is what your breasts produce before it produces breast milk. And that's what the baby lives off of for, like, the first five days. Ish. Until your milk comes in. But because my body's creating colostrum now, it is not creating enough milk. And Billy has been. What's it called? Exclusively breastfed his whole life.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzy Gordon]

So now I'm positive that he's not. Like, I've been working with a lactation consultant. She's like, when you see these landmarks, it means that Billy's not getting enough breast milk from you. If he's waking up in the middle of the night, which is not something that he does, he's hungry. If he's feeding and still fussy after feeding, he's not getting enough. He's hungry. And so I started seeing some of these signs and talked about it with her a lot, and we were like, okay. So it kind of seems like, you know, my pregnancy is going right along schedule, which is awesome. And we're trying to be positive about it. But, see, this is why I don't want to talk about it.

[Ryland Adams]

No, it's okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I mean, sorry, it's like. I don't mean to be this dramatic, but I'm really upset about it, and this is why I didn't want to talk about it.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you don't. You don't have to continue if you don't want.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, I just feel like it's a lot of emotion to throw on a set like this.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I mean, I think. I think bringing some of our actual real life is good. It doesn't always have to be the two of us screaming at each other.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But I can keep screaming if you Want me to? I can keep screaming. No, it's just, it's. It's awful.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, yeah, because you were initially. I mean, because breastfeeding was going well for you and it worked for your family. You were going to go to the year point until you switched him over to whole milk. And so now that it's. Your body's changing because you're pregnant, it is like, well, you can't switch to the whole milk yet, so you have to try a formula. But it is a bummer because you are now having to like go through the formula shuffle.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Which is a nightmare for anyone. Even if you're. You have formula fed babies out the gate. It took us a long time to land on the front. Right. So like, you're so close to that year mark that I understand.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's also like, so everyone keeps saying, like, get ready. Because there are things that come with having your second child that make postpartum different than the first postpartum. The postpartum phase is different because you're dealing with other things. Like the guilt. Like you feel guilt about having another baby and not having enough time for both and being accustomed to being 100% on one. And to be honest, I felt that because I'm psycho about my dogs really strongly with Billy. Like, was really concerned about my dog's well being. But everything I felt so far with this pregnancy has been that my life is growing because I've already. I've learned that we adapt. Right. So like, Joe stepped up and started feeding the dogs in the way that I need them fed.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And this is another story. But shockingly enough, Icky doesn't need the amount of baths I give him.

[Ryland Adams]

Isn't that crazy? The parallels between you and I though, in the specific way we need things done.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And then get mad if they're not done the way we need them. And sometimes like Shane and I were even talking. This is a little bit of a derail. But like yesterday he was driving and I. He was like, somebody in front of us was acting crazy and I was like, I don't have road rage cause I'm not driving. And he's like, what if you just weren't. Didn't always have to have control over everything.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And I was like, oh, maybe sometimes if I relaxed, other people could execute things. Maybe not exactly how I want, but in a way that needs to be done.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. And that's one of the things that my like, postpartum, like, affirmations is like, I'm okay with doing less around the house. And Jo has really stepped up in an incredible way. So all of those things show me that, yes, it looks different, but it's the same level of love, if not more love, because now there is more to love, right? So I've had this big, positive feeling of, like, sloppy coming to town. I'm giving Billy a little brother, right? Like, the family's becoming more complete. The dogs like Billy now because he's covered in, like, solids. You know what I mean? They can eat.

[Ryland Adams]

All it took was food.

[Lizzy Gordon]

All it took was food. Icky plays with Billy, like, so sweetly. And then when Icky gets too aggressive with him, Bubs will literally body check Icky and be like, don't do that to him right now. It's awesome. And Icky does the same with Bubs. And so it's been really beautiful watching that transition. But with the milk thing, this is the first time I feel like I am asking Billy to compromise his life in a way that isn't. Doesn't work for him, right? Because he is fully, fully rejecting all the formulas. He does not want them, and he's very clear about that. And he's been, like, hunger striking. And I'm not down to do a hunger strike because I don't want my baby hungry.

[Ryland Adams]

So what do you do? What did your lactation consultant say?

[Lizzy Gordon]

So, originally, my consultant and I were gonna drop one of my feedings every three to four days until my milk dries up on its own because I can't do anything else because I'm pregnant. Some women will take Sudafed to dry up their reserves. And no matter what, when you wean your hormones, it's like another postpartum.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, that's what I've heard from a lot of just, like, YouTubers or women on the Internet saying, like, I didn't experience postpartum. But then when I stopped breastfeeding. Breastfeeding?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

It kicked in. Six, seven, eight months later, in a.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Crazy way, I experienced the baby blues in a way where I was. It's like profound grief but triggered by nothing. And often by remember?

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry to be laughing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, because it would be crazy in.

[Ryland Adams]

Some ways, because it would be nothing, and you'd be, like, bawling, like, instant.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And it doesn't feel, like, real. It doesn't feel real because I. Because I was so aware about how it would come on that it never felt like a real injury to me, if that makes sense. Like, I knew it was all psycho hormones. But this time, it's like this. Joe's like, oh, my God. You must be feeling better because you're in a good mood. I'm like, say that one more time and I'll show you a good mood. And it's like, I'm nuts right now.

[Ryland Adams]

So what's going on? You're just trying to supplement the formula?

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're trying different ways to. We're trying a bunch of different formulas and we're trying it a bunch of different ways. He will not take it from a bottle. He will take nothing from a bottle now, in fact, because he doesn't trust it. So even if I were to pump and put it in a bottle, he wouldn't drink my breast milk, which is devastating. So he's. That's happening. He. Billy. We are so lucky. Billy's been a great sleeper since we sleep trained him. Since we sleep trained him. He only wakes up in the night if he's horribly teething and needs some, like, Tylenol.

[Ryland Adams]

Right.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And all week he's been up every night because he's hungry. And it's like, I'm doing all that I can.

[Ryland Adams]

And it's also. You're producing less. I mean, you're pumping and you're.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Because you're the pregnant. At the pregnant stage that you are, you're not producing enough. Even if you were to still want to. Correct.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Which is. Yeah. Which is why we are weaning onto formula. Because fed is best, in my opinion.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

So he's waking up in the middle of the night and the only thing that will satisfy him is a nursing session. So now the lactation consultant is like, stop fighting it. Just nurse him. Just nurse him and put him back to bed. It's what he wants. It's what you have to do. But we're also, like, getting crafty with other things. Like, I'm putting the formula. He likes it cold. So we put the formula in the fridge and then instead of putting it in a bottle, we started putting it in the honey bear that he drinks water out of when he has his meals. So he's drinking the milk while he has his meals and thinks it's water. Or I have.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe over time he'll get used to. Even with our babies, like when we transition from the bottle to the straw cup for milk, they boycotted it for, like, three nights and just threw a massive fit. Just because it wasn't their routine. Like, they had such a routine. Or when we took away the boppy pillow because they're too big for the boppy pillow now. And it's like, we're big kids, we sit on chairs when we have our nighttime bottle. That was a three night hurdle too. And it's just like, like reading them stories or distracting them into being like, this is our new routine. And then eventually they like, come on to it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The lactation consultant also said giving it to him instead of water during playtime. So those water bottles that we got that you can't see into, I put milk in there with a couple ice cubes so it stays cold. And he's playing out in the hot sun. Where not sun, but like, he's playing out back on his water table. I might vomit. Not from you sneezing. I had. There's something in my throat. So we're giving. We're offering him iced formula in a cup that he can't see inside of. And then the other thing is, he has a stupid little fake Stanley cup that I'm putting, quote, smoothies in because he always wants sips of my smoothies. So I'm blending his formula with three ice cubes, a bite of banana, and a slice of nectarine. And he. So I got 5 ounces in him this morning, and we've only been able to get 5 ounces in him every day. So I think tonight will go a little bit better because we were just really tricking his ass. But he hates it.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. I mean, he's pretty. I mean, you made it so far that. Yeah, he's only known that he's what, nine and a half months?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, he's like this. No, this milk's not.

[Ryland Adams]

It is not what I. Yeah, he's.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like, this is yucky.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm sorry. I mean, no, it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And it's like, it is what it is. And the other thing is, like, all of my friends, not all of my friends, but like, most of my friends have also, like, used formula and like, gone down this path. And like, the. I think that, like, part of our hormones to, like, keep our babies alive is like, you must breastfeed this child. You must breastfeed this child. Breast is best. Like, it's just like, ingrained in us biologically into our genetic makeup that makes us think and feel this way. So it really takes a lot of effort to reprogram your brain to be like, I'm not abusing my. My kid by giving him formula. I didn't fail because I'm giving him formula.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, yeah, when your body's producing breast milk, I can't imagine. Like, I don't. I don't know, because I don't know, but I can't imagine, you know, it's just in.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And like, I'm. I've been so, so lucky because this happens to some people immediately.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And they have to make this choice immediately. And I've been so blessed in that. Like, he just can't because I was tripping because of the C section. Like, he's never going to latch. He's not going to like me. And he came right out and latched right on, even with his up tongue tie. Oh, believe that you seeked.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah. We can't ever say that it is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Effed up tongue tie, but. So I'm grateful for the journey that we had. And I'm like, just trying to focus on, like, the things that make me happy. Like, I can go to the movies now because I don't need to be there for a nursing. And we can go to high tea. And I conned Joe into agreeing to take me to high tea, too. So I have two high teas to look forward to.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And Katy Perry, like, until it all.

[Ryland Adams]

Starts over again with sloppy Russ.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. But even then, I didn't have a lactation consultant out the gates last time, and I do this time.

[Ryland Adams]

So you'll have a better plan. I mean, you know, you'll know because you've been. And you'll have a better plan to store. To save. Exactly. Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Because I just. The funny thing is, is, am I allowed to talk about the video that Shane did that I couldn't do because I didn't have a supply?

[Ryland Adams]

I think I don't. I think that's what's coming out next.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But should I just say what it was?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no, it was a theme park.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. So we were all gonna go to a theme park, but I couldn't go to the theme park because I didn't have enough milk.

[Ryland Adams]

But I was really like, come on, come on, come on. Just go, go, go.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And I was. My body wasn't. And I used to produce mad milk for this kid. And I was like, I don't have enough milk to leave him for the day.

[Ryland Adams]

I literally can't go.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

I was pregnant and we were like, thanks, God.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I had gotten on those roller coasters.

[Ryland Adams]

They're crazy. Like, those roller coasters at Six Flags are the craziest, like, in our region.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

And that would have not been safe.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That would have been a real bummer.

[Ryland Adams]

It really was. God.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Sloppy Russ in particular.

[Ryland Adams]

It's like, yeah, yeah. We think about it all the time. We're like, oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. It's crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank our Lucky stars.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. So that's. That's basically what that is. Which is. And it just makes me crazy. Like, everything's sensitive. I'm like, oh, my God, does my sleep consultant hate me? Why would she. Why am I thinking that? I'm like, well, she just liked the real. I said her. She didn't say anything about it. She just liked it. Does she not like me? And that's where I'm at. And literally, Joe has been like, oh, I'm so glad you're feeling better. Like, oh, my God, you're laughing again. We're having fun. I'm like, oh, we're laughing. Keep saying it. You wanna. You think I'm. Well, I'll show you well. And it's. He's like, every time I say it, you seem to get unwell again. I'm like, yeah, so don't. So don't. And he's like, what?

[Ryland Adams]

Enjoy the moment.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And then I had a crazy dream last night that I woke up and I was like, God, I hate Joe. Couldn't even tell him about it. I was so mad at him.

[Ryland Adams]

It's so weird that your dreams infiltrate your reality so hardcore.

[Lizzy Gordon]

In my defense, he was fridging and raging.

[Ryland Adams]

What was he doing?

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is a crazy dream. Someone broke into Billy's nursery. Like, a couple, an old couple that saw Billy at a diner, broke into his nursery and was going to abduct him and take him from us. And I saw it happen on the monitor, but Joe didn't see it because he sleeps through everything. And I was like, joe, get the gun. There's someone in the nursery trying to take Billy. And he wouldn't wake up for the life of him. And I was like, joe, there is someone in the nursery trying to take Billy. I need your help right now. I'm pregnant. You're a big man. Get up. Save our son. He doesn't get up to save the son. I'm like, I'm going in. I'm gonna go in and I'm gonna save my baby. I go into the nursery. I can't see them anywhere. I open the closet door, they're hiding in the closet door, and they come out of the room. And I have to physically detain these people on my own, like a huge couple. And then I murder the woman. Like, straight up grab. Like, this is crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe you shouldn't go into graphic details. I'm not trying to get demonetized.

[Lizzy Gordon]

If I could go into graphic details, this was a graphic murder. And then I'm like, calling the Police. And the police just don't take the call. I'm on hold with 911 over and over and over, and it's Christmas time. And then eventually when the police actually show up, it's just because they're Christmas caroling. And I have to say, you guys, there's a dead body in my nursery. I've been calling. Someone tried protecting my son.

[Ryland Adams]

It was self defense.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And all in between all this, I'm extreme, like, oh, my God. I'm like, vomiting because I've committed murder. I'm vomiting because my son was almost abducted. And then my husband comes in like a blundering buffoon and just destroys the crime scene in a way that makes me look so incredibly guilty. He's like, well, I just. I thought we should move the bodies.

[Ryland Adams]

This is a weird Netflix show that I would watch, right?

[Lizzy Gordon]

And then James, for some reason, comes in the window. I'm like, what are you doing touching the window? They came in the window. That's all the evidence I had. And you just ruined all of it. What is wrong with you people?

[Ryland Adams]

It's great. Cause it's, like, comical, but it's so serious and it's so scary. And then you do hate your husband. And then what did.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I didn't even tell Joe about these details because I don't want him to know how incompetent he is in my mind.

[Ryland Adams]

And so, yeah, what does this dream really say about what's going on in your reality?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Last night, he couldn't find the Tylenol syringe because he's like. He's like, did you hear it drop on the floor? And I was like, from my bedroom, where I've got 19 fans on. Because you can't handle silence. No, I didn't hear the syringe drop in the other room. I don't know where it is. He's like. And he's looking around. I'm like, I could keep laying here and nursing the baby, or I could get up as the sound of mind person in this relationship and just. Just find the syringe immediately. Or just get enraged while he looks for it for 25 minutes out loud, looks for it. Have you seen? No girl I haven't seen. I've been laying on the bed feeding our child. So I had to get up and I find the syringe. So this is what indoctrinated my dream. But that was enraging too, because I got up immediately and it's like, well, here's the genexa bottle. I guess the Syringe probably rolled immediately off right in front of it. And. Oh, there it is. Here you go with Rage.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, we've gotta change the batteries. So we will be right back.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You gotta change the batteries.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Lizzy Gordon]

No, this is what's gonna start. The stomach problems. Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

He has stomach problems. Okay, so we will sing Happy Birthday to Chris after this, but we're gonna need Chris's liner. We shouldn't. Oh, so I fucked up. I was gonna, like, bring this out and I was gonna sing Happy Birthday.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Can I see it?

[Ryland Adams]

And then I was like, oh, no, all my candles are at home. I forgot we weren't filming at home. But here's your cake. Chris. I kind of just want you to like.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Beautiful. Chris.

[Christopher]

I just want a picture.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Just blow on it. Chris. Happy birthday to you here's your Kindle. Happy birthday to you Happy birthday, dear Christopher Happy birthday to you.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Oh, yeah. Make your wish. Thank you. Okay, I know Chris doesn't want us to be breathing on it here, so I'm gonna put it back in the kitchen and then maybe on the after sip.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yo, I want to breathe on it so bad.

[Ryland Adams]

We'll take a bite of it.

[Christopher]

Thank you so much.

[Ryland Adams]

You're welcome.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Happy birthday.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are you gonna do something to celebrate out there? Oh, my God. You were there for your birthday last year, too, huh?

[Christopher]

Yeah, the last, like, two or three years, I've been.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's fun as. Go to a honky tonk, girl.

[Christopher]

It's very fun, but the thing is, like, there's so much work to get done that there's not really any time to do anything outside you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Only you thrive off three hours, bro. Get out there. Fuck that shit up.

[Christopher]

I might hopefully like a vacation.

[Ryland Adams]

What?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I said do something out there.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, he should.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Take your cake. Lizzie would take it on a plane.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I would.

[Ryland Adams]

Do they have Susie out in Nashville?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Chicken strips in my fridge that I got in Arizona.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you kidding me?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Ryland Adams]

That is sick. I know. You need some help.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's not good for me.

[Ryland Adams]

You need some help.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And I'm like, the AMC chicken strips suck.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. So I did get a haircut. I know you guys have all been thinking about it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That was different.

[Ryland Adams]

You've been living, laughing, and. But the crazy thing is I, like, got my haircut, and then I got it here. She came to me at the office, and I was like, oh, wow. We were playing the new Justin Bieber album together.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Justice Bieber.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Huh.

[Ryland Adams]

I think it's good. It's, like, chill. It's, like, perfect for getting your hair cut in the background.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

You know what I'm saying?

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's a good hang album.

[Ryland Adams]

I haven't heard the whole thing yet, but it's a. It's a nice vibe. And so I. Then we were running around setting this up, so I didn't even, like, style it or look at it before filming this episode.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's adorable.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you. I feel like taking some of the length, took some weight off and made it feel a little more texture rich. What was your words for it? Healthy, More full.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thick. Full.

[Ryland Adams]

It makes it a little thicker when you cut some of this, like, weight off.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The. Like, I was trying to show because, like, I Need that too. But it's like your ends get, like, ratty.

[Ryland Adams]

And she was like, what do you want? I was like, I just want some shape and some volume. So whatever that means to you, just, like, create some space for that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Wow.

[Ryland Adams]

I trust her. I think she's a good.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's a lot of like. That's like.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I. I mean, she's good. So I thought we could play a fun game of are you smarter than a fifth grader? Because we did this once before, and it really dawned on me after last week's episode when both of us missed a month of the year and just were oblivious to the fact that crazy that that happened because you were like, maybe starts in two months. And we're both counting the months acting like, yeah, that's factual. And then we just.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm still confused how we did it.

[Ryland Adams]

We. We skipped. What did we do together?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know, but, like, what do we.

[Ryland Adams]

There's so, like, Spencer and Morgan.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Did I say July? September?

[Ryland Adams]

I guess I didn't. I just. All the comments were about how we just, like, casually missed a month. And I was like, you know, we've got to bring back. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, yeah. I mean, earlier when you. I got scared and you got scared. It's like, wow, we are stupid.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, yeah. That was an awful moment.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That was, like, the stupidest. That was the stupidest we were.

[Ryland Adams]

There's something hanging from your eye.

[Lizzy Gordon]

See it. Where? How do I.

[Ryland Adams]

What do I do? You have, like, an ornament hanging from your eye. Eyelash.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I've been through the most. I went to the doctors this morning. I think I got it.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, so you saw sloppy today?

[Lizzy Gordon]

We saw sloppy. But, like, this face has been on since, like, 8:00am I'm dying.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, well, one day somebody will see through that bed.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That bed.

[Ryland Adams]

That bed set that you're looking for. The bedroom set where you and I lay in a bed and we record the Sip official podcast.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What?

[Ryland Adams]

With Ryan and Adam.

[Lizzy Gordon]

How did that come up?

[Ryland Adams]

Because you said you're tired.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, I meant like a milk. Like, my face is. Christy. What?

[Ryland Adams]

All right, so Chris is our host. He's our unofficial host. Wow. This is like the Shane Dawson podcast.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Where, oh, let's make him wear a headpiece.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I don't have any props.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, then I'm not playing.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Chris, quick. Chris, take your shirt off.

[Ryland Adams]

Put your hair up.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Take your pants off. Chris, just take your shirt off. Do some penis origami.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh. We have nothing for him.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't even want to play.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, okay, so Chris is our host. Welcome us to the show. Chris.

[Christopher]

Welcome to Are you smarter than a fifth grader? We have random assams.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We have.

[Ryland Adams]

Right. Jesus.

[Christopher]

I'll learn English. I'll be Lizzy Asking Lizzy Askams. And this goes by grade. There's first grade, second grade.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I'm not gonna lie. I made this with ChatGPT.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Also, I've been in all those grades.

[Ryland Adams]

So here's the thing. I could. Because the answers are, like, readily available on this spreadsheet. I was like, I can't look, so I can't select. I'd say let's do, like, two from each grade.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's 10.

[Ryland Adams]

That's fine.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

We have time for 10 questions.

[Christopher]

So they go from English to, like, math to, you know, geography. Just like any.

[Ryland Adams]

I think just choose two for each grade. Whichever one you think will look the stupidest about.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay. And that could be any of them.

[Ryland Adams]

Is stupidest a word?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Who knows?

[Ryland Adams]

So we're starting off strong.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

You know your forms of there, but not stupid.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, I only know those because I'm petty. Oh, it's not an intelligence.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, that's a flex thing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it's a. I hate you.

[Ryland Adams]

I know this and you don't. So I'm better than.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it's more. Really. Good job on that. I love. That was a good lesson. See, doesn't it feel a little good to just like. No, I feel like.

[Ryland Adams]

No. You're the woman that's interviewing Meghan Markle yet? No, I've just found that no. Okay.

[Christopher]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, we're back.

[Christopher]

Are you ready for your first question?

[Ryland Adams]

We are.

[Christopher]

All right, we're starting with the first grade question.

[Ryland Adams]

Hold on, I have some questions. Is it just for either person, or do we each take turns?

[Lizzy Gordon]

We each go at the same time. Do we not? Do we are not.

[Ryland Adams]

Whoever just gets it first gets.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I think you and I are going to want the strength of each other. We should be a team in this.

[Ryland Adams]

I think we're competing against each other. There's nobody else to play. I wish we had one more person. So Chris was also a contestant.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We should both have to answer.

[Ryland Adams]

You could host this for us.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Probably.

[Christopher]

I don't know if it matters, but it says here one person answers a question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, okay.

[Christopher]

And there's a bonus point if someone else.

[Ryland Adams]

So then. So if you don't get your question right, I get the opportunity to answer it correctly, and then I get the point.

[Lizzy Gordon]

If I do, and these are the rules.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. And we're keeping score as well. Oh. Oh, no.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yes, we are.

[Ryland Adams]

Can you use your phone or should I find a pen I can use?

[Christopher]

Maybe one.

[Ryland Adams]

Perfect. You can just write on that. Yeah. Okay. Maybe do an R and an L and some tallies.

[Christopher]

All right. All right.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm L. He.

[Ryland Adams]

Ask him his R. Ask him.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We are not smarter than a fifth grader.

[Christopher]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm really hoping the Sydney Sweeney things at Baskin Robbins.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is it who? Yeah, I think we'll look.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. We'll at look. All right, Chris.

[Christopher]

All right. Our first question is. It's a geography question.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no, I can't. Did you guys learn the state song growing up? Because Shane and Spencer, both of Alabama, Arkansas, Kansas, and I never learned that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Neither did I, so I don't even heard it.

[Ryland Adams]

And they're both, like, on opposite ends of the coasts and both know it, and I'm like, so it just missed me in, like, like.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't think I miss you. I think you missed it. I missed it, too, girl. Don't you worry.

[Ryland Adams]

We were taught it and forgot. Yeah, you do.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, I'm positive about it.

[Ryland Adams]

I won't fight you on that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We all went to public. We're the odd men out that we didn't get taught at the same public school with the same curriculum, the same thing that everybody else got. Chris is a wild card.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

All right.

[Christopher]

All right. Our first question is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is.

[Christopher]

What continent is the United States on? What continent is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Who's asking with Lizzy? North America.

[Christopher]

Correct.

[Ryland Adams]

Period.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Was that first grade?

[Christopher]

That was first grade.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's crazy. They want first graders to know that they're just babies.

[Ryland Adams]

First grade is, like, five years old, right?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, it's like six.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my gosh.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Poor kids.

[Ryland Adams]

It's pretty advanced.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We got to start telling the boys about this shit.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm going to teach them tonight.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm at home, like, listen to me about Chernobyl. They're like, what continent was a Chernobyl on? I'm like, I don't know. Asia.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, first grade for me, Ryland.

[Christopher]

First grade. First grade. I'll. This is why Spencer hosts things and not me. Jesus Christ, Ryland. It's an English question. What is the plural of moose?

[Ryland Adams]

Mooses. Wait, is it asking, like, where the apostrophe is? Because. Okay just says so like, it couldn't be me, like mice. So it's the plural of moose? Mooses.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are you locking it in?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I guess okay, Moose. I can't play this game publicly.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's crazy that they want a first grader to know this, though, because it is hard.

[Christopher]

It is hard.

[Ryland Adams]

What else would it. I don't know, like, what multiple mooses would be.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Do you know what? Multiple crows is a murder.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I guess I have to lock in mooses, because I don't know.

[Christopher]

That's your final answer?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, it's mes.

[Christopher]

It's mice. Well, for moose, according to this.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are you reading it right?

[Ryland Adams]

I literally gave the example of mouse and mice. I want to fact check. Chat. GPT.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, you asked what's the plural of moose, but it's mouse. You didn't read mouse, right?

[Ryland Adams]

What's the plural?

[Christopher]

I was like, wow, this is so embarrassing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But just so you know, but just.

[Christopher]

So you know, so embarrassing for me.

[Lizzy Gordon]

To know that that wasn't moose.

[Christopher]

I want to die.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I had to sing the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse song on my birthday.

[Ryland Adams]

You're gonna humiliate me. Honestly, I was right because I said if it was was mouse, it would be mice. Yeah, I literally said that, so I get the point. Ding, ding, ding. Well, it couldn't be me like mice.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't know, because he asked moose, and the answer would be me.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't know. Let's Google it, because I feel like I'm right.

[Ryland Adams]

I honestly ask you another question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Pretend that didn't happen. Nope. It's saying, that's a great moment.

[Ryland Adams]

Sorry, Chris. The point of this shows. This is why I didn't force you to play, because I didn't want you to look.

[Christopher]

Oh, well, it didn't work, Rylan.

[Ryland Adams]

It really didn't work.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay, okay. We're both right.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, what do you mean, we're both right?

[Christopher]

I'm confused myself.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The.

[Christopher]

I'm sweating.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is a really good gift you gave us, Grace. He goes, it's mice.

[Christopher]

It didn't make any sense to me.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was going, but my first impulse is like, are you reading mice? Right. My God. This is why we're playing this game.

[Christopher]

I'm covered in soil.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I am 35. Okay? The plural of moose is moose. It does not change form in the plural, similar to words like sheep and deer.

[Ryland Adams]

So you were wrong, too.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Hold on. While some might.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you were wrong.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yep.

[Ryland Adams]

So just give me the point for mice.

[Lizzy Gordon]

While some might incorrectly use mooses or me. We were both wrong.

[Christopher]

Let me just ask you another one, because that's. This is complicated.

[Ryland Adams]

You can keep this, but I'll just. Let's go to the Grade two. We're one to one.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't think we are, Mouse.

[Ryland Adams]

It'd be mice. Me.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know, but I predicted.

[Ryland Adams]

I know. That's why. Okay, then give me another one.

[Christopher]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

And if I lose because of this, I'm gonna be pissed.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's so fun playing games with you.

[Christopher]

By the way, I tried hosting once on Shane's podcast. Has never happened again. This is why.

[Ryland Adams]

No, no, no.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We think you're doing. Neither of us can read. Neither of us can read. I literally had to go in my mind. Mickey Mouse clubhouse.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Christopher]

What do plants need to make food? Rylan?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, I know.

[Ryland Adams]

Ox. No, they make the oxygen. What do plants need to make Food.

[Christopher]

I don't know if I'm.

[Ryland Adams]

Carbon. Carbon dioxide. Carbon monoxide. Oh, no. Is it monoxide or dioxide?

[Lizzy Gordon]

There's no way a first grader knows that.

[Ryland Adams]

Carbon monoxide. Carbon dioxide.

[Christopher]

I see. I don't know any other answers but the one that's listed. That's the problem with this. I don't know if there's more things needed.

[Ryland Adams]

Plants need to create oxygen.

[Christopher]

There's an easy answer.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Not to create oxygen.

[Christopher]

What do plants need to make? Food. Yeah.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Water.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is a complicated question.

[Christopher]

It is. Oh, no. Should I ask a different one?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it's too late.

[Christopher]

That's right. Ding, ding, ding.

[Ryland Adams]

Because to make oxygen, they do have to eliminate carbon monoxide.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't think we have to take it any further.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Ding, ding, ding.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You were right. And that is all that we need.

[Ryland Adams]

To make sure that we're going on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

To the world with smiles and joy in our heart.

[Ryland Adams]

We're going on to grade two, and the score is one to one.

[Christopher]

All right, second grade.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Lizzy.

[Christopher]

Hopefully I read it right.

[Ryland Adams]

This is really bad for us.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is really bad for us.

[Ryland Adams]

But this is why it hopefully is enjoyable for you at home.

[Christopher]

Okay, let's do a social studies for Lizzy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yes, let's.

[Christopher]

Who was the first president of the United States?

[Lizzy Gordon]

George Washington. Ding, ding, ding. That's easy. Was that a trap?

[Christopher]

Nope.

[Ryland Adams]

Second grade's easier than first period.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay, Chris, Travis Barker didn't know that. There's, like, a funny moment from the Kardashians where Travis's son is like, who's the first president? He goes, don't ask me things like that. You know, I don't know things like that. He's a drummer.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, who's calling me?

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's me.

[Ryland Adams]

It's my husband. Let me just say we're still filming. Hey, we're still filming. I'll call you back. Is there. Is there a problem? Oh, I mean, I think it looks great. We need to warm. We need to make it a little more warm. Like, we need to get some plants or some artwork. But I think it looks really good. Wow. Okay. All right. I love you.

[Christopher]

I love you.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay. Bye.

[Christopher]

Can I defend my stupidity for half a second? I just. Real quick. This is how you spell moose, the dessert.

[Ryland Adams]

And that's why I thought mouse is moose.

[Christopher]

M, O, U, S. Well, it's S. S, E. So it's how you spelled the dessert.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's basically the same one.

[Christopher]

S. Different.

[Ryland Adams]

Crazy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I think you want us to cut this part out.

[Ryland Adams]

Just let him have It. Just let him have it.

[Christopher]

It's my birthday.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's his birthday. Don't embarrass him.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't embarrass him.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Am I embarrassing him?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, what's my second grade question? Chris?

[Christopher]

These look similar. I'm putting it on the screen.

[Ryland Adams]

I know. I agree with you, Chris. I agree. We missed a month of the year.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I didn't know how to spell mouse either. I literally, in my mind, had to sing M, I, C, K. Do we all sing? It's probably just me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. No, I'm just. Okay, number two. No, it's just me or second grade for me.

[Christopher]

Second grade. Let's do math.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, no, that's not fair. He's pretty.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you for acknowledging me for that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We never have to do math.

[Ryland Adams]

We have chatgpt now.

[Christopher]

What's 100 divided by 10, Ryland?

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's easy.

[Ryland Adams]

Math 10?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Date.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Woo.

[Ryland Adams]

That might be one of the only math questions you can get me on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Honestly.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. Okay.

[Christopher]

All right. We're moving on to third grade.

[Ryland Adams]

It's getting sweaty over here.

[Christopher]

Whoa. Third grade math is great.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're not doing math. We already talked about this. We all had a huddle. Everyone was like, we're friends, right? Yeah, we're friends. We're friends. No one's doing math.

[Christopher]

All right, Lizzy, I'm sick.

[Ryland Adams]

I can see. Sloppy Russ.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What's he doing? Is he touching?

[Ryland Adams]

No, he's just popping.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, he's.

[Ryland Adams]

You've popped.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I've. It's a little residual ability.

[Ryland Adams]

You say that, but he's popped like he.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I am looking less like Zoidberg. Like, my extra flaps are starting to fill out.

[Ryland Adams]

I think it's 17 months. You're. It's 17. No.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What are you, Weeks girl?

[Ryland Adams]

That's what I mean. Yeah. What? Whatever. 17 months.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm only gonna be pregnant for nine months.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, sorry, Chris. Lizzie, for third grade.

[Christopher]

Lizzy, it's a science question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Christopher]

What?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't believe in science. Put that on my Reddit.

[Christopher]

What gas do humans need to breathe to stay alive? What gas do humans need to breathe to stay alive?

[Ryland Adams]

Oxygen. Okay. She's, like, crying. She's so nervous. What are you crying about?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm a mother. I have to know.

[Ryland Adams]

No. We're gonna learn again. It's gonna be really good.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was on the brink.

[Ryland Adams]

Honestly, this is really good for us that we have kids. We're gonna learn it all over again.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yes. We should do this weekly.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. Third grade, Ryland.

[Christopher]

Geography.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh. Good luck, kid.

[Christopher]

What's the capital of California. Ryland.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's easy.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay. I feel like it's something weird, like, Sacramento. Sacramento.

[Christopher]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Which is. Seems crazy, right?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, that's ridiculous.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't want to, like, hate on Sacramento, but, like, I don't love it.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, aren't you from close to there?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, but I went to Chico State, so I'd have to drive through Sacramento.

[Ryland Adams]

And what's there?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like, a bridge?

[Ryland Adams]

I mean, like, San Francisco, Los Angeles.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like a bridge over troubled water.

[Ryland Adams]

We have so many great options. Yeah, I mean, I don't know that I've been to Sacramento. So do you? Sacramento.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I went there the night I graduated from college with my friend Haley, and we got super blacked out and went to a hotel, and we're hanging out with, like, a pilot, I think. But that's really. It's foggy because, like I said, I was blacked out.

[Ryland Adams]

We were up in the air.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was up in the air.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, fourth grade. Make it something that we're not going to be able to answer.

[Christopher]

I mean, I'm trying to pick the more difficult ones. That isn't math, right?

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, you can pick math. She doesn't listen to me. She. She makes the rules.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm the executive producer. I've made that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're just employees of the pod girl. Like, we don't have to take responsibility for any of this. This.

[Ryland Adams]

Exactly.

[Christopher]

Let's see. No math.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, no, I said tell him not to.

[Ryland Adams]

Executive producer. Yes.

[Christopher]

So, fourth grade, math question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

10.

[Christopher]

Lizzy, what's three? Four as a decimal? Oh, what's three? Four?

[Ryland Adams]

I know.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Probably 0.75.

[Christopher]

Ding, ding, ding.

[Ryland Adams]

That's my thought, too. Oh, my gosh. We're smarter than a fifth grader.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thank God it was thirds, because if it was anything else, I. I could probably do fourths and maybe fifth.

[Ryland Adams]

Third grade for me.

[Christopher]

All right, Ryland, let's do a history question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Those are easy.

[Christopher]

Should I do a science?

[Ryland Adams]

No, history. You're gonna get me more on history.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Because he knows about carbon monoxide.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know anything about history, which is really embarrassing, quite honestly.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I love history.

[Ryland Adams]

I know you do.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Watch me get a history one.

[Ryland Adams]

Wrong.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Next.

[Christopher]

Okay, Ryland, who wrote the Declaration of Independence? Who wrote the Declaration of Independence?

[Ryland Adams]

Ben. Ben. No, see, this is bad for me.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's worse for me because I love American history, and now I'm not sure.

[Ryland Adams]

Wait, it's not Benjamin Franklin. Wait. Okay, that's my only answer. That's all I know. What's your guess? Well, if I get. Oh, we've been playing. Oh, no, we haven't been getting it wrong. If I get it wrong, then it goes. It rolls over to her.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

So Benjamin Franklin, Final answer. Yeah. Don't say who?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thomas Jefferson.

[Ryland Adams]

Danny.

[Christopher]

Danny. So Lucy gets an extra point.

[Ryland Adams]

Are they in the same. Were they in the same room? Okay, they were in the same room.

[Lizzy Gordon]

They were all in the room where it happened.

[Ryland Adams]

At least I was in the environment. At least it's, like, not too embarrassing.

[Christopher]

An extra point.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thank you.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so you got an extra point. Oh, that's annoying.

[Christopher]

Or. Or should I not? I mean.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, you should.

[Ryland Adams]

What do you.

[Christopher]

I don't know how this works.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not his birthday, all right? We've graduated to fourth grade. I mean, I don't know that I have.

[Christopher]

All right, fifth grade.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

Did we just do fourth grade?

[Christopher]

That was fourth grade?

[Lizzy Gordon]

What is this, Billy Madison? It's four or five.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

I thought we were still in third grade for some reason, but I'm fine. Well, this is our graduating class.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, my God. Do you want to feel how sweaty I am?

[Ryland Adams]

No. I can see it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh.

[Christopher]

All right. You hurt, Lizzy? No, it's a science question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it's not. I know it's not. I literally. I already know it's not.

[Ryland Adams]

Just roll it off the tip of your tongue.

[Christopher]

Lizzie, what are the three states of matter?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Solid. Liquid.

[Christopher]

Yes.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And gas.

[Christopher]

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Ryland Adams]

You are really smart.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Thank you for recognizing that.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Christopher]

All right, Ryland, let's do geography.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Those are really hard.

[Christopher]

Which country has the largest population in the world? Ryland, which country has the largest population in the world?

[Lizzy Gordon]

China.

[Ryland Adams]

Final answer. Yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We're smarter than fifth graders.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I do think there were some bonus questions at the end, though, right? How many are there?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Christopher]

4.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, let's do rapid fire to each. So we start with Lizzie.

[Christopher]

All right, Lizzy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No.

[Christopher]

How many months have 28 days?

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, shit.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's a rude question.

[Ryland Adams]

I could never be able to tell you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is it two?

[Christopher]

Is that your final answer?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Incorrect.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, four.

[Christopher]

The final answer?

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

Incorrect.

[Ryland Adams]

How many.

[Christopher]

How many months have 28 days?

[Ryland Adams]

1.

[Christopher]

All of them.

[Ryland Adams]

It was a trick question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's not fair. We were trusting it. We were trusting crazy.

[Ryland Adams]

Does it tell you for real, though?

[Lizzy Gordon]

You know what? I don't do riddles. If you're going to riddle again, I'm out.

[Ryland Adams]

Don't blame it on Chris.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't care.

[Ryland Adams]

He's being aggressive.

[Lizzy Gordon]

He's the messenger.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, the next one is me.

[Christopher]

All right, Ryland, if a plane crashes on the border of the US And Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

[Lizzy Gordon]

This sucks.

[Ryland Adams]

It depends on where it came from.

[Christopher]

Depends where it came from.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, depends on where it took off.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You know, they're just trying to trick you. So no matter what, you're going to look stupid. I know, and that's not fair. Okay, this is how AI wins.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm going to say whatever country they took off in.

[Christopher]

Whatever country they took off in. Final answer?

[Ryland Adams]

Yes. Wait, read the question again. Yeah. Now it rolls over to Lizzie.

[Christopher]

All right, Lizzie, if a plane crashes on the border of the US And Canada, where do they bury the survivors?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Where was it coming from?

[Ryland Adams]

That was literally my answer.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Who's on the plane?

[Ryland Adams]

Actually, I have a better answer now.

[Christopher]

Okay, you gotta wait.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't know.

[Ryland Adams]

Whatever the majority of the plane is in on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, this is a riddle. Like, they're trying to make us look stupid, and I'm not gonna let them win.

[Ryland Adams]

Neither of us know I'm overthinking it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Because I care too much. And if you really want to just attack a girl for caring too much, then go ahead.

[Christopher]

So the question was, if a plane crashes on the border of the US And Canada, where do they bury the survivors? And you don't bury.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You don't bury survivors.

[Ryland Adams]

See?

[Lizzy Gordon]

See? They just want to make you look stupid in front of a whole audience.

[Ryland Adams]

I feel like somebody asked this question in a car I was in just the other day.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I killed that person.

[Christopher]

Like that?

[Ryland Adams]

Yes.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, no.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no. You just hate riddles like that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I do hate riddles.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm not a riddler.

[Ryland Adams]

Who was that to initially? Me. Yeah, the next one's to Lizzie.

[Christopher]

All right, let's see.

[Ryland Adams]

Nobody gets a point.

[Christopher]

How many sides does a hexagon have?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Is this not a trap?

[Ryland Adams]

I think I know.

[Christopher]

I think this one's. I don't know. How many sizes does Hexagon have?

[Lizzy Gordon]

6.

[Ryland Adams]

I couldn't remember if it was 8 or 6 because the stop sign is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

A hexagon or an octagon. Yeah, stop signs.

[Ryland Adams]

An octagon.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't know. What about the stop sign is?

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I think 1, 2, 3, 4, whatever. Who knows what a stop sign is? Oh, now I have to know.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What's the stop sign? I think it's an octagon.

[Ryland Adams]

Four, five, six.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's eight.

[Ryland Adams]

I think it's six.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, gosh. I need to Google a stop sign now. I'm gonna die of curiosity. Stop signing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I think it's eight.

[Ryland Adams]

No, I think it's eight too. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8. It's an octagon.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Period.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, last question is mine to start.

[Lizzy Gordon]

All right.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, wait, Lizzy got that point. Yes. Okay.

[Christopher]

Yeah. And then Rylan, last question. Last bonus trick question. What's heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of bricks?

[Lizzy Gordon]

This one's easy.

[Ryland Adams]

I mean a pound of bricks. But I feel like it's a trick.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's a trick.

[Christopher]

No, that you can't help.

[Ryland Adams]

A pound of feathers or. Oh, they're the same. Because it's a pound of each. Correct.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, I feel like it's a trick.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, so what's the final score, Chris?

[Christopher]

So it's seven to five. Lizzy wins.

[Ryland Adams]

You are the smartest one here. I mean, I got lucky because my question.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Wasn'T a trap.

[Ryland Adams]

He can't hear you.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I can hear me. One of your trick questions was not a trap. Be a trick in and of itself because they were like.

[Ryland Adams]

Feel like you're crying.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I cuz I am. I told you, I'm sensitive and I'm a mess.

[Ryland Adams]

All right, we'll see you girls in the car.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Bye.

[Ryland Adams]

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[Lizzy Gordon]

I guess maybe that checks out.

[Ryland Adams]

Maybe people are like, like, off work earlier, got out of school.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's July 11th.

[Ryland Adams]

There is no advertising on the outside for Sydney. But if we're being fair, there's no advertising on the outside for anything.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, there is. There's one thing. $5 off something.

[Christopher]

Oh, and we parked next to Yolanda Saldivar, who's really upset with you.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, is that who killed Selena? Yeah. Rip and I didn't even do anything. This lady was. For once.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I told you. It's because we're hot.

[Ryland Adams]

For once, though, I didn't do anything wrong while driving. No, you were a good boy and got mean mugged. Like, oh, my gosh. A crime was so bad.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's because your hair's so too good.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. She's like that. That haircut in that G wagon.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, that man's hair is thick.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you, Selena. Okay, is Selena also going to Baskin Robbins? It's like, not really. Really.

[Lizzy Gordon]

She's Yolanda.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, she's Selena. Oh, no.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

[Ryland Adams]

We're gonna get copywritten. Shut up, Justin.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Shut your lips.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm just trying to enjoy your music. I was just reading that he's agreed to Pay Scooter Braun $26 million or 30. 30 million, I guess. Scooter's company up front. I didn't read the whole article yet, but I guess Scooter's company up fronted his last tour that he then backed out on.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, shit.

[Ryland Adams]

And so he owed him 26 million for that. And then like, another five and a half million for commissions, so Justin just settled to pay him 30 something. My God, and Scooter Braun already has, like, so much money. It's why friends. They broke up their working relationship, so I don't know if they're friends.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know, but, like, is that crazy? Crazy to have a friend that's like, I am gonna need $30 million from you, but I'm not gonna make good on the end of it.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, well, who's in? Which one? Justin's the one that stopped making good now.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's what I'm saying.

[Ryland Adams]

Right. Well, I don't know. I don't know how this all ended or worked out or played out. Okay, let's go see what's going on. I feel like this is really douchey to bring into this store. Right? Should we just film on the iPhone and then be back?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yes.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, we'll be back. We'll be back. I don't want to run it, but then if I have the camera and Yolanda tries to kill me.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, we're filming on something else anyway. But I feel like if we bring a camera out, she's like, oh, and you're a camera guy.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, I'll shut up. Here. Program to, like, not slam doors, but in the G wagon, if you don't slam the door, it doesn't latch me. Bringing my hard drive with the sip everywhere because I lose it. But Chris, like, didn't close the door. It's like, again, Chris, with all your strength. And he was like, oh, that felt like a cry. Yeah.

[Christopher]

Also, the sound it makes feels. I don't know, so violent and scary.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Well, that's why I hate that car. Cuz every time I'm out, he's like, you didn't shut your door.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. This is looking promising.

[Lizzy Gordon]

No, it's really looking bad for us.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow.

[Christopher]

Wow, wow, wow.

[Ryland Adams]

Thank you.

[Christopher]

You. Oh, my God, it looks so good.

[Ryland Adams]

Look at what she's doing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

If you wrap your feet around the chair legs, they stay cold.

[Ryland Adams]

This is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is the hottest room I've ever been in. How I'm supposed to breath?

[Ryland Adams]

All right. Hello, girls. We are back. We met the nicest people in there.

[Lizzy Gordon]

We really did.

[Ryland Adams]

The employees were also incredible.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But. But the employees were the slowest employees.

[Ryland Adams]

No, once the guy that came out, that helped us came out, he was really fast and efficient.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Here's the deal. It is a million degrees. We are on the surface of the sun in there.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

I'm gonna clap on my chest.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I've never.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, hold on.

[Christopher]

I'm just gonna do.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I can clap.

[Christopher]

Oh, okay. Two, take one. Common mark.

[Ryland Adams]

Hopefully that works. Okay. And we're back here. We got it comes with a reusable cup, which is very cute. I like it a lot.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I love it.

[Ryland Adams]

Let's pour some. Oh, we should. What?

[Lizzy Gordon]

When you placed it down, it skeeted.

[Ryland Adams]

That's how full it is. I guess we should all probably get. Oh, let me take. Take your spoon just so that it's.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Cleaner with this spoon. Ivy, wed.

[Ryland Adams]

Here. I just want to get a thumbnail with it too. Hold on.

[Christopher]

It looks very, very cute. The presentation of it is nice.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, you can get your bite, and then I'm going to. So this is Sydney Sweeney's collab with Baskin Robbins, and it's all sherbert. I'm typically not like, the biggest sherbet fan.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Honestly, neither am I.

[Ryland Adams]

But some. Then I start eating it and I'm.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like, I know there's gummy bears in there too.

[Ryland Adams]

This is so full.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's a fizzy.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, my God.

[Ryland Adams]

All the gummy bears kind of went to the bottom of that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Give me this.

[Ryland Adams]

Yeah, you can take a bite. Oh, yeah, that's fine.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'll put the gummy bears back.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh. What do you think, Chris? I like it a lot.

[Christopher]

I think it's really good.

[Ryland Adams]

But I like.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I think gummy bears and sherbet mix, but gummy bears and chocolate and sherbet. Not. Not for me.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, that's enough gummies.

[Christopher]

This is, like, very, very sweet. If you have, like, an intense sweet tooth, I think you would love hand this to Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, here you go. It's really sweet. So this is, like, what allegedly her order, I guess. Did you get a gummy bear in it, or does the gummy bear just get hard and convolute?

[Lizzy Gordon]

But here's the thing. I love a hard gummy.

[Ryland Adams]

You do?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Christopher]

It wasn't that hard. I. I don't like when a gummy bear is too hard. And it was like. Like, for me, the perfect consistency.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, fuck.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't like gummy bears.

[Lizzy Gordon]

What are you even in camera. This. This frame is all about me and my postpartum regrowth. I love this.

[Ryland Adams]

The gummy's fine. Let me see. So the freeze is like, what, this blended with milk or what?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't think it's milk. How do we find out what this is?

[Christopher]

I like this even better. I like them both, but I like this better.

[Ryland Adams]

I really like this. It's the same bait. It would. He put this ice cream in a blender with things, right?

[Christopher]

What were the things Is this like.

[Ryland Adams]

What hot girls eat? Because she's like the hottest.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I mean, I think we're getting exponentially more hot as we eat it. Like, my regrowth is growing.

[Ryland Adams]

Like, Sydney is so hot. Right?

[Christopher]

This is very good.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I really like this.

[Ryland Adams]

I like the milkshake better. Yeah, or is it a milkshake?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Even sherbert a fizzy.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay, let me try a piece of this with chocolate just to see what she's talking about.

[Christopher]

I like it.

[Ryland Adams]

The gummy bear.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like, you're crazy.

[Christopher]

Do it without a gummy bear.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, gummy bear snuck it through a gummy bear pop.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's a good one. That's a pineapple flavor.

[Christopher]

This is so good that I want to drink it all, but I can't right now.

[Ryland Adams]

Okay. The chocolate actually works.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You're lying. You don't like gummy bears. I don't trust you.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, no, it complicates things. Do you know what I'm saying, though? Like, it's like when something super hard is an ice cream. Or like a hard chocolate shell on top of.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I love a hard chocolate shell, though.

[Ryland Adams]

On top of an ice cream cone.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

You get the chocolate dipped cones. You are living laughing with your hair up. You should have seen her inside of that place. She was like coming undone. No.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It was so hot.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you gonna try just the this?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Sorry, I'm just enjoying myself.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, no. Enjoy yourself. I just wanted to.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's slippy as hell. How did you get into this?

[Ryland Adams]

Just with the spoon. However you want.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I want to have the whole thing.

[Ryland Adams]

Just take a bite. Chris already had his.

[Christopher]

I think this might be one of the better, like, overall experiences, from customer service to the people in there to the store itself to like the thing to all of it.

[Ryland Adams]

It was overwhelming when we first walked in because there were a lot of people and only one employer. But then when the second employee came out, everything changed. Somebody walked up to Lizzie and said, it's a boy. I just know it's a boy. And she was like, well, it is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You got me.

[Ryland Adams]

She's like, I do know what it is. And you're right. It's a boy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay. You're right. I'm not offended by the shell. What is this called?

[Ryland Adams]

The chocolate?

[Lizzy Gordon]

I was gonna call it a winklewossel.

[Ryland Adams]

Is it almost like a dark chocolate?

[Lizzy Gordon]

It is.

[Ryland Adams]

It seems different and it works really well.

[Lizzy Gordon]

It's not right. It's not what's supposed to be with this?

[Ryland Adams]

No, well, no, it is. Is the. The difference in hers is that it has Colored color sprinkles on top.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah. Rainbow.

[Ryland Adams]

And they were out of that.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are we out of gummy bears? On this little scoop, all that's left.

[Ryland Adams]

Is there's 800 gummy bears right here.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And you don't want those in the ice cream.

[Ryland Adams]

I think it just, like, complicates it in a way I'm not okay with.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You're nuts to butts, kid.

[Ryland Adams]

I will say, for summer, this is a nice, refreshing snack. I like it. It's like.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Like.

[Ryland Adams]

It's not a. Like a heavy ice cream. It's a light ice cream.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's the point of a shortbread.

[Ryland Adams]

I didn't know that. Oh, the gummy bear's so hard. Sorry, I cut you off.

[Christopher]

Light, refreshing, citrusy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Mm.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't think the gummy bear is even worth it.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Do you think it's Sprite in this? Like, this is an old school, like, punch thing. Like, back in the day at shindigs and hip hops or Go Go Digs, whatever people were doing.

[Ryland Adams]

Why is the shake better?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Because it doesn't have the chocolate cone.

[Ryland Adams]

Normally, I'm not into, like, a melty consistency, but whatever they added to that dilutes the sherbet a little bit.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I think it's Sprite.

[Ryland Adams]

Girl.

[Christopher]

It's better in here.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God. That thing is. I think you're right. Yeah, it's like a Sprite sherbet float. Whoa. Okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry.

[Ryland Adams]

I just don't want it to spill all over the car.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I'm just trying to get all those gummy bears into my mouth. Mouth.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, I did that in a crazy way.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's so weird.

[Ryland Adams]

I'm not training.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That's super out of character.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow. I don't even think I have hand sanitizer in here to, like, de. Is there a here, baby? Oh, there's napkins. That works.

[Lizzy Gordon]

That'll do.

[Ryland Adams]

Wow, Sydney, I knew you were a hot girl for a thing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Do your your thing. Hey, Sid.

[Ryland Adams]

Do your thing. Straw.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, you know what?

[Ryland Adams]

Do you want a straw?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Should I name my son Sydney for Sydney?

[Ryland Adams]

Shane and I were seriously considering Sydney had we had a girl.

[Lizzy Gordon]

You and I were gonna name our daughter Sydney and Sunday.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, you're just giving that away.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And then neither of us Sunday.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, I really liked your Sunday for a daughter.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah, but it's too trendy.

[Ryland Adams]

Hot name. Oh, it is.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Yeah.

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know anyone named Sunday.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I feel like everyone's like, my daughter's name is Sunday.

[Ryland Adams]

Dang, that was a great experience. Yeah, I Mean, I will. My complaint is that the gummy bears. Well, no, no, no. That. That store was 800 million degrees.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Why was it so hot in there?

[Ryland Adams]

Wasn't that crazy?

[Christopher]

Especially for an item store?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Whoa.

[Ryland Adams]

I know. This is gonna spill. Whoa. This is gonna fall.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Whoa.

[Ryland Adams]

I just.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I don't even have a seatbelt on.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, my God. You're pregnant.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know. Whoa.

[Ryland Adams]

I thought we all were all in agreement that we had to go.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are we all going to Kaiser?

[Ryland Adams]

No.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Come on, let's go to Kaiser.

[Ryland Adams]

Can't you just go on your way home today?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Don't you guys want to come with, get a blood test with me?

[Christopher]

I'll be there.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris also still has to turn some things around.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, the seatbelt keeps sucking me in.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it's like, come on, girl. It's weird that they don't have any marketing.

[Lizzy Gordon]

I know. The other ones do. Like, the one that I was gonna go to without you does.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, okay.

[Lizzy Gordon]

But then I hit you up and I was like, do you want to go with me?

[Ryland Adams]

I would say if you girls are gonna do that, do it. Do it. Sorry. Whoa. Was that drama violence? That was a lot of drama.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Are we just gonna go to the Container Store?

[Ryland Adams]

It's too hot to get back out of the car again.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Everywhere, me.

[Ryland Adams]

Your chocolate's everywhere. My hands are so sticky.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Lick your fingers.

[Ryland Adams]

I need to, like, get clean.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Let's go use the really nice bathroom in the Container Store.

[Ryland Adams]

You over hyped that bathroom.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Under hyped, Chris.

[Ryland Adams]

Oh, it's gonna fall again.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Come on, Chris. Tell me how nice that bathroom is.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris.

[Christopher]

It is a nice bathroom, but I have to agree that it was over.

[Ryland Adams]

Are you. I'm sorry.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Said the guy who said mouse.

[Christopher]

I'm not smart.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Okay, what is going on here?

[Ryland Adams]

I don't know. It sounds like an emergency.

[Lizzy Gordon]

This is an emergency.

[Ryland Adams]

Well, you guys, I hope you enjoyed watching the sip. Let us know what you think. I mean, obviously, we're gonna rework, work the space a little, but just let us know your thoughts.

[Lizzy Gordon]

And it's off to a great start. It's already so compelling, so warm, so inviting.

[Ryland Adams]

Now you're getting.

[Lizzy Gordon]

The girls want to come in, and they see the espresso chairs, and they're like, let's have a sip of some tea with some girlies.

[Ryland Adams]

Sabrina Carpenter definitely wants to come be a guest in that savvy.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Sab's coming through. We're gonna talk some. She's gonna be, you know, non descript, but descript enough that we can talk about who we think she's talking about. You know what I'm saying?

[Ryland Adams]

No, I don't. Can you describe that a little?

[Lizzy Gordon]

Oh, I'm dying.

[Ryland Adams]

No. Okay, you guys, thank you so much for watching the sip. Everyone's links are in the description section below. Don't forget to wish Chris a happy birthday tomorrow.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Hpd.

[Ryland Adams]

Chris. And we love you so much. We'll see you next week. Goodbye. And that's the sip.

[Lizzy Gordon]

Sam.